Apologize for the power drain, first and foremost.

we just have to find a way to put the host in total control of the demons power.

Tell him about the demon situation, see if he can use it as a power source.

Inform him of our dilemma and propose we use Lust as his new battery source in exchange for the information on how to properly conduct such a ritual.

An apology is in order for the power drain incurred earlier.

After we're done apologizing get down to business and tell Walt the situation to seek his advice.

>>10445107
ask him about completely sealing asmodey in alicia

Ask him if he'd like a new source of power.

"Uncle Walt, first of all, sorry about skimming off the power grid for a little bit there. Nonetheless, I must ask something more. Is there anything you can tell me that would assist in Code Nabokoving Asmoday out of Alicia?"

>>10445140
>>10445132

God, this samefagging has got to stop. It was a good idea when you first proposed it, but now with your constant bullshit you're getting annoying.

"Sorry about the power drain. Blame LUST.

Also, Great-Grandpa was a horrible, horrible person. I want to undo what he did. Can you help?"

personally I like the idea of asmodey trapped powerless with alicia at the controls of the body and power.

>>10445134
>>10445132
>>10445131
>>10445124

"Hi," you say. "Sorry about the power drain, we needed to use it to power up a Lust Demon so we could talk to her about our loli's past."

"I see," Walt sighs, as you sit down across from him. "It would have been nice to get a warning first, though. But that's not all you came here for, I assume?"

"No," you say. "How about a deal. . . how would you like a new limitless source of power?"

"I'm listening," Walt says, steepling his bony fingers.

"Get LUST out of Alicia, and then you can use that demon as an endless pow--."

"No," Walt says. "No FUCKING way."

"I thought you didn't like to swear. . . your image is so family-friendly," you mutter.

"I'm not insane, either," Walt says.

>>10445159
I only made one of those.
Other guy might be samefaging though.

>>10445155
>Code Nabokoving Asmoday out of Alicia
You realize that you're proposing we fuck her so hard that the demonic embodiment of LUST can't stand it any longer, right?

I'm not sure we're up to that task (though we probably think we are. Maybe we should become the demon-host for Pride instead of Wrath.)

>>10445180

I think the consensus was more for advice than making that specific proposal.

Anyway, get said advice.

>>10445180
Alright, well do you know the rituals and spells that would be required to pull something like that off at least?

>>10445180
saw that coming that would be too easy.

4chan blocked me

>>10445188
I meant more in the the metaphorical sense of a bunch of guys tasing her out. Magically.

>>10445207
and now it isn't happy face

>>10445207
wat

>>10445178
"Look, I've just found out some things about my great-grandfather that convince me he was a horrible horrible person. I want to undo what he did. Can you help?"

Walter Elias Disney sighs deeply, then stands up from his unholy lich-throne. "I don't know. Demonology isn't my strong suit. I'm in show business. Entertainment. Sure, I'm an undead lich powered by the happiness of others, but who isn't in Hollywood nowadays? I know how to build theme parks that channel life energy and happiness into a condenser to create Pure Joy to sustain my unnatural unlife. I don't know anything about exorcisms."

>>10445180
getting rid of her completely would be a bad idea anyways, that would mean alicia dies as she's been around well past her initial lifespan, sealing her in some manner is what is needed here

>>10445231

Perhaps you could point me in the right direction? Surely you know of some old temples or libraries we can go adventuring into for information.

>>10445231
well, do you have any references then?

>>10445231

What about sealing the demon so the host has full control of the body?

>>10445224
hit an isp block for some reason

>>10445231
>Sure, I'm an undead lich powered by the happiness of others, but who isn't in Hollywood nowadays?
I frown'd at how true this is.

If HE doesn't know, then ask him to call in the guy who did the Chernobog bit of Fantasia to teach us a little more on the subject.

>>10445231
A simple 'No' would have sufficed.

Does he at least know someone who could help. Us being forced to 'wing it' would probably end badly. Like us-going-fucking-bonkers levels of bad.

>>10445231
But you do know about manipulating magical energies. What if I wanted to seal Asmoday away in hell/Alicia/her phylactery?

>>10445231
Well, Lust is pretty commonly associated with love, and I'd term that a positive emotion. Hypothetically speaking, what's stopping you from having a setup to absorb a different set of emotions than joy, happiness and all that?

