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HERO('s party member) QUEST(...) 04/21/24(Sun)15:06:44 No.5983227

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HERO('s party member) QUEST Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:06:44 No.5983227 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA. The world's gonna end or some shit! Time to go ~~help the inexperienced hero~~ to save it!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)15:14:41 No.5983238

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)15:14:41 No.5983238

>>5983227
Are we paid to do it or is it like a charity work?

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:15:55 No.5983239

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:15:55 No.5983239

>>5983227
Damn our hero looks like a generic dude

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)15:16:49 No.5983241

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)15:16:49 No.5983241

>>5983227
Are we the waifu?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:17:02 No.5983242

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:17:02 No.5983242

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>>5983238
Well i think it'd depend on your character class and backstory, I suppose. Plus, if the world ends then there wouldn't be anybody to even pay you anyway.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:17:35 No.5983244

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:17:35 No.5983244

>>5983242
I dunno, what if we signed up with the bad guys instead?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)15:19:06 No.5983247

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)15:19:06 No.5983247

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5983242
It really depends on how the world will end, while meteor won't be able to pay us maybe an eldrich god be bale to offer us a reward and double cross us at around the mid point? Like late-mid-point or early-finale

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:22:13 No.5983253

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:22:13 No.5983253

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>>5983247
Damnit anon, don't think about it too hard. You're making the game skip to character creation so I can't shitpost

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:23:05 No.5983254

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:23:05 No.5983254

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5983253
Scratch the disk by moving the console!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)15:23:56 No.5983256

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)15:23:56 No.5983256

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983253
Alright, lets get to the character creation, who are we? Dude McGuy? DMPCIUS OP MAXIMUS? Sally McTits? John?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:25:46 No.5983261

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:25:46 No.5983261

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>>5983256
Pretend there's sound effects and music you just heard the menu load

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)15:26:49 No.5983262

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)15:26:49 No.5983262

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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5983261
uhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this thing

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:27:03 No.5983263

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:27:03 No.5983263

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983261
AYO TOP RIGHT
WHAT'S THAT BOX

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:28:03 No.5983264

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:28:03 No.5983264

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>>5983262
>>5983263
Dunno whatchu guys talkin' about, there aint nuthin' up there

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:29:02 No.5983266

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:29:02 No.5983266

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5983264
You flipped it to the opposite corner, bottom left

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:29:33 No.5983267

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:29:33 No.5983267

>>5983266
Source?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)15:30:17 No.5983269

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)15:30:17 No.5983269

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983267
Me

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:38:53 No.5983277

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:38:53 No.5983277

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>>5983269
Damnit. ya got me

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:39:32 No.5983278

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:39:32 No.5983278

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5983277
I SEE ANOTHER MYSTERY BOX BY THE FIST OF GOD
OPEN IT

Anonymous (ID: dtLwL6tr)
04/21/24(Sun)15:41:26 No.5983279

Anonymous (ID: dtLwL6tr) 04/21/24(Sun)15:41:26 No.5983279

>>5983277
MYSTERY BOX!
MYSTERY BOX!

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)15:43:42 No.5983280

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)15:43:42 No.5983280

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5983277
WIZARD

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:44:06 No.5983281

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:44:06 No.5983281

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>>5983278
>>5983279
There is no mystery box. You're hallucinating

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:44:42 No.5983282

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:44:42 No.5983282

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5983281
it's right under female wizard's staff tho, wym

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)15:45:47 No.5983287

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)15:45:47 No.5983287

>>5983281
Under the girl wizards staff gem

Anonymous (ID: dtLwL6tr)
04/21/24(Sun)15:46:31 No.5983289

Anonymous (ID: dtLwL6tr) 04/21/24(Sun)15:46:31 No.5983289

>>5983281
You can't outsneak us!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)15:51:33 No.5983296

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)15:51:33 No.5983296

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>>5983282
>>5983287
>>5983289
Fine geez

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)15:52:11 No.5983298

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)15:52:11 No.5983298

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5983296
Ain't no way OP
you got one more box in the bottom left corner again.

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)15:52:34 No.5983299

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)15:52:34 No.5983299

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5983296
bottom left, i still see it

Anonymous (ID: mHEv7vZH)
04/21/24(Sun)15:55:35 No.5983303

Anonymous (ID: mHEv7vZH) 04/21/24(Sun)15:55:35 No.5983303

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983296
Screw the mystery box, I want the FIST OF GOD!
(OR Nuclear Wizard, whichever)

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:00:25 No.5983306

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:00:25 No.5983306

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5983296
Reveal the box

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:00:32 No.5983307

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:00:32 No.5983307

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>>5983298
>>5983299
I dunno, I don't see it

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:01:06 No.5983308

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:01:06 No.5983308

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5983307
ABOVE AUTOMATON KNIGHT'S HEAD
OPEN IT

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:02:50 No.5983311

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:02:50 No.5983311

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983307
Open sesame

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU)
04/21/24(Sun)16:09:49 No.5983320

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU) 04/21/24(Sun)16:09:49 No.5983320

>>5983307
Thicc Lady Double Wizard

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU)
04/21/24(Sun)16:10:52 No.5983322

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU) 04/21/24(Sun)16:10:52 No.5983322

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5983320
>>5983307

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:12:44 No.5983325

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:12:44 No.5983325

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>>5983311
>>5983308
Arright. Youve forced my hand

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:14:29 No.5983328

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:14:29 No.5983328

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5983325
OPTIMAL ARMOR KNIGHT

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:14:56 No.5983330

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:14:56 No.5983330

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5983325
Alright, lessee...I say we take Double Wizard, haven't been playing as wizards in a while

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:15:30 No.5983331

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:15:30 No.5983331

>>5983328
(bikini version)

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:15:59 No.5983333

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:15:59 No.5983333

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5983325
>no more boxes
sad, but it had to end eventually
anyways, i'll pick combiner golem

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:16:06 No.5983334

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:16:06 No.5983334

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5983325
Fist of God sounds holy.
Choose that one.
Combiner Golem
Wizard from the poll

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:16:31 No.5983335

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:16:31 No.5983335

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5983325
Nuke wiz!
Legalize nuclear casting!

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:17:29 No.5983337

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:17:29 No.5983337

>>5983325
So do we choose 4 characters like our adventure quest we play as that one character in a team?

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:17:31 No.5983338

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:17:31 No.5983338

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5983325
COMBINER GOLEM GOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:18:52 No.5983342

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:18:52 No.5983342

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

I think we should choose to give OP money instead. Since he's such a swell guy

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:20:14 No.5983343

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:20:14 No.5983343

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5983342
Take the groucho glasses off, OP
We know your tricks!
Is it multiplayer or not?

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:20:27 No.5983344

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:20:27 No.5983344

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983342
I think this mysterious guy should punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: zqgNKweM)
04/21/24(Sun)16:20:57 No.5983345

Anonymous (ID: zqgNKweM) 04/21/24(Sun)16:20:57 No.5983345

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5983325
Metal bikini knight

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:22:23 No.5983348

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:22:23 No.5983348

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5983342
Fascinating proposal, but I don't see any "money" classes in there

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:24:44 No.5983350

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>>5983344

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:25:45 No.5983351

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:25:45 No.5983351

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5983350
Is this thing multiplayer?

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:26:41 No.5983352

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:26:41 No.5983352

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5983350
Now back to the adventure.
I choose Fist of God
His name sir Orkius of BucketHeads

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:26:52 No.5983354

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:26:52 No.5983354

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5983350
Heh, kinda looks like he just ate a lemon
Anyways, double wizards, lets go!
>>5983351
Nah we play as voices in the head of a player character

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:26:53 No.5983355

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:26:53 No.5983355

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983350
I think this guy should hand me over money instead

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:28:10 No.5983357

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>>5983351
Well technically since we're all playing together. In a way it's multiplayer. You could say that perhaps the real multiplayer was the anons we met along the way.

Also just controlling 1 dude at a time gives me less of a headache

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:29:17 No.5983358

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:29:17 No.5983358

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5983357
Gib bikini knight

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:29:44 No.5983359

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:29:44 No.5983359

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983357
Ok let's pick our party members.
Fist of God

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:29:50 No.5983360

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:29:50 No.5983360

>>5983357
Gib nuke

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:30:13 No.5983361

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:30:13 No.5983361

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5983357
COMBINER GOLEM
LOCK IN

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:31:03 No.5983365

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:31:03 No.5983365

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5983360
Fuck!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:31:03 No.5983366

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:31:03 No.5983366

>>5983357
OP, quit stalling and lock in the classes
Twin wizard

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:31:15 No.5983367

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:31:15 No.5983367

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983357
WHERE IS MY MONEY

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)16:31:55 No.5983370

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)16:31:55 No.5983370

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5983357

NUKE WIZARD

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:32:30 No.5983371

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:32:30 No.5983371

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5983357
you dropped your glasses so i'm not surprised you have to lean in close to relay your wisdom OP
if we can't be COMBINER GOLEM i wouldn't mind being the skeleton getting a headpat from spooky wizard though

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:33:26 No.5983373

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>>5983359
Which Fist of God? This dude?

>>5983367
I ate it

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:34:08 No.5983374

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:34:08 No.5983374

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5983373
I'ma roll for COMBINER GOLEM

but I also like Fire Knight cause he got a car

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:34:25 No.5983375

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:34:25 No.5983375

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5983373
Yes. Party member 1

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:35:21 No.5983378

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:35:21 No.5983378

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5983373
Rolling for thicc female wizards

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:35:52 No.5983380

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:35:52 No.5983380

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5983373
Double wizard!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:36:07 No.5983381

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>>5983374
Oh, ya one a' those huh

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)16:36:22 No.5983382

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)16:36:22 No.5983382

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5983373
Yeah he's a good first choice

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:36:46 No.5983383

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:36:46 No.5983383

>>5983381
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back combiner bros.
DO IT

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:37:00 No.5983384

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:37:00 No.5983384

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5983381
i'm pretty sure we're one of those, yes

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:37:14 No.5983385

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:37:14 No.5983385

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5983381
Party member 1 is fist of God

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:37:22 No.5983386

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:37:22 No.5983386

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5983381
BIKINI KNIGHT

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:37:30 No.5983387

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:37:30 No.5983387

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5983381
Double wizard

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU)
04/21/24(Sun)16:37:36 No.5983388

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU) 04/21/24(Sun)16:37:36 No.5983388

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983373
Rolling Double Wizard!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:37:46 No.5983389

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:37:46 No.5983389

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5983381
>>5983383
ROLL

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU)
04/21/24(Sun)16:38:47 No.5983390

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU) 04/21/24(Sun)16:38:47 No.5983390

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5983381
Double Wizard! Lets go! (I keep replying before the refresh. fml)

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:38:59 No.5983391

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>>5983385
You seem to be under the impression that we'll pick more party members. There will be only 1 winner for the protag seat

because actual multiplayer quests make OP head hort

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:39:18 No.5983392

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:39:18 No.5983392

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5983381
THICCCC WIZARD

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:39:54 No.5983393

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:39:54 No.5983393

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5983391
ROLLING AGAIN FOR COMBINER GOLEM

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:40:09 No.5983394

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:40:09 No.5983394

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5983391
I figured we are just choosing our party we play the hero
Fist of God

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:41:06 No.5983396

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:41:06 No.5983396

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983391
DOUBLE WIZARD, COME ON

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:41:08 No.5983397

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:41:08 No.5983397

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>>5983393
You got like a fetish or something, what's going on here

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)16:41:25 No.5983398

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)16:41:25 No.5983398

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5983381
I want the female wizard please and thank you

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:41:41 No.5983399

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:41:41 No.5983399

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5983397
CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
IT'S COMBINER TIME!

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:41:42 No.5983400

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:41:42 No.5983400

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983397
Gotta keep rolling for bikini knight I guess

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)16:42:05 No.5983401

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)16:42:05 No.5983401

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5983397
NUKE WIZARD

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:42:07 No.5983402

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:42:07 No.5983402

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5983397
Still double wizard but I gotta ask how many times we gotta reroll

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:42:31 No.5983404

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:42:31 No.5983404

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5983397
Fist of God seems like a swell guy

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:42:32 No.5983405

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:42:32 No.5983405

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5983397
If this is the the hero class.
Combiner Golem then

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:42:43 No.5983406

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:42:43 No.5983406

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5983397
THICCCCCC WIZARD

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)16:42:55 No.5983407

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)16:42:55 No.5983407

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5983397
female wizard

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
04/21/24(Sun)16:43:35 No.5983408

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 04/21/24(Sun)16:43:35 No.5983408

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5983397
Rolling Musquiteer

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:43:42 No.5983409

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:43:42 No.5983409

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5983397
i will combine my power with my fellow combiner golem voters

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:44:42 No.5983410

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:44:42 No.5983410

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>>5983406
There's like 8 wizards here so I dunno which one is that

Anonymous (ID: zqgNKweM)
04/21/24(Sun)16:44:46 No.5983411

Anonymous (ID: zqgNKweM) 04/21/24(Sun)16:44:46 No.5983411

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5983397
BIKINI ARMOR

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:45:19 No.5983412

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:45:19 No.5983412

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983410
COMBINER BROS
GET IN HERE
WE'RE COMBINING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: tN1ANtH5)
04/21/24(Sun)16:45:31 No.5983413

Anonymous (ID: tN1ANtH5) 04/21/24(Sun)16:45:31 No.5983413

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983410
The nukie, obviously.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:45:37 No.5983414

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:45:37 No.5983414

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5983410
Double wizard is who I think anon refers to, I just want a funny hat myself

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:45:46 No.5983415

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:45:46 No.5983415

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5983410
FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD OP

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:46:12 No.5983418

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:46:12 No.5983418

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5983410
FIST OF GODDE

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:46:19 No.5983419

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:46:19 No.5983419

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5983410
Combiner
Instead. Locking in let's go!

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:46:19 No.5983420

Anonymous (ID: IqVf/CsZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:46:19 No.5983420

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5983410
Im joining combiner gang to stop these shenanigans, get on with the quest!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:46:41 No.5983421

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:46:41 No.5983421

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>>5983413
Of course. Look at that girth.

Are we happy with this pick?

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)16:47:17 No.5983422

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)16:47:17 No.5983422

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5983421
ofcoursh

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:47:18 No.5983423

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:47:18 No.5983423

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5983421
negative, we need our combiner GOLEM

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)16:47:32 No.5983424

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)16:47:32 No.5983424

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5983410
he meant any of the wizards honestly

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/21/24(Sun)16:48:13 No.5983425

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/21/24(Sun)16:48:13 No.5983425

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983421
One Female optimal armor knight please

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:48:43 No.5983426

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:48:43 No.5983426

Rolled 19 (1d109)

>>5983421
Combiner with fist of God
Lock in let's go!

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:48:44 No.5983427

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:48:44 No.5983427

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5983421
Nope, Fist of God is the correct pick

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)16:48:54 No.5983428

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)16:48:54 No.5983428

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5983421
he wanted spooky wizard

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:48:59 No.5983429

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:48:59 No.5983429

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>>5983424
Any of the wizards? Then I guess I gotta pick one randomly from this box o' names

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:49:16 No.5983430

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:49:16 No.5983430

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5983421
I will always PICK the FIST

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:49:22 No.5983431

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:49:22 No.5983431

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5983429
Double wizard, baby, come on!

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)16:49:52 No.5983432

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)16:49:52 No.5983432

>>5983429
Wizard Knight

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:49:53 No.5983433

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:49:53 No.5983433

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5983429
Pulls out fist of god
Fist wizard

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)16:49:54 No.5983434

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)16:49:54 No.5983434

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983429
yes, its the only fair way (female)

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:50:02 No.5983435

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:50:02 No.5983435

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>>5983429

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:50:24 No.5983436

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:50:24 No.5983436

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983435
is it... Combiner???

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:50:54 No.5983437

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:50:54 No.5983437

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983435
Fist of god

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:51:02 No.5983438

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:51:02 No.5983438

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983429
FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:51:18 No.5983439

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:51:18 No.5983439

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5983435
All of them at once?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:51:27 No.5983440

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:51:27 No.5983440

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OH MY GOD. IT'S....

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:52:17 No.5983443

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:52:17 No.5983443

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983440
That's our class then

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:52:35 No.5983444

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:52:35 No.5983444

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983440
GIVE US THE FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD NIGGER

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)16:52:41 No.5983445

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)16:52:41 No.5983445

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5983440
twink wizard...

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:52:49 No.5983446

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:52:49 No.5983446

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5983440
Damn.......

But what about our combiners???

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:52:59 No.5983447

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:52:59 No.5983447

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5983440
Well, I would've went with double wizard, but I shall obey as box commands

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:53:00 No.5983448

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:53:00 No.5983448

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983440
that's the back of the card op, flip it over to get our pull from the wizard gacha

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)16:53:42 No.5983451

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)16:53:42 No.5983451

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5983440
mm yes yes op is indeed a faget

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:55:24 No.5983454

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:55:24 No.5983454

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Since according to this ancient text, OP is a fag. So what if I roll the gacha and see which of the 37 choices we get.

That way the RNG could result in NOBODY happy.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:56:39 No.5983455

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:56:39 No.5983455

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5983454
We are all fags, we're on 4chan after all, now get rolling the wizard, Double Wizard, preferably, perhaps a girl one, as other anon wants

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:56:43 No.5983456

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:56:43 No.5983456

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5983454
fine, do it

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)16:56:45 No.5983457

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)16:56:45 No.5983457

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983454
Ok

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)16:56:47 No.5983458

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)16:56:47 No.5983458

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983454
CHALLENGE NOT ACCEPTED
GIB FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD NAO

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
04/21/24(Sun)16:57:20 No.5983459

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 04/21/24(Sun)16:57:20 No.5983459

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5983454
Press the random bottom.

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)16:57:24 No.5983460

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)16:57:24 No.5983460

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5983454
go for it, nobody should be happy
~~meaning you should ignore the result and draw another class, discarding all the choices listed previously~~

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)16:58:17 No.5983461

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)16:58:17 No.5983461

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5983454
Ask for a second opinion

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)16:59:14 No.5983462

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)16:59:14 No.5983462

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>>5983457
Alright bois. You ready?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)16:59:47 No.5983463

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)16:59:47 No.5983463

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5983462
yeh

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)16:59:51 No.5983464

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)16:59:51 No.5983464

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5983462
Yeah hit it
No one's gonna be happy if we keep arguing

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
04/21/24(Sun)16:59:55 No.5983465

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 04/21/24(Sun)16:59:55 No.5983465

>>5983462
Ye

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:00:34 No.5983468

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:00:34 No.5983468

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983462
Let's roll!

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:00:55 No.5983469

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:00:55 No.5983469

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5983462
NOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)17:01:10 No.5983470

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)17:01:10 No.5983470

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983462
Here we go

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)17:01:15 No.5983471

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)17:01:15 No.5983471

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5983462
rolling to support the choice to resolve things by rolling

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:01:42 No.5983472

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:01:42 No.5983472

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Rolled 13 (1d36)

Aaaannnnnnd the roll is

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)17:02:15 No.5983473

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)17:02:15 No.5983473

>>5983472
Sure fiah

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:02:25 No.5983474

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:02:25 No.5983474

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983472
FEMALE KNIGHT OF FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
ITS TIME

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:02:56 No.5983475

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:02:56 No.5983475

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5983472
Haha flaming faget knight!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)17:03:00 No.5983476

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)17:03:00 No.5983476

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5983472
Knight of fire, eh? Decent

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:03:15 No.5983478

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:03:15 No.5983478

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5983472
AT LEAST WE GET A CART

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)17:03:22 No.5983479

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)17:03:22 No.5983479

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5983472
Good enough

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:03:22 No.5983480

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:03:22 No.5983480

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>>5983472

THE FEMALE KNIGHT OF FIRE!

SHE HAS A WAGON!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:03:58 No.5983481

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:03:58 No.5983481

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983480
LETS HECKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)17:04:07 No.5983483

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)17:04:07 No.5983483

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5983480
How did it not burn down?

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)17:04:59 No.5983486

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)17:04:59 No.5983486

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5983480
clearly we're (on) the wagon and the knight of fire is the protagonist

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
04/21/24(Sun)17:05:14 No.5983487

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 04/21/24(Sun)17:05:14 No.5983487

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5983480
Neat, now where she travel to?

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:05:20 No.5983488

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:05:20 No.5983488

>>5983480
WHY DOES SHE WEAR A MASK?

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)17:05:47 No.5983489

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)17:05:47 No.5983489

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983480
she's hot *dabs*

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:06:21 No.5983490

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:06:21 No.5983490

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983488

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:06:36 No.5983491

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:06:36 No.5983491

>>5983480
The wagon have fellow adventurers?

