>mfw

O dear god

That is the most fucking horrifying thing I have ever seen.

>>15492650
Fuck you and fuck your marker.

My nightmares...

We are all going to die.

Poisons with each attack, ignores DT, and can open doors.

>>15492698
Oh and they travel in packs.

But can it take on the Tarrasque?

You're walking north of Goodsprings when four Cazaclaws appear. What do?

All aboard the rape train

>>15492767
Step 1: Shit pants
Step 2: Die

Can't Fly 3D6

using special system

st 12
pe 11
end 14
ch 1
in 3
ag 16
luck 5

MD prolly about 15 or so, so per swing it does 3d8+15.
I give it 16 action points and depending on balance 200 hps, and 10/50 resists on everything.

Load the armour piercing .308 rounds and hope for the best.

>>15492767
You're already dead, you just don't know it yet.

MY MINI-NUKES--THEY DO NOTHING!

well any ways a deathclaw with wings is hardly more terrifying than one without.

>>15492736
What are you talking about? Cazaclaws and Tarrasques never fight.


Everyone knows they have a symbiotic relationship with each other. Swarms of Cazaclaws will often travel with Tarrasques and clean their teeth/claws of any leftover adventurers.

>>15492811

The horror...

THE ROADS ARE NO LONGER SAFE

>>15492811
Welp, I now have a more poetic way of saying "Rocks fall; everyone dies."

People. People.

Legendary Cazaclaw.

That is all.

God fucking damnit I just started a character using the double perks exploit thingy and I feel like a puss because, even though I'm level 40 and have like 18 extra perks, I haven't got the gear to deal with Cazadors, let alone Deathclaws. And now THIS!?

>>15492850
I was dealing with Cazadors soon after I left Goodsprings, and that's without any exploits.

You just need to keep your distance and try to engage one at a time.

Or bombard them from a cliff with the incinerator.

Oh fuck me sideways, I just faced some Cazadores in the latest expansion.
>Sneakan
>Oh god sneakan is slow. My objective's right over there, I'll just leg it.
>Dooo pee doopy doo
>Wait, what's that noise?
>Turn around
> GIANT CAZADORE MO FO, ALREADY ABOUT TO STAB ME
>shoot it, shoot it, kill it get stung and get antivenom for it's sting
>Ah well. I'll patch up later, just need to get to the place. Weird that it was alo- wait what's that noise
>turn around
>SON OF A BITCH ANOTHER GIANT CAZADORE
>kill it, on low health with poison
>Put another antivenom on
>leg it to objective.

HEY FOLLOWS CHALK, YOU SUCK AS A SCOUT.

>>15492650
>Stat it

Why is everyone going nuts. It's not that scary.

>>15492901
Go play Fallout: New Vegas and say that again.

>>15492901
both of them eliminate eachother's weaknesses

cazadors are fast unpredictable and poisonous but weak

deathclaws are predictable but touch as nails

combine those and you have horror

Cazaclaw
BS: 0 WS: 5 S: 7 T: 6 W: 3 I: 6 A: 3 Ld: 10 Sv: 4+
Jump infantry
Furious Charge. Feel no Pain. Stubborn. Rage.
Claws of Death: Attacks ignore armor saves.
Venomous: Roll a d6 when a wound is inflicted, on a 4+ 2 wounds are inflicted instead of 1.

>>15492788
Screw single shots, Armor piercing or surplus rounds in the minigun or Avenger.

Hell, even the regular rounds work wonders on deathclaws, its just not very cost effective though.

Oh yeah, and try to shoot the wings off first.

>>15492909
This.

Deathclaws in NV are old school deathclaws. FO3 ones were solitary/pair hunters, NV ones are pack hunters. In some places over a half-dozen individuals may rush you if you're spotted. Add their high natural DT, speed, HP, and brick-shithouse melee attacks, and NV deathclaws are mean, mean motherfuckers.

Cazadors are fast, erratic, hard to snipe from hiding, and also travel in packs. They also have an annoying tendency to spawn nearby when you reload a saved game. They hit hard, fast, and are lethally posionous.

Also, both appear not 2 minute's walk from where you start the game if if go the "wrong" direction, so alot of people's first experiences with them are at low levels. People though, because if the Bethesda logo, you could go wherever you want, whenever you want. Wrong. Dead wrong.

>>15492650
Oh God, I can not unsee it.

>>15492950
in theory you can sneak past them

in theory


game gives you a few warnings though like "WARNING DEATHCLAWS AHEAD"


btw what would the stats be on an intelligent version of this

>>15492927
> single shots
> he's not using an Automatic Rifle or This Machine!