...And I'd note you would probably drive the pedophilia rates in disney world to zero if you got such a setup going, so hey, better image, HAPPIER, SAFER people come for rides, more energy for you to feed off.

>>10445258
if we can find out how to do this then we can bind the other deadly sins in us and the maids.

>>10445231
"Well, would this be in the realm of an exorcism, or something more specific? The girls' been made into a Demonhost using a particularly bloody ritual.

Any advice, really. Do you know someone who knows more on the subject? After all, having such a powerful demon bound in the world is bad for pretty much everyone."

I regret not picking the holy paladin hidden side way back when. We could really use those powers right now.

"Sir, I'm sure you know more than I do about magical minutiae. Anything you could tell me, even wild speculation, would be welcomed."

...been a fucking while since a post, it seems.

Also archived the last part, for what it's worth.

>>10445231
We also have access to her phylactery... even if you aren't an expert on this kind of thing, surely you have a contact who is? I know you didn't build this happiness energy channeling system all by yourself.

hmm, maybe Jehanne could help us with this
she is a sex paladin, so that's like a double expert

>>10445248
>>10445252
>>10445264
>>10445271

Walt Disney considers carefully. "I'm sorry. I can't help you," he says, at long last. "I can, however, give you this."

He snaps his fingers, and one of the shadowy figures walks out of the room, then returns bearing a long, slender package wrapped in cloth. "Tell me," Walt says. "Have you ever seen my movie, Sleeping Beauty?"

Inside the cloth bundle, wrapped in finest glittering samite, is a sword. "The Sword of Truth," he says, softly. "The real one, not the one from that novel series. Speak the words, and it will strike true, and slay evil in one blow." He sits back down again. "It will only work once, though. After that. . . it will be gone."

> ITEM GET: Sword of Truth. One Use Item: upon saying the words from the movie Sleeping Beauty, the sword strikes true against a creature of evil alignment, slaying it instantly.

>>10445422
... We must make sure that we don't accidentally harm Alicia with this.

>>10445448
killing asmodey is likely to harm alicia

>>10445422
>finest glittering samite
Better Walt Disney give it to us than having it lobbed at us by some moistened bint.

Walt; you are the fucking man.

>>10445448
Accidentally killing Alicia along with Asmoday? Very likely if we're not careful.

>>10445456
Like I said...

>>10445397
"The channeling system," Walt says, as one of the Adeptus Mousestodes places the sword in a case for you to transport it, "was created from the notes your great-grandfather left me. It applies only to emotional energy, not demonic. I can perhaps give you his notes, however. They may be of some small use to you."

>>10445456
that's the problem
IDK, maybe we can find a good exorcist

>>10445422

Research time?

Also, perhaps we should give Reginald a call and see if he knows and good experts of demons.

>>10445422
so it isn't the Really Angry Sword.

>>10445477
they will be better than what we have to go on right now, thank you for all your help walt

if you ever want to talk again, or need help just give us a call

Walt stands up, then thinks about it for a moment, while the Mousestodes prepare a copy of the notes for you to take with you.

"Tell me," he asks. "Have you explored the grounds of your mansion at all? Perhaps that would be of some help. That building is very old, and has many secrets. . . perhaps you will find something there that is of some use to you."

>>10445486
jehanne seems like she'd be quite the expert on demons

In any case, seems like the thread is dropping off. If people are okay with it, I say we end here.

"Is this one of those swords that will not harm an innocent by accident?"

>>10445513
Well, I know what WE'RE doing when we get back.

>>10445477
Walt's been a really friend to us. Make sure we keep visiting him after this quest is over in the Epilogue.

>Adeptus Mousestodes
Oh dear god.

>>10445422
>Speak the words, and it will strike true, and slay evil in one blow."

>>10445448
>>10445456
>>10445473
Considering that the latter part of the words he's talking about consist of "that evil die and good endure.", this shouldn't really be a problem so long as Alicia mellows the fuck out a bit.

>>10445513

Good point. I don't think I ever did finish exploring the catacombs after that whole giant squid fight...

>>10445523
there is no innocence only degrees of guilt

"I...I don't know what to say. You've helped me so much. If I could do something to help you, I would like to."