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)17:07:19 No.5983492

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)17:07:19 No.5983492

>>5983480
How many horses?

Anonymous (ID: UNymO0WN)
04/21/24(Sun)17:10:51 No.5983496

Anonymous (ID: UNymO0WN) 04/21/24(Sun)17:10:51 No.5983496

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5983480
Where are our friends?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:13:50 No.5983500

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:13:50 No.5983500

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>>5983481
And so. You are the KNIGHT OF FIRE. Member of a noble house known for their mastery of the flames...and also using said mastery to compete with other noble houses in the fine art of...magical wagon racing.

Oracles have foretold of a great calamity looming over us all soon, threatening to swallow up the world and forever leaving it in darkness. Unless the chosen one appears and save us all.

But that's none of your concern right now. Right now you gotta win this race in your souped up custom noble wagon.
Or you'll look like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:14:31 No.5983502

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:14:31 No.5983502

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5983500
GAS GAS GAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)17:14:54 No.5983503

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)17:14:54 No.5983503

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5983500
Put up the coolest look you got, where are Ye Olde Shades?

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:15:36 No.5983504

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:15:36 No.5983504

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5983500
Oh this is a wacky racers game? Ok why not!?
Hit the throttle! Burn rubber!

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)17:17:01 No.5983505

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)17:17:01 No.5983505

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983500
throw a fire bomb at the guy trying to pass you

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)17:17:28 No.5983506

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)17:17:28 No.5983506

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5983500
Pedal to the metal

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:19:42 No.5983507

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:19:42 No.5983507

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>>5983505
This guy?

"GET OFF MY ROAD, FIRE CROTCH"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:20:35 No.5983508

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:20:35 No.5983508

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5983507
FIRE SCHOOL TECHNIQUE!
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)17:21:17 No.5983509

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)17:21:17 No.5983509

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5983507
Rude, set him on fire

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8)
04/21/24(Sun)17:22:37 No.5983511

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8) 04/21/24(Sun)17:22:37 No.5983511

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5983507
>This guy?
no, the other one. name's "shit sherlock", first name's "no"

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)17:23:14 No.5983512

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)17:23:14 No.5983512

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5983507
yeah him, we hate him

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)17:26:20 No.5983515

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)17:26:20 No.5983515

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983507
Obliterate

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:27:28 No.5983517

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:27:28 No.5983517

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5983507
Better a fiery crotch than a stinky one FAGGOT

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:29:02 No.5983518

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:29:02 No.5983518

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5983508
PYROMANCY SPELL: MOLOTOV COCKTAIL INCOMING

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:29:37 No.5983519

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:29:37 No.5983519

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983518
H-HE'S FAST!

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:30:00 No.5983520

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:30:00 No.5983520

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5983518
More speed lines!

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)17:31:09 No.5983522

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)17:31:09 No.5983522

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983518
perfect, first try

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:31:30 No.5983523

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:31:30 No.5983523

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5983518
NOT SO FAST FAAAAAAG

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/21/24(Sun)17:34:18 No.5983525

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/21/24(Sun)17:34:18 No.5983525

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5983518
fugg

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:35:33 No.5983527

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:35:33 No.5983527

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>>5983522
"LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO KNIGHT SCHOOL"

HE TAKES THE LEAD!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:36:50 No.5983529

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:36:50 No.5983529

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5983527
START DRIFITNG THE CORNERS TO CATCH UP!

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:37:28 No.5983531

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:37:28 No.5983531

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5983527
CALL HIM GAY

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:40:04 No.5983532

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:40:04 No.5983532

>>5983527
Hit the burning nitro boost!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:41:47 No.5983534

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:41:47 No.5983534

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>>5983529
F-FIRE DORIFTO?!

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)17:43:03 No.5983535

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)17:43:03 No.5983535

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5983534
Drift so hard the sparks on the tire turn blue from how hot they are

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:43:31 No.5983536

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:43:31 No.5983536

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5983534
>>5983532
Nitro!

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8)
04/21/24(Sun)17:43:41 No.5983537

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8) 04/21/24(Sun)17:43:41 No.5983537

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5983534
time to lock in on that fucker

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:44:03 No.5983538

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:44:03 No.5983538

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5983534
Yeah, we learned it from our Dad who taught us when we were still in our teens delivering food

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:49:00 No.5983542

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:49:00 No.5983542

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>>5983538
"S-SHE'S FAS---I MEAN, YOU TRYIN' TO CATCH UP WITH ME?!"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:50:04 No.5983545

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:50:04 No.5983545

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5983542
PUT THE PRESSURE ON HIM SO HE MESSES UP!

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:51:03 No.5983546

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:51:03 No.5983546

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983542
Space deer! Look out!

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)17:51:25 No.5983547

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)17:51:25 No.5983547

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5983542
CALL HIM GAY

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:54:53 No.5983553

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:54:53 No.5983553

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>>5983545
ALMOST THERE!

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)17:55:38 No.5983557

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)17:55:38 No.5983557

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983553
Call him gay

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)17:56:07 No.5983558

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)17:56:07 No.5983558

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5983553
>>5983557
yeah, this

Anonymous (ID: QLqXBjp6)
04/21/24(Sun)17:56:21 No.5983559

Anonymous (ID: QLqXBjp6) 04/21/24(Sun)17:56:21 No.5983559

How the fuck does this qst have so many replies so quickly?

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)17:58:27 No.5983561

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)17:58:27 No.5983561

>>5983559
beep boop, stop noticing things

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)17:59:02 No.5983563

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)17:59:02 No.5983563

>>5983559
All me

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)18:00:07 No.5983564

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)18:00:07 No.5983564

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5983553
GAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

>>5983559
I have too many hands sorry

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:04:33 No.5983570

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:04:33 No.5983570

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>>5983557
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN! EAT THIS!"

HE THROWS OUT ONE OF HIS NIGHT KNIGHT POWERS! THE OPPOSITE OF A FLASHBANG!....a shadowbang

"I'M STILL WORKSHOPPING THE NAME"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:05:46 No.5983572

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:05:46 No.5983572

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5983570
COUNTER WITH YOUR OWN POWERS! FLAMING BALL (lol) of FIRE!

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)18:05:51 No.5983573

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)18:05:51 No.5983573

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983570
NIGGERBANG

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)18:07:05 No.5983574

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)18:07:05 No.5983574

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5983570
"keep your eyes on the road" he goes off a cliff

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:08:25 No.5983576

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:08:25 No.5983576

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>>5983573
AH CAN'T SEE SHIT CAP'N

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:09:00 No.5983577

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:09:00 No.5983577

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5983576
>>5983572
THEN GET READY TO THROW IT

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)18:11:28 No.5983580

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)18:11:28 No.5983580

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5983576
navigate by sound alone

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:14:16 No.5983582

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:14:16 No.5983582

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>>5983577

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:15:27 No.5983585

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:15:27 No.5983585

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5983582
THROW IT AT THE BACK OF HIS DARKWAGON!!!

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)18:16:10 No.5983588

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)18:16:10 No.5983588

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5983582
Catch THIS crotch

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)18:17:03 No.5983589

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)18:17:03 No.5983589

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5983582
throw it BEHIND yourself, the explosion will propel you forward!!!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:17:55 No.5983592

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:17:55 No.5983592

>>5983582
>>5983589
WAIT A NEW TECHNIQUE? FIRE BOOSTAH???
I CHANGE MY ROLL FOR THIS

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:25:16 No.5983600

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:25:16 No.5983600

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>>5983585
>>5983589
>>5983592
THE FIRE BOOSTA PROPELLED YOU STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DARKNESS!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:26:03 No.5983601

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:26:03 No.5983601

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983600
ACTIVATE FLAMING RAM AND KNOCK NIGHT KNIGHT OFF THE ROAD WITH YOUR SPEED BOOST!

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP)
04/21/24(Sun)18:28:00 No.5983603

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP) 04/21/24(Sun)18:28:00 No.5983603

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5983600
If Speed racer has taught me anything, it's A-OK to kill a guy if it means winning the race.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:28:10 No.5983604

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:28:10 No.5983604

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>>5983601
"SPEED BOOST HUH?! EXACTLY WHAT I WAS COUNTING ON, SEE YA FIRE CROTCH"

HE BLINDED YOU RIGHT BEFORE A SHARP TURN SO YOU'D BOOST STRAIGHT OFF A CLIFF!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:29:29 No.5983608

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:29:29 No.5983608

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983604
DEPLOY THE WAGON'S WINGS! LIKE A DRAGON. WE FLY!

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)18:29:42 No.5983610

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)18:29:42 No.5983610

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983604
go off the rails, you were bribed to take a dive by the goblin clan that your family owes money too.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:33:59 No.5983612

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:33:59 No.5983612

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>>5983610
Damn. Were you? Hol up, gotta check

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:34:34 No.5983614

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:34:34 No.5983614

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5983612
Hey that guy's ripping on Redline!
We're clearly ripping on Initial D!
>>5983608

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:36:32 No.5983617

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:36:32 No.5983617

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5983614
Sure hope nobody does a QTE when I'm checking the script

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:36:56 No.5983619

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:36:56 No.5983619

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983617
COULD IT BE??

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)18:37:16 No.5983620

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)18:37:16 No.5983620

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983617
This is the easiest QTE of all time. Where is OP's rigged dice?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:39:28 No.5983623

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:39:28 No.5983623

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>>5983620
Further proof that OP has never rigged any dice

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:40:15 No.5983624

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:40:15 No.5983624

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983623
Thanks for not using rigged dice, OP

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:43:32 No.5983626

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:43:32 No.5983626

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>>5983624

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:44:18 No.5983628

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:44:18 No.5983628

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5983626
HMPH

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:48:58 No.5983635

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:48:58 No.5983635

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>>5983628
I kid I kid. You managed to turn the corner in the nick of time, of course of course.

"OH SHIT"

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)18:49:34 No.5983636

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)18:49:34 No.5983636

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5983635
DEJA VU!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:50:09 No.5983638

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:50:09 No.5983638

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5983635
DRIFT AROUND HIM!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)18:54:09 No.5983640

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)18:54:09 No.5983640

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>>5983636
THIS IS IT! CAN YOU OVERTAKE HIM AND GRAB THE GOLD?!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)18:55:08 No.5983641

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)18:55:08 No.5983641

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983640
USE THE GUTTER TECHNIQUE IN THE HAIRPIN TURNS OF THE TRACK!

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/21/24(Sun)18:55:21 No.5983642

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/21/24(Sun)18:55:21 No.5983642

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983640
Retards

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:00:50 No.5983647

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:00:50 No.5983647

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5983641

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:01:23 No.5983648

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:01:23 No.5983648

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5983647
DEJA VU
ROLL FOR THIS EVERYONE IF I DON'T GET IT

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)19:02:43 No.5983649

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)19:02:43 No.5983649

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5983647
>>5983648
I will roll anyway because the dice is nice.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:09:05 No.5983658

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:09:05 No.5983658

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>>5983648
"NO!"

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)19:10:22 No.5983660

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)19:10:22 No.5983660

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5983658
YES!

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)19:15:10 No.5983662

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)19:15:10 No.5983662

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5983658
damn, going for gold despite agreeing to take a dive for the goblin clans. This will not go well!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:16:51 No.5983663

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:16:51 No.5983663

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>>5983660
THERE IT IS!

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)19:17:25 No.5983664

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)19:17:25 No.5983664

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983663
Cross it, stylishly

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU)
04/21/24(Sun)19:17:35 No.5983665

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU) 04/21/24(Sun)19:17:35 No.5983665

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983658
kaboom

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:17:53 No.5983666

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:17:53 No.5983666

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5983663
CROSS THE FINISH LINE WITH OUR WHEELS ON FIRE! THE SACRED TECHNIQUE!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/21/24(Sun)19:17:59 No.5983667

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/21/24(Sun)19:17:59 No.5983667

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983663
SUDDEN BLUE SHELL

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:22:47 No.5983673

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:22:47 No.5983673

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5983664

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/21/24(Sun)19:23:18 No.5983674

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/21/24(Sun)19:23:18 No.5983674

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5983673
FUCK

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)19:23:28 No.5983675

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)19:23:28 No.5983675

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5983673
rigged!

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)19:23:49 No.5983677

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)19:23:49 No.5983677

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983673
Oh no it was a fake goal post!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:23:52 No.5983678

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:23:52 No.5983678

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983673
OH SHIT NIGGA CAN WE DO IT?

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:24:52 No.5983680

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:24:52 No.5983680

IS ANYONE GONNA ROLL A NATTY 100 FOR US???

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:25:48 No.5983682

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:25:48 No.5983682

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>>5983674
And then....everything goes blank. You kinda forgot what happened after this point

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:26:36 No.5983686

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:26:36 No.5983686

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5983682
... It was a memory?!
Where are we now?

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8)
04/21/24(Sun)19:26:40 No.5983687

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8) 04/21/24(Sun)19:26:40 No.5983687

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5983673
fret not

Anonymous (ID: xXytFZx2)
04/21/24(Sun)19:27:21 No.5983688

Anonymous (ID: xXytFZx2) 04/21/24(Sun)19:27:21 No.5983688

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5983682
"So, you are finally awake!"
Who are you, why am I in a wagon?

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/21/24(Sun)19:27:21 No.5983689

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/21/24(Sun)19:27:21 No.5983689

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5983682
All you could remember that someone said "BLUEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL" and now there you are, sans car and armor and helmet

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8)
04/21/24(Sun)19:27:42 No.5983690

Anonymous (ID: hmVA/pr8) 04/21/24(Sun)19:27:42 No.5983690

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5983682
fug, clean our face and lock in on the finish line

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP)
04/21/24(Sun)19:38:45 No.5983695

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP) 04/21/24(Sun)19:38:45 No.5983695

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5983682
Find OP's pen so he can continue drawing.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:40:19 No.5983696

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:40:19 No.5983696

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>>5983686
Well things didn't quite work out for you after that. After you finally woke up from your coma you found out your wagon is totaled and the family money dried up. Probably shouldn't have bet that much on the race.

Following that, you became indebted to the Adventurer's Guild, since they're the one place you know of that can put your skills to use. Even got you a new, albeit much more shitty, wagon to get you off your feet.

But that's how they getcha. You have spent seemingly endless days doing any quests they throw at you, all so you can work off that debt. Get a proper racing wagon, and take back the Gold.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:41:32 No.5983698

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:41:32 No.5983698

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5983696
Damn... just delivering bread for the adventuer's guild. This is no way to live!

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)19:43:15 No.5983700

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)19:43:15 No.5983700

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983696
We become that new milk man of the Adventurer's Guild.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:46:41 No.5983702

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:46:41 No.5983702

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>>5983698
The days are blending together now. Existence is becoming increasingly dull. If only a convenient plot hook would drop into your lap, something that potentially bring you shitloads of crash. Or at least an escape from your currently monotony of doing shitass odd jobs between towns and delivering food.

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)19:47:23 No.5983704

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)19:47:23 No.5983704

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983702
Like that's ever gonna happen!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:47:27 No.5983706

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:47:27 No.5983706

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5983702
wait, who's that fresh faced adventurer that just walked into the guild hall?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:50:43 No.5983707

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:50:43 No.5983707

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>>5983704
"Ummm, hi. Are you, uh, up to join an adventuring party?"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:51:19 No.5983708

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:51:19 No.5983708

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5983707
WHO COULD THIS BE???

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/21/24(Sun)19:51:24 No.5983709

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/21/24(Sun)19:51:24 No.5983709

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5983707
Let's pan the camera over to who said that

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)19:53:23 No.5983711

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)19:53:23 No.5983711

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5983709

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)19:56:46 No.5983714

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)19:56:46 No.5983714

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>>5983709
THE LESBIA---I MEAN LILLY KNIGHT?!

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)19:57:27 No.5983715

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)19:57:27 No.5983715

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5983714
Slap yourself back to reality.

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)19:57:33 No.5983716

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)19:57:33 No.5983716

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5983714
I drive

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)19:57:35 No.5983717

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)19:57:35 No.5983717

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983714
SHE'S THE ONE ASKING FOR US TO JOIN HER PARTY???

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)20:00:08 No.5983719

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)20:00:08 No.5983719

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>>5983716
"Great! Uh, keep panning the camera please. I'm right over here" said the voice off screen

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)20:00:55 No.5983720

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)20:00:55 No.5983720

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5983719
PAN OVER TO THE REAL ADVENTURER!

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)20:02:14 No.5983723

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)20:02:14 No.5983723

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5983719
its a goblin

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP)
04/21/24(Sun)20:05:17 No.5983725

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP) 04/21/24(Sun)20:05:17 No.5983725

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5983719
We're going need a bigger wagon at this rate.

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU)
04/21/24(Sun)20:07:45 No.5983726

Anonymous (ID: UEmJUqqU) 04/21/24(Sun)20:07:45 No.5983726

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5983719
It's a spooky ghost

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)20:09:00 No.5983727

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)20:09:00 No.5983727

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>>5983720
AND HE IS....

A. Level 1 John Dark Souls
B. Fresh-faced adventurer
C. Novice Mage
D. Literal Child

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)20:10:00 No.5983730

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)20:10:00 No.5983730

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983727
B. FRESH-FACED ADVENTURER

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)20:10:46 No.5983731

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)20:10:46 No.5983731

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5983727
A or C. Hmmmm, if we post is an even number then A if odd C

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)20:10:50 No.5983732

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)20:10:50 No.5983732

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5983727
>A. Level 1 John Dark Souls
I like your helmet, helmet man!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/21/24(Sun)20:11:31 No.5983733

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/21/24(Sun)20:11:31 No.5983733

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5983727
B for ANIME PROTAG look

Anonymous (ID: r70TtLse)
04/21/24(Sun)20:11:38 No.5983734

Anonymous (ID: r70TtLse) 04/21/24(Sun)20:11:38 No.5983734

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983727
D. Literal shota

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx)
04/21/24(Sun)20:11:40 No.5983735

Anonymous (ID: dNomNVXx) 04/21/24(Sun)20:11:40 No.5983735

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5983727
>D. Literal Child
extra humiliation for our washed up racer

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP)
04/21/24(Sun)20:13:17 No.5983736

Anonymous (ID: lTSsiEFP) 04/21/24(Sun)20:13:17 No.5983736

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5983727
Dee

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/21/24(Sun)20:14:46 No.5983737

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/21/24(Sun)20:14:46 No.5983737

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Actually, work it out among yourselves who should it be. Cuz it's 7AM and I gotta head off to work soon. So definitely should have suspended thread a wee bit sooner so I can get a power nap. Oh well.

bread continues in probably a day or two. If I don't die.

Updates b here n shit ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
04/21/24(Sun)20:15:08 No.5983738

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 04/21/24(Sun)20:15:08 No.5983738

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5983727
>A. Level 1 John Dark Souls

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)20:17:55 No.5983739

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)20:17:55 No.5983739

>>5983737
See ya OP

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/21/24(Sun)20:19:02 No.5983741

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/21/24(Sun)20:19:02 No.5983741

B is way too generic and D is a humiliation ritual

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/21/24(Sun)20:20:35 No.5983743

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/21/24(Sun)20:20:35 No.5983743

We got a Star Platinum look to us, I say we invest into FIRE FISTS

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
04/21/24(Sun)20:25:48 No.5983744

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 04/21/24(Sun)20:25:48 No.5983744

>>5983727
D. Because he seems the most qualified

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
04/21/24(Sun)20:30:43 No.5983746

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 04/21/24(Sun)20:30:43 No.5983746

Remember that if we choose John Dark Souls we'll probably go crazy and die because he forgot to give us the Mark of Flame before beating the Zanzibar Boss

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/21/24(Sun)21:24:45 No.5983780

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/21/24(Sun)21:24:45 No.5983780

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5983727
>B. Fresh-faced adventurer

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi)
04/21/24(Sun)21:27:42 No.5983781

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi) 04/21/24(Sun)21:27:42 No.5983781

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5983727
JOHN DARK SOULS

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/21/24(Sun)21:33:17 No.5983784

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/21/24(Sun)21:33:17 No.5983784

Rolled 96 (1d100)

Look, clearly the answer is to have John Dark Souls but underneath the helmet he is Fresh-Faced Adventurer.

