We have lots of those, what of it?

I lolled

>>7311324

10 thrones says it was stairs.

inb4 Sororitas Ziva

Hey look, it's Captain Jack Harkness!

>>7311424
Along with bumbling Adept McGee, perky Techpriest Abby, and snarky wiseass Interrogator DiNozzo.

Though I think Ziva fits better with the Officio Assassinorum.

OH GOD YES!
Techpriest Timothy "Greenhorn" McGee reporting

>>7311452

Assassin Ziva DOES work better... Sororitas Kate, perhaps, given that she was somewhat... not uptight, but sterner than Ziva

Oh boy. This oughta be good.

*Starts the popcornicus*

>>7311324
Awesome!

Terra's highest rated TV drama!

>>7311511
makes sense though.
Soritas, space nuns w/ guns.
Kate was Catholic... :/

What would "Ducky" be?

I think this thread made me spontaneously orgasm.

>>7311566
Apothecary?

>>7311566

An extremely old Adept.

The fucker knows ridiculous amounts of absolutely off-the-wall shit.

>>7311566
Magos Biologis, of course. With a bit of Rune Priest on him.

So, Inquisitor L.J. Gibbs, of the Ordo Hereticus. Formerly a sniper in the Guard, he retains the discipline that this training instilled in him, applying it to his investigations.

He applies both the threat and the application of physical violence to his team, always pushing them towards the truth.

Hints of latent psyker abilities have, as yet, been unfounded, but he does possess a very keen "gut sense," as he terms it

>>7311588
He's constantly on the border of heretikal knowledge. The point of his character is for the writers to see how far they can push it.

DAH THIS WILL WORK!

So this marine, got any info, boss?

Interrogator Antonius "Tony" DiNozzo, formerly a Gunmetallican Arbitrator. He is brash, cocky, not nearly as popular with the ladies as he would have everyone believe... and a devout servant of the Emperor.

Beneath his flaky exterior lies a stout heart and a canine-like tenacity.

His competitiveness and flirtations lead him into occasional friendly conflict with both male and female (respectively) members of his team.

Acts in Gibbs' stead when the Inquisitor is tied up elsewhere

>>7311324
No John, you are the dead space marine.

DiNozzo would also have some Arbites thrown in, he used to be a cop after all.

Best. Thread. Ever. (Read as: Bump for something greater then justice.. THE EMPRAH!)

Eh, Mr. Plamer would you run this sample to Abby if you're reading this in my voice?

Do want.

What about Ari?

He's some kind of Chaos Lord.

Sister Caitlyn Todd, of the Order of the Seeking Eye. Sister Todd was recruited by the Inquisitor, after she assisted him with foiling an attempt on a planetary governor's life. During their joint investigation, it was revealed that Sister Todd was working a little TOO closely with some of the security staff. At this point, her Order was preparing sanctions against her. The Inquisitor was only too happy to sieze the opportunity to work with her quick mind and reflexes again, and conscripted her with an Inquisitorial Edict.

Sister Todd, while being a Sister Militant, has worked with both the Orders Dialogus and Famulous, giving her a broad skill set that has proven useful on several occasions in the teams investigations.

>>7311743

Give me a little time to work with Ari... I'm planning some Tzeentchian dickery for his character. After all, that whole arc REEKED of "Just as planned" :(

"Now see here, Jethro, this particular wound - the flesh is roughly cut, almost torn, while the bone is rather heavily damaged, as if crushed, but over a very narrow area, with little bruising of the surrounding tissue, as if dealt by some sort of large blunt axe, such as one of the crudely-made melee weapons commonly used by orks. However, the rest of the body is largely unmolested, rather unlike a typical orkish victim, which usually suffers multiple such wounds. Quite unusual."

Whats this idea that Tony doesn't get much tail?

Tony is ALWAYS getting tail, he just has commitment issues and screws it up after the third date.

Of course he usually gets her in the sack on the FIRST date so it's not so much of an issue.

I love this thread

>>7311766
Then what of Ziva alongside of Ari? They did work Mossad together. Would it be safe to say she has the possibility of heresy in her, well.... more than most of the group?

>>7311717

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...-

>>7311743
He's dead.

Oh, goody. My favorite show is on. Custode, would you mind adjusting the volume? It seems my ears have rotted off..

Techpriest Timoteus "Tim" McGee is a relatively new inductee to Inquisitor Gibbs' team. He is, socially, very awkward (either as a result of joining the Mechanicum vestry, or the reason for it). He is continually antagonized by Interrogator DiNozzo, who refers to him as "Adeptus Stultius," or "Neophyte."

Of late, however, McGee has begun showing that not only are his technical skills (almost) beyond compare, but he possesses a decent investigative mind, and is a decent shot with his las-pistol.