>>10445522
alright, but I want to go back to the mansion soon

>>10445542
Walt grins. "You can do me a favor, actually. The next time you do something awesome? You win a sporting event or discover something incredible and want to celebrate with all your friends? Come to Disney World. The positive energy you guys give off will give me a nice boost."

He raises a withered claw and dismisses you from his chamber, returning to his golden throne to rest once more.

>>10445513
>"Have you explored the grounds of your mansion at all? Perhaps that would be of some help. That building is very old, and has many secrets. . . perhaps you will find something there that is of some use to you."
We did, and found one giant squid too many.

Still, it's worth looking into further.

Thanks again for all of your assistance, and a separate thank you for your parks, the fun-draining soul-batteries that they may be.

>>10445537
except alicia should by all rights be dead already, the reason she's alive is due to the fact that she has a demon inside her

>>10445541
Not every setting is as cynical as WH40k.

I'd just like to say that one of the first things we're doing when we get home is talking to our resident Paladin about getting the biggest fucking banishing circle we can get.

Anyway, I hope that tonight wasn't too confusing for you. I'm pretty sure that a lot of people were having their heads full of fuck during the infodump.

"Thank you, Walt. I hope you don't mind if me and Alicia spend another day here before I get to work setting things right."

>>10445597
I didn't have much of a problem.

>>10445597
no, it was excellent, some of the best stuff i've read/done in years

>>10445601
"Oh, absolutely," Disney says, as a Mousestodes escorts you from his throne room. "You paid for your ticket, enjoy your stay here."

>>10445589
no, that was me being cynical not quoting 40k

>>10445597
My head is always full of fuck.

All I want to know is if we can waltz over to Alicia, tell her to bring out the bitch and then just kill her, save our maid and get a happy subplot end.

>>10445597
Perhaps a different kind of fuck than they were expecting their heads to be full of, but nothin' wrong with a bit 'o plot getting stuffed down our ravenous maws.

Reasonable stuff throughout with moments of brilliance, as always. G'night.

I vote we spend the rest of the day in be with Alicia, cuddling. She needs it.

>>10445624
Thank you for missing the point.

>>10445612

Let's go back, hopefully Alicia's feeling better now.

So you head back that night to your hotel suite, which you share with Alicia. It's a very quiet trip, when you make it alone, without Alicia there with you.

Coming into the hotel room, you find Alicia sitting on one of the couches. She has half a glass of red wine in her hand, and is sipping it slowly. The bottle on the coffee table is half-empty already.

>>10445658

CUDDLE NAO. OUR MAID IS IN DESPAIR, SHE NEEDS CUDDLES!

>>10445658
Fuck her with bottle.

>>10445669
this

>>10445658
Sit next to her and pour a glass for yourself.
Let one thing lead to another, maybe.

>>10445658
Pour self some wine.

Sit down on couch.

"Feeling better?"

...Goddamnit Goshujin-Sama, you're not gonna let me go to bed, are you. You and your plot points...

>>10445700
Calm down, at least it's a weekend now. It could be worse; he could be doing this during the week.

>>10445716
he does do this during the week sometimes

I believe the other anons have the correct idea here.

Also, I'm so glad I was already planning on staying up all night.

>>10445719
Possible Retcon approaching. Do people want to continue?

>>10445658
Energetic fool time.

"GUESS WHAT? We have several leads on getting the demonbinding undone!"

>>10445732
I'm ok with this, but I wish we were cuddled up next to her.

>>10445732
I'd be fine for continuing.

>>10445732
Depends. What did you have in mind?

>>10445732
sure, lets go... do... whatever it is you have planned

>>10445732
I guess? What do you have planned?

bump

Continue, damnit. Alicia needs cuddles.

> RETCON executed.

You sit down next to Alicia and lean up against her. She cuddles up next to you silently, staring off into the distance.

Outside, the fireworks are going off, illuminating the room with colorful cascades of light. You've almost dozed off when you realize that she just said your name.

"Hmm? What is it?" you ask.

"Is it okay if we. . . don't have sex?" Alicia sighs. "I mean. . . for right now, at least. Given. . . well, my situation. . . that doesn't seem . . . appropriate." She tucks herself in close to you, resting her head on your shoulder.

>>10445782
"Whatever you want, we have all the time in the world."

>>10445782
"Whatever you want."

Hug her. Possibly kiss the top of her head.

