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  • File : 1277180577.jpg-(77 KB, 545x765, 1273033232959.jpg)
    77 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:22 No.10655864  
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:23 No.10655881
    God.
    Fucking.
    Damnit.


    I was about TWO minutes away from heading to sleep.
    Well, there goes my alertness in Calculus tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:28 No.10655967
    That didn't mean stop.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:28 No.10655975
    WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

    First Chapter: Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/

    Most Recent Chapter: Part Some fucking thing: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10548527/

    If you want to find the rest, they should be tagged "Maid Quest" on the archive. Or avatarfaggotry/avatarfagging. Trolls are fun :)

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=maid+quest

    Discussion Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10342577/
    Discussion Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10400355/


    -----

    If you're pathetic enough to follow this fucking shit on twitter, it's at http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

    -----

    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.

    Loot
    Alien Repair Bots
    Reticulan Combat Android in a Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
    Silver Key
    Iron Key
    Occult Book
    Demon Sword
    Prince Philip's Sword of Truth
    Alicia's Locket, containing Kat's Love
    Music Box

    --Your Costumes:--
    Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
    Bloodline Sorcerer (Reality Warping)

    --Unassigned Costumes:--
    None
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:29 No.10655990
    >>10655881
    Oh pish. All you need to know in calculus is that 1 = 2, and you're all set.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:29 No.10655998
    I'm going to stop checking /tg/ just before heading to bed.
    Oh well, grabbing a beer.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:30 No.10656011
    When does this quest end?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:30 No.10656013
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    --Mansion Status:--
    Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat"), Secret Passages (Connects Master Bedroom to Maid Quarters).
    Kitchen: Good (4 of 5)
    Decor: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Gardens: Average (3 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Good (4 of 5) - BEING IMPROVED BY 1 MAID

    DEFENSES: Being worked on by 1 Maid and 1 Butler

    STAFF:
    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted) - Boon

    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE - Boon Activated - TROLLED

    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Warm) - SEXED

    SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Neutral) - Boon
    - Costume Option: Sexy Commissar - Changes her type from ANGRY/ANGRY to Sexy/ANGRY
    - Costume Add-on: Blood Splatter - Causes Fear upon dealing damage to an enemy.

    Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)

    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED

    Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED

    Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust. (Love) - SEXED

    10 XP

    -----
    When we left off, we'd been looking in on our maids while we were gone.

    PICK A SIDE QUEST

    Jehanne
    Koyomi
    Carmine
    Katherine
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:32 No.10656044
    rolled 1 = 1

    >PICK A SIDE QUEST
    Gonna roll for it. Seems like the fair approach.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:33 No.10656067
    Whatever we do first, I'd like to end the night on Koyomi.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:34 No.10656093
    >>10656067
    we're not back yet, I think.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:35 No.10656107
    >>10656013
    Just a reminder: we WERE gonna grab souvenirs for the others.

    >>10656011
    There's something like 12-13 game days left so we're nearing the 2/3rds marks.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:37 No.10656150
    >>10656013
    Might as well carry on where we left off with Jehanne.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:37 No.10656151
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    SIDE QUEST: JEHANNE
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    When we last left off, we'd dropped in on Samantha and Reginald as they were working on the defenses of the house together.

    We cut across to a person whom we dropped in on briefly earlier: Jehanne, Paladin of the Goddess of Love, as she spends her time in her morning ablutions, bathing herself under a waterfall in a forest clearing.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:38 No.10656171
    I never got to mention this in a previous thread.

    Samantha's origin story really bothers me.

    If Reginald, her father, was a British commando in WWII, and her mother was apparently an SS officer, this means one of three things:

    1. Samatha is 60+ years old.

    2. Reginald and Ilsa had Sam long after WWII ended; Ilsa probably reformed or something.

    3. The "present day" of the mansion is in the 1960's.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:40 No.10656196
    >>10656171
    You're a sorcerous fa/tg/uy who's been to hell three times and lives with a demoness, an Angry Marine, and a catgirl, and you're nitpicking the timescale?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:41 No.10656218
    >>10656196
    Yes.

    Normally I'd just ignore it as "it's just an RPG, I should really just relax" but this just... bothered me.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:42 No.10656221
    >>10656196
    Don't forget that we recently talked to Walt Disney the Happiness-Lich.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:44 No.10656256
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    >>10656218

    In that case, assume that Ilsa was born just as the war ended, that it's a May/December romance, and that they waited a long time before they had kids.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:46 No.10656310
    >>10656256
    ... Okay, I'm satisfied. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:47 No.10656333
    Well, it's the beginning of a quest thread, so the only choice is Masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:48 No.10656350
    >>10656333

    Its a sidequest, moron. And we gave Jehanne strict orders to not orgasm unless we were there.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:49 No.10656362
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    Anyway. . .

    You stand knee-deep in the chill water. Although the weather is turning warmer, it is still rather chilly in the morning, and standing knee-deep in a pool of clear water can be rather chilling to the body.

    You splash another basin of water over your body, and recite a short prayer to Sehanine, Goddess of the Moon, between each splash. Though your eyes are closed, your mind is alert, ready to hear your goddess' every word.

    What you hear, however, is not the will of your goddess, but something else.

    "Pssst. . . are you sure this is the right way?" whispers one man.

    "Ayup," says another. "This is the way to that thar house, boy."

    "And you're sure there's no one there?"

    "If thar is, we got no problem," says the second voice. "Most a dem folks is out of the house. We'll be in an' out in no time."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:50 No.10656376
    >>10655998

    TELL ME ABOUT IT
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:50 No.10656392
    >>10656151
    Complete morning ablutions as normal, keep an eye out for anything unusual. Then proceed with required tasks. I believe we were to expand the magical/spiritual defenses of the mansion?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:51 No.10656410
    Hey Goshujin, just how fuckrich are we?

    Like, we can buy anything we want rich? Because if so, we might want to import a BMP-3 and a 9k22 Tunguska for mansion defence.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:51 No.10656411
    PUT THIS UP ON TWITTER YO
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:52 No.10656424
    CLEAVE AND SMITE EVIL!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:52 No.10656425
    >>10656362
    Conceal self and subtly ascertain the intentions of these intruders. Arm self while doing so if possible. If they notice you, be bold and suitably paladin-like in spite of the awkward moment..
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:52 No.10656426
    >>10656362

    INTRUDERS! do we have any stealthy way of notifying Reginald and/or Mistress Samantha to this?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:52 No.10656435
    >>10656362
    Stop right there criminal scum!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:53 No.10656451
    >>10656362
    get dressed in our dapper attire. open the front left of our dandy jacket, and look inside at the various whistles inside, each engraved with a breed of dog. After glancing upon the ones labeled rabid st. bernard and starving german shepard, we smile and pick both, then blow the whistles.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:55 No.10656476
    >>10656451
    Keep in mind, you are currently Jehanne.

