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Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
HERO('s party member) QUEST, p(...) 09/28/24(Sat)00:26:55 No.6112283

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HERO('s party member) QUEST, part 4 Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)00:26:55 No.6112283

OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably)

Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde. After losing your wagon in a battle, you stole another one from the barbarians and is now riding back to the guild.

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)00:31:41 No.6112284

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)00:31:41 No.6112284

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6112283
What does barb car think, you know our night rider wagon?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)00:39:55 No.6112290

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)00:39:55 No.6112290

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>>6112284
"I recommend murdering all barbarians. Preferably violently"

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)00:45:03 No.6112295

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)00:45:03 No.6112295

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6112290
DOOOO ITTTTT!!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)00:50:55 No.6112298

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)00:50:55 No.6112298

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>>6112295
HEY LOOK A RANDOM BARB ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)00:51:58 No.6112301

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)00:51:58 No.6112301

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6112298
Fiddy points!

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
09/28/24(Sat)00:54:07 No.6112303

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 09/28/24(Sat)00:54:07 No.6112303

>>6112284
>>6112301
what the fuck is your RNG right now anon

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)00:55:05 No.6112304

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)00:55:05 No.6112304

>>6112303
God owes me

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)00:56:11 No.6112306

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)00:56:11 No.6112306

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>>6112301
Goddamn. You annihilated that guy

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)00:57:36 No.6112307

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)00:57:36 No.6112307

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6112306
The party is right to fear a female driver

Anonymous (ID: qGQgceJR)
09/28/24(Sat)01:30:20 No.6112332

Anonymous (ID: qGQgceJR) 09/28/24(Sat)01:30:20 No.6112332

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6112306
What is the barbarian car's name?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)01:45:53 No.6112345

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)01:45:53 No.6112345

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>>6112307
"See, Kid. This is why you gotta be on guard around females."

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)01:46:32 No.6112346

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)01:46:32 No.6112346

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6112345
Double sexism

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)01:58:49 No.6112352

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)01:58:49 No.6112352

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>>6112346
"Y'see, females are actually only after one thing. Your mana. They steal it, and leave you powerless. And what happens then? That's right. They make you pay taxes. This is because women are actually a creation of the monarchy. Project F3M4L, look it up"

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)02:02:21 No.6112353

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)02:02:21 No.6112353

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6112352
Honk honk next barbarian bites dust

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)02:13:07 No.6112356

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)02:13:07 No.6112356

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>>6112353
MEANWHILE, A BIT FURTHER UP THE ROAD

"Howsit going, old timer?"

"aaaa I aint what I used to be. This is going to be my final campaign. After this, I'll retire and spend time with my grandkids"

"A noble goal"

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
09/28/24(Sat)02:31:57 No.6112366

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 09/28/24(Sat)02:31:57 No.6112366

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6112356
Might as well go on a blast. Time to bring out the old wagon one more time to be race again.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)02:34:59 No.6112369

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)02:34:59 No.6112369

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>>6112366
Did anon have a stroke writing this

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)02:35:05 No.6112370

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)02:35:05 No.6112370

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6112356
Veooom

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)02:36:29 No.6112371

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)02:36:29 No.6112371

>>6112369
>>6112356
>>6112370
Blood meter is full. Time for car show toons to sing along. Like a family. Put on heavy metal song alongs

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)02:37:30 No.6112372

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)02:37:30 No.6112372

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6112371

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
09/28/24(Sat)02:42:12 No.6112375

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 09/28/24(Sat)02:42:12 No.6112375

>>6112369
Somewhat, ack
Also Vroom*

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)02:48:50 No.6112377

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)02:48:50 No.6112377

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>>6112372
Yes, hello, 911? Yeah, it's over for anon

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)03:08:27 No.6112383

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)03:08:27 No.6112383

>>6112377
Doowap skoobididoop

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)03:09:28 No.6112384

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)03:09:28 No.6112384

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6112383
>>6112377

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)03:22:38 No.6112388

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)03:22:38 No.6112388

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>>6112384

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)03:26:32 No.6112389

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)03:26:32 No.6112389

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>6112388
Bleh, hold me close op! It's getting dark...

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
09/28/24(Sat)03:27:34 No.6112390

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 09/28/24(Sat)03:27:34 No.6112390

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6112388
After score of barbarians on the path. We finally arrive to the guild and get pay.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)03:44:49 No.6112394

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)03:44:49 No.6112394

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>>6112390
"Ah, welcome back. I got the news that you successfully protected the temple. Barring some...collateral damage"

"The monks were grateful for the help. We even got a new wagon from the barbarians"

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)03:58:08 No.6112395

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)03:58:08 No.6112395

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6112394
We need to name our new wagon

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)04:18:04 No.6112398

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)04:18:04 No.6112398

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>>6112395
Of course, while Kid deals with the payment, you go and name the new wagon

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
09/28/24(Sat)04:28:26 No.6112404

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 09/28/24(Sat)04:28:26 No.6112404

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6112398
The Shitfucker

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)04:35:31 No.6112405

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)04:35:31 No.6112405

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>>6112404
A powerful name

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
09/28/24(Sat)04:36:49 No.6112406

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 09/28/24(Sat)04:36:49 No.6112406

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6112405
This should do until we get our wagon repaired.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)04:44:32 No.6112411

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)04:44:32 No.6112411

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>>6112406
Speaking of which, you gotta get that back to the shop. Kinda sucks that you just had it customized too.

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
09/28/24(Sat)04:45:32 No.6112412

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 09/28/24(Sat)04:45:32 No.6112412

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6112411
Get the payment from our current job and let's see how much it'll take to repair...

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)05:02:50 No.6112415

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)05:02:50 No.6112415

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>>6112412
"Miss Firemane! Look! We got a huge sack of gold from the quest. We can spend it on equipment and stuff before heading out to deal with the barbarians again"

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
09/28/24(Sat)05:04:06 No.6112416

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 09/28/24(Sat)05:04:06 No.6112416

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6112415
TO THE WAGON SHOP

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)05:28:10 No.6112427

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)05:28:10 No.6112427

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>>6112416
"Firemane? Back so soon? Wagon needs a tune up?"

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
09/28/24(Sat)05:35:04 No.6112429

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 09/28/24(Sat)05:35:04 No.6112429

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6112427
Yeah it got kinda smashed by a giant rock.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)05:47:35 No.6112432

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)05:47:35 No.6112432

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>>6112429
"Ah. Must be those barbarians huh. Alright, lemme see the damage"

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
09/28/24(Sat)06:02:44 No.6112435

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 09/28/24(Sat)06:02:44 No.6112435

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6112432
Show em the wagon

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)06:07:54 No.6112439

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)06:07:54 No.6112439

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>>6112435
"Damn. This looks fucked. We're gonna need to replace so many parts you'd wonder if it even counts as the original wagon anymore"

While ye olde Wagon Knight looks over the damages...I gotta go, Be back in like, 5 hours.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)10:49:09 No.6112535

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)10:49:09 No.6112535

>>6112439
>mfw can't check for updates anymore because they banned xitter in my country

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
09/28/24(Sat)10:51:53 No.6112538

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 09/28/24(Sat)10:51:53 No.6112538

We are surrounded by unwashed hordes of Brazilians.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)11:47:32 No.6112584

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)11:47:32 No.6112584

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Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)11:55:00 No.6112590

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)11:55:00 No.6112590

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6112584
Wagon?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)12:02:54 No.6112598

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)12:02:54 No.6112598

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>>6112590
"yeah, shit's fucked. Gonna take a while to fix. And by fix I mean replace most of it "

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:04:10 No.6112600

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:04:10 No.6112600

>>6112598
Alrighty then, let's go spin the wheel of what wacky sideplot we'll go while we wait for the wagon to be repaired for conveniently enough time that it ends just as we need to go on another big mission.

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:05:13 No.6112602

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:05:13 No.6112602

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6112600
Stoopid

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:09:38 No.6112606

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:09:38 No.6112606

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6112584
NO FIREMANE, THAT SONG IS ABOUT COCAINE ADDICTION
>>6112598
Cool, I always wanted a Cart of Theseus

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)12:11:31 No.6112607

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)12:11:31 No.6112607

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>>6112602

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:12:36 No.6112608

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:12:36 No.6112608

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6112607
What's that on your shoulder, Cart Knight?

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:12:52 No.6112609

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:12:52 No.6112609

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6112607
Now spin the wheel. What will it be?

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)12:13:59 No.6112611

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)12:13:59 No.6112611

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6112607
Why cant we just use shit fucker?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)12:20:51 No.6112613

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)12:20:51 No.6112613

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>>6112611
well I mean I thought the plan right now is just to use shitfucker until your wagon is fixed, then you decide what's next

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:21:59 No.6112614

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:21:59 No.6112614

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6112613
Yeah that makes sense, what'd'ya say, Shitfucker?

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:24:30 No.6112617

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:24:30 No.6112617

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6112613
No, we need to have an wacky sideplot while we wait.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)12:31:35 No.6112621

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)12:31:35 No.6112621

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>>6112614

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:32:39 No.6112622

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:32:39 No.6112622

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6112621
Hey, i won that roll! Gimme my filler arc!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:34:05 No.6112625

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:34:05 No.6112625

>>6112621
Fair enough, lets go do anons whacky sideplot, maybe punch a penguin or two

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)12:34:53 No.6112626

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)12:34:53 No.6112626

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>>6112622
Indeed, anon, but you see...I was too deep into the bit and I didn't wanna restart so it iz what it iz.

Anyway who wanna roll for a wacky sidequest

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:35:06 No.6112627

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:35:06 No.6112627

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6112625
Lets roll some dice as well, that's always fun

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:36:24 No.6112629

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:36:24 No.6112629

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6112626
Okay, well, let's see, we've already had an Ezekiel sidearc before with that woman...so that means the new sideplot can be either related to firemane herself, or Double Whiz

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)12:43:23 No.6112640

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)12:43:23 No.6112640

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>>6112629
>

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:44:28 No.6112642

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:44:28 No.6112642

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6112640
So? Do you have any relevant storyline you need to finish that isn't important enough for the grand finale mission?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:44:54 No.6112644

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:44:54 No.6112644

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6112640
Look out, Double Wizard! Plot relevant event is right behind you! Relating to you no less!

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)12:47:35 No.6112646

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)12:47:35 No.6112646

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6112640
Fist of God approves of double wizard quest

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)12:54:36 No.6112654

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)12:54:36 No.6112654

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>>6112642
>>6112644
>>6112646

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:55:38 No.6112656

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:55:38 No.6112656

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6112654
Little does he know he ran into his ex...who is also a tax collector

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)12:57:45 No.6112660

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)12:57:45 No.6112660

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6112656
>Wizard
>Ex

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)12:58:22 No.6112661

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)12:58:22 No.6112661

>>6112660
He just never managed to hit it, you know how it is

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)13:00:17 No.6112663

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)13:00:17 No.6112663

>>6112661
I thought he was anime protagonist level dense and never noticed his master flirting with him all his life.

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)13:00:31 No.6112665

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)13:00:31 No.6112665

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6112654
After him! We can't watch this quest with out our own eyes! Follow him fellow anons!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)13:08:40 No.6112669

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)13:08:40 No.6112669

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>>6112656
"Ex? Silly anon. Women will steal your mana. I would never be in a relationship, as it would intrude on my magical capabilities. I only lived with my female master my entire adult life while studying magic"

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: f65NN6VE)
09/28/24(Sat)13:12:41 No.6112670

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: f65NN6VE) 09/28/24(Sat)13:12:41 No.6112670

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6112669
But lo and behold it is the spectre of Double Wizard's Double Wizard ex-master, called from the grave by necrobarbarian magic emanations!

Also she's a tax collector too, what's up with that

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)13:25:00 No.6112681

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)13:25:00 No.6112681

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>>6112670
"Preposterous. No way shitass barbarian magic can do that"

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)13:42:27 No.6112691

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)13:42:27 No.6112691

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6112681
DOUBLE WIZARD WATCH OUT SHE'S GOING TO GRAB YOU AND THEN TELEPORT USING THE KIDNAP SPELL

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)13:47:31 No.6112694

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)13:47:31 No.6112694

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>>6112691
"Huh? Whaddayamean--OH SHIT"

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)13:51:14 No.6112696

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)13:51:14 No.6112696

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6112694
Oh no, she's taken him....somewhere! Somewhere plot relevant! Like her old magic tower or something like that! And now we're going to have to save him!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)13:59:23 No.6112702

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)13:59:23 No.6112702

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>>6112696
"OH NO! DOUBLE WIZARD!"

"HE'S BEEN TAKEN TO WHERE THE PLOT IS!"

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)14:01:19 No.6112704

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)14:01:19 No.6112704

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6112702
How horrible!

Anyway, what's for dinner?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)14:05:59 No.6112712

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)14:05:59 No.6112712

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>>6112704
"BUT HE MAY BE IN GRAVE DANGER! WE GOTTA GO SAAAAVE HIM"

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)14:07:11 No.6112714

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)14:07:11 No.6112714

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6112712
Okay. Grab the dinner to go. We'll eat it on the way there.

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)14:08:03 No.6112716

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)14:08:03 No.6112716

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6112712
Don't worry Boy, he's probably in a tax agency having his stuff audited over, look, there he is seen through the window of Ye Olde Taxes Agency
Really worst that will happen is him being sent to a local equivalent of federal prison...o no

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)14:14:20 No.6112722

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)14:14:20 No.6112722

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>>6112714
"DELICIOUS CHICKEN. TO GOOOOOO"

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)14:15:39 No.6112723

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)14:15:39 No.6112723

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6112722
Mmmmm champken...anyways where did he go?

Anonymous (ID: eZDwmUT1)
09/28/24(Sat)14:17:19 No.6112725

Anonymous (ID: eZDwmUT1) 09/28/24(Sat)14:17:19 No.6112725

>>6112722
Okay, let's go. Shitfucker, ride on!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)14:23:38 No.6112728

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)14:23:38 No.6112728

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>>6112723
hmmm...where could have that ghost taken him

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)14:26:30 No.6112729

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)14:26:30 No.6112729

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6112728
Double Tower

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)14:26:36 No.6112730

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)14:26:36 No.6112730

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>6112728
Here

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
09/28/24(Sat)14:28:23 No.6112734

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 09/28/24(Sat)14:28:23 No.6112734

>>6112729
>>6112728
Two chariots are about to crash in to the towers.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)14:37:47 No.6112745

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)14:37:47 No.6112745

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>>6112729
Shitfucker, awaaaaay

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
09/28/24(Sat)14:39:10 No.6112746

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 09/28/24(Sat)14:39:10 No.6112746

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6112745
Hey look, Barbarian Orphanage!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)14:45:34 No.6112749

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)14:45:34 No.6112749

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>>6112746
"Boy, being an orphan sure sucks. Hope I get to join the horde soon"

"Hmmmm....rock"

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)14:46:44 No.6112751

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)14:46:44 No.6112751

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6112749
The wagon passes by in the background for comedic effect.

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
09/28/24(Sat)14:49:00 No.6112752

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 09/28/24(Sat)14:49:00 No.6112752

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6112749
Squish

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)14:49:56 No.6112755

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)14:49:56 No.6112755

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>>6112751

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J)
09/28/24(Sat)14:51:22 No.6112756

Anonymous (ID: PNZqEy5J) 09/28/24(Sat)14:51:22 No.6112756

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6112755
Let's get to that tower, eh? Who knows what that woman is doing to poor DW....

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
09/28/24(Sat)15:00:10 No.6112763

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 09/28/24(Sat)15:00:10 No.6112763

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>>6112756
Indeed. who knows what nefarious deeds she is subjecting the double wizard to....Which we'll find out in uh...I dunno, whenever I wake up i guess. Head hurty makes me sleepy

Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: qGQgceJR)
09/29/24(Sun)12:58:10 No.6113287

Anonymous (ID: qGQgceJR) 09/29/24(Sun)12:58:10 No.6113287

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6112763
>Meanwhile, at the Double Tower...

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: j6UyTf6m)
09/29/24(Sun)15:30:31 No.6113401

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: j6UyTf6m) 09/29/24(Sun)15:30:31 No.6113401

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6113287
OH GOD ANOTHER ORB JUST HIT THE DOUBLE TOWERS

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)13:13:41 No.6117901

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)13:13:41 No.6117901

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Anonymous (ID: MWySe80k)
10/06/24(Sun)13:16:58 No.6117902

Anonymous (ID: MWySe80k) 10/06/24(Sun)13:16:58 No.6117902

>>6117901
dramatic approach to the towers deuce

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)13:26:14 No.6117910

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)13:26:14 No.6117910

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>>6117902
DUN DUN

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)13:34:31 No.6117912

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)13:34:31 No.6117912

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6117910
Party wonders
Do they cast double on their penis as well?

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)13:37:54 No.6117913

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)13:37:54 No.6117913

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6117912
what the hell are you even talking about anon

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)13:38:34 No.6117915

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)13:38:34 No.6117915

>>6117913
They are double wizards anon... One must know if they are packing double wands!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)13:41:48 No.6117920

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)13:41:48 No.6117920

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>>6117912
>>6117913

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)13:42:51 No.6117922

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)13:42:51 No.6117922

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6117920
...Ignoring that, it's time to arrive at the spooky undead wizard castle. This definitely isn't the opening cutscene of a horror survival game.

