I don't understand, how are you typing this? When did you learn human language and how to operate a computer?

:3
More please OP!

>>15234612
If old folks and kids can learn, a cat with human intelligence could figure it out very easily.

Solution is simple. Get blasting powder and collapse the mine.

>>15234612
it is well established that pumas enjoy browsing /tg/ this may just be one PLAYING a cat, or hell it may be an actual cat, if it could get over attacking the mouse i see no reason it couldnt do it just as well as a puma

lurking this thread.

lol

I am monitoring this thread.

>>15234675

Everyone knows pumas browse /tg/, there's nothing new or strange about that. I just don't understand how a cat would be able to appropriate this sort of human behavior. I definitely don't think OP is a cat at all.

I tell the DM that I want to leave this room, and I managed to fail both a Move Silently and Hide check. Suddenly, every pair (and a half-pair) of eyes in the room is staring at me. One of the weretigers lunges at me, and fails a grapple check to nab me. I start going "OH GODS OH GODS OH GODS", and suddenly, he stops.

"Oh, sorry about that. I didn't realize you were a new guy."

So they thought I was one of them. Which was cool, actually, because I was able to explore their complex freely. After a bit of conversation, I was able to get that

1. there were about 30 total weretigers

2. they planned on creating an army, starting with the village; they wanted to take over the continent

3. the next attack was in 3 days

So after a while, I left, and made my way back to the town without incident... at which point I found out that the rest of my party was involved in a battle between the villagers and a scouting group of bandits. It was pretty much over, so I didn't get to do any sweet-ass backstabbing, but that's fine. As it turns out, this group was a scouting party for a larger bandit group that was going to invade the town in exactly 3 days.

For those who don't understand:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15222728/

This was a fun thread last night.

>>15234612
>how to operate a computer?

>>15234743
How... Anti-climatic.
But yea, invading other's dungeons can lead to shit.

OP, you must become a Mafioso

>>15234743
Assuming the weretigers and the bandits aren't the same group, this seems like a perfect opportunity to set up a good old-fashioned "let's you and him fight" situation.

>16 str
>14 con

So your cat is as strong as the average barbarian?

>>15234842
Problem, food-dispenser?

U man?

>>15234743
>the next attack was in 3 days
>a larger bandit group that was going to invade the town in exactly 3 days

CHOO CHOO! Here comes the plot train.

Jujitsu your enemies into fighting each other. I'm glad the DM is letting you run with the cat thing, and that your party digs it. You've got a unique AND mechanically viable character on your hands, a rarity for 3.5. Kudos.

>>15234592
What is it about OP's pic that is so damn funny?

>>15234743

>the next attack was in 3 days
>bandit group that was going to invade the town in exactly 3 days

...This could actually be in your favor, depending on who gets to the village first. If the two forces could be turned against one another (perhaps by convincing the Weretigers that the "bandits" are in fact mercenaries hired by the village), you could let them wear each other down before leading an assault on their flanks. If things get rough, make tactical retreats past hidden traps placed in the town proper and in alleyways, killing off or otherwise weakening any pursuers.

The good news is, you'll have all your badass kitty gear made by then and can kick some proper ass.

16 STR
Tiny
Quadreped

Light Load 56.25 lb. or less
Medium Load 57-114.75 lb.
Heavy Load 115-172.5 lb.

Lift over head: 173lbs
Lift off ground 346lbs
Push/Drag 865lbs
Push/Drag with favourable conditions: 1730lbs

>>15234901
This! The two sides fight eachother, you and your group sit and watch.

>>15234592

I need some more details.

What resources does this town have access to?

So I inform the party of what's going on, and we're at odds as to what we want to do. The Paladin, mage and cleric all want to go and wipe out the weretigers now, so we don't need to deal with them when the bandits come, while me and the monk are arguing that it would be best to leave both groups alone; this could work to our advantage.

After much arguing (a whole day of it, in fact), we decide that we're going to ramp up the town's defenses, and send me back to lure the weretigers into a trap.

Oh, and at this point, I was able to get some of my gear from the local smith and mage guild. I now had a ring of Lockpicking (+10 to LP) on my tail, and an amulet of Mage Hand waiting for me when the rest of my things were done.

I made my way back to the weretiger lair, and was actually able to find the ancient one this time. He was somewhat surprised to see a werecat (actually, still just a cat), but listened to me nonetheless. I informed him that the villagers were tired of his shit, and had called in an army of reinforcements that would arrive at about the same time he decided to invade.