    Seems that there is disagreement on whether to rip and tear or take a more stealthy approach.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:55 No.10656489
    >>10656451
    Note to self: Get a suite of attack dogs for the mansion premises. Be sure to have both standard, cyber, and hellish varieties at minimum. Recommend also a humiliatingly small but vicious breed for people we want to subtly mock for their weakness.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:56 No.10656498
    >>10656476

    Stealthy. Also, current inventory?

    And what about getting some Russian hardware for mansion defence?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:56 No.10656505
    >>10656476
    Be stealthy. Is our sword within arms reach?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:57 No.10656521
    >>10656435
    IT MUST BE SAID.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:57 No.10656523
    >>10656476

    Stealthy approach. Leading UP to rip-and-tear. Jehanne uses melee weapons.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:58 No.10656551
    >>10656435
    YES.

    Make sure you do this while blocking their escape.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:58 No.10656552
    >>10656476
    Do some sneaking. Go get our sword.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:58 No.10656553
    archived. with a note added for the mistagged threads that messed up the count.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:59 No.10656571
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    THIS MUST HAPPEN
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)00:59 No.10656572
    You make a note to yourself to invest in dogs. Dogs would help the defenses of this mansion.

    Your current inventory = nothing.

    Your clothing and weapons are sitting on shore, out of reach. The voices are coming from that direction.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)00:59 No.10656575
    >>10656524
    >DrClef
    Wait. There was someone earlier making a FATAL character with that na-NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:00 No.10656590
    Dive SEAL style, take only the sword and dive again
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:00 No.10656598
    >>10656575
    here
    >>10656572
    I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS YOU! INSANITY OF THAT CALIBER IS TOO RARE!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:01 No.10656608
    >>10656572

    Any way we could sneak back and grab our sword?

    If not, how's our unarmed combat?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:01 No.10656615
    Get SWORD using STEALTH.

    STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:02 No.10656621
    >>10656575
    I don't like where this is going. And the fact that the GM just asked this to be kept quiet is even more ominous.

    Conceal self. Move behind a rock or something, subtly observe shoreline.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:02 No.10656627
    what about the dagger we hide in our vagina?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:02 No.10656630
    >>10656590
    Sound good or failing that hide behind a rock or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:02 No.10656631
    >>10656572
    Get sword. Clothing is optional.

    We should at least put the maid's headdress on, though.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:03 No.10656642
    >>10656575
    >>10656598

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Sneaking back to get your sword requires a Cunning check. Someone roll 1d6
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:03 No.10656647
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>10656642
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:03 No.10656656
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>10656642
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:04 No.10656658
    I vote we just stealth to the other side of the pond, and haul (bare) ass back to the Mansion and alert THE TROOPS.

    which also means Reggie will see the pally nekkid. ooh lala
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:04 No.10656666
    >>10656647
    >>10656656
    4mind
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:04 No.10656668
    >>10656642

    As the guy who just rolled, I'm assuming this is going to end with us using our nudity as a distraction so we can get a blade and SMITE something.

    Am I correct?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:04 No.10656674
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    >>10656598
    >>10656621
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:05 No.10656694
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    >>10656642
    >I have no idea what you're talking about.
    Whatever you say...
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:05 No.10656698
    >>10656647

    Sadly, Jehanne is not exactly the most cunning person, and she's not particularly stealthy, either. As you go to get your sword, you make quite a large splashing noise as you wade through the water.

    You hear the voices stop. "Hey, what was that?" one of the voices says.

    "Mebbe it's a secyoority gard? We shuld go tek a look, hyuk."

    Reflecting on the fact that Guy 2's accent seems inconsistent, you manage to get ahold of your sword. However, you figure you don't have much time before they burst into the clearing.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:06 No.10656713
    IRC?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:07 No.10656735
    >>10656698

    Any good hiding spots? Ambush would be good, these fuckwits don't seem to be the most intelligent of lifeforms.

    Also, are you ever gonna answer whether or not we can buy a BMP and/or SPAAG?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:08 No.10656745
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    >>10656698

    LAY WASTE TO THEM

    LET THE GOREAN TROLLS REAP THE PAINFUL STEEL LASH OF STONE-AGE FEMINISM (EQUAL OPPORTUNITY MURDERIZING)
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:08 No.10656751
    I think we're fucked. It was a good run, Jehanne. We'll miss you. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:09 No.10656774
    hide in a bush then smash there shins with our sword
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:09 No.10656781
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    >>10656745

    Oh, yes. While letting loose a warcry that shall PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

    JEHANNE CALS FOR AID!

    WILL REGINALD ANSWER?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:10 No.10656787
    >>10656735
    Explain to me what these are.

    As for ambush spots, they do exist, but you're not exactly the most stealthy person. Paladins are more about going in face to face. You could try, though: you'd certainly have an advantage given the terrain.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:10 No.10656803
    Seriously, are we not going to stop the criminal scum right fucking there?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:10 No.10656806
    >>10656787
    TAKE THE HIGH GROUND WITH OUR ATHLETICS
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:10 No.10656808
    while I'm at it; ROLLAN FER ATTACK. Though pre-rolling doesn't count methinks.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:11 No.10656821
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    >>10656781
    SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDERRRR
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:11 No.10656833
    grab some wet silt/sand to sling in their eyes. should provide us a precious second or two.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:11 No.10656834
    >>10656803
    We don't know that they're criminal scum yet.

    Which reminds me: Detect Evil.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:12 No.10656842
    >>10656803
    You kidding. The ruffians have funny accents and they are specifically assaulting our paladin alone. Unintentionally, but clearly narrative-intended.

    This can only mean one thing: JEHANNE IS FUCKED.

    Can we still win one maid shy? ;_;
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:12 No.10656858
    >>10656787

    Short /k/ version.

    BMP == Slavshit Bradley. SPAAG is self-propelled anti-aircraft gun; slavshit version is the ZSU-23, with four 23mm radar-guided guns. if you play any game with ground attack planes, these have trolled you before.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:13 No.10656862
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    >>10656821
    >BLOOD AND THUNDERRRR
    VICTORY AT SEA!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:13 No.10656873
    >>10656834
    >"If thar is, we got no problem," says the second voice. >"Most a dem folks is out of the house. We'll be in an' out in no time."
    sounds like thieves to me
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:13 No.10656881
    >>10656842
    There is a difference between Jehanne and them.

    They do not have a sword, and they are not backed up by Sehanine.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:13 No.10656883
    >>10656806
    >>10656803
    >>10656781
    >>10656745

    It seems that the vote is heavily leaning towards charging straight in.

    You grab your sword and, naked as a jaybird, charge the two chucklefucks as they burst into the clearing. They are treated to the sight of a completely naked blonde woman with a sword running straight at them, screaming, "DEATH TO THE INVADER INFIDEL!" at the top of her lungs.