Anonymous (ID: UNymO0WN)
04/21/24(Sun)21:36:11 No.5983790

Anonymous (ID: UNymO0WN) 04/21/24(Sun)21:36:11 No.5983790

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5983727
>B

Anonymous (ID: KaF7z46F)
04/21/24(Sun)22:04:22 No.5983819

Anonymous (ID: KaF7z46F) 04/21/24(Sun)22:04:22 No.5983819

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5983727
B. Fresh-faced adventurer
Anime shota ass face

Anonymous (ID: bUN60uLd)
04/21/24(Sun)22:54:33 No.5983859

Anonymous (ID: bUN60uLd) 04/21/24(Sun)22:54:33 No.5983859

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983737
B + C, he's clearly an generic isekai protagonist

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/22/24(Mon)03:57:22 No.5984043

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/22/24(Mon)03:57:22 No.5984043

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5983727
B

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/22/24(Mon)09:28:43 No.5984142

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/22/24(Mon)09:28:43 No.5984142

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5983737
B

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
04/22/24(Mon)13:45:58 No.5984252

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 04/22/24(Mon)13:45:58 No.5984252

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Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/22/24(Mon)14:03:37 No.5984260

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/22/24(Mon)14:03:37 No.5984260

>>5984252
RIP

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/22/24(Mon)14:13:16 No.5984262

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/22/24(Mon)14:13:16 No.5984262

>>5984260
is that you OP???

Anonymous (ID: uCrmsAyz)
04/22/24(Mon)14:16:36 No.5984263

Anonymous (ID: uCrmsAyz) 04/22/24(Mon)14:16:36 No.5984263

>>5984262
Nah OP died from accute skeleton cancer.

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o)
04/22/24(Mon)18:19:18 No.5984359

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o) 04/22/24(Mon)18:19:18 No.5984359

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5983727
>E: Actually Lilly Knight after all.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)08:45:15 No.5984793

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)08:45:15 No.5984793

>>5984252
We'll get her next time, bro

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)10:16:41 No.5984827

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)10:16:41 No.5984827

We're being yeasted by OP.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)10:43:17 No.5984841

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)10:43:17 No.5984841

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Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77)
04/23/24(Tue)10:45:44 No.5984842

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77) 04/23/24(Tue)10:45:44 No.5984842

>>5984841
Break that bread with our new Palestinians and Jewish friends!

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77)
04/23/24(Tue)10:46:45 No.5984844

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77) 04/23/24(Tue)10:46:45 No.5984844

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5984842
>>5984841

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi)
04/23/24(Tue)10:48:56 No.5984847

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi) 04/23/24(Tue)10:48:56 No.5984847

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5984841
Fuck bread I want vegetables not carbs.

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77)
04/23/24(Tue)10:49:41 No.5984848

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77) 04/23/24(Tue)10:49:41 No.5984848

>>5984847
Woah man, but her dinner first.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)10:51:50 No.5984851

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)10:51:50 No.5984851

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5983727
>A. Level 1 John Dark Souls
Because he can shut the fuck up and LISTEN

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)10:54:53 No.5984855

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)10:54:53 No.5984855

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5984841
Burn my Bread (Purseowner 3 OST)

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/23/24(Tue)10:57:11 No.5984860

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/23/24(Tue)10:57:11 No.5984860

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5984841
>>5984847
shut up lilly

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)10:59:24 No.5984862

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)10:59:24 No.5984862

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>>5984847
Calm down anon, here, have this

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:00:31 No.5984863

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:00:31 No.5984863

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5984862
THE POWER OF VEGGIES!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/23/24(Tue)11:00:33 No.5984864

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/23/24(Tue)11:00:33 No.5984864

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5984862
forcefeed it to Lilly who is clearly trying to force the vegetable agenda

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:03:03 No.5984866

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:03:03 No.5984866

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5984862
Bite the hand

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi)
04/23/24(Tue)11:03:26 No.5984867

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi) 04/23/24(Tue)11:03:26 No.5984867

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5984862
Thank you kind OP I will consume this since I trust you have not actually made it deadly by spiking it or whatever else to the same effect

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:04:16 No.5984868

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:04:16 No.5984868

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>>5984864
Damnit Lily Knight

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)11:05:33 No.5984869

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)11:05:33 No.5984869

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5984868
GET HER OUTTA HERE

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:06:25 No.5984870

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:06:25 No.5984870

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5984868
Pan camera over to the adventurer, who is a combination of John Dark Souls and Fresh-faced Adventurer. Fence-sitting is the thinking mans hobby.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:06:39 No.5984871

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:06:39 No.5984871

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5984868
Shit! Inexperienced adventurer that we chose! Grab her!

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77)
04/23/24(Tue)11:06:43 No.5984872

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77) 04/23/24(Tue)11:06:43 No.5984872

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5984868
Shoot her with a nuke bullet

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/23/24(Tue)11:07:40 No.5984873

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/23/24(Tue)11:07:40 No.5984873

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5984868
QUICK, NEW ADVENTURER, USE YOUR ISEKAI POWERS

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77)
04/23/24(Tue)11:08:58 No.5984874

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77) 04/23/24(Tue)11:08:58 No.5984874

>>5984873
What's that? Getting hit by a truck?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:10:25 No.5984875

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:10:25 No.5984875

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>>5984872
>nuke bullet

Wait a minute....Get outta here, Nuke Wizard!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:11:27 No.5984876

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:11:27 No.5984876

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5984875
Spite the vegetarians by grilling a steak right here right now, maybe on your head, its on fire, ain't it?

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77)
04/23/24(Tue)11:12:04 No.5984877

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77) 04/23/24(Tue)11:12:04 No.5984877

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5984875
The hand of God will stop them!

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:12:48 No.5984878

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:12:48 No.5984878

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5984876
>>5984875
This is the most based option.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:13:01 No.5984879

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:13:01 No.5984879

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5984876
>>5984875
I concur with this course of action. Steak time.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:15:16 No.5984881

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:15:16 No.5984881

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>>5984877
YEAH!....Wait a minute. Get outta here, Fist of God!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/23/24(Tue)11:16:28 No.5984883

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/23/24(Tue)11:16:28 No.5984883

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5984881
Back to the HERO

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77)
04/23/24(Tue)11:17:18 No.5984884

Anonymous (ID: suF4zE77) 04/23/24(Tue)11:17:18 No.5984884

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5984881
And now we have a full rival party!
Your welcome. Back to the hero

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:17:21 No.5984885

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:17:21 No.5984885

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5984881
The Hero has started roasting marshmallows as all of this is going on.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:17:50 No.5984886

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:17:50 No.5984886

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5984881
Man all these rejects are here, ain't that right, Hero, they are all JEALOUS of MY GREAT FLAMING MANE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:20:40 No.5984887

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:20:40 No.5984887

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>>5984885

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:21:35 No.5984888

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:21:35 No.5984888

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5984887
Not that close! It's gonna burn!

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:22:16 No.5984889

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:22:16 No.5984889

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5984887
Fire Blast the hero.

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ)
04/23/24(Tue)11:22:32 No.5984890

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ) 04/23/24(Tue)11:22:32 No.5984890

>>5984887
Put more gas on the fire, it's kinda low.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:22:52 No.5984891

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:22:52 No.5984891

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5984887
Strike a pose

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ)
04/23/24(Tue)11:23:32 No.5984892

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ) 04/23/24(Tue)11:23:32 No.5984892

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5984890
>>5984890

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:25:24 No.5984893

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:25:24 No.5984893

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>>5984888
"Oh sorry, my bad"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:26:31 No.5984895

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:26:31 No.5984895

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5984893
The Hero is.... THE FRESH FACED ADVENTURER?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:26:34 No.5984896

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:26:34 No.5984896

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5984893
So what do we do, Mr.Protagonist?

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:26:52 No.5984897

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:26:52 No.5984897

>>5984893
Time to establish the identity of the Hero (for real this time). Evens and he's John Dark Soul, Odds he's fresh faced adventurer.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:27:03 No.5984898

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:27:03 No.5984898

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5984893
Wait, this foo said something about an adventuring party?

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ)
04/23/24(Tue)11:27:04 No.5984899

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ) 04/23/24(Tue)11:27:04 No.5984899

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5984893
Tell her she is hawt. As a child hero protag. Lock in.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)11:27:30 No.5984900

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)11:27:30 No.5984900

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5984893
It's one of the guild workers who coerced into your debt

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:28:15 No.5984901

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:28:15 No.5984901

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>>5984896
Right the protag. Of course. Let's see what's the trend...

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:28:40 No.5984902

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:28:40 No.5984902

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5984901
FRESH FACED ADVENTURER TAKES IT!!!

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:28:43 No.5984903

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:28:43 No.5984903

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5984897
>>5984893
>put dice in correctly
>they disappear
lmao

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)11:29:12 No.5984904

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)11:29:12 No.5984904

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5984901
trend is to subvert expectations by going against grain

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:29:16 No.5984905

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:29:16 No.5984905

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5984901
I honestly have no idea how you decide those, so uhhhh B, anime protag, seems to be winning

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ)
04/23/24(Tue)11:29:36 No.5984908

Anonymous (ID: yNgyG0NZ) 04/23/24(Tue)11:29:36 No.5984908

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5984901
Child hero let's gooooo

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:30:01 No.5984909

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:30:01 No.5984909

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5984901
Well obviously 5 got the highest grade here (A), therefore whoever got 5 votes should win.

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:30:36 No.5984910

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:30:36 No.5984910

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5984901
I like John Dark Souls more, but we could just get our Fresh Faced Adventurer to wear a helmet.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:32:01 No.5984912

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:32:01 No.5984912

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>>5984902
Seems so. Seems so. Unless we all want another round of voting so I can prolong the thread and I dunno, go get a Monster in the mean time

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:32:40 No.5984914

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:32:40 No.5984914

>>5984910
The real utility with John Dark Souls is that even if he dies, he'll just respawn at the last bonfire he rested at. Given the circumstances, that'll probably be our head.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:32:59 No.5984915

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:32:59 No.5984915

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5984912
Well, OP, if you do that, I will tell on you

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:33:46 No.5984916

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:33:46 No.5984916

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5984912
No, that's not needed.
NOW COME ON LET'S GET THIS STORY STARTED!

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:33:51 No.5984917

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:33:51 No.5984917

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5984909
I am stupid as shit and can't count.
>>5984912
Energy drinks are bad for you

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:34:02 No.5984918

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:34:02 No.5984918

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5984912
Give him the helmet and move on already.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:34:11 No.5984919

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:34:11 No.5984919

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>>5984915

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/23/24(Tue)11:34:23 No.5984920

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/23/24(Tue)11:34:23 No.5984920

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5984912
Swap OP's Monster with Red Bull

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:34:46 No.5984921

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:34:46 No.5984921

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5984919
we're locked into fresh faced adventurer, come onnnnnnn

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:36:27 No.5984923

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:36:27 No.5984923

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5984919
Why the long face, OP

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:36:31 No.5984924

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:36:31 No.5984924

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5984919
A Monster invades the Guild Hall we're in.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:40:08 No.5984927

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:40:08 No.5984927

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>>5984921

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:40:48 No.5984928

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:40:48 No.5984928

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5984927
Your hair kinda looks like mine, lets be friends

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:40:54 No.5984929

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:40:54 No.5984929

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5984927
Seems good, let's ask him what we're doing

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:41:27 No.5984931

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:41:27 No.5984931

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5984927
Can I interest you in a helmet?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:46:42 No.5984932

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:46:42 No.5984932

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>>5984931
"Uhmmm. I'm just starting out on this whole, adventuring thing, I don't really have alot of spare cash"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:47:11 No.5984933

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:47:11 No.5984933

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5984932
Just put the "FIRE SQUIRE" helmet on him

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:47:38 No.5984934

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:47:38 No.5984934

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5984932
That's OK, I take credit.

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)11:48:00 No.5984936

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)11:48:00 No.5984936

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5984932
Alright then what adventure do you want us to go with you on?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)11:48:43 No.5984937

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)11:48:43 No.5984937

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5984932
and you using my fire?
that'll be 5 gold and tip

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)11:52:53 No.5984940

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)11:52:53 No.5984940

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5984932
You ever heard of a credit card my boy?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:55:30 No.5984942

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:55:30 No.5984942

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>>5984936
"Ah yes! of course! Hold on, lemme just get the quest notice"

When he finally manages to fish it out. The quest he asks you to join is:

- Clear out a goblin cave
- Stop bandit attacks on a certain part of the road
- Find a lost item, guy lost it in the woods

- Give OP Money

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:56:17 No.5984943

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:56:17 No.5984943

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5984942
>Clear out a goblin cave
seems easy enough
Now come on... to the wagon

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)11:56:19 No.5984944

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)11:56:19 No.5984944

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5984942
>Deliver Milk to the nearby town

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)11:58:05 No.5984945

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)11:58:05 No.5984945

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5984942
>>5984943
we don't have any wagon

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)11:58:37 No.5984946

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)11:58:37 No.5984946

>>5984945
>>5983696
you dumbass, read the story

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)11:59:51 No.5984947

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)11:59:51 No.5984947

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>>5984943
"Aww gee, thanks, Miss....ummmm....what should I call you?"

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)12:00:02 No.5984948

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)12:00:02 No.5984948

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5984942
Stop the bandits, everyone knows poisonmancers take care of goblin extermination quests

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:00:21 No.5984949

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:00:21 No.5984949

>>5984946
I refuse to ride that piece of garbage
>>5984947
Ice

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:01:05 No.5984951

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:01:05 No.5984951

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5984947
Firemane, heir to House Fireborn, greatest wagon racer of your time

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:01:23 No.5984952

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:01:23 No.5984952

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5984947
>>5984949
fug

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)12:01:43 No.5984953

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)12:01:43 No.5984953

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5984947
Pyra Magnus

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:02:00 No.5984954

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:02:00 No.5984954

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5984947
Ignis Lumen

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:02:32 No.5984956

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:02:32 No.5984956

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5984947
I am the Knight of Fire, but you can call me Hinako

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:03:07 No.5984958

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:03:07 No.5984958

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5984947
>what should I call you?"
Broke. Now get in the wagon, we got Goblins to immolate.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:15:04 No.5984969

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:15:04 No.5984969

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>>5984951

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)12:16:59 No.5984970

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)12:16:59 No.5984970

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5984969
Yeah sure

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:17:05 No.5984971

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:17:05 No.5984971

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5984969
How about Fenix "Firemane" Fireborn
Firemane's our nickname

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:17:06 No.5984972

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:17:06 No.5984972

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5984969
I don't like it, can we pick something else?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:17:55 No.5984973

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:17:55 No.5984973

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5984969
This is such a dumb name I picked, I will agree with veOvLGI and have Firemane be nickname and name be Felix

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
04/23/24(Tue)12:18:37 No.5984975

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 04/23/24(Tue)12:18:37 No.5984975

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Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:19:23 No.5984976

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:19:23 No.5984976

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5984975
Ok time to commit war crimes on these goblins.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:19:51 No.5984977

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:19:51 No.5984977

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5984975
>>5984973
Felix? Fenix? What's the difference, anyways get the name right before we continue

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:20:00 No.5984978

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:20:00 No.5984978

>>5984975
Who are you, mystery drawfag? I know you are not OP

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:20:51 No.5984980

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:20:51 No.5984980

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>>5984970
"Alright, Ms Firemane. Let's head off to the goblin cave" Probably over here >>5984975

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:21:13 No.5984981

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:21:13 No.5984981

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5984975
>>5984978
Confusion strikes me

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:21:26 No.5984982

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:21:26 No.5984982

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5984978
that's OP(ee) definitely
>>5984980
>>5984977

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn)
04/23/24(Tue)12:21:30 No.5984983

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn) 04/23/24(Tue)12:21:30 No.5984983

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5984980
Napalm those niggas

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)12:22:22 No.5984985

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)12:22:22 No.5984985

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5984980
Let's hurl a fireball right in there they aren't even in cover

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:22:23 No.5984986

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:22:23 No.5984986

>>5984982
Huh, haven't see OP(ee) since the one off about dollar store space marine

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:22:58 No.5984987

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:22:58 No.5984987

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5984980
Open Skill Menu to see how many war crimes we can unleash on these gobos

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:28:05 No.5984988

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:28:05 No.5984988

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>>5984985
"Alright, I'll follow your lead! What should we do? Charge in?"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:28:50 No.5984989

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:28:50 No.5984989

>>5984988
Let me soften them up first.
NOW, TORCH THAT CAVE

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:29:06 No.5984990

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:29:06 No.5984990

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5984988
I'm gonna try sending a fireball into the cave first

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:29:50 No.5984991

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:29:50 No.5984991

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5984988
>>5984989
roll

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:30:40 No.5984992

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:30:40 No.5984992

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5984988
go inside, block the exist, make oxygen go extinct

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:33:00 No.5984993

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:33:00 No.5984993

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5984991
FWOOOOSSHHH

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:33:26 No.5984994

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:33:26 No.5984994

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5984993
THE OL FIREMANE SPECIAL
SMOKE EM OUT
LET EM BURN JUST LIKE BBQ!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:33:28 No.5984995

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:33:28 No.5984995

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5984993
nyeah

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:33:38 No.5984996

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:33:38 No.5984996

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5984993
O no
-Goblin McGoblinface

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:33:40 No.5984997

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:33:40 No.5984997

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5984993
Vietnam moment.

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
04/23/24(Tue)12:36:35 No.5984999

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 04/23/24(Tue)12:36:35 No.5984999

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Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:37:23 No.5985000

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:37:23 No.5985000

>>5984999
Sweet, mid-episode title card, also checked

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:37:52 No.5985001

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:37:52 No.5985001

>>5984999
Get the fuck out of here, lesbo. You had your own quest already.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:37:53 No.5985002

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:37:53 No.5985002

>>5984999
Get outta there Lily Knight

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)12:38:46 No.5985004

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)12:38:46 No.5985004

>>5984999
Go away Lily!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:40:44 No.5985006

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:40:44 No.5985006

>>5984999
onee x shota

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:44:03 No.5985007

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:44:03 No.5985007

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>>5984996
"Boy. Another day, another round of pillaging and harassing the surrounding villages. Time to----Is the sun getting closer or somethi----"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:44:32 No.5985008

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:44:32 No.5985008

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5985007
NOW WE CHARGE IN!
FLAMBERGE AT THE READY!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:44:51 No.5985009

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:44:51 No.5985009

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5985007
dust explosion, just like in my animes

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:45:09 No.5985010

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:45:09 No.5985010

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5985007
cherg

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:45:20 No.5985011

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:45:20 No.5985011

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5985007
Make a sword out of fire and charge in there!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:49:52 No.5985012

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:49:52 No.5985012

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>>5985009

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:50:31 No.5985013

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:50:31 No.5985013

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5985012
it sets off chain reaction

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)12:50:32 No.5985014

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)12:50:32 No.5985014

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5985012
Now we euthanize the survivors

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:50:43 No.5985015

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:50:43 No.5985015

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5985012
>>5985008
Let the hero soak up the XP by getting the kills though

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:50:44 No.5985016

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:50:44 No.5985016

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5985012
Alright, NOW we enter

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn)
04/23/24(Tue)12:54:41 No.5985021

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn) 04/23/24(Tue)12:54:41 No.5985021

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5985012
OH THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER
IN HELL

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)12:54:45 No.5985022

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)12:54:45 No.5985022

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>>5985015
From the ruins of the formerly-goblin-cave, a flaming goblin emerges!

"WATCHOUT MISS FIREMANE! IT SEEMS THERE ARE ELEMENTAL GOBLINS IN THERE!"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)12:55:40 No.5985024

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)12:55:40 No.5985024

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5985022
step aside

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)12:55:40 No.5985025

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)12:55:40 No.5985025

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5985022
"Just stab your sword through them! They're weakened! It'll be like roasting marshmallows!"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)12:57:05 No.5985028

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)12:57:05 No.5985028

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5985022
Nah, he's just on fire
Kill him

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)12:57:57 No.5985030

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)12:57:57 No.5985030

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5985022
Let the cute level 1 adventurer get the kill on this one.

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)13:01:00 No.5985032

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)13:01:00 No.5985032

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5985022
Tell the goblin he looks like OP. He'd gasp so hard that he'd suffocate on the ash and die.

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
04/23/24(Tue)13:11:34 No.5985038

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 04/23/24(Tue)13:11:34 No.5985038

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>>5985006

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)13:15:19 No.5985039

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)13:15:19 No.5985039

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>>5985024
"DON'T WORRY I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)13:15:52 No.5985040

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)13:15:52 No.5985040

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5985039
"YOU GO KID!"

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)13:22:19 No.5985043

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)13:22:19 No.5985043

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>>5985040
"Why....did I have to have slightly more HP...than my brothers.....bleeuuugh"

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn)
04/23/24(Tue)13:23:08 No.5985045

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn) 04/23/24(Tue)13:23:08 No.5985045

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5985043
Congratulate the boy for his first murder.

