>>10527831
"Right, I'll be shutting up now, lead me and I shall follow."

second!

You know, that's a straight up lie. According to past threads she got deflowered at like 16.

Just saying. The votes apparently wanted pedo so pedo is what we get, but I still think that vote was rigged.

>>10527804
>She is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, a bud ready to bloom.

So you mean to say that she's... moe? I approve.

"Sure, I'll wash your back, you wash my front."

>>10527853
Naw dude, take the lead but be really soft and sweet like. She knows sex, let's show her lovemaking.

Where's that reaction image of toon link looking excited?
I need that image.
Oh, by the way:
Loli demoness is now sexing protagonist in a shower. Feel free to sage the thread and fill it with guro and spam, so that we may report you to the moderators, quest haters.

>She knows sex, let's show her lovemaking.
THIS THIS THIS THis this... etc.

>>10527886
As long as it stays fade-to-black I'll hold back my sage-and-report. The second that actually happens, the moderators are hearing this twelve different ways.

>>10527875
Well good thing that there are maids for every taste, and our protagonist will eat heartily of this bounty.

>>10527892
Agreed.

>>10527904
tis a 100 year old demoness in a loli body

and we have janitors permission so long as there are no pics

"Who said it was bugging me? Just didn't want to upset the mods."

INNOCUOUS IMAGE TIME
>>10527883
>>10527892
>>10527877

Alicia slips into the shower ahead of you. She does not close the door behind her.

You follow her in, and watch her as she goes to the middle of the bathroom floor and takes off her dress in one careless move, tossing it aside. There is something shameless in the brazen way she removes her underwear as well, but something also. . . comfortable. It's less a striptease and simply her getting undressed. The fact that you're there seems to bother her not at all.

She turns on the shower and gets in. You take off your clothes as well and follow her in. "You sure about this?" you ask, as you hold her from behind. "Last night, you were completely against this."

"You can either stay or leave, your call," Alicia points out.

"Good point."

>>10527904
She went from loli to legalyoung.

DEAL WITH IT

>>10527904
E-mail moot, tell him that there's someone posting sexual material in 4chan.

I thought I couldn't be fazed by /tg/'s pitiful desperation. I thought I was hardened to /tg/'s depressing roneriness.

I looked at these threads, and I was wrong. So very wrong.

>>10527933
Mods on /tg/? Come back next summer.

>>10527941
lol'd

>>10527939
A REAL MAN EATS WHEN A TABLE IS SET.

>>10527883
LOVEMAKING is a GO!

Love tenderly is go!

Got to love her change of heart: Hey, these ARE my emotions, ok let's fuck.

Lol someone flagged the previous thread as avatarfaggotry.
Whoever archives this thread should make a note in the description that avatarfaggotry is a maid quest.

>>10527933

Mods? On my /tg/? Not likely .

>>10527939
>INNOCUOUS IMAGE TIME
Good man.

>>10527993
was hoping someone would contact the sup/tg/ mods or admins about changing it

You reach around her and hug her close to you for a moment, then give her a gentle kiss on the back of her neck. She shivers at the touch of your lips against her skin, closes her eyes and lowers her gaze, almost shyly. It's such a different thing coming from her usually sharp expressions, that it almost makes you laugh.

She doesn't like that, and she pouts at you. "Don't tease me," she says. "This is really important to me."

"Don't worry about it," you say, taking hold of her again. "This sort of thing, I always take seriously. . . well, almost always."

She's brought some sort of body wash, with one of those loofah things: seeing an opportunity, you work up a good lather and start to wash her down, running the loofah over her body all over, from the curve of her slender neck down her back to the small of her back, over the curve of her buttocks, then sweeping back up the front in small circles. You very carefully and deliberately avoid the traditional erogenous zones. You've learned, from experience, that it's often better to wait.

>>10527940
She's "18 I swear" instead of "Eww, is she 14?"

She said it herself, she's like 16 to 18 apparently, and the flatchest is probably due more to her being a natural flatchest than anything else. Remember that back when she had BayonettaRack she was the demon of lust.

>>10528008
WE DID THIS WITH JEHANNE, YOU ARE REUSING OLD CONTENT

>>10527940
Janitor has specifically warned this quest about porn, no matter who it involves.

>>10528008
so deredere~

>>10528027
only about the images, said writefagging was a-ok

>>10528019
>16 to 18

Sure she is :P

>>10528027
There's more than 1 janitor, you know.

>>10528027
ya no pics but text is fine.

>>10528027
Incorrect. Porn images, not written porn.

>>10528008
Do we need player input for this part or do we just wait while Goshujin writes up the story?

>>10528026
Ah, but that's how we know what to do!

We don't want to leave her with a "Lover I Am Disappoint" feeling afterwards. Stick to our guns and do it tendersoft.

>>10528034

>>10528042
>>10528036
That's not how I remember it. If it continues in this vein I have no doubt we'll soon find out if my memory or yours is correct.

>>10528027
You really have the reading comprehension of a badly eduacted 12-year-old, don't you?

>>10528054
Well with the rest of 4chan talking about giant floppy donkey penis I figure there's nothing this thread can do to make it any MORE NSFW :P

>>10528060
just wait while goshujin writes

>>10528027
I was there, this isn't what he was talking about. All he said was no writefag cp or pictures with dicks.

>>10528008
Not to troll or anything, but rather a passing notion... you're typing with one hand, and masturbating with the other, amirite?