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)13:46:15 No.6117925

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)13:46:15 No.6117925

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6117920
Don't you look at me like that you whores!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)13:51:51 No.6117929

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)13:51:51 No.6117929

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>>6117922

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)13:53:01 No.6117931

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)13:53:01 No.6117931

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6117929
It's time...to go.

Go in.

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)13:55:28 No.6117933

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)13:55:28 No.6117933

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6117929
Whip crack
Castle vania style

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)14:04:33 No.6117940

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)14:04:33 No.6117940

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>>6117931

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)14:05:20 No.6117942

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)14:05:20 No.6117942

>>6117940
Firepunch that nigga and march on

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)14:06:21 No.6117943

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)14:06:21 No.6117943

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6117940
Fire slash
Pacifist punch
Fire ball

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)14:18:12 No.6117956

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)14:18:12 No.6117956

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>>6117943
2spooky4me

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)14:21:26 No.6117960

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)14:21:26 No.6117960

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6117956
Wagon slam

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)14:27:32 No.6117966

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)14:27:32 No.6117966

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6117956
Fire SLASH

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)14:43:58 No.6117980

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)14:43:58 No.6117980

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6117960
WILL IT HIT?

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
10/06/24(Sun)14:50:02 No.6117985

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 10/06/24(Sun)14:50:02 No.6117985

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6117980

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)14:54:22 No.6117992

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)14:54:22 No.6117992

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>>6117985
You have obliterated the first obstacle in this castle of horrors:

a single skeleton

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)14:55:26 No.6117994

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)14:55:26 No.6117994

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6117992
Now onto the next enemy.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)15:01:46 No.6117997

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)15:01:46 No.6117997

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>>6117994
Incoming horde of zombies, ghouls and skeletons!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/06/24(Sun)15:03:17 No.6117998

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/06/24(Sun)15:03:17 No.6117998

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>6117997
What is this, OP? We are attacking a double tower and don't face a double horde of zombies, ghouls and skeletons?
You fell off

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)15:03:49 No.6118000

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)15:03:49 No.6118000

>>6117997
Blow em up, we got no time for anything less than a miniboss.

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk)
10/06/24(Sun)15:04:51 No.6118002

Anonymous (ID: Nv3prDXk) 10/06/24(Sun)15:04:51 No.6118002

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6118000

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)15:05:21 No.6118004

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)15:05:21 No.6118004

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6117997
Party attack of coolness tech

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)15:07:41 No.6118007

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)15:07:41 No.6118007

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>>6117998
Well, uh, you see, uhm, when there's 2 hordes, they make, uh, one big horde, yea

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/06/24(Sun)15:09:55 No.6118008

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/06/24(Sun)15:09:55 No.6118008

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6118007
Very well, its two smaller hordes that look like one big horde from a distance
Let us battle

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)15:21:34 No.6118019

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)15:21:34 No.6118019

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6118008

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/06/24(Sun)15:22:13 No.6118022

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/06/24(Sun)15:22:13 No.6118022

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6118019
wHAT THE fuck

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
10/06/24(Sun)15:24:28 No.6118025

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 10/06/24(Sun)15:24:28 No.6118025

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6118019
Fight for the last

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)15:26:06 No.6118026

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)15:26:06 No.6118026

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6118019
Mahji-deh
(For real home boy!?)

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX)
10/06/24(Sun)15:28:52 No.6118031

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX) 10/06/24(Sun)15:28:52 No.6118031

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6118019
Fight-eh!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)15:31:53 No.6118034

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)15:31:53 No.6118034

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>>6118022
You were fending off the undead horde(s) but then suddenly, a particularly large abomination drags you across the courtyard and separates you from the party!

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX)
10/06/24(Sun)15:34:35 No.6118040

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX) 10/06/24(Sun)15:34:35 No.6118040

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6118034
Is this the part where it's revealed this whole kidnapping of the double wizard was a scheme to get us separated so one of the king's monsters could kidnap us and take firemane to his evil lair, forcing Ezekiel to take decisions on his own for the first time?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)15:44:34 No.6118051

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)15:44:34 No.6118051

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>>6118040
Whut? Uh....pretty sure this was just a party seperation mechanic...Who tf is this king, when did he appear

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/06/24(Sun)15:50:09 No.6118055

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/06/24(Sun)15:50:09 No.6118055

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6118051
Barbarian extinction timeline

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX)
10/06/24(Sun)15:50:27 No.6118056

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX) 10/06/24(Sun)15:50:27 No.6118056

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6118051
Ezekiel'd brother? Wasn't he an undead barbarian king? Anyway, you usually have these plots late into the story where the mentor gets captured by the Villain or something to let the protagonist show how far he came...but it's only on the final arcs. Not sure how much percent of the story we're on.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)15:58:02 No.6118061

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)15:58:02 No.6118061

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>>6118055
Ah of course. The good timeline.

In any case you're still being dragged across the courtyard. It is pretty painful. Preferably you should stop this.

>>6118056
Ah, he's more of a warlord at the moment. Currently directing his hordes to ravage the land. He'll become king if he succeeds.

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX)
10/06/24(Sun)16:00:23 No.6118063

Anonymous (ID: Tb6oOkFX) 10/06/24(Sun)16:00:23 No.6118063

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6118061
Nah, you'll get used to it.

Anonymous (ID: 0ZcBhHWQ)
10/06/24(Sun)16:10:48 No.6118075

Anonymous (ID: 0ZcBhHWQ) 10/06/24(Sun)16:10:48 No.6118075

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6118061
Oh Kay or have fist of God counter

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)16:18:35 No.6118077

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)16:18:35 No.6118077

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6118063
Are you sure

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
10/06/24(Sun)16:21:58 No.6118079

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 10/06/24(Sun)16:21:58 No.6118079

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6118077
Ye

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)16:29:57 No.6118081

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)16:29:57 No.6118081

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>>6118079
Unfortunately you did not get used to it, and took damage all the way. Fortunately, the beast lets you go. Unfortunately, it did it by launching you at a nearby statue. You are dazed!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/06/24(Sun)16:32:20 No.6118082

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/06/24(Sun)16:32:20 No.6118082

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6118081
Yeah, well, FIREBALL

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)16:41:14 No.6118085

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)16:41:14 No.6118085

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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6118082
DAZED. REELING. PREPARING A FIREBALL

You have a -35 malus due to being dragged across the courtyard and getting slammed into a statue

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)16:43:28 No.6118086

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)16:43:28 No.6118086

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>>6118085
>nat 1

BUT THE BEAST FORGOT TO DODGE ANYWAY

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
10/06/24(Sun)16:43:53 No.6118087

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 10/06/24(Sun)16:43:53 No.6118087

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>6118085
>rolled 1
come on OP

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)16:45:00 No.6118088

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)16:45:00 No.6118088

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>>6118087
Ya win some ya lose some. Das showbiz, bby

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
10/06/24(Sun)16:46:17 No.6118089

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 10/06/24(Sun)16:46:17 No.6118089

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6118088
Turn it onto hard difficulty, it's too easy.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)16:51:53 No.6118092

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)16:51:53 No.6118092

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>>6118089
THE ABOMINATION HAS SOMEHOW BEEN EMPOWERED BY THE FIRE.

ITS ROLLS WILL NOW BE THE SUM OF 2D100

+20

AND ALSO YOU OWE IT YOUR LUNCH MONEY

Anonymous (ID: leXEuPFv)
10/06/24(Sun)16:52:20 No.6118093

Anonymous (ID: leXEuPFv) 10/06/24(Sun)16:52:20 No.6118093

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6118088
What the rest of the party fighting?

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
10/06/24(Sun)16:52:48 No.6118094

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 10/06/24(Sun)16:52:48 No.6118094

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6118092
IT'S SWORD TIME
GO CUT OFF ITS LIMBS!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/06/24(Sun)16:53:20 No.6118095

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/06/24(Sun)16:53:20 No.6118095

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6118092
Aw man, I need that money, this is Fire School all over again

Anonymous (ID: leXEuPFv)
10/06/24(Sun)16:53:52 No.6118097

Anonymous (ID: leXEuPFv) 10/06/24(Sun)16:53:52 No.6118097

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6118092
Use team skill it can't have all our lunch money!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)17:03:03 No.6118101

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)17:03:03 No.6118101

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>>6118095
FLAAAASSSSHBAAACK

"Firemane! Just who I was looking for. Gimme your lunch money, nerd"

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/06/24(Sun)17:04:00 No.6118102

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/06/24(Sun)17:04:00 No.6118102

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6118101
Go back to the fight before Opee shows up!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)17:06:40 No.6118104

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)17:06:40 No.6118104

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>>6118102
What a terrible memory...now where did that undead beast go

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
10/06/24(Sun)17:12:08 No.6118108

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 10/06/24(Sun)17:12:08 No.6118108

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6118104
Slap yourself back to normal

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/06/24(Sun)17:14:42 No.6118113

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/06/24(Sun)17:14:42 No.6118113

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6118108
CAN YOU SLAP YESELF BACK TO NORMAL?

Roll 1d100 with a -35 malus. While the dazed condition has a +20 bonus

You do that while I go...sleep. it's 4 Am. bread will continue later.

Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/06/24(Sun)17:15:58 No.6118114

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/06/24(Sun)17:15:58 No.6118114

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6118113
Damn, this dazed condition got arms

Anonymous (ID: TgbFExsq)
10/11/24(Fri)00:44:43 No.6120539

Anonymous (ID: TgbFExsq) 10/11/24(Fri)00:44:43 No.6120539

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6118113
*Concern*

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)11:34:26 No.6122980

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)11:34:26 No.6122980

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Dazed, reeling

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)11:38:20 No.6122984

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)11:38:20 No.6122984

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>6122980
Reel in those feelings you got stuff to do

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)11:40:55 No.6122988

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)11:40:55 No.6122988

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>>6122984
Unfortunately according to the dice you haven't rolled a 100-35 that beast a 35 yet

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/14/24(Mon)11:56:16 No.6122994

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/14/24(Mon)11:56:16 No.6122994

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6122988
They all say that, in school, at the driving lessons, my own father, bit of a weird thing to say casually in all honesty

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)11:57:05 No.6122995

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)11:57:05 No.6122995

Rolled 8, 13, 3, 26, 16, 27, 30, 4, 34, 6, 14, 16, 9, 32, 6, 30, 7, 12, 13, 19, 21, 31, 8, 16, 20 = 421 (25d35)

>>6122988
You did this

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)11:59:57 No.6122996

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)11:59:57 No.6122996

Rolled 59 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>6122988
Like this?

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)12:03:54 No.6122998

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)12:03:54 No.6122998

Rolled 34 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>6122996
Oh no wait >>6122988

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:04:01 No.6122999

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:04:01 No.6122999

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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6122994
>>6122995
>>6122996
Unfortunately you haven't been able to slap yourself awake yet.

The Undead Abomination will now hit you with a clothesline. It has a +50 bonus due to you being dazed.

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)12:05:05 No.6123000

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)12:05:05 No.6123000

Rolled 32 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>6122999
Is it even possible to use a minus roll?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/14/24(Mon)12:05:22 No.6123001

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/14/24(Mon)12:05:22 No.6123001

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6122999
Aw man, even the trips

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)12:05:29 No.6123002

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)12:05:29 No.6123002

Rolled 7 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>6122998
>>6122999
I put a negative in there and it turned to positive so it's not working right bruh.

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)12:06:05 No.6123003

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)12:06:05 No.6123003

>>6123000
Okay, that was definitely a - in my dice

OP, it's literally impossible to use a minus modifier, it just turns into a plus. Those rolls from before should have won.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:06:44 No.6123005

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:06:44 No.6123005

>>6123003
Anon I can just subtract it myself

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)12:08:53 No.6123006

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)12:08:53 No.6123006

>>6123005
Okay but the rolls from before did beat the 35

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)12:10:23 No.6123007

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)12:10:23 No.6123007

>>6123005
Then why did my 96 not count?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:14:16 No.6123008

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:14:16 No.6123008

>>6123006
Well it's because this one >>6122984 didn't count since it wasn't in "roll against this post" mode yet

>>6123007
There's a 96?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:17:48 No.6123013

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:17:48 No.6123013

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>>6123001
Miraculously, you managed to dodge the clothesline! You must have used some epic fighting maneuver like listening to his coming attack or something!

Or you just happened to trip. Who knows

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)12:18:22 No.6123014

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)12:18:22 No.6123014

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6123013
Can we shake off the dazedness now

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:20:45 No.6123016

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:20:45 No.6123016

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>>6123014
Pssst. Hey. I got status effect cures right here.

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)12:21:34 No.6123017

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)12:21:34 No.6123017

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6123016
You a cop!?
I mean... You got the stuff?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/14/24(Mon)12:21:41 No.6123018

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/14/24(Mon)12:21:41 No.6123018

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6123016
What's the price?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:24:31 No.6123021

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:24:31 No.6123021

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>>6123018
$39.99

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/14/24(Mon)12:26:39 No.6123024

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/14/24(Mon)12:26:39 No.6123024

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6123021
Wait a second...TODD HOWARD!?
AND THIS STATUS EFFECT CURE IS NAUGHT BUT STARFIELD DLC!!!

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)12:28:13 No.6123026

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)12:28:13 No.6123026

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6123021
Better roll that in my pocket

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:33:55 No.6123030

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:33:55 No.6123030

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>>6123024
Being swindled by Todd has shocked you out of the daze

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t)
10/14/24(Mon)12:35:29 No.6123032

Anonymous (ID: GDkIbr3t) 10/14/24(Mon)12:35:29 No.6123032

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6123030
Japanese frame-u sword-u

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)12:36:59 No.6123034

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)12:36:59 No.6123034

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>6123030
GREAT CHAOS FIREBALL

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)12:44:56 No.6123042

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)12:44:56 No.6123042

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Rolled 90, 13 + 20 = 123 (2d100 + 20)

>>6123034
THE UNDEAD BEAST MAKES A SOUND AKIN TO LAUGHTER! IT'S MOCKING YOU! PROVE IT WRONG

Anonymous (ID: SVyBfNCF)
10/14/24(Mon)12:46:59 No.6123043

Anonymous (ID: SVyBfNCF) 10/14/24(Mon)12:46:59 No.6123043

Rolled 46, 36 = 82 (2d100)

>>6123042
How do we roll? Normal or do you do the thing?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/14/24(Mon)12:49:07 No.6123045

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/14/24(Mon)12:49:07 No.6123045

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6123042
Aw man, where is me parteh?

Anonymous (ID: SVyBfNCF)
10/14/24(Mon)12:50:20 No.6123047

Anonymous (ID: SVyBfNCF) 10/14/24(Mon)12:50:20 No.6123047

>>6123045
That's gotta count for something.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)13:04:13 No.6123056

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)13:04:13 No.6123056

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>>6123045
>nat 100

Anonymous (ID: P3DPOd2i)
10/14/24(Mon)13:05:44 No.6123057

Anonymous (ID: P3DPOd2i) 10/14/24(Mon)13:05:44 No.6123057

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6123056
Sick burn!
What the party up too!?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)13:13:41 No.6123061

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)13:13:41 No.6123061

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>>6123057
"Miss Firemane! Are you okay? We cleared the horde to get to where you were taken!"

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/14/24(Mon)13:16:04 No.6123063

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/14/24(Mon)13:16:04 No.6123063

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6123061
Nat 100, baby! This is why you should start gambling, BOY
Speaking of which can I borrow 20 gold?

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)13:16:31 No.6123064

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)13:16:31 No.6123064

>>6123061
Yes. We are definitely ok and totally not in pieces. No pain at all, no siree.

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)13:26:16 No.6123066

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)13:26:16 No.6123066

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>6123064

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)13:31:09 No.6123074

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)13:31:09 No.6123074

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>>6123063
"Huh? Uh sure lemme just get my coinpurse an--"

"NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, COMPATRIOTS! WE MUST PRESS ON! THE DOUBLE WIZARD NEEDS US!"

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)13:40:42 No.6123079

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)13:40:42 No.6123079

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6123074
You're right! Let's follow this convenient yellow road that says it leads to the wizard!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)13:56:47 No.6123090

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)13:56:47 No.6123090

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>>6123079
And so you enter the Double Tower, where even more undead awaits!

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag)
10/14/24(Mon)13:59:42 No.6123091

Anonymous (ID: HPhQ75Ag) 10/14/24(Mon)13:59:42 No.6123091

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6123090
We ain't got time for this, time for Firemane and Kid to do a wombo combo flame to burn them all at once.

Anonymous (ID: +lV1h3DM)
10/14/24(Mon)14:04:27 No.6123095

Anonymous (ID: +lV1h3DM) 10/14/24(Mon)14:04:27 No.6123095

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6123090
Fist of God does a shoulder tackle of godly love!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)14:13:22 No.6123099

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)14:13:22 No.6123099

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>>6123095

Anonymous (ID: +lV1h3DM)
10/14/24(Mon)14:14:14 No.6123100

Anonymous (ID: +lV1h3DM) 10/14/24(Mon)14:14:14 No.6123100

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6123099
Push forward commrads

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/14/24(Mon)14:32:11 No.6123109

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/14/24(Mon)14:32:11 No.6123109

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>>6123100
And so the party makes their way up the tower. Tune in next time to see what shenanigans they get into. Which is like....20-ish hours from now. I gotta go eep

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ)
10/16/24(Wed)12:41:21 No.6124111

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ) 10/16/24(Wed)12:41:21 No.6124111

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6123109
Cool action fight scene where our party is making progress through the enemies, with wrestling moves and chair throwing included.

