Kill self and end this shitty quest series once and for all.

Read book of names.

Kick ass with new army.

>>10217337

+10 XP bonus for a troll! :3

New XP total is 40.

Put out the fire, fight the demons, seal the gate, in that order.

Duh.

>>10217324
Scream your battlecry of "For the morning glories!" as you charge the foremost demon and stab it in the face with your new sword

hopefully the strange battlecry will give you the element of surprise

>>10217349
All right, word of warning. If you read the Book of Names, you will gain a demon army.

However, this will. . . displease. . . some of your compatriots. Including the Paladin currently fighting next to you. Also, Sister Carmine will be less than happy at you going all Radical Inquisitor and consorting with Warp Entities.

Confirm?

>>10217384
deny

>>10217356
We get XP for trolling now?!

THIS RP IS THE WORST QUEST I'VE EVER BEEN ON!

>>10217384
no
give to Alicia after portal is sealed

>>10217384
Deny. What weapons do we have again?

I can only assume that since we died again we lost our AA-12.

>>10217393
we've always gotten xp for the first troll of the evening

>>10217384
N

N forever.

>>10217384
No using the book, we can get through this on our own.

>>10217403

You are currently carrying a Fellblade. The black sword screams with the voices of ten billion damned souls, and the images of the faces of the wretched condemned appear and disappear on its mirrored surface.

>>10217384
As >>10217349, I have to say deny, no matter how much it pains me.

Give book to Alicia, so she may have Demon army.

Continue blitzkrieg towards hell-portal. Use spot healing to make sure everyone gets there in one piece.

>>10217429
i'm thinking we shouldn't store that is our arse....

>>10217429
better than no weapon

we can give it to jehanne to cleanse after we've driven the demons out

for now, more with the stabby stabby

>>10217429

Is it corrupting us?

If not, kick ass with it. If so... give it to alicia and summon a gun.

>>10217429
>The black sword screams with the voices of ten billion damned souls
And this isn't disconcerting to our paladin friend how?

I mean, I'm all for letting the physical embodiment of the souls of the damned help us kill their tormentors - seems like poetic justice at its finest, honestly - but I'd imagine she would probably object at the start of things.

. . . I have a confession to make. I was all ready to run an awesome battle sequence, but. . . well. It's late, I'm tired, I'm bored of this. . . so let's just skip to the goddamn end.

As you run into the room, the camera freeze-frames.

When it fades back in, you and the three girls are sitting on the ground in your bedroom and the portal is closed. "That was the most epic battle ever," Alicia says, still stunned.

"Verily," Jehanne sighs, exhausted.

----
10 XP for GM copout. New total is 50.

>>10217438
Don't use the book. Just use the sword.

Fight off demons with Carmine and Jehanne while Alicia seals the gate.

>>10217486
... Or we could do that. That works, too.

Hug the girls (including Carmine), then ask to speak with Alicia in private.

Oh, and putting some clothes on might help.

>>10217486

Verily.

*sunglasses*

>>10217486
Gather everyone for breakfast in the ruins of the dining room. Have a nice meal and wait for the house to repair itself.

>>10217486
have reginald clear the mansion

"well, our job is done, what say we catch a nap?"

pull the girls onto the remains of your bed and pass out with them to either side

>>10217507

We have clothes.

>>10217486
So i'm thinking 'Let's take the rest of the day off and do some R&R on the boat, start fixing the house tomorrow'

>>10217522
This.

>>10217512

>>10217530

By which we mean "Wait for the robots to fix the house"

Why did everybody suddenly forget about Disneyland?

>>10217560
no, but we still have yet to book the trip, nevermind having the time to go right away, that's a mid term plan (meaning the next couple of days) we're still working on immediate stuff

"Okay, everyone gets time off to rest and recuperate. I'm going to pass out here on the bed, anyone who can fit on is welcome to join."

All right, fuck it. I need someone to roll 2d6

rolled 3, 5 = 8

>>10217593

>>10217603
i feel so ronery now

>>10217681
You killed the thread.

Fag.

>>10217603
Thank you.

>>10217583
>>10217530
>>10217522

Long story short, you pass out after the exhausting battle.

-----
You wake up. It is now Day 15 of 30. You are not in your bedroom.

You realize that you are in your room in the yacht.

Felicia is curled up in your bed looking up at you with a look of concern in her big yellow eyes. "Nyuuu. . . she pouts, pawing at the bandages around your arm.

>>10217691
>>10217681
>>10217603

Thundercats, ho!

>>10217691
now i am sad

i shall make myself less sad through liberal use of dildos

>>10217702
give her a kiss, let her do what she wants

>>10217721
What this anon says, but make sure it's a kiss on the nose. That'd be adorable.

>>10217702

Rub her ears. "You okay? Didn't get hurt too bad this time?"

>>10217702
Reach for the lube.

Engage in vigorous anal sex to cheer her up.

>>10217738

Awwww.

>>10217702
Scratch behind ears & inspect arm.

Rub her cheeks. Cats love that.

>>10217721
>>10217735
>>10217742

You give Felicia a kiss on the nose as she comes up into your bed. "You okay?" you ask. "Not too hurt?"

"Actually, she wasn't around at all, during the fight," a voice says. Looking up, you see Samantha walking into the room, smiling at you and your catgirl. "She disappeared and ran away. Not too surprising, I suppose, there wasn't too much she could do. But she was quick to come back once it was over. We found her worrying over you in your bedroom, after the portal was sealed up."

>>10217785
"That's good, I suppose. So, how are you? Have you gotten enough rest? No mortal wounds to worry about?"

>>10217785
"Are you fine? I know I promised to be there and to protect you, but dying put a damper on that plan. Sorry about that."

>>10217766
>>10217759
>>10217742

You give the catgirl a pet on the ears as Samantha leaves your breakfast on your nightstand. It's hot oatmeal, orange juice, toast, eggs, and bacon. A full, hearty, manly meal.

"I suppose you have quite a few questions, young sir, so I shall be brief," Samantha says. "First of all, the Mansion is in decent shape. The repair robots, however, have not gotten around to fixing your bedroom and the roof yet, so we've decided to move you to your yacht for now, until it is repaired. Secondly, all of us are okay. Alicia is exhausted, and sleeping in her room. Jehanne and Carmine are feeling somewhat tired, but are up and about. It is approaching noon of the day after your epic battle. Your wounds are light, and should heal quickly."

As she says this, she picks up the breakfast tray and lays it across your lap, serving you breakfast in bed. She sits down across from you and, taking the napkin from the tray, tucks it into the collar of your pajamas as a bib.

>>10217831
are you going to feed me too?

cause i would enjoy that

>>10217802
>>10217822

"It was a touch sticky, for a moment there," Samantha says, "What with the demons clawing at the entrance to my bunker and threatening to rape me to death, but nothing that I couldn't handle. I'd seen worse, after all."

She picks up the fork and uses it to spear a rasher of bacon, then indicates for you to open your mouth.

>>10217831

"Good. I'm glad no one was seriously wounded."

>>10217831
Pretty clinical manner there, Sam. Lighten up a bit.

>>10217831
"You didn't mention yourself. Reg said you've been fighting nonstop for days. How are you holding up?"

"Lighten up, we're fine. Importantly, you're fine."