Also, lolwut at the people crying about porn. If there really is a janitor that's harassed these threads, then I'd say /tg/ has gone from lack of moderation to some bizarre form of negative anti-moderation, and will annihilate if it ever comes into contact with positive moderation again.

>>10528068
>>10528068
>It means "don't post any pictures that contain a penis". As for explicit written material ... eh, I'm cool with it.

>>10528026
> WELL THEN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME UP WITH SOME NEW MOVES!

Making love to her under the cascading, warm water, is a new experience for you. Taking her virginity at the same time is also the same, but you remember some things that Jehanne taught you, and some things you remembered reading about.

Your first penetration is smooth and easy, made slick by her arousal and the slippery suds covering both your bodies. Although she winces at the pain, you manage to distract her by biting down a bit on her ear.

"You all right?" you ask, whispering into her ear.

"It's the best deflowering I've had yet," Alicia quips, as she wraps her legs around your waist. "And trust me, I've had it twice already. . . so I know deflowerings."

Her comment makes you laugh, and you slide down the shower wall to a sitting position, with her straddling you, and your world dissolves into bliss.

>>10528063
>We don't want to leave her with a "Lover I Am Disappoint" feeling afterwards. Stick to our guns and do it tendersoft.
You know while this is horrible in general I love how virgins think that they would have an idea of pleasing a women when the ones who have been at it for decades can barely pull it off once in a blue moon.

>>10528072
>implying the quoted poster isn't a poorly educated 12 year old

right

>>10528102
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10328969/

>>10528093
No he isn't, he already said doesn't even like this part of it. But he's gonna deliver.

>>10528060
>>10528087
And provide play by play commentary.

>>10528093
Fucking anonderp.
What? Porn? ... At this point I don't care so much. I just want to be rid of these FUCKING ANONDERP SPAMS ARGHFSGSDSGHA

Reportfag is wrong, see 10330221 here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10328969/

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

>>10528109
Remember that clitorises are more sensitive than vaginal walls, and that from a sitting position a lady can't lean herself forward to rub herself against you. Ensure at least ONE of you is using your fingertips.

>>10528142
did it at disney too, BOO-YA

>>10528109
>"And trust me, I've had it twice already. . . so I know deflowerings."

Restore her virginity as soon as we're done.
trollface

>>10528156
DO IT EVERY TIME

>>10528109
Don't you mean 3?
First as a mortal, then hell, and now.
Don't actually say that, I'm just trying to be clever.

>>10528155
The happiest place on earth~

>>10528156
yeeeeeeeeees

>>10528162
Twice besides the current one, obviously

>>10528110
Wow, someone has some issues. Girl turn lez on you because you couldn't throw down properly?

Protip: A female orgasm is not an illusive beast that you stalk through the woods for ten days and ten nights without sleep. Each woman has different preferences, but once you find those out it's pretty easy to get her off.

Aeric paced impatiently in the chambers waiting Brother Fredric to arrive with news of his reassignment. He felt something he hadn't felt in a while, his nerves were quaking, but still the sensation almost felt alien to him. Soon the echoes of his footsteps were drowned out by the latch of the door jerking open.
" What is the verdict?" Aeric blurted impulsivly.
" The council has deemed that you remain in the cathedral, you have been assigned to Training... Reformed demons"
Aeric's mind crawled, 'what madness, reformed demons is a death sentence, the success rate is next to none! No demon can be truely reformed, only tamed for a while'. After a pause he collected his thoughts and mustered a reply.
"Demons? Why don't they just hang me and be done with it?"
" One word Paladin Aeric; Redemption. After that episode with the caravan of Urle I am surprised you have not been expelled from the order. You should be thankful the Council has deemed that you should stay, even if it is to work with reformed demons."
The Monks words angered Aeric, he didn't feel he was in the wrong, they weren't there, but he began to realize his emotions were getting the better of him. As his acceptance of his fate settled, he took a breath before politely apologizing to the monk. He was dismissed from the Great hall.
" You'll meet her in the morning" Fredric said as Aeric was leaving
" Wait, her?"

sage for porn. Fuck you guys.

>>10528162
twice ALREADY, IE this is the third

THRUST
*REFLOWER*
THRUST
*REFLOWER*
THRUST
*REFLOWER*
THRUST
*REFLOWER*

>>10528156
I love trolling, so good effort. But this might be too cruel.

>>10528172
My first GF turned les on me, so I became a trap.
But then I stopped being a trap when I found out that GUYS were interested in that type of thing *shudder*

>>10528185
Not this time, but next time. And there will be a next time.

>>10528177
This is a creative troll attempt

>>10528194
Hilarious. Thank you good anon.

>>10528177
Alright, that's a derail, but it's pretty interesting.

>>10528177
Aeric woke as the day dawned. The bells were ringing. This started the usual bustle in the Cathedral. Aeric looked out his window, watching the initiates do their physical training under the Adepts. The Monks with their scrolls running back and forth fro the archives. Soon his mind began to wander. 'Well now I get to meet my end today.' His thoughts grown worse and morose; maybe he was in the wrong. Maybe that Caravan was innocent. He blanked his mind and began to get ready for his assignment. After all, he can't be late for his own death now could he?
He made his way to the hall of initiates, dressed in his full battle regalia, as was custom, but Aeric felt little comfort in his thin metal skin. He'd fought a demon before, many of his friends didn't survive.
" Brother Fredrick, I am here for my acolyte."
" Ah yes I'll fetch er immediatly. Do try to keep her alive long enough to make an impact..." The monk said smugly.
" Delia, you can come in."
'Delia' He thought, 'Must be a given name.' Before he could muse any longer as he caught a glimpse of her. She wore a heavy wool robe, but it did little to draw his attention away from her face. Her two large black horns protruding from the sides of her head to end resting just on the tips of her cheeks. The large Lumps in the back of her robe removed any doubt. She was a Succubus. Aeric Mustered a great deal of his shattered will to keep from gawking. Thankfully his face could barely be seen from his visor.
"Brother... A word with you in Private." His hand gestured Fredrick to the adjacent room
" What is this! Do you know what she is? I could handle her if she were some kind of-"
" I CAN hear you." She spoke, her throaty voice came across his ears like velvet, yet another peril he has to prepare himself for.