Now, this was both good and bad, in his eyes. It was good, because these were more potential weretigers for him. It was bad because it would be all the more difficult to actually pass his lycanthropy on to others with so many enemies in one area.

After he dismissed me, I dashed back to town and let the others know what I had done. The defenses for the town (ramparts, normandy-style stakes everywhere, pit traps) were also coming along fairly quickly. The next day, the rest of my equipment was ready.

I was now decked out in:

+2 cat-mail shirt of Freedom of Movement
Ring of Lockpicking +10
Amulet of Mage Hand (to do things that needed thumbs)
Light Repeating Crossbow of Sonic +1

>>15234957
>Amulet of Mage Hand (to do things that needed thumbs)

Why aren't you a thumb cat?

The finishing touches were made to the defenses, everyone rested up, and many ate their last meals. This was going to get real ugly, real fast. I hopped over the wall in my cat-gear, and hid in a tree.

The DM played this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiK3K5StDDk

The bandits came into view first. There were about 250 of them in all, intent on murderizing this town of 100 and plundering what they could. The bandit leader, a fire giant wielding a HUGE FUCKING TRIDENT steps forth, and demands that we lay down our arms and surrender; that way, instead of ALL of us being killed, he'd just kill the men, enslave the women, and take the children to be trained as bandits themselves.

Yeah, fuck his shit. A single arrow (fired by our paladin) flew out of the town, and connected with his arm. With a roar, he and his army charged, shouting about how all of us are going to be hung by our internal organs. At the same time, the weretigers begin to arrive, and start tearing into the bandits. All the villagers are firing arrows into this mess like mad, hoping to kill off whatever they can.

I'm sitting there in my tree, launching sonic bolts at whatever strikes my fancy, and the Ancient Weretiger lands directly next to me as I pop a bandit's cranium with said bolts. He bounds off to start fighting the Fire Giant. Shit's getting real.

The villagers decide that things are getting a bit too close for archery, and get out an assortment of melee weaponry; some swords, a few maces, but mostly farm tools. The party and them charge out, and start hacking in the general direction of anything that gets in their way.

>>15235130
Sounds like a real CATastorphe!

>>15235227

Please leave.

>>15235237
I'm sorry, did my pun give you paws?

>>15235237
You're not my real dad!

>>15235237
Oh stop being a pussy

>>15235227
>>15235282
Hey man, not punny.

>>15235282

Please now, your puns are kitten out of hand.

>>15234890
It's the soft lighting and focus. Makes the cat practically glow.

In the middle of all this, the monk, ancient weretiger, and fire giant are having a royal shitfest, beating the living shit out of each other. The giant is the first one to really start hurting; the monk eventually plants his fist STRAIGHT THROUGH his skull with a leaping punch, and rips out a good chunk of brain matter.

Then, he's incapacitated by the Ancient Weretiger (-2 HP). The paladin runs up, and does a sizeable chunk of damage, but ancient lycanthropes regenerate at an ungodly rate. After leaving a small dent, she, too, is incapped. The Cleric is able to bloody him up real good, but is actually killed as the ancient lands a solid crit on him, slashing his throat clean open.

Now, after all this, the weretiger can't have more than 10 or so HP; regeneration can only get you so far. I sneak up behind him (only because of the incredible stealth my cat-form gives me), and call a shot directly for his head. It's a hit.

His cranium detonates outwards as my bolt passes into it, and he drops to the ground. Our mage had some healer's kits, and was able to save the paladin and monk after a few heal rolls.

The weretigers dispersed as their leader died, and the bandits were too few in number at this point to actually ransack the town. The local church was able to revive our cleric, and we got a nice cash reward.

Oh, and the fire giant? Yeah, he was actually the son of a rather important fire giant general in the southlands. Which we were in.

As we left the town the next day, we were attacked by a group of bounty hunters- two mages, a rogue and a fighter- who we managed to kill off. On one of the bodies, we found a letter.

I love this thread. So hard.
OP is a bro-tier housecat.

>>15235319
>>15235315
>>15235293
>>15235287
>>15235227
Knock it off, let CAT finish his tail guys.

>>15235357
Stop being a scaredy-cat!

"Whosoever brings the heads of the pictured adventurers will receive a payment of no less than 10,000 gold pieces per head." it read.

Under that, it had a rather accurate portrayal of the party... except me. It still had me pictured as a human.