>>10217897

"I'm. . . a bit peakish, I will admit," Samantha says, as she passes you the fork and picks up the jar of marmalade. She spreads some butter onto your toast and then some marmalade. "I was planning to take some time off after breakfast to take a nap, actually. I do hope you won't mind, young sir, I really am quite tired."

Something else seems to be on her mind, by the way. You're not quite sure what it is, though.

>>10217855

open mouth.

>>10217922
of course i don't mind, but something seems to be bothering you.

care to share?

>>10217922
"Sam, nobody deserves a rest as much as you, but I have to say I'm tempted to join you."

>>10217922

Offer her the use of one of the rooms on the boat.

The boat is one of our household's fun places, so anytime someone needs a place to decompress and let the tide rock them to sleep, they can just walk down and use one of the staterooms.

>>10217922

"Of course that's quite alright. Keeping yourself healthy is important."

"Also, you seem to be worried about something. Do you need to talk about it?"

>>10217932

Samantha pauses as she pops the marmalade-laden toast into your mouth, then looks at you intently for a moment.

"Young sir," she says, very calmly. "I do hope that you will not take this in any sort of unseemly manner, and I simply want you to understand that this has absolutely no personal judgement involved. I am simply curious about this, and wish to understand fully what is going on here."

"Cut to the chase, what's going on?" you ask, chewing on your toast.

"All right. . . are you gay, young sir?" Samantha asks.

>>10217855
>>10217922

Open Mouth

Recieve Bacon

>>10217966
Bad idea. We should at least propose to her before we sleep with her.

And to do that, we have to beat Reginald in single combat.

We need to get into tip-top shape.

(Perhaps Sam can be our personal trainer; she'd be motivated to help us if we let her know of this little secret.)

>>10217987
...

i thought you had been talking with jehanne, if you've been talking about what i think you've been talking about then you should very well know i'm not gay

if not... then no, i'm not gay

>>10217987
"I've slept with three of my own maids, one of which I do on a near-daily basis. I'm pretty sure I'm not gay."

>>10217987

Laugh our ass off.

"No, although I'm curious as to how you came to that conclusion, given that i've already slept with nearly half the female staff already."

>>10217987
"Sam, I love you more than my own right hand. If you're implying you have a dick, yes, I'm gay."

>>10217987
Alternatively: "Why, yes, Sam, I feel super at the moment. Thanks for asking."

>>10217987

"Not at all, my dear. If you're referring to my lack of serious attempts to ravish you in every corner of the mansion, then your father and I have a sort of...understanding."

>>10217987

Cough a bit as we're surprised.

Confess to her. She's our love and we'll marry her if she'll have us, but we need to fight her dad first.

>>10217987
Put on the most horrified & offended face possible. It shall be henceforth known as our 'offorrified' face.

>>10218019
>>10218007
>>10218005

Samantha sighs. "Simply put, young master, given that I have done everything short of lay down on your bed with no knickers on and throw my skirt over my head yelling for you to take my virginity immediately, and you have still shown little to no desire to do so, I simply drew the less ego-bruising conclusion. My apologies." She bows her head and sighs. "I suppose I must seem a right fool, asking a question like that."

Felicia pouts and bats at your hand, unhappy that your petting has ceased, her tail swishing back and forth.

>>10218032

"There's also our rather awkward habit of attempting to fuck every last one of our maids. Bit of a wet blanket on most long-term relationships, that."

>>10218054
Tell her the truth.

"If we sleep with you before marriage, your father will kill me. And he won't let us propose to you until we've defeated him in single combat."

>>10218054
Resume Felicia's petting.

"Well...I kind of have to fight your father first."

She is allowed to know about the whole duel for her hand in marriage thing, right?

Yeah if I touch you your father will kill me. Also I have to defeat him to earn the right to have a relationship with you.

>>10218054
"I can see your logic, but the real reason is that your father has... instincts, let's call them, that would prevent me from making love to you.

"Frankly put, I want to live."

>>10218054

"Not at all. It's frankl taken all of my willpower not to do anything to you, given that your father is likely to rip my balls of if I so much as look at you funny."

>>10218054

"There's a two word answer for why that hasn't happened yet: Fairbairn Sykes.

Reginald and I haven't had our epic duel yet. Wouldn't be proper otherwise."

>>10218054
pull samantha to you and kiss her

"If i actually went after you your father would kill me, the only way we would have had sex is well... if you had 'lay down on my bed with no knickers on and thrown your skirt over your head yelling for me to take your virginity immediately' as you put it"

and he's likely to kill me if i didn't listen to him, or at least something so unpleasant i'd wish he had

>>10218069

...Is that a royal 'we'?

>>10218113
That or the voices in our head.

>>10218069
>>10218058
>>10218036

"Samantha," you say, "You're incredibly beautiful, and I love you to death. However, there are two things standing between you and me and wedded bliss."

"And what would that be?" Samantha asks, cooly, calmly accepting your confession of love.

"First, my habit of fucking every single girl I come across," you admit miserably.

"That. . . is a bit of a barrier, I must admit," Samantha says, in a measured voice.

"Secondly, there's your dad. I umm. . . kind of promised to fight him in mortal combat before I can have you," you admit.

". . . that is a somewhat more serious damper on our relationship," Samantha says. Again, cooly, calmly, and without incident. "I suppose that you intend to win, and carry me away as your rightful prize?"

>>10218113
It implies that the demon of sex residing in our home secretly participates in every fuck.

>>10218113

It's a hivemind we.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

SAMANTHA. WE WISH TO IMPLANT AND SPAWN OFFSPRING WITH YOU. CERTAIN TACTICAL DIFFICULTIES MUST BE OVERCOME FIRST.

NAMELY, THAT SCARY FUCKING BREN GUN.

>>10218133
Assuming you wish to be carried, of course.

>>10218054

"Here's the thing.

You're better than that.

The others, yeah they're fun, yeah they're good people and I like being around them, but it's not long term.

You're the kind of girl that guys dream about. White dress, carrying across the threshold kind of dreams.

Now your dad says we have to duel him if we're to ask you to fulfill that dream. So I'm not going to ask.

I'm just going to fight like hell when the time comes."

HOPELESS ROMANTIC GO.

>>10218133
"Win, or die trying. Preferably the former.

I hope you understand that it will be an... open relationship. I'm contractually obligated to sleep with my maids."

>>10218133
no, i intend to win, then ask you on a date

but the threat of death looming over my head right now kind of prevents me from actively pursuing a relationship with you

i did get your father to agree that any advances you made were fair game though, meaning any time you want to do something with me, you have but to ask

>>10218133

"I certainly intend to. I don't yet know if it's possible or not, although i'm doing everything in my power to make the impossible possible."

"Although that wording has my curious as to just how huge a barrier my promiscuity is."

>>10218157
inb4 we die trying, fight our way out of hell (yet again), and beat him in round 2.

>>10218157
>>10218151
>>10218110
>>10218162

"Well, then, that settles it," Samantha says, standing up and brushing toast crumbs off her skirt. "If that is the decision you and my father have made, then that is something that I shall respect. I only make one request of you, young sir," she says, smiling winsomely at you.

>>10218133
If you'll allow it, yes.

>>10218181
"That being?"

>>10218181
"Let me guess: Don't lose."

>>10218181
whelp, we're in trouble now

that smile promises bad things

>>10218181
If it's within our power & even a bit outside it you need but ask.

>>10218181

Smile and raise eyebrow.