>>10528093
> Actually, I'm going two-handed on this one. My dick isn't even hard right now.

From then on, it goes much better. Though her body might still have been virginal, she is, after all, a demon queen of lust, and she had learned quite a few tricks in her years in hell. There is a skill to her that you've never experienced in Felicia's wild, animal passion, or Jehanne's desperate need, or even Koyomi's careless promiscuity: Alicia's an artist. Your body is her canvas.

It seems fit to end face to face. Missionary position isn't the most exciting of positions to watch, perhaps, but it certainly seems to be the most intimate: face to face, body to body, pressed up against each other as if wishing for two fleshes to become one. When you finally do cum, it's a smooth, gentle wave of release into her body, like a rolling sea washing over you, not as sharp and passionate as some other times, nor as intense as others.

It feels comfortable. And that, you think, as you kiss her above each eyelid and cuddle together, feels somehow right.

ALICIA's STATUS CHANGED TO: LOVE

Sorry to bother you, but is anyone circling their fingertips gently around lolimaid's clitoris yet?

>>10528211
>>10528177
gb2goldenthrone corpse god

>>10528213
That was rather disappointing. I hope you won't do a 7 post description of us fucking the trap later on.

>ALICIA's STATUS CHANGED TO: LOVE
Victory!

>>10528240
I for one do hope he does.

>>10528213
Ugh! Missionary position?
I never thought even a demon would sink that low.

>>10528226
thats was it. I didn't write any more after that

>>10528240
the trap will nolonger be a trap when we tap her.

>ALICIA's STATUS CHANGED TO: LOVE
Yay! And we're still alive.

>>10528213
This makes me smile. :)

>>10528260
Virgin detected.

>>10528264
And as revenge for the shitty loli sex, we'll only fuck Kat in the ass, even after he's been turned into a proper girl.

>>10528261
You make me sad.

I was interested in it, pretty well written.

If you ever write more, post it up.

>>10528240
Do you mean to say that it's too short?

>>10528213
Victory!
>Achievement: Fucking in Disneyland

>>10528282
That hurts man.
It was supposed to be a joke.

>>10528288
We need to buy a jet and go for the mile high club with Kat next.

>>10528213

>>10528240
We've spent enough time of Alicia as it is, this is around the tenth thread focused on her.

"You okay?" you ask afterwards, when you've gotten up off the floor and tumbled into bed, cuddling up with each other, skin to skin, still somewhat damp from your experience.

"Of course," Alicia says, kissing you back. "Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well," you sigh. "I don't think you ever. . . you know. . . came."

Alicia smiles at that, then kisses you on the nose. "If that's all I wanted," she smirks, "Five fingers or a carrot would do just fine." She rolls over onto her side, carelessly letting the bedsheets fall to her waist. "You're still sleeping in the wet spot tonight, though."

"But there is no wet spot!" you complain. "We did it in the shower!"

"Damn," she sighs, and rolls over onto her back, looking up at the ceiling. "I guess that ruins my reputation as a cold, heartless bitch who ruins the lives of everyone I fuck."

"Well," you say, rolling over on top of her to kiss her again. "Technically, there wasn't much fucking going on. That was what we call making love."

"That's. . . incredibly gay," Alicia smirks. "And coming from someone you just slept with. . ."

You hit her over the face with a pillow. She laughs.

>>10528288
>Achievement Unlocked: The Happiest Place on Earth
>Fuck a loli in Disneyland

XP?

>>10528287
I'll let /tg/ know, don't worry

but it IS different from my typical drunken slurring writefagging like "the Greater Good"

>>10528338
So how much longer are we going to go tonight, you going to end it here, or will we have time to get back to the mansion?

>>10528338
Gotta kiss and fondle her for a hour or two before passing out. Just because.

And that's it for tonight. When we resume, whenever that is, it will be morning of the next day, and we'll be back at the mansion.

Lesson learned: you'll never please all of the people all of the time. For every one person who skips past the sex scenes because they're too explicit is a pervert who's upset because the love scene wasn't explicit enough.

>>10528317
VICTOLY

>>10528371
agreed

>>10528381
I take it our hidden sex stat wasn't up to snuff this time around?

>>10528338
>I don't think you ever. . . you know. . . came.
Now let's not be insatiable, we still did miles better than the last guy that screwed her. I mean for one thing we're still alive.

>>10528328
Can't help that the demoness was the best and deepest of the bunch. Jehanne was the only other one with any sort of depth, and in case you forgot we went right for her arc as soon as it was avaliable. Other options?

Slut Gamer Science Maid: She sciences and sluts while making game references.
Pure British Maid Dominatrix Commando: That dominatrix part was thrown in as a futile attempt to give her life but it really is just making her seem a bit unhinged.
Catgirl: She meows and fucks us every morning.
ANGRY ANGRYMAID: She is angry. Never saw the appeal.
Trap McNottrap: Had some depth and so everyone started going for her but then there was butthurt and the interesting aspects and conflicts were magically poofed away and we couldn't do shit until we resolved Alicia.

