THE DO IT FAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

>>7327898
I CAN'T FUCKER

SCREAM WITH YOUR MIND!

>>7327909

that is what the Astronomicon is. the Emperors unending pain.

Scream with your ass. It also has the benefit of producing an aroma that will repel any would-be invaders.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HATE.

I have sat on the Golden Throne for 10,000 years.

You cannot realize how long that is until you have experienced what I have experienced.

I have watched my empire crumble from within and without, while I have been forced to watch, endlessly living.

Do you know what I would give to move one finger? To blink? To BREATHE?

I have no mouth.

AND I MUST SCREAM.

When you think about it, the Emperor's entrapment becomes a lot more horrific, considering that according the Imperium Doctrine the Emprah is still conscious.

You know The Warp?

THAT is what has happened to the Emperor's mind after 10,000 years on the Golden Throne.

He doesn't have a mouth, per se, but he already IS screaming.

>>7328039
You mean the Astronomicon? The warp has always existed.

>>7327946

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

>>7327866

Kiss the next 10000 years of your free time good bye bitches

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream

>>7328057
Or, you know...

http://web.archive.org/web/20070227202043/http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/classics/classics_archive/
ellison/ellison1.html

Thread Hijack:

Using whatever RPG system, what kind of IHNM AIMS scenarios can /tg/ generate?

>>7328057

Already read it, and a whole shit-ton of other tvtropes pages. Though sometimes I'm astounded at how rage inducing some of the articles can be. And the fact that they feel the need to tag the "subjective tropes" with "SUBJECTIVE" at the very top of the page. I'm not an idiot, I know what's subjective, goddammit.

>>7328077

"No archived versions of the page you requested are available. If the page is still available on the Internet, we will begin archiving it during our next crawl."

Well fuck

>>7328133
It's linked off the wikipedia page, and I'm rereading it right now...

>>7328102
3.5 Edition:

-Flesh to Stone
-Shape Stone
-Stone to Flesh
-Stasis (spell)
-Imprisonment (spell)

Have fun being trapped in a demi-plane for all eternity with a misshapen body and without the ability to move a muscle, but remaining conscious the entire time.

> I am a great soft jelly thing.


foolish AM, it should have changed me into the little girl. that would be the ultimate punishment :)

>>7328223
That'll do it.

>>7328223
Why stop there?

Use Flensing (CM), then enchant an amulet to continually apply the Internal Fire (CM) spell to the wearer. As a final touch, give him a circlet that has an insane regen rate enchanted into it.

Your AHNM AIMS has now been upgraded to include flaying the man while he can only watch, giving him the worse case of Heart Burn (or Organ Burn, as the case may be) in the multi-verse, and he constantly regenerates the damage, so he does not die.

>>7328223
>>7328349
I have a mouth. AND I'M FUCKING SCREAMING

>>7328400
Seriously. That shit's giving me empathetic pains.

>>7328223
To begin with, use the Transfix spell from Complete Mage. It'll paralyze them for the duration, and they'll be aware of it. The Flesh to Stone + Shape Stone mutilation is a nice touch, but lets crank it up a notch.

Turn it into a Golem while it is Stone. You now have a Stone Golem. Use Stone to Flesh. You now have a Flesh Golem.

Use Awaken Construct from Spell Compendium to make your Flesh Golem sentient.

Building on >>7328349, enchant the amulet with both Internal Fire and Avasculate (Spell Compendium, causes internal organs/blood to be purged through skin), so now not only are his insides on fire, they are bubbling out through his skin in black, vitriolic puddles. Fun times.

As for the Regen circlet, instead make it an integral part of the Flesh Golem, and have the Circlet pumped up with regen (sadly, I don't have much experience designing those).

Its the little touches that count, after all!

>>7328349
>>7328223
>>7328567
Remind me never to join your games. Ever.

No, not even ever. NEVER EVER.

