get a nice skirt that shows off our Abdomen then fly towards the nearest public garbage

Guys. Its late for me here in Europe and I am about to go to bed. But I want to wake up to this thread in the morning and I want to see AT LEAST 150 posts. So you better fucking do something in this quest.

>>16757386

You don't think buzzing about the nearest Public Garbage is a good idea since you'd only pick up the elderly who are obviously working there because they are near death.


You do however slip on your skirt since you're pretty sure Men will think it's rude if you fly around with your vagina out in the open.

Also it Buzzing itches when you get pollen down there.

Did I come at a bad time, or is /tg/ not in the mood for a light hearted comedy with cute bee girls?

Mercy bump

Head off to the gardens and see if we can spot someone we like.

>>16757678
option 3, /tg/ has no idea how to pick up dudes.

>>16757678
I was game but yeah /tg/ doesn't seem to be in the mood... which is odd

I find the premise of this quest hard to beelieve

>>16757752
I, too, find it unlikely that an insect would be named Amber.

>>16757772
Honey, it's not that hard.
Hive seen several puns of that sort, especially a real stinker about twins in an insectuous relationship.

>>16757696

It can't be that hard!

>>16757709
Well thats just unreasonable, there's still hope!

>>16757685

We're gonna buzz the BUZZ outta that garden.
There's bound to be plenty of men over there.

>>16757356
>>16757522
Start working out to get rid of those fat thighs.

>>16757819
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

>>16757794
Apparently, we forgot to put a top on...
Well, I guess we could always pretend some jerk stole and play the damsel in distress

Need more information re: the universe.

rolled 60 = 60

>>16757794
Here's what we're going to do. Finding where there's a bunch of strong able men is our first step. Then we pretend to fall and break our ankle. A strong man is bound to come rescue us. He'll take us back to our apartment, and then we gon' get our BUZZ on!

>>16757834
This is 'get laid' quest: Bee version

Missing top can only help

>>16757841
Maybe it's rude for male bees just to appear without our top.
Also, an innocent attitude with the body of a whore seems to attract more males than just being a whore.
Put some glasses on, and something moderately decent, but still decent.

>>16757819
>>16757828

These FAT thighs were made by buzzing about and working her Abdomen off for the Woman when she was still under the harsh matriarchy.

>>16757834
>>16757887
You wonder why anyone would care about your Thorax, you're pretty sure there isn't any sexual connotation around your perky cinnamon orange breasts.

>>16757840
We like this idea a lot, but we don't find the idea of lieing attractive.

You Arrive at the garden, well it's more of a clearing near your home you like to collect pollen and nector from.

You peer around the corner and- oh shit is that-

Nope.
It's fucking Silkie.

Silkie is an Elf, Elves are almost as short as you and are not Men.

You figure you can either decide to avoid an awkward conversation with the Tranny, or Buzz off.

>>16757952
We can't have some queen scaring all the dudes away from our house. Scare it off by doing the angry dance.

>>16757997

This would of course work on any sensible being.

Elves are not sensible beings and you would not like to do anything they think is "cute".

If you didn't have to sell them honey you wouldn't have to deal with this Buzz.

>>16758139
Learn to say "yes, and-" OP.

>>16758139
Ask what the hell does it want.
Also, do we have something to deal with annoyances? Like, a shotgun?

>Bee Girl Quest!

OP I am disappoint. Thought this thread was going to be about something else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD6hfzUbKtA

>>16758199
You Buzz on over to her a little disgruntled and politely enquire what the Buzz she's doing in your Buzzing Garden. You also ask her if she could fold her legs any tighter or something.

She spreads um' instead.

"Just enjoying Nature. Whats the point in beeing immortal if I can't lounge around a little?"

You tell her you're too buzzy being sassy to give a shit about all of her immortality and that you're looking for men- not Elves and their sea anemone they call genetalia.

She seems to have taken this personally and pounts out in a rather snarky tone that there's plenty of Forest Trolls, Animal people, and Wild Humans in the woods for beings with bad taste.

>>16758199
You guess you have your stinger.

