To fuck the loli or not to fuck the loli, that is the question.

Get to bed. Off lights. STAY AWAKE.

>>10378714
What's Alicia doing now?

>>10378742
Is this a trick question? Of COURSE we're going to.

I vote we get something to drink, then go to our room and shower/go to bed.

>>10378745
Changing her damn clothes, it seems.

rolled 1 = 1

>>10378754
Make the move! You know the one.

>>10378714

Nice pic. My vote is; we just go to sleep.

A vote for cuddling with her tonight, but not sexing her. How to orchestrate this is up to other anons.

>>10378754
we should leave while shes changing, just for shits and giggles, and to hear if she gets disappointed, but come back soon with extra pillows

>>10378754
sit down on bed, wait for her to come back out

give her a kiss, on the lips this time, to show her we are actually interested, since she seemed dissapointed when we told her we weren't there for sex

then lay down next to her till she either decides to do something with you, or goes to sleep

Head into her room, wearing pajamas. Lie down, hug her, say "I've decided to keep you company until you fall asleep. And after it, if you want me to. For as long as you want."

No sex.

Go to our room, get into bed naked with the lights out. Stay awake.

>>10378775
Pillow fight?

>>10378782
Add in one gentle kiss on the lips, between the hug and the words.

>>10378788
i was thinking you could never have too many pillows but a pillow fight would be fun. though i don't fancy pillow fighting a demon :(

>>10378782

That is so corny I could literally tasted ham just now.

>>10378784

No, no, we wear boxer shorts with A-10s on them.

See, I can't tell if she wants it or not.

She's emotionally damaged, but I think a lot of that damage comes from being rejected/betrayed in the past.On the other hand, she's cynical as all fuck, so us making a move just might make her hate us again.

Argh. Women are hard. Although not as hard as my penis.

And wtf is with the "no more sex scenes" anyway? They're the second awesomest part!

Play it safe, we got tomorrow night.

Stay in room, but close eyes and pretend to be/fall asleep. If she wants anything more than company she'll have to tickle it out of us!

We got time, hold off...for now

The vote seems to be leading towards this. . .

-----
While Alicia is in the bathroom changing, you take a moment to change into your own night clothes, then get into her bed.

A few minutes later, she comes out brushing her hair. She pauses and stares at you as she sees you curled up in her bed, then shakes her head. "I was kinda sure you'd jump me," she admits, as she climbs in next to you, turning her back to you and switching off the lights.

>>10378829

Cuddle? Cuddle.

CUDDLE!

>>10378829
>I'm okay with this.

>>10378829

Don't fall asleep.

>>10378829

Play the waiting game. See who breaks the silence first.

>>10378829
"It's a lot sweeter when you decide to come to me"

>>10378839
Yes.

>>10378829

Produce the Assgun and wave it slightly. "Don't flatter yourself. If Walt could make you, others might too, and if I have to go to hell one more time I'm gonna run up frequent flyer miles."

And then go to sleep.

>>10378829

Shes a demon of lust, shes had more than enough sex, I say just cuddle with her. If she gets sick of it, she can always make the next move.

>>10378839
cuddle indeed

>>10378858
No.

>>10378839
>>10378845
Yes.

>>10378829

>She pauses and stares at you as she sees you curled up in her bed, then shakes her head.

>turning her back to you

TOLD YOU.

>>10378829
turn towards her as if worried about her but then pretend to fall asleep. Snore loudly to annoy her. If she hits us just laugh it off.

>>10378829
"Sex is nice of course, but when's the last time you've had... this?"

Then just cuddle up to her a little (so as to avoid getting a hard on from her) and rest.

>>10378839
Cuddle.

"Figured that after a century or so of nothing but that you deserved something a bit more romantic".

cuddle
cuddling makes the world go round
cuddling is the single greatest thing on the planet

dammit guys, dammit, dammit....

CUDDLE :3

>From Twitter:

>Goshujin-Sama banned from the boards "for spamming"

I do believe I'm going to e-mail Moot about this horseshit.

oh hell no moot, how dare you.

THE FUCKING HORSECOCK DICKSHITTING ASSNUGGETS IS THIS?

>>10378829
Inform her gently but firmly that as long as she has the body of a small child, her genitals are off limits to ours. Remind her of the incident on Pirates.

>>10378949
Do it faggot

>>10378965

A loli is fine too.

>>10378949
Link?