>>10218133

Danger, Will Robinson.

"It DOES fit in with how things have been going here so far. After the first jaunt to Hell and all the insanity that's followed, I confess the thought of a normal courtship actually working hadn't even crossed my mind.

Case in point: We're talking about our relationship on my mega-yacht after my third trip to Hell and a demonic invasion.

There's also a certain manly panache to the whole single combat for the hand of a fair maiden thing."

>>10218210

Within or now-considerable power. We can magic up almost anything up to and including a 747-sized bat.

inb4 she breaks up with us

>>10218157

Oh god, I can see it now. We are going to die on the last day of the quest. Reginald is going to kill us and there is nothing we can do about it. That was the plan all along.

How DO we beat reginald, anyway?
As I recall, he takes 1 stress to counter any attack, meaning all our attacks only do 1 to him at the most. And he's got 70 stress.
That, and what did his traits do, again?

>>10218198
>>10218197
>>10218191

Samantha leans in, very close to you, and whispers into your ear, her breath warm and soft, as she strokes your face gently. "Send Felicia out of the room," she purrs.

>>10218236
>implying we don't have magic

>>10218242
panic
ask felicia to leave
panic some more

>>10218236

Simple, we re-enact the climactic fist fight at the end of Metal Gear Solid 4, complete with healing nanomachines, battleship in the background, and giant submersible carrier.

>>10218236
One of them let's him arrange Just-As-Planned equipment/traps and he has absurdly high combat stats. Oh, and he has nearly twice our cunning.

>>10218242
"Felicia, out."

>>10218242
Confirm.

>>10218242
?
Look at Felicia, make sad face.
Playfully say "no!" And make :3 face.

>>10218255
Add a please on to that and I'm sold.

>>10218242

Indeed.

"Felicia dear, could you give us a few minutes?" Scritch her ears as she goes to make sure she doesn't feel unwelcome.

>>10218236

Beating him doesn't matter.

Proving that we'll go through hell to give him all we've got does.

>>10218242

Hrrrm, very very tempting. Doing this without duking it out with Reggie yet doesn't feel right, maybe stick to foreplay for now?

From last thread:
>>10215684
>Also, here's a small word of advice: you don't always want to fuck someone first chance you get. Sometimes, it's better to wait.
Keep this in mind, folks.

>>10218263
FELICIA WHY ARE YOU ON 4CHAN.
YOU CANNOT INFLUENCE YOUR OWN ACTIONS. YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX.
GET BACK BEHIND THE 4TH WALL

>>10218242
> Send the catgirl out of the room
> Purrs
Hah! And no. She stays until we get a please.

>>10218250

Politely.

>>10218280
I like it.

Perhaps we'll have a moment where we should be down but we simply refuse to lose.

>>10218284
That is a damn good point.

UNCONFIRM.

fuck no. we stand and fight!

>>10218281
No, fuck that. No touching her.

Remember what he said a few threads about letting things simmer before cooking them, or something like that?

It's time we did that to someone else.

If it makes you feel better we can just say we trolled Samantha.

>>10218284
>>10218281

We'll try and stop her before too much happens. A little Sam-initiated-snuggling should be okay.

>>10218281
Could be that's the way it was to go anyways. Still, whatever she does to us (well, maybe not grievous bodily harm) is fine.
And we still have to face Reginald and either impress him with our failure or success enough to get his permission to marry, regardless of what we do today.

>>10218255
>>10218257
>>10218250
>>10218263
>>10218277

". . . Felicia, honey? Would you give us some time alone for a few minutes?" you say to your catgirl, giving her a kiss on the cheek.

Felicia glances from Samantha to you, then sighs and shakes her head. "Nyuu -_-." She does leave the room anyway, closing the door behind her, her tail swishing nonchalantly as she does so.

Samantha very carefully picks up the breakfast tray, then puts it aside. Climbing into the bed with you, she cups your face in her hands and kisses your lips gently and tenderly, her soft mouth brushing very lightly against yours, almost timidly, as you feel her warm body pressing up against yours. . .

Right.
So Reginald can just-as-planned in traps.
He has bullshit high Athletics, cunning, and will (It's something like 7 in each, yes?).
What do his other traits and abilities let him do?

>>10218304
No maaaaan

>>10218312
Then she'll end up raping us.

Yes, it will be rape, because we don't want it yet.

>>10218319
Incoming fapfic/ hilarious case of the blue balls.

>>10218330
I'm okay with this.

Don't go any farther than holding Sam and taking that nap she suggested.

>>10218319
Kiss her back. Hold her close.

Then pull away slowly and whisper "What about your father...?"

>>10218319

I don't want this to happen right now, but we have no excuse to refuse without hurting Sam's ego!

>>10218319
Is this consensus counting the unconfirm?

>>10218319
Shake head disapprovingly.

"Sam, you're the grand prize. I can't get you until I win."

Beat.

"I *AM* going to beat your father. If dying isn't enough to keep me down, nothing is."

>>10218319
take it slow, take it easy long make-out session then naptime while holding sam

>>10218319

Contingency: Have magic on hand to make us cough a little blood and pass out if she starts pushing things too far. Plausible deniablility.

>>10218319
Slip our arm around her but, otherwise, don't advance things. Let her decide what happens.

All right guys, break point.

Sex up Samantha now, or try to hold it in? Vote nao.

>>10218355
I think the new consensus is no sex, but still having sent out Felicia.

>>10218379
Do not sex up the maid.

Reginald is like the optional boss of this run that you have to complete to get the Infinity +1 girl.

>>10218357
This. Keep it in the pants this time.

>>10218379
OH GOD

OH GOD NO

THE BUTLER WILL KILL US

Hold it in, we're gonna get fucking murdered otherwise.

>>10218379
no sex

>>10218379
Make out, hugs and cuddles, but no sex or nudity.

>>10218379
Let us not tap the Samantha for fear of drawing Reginald aggro.

>>10218379
Hold it in?

Clearly we need to do something ridiculous to make her leave because she officially won't let us not have sex with her.

I vote flicking the lights on and off and going OONST OONST OONST until she's pissed.

>>10218379

No sex. We're not ready to die just yet.

We are not, however, prohibited from making out, snuggling and napping in the spoon position, however.

>>10218379

I vote no. Just have her take her nap here, but keep it moderately chaste.

Snuggle is go.

>>10218379

Do it. What's the worst that could happen? We die again? That never stopped us before. We spit in a demon's face as it grabbed us by the throat. If we don't do this, it would be out of character.

>>10218379
Hold it in.

We're gonna exercise self control like a zen fucking master.

>>10218379
Hold it, but you better make the writing after Reginald's duel amazing.

>>10218350
Also to add to it, she's more than a bit out of it mind-wise. Then again, I suspect the 'wait for it' bit was more for Alicia, who may or may not have gone back to secret villain (though possibly with the beginnings of true feelings for us).

>>10218379
HOLD ON. TIME TO EXERCISE SELF-CONTROL.

>>10218379
no sex... with samatha.
Masturbate or play with felicia after sam is gone

>>10218423

Indeed. On the other hand, better to be safe than ball-less.

>>10218379

Samantha's choice.

>>10218429
masturbate, sleeping with felicia would be too much a slap in the face

>>10218379

Make sure she notices our boner, but no sexings.

>>10218419
To be honest, we've been shitting ourselves over Reginald pretty much from day one.