Ta da! There is a grand summary of why everyone loves Alicia more than all the other maids combined.

One last thing: Alicia's storyline is now, with this, almost complete. One last choice to make, basically, and possibly one last encounter with Asmoday, then it's over.

>>10528408
I think we didn't do that for all the girls we slept with for some time :(

So this is how the quest threads go down?

fuck it I'm going back to the power armored Rromans discussion

>>10528408
Your hidden sex stat was fine. It's your GM that wasn't up to it this time around. Next time I'll pre-write the damn sex scene and just copypasta it.

>>10528381
This is still my favorite quest, you're doing an awesome job.

Also, haters gonna hate.

>>10528410
Well, the last human guy anyway.

>>10528423
So we will be able to marry her instead of Sam? Fantastic.

>>10528423
I think we can tie the final act into a few more things, I mean we have those notes and the mansion to explore and the sword and card and maybe we can do something with the sphere. Maybe even work in those two boons we got in the middle of all that.

Or we can just pull out the sword and cut out Asmoday, if that would actually work so easily.

>>10528452
Once we powered up we can fix that.

>>10528423
Guys, don't forget we have that Sleeping Beauty sword Uncle Walt gave us. IT IS THE KEY TO 100% COMPLETE

Could we maybe have less high-speed and trolling next time, maybe? What's with these threads getting longer and longer?

>>10528465
>if that would actually work so easily.
as if it ever would

>>10528460
HAREM ENDING
THIS IS FETISH QUEST
ALL MAIDS ALL THE TIME
FINAL DESTINATION

>>10528418
You've basically summed up the problem I'm having with this quest in a nutshell. I originally intended this to just be lol fap quest fun, but it's been Cerebus Syndroming left and right. It's almost as bad as Megatokyo.

I still think we need a sex scene with Asmoday.

And it must be as humiliating as possible. For her.

>>10528498
Well yes, but generally females have a pecking order even if it's not always 100% visible to males.

Designating Alicia the Alpha Female over Sam would serve two purposes:
1. I like her more and am biased like that.
2. Epic troll level on Dom Sam.

>>10528418
>making her seem a bit unhinged.
imokwiththis.jpg

>>10528505
>Megatokyo

Wow is that still around? Did he ever fuck that girl?

>>10528505
The only problem I'm seeing with this quest is that each thread is getting less and less content and more people bickering, trolls saging and nobody doing anything sensible.

Personally, it's not the quality of your writing, this whole thing was just much better when it didn't go SO FUCKING FAST and get nothing done.

>>10528465
We've got a lot of shit to do man. Thankfully the Carmine boon makes her story/romance easier to complete. Reginald's probably isn't as longer as this one, maybe a day or two. I have a feeling the alien technology and our scientist maid's story will be long though. Exploring the mansion seems like something we can do in between all of these.

>>10528418
Gamer Science Maid had the best boon

>>10528554
I still hope we'll get a chance to give our catgirl a personality.

Is that it for tonight?

>>10528629
I've had a weird suspicion for a while that she can actually talk and has been keeping it from us.

>>10528629
As if we would have the time. We are rapidly approaching the quest end and need to get our priorities set up. Resolve Alicia, then do Kat and Sam is probably all we can handle before it ends.

>>10528670
depends on how long shit takes, we'll have 11 days back home, and we almost completely resolved alicia in 3

>>10528670
Maybe if we'd do something beside the ~time warp~ again and again, we might have a chance to actually resolve things.

>>10528540
Going out sorta but still being wishy washy. Largo and Erika did though.

>>10528700
I call bullshit on this. The latest 3 days were just the final part of the Alicia Arc. In case you forget, we were putting the moves on her all the way back before Kat was de-trapped. Not to mention the fact that she was foundationally tied to us inheriting and even before putting the moves on her we had an epic hellbattle to defeat her.

It is not hyperbole to say that two thirds of the quest so far has been devoted to Alicia and that she is probably the main heroine. Even if she got no screentime after this she would still end with more interaction, development, and threads than any other maid... perhaps any two maids combined.

>>10528754
To be fair, she's the only maid with a personality beyond:

maid=x*(useful ability)+x*(fetish)

>>10528754
Aliciaquest?

>>10528418

I like men who have a future and women who have a past - Oscar Wilde

I think /tg/ shares this sentiment. Give the female characters a tragic and drama filled past and we will gobble it down like a hungry dog. I personally don't care for it myself, I'd just like to do something fun cheery instead of being bogged down with the maid's issues.

The other maids still have potential too. Perhaps we can find time to go on a picnic with Samantha later on and give Goshujin some time to flesh her out. Maybe Carmine's boon will make her awesome and actually a character instead of a joke. Hell we've barely touched on Koyomi's story line yet. Alicia is just more interesting because of the time we've sunk into her. If we want better maid story lines we have to spend some time with the other maids.

>>10528754
that's more because interaction with alicia was part of working towards progress with the other maids

>>10528795
Jehanne and Katherine both had some development and potential, respectively.

But yeah point taken.

>>10528812
But we tried! Remember the dates and shit with Samantha? The only story hook that came from that effort was "You gonna get raped by this invincible combat butler, son. Best give up now."

So being sensible questers nobody even bothered anymore. She wasn't interesting enough to spend the 10+ days needed in order to buff up and fight Reginald.

>>10528505

Yeah, but you're pulling it off.

