FUCK

The votes for this year's xmas mini were close but ultimately it was Santa Ork that won.

This year's runner up was Skaven Santa.

>>7255333
Holy fuck you are crazy Script.

Love it, 10/10

Bonuspoints if you try to field it in a 40k game.

>>7255353
An' 'ere's Roodolf da red squig-reindeer. E' wont do zog ta you if youz been propa orky dis year but if youz been mukkin' about e'll bite yer gob off.

Looks like we...


Are baked.

>>7255364
And lastly a back angle shot

gingerbread stompa, paint it. with iceing.

>>7255353
Fun story. One time I went to a GW with a friend, because we were interested in trying Warhammer.

The red shirt wanted to hit me with a book because I mentioned I wanted to make a Santa Ork.

Fucking faggots, all of them.

The core of the stompa was made out of a single sheet of gingerbread bent around a measuring cup.
>My thanks to my grandma who came up with the idea. You're tops!

There you go.

The bossplate and head were made in a similar way

Any propa stompa worth it's bitz has a big gob and boss horns!
>This is the 3rd gob I used, the 2 previous ones broke apart

>I'll be replying to every one of you after I'm done dumping there, thanks for all your posts :3

Needs more smokestacks. Or waffelstacks.

Then all that there was left to do was attaching the arms

Haha ohwow.

/tg/s best tripfag or /tg/s bestest tripfag?

And that's how it came together. Took around 11 hours in total to make.

>>7255434
Too busy drooling over all the gingerbread.

OMNOMNOM.

>>7255434
HE IS BOTH.
As an ork player, this delicious win thread is my gift from /tg/, thanks guys.

other side
>the original plan had a 6-barrel liquorice gun for the left arm but that proved to be too heavy for the frosting to handle

1:Field Gingerbread Stompa in apoc game.
2:When/If a Weapon is destroyed, eat it!
3:???
4:PROFIT!

rolled 21 = 21

So wait, does all that cakey goodness function as ablative armour?

Surely it negates the double roll for under range penetration, at least.

The neck looks a bit shitty but meh. Low angle shots are always cool.
>I'm not 100% sure but I think it's almost 1/1 size to the GW stompa, unlike the Gingerbreadnaught which was huge compared to a real one.

So... So, Scriptarius.

Are you going to pretend to be some kind of Tyranid when you eat this?

i bet you start eating the gun first, then horns then taking chunks out of its arse.

I'Z DA GINGABREADIEST!

rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10

>>7255464
A challenger appears!

Rollan for lazcannon fire

rolled 5, 1, 6 = 12

>>7255503
fergot picture

>>7255361
It's a bit unyeildy to take anywhere as it tends to crumble and it's bloody huge. I had to stuff a bucket full of paper and carry it in there to get it from my grandma's back to my apartment.
>>7255366
YEEEEEEAH
>>7255380
I was thinking of writing /tg/ or WAAAGH on it but I ran out of frosting
>>7255381
Aye, redshirts suck.
>>7255396
Cheers wolfcunt
>>7255434
I only try to do my best.
>>7255439
It's smells good too~
>>7255445
glad you like it
>>7255458
I'd be tempted to assault everything so I can eat it faster
>>7255461
Immune to meltas, they only bake it to be more delicious
>>7255474
The Scriptarius Biotitan observed in the battle of Finlandia ate an entire Stompa in just a few minutes. Imperial records hold no more data of the creature.
>>7255475
Actually I might start with the smokestacks as they might come off more easily.

>>7255503
>>7255513
I counter with...
My puppy

rolled 42 = 42

A true test for the orky boss is to consume the beast from the inside out over a period of days, without leaving any visible evidence on the outside.

Then, you can fill it with more boom.

>>7255529
buy more or make more with butter and iceing suger and food colouring.

>>7255542
Oh shit do you have more pics? THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLE!

>>7255542
DAWWWWWWW

>>7255565
Why yes, yes I do

rolled 43 = 43

>>7255542

That is incredibly cute.
Does it fluff up when it dries out?

now with +25% snow

rolled 85 = 85

>>7255576

Oh lawd i want one.

Nice socks too.

It's tiny =3

Munatotin voimilla taas varmaan totakin väännettiin.

puppy loev box

>>7255589
Kaakaon, kokiksen ja kaljan jos nyt ihan tarkkoja ollaan. Ja piparitaikinan. Om nom nom sunnuntain taikinaa~

hello puppy :3

>>7255598
Counts as SW, amirite?