>>7328567
>not only are his insides on fire, they are bubbling out through his skin in black, vitriolic puddles

>>7328567
Rai-guy and Kimmuriel smile upon these thoughts.

There is no alignment twisted enough for this thread.

o hai gaiz wats goin on in dis trea- OH GOD WAT

>>7328567
...
I was going to post some ideas...but...my god...
What could I hope to do?

>>7328349
>>7328223
>>7328567

>>7328567
Making him a Flesh Golem wouldn't work out all that well. It is implied that they feel no pain (and that the Frenzy ability is just their metabolism pumping them up to prolong their usefulness, not an actual, emotional reaction to pain).

What you want to do is:

A) Awaken the Golem's sentience
B) Give the Flesh Golem a working, human nervous system.
C) Make sure his mind has remained intact enough. If it has, then explain what is about to happen to him in excruciating detail.
D) ???
E) An eternity later, once the prerequisites to release him from his Imprisonment are met:
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>>7328567
>>7328223
>>7328349
THIS is Chaotic Evil.

ITT: WE ARE ALL THANKFUL THAT FA/TG/UYS DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO D&D MAGIC

>>7328733
Too planned out for Chaotic Evil. Seems more like High-Octane Nightmarishly Lawful Evil

>>7328715

Holy christ this thread is intimidating and horrible.

>>7328223
>>7328722
>>7328567
>>7328349

...Hold me, /tg/.

Hold me. And don't let go.

Please, for the love of god, DO NOT LET GO.

>>7328714
I mean, shit...My plan involved Hold Person, a Scrying pool, and a Wand of Lover's Pain...

>>7328787
The cold, gentle grip of silence is the only eternal embrace you will ever know.

Pray it is allowed to you.

>>7328567
But how can you be sure that the awakened golem's "soul" will be the same as the guy you started with?

I'm pretty sure pulling off any of these plans insures you'll be marked as "One hard core motherfucker" once you die and go to whatever hell that corresponds to you.

i've always been a Book of Vile darkness kind of guy

>>7328787
Okay.

last time I screamed, one of my sons soul was obliterated and his existence ended.

>>7328839
Who gives a fuck?
It feels pain.

>>7328857
And there's a demon or devil or whatever there waiting for them. "Think you're so bad. Well you're NOT! And now you're a Lemure! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"

This thread has been cranked up to 11 on the Nightmare Fuel level.

How about we break the knob?

Add the Creeping Cold spell from Spell Compendium to the mix. Burnt alive, bodily organs/fluids being pushed out through the skin, and now fluids on the outside of the skin/inside the skin freeze solid and break, giving you frostbite and festering, frozen, flaming, sores.

Then, to make matters worse, add on top of that a Dire Hunger spell, which basically turns them into a ravenous eating machine that feels terrible pain if it isn't eating something. It still lets them keep their sentience though. So now this man is abominably hungry to the point where if he could, he would quite willingly eat his own torso to fight the hunger. Except he is still held in place, due to the Stasis spell placed on him.

>>7328911
Christ, now he's Tantalus too.

>>7328860
The problem with that spell is the line "the target is insensate."
The true torture comes from being aware of the suffering.
Like a cursed ring that once put on, casts time stop continuously, and can't be removed. You age your entire life before anyone else can do anything.

Personally, I'm trying to extrapolate something off of Ironguard, so that you can't touch anything.

>>7328223
>>7328567
>>7328349
>>7328911
>>7328722

...Jesus christ, how the fuck are you guys finding MORE things to pile on this poor fucker?

Until just now, I hadn't realized how nightmare fuel a high level wizard or sorcerer could be, using just the player's handbook.
Silence a room, and whenever someone pisses you off, feeblemind and Binding Metamorphosis/Minimus Containment. have a closet full of the immortal, helpless beings you've defeated.

