What a perfect way to start off the year..

Read note.

it's a simple code, give us a minute and we can teach it to you.

>>18139365
I thuink it says something about putting it on.

Wonder why your bed is betraying the rules of perspective by being narrow at the end and wide at the top.

May as well read the damn thing..

I open up the booklet.

Oh fuck you uncle... You know I can't read this..

Find someone who can. Might not be important or just trolling on his part but you are better off knowing it isn't something else.

Yeah, put it on. Nothing to worry about, right? Also, get dressed (Unless you're really confident in your manlyness)

>>18139484
Fuck that noise. We should break the code ourselves.

How to use:

1) Wear it
2) ~
3) ~

I guess I'll wear the dumb thing..

This is still stupid

>>18139365
HOW
TO
USE

>>18139460
HOW TO USE
1 WEAR IT
2 ACCUMULATE HEARTS
3 USE AS...

>elsoadd depicted
Damn right!

>>18139550

Now find something to Kill

>>18139550
You need to accumulate hearts.

I guess that means CHARMIN' DA LADIES.

>>18139558
>>18139568
Oh hey I can read this n-

WHO SAID THAT!?

Smells like tgchan faggotry in here.

>>18139582
VOOOOOOOOICES FROM SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

sup

Oh hey I can read that language.

Is the point of this quest that we can't, or shall I translate?

oh look, orb of infinite psyche.

If the art style wasn't different, i'd say this was romanticar

>>18139582
The crystal ball around your neck. Sup?

>>18139583
Same as every other day.

>>18139583
Smells like asshole in here.

>>18139582
WE, THE ALL KNOWING AND ALL POWERFUL ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE

GO GET SOME CHICKS

>>18139594
It's been done a million times

>>18139582

Kill, Kill, Kill, sacrifice to a dark lord,(I don't care which)

>>18139582
your dick. it's been so long since you used us we're gonna leave if you don't unfuck yourself

>ACCUMULATE HEARTS
So either we are the orb of big pimping, or the orb of bloody sacrifices. Let's presume the former and see how that works out.

Wait, is this a tgchan quest? Because you guys have your own hovel of filth you can play in, you know.

Well I'll be damned... You're an Orb of Suggestive Actions. Or something like that.

You usually fetch a pretty penny in the market. Guess Uncle came through for me after all..

So what can you guys do? Shoot fire? Water? I'd so enter the next Contest if you could like manipulate time.

>>18139642

Fine, pick up chicks, then go kill and make dark sacrifices

>>18139673

we can manipulate reality if we so wish.

>>18139673
We fill your head with innumerable suggestions. Most of which will be as disturbing and intrusive as they are useless.

For instance, you're now thinking of your mother and father having sex.

>>18139673
OUR POWER IS DETERMINED BY HOW MANY BITCHES YOU HAVE.

GO FORTH, ACQUIRE BITCHES.

>>18139673
Mostly just manipulate your very will. Nothing much.

>>18139673
No idea, maybe? We didn't get a manual about this either, champ. Best I can say is follow your uncles notes.

>>18139673
Visit Uncle Tom in his cabin. Hug him.

>>18139721
No dont! he's a Werebear!

rolled 81 = 81

>>18139673
FOCUS CHI

ATTEMPT ENLIGHTENMENT

BECOME ONE WITH THE SEVEN

GENTLEMAN, WE ARE FROM A WORLD BEYOND YOUR KEN.

WOOOOOOO.

Nah, seriously, lad. it's your birthday. Swords are two for a penny, get yourself a good shooting thing and GO GET DRUNK.

Note: the voices from beyond mortal ken always advocate safe consumption. Drink responsibly.

Get drunk, pick up chicks, make dark sacrifices and kill.

>>18139693
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>18139711
Well all it says is Acquire Hearts
and
Use as Mana

So... I'm supposed to cut out hearts or what? Screw this, we'll figure it out as we go along huh?

I grab my blade and step out of my room an-oh god dammit not her.

> "And where the hell were you?"

"Unwrapping presents.."

>"Oh it's your birthday?"

I nod.
She hits me over the head.

>"Happy Birthday."

"What the hell!?"