Which would make this perfectly in-character.

>>10218419
>If we don't do this, it would be out of character.
Bullshit. We made a gentleman's agreement with Reginald. You don't go back on that shit.

>>10218449
>>10218419

Reginald is far scarier than some Demon lord.

>>10218379
No sex.

But cunnilingus is fine.

>>10218449
Well that was just a Demon.
Reginald is like Sixty Demons.

As Samantha kisses you again and again, curling up with you and pushing you back down onto the bed, you gently pull away, as tenderly as possible. "Sam," you say, softly. "I can't."

"You can't?" she murmurs, breathlessly. "Why not?"

"Because your father will kill me," you say.

"You're really that afraid of him?" Samantha pouts, tracing circles over your nipple with her fingertip.

We burned a boon on this, can we get a new boon since it looks like we're not even going to use this one? Like Reginald's boon?

>>10218443
Samantha chooses and Reginald will KNOW man. Trust me.

We gotta dissuade her.

>>10218449
We've been through Black Mesa, Hell (TWICE) and an alien invasion.

We've DIED TWICE.

He's so badass he's LIVED through all of that. AND BATTLING ENDLESS DEMONS.

We are not prepared!

Goddamn, you vote for the special side route with Sam, then you turn it down. What the fuck?

>>10218469
"Well, yes."

>>10218469
"We've made a gentleman's agreement over it, and I haven't earn your love until I've beaten him in battle. The man has been through so much with me and my father and--oh who am I kidding, FUCK YES I'M AFRAID OF HIM, WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE FUCKED EVERYONE BUT YOU AT THIS POINT?"

"...ok, I'm exaggerating but not until I beat him, ok? He won't let me live it down otherwise. Literally."

>>10218469
that and i like him, he's always been there when i needed him

doing this without his permission would feel like too much of a betrayal

that said i have no qualms about doing... other things

>>10218469

"Indeed. So frankly, i'm honestly not worthy of haivng sex with you until I can say that i'm no longer scared of him. Which will be about the same time I beat him in a duel."

"I'm probably good for anything short of that, however."

Stop short of sex (or at least penetration), and point it out to her before hand, along with the reasoning. Namely, respect for her father, but also the ton of stress everyone just went through.
But do anything and everything else that we can manage, because we definitely want her bad.

>>10218469
"Do you really want to try his patience? Sam, he'll castrate me with his bare hands, and that's the least he can do. I have no doubt in my mind that he can do much worse to me.

Unless YOU want to have a word with him about it, my hands are tied. There's nothing I can do."

>>10218484
"Coward," Samantha sighs. "Oh well, I guess there's only one thing to do."

> By the way, remember that 2d6 roll I had you make earlier? That was your Cunning and Athletics roll to detect and avoid what's coming now. Sad to say, you failed both checks.

Before you realize what's going on, Samantha pulls your hand up and puts it against the headboard. You hear a metallic click, then another as she does your other wrist.

You are now handcuffed to your bed. Is this awesome? Y/N.

>>10218506
Just gotta say, making her wait will make her want it as much (if not more) than we do. We should do nothing with her and go on a bonanza of sex with her afterwards.

We can kill demons. We have faced aliens with fucking lasers and the armies of hell itself, on MULTIPLE occasions.

BUT REGINALD IS SOMETHING ELSE. PIC RELATED.

>>10218529

>>10218330 here, I fucking called it.

>>10218529
Y

>>10218529
Oh well, time to go along with the ride.

>>10218529
...welp, we're crawling out of Hell.

AGAIN.

Anyone want to switch end-game goal over to changed-Kat?

>>10218474
>We are not prepared!

sup

>>10218529


...both?

This.....is....Terribly..terribly .....FUCKING AWESOME!

Continue my good sir.

>>10218529
Yes. Yes it is.

The question is how long it will stay that way.

>>10218529
this is both kinky and terrifying

>>10218529

Y

Let's pretend to struggle though. Let her enjoy it more in her own twisted way.

>>10218529

Yes, assuming this is valid evidence for Reg to *not* cut our balls off.

>>10218529

YYY

>>10218529
Y
We now have our proof of it being completely her initiation. Struggle a bit, but let's just say we're not using our magic to break us out of this either.

>>10218529
You know what, fuck it.

How much effort would it take to magic the handcuffs away?

>>10218529
we failed on an athletics roll of 5?

wow

>>10218529
we are so fucked

>>10218469
>>10218474
Let me put it this way.
Everything we do, Reginald nullifies down to 1 stress, and he counters fire with his just-as-planned gatling gatling guns. Yes, A spinning mechanism with 6 gatling guns attached to it. Reginald can do that.

There is only one possibility.

Our 1 on 1 battle with Reginalds
must be fought in the hottest magma, with the most ferocious souls, surrounded by the strongest chaos, in the depths of hell.
Both Reginald and the Protagonist will each have a GIANT ROBOT that can resist the effects of the heat, damned, and chaos - but when the GIANT ROBOT breaks, someone dies. Permanently.

Thus: No traps, no ridiculously high willpower, and athletics is a non-issue when fighting with robots.

>>10218578
>but let's just say we're not using our magic to break us out of this either.

Dude, Reginald will fuck us sideways (not in that manner) just for letting it happen and knowing we could have avoided it.

We gotta avoid this.

>>10218579

Not much, i'd assume. Let's keep that option in reserve, just in case.

Magic Away handcuffs.
"If Regi asks, I didn't just do that."
Proceed to have best sex ever.

>>10218544
>>10218549
>>10218550

As you reflect on the wisdom of soundproofing your yacht bedroom so no one can hear your screams for help, you see Samantha reach up behind her neck and undo the ties of her apron, then fold it up neatly and put it on her chair. "I suppose, if you did make a gentleman's agreement with my father, that I had better respect it too," she says to you, "but nothing says that I can't give you. . . shall we say. . . a preview of things to come?" She reaches up behind her back and starts to undo the buttons of her dress, letting it fall from her shoulders, revealing the lacy white straps of her bra. She looks at you over her shoulder and gives you a playful wink.

>>10218579

Hey, we tried resisting, but it didn't work out. We are now "defeated" and we should take our "punishment."

>>10218579
THIS

>>10218598
He would know, man.

HE WOULD KNOW.

>>10218609
I am double-ok with this.

>>10218609

Chuckle and grin like a moron.

We're going for a ride.

>>10218609

Sit back and enjoy.

>>10218609
"Oh. A cocktease. I can handle a cocktease. I think. PLEASE LOCK THE DOOR HE MIGHT KNOW."

Agreed, continue!

break out using magic

>>10218609
"I certainly won't mind, makes my morning masturbation tradition far easier."

>>10218609

This sounds like the best idea in the history of ever.

>>10218609
"Sam, release me or you're fired."

>>10218609
Suddenly become VERY okay with this.

>>10218529
>"Coward," Samantha sighs.
Goddammit. Why do you use the ONE response that is straight up cowardly? WHY?!

>>10218673

Er, no.

>>10218680
In case you haven't noticed, we'll tell demon lords to go fuck themselves AND DIE FROM IT too...

..but we know full and well that pissing off Reginald will call for A Fate Worse Than Death.

And something that'll be similar to And I Must Scream while we're throwing that out there.