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)12:42:29 No.6124113

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)12:42:29 No.6124113

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yes. Hello. I was told there was an adventure in progress

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)12:43:30 No.6124115

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)12:43:30 No.6124115

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6124113

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)12:51:16 No.6124117

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)12:51:16 No.6124117

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>>6123109
>>6124111
>>6124115

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)12:51:59 No.6124118

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)12:51:59 No.6124118

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6124117
This is taking too long. Time to backwards long jump through this stair.

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ)
10/16/24(Wed)12:53:27 No.6124119

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ) 10/16/24(Wed)12:53:27 No.6124119

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>6124117
Oh! Out of nowhere its!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)13:04:45 No.6124125

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)13:04:45 No.6124125

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>>6124119
IT'S REVENANT ORTON! HE'S POISED TO STRIKE! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)13:09:55 No.6124129

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)13:09:55 No.6124129

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>6124125
Fuck it. Tank it.

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)13:11:43 No.6124131

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)13:11:43 No.6124131

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6124125
Ezekiel one-shots him with his FIAH SWORD

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ)
10/16/24(Wed)13:18:17 No.6124133

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ) 10/16/24(Wed)13:18:17 No.6124133

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6124125
Foot to face style

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)13:21:42 No.6124136

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)13:21:42 No.6124136

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>>6124131
WATCHOUT WATCHOUT HERE COMES THE REVENANT KO IT----AND EZEKIEL COUNTERS IT

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)13:23:59 No.6124138

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)13:23:59 No.6124138

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6124136
Enough of this shite. BLJ, ACTIVATE!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)13:30:58 No.6124143

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)13:30:58 No.6124143

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>>6124136

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)13:32:13 No.6124144

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)13:32:13 No.6124144

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6124143
Let's hope there's no door at the top.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)13:37:57 No.6124148

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)13:37:57 No.6124148

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6124144
Roll for it

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ)
10/16/24(Wed)13:40:15 No.6124149

Anonymous (ID: Q5pjTEbZ) 10/16/24(Wed)13:40:15 No.6124149

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6124148
Someone is ruining the side quest!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)13:44:36 No.6124152

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)13:44:36 No.6124152

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>>6124149
YOU SLAM INTO SOMETHING AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/16/24(Wed)13:44:38 No.6124153

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/16/24(Wed)13:44:38 No.6124153

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6124148
I'M LATE I'M LATE, ARGH

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)13:48:51 No.6124156

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)13:48:51 No.6124156

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6124153
You should have stayed even later.

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/16/24(Wed)13:50:23 No.6124158

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/16/24(Wed)13:50:23 No.6124158

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6124152
Look behind

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)13:54:16 No.6124161

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)13:54:16 No.6124161

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>>6124158
A GOLEM!

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)14:00:30 No.6124164

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)14:00:30 No.6124164

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6124161
No.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)14:06:18 No.6124166

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)14:06:18 No.6124166

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>>6124164

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)14:07:54 No.6124167

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)14:07:54 No.6124167

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6124166
I don't care.

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)14:08:17 No.6124168

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)14:08:17 No.6124168

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6124166
kick him in the balls

Anonymous (ID: xsCzlIfv)
10/16/24(Wed)14:11:11 No.6124170

Anonymous (ID: xsCzlIfv) 10/16/24(Wed)14:11:11 No.6124170

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6124166
Yeah that was rude anon

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)14:11:29 No.6124171

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)14:11:29 No.6124171

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>>6124167
"Damn bitch, chill out"

Anonymous (ID: xsCzlIfv)
10/16/24(Wed)14:12:32 No.6124172

Anonymous (ID: xsCzlIfv) 10/16/24(Wed)14:12:32 No.6124172

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6124171
You should say your sorry anon.
His heart maybe artificial but his feelings are real!

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)14:13:06 No.6124173

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)14:13:06 No.6124173

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6124171
A fireknight NEVER CHILLS

NAPALM UPON THEE

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)14:14:31 No.6124175

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)14:14:31 No.6124175

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>>6124172

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)14:21:08 No.6124178

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)14:21:08 No.6124178

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6124175
*pfft* yeah my bad

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)14:30:32 No.6124182

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)14:30:32 No.6124182

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>>6124178

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)14:32:39 No.6124183

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)14:32:39 No.6124183

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6124178
>>6124182
~~Stonehead didn't even notice it was another anon that apologized.~~

Okay, let's go.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)14:43:35 No.6124191

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)14:43:35 No.6124191

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6124183

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)14:44:10 No.6124193

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)14:44:10 No.6124193

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6124191
Blockhead.

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
10/16/24(Wed)14:44:38 No.6124194

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 10/16/24(Wed)14:44:38 No.6124194

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6124191

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)14:53:08 No.6124197

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)14:53:08 No.6124197

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>>6124194
He realizes that he's supposed to be stopping you right now

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)15:00:39 No.6124200

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)15:00:39 No.6124200

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6124197
Mario jump his head

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)15:06:50 No.6124207

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)15:06:50 No.6124207

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>>6124200
"Are you sure that's wise?...He got a spike on his head"

Anonymous (ID: xBU3hBfM)
10/16/24(Wed)15:21:31 No.6124214

Anonymous (ID: xBU3hBfM) 10/16/24(Wed)15:21:31 No.6124214

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6124207
No spike is a match for Firemane's thunder legs.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)15:33:24 No.6124218

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)15:33:24 No.6124218

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6124214

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)15:35:11 No.6124219

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)15:35:11 No.6124219

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6124218

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)15:36:38 No.6124220

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)15:36:38 No.6124220

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6124218
Hit him straddled to avoid the spike. 100000IQ move

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
10/16/24(Wed)15:41:42 No.6124225

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 10/16/24(Wed)15:41:42 No.6124225

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6124218

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)15:46:11 No.6124226

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)15:46:11 No.6124226

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>>6124219
>>6124225
>>6124220
Ah fuck that hurts like hell. This was a terrible idea

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)15:52:58 No.6124232

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)15:52:58 No.6124232

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6124226
Pocket sand?

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)15:57:11 No.6124235

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)15:57:11 No.6124235

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6124226
That's because you didn't BELIEVE in the LEGS

You gotta BELEEV

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)15:59:58 No.6124238

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)15:59:58 No.6124238

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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6124232
It's 3 AM so I gotta sleep soon. Last roll for this sesh:

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I)
10/16/24(Wed)16:04:13 No.6124240

Anonymous (ID: qkm6S+1I) 10/16/24(Wed)16:04:13 No.6124240

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6124238
stop rolling good

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
10/16/24(Wed)16:05:38 No.6124242

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 10/16/24(Wed)16:05:38 No.6124242

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6124238

Anonymous (ID: xsCzlIfv)
10/16/24(Wed)16:06:52 No.6124243

Anonymous (ID: xsCzlIfv) 10/16/24(Wed)16:06:52 No.6124243

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6124238

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/16/24(Wed)16:15:52 No.6124248

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/16/24(Wed)16:15:52 No.6124248

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>>6124240
>>6124242
>>6124243
Unfortunately, you left your pocket sand at home.

With this failure, the bread is suspended. Next sesh in...I unno, not sure yet, im eepy.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0)
10/16/24(Wed)16:16:34 No.6124250

Anonymous (ID: bYPyfve0) 10/16/24(Wed)16:16:34 No.6124250

>>6124248
Damn. Night Anon

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)12:12:11 No.6126304

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)12:12:11 No.6126304

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Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7)
10/20/24(Sun)12:31:30 No.6126309

Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7) 10/20/24(Sun)12:31:30 No.6126309

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6126304
We're taking too long! Let's finish this. Time to pull out a special move. Not the specialist move, of course, we gotta save that one for the barbarian brother.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)12:41:07 No.6126318

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)12:41:07 No.6126318

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>>6126309
Right. The special move. The special move to defeat the golem. But not the special move to defeat the undead barbarian warlord brother. That special move.

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
10/20/24(Sun)12:43:26 No.6126319

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 10/20/24(Sun)12:43:26 No.6126319

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>6126318
Do that

Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7)
10/20/24(Sun)12:44:06 No.6126322

Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7) 10/20/24(Sun)12:44:06 No.6126322

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6126318
Throw legally distinguishable fire version of the lighting bolt move.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)12:53:04 No.6126329

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)12:53:04 No.6126329

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>>6126322
You mean.....a Firebolt?...Eeeeyyyyy

Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7)
10/20/24(Sun)13:02:33 No.6126332

Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7) 10/20/24(Sun)13:02:33 No.6126332

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6126329
...I don't get it. There's nothing comical about the word firebolt.

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
10/20/24(Sun)13:04:45 No.6126333

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 10/20/24(Sun)13:04:45 No.6126333

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6126329
What's the deal with these barbarian airline food? Amma right!?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)13:08:31 No.6126337

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)13:08:31 No.6126337

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>>6126332
"What a shame. It was too high brow for you"

Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7)
10/20/24(Sun)13:09:35 No.6126338

Anonymous (ID: DXzaYf+7) 10/20/24(Sun)13:09:35 No.6126338

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6126337
..Can we throw the bolt at the golem now?

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
10/20/24(Sun)13:10:39 No.6126340

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 10/20/24(Sun)13:10:39 No.6126340

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6126337
Or maybe this anon is just a dumb head

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)13:14:22 No.6126343

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)13:14:22 No.6126343

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6126340

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z)
10/20/24(Sun)13:17:39 No.6126346

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z) 10/20/24(Sun)13:17:39 No.6126346

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6126343
You know if lightning's just plasma and fire that's hot enough is plasma so we should be able to hurl bolts if we level hard enough

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
10/20/24(Sun)13:30:45 No.6126355

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 10/20/24(Sun)13:30:45 No.6126355

>>6126343
Draw op draw >>6126346

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)13:31:02 No.6126356

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)13:31:02 No.6126356

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>>6126346
Probably.

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
10/20/24(Sun)13:32:24 No.6126357

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 10/20/24(Sun)13:32:24 No.6126357

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6126356
Now hurry what crazy things could they be doing to good DubzWiz

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)13:42:46 No.6126359

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)13:42:46 No.6126359

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>>6126357
"DOUBLE WIZARD! ARE YOU OKAY?!"

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//)
10/20/24(Sun)13:48:28 No.6126361

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//) 10/20/24(Sun)13:48:28 No.6126361

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6126359
..Well, is he?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)14:03:01 No.6126374

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)14:03:01 No.6126374

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>>6126361
"BEGONE! APPARITION OF MINE OWN MASTER! YOU WILL NEVER TRICK ME!"

"For the last time, I was resurrected an---EXCUSE ME, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE"

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/20/24(Sun)14:04:31 No.6126377

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/20/24(Sun)14:04:31 No.6126377

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6126374
Heeeey I get it! Lightning bolt, fire bolt, hah! Good one, skeleton

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)14:11:52 No.6126383

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)14:11:52 No.6126383

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>>6126377

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/20/24(Sun)14:12:53 No.6126384

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/20/24(Sun)14:12:53 No.6126384

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>6126383
Oh right, erm, UNHAND THE DOUBLE WIZARD, YOU...d-...DOUBLE HARLOT

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)14:24:51 No.6126392

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)14:24:51 No.6126392

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>>6126384
"Double Harlot? Huh, well. So this is the company you keep, Double Wizard II. I must say, I--DOUBLE LIGHTNING"

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/20/24(Sun)14:26:20 No.6126393

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/20/24(Sun)14:26:20 No.6126393

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6126392
That's what he called you during one of his rants SCATTER

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/20/24(Sun)14:37:13 No.6126396

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/20/24(Sun)14:37:13 No.6126396

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6126359
Yeah>>6126374
>>6126392
No wait you are just so hawt

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)14:38:28 No.6126398

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)14:38:28 No.6126398

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>>6126393
A hole is blown into the side of the tower

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/20/24(Sun)14:39:45 No.6126400

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/20/24(Sun)14:39:45 No.6126400

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6126398
Wait are you the og! The original double wizard! The hawtest spell caster in the land!?

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//)
10/20/24(Sun)14:40:26 No.6126403

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//) 10/20/24(Sun)14:40:26 No.6126403

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6126398
Your magic is no match for my FIST

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/20/24(Sun)14:44:05 No.6126406

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/20/24(Sun)14:44:05 No.6126406

>>6126403
Hey man roll for more hawt wizard pics. For wizard research

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)14:47:13 No.6126409

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)14:47:13 No.6126409

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>>6126403
But what if it was...FIST MAGIC?!

AND DOUBLED?

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//)
10/20/24(Sun)14:48:01 No.6126411

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//) 10/20/24(Sun)14:48:01 No.6126411

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>6126409
Then it's time for FIRE PUNCH

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)14:55:57 No.6126416

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)14:55:57 No.6126416

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>>6126411

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/20/24(Sun)14:56:41 No.6126417

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/20/24(Sun)14:56:41 No.6126417

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6126416
FIREPUNCH FIREPUNCH FIREBALL FIREPUNCH

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/20/24(Sun)15:06:29 No.6126425

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/20/24(Sun)15:06:29 No.6126425

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6126416
Dick punch

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)15:08:39 No.6126426

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)15:08:39 No.6126426

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>>6126417
You throw a barrage of flaming punches against the Double Wizard's own massive flurry of magical fists! But soon you are overwhelmed and sent flying backwards to your party!

"It seems fisting isn't your forte! Then allow me to swap in!" says The Fist of God

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/20/24(Sun)15:13:26 No.6126429

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/20/24(Sun)15:13:26 No.6126429

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6126426
Do it

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/20/24(Sun)15:13:52 No.6126431

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/20/24(Sun)15:13:52 No.6126431

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6126426
Yeah you do that, lets double team that double timing double bitch!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)15:27:35 No.6126443

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)15:27:35 No.6126443

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>>6126431

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/20/24(Sun)15:31:55 No.6126445

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/20/24(Sun)15:31:55 No.6126445

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6126443
Aratatatata

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)15:41:20 No.6126448

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)15:41:20 No.6126448

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>>6126445

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/20/24(Sun)15:43:44 No.6126451

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/20/24(Sun)15:43:44 No.6126451

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6126448
NOW DOUBLE WIZARD, EXECUTE YOUR NO DOUBT EXISTING PLAN WHILE YOU WERE CAPTURED
You uhhh did have a plan, right?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)15:55:20 No.6126467

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)15:55:20 No.6126467

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>>6126451
"oh shit"

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//)
10/20/24(Sun)15:56:21 No.6126468

Anonymous (ID: NOMwsr//) 10/20/24(Sun)15:56:21 No.6126468

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6126467
Fist of God then proceeds to give that double bitch a double slap while she isn't looking

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ)
10/20/24(Sun)16:05:40 No.6126470

Anonymous (ID: sfHoOPoZ) 10/20/24(Sun)16:05:40 No.6126470

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6126467
Damn nice honkers

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/20/24(Sun)16:05:44 No.6126472

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/20/24(Sun)16:05:44 No.6126472

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>>6126468
THE SLAP COMETH

..TOMORROW! SINCE IT'S 3AM AND I GOTTA GO TO WORK SOON

toodles,
updates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)13:15:11 No.6128604

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)13:15:11 No.6128604

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Anonymous (ID: 4uOLYS9c)
10/24/24(Thu)13:19:14 No.6128605

Anonymous (ID: 4uOLYS9c) 10/24/24(Thu)13:19:14 No.6128605

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6128604
And back to the slap pre duck dinner

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)13:19:36 No.6128606

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)13:19:36 No.6128606

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6128604
Double slap yourself in the face

Why were we trying to stop DW to get laid with his undead hot teacher anyway?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)13:26:30 No.6128610

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)13:26:30 No.6128610

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>>6128606
Because Firemane'll be damned if anybody gets to score with their love interest before she does----I uh mean, The double wizard is clearly in much danger! He was kidnapped! No doubt to be used for the undead barbarian army's nefarious schemes! yes

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)13:33:04 No.6128612

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)13:33:04 No.6128612

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6128610
Yeah, so obviosly, DW must forever stay thinking that this is an "apparition" designed to "trick him", or something. No one's getting laid on our watch!
Man, we have weird goals in life

Anyway, double slap the double harlot

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.6128618

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.6128618

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>>6128612
Oh right of course. Fist of God was about to do that...AND WITH A THUNDEROUS CLAP, THE UNDEAD DW IS....gone! Oh shit maybe she really is an apparition

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)13:54:52 No.6128620

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)13:54:52 No.6128620

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6128618
Damn, a ghost. I bet she probably wants to turn Double Wizard into an undead creature too! And maybe reverse his age so he stops being old and gray? I dunno what undead people want.

Anonymous (ID: yLY402OK)
10/24/24(Thu)13:55:23 No.6128621

Anonymous (ID: yLY402OK) 10/24/24(Thu)13:55:23 No.6128621

>>6128618
Virginity Rocks!

Anonymous (ID: yLY402OK)
10/24/24(Thu)13:56:26 No.6128622

Anonymous (ID: yLY402OK) 10/24/24(Thu)13:56:26 No.6128622

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6128621

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)14:04:00 No.6128626

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)14:04:00 No.6128626

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>>6128622
Ah yes. The virginity rocks. It is said that the barbarian tribes would give these rocks to virgins, so that they one day throw it away when they lose their virginity, i---
"SHE JUST USED TIME STOP TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!"