>"That was your gift."

"That's a fucking lame gift!"

>"Well see normally I'd beat the crap out of you. Now come on, we're going to be late."

-0 Hearts-

>>18139838


why is she not bleeding you are a terrible slave...

>>18139838
Tsun-tsun! Dere-dere!

>>18139838

Woo her, and entice her into making dark sacrifices with you

>>18139838
What a lame gift, give it back later. So what the hell you going to be late about?

>>18139874
She's a bit light on the dere, I think. We'll work on it.

Repat after me: kali ma, Kali ma, KALI MA!
and then jam your hand into her chest

>>18139838
>acquire hearts
YES
we must win the love of women and acquire a harem for mana
our power is LOVE
lets start with this tsundere

Oh I'll get her back...

"So what exactly am I late for again..?"

She sighs loudly.

>"Placement you idiot. You know, to show what class were going to be put on? You're my partner."

"When the hell did I agree to this?"

>"Now."

The Orb shines. Details about her are revealed.
---------------------------------------------------------------
'Forehead' LV1 Alchemist

Spells:
Craft Potion: Creates either Poison or Paralyze Potion. 1MP

More revealed when 1 heart is obtained.
------------------------------------------------------------

>"Hey, spacey boy. You with me or not?"

>>18139969
"Lead the way, Forehead.

>>18139969

Go with it, then we can woo her.

>>18139908
DO AS I COMMAND MORTAL

>>18139969
"Do it, you might be able to lick that sexy-ass forehead someday."

>>18139365

When she turns around to start walking grope her, that will get us more hearts I'm sure.

Or at the very least think about it very hard while staring at her ass.

>>18139969

what class is this thing talking about?

"Lead the way, forehead."

>"What did you call me!?"

OW! Okay that did a lot more damage!

>"Come on, let's go."

As we walks I have the sudden urge to stare at her butt.
There's nothing really special about it.

"So what class is this again?"

>"You know.. Our Class. Rank. However you want to spin it. We only have one chance at this so we'd better not ruin it."

We arrive at the Gate.

>"Well shit.. It says we need three people. You know anyone?"

"No."

>"Me neither.. Well maybe someone will come by looking for a partner. Hey, you do remember how to fight... Right?"

>>18140085
DON'T JUST LET HER HIT YOU YOU BETA BITCH. HIT HER BACK

>>18140124


fighting is what we are best at.

>>18140124
SHOW HER HOW TO FIGHT

>>18140124

"Not really, I only know how to be hit, by you, for brutal nonsensical reasons"

>>18140124
Right.

I don't care if we do or don't. I don't want to sit through a long tutorial

>>18140124
Throw us at the orb. Maybe thirty billion voices screaming lewd things in unison can count as a person

>>18140124

Ok you stared now step two, reach your hand out and let it hover about an inch away from her ass then stand there

If you haven't knocked it out of my head already.

wait until someone else shows up and recruit them against their will.

How about we kidnap someone to join us? It would be good practice for preforming dark sacrifices later.

Draw a face on your hand and name it Lord Cognac, Master of Cranial Impacts.

You now have a third person. Fists are people too, you know.

"Yeah if you hadn't just knocked it out of my head.."

She glares.

"Kidding! I know."

A young wizard walks up to me.

>?: "Excuse me, have you seen-"

>"Oh look our last party member. Judge, we're ready!"

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADDITIONAL FRIENDS
IF YES
RECRUIT FRIEND
IF NO
ACQUIRE FRIENDS YOU SAD, SAD, CHILD.

that better not be some kind of wide katana on your back.

now to battle, drag the wizard into it.

>>18140320
That's an odd hilt for a katana

>>18140295

No we have not seen who or what you are looking for, however it appears that the boss lady has decided that you have joined us. Do not resist, I don't want her to beat me up for letting you go.,

The three of us are teleported to the BattleGround.
-Battle Start. Placement Phase. Limit: 3
Place your units within the green spaces.

Tom Lv1 Element Blade.

HP:100
Atk:15-20
Spd:3 Spaces
MP:2

Spells:
Charge Lightning. Takes up Action Phase. Next attacked deals 10 more dmg and has a 50% chance to paralyze.
Charge Ice: Same as Charge Lightning but can Freeze instead of Paralyze.