>>10218609
Slightly shake the cuffs to check them after they're put on, but stop when she starts talking. We're definitely giving her all our attention post-haste.
As much as we hate to ruin the surprise, this actually is a preview worth watching. And maybe more than watching.
Also, at the end of it, magic away our cuffs before she can unlock them, so that she knows we could have left if we wanted to, and submitted instead.

>Handcuffs
>Forceful personality
>Jehanne is a masochist

Clearly, Sam is Jehanne's Lesiban Dominatrix.

>>10218706
This is a good idea.

what poster No.10218706 said.

...
Oh.
So THAT's what Samantha did with Jehanne.
Makes sense now.
Now we can act all proud and tell Alicia we figured it out all by ourselves. ^_^

>>10218750

When did Alicia say Sam did somehting with Jehanne?

>>10218588
It was her Skill vs. your Athletics. Your total was 20. She rolled a 5, and her Skill is 5.

Seriously. I would have been okay with her failing it and you detecting the cuffs. The dice spoke, though. :)

-----
Samantha pulls her dress off over her head, revealing a slender, although not overly skinny body. Her breasts are high and small: a little more than a handful, maybe, or at least, that's what it seems like. You're not sure if she came dressed like this expecting bedroom action," or if she always wears this under her uniform, but her lingerie is. . . particularly lacy, and includes thigh-high stockings and a garter belt.

Thus dressed in her underwear and a pair of white high-heeled pumps, Samantha pulls around the chair from your bedside and sits down in it. She drapes one leg over the arm of the chair and smiles at you as she slides her hand down her body and settles it over her panties, pressing her fingertips through the lacy garment, over her clit.

>>10218750
And use this and imagining that to achieve the best self-fap yet?

Or even use it to fuel sexing Felicia?

We REALLY should try and figure out if we can at least give her the ability to talk.

>>10218763
"You are SUCH a tease."

>>10218763

Excellent.

>>10218763
"you know, you didn't have to handcuff me, i would have been more than willing to have a masturbation session with you"

>>10218772
Um, Felicia already CAN talk. She just chooses not to.

All right, fuck it. I'll be AFK for 15 minutes. Keep the thread bumped.

>>10218785

"And you," Samantha says, as she runs her other hand through her hair, "are a terrible human being. Making a promise of honor like that without checking with the lady first! Now, I'll have to ease my loneliness in other ways until you finally settle things with my father. . ."

She strokes her fingertips over her clit, through the panties, a little harder and faster, closing her eyes and arching her back. You can see a damp spot growing on the white silk, and the cloth growing a bit transluscent, revealing the pink folds of her pussy through her lacy whites. . .

Doesn't Sam strike anyone else as slightly Evil, given her cavalier disregard for anything Reg would do to us?

...Alicia probably hates her because she'd be an even better demon queen than her.

>>10218806
Really? Why?

I told you I was out of the loop.

>>10218836
Nah, I like the theory that Sam reminds her of the girl she used to before she went and sold her soul.

What was the full story behind that anyways, faggot who missed off of the quest here.

OH SHIT!!! BRAINSTORM!!! LONG TERM PLANNING CONGNITAVE RECOGNITION! THE QUEEN OF LUST HAS FALLEN, THERE MUST BE A NEW QUEEN, OH SHIT NIGGA!!!


or am I wrong?

>>10218830

...i'd really like to say that she's welcome to any of the other maids she might be interested in as an interim measure, but i'm not sure how she'd react to that.

>>10218705
>In case you haven't noticed
Been here since thread one.

My point was that there were better responses that were seconded & made more sense that were just flat out ignored.

>>10218750
>So THAT's what Samantha did with Jehanne.
We should actually probably mention that to one or both of them sometime. Ask them first to see if we're right.

>>10218805

"Oh, but you don't understand," Samantha says, grinning wickedly, as she pulls down one side of her bra and pinches her nipple, hard. "If you could masturbate too, that would ruin the entire point of this."

". . . that point being?"

"This isn't a reward," Samantha sighs, as she reaches behind her back and unhooks her bra. "This is punishment." She cups her tits in her hands and squeezes them, leaning forward a bit to emphasize her cleavage, enjoying the helpless look in your eyes as you struggle against the handcuffs. "You were bad enough to leave me forlorn and alone, so I'm going to make you suffer in return," she smirks.

>>10218847
I'd assume because she doesn't care to, though she has spoken reasonably correct english before.

>>10218877
Sorry. I keep doing that. Once I see a response I like, I tend to respond to it, and suddenly better responses show up while I'm typing. :P

>>10218879
That's it.

As soon as we're out of this fucking bed, we're challenging Reginald to a duel.

Call her naughty, bitches love that.

>>10218879

"Indeed. That aside, however, those are very nice."

>>10218900
I've got a better idea.

Sneak into his quarters while he's asleep, stab him in the throat.

Win the war before he even knows he's fighting one. Plus, we'll have him out of our hair permanently.

We'll have to hire a new butler, but...

>>10218900
I like it.

We can get smacked down for taking him on early.

And then it's nothing a MONTAGE.

>>10218900

Erm, no.

>>10218935

I don't think that qualifies. Also I don't think Sam would like that either.

>>10218935
And prove Samantha right that we're a coward?

This isn't a fight to prove that we're better than him. This is a fight to prove we'll be capable of protecting Samantha as well as he has.

What sort of mind magic can we do?

>>10218879
Did Samantha just unlock a new side/ special? I'm thinking Mistress/Dominatrix.

>>10218879
>"If you could masturbate too, that would ruin the entire point of this."
"I guess it's a good thing I'm such a terrible human being then, eh?"
>And then we poof the handcuffs unlocked.
It should be a lot simpler & less body/mind-fucking than making them cease to exist.

>>10218935
Actually, his stats and powers pretty much say that he'd wake up and either kill us or use his Devoted status to stop just short and then make us regret continued existence, for however much longer that would be, followed by him flying his helicopter into Hell to bring us entire new worlds of pain.

At least with the fight, we can impress him even if we don't directly win.

All right, vote point. Poof away the handcuffs,or lay there and take it?

So can we cast magic and give her a near mind-shattering orgasm?

>>10218899
The more rum & coke I drink the less I care.
>>10218965
>I'm thinking Mistress/Dominatrix.
I'm okay with this.

>>10218961
Mind magic is tough. For the sake of game balance and making things actually require roleplay isntead of MIND CONTROL SOLVES ALL LOL, it's going to be, at a minimum, 2+ Backlash.

>>10218987
I like what one anon suggested earlier.
For now, take it, but when she goes to unlock us poof them away first.
Followed by an epic trollface.jpg.

>>10218987
C. Go to sleep in front of her.

Her trollan will totally backfire.

>>10218987

Vanish them, then just fold our arms and watch her like we're the king of the world and nothing happened.

>>10219008
Holy shit.

This.

>>10219006
Do this, for the love of trolling do this.

>>10219008

seconded.

>>10218967
Nah, keep the cuffs for now. We both get to enjoy the teasing for a bit first before we show her we could have just poofed the cuffs away.
Also, after we do that, say something to the effect of letting us know when we need a bit more punishment, because we're still a terrible human being.

>>10219008
Thirded

>>10218993

This. Wink evilly once she regains sanity.

>>10219006
This. Only, instead of poofing them away just go "Let me get that for you" and just will them unlocked before handing them to her.

>>10219032

I approve.

>>10219006
I'd say you're a god among men, but it's not your idea.
Either way, this.