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)14:05:20 No.6128627

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)14:05:20 No.6128627

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6128626
DOUBORU WARUDO

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)14:12:06 No.6128631

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)14:12:06 No.6128631

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6128626
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A ROAD ROLLER WAGON?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)14:12:33 No.6128632

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)14:12:33 No.6128632

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>>6128627
OH SHI-

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)14:15:39 No.6128634

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)14:15:39 No.6128634

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6128632
Fist of God gets a fist through his chest!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)14:28:02 No.6128637

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)14:28:02 No.6128637

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>>6128634

Anonymous (ID: VCcNdJtc)
10/24/24(Thu)14:29:38 No.6128638

Anonymous (ID: VCcNdJtc) 10/24/24(Thu)14:29:38 No.6128638

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6128637
Hope something soft is in the way

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)14:31:05 No.6128639

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)14:31:05 No.6128639

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6128637
Oh shit! He's a holy donut now!

Firemand and Ezekiel gotta watch out, she'll target one of them next! But who?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)14:37:04 No.6128645

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)14:37:04 No.6128645

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>>6128638
>>6128639
"With faith....even this incredibly hard and painful wall....can be as soft as....a pillow....blerrrgghh"

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)14:38:44 No.6128646

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)14:38:44 No.6128646

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6128645
free double wizard

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)14:44:55 No.6128650

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)14:44:55 No.6128650

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6128645
Holy shit, okay
That's some serious force, I guess the undead female DW really is evil (ignore our home invasion)

Try to pull him out of the wall and run away with him while kid runs away with double wizard

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)14:46:13 No.6128652

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)14:46:13 No.6128652

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>>6128646
"GOT IT!"

"TAKE COVER!"

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)14:47:44 No.6128654

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)14:47:44 No.6128654

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6128652
Double Wizard and Ezekiel should take FOD and run, we'll hold her back! Probably?

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)14:48:54 No.6128655

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)14:48:54 No.6128655

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6128652
take cover

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)14:49:42 No.6128656

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)14:49:42 No.6128656

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6128652
Ask double wizard if he knows any double flight spells, if yes, grab Fist and jump through that >>6126398 hole to escape

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)14:54:39 No.6128658

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)14:54:39 No.6128658

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>>6128654
SHE TRIES TO CATCH THE PARTY IN A TIME STOP IN RESPONSE! AND YOUR DOUBLE WIZARD COUNTERS! THIS LEADS TO THEM CONSTANTLY STOPPING AND UN-STOPPING TIME!

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)14:55:53 No.6128659

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)14:55:53 No.6128659

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6128658
ah, fuck this shit, just throw them out the hole, i'm sure they'll figure out a way to soften their landing. We'll fight her ourselves and figure out a way to deal with it.

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)14:56:47 No.6128661

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)14:56:47 No.6128661

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6128658
thats fine since we dont perceive that lose of time at all. From our POV the wizards are just dancing in place.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)15:31:07 No.6128673

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)15:31:07 No.6128673

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>>6128661

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)15:33:04 No.6128674

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)15:33:04 No.6128674

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6128673
Alright, enough of this shite. Time to pull out a super secret Fire Knight combo that can counter crazy magic like this. The one that we totally taught Ezekiel during his training arc. Offscreen. That one.

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)15:33:51 No.6128675

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)15:33:51 No.6128675

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6128674
>>6128673
Ah yes, the fireball to the face technique

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)15:37:59 No.6128678

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)15:37:59 No.6128678

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6128673
Lmao
Okay we should probably pry the Fist out of the wall now. Ezekiel can help

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)15:42:04 No.6128679

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)15:42:04 No.6128679

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>>6128675
"Miss Firemane! You mean to use...THAT?!"

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)15:43:46 No.6128680

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)15:43:46 No.6128680

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6128679
YES! 'THAT' ATTACK! WITH 'THOSE' MOVES! WITH 'THESE' DRAWBACKS IF WE FAIL!

Better hope your teamwork is good, dawg! Show that bitch how a TRUE disciple-master couple does it

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)15:50:20 No.6128685

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)15:50:20 No.6128685

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Rolled 27, 13 = 40 (2d100)

>>6128680
The moment of truth!

Roll 1d100

Double wizard gets to roll 2d100 and pick the higher result

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw)
10/24/24(Thu)15:51:04 No.6128686

Anonymous (ID: hADmKUvw) 10/24/24(Thu)15:51:04 No.6128686

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6128685

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)15:53:03 No.6128687

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)15:53:03 No.6128687

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6128685
Double wizard rolled double shit

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)15:54:17 No.6128689

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)15:54:17 No.6128689

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>>6128687
>

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)15:55:54 No.6128691

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)15:55:54 No.6128691

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>>6128689
Aw dang it, we accidentally moved the camera over to this random ghoul. Damn. Would have been epic to see the maneuver that Firemane and Kid did to save FoG and Double Wizard.

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)15:59:06 No.6128696

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)15:59:06 No.6128696

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6128691
but what of the Evil double wizard? how defeated is she?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)16:03:44 No.6128700

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)16:03:44 No.6128700

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>>6128696
"She has teleported away from here! No doubt to nurse her wounds for the eventual rematch!"

"Amazing that all of that happened entirely offscreen in the span of 2 panels"

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)16:06:30 No.6128703

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)16:06:30 No.6128703

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6128700
look for loot

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)16:12:37 No.6128704

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)16:12:37 No.6128704

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6128700
Uhh. Is fist okay?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)16:23:53 No.6128709

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)16:23:53 No.6128709

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>>6128703
With the danger seemingly passed. Ezekiel helps Fist of God heal himself, while talking to Double Wizard about what exactly transpired. Getting his thoughts and opinions on his now undead Master, his plan to deal with her in the future, his resolve. Through this, Ezekiel gets to know the party better and make team cohesion even stronger.

...But you got more important things to worry about yourself, like finding sweet loot in these ruins

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k)
10/24/24(Thu)16:27:07 No.6128713

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k) 10/24/24(Thu)16:27:07 No.6128713

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6128709
Yes, look for the loot. Definitely don't think about how DW's refusal to confess her feelings led to her sorry state, and DEFINITELY don't think of how you could end up the same.

Why are you thinking about it? Stop thinking about it. Stop.

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)16:37:07 No.6128718

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)16:37:07 No.6128718

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>>6128709
inappropriate fan art

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k)
10/24/24(Thu)16:39:30 No.6128719

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k) 10/24/24(Thu)16:39:30 No.6128719

>>6128718
I wonder whose fantasy this is, Firemane's or Ezekiel's

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)16:48:38 No.6128726

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)16:48:38 No.6128726

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>>6128713
>>6128718

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k)
10/24/24(Thu)16:50:21 No.6128727

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k) 10/24/24(Thu)16:50:21 No.6128727

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6128726
Okay, fine, you can have ONE panic. Freak out away.

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)16:52:58 No.6128731

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)16:52:58 No.6128731

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6128726
checking for traps is a important step to dungeon looting

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)16:59:04 No.6128736

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)16:59:04 No.6128736

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>>6128727
You freak out as the party looks on in bewilderment. While I gotta go to bed as it's 4AM. If thing goes well we'll continue bread soon enough.
Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Toodles

>>6128718
also thankies from mcspankies

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k)
10/24/24(Thu)17:00:58 No.6128738

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k) 10/24/24(Thu)17:00:58 No.6128738

>>6128736
Thanks for running.

>>6128718
Also yes, very nice.

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/24/24(Thu)17:02:06 No.6128740

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/24/24(Thu)17:02:06 No.6128740

>>6128718
that's really cool
~~Sojourner?~~
>>6128719
Firemane's 100%. Ezekiel has displayed 0 romantic interest in anyone and might have the density of an anime protagonist

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k)
10/24/24(Thu)17:03:09 No.6128741

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k) 10/24/24(Thu)17:03:09 No.6128741

>>6128740
Well, I sure as hell ain't letting Firemane end up like DW1.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/24/24(Thu)17:03:45 No.6128744

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/24/24(Thu)17:03:45 No.6128744

>>6128741
In stockings?

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k)
10/24/24(Thu)17:07:00 No.6128746

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k) 10/24/24(Thu)17:07:00 No.6128746

>>6128744
No, those might actually be useful. We WILL penetrate that hero denseness shield, or my name isn't Anonymous!

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/24/24(Thu)17:17:21 No.6128749

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/24/24(Thu)17:17:21 No.6128749

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>>6128736
no, thank you for your hard work! I wont take up anymore of your image limit.

Anonymous (ID: DwfqFI/l)
10/24/24(Thu)17:20:29 No.6128751

Anonymous (ID: DwfqFI/l) 10/24/24(Thu)17:20:29 No.6128751

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SEX WITH DOUBLE WIZARD'S SEXY DOUBLE MENTOR. UOOOOOOOHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX HER! SEX WITH THE SEX WIZARD!

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k)
10/24/24(Thu)17:24:55 No.6128754

Anonymous (ID: e1Syyy1k) 10/24/24(Thu)17:24:55 No.6128754

>>6128751
You are a plebeian. No witch bitch can beat the mature appeal of Firemane. Chicks with helmets are the true Patrician's choice.

Anonymous (ID: 4JGjZ/tj)
10/25/24(Fri)05:15:06 No.6129061

Anonymous (ID: 4JGjZ/tj) 10/25/24(Fri)05:15:06 No.6129061

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>>6128749
>blue lines
what color is she actually?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/25/24(Fri)06:32:27 No.6129072

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/25/24(Fri)06:32:27 No.6129072

>>6128718
>>6128749
Soj pls

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/25/24(Fri)10:30:05 No.6129139

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/25/24(Fri)10:30:05 No.6129139

>>6128709
While we wait...can anyone decipher what they're saying in the background? It's blurry but there's text.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/26/24(Sat)00:50:18 No.6129494

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/26/24(Sat)00:50:18 No.6129494

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>>6129061
Orange.

>>6129139
You'll never knoooow

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/26/24(Sat)09:08:25 No.6129613

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/26/24(Sat)09:08:25 No.6129613

>>6129494
Man, optimal armor build knight and nuclear wizard would be such insane playthroughs
First would be us constantly swapping gear to something more stupid (but with better stats)
Second would be us constantly on the run form the feds from all the fallout we'd cause with our abysmal self restraint

Anonymous (ID: LKNKSnBS)
10/26/24(Sat)10:05:28 No.6129623

Anonymous (ID: LKNKSnBS) 10/26/24(Sat)10:05:28 No.6129623

>>6129494
The Mob knight are definitely one of the knights of all time
Mob will return. Mobbed again

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/26/24(Sat)13:42:12 No.6129694

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/26/24(Sat)13:42:12 No.6129694

>>6129494
Wait, we have a sword?
Also where did our vest go?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/26/24(Sat)13:53:03 No.6129702

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/26/24(Sat)13:53:03 No.6129702

>>6129694
Yeah Firemane always had a sword, like here >>6118019

As for the vest, you're still wearing it. I just keep drawing it more skin tight with every thread. For reasons.

Also also I kept forgetting to draw the zipper line in the middle

Anonymous (ID: NEcSwYeb)
10/26/24(Sat)13:58:40 No.6129703

Anonymous (ID: NEcSwYeb) 10/26/24(Sat)13:58:40 No.6129703

By the way, thread 3 doesn't seem to be on the archive.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/26/24(Sat)15:12:48 No.6129735

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/26/24(Sat)15:12:48 No.6129735

>>6129703
You sure? I checked the zip, it's in there
https://www.mediafire.com/file/yglu8mtb7dfpvb6/HERO%2527s_party_member_QUEST.zip/file

Anonymous (ID: NEcSwYeb)
10/26/24(Sat)15:13:29 No.6129736

Anonymous (ID: NEcSwYeb) 10/26/24(Sat)15:13:29 No.6129736

>>6129735
It`s not on the qst archive

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/26/24(Sat)15:24:21 No.6129742

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/26/24(Sat)15:24:21 No.6129742

>>6129736
Oh that. I uh, don't update that thing myself so. Whoops.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)12:27:47 No.6130301

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)12:27:47 No.6130301

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Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)12:35:46 No.6130310

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)12:35:46 No.6130310

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6130301
Here lies firemane, she never scored

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/27/24(Sun)12:36:04 No.6130311

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/27/24(Sun)12:36:04 No.6130311

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6130301
Died of realising that her romance plot is gag-based and if she actually gets the boy(tm) there will be no gag anymore, therefore she can never get the boy(tm)

Also resurrect and punch the face drawn on the grave

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)12:49:30 No.6130317

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)12:49:30 No.6130317

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>>6130311

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z)
10/27/24(Sun)12:51:47 No.6130319

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z) 10/27/24(Sun)12:51:47 No.6130319

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6130317
Alright so Double Witch disappeared but is it a "End the stage and fight here at some other point" teleportation or a "Everything up to here was just the halfway point and we have to beat her up again to get any rewards" thing?

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)12:53:36 No.6130320

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)12:53:36 No.6130320

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6130317
Double describes his cruel, horrible torture by that demon masquerading as his mentor.

She definitely wouldn't have tried to seduce him, say that he must stay for his own safety or tell him that other girls are temptations of the devil

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/27/24(Sun)12:56:08 No.6130322

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/27/24(Sun)12:56:08 No.6130322

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6130317
Alright so, stop comparing yourself to double witch. You're not like that at all. You're not gonna obsess over the same guy for decades and even after your death. Fuck it man, if he's not into you, just go out with night knight or something

Go check on the others, they've been looting the place like the true murder hobos they are

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)13:02:25 No.6130326

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)13:02:25 No.6130326

>>6130322
> Fuck it man, if he's not into you, just go out with night knight or something
That's good advice but we should probably actually try that question out before we give up, no?

Well, let's not worry about it now. We have loot to get.

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/27/24(Sun)13:07:05 No.6130328

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/27/24(Sun)13:07:05 No.6130328

>>6130326
true lol, it's just the last story images were those:
>>6128726
>>6128736
and firemane is being a drama queen in them

Loot, loot is good

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)13:09:52 No.6130330

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)13:09:52 No.6130330

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>>6130320
"...and that's when she said that other women are all evil and are trying to steal my mana"

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)13:11:52 No.6130331

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)13:11:52 No.6130331

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6130330
Check for loot, clearly we won for now and she won't block all ways out

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)13:14:29 No.6130333

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)13:14:29 No.6130333

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6130330
Hey, that's not true! *We* don't want to steal any mana at all!

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/27/24(Sun)13:15:29 No.6130334

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/27/24(Sun)13:15:29 No.6130334

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6130330
The face Ezekiel is listening with, lmao
Ask DW if we can track the totally-not-double-witch down, or we have to wait until she kidnaps him again (Ask while looting)

Man, we don't even get anything out of looting, our armor is class-based and our attacks are mostly throwing fire anyway. We loot out of habit

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)13:19:06 No.6130336

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)13:19:06 No.6130336

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>>6130331
And now, the most important of all dice rolls.

The loot die

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)13:21:46 No.6130340

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)13:21:46 No.6130340

>>6130336
Ah yes, let's throw it while hand of god says that he'll never wash his chest again after having being touched by the witch

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
10/27/24(Sun)13:22:02 No.6130341

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 10/27/24(Sun)13:22:02 No.6130341

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6130336
How big is it?

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)13:22:52 No.6130342

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)13:22:52 No.6130342

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6130336
>>6130340
>>6130341

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)13:23:23 No.6130343

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)13:23:23 No.6130343

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>>6130341
It could be more than. Big.

Large, even.

Anyway, roll 2d100. First is for picking and second is for results. Higher the better.

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)13:24:48 No.6130345

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)13:24:48 No.6130345

Rolled 60, 44 = 104 (2d100)

>>6130343
Less go

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
10/27/24(Sun)13:24:50 No.6130346

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 10/27/24(Sun)13:24:50 No.6130346

Rolled 45, 49 = 94 (2d100)

>>6130343
Roll

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/27/24(Sun)13:25:10 No.6130348

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/27/24(Sun)13:25:10 No.6130348

Rolled 74, 95 = 169 (2d100)

>>6130343
3 lockpicks, an iron sword(worse than ours), 2 sweet rolls and a diary filled with peak femcel seethe

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)13:27:10 No.6130349

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)13:27:10 No.6130349

>>6130348
Oh hell yis

Stop rolling

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)13:27:55 No.6130351

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)13:27:55 No.6130351

Rolled 41, 18 = 59 (2d100)

>>6130343
>>6130348
This guy knows what he's talking about

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)13:44:40 No.6130352

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)13:44:40 No.6130352

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>>6130348
My god, this could only mean, you find the greatest treasure known to man...

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)13:48:15 No.6130354

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)13:48:15 No.6130354

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6130352
...But we don't have a console.
Or a PC.
Or even know what those words mean.

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)13:48:44 No.6130355

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)13:48:44 No.6130355

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6130352
Open it and you find out it's actually ~~Starfield instead~~

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)13:52:46 No.6130356

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)13:52:46 No.6130356

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>>6130355

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/27/24(Sun)13:53:52 No.6130357

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/27/24(Sun)13:53:52 No.6130357

>>6130356
Alright we're back to despair

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)13:57:23 No.6130359

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)13:57:23 No.6130359

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6130356
Damn. Any of the others have more luck?

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)13:58:11 No.6130360

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)13:58:11 No.6130360

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6130356
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)14:11:10 No.6130369

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)14:11:10 No.6130369

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>>6130360
"Welp, I found this comically large bag of gold, what did you guys find?"