Puppy meet ginga stompa?

And finally, my thanks to Dranon for making me almost choke to death laughing at this pic.

>>7255542
>>7255576
>>7255581
>>7255586
>>7255592
>>7255598
Oh my god, what is this thing?

>>7255604
sadly can't do that as the puppy is at my parents' house and I'm at my apartment

>>7255608
It's one of these, as a puppy.
It's moe~

rolled 4 = 4

>>7255606

Okay, that's scary.

Puppy not so cute anymore.
Please tell me you lock it up during a full moon.

>>7255606
So Dranon has done something good in this world too.

I laughed pretty hard.

I stuck a photo of it into my Deviantart just incase someone wants to leave a comment.

http://assberryfaggot.deviantart.com/art/Gingerbread-Stompa-147732708

Scripty, you have done enough for this board to be proclaimed a living saint.

>>7255708
A-fucking-greed. This was true even before but goddamnit man this is the best thing that's been posted here like, EVER.

I wanted to do something as well for The christ day, But I am lazy, So I'm decorating an Ice Cream cake, Pictures of my lazyness will follow later.

Also, Awesome Scriptarius, I'm starting to think you are the lost Primarch.

>This year's runner up was Skaven Santa.

NEXT YEAR SANTORK! NEXT YEAR!

[shakes tiny fist impotently]

Bumping the best thread on /tg/

Fucking awesome OP, I hope you have a great Christmas ::3

Best thread of the decade.

>>7255708
>>7255724
Scriptarius.
The assembly of /tg/ has cast it's vote. Due to your great achievements in the art of crafting, that should be an example to us all, we now confer upon you the right to found your own noble house and declare you to be a Paragon of the people.

ALL HAIL PARAGON SCRIPTARIUS!

So what are you gonna do with the gingerbread stompa now?

>GINGERBREAD STOMPA

VICTORY AT SEA!

THAT IS ALL. KEEP BEING AWESOME, SCRIPTARIUS.

Venerable Gringerbreadnaught deserves a photo too

rolled 14 = 14

>>7255812
HAIL SCRIPTARIUS!

>>7255708
>>7255724
>>7255812
I... I really don't know what to say. Thankyou. I'm honoured to see my works are so liked.

>>7255874

YOU ALWAYS DELIVER AND NEVER ANNOY. HOW CAN WE NOT LOVE YOU?

XENOS SCUM! YOU SHALL NOT TAKE OVER EMPEROR'S DAY!

>>7255881

Together, they fight crime?

>>7255879
Again, I'm honoured.

YOUZ SHUT YER GROT-LOVIN' GOB YA SQUIG 'EAD! DIS IS AN ORKMAS THREAD!

Most delightful

>>7255885
LET US FIGHT CRIME TOGETHER!
AWROIT!

>>7255855
Photo of the year

Epic bump for orkdom

Holy shit, Scripty, you're awesome. I honestly didn't think the Gingerbreadnought could be topped.

The only real question I have now is what the fuck do I bake next year?
A Baneblade?
A Warlord Titan?

>>7255963
TITAN
DO IT

>>7255963

Gingerbread Leman Russes and Santa Creed!

>>7255963
A warhound, with a photo of your puppy stuck on as a head.

>>7255963
Gingerbread God-Emperor

>>7255963
Box of kriegerbreads

>>7255993
That reminds me I should finish that plastic Emperor I was making.
>>7255970
The crazy part is it might work.
>>7255986
I like this. Santa creed might look hilarious
>>7255990
D'aww
>>7255998
Not sure if I have the skills to make something that small out of gingerbread

>>7255998
>kriegerbreads

Nice, even if it's the fourth or fifth santa ork I've seen. The novelty is wearing off for me.

Fuck year Scriptarius.

>>7256017
Third one for me. But hey, it won a fair vote.

>>7256017

Personally, I was more impressed with the Gingerbread Stompa than the Santa Ork

>>7256037
No problem, really. You did well. You're not quite as awesome as /tg/ likes to pretend, but you're definately over average. The skin needs some highlights, though.

>>7256060
Aye the paintjob is ass. I really need to paint more.
>>7256052
Same for me, actually. Not that I'm calling the santa ork a bad conversion per se but it just pales next to the stompa.
>I love saying 'per se', mostly because 'perse' is ass in finnish.

>>7256079
>I love saying 'per se', mostly because 'perse' is ass in finnish.