>>15492811
WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED

>>15492973
No hot air balloon for the big guy?

>>15492973
ok, I give up, kill me now.

>>15492990
doesn't need one, the cazaclaws are in big enough numbers to lift it if they wanted to

>>15492973
>people running away
>legs are not already divorced from their bodies by a distance of ten kilometres

this picture is historically inaccurate

Stat it, /tg/.

>>15492650

My asshole just imploded with terror.

Funny, I just got finished watching the Spawn movie on tv.

Looks alot like the clown guy's demon form.

>>15492960
It took me ten tries, but I got past them on my second playtrough. Well, I got past the Deathclaws and killed the Cazadors.

Meh, dies to Gauss just like everything else.

>>15493004

When I saw that thumbnail I thought it was a Pyramid Head/Dagoth Ur hybrid..

Make a character to specificly fight them
Find where they are
Avoid the area like the fucking plague
Go find Boone
Upgrade
Find ED-EE
Upagrade
Give Boone This Machine
Deck Out in full on Cazaclaw fighting gear
turn to very easy
STILL Get Fucking Raped by this shit

>>15492973
I CANNOT NOT WANT THIS HARD ENOUGH

DEAR GOD WHY

>>15493033

Until you run out of ammo.

>>15493033
WAT. Link nao.

OH FUCK
STEAM IS DOWNLOADING A NEW VEGAS UPDATE AS I SPEAK

No one from Bethesda will see this would they?
WOULD THEY?

>>15492973
Y U DO DIS, /tg/?

>>15492650
>cazaclaw stats:
THE GAME HATES YOU.
GIVE UP.

>>15493077
bethesda probably not


Obsidian on the other hand... yes I could totally see them add this to old world blues

>>15493069

Gauss Weapon ammunition recharges. You will NEVER run out of ammo.

>>15493072

Go to New Vegas Nexus and search 40k. You can find Necron guns, Spess Mehreen armory, Guardsman equipment, and Tau guns and Drone Companions.

>>15493088

I should also say the gauss weapons automatically repair themselves.

Living metal, bitch.

>>15493077
I think someone once confirmed on /tg/ that he worked for Bethesda.

You're now imagining tarrasque + Cazaclaws in Skyrim. Manually.

>>15493086
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?
WHY?
Veronica get ready we about to get raped.

>object distance to max
>anti-material rifle with incendiary rounds
>steady
>psycho

yeah no

>>15493125
>snipe cazadors

good luck with that

>>15493125

>implying all that bullshit matters when they spawn behind you

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Ausir/New_Fallout:_New_Vegas_patch_coming_this_week
New patch details/fixes!
And yeah, the PS3 patch is out... wonder if the XBox and PC one are yet... maybe I should reboot and check.

GET MY HUNTING SHOTGUN AND BEANBAGS READY.
Shit is gonna get serious.

>>15493142
>turbo

drop enough cazadors during turbo and you can finish off the rest in VATS.

>>15493111
>rape
>Veronica

I'll take two scoops.

>Mr. New Vegas will only mention failed NCR attack on Powder Gangers if Troopers are dead and Eddie is alive.

I was waiting for this to be fixed before starting a new game. BRB playing New Vegas.

>>15493145
>getting damaged by something completely random, disregard, it's probably the game fucking with me
>seconds later that venom WHOOOSHHH sound
>turn around
>motherfucking cazadors

>>15493180
No stay away from my power armor waifu bastard!
...
Wait companions can't even join in on expansions......
I'm doomed.
I'm a science nerd with no social skills what do?

>>15493180
she's lesbian and she uses a power fist

you might not want to go there

>>15493154
> Fixed XP exploits with MantisForeleg.
Better make your ubercharacters NOW, before the patch.

>>15493199
Its a great thing my Courier's too busy having homosex with Arcade then.

>>15493204
The patch came out about 10 minutes ago.

>>15493157
From patch notes
>"Adjusted Deathclaw fatigue to make them less exploitable with certain attacks. Inconsistent health values for Deathclaws were also corrected (in favor of stronger Deathclaws)."

NOT ANYMORE, GOOD SIR.

>>15493142
Not all that hard to do, really. Unless they think something is out there, they usually follow a set pattern of movement. I sniped a mess of them off with a marksman rifle the other day.

>>15493194
Upgrade your crowbar.

