Is that from Iron Sky?

worst quest ever

downrated as hell on suptg

Drone designation 003:
Following equipped:
Female Body.
Enhanced cognition.
Light-Quad based locomotion.
Emergency Measures.
Engineering programming.
Close combat programming.
Monofilamint Blade.
System cracker.

Equality Awaiting command.

>>10368814
Iron Sky?
>>10368846
Check the archives for where it is from.
Posting links now
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10329785/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10340714/

>>10368912

still sucks ass

>>10368929
So make it not suck.

Whats our current situation and objectives?

>>10368963
Main Objective: None.
Secondary Objective: Fix derelict vessel.
Situation: You are on a Derelict vessel. One hostile has been found. Remains Un-neutralized. 1 Survivor. 24 Casualties. 4 Recon Drones. 1 is patrolling the ship. 3 are currently on your person. 1 Drone is brewing and will be finished in cargo bay 001 at end of the day.

Awaiting commands.

>>10369059
Current location from nearest CIN outpost: Unknown
Coordinates: 999999:999999:999999

'Sup Cypher?

>>10369112
How you doing Girder?

>>10369059
Is 003 ready, yet?

>>10369121
Pretty good, got plenty of sleep last night.

>>10369059
Does the ship have any defensive systems?
Try to get them online.

In fact, go to the bridge. See if we can do anything from there.

>>10369146
Equality has a command module, which means that the only thing useful on the bridge is the corpses.
>>10369135
003 has 1 more day to go until it is fixed.

>>10369146
Roll 1d100 to check for onboard defenses. ((>70: yes. <70 yes, but they are disabled. <30 no.))
Roll 1d100, if succesful, to activate.

>>10369174
Okay, are we in the repair bay, yet?

Have we installed the command module?

Once we do that we need to replace the remote drone we lost. Also send another one to scout out the deck where we found movement.

Do we remember if there's anything of note on that deck?

>>10369234
Yes.
Yes.
Done. Current drone count: 2 scouting. 2 on body.
Roll 1d100.

rolled 30, 98 = 128

>>10369208
Rolling for ship defenses.

>>10369291
No ship defenses on-board the vessel. Apparently it was in its refit Que before the vessel was launched, and it was expected to be refitted at its destination.
It never got there.

rolled 49 = 49

>>10369259
Rolling again.

>>10369259
Wait, a roll of 30 means there are disabled ship defenses...

There is something of note. It is the frigates built-in refinery. It can be used for harvesting asteroids and turning them into useful resources. Two deck above it is the hydroponics garden. When used in conjunction, they produce the resources to build drones. When the refinery is used alone, along with a SIN factory, robots may be built. When the Ponics garden and a LIN factory (Living intelligence network) are used together, clones can be built. Currently, SIN and CIN are at war. SIN is at war with LIN, and LIN and CIN are trading partners.

>>10369437
Oops. Apologies. Yes there are on-board defenses. Most are confined to the cargo bays, and the Airlocks. Few major access points have them. They go off body-heat, so anything organic would get killed. You reactivated, and reprogrammed them to let anything you designate through. Unfortunately they possess no camera's and are Antiquated. They were due to be replaced at the frigates next stop.

>>10369448
Have another remote drone scout the deck where we lost the other one, stealthily.

Also, timeskip one day so we can get 003.

>>10369564
Roll 1d100.
And confirming timeskip?

only two of you is playing, why dont you do it over MSN?

>>10369583
Cause I am hoping to get more people interested.

>>10369600

well please dont, this quest is atrociusly bad and boring

rolled 47 = 47

>>10369575

find enemy
punch its shit

rolled 33 = 33

Right.
The scout drone detected nothing. But he was stealthy.
Drone 003 is finished and awaiting instructions in the Cargo Bay.

whats this quest about anyway?

>>10369698
Its about A drone, built by the people. Currently you are in a derelict ship. I am just here to tell you what happens, with my vague outline of what I want. You are here to dictate Equality and her party.

>>10369754

>I am just here to tell you what happens, with my vague outline of what I want.

> what I want.

railroad quest then

>>10369696
Equality and 002 head over to the cargo bay to pick up 003.

As usual, secure locks on the repair bay and the cargo bay (activate defenses in cargo bay in case of intruders).

From then on head to the area where we lost the drone. (Was that deck 3 or 1?).

Start programming the factory to produce the fourth drone.

>>10369754

you are slowly realizing why no one plays

manually

whatts the status of th e ship?
engines online? if not, repair engines. if so full speed ahead. someone may notice and come help.