"A fancy box of chocolates"

"Ancient Forbidden Tome of Banned Magics"

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)14:13:53 No.6130375

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)14:13:53 No.6130375

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6130369
There's nothing else you can find, except her diary

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)14:15:37 No.6130376

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)14:15:37 No.6130376

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6130369
Damn. So unfair.

Okay let's go.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)14:23:00 No.6130382

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)14:23:00 No.6130382

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>>6130376
What do you mean unfair? You obtained the greatest treasure of all. Enjoy your gift.

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)14:24:16 No.6130383

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)14:24:16 No.6130383

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6130382
There's a diary taped to the back of it

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)14:25:11 No.6130384

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)14:25:11 No.6130384

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6130383
Damn bro you really want that diary huh

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)14:27:30 No.6130385

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)14:27:30 No.6130385

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>>6130384
Yeah anon, you kinda sus right now

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK)
10/27/24(Sun)14:29:52 No.6130387

Anonymous (ID: 2MAA4qBK) 10/27/24(Sun)14:29:52 No.6130387

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6130385
Alright, fine, let's go finish this mission and return to the guild. I'm sure nothing bad has happened while we were here...

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
10/27/24(Sun)14:33:03 No.6130390

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 10/27/24(Sun)14:33:03 No.6130390

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>6130385
We all know they witch keeps her weaknesses in the diary, also it's fire Firemane to laugh at
>>6130387
I'm sure nothing bad will happen

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/27/24(Sun)14:34:28 No.6130392

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/27/24(Sun)14:34:28 No.6130392

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>>6130387
What actually ahppened just now is my eye suddenly real hurty and I think it's swollen. Gonna have to suspend things for now and continue later. furkc

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
10/27/24(Sun)15:12:19 No.6130423

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 10/27/24(Sun)15:12:19 No.6130423

>>6130392
Op, wash your hands more you won't get pink eye!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)13:21:09 No.6131460

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)13:21:09 No.6131460

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Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/29/24(Tue)13:25:10 No.6131466

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/29/24(Tue)13:25:10 No.6131466

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6131460
Check your eye

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)13:37:09 No.6131486

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)13:37:09 No.6131486

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>>6131466

Anonymous (ID: ea2W/8ZL)
10/29/24(Tue)13:39:10 No.6131488

Anonymous (ID: ea2W/8ZL) 10/29/24(Tue)13:39:10 No.6131488

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6131486
Now punch self in face while op tells us the recap!

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/29/24(Tue)13:39:31 No.6131490

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/29/24(Tue)13:39:31 No.6131490

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6131486
Is there something there? In your eye? Hidden?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)13:43:55 No.6131493

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)13:43:55 No.6131493

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>>6131490

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/29/24(Tue)13:44:35 No.6131494

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/29/24(Tue)13:44:35 No.6131494

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6131493
But what if there was?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)13:45:53 No.6131495

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)13:45:53 No.6131495

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>>6131494

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/29/24(Tue)13:46:46 No.6131497

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/29/24(Tue)13:46:46 No.6131497

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6131495
Uh-huh.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)13:50:23 No.6131501

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)13:50:23 No.6131501

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>>6131497

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/29/24(Tue)13:54:32 No.6131502

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/29/24(Tue)13:54:32 No.6131502

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6131501
Okay, fine, let's go, mission finished. Let's see if the world outside is still alive or if the sun turned into some weird firey eclipse thing.

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/29/24(Tue)13:57:51 No.6131505

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/29/24(Tue)13:57:51 No.6131505

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6131501
Surely time was on pause while we went on a companion quest, and undead barbarians didn't burn the country to the ground

Also, throw away that copy of starfield we got. We never even bought GameOrb Series X Pro because it has no games, so it's useless

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)14:02:46 No.6131509

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)14:02:46 No.6131509

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>>6131505
I mean. This quest took like, a night. Or maybe a whole day, tops. (In-universe, anyway). Things couldn't have gotten that bad in such a short time

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/29/24(Tue)14:05:24 No.6131514

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/29/24(Tue)14:05:24 No.6131514

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6131509
Okay, then go out.

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/29/24(Tue)14:05:58 No.6131515

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/29/24(Tue)14:05:58 No.6131515

>>6131509
Okay, then we're fine. Maybe just keep the starfield CD to use as a projectile on the next enemy.
Load the squad into our newly stolen talking car and let's GO.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)14:14:58 No.6131521

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)14:14:58 No.6131521

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>>6131514
See. Everything's fine.....if you ignore that one village over yonder being ransacked

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/29/24(Tue)14:17:50 No.6131526

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/29/24(Tue)14:17:50 No.6131526

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6131521
Hmm. Well it's not like we're *paid* to go save them..

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/29/24(Tue)14:18:42 No.6131528

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/29/24(Tue)14:18:42 No.6131528

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6131521
Being? That village's already burnt. You don't burn until *after* you ransacked. So that village's gone.

Alright, let's go back to the guild.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)14:34:10 No.6131538

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)14:34:10 No.6131538

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>>6131528
Overall this little detour hasn't allowed the barbarians to gain THAT much ground. So everything's still relatively under control.

Definitely not because OP is too lazy to actually draw a blasted hellscape

Anonymous (ID: gCcyU/Zc)
10/29/24(Tue)14:36:01 No.6131539

Anonymous (ID: gCcyU/Zc) 10/29/24(Tue)14:36:01 No.6131539

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6131538
Surely not! Space Dice guides us!

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz)
10/29/24(Tue)14:36:56 No.6131542

Anonymous (ID: 5RRnRJqz) 10/29/24(Tue)14:36:56 No.6131542

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6131538
Time to report in, I guess.

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR)
10/29/24(Tue)14:47:13 No.6131550

Anonymous (ID: B4SuuYnR) 10/29/24(Tue)14:47:13 No.6131550

>>6131542
>report in
Anon, I think we weren't even on a paid quest. Our buddy DW just got snatched, and so we went

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)14:53:19 No.6131551

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)14:53:19 No.6131551

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>>6131542
"Yeah, what anon >>6131550 said. This was a personal matter for you to resolve. The guild has no hand in it, so you won't get any rewards from us. On the other hand, if you're looking for actual guild work, I've got plenty of quests to hand over"

Anonymous (ID: gCcyU/Zc)
10/29/24(Tue)14:55:02 No.6131552

Anonymous (ID: gCcyU/Zc) 10/29/24(Tue)14:55:02 No.6131552

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6131551
WHERES Rachael!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/29/24(Tue)15:01:29 No.6131558

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/29/24(Tue)15:01:29 No.6131558

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6131551
I HATE YOU GUILD MAN, I DESPISE YOU AND CURSE YOUR HEARTH AND HOME
Anyways what's the job?

Anonymous (ID: gCcyU/Zc)
10/29/24(Tue)15:02:22 No.6131559

Anonymous (ID: gCcyU/Zc) 10/29/24(Tue)15:02:22 No.6131559

>>6131558
Double wizard has double turrets

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
10/29/24(Tue)15:10:29 No.6131565

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 10/29/24(Tue)15:10:29 No.6131565

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>>6131558
Here be your quest selection:
- Find the warband who ransacked the nearby village and deliver vengeance upon them
- Take out a Barbarian encampment to mess up their war effort
- Join in the defense of a city under siege

Pick one while I go....sleep. We'll continue this same-ish time tomorrow if nothing goes wrong.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
10/29/24(Tue)15:32:26 No.6131576

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 10/29/24(Tue)15:32:26 No.6131576

>>6131565
Hmmmm...I require counsel, of the only member of the group that I can trust with such a decision...
Shitfucker, what say you?

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
10/29/24(Tue)17:27:11 No.6131658

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 10/29/24(Tue)17:27:11 No.6131658

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6131565
- Join in the defense of a city under siege

Anonymous (ID: HLhgAk7r)
10/30/24(Wed)07:18:57 No.6132004

Anonymous (ID: HLhgAk7r) 10/30/24(Wed)07:18:57 No.6132004

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6131565
>Find the warband who ransacked the nearby village and deliver vengeance upon them
Mad max chase, LFG

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)03:15:24 No.6133809

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)03:15:24 No.6133809

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>>6131576
"Whichever course of action that kills the most barbarians"

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
11/02/24(Sat)04:41:50 No.6133827

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 11/02/24(Sat)04:41:50 No.6133827

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6133809
So like do all of them?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)04:48:45 No.6133830

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)04:48:45 No.6133830

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>>6133827
True, you can accept all of em. But you still need to pick one to do at a time. As you know, you can't clone yourself.

Unless you want to split the party.

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
11/02/24(Sat)04:51:30 No.6133831

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 11/02/24(Sat)04:51:30 No.6133831

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6133830
Well the city seems the most urgent and we might find out info

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)04:52:16 No.6133832

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)04:52:16 No.6133832

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6133830
split party route time!
Our favorite!
We surely won't miss anything of value if to do that

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)05:00:58 No.6133833

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)05:00:58 No.6133833

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>>6133832
Of course, nothing ever goes wrong when splitting the party

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
11/02/24(Sat)05:02:18 No.6133834

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 11/02/24(Sat)05:02:18 No.6133834

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6133833
no sudden kidnappings sure
anyway, the city siege sounds most urgent

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)05:03:31 No.6133835

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)05:03:31 No.6133835

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6133833
or your other party acquiring giant ancient chinese golems while you are dealing with boring shit
anyway speedy up towards city siege

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)05:06:17 No.6133836

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)05:06:17 No.6133836

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>>6133835
Just to confirm, towards the city siege as a whole party or...?

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)05:07:55 No.6133837

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)05:07:55 No.6133837

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6133836
nah you alone is enough for the job. send rest to barbarian encampment

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
11/02/24(Sat)05:09:51 No.6133838

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 11/02/24(Sat)05:09:51 No.6133838

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6133836
>>6133837
Ah yes a solo mission, helped by the fact that they are literally near each other

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)05:11:36 No.6133842

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)05:11:36 No.6133842

>>6133838
Barbarians literally settled near city walls to not go too far from siege
you know, good benefits of a work place being near home

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)05:17:20 No.6133845

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)05:17:20 No.6133845

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>>6133837
>>6133838
Ah, so this is our plan of attack

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t)
11/02/24(Sat)05:19:28 No.6133847

Anonymous (ID: hBXDwC8t) 11/02/24(Sat)05:19:28 No.6133847

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6133845
Yes, my plan is to be the bait so that the rest of you can attack the encampment safely and get all the loot while I suffer.

Wait.

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)05:19:44 No.6133848

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)05:19:44 No.6133848

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6133845
yea, it's perfect
also kid needs to learn how to kill other kids left unattended

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)05:36:51 No.6133852

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)05:36:51 No.6133852

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>>6133848
Alright, time to head to the siege

Anonymous (ID: LKNKSnBS)
11/02/24(Sat)05:57:19 No.6133856

Anonymous (ID: LKNKSnBS) 11/02/24(Sat)05:57:19 No.6133856

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6133852
Turn on the radio

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)06:06:17 No.6133859

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)06:06:17 No.6133859

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6133852
>>6133856
it's all barbarian stations

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)06:19:36 No.6133860

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)06:19:36 No.6133860

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>>6133859
You check your radio(crystal ball) and sees that it's all barbarian ads

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)06:20:53 No.6133861

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)06:20:53 No.6133861

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6133860
Oh, it's new Coldgate ad tho.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)06:38:47 No.6133868

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)06:38:47 No.6133868

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>>6133861
"NEW AND IMPROVED COLDGATE! KEEPS YOUR TEETH SHINING WHITE! EVEN IF YOU'RE DEAD! SO YOU CAN LOOK YOUR BEST WHEN YOU'RE CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES, SEEING THEM BEING DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEARING THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!"

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)06:41:07 No.6133869

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)06:41:07 No.6133869

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6133868
Do you even have teeth underneath that helmet?

Actually, how do you even eat and drink?

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)06:41:28 No.6133870

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)06:41:28 No.6133870

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6133868
oh look, ad is streamed live in city which is under siege

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)06:50:58 No.6133874

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)06:50:58 No.6133874

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>>6133869
Fire Knight secret

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)06:55:10 No.6133879

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)06:55:10 No.6133879

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6133874
...but Ezekiel is also a fire knight now, and he still eats normally.

Anonymous (ID: MAKyhvBT)
11/02/24(Sat)06:55:21 No.6133880

Anonymous (ID: MAKyhvBT) 11/02/24(Sat)06:55:21 No.6133880

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>6133874
It's time to cancel these ads

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)06:59:33 No.6133881

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)06:59:33 No.6133881

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6133874
>>6133880
No it isn't

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)07:07:00 No.6133889

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)07:07:00 No.6133889

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>>6133880
That's right! Truly this is the worst crimes those barbarians have committed! even worse than their other, actual crimes!

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)07:09:55 No.6133890

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)07:09:55 No.6133890

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6133889
you say that but you buy exclusively cold gate to polish your wagons tho

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)07:13:17 No.6133892

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)07:13:17 No.6133892

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>>6133890
>coldgate shill
I wonder who could be behind this post

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)07:15:48 No.6133894

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)07:15:48 No.6133894

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6133892
that's silly of you anon
everyone knows that barbarians can't use computers
They are barbarians after all!
Durr hurr rock culture

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)07:19:36 No.6133895

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)07:19:36 No.6133895

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>>6133894

Anonymous (ID: MAKyhvBT)
11/02/24(Sat)07:19:45 No.6133896

Anonymous (ID: MAKyhvBT) 11/02/24(Sat)07:19:45 No.6133896

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6133892
>>6133894
Barbarian hands typed these

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)07:20:04 No.6133897

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)07:20:04 No.6133897

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6133895
Okay, that was fun, but we wasted enough time. Less go defend a siege.

Anonymous (ID: MAKyhvBT)
11/02/24(Sat)07:21:07 No.6133898

Anonymous (ID: MAKyhvBT) 11/02/24(Sat)07:21:07 No.6133898

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>6133895
Let's just kill those barbarians and shill our own toothpaste later

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)07:21:55 No.6133899

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)07:21:55 No.6133899

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6133895
Why would anyone go on internet and tell lies, OP

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)07:27:37 No.6133900

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)07:27:37 No.6133900

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6133897
That's right!

Now roll to see if you get there during the barbarian's attacking phase or do you arrive early while they were still preparing

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)07:27:59 No.6133901

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)07:27:59 No.6133901

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6133900
Roll!

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)07:28:34 No.6133902

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)07:28:34 No.6133902

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6133900
nyeah

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)07:38:51 No.6133903

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)07:38:51 No.6133903

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>>6133901
>>6133902
Damn! They already started their assault!

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)07:40:23 No.6133904

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)07:40:23 No.6133904

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6133903
ram straight into the horde

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)07:41:18 No.6133906

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)07:41:18 No.6133906

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6133903
THEN THE FIREKNIGHT ARRIVED
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)07:47:00 No.6133909

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)07:47:00 No.6133909

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>>6133906

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)07:47:53 No.6133910

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)07:47:53 No.6133910

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6133909
Blind the enemies with your glorious appearance!
Sun is on your side!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)08:06:29 No.6133916

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)08:06:29 No.6133916

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>>6133910
"the hell is that?"

Will the barbarian find out what the hell is that?

Find out in....I unno, 2-3 hours, I gotta go eat dinner, see ya soon

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/02/24(Sat)08:08:04 No.6133918

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/02/24(Sat)08:08:04 No.6133918

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6133916
SUN TZU
treat yourself some poak buns op

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)12:49:45 No.6134038

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)12:49:45 No.6134038

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Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)12:50:35 No.6134040

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)12:50:35 No.6134040

>>6134038
It's time to BREAK A SIEGE

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)12:51:37 No.6134042

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)12:51:37 No.6134042

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>6134040

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)12:57:32 No.6134044

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)12:57:32 No.6134044

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>>6134042

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)12:58:56 No.6134046

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)12:58:56 No.6134046

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6134044
PREPARE THYSELF

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)13:10:15 No.6134054

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)13:10:15 No.6134054

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>>6134046

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)13:11:01 No.6134056

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)13:11:01 No.6134056

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6134054
Just go running over them. Run over all the barbarians. Get a high score.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)13:21:56 No.6134064

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)13:21:56 No.6134064

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6134056
Roll to get a highscore

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)13:23:10 No.6134065

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)13:23:10 No.6134065

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6134064
Damn, that's a pretty high highscore. Who set it?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)13:38:13 No.6134073

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)13:38:13 No.6134073

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>>6134065
Perhaps an ancient Fire Knight, one of your esteemed ancestors.

Unfortunately before you could break that record, you crash into one of the great undead siege beasts

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)13:40:32 No.6134078

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)13:40:32 No.6134078

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6134073
How DARE they

Fireblast the beast from bellow. That'll hurt.

Anonymous (ID: yYoZJYQ5)
11/02/24(Sat)13:40:58 No.6134079

Anonymous (ID: yYoZJYQ5) 11/02/24(Sat)13:40:58 No.6134079

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6134073
It's ok we dodged it

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)13:53:24 No.6134087

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)13:53:24 No.6134087

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>6134078
FIRE BLAST IT BEFORE IT STOMPS YOU!