    > Your attack roll: 4
    > Their Defense: 10

    However, as you come up out of the pond, you slip on a mossy rock and stumble to one knee.

    (Jehanne has taken 2/10 Stress).

    The two intruders look at each other, then look at you, then they grin. "Hey, Cletus," the first one says. "Did you remember the ROPE?"

    "Shure did, Virgil," says the second one. He pulls out a 50 foot coil of rope and starts to advance towards you.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:14 No.10656892
    >>10656787
    The BMP-3 is the latest series of the Russian IFV series, carrying a low-velocity 100mm rifled gun capable of firing Frag-HE, and AT-10 Stabber ATGMs, as well as a coaxial 30mm autocannon, and 2-3 7.62 machine guns, as well a shitton of RPG-5s, 7s, and Man-portable Anti Air in the troop bay. The Tunguska is a short-medium range mobile anti-air system with 8 IR missiles, and 2 30mm autocannons, with a shitton of radar and tracking systems, and the capability to engage ground targets.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:14 No.10656897
    >>10656883
    CUT THE ROPE

    THEN SLASH THEM APART
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:14 No.10656902
    >>10656883
    I swear to fucking god, if one more of our maids gets raped...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:14 No.10656905
    >>10656883
    >not yelling STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
    That was your mistake.

    And, yeah, rope.

    B-bye Jehanne. ;_; I suppose it's okay to say it now but I always liked Samantha better.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:15 No.10656914
    Do the whole pre-battle moon speech thing
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:15 No.10656922
    >50 foot coil of rope
    Just so you know, that'd actually be pretty heavy.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:15 No.10656924
    >>10656883

    >we continue to fail rolls

    what is that bitch's stats again?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:15 No.10656925
    >>10656858

    ZSU is outdaded, dude, Tunguskas and Pantsirs are the new slavshit SPAAGs, with missiles AND guns in one package.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:16 No.10656945
    >>10656883

    Next time, we shout STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM. Also, attack Mr. Rope.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:17 No.10656956
    >>10656842
    Would you shut the fuck up? We're not going to lose a maid, especially one this important, on a goddamned SIDEQUEST.

    >>10656787
    DO IT THE PALADIN WAY: STEP OUT & CONFRONT THEM.

    THEY'RE TRESSPASSING!
    THAT MAKES THEM CRIMINALS!
    CRIMINALS HAVE HUGE SCUM!
    CLEAVE & SMITE!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:17 No.10656966
    >>10656897
    As most of the thread seems to favor "give up and die, we're fucked," I'm going to go with the one person who seems to be willing to stand and fight.

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    "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" you scream, as you slash at the rope in the criminal's hands.

    > Your attack: 12
    > His defense: 12

    He jumps back out of the way as your sword slashes at him, cutting only air. "Whew!" he laughs. "Feisty filly we got here! And a fine lookin' lady, too!"

    You take a step back and raise your sword in a ready position, your footing now sure. These are clearly thieves or kidnappers, or worse. . . MOORS. And they are clearly here to pillage your manor!

    This cannot be allowed!
    >> planefag 06/22/10(Tue)01:17 No.10656971
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    >>10656925

    >with missiles AND guns in one package.

    Don't fucking remind me. I'd just polished off an Igla via my signature move of "come in at 30 feet off the ground, below their minimum engagement height," and I was about to do the same to the Tunguska when SUDDENLY GUNS.

    FFffffuuck.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:18 No.10656980
    >>10656966

    Any abilities we have? would Reginald be within shouting distance? If no to either, HACK N SLASH OUR WAY TO FORTUNE!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:18 No.10656981
    Jehanne is currently:

    Athletics: 4
    Affection: 3
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 1
    Luck: 2
    Will: 1

    She'll gain some stat points if she survives this encounter.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:18 No.10656983
    >>10656966
    CLEAVE AND SMITE
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10656995
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    >>10656966

    BURN A DAILY SMITE STUPID
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10656998
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    >if she survives this encounter.
    Please do.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10656999
    >>10656966
    Attack aggressively! You're outnumbered, so you should seek to equalize things as quickly as possible.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10657000
    >>10656971

    Problem, NATO dog?

    Don't mind our new 30mm AA guns :3
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10657011
    >>10656981
    >if

    >>10656980
    No, I'd rather lose the maid than call in Reginald for EVERY FUCKING THING.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10657014
    Fuck ropes, we know our way around them.

    Back to the pond, rope is useless there
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10657021
    >>10656883
    >implying they're going to rape her
    I swear to god if that attempt at making a FATAL character caused this I am going to hunt you down & shove Jessica Elwood so far up your ass you'll vomit exhibitionist for the next year.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:19 No.10657023
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    >>10656966

    >a few samefags want to fap to Jehanne rapefic

    my suspicion.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:20 No.10657045
    >>10656980
    >>10656983

    Reginald is probably not in shouting distance: you like to use this pool of water because it's nice and secluded, and no one will bother you. If you want to get within shouting distance, you'd have to head down the path some.

    As for your abilities, you have three basic ones.

    1. CLEAVE: Allows you to attack two adjacent targets at once.

    2. SMITE EVIL: Allows you a double-attack against one target (roll twice, take the better result)

    3. IRON WALL: Allows you to defend up to two other characters. Not so useful right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:21 No.10657052
    >>10657045

    If possible, CLEAVE, if not, SMITE.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:21 No.10657056
    >>10656981

    Huh. Isn't Athletics 4 pretty good?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:21 No.10657063
    SMITE EVIL!

    THEY HAVE BIG EVIL! SO YOU HAVE BIG SMITE!

    SMITE AND CLENZE! SMITE AND CLENZE!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:21 No.10657066
    >>10657045
    1. CLEAVE:
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:22 No.10657075
    >>10657045
    Smite evil! Smite evil! Smite evil!

    Always focus fire in a game system without wound penalties.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:22 No.10657078
    >>10657045
    Well it's pretty obvious we want to cleave them now, but we should try and get this fight moving into the direction of the manor. Hopefully someone will see us and we can get some help.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:22 No.10657083
    Why not CLEAVE and SMITE EVIL?

    Haven't we already established she's from 4e? Just spend an Action Point.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:22 No.10657088
    >>10657045

    SMITE EVIL on rope guy.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:22 No.10657090
    >>10657052
    SECONDING.

    CLEAVE AND/OR SMITE!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:23 No.10657098
    >>10657023
    Fuck no. I just smell a fight we can't win.

    >>10657045
    >tell us we can attack two adjacent targets
    >don't tell us if the two targets are currently adjacent or not
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:23 No.10657104
    >>10657045
    Smite!
    If we manage to cut one down the other might choose to flee.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:23 No.10657113
    I want to go back to the pond and fight them over water
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:24 No.10657120
    >>10657056
    It is, but not if you keep rolling 1s and 2s :P

    >>10657052
    >>10657066
    >>10657078

    Round 1 attack: CLEAVE

    > Attack: 12
    > Thug 1: 8 (4/10 remaining)
    > Thug 2: 2 (4/10 remaining)

    You manage to cleave through both guys, leaving behind large gashes on various parts of their bodies. They shout as they recoil, clutching their wounds.