I like the heightened drama. I used to read Maid Quest every so often.

Now I actively participate and read everything that goes up immediatly.

Drama with comedy splashes works and works well.

Ah, jeez. I'm feeling really depressed now that I realise that we're well past the halfway mark.

>>10528888
In my opinion she got even worse after that whole "lol dominatrix" angle was added.

>>10528930
Not going to argue, at least she was innocent and would make a good waifu before. Now a demon seems like a better waifu. A DEMON from HELL, for crying out loud.

And I'm still saying we need to get Asmoday out of Alicia. We've got ancient manuscripts or something hidden away somewhere in the mansion that should help, after all. Remember what Walt said?

Honestly, I'm getting kind of tired of saying it when nobody's listening. It's a good idea, dammit. We take Asmoday out and Alicia goes back to being an ordinary, non-possessed young girl again, she and Sam can have their little catfight over who gets us first, and we can give Jehanne a FUCKING DEMON QUEEN as a wedding present to do with as she wills. How is that not a good idea?

>>10528930
>>10528952
To be fair I think that angle was planned a long time ago. Alicia was calling Samantha slut for a while before we ever even had the option to select her boon.

>>10528952
Hey at least the bitch is willing to share, that was my main worry before the lez s&m entered into it.

>>10528984
Sure, fine, we can do it next thread. But it was not exactly an option while at Disneyworld now was it?

>>10528952
Alicia isn't a demon, she just has one inside of her.

And I personally still like Sam. She takes care of Jehanne for us and is at least our equal in terms of LOLITROLLU, which makes things fun and interesting. We just need to throw her a bit of a challenge when we get back.

Not that anyone in the next thread will remember any of this discussion, nor is any of it likely to be used in the overwhelming flood of EPIC REACTION RESPONSE spam.

>>10528996
Eh, the slut bit only started after the yacht and Jehanne got liberated. Also about the time we saw Sam and Jehanne talking privately together.

I imagine it was thought up right about there to make her more interesting as no slut references preceeded that.

>>10528984
except for the fact that that could kill her

we can't just say "i'm going to do this" in that situation

we need to do the research first

>>10528930
haters gonna hate

>>10529003
If the next thread is anything like the last few have been, it'll just be even more spamming.

Remember when MaidQuest moved at something approaching a reasonable speed and people actually had time to think and discuss over actions? I miss that.

>>10528996
Even if it was planned before, it's something that just seems tacked on. I may not be especially interested in the whole "trap" story line, but if some guys enjoy it, I'll be able to roll with it. I haven't read a singly post that said anything positiv about dominatrix Sam.

>>10529025
I think we should show the maids some appreciation once back home.

>>10529054
Yeah, I really hate how we don't have any time to discuss actions anymore. It make the time warps even worse too, because we will get settled into doing something and then it will be somewhat boring... but instead of deciding to go do something else all the spam and random comments just provoke a "Okay skipping ahead..." and we lose half a day. When we have precious little time left.

>>10529063
Really? I think there was a segment that really enjoyed it while we were playing that boon. Go back and look over the thread again, there was at least four or five people saying "this is awesome" as we were being tied up.

>>10529046
>>10529063
Remember what Alicia said, AND what the dice said. Sam isn't what she seems on the surface.

>>10529066
First, we explain a little about the situation with Alicia, because people are going to notice she's grown up a bit. Nothing in-depth, just a bit of "oh yeah, she's going through some changes".

Then, we bang Felicia senseless. She deserves it.

Then, we show Samantha that even if we can't lay a finger on her, we can still fuck her up sideways. Mostly because Jehanne is OUR bitch, not yours.

Remember what Kat said ages ago? Jehanne is a masochist and a size-queen. Let's see if she's got any really interesting toys and let her use them on Sam, see how the teasing bitch likes that. Or we could ask Koyomi for SCIENCE help.

>>10529063
I like that she is a challenge for us, but there are so many ways that could have been accomplished other than hard dom.

Like, I don't know, she enjoys battles of wits in the form of pranks or something. As we go around doing our normal stuff we have to constantly be on guard and at the same time looking for ways to creatively yet lovingly troll her.

>>10529097
If that's the case, I'm probably biased by my dislike of her current character but I guess it would still have been better if our baseline waifu would have stayed vanilla and adorable.
If there are more than a few anons who like the new Sam I'm okay with that, although I'd propose we should go after Alicia as our head maid/wife.

>>10529088
What bugs me is that there seems to be far more people in the thread from the start than are left at the end. Here we are, discussing what to do next, but where are all the reaction-spammers?

Good intentions or bad, they kinda ruin the game.

>>10529142
Kids with ADD. As soon as the LOL LOLI DEMON MAID SEX poster was gone they split from the thread and left the people who suggest reasonable courses of action to sit here and gather the bits and try to glue them back together.

>>10529120
I still say we should use magic on ourselves to suddenly increase ourselves a couple inches in girth and length while we lay into Jehanne. She likes size? We'll give her size. As it stands right now we're about the size Remmy sans his head, let's go for Monster can size.

>>10529177
You have to admit that the loli demon sex was incredibly disappointing. It basically amounted to:

>You lather her, wow! you've taken her virginity, you're done.

>>10529134
I don't know, it seems like maybe those THIS IS AWESOME people might have just been reactionspammers. As I recall it was a mere two sessions before the banning, so the trolling and retard level was likely pretty bad.