>>15493206
implying my character isn't female

and totally fine with veronicas and power fists

>>15493199
When has it been said she was a lesbian?
I had a lesbian character I never had the option to hit on her.

fuck fuck fuck fuck run run run run run run run fuck

>>15493213
Why....? What am I gonna do with all these beanbags now?

>>15493218
Oh god I did make gordon freeman I'm a science nerd in power armor.
I even have the short sighted flaw.
I didn't even plan this.

> # Adjusted Deathclaw fatigue to make them less exploitable with certain attacks. Inconsistent health values for Deathclaws were also corrected (in favor of stronger Deathclaws).
> # Cazadores are now properly flagged as fliers, so they won’t set off mines.

>>15493231

When you talk to her she tells you about how she was in love with another girl and her parents really did not approve.

And when you tell her to stand close to her she says 'Unless you tun into a long legged blond this is as close as I am getting'.

Or if you are female she says you have to buy her meal and go on a date first.

You think that's bad?

Check out the legendary version.

>>15493256
>Oh did you get me something? Ooooh is it a dress?!
>Hear it ten thousand times
>Just for shits and giggles give her a dress
>Ohhh yes its so pretty thank you thank thank you!
>Mfw
I...think I'm in love.

>>15493269
should turn his claws into cazador stingers, so he can rape while he rapes.

>>15493199
>she's lesbian and she uses a power fist
That's, like, half the appeal.
Rape them right.

>>15493269
Does the game have a suicide mode?

>>15493282
The best part is that her way of saying thank you is to give you boxing lessons.

With this new patch, Cazador venom is deadlier on normal mode.

>>15493282
Wut?

I've tried to give her like a million dresses, she just doesn't wear them or acknowledge them.

What item is this?

>>15493348
The ones you get at the Ultra Luxe.

>>15493348
You need to give her one of the stylish ones from the White Glove Society.

She then laments on how she has nothing to give you in return. But then 'Punching! The gift that keeps on giving'.

>>15493348
White Glove dress, formal wear, or Vera's Dress from Dead Money.

Speaking of Dead Money, her ex-girlfriend is Christine. Who you CAN flirt with. (and she totally wants the fem Courier, too. Its adorable)

>>15493378
shit now i gotta run with a fem courier

Who is your favourite Companion?

>>15493467
I don't really like any of the companions I have used because they make the game laughably easy even on Very Hard Hardcore.
>person looks at me funny
>Boone's reaction

Guys.

Guy, I've got it.

What if the Tarrasque...

Guys hiold on for a second.

What if the Tarrasque use swarms of Cazaclaws as a breath weapon?

>>15493467
EDE

It's like I really have a servo skull!

>>15493516
Challenge accepted.

Guys, what if we merged a Legendary Deathclaw, a Legendary Cazador, and the Tarrasque into one killing machine?

I remember when I started an Unarmed specced character on normal. I wanted to go to Jacobstown asap because of the Reinforced Chinese Stealth Suit from newvegasnexus so the first thing I do... is head north.
Fuck me sideways, Cazadores ERRYWHERE! Ok, time to man up, I can't be arsed to go around the whole Mojave to get to Jacobstown so I motherfucking charged!

I died.

Reload and up and at em, this time with some chems like buffout and psycho. CHARGE the three cazadords again! Ok, I learned from my mistake last time, backpedal, sidestep, sidestep, PUNCH, backpeda- STING, inventory, stim pack, PUNCH, sidestep. Yes, I killed the cazador with FIST! but I forgot the two younglings.
Reload, repeat as above, but doesnt forget about the others. Finally kill three cazadors with my fists.
Stumble upon three more just a few steps down the canyon, fffuuuuu-!
A few reloads later and I killed them too. And a few more steps down the canyon I spot a few more and I remember I had a stealth boy. Use that bitch because Im out of chems and I cant deal with yet three more cazadors. A mixture of sneaking and running like a little bitch and I pass them safely. But hey, whats that town over there? Viper gang? Huh, can't be too hard after what I've been through. They were sort of a pain in the ass though.
A few reloads later and they are dead and I loot the bodies.
Named Unarmed weapon (Love and Hate)

>mfw

>>15493526
Don't forget the /tg/ mod that gives EDE a hat.

>>15493496
Also:
>Take away Boone's gun and give him a combat knife to make things fairer
>suddenly Deathclaws, dozens of them
>Boone is surrounded
>hits one of the Deathclaws so hard its arms fly off
>God dammit Boone stop doing this

>>15493549
Unarmed is the most satisfying class to play through with.

>>15493544

stop it you! i'm already scared...

>>15493516

NO!