>>10369765
Drone 003 added to current party.
Begining construction of Drone 004?
if yes, select Gender Base.

Deck 3. You are on deck 2.
>>10369763
The only railroading I am doing is that I want this ship moving. To land on a nearby planet. Other than that I am going by what people want.

Besides obvious things that the general concencius doesn't want.

Also, standing orders for the combat drones:

002 provides ranges fire support, 003 dedicated to melee. (Obviously.)

Proceed with caution.

How many cameras are on the deck? Access any with the command module.

>>10369816
Select male base.

I'm thinking another independent, skill-centric leader to help us out.

>>10369803
Currently Engines are non-functional.
The controls are functional for the entire ship. Most of the actual systems are non-functional due to ionization blasting. Several portions of the ship have holes in them, and you are unsure of the extent of the damage.

Also, atmospheric integrity is now down to 9%. Based on time it will take to fall, it will reach 5% (harmful) in 10 days.

>>10369833
0 camera's on deck.
>>10369891
Male Base selected.
Select augmentation.
Reflex
Sensor
Enhanced Cognative

>>10369895
can we find a way to activate lifesupport?

>>10369906
Which would be more beneficial to a drone dedicated to repairs? Cognitive or Sensors?

>>10369908
Roll 1d100, add 10.
On a roll of 10 or less, Lifesupport has been manually disabled. 11-90. Lifesupport has been located, and needs a power fix. Restarting the generator in the ship should suffice.
91-110: Life-support is off. Can be turned on at any time.

Currently the Ship is running on Auxillary.
Current battery: 100 days until recharging is neccesary.

Awaiting orders
((Please forgive me if I am mis-spelling things...))

>>10369939
Cognitive allows for 1 more program. This is suggested for engineers.

>>10369895
Dang it. We need this drone to seal the leaks soon. How long would it take for one drone to seal the breaches? Two?

>>10369906
Head to Deck 3. Proceed with caution and sweep the area.

rolled 57 + 10 = 67

>>10369983
Cognitive augment, then.

>>10369958
Rolling.

>>10369985
Each breach would take a minimum of 1 day to fix, but each breach fixed would add 12 hours to the amount of air in the ship.

Roll 1d100.
+10 for caution.
-5 for multiple party members.

rolled 47 + 5 = 52

>>10370036

Now for the legs.
Quadruped legs are a tried and tested means of locomotion that are predominately stable and able to traverse most terrain, but the design is prone to damage to the joints. The joints are easily repairable, however. Bipedal legs are a prototypical variant that so far appears to have some balancing issues, but allow for augments where quadruped legs would have taken up space. Unfortunately, due to lack of mass adoption, there are less facilities available to repair broken bipedal legs. Hovering is an extremely experimental form of locomotion so far proven to be completely unreliable. It is strongly advised that this form of locomotion is not chosen. Caterpillar tracks are less experimental, but may lead to strain upon an body that has not been sufficiently augmented. They would also make dexterous movement nearly impossible.

You find evidence of robotic legs. The design is similar to that of CIN and SIN.

Actions?

Punch Everything.

>>10370052
You find evidence of robotic legs. The design is similar to that of CIN and SIN.

Actions?

>>10370255
Nothing else on that deck?

How many decks are there?

Also, which of the drones we currently have can do minor repairs on the breaches? None?

>>10370122
Would the repairs require more mobility than what quad or bi legs allow for?

I'm thinking bipedal to allow for more augments.

>>10370446
3 decks.
On the deck you are on is mostly just the refinery. Beyond that? Not much of interest. More breaches.
Drone 003 can do minor repairs... but not much.

So Bipedal?
Alright.
Now pick one internal augmentation
Internal augmentations include the following:
Chemical control. While all drones are fitted with devices to regulate and reduce distracting organic drives and desires, chemical control will allow the drone to both act without emotion or induce one if it wishes. This can also work on another drone if the drone is in contact with it.
Metabolic alteration. By effectively using a secondary power source other than intake of foreign digestible material, the drone will not need to eat for months. This does not remove the sensation of hunger, but the flesh is weak and can be ignored.
Regenerative nanomachines. These allow the drone to heal incredibly quickly and is capable of limited repair to external augmentations. The drone will have to consume extra substances in addition to that required for survival to manufacture these nanomachines internally, however.
Emergency measures. In the event of the drone nearing death, this augmentation can be wired together to deliver either a burst of energy that can be used either to destroy nearby threats or a surge of energy to keep the drone alive just a little longer to drag itself to a place to heal or repair itself. Not proven to be reliable.
Reconstructive nanomachines. These nanites can be used in the construction of goods, supplemented with the right materials.