>>10445799
>>10445800
"Whatever you want."mind

>>10445782
"of course"

>>10445806
Oh, and I should probably mention that was a DO-THIS to each of these ideas.

>>10445782

Of course, whatever you want.

>>10445799
>>10445800
"Whatever you want, we have all the time in the world."

You hug her and kiss the top of her head.

"Good," Alicia says. "Besides, it's not like you find me sexy anyway. I'm just a little kid, after all. I'm not Jehanne, or Koyomi, or even that tramp Samantha." She pats her chest. "Flat as a washboard, right? Got no tits at all. Where's the sex appeal in that?"

>>10445836
"It's not always about breast size, or sex appeal. You're you, and I wouldn't have you any other way."

>>10445836
"If it's you, then it's okay."

>>10445836

Remind her that we're still a pervert and are probably willing to hit damn near anything.

>>10445836
"I swear to god, if you try and get me Nabokov'd three times in a single day, there's going to be a reckoning."

>>10445836
could we try and get alicia into asmodays body?

>>10445836
Well... we have mentioned the whole perversity thing, right?

But mostly I find you sexy because you're you, always looking out for me, always pushing for me to stop doing such stupid things."

>>10445848
Oh God, so corny it burns!
Incidentally I'm ok with this.

>>10445848
I second this motion

Guys, I think she's trolling us at this point. That being said...

"Alicia, you're beautiful exactly the way you are."

>>10445836
perkiness is more important than size
I'd take flat tits over pancakes any day

>>10445863
not right now maybe after we get Alicia in total control of Asmoday/s power

"The part I like about you is the part that let us do everything we've been doing at Disneyworld. There's been some low points, but I think it's been fun... So, just to ask, what would make you feel like everything in your life is 'appropriate' again? And not just about sex."

>>10445858
> "I swear to god, if you try and get me Nabokov'd three times in a single day, there's going to be a reckoning."

Alicia laughs at that and curls up closer. "I know," she says. "I'm evil."

"Eh, if it's you it's okay. Same for. . . well. sex," you shrug. "It's not about breast size or sex appeal, you know. Besides, I'm a pervert. I'd hit just about damn well near anything."

"Like my familiar?" Alicia asks, sitting up in your lap.

>>10445891
"Y-yeah, sure."

"Also, what are you doing? I thought we weren't going to-"

>>10445891
you know that was the first thing i hit

>>10445891
"Your familiar, koyomi... you."

>>10445891
"Almost every morning."

>>10445891
What? I like it when kitties purr.

>>10445891
"Hey, to be fair, she approached me first. And this is about you, not her. I left her home because this trip is for you and me. Nobody else."

>>10445891
For gods' sakes, we fucked a headcrab to death because we had no other weapons on us at the time.

...though we should probably still keep that on the DL.

>>10445891
"I have a feeling that the only hitting I'll do tonight will be with a bat."

>>10445836
>whole post

You're trolling me so hard right now. I hate you.

>>10445927
We what? What thread was this?

>>10445891
Technically, she's not your familiar anymore you know. Unless she went and rejoined you. Maybe she's her own familiar at this point?
...and yes I would.

>>10445915
>>10445911
>>10445902
>>10445899

"Your familiar. . . Koyomi. . . you. . ."

Alicia smirks. "Nice try. No fair trying to sweet-talk me into bed." She sits up in your lap, face to face with you, and pokes you in the nose. "Did you make sure Felicia at least enjoyed herself? Or were you as mean to her every morning as that one time you banged her in front of me?"

>>10445927
Oh, shit, I forgot about that.

But yeah, if we can't solve our problem with our ass-cannon or magic, we usually solve it with our dick.

>>10445936
22-24ish

the black mesa episode

>>10445936
One of the Black Mesa infiltration ones, as could be gathered by the Headcrab bit.

But yeah. Not one of our finest hours (...or was it? I can never really tell when we cross the line into paragons of absurdity or if we are fucking around just short and end up just being doofy.)

>>10445936
22

>>10445936
It was not one of this quest's shining moments.

>>10445945
I'm certain she enjoys herself...
she keeps coming back

>>10445960
Some would argue otherwise.

>>10445945

I try my best. I'm still new at this whole sex thing, you know.

>>10445891
What can I say? If not for her I would pretty much fail at pleasing anyone else.