    You now have a clear shot towards the manor.
    >> planefag 06/22/10(Tue)01:24 No.10657128
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    >>10657000

    Well, I actually survived long enough to dump my rocket pods on that FUCKING Tunguska, then I limped back to base with significantly less wing on my Warthog.

    'Murrica Strong, motherfucker. I'm not talking to you because I... I LIKE you or anything! Damn sexy slavshit...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:24 No.10657132
    >>10657056
    Yeah, I think the protagonist has about a 4 for athletics as well. Reginald is at like 8 or something though.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:24 No.10657134
    >>10657120

    Get Reginald. Interrogate fuckwits.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:26 No.10657155
    >>10657120
    We took 60% of their health down EACH? In ONE ATTACK?

    Mentlegen, I think we may have this under control.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:26 No.10657165
    >>10657155
    Yeah, their skill is only 2 across the board. Your dice were simply unhappy the first couple rounds.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:26 No.10657169
    >>10657120

    Drag towards the Manor, call in your wingmen to rope'em from below!

    And then... then we can interrogate them. By feeding them to the CROCODILES IN THE MOAT.

    .... we don't have crocodiles? Much less a moat, you say? Well, we will.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:26 No.10657170
    >>10657134 here.

    Revising course of action. Tie fuckwits up, THEN get reginald and interrogate them.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:27 No.10657172
    >>10657120
    >You now have a clear shot towards the manor.
    FUCKING BOOK IT.

    At the very least get to a choke point where they can only come at her one at a time.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:27 No.10657175
    >>10657155
    Don't get cocky, kid. These two thugs probably have backup, or their next roll will be a crit rope hogtie.

    We need to get backup.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:27 No.10657176
    >>10657120
    Incapacitate them, then bring them in for interrogation.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:28 No.10657204
    >>10657172
    here.

    Fuck it. THE CRIMINAL SCUM CAN'T PAY THEIR FINES? THEN THEY MUST BE ELIMINATED!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:28 No.10657210
    >>10657175

    yes, listen to this man. our dice luck sucks.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:29 No.10657222
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    >>10655864

    I'll see your gunmaid and raise you one magical gunmaid.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:30 No.10657241
    >>10657169
    >>10657134

    You decide to take these fuckwits down to the manor. Making an Athletics check to drag them down to the house. . .

    > Your Athletics: 8
    > Dude 1: 2 0/10 Spirit
    > Dude 2: 6 0/10 Spirit
    > Dude 1 and 2 are both under STRESS EXPLOSION (panic).

    You punch them each in the head, put them in headlocks, and drag them down the mountain path towards the manor.

    A few minutes later, Reginald and Samantha are treated to the sight of you walking down the mountain path stark naked, with a robber slung over each shoulder. As they look up and gape in surprise, you dump them on the ground in front of them, dusting off your hands in satisfaction. "These curs attempted to rob the manor, and offered violence to my person. I gave them the rightful wages of such sin. What else should be done to these ruffians?"

    Reginald thinks for a moment, then shakes his head. "Well, lass, we could either call the police, or we could just take them out back into the woods, have them dig a pit, and shoot them. What do you think, love?"
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:31 No.10657268
    >>10657241

    COMMISAR BLAM
    >> Poisoner 06/22/10(Tue)01:31 No.10657271
    Latter
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:32 No.10657296
    >>10657241
    Interrogate them first. After we finish with them have them stripped, drugged, and bound in the woods.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:33 No.10657316
    >>10657241
    Should probably see where they got their info on the manor from, and if there might be other nasty surprises from their friends.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:33 No.10657320
    >>10657241
    We're Lawful Good. Let us do the Lawful thing and call the police.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:34 No.10657325
    >>10657241
    >Call the police
    WITH WHAT THE FUCK WE'VE GOT HERE?

    FUCK NO.

    Take them out back and play Rally Vincent style Russian Roulette with them until they talk. Then off them anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:34 No.10657327
    remember to break all the bones in there hands, that will stop them from stealing stuff
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:35 No.10657347
    >>10657320
    it's also lawful good to hand them over to the head maid
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:35 No.10657357
    >>10657241
    No objections against shooting them, but interrogation comes first.
    Why did they tought the mansion would be easy prey?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:35 No.10657359
    >>10657347
    ... Oh, boy, those guys are screeeeeewed....
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:35 No.10657360
    Did Reginald's expression betray ANYTHING when he saw Jehanne stark naked?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:35 No.10657364
    >>10657347
    after her back story that could be fun.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:36 No.10657368
    >>10657271
    >>10657268

    "These criminal scum deserve no more and no less than death," you sneer. "Let them die like the dogs they are."

    Upon hearing this, the two robbers start to wail in terror, pissing themselves and hugging each other, weeping like babies. "PLEEEEASE DON'T KILL US!" Cletus wails. "IT WARN'T OUR IDEA TO ROB YER PLACE!"

    "IT WERE THE MAN! THE MAN IN THE DARK SUNGLASSES! HE TOL' US DAT THIS MANOR WOULD BE AN EASY MARK, GOLDURN IT!"

    "What man in the dark sunglasses?" you ask, putting your hands on your bare hips.

    "The man in the ol' Bar X bar-be-cue and bar!" Cletus whimpers. "He came to us and said he heard we was house robbers, and he had a mark for us! Said that the place warn't guarded, and that the owner was out of town on a trip!"
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:36 No.10657369
    >>10657360
    "Whoa... Haven't felt THAT in a while..."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:36 No.10657376
    of course not, hes a gentleman.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:37 No.10657386
    >>10657360
    Reginald's face is a cool, composed mask as usual, although you do see his eyes occasionally flick over to glance approvingly at your naked body.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:37 No.10657391
    >>10657241
    I'm sure a lot of the stuff we do at the mansion is illegal, so no police.

    Interrogate them as to what they hoped to find in the mansion.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:37 No.10657401
    >>10657368
    >THE MAN IN THE DARK SUNGLASSES
    OH HERE WE GO.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:38 No.10657410
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    >>10657368

    >the owner was out of town on a trip

    ... well it would appear we've got a snake in the grass.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:38 No.10657416
    >>10657386

    Just as planned. And let's not forget the picnic basket we were supposed to take to Koyomi. The girl must be starving, although she may not realize it.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:39 No.10657431
    >>10657391
    >I'm sure a lot of the stuff we do at the mansion is illegal
    Not to mention the amnesiac underage girlboy who may have been reported as a missing person.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:40 No.10657443
    >>10657368
    Where IS our mansion? How the hell did we get bona-fide rednecks with a bona-fide redneck name like Cletus all the way out here?