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)13:23:28 No.5985046

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)13:23:28 No.5985046

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5985043
Now let's see how much XP we got before we get lootin

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)13:23:48 No.5985047

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)13:23:48 No.5985047

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5985043
You did it, Boy!
>>5985046

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)13:31:22 No.5985055

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)13:31:22 No.5985055

>>5985043
>>5985045
>>5985047
Supported. We found ourselves a good apprentice. We should ask him his name.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)13:32:16 No.5985056

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)13:32:16 No.5985056

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>>5985045

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)13:32:56 No.5985057

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)13:32:56 No.5985057

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985038
そうです。
>>5985056
and goblin thought:
"onee x shota"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)13:33:14 No.5985060

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)13:33:14 No.5985060

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5985056
We'll provide backup.. Just let the HERO get all the kills!

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)13:33:23 No.5985061

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)13:33:23 No.5985061

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5985056
Okay now we have to make sure they're all dead. Let's go in there and stab all the corpses.

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)13:36:50 No.5985064

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)13:36:50 No.5985064

>>5985056
Cool. We should ask for his name. Do we know what it is?

>>5985057
No.

>>5985061
We should do this carefully. This would be a good opportunity to teach him about watching for traps.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)13:37:54 No.5985065

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)13:37:54 No.5985065

>>5985064
>No.
Yes

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)13:44:23 No.5985067

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)13:44:23 No.5985067

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>>5985061
"Wow. This has been going great so far. I gotta remember to thank the Guild Receptionist. He's the one that recommended you"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)13:44:45 No.5985068

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)13:44:45 No.5985068

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985067
Huh? We've just been delivering bread and milk though.

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)13:47:09 No.5985070

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)13:47:09 No.5985070

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5985068
>>5985067
Also there are men working as guild receptionists? I thought they were all women?

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)13:50:54 No.5985072

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)13:50:54 No.5985072

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5985067
It's nice that the guild receptionist thought we'd be a good teacher for the kid. Let's turn in proof of completion, collect our reward, and split it between the two of us.

>>5985068
That'd be a good one to complete afterward. I'd imagine we're escorting the milkman.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)13:52:42 No.5985073

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)13:52:42 No.5985073

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>>5985068
FLAAAAAASHBACK

"Ah, so you're a newbie huh. What's your budget, kid?"

"Uhmmm...almost none. Cuz I'm just starting out"

"...Alright then, you might wanna try that lady on fire in the hall. You can't miss her."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, totally. She's great with newbs"

"Well that's perfect! Thanks, sir"

"No probs kid. Definitely not because she's the cheapest or anything"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)13:53:20 No.5985075

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)13:53:20 No.5985075

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5985073
DAMN YOU GUILD RECEPTIONIST

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
04/23/24(Tue)13:54:52 No.5985076

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 04/23/24(Tue)13:54:52 No.5985076

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Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)13:55:35 No.5985077

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)13:55:35 No.5985077

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>>5985075
"Just for that we're taking another chunk out of your quest reward"

>>5985076
kek

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)13:56:22 No.5985079

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)13:56:22 No.5985079

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5985077
Anyways
how the goblin slayin be doin

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)13:57:10 No.5985080

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)13:57:10 No.5985080

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985073
>>5985075
He's a good kid, it isn't so bad. However, the receptionist owes us money for another bet that was made.

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)13:58:11 No.5985082

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)13:58:11 No.5985082

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5985077
I'm going to commit a hate crime against guild receptionists after this.

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:00:59 No.5985086

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:00:59 No.5985086

>>5985061
>>5985082
>95
>twice
gonna tell OP u r hacking

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)14:02:42 No.5985087

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)14:02:42 No.5985087

>>5985076
Fake, Lily's helmet snout is way longer

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:04:48 No.5985089

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:04:48 No.5985089

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>>5985082
"See ya soon, Firemane"

Damn you Flashback Receptionist

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:05:22 No.5985091

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:05:22 No.5985091

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5985089
How's our Hero doing?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)14:06:27 No.5985093

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)14:06:27 No.5985093

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5985089
I hate that guy, I hate him! So anyways, is the cave done or is there something deeper in?

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:11:04 No.5985097

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:11:04 No.5985097

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5985089
>>5985091
Agreed. Let's see how he's doing after his first quest.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:12:55 No.5985098

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:12:55 No.5985098

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>>5985091
"Hey miss! I think we got em all!"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:13:41 No.5985100

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:13:41 No.5985100

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5985098
Thumbs up
"Get back in the Wagon, let's turn in the quest."

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn)
04/23/24(Tue)14:13:51 No.5985101

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn) 04/23/24(Tue)14:13:51 No.5985101

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5985098
Get the L00T

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:13:53 No.5985102

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:13:53 No.5985102

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5985098
He works fast.

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:15:52 No.5985106

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:15:52 No.5985106

>>5985089
~~I didn't know Ms. Firemane was baking some buns out back.~~

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:16:58 No.5985107

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:16:58 No.5985107

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>>5985101
Dare you roll the loot dice

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:17:19 No.5985108

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:17:19 No.5985108

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5985107
do it

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn)
04/23/24(Tue)14:17:21 No.5985109

Anonymous (ID: BDCVdvzn) 04/23/24(Tue)14:17:21 No.5985109

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5985107
LOOT

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:17:59 No.5985110

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:17:59 No.5985110

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5985098
>>5985100
>>5985101
Seconded.

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)14:20:07 No.5985111

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)14:20:07 No.5985111

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5985107
LOOT

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:20:22 No.5985112

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:20:22 No.5985112

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5985107
Roll the loot die. Do it now!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:20:47 No.5985114

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:20:47 No.5985114

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5985109
>>5985108
>>5985110
>>5985111

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:21:15 No.5985115

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:21:15 No.5985115

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5985114
COULD IT BE?

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:21:40 No.5985117

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:21:40 No.5985117

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5985114
OP in fucking shambles right now. Absolutely fucking annihilated.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:22:02 No.5985118

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:22:02 No.5985118

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>>5985114
>2

Damn, so sad. You didn't find shit

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:23:17 No.5985124

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:23:17 No.5985124

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5985118
hop in the wagon and let's go back to the guild hall

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:24:37 No.5985126

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:24:37 No.5985126

>>5985118
No fair, OP. You didn't let the newbie roll.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:24:48 No.5985127

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:24:48 No.5985127

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>>5985124
Yeah it's real unfortunate that your zealous need for goblin BBQ and burned all possible valuables inside. Oh well, back to town with you

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:25:22 No.5985128

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:25:22 No.5985128

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5985127
It can't be helped
rev up that loading screen

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:25:38 No.5985129

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:25:38 No.5985129

>>5985127
Fire Blast that OP!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)14:26:28 No.5985130

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)14:26:28 No.5985130

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5985127
>>5985128
loot rng predeterminated already after killing, to battle savescumming.

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/23/24(Tue)14:27:23 No.5985131

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/23/24(Tue)14:27:23 No.5985131

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5985127
Quick hero kill that fat blob thing for sweet XP!

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:28:35 No.5985133

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:28:35 No.5985133

>>5985127
>>5985128
>the second anon is the first to reply almost every time
OP?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:29:40 No.5985134

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:29:40 No.5985134

>>5985133
Clearly that's my biggest fan

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:29:42 No.5985135

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:29:42 No.5985135

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5985127
Rolling to grab that fucker.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/23/24(Tue)14:30:29 No.5985136

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/23/24(Tue)14:30:29 No.5985136

>>5985134
or a stalker

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:35:10 No.5985139

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:35:10 No.5985139

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>>5985128

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:35:58 No.5985141

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:35:58 No.5985141

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5985139
We arrive at the Guild Hall once more to claim our rewards!

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:38:33 No.5985144

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:38:33 No.5985144

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5985139
>OP skipping over the higher rolls so we get no loot
vseOvLGl is 100% OP on a second computer trying to railroad us.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:40:27 No.5985146

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:40:27 No.5985146

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>>5985144

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:41:05 No.5985147

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:41:05 No.5985147

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5985146
>>5985141
run away OP... from your duties of not giving these anons loot

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:41:19 No.5985148

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:41:19 No.5985148

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5985146
Ram that fucker!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:44:36 No.5985151

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:44:36 No.5985151

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>>5985148

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:45:09 No.5985153

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:45:09 No.5985153

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5985151
OP NOOOOOOOOOOO!
but hey loot!

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:47:29 No.5985154

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:47:29 No.5985154

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5985151
He poped like a loot goblin. Lets get the loot.

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:47:57 No.5985155

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:47:57 No.5985155

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5985146
>>5985148
>Ram that fucker!
Rolling for bounty size on his head.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:51:37 No.5985156

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:51:37 No.5985156

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>>5985154
To be honest I dunno what you were expecting from a noob quest goblin cave. Aside from shitass goblin weapons and maybe gold they stole from surrounding settlements.

You know. If the crap survived your fireball

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:52:27 No.5985157

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:52:27 No.5985157

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5985156
disregard the other anons, they're trying to grasp at a 2 roll for LOOT
get us back to the fucking guild hall already

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)14:53:22 No.5985159

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)14:53:22 No.5985159

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5985156
Gold is good. We can get the Adventurer some gear with that.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)14:54:56 No.5985160

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)14:54:56 No.5985160

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5985156
We could've still taken melted gold, but fair enough

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:55:48 No.5985161

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:55:48 No.5985161

>>5985156
Collect what loot we find and put it with the rest of what we return to the guild hall for the quest reward.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)14:56:48 No.5985162

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)14:56:48 No.5985162

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>>5985160
But what if....2 meant.....2 gold coins

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)14:56:52 No.5985163

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)14:56:52 No.5985163

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5985156
>>5985161
Forgot to roll.

>>5985160
Good idea.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)14:57:12 No.5985164

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)14:57:12 No.5985164

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5985162
We'll take it, just get us back to the plot.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)14:57:27 No.5985166

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)14:57:27 No.5985166

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5985162
HELL YEAH

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)15:00:18 No.5985169

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)15:00:18 No.5985169

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5985162
>>5985166
Things that will make men go 'Hell Yeah!'

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)15:01:28 No.5985170

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)15:01:28 No.5985170

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>>5985166

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)15:03:02 No.5985171

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)15:03:02 No.5985171

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985170
Alright! Lets go get you some sick gear with this cash, boy!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)15:03:19 No.5985172

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)15:03:19 No.5985172

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5985170
Turn in that quest babyyyyyyyy

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)15:11:48 No.5985179

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)15:11:48 No.5985179

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>>5985172
"Alright. Lemme see what proof you got...Ah fuck are these burned goblin parts? Agh the fuckin' smel---"

"THAT WAS GREAT MISS FIREMANE! YOU WERE AWESOME"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)15:12:22 No.5985180

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)15:12:22 No.5985180

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5985179
Strike a cool pose
"Yeah, I know."

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)15:13:23 No.5985182

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)15:13:23 No.5985182

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5985179
Always am! What's the next quest? Also while we're here, you're building a party, right?

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
04/23/24(Tue)15:14:50 No.5985183

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 04/23/24(Tue)15:14:50 No.5985183

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5985179
He handled himself pretty well. Let's split the reward, plan the next time to meet and head out on a quest, and begin to sort out our money problem until then.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/23/24(Tue)15:17:58 No.5985186

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/23/24(Tue)15:17:58 No.5985186

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>>5985182
"Yeah! See, I got sent on this quest by my village a---Oh man, this is so embarassing. I realized I never gave you my name!. Sorry! It's..."

Now choose a name for the boy. While I end the sesh here. Cuz it's 2 AM and I gotta shit,

updates b here n whatnot: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/23/24(Tue)15:19:11 No.5985190

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/23/24(Tue)15:19:11 No.5985190

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5985186
"Beat" cause he's gonna beat the Demon Lord dude

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
04/23/24(Tue)15:20:28 No.5985193

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 04/23/24(Tue)15:20:28 No.5985193

>>5985186
Yuuri Shoujoai

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly)
04/23/24(Tue)15:22:31 No.5985197

Anonymous (ID: XUBISNly) 04/23/24(Tue)15:22:31 No.5985197

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5985186
Oscar Guy.

Anonymous (ID: 9xK7a4ta)
04/23/24(Tue)16:56:48 No.5985242

Anonymous (ID: 9xK7a4ta) 04/23/24(Tue)16:56:48 No.5985242

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5985186
Deonardo Licaprio

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)18:08:37 No.5985284

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)18:08:37 No.5985284

>>5985186
Grond

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/23/24(Tue)18:09:39 No.5985286

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/23/24(Tue)18:09:39 No.5985286

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5985284
>>5985186
Grond

Anonymous (ID: xXytFZx2)
04/23/24(Tue)21:04:43 No.5985391

Anonymous (ID: xXytFZx2) 04/23/24(Tue)21:04:43 No.5985391

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5985186
Gary Graymane
~~People call him Gay Gaymane back home~~

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: XxtdAmTi)
04/23/24(Tue)23:13:36 No.5985524

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: XxtdAmTi) 04/23/24(Tue)23:13:36 No.5985524

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5985186
Heero O'Leghain

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT)
04/24/24(Wed)02:18:09 No.5985684

Anonymous (ID: mctGFnVT) 04/24/24(Wed)02:18:09 No.5985684

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5985186
Shoty McShotaface

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o)
04/24/24(Wed)04:33:05 No.5985727

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o) 04/24/24(Wed)04:33:05 No.5985727

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5985186
Lucy Yurigal

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi)
04/24/24(Wed)04:35:22 No.5985728

Anonymous (ID: 52QyBcMi) 04/24/24(Wed)04:35:22 No.5985728

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5985186
Konrad

Anonymous (ID: I9Q2sH+W)
04/24/24(Wed)07:42:29 No.5985788

Anonymous (ID: I9Q2sH+W) 04/24/24(Wed)07:42:29 No.5985788

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5985186
Luffy Naruto

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/24/24(Wed)10:28:04 No.5985829

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/24/24(Wed)10:28:04 No.5985829

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5985186
Bob

Anonymous (ID: 9xK7a4ta)
04/24/24(Wed)11:31:23 No.5985849

Anonymous (ID: 9xK7a4ta) 04/24/24(Wed)11:31:23 No.5985849

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5985186
Gokú González

Anonymous (ID: 105LxWmy)
04/24/24(Wed)16:36:23 No.5985986

Anonymous (ID: 105LxWmy) 04/24/24(Wed)16:36:23 No.5985986

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5985186
Guy Dudemann

Anonymous (ID: KaF7z46F)
04/24/24(Wed)17:11:29 No.5986033

Anonymous (ID: KaF7z46F) 04/24/24(Wed)17:11:29 No.5986033

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5985186
Jackie Chan

Anonymous (ID: IRXBpB5y)
04/24/24(Wed)19:21:18 No.5986136

Anonymous (ID: IRXBpB5y) 04/24/24(Wed)19:21:18 No.5986136

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5985186
Badguy Orphangrinder

Anonymous (ID: iI5Doa+L)
04/24/24(Wed)19:48:41 No.5986145

Anonymous (ID: iI5Doa+L) 04/24/24(Wed)19:48:41 No.5986145

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5985186
the hero of legend shall be named... Ezekiel Rutebega

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/24/24(Wed)19:54:17 No.5986149

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/24/24(Wed)19:54:17 No.5986149

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5985186
Sledge Hammer

Anonymous (ID: FncxPRsG)
04/25/24(Thu)12:12:51 No.5986625

Anonymous (ID: FncxPRsG) 04/25/24(Thu)12:12:51 No.5986625

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5985186
Dahiro

Anonymous (ID: iI5Doa+L)
04/26/24(Fri)06:25:21 No.5987116

Anonymous (ID: iI5Doa+L) 04/26/24(Fri)06:25:21 No.5987116

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5985186
Penis Muncher

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/26/24(Fri)22:32:25 No.5987626

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/26/24(Fri)22:32:25 No.5987626

>>5985186
YoOP
Wakeup OP

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)01:22:54 No.5987735

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)01:22:54 No.5987735

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Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)01:49:17 No.5987761

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)01:49:17 No.5987761

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5987735
toasty
punch self in the face

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o)
04/27/24(Sat)01:54:38 No.5987765

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o) 04/27/24(Sat)01:54:38 No.5987765

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5987735
Eat well

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:08:10 No.5987771

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:08:10 No.5987771

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>>5987761

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:09:33 No.5987773

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:09:33 No.5987773

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5987771
Okay, let's name that Adventurer guy "Kid"
it's easy to remember

Anonymous (ID: x+cpxFkk)
04/27/24(Sat)02:09:34 No.5987774

Anonymous (ID: x+cpxFkk) 04/27/24(Sat)02:09:34 No.5987774

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5987771
Get back on track, we have adventures to do!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:10:22 No.5987775

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:10:22 No.5987775

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5987771
Boy will be called bob and will be killed in a two thread offscreen cause he is unimportant

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:13:35 No.5987779

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:13:35 No.5987779

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>>5987773
But according to the thread, the highest name roll was.... Ezekiel Rutebega

tf kinda name is this

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:14:50 No.5987780

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:14:50 No.5987780

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5987779
Whatevah, "Okay Kidzekiel, what'd we get for turning in the quest?"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:16:11 No.5987781

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:16:11 No.5987781

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5987779
His middle name is kid

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:17:34 No.5987782

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:17:34 No.5987782

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>>5987781
Oh okay

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:17:49 No.5987783

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:17:49 No.5987783

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5987782
>>5987780

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:19:38 No.5987784

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:19:38 No.5987784

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5987782
makes paperwork easier

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:22:16 No.5987785

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:22:16 No.5987785

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>>5987784
How convenient. Aint that right, Kid?

*muffled sounds of agreement*

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:22:44 No.5987786

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:22:44 No.5987786

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5987785
let's go claim our reward

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa)
04/27/24(Sat)02:25:00 No.5987789

Anonymous (ID: AQIaOZsa) 04/27/24(Sat)02:25:00 No.5987789

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5987785
Burn his toast

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:27:12 No.5987790

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:27:12 No.5987790

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5987785
get some fantasy meat on bone for yourself

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:31:14 No.5987791

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:31:14 No.5987791

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>>5987789
>burn his toast
>burning his bread
>burn bread
>burn my bread

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:35:37 No.5987792

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:35:37 No.5987792

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5987791
>>5987786

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:43:26 No.5987799

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:43:26 No.5987799

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5987791
no OP, you won't end with thread that quickly
play draw 4 card

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:43:43 No.5987800

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:43:43 No.5987800

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>>5987792
"Alright chumps. Here's your reward. Don't spend it all in one place"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:44:27 No.5987802

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:44:27 No.5987802

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5987800
spend it in one place
aka weapon shop

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
04/27/24(Sat)02:50:14 No.5987806

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 04/27/24(Sat)02:50:14 No.5987806

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5987800
Fuck you buddy, time to rob this joint

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:50:37 No.5987808

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:50:37 No.5987808

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>>5987802
Maybe this is why you keep failing to save up for a better wagon

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:52:05 No.5987809

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:52:05 No.5987809

>>5987808
well, we gotta outfit our new adventurer if we want him to survive

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:52:26 No.5987810

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:52:26 No.5987810

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5987808
naaaah, that can't be it
guild is at fault putting weapon shop just across it with flashy new deal about that giant two handed sword you always wanted with flame design

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: 5zGm5vCl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:53:31 No.5987811

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: 5zGm5vCl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:53:31 No.5987811

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5987808
Remember the Golden Rule of fantasyland: "Thou shalt be beset by sidequests"

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)02:55:43 No.5987812

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)02:55:43 No.5987812

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>>5987811
C'mon now anon. Are you suggesting that we're just gonna bump into a sidequest? Huh? Just like that?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)02:56:53 No.5987813

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)02:56:53 No.5987813

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5987812
Yes!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)02:57:03 No.5987814

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)02:57:03 No.5987814

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5987812
its... Lilly knight.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:02:00 No.5987815

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)03:02:00 No.5987815

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>>5987813
bump

"Ah shit, 'scuse me"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)03:03:01 No.5987817

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)03:03:01 No.5987817

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5987815
>>5987814

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:04:13 No.5987818

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:04:13 No.5987818

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5987815
it's a big question mark

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:04:57 No.5987819

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>>5987817

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)03:06:24 No.5987820

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)03:06:24 No.5987820

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5987819
I thought you liked cameos OP

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:06:42 No.5987821

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:06:42 No.5987821

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5987819
imagine having adventures without cameos
wouldn't that be refreshing?