...Say, do you get any "feedback" from your familiar?

>>10445945
I try my hardest to.

>>10445945
"I've been trying still rather new to this myself

and Felicia certainly seems to have been enjoying it as she kept coming back for more."

>>10445945
"She finds her way into my room every morning, so I like to think she enjoys it."

>>10445967
That could be stockholm syndrome for all we know.

>>10445945
>"Did you make sure Felicia at least enjoyed herself? Or were you as mean to her every morning as that one time you banged her in front of me?"
"...I've been getting better. Practice makes perfect, y'know."

>>10445945
"I'm trying my best, though I'm a bit new to this. But you know what they say: practice makes perfect."

"I try. I can't say I'm very experienced, but unless I'm stopped, I try and ensure that both parties have fun."

>>10445945
Hey, I'm learning. I make enough mistakes that I have to learn something sometime after all.
...and one of the things I intend to do when I get back to the mansion is show her what I've learned. As important as this trip is, and all the other things I've had to do, I will show her a good time too.
Why, you have a suggestion?

>>10445945
I don't bang her nearly that often, and in fact I've learned to be quite nice and gentle and orgasm giving because of her.

>>10445971
>>10445967
"I think she likes it. She does keep coming back. I don't know. . . I'm kinda not used to this whole sex thing, you know," you sigh.

Alicia sits up and smirks. "Practice makes perfect?"

"Absolutely," you agree.

"Good," Alicia nods. "Because you promised, some day, that you're going to help me with this. . . thing. . . I got going. . . so that means that some day I'm going to seduce you into my bed. So you'd better get plenty of practice in so you know exactly how to please me when that time comes, got it?"

>>10446038
>no loli
:(

>>10446038
"Yup, i'll be sure to show you a good time."

Kiss her after saying so.

>>10446046
Why would we, given a choice as we are, want to be attracted to small children?

>>10446038
And here I thought you'd never even consider "experiencing my inexpert fumblings between the sheets".

>>10446038
>
"Good," Alicia nods. "Because you promised, some day, that you're going to help me with this. . . thing. . . I got going. . . so that means that some day I'm going to seduce you into my bed.
I'd suggest that we make a joke about being sure the room under us is unoccupied first, for our own personal safety, but I suspect that would be in incredibly poor taste, even for such master trolls as ourselves.

Mental note: among the other activities tomorrow, we need to make good on our shopping trip for some souvenirs. We need to bring Felicia a mouse from the mouse kingdom that isn't our oh so edible chef. Especially if we don't want that to further lower her thoughts on us from its already barely there status.

>>10446052
"Good." Alicia kisses you back, then gets up off your lap. "Did I give you a boner?" she asks, mischievously. "Do I make you horny? You damn pedophile. . . hell, you're a pedophile and a MILF-chaser all in one. I'm old enough to be your grandmother, you know."

>>10446057
>>10446046
She's referring to, you know, being a fucking demonhost.

>>10446038

Give her a taste.
Magically cause her to orgasm spontaneously. Doesn't have to be out-and-out sex.

>>10446068
Nah, that would be an incredibly low blow even from us.

>>10446072
Goshujin, I'm actually quite curious, DID she give us a boner?

>>10446038
"I will not rest until I get to the point where I can give you several orgasms in a single night."

>>10446072
"Like that matters, as i said, it's you that's sexy not your age, nor your bustline, those are just numbers."

>>10446086
you already know in your heard the true answer
and in your pants

>>10446075
Do this. Watch reaction. We've already proven we could via Samantha.

Well, we can certainly grind our skill with Felicia. We do need to give her some attention before her status drops to neutral.

>>10446086
Roll a d6. On a 4+, yes.

>>10446093
Why don't you have a seat over there.

rolled 3 = 3

>>10446100

rolled 5 = 5

Bam!

>>10446072
"When it comes to you, our perversion has no low."

>>10446104
Guess she didn't, then. We've managed to restrain ourselves.

>>10446101
>missing chrishansen.jpg

>>10446104
Bullshit! I demand a reroll!

>>10446104
"Actually. . . no," you say. "Not because I don't want to, but. . . well, it's been a long day."

"I know it has," Alicia says. She gives you one more kiss on the cheek. "I'm going to take a shower, then go to sleep. If you come in, I'll kill you." She stands up, a bit awkwardly due to the wine, then goes into her bedroom and closes the door behind her, without locking it."