>>7256079
Also, by pure coincidence, you look very, very similar to a friend of mine in Finland. I have a theory that you are all clones or something.

>>7256094

And we're back to Kriegers!

>>7256097

We wanted a people of hard drinkers with a weird-but-cool-sounding language. Instead, we got Kriegers.

Great work! That's some top-notch bakery in my book.

I want to vote for a gingerbreadfex and santastealer next year.

>>7256094
We all are aryan clones from Hitlers super secret project from -30s

>>7256106
Next year has got to be Santa Skaven. And a fruitcake Doomwheel.

>>7256094
Funny enough thing is that I'm almost sure I do have clones. I know atleat 6 people who look pretty much like me and 2 that look almost EXACTLY like me.
Also people keep telling me they confused someone else for me in the street or in a shop or something.

It's a conspiracy I say!

>>7256136
I'd rather see a nativity scene. With baby skaven jesus.

Either gingerbread titan, or gingerbread Carnifex.
you know it to be true.

Metal mini of gingerbread!

>>7256141
Unless one of these clones is Sampo in Helsinki, it's probably a coincidence.

>>7256136
>>7256143
the time of the ratmen shall come yet!
>>7256106
>>7256155
But what if I end up making a gingerbread bio-titan?

>>7256176
I didn't want to ask for anything so ambitious, but if you're up to it...

GLEE!

>>7256162
saves?

>>7256186

Scriptarius would construct a 1:1 Emperor-class battleship for us from snow and finnish vodka if we asked nicely enough.

>>7256205
Well it DID snow like a motherfucker all day yesterday and it got a bit warmer today so now the snow is a bit wet.
It might work.

>>7256176
Then, I think you will level up from paragon to godhood.
get on it!

>>7256214
SHIT IS GETTING REAL

Or at least make a gothic space ship in 25mm heroic scale.

If its ever revealed what they're supposed to look like, you should do a clogged vaginanid with some cookie gaunts.

>>7256224
I'll give it a shot later tonight as soon as the weather calms down a bit and I find a lamp to carry along

BROTHER!

1. Etsi työmaa ja pööli sieltä putkea (halkaisija 0.25 metriä)
2. Etsi nukkuva laitapuolen kulkija
3. Tunge rööri puliukon suuhun.
4. Laita käsi niin että muut sormet ovat nyrkissä paitsi etu- ja keskisormi.
5. Tunge yhdellä napakalla työnnöllä putken läpi puliukon kurkkuun.
6. Laatta lentää putkesta; tadaa, sinulla on eeppinen Biovore

>>7256305
Sup Valpache
>>7256321
Ei helvetti hajosin tolle niin pahasti

>>7256343
Kiitos. Nyt oli pakko alkaa nimihomoilemaan. Kyllä konvertteri hädässä tunnetaan. Hyvä että niksit kelpaa

Dominatrix onkin jo helpompi:
1. Mene Tallinnaan
???
3. profit

>>7256362
Stereotypiat näemmä jyllää täälläkin

Toivotaan että Pyrovoren säännöt on hyvät, niitä löytää vappuna kadulta paljon.

>>7256374
Ei ollenkaan. Mutta kyllä halvemmaksi tulee hommata virolainen huora kuin joku pulimetrinen epic mini joka maksaa tällaisen yksiön vuosivuokran verran.

>>7256399

Whatever is happening here, it looks sexy.

Ok so I am lost to what is now happening but it appears to be a kinky mating ritual?

>>7256397
Pyrovorea on helppo myös:
1. Etsi pirtujuoppo ja tee sama putkiniksi.
2. Tiputa tupakantumppi putkeen
3. Liekit lyö niin että Tukholmassa luullaan suomalaisten juhlivan juhannusta.

>>7256411
We're discussing tyranid conversions based on estonian hookers and hobos.

>>7256422
Yup, gingerbread might taste good, but it gets boring in the long run.

For Halloween, you should do a Candy Khorne on his throne of skulls, with a lake of blood red wine.

Either that, or wait for next Christmas and do Frosty the Spacemarine, and Gingerbaneblade.

>>7256449
I was going to make a looted pumpkin for halloween but I couldn't find a pumpkin anywhere.

+ Killa Kroozer


Is this win?

HOW CAN YOU MAKE SOMETHING SO DELICIOUS YET SO AWESOME
HAS IT NOT REACHED CRITICAL DELICIOUS YET?