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/27/24(Sat)03:08:57 No.5987823

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/27/24(Sat)03:08:57 No.5987823

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5987819
>>5987820
she isn't a cameo, she's a weird stalker

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:11:54 No.5987824

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>>5987820

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:13:02 No.5987826

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:13:02 No.5987826

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5987824
we need to enrich pool with new characters otherwise OP will get cranky

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/27/24(Sat)03:13:12 No.5987827

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/27/24(Sat)03:13:12 No.5987827

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5987824
>>5987823

Anonymous (ID: x+cpxFkk)
04/27/24(Sat)03:15:53 No.5987828

Anonymous (ID: x+cpxFkk) 04/27/24(Sat)03:15:53 No.5987828

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5987824
I know! Bring in the two idiots, that will surely make for some diversity

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:18:23 No.5987830

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>>5987828
>the two idiots
Which ones. THere has been several

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:19:21 No.5987831

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:19:21 No.5987831

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5987830
Horsefucker and Gar

Anonymous (ID: x+cpxFkk)
04/27/24(Sat)03:20:23 No.5987832

Anonymous (ID: x+cpxFkk) 04/27/24(Sat)03:20:23 No.5987832

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5987830
Mob Knight obviously

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:26:41 No.5987837

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>>5987831
Nice try, but Gar's dead. let it gooooo

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)03:27:49 No.5987838

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)03:27:49 No.5987838

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5987837
Let it be the Mob Knights then

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:28:05 No.5987839

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:28:05 No.5987839

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5987837
dang it
Can we have Gar long lost cousin Gar the Second then?

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
04/27/24(Sat)03:29:53 No.5987841

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 04/27/24(Sat)03:29:53 No.5987841

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5987837
Let check out what Night Knight is doing.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:34:49 No.5987842

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>>5987841
Right of course. The Night Knight. Your hated racing rival. After the race that changed your life, you spend every Friday stalking---I mean observing him from the shadows and stewing in your own rage and frustration. Wonder where he i---

"Wait. 'scuse me. You guys look like the adventuring type, yeah?"

Oh yeah, there's also this dude you just bumped into

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)03:37:37 No.5987843

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)03:37:37 No.5987843

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5987842
is that... GOBLIN RIDER???

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:39:16 No.5987844

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:39:16 No.5987844

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5987842
>>5987843
It's Goblin Rider RX!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:45:20 No.5987845

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>>5987844
OH SHIT....wait what's Gobbo Rider doing here?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:47:27 No.5987847

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:47:27 No.5987847

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5987845
nigga stole his bike
he needs it back

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)03:48:17 No.5987849

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)03:48:17 No.5987849

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5987845
>>5987847
That's right! It's our duty to help protags who've lost their rides!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/27/24(Sat)03:48:47 No.5987850

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/27/24(Sat)03:48:47 No.5987850

>>5987845
SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE GOBLIN CAVE

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/27/24(Sat)03:52:45 No.5987851

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/27/24(Sat)03:52:45 No.5987851

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5987845
>>5987850

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)03:54:44 No.5987852

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)03:54:44 No.5987852

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>>5987851
"I'm looking into the recent mass murder of a goblin cave. You guys know anything about that?"

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/27/24(Sat)03:56:39 No.5987854

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/27/24(Sat)03:56:39 No.5987854

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5987852
Uuuuh, she did it *points to Lily Knight*

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)03:56:46 No.5987855

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)03:56:46 No.5987855

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5987852
Banish with a smoke bomb and take the kid with you to the weapon shop!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)03:57:37 No.5987857

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)03:57:37 No.5987857

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5987852
yea, we did it per guild quest listing
what the issue?

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/27/24(Sat)03:58:19 No.5987859

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/27/24(Sat)03:58:19 No.5987859

>>5987852
>>5987857
KID NO

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)04:03:10 No.5987863

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)04:03:10 No.5987863

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>>5987857
>>5987859
"So you admit to doing it?"

"Well yeah! Quest said they were terrorizing the local villages. So we dealt with em!"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)04:04:02 No.5987865

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)04:04:02 No.5987865

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5987863
CAST SMOKE BOMB AND ABSCOND OUTTA THERE
>>5987855

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
04/27/24(Sat)04:04:20 No.5987867

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 04/27/24(Sat)04:04:20 No.5987867

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5987863
SCREAM GOBLIN INVADER AND POINT TO GOBLIN RIDER

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)04:06:31 No.5987869

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)04:06:31 No.5987869

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5987863
I'm sure goblin rider will understand

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)04:11:13 No.5987872

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)04:11:13 No.5987872

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5987865
SMOKE BOMB?!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)04:11:51 No.5987873

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)04:11:51 No.5987873

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5987872
ESCAPE!!!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)04:12:38 No.5987875

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)04:12:38 No.5987875

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5987872
it's a grenade

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)04:21:41 No.5987880

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)04:21:41 No.5987880

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>>5987873

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)04:22:21 No.5987881

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)04:22:21 No.5987881

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5987880
Let's get the Kid some KNIGHT OF FIRE themed armor and weapons

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)04:22:25 No.5987882

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)04:22:25 No.5987882

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5987880
so how sidequest is called?
"Do not pursue Goblin Rider DX"?

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)04:22:53 No.5987883

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)04:22:53 No.5987883

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5987880
Right, now lets go get Kid some actual gear. He needs some good swag.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)04:37:58 No.5987891

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)04:37:58 No.5987891

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>>5987881
Indeed! To the Equipment Shop!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)04:38:52 No.5987892

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)04:38:52 No.5987892

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5987891
before someone will add that wall you broke on your tab

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)04:39:14 No.5987893

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)04:39:14 No.5987893

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5987891
Lets go!!!

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)04:40:52 No.5987894

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)04:40:52 No.5987894

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5987892
>>5987891
The destruction of that wall was clearly an act of Goblin Terrorism.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)04:47:59 No.5987895

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>>5987894
YEAH TOTALLY! IT WAS THE GOBLINS!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)04:49:09 No.5987897

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)04:49:09 No.5987897

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5987895
that's racist

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)04:56:48 No.5987900

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)04:56:48 No.5987900

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>>5987897
What's it to ya? You a goblin? HUH? Anon?!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)05:00:12 No.5987901

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)05:00:12 No.5987901

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5987900
I wouldn't know, I'm voice in your head

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)05:09:29 No.5987905

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>>5987901
Firemane Fireborn goes on a weirdly racist tirade against goblins.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)05:12:39 No.5987907

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)05:12:39 No.5987907

>>5987905
I sure do hope she doesn't do it in front of shop which is run by Goblin Conglomerate Guild Incorporated which covers half of country and basically almost only source of weapons and armor for all adventure necessities

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)05:13:41 No.5987908

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)05:13:41 No.5987908

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5987905
>>5987907
fug

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)05:16:46 No.5987910

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)05:16:46 No.5987910

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>>5987908
Sure hope soooooo.

But uh, I gotta go. Some IRL stuff came up. BRead continues in like 5 hours.

Toodles

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)05:17:22 No.5987911

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)05:17:22 No.5987911

>>5987910
take care OP
get yourself a poak bun

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)10:45:33 No.5988031

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)10:45:33 No.5988031

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Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC)
04/27/24(Sat)10:48:54 No.5988034

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC) 04/27/24(Sat)10:48:54 No.5988034

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5988031
Holdon, what are the musquiteers doing here?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)10:52:43 No.5988037

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)10:52:43 No.5988037

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>>5988034
"Shopping for supplies, what else?"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)10:53:19 No.5988038

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)10:53:19 No.5988038

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5988031
Ma'am please no cooking in the weapons store

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)10:54:20 No.5988039

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)10:54:20 No.5988039

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5988037
Windowshopping?

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC)
04/27/24(Sat)10:54:26 No.5988040

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC) 04/27/24(Sat)10:54:26 No.5988040

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5988037
Tell female Musquiteer not to get near us, we might combust her magical gunpowder with our HAWT hair

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)10:56:32 No.5988042

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)10:56:32 No.5988042

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>>5988039
"Of course not....the window shop is further down the street over there"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)10:57:13 No.5988044

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)10:57:13 No.5988044

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5988042
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BEHIND YOU

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)10:57:45 No.5988045

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)10:57:45 No.5988045

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5988042
Walk away shaming him for such a pun.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)10:58:00 No.5988046

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)10:58:00 No.5988046

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5988042
oh cool, street performance

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC)
04/27/24(Sat)10:59:45 No.5988047

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC) 04/27/24(Sat)10:59:45 No.5988047

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5988042
THE TOPHAT SKELETON LAFFS

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)11:02:24 No.5988048

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)11:02:24 No.5988048

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>>5988045
"Hey c'mon. No need to get....heated"

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)11:03:12 No.5988049

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)11:03:12 No.5988049

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5988048
Time to give the kid some HOT equipment

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)11:04:24 No.5988050

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)11:04:24 No.5988050

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5988048
Sure, grandpa

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)11:09:37 No.5988053

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)11:09:37 No.5988053

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5988048
Storm in to the equpiment store! It's shopping time!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)11:17:18 No.5988058

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)11:17:18 No.5988058

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>>5988050

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)11:18:54 No.5988060

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)11:18:54 No.5988060

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5988058
grandma goes to take granpa back to his retirement home

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)11:20:05 No.5988061

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)11:20:05 No.5988061

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5988058
Is the old granpda the purveyor of the Equipment Shop?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)11:30:34 No.5988070

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>>5988061
Of course not. That was Musquiteer Grandpa.

Equipment Shop Grandpa is a completely different guy

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)11:31:14 No.5988071

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)11:31:14 No.5988071

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5988070
Lets go visit the Equipment Shop Grandpa

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)11:32:07 No.5988072

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)11:32:07 No.5988072

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5988070
Does equipment shop grandpa have hero-sized FIRE equipment? So we can turn the boy into our FIRE SQUIRE?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)11:32:12 No.5988073

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)11:32:12 No.5988073

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5988070
that's a lot of grandpas

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)11:37:37 No.5988076

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)11:37:37 No.5988076

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>>5988073
C'mon, that's like 2 grandpas. That's barely enough grandpas for a bingo night

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)11:38:32 No.5988077

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)11:38:32 No.5988077

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5988076
I am sure there are more out there

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)11:38:53 No.5988078

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)11:38:53 No.5988078

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5988076
what about Item Shop Grandpa?
He never invited to bingo nights anymore after last time he got drunk drinking health potions?

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC)
04/27/24(Sat)11:39:10 No.5988079

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC) 04/27/24(Sat)11:39:10 No.5988079

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5988076
check in with female musquiteer, who has a fun hairdo last I've seen of her

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)11:39:36 No.5988080

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)11:39:36 No.5988080

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5988076
Enough about grandpas. It's time for equipment.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)11:40:09 No.5988082

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)11:40:09 No.5988082

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5988076
I'm sure Equipment Shop Grandpa has a lot of stories to tell us as we peruse his wares.

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/27/24(Sat)11:51:42 No.5988087

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/27/24(Sat)11:51:42 No.5988087

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5988076
Alright let's check for a armor shop Kid seems to be a basic enough class we can get gear there

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)11:59:05 No.5988092

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>>5988079
Hmmmm

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)11:59:59 No.5988093

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)11:59:59 No.5988093

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5988092
Are you sure it is not spanish inquisition?

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)12:00:47 No.5988094

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)12:00:47 No.5988094

Rolled 218 (1d1000)

>>5988092
EQUIPMENT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:01:28 No.5988095

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:01:28 No.5988095

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5988092
A lot of musquiteers around these parts, huh?

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)12:01:48 No.5988096

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)12:01:48 No.5988096

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5988094
Oops, that's an extra 900.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:03:22 No.5988098

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:03:22 No.5988098

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>>5988094
Calm down there son.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:04:28 No.5988100

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:04:28 No.5988100

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5988098
Fine lets get to the equipment store, but also get ye olde donuts while on the way

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:09:42 No.5988104

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:09:42 No.5988104

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>>5988100
"Greetings, travelers. Have ye came to partake in my nuts of dough"

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC)
04/27/24(Sat)12:11:17 No.5988106

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC) 04/27/24(Sat)12:11:17 No.5988106

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5988104
tell me about your donuts, knight

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)12:11:17 No.5988107

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)12:11:17 No.5988107

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5988104
Do you have any bear claws?

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/27/24(Sat)12:11:40 No.5988108

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/27/24(Sat)12:11:40 No.5988108

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5988104
Let's see your pastry options doughnut merchant

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:12:27 No.5988109

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:12:27 No.5988109

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5988104
Two nuts of dough, Sir Doughnut Knight

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)12:15:38 No.5988112

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)12:15:38 No.5988112

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5988104
Hello donut seller, I am going shopping, and i need your strongest donuts.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:18:06 No.5988118

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:18:06 No.5988118

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>>5988109
"A wise choice, noble knight. But what kind do you prefer?"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)12:19:42 No.5988119

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)12:19:42 No.5988119

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5988118
just your regular donut
because of heat you produce all toppings kinda melt before you bite

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:19:46 No.5988120

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:19:46 No.5988120

>>5988118
I'll take the sprikle one, Boy, which one are you taking?

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC)
04/27/24(Sat)12:20:33 No.5988121

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC) 04/27/24(Sat)12:20:33 No.5988121

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988118
tell me about the black donut

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)12:22:29 No.5988122

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)12:22:29 No.5988122

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5988118
Chocolate one. Or void, whatever the black one is.
>>5988121
It's 100% black. Well, more like 75%

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:25:34 No.5988124

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:25:34 No.5988124

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>>5988121
"This sacred relic is a venerable donut, fried to perfection, covered in the thickest and most concentrated coating of chocolate this side of the kingdom. It is much too strong for any regular person to consume. Are you strong enough to defeat it, O Noble Knight?"

Anonymous (ID: N6dxyVKO)
04/27/24(Sat)12:26:22 No.5988126

Anonymous (ID: N6dxyVKO) 04/27/24(Sat)12:26:22 No.5988126

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5988124
Munch munch

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)12:26:37 No.5988128

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)12:26:37 No.5988128

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5988124
so you saying it I can have it for free if I do that?

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC)
04/27/24(Sat)12:26:43 No.5988129

Anonymous (ID: uzXZq4HC) 04/27/24(Sat)12:26:43 No.5988129

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5988124
tell me yet more information about this donut

Anonymous (ID: IrON7g5o)
04/27/24(Sat)12:29:22 No.5988133

Anonymous (ID: IrON7g5o) 04/27/24(Sat)12:29:22 No.5988133

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988124
The flames of our metabolism will burn these calories

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:29:37 No.5988134

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:29:37 No.5988134

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>>5988128
" 'course not, we run a bizness here, c'maan now"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)12:30:15 No.5988137

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)12:30:15 No.5988137

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5988134
Eh, we don't need it.
FINALLY GO TO THE EQUIPMENT SHOP

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)12:30:22 No.5988138

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)12:30:22 No.5988138

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5988134
then it isn't as strong as you say, false advertising.

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)12:33:26 No.5988141

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)12:33:26 No.5988141

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5988134
Donut seller, I am heading into shoping, and I need your strongest donut

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:34:11 No.5988142

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:34:11 No.5988142

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>>5988137
"Very well. This donut is much too strong for thee. I bid you farewell....But you'll be back....They always come back...."

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)12:35:09 No.5988143

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)12:35:09 No.5988143

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5988142
not this time, donut seller!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:36:12 No.5988145

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:36:12 No.5988145

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5988142
We will, we will...

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)12:37:30 No.5988148

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)12:37:30 No.5988148

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5988142
Not uh!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:40:04 No.5988150

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:40:04 No.5988150

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>>5988145

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)12:40:43 No.5988151

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)12:40:43 No.5988151

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5988150
man that donut shop is creepy

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)12:41:01 No.5988154

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)12:41:01 No.5988154

>>5988150
Foreboooooooood

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:41:35 No.5988156

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:41:35 No.5988156

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5988150
So I would like to purchase the Super Mega Blade of Annihilation MK 5000000, please

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)12:42:02 No.5988157

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)12:42:02 No.5988157

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5988154
>>5988150
Explode

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:45:44 No.5988160

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:45:44 No.5988160

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>>5988157

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)12:47:05 No.5988162

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)12:47:05 No.5988162

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5988160
Now developed non head exploding powers

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:47:21 No.5988163

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:47:21 No.5988163

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5988160
Alright, so what's our budget

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)12:47:23 No.5988164

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)12:47:23 No.5988164

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5988160
Equipment shop now!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:52:42 No.5988168

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:52:42 No.5988168

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>>5988163
Ah of course. Time to check our purse.

...Roll 2d100. First roll is pickings. Second roll is how many gold you have

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)12:53:30 No.5988169

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)12:53:30 No.5988169

Rolled 73, 73 = 146 (2d100)

>>5988168
That's whole a lot of nothing

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)12:53:40 No.5988170

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)12:53:40 No.5988170

Rolled 3, 36 = 39 (2d100)

>>5988168
He better not have been shafting us

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)12:59:24 No.5988176

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)12:59:24 No.5988176

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>>5988169
73 Gold. Could be worse. Considering that this is after they deducted a percentage so you can (gradually) pay off your debt

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)13:00:56 No.5988177

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)13:00:56 No.5988177

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5988176
Not bad. Let's get the kid some equipment now.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)13:02:44 No.5988182

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)13:02:44 No.5988182

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5988176
Pffft, idiots think I'm not just gonna bail town at first opportunity, lmao

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)13:11:56 No.5988191

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)13:11:56 No.5988191

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>>5988177
"Welcome welcome. What can I do for you today?"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)13:12:32 No.5988192

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)13:12:32 No.5988192

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5988191
I need a bigger sword

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/27/24(Sat)13:12:44 No.5988193

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/27/24(Sat)13:12:44 No.5988193

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5988191
armor for a, whatever class Kid is

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)13:12:52 No.5988194

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)13:12:52 No.5988194

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5988191
SUPER GIGA ANNIHILATION SWORD 90000000

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)13:13:12 No.5988195

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)13:13:12 No.5988195

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5988191
Give this kid armor just like mine!

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)13:18:39 No.5988198

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)13:18:39 No.5988198

>>5988195
>kid gets set on fire
also, is it even armor? it looks like a sleeveless jacket with pauldrons

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)13:25:21 No.5988210

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)13:25:21 No.5988210

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>>5988195
"Ah yes. So you want a face covering helmet and a jacket"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)13:26:07 No.5988211

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)13:26:07 No.5988211

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5988210
That's exactly it!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)13:26:08 No.5988212

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)13:26:08 No.5988212

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5988210
I dunno, BOY, your input?

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)13:33:58 No.5988218

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)13:33:58 No.5988218

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5988210
Yes and then LIGHT IT ON FIRE. He must become the FIRE SQUIRE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)13:35:41 No.5988219

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)13:35:41 No.5988219

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>>5988211
"What about you yourself, my boy? Which one do you prefer?"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)13:36:32 No.5988221

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)13:36:32 No.5988221

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5988219
roll a dice for it or is there a MYSTERY BOX option?

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)13:36:49 No.5988222

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)13:36:49 No.5988222

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5988219
I. Want what's in the mystery box

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)13:38:59 No.5988223

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)13:38:59 No.5988223

>>5988219
Can't he just get a hero(tm) fit? like a tunic and a metal ring around his head?

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)13:40:00 No.5988224

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)13:40:00 No.5988224

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5988223
>>5988219
fugg

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)13:44:02 No.5988230

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)13:44:02 No.5988230

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>>5988221
"There's no such thing as a mystery box"

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)13:45:07 No.5988231

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)13:45:07 No.5988231

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5988230
OK. Can he get something in green? With a funny hat?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)13:45:16 No.5988233

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)13:45:16 No.5988233

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5988230
what about questionable square?

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)13:45:20 No.5988235

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)13:45:20 No.5988235

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5988230
Hey, what's that behind you gramps?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)13:45:25 No.5988236

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)13:45:25 No.5988236

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5988230
Oh yeah? How ccome I am holding it right now? Huh? HUH ,HUHUHUHUH HUUUUUH!?

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)13:46:13 No.5988238

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)13:46:13 No.5988238

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5988230
Flame knight flash him the goods and we gets what is in the box

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)13:47:39 No.5988240

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)13:47:39 No.5988240

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>>5988236
"Holding what?"

EGADS! IT'S GONE!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)13:49:16 No.5988242

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)13:49:16 No.5988242

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5988240
It is localized in your pouch

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)13:54:02 No.5988246

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)13:54:02 No.5988246

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>>5988242
Looking into your pouch, you see..

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)13:55:57 No.5988248

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)13:55:57 No.5988248

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5988246
eat OP

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)13:56:21 No.5988249

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)13:56:21 No.5988249

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5988246
How long have you been there?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)13:56:55 No.5988250

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)13:56:55 No.5988250

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5988246
Firmly grasp it

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
04/27/24(Sat)13:57:02 No.5988251

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 04/27/24(Sat)13:57:02 No.5988251

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5988246
Oi, where the magical mystery box at OP?