No

Fuck you.

just fuck you.

>>15493496
I recommend Bingels Monster Thougener
http://www[DOT]newvegasnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=42678
I use the one with 80% damage reduction and playing on very hard and doing it solo. Also mods that increase monster spawns ALOT. The game starts to get a bit challanging again (seriously, downloaded weapons (running around with MG42 and Barett .50 cal sniper rifle) looks great but there is no balance to speak of).

>this thread

Don't worry bros, I got dis.

Bitches got poison, and bitches got claws, but dey ain't got poison claws.

>>15493747
They do now.

>>15493747
RAD-PLATYPUS.

WHY HAVE THEY NOT MADE THIS YET?

>>15493747
You are now imagining Fallout: Australia

>>15493774
Nuclear war would just make the place safer.

Stat sligs, /tg/.

>>15493771
>>15493774
If they made that, and it was even CLOSE to an accurate depiction of Australia after hyper-mutating-nuclear-fallout occurred, NO ONE WOULD BEAT IT. No one would make it through the tutorial intro.

You would die. You would die SO hard, SO fast, SO often, it would be completely unplayable.

>>15493826
Or..
You could be a supermutant.
I've always wanted to be one of the mutants that are always the antagonist for no reason in fallout.
The only place challenging enough for a mutant PC would be fallout australia.

is this thread archived?

we can use it too scare children in later years.

I fucking hate those Deathclaw swarms. Trying to get through the Quarry, started out trying to sneak but that didn't work. Ended up planting a FUCKLOAD of mines and trying to snipe them with an antimaterial rifle, but the little ones just zerged through. Goddamnit.

>>15493869
Eh, probably wouldn't do anything. In the same way that pic related made me shit my pants when I was a kid, and still makes my sphincter quiver a bit just looking at it, it wouldn't really do anything to the youngsters nowadays.

Same thing with the Cazaclaw. It's scary as fuck to us, but the children of tomorrow will have some other hell-terror to haunt their nightmares.

How does one "Archive" a thread.

My ignorance is both lamentable and inexcusable, I am aware of this.

>>15493774
>replace Ghouls with aboriginals
>Glowing ones are replaced with Aboriginals who have sniffed so much petrol, they are constantly alight and cause you to be set on fire.

oh goddamit that's a new low for me in racism

>>15493901
You are now hearing the music to Mario 3 in your head, because of this picture.

>>15493852
Just more of the continuing rape of the franchise. The original Super Mutants were created by massive exposure to FEV. In FO2, a lot of remnants of the Master's super mutant army were actually pretty cool folks.

>>15493812

Come on guys.

I bet you can still hear their walking sound.

CSSH-CSSH-CSSH-CSSH

FREEZE

DAKKDAKKDAKK

HUHUH.

fuck your shit guys
I survived barely to a fight with some deathclaws because i went into a deathclaw nest by accident.

I died 6 fucking times before i could escape with my ass in my hands, I mean jesus christ how horrifying!!!

and you want to give them wings???
fuck you! me and veronica are going to the strip to release some stress

Obligatory

Double Legendary Cazaclaw

with a Stealth Boy

>>15493898
the easiest way (that I found) to clear the mine is to max guns, wear powered armor and sneak in while killing the deathclaws one by one (antimaterial rifle and incendiary rounds kill damned near anything with a sneak headshot). Sure it takes a lot of time, but just give boone a sniper rifle and some ammo to speed it up.

>>15494609
Fuck that.

I punched everything to death in that damn place. Buffout, Psycho, Med-X; used each only one and plowed through it.

>>15494609
You don't even need to max out guns, if you have them up around 75 or so you can do it with a hunting rifle, normal rounds, with scope attachment and then sneak + headshot. I went around at 50 guns and did this (sometimes took two shots) clearing out ALL of the deathclaws in the mojave.

What sins has mankind committed to warrant such punishment as this?

>>15494656
>team_rocket_with_deathclaw_heads.jpeg
We'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15492650/
Archived for the pants shitting terror induced.

>>15493516
Like this you mean?

It's time to bring in the big guns for this one.

>>LUCHAS GO

>>15495010
Los Tiburon may have met his match, though he'd still have a chance albeit a small one.

>>15495064
And if Los Tiburon had also been trained in the secrets of Dwarven Anger Management?

>>15493088

Why would you use 40k shit in fallout?

No really. It's also not like mods have any sense of balance most of the time either, especially if made by 40k fans....

>>15495010
tg_2010_image_of_the_year.jpg

>>15494940
Why god