>>10219041

Agreed. From range.

Yeah, I think it's naptime. Close eyes, pass out. Trolling returned fivefold.

If we fall asleep now she'll be sure that we're gay.

>>10219088
Does that make it an epic troll?

>>10219088
Or playing hard-to-get.

Give her the magic orgasm, followed by the evil wink, then when she goes for the cuffs unlock them for her and give her the trollface. Epic combination trolling achieved.

>>10219080
And then when she makes us wake up, >>10218993.

>>10219088
>fucked half the cast
>had normalfags refuse to let us fuck the trap before becoming female.

Dude, we're like, super straight.

Which is odd because OP's said we could get off to Sonic and Tails fucking.

>>10219098
>>10219102
Or our most important romance option thinks that we're gay.

All right, so far it seems the consensus is to keep the cuffs and wait to poof them at an opportune time, with a runner up of fall asleep and counter-troll her trollan. While you're deciding that. . .

-----
Samantha continues to smirk at you as she straddles the footboard of your bed, pressing her clit up against the wood as she moans a bit, rubbing herself up against it like a cat in heat. "Mmmmmmmm. . . you know, I like seeing a strong man chained up like that," she purrs. "Almost as much as a strong woman."

"Holy shit," you mutter. "I thought so. You're Jehanne's lesbian dominatrix, aren't you?"

"Oh? How did you find out?" Samantha laughs. "I thought we were discreet." She swishes her head to one side and lets her hair fall seductively over one eye.

>>10219106
>3 parts
Oh hey, a hat trick.

>>10219114
You know what?

Fine. We're gay.

Let's go see Kat.

>>10219121
'If I've slept with her, and you've slept with her, how is it you thought us gay?"

"Did she not mention that? Maybe she could use a spanking."

holy ahit..

this quest has sex in it ?
I forsake my erroneous ways, I have seen the light. I now love quest threads.

>>10219008
this

>>10219137

I'm ok with this.

>>10219121
I smell a three-way in our future.

Anyway, go to sleep. "Well, the mental image will be good for any dreams. Good night, Sam."

> Wow, the side conversation really derailed while I was typing up that little bit of fap porn.

>>10219121
Just go with falling asleep -> Magic Orgasm + wink when woken up -> poofing away cuffs when she goes to remove them -> trollface.jpeg.

>>10219121

Alright, we need to get in on this shit at some point. We can't die (again) without experiencing this.

>>10219111
So basically turn it up to eleven and make it quite clear that we are the one and only master troll in this household?

I like it. It's good to establish the ground rules early in a relationship.

>>10219121

"I have a spider-sense for any sexytimes that go on near me."

>>10219121
Oh, the acts themselves were definitely discreet, but this stunt kind of helped all the pieces fall into place. Not quite as one-tracked of a mind as we might come off as.

(also voting for poof the handcuffs at an opportune time.)

>>10219121
Fall asleep! Counter troll her.

>>10219006
instead of this, poof them onto her when she goes to unlock them

then finger her until she begs for mercy

>>10219172
It can be our reward for beating Reginald.

>>10219121
"I'm a terrible human being, remember? And I'd be more than happy to oversee future punishments you hand out when there's time. And I'll make time."

>>10219128

Indeed. I support the hattrick troll.

>>10219121
Samantha throws back her head and laughs. "Oh, please, I knew you weren't gay!" she giggles. "But it was so fun seeing your face when you hear me say that! And yeah. . . it was the funniest thing," she says, grinning at you as she gets down on all fours and crawls over your chained-up body, letting her toes tickle the point of your now clearly fully-erect cock. "She came to me one morning and told me that she had promised herself. . . how did she put it? body and mind? to you? And since I was going to be your true lady, that she was going to serve me too. . . oh she was so deliciously cute . . . "

Fall asleep

>girl masturbating
>fall asleep

I am disappoint, /tg/.

Don't fall asleep.

>>10219225
...fuck falling asleep. Now's the perfect time to not only give her an orgasm but give ourselves one.

One that gets all over here.

>>10219197
Actually, as the guy who originally suggested poofing away the cuffs, I say to go with this amendment when the time comes.

>>10219225
"Well, you WERE going to be my true lady until you cuffed me up like this.

Let me go, you filthy dyke whore, or I'll have you fired."

>>10219225
Just put on the biggest fucking grin you can, there is no other possible response you can give to such great news.

Okay, another pause for vote time. Fall asleep, hat trick, or let her continue uninterrupted?

>>10219225

"You know, that's both terrifying and awesome at the same time. I love it."

>>10219225
And here I tought the only demon in our service was Alicia...

>>10219257

Swap-cuff fingerbang technique is GO!

>>10218469
There is that, as well as the fact I consider your fatehr a friend, and to do this would hurt him, and I think you wouldn't like seeing your father hurt either. Add on to that the fact I have something of a tendency to stick by my promises to the point of insanity and I already promised him that we would decide this with a bout... I'm afraid coitus is out of the question.

...Care for some groping and fondling, though?

>>10219257
Continue, and use the new revised version of "poof them onto her" when the time comes.

>>10219257
Let her have her thing. When she goes to unlock us, poof the cuffs off to let her know we could have escaped at anytime.

>>10219257
>>10219257

Hatrick.

>Give her the magic orgasm, followed by the evil wink, then when she goes for the cuffs unlock them for her and give her the trollface. Epic combination trolling achieved.

>>10219106

Alright, I'm seconding this, because what type of master would we be if we turned away this prime trolling opportunity. We wouldn't be the lovable gentleman pervert that's for sure.

>>10219257

I assume hat trick is poof the handcuffs onto her.

If that's the case, yes. If not, let her keep going.

>>10219257
Continue for a bit then pull the hat trick.

>>10219257
guys reg is gonna kill us...

fall asleep

>>10219257
Continue for now, poof handcuffs off of us and onto her still in a bit. We can try to unlock them by will or something if we're worried we won't poof them away fast enough or something, but that means putting them on her would leave them unlocked.

Let it go on a little while. Pull the hatrick troll at an opportune moment.

>>10219303

YESSSSSS

>>10219283
Seconding this one. Fun, and just the right amount of trollish

>>10219257
Pass the fuck out right there in front of her.

Gotta go with the hat trick.

>>10219257
See
>>10219170

>>10219257
Go to sleep.

Troll her AND spare us of Reginald's wrath. It's a win-win.

>>10219270
also, tell her you could have done that at any time, but decided to enjoy the show instead

>>10219257
Fall asleep.

Following which we tell her "The force is strong in you, but you are not a Jedi yet."

>>10219341
Seconded

Hattrick, no sleeping. It just feels a little out of place.

>>10219347
we're the master, we can't be letting the maids think they can do with us as they please

>>10219318
Actually, I'd say to pull the orgasm at a touch after we poof the handcuffs onto her. Or maybe just short of it, and then send Jehanne up to our room and tell her to bring the same tools that Sam asked her for last.

I've gotta say this boon was totally worth it for the trolling we're about to do.

>>10219257
Hat trick w/ the modified cuff-poofing.

And this too: >>10219347
Because we're a terrible human being, of course.

>>10219384
OH HOLY SHIT, DO THIS.

>>10219341
Thirded

>>10219225

We need to talk to Alicia when she's awake, and tell her "Goddamnit, you were right" while looking all shellshocked after this.