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)13:58:06 No.5988253

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)13:58:06 No.5988253

>>5988251
perhaps the mystery box was OP we found along the way

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)13:58:50 No.5988254

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)13:58:50 No.5988254

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5988246
GIBE MYSTERY BOX

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)14:01:00 No.5988256

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)14:01:00 No.5988256

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>>5988248

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)14:02:05 No.5988257

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)14:02:05 No.5988257

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5988256
Give us the mystery box behind gramps!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)14:02:36 No.5988258

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)14:02:36 No.5988258

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5988256
get up you big faker

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)14:04:23 No.5988262

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)14:04:23 No.5988262

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5988256
use Item>phoenix feather
Get up, the suffering isn't over

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)14:14:35 No.5988272

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)14:14:35 No.5988272

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>>5988257
"Ah yes. The comically oversized armor"

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)14:15:41 No.5988274

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)14:15:41 No.5988274

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5988272
"Help me Miss Firemane I can't move"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)14:15:43 No.5988275

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)14:15:43 No.5988275

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5988272
I feel like Kid will lose all sense of direction if he gets it
and get some cats too

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)14:15:44 No.5988276

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)14:15:44 No.5988276

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5988272
Just give the boy a cool jacket and the open face helmet. Unless you got more, OP?

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k)
04/27/24(Sat)14:21:37 No.5988284

Anonymous (ID: GCwEQ18k) 04/27/24(Sat)14:21:37 No.5988284

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5988272
Help me big sis I'm stuck

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)14:35:54 No.5988296

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)14:35:54 No.5988296

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>>5988276
"Well, considering your budget...."

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)14:36:45 No.5988298

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)14:36:45 No.5988298

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5988296
TOP LEFT!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)14:36:58 No.5988299

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)14:36:58 No.5988299

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5988296
Bottom left
rock in
It's same helmet as fabled hero Gar

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)14:38:11 No.5988300

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)14:38:11 No.5988300

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5988296
We should get something that shows his face for marketability purposes, though. Top left.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)14:39:46 No.5988305

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)14:39:46 No.5988305

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5988296
Upper middle, OP ain't dodging away from not drawing faces

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)14:42:23 No.5988307

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)14:42:23 No.5988307

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5988296
Top left
Make him a fire fist hero

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
04/27/24(Sat)14:43:48 No.5988310

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 04/27/24(Sat)14:43:48 No.5988310

>>5988299
Heroes name should be bar
Or nar
Or par
Or tar

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/27/24(Sat)14:45:36 No.5988312

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/27/24(Sat)14:45:36 No.5988312

>>5988299
>>5988296

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)14:50:03 No.5988313

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)14:50:03 No.5988313

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>>5988299
>fabled hero
>gar
>implications
Also
>helmet not even a cross
>gar

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)14:51:04 No.5988314

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)14:51:04 No.5988314

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5988313
we ROLLIN FOR THE CLASSIC FIRE SQUIRE LOOK, TOP LEFT

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)14:51:42 No.5988315

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)14:51:42 No.5988315

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5988313
It's regional variant, image got twisted a bit after so many retellings

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)14:53:03 No.5988316

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)14:53:03 No.5988316

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5988313
The center one is pretty neat. What about that one?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)14:53:57 No.5988318

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)14:53:57 No.5988318

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>>5988316
The good ol' comfy longcoat look. Enjoyed by many a heroes

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)14:54:47 No.5988319

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)14:54:47 No.5988319

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5988318
I think Kid would enjoy this look very much. We should buy this.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)14:55:02 No.5988320

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)14:55:02 No.5988320

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988318
That's a good look.Though I want the unified look of TOP left

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)14:55:47 No.5988321

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)14:55:47 No.5988321

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5988320
you mean like a unified center and top left? sounds kewl.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)14:55:59 No.5988322

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)14:55:59 No.5988322

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5988318
fine, bottom right for all the murder goblin karma kid got
called Goblins and Ghosts

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)14:56:24 No.5988324

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)14:56:24 No.5988324

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>>5988320
Giving Kid the ol' Firemane makeover huh

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
04/27/24(Sat)14:57:24 No.5988326

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 04/27/24(Sat)14:57:24 No.5988326

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5988324
But comfy longcoat :<

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)14:57:26 No.5988327

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)14:57:26 No.5988327

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5988324
too modern
add some spikes on shoulders

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)14:57:41 No.5988329

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)14:57:41 No.5988329

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5988324
Naaah a bit to the right

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)14:58:06 No.5988330

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)14:58:06 No.5988330

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988324
You should give him those cool buffy pants. The ones that get longer at the shins.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)14:59:00 No.5988332

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)14:59:00 No.5988332

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5988324
>>5988327
Spikes could work

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)15:05:53 No.5988335

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)15:05:53 No.5988335

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>>5988327
"Those costs extra, by the way"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)15:06:47 No.5988336

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)15:06:47 No.5988336

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5988335
cheapstake

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)15:07:34 No.5988338

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)15:07:34 No.5988338

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5988335
Okay fine let's go

I was going to say to add the wide pants but the knight probably prefers to see the hero in shorts, pervert.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)15:10:50 No.5988341

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)15:10:50 No.5988341

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5988335
>>5988338
Alright, let's do it.
FINALLY LOCK IN

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
04/27/24(Sat)15:12:37 No.5988343

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 04/27/24(Sat)15:12:37 No.5988343

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5988335
You know what lets go with middle left instead

Anonymous (ID: 65ZG9vq6)
04/27/24(Sat)15:14:16 No.5988345

Anonymous (ID: 65ZG9vq6) 04/27/24(Sat)15:14:16 No.5988345

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5988335
BOTTOM MIDDLE

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/27/24(Sat)15:15:08 No.5988346

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/27/24(Sat)15:15:08 No.5988346

>>5988335
Damn, those are some tight shorts

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)15:15:10 No.5988347

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)15:15:10 No.5988347

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>>5988338
Shorts? Surely not! They're clearly pants tucked into his greaves. Surely our noble Firemane Fireborn won't make this boy walk around in shorts.

Right?

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)15:15:57 No.5988349

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)15:15:57 No.5988349

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5988347
Of course not.

~~Only when they're alone.~~

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
04/27/24(Sat)15:16:01 No.5988350

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 04/27/24(Sat)15:16:01 No.5988350

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5988347
This is nice
lock in, confirm

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)15:17:11 No.5988352

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)15:17:11 No.5988352

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>>5988349

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
04/27/24(Sat)15:17:48 No.5988353

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 04/27/24(Sat)15:17:48 No.5988353

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5988352
>>5988347
Looks good, let's head to the weapon shop now.
Thanks gramps!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)15:18:07 No.5988354

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)15:18:07 No.5988354

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5988352
I am not associated with that particular schizoid voice, FBI knight

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)15:18:11 No.5988355

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)15:18:11 No.5988355

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5988352
Excuse me, we didn't pick the 'child' option, so that means he's oficially legal.

Trust me, i'm a lawyer.

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/27/24(Sat)15:18:47 No.5988357

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/27/24(Sat)15:18:47 No.5988357

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5988347
It's summer, they fit better, they make you more comfortable, you become more menouverable, it's my culture, uumm uuuuhhh

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)15:19:53 No.5988358

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)15:19:53 No.5988358

>>5988355
>>5988357
Double rolls, the dice commands it.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)15:20:36 No.5988360

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)15:20:36 No.5988360

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>>5988355
I mean, could be a teenage or something. Who knows

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)15:22:03 No.5988361

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)15:22:03 No.5988361

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>>5988360
No. We didn't pick the child option, so that means he's legal. It's the LAW. it says right here.

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/27/24(Sat)15:22:41 No.5988362

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/27/24(Sat)15:22:41 No.5988362

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5988360
That makes it more legal not less, trust me shorts is the way to go for an aspiring adventurer

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)15:22:54 No.5988364

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)15:22:54 No.5988364

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>>5988361
Yeah well I got the REAL law right here

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg)
04/27/24(Sat)15:23:58 No.5988365

Anonymous (ID: 0EgtTZlg) 04/27/24(Sat)15:23:58 No.5988365

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5988364
Good thing none of us are Anon S, then. Now put those shorts on boeh.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)15:24:22 No.5988367

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)15:24:22 No.5988367

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5988364
I will have truck-kun strike your second foot, OP

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/27/24(Sat)15:27:58 No.5988369

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/27/24(Sat)15:27:58 No.5988369

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5988364
I'm anon y

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)15:43:50 No.5988383

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)15:43:50 No.5988383

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>>5988369
Uh huh uh huh.

Whatever the case. It's almost 3 AM and I gotta slep. See you all when bread continues. Whenever that is.

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/27/24(Sat)15:44:59 No.5988385

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/27/24(Sat)15:44:59 No.5988385

>>5988383
At some point in the future, probably
Get a better cicadian rhythm, OP

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
04/27/24(Sat)15:48:06 No.5988390

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 04/27/24(Sat)15:48:06 No.5988390

>>5988385
OP needs time to figure out how to shoe horn a mec battle into this fantasy quest please understand

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/27/24(Sat)15:49:21 No.5988391

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/27/24(Sat)15:49:21 No.5988391

>>5988390
Damn. Spoilers

Anonymous (ID: 9i7dsTLR)
04/29/24(Mon)04:41:39 No.5989920

Anonymous (ID: 9i7dsTLR) 04/29/24(Mon)04:41:39 No.5989920

>>5983454
>>5983462
HOLD ONE FUCKING SECOND!!! STOP THE THREAD! What the fuck is the secret 37th option? My eyes crave knowledge.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
04/29/24(Mon)06:40:14 No.5989959

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 04/29/24(Mon)06:40:14 No.5989959

>>5989920
OP, duh

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
04/29/24(Mon)06:40:49 No.5989960

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 04/29/24(Mon)06:40:49 No.5989960

>>5989920
There is no secret 37th option. OP merely miscounted.

Totally.

Do not think about it.

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
04/30/24(Tue)16:34:09 No.5990920

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 04/30/24(Tue)16:34:09 No.5990920

>>5989960
OOK OOK OOK

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/01/24(Wed)10:54:17 No.5991549

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/01/24(Wed)10:54:17 No.5991549

>>5990920
sshhhhhh

Anonymous (ID: bfUsu+f9)
05/02/24(Thu)10:19:39 No.5992237

Anonymous (ID: bfUsu+f9) 05/02/24(Thu)10:19:39 No.5992237

Has OP forsaken the bread?

Anonymous (ID: RA55SPFx)
05/02/24(Thu)10:22:18 No.5992240

Anonymous (ID: RA55SPFx) 05/02/24(Thu)10:22:18 No.5992240

>>5992237
clearly he's drawing a fully colored, physically printed, 32-page doujinshi of Firemane and Kid.

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
05/02/24(Thu)11:54:46 No.5992311

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 05/02/24(Thu)11:54:46 No.5992311

What symbol is on the back of our jacket I wonder

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/02/24(Thu)12:35:25 No.5992332

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/02/24(Thu)12:35:25 No.5992332

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>>5992311
It's the symbol of OP delaying bread for another day

much apologogies

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/02/24(Thu)12:37:03 No.5992333

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/02/24(Thu)12:37:03 No.5992333

>>5992332
shouldn't it be toast

Anonymous (ID: bfUsu+f9)
05/02/24(Thu)12:37:37 No.5992334

Anonymous (ID: bfUsu+f9) 05/02/24(Thu)12:37:37 No.5992334

>>5992333
>>5992332
Burnt toast.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/02/24(Thu)12:42:53 No.5992337

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/02/24(Thu)12:42:53 No.5992337

>>5992333
Just pretend the entire loaf is toasted but we're too cheap to update textures

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
05/02/24(Thu)12:47:46 No.5992341

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 05/02/24(Thu)12:47:46 No.5992341

>>5992334
>>5992333
>>5992332
Burn my bread

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/02/24(Thu)13:32:10 No.5992364

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/02/24(Thu)13:32:10 No.5992364

>>5992337
it's just behind DLC paywall

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/02/24(Thu)17:46:21 No.5992503

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/02/24(Thu)17:46:21 No.5992503

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do not worry guys I have a totally up to date op license I can continue this thread.

Okay so you reminisce about your time at yurigasuki high school when your heart was young and men did not exist

Anonymous (ID: RA55SPFx)
05/02/24(Thu)17:49:56 No.5992506

Anonymous (ID: RA55SPFx) 05/02/24(Thu)17:49:56 No.5992506

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5992503
Nuh uh, shut up dyke knight. Everybody knows Firechadettes don't go to school.

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o)
05/02/24(Thu)21:08:24 No.5992636

Anonymous (ID: wlI9l59o) 05/02/24(Thu)21:08:24 No.5992636

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5992503
Such days! Running out the door late for school, a loaf of bread in our mouth slowly toasting.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/02/24(Thu)23:49:35 No.5992759

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/02/24(Thu)23:49:35 No.5992759

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5992503
>and men did not exist
Lily hands typed this post

Anonymous (ID: GBxkAc8Y)
05/02/24(Thu)23:51:08 No.5992761

Anonymous (ID: GBxkAc8Y) 05/02/24(Thu)23:51:08 No.5992761

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5992503
Lies, Fireknight was the fiery woman every man wanted

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
05/03/24(Fri)00:27:37 No.5992778

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 05/03/24(Fri)00:27:37 No.5992778

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5992503
Get off the interwebs Lily! Besides Fireman is a hotblooded punk she'd be poppin wheelies instead of going to school like a geek

Anonymous (ID: So0Jz7e9)
05/03/24(Fri)03:48:10 No.5992861

Anonymous (ID: So0Jz7e9) 05/03/24(Fri)03:48:10 No.5992861

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5992503
This post smells like frog

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)06:39:13 No.5992917

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)06:39:13 No.5992917

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5992503
>men did not exist
Upon realizing this, she then went on a journey to find where all the good men, gods and streetwise hercules(es) have gone.

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/03/24(Fri)07:21:59 No.5992923

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/03/24(Fri)07:21:59 No.5992923

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>>5992761
but it says right there: no men

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)07:28:04 No.5992927

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)07:28:04 No.5992927

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5992923
The only "Yuri" that Firemane likes is her Uncle Yuri Firevtzky, who hooks her up with illegal aftermarket car parts from countries that no longer exist.

Anonymous (ID: MHSjqzuY)
05/03/24(Fri)07:48:54 No.5992932

Anonymous (ID: MHSjqzuY) 05/03/24(Fri)07:48:54 No.5992932

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5992923
Of course a "french" would be the one to like the concept of men not existing.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)07:53:35 No.5992934

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)07:53:35 No.5992934

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>>5992923

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)07:54:19 No.5992935

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)07:54:19 No.5992935

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5992934
burn it with fire

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)07:57:04 No.5992936

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)07:57:04 No.5992936

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5992934
BANISH that FOOL to GARY, INDIANA

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/03/24(Fri)08:00:33 No.5992937

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/03/24(Fri)08:00:33 No.5992937

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>>5992934

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:04:02 No.5992938

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)08:04:02 No.5992938

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>>5992937
>>5992935

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:10:02 No.5992939

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:10:02 No.5992939

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5992938
Oh shit CUT TO COMMERCIAL

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)08:11:01 No.5992941

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)08:11:01 No.5992941

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5992938

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:11:26 No.5992942

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:11:26 No.5992942

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5992938
do it

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:12:57 No.5992943

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)08:12:57 No.5992943

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>>5992939

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/03/24(Fri)08:13:18 No.5992945

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/03/24(Fri)08:13:18 No.5992945

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>>5992938
ONE DAY I'LL MAKE YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND TRUE AAaaaart

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:13:56 No.5992946

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:13:56 No.5992946

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5992943
I-is it gone?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:14:50 No.5992947

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:14:50 No.5992947

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5992943
run the toothpaste ad

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)08:15:03 No.5992948

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)08:15:03 No.5992948

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5992943
Where is Kid? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:16:23 No.5992949

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>>5992943
>>5992945
Well that sure was weird huh gang. Now let's get back to what's truly important: shitty quest ads

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:17:05 No.5992950

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:17:05 No.5992950

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5992949
damn reruns

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)08:17:29 No.5992951

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)08:17:29 No.5992951

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5992938
OP is a based gay annihilator. I will now donate to his Patreon.

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)08:18:08 No.5992953

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)08:18:08 No.5992953

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5992951
Yuriheathens OBLITERATED from existence

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:20:10 No.5992954

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:20:10 No.5992954

>>5992951
Holy shit he can probably get that liver transplant now

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:23:18 No.5992955

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)08:23:18 No.5992955

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COMING NEVER TO A THREAD NEAR YOU:

THE ADVENTURES OF COOL MCGUY AND RACECAR JOHNNY

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)08:24:27 No.5992956

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)08:24:27 No.5992956

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5992955
Install adblock and skip this

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)08:24:35 No.5992957

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)08:24:35 No.5992957

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5992955
:(

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:25:26 No.5992959

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:25:26 No.5992959

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5992955
Enable uBlock

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:26:18 No.5992960

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:26:18 No.5992960

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5992955
this sounds so much better

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:28:13 No.5992961

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>>5992959
BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT TO THE COMBINER MECHA COMMERCIAL YET NNNOOOOo---

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:29:08 No.5992962

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:29:08 No.5992962

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5992961
poor shin super robot pilot pv
never had the chance

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:29:59 No.5992963

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:29:59 No.5992963

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5992961
GITOUTTADISTHREAD! Now, back to uh...we were getting the kid outfitted I think?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:36:28 No.5992967

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>>5992962

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/03/24(Fri)08:37:26 No.5992969

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/03/24(Fri)08:37:26 No.5992969

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COMING SOON TO A QUEST NEAR YOU

THIS SUMMER

ACTION! MAGIC! YURI! DRAGONS!

DRAGON WITCH: THE ADVENTURE QUEST

DO NOT MISS IT!

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)08:37:30 No.5992970

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)08:37:30 No.5992970

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5992967
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming, i believe we were getting some equipment for our boy?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:37:50 No.5992972

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:37:50 No.5992972

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5992967
No, Super Robot Pilot F is other game

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)08:38:43 No.5992974

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)08:38:43 No.5992974

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5992969

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:39:16 No.5992975

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:39:16 No.5992975

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5992969
Oh hey I read that manga. 4/10.
>>5992967
How's the boy taking to his new duds?

Anonymous (ID: hG+gce9L)
05/03/24(Fri)08:39:47 No.5992976

Anonymous (ID: hG+gce9L) 05/03/24(Fri)08:39:47 No.5992976

>>5992974
wtf

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)08:40:28 No.5992977

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)08:40:28 No.5992977

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5992974
Yurifags literally can't catch a break. They are forever eternally BTFO.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:41:21 No.5992980

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>>5992975
Yeah he seems pretty aight

>>5992974
daymn

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)08:41:27 No.5992981

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)08:41:27 No.5992981

>>5992976
The dice wills it!

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)08:42:14 No.5992984

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)08:42:14 No.5992984

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5992980
How are you feeling in your new outfit, Kid?

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/03/24(Fri)08:42:49 No.5992985

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Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:44:23 No.5992988

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:44:23 No.5992988

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5992980
looking good

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:45:07 No.5992989

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>>5992984
"It's pretty comfy. And the stats are higher than my old one. Thanks Ms. Firemane"

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:45:18 No.5992990

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:45:18 No.5992990

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5992980
I knew those spikes were a good idea. We'll take it Shopkeep!

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)08:46:08 No.5992993

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)08:46:08 No.5992993

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5992989
Very good, now we can take on more difficult quests.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:46:27 No.5992994

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:46:27 No.5992994

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5992989
Surely these are decent all around clothes and not designed for a specific build you're not specced for.
Surely.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:46:29 No.5992995

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:46:29 No.5992995

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5992989
Just don't tilt your head too much

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:49:58 No.5993003

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>>5992995
"Got it"

Now. For the most terrible part of this process.

Paying.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:50:35 No.5993005

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:50:35 No.5993005

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5993003
put it on the tab

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)08:50:56 No.5993006

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)08:50:56 No.5993006

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5993003
Don't think too hard about it, Firemane. It's just... a little... cash... It won't hurt... too much!!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)08:54:45 No.5993008

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>>5993005
"You don't even have one"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)08:59:05 No.5993012

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)08:59:05 No.5993012

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5993008
create tab

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)08:59:42 No.5993014

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)08:59:42 No.5993014

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5993008
Ah, hold on. These clothes are slightly burnt around the edges! I want a discount!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:04:00 No.5993017

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>>5993012
[CHECK FAIL: Your relationship with Shop Grandpa is not high enough]

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)09:04:51 No.5993018

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)09:04:51 No.5993018

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5993017
Pay cash then.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)09:05:44 No.5993020

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)09:05:44 No.5993020

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5993017
pull his beard

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:08:14 No.5993023

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)09:08:14 No.5993023

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Rolled 38 (1d70)

>>5993018
"Hmmm, yes yes. Your total is about...."