>>10378949
How is this spamming, again?

>>10378949

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

I don't have a twitter account, but somebody ask how long the ban is for.

Someone ask him how long his ban is.

Goshujin? GOSHUJIN! GOSHUUUJIIIIIIINN!

>>10378949

>Goshujin-Sama banned from the boards "for spamming"

WHAT THE FUCK.

>>10378949
Motherfucking motherfuck. Someone get him on messenger or irc and relay his posts or something.

Last thread archive missed the last part too.

>>10378969

You do it too.

For latefags; check twitter. Maid Quest is over for the night.

I heard that Moot haet quest threads at some point, but I'm sorry, I can't fucking tolerate actual content being fucked with when shit continues to litter the boards.

Alright I am now very very pissed. What the fuck moot, what the fuck?

I think now is the time to get a definitive answer from moot. Are quest threads ok in /tg/?

>>10378949
YAY IT WORKED
KEEP REPORTING QUEST THREADS
REPORT THEM AS SPAM

>>10379013
> I can't fucking tolerate actual content being fucked with when shit continues to litter the boards

Which would be why we shut down a quest thread.

>>10379017
may your genitals shrivel and fall off

>>10379017
>>10379019

Jesus christ, hold a grudge much?

>>10379017
>>10379019

Reported for abusing the Report function.

>>10379017
Fuck you.

>>10379017
>>10379019
You have no idea how lucky you are that I'm not a mod.

This is actual content.

Roleplaying.

An RPG system.

Goals, Characters and a Campaign World.

Whoever thinks this isn't /tg/ has severe mental damage.

>>10379019
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of imagedumps, troll threads and unrelated content.

>>10379058
>severe mental damage

Coincidentally, I'm pretty sure that the Crazy Eight are aptly named.

>>10379017
>>10379019

>>10379055
>>10379057
>>10379058
>>10379062

GENTLEMEN, DO NOT SHOUT.

JUST REPORT THEM FOR RULES VIOLATION. ABUSING REPORT FUNCTION IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE.

>>10378949
>my fucking face

>>10379062
The janitorial staff works on what it's allowed to. "unrelated content" is chosen from Up High, not from that level. Imagedumps are always acceptable on an image board.

This is bullshit, it was just getting good too.

And this after we got the janitor's OK the other night.

This is why we can't have nice things,

well, fuck
bye /tg/

>>10379017
>>10379019

Keep trolling, my little chunks of XP. On a related note-What the Weasel christ? One of the good quests and HE gets banned? What a load...

Alright.

Alright, fuck this shit.

I game in like two threads ago, but this shit is awesome. We're doing this shit. I'm running it.

Somebody recap me on the entire thing s I know what the fuck you guys mean when you reference non-demonloli shit.

Does anybody know how long the ban is for?

As these faggots just admitted, they attacked the thread by reporting it as "spam." Given how much spam we sometimes get, it's clear a mod hit B& reflexively, since sometimes there's too much of it to check individually every single time.

This represents a singularly most offensive abuse of the report system.

REPORT THESE POSTS:

>>10379017
>>10379019

for abuse of the Report function.

>>10379118
It's less that they mind quests, they just can't stand us liking them

>>10379001
someone mashed the spam button mod saw name fagging with anime girls and went "Guess he's right"

>>10379127

Fuck off.

Goshujin runs or nothing.

To all of the people bitching about the report function/janitor's OK:
>>10379086

>>10379127
read the sup /tg/ archives

>>10379127

No. Either Goshujin-Sama runs it, or nothing. Sorry, but someone else jumping in right now will only make things worse.

>>10379096
>>10379109
>>10379115

Gentlemen, please see

>>10379129

>they attacked the thread by reporting it as "spam." Given how much spam we sometimes get, it's clear a mod hit B& reflexively, since sometimes there's too much of it to check individually

Maid Quest is just fine with janitors and such; witness how many quest threads are on /tg/ any given day. They're not gonna start singing people out.

Report the assholes for Rules Violation, thank you.

>>10379147
bugger that. We're getting this done TONIGHT, not next week.

>>10379128
i sent him a twitter asking but im new and he may not have gotten it, or he is not checking twitter atm... did anyone archive?

>>10379151
I second this a lot.
WE NEVER EVEN GOT OUT OF DISNEY
man, this was the worst arc of the quest yet...
I was waiting for it to get better

>>10379160

Yeah... no.