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)13:53:53 No.6134089

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)13:53:53 No.6134089

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6134087
BLAST

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z)
11/02/24(Sat)13:55:50 No.6134092

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z) 11/02/24(Sat)13:55:50 No.6134092

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6134087
PAPOW

Anonymous (ID: nR2YCTmS)
11/02/24(Sat)13:57:00 No.6134094

Anonymous (ID: nR2YCTmS) 11/02/24(Sat)13:57:00 No.6134094

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6134087
I'll frag this charlie

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)14:07:06 No.6134101

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)14:07:06 No.6134101

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>>6134092

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)14:13:43 No.6134109

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)14:13:43 No.6134109

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6134101
The beast fucking EXPLODES

THE SIEGE SHALL STOP

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)14:19:11 No.6134113

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)14:19:11 No.6134113

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6134109
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE BEAST EXPLODES AND THE SIEGE SHALL STOP. EAT ROCK" One of the barbarians on top of the beast yelled. As he throws a rock at you

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)14:20:31 No.6134116

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)14:20:31 No.6134116

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>6134113
nuh uh

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)14:27:20 No.6134127

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)14:27:20 No.6134127

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>>6134116
>6

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)14:30:58 No.6134130

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)14:30:58 No.6134130

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6134127
Is this better?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)14:37:30 No.6134134

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)14:37:30 No.6134134

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>>6134130
Yes. But unfortunately too late

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)14:39:06 No.6134135

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)14:39:06 No.6134135

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6134134
Wonder how Kid must be doing on his first mission away from you while you take a...tactical breather underneath the huge boulder.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)14:51:42 No.6134141

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)14:51:42 No.6134141

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>>6134135
Right, let's cut cameras over to Kid's party and see wassup

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7)
11/02/24(Sat)14:52:31 No.6134144

Anonymous (ID: /AzcGti7) 11/02/24(Sat)14:52:31 No.6134144

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6134141
What comedical hijinks is he up to now?

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/02/24(Sat)14:52:41 No.6134146

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/02/24(Sat)14:52:41 No.6134146

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6134141
Turns out he's overleveled as hell and is sweeping the competition.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)15:09:15 No.6134156

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)15:09:15 No.6134156

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>>6134144

Anonymous (ID: Z6x+bR2c)
11/02/24(Sat)15:20:40 No.6134162

Anonymous (ID: Z6x+bR2c) 11/02/24(Sat)15:20:40 No.6134162

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6134156
He can beat them, totally! I trust in you, Kid!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)15:45:53 No.6134187

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)15:45:53 No.6134187

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>>6134162
"That's right Kid. You're gonna go in there, and you're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder! Those barbarians? They're bums!"

Anonymous (ID: Z6x+bR2c)
11/02/24(Sat)15:47:40 No.6134189

Anonymous (ID: Z6x+bR2c) 11/02/24(Sat)15:47:40 No.6134189

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6134187
Yeah! Go there! Show them the power of a fire knight! Time to make your hot, weirdly clingy master proud!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)16:05:25 No.6134206

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)16:05:25 No.6134206

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>>6134189

Anonymous (ID: Z6x+bR2c)
11/02/24(Sat)16:07:24 No.6134208

Anonymous (ID: Z6x+bR2c) 11/02/24(Sat)16:07:24 No.6134208

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>6134206
GO KID GO! BEAT HIS ASS! BEAT THE OTHER GUYS TOO! BEAT THEM ALL!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/02/24(Sat)16:27:34 No.6134222

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/02/24(Sat)16:27:34 No.6134222

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>>6134208
Spurred on by the power of friendship and a bunch of other stuff. Kid beats the crap out of the undead barbarians.

And I gotta sleep as it's 3 AM. Bread will hopefully continue soon, preferably sometime tomorrow when I wake up. toodles.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)12:17:57 No.6134760

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)12:17:57 No.6134760

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Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)12:19:40 No.6134761

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)12:19:40 No.6134761

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6134760
Ezekiel's gonna solo this whole mission by himself. He is finally becoming DA HERO.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)12:30:08 No.6134774

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)12:30:08 No.6134774

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>>6134761

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)12:32:59 No.6134780

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)12:32:59 No.6134780

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6134774
So, Kid, how are you feeling now that you have become a proper fightah of your own and no longer a mere apprentice?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)12:46:07 No.6134797

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)12:46:07 No.6134797

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>>6134780
"THIS IS AWESOME! I NEED MORE BARBARIANS TO CRUSH"

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)12:47:53 No.6134800

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)12:47:53 No.6134800

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6134797
Well, let's leave him to it! Unless there's anything else, cut back to Firemane having a not-so-great time.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)12:54:59 No.6134805

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>>6134800
We now cut back to....Firemane being stuck under a rock and getting the crap stomped outta her

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)12:56:23 No.6134807

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)12:56:23 No.6134807

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6134805
It's time to asspull some random fireknight technique to get yourself out of this mess.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)13:03:18 No.6134811

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)13:03:18 No.6134811

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>>6134807
AND THAT RANDOM FIRE KNIGHT TECHNIQUE IS:
- Fire Blast, but uh, AOE ground version
- Wagon Slam
- Defenders inside the city gives assist
- Genuflect

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)13:05:38 No.6134812

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)13:05:38 No.6134812

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6134811
Fire BLAST

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)13:10:22 No.6134816

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)13:10:22 No.6134816

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6134812
>>6134812
COULD THIS BE THE ASSPULL TO SAVE FIREMANE?

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)13:10:40 No.6134817

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)13:10:40 No.6134817

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6134816
No?

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
11/03/24(Sun)13:14:05 No.6134821

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 11/03/24(Sun)13:14:05 No.6134821

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6134816
I'M ROLLING

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/03/24(Sun)13:15:59 No.6134826

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/03/24(Sun)13:15:59 No.6134826

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6134816
lol. lmao.

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)13:16:27 No.6134829

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)13:16:27 No.6134829

>>6134821
>>6134826
Wow, doubles. What are the chances.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)13:18:16 No.6134831

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)13:18:16 No.6134831

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>>6134821
ONE OF THE BARBARIANS SEEMS TO POSSESS HIGHER THAN AVERAGE BARB INTELLIGENCE! HE INTERRUPTS YOUR FIRE SPELL WITH A ROCK SMASH TO YOUR HAND!

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)13:19:25 No.6134832

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)13:19:25 No.6134832

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6134831
Okay...wagon slam?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)13:24:16 No.6134836

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)13:24:16 No.6134836

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6134832
ROLL AGAIN TO SUMMON SHITFUCKER REMOTELY

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg)
11/03/24(Sun)13:24:55 No.6134837

Anonymous (ID: frWtTZjg) 11/03/24(Sun)13:24:55 No.6134837

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6134836
Fuck you OP stop rolling good

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/03/24(Sun)13:27:25 No.6134839

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/03/24(Sun)13:27:25 No.6134839

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6134836
We're speedrunning a failed quest right now.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)13:32:26 No.6134846

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)13:32:26 No.6134846

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>>6134839
SHITFUCKER SLAMS INTO THE ROCK, KNOCKING IT OFF YOU!

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
11/03/24(Sun)13:38:41 No.6134849

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 11/03/24(Sun)13:38:41 No.6134849

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6134846
NOW GET BACK IN SHITFUCKER AND START TEARING SHIT UP

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)13:44:13 No.6134856

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)13:44:13 No.6134856

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>>6134849
>>6134849

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
11/03/24(Sun)13:48:27 No.6134857

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 11/03/24(Sun)13:48:27 No.6134857

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6134856
GET ANGRY THAT IT STARTS TO AFFECT SHITFUCKER TOO AND POWERS IT UP

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)13:55:11 No.6134864

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)13:55:11 No.6134864

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>>6134857
SHITFUCKER: FORM GREAT FLAMING CHARIOT

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
11/03/24(Sun)13:56:34 No.6134866

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 11/03/24(Sun)13:56:34 No.6134866

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6134864
JUST LIKE THE FIRE KNIGHTS OF OLD!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)14:02:33 No.6134869

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)14:02:33 No.6134869

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>>6134866
Like a giant fireball, you cut a flaming swathe through the barbarian ranks!

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
11/03/24(Sun)14:04:47 No.6134871

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 11/03/24(Sun)14:04:47 No.6134871

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6134869
... did we do it?

Anonymous (ID: Drz1zQZA)
11/03/24(Sun)14:05:03 No.6134873

Anonymous (ID: Drz1zQZA) 11/03/24(Sun)14:05:03 No.6134873

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6134869
Plow through every last Siege beast, and we can win the battle!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)14:13:23 No.6134884

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)14:13:23 No.6134884

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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6134871
Let's find out before I pass out

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/03/24(Sun)14:14:37 No.6134887

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/03/24(Sun)14:14:37 No.6134887

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6134884
It's over...

Anonymous (ID: Drz1zQZA)
11/03/24(Sun)14:14:53 No.6134888

Anonymous (ID: Drz1zQZA) 11/03/24(Sun)14:14:53 No.6134888

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6134884
Less go

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/03/24(Sun)14:19:23 No.6134893

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/03/24(Sun)14:19:23 No.6134893

>>6134846
Nice, I thought we were about to get damseled

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)14:24:05 No.6134896

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)14:24:05 No.6134896

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>>6134887
You've caused enough damage to break the siege! The barbarians are forced to retreat! The city cheers and calls for you to come in!

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN)
11/03/24(Sun)14:25:16 No.6134897

Anonymous (ID: JixSPaeN) 11/03/24(Sun)14:25:16 No.6134897

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6134896
get rewarded...

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/03/24(Sun)14:30:21 No.6134900

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/03/24(Sun)14:30:21 No.6134900

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>>6134897
AND YOUR REWARD IS......WE'LL FIND OUT NEXT TIME WHEN THREAD RESUMES. I gotta go sleep sleep.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)11:49:20 No.6137172

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)11:49:20 No.6137172

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Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:01:08 No.6137174

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:01:08 No.6137174

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6137172
YOUR REWARD....IS!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)12:10:41 No.6137176

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)12:10:41 No.6137176

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>>6137174

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:11:37 No.6137177

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:11:37 No.6137177

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>6137176
CURSE YOU TODD HOWARD
CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:13:03 No.6137179

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:13:03 No.6137179

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6137177
Oops, missed a 0.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)12:16:58 No.6137180

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)12:16:58 No.6137180

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>>6137177
>>6137179

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:18:19 No.6137181

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:18:19 No.6137181

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6137180
Man, first we get beaten by barbarians a bunch and then todd strikes again..this mission was crummy. Let's go back to theguild to meet up with the others.

Surely the others had it just as bad as us, right?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)12:34:53 No.6137188

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)12:34:53 No.6137188

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>>6137181
"Brave Guild Warrior. We thank you for helping driving the barbarians back. But they won't be gone for long. They will definitely try to siege the city again. Would you join us in defending until they are completely defeated?"

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:36:56 No.6137189

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:36:56 No.6137189

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6137188
Maybe we'll drive them off if we burn their camp? They do have a camp, right?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)12:46:15 No.6137190

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)12:46:15 No.6137190

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>>6137189
"Of course. They must have mobilized from their fort and set up a staging camp near the city for the sieges. We already sent requests to help break the siege and get rid of the fort. If you'd agree, consider attacking the camp and breaking their forces a new Guild Quest"

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:47:19 No.6137191

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:47:19 No.6137191

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>6137190
Alright. But we can't waste any time so...put us on the catapult and THROW US AT THEM!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)12:52:03 No.6137193

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)12:52:03 No.6137193

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>>6137191
"....Is that...uh...are you sure? I mean, I see you have a wagon and everything. You sure?"

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:52:28 No.6137194

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:52:28 No.6137194

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6137193
yes.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)12:57:03 No.6137197

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)12:57:03 No.6137197

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>>6137194
"Absolutely sure?....Alright. Head over to the catapult then. In completely unrelated matters, what is you name again? We'd like to know to uh...report with your guild"

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:58:15 No.6137198

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:58:15 No.6137198

>>6137197
We are LADY FIREMANE. Strap us to a rock and fire us at Barb-aviv, we are ready.

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)12:59:16 No.6137200

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)12:59:16 No.6137200

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6137198

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)13:04:00 No.6137201

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)13:04:00 No.6137201

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6137200
"Alrighty then. Good luck."

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)13:04:25 No.6137202

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)13:04:25 No.6137202

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6137201
OFF she GOES

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)13:11:41 No.6137203

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)13:11:41 No.6137203

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>>6137202
Ancient secret Fire Knight powers keep the boulder upright mid flight

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)13:13:36 No.6137204

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)13:13:36 No.6137204

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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6137203
Time to ride the cannonball straight into their camp.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)13:20:17 No.6137206

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)13:20:17 No.6137206

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>>6137204
"Is that a cannonball approaching our camp from the city?"

"Since when did they have cannons? Last I checked they had catapults"

"Then what's approaching us then?"

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)13:21:33 No.6137207

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)13:21:33 No.6137207

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6137206
It's a CANNONBALL fired BY A CATAPULT

~~They ran out of rocks ok~~

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)13:33:21 No.6137214

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)13:33:21 No.6137214

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>>6137207
"Really? Really, anon? That's your explanation?"

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)13:34:22 No.6137215

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)13:34:22 No.6137215

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6137214
yes

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)13:42:14 No.6137218

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)13:42:14 No.6137218

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>>6137215

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)13:43:32 No.6137219

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)13:43:32 No.6137219

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6137218
Shut up and keep the plot rolling.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)13:46:15 No.6137221

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)13:46:15 No.6137221

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6137219
Okay wiseguy, how bout you roll this dice

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)13:46:39 No.6137222

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)13:46:39 No.6137222

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6137221
no.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)13:51:23 No.6137225

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)13:51:23 No.6137225

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>>6137222

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)13:52:56 No.6137226

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)13:52:56 No.6137226

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6137225
Now BURN THE CAMP

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)14:05:46 No.6137232

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)14:05:46 No.6137232

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>>6137226
"LOOK, BOYS! IT'S THAT BITCH FROM THE SIEGE!"

"MIGHTY STUPID OF YOU TO JUST INVADE OUR CAMP BY YOUR LONESOME!"

"NOW YOU WON'T HAVE THE CITY DEFENDERS AND THAT SENTIENT WAGON OF YOURS TO HELP YA"

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)14:08:59 No.6137234

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)14:08:59 No.6137234

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6137232
pull string go boom

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)14:11:25 No.6137235

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)14:11:25 No.6137235

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>>6137234
The who in the whatnow

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU)
11/07/24(Thu)14:12:24 No.6137236

Anonymous (ID: XVCZCTmU) 11/07/24(Thu)14:12:24 No.6137236

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6137235
go
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/07/24(Thu)14:22:08 No.6137243

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/07/24(Thu)14:22:08 No.6137243

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>>6137236
WILL FIRE GO BOOM? FIND OUT....IN LIKE 20 HOURS. I gotta eep

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/12/24(Tue)12:24:54 No.6140196

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/12/24(Tue)12:24:54 No.6140196

soon

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I)
11/12/24(Tue)23:59:43 No.6140582

Anonymous (ID: cFpZ4u7I) 11/12/24(Tue)23:59:43 No.6140582

>>6140196
Lies

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/13/24(Wed)04:52:57 No.6140685

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/13/24(Wed)04:52:57 No.6140685

>>6140582
it hasn't been 20 hours in OPverse anon.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)12:03:32 No.6141338

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)12:03:32 No.6141338

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Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1)
11/14/24(Thu)12:27:24 No.6141343

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1) 11/14/24(Thu)12:27:24 No.6141343

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6141338
Damn fucking 15 minute timer...forcing me to wait...

Anyway, uh, barbarians go kaboom.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)12:31:15 No.6141345

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)12:31:15 No.6141345

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6141343
Roll for the kaboom

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)12:42:36 No.6141352

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)12:42:36 No.6141352

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>>6141345
>>6141343

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1)
11/14/24(Thu)12:47:36 No.6141356

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1) 11/14/24(Thu)12:47:36 No.6141356

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6141345

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)12:54:12 No.6141368

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)12:54:12 No.6141368

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>>6141356
SOMEBODY CANCELLED OUT YOUR CHARGING FIREBALL!

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1)
11/14/24(Thu)12:56:45 No.6141369

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1) 11/14/24(Thu)12:56:45 No.6141369

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6141368
I blame the 15 minute post timer.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)12:59:41 No.6141370

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)12:59:41 No.6141370

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>>6141369

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1)
11/14/24(Thu)13:01:01 No.6141372

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1) 11/14/24(Thu)13:01:01 No.6141372

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6141370
Fuck you, every 15 minutes is 1% of a day. I'm losing 1% of a day waiting to post.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)13:02:33 No.6141373

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)13:02:33 No.6141373

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>>6141372

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1)
11/14/24(Thu)13:03:56 No.6141374

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1) 11/14/24(Thu)13:03:56 No.6141374

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6141373
Okay, but nevertheless, who the hell dares? Some sort of anti-fire barbarian babe miniboss?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)13:08:53 No.6141376

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)13:08:53 No.6141376

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>>6141374
>anti-fire barbarian babe miniboss
Damn anon why do you wanna beef with a baby

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)13:12:07 No.6141377

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)13:12:07 No.6141377

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6141368
Because it's the babe. The babe with the power.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)13:17:25 No.6141382

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)13:17:25 No.6141382

>>6141377
See >>6141376

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)13:18:55 No.6141383

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)13:18:55 No.6141383

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6141382
He has the power of Voodoo.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)13:27:48 No.6141388

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)13:27:48 No.6141388

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>>6141383
IT CANNOT BE! AN ACTUAL BABY MINIBOSS?!