    And who the hell answers "YES" when someone says "I HERD YOU ROB HOUSES"?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:40 No.10657451
    >>10657391
    like the stolen xeno-tech?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:41 No.10657464
    >>10657410
    >>10657401
    You and Reginald glance at each other, then back at the two thugs. Reginald gestures to you, then walks over to out of earshot of the two thugs.

    "Jehanne, love," he says, softly. "Who besides you and me know that the young master is out of town?"

    "I don't believe that this is a secret, sir," you say, "although we have not been advertising that my liege is away from the manor, everyone who has spent any time here recently would know."

    "Or, I suppose, anyone watching from the shore could have just seen him leave on the yacht, too," Reginald muses, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:41 No.10657477
    we need Koyomi to make some sentry bots
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:42 No.10657494
    To think, it wasn't that long ago we bribed a milkman to keep him from going to the police after we brutally beat him. Now we're just out and out murdering some guys. I think surviving hell three times has made laws seem trivial to us.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:42 No.10657498
    >>10657477
    with cloaking fields
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:44 No.10657531
    >>10657494
    Why DID we beat the fuck out of the milkman again?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:45 No.10657539
    >>10657464
    That just means that someone has been watching. Is the mansion naturally obscured from casual observers? Or is it in an open space?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:45 No.10657541
    >>10657531
    whim
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:45 No.10657542
    >>10657477
    >>10657498
    "Mayhaps young Koyomi should manufacture us some mechanical hounds with her Scy-ence, so that these things shall not plague us any further," you muse.

    "That's certainly not a bad idea," Reginald agrees. "That does, however, leave the question of what to do with these young fellows, however."

    "I do not believe that calling the local constabulary would be. . . prudent," you point out. "Many things happen at our manor that may be misconstrued as illegal behavior."

    "mmmm. . . yes, misconstrued," Reginald nods. "That's the ticket. For instance, young ladies walking around stark naked in broad daylight for all the world to see. That would certainly break certain public decency laws, I'm sure."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:45 No.10657544
    >>10657498
    And tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:46 No.10657559
    >>10657494

    That's why I love this quest.

    We should get Carmine to come interrogate these guys. Between her SEXY stat, and her ANGRY stat, she ought to have them singing like fucking canaries.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:46 No.10657565
    >>10657542
    Blush and excuse self. Finish our bath and get dressed.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:46 No.10657567
    >>10657531
    because he forgot to bring Skim milk or something.

    It involved Carmine.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:47 No.10657582
    >>10657542
    It's private property. Public decency laws don't apply.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:47 No.10657589
    > It involved Carmine.

    Let's be honest, this is the real reason why it happened.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:47 No.10657593
    >>10657565
    Go with this for now.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:48 No.10657602
    >>10657565
    Don't forget to stutter cutely while we do this.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:48 No.10657612
    >>10657542

    "How could a young lady enjoying the fresh morning air be considered indecent? These laws make no sense."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:50 No.10657639
    >>10657542

    Let Reginald handle it.

    WW2 SAS DEFINDENTLY knows how to handle things like this.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:50 No.10657647
    >stutter cutely

    Would Sehanine approve of us being ASHAMED of our magnificent paladinly beauty? No she would not.

    Fuck the law, we will be fucking naked!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:50 No.10657649
    Interrogation by Samantha and CARMINE: Good cop and bad cop... er... bad cop and worse cop...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:51 No.10657653
    We were trying to get are Carmine's good side, and the fastest way to an Angry Marine's heart is through the brutal beating of a milkman with a golf club.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:51 No.10657662
    Goshujin-Sama, would you mind checking for some replies to the twitter feed, please?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:51 No.10657663
    >>10657565
    >>10657602

    THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

    ROMANCE SIDEQUEST ENGAGED
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:51 No.10657670
    >>10657565
    >>10657593
    >>10657559

    "O. . . oh. . . oh yes, I'm so sorry," you stammer. "I was so caught up in what I was doing that. . ."

    "Don't worry about it, lass, it happens to all of us. Why, there was once a time I was caught taking a crap somewhere in Holland during The War, and I wound up killing three krauts with a roll of loo paper, with my pants around my ankles the whole time," Reginald says, dismissively. "In any case, you should go get your clothes. I'll have the young lady in yellow come down to finish with these scum." He kicks one of the robbers in the side with the toe of his patent leather shoe.

    As you walk away, you hear Samantha clear her throat. Glancing over at her, you see her shake her head disapprovingly. "Maid Jehanne," she says, softly, "You are out of uniform. We'll. . . discuss that. . . at a later time."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:51 No.10657673
    >>10657649
    the good cop being Carmine of coarse
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:53 No.10657702
    >>10657670
    >"Maid Jehanne," she says, softly, "You are out of uniform. We'll. . . discuss that. . . at a later time."
    HeeHeeHee
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:53 No.10657703
    >>10657670

    Oh my, I wonder what our punishment will be? A spanking?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:54 No.10657713
    >>10657670
    I hope she brings the handcuffs from the interrogation.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:55 No.10657729
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    >>10657703
    >>10657702

    And with that. . . would you like to continue with Jehanne's side quest, or switch to Carmine? i.e. would you like some more introspection about Jehanne, or would you like to switch over to interrogating these thugs?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:55 No.10657735
    >>10657703
    Sam isn't that boring.

    It should involve at least five bottles of baby oil.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:55 No.10657736
    >>10657729

    Depends, does the introspection involve our punishment for being out of uniform?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:56 No.10657742
    >>10657703
    Considering that Jehanne is a masochist, that would be at least as much a reward as punishment.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:56 No.10657749
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    >>10657736
    If you want it to, yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:56 No.10657753
    so ok, we are going to interagate them for more info on the "guy with the black sunglasses" right?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:56 No.10657760
    >>10657729
    If we do the introspection do we still get to do the interrogation? If we can do both, then why not, but if it's one or the other then definitely the interrogation.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:56 No.10657761
    >>10657735
    I never said anything about it being vanilla...

    We could be bound&suspended and she could use a good leather bound paddle.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:56 No.10657766
    >>10657736
    >>10657729
    I think you're going to get an overwhelming case of DO WANT on the possible Sam/Jehanne shenanigans.
    >> Harmless 06/22/10(Tue)01:57 No.10657768
    I vote switch to Carmine.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)01:57 No.10657778
    >>10657760
    You can still do both, but it's just a question of time. I'm probably gonna end early-ish tonight, so you might not have time to do both before I quit for the evening.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:58 No.10657787
    But for now lets switch to ANGERY mode,
    ITS CARMINE TIEM!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:58 No.10657796
    >>10657778
    May as well finish Jehanne's sidequest, then, that way its nice and squared away.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:59 No.10657816
    >>10657796
    That's a good point, we might as well finish before going onto something else.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:59 No.10657819
    >>10657778
    Although we really didn't get any insights on Jehanne, she's had a lot of character development already.