Skills:
Dash: Can be used once per battle. For that Move Phase Tom's spd is 4 spaces.

Forehead Lv 2 Alchemist
HP:80
Atk:1-4
Spd:3
MP:3

Spells:
Craft Potion: Creates either Poison or Paralyze potion. 1MP

Skills:
Throw: Throws a Potion number of spaces == to Lv.

??? Lv1 Healer
HP:40
Atk:1-2
Spd:3
Mp:2

Spells:
Heal: Restores 30 HP
---------------------------------------------

How far can Forehead apply her poisons/potions from?

>>18140380
Fix: Heal costs 1MP

>>18140421
>Throw: Throws a Potion number of spaces == to Lv.
>Forehead Lv 2 Alchemist
2 squares.

Do we regenerate any MP during battle/between turns etc.?

>>18140380
Ladies in the back, Tom up front.

tom top left, forehead top right, healer back left.

>>18140491
That sounds like something that would be explained during a tutorial..

>"You sure you got this?"

"Yeah."

[Units placed.
Your move. You may move each unit up to the number shown in their Spd then attack.]

TOM move 2 SPACES FORWARD

>>18140707
Plus an attack? I assume we aren't going to just flirt with it.

>>18140707
FOREHEAD move 1 SPACE FORWARD
??? STAY STILL

CHARGE! run in and slash from tom. throw a poison at the left one and then heal any damage.

>>18140652
Move Tom up and attack the thing in front of him.

Have Forehead create Paralyze Potion

Healer holds.

>>18140707
tom moves two foreward and attacks
forehead makes a paralyze potions (we should use her to reduce the number of enemies to fight at once
healer stays back to heal tom next turn

[Tom moves up and Slashes dealing 17Dmg.
'Forehead' crafts a Paralyze Potion which costs her 1MP.
??? Stands back and Waits]

>>18140879
[The Shadows move.
One slashes at 'Forehead' dealing 10 dmg.
Two of them slash at Tom.
One misses. The other deals 10 dmg.

Your move.]

paralyze the one in front of forehead, keep hacking away at the one you hit already, and keep waiting on that heal.

>>18140899
FOREHEAD: THROW PARALYZE POTION AT THE COMPETENT ENEMY ATTACKING TOM
TOM: FOCUS DAMAGE ON HURT SHADOW
???: CONTINUE DOING NOTHING

>>18140899
Forehead paralyze target attacking her.

Tom attack same shadow again

??? Hold.

[Tom attacks dealing 20 Dmg!
The Shadow is slain.

'Forehead' uses Throw Potion and paralyzes the Shadow in front of her.

??? Cowers in fear!]

[The Shadow slashes at Tom dealing 10 Dmg.
The Shadow casts Shadow Ball and hits 'Forehead' dealing 20dmg!]

>>18141050
??? Heal Forehead

Forehead Prep Poison

Tom attack adjacent shadow

>>18141068
yes.

>>18141068
[Tom slashes the nearby Shadow dealing 15 dmg.
??? Heals 'Forehead' for 30HP
??? is almost out of mana!

'Forehead' crafts a Poison Potion.
'Forehead' is almost out of mana!]

>"Dammit Tom let me charge mana!"

>>18141160
[Shadow is paralyzed. His move ends.
Shadow 2 runs]

"Woah! How the hell did he move so fast!?"

>"Are you serious!? You can go double your speed if you give up your Action Phase!"

[Your Move]

>>18141184
TOM: MOVE AND ATTACK SHADOW 2
???: ATTACK SHADOW 2
FOREHEAD: ATTACK SHADOW 2

>>18141184
[x] Do a little dance. Get down tomorrow.

"i would have if it wasn't apparent these things are almost dead."
attack shadow 2, poison one in front of forehead. healer heal tom.

>>18141184
Forehead poison paralyzed shadow
Tom move and attack unparalyzed shadow.
??? attack unparalyzed shadow

>>18141184
[Tom moves and slashes at the Shadow killing it.
'Forehead' throws another potion at the Shadow. The Shadow is not Poisoned.
??? cowers in fear.]