>>10529177
i miss when goshujin would just grab incredibly reasonable actions when they cropped up

for example, there was the "abort test" yell back in black mesa

for the most part going with the crowd, but sometimes taking the logical step

that doesn't happen anymore

>>10529210
I enjoyed it.

On the other hand, I'm firmly into the "I am the master and the maids serve under me" camp as well. So it's more of a challenge type deal.

>>10529206
For all the buildup and the long previous scenes that I had little interest in (looking at you, Koyomi) the one I was looking forward to the most (Lust demon maid love-born defloration, holy shit once in a lifetime event!) was rather lacking, yes.

>>10529199
While in other cases I'd probably agree that magically increasing your own penis size is kinda pathetic....when it's about turning your dick into a fucking baseball bat so you can make the size-queen sex paladin cum her brains out her fucking ears, that's for a good fucking cause.

But the very FIRST thing we should do once we get back, before anything else, is give poor Jehanne a new order since she's been pent up all this time and probably tortured by Sam every waking hour.

Jehanne, go cum on Sam's face while she's asleep.

>>10529177
Not like you could expect a whole lot more with the given forum the quest is being run on. The constant flux of players will always be an issue. Also, the DM is gone and most reasonable people (in the US anyway) are probably in bed. Where I should be.

Who knows, we might get unexpected replay-scene next time if the kiddies think we're over the whole loli-sex thing now...

Probably not.

>>10529249
I'm not sure its all that bad though. As the GM said. He probably should have had that one written before it happened. He had to know it was going to happen before we made it out of Disney World. That said. I wasn't expecting a 3 page CYOA out of the scene either.

>>10529260
But I could expect more. There were some patently golden threads there for a while after Goshujin hit his stride and before the twitch-post crowd flooded in.

>>10529260
what? no, it's only 5 am here, i still have a couple more hours

>>10529307
All in all, the Disneyworld thing has spanned a staggering number of threads, but there's been incredibly little content. I think the best bit was when we pissed Alicia off and got to talk to Asmoday, and even that bit was slow due to fucking reactionspam.

>>10529307
Well, he DOES have content restrictions on the loli sex. Need to age her body a bit or something.

>>10529251
Jehanne will be needing some dickings on our return, yes. Of course, so will the rest of them.

>>10529338
>Well, he DOES have content restrictions on the loli sex. Need to age her body a bit or something.

What? No he doesn't. Hell, he wouldn't have even if it was loli demon writeporn but she was clearly stated to, like, totally be 18 man. Stop repeating that, people will start believing it. The only thing that can't happen is porn IMAGES posted along with the thing. Because blue board.

>>10529338
>he DOES have content restrictions on the loli sex

Yes, as in fucking a real loli. Not 100-year-old demon host loli. You're the guy with poor reading comprehension earlier in this thread, aren't you?

>>10529338
>the rest of them
I've got it all figured out now. We just have to schedule everything. As soon as we get back and get off the plane

1. Send Alicia to her room and make sure she's comfortable and happy, or whatever.
2. Go see Koyomi. Screw her brains out. No warning, no build up, just bend her over the nearest SCIENCE and bang her till she passes out.
3. Call Jehanne to the master bedroom and tell her to bring Samantha. We can use our MIND BONDAGE powers to put Sam in her place and have lots of fun with Jehanne while Little Miss Domme has to sit and watch.
4. Spend next morning screwing Felicia for three hours straight.

Breaking in between to visit/check up on Alicia, eat, drink, etc.

I'd like to suggest that we keep it in our pants in the future. Sexing maids takes time, time that we need to spend improving their status in other ways.

If sex comes up as a natural end to that, go ahead, but until then? No.

>>10529373
Oh yeah, and look around for the mysterious mysteries that were hinted to be hidden somewhere in the mansion so we can transfer Asmoday out of Alicia and into the Sectoid clone for HOT SEXINGS and an eternal lifetime of bondage and sexual torture.

She deserves it.

>>10529373
Man, you are going to make our head explode. We've been hitting the magic nonstop for tiny unimportant reasons ever since we got it, not just the big shit.

We gonna fucking die if we keep this up and don't give it a rest. We only lose backlash after not using any magic for 24 hours.

>>10529373
I agree with all of that except Koyomi. She needs some proper lovemaking instead of hate sex.

>>10529414
It's not hatesex. We gave her plenty of love the second time. We just need to give her a good banging this time, because she really enjoyed it the first time.

Besides, Koyomi IS the casual sex kind.

>>10529406
Swap mind bondage for actual bondage, then. Ask Koyomi for a bondage robot.

>>10529437
Harem ending, all maids need to be waifus. No exceptions.

>>10529373

Dude, let's focus on the maids we haven't slept with first. Carmine has her boon activated so she has an entirely new history now, and we've gotta tap that.

>>10529458
Not to mention that we went to all this huge goddamned effort getting Kat's love secured and her problems resolved and thee is no mention of her in that list?

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>10529458
gotta keep our current maids happy as well though and felicia especially needs tender loving, i'd suggest tapping her being the very first thing we do, bump the other stuff up and tapping her again the next morning

sweetly and tenderly both times

>>10529458
We've been doing mundane crap for the past three days and Carmine is going to take much longer to get in her pants. And our maids NEED some attention dammit!

People are complaining about Sam being boring and *I* am getting tired of neglecting Jehanne, so by god we are going to do SOMETHING interesting with the two of them. And sex with Felicia never fails to be funny.

>>10529474
kat requires research, we can't gender swap her cause it'd kill alicia

>>10529474
I know, people have got to stop focusing on characters who's story arcs we've pretty much completed. Carmine is at like 5% and Katherine is sitting at like 50% in terms of story.