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)13:30:47 No.6141391

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)13:30:47 No.6141391

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6141388
Well, if we can't use our fire, then its time to call in some help. Time to call in Shitfucker!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)13:39:38 No.6141395

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)13:39:38 No.6141395

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6141391
SHITFUCKER'S COMING! ROLL TO SEE IF HE ARRIVES EARLY OR NOT

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)13:44:16 No.6141396

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)13:44:16 No.6141396

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6141395
Roll

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)13:52:27 No.6141399

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)13:52:27 No.6141399

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>>6141396
It'll take some time for Shitfucker to get here

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)13:54:31 No.6141401

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)13:54:31 No.6141401

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6141399
Well, until then...FIGHT AWAY

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/14/24(Thu)13:55:09 No.6141403

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/14/24(Thu)13:55:09 No.6141403

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6141399
Guess we gotta kill the baby, uhhhh

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)14:04:45 No.6141404

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)14:04:45 No.6141404

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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6141401
>>6141403
IT EMPOWERS ITS MINIONS AND SENDS THEM AFTER YOU! WATCHOUT!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/14/24(Thu)14:05:43 No.6141405

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/14/24(Thu)14:05:43 No.6141405

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6141404
You know what, no more reservations, kill that little guy!

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)14:06:09 No.6141406

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)14:06:09 No.6141406

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>6141404
Damn, baby's got hands

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)14:15:43 No.6141409

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)14:15:43 No.6141409

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6141406
DAMN! WATCHOUT FOR THE FOLLOWUP!

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)14:19:16 No.6141412

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)14:19:16 No.6141412

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6141409
Why are you rolling so good? Stop doing that.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)14:26:43 No.6141417

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)14:26:43 No.6141417

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>>6141412
I do not control how the dice rolls. Only what happens in accordance to the results.

And what happens is ANOTHER BARBARIAN WAS WAITING BEHIND YOU AND GAVE YOU A PAINFUL ELBOW STRIKE TO THE SPINE AS YOU WERE KNOCKED BACK!

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM)
11/14/24(Thu)14:30:48 No.6141423

Anonymous (ID: IDknphNM) 11/14/24(Thu)14:30:48 No.6141423

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6141417
Keep fighting until shitfucker arrives.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/14/24(Thu)14:37:47 No.6141427

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/14/24(Thu)14:37:47 No.6141427

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>>6141423
CAN FIREMANE SURVIVE THE ONSLAUGHT TIL THEN? FIND OUT IN.....(hopefully) 20 HOURS. I GOTTA GO

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: /49rl29I)
11/14/24(Thu)15:45:39 No.6141438

Anonymous (ID: /49rl29I) 11/14/24(Thu)15:45:39 No.6141438

>>6141427
Firemane seems to have the same gene that Shotasniffer does that makes her boobs grow bigger the more the quest continues.

Anonymous (ID: jEZCwzkI)
11/14/24(Thu)19:05:42 No.6141514

Anonymous (ID: jEZCwzkI) 11/14/24(Thu)19:05:42 No.6141514

>>6141438
It's only natural, given how we anons follow quests solely for the plot and no other reason, that as the plot thickens, so does the protagonist.

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1)
11/14/24(Thu)19:13:38 No.6141518

Anonymous (ID: joNqcWm1) 11/14/24(Thu)19:13:38 No.6141518

>>6141514
Ezekiel sure is lucky.

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/14/24(Thu)22:16:29 No.6141593

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/14/24(Thu)22:16:29 No.6141593

>>6141427
these fire titties jC save me

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)12:13:01 No.6141866

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)12:13:01 No.6141866

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Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN)
11/15/24(Fri)12:18:43 No.6141868

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN) 11/15/24(Fri)12:18:43 No.6141868

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6141866
Quick, use your FAT FUCKING TITS to soften the blows until Shitfucker arrives!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)12:32:30 No.6141876

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)12:32:30 No.6141876

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6141868
CAN YOU HOLD OUT AND SURVIVE THIS ASS BEATING UNTIL THEN?

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN)
11/15/24(Fri)12:39:16 No.6141879

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN) 11/15/24(Fri)12:39:16 No.6141879

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6141876
Let's see

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)12:45:27 No.6141880

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)12:45:27 No.6141880

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6141876
Not good!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)12:45:42 No.6141881

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)12:45:42 No.6141881

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>>6141879
Unfortunately, the empowered barbarians are beating your ass too hard, that you'll be dead by the time Shitfucker arrives.

At this point you need a miracle. A deus ex machina. A sudden appearance by another character that would conveniently save your life

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)12:47:54 No.6141882

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)12:47:54 No.6141882

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6141881
Uhhh uhhh uhhhh....Night Knight?

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)12:48:55 No.6141883

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)12:48:55 No.6141883

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6141881
Obviously they take us prisoner

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)12:49:55 No.6141884

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)12:49:55 No.6141884

>>6141882
Actually this would be great

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)12:53:23 No.6141885

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)12:53:23 No.6141885

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>>6141882
Would you like to....roll for it?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)12:55:25 No.6141886

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)12:55:25 No.6141886

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6141885
Hmmmmmmm....nah, I'm good

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)12:57:52 No.6141888

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)12:57:52 No.6141888

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6141885
I like the night knight angle

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)12:59:54 No.6141890

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)12:59:54 No.6141890

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>>6141886
>>6141888
But anon(s), gambling is great! Don't you know 100% of gamblers quit before making it big?! Your plot hook is assured! With definitely zero chances of something horrible happening instead

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)13:05:22 No.6141893

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)13:05:22 No.6141893

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6141890
Okay OP, here is how we do it, toss a coin, heads we roll, tails Night Knight
By that I mean roll a 1d2

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:06:28 No.6141894

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:06:28 No.6141894

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6141890
Ok but I want there to be at least a 50% chance to get knight night

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)13:09:40 No.6141896

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)13:09:40 No.6141896

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>>6141893
Alright, keep your eyes on the coin

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:11:27 No.6141900

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:11:27 No.6141900

>>6141896
you want me to call it?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)13:12:03 No.6141901

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)13:12:03 No.6141901

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>6141896
Cool coin, man

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)13:14:04 No.6141903

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)13:14:04 No.6141903

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>>6141900
>>6141901

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)13:15:10 No.6141904

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)13:15:10 No.6141904

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6141903
Hm, I sure could go for a new copy of Skyrim right now

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:15:21 No.6141905

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:15:21 No.6141905

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>6141903
it landed knight night side up

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)13:18:39 No.6141907

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)13:18:39 No.6141907

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>>6141905

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)13:21:14 No.6141912

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)13:21:14 No.6141912

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6141907
He, eat the coin

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:25:35 No.6141921

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:25:35 No.6141921

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6141907
no one caries cash on them anymore

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)13:26:57 No.6141924

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)13:26:57 No.6141924

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>>6141912
Suddenly, anon is ran over by a mysterious high speed vehicle

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:32:57 No.6141933

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:32:57 No.6141933

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6141924
About time, firemane was getting her asss kicked this whole time

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)13:38:42 No.6141942

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)13:38:42 No.6141942

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>>6141933
SUDDENLY, SOMETHING BURSTS THROUGH THE BARBARIANS' CAMP!

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:42:23 No.6141944

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:42:23 No.6141944

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6141942
WHO IS IT????

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)13:49:52 No.6141949

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)13:49:52 No.6141949

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>>6141944
WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS WAGON RIDER? YOU NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:51:21 No.6141950

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:51:21 No.6141950

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6141949
mystery rider! why have you come?

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)13:54:21 No.6141952

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)13:54:21 No.6141952

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6141949
NIGHT KNIGHT!? AKA UMBRUS DARK, LIVING ON A KING STREET 72 WITH IP ADDRESS OF 192.158.1.38!?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)13:56:07 No.6141953

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)13:56:07 No.6141953

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>>6141952

".....Uh, no"

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)13:57:34 No.6141955

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)13:57:34 No.6141955

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6141953
roll a perception check, bonus for mortal enemy

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)13:58:05 No.6141956

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)13:58:05 No.6141956

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>6141953
Whew, hate that guy

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)14:07:03 No.6141960

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)14:07:03 No.6141960

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>>6141956
"Yeah...uh...right...Ahem. GET OUT OF HERE NOW, I'LL COVER YOUR ESCAPE" he yelled as he slams his suspiciously Night Knight-like Wagon into the barbarians

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)14:08:46 No.6141962

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)14:08:46 No.6141962

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6141960
Hm, interesting, Night Knight's wagon, very rare model of whom only about six custom orders were made, not even counting the specialized modifications he put in, maybe coincidence
Assist the mystery knight

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)14:11:05 No.6141964

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)14:11:05 No.6141964

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6141960
"Aah~ mystery knight... he is so COOL"

also this
>>6141962

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)14:18:56 No.6141967

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)14:18:56 No.6141967

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6141962
>>6141964
Perhaps NOW your fireball would hit?!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)14:19:28 No.6141971

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)14:19:28 No.6141971

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6141967
Doubtful, but maybe I WILL ASSIST YOU COOL MYSTERY KNIGHT

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)14:20:29 No.6141972

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)14:20:29 No.6141972

>>6141962
>>6141971
How the fuck?

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)14:23:28 No.6141974

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)14:23:28 No.6141974

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6141967
Hell yeah fire time

Anonymous (ID: WWVqMHoe)
11/15/24(Fri)14:23:32 No.6141975

Anonymous (ID: WWVqMHoe) 11/15/24(Fri)14:23:32 No.6141975

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6141967
Yes?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)14:23:44 No.6141976

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)14:23:44 No.6141976

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>>6141971
THE MAGICAL BARBARIAN BABY DESTROYS YOUR FIREBALL YET AGAIN!

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)14:24:29 No.6141978

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)14:24:29 No.6141978

Today we job

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)14:24:33 No.6141979

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)14:24:33 No.6141979

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6141976
FUCK IT, FUCK IT, FUCK IT, FUCK IT, RUN THAT STUPID KID THROUGH WITH A SWORD

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)14:35:20 No.6141983

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)14:35:20 No.6141983

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6141979
FIREMANE IS IN A RAGE! CHARGING AT THE BABY WITH HER SWORD!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)14:35:35 No.6141984

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)14:35:35 No.6141984

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6141983
LETS JOB

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)14:45:46 No.6141989

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)14:45:46 No.6141989

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>>6141984
THE BABY ORDERS SOME BARBARIANS TO STOP YOU! BUT YOU RAN EM THROUGH ALL THE SAME AND AINT SLOWED DOWN ONE BIT!

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)14:48:56 No.6141991

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)14:48:56 No.6141991

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6141989
Grab the little shit!

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)14:56:04 No.6141997

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)14:56:04 No.6141997

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6141989
Kids killer
Lets kill some kids tonight
Kid. Killer.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)14:57:22 No.6141998

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)14:57:22 No.6141998

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6141991

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)14:57:58 No.6141999

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)14:57:58 No.6141999

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6141998
Hrarh

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)15:08:32 No.6142002

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)15:08:32 No.6142002

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>>6141999

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)15:12:32 No.6142004

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)15:12:32 No.6142004

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6142002
Hmm myou know, killing a baby would be kinda fucked up, so uhhhh beat him unconscious, we'll feed him to Shitfucker later

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)15:15:26 No.6142007

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)15:15:26 No.6142007

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>6142002
spanking time

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)15:24:45 No.6142012

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)15:24:45 No.6142012

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6142004
Ah, then he's in the perfect position to be dropped....AND THEN BE HIT WITH THE FLAT OF YOUR BLADE FOR A HOOOOMEEE RRRUUUUNNNNN

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc)
11/15/24(Fri)15:25:22 No.6142013

Anonymous (ID: rO7rPkDc) 11/15/24(Fri)15:25:22 No.6142013

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6142012
Run
Home
Strike

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)15:28:21 No.6142014

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)15:28:21 No.6142014

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6142012
to the moon

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)15:32:27 No.6142016

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)15:32:27 No.6142016

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>>6142014
YOU SENT HIM FLYING! INTO THE DIRECTION OF THAT WALL OVER THERE

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)15:36:24 No.6142019

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)15:36:24 No.6142019

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6142016
NOW we can fireball in PEACE

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)15:44:32 No.6142022

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)15:44:32 No.6142022

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>>6142019
JUST THEN...SHITFUCKER ARRIVES AND BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL!.....HITTING THE BABY AND SENDING HIM FLYING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION! INTO ANOTHER WALL!

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)15:46:55 No.6142023

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)15:46:55 No.6142023

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6142022
All aboard, catch up to the MYSTERY rider

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)15:55:27 No.6142028

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)15:55:27 No.6142028

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>>6142023
THE MYSTERY RIDER WAS ALSO JUST HAPPENED TO BE AT THE OTHER WALL, AND HE MAKES A SHARP TURN JUST AS THE BARBARIAN BABY FLIES TOWARDS HIM, SMACKING IT TOWARDS THE OTHER OTHER WALL

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN)
11/15/24(Fri)15:56:15 No.6142029

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN) 11/15/24(Fri)15:56:15 No.6142029

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6142028
The baby bounces from ANOTHER walll flies off into the distance team rocket style.

It's okay, he'll live.

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z)
11/15/24(Fri)15:57:27 No.6142031

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z) 11/15/24(Fri)15:57:27 No.6142031

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>6142028
Alright I think that's enough.
Imply off-screen infantcide

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)15:58:00 No.6142032

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)15:58:00 No.6142032

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6142028
Mystery rider, who are you why did you help me?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:06:12 No.6142034

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:06:12 No.6142034

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>>6142032
"....I am, uh...merely a passing rider. I simply saw a barbarian war camp and I knew, I uh, had to clear it out...yeah. Total coincidence---"

JUST THEN, the REST OF THE PARTY breaks through the OTHER OTHER WALL and makes the Baby bounce into another direction for the third time

"--that's my cue. You won't see me again. As this was a total coincidence. So no way we'll run into eachother anymore. Eeeeyup. Time to leave"

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:08:23 No.6142035

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:08:23 No.6142035

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6142034
wow so mysterious and cool.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:12:50 No.6142038

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:12:50 No.6142038

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>>6142035
And with that, the mysterious Night Knight-shaped Driver, on his mysteriously Night Knight-like wagon, with his mysteriously Night Knight-like driving style, speeds off into the distance. It is very likely you'll never see this mysterious driver ever again. Who he is will forever remain a mystery

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:13:44 No.6142040

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:13:44 No.6142040

Rolled 24 (1d100)

Where's the quest archive? I have no context for what is going on. Anyway, infanticide is bad, okay? We need to call the baby's parents or the barbarous child protective services to put him away non-lethally.

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:14:03 No.6142041

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:14:03 No.6142041

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6142038
..Anyway,

Ezekiel! You're here" I'm certain you had just a hard a time as we did with your mission.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:16:10 No.6142042

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:16:10 No.6142042

>>6142040
I uh, only have my own downloaded archives:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/yglu8mtb7dfpvb6/HERO%2527s_party_member_QUEST.zip/file

~~cuz i don't upload archives myself onto suptg gomenasorry~~

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:21:10 No.6142049

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:21:10 No.6142049

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6142038
>>6142041
Whatever you do, don't think about domming the cute little man before you, nor fantasize about him turning the tables and domming you instead Firemane, and DEFINITELY don't picture yourself holding hands with him. This is a blue board goddammit!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:22:14 No.6142050

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:22:14 No.6142050

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>>6142041
"Uh, yeah! Miss Firemane! We took down the barbarian fort and all the remaining barbs inside, then we followed their trail here to their forward camp!"

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:23:09 No.6142051

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:23:09 No.6142051

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6142042
Thank you! <3

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:24:49 No.6142052

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:24:49 No.6142052

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6142050
Yes of course, haha I had a very easy time too actually yeah

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:25:42 No.6142054

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:25:42 No.6142054

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6142050
Are you sure? You don't look like you had the living tar beaten out of you like we had.

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:25:48 No.6142055

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:25:48 No.6142055

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6142050
Isn't what you're doing to the barbarians, itself, barbaric? Clearly, if we don't want to stoop to their level we ought to give them a fate worse than death for their kind... we should civilize them! Somehow.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:28:35 No.6142057

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:28:35 No.6142057

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>>6142054
"Haha, nice joke, Miss Firemane. But no way you'd get beaten by these barbarians. Just take a look around! You've already taken care of them before we even got here!"

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:29:50 No.6142058

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:29:50 No.6142058

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6142057
Oh wow, haha. Yep. Totally. We sure did.

Try not to panic that your student has probably already surpassed you and is probably leaving you behind in the dust.

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:38:16 No.6142063

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:38:16 No.6142063

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6142057
flex

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:41:19 No.6142067

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:41:19 No.6142067

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>>6142058
"Auch, you should have seen him. Seems like that training you had him go under did wonders. Kid took out like the entire fort practically by himself. Me and Double Wizard barely did anything aside from actually demolishing the place. Haha. Good job Firemane. You've trained the boy well"

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:41:30 No.6142068

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:41:30 No.6142068

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6142058
Why would Firemane panic? [SPOILER]Having the little man be stronger than us makes him hotter.[/SPOILER] I mean, the most flattering thing that a teacher could wish for is for not only to pass the torch to the next generation, but also have said generation burn even brighter than the last, Firemane's legacy shall live on through Ezekiel's deeds. [SPOILER]We are SO gonna take the credit for Ezekiel's developments no matter what.[/SPOILER]

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:42:57 No.6142071

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:42:57 No.6142071

>>6142068
Nice spoiler tags

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:43:36 No.6142072

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:43:36 No.6142072

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6142068
FUCK, did the spoilers wrong, pls ignore, nothing to see here, haha. ~~Rolling for deception~~

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:45:52 No.6142075

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:45:52 No.6142075

>>6142068
haha you fucked up

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN)
11/15/24(Fri)16:46:28 No.6142076

Anonymous (ID: I3LXgMXN) 11/15/24(Fri)16:46:28 No.6142076

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6142068
No, anon, see, if he becomes better than us, then he doesn't need us anymore.