>>10379160
No. You're a faggot. Goshujin-Sama or nothing. Please leave.

>>10379159
I'm one of the ones who claimed to report
> trollface.jpg
By reporting me, you're abusing it; I didn't do a thing.

>>10379160
wow, you must read slowly

>>10379127
Damn man, I appreciate it but we're on like 30-40 threads now, and he's got the best way to do it. We'll let G-Sama handle this quest when he gets back. Feel free to make something new though, that'd be awesome.

>>10379160
From Twitter

Relay this: "As Alicia falls asleep in your arms, you see her eyes close and her breathing becomes regular. In the dim light, you realize

that despite her age and power. . . she really is just a child. A lonely, scared one, at that. And with that thought in your mind.

Last part of previous thread was cut when it was archived. Can someone fix?

>>10379129
Delicious Irony. Nothing less for trolling gents like ourselves.

Goshujin has an update from Twitter.

>Relay this: "As Alicia falls asleep in your arms, you see her eyes close and her breathing becomes regular. In the dim light, you realize that despite her age and power. . . she really is just a child. A lonely, scared one, at that. And with that thought in your mind. you fall asleep." END OF THREAD.

>>10379127
I admire your spirit, but stepping into the shoes of a great GM when we believe his absence to be only temporary is somewhat inappropriate.

If you really want to run something, perhaps a one-shot minigame or something. A "Meanwhile, back at the mansion..." scene might work, or perhaps "Meanwhile, in hell..."

>>10379160
Just don't. It's not your quest.

Relay this: "As Alicia falls asleep in your arms, you see her eyes close and her breathing becomes regular. In the dim light, you realizethat despite her age and power. . . she really is just a child. A lonely, scared one, at that. And with that thought in your mind. You fall asleep." END OF THREAD.

>>10379160

There's no point in doing it if someone else is just making shit up. You don't have access to his notes or the plot, and you don't seem to know mch past the last few threads. You're just making things worse.

From twitter:

Re: the ban: it's apparently until 6-10-10, which kinda sucks. Also, cannot be appealed as it's 24 hours only

rolled 6 = 6

Everyone! Goshujin-Sama speaks from the land of twitter! Relay this: "As Alicia falls asleep in your arms, you see her eyes close and her breathing becomes regular. In the dim light, you realize that despite her age and power. . . she really is just a child. A lonely, scared one, at that. And with that thought in your mind you fall asleep." END OF THREAD.

Ban is only 24 hours

>>10379160

A little bird is saying something on twitter....

As Alicia falls asleep in your arms, you see her eyes close and her breathing becomes regular. In the dim light, you realize hat despite her age and power. . . she really is just a child. A lonely, scared one, at that. And with that thought in your mind, you fall asleep."

END OF THREAD.

>ban is for 24 hours.

>relayed via twitter.

>>10379173
>says that he did it
>lolol I didn't actually

try that with the cops next time
please

"As Alicia falls asleep in your arms, you see her eyes close and her breathing becomes regular. In the dim light, you realize that despite her age and power. . . she really is just a child. A lonely, scared one, at that. And with that thought in your mind. You fall asleep."

From the G man himself

So, uh, looks like /b/ is in to visit.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say this is not a good thing. >:P

I propose that next time we can spend XP, we blow some on raising our Affection. If we can, we max it.

And a bit more Luck wouldn't hurt either.

>>10379173

pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

>>10379212
aah
closure

Right folks, we got the thread ending from twitter.

Remember report these two guys
>>10379017
>>10379019

Email moot if you have the time.

>>10379173
>Rule 3.Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls

you're still breaking the rules

OH MY GAWD! Goshujin-Sama! dont be discouraged! fuck those trolls, they're just cuntnuggets.

DON'T GIVE UP GOSHUJIN, THE HATERS MUST NOT WIN
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT

>>10379127
Fa/tg/uy inherits a shitty beach house, a huge fortune, an awesome butler (Reginald) and his maid daughter (Samantha), and a demonic contract involving your soul and sex with maids.

Then the maid hires a trap, Kat(harine), who everyone loves. Then she hires Alicia and Felicia, who turn out to be the contracted demon and her familiar. The demon kills you. You go to hell.

Then you troll your way out of hell and your contract, and enslave Alicia to you via the power of LAW. You recover a paladin, Jehanne, and TrollHammer 40k FemMarine Carmine. Felicia joins you cause she's a horny kitty. Speaking of which, you have sex with her.