>>7328567
>>7328349
>>7328722
>>7328223

Attempting to contribute, but there shouldn't there also be something like Programmed Amnesia (CA)? Wiping their happiest memories away, amplifying their worst memories to be even worse, make them lose track of time and give them painful memories of infinite suffering, whether or not they happened. The other spells crush them physically, sure, but their mind needs a good flensing as well, agreed?

So many players in my previous groups that I would have used such an artifact on.

>>7328911

Something in me wants to make it so that they suffer from things they've done, so I send them to eat their own families, vocal chords too deformed to scream and his tear ducts sealed shut so he can't even cry while he devours his family

Psions are actually better at this.

Silopsism. Put them in their own head, in a dreamworld of your devising. They lie there comatose, until such time as you release them....or they die. And since it takes minimal effort to feed them, you take their loved one, explain the situation....and then lay an attraction effect with a permanent duration on them , making them attracted to the idea of their loved one remaining alive with them.

After turning them both into Elan so they live FOREVER.

>>7329033
An excellent point, and I applaud that initiative. I think we could also add the Maddening Whispers spell and the Nightmare Lullaby spell on top of that.

Create memories that start off happy and eventually degrade into horrifying fates. Use the Maddening Whispers to be a low background hum at the beginning, then becoming a deafening cacophony once the Nightmare Lullaby/Programmed Amnesia memory reaches its peak.

Then, the nightmare seemingly ends, and a different memory boots up, starting happy. And it will end the same way. Ad infinitum.

He is vaguely aware of his condition at the start of the new memories, and becomes increasingly aware as the nightmares progress.

/tg/ I looked for a reaction image for this thread and I can't find one

I am going to bed if I kill something in my sleep I am pinning it on you, Anonymous.

Such a beautiful hate for players. Please, go on. :3
Pic related.

>this thread

>>7329158

Very(VERY) undo-able. There is no known way to do that(Unless you can get the other elan to, and I doubt they would). It's only(Very) likely to bring down the elan on YOU.

The only thing worse than what has been done to this man, is what he will do when he is freed from his torment.

He'll come for you. Hell will come with him.

Pic related

>>7329323

Hee!

>>7329279
He is an Awakened Flesh Golem. Even if he could conceive of coming after us with whats left of his shattered mind, we could still stop him, being his creator.

No, what we must do, is bring the man back from imprisonment every other month.

Why, you ask?

First, we obliterate the minds of his loved ones, crafting our own reality for them. Make them be our willing slaves of their own free will (after the mind-rape, that is).

Next, periodically harvest pieces of their flesh. Bones, fingers, anything will do, as long as we have a steady supply.

Then, we bring the poor bastard back in a room with his loved ones gathered inside, and release his bonds.

Remember, this is the man who is hungry enough to eat his own torso. How do you think he will react once seeing all that fresh meat, even if it IS his family/loved ones?

Once he's eaten them, bind him again, and imprison him again.

Then, use a body part to cast Resurrection and bring them back. Rinse, repeat, ad infinitum or until you get bored.

>>7329279

That's a sign you're not doing it right. If you've done it properly, his mind has been so warped by the torture that he can't even form a coherent thought.

What I'd do is, every few years or so I set it up so that he can escape from his torment, then when he corners me I exclaim "how did you stay sane?!" When he responds, I incapacitate him using a failsafe I already installed inside him. He is paralyzed, but not hurt. The fear would be the worst part; one thing making him unable to enjoy his brief reprieve. I then modify his torture so that the thoughts that kept him sane are leached out of him. When it becomes impossible to get him to gather the willpower to escape, it means I've won. He is now such a pathetic, broken creature that he cannot fathom the concept of hope, or believe that there is anything beyond suffering, thinking that his life before constant torture was just a strange dream he had.

>>7329348

The flensed off flesh from Flensing could also be used to create the bricks and mortar, sealing the victim away in a cocoon with the flesh to stone bit.

>>7329323
Source?

You people are why we have Paladins.