>>18141392
[The Shadow retreats and casts Shadow Ball.
It strikes 'Forehead' and crit hits dealing 40dmg!
'Forehead' is Bleeding!]

>"Nnn... That didn't feel too good.."

>>18141392
??? Charge Mana
Forehead Charge Mana
Tom Attack Shadow

>>18141425
Scratch that.

??? Heal Forehead.

Forehead Retreat to corner and charge mana

Tom Dash and attack shadow

>>18141455
yes perfect.

>>18141455
[??? heals Forehead she she retreats.
A mage can not charge mana while moving.
Tom Dashes and hits the Shadow killing it!

Battle Over
Everyone has gained 30xp.]

>>18141656
Good job team!

Ask real names.

>>18141656
>"You idiot!!! We barely won that fight!"

"Hey we still won. And that's what's important right?"

>"That was a baby fight! There was almost no way we 'could' have lost! We're going to get a terrible score now!"

"Whatever. I think we did great."

-You will receive your score in 20 minutes-

I know Forehead's real name. It's Adrey. I just keep that in mind as a nickname. And it seems the healer is sneaking off..

don't admit to not knowing forehead's name. just say "hi i'm tom" to the mage

>>18141680
What fight was she watching? We wrecked some shit.

Maybe shoulda used cover and positioning a little better, but hey.

>>18141680
Hey.

Hey, Forehead.

The judges just came back with your score. Turns out it's "Bitch".

>>18141680
Introduce ourselves to him.

>>18141680
Ask the healer for her name before she can sneak off.

>>18141680

INTRODUCE SELF PROPERLY TO ???

DISCOVER IF THEY NEED ASSISTANCE, AS THEY SEEMED TO WHEN THEY ARRIVED.

ASSIST THEM AS IS APPROPRIATE

>>18141680

Kidnap healer, they aren't getting away.

>>18141705
haha

>>18141717
I run up to the healer who flinches a bit.

"Hey, I'm Tom."

>"...."

She just looks like she wants to run far far away and hide under a rock.

>>18141815

Kidnap healer, do not let them get away!!!

>>18141815
Just grabbing her was kinda mean, Tom. You should try apologizing.

>>18141815
Is she even supposed to be here? Seriously, she don't look to good.

DISPENSE COMFORTING HUGS

>>18141815
"Sorry about that, I didn't mean to scare you. Thanks for your help."

"Sorry about that, I didn't mean to scare you. Thanks for your help."

>"....."

I hug the girl.

>Adrey: "....... You done yet? You're gonna give that girl a heart attack."

>>18141928
>You're gonna give that girl a heart attack.
Do it. Attack the heart, claim it.

>>18141928
"I was just thanking her. You did pretty good too."

HUG HER, TOO. AND BLOCK THE ATTACK SHE WILL INEVITABLY USE.

HUG QUOTA HAS BEEN FULFILLED. RELEASE HUG

>>18141979

This at worst we get beaten to the ground and the healer feels sorry for us and heals us.

>>18141928
ok, fine, stop hugging her

>>18141979

I second this suggestion!

"I was just thanking her. You did pretty good too."

You hug Adrey. She gasps

>>18142164

yes we have a heart now we can take over the world!

Then beats me into a bloody mess and walks away in a huff....

[Chapter End]

that was interesting...
I hope that mage heals us

TOM, I BELIEVE WE KNOW WHAT POWERS US. TURNS OUT WE WERE RIGHT BEFORE. IT'S LOVE.

We are the best team ever.

>>18142164
>>18142173
In no way shape or form was this not worth it.

>>18142173

Well we new it would happen, hope the healer can heal us before next time.

Good job team, good job.

Let's keep this going for the next chapter, Headwounds and love abound!

somebody archive this shit

Do the dance. You know the one.

Did we die?

Archived as "Heart Quest"
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18139365/

>>18142538
No, we just got the shit beat out of us.

Nothing the healer can't fix... I hope.

>>18142551
wait, no, already archived as Tom Quest...
better name anyways

>>18142538
No death. Yet.