Then you hire a science officer (Koyomi) to inspect the alien sphere you discovered in the back of the alien's van where Samantha got molested by aliens (at your prodding [prod, lol]) at an earlier date. You proceed to have sex with said science officer while she's distracted with glorious Xenotechnology.

to be continued?

So I guess we're going with the "slow and gentle" approach with Alicia?

We still set up for OPERATION TSUNDEREGASM?

>>10379274
You're a bunch of grown men masturbating to another grown man write porn about a little girl.

You need fucking help let this shit die for the good of your own mental health if not for this board.

>>10379290

...er, no. So far, we've only had sex with other consenting adults. We haven't fucked the loli.

>>10379287
We're just finishing day one of a three day trip with just her.
Early today Walt Disney himself claimed she was enjoying herself more than she ever did as a Queen of Lust.

Oh yeah, we're ready for Tsundere-gasm.

Goshujin-Sama! Maid quest isn't pure fail! the players all love it and thats all that matters, you have more players than any quest ive ever seen, and ive seen a shitload. and the "Fan thread" was just some fans trying to get drawfaggotry up in here i think.

>>10379302
Also, our character is only 19. And who the hell knows what age Alicia really is, given that her mental, biological and chronological ages all seem to be rather different.

>>10379290
first of all there is no loli porn so fuck off.
Second of all its called hiding the thread so fuck off.
Third of all, PnP RPGs are traditional games, so fuck off.

>>10379325

Technically, she's about a hundred years old, if we take the coney-island thing at pre-daemonhood face value.

>>10379302
If Goshujin-Sama hadn't been banned, we'd be well on our way to banging...the...

Theory, fa/tg/uys. Moot reads Maid Quest, and wanted to head off our sexing the loli before it happened!

>>10379290
Cool assumption bro.
Goshujin said two threads ago that he doesn't even like writing the smut. The quest is more about ridiculous shit like having lunch with Walt Disney's zombie and trolling demons in hell. It's all for shits and giggles and you're raising a big stink over it

One thing: next thread, I think we should temporarily leave our protagonist and Alicia behind and take control of somebody else back at the mansion so we can see what's going on while we're away.

I nominate Felicia, because she has the least personality for us to have to behave in line with.

>>10379290
>loli
>mental health
>HAY LOOK EVERYBODY I'M A MORALFAG HURR HURR
You know /b/ grew out of that shit years ago.

>>10379344
>>10379347
but we weren't even going for smut. i was actually interested in the characters, and we just wanted to cuddle/tell Alicia everything will be okay. Goshujin-Sama is a fantastic writer we just have all these trolls because its based off the maid RPG and because there was a little smut...

>>10379348

Oh hell yeah. Have Felicia watching in amusment as Jehanne goes slowly insane from the lack of orgasms.

Twitter update from Goshujin-Sama: After a good hard slug of Jack and a little rage, I've decided "fuck it." The story will continue somehow.

>>10379361
Why does one have to be a moralfag to not want to connect 'sex' in the main character's (and our own) mind with 'small children?

E-mailed Moot with a brief heads up. Didn't bitch or whine, just pointed out that if two faggots can abuse "Report ---> spam" in this way, more will soon follow.

>>10379285
"I'm rich, and I need a yacht." So you quest for one. And find one. Except a giant squid is in possession of it. As a ploy, you trick it into tentacle-groping bro-trap Kat, which displeases both parties involved. Moreso since Kat nearly dies. You knifefuck that cunting squid and make that boat yours.

Katharine is struck by the incurable diseases known as Mental-trauma-brought-on-by-rejection-from-a-tentacle-monster-and-near-death-experience-itis and Lovesickness, and feels like ass because that would make him a homo-tranny, which makes both you and him feel uncomfortable. That, and he almost died. Alicia attempts to fix this (forced by contract) by magically making your bro into a non-tranny and stealing his love away. Many angers were had.

TOGETHER THEY FIGHT DEPRESSION

>>10379377
oh god now he wants to kill us... oh the humanity

>>10379380
It's already happening. I've been banned previously (not that it mattered, thank you dynamic IP) for spam because I posted in an on-topic thread that a few vocal dipshits didn't like.

>>10379396
In the quest? Because that won't be new.

Nice Princess Bride reference.