>>10219384
Yes.

Okay, I think I've figured out how to resolve this. . .

-----
"So," Samantha grins, smiling at you. "How does it feel to be at my mercy?"

"I don't know," you grin. "How does it feel?"

Before Samantha can react, you've spoken your magic word. Her eyes open, and her mouth drops, then she suddenly collapses onto you, writhing and moaning, as you send a sudden pulse of powerful vibrations deep into her womb, making her arch her back and cry out with the sudden sensation. "Now," you smirk. "I promised that I wouldn't fuck you. . . but nothing says I can't play around a bit first."

You snap your fingers again, and the cuffs disappear from your wrists and reappear around Samantha's, holding her down. Her eyes widen as you lean down over her struggling body and kiss her on the lips. "I wonder," you murmur, "what it would be like if I told Jehanne to come up and bring the tools you used on her last? I wonder if you'd enjoy it. . ."

Samantha moans and turns her face aside as your spell continues to wrack her body. A tear runs down her face as she struggles against the cuffs. "You bastard," she gasps. "Oh you bastard. . ." another wave of pleasure washes over her, and she lets out a strangled moan of ecstacy.

>>10219366

Heh, let's add that after we poof the cuffs onto her. Express our dominance.

>>10219428
yup, thats me

kiss her gently

>>10219428
>Don't let the butler walk in
>Don't let the butler walk in
>Please god don't let the butler walk in

>>10219257
Magic orgasm for the both of you, with the hat trick trolling

>>10219428

"Well," we murmur softly, "we ARE the master here."

>>10219450
... Dammit, he's gonna walk in now, thanks to you.

>>10219428

Keikaku doori.

>another wave of pleasure washes over her, and she lets out a strangled moan of ecstacy.
This pleases me greatly.

>>10219428

10/10
YOUR TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS

>>10219462
QUICK, ROLL FOR USING MAGIC TO DETECT THIS FUCKER

OH GOD HE'S TOO FAST FOR THAT ISN'T HE?

>>10219450

Was worth it.

>>10219461
>>10219465

"Yup, that's me," you purr. "The master. The one in charge. So, little kitten. . . care to challenge me again? Or I need to teach you another lesson?"

>>10219478
>>10219450
>>10219428
I got it.

Out of nowhere stop giving her the magic orgasm, uncuff her and push her out of the room.

Not only do we troll her by blue-balling her, but we minimize risk of Reginald finding out.

>>10219478
We say as our skin is flayed from our very bones and our soul enters a state of agony in which seconds feel like an eternity.

>>10219428
Keep going, never quite touching her, but watching her squirm.

"Problem, Samantha?"

>>10219428
Let's stop.

I think we can call Jehanne to take Samantha up to her room for her nap. Leave her as is so Jehanne can see her in this state. It will be delicious.

Okay, we've had our fun flirting with death beyond death.

Now leave her chained there and get the fuck out before THE BUTLER SHOWS UP OH GOD.

Can we magically alert Jehanne that we need her in our bedroom immediately? Some more role-reversal needs to be done.

>>10219541
this, oh god this

>>10219499

This is the point where we get dressed, walk out and send Jehanne in for cleanup without telling her what's going on..

>>10219519
Seconded.

>>10219519
Yeah, time to call for Jehanne. Sam may or may not get out of the cuffs first, but it'll be alright either way.

Consesnus seems to be JEHANNE, GET IN HERE.

WIth a strong majority batting for "WITH TOYS"

>>10219570
Yes.

>>10219499
Oh god. We could go for maximum asshatery & leave he just short of climax and unable to get herself off. Send in Jehanne afterward.

>>10219507
This

>>10219541
If we can't, we can send whichever maids are out there for Jehanne.
Alternately, we could let Felicia into the room and see what happens, but I'm much less sure about that.

>>10219583

Solution: Insert fish into Sam's vagina. Let Felicia into the room. Trollface.

>>10219575
>leave he
HER. Goddammit I'm getting sleepy. Will check this in morning.

>>10219519
>>10219511
>>10219507
>>10219537

Having made your point, and suddenly very terrified of the possibility that Reginald will show up, you magic away the handcuffs and end your spell. Samantha collapses, exhausted, onto your bed.

"The force is strong with you," you quip, kissing her on the cheek, "but you are not a Jedi yet."

"Mmmmm. . . you win that round," Samantha admits, kissing you back. "But next time, I'll be ready for your stupid conjuring tricks."

>>10219570
yes, that is indeed what i want

>>10219610
May I vote for lying down now, and just snuggling?

>>10219610
you'll never be ready enough

that is why i am the master

>>10219610

"Whatever you have planned, I have no doubt it will be delicious".

Note to selves: We need new tricks on hand before she jumps us again.

>>10219610
Pfft. Weaksauce.

Anyway, let's go see Alicia, see if she's feeling any better.

Oh, and before we forget, let's return the locket to Kat.

>>10219610
before we forget, masturbate

we have yet to do that this morning

> Calling it a night here. Someone archive this.

Leaving Samantha exhausted and post-orgasmic on your bed, you, with a supreme effort of will, decide to get dressed and walk out of your room without taking her right then and there.

On the way out, you see Jehanne in the kitchen, sipping a cup of tea.

"Oh, Jehanne," you say, to your paladin. "I'm afraid Samantha's a bit tied up at the moment. Would you mind making the bed for me?"

"Certainly, my liege," Jehanne says. She bows to you, finishes her tea, then hurries downstairs to your bedroom.

You, meanwhile, pour yourself a glass of orange juice, kick back in your chair, and look up at the sky with a feeling of great satisfaction.

"Just as planned."

>>10219610

Damn, I was hoping for >>10219570. Well, let's invite Sam to have her nap with us.

>>10219610
"And I'll be more than happy whether we both win the next one or not.
In the meantime, you've definitely earned some time to relax. Let me know if you ever want my presence for part of Jehanne's discipline. Oh, and I'll let them know that you're taking care of my room.
Unless you want me to send Jehanne up to help anyways..?"

>>10219667

Muahahahahahaha.

You know now that I think about this we could pull a five way off at this point. Samantha would be fine with it, as would Jehanne, Felicia is a cat girl and doesn't care, Koyomi said she's fine sharing. All that stands in the way of the maid orgy is Alicia's anger at Sam, Katherine's current predicament (why haven't we fixed that yet anyway), and Carmine needs some attention to get her into the love zone.

>>10219667

>>10219695

We're going to need a bigger bed.

>>10219667
When's the next thread?

>>10219667

Yess, I take it back, that's awesome. Good session! Looking forward to next time.

>>10219667
I archived the previous thread, some one else is going to have to archive XXIV here

I think this one >>10214352 needs an archive too, not sure.

Anyway, next thread is. .. whenever. Depends on when I have time.

So much trolling in one thread.

Also, we're up to about 380 posts this thread if anybody noticed.

>>10219733
Leave a notice on your Twitter.

>>10219733

Delicious. Next one will have to be Fixing Kat and somethingsomething with Alicia, I believe.

>>10219695
We should be aiming for:

Wife 1 - Samantha
Wife 2 - Katherine
Wife TSUNDERE - Alicia
Retainer/Champion Who Has Lots Of Sex With Us - Jehanne
Professional Concubine/Bedwarmer - Felicia
SEX-powered Scientific Advisor - Koyomi

>>10219733

Strike that, yeah, prior thread is archived, this one (XXXIII) needs to be

>>10219765
you forgot ANGRY mistress carmine

Blast it, I archived it, but I added it with the wrong number. Damn roman numerals, someone said XXIV so I added it under that. It's XXXIII.