    Let's switch to Carmine.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:59 No.10657824
    >>10657778
    Let's do Jehanne. Then Carmine, once Jehanne is done.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)01:59 No.10657827
    >>10657778
    Just write the damn lesbian sex scene already.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:00 No.10657830
    Let's switch to CARMINE! Partially because CARMINE pisses off our poor GM, partially because our GM seems to do surprisingly well when he's engaged COUNTER-TROLL mode, and partially because I don't doubt his ability to characterize CARMINE.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:00 No.10657841
    I feel like our time with Jehanne has been less insightful than our time with Reg and Sam, so I'd like a bit more Jehanne, please. It can be the punishment scene, but I'd much prefer more character building.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:01 No.10657846
    >>10657542
    >>10657498
    >>10657477
    a pack of invisible wolves
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:02 No.10657871
    >>10657841
    Sadomasochistic lesbian sex builds character.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:03 No.10657885
    >>10657846

    so... the krunt?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:05 No.10657912
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    Seems like it's moving towards sticking with Jehanne, so we'll continue.

    -----
    You head back up the mountain, blushing crimson all over, and make your way back up to the waterfall, where you left your clothing.

    Arriving there, you find your clothes right where you left them. You take a moment to get dressed again, and to sheathe your sword at your side.

    Taking a deep breath, feeling yourself once again garbed properly for your position, you're about to head back down to the manor when you hear a soft cough.

    Your Lady, Lady Samantha, has followed you up the mountain, and is standing nearby with her arms crossed, smiling softly. "Well, Jehanne," she says, smirking. "Mind telling me how a paladin of the Light was caught out by a pair of common thugs?"
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:06 No.10657928
    >>10657912

    Bow our head and give a full report to our mistress.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:06 No.10657929
    >>10657912
    Push her in the pond.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:06 No.10657934
    Goshujin - twitter again, if you don't mind. Direct replies are not functional.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:07 No.10657942
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    >>10657885
    Did someone just say something about The Crunch?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:07 No.10657955
    >>10657929
    >>10657928
    I love /tg/
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:08 No.10657967
    >>10657929
    As out-of-character as this would be... let's push her in.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:08 No.10657969
    We don't have to be submissive to this bitch.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:09 No.10657980
    >>10657912
    "I have no excuse, mistress."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:10 No.10657997
    >>10657929
    >>10657969

    You're both fucktards, learn2RP.

    We're a masochistic submissive alone with our mistress... Which reminds me, we need to also beg her forgiveness for being out of uniform.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:10 No.10658001
    IT IS DECIDED

    Bow respectfully and then PUSH HER IN THE POND

    Then sit on her face.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:10 No.10658003
    Assuming "caught out" means "caught nude"

    "Caught? Nonsense. I was merely taking advantage of the confusion and overconfidence I knew my nudity would inspire in them."
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:10 No.10658004
    >>10657969
    >>10657967

    I also really want to, but this would fuck up the triangle relationship dynamic something fierce. If Alicia were here maybe they could cat fight or something.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:11 No.10658030
    >>10657980
    This, then give a full report.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:12 No.10658040
    We don't really know how far Jehanne's submissiveness goes in this relationship. For all we know, they always tease each other before Sam takes over and it's srs lesbian bznz.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:12 No.10658054
    Seconding pushing her into the pond.

    white dress + wet Samantha == sexy.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:13 No.10658060
    >>10658004
    No it wouldn't. Jehanne is clearly in a state after having been ambushed and humiliated by a pair of fucking rednecks in front of her peers.

    Either Legs is going to give us the best sex EVER IMAGINED or by Sehanine, we're going to take it by force.

    While resisting the urge to orgasm of course.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:13 No.10658061
    >>10658040

    Earlier in this ingame day, she was tied to an X-frame with a vibrator up her pussy, probably first thing in the morning. I'm betting Jehanne is pretty submissive in this relationship.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:13 No.10658066
    >>10658004
    >If Alicia were here maybe they could cat fight or something.
    That’s pretty much bound to happen sooner or later, and boy will it be a spectacle.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:13 No.10658067
    >>10658040
    I like this compromise! Let's push our mistress into the pond!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:13 No.10658068
    >>10658001
    THIS!
    so MUCH this!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:13 No.10658080
    Make report. I don't think it's submissive here necessarily so much as she's acknowledged Samantha as her lord's future wife.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:13 No.10658085
    >>10658015
    >>10658004
    >>10658001
    >>10657980
    >>10657967

    . . . okay, here goes.

    -----
    You bow, respectfully. "I have no excuse, mistress," you say, softly. "I was caught off-guard."

    "Well," Samantha says, sniffing derisively. "That doesn't say much for you, now, does it? Letting yourself be caught out like that. . ."

    Slightly irritated, you attempt to push her into the pond. . .

    > Your Athletics Result: 12
    > Her Cunning Result: 9 (4 Stress /10 Spirit)

    With a sudden squawk of surprise, Samantha goes into the pond. SPLOOOOOOSH!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:14 No.10658087
    The vote seems to be in favor of wet Samantha.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:14 No.10658097
    >>10658085
    Trollface her.

    "I'm sorry, Milady, were you saying something?"
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:15 No.10658111
    >>10658061
    You misunderstand me. Some people are submissive only in the bedroom, and during normal daily activities are not submissive, some are even quite assertive.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658114
    >>10658085
    "Oh my, you should be careful mistress, the stones around the pond are really slippery."
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658119
    >>10658085
    "Anyone can be caught by surprise. Now what were we talking about?"
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658122
    >>10658097

    Delicious. Our Lord's behavior is leaking over to us.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658126
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    >>10658085
    MORTAL KOMBAT!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658128
    I was going to suggest a witty line, but the rest of /tg/ has it covered.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658129
    >>10658085
    I honestly didn't think it would work. Holy fuck. Sehanine must be trollfacing right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658130
    Say this.

    Oh! I see you have been cought off guard!
    /trollface
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:16 No.10658133
    >>10658085
    Jehanne won't be able to sit for a week after what she'll get for this.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:17 No.10658141
    HAHAHAHAHA

    >"You let them catch you off ARRRGH POND"

    GLORIOUS
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:19 No.10658169
    >>10658097
    >>10658080

    Samantha comes back up out of the water soaking wet, glowering at you angrily. "That wasn't very nice of you, Jehanne," she growls. "Now look at me, my dress is all soaking wet. . ."

    (Samantha has suffered UNIFORM DAMAGE to Apron, Blouse, Skirt, Stockings, and Underwear. -5 to all die rolls.)

    "I'm sorry, miss," you say, blandly. "I'm afraid that the rocks around here are quite slipper. You must have been caught off-guard. I'm not certain how that happened at all." You give her a winsome smile, somewhere between a sweet grin and a trollface.