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:48:22 No.6142079

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:48:22 No.6142079

Rolled (1d00)

>>6142071
I'm rather rusty since its been almost a year since I've been on a running quest on /qst/. Cut me some slack here.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:48:30 No.6142080

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:48:30 No.6142080

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>>6142072

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)16:52:59 No.6142084

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)16:52:59 No.6142084

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6142076
That ship has seemingly sailed like a thread ago already given the shenanigans he's been pulling now. We gotta keep bullshitting till Firemane is no longer in debt and a preferably noble lady sitting on top of the skulls of vanquished barbarians.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)16:55:32 No.6142086

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)16:55:32 No.6142086

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

Anyway, it's almost 5 AM right now. So imma pass out soon. Roll 2d100 for the next event. First roll is for pickings, second roll is to contest against my roll

Anonymous (ID: zDOmEV5n)
11/15/24(Fri)16:56:09 No.6142087

Anonymous (ID: zDOmEV5n) 11/15/24(Fri)16:56:09 No.6142087

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6142080
damn looks like we flexed too hard and Firemane's bra snapped

Anonymous (ID: igu5tVhm)
11/15/24(Fri)16:59:33 No.6142090

Anonymous (ID: igu5tVhm) 11/15/24(Fri)16:59:33 No.6142090

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6142086

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)17:00:33 No.6142091

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)17:00:33 No.6142091

>>6142080
~~YEP! NOTHING TO SEE HERE AT ALL!~~

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/)
11/15/24(Fri)17:01:38 No.6142092

Anonymous (ID: G9raQZG/) 11/15/24(Fri)17:01:38 No.6142092

Rolled 87, 24 = 111 (2d100)

>>6142086
Roll

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/15/24(Fri)17:07:25 No.6142095

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/15/24(Fri)17:07:25 No.6142095

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>>6142092
How terrible. We will find out what happens later, when I wake up. Whenever that is.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/15/24(Fri)17:08:45 No.6142097

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/15/24(Fri)17:08:45 No.6142097

Rolled 8, 84 = 92 (2d100)

>>6142091
>>6142086

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/16/24(Sat)14:56:51 No.6142594

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/16/24(Sat)14:56:51 No.6142594

Why did Firemanes boobs get smaller again after last session?

Anonymous (ID: dOPELGbw)
11/16/24(Sat)15:03:08 No.6142596

Anonymous (ID: dOPELGbw) 11/16/24(Sat)15:03:08 No.6142596

>>6142594
Her HP got too low, the tiddies are like a health bar. If she gets close to death, then she becomes flat.

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX)
11/16/24(Sat)18:07:37 No.6142725

Anonymous (ID: nOCjO3oX) 11/16/24(Sat)18:07:37 No.6142725

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>6142594
>>6142596
Gee, I sure do hope that Firemane isn't aware of us perving on her bodaciousness or lack thereof, also, flat is justice, medium is premiun and oppai is truth.

Anonymous (ID: dOPELGbw)
11/16/24(Sat)18:10:30 No.6142728

Anonymous (ID: dOPELGbw) 11/16/24(Sat)18:10:30 No.6142728

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6142725
Let's see

Anonymous (ID: dOPELGbw)
11/16/24(Sat)18:11:31 No.6142729

Anonymous (ID: dOPELGbw) 11/16/24(Sat)18:11:31 No.6142729

>>6142728
Aww man, i was hoping we'd fail.

Anonymous (ID: dMoqzmXl)
11/16/24(Sat)20:08:32 No.6142761

Anonymous (ID: dMoqzmXl) 11/16/24(Sat)20:08:32 No.6142761

>>6142728
Is that a no on her knowing about us peeping?

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/16/24(Sat)22:12:06 No.6142826

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/16/24(Sat)22:12:06 No.6142826

>>6142728
>>6142725
The council of Anons subtly inspect Firemanes assets without being discovered.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)00:40:51 No.6142880

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)00:40:51 No.6142880

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Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:04:33 No.6142902

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:04:33 No.6142902

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6142826
>>6142880

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)01:08:05 No.6142906

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)01:08:05 No.6142906

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>>6142902

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:12:00 No.6142908

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:12:00 No.6142908

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6142906
Ahem, event time. What is the event?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)01:20:14 No.6142915

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)01:20:14 No.6142915

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>>6142908
Oh my god, IT'S...
A. The other half of the barbarian camp, who were hiding offscreen all this time
B. Rampaging undead beasts
C. A powerful undead beast stage boss
D. The baby's mother
E. Something completely unrelated to the whole Barbarian horde

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:22:09 No.6142918

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:22:09 No.6142918

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6142915
>C. A powerful undead beast stage boss
An Undead Rock has risen to fight us.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)01:26:28 No.6142920

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)01:26:28 No.6142920

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>>6142918
Is THIS your final decision?

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN)
11/17/24(Sun)01:27:01 No.6142921

Anonymous (ID: 6QPy+CJN) 11/17/24(Sun)01:27:01 No.6142921

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6142915
>E. Something completely unrelated to the whole Barbarian horde

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:27:21 No.6142922

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:27:21 No.6142922

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6142920
...I thought it would've been, y'know, a little bit more impressive than this.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)01:30:43 No.6142925

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)01:30:43 No.6142925

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>>6142922

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:33:14 No.6142927

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:33:14 No.6142927

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6142925
Hand in there little buddy, I'm sure you'll be a fiercesome undead rock monster some day!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)01:40:37 No.6142930

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)01:40:37 No.6142930

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>>6142927
IT HAS BEEN MOTIVATED AND GAINED A GROWTH SPURT

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:41:46 No.6142931

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:41:46 No.6142931

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6142930
Now that's more like it! A worthy battle!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)01:46:08 No.6142932

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)01:46:08 No.6142932

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>>6142931

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:47:45 No.6142933

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:47:45 No.6142933

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6142932
Time to impress Ezekiel so he falls in love with us and forgets that stupid hussy of a childhood friend!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)01:57:22 No.6142936

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)01:57:22 No.6142936

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>>6142933
>Night Knight

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)01:58:27 No.6142939

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)01:58:27 No.6142939

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6142936
CHARGE! OUR FIRE SWORD BURNS WITH THE HEATED PASSION OF LOVE!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)02:04:32 No.6142946

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)02:04:32 No.6142946

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6142939

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)02:06:23 No.6142947

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)02:06:23 No.6142947

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6142946
RAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)02:10:56 No.6142948

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)02:10:56 No.6142948

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>>6142947
IT'S A HIT! DON'T LET UP NOW, KEEP ATTACKING!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)03:11:49 No.6142979

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)03:11:49 No.6142979

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Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z)
11/17/24(Sun)03:36:22 No.6142986

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z) 11/17/24(Sun)03:36:22 No.6142986

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6142979
Is it over?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)03:46:08 No.6142990

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)03:46:08 No.6142990

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6142986
Shieeet, I dunno anon, roll for it

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)04:01:40 No.6142993

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)04:01:40 No.6142993

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6142990
Yes, it has never been this over... ~~FOR THE ROCK MONSTER~~

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)04:12:29 No.6142998

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)04:12:29 No.6142998

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>>6142993

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)04:24:16 No.6143006

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)04:24:16 No.6143006

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>6142998
Another one!

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)04:24:54 No.6143007

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)04:24:54 No.6143007

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6142998
but what about scissor not beating rock
you need to be a paper

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)04:28:37 No.6143008

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)04:28:37 No.6143008

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>>6143006
Another rock?

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)04:29:00 No.6143009

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)04:29:00 No.6143009

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6143008
Another strike!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)04:38:24 No.6143011

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)04:38:24 No.6143011

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6143009

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)04:38:58 No.6143012

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)04:38:58 No.6143012

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6143011
Ka-pow! Fire Punch!

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)04:45:00 No.6143016

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)04:45:00 No.6143016

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6143011
nyeah

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)04:46:08 No.6143017

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)04:46:08 No.6143017

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>>6143012
IT DID NOT APPRECIATE YOU SLICING ITS HEAD IN HALF! IT CAUGHT THE PUNCH!

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z)
11/17/24(Sun)04:51:28 No.6143018

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z) 11/17/24(Sun)04:51:28 No.6143018

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>6143017
Slice it AGAIN

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)05:02:44 No.6143021

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)05:02:44 No.6143021

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6143018
CAN YOU?

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)05:12:06 No.6143024

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)05:12:06 No.6143024

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6143021
with faster rolls maybe
but should've used wagon

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC)
11/17/24(Sun)05:14:22 No.6143025

Anonymous (ID: OtkfwEyC) 11/17/24(Sun)05:14:22 No.6143025

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6143021
Cucumber slice?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)05:28:42 No.6143027

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)05:28:42 No.6143027

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>>6143024
>>6143025
IT MANAGED TO BLOCK IT

"C'MON GUYS WE NEED TO HELP HER"

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)05:37:53 No.6143030

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)05:37:53 No.6143030

>>6143027
use wagon
~~as a weapon~~

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)05:47:11 No.6143033

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)05:47:11 No.6143033

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>>6143030
THE PARTY CHARGES IN! WILL THEY SUCCEED?

I DUNNO, I GOTTA GO FOR A BIT. WE'LL FIND OUT IN LIKE, 4 HOURS PROBABLY.

updates b here https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)05:49:57 No.6143034

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)05:49:57 No.6143034

>>6143033
thanks for bread OP, treat yourself a poak bun

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)11:02:20 No.6143097

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)11:02:20 No.6143097

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Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)11:08:25 No.6143101

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)11:08:25 No.6143101

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6143097
He wants the bun

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)11:11:51 No.6143103

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)11:11:51 No.6143103

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>>6143101

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)11:18:15 No.6143108

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)11:18:15 No.6143108

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6143103
QUICK, TAKE THE BUN AND RUN

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)11:26:05 No.6143110

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)11:26:05 No.6143110

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>>6143108

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)11:26:51 No.6143111

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)11:26:51 No.6143111

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6143110
Okay, back to our regularly scheduled programming, and Firemane's mega-buns. It's time to defeat da monster.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)11:37:32 No.6143116

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)11:37:32 No.6143116

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>6143111
That's right, you're all locked and loaded. Ready to slam Shitfucker into that rock monster.

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)11:38:23 No.6143118

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)11:38:23 No.6143118

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>6143116
I don't like those odds

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)11:44:08 No.6143119

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)11:44:08 No.6143119

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>>6143118
IT CAUGHT SHITFUCKER!

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)11:47:05 No.6143121

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)11:47:05 No.6143121

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6143119
Uhh...aha! That was part of my plan! Now we can attack it while its hands are occupied!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)11:51:00 No.6143122

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)11:51:00 No.6143122

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6143121
WHAT AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF TACTICAL ACUMEN. TRULY FIREMAN IS A WISEWOMAN BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)11:51:32 No.6143123

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)11:51:32 No.6143123

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6143122
Gadhdamnit where are the other anons to help me roll

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)11:57:39 No.6143126

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)11:57:39 No.6143126

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>>6143123
Unfortunately, this means the rock monster now has Shitfucker as a weapon. A fact that he exploited immediately by slamming the wagon down on you

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)12:00:24 No.6143129

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)12:00:24 No.6143129

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6143126
Okay, well, since you're gonna keep rolling so well, is there anything we can do that doesn't require a roll-off?

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)12:23:32 No.6143137

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)12:23:32 No.6143137

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>>6143129
Well, you can
A. Get rekt
B. Try to hang back a bit, get your bearings, figure out something else you can do
C. Give OP your money
D. Be a distraction
E. Give OP your money
F. Lean into the fact that you're injured to motivate the party
G. Give OP your money
H. Give Shitfucker a boost

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)12:29:12 No.6143139

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)12:29:12 No.6143139

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6143137
Okay, here's your money

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)12:39:30 No.6143149

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)12:39:30 No.6143149

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>>6143139
Hmmmm

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)12:41:16 No.6143151

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)12:41:16 No.6143151

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6143149
It says "totally legit" on the bottom, so you know it's good.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)12:44:25 No.6143155

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)12:44:25 No.6143155

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>>6143151
Of course. You wouldn't lie to me, would you anon

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)12:48:14 No.6143157

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)12:48:14 No.6143157

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6143155
Of course not. Now let's go pay to win.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)13:05:27 No.6143160

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)13:05:27 No.6143160

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>>6143157
YOU GET BACK UP FROM THE CRATER IT SLAMMED YOU INTO, USING SOME SORT OF UNDISCLOSED ENERGY RESERVE

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)13:17:39 No.6143165

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)13:17:39 No.6143165

Sorry I got distracted by drawing cute flatchested girls with big eyebrows and fang
>>6143160
space timeline cops show up to sue for unlicensed use of unlicensed energy

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)13:18:48 No.6143166

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)13:18:48 No.6143166

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6143160
>>6143165
they also stole my roll
and ability to read undisclosed since I read it unlicensed for few times

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)13:20:56 No.6143169

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)13:20:56 No.6143169

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>>6143166
Okay anon, time to take your meds

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)13:22:08 No.6143171

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)13:22:08 No.6143171

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6143169
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
I GIVE SHITFUCKER BOOST HE NEEDS!

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)13:27:11 No.6143178

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)13:27:11 No.6143178

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>>6143171
YOU BLAST A SURGE OF FLAME INTO SHITFUCKER! HE STARTS UP AGAIN! HE'S TRYING TO BREAK OUT OF THE ROCK MONSTER'S GRASP AND SLAM INTO IT!

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)13:28:42 No.6143180

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)13:28:42 No.6143180

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6143178
Channel some additional hatred toward barbarians and their rock culture

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)13:36:28 No.6143186

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)13:36:28 No.6143186

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>>6143180
IT GAVE SHITFUCKER ENOUGH POWER TO SHOOT OUT OF THE ROCK MONSTER'S GRASP LIKE A BULLET AND PUNCHING STRAIGHT THROUGH ITS ROCKY BODY

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)13:39:05 No.6143187

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)13:39:05 No.6143187

>>6143186
Hatred is really efficient fuel source, you know?
Take notes, engineers

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)13:40:23 No.6143188

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)13:40:23 No.6143188

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>6143186
>>6143187
Engineers stole my roll
Anyway battle won, but shitfucker may have gone far away so it'll take time for you to get your wheels back

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)13:47:09 No.6143193

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)13:47:09 No.6143193

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>>6143188
But overall, it was a success. You saved a city, had a barbarian fort and camp destroyed and took out a branch of the barbarian army. A cause for celebration.

And a good point for me to go to sleep. It's almost 2 AM and we already past bump limit. See ya next episode

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG)
11/17/24(Sun)13:49:28 No.6143195

Anonymous (ID: oS1+jREG) 11/17/24(Sun)13:49:28 No.6143195

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>6143193
Thanks for bread, OP, enjoy your dreams about poak buns, gulag freedom and have a good week

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/17/24(Sun)21:09:01 No.6143431

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/17/24(Sun)21:09:01 No.6143431

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Bread is over so I can now post this in secret

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z)
11/17/24(Sun)21:13:37 No.6143437

Anonymous (ID: IOtHCH3Z) 11/17/24(Sun)21:13:37 No.6143437

>>6143431
Hot

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8)
11/17/24(Sun)21:14:27 No.6143438

Anonymous (ID: xUhhjIg8) 11/17/24(Sun)21:14:27 No.6143438

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6143431
Rolling for Ezekiel to survive the dehydration after Firemane drains him harder than a caprisun

Anonymous (ID: xZ3omVYo)
11/18/24(Mon)04:43:33 No.6143582

Anonymous (ID: xZ3omVYo) 11/18/24(Mon)04:43:33 No.6143582

>>6143431
You already posted this, OP, I saw it on your twitter!
Just...with less bloom

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/18/24(Mon)07:24:20 No.6143618

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/18/24(Mon)07:24:20 No.6143618

>>6143582
It's the uh, bread exclusive ver

Anonymous (ID: xZ3omVYo)
11/18/24(Mon)08:04:36 No.6143631

Anonymous (ID: xZ3omVYo) 11/18/24(Mon)08:04:36 No.6143631

>>6143618
Trying to bait Souj into drawing Firemane smut for you aren't we, OP? baka, I thought you better than that

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/18/24(Mon)08:23:25 No.6143641

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/18/24(Mon)08:23:25 No.6143641

>>6143631
Nah nibba I'm just bricked up

Anonymous (ID: BNAgpmyt)
11/18/24(Mon)09:15:43 No.6143647

Anonymous (ID: BNAgpmyt) 11/18/24(Mon)09:15:43 No.6143647

>>6143641
When do you think you'll snap and draw the actual act of intercourse taking place. I don't even mean for this quest I'm just talking in general.

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6)
11/18/24(Mon)09:37:36 No.6143657

Anonymous (ID: kxgaEby6) 11/18/24(Mon)09:37:36 No.6143657

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>>6143647
Right now

Anonymous (ID: BNAgpmyt)
11/18/24(Mon)09:42:56 No.6143663

Anonymous (ID: BNAgpmyt) 11/18/24(Mon)09:42:56 No.6143663

>>6143657
You know what I walked into that one, that's on me.

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