I don't see how Sam could have such a problem sharing us. She's already fine banging the girl we're banging. As long as we make an agreement to not fuck just random strange women and stick to our Harem of Awesome Win, I think we should be fine.

We need to get her on the Kat Pity Bandwagon sharpish.

>>10219821
Someone email the admin I'm sure he'll fix it.

>>10219732
derp, I had only update the previous, so said the wrong number up there; just in time for the guy who archived this thread to use that one instead of XXIII. We're a number off the previous numbering.

>>10219833

An emotionally insecure trap who is about to have her dearest wish of femininity granted beyond her wildest dreams? Sam probably already has a box full of gear lined up for her.

In other news, we should report to Alicia for our requisite dose of "I told you so" from her.

Also find out from her when they've had those "Sessions" of theirs, what with her sex-spider sense.

>>10219833
Too soon and she might just dominate our trap as is though. Depends on if the locket will actually girlify Kat or not I guess.

>>10219870

It's a shame, we could have used another dong in the orgy mix (as long as she was comfortable using it of course). We are only one man, an exceptionally horny bastard, but still only one man.

So how the flying fuck is Sam Pure / Pure?

>>10219892

Let's see... There's an untold number of hours while we were at Black Mesa that they could have been doing it, since Reg was away. And a few days here and there since the boat trip, too.

>>10219906
She's not anymore...

>>10219906

Maybe it knocks her so far over the "Pure" line that it rebounds all the way back into "Pure Evil".

>>10219936
i suppose absolute black is a form of purity

>>10219904
I hesitate to mention this, but we've shown our reality warping is very good at that particular type of restoration.
Probably not good to abuse it, but the last such use didn't even risk Backlash. If we spent some time preparing, we could very well exhaust the entire household.

>>10219896
>Depends on if the locket will actually girlify Kat or not I guess.
The thread would drown in homophobic rage if it doesn't.

>>10219960
ORGASMS FOR EVERYONE!

>>10219960

We could probably make our fingers as sensitive as our penis if we wanted to.

>>10219999
Screw that! We'll just grow cock-tentacles.

>>10220007
God help those poor maids.

In amongst all of this... I wonder if Reg knows that his Pure, virgin daughter is a raging bisexual ultra-horny bondage msitress?

>>10220014
I'm still wondering more about how she's "Pure".

>>10220007

I wonder if Koyomi could make us a robotic tentacle machine to hide under our bed for when Sam tries to dominate us again?

>>10220028
Possibly. We should also look into having her program out hunter-seeker assassing girlbot as our chef.

>>10220023

Pure Evil?

>robotic tentacle machine

>>10220023
Apparently she's still a virgin so there's that.

>>10220040
>>10220028

Well, if she's preparng to counter our Magic the next time, using technology to pull one over on her would be a good way to keep up our trolling record.

Of course, we let her think she's beaten us at first. It will reinforce our horny power over her that much more if she thinks she's beaten the best we've got... right before we pull out more and turn the tables.

>>10220057

In the sense she hasn't had a cock yet only. Multiple nights of dominating other women probably discount the spirit of the term, though.

>>10220102

...wait. Could we use our magic to giver her a cock, temporarily? And then lock her in a room with Jehanne for a while, and wait until the moaning stops.

Maid quest is the best quest.

We really should develop Koyomi though. She could produce some pretty sweet stuff for us.

>>10220081
Hmmm. What are the chances she'll ask Alicia for help with the countermagic? Aside from asking Jehanne (and I have no idea if we have the equivalent of concentration checks or the like, though it'd be fun to see her 'distract' us to keep us from doing the voodoo that we do.)

>>10220134

Like robotic tentacle machines.


We also need to finish up the Alicia route, genderbend Kat, and get into Carmine's pants.

>>10220134
Does anyone else see the Assassi

>>10220081

Heh, it's pretty weird that Alicia the demon-queen is the person in the harem that wants tender loving now. While Samantha the virgin wants the crazy aggressive fucking.

>>10220145

Holy Wards hidden in our room, probably.

Exactly why wee need that Tentacle Machine built ASAP. She can modify one of the cleaning bots if she's short on parts/time.

Next session: Disneyland & Gender bending action

>>10220145
Seeing Alicias sentiments concerning Sam it's unlikely she'd help her.

>>10220162
Nah, I was too busy looking elsewhere to look at the center of the-oh, damn it.

>>10220175

Our mansion is like the Eye of Terror. Sanity need not apply.

>>10220175
>Samantha the virgin

After what she did to Jehanne? Not anymore.

>>10220187

Hell, she'd probably turn right around and help *us* to get one over on Sam.

...perhaps we could consult with her on techniques?

>>10220187
Change that to having her not do as Sam actually wants her too. Then again, when it's for the purpose of seeing what would dampen our powers, she might go along with it if she thinks Sam won't go all the way. Or can otherwise troll her.

>>10220217
She'd probably go ballistic if we ever mentioned wanting to fuck Sam.

>>10220240
she's going to have to get used to the idea eventually, we are trying to get a full blown harem together here

We still haven't given Jehanne any SEXY ORDERS.

We totally need to make her watch tomorrow morning.
Hell, we could blow it on her face and make her go shopping.

Actually, I don't know what would work. We need to test the waters a bit, see what kind of stuff she's into now that she's a Paladin of Sexy.

>>10220240
>>10220347
>>10220217
We should totally play up their rivalry as we get into srs territory with each girl. Sam's at least mature enough to be good spirited about it, and to Alicia it would just be an excuse for MORE DELICIOUS TSUNDERE. Because if two of our many wives are going to be fighting, it should involve sex.

>>10220356
So far, tender loving and what I'd guess is gentle domination. I imagine teasing, denial and toys are definitely in; I imagine she might accept pain as well considering what she was doing before, but that we were actively getting her away from that.

>>10220408

Alicia dominating Sam. Hatesex will be epic, and Alicia is more proficient than Sam can hope to be. Of course our technique should be the best of the bunch (magical!).

>>10220443
So we hook her up with the traditional vibrating-eggs-fucking-everywhere setup, maybe some electric nipple clamps if she's feeling up to it, and then spend the day playing with the remote.

>>10220240

Well, it's not like we need to tell her what the techniques are for right away.

Just cassualy ask for some advice while playing freespace or something, make it casual like an everyday chat.

>>10220726
>freespace

Oh god, it just hit me. The full spectrum of what we have accomplished so far.

We've killed a giant squid and got his boyfriend/girlfriend drunk.
We've started a war in hell just by trolling.
We've levelled Black Mesa.
We made a nerdy girl orgasm herself half unconscious with horribly geeky meta-references.
We turned a QUEEN OF LUST DEMONS into a video-gaming tsundere lolibitch.
We converted a repressed paladin of Bahamut into a PALADIN OF SEXY AWESOME.
We've boned a catgirl about nine thousand times.
We rescued LOVE ITSELF from the depths of Hell.
And just now we epicly trolled a horny exhibitionist maid who could probably kill us with her bare thumbs if she wanted to, using just the power of MIND ORGASMS.

Maid Quest is the best. Quest. Ever.