The DM had the next part of the plot ready as well. There was an old keep about a day's travel south, and it supposedly contains a trove of golem-creating tomes; golem-crafting was a lost art in this setting.

Guess where we're going?

>>15235396
I'm feline pretty good about how this story is turning out.

>>15235396
Cat needs to make a controllable Golem Suit for great justice.

>>15235396
Sounds pretty fishy, maybe it's a red herring.

OH MY GOD OP YOU ARE MY HERO.

These puns could really catch it off guard...

>>15235439

I had actually never thought of that.

IDEA STOLEN.

>>15235439
>>15235454

Now OP knows his path; become the God-emperor of Cat Kind

>Cleric lost a level from reviving, ouch.
>Town of 100 people could make various low- or mid-range magical gear in three days
>Fighting fire giants and, with help, winning
>Lots of conveniently-placed magic hoolahs nearby
Heavy magic campaign?

Your choice is clear OP

MAKE A GOLEM POWER AMOUR

pic related, its what you will look like and say as you bash heads in

>>15235473
Quit being catty.

>>15235496
Oh, cat it out and give the guy a break. He's just asking a question

>>15235451

It's a doggy dog world.

>>15235509

You need to nip that joke, since it's about dogs.

>>15235473

VERY heavy magic.

>>15235519
He means dog-eat-dog world anyway.
>>15235528
I see.

How did you get turned into a cat? Because I want to be a cat in Pathfinder. So bad.

OP, I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner, but it's clear as day to me now.
You have become Mao.
Pic related.

From MM1

Make one of these but have a space inside for you to fit, that way you are technically INSIDE the golem so for you to take any damage the golem has to first die, and with an AC of 30 and an average HP of 139, that isn't going to happen any time soon

>>15235632
Just don't hang out near the poison gas chamber. That'd be bad. And leave a couple possible escape routes - helmet, butt, and foot doors come to mind.

Is the tail over already?..

well op if you're still here and you're still interested in the power armor thing use this

http://www.4shared.com/get/k31z-e3o/Bastion_Press_-_Arms__Armor.html

near the end is a golem know as a golem armor, which lets you get inside and control it (giving you a humanoid form, thumbs, and a flight and swim speed) or have it fight on its own

Mmm beer.

>OP posts story
>Everybody wants to be a cat

>>15238882
well yea, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.

>>15235454
OP, listen closely, for this shall come to pass, eventually: You must build another, smaller, human-sized golem. It must be made to look like your old body. It shall sit in a cockpit, that contains a bunch of bars and switches that really don't do too terribly much. Make it basically a gunner's bay.

Why would you do this? The golemn is specced for ranged attacks. when you're piloting and fightin', the golem is making ranged attacks, front and back in his swivel chair, using ranged-attack devices--wands of scorch/frost ray, etc. He'll be your cannoneer. You'll take care of fist-fighting and arm-mounted weaponry. Full coverage? You bet your ass you have it.


Here's the kicker: IF, I mean IF your Zoid gets taken down, they'll be looking for a man-sized cockpit. They'll open it up and your golem will jump out to start kicking ass. Meanwhile, you hit a button, and your mech splits. Out pops an ogre-sized mech that you pilot. In the event your troll-golem and ogre golem gets offed, you hit your escape pod and blast off, right after your decoy-self-golem self-destructs and causes a distraction. Fill him with random bandit guts to complete the illusion.


You'll be defeated. Your enemies will never, ever, understood what happened: they'll have been beaten up by a group of combining robots. You'll have successfully brought the Megazord into your GM's game and he won't even realize what you've done until the campaign is over and you've told him, because it's that fucking genius.

He makes you into a house-cat, you make your house-cat into a Power Ranger.

woke up today and watched cats on TV, went to /tg/ and read Cat rogue. this is turning out to be the best sunday yet.

someone please tell me i'm not the only one with a cat that is actually named rogue

>>15239093
please forgive my double posting but:

>aresers himself

first 5 pictures found on google were also cats and the 6th one was a Gundam,
Captcha supports the Construct cat golem.

this IS the best sunday ever!

oddly fitting

>>15239006

If we can get somebody with enough skill to actually make this, and if we ever have the gold to pay for it, I'll do it.

>>15240406
>>15238882
Where is your gold, anyway? I guess your party members are holding it?

>>15241799

Yes, they've got all the gold and non-cat things. I'm considering having a bag of holding jury-rigged to my armor. I could shoe stuff in there with my amulet of mage hand.

Awesomeness for OP, and Pic Related for the haters.