ITT: High Octane Nightmare Fuel Unleaded, Cranked PAST 11 with a side order of Eye Scream.

>>7329439
Ah, the noble Paladin with his fucking ludicrously high saves. He alone may be un-torturable through such mundane means as eternal suffering, but... He is not everywhere at once, and his is a life built around defending the weak.

you forgot something, very important. At an irrigular (and infrequent) intervals you need to let him experience unadultered joy and happyness, for lets say 15 minutes. Remember suffering is all fine and dandy, but without a fram of reference, its just becomes normal. Allowing those breif (and ever more infrequent) times of happyness help keeps things in perspective. The persepective in this case of course being horrid tortures.

>>7329454
On the contrary.

A Paladin could probably make the Saves to survive quite easily... But could he make the Save DCs to break free?

Gentlemen, I think our Man is a Paladin.

>>7329462
No, not joy and happiness. Just average, everyday feeling.

With a countdown to when the horror starts again.

>>7329473
If the save is possible to pass, the paladin will pass it, and even if it isn't he's some sort of unbreakable holy god-warrior thing.
No, what you want is somebody who can't fall back on MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD FUCK YOUR MAGIC hax. I nominate the druid, because hippies have it coming.

>>7329480
no joy and happyness, the greater the difference, the more powerfull the effect. "How far have I fallen" sort of thing. going from +10 to -10 is worse than going from 0 to -10

>>7329462
See
>>7329166

Starts off happy, maybe even pleasurable, with him nearly forgetting what has happened to him. A casual dream scenario that gradually devolves into a crawling pit of horror and fear, with the murmurs of the damned slowly growing in strength until the cacophony threatens to drive him mad.

In the final stages, he becomes aware of what is happening to him. Coincidentally, his magical torture items are set so that they only activate when he is not affected by the Nightmare Lullaby, which means until his NL item kicks in again, he is experiencing all of those other effects.

And then he falls back to sleep again, and the cycle begins anew...

>>7329473

What we do in case of paladin is hold them to a rule that every time they attempt to break free, you are poised to capture 5 expecting mothers and force them and their unborn child to suffer the treatment.

Make them choose to fail saves on their own.

>>7329493
>>7329473
>>7329454

If it is a paladin at some point(oh yes...) the god WILL take notice, and WILL intervene. As a servant of that god(or even just to show that you can't slap his/her shit around) will be watched, and it will be noticed.

>>7329541

That is beyond(you idiot!) foolish. It makes you a MUCH(X-box huge!) target, as more and more people vanish. Because, he WILL keep trying to break free. Why(it's so simple...) If he does, he can stop it, and free them(and condemn you to all sorts of fun).

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream

This shit is like nightmare caffeine in text form.

>>7329585

You don't necessarily have to actually do it, you just need him convinced that it's happening.

Someone cast finger of death on the poor fucker and end his torment.

Illusion spell so that he sees his friends and family, and they detest him for what he's become and what he's allowed to happen to him.

Summation of this thread?

Required Spells:

Flesh to Stone
Stone to Flesh
Awaken construct
Dire Hunger
Internal Fire
Avasculate
Stasis
Maddening Whispers
Nightmare Lullaby
Creeping Cold


Also some absurdly high health regen spell, to repair damage.

Steps:

1) Cast Flesh to Stone
2) Cast Stone to Flesh. You get a Flesh Golem
3) Cast Awaken Construct. Your Golem is now self-aware
4) Cast Stasis
5) Cast Dire Hunger, Internal Fire, Avasculate, Creeping Cold.
6) Cast Maddening Whispers
7) Use Nightmare Lullaby to corrupt memories (some real, some implanted) from happy

dreams to hellish nightmares.

>>7329598
Damn you I... wait i dont have anything to do, i'm okay with this.

>>7329616
He's a construct.

FoD doesn't work on Constructs.

Someone save this thread.

>>7329651
It has been archived.