>>16758435
What we need is a big strong man-bee with a big strong man-bee-stinger to come and help us. Sounds like an excuse to talk to strangers.
That or just try to sell it some honey first and maybe it'll wander off afterwards.

Have the elf prepare a Man-Charmer in exchange for honees. Elves are all mejickul 'n shiet, we might even get multiple menz.

>>16758435
....we're going to sex that shemale fairy aren't we?

>She seems to have taken this personally
So, she is tsun-tsun for us.

Our options are "piss her off by working a list of male secondary sex characteristics that we find attractive into the conversation" and "pork her." I recommend option A.

>>16758504
>>16758553
>>16758557
>>16758636

>big strong man-bee
This would be nice- we should be on the look out for some fellow bee Defectors.

>That or just try to sell it some honey first and maybe it'll wander off afterwards.

This is actually a really good idea.
You ask Silkie if she wants any honey and she says she could always use a little honey.

You tell her you mean the honey you produce.

She says she doesn't see a problem with that.

You tell her you mean the gold orangeish sticky liquid you puke up.

She says thats fine too and gets the pot.

She also has the decency to hold your hair back as you "do buisness."

>>16758553
This sounds like an attractive prospect.
>>16758557
Silkie is your neighbor and totally like a 207 year old cougar or something. You hope it doesn't come to that.

>>16758636
>piss her off by working a list of male secondary sex characteristics that we find attractive into the conversation

This is a great idea.

Actually, I think we've just been given a secondary quest to hook Silkie up with someone. You know, so she leaves.

So we need chubby girl of a species more novel than ours, basically.

>>16758729
Now, as for payment, I'll take one pot of Man-charmer!

>>16758769
>>16758796

You Fill the pot and try to clean yourself up as non-sexually as possible. Silkie dabs off a little honey from your mouth and licks it off her pinky.

You ask her to stop being a pedophile for ten seconds and you'd like to be paid in "Magical Charms that attract Bee studs."

She says your a bee you silly bitch- you have pheramones.

You Tell her thats Queen bees.

She asks if she can sniff your crotch anyway.

You're considering your motives here.
Should you ask if she's seen any men?
Maybe she can introduce you to some Wild humans or animal men?

What should we do?

>>16758983
>>16758983

Sorry, fuck.
Here are the options:

Ask Silkie about The men she mentioned and introduce you to them.

Ask Silkie to join your "party" and help silkie find someone as well.

>>16759018
I don't think this hag knows any good men. She's a hag. Ask for real payment or there'll be no honey. Wild humans and animal men will be easy to find, just go to the edges of the forest, there'll be a village.

>>16759018
Oh there is no way we can just leave s/he/it out of the fun. At the very least she can bird dog us some menz

>>16759050

You ask Silkie up front to pay or she won't be getting any Honey period.

She Rolls her eyes and hands you a 50 Silver Jen and you both call it Even.

You ask her Where's she's keeping all this stuff if she's naked.

She just grins.

>>16759052

Silkie IS your only neighbor after all and she probably DOES know where some Men are.

So you decide against your "better" judgement to invite her a long.

She keeps grinning and asks, "What are we in the mood for?"

She tells you theres: Elves, Wild Humans, Fairies. She also says there's Animal men and Trolls, but she assumes you don't want to be shishkeBuzzed as much as that would turn her on.


So who should we go looking for?

>shishkeBuzzed

If other elves are like Silkie, they're way out. Fairies might not want what we've got. Let's find some wild humans.

>>16759320

Thats 1 vote for Wild humans.

Voting bump- just to see if I have more then 1 reader.

I'll vote for some hunam hunting. Elves look confusing and infertile. I don't want to know how fruity a fairy might be.

wild human all the way!

rolled 2 = 2

>>16759241
Trolls. shishkebuzzing is exactly what we're into.

>>16759456

Thats 2 votes Humans.

If I can get 1 responce I'll go full swing for another few hours.

>>16759486
Humans are the obvious choice.

Wild Humans.

>>16759241
Ask who we'd have better chances with, the wild humans or the fairies. This is just practice for meeting the bee-man of our dreams, after all.