Whats the stress/backlash for giving Alicia and orgasm? Or at least some magical arousal dickery?

>>10446127
1d6 and 6+ backlash

>>10446104
lets throw some XP into that. don't want her to feel unloved

>>10446124
take a quick shower, lay down in her bed for some cuddling

>>10446124
Whenever she says she's going to kill us if we do something, that means to do it. Go in!

>>10446131
Do it while she's in the shower.

>>10446124
Wait for the shower to be over, then come in. She needs snuggles more tonight than ever.

>>10446097
NO

I'm tempted to tickle her slightly though, then head off for sleep.
Also, if we avoid magic, will this have been a day without, aka backlash gone? I could have sworn that yesterday went without magic as well.

>>10446131

Hmm... Fellow anons, as a Gentleman Asshole, would it be prudent to give her a magical orgasm and/or magical arousal while in the shower?

Also, Goshujin, hearing enhancement, lets see she's having some fun with Mr. Showerhead.

>>10446124
Obviously we need to follow her in, if only on the pretense that we noticed she was walking awkwardly due to having consumed like, half her body weight in wine, and didn't want her smacking her head open on the bathroom tiles while trying to totter around in her shower.

A suitably white knightly excuse for our less than white knightly aspirations, I would think.

>>10446124
Wait until she's in the shower, then open her door.

Don't go in, just look in at her when she gets out.

Masturbation optional.

>>10446124
She didn't lock the door so it means shes pulling that woman bullshit where she actually wants us to enter

If you guys want to walk in on her, that's fine (although my preference, and vote, is for >>10446139). Just don't fucking magic orgasm her for no reason.

>>10446157
or testing our trust

>>10446146
Hearing Enhancement: Unlike the last time you did this, you hear Alicia seeming to take quite a bit of time in the shower. The water sounds a bit muffled, as if the massaging showerhead is being held close to a surface, and her breathing is a bit labored and ragged.

>>10446158
going to have to agree with that

also, be sure to be holding a towel again

>>10446131
I vote no for this. This is not something we should be trolling on.

>>10446157
she could be to drunk and forgot to lock it

>>10446163

Can we magic up the sensitivity of her lady bits for the rest of the shower?

Eh, I don't feel like magick dickery, or trolling.
Check to see that she's okay, then sleep.

>>10446163
I'm torn, but she specifically asked for no sex. Do what we did last time, and have a towel ready for her.

rolled 1 = 1

>>10446167
Yes it is! She tried to give us a boner. Time for revenge trollan!

>>10446163
surveillance, I say we peep a bit

Animate the shower head and put it on pulse, have it give her an orgasm for us.

Anyone up to using the sword on her tonight?

>>10446192
Nope.

>>10446192
No! Research is needed you fool!

Does anyone remember the Pleasure scene from Bruce Almighty? Because I'm thinking something like that...

>>10446192
If by "sword" you mean "penis", then yes.

>>10446178
Towel indeed.

>>10446183

You get a towel as an excuse, then sneak quietly into her bedroom, creak open the bathroom door just a tad, and look inside to see what you can see.

What you see is Alicia with one foot up on the rim of the bathtub and the shower head pressed against her lady bits, gasping in pleasure as the pulsing water
"massages" away. . .

>>10446182
The key to Alicia is affection. The key to Samantha is trolling. Alicia does enjoy trolling, but only on other people.

Go in, have another towel ready for her.
Half-way expect her to have pranked the door, but we probably would have heard something if that happened.
"Maybe just a little death? No? Well, I guess if you made it out of the shower you can sleep off the rest of that wine."
As a side note, I wonder if she'll have a hangover tomorrow morning or not. She might be human enough to suffer from it now after all. Maybe a few discrete glasses of water or something?

>>10446209
get a nosebleed

>>10446209
Well I kind of called that. >>10446187

>>10446209
gain erection, rapidly

>>10446209
Quietly back off, so she doesn't realize we're there. Preferably back outside her room. Magically increase her lady bits sensitivity for the rest of the shower.

>>10446219
>>10446225
Erection and nosebleed gained.

Want to do the "showerhead magic lol" thing or not?

Keep up surveillance, don't troll.

>>10446226
This.