>>10529495
>>10529474
Yes, Kat is right now a moot point. We need to find some other way to change her before we give her soul back.

Which is one more reason why I'm determined to get Asmoday into a new body, so we can get her to perform the spell without sacrificing Alicia.

Bonus points if we can convince her to do that for us in exchange for a new body, and then we reveal that we actually have a soul-capacitor in our basement to suck all her power away.

>>10529534
except that also may very well kill alicia

there is no reason alicia would be alive if it were not for the demon inside her

>>10529576
Well that's what we need to fucking find out already. And then make it not happen.

Because we can.

Because if we can't then that would be lame.

And this game is not lame.

It better fucking not be or I will punch the GM in the balls.

Then we are resolved.

/tg/ is accepting nothing less but the full 100% complete harem ending.

>>10529373
We need to seriously level up too.
Sword and physical practice with Jehanne, Samantha for firearms, Alicia for magic, napping with Felicia... I guess Koyomi can instruct us in crowbars.

>>10529608
I don't think that was ever not resolved. I'm pretty sure from day one that was the goal.

>>10529595
Well, we can always pull a For The Greater Poon and just leave the love in the locket. No sense in sacrificing one maid for another, it's a zero sum game at the best of times.

>>10529610

No, remember what she said when Black Mesa was here? Crowbar usage is a PhD level course, she's only got a bachelors, IIRC.

The most difficult cases get the most time and effort, no question.

Sam hasn't gotten as much because she's the end game, and we can't achieve it without leveling up from doing everything else first.

Kat was a tough case that we made worse, and Alicias arc is mostly a result of trying to save Kat.

And the ANGRY BITCH CARMINE just needs to be unlocked to be playable, and we're already on that.

>>10529608
Quite honestly, if our 100% GOOD END isn't guaranteed, I'd be disappointed.

This isn't a game where the goal is to win. Winning should be a forgone conclusion. The GOAL here is to have fun along the way, and have wacky shit happen like the giant squid attack (all three of them) or Black Mesa, as lame as it became it was still pretty lulzy.

And also troll the shit out of everyone.

>>10529608
Against the shit posters we will follow our dream of 100% completion.

>>10529629
As far as I am aware, giving Kat's love back won't do anything. It was the gender-swap spell that Alicia was worried about, not giving Kat's love back.

>>10529657
yeah, i believe that's the case as well

we just need to work in a gender swap that's not alicias doing and we're golden

tis why i think perma sealing asmodey and putting kat into the alien bot thing would be the simplest course of action

premade body, just move the mind and absolutely no risk to alicias life

Okay, tomorrow we go back to the mansion, sneak off and check up on Koyomi, ask her some SCIENCE stuff about swapping Kat's body, putting anti-grav thrusters on the yacht, stuff like that, while sexing her up.

Then we spend the day training with our hot bitches, in various ways, and giving Jehanne naughty orders. Also go looking for the LOST TOMES OF DEMONOLOGY.

Then we give Samantha the trollshow with Jehanne in the evening.

Then we spend the next morning in bed with Felicia :3

>>10529700
all night with felicia, serious cuddle times with out cat

>>10529700
Don't forget we need to chat with Reginald at some point to pick up his side quest.

>>10529700
This sounds doable.

>>10529682
As far as mind-swapping Kat goes, I don't know if I can agree to that. But I guess we'll see.

As for Asmoday, I'm just really disappointed that we might miss a perfect opportunity to turn the Demonic Queen of Lust into our own personal sex toy/slave, but Alicia's safety comes first I guess.

>>10529714
*with our cat

bloody typos

>>10529721
i don't really care what happens to asmoday myself, so long as she's never a threat again and alicia is safe

as i said research is needed, removing asmoday would be preferable to sealing, and completely killing her would be best of all

the issue is she's kind of acting as alicias life support system

>>10529718
>>10529714
We can easily fit this stuff in. We have a whole day-and-a-half.

We just need to figure out how the fuck we can handcuff Sam to a bed reliably without using BRAINAL MAGIC

I'm halfway tempted to have Jehanne blindfolded, gagged and muffled so she can't hear or see what we're doing, and then psycho-sexually torture Samantha until we get the truth out of her.

>>10529755
>the issue is she's kind of acting as alicias life support system
I don't really see how. At least, I haven't seen anything to suggest such is true. Maybe I'm reading it wrong.

For all we know, taking Asmoday out will just revert Alicia back to ageing normally

>>10529780
Well she did sort of explode into a shower of bladed gory death when first transformed and has since died again at least once trying to save us. Chances are good that there will be complications.

>>10529780
alicia is outside the normal lifespan

meaning the only reason she is alive is because she is a demon host


removal of said demon means she is no longer a demon host, if that is the case then what is keeping her alive?

do i need to re-explain this every session?

>>10529765
Everyone seems to be forgetting that Sam said she would "be ready" for us next time.

I'm fairly sure that is going to be not good for us.

>>10529802
>>10529816
Fine, fuck it.

>>10529816
Except that she has died and gotten a new body since then. There's really no reason to think she'd just immediately die if we killed the demon.

First order of business (after sexings and stuff) is to discover all the secrets buried in the mansion and those notes. We might end up being able to hook up hidden ley lines, wire them through the alien sphere, use it to power the locket, etc.

Something like that anyways.

>>10529826
Well in that case, we need to come at her fucking sideways. We need to find out her plan and fuck it up.