His Mechadendrite has attachments for interfacing with almost any cogitator database that the team runs across (usually with a great deal of sanctimonius nonsense, which most people think is associated with the Mechanicum. The Mechanicum permits this, as it shows respect for the Omnissiah without revealing their secrets. All binary is synthesized through a white-noise generator)

Remember that time that Techpriest McGee accidentally shot that Arbite?

>>7311798

It's not that he DOESN'T get the ladies... just that he doesn't always get what he chases, and he chases so MUCH of it, that the opportunities for humor are Legion *grins*

The fact that a man named JETHRO is in charge of whether innocent men live or die says something about the Marines. Who's his boss, Cletus?

Magos Biologos Danauld "Anatis" Mallard assists the team. An expert in both human, abhuman, common mutant and many xenos physiologies, Magos Mallard has been to countless worlds, always learning - and he has tales to share about every experience he's ever had. An enhanced internal cogitator ensures that not only can he differentiate between Eldar Shuriken weapon injuries and those inflicted by human hands, but he is certain to have an anecdote that may have a passing association with the subject matter at hand. Possibly.

Assisting Magos Mallard is Initiate Palmer, who has much to learn about the world in which our agents of the Inquisition travel...

Ari is an assassin of the same house as Ziva who fell to chaos.

I'mmoniteringthisthread.jpg

Assisting the team is Engineseer Abigaila "Abby" Sciuto. Quirky, even by Techpriest standards, Abby has a strong rapport with the Inquisitor, who appears to treat her as a daughter. Abby has eschewed gratuitous physical augmentations, preferring to expand her cogitator's storage and speed.

She has several Servo-skulls that assist her in her dissection of the various pieces of technical evidence that the team uncovers, each of which she assigns a rank and name, based on their functions.

Abby is never seen without a cup of her favorite staggeringly energizing beverage, Caf-Blam. Inquisitor Gibbs is usually on-hand to provide one, as he well knows the effects of going without one's beverage.

Enginseer Sciuto is adorned with several electoos, many of which may be more than just decorative... [thinking of utilizing them as interfaces for computers, maybe...]

She has been known to play sciphus with some equally eccentric members of the local Sororitas order.

>>7312028

haters get out

>>7312152
I dig it! I can work with that... Hrmm....

we need to archive this. The God-Emperor commands it.

>>7312028
You're the kind of person the world would be better without. Do us all a favor and kill yourself.

kate would've been better as an adeptus custodes (she protected the president)

>>7312279
they aren't women, though.

>>7312279
>>7312283
And Inquisitors don't have the pull to requisition a Custodes. Hell, they don't have the pull to even question a Custodes.

>>7312279

>>7312279

I thought about that, but it's not outside the realm of plausibility (in MY 40K? It's more likely than you might think) that she's had experience protecting top members of the Ecclesiarchy... maybe even the governor's Head Pontiff wossname

>>7312320
Custodes are never seen outside of the Imperial Palace though.

A recent case investigated by Gibbs has revealed that to Officio Assassinorum has managed to place an operative close to a sector-wide chaos cult, specializing in small-level tactics that are quite out of the ordinary for such groups.

Rather than draw attention to themselves, they strike strategic targets that are designed to inflict terror on the populations of their respective planets. These strikes have been highly effective.

An incident wherein two cultist bodies were brought to Magos Mallard's mortuary for examination (the cult's movements may be tracked through evidence left both within and without their bodies; despite the risk of taint, Anatis is more than willing to work on them if it means silencing this cult forever) has left Gibbs with a burning desire to remove the operative. Despite his frequently loose interpretations of rules and guidelines, Gibbs knows that to remove this operative will cost the Calixus Sector the entire investigation, and he is far too professional to risk that.

But he eagerly awaits the moment when he will cross paths with Arium Haswari again...

>>7312279
she was part of a planetary governors guard detail

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so what about the guys from NCIS LA?

During the course of this investigation, another member of the same Callidus temple as Naswari was assigned to "provide intel," (in reality, to ensure that the Inquisitor's team didn't get too close to Naswari and blow his cover). This assassin, Ziva Dav'id has shown signs that she doesn't feel entirely comfortable with her dual role. Her ties to her temple are strong (her father is, after all, it's head member), but she resonates with the faith displayed by Gibb's team, and she wonders if her skills might not be better served working with the Inquisition directly, rather than as a servant of her temple.

It would surely take some major event to cause her to make her decision, one way or the other.

It is to note that, perhaps not-so-coincidentally, the operative undercover within the cult is her half-brother.

>>7312500

Someone else is going to have to pick up the torch with THAT Inquisition team... I haven't seen the show

>>7312535
you should see it, it is almost as good as the original series

bump this bitch!

>>7312574

Are we watching the same show? The characters are great, but the stories are pretty lousy.