>>10379380
Honestly I doubt moot will give a care. 'Quest' threads are quite honestly not /tg/ material, they belong on /lit/ or something.

>>10379407
i could only assume so but im tired of dying, we still need to train to kick reg's ass, and we need to improve our relationship with felicia because she's borderline neutral. we dont have time for hell AGAIN

You know he's more than doubled the amounts of tweets he's made on that account in the past five hours from what he's had during the past couple weeks.

>>10379420
this is more /tg/ than half the shit on this board

>>10379421
This sounds suspiciously like something we could do at the same time. How good is Felicia at fighting?

If BAD Then "Train alongside us, young one, and learn!" + quality time in showers.
If GOOD Then "Teach me, feline master!" + quality time in showers.

Remember, gentlemen, e-mail moot at moot@4hcan.org. To hell with the quest; if two assholes can abuse the report function in that way, more are SURE to follow. Administration needs to nip this in the bud, or we'll lose quick anti-spam action as trust in the report system deteriorates.

Also; OP is cockblocked, and within minutes people are talking about running spin-off quests and shit. This thread will probably go to 300 replies with Maid-quest related discussion. Yesterday an impromptu meta-discussion thread happened.

Yeah, this quest ain't going anywhere.

>>10379420
explain to me how roleplaying isn't /tg/ related

>>10379404

Then I suggest you e-mail Moot and mention that. Some people need to start getting lengthy bans for abusing the report system.

>>10379381
Side effect of stealing something, is that something becomes the property of the thief. Alicia gains a seed of love. Anon decides to capitalize on this.

Oh yeah, while you were in hell, Jehanne admitted that she became a paladin because she's a total nympho. Of course. So, around this point, you convince her to switch gods from Bahamut to the Goddess of Love Whose Name Escapes Me Right Now.
"Hey, finishing with that alien sphere, need a cyclotron lol." And thusly Black Mesa makes a house call to help Koyomi. And by "help Koyomi" I actually mean cause trouble. I don't remember this part of the quest well because I didn't like it that much. However, Carmine gains a Commissar outfit as Goshujin-Sama attempts to flesh her out better. It doesn't take that well, and verily, He was frustrated.

>>10379420
Except they are. Janitor agrees, so go bother him if you disagree.

rolled 1, 1 + 3 = 5

>>10379442

Explain? These idiots honestly think that GAEMS are banned on a board that has A FUCKING DICE ROLLER FUNCTION. Don't waste your breath.

>>10379466
dice don't work on the other boards?

>>10379438
The report system is broken purely because people operate it with thousands of troll smashing report on any little thing. You have a pipe dream of fixing this at all without full removal, and no one wants full removal.

>>10379474
None that I'm aware.

>>10379474
nope just here

>>10379459
We won the outfit as loot from that adventure and gave it to her, but we haven't actually interacted with Carmine since then.

I'm hoping we can sort that out after we fix up Kat.

>>10379475
Then maybe the mods should actually do their fucking job properly.

>>10379482
i did not know that, though i also have never had a need/desire to test it either

>>10379474

No. Otherwise /b/ wouldn't roll with the end of the post number, would they?

>>10379459
> Oh yeah, while you were in hell, Jehanne admitted that she became a paladin because she's a total nympho

Expand on this logic.

>>10379491
only other place I've seen it work is tgchan, and they hardly ever use it

>>10379420
If they wanted to remove Quest threads and the like from /tg/ they would have done so already. The life span of similar activities on any other board has been about a week or so before corrective actions take place.

>>10379491
Some boards are, to an extent, differentiated by their functions. /tg/ has dice-rolling but no spoiler tags, /sci/ I believe has some special functions, noko doesn't work on /f/ etc.

>>10379459
Chapter XVII: In Which Pooh Attempts to Fix Katharine's Love Issue
So he goes to hell in a handbasket with Alicia to get a burst of power so she can undo her fuck-up. Problem is, she's a weak former Queen with a lot of angry demons after her head. She goes there with MC, and attempts to do a heroic sacrifice. But we're the main character, WE'RE the ones who do the heroic sacrificing around here. And thusly we do. And go to hell again.

Problem is, Alicia kicks it right after, nullifying the whole thing. Anon gets mad, until we realize that with our body, the invading demons could have been all MUDOON, RECARM, MUDOON, RECARM for as long as they wanted. So she threw herself in there to give a better target. And so they raped and brutalized her instead (Fun fact: She regained her hymen when she lost her powers before, because she changed to a little girl body). IT IS AROUND THIS POINT THAT YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY A SORCEROR. You troll your way out of captivity again, then take off on a bat out of hell to the mansion.