>>10529826
She'll have to balance her trolling delicately, for her own sake. If she goes over the top I have no problem telling her to fuck off and never come back.

>>10529838
why not? she's still a demon host and still the age she is

research people, we need to do research on the damn topic

Okay, on top of all the sex and training, we definitely need to do RESEARCH on the demonology, BEFORE we go doing anything about Alicia or Kat.

>>10529838
But I want to keep our Etna-maido ;_;

>>10529863
I do, just because you don't like the character doesn't mean you need to try and get her kicked out. It's like what everyone did with Katherine and the squid. Besides she's devoted and Reginald would probably kill us if we kicked her out.

>>10529873
You're the one asserting the claim that she will die. You tell me why. Despite Alicia's mind being however many decades old, the body she's in is only a few days old.

>>10529895
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

alicia has a significant possibility of dying from the removal of the demonhost, it's not 100% but it's enough of a worry that research on the topic must be done before attempting to remove said demon

>>10529911
I've already fucking told you why, she's not fucking 11 she's over a hundred years old

the body is irrelevant because we're dealing with goddamn magic

>>10529933
Actually that kind of nulls your own point, it's fucking magic. We don't what the fuck will happen, dying and being resurrected could be a giant fucking reset button.

>>10529917
You can stop saying it then.

GOOD FUCKING GOD CAN WE STOP BICKERING ABOUT WHETHER ALICIA IS GOING TO DIE

WE DO NOT FUCKING KNOW YET OKAY

>>10529909
I don't. If she's devoted she won't have a problem if we're going to tell her to tune it down a bit.

>>10529950
AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO DO THE GODDAMN RESEARCH YOU FUCKWIT

>>10529933
I've already fucking told you why not, she's not fucking 100 she's only a few days old.

the mind is irrelevant because we're dealing with goddamn magic

>>10529933
Repeating the same empty point with a lot of swears doesn't make you right, it just makes u mad.

WHAT WE CURRENTLY KNOW: NOTHING

STOP BICKERING ABOUT IT ALREADY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE SHIT GUYS

>>10529953
You said kick her the fuck out. I'm fine with toning it down, but don't be a retard and think we can just kick her out.

>>10529978
i am mad

these people seem to be insisting that we just do it and not bother looking into what'll happen

>>10529979
Something is very wrong with that crotch.

>>10529989
And you insisting we abandon it when it could be the right solution is somehow better?

>>10529991
It's called "wearing a bikini thong backwards". Also her thighs are folded oddly.

>>10530011
no i've been insisting that we do the research on the subject first

i'm not saying alicia "will" die, i've always used it in the form of an example of a possible outcome, the fact that it's a possible outcome means that it deserves to be taken seriously

>>10530041
lol, ok

FFS people we JUST DON'T KNOW YET. Leave it. We can find out tomorrow. That's what the fucking research is for.

What we've got right now is a roll of the dice. It could come up for us, it could come up against us.

What we also have is a chance to look it up. Our paladin isn't so knowledgeable about religion (lol who's sune?) but can no doubt give us a theological in via prayer and instinct. We also have our own skills, if we bother to put time into it rather than making Goshujin write the entire rest of this quest one-handed.

>>10530035
>Also her thighs are folded oddly.

That's what I was referring to. There are bulges where there ought not be.

>>10529983
I know as well as you do that the current set of maids is pretty much unchangeable at this point but don't be a retard and think being killed actually matters in this quest.

>>10530076
No, I've done that with my thighs once or twice, it just takes some awkward positioning and tensing the wrong muscles. It's harder to really see it when you've got a dick in the way, but yeah, it DOES work.

It helps that she's all baby fat and no muscle.

>>10530076
I guess the artist simply hasn't lurked /b/ enough.

>>10530124
What are you
>implying
good sir?

>>10530103
I like how the fact that the thighs are FUCKHUGE compared to the upper body hasn't come up, lol

>>10530147
Baby fat.

>>10530147
Shhh I want to see how long it takes before they notice.

I am somewhat depressed that, for about the ninth time, the post-game discussion is actually much more productive and interesting than the game itself was.

>>10530136
Nothing at all, good sir. Nothing at all.

>>10530211
It was only a matter of time until maid quest would get popular enough to hate/derail/etc. At least we have our memories of the early threads.

>>10530255
memories? shit is in the archives

>>10530263
Amounts to pretty much the same.

>>10530255
I think that's the fate of all quests, at least it is to some degree. People should consider creating a bit more brisk a pace for their quests, Blood Quest did an excellent job of that. It only took 26 threads to tell a wonderful story.

>>10530294
Ok, i'll give you that one.

And just where the heck are all the reasonable posters when the quest is actually running? There are plenty of people following this game talking about what to do next, where to go, etc. The discussion threads go enough posters and all. But each time a new thread pops up, it's nothing but reactionspamming.

> It was only a matter of time until maid quest would get popular enough to hate/derail/etc.


infinitely better than having 0 replies

>>10530345
Asleep.

>>10529765
I'm for that, but instead Jehanne gets to do the torture.

>>10530503
I don't know how enthusiastic Jehanne would be about having messy sex and interrogating Samantha at the same time, especially if it involves getting to the truth of just what the fuck Sam really is and what she wants. Sam's her domme, remember.

Archive thread yet?

>>10531248
This thread has already been archived.

gay thread reported

>>10531321
Reported for homophobia.

I think the first thread today failed to archive. Not that much was lost.

>>10531343
The first thread was literally just 300 posts of reactionspamming and butthurt whining.

What's going on here?

Cleanse this thread