>>7256500
Sounds like win, yes
>>7256523
Maybe if I added ammo belts made of sprinkles and chocolate eyebrows...

>>7256563
Sounds promising.
Anyway, awesome stompa, adorable puppy.
Hats off to you, sir.

LETS FIGHT!

greetings from a /co/mrade. This is fucking awesome, merry Christmas.

Related: Xmas

You should like, give it that gun you bought. For a little while.

>>7256579
Thank 'ye
>>7256603
BRING IT!
>>7256609
Cheers, maybe I'll try to make something /co/ related eventually
>>7256626
Not so much 'give' as 'place near for comparison' but here's the gun, the stompa and the minis

>>7256671
Teeppä sellane video mis vedät letin taakse, vähän poseerausta, ja sanot "You die next. for the emprah!" ja ammut stompan.

>>7256689
Uploadaan sen vielä Youtoobiin ja sitten lasketaan aikaa kunnes karhukopla tulee iltakahville.

>>7255353
THIN YOUR PAINTS.

>>7255333
Näin. Istut siellä kaikessa rauhassa ja heität "Problem, officer?"
Mutta myönnä pois, tuo on aivan liian hieno syötäväksi.

>>7256726
You are doing it wrong, finfag!

Scriptarius, for you services to Orkdom you are declared greatest namefag ever.

>>7256726
Enhän minä edellistäkään syönyt :)
>>7256765
Oh dear, I do hope all this doesn't go to my head.

I think it's safe to say this is the most awesome thing of 2009.

Merry OMNOMNOMmas to all in here. Enjoy the season of feasting and getting together with friends and family to feast some more.

This thread's rating on suptg should be hitting the ceiling pretty soon.

Jep, mutta hyvää joulua vaan Scriptillekkin, itse taidan painua katsomaan Damnatusta (lue: pikakelaus loppuun ja exterminatus kymmenen kertaa) ja juomaan glökiä.
Jouluja!

>>7256944
And merry christmas to whole /tg/

>>7256944
Jouluja vaan sinnekkin, taidan laittaa pizzan uuniin itsekkin.

I would probably get more of this thread if I knew Finnish.

>>7256965

They are all saying HURR DURR DERP /tg/-related stuff and so on and so forth.

Trust me, I am an American with no knowledge of Finnish.

>>7256965
The finnish discussions up to now have been about using hobos as bases for converting Tyranid monsters, school shooting jokes and wishing eachother a merry xmas.

>>7256976
see: >>7256422

>>7256996

>>7256976
>>7256996

See? I totally knew it.

Well, I'm off to my local NRA meeting, maybe buy another gun on the way there to add to my evergrowing collection.

Speaking of odd creations, heres a dreadnought I made out of legos and a converted Code Lyoko Blok.

I love you, /tg/.
I love you, Scriptarius.
I love you Gingerbread Stompa.

God bless us, every one.

>>7257033
>gun arm that and turn on it's own to actually aim

Whoa, this is waaaaaaay too logical for 40k. Knock that shit out.

I know im late to the party, but I just wanted to say that you, scriptarius, are the one example of an ideal namefag in a sea of shitty posts. You are what all name/tripfags should aspire to be, and for that, I salute you and your awesomeness.

Happy holidays to you, Scriptarius.
And happy holidays to us all.

>>7257149
Oh dude I love metal gear. Getting Bog Boss'd always feels awesome

Fuck yes Scriptarius you are CRAZY AWESOME.

Goddammit Scriptarius. Thats just awesome. I am conflicted though. Its seems a shame to not eat it, but at the same time eating it would be quite a shame too...hmmm...

rolled 35 = 35

I say eat it

I fukkin love you

Well chaps it's been great as always but now I need to wrap up the rest of my presents and drink a few xmas beers with my mate.
A merry Xmas to all and to all a good night!

>>7255464
Field it.

FOR THE LOVE OF GORK AND MORK, FIELD IT.

Bump for the paragon

Now get on Suptg and upvote this motherfucker!

Posting in a deliciously awesome thread.

I'm craving gingerbread now.

>>7255963
Too late for me to do it this year, but next year Scripty the gingerbread stompa will be challenged by a gingerbread reaver (reaver is best due to lots of relatively flat surfaces).

Actually, I have time to do it about 3 weeks from now but by that point it would no longer be seasonally relevant.

You have my word.

Felt like bumpan the best threado n /tg/ since forever.