>>10370492
Reconstructive nanomachines.

We'll need them.

Can they use debris to make building/repair materials?

>>10370531
Yes they can.

External augmentations include the following:
Mounted weapon slot. Directly patched into the nervous system of the drone, this slot on the drone can accommodate a variety of weapons. The actual weapon to be used can be selected later. Two options: dorsal and ventral. Or, if the lexicon files you possess do not include these words, back and front.
Fine manipulators. Attached to the drone, these foldaway arms come with hands that are more than practical for anything requiring manual dexterity. These can also be installed ventrally or dorsally.
Accelerator jets. These allow the drone to move and act incredibly fast. There may be slight side effects associated with high speed, though, such as a reduced ability to stop.
Epidermal camouflage. These highly specific nanomachines allow the drone to blend into its surroundings, including its augmentations. The charge is limited, however, and can be detected by very keen-eyed foes.
Tractor Beam Graspers. These advanced graspers are currently in prototype stage, and are advised against selection.
Vacuum Suit. Protects the drone equipped from the harmful effects of vacuum. Grants a day of extra life-support.

Select Three.

>>10370492
Also, search the other decks.

>>10370582
Hmm...given the nature of the repair work I'd say the vacuum suit would be best.

>>10370613
Two more.

And roll for your searching.

>>10370621
1d100?

>>10370641
As always.

rolled 49 = 49

>>10370647
Rolling for search and destroy.

>>10370667
Alright. The Ponics garden is safe. Nothing has been disturbed there.
Two machine-shops have been found, for the fabrication of jury-rigged parts.
1 compartment found. Apparently the drones here were also somewhat of smugglers. It is code locked, and you don't have the code for it.

>>10370730
Search for traps or other hazards.

Force open with either 002's cutting torch or 003's monofilament blade.

Whichever one's safer. I'd think the blade would probably be best so as not to set off any volatile materials.

>>10370788
Roll 1d100 for traps.
Roll 1d100 for opening the secret compartment.
+10 if using blowtorch. may set off or destroy equipment inside.
+0 if blade. Will not set off explosives, nor destroy equipment.

rolled 81, 90 = 171

>>10370818
Using the blade.

>>10370834

No traps found. Compartment opened to reveal:
2 Data-cubes.
1 Remote drone.
1 Crystalline blade.
1 Remote Combat drone using a Magnetic Accelerator Cannon.
1 Remote Shield Drone.

Awaiting orders.

>>10370867
Yessssss....

>2 Data-cubes.
Analyze.

>1 Remote drone.
Can we attach it to ourselves right now?

>1 Crystalline blade.
Analysis.

>1 Remote Combat drone using a Magnetic Accelerator Cannon.
>1 Remote Shield Drone.
Can these also be activated and attached?

>>10370919
After which, check hydroponics, then the machine shops.

>2 Data-cubes.
One of them holds a hack. You don't know what it does.
The other is ecrypted. It appears to hold the CIN database.

>1 Remote drone.
Equipped.

>1 Remote Combat drone using a Magnetic Accelerator Cannon.
>1 Remote Shield Drone.
Attached and activated.

>Crystalline blade
Appears pinkish in color. Seems to hum, even though it is silent. As sharp as the mono-fillament blade.

>>10370937
Hydroponics Garden:
Stander Ponics garden. Contains the needed plantlife to produce more clones. Currently the damaged atmoshpere is damaging some of them, and others are thriving.
Food is also contained. Equality feels a little hungry looking at them.

The Machine shop's contain mostly archaic weaponry. Seems like somebody had a hobby.

>>10370962
Wait, which side are we on? SIN, CIN, or LIN?

>>10371014
CIN.
Or at least, thats who made you.
You may consider yourself a rouge faction if you so choose.

>>10370962
Can 003 use the crystalline blade? Can she store it?

I'm thinking we might want to attach it to another drone in case we get the chance to build a fifth one.

>>10371010
Have something to eat. That goes for all of us.

What type of archaic weapons? Would they be of any use to us? Against possible mechanical hostiles, that is.

>>10371028
Do we have the ability to de-crypt the data on the cube?

>>10371074
Yes, she can both utilize it and store it.

Everybody feels a little bit better from the food.