You are now imagining that the universe of WH40k is in fact the Emperor's living nightmare, as described here>>7329504.

Guess what? He is due to wake soon.

>>7329598
It...it has a Troper Tales page. And I Must Scream has a FUCKING TROPER TALES PAGE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

i dont know much about 40k but didint the emprah come to be cus alot of mystics reincarnated in the saem body, if they let him die can't he do it again.

>>7329612

Then he STILL fights(no matter what). It's rather pointless, and may only give him rage(at YOU). And that same thing will go trough his mnd" If he's willing do that, then he's capable of anything. Gods forgive me, but I must stop him".

Okay, now how many of you would actually be willing to do this shit in-game, if given the chance?

How about IRL?

Honestly considering how all powerful the emprah is he probably got infinite imagination to keep himself entertained while he waits to be freed.

>>7329698
In game? I'm already planning on doing it to the epic-level Rogue.

IRL? Can't think of anyone I'd subject to this much concentrated hate.

>>7329707

Yeah, but if you roll with that theory, he's got infinite impatience too.

>>7329698
I would not divide one punishment of one tenth of this caliber amongst all of the evil men to ever live, nor amongst every man who has ever crossed me atop that number. I would not inflict this punishment on one man to save the rest of the human race. The very idea of something so horrible is an affront to the very concept of existence.

>>7329716
I'd do the exact opposite irl. Subject someone to an eternity of physical and emotional pleasure. Living out every happy memory, every secret fantasy, as if it were actually happening.

Is there anyway to do that in DnD?

>>7329733
Pretty easy, considering the hoops we're jumping through to achieve damnatus.

>>7329671

Emperor = Cthulhu?

That would explain a lot...

> I would not divide one punishment of one tenth of this caliber amongst all of the evil men to ever live,

Jim Profit and Red Machine D thank you profusely

>>7329733

Kill them and hope they were good aligned.

>>7329759
This, but all the other bad namefags as well.

Especially /v/ ones.

>>7329323
Sauce?

>>7329767


you would hurt Red Machine D?
You're just going to have to get in line. /sp/ wants to beat his fat ginger ass first.

>>7329698
IRL? Everyone, for like 40 seconds.

>>7329816
Then have them live their lives in fear of being sent back again, only this time forever.

Maaaaan. I missed all the fun in this thread.

Though I would like to suggest we find a way to monitor our dear paladin's disturbed dreams for whatever vision his subconscious conjures to keep him sane. If it's a person, we wake him early and inform him that the only way he can return to the painless psychological torments of sleep is to transfer his suffering, to the person in question, forever.

That might be a bit overkill with the "and I must scream" tactic, though.

Man up, you pathetic dickbags

>>7329870

Ohh, fun.

When former editor of Elle magazine Jean-Dominique Bauby was struck by locked-in syndrome after a stroke, he managed to communicate through a system of eyeblinks, and wrote a book about his experiences called The Diving-Bell and the Butterfly, later made into a film.

This is basically the gist of Locked in syndrome, wherein you appear comatose, but are actually 100% aware of everything going on. This can go undiagnosed, everyone thinking they're just plain comatose.

* An actual case. This man was thought to be in coma for 23 years. 23 YEARS of lying around and nobody cares for or speaks to you because they think you aren't there. This Troper wonders if that man is still sane.
o He is; ThisTroper read an article in which the man himself put out a statement (they found a way to have him communicate) and apparently he thanks the doctors for his 'second birth'. He spend the 20 years escaping into his memories and fantasy.. Oh, also this sort of misdiagnosis is apparently as common as 40% of all cases. Sleep tight...
(links:
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/man-comatose-23-years-was-actually-conscious-all-along
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34109227/ns/health-more_health_news/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8375326.stm

Empress Dowager Lü Zhi of the Han Dynasty, after having the young prince Ruyi murdered as a perceived threat to her son Hui's throne, tortured his mother, Consort Qi, by hacking off her hands and feet, putting out her eyes, deafening her, and tossing her in a pig pen to live out the rest of her life. (Emperor Hui was so traumatized by his mother's unspeakable and pointless cruelty that he took to drink and died.)