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:09:48 No.5993024

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>>5993023
"...38 gold"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)09:12:07 No.5993025

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)09:12:07 No.5993025

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5993024
pay in installments

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)09:17:06 No.5993028

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)09:17:06 No.5993028

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5993024
Pay upfront to increase standing with Item Shop Grandpa.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:24:48 No.5993031

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>>5993025
Very cheap installments of 30 gold per pay

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)09:26:06 No.5993032

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)09:26:06 No.5993032

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5993031
waaaait a minute
fuck it, pay with cash

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:32:40 No.5993040

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)09:32:40 No.5993040

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>>5993032
"Glad doing business withcha. Is that all? or would you like to make...additional purchases?"

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)09:33:31 No.5993041

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)09:33:31 No.5993041

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5993040
Abandon the shop at speed in a very dramatic way!

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:35:21 No.5993042

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:35:21 No.5993042

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5993040
Flash her the cash
Cut to bed scene
"Fo-for the quest!" Plap plap plap

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:37:59 No.5993043

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>>5993041

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:39:15 No.5993044

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:39:15 No.5993044

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5993043
Hero asks where do skeleton babies come from

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:41:38 No.5993047

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)09:41:38 No.5993047

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>>5993044
Skeleton babies? But there aint no skellies in this quest!

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:43:44 No.5993051

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:43:44 No.5993051

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5993047
You know damn well that is a lie!

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)09:46:49 No.5993052

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)09:46:49 No.5993052

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5993047
The Hero actually said that the next quest from the Adventurer's Guild involved fighting Skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:48:20 No.5993053

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:48:20 No.5993053

>>5993052
Yeah but then asked where do skeleton babies come from.
Hero is very innocent and curious boy.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:48:33 No.5993054

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>>5993052
Oh okay, that makes more sense. Probably that means clearing out a crypt or something.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/03/24(Fri)09:49:39 No.5993057

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/03/24(Fri)09:49:39 No.5993057

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5993054
Kid seems very excited for this quest.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:50:09 No.5993058

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:50:09 No.5993058

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5993054
Nah, they just wander around stealing milk from farmers to make themselves stronger for reasons unknown, we are to raid their camp/illegal dairy operation

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)09:51:58 No.5993059

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)09:51:58 No.5993059

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5993054
crypt is all time classic

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:53:06 No.5993060

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:53:06 No.5993060

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5993054
Crypt made of Corn

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)09:53:39 No.5993061

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>>5993057
"Yeah I am! Back at the village my friends said all real adventurers would have to clear out a crypt eventually! This means I'm one step closer to being a real hero!"

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)09:54:37 No.5993063

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)09:54:37 No.5993063

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5993061
yea
I ain't feeling it
bones are fire resistant, get some holy weapons

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:54:59 No.5993064

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:54:59 No.5993064

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5993061
Flame knight blush

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)09:55:49 No.5993065

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)09:55:49 No.5993065

>>5993061
Who knows, maybe we'll visit your grand-grand-dad

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:08:33 No.5993069

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>>5993063
"Need holy weapons? Come on down to the local temple, my child. And the Almighty will sort you out"

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:09:52 No.5993070

Anonymous (ID: ZnC7kEg2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:09:52 No.5993070

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5993069
Hero wants holy nunchucks

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)10:10:21 No.5993071

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)10:10:21 No.5993071

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5993069
I start feeling pattern in NPCs

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:12:06 No.5993073

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:12:06 No.5993073

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5993069
Sure, here, bless my burning sword and Boys... sword

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/03/24(Fri)10:14:31 No.5993075

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/03/24(Fri)10:14:31 No.5993075

>>5993073
Fire is kind of a holy element, right? We gotta have an advantage on this

I'd be weird if something different was holy. Not "burn in holy flame" but like "drown in holy water" or something.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:15:37 No.5993078

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:15:37 No.5993078

>>5993075
Drowning in holy water is what baptism is about, no?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:17:19 No.5993081

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/03/24(Fri)10:17:19 No.5993081

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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5993073
"Of course. My child. God will grant his divine blessing unto your weapons so they may become instruments of his will......only for [OP's ROLL] gold"

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/03/24(Fri)10:18:44 No.5993083

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/03/24(Fri)10:18:44 No.5993083

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5993081
Can we double the cost by blessing armor as well?

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/03/24(Fri)10:18:49 No.5993084

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/03/24(Fri)10:18:49 No.5993084

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5993078
Shit, right.
Uhhh. What's never holy? Earth?
>>5993081
Sick, glowing weapons for just 4 gold

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:18:54 No.5993085

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:18:54 No.5993085

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5993081
Shit that's twice as much as I found on that goblin corpse...errrrm....errrrrm....sure, here

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:19:48 No.5993088

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>>5993083
"Yes"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:20:07 No.5993089

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:20:07 No.5993089

>>5993084
>Earth?
I mean there is holy land and temples are built on land and considered to be holy too
Maybe air? Never hear about breathing holy air, do you?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)10:20:19 No.5993090

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)10:20:19 No.5993090

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5993088
holy fire sounds nice

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:24:22 No.5993093

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>>5993090
"Indeed. And with the added protective blessing for your armors, you are sure to be protected if you decided to stand against anything unholy"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:24:57 No.5993094

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:24:57 No.5993094

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5993093
Alright, sold

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/03/24(Fri)10:25:32 No.5993095

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/03/24(Fri)10:25:32 No.5993095

>>5988076
So this is 3 grandpas now. How many do they need for a bingo night?

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG)
05/03/24(Fri)10:36:12 No.5993105

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG) 05/03/24(Fri)10:36:12 No.5993105

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5993093
And nunchucks

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:37:58 No.5993106

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>>5993094

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG)
05/03/24(Fri)10:39:59 No.5993107

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG) 05/03/24(Fri)10:39:59 No.5993107

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5993106
Now to the crypt
Maybe we will pick up a colorful cast of party members along the way.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)10:40:26 No.5993108

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)10:40:26 No.5993108

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5993106
save the game while you are at it

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/03/24(Fri)10:41:25 No.5993109

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/03/24(Fri)10:41:25 No.5993109

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5993106
>>5993107
ignore the pigtailed bush following you

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:44:41 No.5993114

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:44:41 No.5993114

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5993106
Hold on now, we are only two, a proper party should have four! We need a healer and a thief!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:44:48 No.5993115

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>>5993109

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/03/24(Fri)10:45:36 No.5993116

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/03/24(Fri)10:45:36 No.5993116

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5993115
TRUST THE ANON

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)10:45:54 No.5993117

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)10:45:54 No.5993117

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5993115
put it on fire

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG)
05/03/24(Fri)10:46:02 No.5993118

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG) 05/03/24(Fri)10:46:02 No.5993118

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5993115
Op, he means a bush wizard. She's just a young bush who became a wizard in training.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:46:21 No.5993119

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:46:21 No.5993119

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5993115
Oh, Lily, you happen to know any healers or thieves, our party is a bit small

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:49:20 No.5993122

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>>5993118
Is it now?

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG)
05/03/24(Fri)10:51:45 No.5993123

Anonymous (ID: b7VDlqEG) 05/03/24(Fri)10:51:45 No.5993123

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5993122
On the way they run into a Fist of God knight.
He can help cuz he is already holy with the fist.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)10:52:07 No.5993124

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)10:52:07 No.5993124

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5993122
fire works wonders on bushes

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/03/24(Fri)10:54:48 No.5993125

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In any case. I uh, gotta go. Bread will continue later. Probably like 12+ hours

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)10:55:46 No.5993126

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)10:55:46 No.5993126

>>5993125
OP is fucking dead!

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/03/24(Fri)10:57:39 No.5993127

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/03/24(Fri)10:57:39 No.5993127

>>5993125
toasty
~~take care OP~~

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/03/24(Fri)11:41:17 No.5993152

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/03/24(Fri)11:41:17 No.5993152

OP's dead, back to the scheduled yuri!
...is what someone could have said if they didn't get brained by a chimp

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
05/03/24(Fri)12:36:10 No.5993189

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 05/03/24(Fri)12:36:10 No.5993189

>>5992980
>>5992989
Is he wearing his fackin shorts or not ?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/03/24(Fri)13:08:56 No.5993216

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/03/24(Fri)13:08:56 No.5993216

>>5993152
If you can type and solve captcha you can write yuri fanfics, OPee, being brained by a chimp is no excuse for laziness

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)13:15:02 No.5993218

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)13:15:02 No.5993218

I wish yurifags would stop trying to force it in every single quest with a female protagonist

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/03/24(Fri)13:48:45 No.5993235

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/03/24(Fri)13:48:45 No.5993235

>>5993216
I gotta respect the dice, I got ethics. unlike OP
>>5993218
brother I've been doing this before /u/ even existed yaint stopping me

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)13:57:03 No.5993241

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)13:57:03 No.5993241

>>5993235
You know the joke gets a lot less funny when you repeat it for the hundredth time in the thread

Anonymous (ID: buhL2Qbd)
05/03/24(Fri)16:48:33 No.5993369

Anonymous (ID: buhL2Qbd) 05/03/24(Fri)16:48:33 No.5993369

>>5993218
you'd rather fuck a dude?

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx)
05/03/24(Fri)16:56:35 No.5993373

Anonymous (ID: jJzFnrxx) 05/03/24(Fri)16:56:35 No.5993373

>>5993369
...huh?

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/03/24(Fri)17:32:00 No.5993398

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/03/24(Fri)17:32:00 No.5993398

>>5993369
Yes.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)17:33:24 No.5993399

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)17:33:24 No.5993399

>>5993152
Well now it's just Ghost Yuri

Anonymous (ID: W4czkLgR)
05/03/24(Fri)17:40:20 No.5993403

Anonymous (ID: W4czkLgR) 05/03/24(Fri)17:40:20 No.5993403

>>5993398
wow.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/03/24(Fri)17:42:51 No.5993405

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/03/24(Fri)17:42:51 No.5993405

>>5993403
It is what it is, yuri is out of season

Anonymous (ID: 4qG5H1RL)
05/03/24(Fri)21:20:11 No.5993529

Anonymous (ID: 4qG5H1RL) 05/03/24(Fri)21:20:11 No.5993529

>>5993235
How long has it been since you actually ran a quest opee? I just remember the /v/ threads and that's it.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)21:25:30 No.5993533

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)21:25:30 No.5993533

>>5993529
He's been running somewhat regularly for as long as I've been aware of him, which is going on 5-ish years now.

Anonymous (ID: 4qG5H1RL)
05/03/24(Fri)21:40:58 No.5993554

Anonymous (ID: 4qG5H1RL) 05/03/24(Fri)21:40:58 No.5993554

>>5993533
I meant what the actual last quest that was ran. Thinking about it I remember that one multiplayer island civ quest but that feels like it was over 3 years ago.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/03/24(Fri)22:15:12 No.5993589

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/03/24(Fri)22:15:12 No.5993589

>>5993554
Something with skeletons I'm sure

Anonymous (ID: 4qG5H1RL)
05/03/24(Fri)22:48:27 No.5993615

Anonymous (ID: 4qG5H1RL) 05/03/24(Fri)22:48:27 No.5993615

>>5993589
Oh no I'm not talk about OP the vietnamese guy I'm talking about Opee the french lesbian. And I'm pretty sure they've both been at this for like 10 years if not more.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)03:15:56 No.5993718

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>>5993235
>I got ethics. unlike OP

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)03:31:45 No.5993723

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)03:31:45 No.5993723

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5993718
don't worry OP, it's just jealousy talking

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)03:50:12 No.5993732

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>>5993723

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)03:53:53 No.5993737

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)03:53:53 No.5993737

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5993732
now take all my money and punch self in the face

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:06:46 No.5993743

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:06:46 No.5993743

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5993732
Alright let's get this show on the road. The kid can drive, spending so much money got me stressed.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:09:25 No.5993745

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:09:25 No.5993745

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5993732
Its okay OP, we still love you, just look how high my love roll is

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)04:15:45 No.5993749

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>>5993737
>>5993743
>>5993745

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:18:34 No.5993750

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:18:34 No.5993750

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5993749
Alright kid just remember to keep an eye out for speedtraps. Cops love to hide behind conveniently placed trees.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)04:19:02 No.5993751

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)04:19:02 No.5993751

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5993749
does kid has wagon driving license tho?

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:21:31 No.5993752

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:21:31 No.5993752

>>5993751
A license? To drive?
What is this, North Korea?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)04:28:50 No.5993755

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>>5993750
Surely not

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:30:08 No.5993756

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:30:08 No.5993756

>>5993755
Keep it slow and put your seatbelt on kid. I smell bacon.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)04:34:34 No.5993758

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>>5993756

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:37:40 No.5993760

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:37:40 No.5993760

>>5993758
He...he doesn't have a wagon behind there. Does he?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:39:45 No.5993762

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:39:45 No.5993762

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5993758
Flash the kids learning license at no on in particular

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:40:31 No.5993764

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:40:31 No.5993764

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5993762
>>5993758
Actually just burn STUDENT DRIVER onto the side of the wagon real quick.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)04:41:58 No.5993766

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5993764
CAN YOU?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)04:42:17 No.5993767

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)04:42:17 No.5993767

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5993766
ez

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:42:21 No.5993768

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:42:21 No.5993768

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5993766
WATCH ME PIG

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:42:36 No.5993769

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:42:36 No.5993769

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5993766
Not getting the ticket this time!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)04:50:02 No.5993771

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>>5993768

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:50:47 No.5993773

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:50:47 No.5993773

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5993771
Once the coast is clear, floor it

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:51:28 No.5993774

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:51:28 No.5993774

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5993771
Alright kid, when we pass that other totally-not-suspicious terrain feature, GUN IT.

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)04:51:49 No.5993775

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)04:51:49 No.5993775

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5993771
You know tho, police themed knights are kinda nice

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:53:08 No.5993778

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:53:08 No.5993778

>>5993775
After they meet their quotas, sure.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)04:57:24 No.5993782

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>>5993774

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)04:58:24 No.5993783

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)04:58:24 No.5993783

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5993782
gun what
it's fantasy setting
guns are not invented
~~yet~~

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:59:07 No.5993784

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:59:07 No.5993784

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5993782
Steady, steady, once were away from any bushes then floor it

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)04:59:26 No.5993785

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)04:59:26 No.5993785

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5993782
Wait, need some tunes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
Alright kid, pedal to metal.
>>5993783
Ye olde handgonnes are probably a thing though.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)05:02:57 No.5993786

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>>5993785

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)05:03:49 No.5993787

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)05:03:49 No.5993787

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5993786
some passerby wagon racer spotted!

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)05:05:40 No.5993788

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)05:05:40 No.5993788

>>5993786
Alright kid, now what you're gonna wanna do is keep in the lane opposite of the turn until-are those fucking sirens I hear?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)05:05:55 No.5993789

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)05:05:55 No.5993789

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5993786
>>5993787
ITS THE NIGHT KNIGHT

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)05:08:17 No.5993791

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)05:08:17 No.5993791

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5993789
>>5993786
NIGHT KNIGHT? THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)05:10:59 No.5993793

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>>5993791
NIGHT KNIGHT?! NO! IT CAN'T BE! HE DOESN'T RACE AT THIS TIME! NOT ACCORDING TO YOUR STALKIN---i mean, RESEARCH

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)05:12:09 No.5993795

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)05:12:09 No.5993795

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5993793
BUT THIS LUST FOR BACKWOODS RACING? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)05:13:57 No.5993799

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)05:13:57 No.5993799

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5993793
It's a tofu driver knight
he sells cheese

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)05:15:29 No.5993800

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)05:15:29 No.5993800

>>5993799
Oh fuck.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)05:27:39 No.5993804

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>>5993799
WAIT! YOU REMEMBER HIM! HE'S YOUR RIVAL IN FOOD DELIVERY WHEN YOU WERE TAKING ON THOSE JOBS DUE TO YOUR DEBT!

Looks like he's in the middle of another delivery

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/04/24(Sat)05:28:46 No.5993806

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/04/24(Sat)05:28:46 No.5993806

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5993804
OY! YOU DELIVERING TO A CRYPT BY CHANCE?

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)05:30:52 No.5993808

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)05:30:52 No.5993808

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5993804
Oi!
You stink!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)05:34:25 No.5993810

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)05:34:25 No.5993810

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5993804
Hey nerd!
Flash an L sign

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)05:44:52 No.5993817

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>>5993810
As you flash him a giant flaming L....OP gotta go somewheres. back in like, 4 hours? Maybe

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4)
05/04/24(Sat)05:50:27 No.5993821

Anonymous (ID: hL8645N4) 05/04/24(Sat)05:50:27 No.5993821

>>5993817
take care OP
get yourself some treats

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/04/24(Sat)05:51:48 No.5993822

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>>5993529

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)07:02:12 No.5993853

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)07:02:12 No.5993853

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5993822
Two more years and we'll have a 10 year anniversary, baby!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)09:22:13 No.5993914

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>>5993853

Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/04/24(Sat)09:44:40 No.5993924

Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/04/24(Sat)09:44:40 No.5993924

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>>5993914
>>5993853
nuh-huh I'm cool and young and hip and my last thread was right now

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)09:47:24 No.5993927

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>>5993924
Ummmm sorry sweaty. No shilling allowed

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)09:47:54 No.5993929

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)09:47:54 No.5993929

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5993924
>>5993927
OK but that is irrelevant to our current crypt clearing adventure.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)09:51:49 No.5993934

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)09:51:49 No.5993934

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>>5993929
Yeah, what was that all about. How weird

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)09:54:09 No.5993939

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)09:54:09 No.5993939

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5993934
Pull up to the crypt in style. Impress those skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)09:54:39 No.5993941

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)09:54:39 No.5993941

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5993934
BOY, in the crypt, our party is a bit too small, no? I mean do you know how to look out for traps? I don't

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)09:58:50 No.5993947

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)09:58:50 No.5993947

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>>5993939
"Righ!....Uhmmmm....what does that entail, exactly?"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)10:00:26 No.5993948

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)10:00:26 No.5993948

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5993947
Drift

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)10:06:46 No.5993957

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)10:06:46 No.5993957

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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5993948
"Okay....boy hope I get this right"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)10:09:50 No.5993960

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)10:09:50 No.5993960

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5993957
Floor it

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)10:14:01 No.5993967

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)10:14:01 No.5993967

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>>5993960

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)10:16:20 No.5993971

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)10:16:20 No.5993971

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5993967
Polite skeleton clapping.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)10:17:38 No.5993973

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)10:17:38 No.5993973

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5993967
Give the boy thumbs up

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
05/04/24(Sat)10:18:05 No.5993975

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 05/04/24(Sat)10:18:05 No.5993975

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5993967
Throw firebomb real quickly

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/04/24(Sat)10:18:06 No.5993976

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/04/24(Sat)10:18:06 No.5993976

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5993967
NANI?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)10:22:09 No.5993979

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)10:22:09 No.5993979

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>>5993973
Morale + 10

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)10:28:46 No.5993985

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)10:28:46 No.5993985

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5993979
OK I pull up

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
05/04/24(Sat)10:29:16 No.5993986

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 05/04/24(Sat)10:29:16 No.5993986

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5993979
>>5993975

Sunist Nudist (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)10:35:52 No.5993991

Sunist Nudist (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)10:35:52 No.5993991

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>>5993985

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)10:37:05 No.5993992

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)10:37:05 No.5993992

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5993991
*Bang*

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)10:44:15 No.5994006

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)10:44:15 No.5994006

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5993992

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
05/04/24(Sat)10:45:30 No.5994009

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 05/04/24(Sat)10:45:30 No.5994009

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5994006
Pew Pew*

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)10:45:47 No.5994011

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)10:45:47 No.5994011

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5994006
Hey there. You guys look absolutely cooked. Melted all your flesh off. I can respect that.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)10:52:34 No.5994016

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)10:52:34 No.5994016

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>>5994011
"Wow. Thanks I----"

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/04/24(Sat)10:53:37 No.5994018

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/04/24(Sat)10:53:37 No.5994018

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5994009
grab his skull

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)10:56:45 No.5994020

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)10:56:45 No.5994020

>>5994016
Man, One day our "nuke first, ask questions back at the guild" strategy is gonna backfire on us won't it?

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)10:58:12 No.5994022

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)10:58:12 No.5994022

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5994016
>>5994020
Nah, murder is based. It will literally never backfire.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)11:14:32 No.5994033

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)11:14:32 No.5994033

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>>5994022
Haha. Backfire. Cuz you're a fire knight. Hah

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)11:19:44 No.5994034

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)11:19:44 No.5994034

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5994033
heh, anyways onwards

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)11:21:19 No.5994035

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)11:21:19 No.5994035

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>>5994034
"YOU EXPLODED FRED! DIE!"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)11:21:50 No.5994036

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)11:21:50 No.5994036

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5994035
Boy, show me your swordsmanship

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/04/24(Sat)11:22:20 No.5994038

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/04/24(Sat)11:22:20 No.5994038

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5994035
who's freddie?