Close door. She'll kill us if we walk in on her. Magic up a viewport. She said nothing against that.

>>10446230
naah, she seems to have it handled

>>10446209
Oh she wants us bad. Sneak back out, wait for her to finish and then we simply ask her for some softcore loving.

>>10446236
*Rimshot*

>>10446230
Sure. Sounds like a wonderful new way to fly the friendly skies.

>>10446209
Quietly back off and go back to our own room.
Then masturbate with unholy fury.

>>10446209
What's the cost for magically increasing her body's sensitivity to stimulation and multiple orgasm?

Slip a note under the door: "Make sure not to fall: wet porcelain is really slippery, and a half-bottle of wine probably doesn't help your stability.

Towel is outside."

Leave quietly, keep up hearing enhancement and wait for her to find the note.

>>10446238
Thank you, didn't want to have to to it myself, that's just sad.

>>10446245
1d6, no backlash. But she'll know you did it.

rolled 4 = 4

>>10446248
I think we should go for it.

>>10446248
Best not to risk it.

>>10446248
Nah, let's not do it. I think the day has been enough for har.

>>10446248
Nah, don't do it. Tonight is not one for trolling.

>>10446248
leave her to it

>>10446248
I'd vote nay on this. We want her to not be pissed at us when she goes to sleep for the night.

For a morning shower though, this would be excellent.

>>10446248
I'm torn between dickery and keeping Alicia happy...

>>10446248
No sneaking, no dickery.

We wait until she is done, and will offer her lovemaking, without sex.

>>10446266

Keep her happy.

Hell, we fucked up badly enough with Kat.

>>10446268
>lovemaking, without sex

So... sex, without sex? Bwuh...?

We've fucked up big with most of our maids, honestly.

Remember children: Aliens don't use lube.

Don't play any tricks. Say "I can't help but think when you tell me not to come in, threaten death, and leave the door unlocked you don't want the exact opposite of what you're saying."

>>10446281
I think he means cuddling. Possible while naked.

>>10446285
Hey, we did alright with Jehanne as far as I remember.

>>10446246

You leave a note for her under the door, and leave the towel where she will find it. . .then retreat to your bedroom and start masturbating with unholy fury, as the prior poster put it.

Just as you finish, you feel a presence next to you in the room. Somehow, while you were jerking off, Alicia snuck into your room and got into your bed.

>>10446285
koyomi went well, so did jehanne

not sure if you'd really include felicia but she was ok

>>10446246
This is the way to do it, or something similar.
More tongue-in-cheek letting her know what we saw/heard/guessed. (Chances are she knows we're out here after all.)
Maybe add something like the way she is handling things has inspired us to take a more hands-on approach to our own situation. Return the favor of 'accidentally' letting her peek in on us masturbating if she so desires.

would you expect 4chan to be good with women, even fictional ones

>>10446292
Doesn't even have to be naked. Just cuddling, maybe with kissing and a little fondling if she's up for it. Then fall asleep in each others arms.

>>10446281
Oh you know, lots of teasing and kissing and licking and touching, without even going so far as oral or masturbation.

>>10446297
Do an MGS-style !

I like the way you (>>10446310) think.

>>10446297
Glance over and provide an "Oh, fancy meeting you here."

Insert sly grin.

>>10446300
we arn't done with koyami yet there is still the alien sphere in our possession

See if she's awake. If not, let her sleep.

>>10446297
"Welcome, just let me finish up here and i'll join you."

Oh. Hey. Do you... want to help?

What is the state of Alicia's dress?

So you said no sex... are you up to just some kissing and touching and such?

...ib4 she kills us because she was actually dead serious for once.

THAT would be a hell of an anticlimactic end.

>>10446355
So we'd go to hell. Again?

"I've got to admit, sex is great and all, but some of the things before you get to that point are nice too. And that whole one good turn deserves another bit as well."
"And I can't help but think that there is quite a bit that isn't actually sex."

>>10446371
they really should install a revolving door for us down there

>>10446355
I think she has enough emotional baggage from killing her first lover not to do it a second time.

>>10446312
>>10446316
That or she rolled an insanely high cunning check and you did not.

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>>10446326
>>10446322
>>10446328

Alicia wordlessly turns over in bed, reaches around you, and puts her hand on your penis. Her small, cool hands wrap around your shaft and squeeze gently, then begin to stroke upward a few times, milking you like a cow.