>>16759632
actually this is solid. I vote asking who we have better chances with, and going with that.

>>16759320
>>16759456
>>16759470
>>16759501
>>16759514

These Wild Humans sound pretty good.
You Ask Silkie to guide you to some Wild Humans and in the mean time you also ask her what they're like.

"They're like Taller version of Elves, except they have hairy legs, chests, and have these bushy things growing on their foreheads. Also they paint their faces. They're like orcs only they can actually hold a conversation.. and I guess if you're into hairy guys they're an alright fuck."


These guys sound like total fucking studs.
You Wonder if Male Humans like honey.
You wonder if they like red heads.

>>16759657

SET UP A HUMAN TRAP USING A JAR OF HONEY AS BAIT.

>>16759676
Show some class man, just go up and give him some. He'll know what's going on.

>>16759676
dominatrix beewoman anyone?

>>16759644
>>16759632

You Also ask her what the Fairy men are like.

She smirks, "They're the only thing here smaller then you and easier then me. They're hand held, cute, with great perky little butts."

You're more of a stinger girl yourself, but the Fairies sound... kind of Small actually.

You wonder how anyone could buzz with..

You Buzzing hate Silkie.
You hate her so Buzzing much.
You hate how she's the only Buzzing person who you have to hang out with.

Buzz buzzing damn it.

>>16759784
Lets go see the humes, and hope she offends one of them.

>>16759739
Nah, let's just set up a situation where they're obliged to repay us for the honey they "stole" after we worked so very hard to collect it, and oh gosh, human currencies aren't worth anything in the bee world, it'll have to be some other form of payment.

>>16759784
Or, let's try and make some friends that aren't Silkie.

>>16759784
Okay yeah Wild Humans it is.

Actually maybe we should ditch her as soon as we get a good direction of travel going.

>>16759816

This. entrapment ftw!

>>16759816
I like this plan. But we'd better not let Silkie ruin it. First, we spot her her own mark to work on.

>>16759896

why are we letting her tag along? i say we get the directions from her and dump her ass.

>>16759810
>>16759816
>>16759826
>>16759867
>>16759896

You try to keep sex talk to a minimum with Selkie.

She pulls on your hand and guides you forward, "I smell a camp fire- and venison cooking, come on!"

She guides you over and sure enough in the clearing there's a Human.

Oh god, look at his Buzzing man, and he can HUNT. You can't Hunt, you're not even sure Male Bee's hunt.

You wonder if he likes spicy food, you wonder what his favorite season is- you figured he'd be taller but buzz buzz it are you ever glad he isn't.

"Lucky break. Looks like he's only like, 16."

You can smell Selkie getting excited and you suddenly remember that she's a dangerous buzzing insane Bitch and you've just lead her to a SHORT adolescent Human.


The only good news here is that he seems to be unaware and there's still some time to keep things civil.

What should we do? Silkie is looking at you with her "game" face.

out some honey on your hand and just walk out and greet him. he will be a bit scared because you are a new thing. and new things are often feared. point to your hand with the honey and lick a little off, then hold your hand out to him and ask if he wants to try some. since you already tasted it he wont worry if it is toxic.

tell silkie to find another human so you can have an orgy. While she's gone make the moves on the hunter and move to a "quiet place".

>>16759992
Tell Silkie we apprectiate the help, and that we can take it from here. Wish her luck in finding the next guy.

>>16759992
Tell her that if she keeps her hands off you'll give her a blowjob later. This one is YOURS.

>>16759676
A 'HONEY TRAP', IF YOU WILL. IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME SUCH A THING HAS TRAPPED A HUMAN MALE

Threaten to sting her.

>>16760062
>>16760089
>>16760126
>>16760065

In a fit of brilliance you tell Silkie to find us some more humans in order to make it an orgy and to "leave the honey" followed by a wink.

She agrees and bets he isn't alone and she leaps off with the promising of more 16 year old boys.

God you hope she gets eaten or something.
Or rape, rape would be poetic.

>>16760058

You slowly make your way out from the bushes and make yourself know to the human.
At first he flips a little the fuck out but quickly calms down when he notices you're just a little woman bearing honey.