[INSERT EPIC BATTLE SCENE HERE]

E-mailed Moot. You guys do it too. Two sentences describing what happened. Quick, easy, and best, since short and sweet is what a guy with that much e-mail desires.

>>10379514
I went to /sci/ when they introduced those functions. It was fucking hilarious, they math-zalgo'ed up the entire board.

>>10379584
What can they do that's so awesome?

rolled 14156930, 28440257, 714108, 54526025, 4605764, 10270326, 46985407, 64933743, 48180614, 67036383, 54994364, 37804141, 27063451, 18917410, 29442409, 31584299, 62599656, 937537, 488870, 2566849, 55274614, 20108792, 59371686, 14739266, 18780850 = 774523751

>>10379584

If you push the integers high enough, our own dice rolling function can get a bit lulzy as well.

rolled 5231289334129542145, 3819458269746974209, 390828132862225153, 2885903822025284097, 4599584714509547009, 5247225966071709697, 5219810181995853825, 3403421881375834113, 2751949045807122945, 14623224502429367, 3331564854830503425, 512482010992243905, 1607358037261292289, 3827924418263137281, 5060071012238040065, 4796063072979449857, 461510140448808641, 2794464290142059521, 2601812918437644801, 1395440698834136065, 1144720515003427841, 411643121391534785, 3105980256805196289, 5265661499463021569, 4655730986036360193 = 7.4536522406153E+19

>>10379629

By which I mean, I've seen it displayed in scientific notation.

>>10379584
*laugh* give a nerd a shiny new toy, the first thing he does is use the fuck out of it, the next thing he does is find a way to break it, and the 3rd thing is to construct a rube goldberg like machine that produces trolling, by use of that toy somewhere.

Anyway, moot hasn't actually told me what to delete and what not to delete here, so I've mostly just been deleting Anonspam and NSFW stuff.
By the way: You have the green light for smuttiness with your demoness, given that she's not ACTUALLY underage. But no explicit pictures. Okay?

>>10379646
>>10379656
I do believe that's my cue to get to work, gents.

He got banned because it was obviously slowly descending into CP writefaggotry. Complain all you want, noone will care. Go to tgchan if you give a shit about quests so much.

Of all the quest threads out there this is the one most in need of being ruined.

Good job, chaps.

>>10379501
SEX IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR WANTING IT. NOW GO KILL SOME DEMONS IN HELL FOR ME.

>>10379571
After the most INCREDIBLE BATTLE EVER, you awaken in your room to discover that Samantha is an insane bisexual sadistic dominatrix. Yes, that Samantha, the mild-mannered, slightly quirky daughter Normally, you would find this awesome and bone her, but again, she is the daughter of the scariest man in the world. And you promised to beat her dad in 1 on 1 combat before you can marry her anyway. So you settle for magically making her your sub and giving her orgasms via direct stimulation of the womb.

Then you go to Disneyland.

Then WAIT A MINUTE I FORGOT TO MENTION THE BUTLER THIS ENTIRE STREAM OF POSTS. Suffice to say, he is made of "Here's your tea sir," and "Oh dear, I do believe you stepped on that landmine I placed there so that you may step on it. Terribly sorry." Do not fuck with him.

>>10379664
See>>10379646

WHAT NOW, TROLL?

>>10379621
Bizarre emotes, infinitely stacked exponents, and somehow they got a line of symbols to extend up and down far beyond it's own post, even when it showed up on the front page you couldn't see the top or bottom of it.

>>10379666
are you the Devil? Also, agree, this was, by far, the quest that appealed to the lowest common denominator of 4chan:weeaboo pedophiles.

>>10379646

GREAT VICTORY!

>>10379668
As for Disneyland, that would be the currently linked stream of threads that occurred today.

>You have the green light for smuttiness with your demoness, given that she's not ACTUALLY underage.
That means you've read enough of this thread to actually pick up on this.
And this pleases me.

>>10379671
Right, cause that guy is TOTALLY the real Janitor.You can tell /tg/ has a dedicated Janitor by how well moderated it is, the lack of /b/ and /v threads etc.
That's sarcasm by the way.