    Samantha glowers a bit longer, then just starts to laugh, shaking her head. "All right, Jehanne," she says, giggling. "You got me there. But don't think this doesn't mean you're going to get away with this. You're a maid, after all. . . and you failed in your duty. That means you're getting discipline." She wags an eyebrow at that last word as she wrings out her wet clothes.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:20 No.10658177
    >>10658133

    Is she actually into pain-play though? I know she scourged herself, but I can't remember if that actually got her off. I thought she was punishing herself in an unpleasant for her way, otherwise it would have been meaningless.

    I thought she just liked being dominated and submissive. Denied release, tied up, maybe a little spanking, but not too much, having her partner command her, that sort of thing.

    A spanking, paddling, or caning that bad might actually be a total turn off.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:20 No.10658183
    >>10658169

    We should offer to lick our Mistress dry. After all, we got her wet.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:21 No.10658184
    >>10658169

    "I will accept my punishment" and try to hide the fact that our loins are dampening rapidly.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:21 No.10658185
    >>10658169
    "Can't wait, Mistress.

    How do the defenses look?"
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:21 No.10658190
    >>10658169
    Ohho!

    Yay for us.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:21 No.10658193
    >>10658169

    Pick up the rope those chucklefucks dropped earlier and tie up Samantha with it.

    Then ask her for instructions.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:21 No.10658195
    >>10658169
    We don't get a description of Samantha covered in water? What happened to your awesome descriptive skills, Goshu? I want more obscure old video game/literature references!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:22 No.10658200
    >>10658169
    Everybody wins in this situation, everybody.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:22 No.10658209
    >>10658193
    You know what? I'm going to say THIS.

    It is about time we spruced this relationship up a little bit. Plus I want to see Samantha go all helpless deredere mode.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:23 No.10658211
    >>10658183
    tongues do not work that way
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:23 No.10658216
    >>10658211

    THEY DO NOW.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:23 No.10658225
    >>10658193
    >>10658209

    Alright, I'm gonna need a brofist right here.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:25 No.10658248
    >>10658177
    >Is she actually into pain-play though?
    >Her cheeks are flushed, by the way, and she is trembling not only with fear and pain, but something resembling pleasure.
    Likely, since this was her reaction to self-flagellation.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:26 No.10658268
    >>10658169
    >But don't think this doesn't mean you're going to get away with this.

    So... we ARE going to get away with this?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:26 No.10658273
    >what is Jehanne into.
    She's a masochistic submissive size-queen. See early threads for proof.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:26 No.10658280
    >>10658129

    Dude, Sehanine must fucking love the young master. He's a total troll, but he delivered a totally awesome paladin, gift-wrapped and straight from Hell, to her doorstep.

    He's also saving a girl from horrible demonic possession through the power of LOVE and just won't stay dead.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:27 No.10658290
    >>10658273
    Of course, some people in this thread seem to have missed the "submissive" part.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:27 No.10658291
    >>10658273

    >machoistic submissive size-queen

    did somebody say DRAGON RAPE?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:27 No.10658293
    >>10658183
    >>10658184
    >>10658185
    >>10658190
    >>10658200

    Seems like it's leaning towards going back into the Submissive state, so. . .

    You nod and bow to your mistress. "That is right and proper, of course," you admit. "Do you need some help getting dry, mistress?"

    "Of course," Samantha says. "Help me out of these wet clothes." She starts to tug at her soaking wet maid uniform, which is clinging to her body quite nicely. Through the soaking wet cloth, you can see that she's wearing a lacy demi-bra. It's black.

    She starts to unbutton her blouse and dress, and you help her out of the soaking wet clothes, hanging them up on a tree branch to dry. She strips down to her underwear and sits down on a rock before unclipping her garter belt from her stockings and starting to roll them off her long, shapely legs.

    You glance over at her enviously, rather jealous of your lady's smooth, perfect skin. Her hands, you see, are long and elegant, and her every movement is graceful and smooth.

    You look down at your own hard, calloused hands, with their short-clipped nails and the scars across the knuckles and backs of your hands from training. Unconsciously, you realize that you've been folding your hands in front of you this whole time. Being around Samantha always makes you feel so awkward and crude, like a trained bear in front of a graceful swan.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:27 No.10658294
    >>10658273
    You know, I think it's about time Jehanne paid Sam back for what she had to put up with.

    Tie her up, take her inside. Put her on the X-harness.

    You know the rest.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:27 No.10658296
    >>10658280

    He must be some kind of poon-Lich.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:28 No.10658301
    >>10658280
    That explains why she's smiling on us right now.

    We must give EvilDomme!Sammy the sloppiest, cutest, most disgustingly romantic lesbian sex in the world.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:29 No.10658320
    >>10658280
    He also almost made the totally lovestruck trap kill himself though.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:29 No.10658321
    >>10658293
    Poor Jehanne...
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:29 No.10658326
    >>10658296

    >He must be some kind of poon-Lich.

    SAVED FOR FUTURE DRAWFAG REQUESTS.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:29 No.10658330
    >>10658301
    YES
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:29 No.10658334
    >>10658293
    I doubt you would, but again I'm going to say TIE HER DOWN AND THEN love her tenderly. Really tenderly.

    TENDER LIKE THE FUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:30 No.10658340
    Okay, there is a request to tie Samantha up. Do this or not? VOTE NAO
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:30 No.10658341
    >>10658301

    "Oh God, Jehanne, the way you tongue-fuck my ass is so sweet..."

    "T-That's because I love you, my Lady."

    DAAAW.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:30 No.10658346
    Take that beauty for ourselves!

    Dominate for the first time!

    Experience something new and wonderful!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:30 No.10658349
    >>10658293

    Bow our head, and wait for our next order, unless there's more undressing of Sam to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:30 No.10658350
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    >>10658293

    >You look down at your own hard, calloused hands, with their short-clipped nails and the scars across the knuckles and backs of your hands from training. Unconsciously, you realize that you've been folding your hands in front of you this whole time. Being around Samantha always makes you feel so awkward and crude, like a trained bear in front of a graceful swan.

    She- she- she doesn't know she's beautiful! T__T
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:31 No.10658361
    >>10658340
    DO IT
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:31 No.10658369
    >>10658340
    HOLY FUCK YES

    Sehanine demands passion. Let us show the dommebitch what she's missing.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:31 No.10658372
    >>10658340

    DON'T.

    Instead, just tell Sam about our insecurities. Sure to result in DAWWW.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:31 No.10658375
    >>10658340

    YES
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:32 No.10658379
    DON'T DO IT! IT WILL ONLY END BADLY.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:32 No.10658382
    >>10658372
    this!
    THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:32 No.10658385
    We feel insufficient.
    We shall seize on her beauty. FOR THE GODDESS!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:32 No.10658392
    >>10658340
    do eet!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:33 No.10658399
    >>10658340
    Don't do it. Jehanne is masochist and has been for as long as we've known her. People saying we should tie Sam up are forgetting which character we're playing.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:33 No.10658401
    >>10658350

    The young master is going to spoil her to an amazing extent when he gets back.