He starts polite conversation.

"Myolnir! Ja, heinz-yen, dazen, noly yorn?"

For Buzz sakes.

You can't Buzzing speak human.
You don't even know what language humans speak.

You shake your head back and forth and he nods and smiles.

"Gul agogk? Kek, Re dedak, de Kek, gell?"
You shake your head again. You can't even speak buzzing Orc.


You weren't actually expecting this, you kind of just assumed everybody spoke Elvish around here. The human although feeling just as awkward as you invites you over regaurdless.

What the BUZZ do we do now?

>>16760201
Seduce him using generous amounts of honey on our body.

sure, go sit next to him and share the honey. after a bit scoot closer and hug him around the waist.

BODY LANGUAGE

Don't need talking for what you want to do. Get a little honey on your fingers and rub it on yourself with a little sexy walk over to him. Then let him lick your finger and whatever else he likes.

>>16760201
Try to get him to leave with you. Anywhere but here; don't think we want to be around when Silkie comes back.

Try to emphasize hes in danger; because with Silkie, he really is.

>>16760201
offer to feed him honey. in the middle of feeding him, accidentally spill some on his pants and start to lick it off.

LANGUAGE BARRIER SURPASSED!

Play the long game. We're no buzzing whore. Just give him the honey, and not any other honey. Wait till he wants it. Be a Bee Girl using a Honey Trap. And once we got him, we got him forever...

>>16760265
This
>>16760245
Also this. I don't want to be raped by an over-excited Silkie.

>>16760245
Fine but after we will do SOMETHING to him.

>>16760245
this is the smart thing to do. lead him off and then we shall work our magic.

>>16760265
>long game
Long is slow, and we can't afford to take much time. Let's get him as interested as quickly as possible so we can get him out of here, and if we need to act like a buzzing whore for a bit to do so then fine.

>>16760201
Trade honey for meat. Combine honey and meat.

>>16760330
>>16760255
do this, but lead him away from the campsite when he's hooked. That solves the selkie problem and we've got our guy.

Guys, we don't just want to fuck. I mean, we also want to fuck, but it isn't the only goal.

This guy can kill things, speak two languages, and is polite to fucking weirdos in the middle of a forest that probably tries to kill him every fucking day, so that makes him pretty fucking great. But if we don't end up fucking him and declare failure, this was a waste of time. If we don't end up fucking him and end up making friends, he'll LEAD US TO OTHER HUMANS, ONE OF WHOM MAY BE EVERYTHING HE IS PLUS THE ABILITY TO TALK TO US.

>>16760237
>>16760238
>>16760240
>>16760255
>>16760265

Using your guiles and charms you figure it shouldn't be too hard to charm over a human.
They're just Huge Bee people with no Bee parts, right?

You show him your thighs, you flash him your genitals and a little honey and he seems to get the message.

>>16760245
>>16760286
>>16760330

Then you remember Selkie.

Holy Buzzing, buzz, we have to get out of here.

You extend your hand and point towards the shortest distance to your home.
He takes your hand and nods a little and starts to get up.


Alright, we got this. We got this.
If we don't run into Selkie on the way home we got this.

Man [x]
The Honey [x]
Buzzing [almost there]

>>16760392
Can we roll for Selkie evasion?

rolled 12 = 12

>>16760421
Let's do it!
If Selkie does show up, we should pretend to be afraid of her/it. Then our guy can be a big hero!

>>16760421

Good idea actually.

Here's how we're going to do this wonderfull Readers.

We're gonne be rolling d20's

Roll determines what happens next.
We got three different happenings.

The first 5 Determine how the rest of the story will really go.

rolled 16 = 16

yes, hurry along and if selkie appears we have your new guy take care of it.

rolled 20 = 20

H-here I go...

rolled 20 = 20

>>16760477
awww yeah, high fives dude!

>>16760477
YESH

rolled 10 = 10

>>16760484
Double yes.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16760477
Natural fucking twenty.

>>16760477
GOD AMONGST MEN

>>16760477
>>16760484

It is decided.