In the book "Musicophilia", Oliver Sacks describes the sad case of conductor Clive Wearing, who suffers from an acute case of both retrograde and anterograde amnesia (i.e. he has lost almost all memories of his past, and is also unable to form new long-term memories, like the protagonist in the film Memento). Wearing is aware that something is terribly wrong with him, but he has no way to learn what has happened or come to terms with it, and is left only with a constantly recurring realization of having been robbed of all past experience. At one point, Wearing's therapist suggested that he might try keeping a diary...

>But his journal entries consisted, essentially, of the statements "I am awake" or "I am conscious," entered again and again every few minutes. He would write, "2.10 pm: this time properly awake....2.14 pm: this time finally awake....2.35 pm: this time completely awake," along with negations of these statements: "At 9.40 pm I awoke for the first time, despite my previous claims." This in turn was crossed out, followed by "I was fully conscious at 10.35 pm, and awake for the first time in many, many weeks." This in turn was canceled out by the next entry. This dreadful journal, almost void of any other content but these passionate assertions and denials, intending to affirm existence and continuity but forever contradicting them, was filled anew each day, and soon mounted to hundreds of almost identical pages." (pp. 203-204)

bampu

>>7330217
Now THAT is fucking depressing.

>>7329698
I'd love to use such an item in a game. As for real-life, I'd damn a few people to such a fate without hesitation, but the flaw is that it comes across as "angsty" to admit such a thing.

>>7330217
Oh, FUCK.

This thread.

Jesus fucking christ.

This thread is the embodiment of AHNM AIMS

WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL ALIVE

>>7329698
I would submit Sergal to it for a full 60 seconds, skipping the Nightmare Lullaby/Maddening Whispers mindfuck.

>>7328223
>>7329166
>>7329033
>>7328911
>>7328722
>>7328567
>>7329348
>>7329504

A ring of Continuous Time-Stop + Word of Unmaking = basically stuck on the event horizon of a black hole for eternity, without the damage to nearby surroundings that would entail.

Bump for horror.

>>7329414
>The flensed off flesh from Flensing could also be used to create the bricks and mortar, sealing the victim away in a cocoon with the flesh to stone bit.

Oh god what

FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

i can fap to this.jpeg

Bumpan' for WHY U DO THIS

>>7330217

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>>7330217

I can use this in my horror game tonight Jesus Christ is there a pdf or something somewhere?

>>7336778

More info on him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmzU47i2xgw

Now I know why the Chaos gods let Abbadon lose. Because the Emperor after 10,000 years of this shit + the constant worship of quadrillions of humans over the course of 10,000 + all that psychic energy simmering and bubbling over like a tea kettle about to explode + his corpse dieing = some very nasty horrors the likes which even they probably don't want to know about.
On that what do the Chaos gods think about him dieing?

40k is the nolanverse
big E = batman
chaos gods = joker

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>>7328077

Thank you for not being a vapid retard like the rest of these people.

>>7336955
I don't know about that. The Emperor didn't have any morals that the Chaos Gods could work to overcome. It'd just be two amoral douchebags pounding on each other.

>>7336918

No I've heard of him. I need the journal. The PCs can find it somewhere. It'd be awesome.

This thread pleases me in ways that I never knew. Is that bad?

I HAVE NO DICK AND I MUST FAP

/tg/ = AM

HATE. HATE. HATE.

I hope my players are reading this...

Hello there. I am the OP from yesterday.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE.

>>7340880
You had a nominally interesting first post. People latched onto it, and it reached a moderately interesting discussion about the book itself.

Then the DMs of /tg/ got to work on this thread.

>>7329439
I think you mean, Avengers.


Though not isolating ones..cause I don't wanna be alone with ANY of these fuckers.

HOOOOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEAAAAAATH

OH PLEASE GOD WAKE ME

This thread makes me happy.

>>7328860
>>7328926
>insensate to anything but the excruciating pain

he can still feel the pain and nothing else.

What's the evil name for a paladin? Yeah, I can see them and their buddies getting all over this for their ends.

>>7341108
in 4th, an evil paladin, in 3rd, a blackguard

I find this all hilarious.

That is the most demented Ellison short EVER. Christ.

That shit gives me chills.

ITT Ellison lives up to his self hype because of one story

According to a widely told (possibly apocryphal) story, once when Harlan Ellison was in his twenties, at an SF con, he approached a good-looking young woman, and, after some conversation, said: "What would you say to a little fuck?" And she replied: "I'd say, why hello, you little fuck."

>>7336928

Jesus... That's a thought. What impression is Emprah's probable insanity having on the Warp?

I don't even have an image to represent how horrible this thread is.

I read this one last thread before going to bed.

That was a bad idea.

I hate you /tg/

Ok, I never come to /tg/, since i don't know much of this stuff, and i read this entire thread.

You guys are awesome. I applaud to your board.

He has a mouth. Pic related.

>>7345106

>>7345106

>>7330208
Actually, there are doubts about whether the man can truly speak or not. The woman helping him claims that she can feel from the motions in the man's finger that that is where he wants his finger to go on the touchpad, but some scientists claim that it's like a ouija board. So the man might to this day be screaming inside that that is not what he wants to say.
It'd be pretty damn horrible.

>>7345149
Yea, his response to the whole ordeal seems altogether too simplistic.

He should be stark-raving incoherent after all that.

>>7328306
>foolish AM, it should have changed me into the little girl. that would be the ultimate punishment :)

And AM changed me again. I am little girl thing, cute all around and made immortal. I am fucktoy to horrors no man could dream of. Sometimes they tear my body into pieces, sometimes they twist my dreams into terrible nightmares and othertimes they just rape me for days. I've been in such state for far longer than I can remeber and and the most the worst thing is that slowly I am starting to like it.

I have tentacle-cock in my mouth and I MUST SCREAM!

The entirety of eternity is a travesty we will never see.

Try that. Say it out loud. Tell me it doesn't feel good on the tongue.

>>7345373
I have a sore throat, so no.

>>7345240
IT'S AAWRIGHT!

>>7345240
>And AM changed me again. I am little girl thing, cute all around and made immortal. I am fucktoy to horrors no man could dream of. Sometimes they tear my body into pieces, sometimes they twist my dreams into terrible nightmares and othertimes they just rape me for days.

Isn't that the kind of thing that AM actually did? IIRC he took the woman who was a virgin her whole life and spent a good 50 years fucking with her body while fucking her body.

>>7329462
That's a fun thought. I don't know about the game mechanics of it, but it might be fun to have the person "wake up from a nightmare", with some memory manipulation and the like. Just wake up in a surrounding what seems like reality for one day, with the memory of the long perioids of torture a little fogged but still vivid and horrifying for a dream. Then watch him squirm and struggle against falling asleep again. And when he finally falls asleep, start the whole process again.

For extra points, the villain should propably pretend, with help from memory manipulation spells, to be a family member or a close friend who'd be present in that brief "waking world" perioid.

shit, /tg/... wtf are you doing?!
don't ever change

>>7327866
Warhammer lore is fucking awesome

Great book/story OP.

Not trolling.

Seriously people, go out and read it.

Jeez guys, this all sounds pretty mean. The worst I ever came up with was to amputate a person's limbs, snip their vocal cords, hook them up to life support, and then run a group of wires into the part of the brain that processes pain. I figure if you alternate the pattern every so offten, you could achive a state of all consuming agony that they could never get used to. That would last about as long as you could mechanicaly keep them alive. I thought about this in case we ever catch Bin Laden. :)