    He is going to tell her how incredibly beautiful and sexy he finds her. Then he is going to kiss and nibble every one of those scars. EVERY ONE OF THEM.

    Then she is going be loved tenderly, followed by getting fucked most forcefully,as the young master indeed acts as the young Master.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:33 No.10658402
    >>10658340
    Don't, not like it matters I can almost hear all the anons faping in advance to Sam getting dominated.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:33 No.10658409
    >>10658372
    DO THIS INSTEAD. IT CAN ONLY STRENGTHEN OUR LOVE.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:34 No.10658416
    >>10658372

    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:34 No.10658417
    >>10658372
    This!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:34 No.10658422
    >>10658340
    Don't. Not in character.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:34 No.10658423
    >>10658340
    an opportunity to troll our selves, say this was on the masters orders
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:34 No.10658426
    Do it!

    Imagine getting home to find her as a dom.
    Shit would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:34 No.10658430
    Don't do it.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:35 No.10658436
    >>10658409
    >>10658372
    THIS.

    We can dominate Sam all we want when we're back to playing the lord o the manor.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:35 No.10658441
    >>10658399
    >>10658423
    >>10658385
    >>10658372
    COMBINE

    We tie her up, and then go all heart-to-heart WHILE making her head explode.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:35 No.10658444
    >>10658423
    >>10658385
    YES. THESE.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:35 No.10658448
    As much as I would like to say we should, it's TOTALLY not in character.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:35 No.10658455
    >>10658340
    Nah.
    >>10658372
    Do this instead.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:36 No.10658459
    I think it's perfectly in character for Jehanne to tie up Samantha once or twice. This woman is a fucking warrior who CLEAVES and SMITES through shit, and even subs and doms occasionally switch places for fun.

    It'd be out of character for Jehanne to do it all the time, natch.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:36 No.10658461
    >>10658340
    Do it. Jehanne finds Sam irresistible.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:36 No.10658465
    Can you people seriously not wait until the main character gets back?

    Don't do it. Stay in character.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:36 No.10658467
    Everyone saying it's not in character:
    it could be.

    Goshujin is, in fact, capable of justification.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:36 No.10658468
    >>10658341
    THIS.

    ... WhaT?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:36 No.10658469
    >>10658423
    >>10658441

    Excellent.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:36 No.10658471
    >>10658448
    Bull. We are a paladin of Sehanine. We must inject a little ♥ into this relationship. By force.

    Also Sam deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:37 No.10658477
    There are times to troll; this is not one of them.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:37 No.10658481
    It's not about dominating Samantha.

    It's about having Jehanne decide to dominate.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:38 No.10658495
    >>10658477
    So true.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:38 No.10658496
    Don't do it.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:38 No.10658499
    >>10658477
    Tying our mistress to a rock, stripping her naked and then divulging all our personal shortcomings and being all "I'm not good enough! ;_;" with her while making her CUM WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS is not trolling.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:39 No.10658512
    >>10658372
    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:39 No.10658513
    She's a paladin of the goddess of love and smex.

    That means she pursues love and smex with FORCE.

    Do it!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:39 No.10658524
    >>10658499
    No, but it is fun.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:40 No.10658536
    Thread's autosage. And I think G-sama is dead. Or asleep.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:41 No.10658545
    >>10658499
    This.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/22/10(Tue)02:41 No.10658547
    >>10658513
    Siding against people who think "smex" is a fucking word is reason enough to not do it.

    ...oh, and also that Sam isn't beyond having Jehanne sold into slavery or dumped off a bridge just because she looked at her the wrong way.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:41 No.10658549
    >>10658536

    Or just writing a FANTASTIC lesbian sex scene.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:41 No.10658553
    Jehanne has always had issues with self image and self esteem. She only became a paladin in order to penalize herself for what she saw as her own flaws. Up until last week she was still constantly flagellating herself.

    What part of that adds up to her being dominant in an S&M relationship again?
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:41 No.10658560
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    >Attack the QUEEN OF INSANE REVENGE

    THIS IS A BAD IDEA
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:42 No.10658566
    >>10658547
    Goshujin calls it smex.
    Read the archive.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:42 No.10658573
    It's narrow enough so that I'm going to argue it this way. . .

    > Your Athletics check: 16
    > Samantha's Cunning check: 15 (Stress 9 / Spirit 10)

    On an impulse you can't quite understand, you grab the dropped rope and, with a single deft motiion, form a lasso from it. Just as Samantha finishes taking off her panties and putting them up on the branch to try, you grab her from behind, loop the rope around her, and start to tie her up. . .

    > Your Skill check: 10 (9/10)
    > Samantha's Skill check: 15 (9/10)

    You attempt to get the rope around Samantha, only for your mistress to easily slip the bindings. She turns to you, eyes wide in shock. "Jehanne?" she gasps. "What are you doing?"

    "Mistress," you say, softly, "You are growing far too tense. You are starting to behave less like a leader, and more like a tyrant. As a Paladin of Sehanine, I cannot allow you to pursue this course of action. I must cleanse you of these evil impulses and bring you back to the path of light!"
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 06/22/10(Tue)02:42 No.10658579
    >>10658566
    I suppose that means that I completely tuned that bit out on account if it being fucking terrible of him.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:43 No.10658584
    >>10658553
    Religious epiphany involving Samantha's thighs.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:43 No.10658590
    >>10658560
    that's out of character knowledge. Jehanne has no clue about that.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:43 No.10658595
    >>10658547
    >Sam isn't beyond having Jehanne sold into slavery or dumped off a bridge just because she looked at her the wrong way.
    Yes she is. She'd punish her but nothing beyond that for just a little transgression.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:44 No.10658601
    >>10658573
    Forcibly restrain her!
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:44 No.10658620
    >>10658601
    ... and then find out the young master isn't the only one who always carries an ass-cannon.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:45 No.10658626
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    New thread
    >>10658610
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:45 No.10658627
    >>10658573

    Sir, you have my attention.
    Please continue.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:45 No.10658628
    Stop this shenanigans. Accept the punishment so we can move onto the awesome interrogation scene.
    >> Anonymous 06/22/10(Tue)02:46 No.10658649
    >>10658620
    If Jehanne attempts to dominate and gets counter-dominated, that's just fine.
    And we all know that, if Jehanne can't take Samantha, that's exactly how it's going to go down.

    Though, honestly, I'm rooting for Jehanne. She could use this. It'd do her some good.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/22/10(Tue)02:46 No.10658654
    Also, we need this thread updated in the archive and the new one archived before a troll does it first



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