Her hands are skilled, and swift, and within a few quick strokes, she's managed to pull you to orgasm, making you spill your seed all over her hands, your lap, and the bedsheets.

She takes a moment to get a kleenex and wipe off her fingertips, wipes down your thighs as well, and then kisses you on the cheek. "Good night," she yawns. "You sleep in the wet spot."

>Just as you finish, you feel a presence next to you in the room. Somehow, while you were jerking off, Alicia snuck into your room and got into your bed.

"What the - ... Do you have the ability to teleport to locations of high lust or something?"
"... Whatever. Give me a hand with this."

>>10446373
> one good turn
May I suggest 'one good turn-on'?

>>10446379
Kiss her on the cheek, cuddle her as we sleep.

>>10446379
"So long as it's next to you I don't mind, goodnight Alicia."

>>10446379
Right, someone's getting my fingertips jammed up her funparts and it's not going to be me.
Grab that Alicia and play with her.

>You sleep in the wet spot
What a terrible person she is.

End of thread. Good night, perverts. See you when I see you. Someone archive this nonsense.

>>10446379
I like her style.

I don't like the wet spot though. Magic it away?

>>10446379
Like this is a new experience?
Pfffft. Worth it.

>>10446379

Make sure to wrap her in our arms and hold her tight.

>>10446379
We should follow suit with earlier and return the favor. Help her make an entirely new wet spot for her to sleep in as well.
It's only fair. Have fun pointing this out to her.

>>10446379
>"Good night," she yawns. "You sleep in the wet spot."
Ew.

Magic that shit clean, because that's gross and we'll be damned if she's going to get the better of us that easily. (Despite the fact that she basically already just did.)

At least we get to go to sleep feeling like we got the last laugh, which I suspect is pretty important to our continued overinflated sense of self.

>>10446402
Good night you magnificent bastard.

>>10446379
>She takes a moment to get a kleenex and wipe off her fingertips, wipes down your thighs as well,

What a prude, wake up in the middle of the night and ejaculate on her face in revenge.

>>10446415
>But she wasn't mastur-
>Ooooooh.
Maybe.

>>10446379
"You know, I can't help but think Asmoday would really hate it if she knew you were experiencing honest affection. Who cares if she's there?" Kiss and feel up and see where it goes.

Leave it at that for the night. We'll have plenty of time to do all kinds of things the next day.

Well, magic that wet spot clean, but then I think we're done here.

I can't help but feel that our eventual goal in this whole Alicia mess must be to trap Asmoday into her own corporeal form and FUCK HER SENSELESS. Perhaps while Alicia watches. And helps.

WE MUST RAPE THE QUEEN OF LUST

>>10446798
Hang on...we've got a Sectoid gynoid sitting in a big ball waiting to be born, haven't we?

If we can somehow figure out how to transfer Alicia's demonic possession AND use Walt's notes and our great-granddaddy's resources to build some sort of...demonic energy stealing capacitor thingy....we can trap Asmoday into the Reticulan combat cyborg and rape her unconscious.

We'll have to get Koyomi to reprogram the template, of course, so it's not a WALKING DEATH MACHINE

>>10446798

All in favor of trapping the elemental queen of SEX in an alien android and using her as a demonic battery/sex slave?

We can let Samantha work on her a bit. That might cheer her up.

>>10447215
no, that is likely to kill alicia

>>10447238
Moving Asmoday OUT of Alicia is going to kill Alicia? Well then we're fucked.

>>10447293
No, then we'll just have to seal her off forever.

>>10447304
1. It SHOULD be possible to figure out some way to get Asmoday out of Alicia. Even if we have to kill Alicia to do it, we can just BREAK HER OUT OF HELL afterwards.
2. Would it not be the most epic of trolls ever imagined to have the Demon Queen Asmoday, the very concept of lust itself, trapped in some dungeon under our mansion being used as a sex-powered demonic energy generator?

>>10447336
killing alicia would not be worth it

>>10447648
Nobody's talking about killing Alicia ffs.

>>10447825
>t SHOULD be possible to figure out some way to get Asmoday out of Alicia. Even if we have to kill Alicia to do it, we can just BREAK HER OUT OF HELL afterwards.

did you actually read the post i was quoting?