Happiest possible ending it is.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16760484
>>16760477

rolled 68 = 68

>>16760477
>>16760484
The dice gods of /tg/ really like bee girl I guess...

Don't disappoint them, OP!

>>16760510
when it was important the dice gods delivered.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16760484
Testin' something.

High fives on the 20!

>>16760477

You and your new Friend Make it Home safely.

It's around Noon and that means it's time for tea!

You and your New Human Friend Enjoy a delightfull little tea date and get to know each other a little more.

It's difficult to understand each other but we learn this:

His name is Sol.
He lives outside the glade with a bunch of humans like himself and orcs.
HE LIKES SPICY FOOD!!!!!
He enjoys your cooking.
He will not be getting any taller.

He will be staying the night.
You will make sure of it.

You Wonder what happend to Selkie...

>>16760635
Practice fucking the tonight kid - and then get him to lead you to the village tomorrow.

By God, there will be an orgy. I guaran-damn-tee it.

>>16760658
Use plenty of honey

rolled 2 = 2

>>16760658
Orgy with Orks?

They'll tear us apart.

>>16760699

an epic ending.

start getting 'cozy' with him. and show him what's the buzz.

>>16760699
It's a good thing. We're not getting in a orgy with Orks. Or we would have to use that roll

bumpan and buzzan

>>16760635
If he wants to put it in your butt honey makes terrible lube, don't try it.

Have you ever heard of tgchan.org?

>>16760811
Tgchan sucks.

>>16760635

That night You ride him like a Steam piston.

You use plenty of Honey.


(You guys can Roll too decide Selkies fate if you want.)

rolled 7 = 7

And what of dear Silkie?

>>16760867
No no, choose a fate for her.

I say she got caught by a spider. A spider dominatrix.

rolled 5 = 5

rollan

rolled 9 = 9

>>16760884
Whoops. Didn't know caps messed that up. Rolllan.

the dice gods also apparently hate selkie.

rolled 2 = 2

>>16760845
Silkie went back to the campsite with a trapping lad. When she found we had ditched, she got upset and then just went home and ate ice-cream.

rolled 12 = 12

Got netted by a animal woman, who now keeps her as a molestation pet.

>>16760867
>>16760884
>>16760894
>>16760908
>>16760914
>>16760919
>>16760980

Selkie Came back about a week later.

She was never as fast or as horny as she used to be.

Says she met someone From Sol's Village as well.

Funny how Sol or Silkie don't really talk much about him.
Happy ENDING~!

>>16761046
is that and orc or a giant?
also her face, even at this distance is like "wut?"

Well, that quest was interesting.

>>16761061

A giant.
I figured it'd be more appropriate to have Selkie Stuck with someone who's cock was bigger then her entire body.

>>16761069
It's been too long since I've done anything for you guys. I thought I'd make up for lost time.

>>16761077
what other things have you done and are they archived on suptg?

>>16761101
>>16761101

Last summer I did a very popular Troll quest that I can't find.


But I adopted my pen name after this thread:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15156648/#15159723

Where I told the tale of a Beserker who adopts and raises a Lamia Child.

That was fun. I didn't catch up in time to participate, but I enjoyed reading it. Seemed pretty short, though.

>>16761179

I've got school and people have lives.

Neither of us can sit and stop, so I figured I'd compromise and cook up a short little story.

I really just did this entirely on a whim.

The only thing that was set in stone was we had a bee girl who wanted a boyfriend.

Everything else I just pulled out of my REAR.

>>16761211
>pulled out of your stinger

Thanks for taking the time to run this quest, OP.

>>16761407

I'm just happy I found the time to do it and you guys enjoyed it.

I might do another one this weekend, but lately I've been trying to get started on this Bigger Brudkleiser game.

A city building one- better then the one I gave you guys this summer: More Races, More Environments, Easier Management, More city building and so on.

In the mean time I figured I might remind you guys I exist and love to tell you people stories.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16761437
Thank you for the wonderful story Brudkleiser.

Is anyone gonna archive this?

>>16761552
chill dude, already archived
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16757356/

>this entire thread