The archaic weaponry are pretty much useless.
>>10371096
Yes you can try. 1d100.

rolled 38 = 38

>>10371312

>>10371374
Alright, the Decryption was a failure. It didn't lock it up, but you didn't unlock it either.

After the attempt we should see to the engine room and check if we can get the engines online.

>>10371423
Alright. Roll a 1d100. Engine room is on deck 2.
It opens with your password. It appears to be on cold-freeze, and you are going to need to do about a day's worth of maintenance to fix it.

>>10371396
Keep it stored. We may want to check on it later.

For now we continue on search and look for damage we can repair. Otherwise, secure locks on the hydroponics bay and the machine shops, then head on over to the bridge to check things out again. Double-check systems and see what needs fixing, besides the hull breaches.

By the way, what can we make in the machine shops, exactly?

rolled 67 = 67

>>10371465

Alright. You notice more scraping, something hisses and fizzes. Your Remote Combat Drone fires a shot, and your Remote shield drone throws up a shield. Standing in front of you is a hulking beast of machinery, with a really big gun pointed at you.

What do you do?

>>10371574
Dodge its aim!

Have 002 and 003 move to its opposite flanks. 003 attempts to use its system cracker on it as she goes up close to attack it in melee, 002 fires on it and provides fire support to 003, we use out superior mobility to provide a distraction. Launch all non-combat drones to provide further distractions to the enemy.

rolled 2, 67, 63, 39, 75 = 246

>>10371778
Roll dice. 5d100.

rolled 47, 74, 40, 53, 13 = 227

>>10371820

rolled 61, 35, 9, 47, 69 = 221

Your Prototype hover allows you to spring off to the side as the robot pumps round after round at you, While 003 sneaks in with the codecracker, giving you a much needed break from his firing. 002 fires upon it all the while, scoring it black around the edges of a couple of armored plates while continuing to move. After the robot regains its control back, 003 is shoved aside and the Robot completely ignores your sensor drones to keep firing upon Equality. He switches targets to 002 and 003 anytime they get to close, forcing both of them to back off. Since 002's weaponry is almost ineffective, he is forced to aim that much more, and 003 can do almost nothing as she has no long range weapons to speak of, nor the programming to do so.

>>10371958
Continue dodging.

Have the remote combat drone attempt to attack the enemy from an angle where it can't see it. The shield drone sticks with us.

Meanwhile, have 003 attempt another system crack and THEN have her rush up behind the monster to attack it from behind.

By the way, what's its means of mobility? Bipedal, quadrupedal, etc?

>>10368776
Stick two of those together and you've got at 70's Cylon BaseStar.

>>10372105
The Blasted thing is Quadraped.

The remote drone slips around and starts blasting away, making the Robot turn and fire upon it. 003 takes this as her chance and slips in with the cracker, and manages to force it to pause long enough to slip the knife into its back. The Robot turns, throwing 003 off of him, only to get blasted in the gouge by the Combat drone, which forces him onto the ground. Everyone takes their chance to fire upon him, and attempts to destroy him.

Roll a 1d2.

>>10372170
Nice. Never would have seen it.

rolled 2 = 2

>>10372229
If this doesn't take it down, have 003 attempt to destroy one or two of its legs. Let's see it move around after THAT.

>>10372348
The continued fire pouring into it is enough to make it crack and explode, sending white hot shrapnel spinning in every direction. One of the many wires coursing around gets cut, and the ship rocks a little from one of the systems getting overloaded and short-circuited. The Robot is dead.

This is as good a stopping point as any...
Tomorrow I am out, as I have a wrestling meet. Thursday I could do this again, at 19:00 4chan time...

By the way, did we ever recover that lost drone?

I want to know of the damage on it matches the weapon on this thing.

Also, how many drone factories are there on the ship? Just ours? If there are any other we'll want to investigate it later.

>>10372432
FUUUUUUU-
>Missed second quest.
>Came on as third ends.

Sorry equality, i'll try to be there next time.

>>10372432
Okay. See you then, man.

By the way:

Make sure the deck is clear of any other hostiles.

Then check out the enemy wreck, salvage any memory units/things that can give us a clue as to its identity.The rest, we use for the scrap we need to make repairs.

Repair the minor damage to the ship's wiring.

>>10372493
Sorry bout that. Its 1900 4chan time on thursday for the next time though...
>>10372437
Lost drone?

And one Drone factory. the other two cargo bay's are unkown at this time.
>>10372503
Alright, add that to secondary goals for next time. See ya Girder