>>10379662
You're doing a swell job. *cough*

Oh, shutup. The entirety of 4chan is weeaboo pedophiles. Out of all the websites to complain about weeaboo pedophiles on, you picked the ONE that doesn't give a fuck. Congratulations! You're retarded.

Hey to those fighting the good fight:Goshu is now writing erotica about children on his Twitter, report there as well.

>>10379646
>>10379662
You are awesome, sir.
Carry on.

>>10379646

>But no explicit pictures. Okay?

When Goshujin-Sama posts a fap scene, he actually accompanies it with an "innocuous picture time!"

>>10379701

Actually, I noticed that we have a fuckload less spam/troll threads ever since this Janitor showed up in the last Maid Quest thread the other night. The least we've had since pre-summer, in fact.

>>10379747
He's eh?
Alicia smut?
Be right there.

>>10379747

>implying you even know where the twitter is

>>10379747
You lie! There is no alicia smut here. :(

>>10379747
some how i doubt that as his last twitter said he was going to bed

I have a delivery for this thread, will one of you guys sign for it?
I am pretty sure this is the right address.

>>10379761
How do we even know if this guy really is a Janitor? They're not supposed to tell people how to govern themselves (Mod's duties, lol), or even tell people that they're a Janitor.

>>10379761
Unfortunately, BANNING people is beyond janitor powers, which is what needs to happen that little fuckstain Kimmo and his army of motherfucking spambots.

>>10379285
>>10379381
>>10379459
>>10379571
>>10379668
>>10379692
And this is the Abridged History of MaidQuest.

>>10379788
Nah, another box of the stuff showed up earlier; there must have been a double delivery.

>>10379789

moot apparently asked him to make himself known, so that we wouldn't give up hope and spam his inbox.

>>10379803
Kimmo is a bad joke, and if you let his bots and spam get to you, that means he's winning. Also, banning doesn't work; he just changes the proxy address of his bots.

Phrase/character banning worked for a while though.

>>10379788
I believe that is /jp/'s shipment, they are always ordering more.

>>10379803

They CAN delete posts and request bans, though, and a request from a janitor carries more weight.

>>10379830
How is that apparent? Any proof besides his post?
Man, you guys are pretty naive..janitors are not even supposed to ever post here, they can lose their position for that.
In fact, report that post, probably a troll.

>>10379840
yes but that has messed up some legit posts

>>10379788

>>10379830
Makes enough sense to me. In that case, Mr. Janitor, I have a question.

/tg/'s rather well known for its relaxed position on light nudity. What's your take on this?

>>10379863
>>10379863

>janitors are not even supposed to ever post here, they can lose their position for that

... you have some things to learn about 4chan, yet.

>>10379894

he's already stated that "anything with a dick" is classified as explicit to him.

>>10379840
Someone really needs to find that asshole and just hit him in the face repeatedly.

>>10379915
so /e/ is ok?
schweet

>If you believe an error has been made, or you are being mistakenly affected by a ban meant for somebody else, contact a moderator on IRC at #4chan @ Rizon. Moderators are channel ops (@) and half-ops (%).

Somebody should point this out to Goushin-Sama next time, it could lead to a quicker resolution.

>>10379916
He's in Sweden. your wishes are contingent on Swedish bravery. His addy was discovered long ago, and some anon went to the house, but was easily discouraged by the simple tactic of not answering the door.
His dox are on ED if you'd like to go deal with him personally.

>>10379953
>he's in sweden
>i'n in sweden
brb ED tiem

>>10379947
Nah, just wait out a 24-hour ban. I've been to the IRC channel. It is full of FUCK OFF WE DON'T LIKE YOU kneejerking fagheads and trolls, and that's when it's even active.

>>10380000

Yes, I assumed as much. Of course, that is for

>next time

Which might be longer then 24 hours.

But honestly? If that happens and official channels remain useless, he'll probably just evade the ban. If the mods hang us out to dry, the rules mean nothing anyway. But I don't think they will.

FUCK! And what a time for this bullshit to happen. We are at one of the most emotional scenes in the quest.

I have what amounts to emotional blue balls right now.

>>10381086
Nah, that'll be the scene at the end of Disneyworld where we tell Alicia that we gave the locket with Kat's ♥ in it to Reginald and she's just going all deredere on us by herself.

TROLLIN' TROLLIN'

>>10381086
>We are at one of the most emotional scenes in the quest.


Aaw. Now ain't that fucking precious.