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)11:22:29 No.5994039

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)11:22:29 No.5994039

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5994035
So sad Fred died to Ligma

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)11:31:49 No.5994046

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)11:31:49 No.5994046

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>>5994039
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT ISSSSSS"

"WATCHOUT MISS FIREMANE!"

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)11:36:28 No.5994051

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)11:36:28 No.5994051

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5994046
Damn, that Holy Damage coming in handy. Look at Kid go.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)11:43:16 No.5994058

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)11:43:16 No.5994058

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>>5994051
"DAMNI---"

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)11:47:14 No.5994063

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)11:47:14 No.5994063

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5994058
Give the kid a congratulatory pat on the head.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)11:58:59 No.5994076

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)11:58:59 No.5994076

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>>5994063

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)12:00:13 No.5994078

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)12:00:13 No.5994078

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5994076
Now chuck him in to the crypt, he has to learn how to fight multiple opponents at once.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)12:00:21 No.5994079

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)12:00:21 No.5994079

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5994076
Alright. Who was buried here anyway? Before they all voke up

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)12:06:55 No.5994083

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)12:06:55 No.5994083

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>>5994079
Ah yes. Of course. Whoever's buried here must be the cause of the skeletons waking up. And it is....

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
05/04/24(Sat)12:09:29 No.5994084

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 05/04/24(Sat)12:09:29 No.5994084

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5994083
Tim? It can’t be!

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)12:10:03 No.5994085

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)12:10:03 No.5994085

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5994083
Necromundus sounds like he drops sick loot

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)12:11:06 No.5994086

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)12:11:06 No.5994086

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5994083
Zanzibart the Betrayed

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)12:18:52 No.5994096

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)12:18:52 No.5994096

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>>5994086
Ah yes. Zanzibart. During his life he was known by many names. Zanzibart the warlord. Zanzibart the Conqueror. Zanzibart the Cruel. Zanzibart the Punctual. Zanzibart the Lactose Intolerant.

That was until he was betrayed by his own men during a particularly harrowing campaign.

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/04/24(Sat)12:20:44 No.5994097

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/04/24(Sat)12:20:44 No.5994097

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5994096
They were unhappy with him banning dairy products

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)12:20:45 No.5994098

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)12:20:45 No.5994098

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5994096
Now let's fight some weird overpowered run-down ghoul version of him while a while there's a whole orchestra in the background and for some reason firemane is glowing orange.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)12:26:41 No.5994103

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)12:26:41 No.5994103

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5994098
>>5994096
What the hell you can't just go from Schmucks guarding the door straight to the boss fight! You need some build up.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)12:29:55 No.5994108

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)12:29:55 No.5994108

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>>5994103
That's right! Bet that anon is the type of guy who runs past all the enemies in the dungeon and just skips to the boss! What a jerk!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/04/24(Sat)12:31:14 No.5994113

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/04/24(Sat)12:31:14 No.5994113

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5994108
YEAH, SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE SKELETONS CAREFULLY GUARDING THE ROUTE TO THEIR ASSHOLE OF A BOSS WHO ARE JUST GOING TO BE FODDER

dice+1d100 (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)12:32:13 No.5994116

dice+1d100 (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)12:32:13 No.5994116

>>5994108
You're never gonna get the Zanzibart% speedrun world record with that mindset.

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)12:33:14 No.5994118

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)12:33:14 No.5994118

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5994116

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)12:34:07 No.5994120

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)12:34:07 No.5994120

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>>5994113
"THAT'S RIGHT! WE FODDER HAS FEELINGS TOO! WE SPENT ALL THIS EFFORT SETTING UP THIS ROUTE! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ENGAGE WITH IT!"

"wait what do you guys mean by fodder"

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)12:35:40 No.5994126

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)12:35:40 No.5994126

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5994120
>Juke the fodder
>Ignore the collectable notes with lore
>don't look at enviromental storytelling
>Cheese the boss with fire DOT
LFG

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)12:35:46 No.5994127

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)12:35:46 No.5994127

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5994120
You know, cannon fodder, for us to roll a dice or two to kill before the boss, like this, catch

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)12:45:10 No.5994135

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)12:45:10 No.5994135

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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5994126
"AYYO WHAT THE FUCK. COME BACK HERE"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)12:46:32 No.5994136

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)12:46:32 No.5994136

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5994135
I TOLD YOU, ANON, I TOLD YOU WE NEED TO GRIND, SPEEDRUNNING IS FOR CHUMPS

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
05/04/24(Sat)12:46:48 No.5994137

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 05/04/24(Sat)12:46:48 No.5994137

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5994135
Spook

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)12:52:11 No.5994145

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)12:52:11 No.5994145

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5994135
Quick, set the ground behind us on fire!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)12:59:09 No.5994148

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)12:59:09 No.5994148

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>>5994137
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)13:01:46 No.5994149

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)13:01:46 No.5994149

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5994148
Oh shit, she crashes right through a wall and accidentally into the obligatory secret room.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)13:02:03 No.5994150

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)13:02:03 No.5994150

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5994148
Alright, no two ways around it, Boy, prepare for combat FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)13:12:41 No.5994155

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)13:12:41 No.5994155

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>>5994149
Perhaps. BUT NO TIME TO LOOK INTO THAT NOW! THE SKELETONS ARE COMING IN!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/04/24(Sat)13:14:23 No.5994156

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/04/24(Sat)13:14:23 No.5994156

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5994155
It's the secret milk room, the one that the lactose-intolerant king hid from all his minions

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)13:15:57 No.5994157

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)13:15:57 No.5994157

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5994155
It's time to teach the kid the ways of the fireknight

CAST FIREBALL

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)13:20:43 No.5994162

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)13:20:43 No.5994162

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5994155
Get in melee with Kid! Show him how it's done.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)13:24:22 No.5994164

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)13:24:22 No.5994164

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5994157
FIYAH BALL?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)13:25:37 No.5994167

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)13:25:37 No.5994167

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5994164
FIREBALL BOY, FIREBALL, OBSERVE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)13:32:43 No.5994170

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)13:32:43 No.5994170

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>>5994167

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)13:35:19 No.5994174

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)13:35:19 No.5994174

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5994170
Well, what did we just learn, Ezekiel?

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
05/04/24(Sat)13:38:14 No.5994177

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 05/04/24(Sat)13:38:14 No.5994177

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5994170
The skeletons that are immune to fire survived, now they are going to start multiplying!!!!

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)13:40:12 No.5994178

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)13:40:12 No.5994178

>>5994170
Good thing this crypt is cleared for massive explosions by ye olde osha, right?

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)13:41:15 No.5994180

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)13:41:15 No.5994180

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5994178

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)13:46:14 No.5994184

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)13:46:14 No.5994184

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>>5994177
OH NO! YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY CREATED SOME FIRE SKELETONS!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)13:47:57 No.5994187

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)13:47:57 No.5994187

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5994184
STAB SLASH SMASH(with a brick)

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)13:49:24 No.5994191

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)13:49:24 No.5994191

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5994184
HOLY SHIT THEY LOOK SICK

ALRIGHT KID, I CAN'T DO SHIT IF THEY ARE ALREADY ON FIRE, SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
05/04/24(Sat)13:52:26 No.5994201

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 05/04/24(Sat)13:52:26 No.5994201

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5994184
Suck the fire away from them. Now they are just charred skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)13:57:41 No.5994214

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)13:57:41 No.5994214

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>>5994201
OH NO! Due to mingling with their undead powers, the flames are now UNHOLY FIRE! You can't control 'em!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)13:59:29 No.5994216

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)13:59:29 No.5994216

>>5994214
Good thing we have blessed our weapons and armor, huh

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)14:00:30 No.5994218

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)14:00:30 No.5994218

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5994216
huuuuuuuuhh

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR)
05/04/24(Sat)14:01:16 No.5994222

Anonymous (ID: cdCcBhCR) 05/04/24(Sat)14:01:16 No.5994222

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5994214
Concentrate on channeling the blessing given to your armor and likewise gauntlets to overpower the undead influence on the flames.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)14:03:39 No.5994226

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)14:03:39 No.5994226

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5994214
Now the Evil Flames must morph into an EVIL FIRE KNIGHT that we can talk to in our head or something.

Don't absorb random flames kids, you never know what you'll catch

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)14:18:33 No.5994241

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)14:18:33 No.5994241

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>>5994218
As anon is shamed for his missing dice. Firemane and Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega leap into battle against the unholy fire skellies

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)14:19:55 No.5994243

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)14:19:55 No.5994243

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5994241
Your fate is to get sold at the local market, bone meal form!

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
05/04/24(Sat)14:21:49 No.5994245

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 05/04/24(Sat)14:21:49 No.5994245

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5994241
Oh no, a very small percentage of those skeletons ended up being immune to slashing damage! With their competition destroyed they start to propegate further!!!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)14:32:28 No.5994260

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)14:32:28 No.5994260

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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5994243
*indecipherable skeleton screaming"

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o)
05/04/24(Sat)14:34:25 No.5994265

Anonymous (ID: Ww2Vcv4o) 05/04/24(Sat)14:34:25 No.5994265

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5994260
Pummel these boneheads into dust

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
05/04/24(Sat)14:36:04 No.5994267

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 05/04/24(Sat)14:36:04 No.5994267

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5994260
Crush and pummel

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)14:38:27 No.5994272

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)14:38:27 No.5994272

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5994260
Hmm...

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)14:41:16 No.5994274

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)14:41:16 No.5994274

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>>5994267
OH SHIT! YOU GOT HIT WITH THE UNHOLY FIRE SHIELD BASH

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
05/04/24(Sat)14:43:05 No.5994275

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 05/04/24(Sat)14:43:05 No.5994275

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5994274
Throw the boy at them at high speeds

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)14:51:14 No.5994283

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)14:51:14 No.5994283

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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5994275
WILL THIS WORK?

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)14:52:02 No.5994285

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)14:52:02 No.5994285

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5994274
Enter a (fire) beam struggle with one skeleton, while boy fights the rest

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)14:54:47 No.5994288

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)14:54:47 No.5994288

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5994283
Answer unclear, try again later.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)14:59:07 No.5994296

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)14:59:07 No.5994296

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>>5994288

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)15:04:05 No.5994298

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)15:04:05 No.5994298

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5994296
Look me in the eyes as I end your level 2 starting dungeon life, Steve

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)15:08:09 No.5994300

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)15:08:09 No.5994300

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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5994298
Steve the Unholy Flaming Skeleton lets out a skeletal shriek that can be roughly translated from FlamingSkeleton-ese as:

"HOW ABOUT I RIP THEM OUT INSTEAD"

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)15:10:49 No.5994303

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)15:10:49 No.5994303

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5994300
Domain expansion - the fire throne

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ)
05/04/24(Sat)15:14:39 No.5994310

Anonymous (ID: H07Xm2mZ) 05/04/24(Sat)15:14:39 No.5994310

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5994300
Personal space buddy

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
05/04/24(Sat)15:17:07 No.5994315

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 05/04/24(Sat)15:17:07 No.5994315

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5994300

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)15:17:15 No.5994316

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)15:17:15 No.5994316

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5994300
Don't we get any bonuses from our holy buffs?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)15:26:32 No.5994329

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>>5994315
YOU QUICKLY GRAB STEVE'S FIERY SKELLY ARMS AND HEADBUTT HIM SO HARD HIS SKULL EXPLODES

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)15:27:43 No.5994330

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)15:27:43 No.5994330

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5994329
Alright boy I'm warmed up now. You ready to delve to the heart of the crypt?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)15:37:26 No.5994341

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)15:37:26 No.5994341

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>>5994330
"YOU BETCHA! THAT WAS AWESOME!"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)15:38:21 No.5994342

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)15:38:21 No.5994342

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5994341
Always am!
>Strike a pose

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)15:38:35 No.5994344

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)15:38:35 No.5994344

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5994341
just remember - we're gonna have to avoid the trap sequence now, and when that's over the big bad boss will have his monologue. Then we crisp him up nice, get the high value loot and we blaze it out of here.

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)15:38:38 No.5994345

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)15:38:38 No.5994345

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5994341
Silently swear to protect that smile.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)15:43:37 No.5994348

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)15:43:37 No.5994348

Steve was pretty fucking cool, for a mook

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/04/24(Sat)15:46:28 No.5994353

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/04/24(Sat)15:46:28 No.5994353

>>5994348
Maybe we can bring Steve back as a companion. We need more party members.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)15:47:44 No.5994354

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)15:47:44 No.5994354

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>>5994342

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)15:50:22 No.5994358

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)15:50:22 No.5994358

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5994354
Wagon racing, kicking ass and looking good while doing it. That's what Firemane is about. Take notes kiddo!

Anonymous (ID: Qi4Yrr+B)
05/04/24(Sat)15:54:50 No.5994365

Anonymous (ID: Qi4Yrr+B) 05/04/24(Sat)15:54:50 No.5994365

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5994354
QUICK KID GET IN THE POSE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)15:56:28 No.5994369

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)15:56:28 No.5994369

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>>5994358

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/04/24(Sat)15:57:27 No.5994373

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/04/24(Sat)15:57:27 No.5994373

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5994369
Stop staring at me with them big ol' eyes, kid, you are supposed to be the main character, come on

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)16:01:20 No.5994383

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)16:01:20 No.5994383

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5994353
>We need more party members
I mean it's probably kid who's supposed to be picking them up. He's a MC and all that

>>5994369
He's learning all the wrong life lessons at a truly incredible pace. He's gonna be in debt by the next week, I can feel it

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)16:02:48 No.5994388

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)16:02:48 No.5994388

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>>5994373
You're right. You're being a bit TOO cool now...

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)16:03:48 No.5994391

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)16:03:48 No.5994391

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5994388
I like pressing buttons

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)16:04:47 No.5994394

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)16:04:47 No.5994394

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5994388
OH GOD OH FUCK
Quick, think of cool last words to say!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)16:08:19 No.5994398

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)16:08:19 No.5994398

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>>5994391
Now now. Don't go pressing things you're not supposed to

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)16:11:14 No.5994406

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)16:11:14 No.5994406

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5994398
Theres a lot of cool buttons here. Press a random one.

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)16:23:40 No.5994423

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)16:23:40 No.5994423

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5994398
Ok if you don't want to click buttons, make plot happen.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)16:24:59 No.5994424

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)16:24:59 No.5994424

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>>5994406
You pressed the Glimpse Into Firemane's Time In Knight School With Definitely No Yuri For Reals button

Duke von Leaguer (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)16:26:40 No.5994425

Duke von Leaguer (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)16:26:40 No.5994425

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5994424
>flashback
Fuck that shit, that's a whole ass parade worth of death flags. Leave before your backstory is known and you end up dying tragically to motivate Kid.

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)16:27:41 No.5994427

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)16:27:41 No.5994427

>>5994425
Sorry, forgot to remove my name from the other quest. I'm not actually a duke here.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)16:32:16 No.5994436

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)16:32:16 No.5994436

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>>5994425

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF)
05/04/24(Sat)16:33:55 No.5994439

Anonymous (ID: fJBICnOF) 05/04/24(Sat)16:33:55 No.5994439

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5994436
H-haha so hey kid~ you know... there might be a tough boss up ahead if it comes down to it.. you gotta do anything to complete the quest, alright?

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q)
05/04/24(Sat)16:35:26 No.5994442

Anonymous (ID: HlpwTq4q) 05/04/24(Sat)16:35:26 No.5994442

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5994436
Just to be sure, start acting less mentory and more like the obligatory female main character. Those literally never die.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/04/24(Sat)16:38:38 No.5994445

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/04/24(Sat)16:38:38 No.5994445

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5994436
Well, that was ominous. Time to go confront Zanzibart now. Haha

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/04/24(Sat)16:47:04 No.5994457

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/04/24(Sat)16:47:04 No.5994457

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>>5994445
"Yeah! Let's go Miss Firemane!"

YEAH! LET'S GOOOOOOO aaaand suspend bread here. It's like close to 4 AM and I'm hongry. Bread will continue....whenever it continues. toodles.

Updates n shit: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/04/24(Sat)17:00:55 No.5994474

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/04/24(Sat)17:00:55 No.5994474

>>5994424
zased

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/06/24(Mon)11:58:14 No.5996117

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/06/24(Mon)11:58:14 No.5996117

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Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD)
05/06/24(Mon)12:48:34 No.5996157

Anonymous (ID: 23XhVMVD) 05/06/24(Mon)12:48:34 No.5996157

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5996117
See what OP is dreaming about.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/06/24(Mon)12:51:19 No.5996160

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/06/24(Mon)12:51:19 No.5996160

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>>5996157

Anonymous (ID: fAXpCaj0)
05/06/24(Mon)12:53:21 No.5996162

Anonymous (ID: fAXpCaj0) 05/06/24(Mon)12:53:21 No.5996162

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5996160
Hmmm, eat the bread...

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/06/24(Mon)12:59:05 No.5996176

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/06/24(Mon)12:59:05 No.5996176

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>>5996162

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/06/24(Mon)13:03:06 No.5996183

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/06/24(Mon)13:03:06 No.5996183

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5996176
Toast OP.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/06/24(Mon)13:15:07 No.5996196

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/06/24(Mon)13:15:07 No.5996196

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>>5996183
OP is toasted.

And holy shit i'm suddenly so sleepy. uh, thread on hold for 24 hours. I gotta clonk out

Anonymous (ID: IRXBpB5y)
05/06/24(Mon)13:18:09 No.5996205

Anonymous (ID: IRXBpB5y) 05/06/24(Mon)13:18:09 No.5996205

>>5996196
Lots of OP being set on fire this thread

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt)
05/07/24(Tue)19:19:03 No.5997565

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt) 05/07/24(Tue)19:19:03 No.5997565

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5996196
bang on pots and pans

Anonymous (ID: mCHeyB+6)
05/07/24(Tue)22:01:29 No.5997700

Anonymous (ID: mCHeyB+6) 05/07/24(Tue)22:01:29 No.5997700

>>5994354
Wait are we not gonna do anything about the pants

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/08/24(Wed)01:05:49 No.5997853

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/08/24(Wed)01:05:49 No.5997853

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5996196
>>5997700
Roll for the quality of OP's pants.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)09:02:36 No.5998116

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)09:02:36 No.5998116

>>5997853
Damn

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:12:07 No.5998200

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:12:07 No.5998200

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Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly)
05/08/24(Wed)11:14:52 No.5998203

Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly) 05/08/24(Wed)11:14:52 No.5998203

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5998200
Now back to our show!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:18:18 No.5998206

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:18:18 No.5998206

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>>5998203
Right! of course! You've just defeated a buncha skeletons and is now ready to explore the rest of the crypt of Zanzibart

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)11:21:29 No.5998207

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)11:21:29 No.5998207

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5998206
We never did look into the secret room, did we? We crashed right through the wall into it, but then we got too busy fighting.

Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly)
05/08/24(Wed)11:30:29 No.5998212

Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly) 05/08/24(Wed)11:30:29 No.5998212

>>5998207
K

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:31:26 No.5998215

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:31:26 No.5998215

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>>5998207
Secret? What secrets? There's no secrets, oooooooooo

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/08/24(Wed)11:32:08 No.5998217

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/08/24(Wed)11:32:08 No.5998217

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5998215
set OP's pants on fire for lying

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:34:27 No.5998220

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:34:27 No.5998220

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>>5998217
OP's pants is set on fire. And you see the secret room

Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly)
05/08/24(Wed)11:34:43 No.5998221

Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly) 05/08/24(Wed)11:34:43 No.5998221

>>5998217
This
I'm agreeable anon today

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)11:36:07 No.5998222

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)11:36:07 No.5998222

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5998220
There can't be any mimics in a starter dungeon, open up that shit immediately

Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly)
05/08/24(Wed)11:36:16 No.5998223

Anonymous (ID: Yi1QMgly) 05/08/24(Wed)11:36:16 No.5998223

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5998220
Out pops from the chest
Fist of God Knight, he is being attacked by a mimic, konosuba style

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)11:37:16 No.5998224

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)11:37:16 No.5998224

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5998220
Pop that trunk open, what's a mimic gonna do anyway? Bite you? You're a fire knight, it'll be like biting into a hot pocket.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:45:39 No.5998227

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:45:39 No.5998227

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998224
OH MY GOD IT"S.....

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/08/24(Wed)11:46:24 No.5998229

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/08/24(Wed)11:46:24 No.5998229

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998227
A new party member!
It's a gacha chest

Anonymous (ID: k8dLIPaw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:48:33 No.5998232

Anonymous (ID: k8dLIPaw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:48:33 No.5998232

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5998227
Fist of God knight

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/08/24(Wed)11:49:33 No.5998233

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/08/24(Wed)11:49:33 No.5998233

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5998227
A WAGON PART?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:51:14 No.5998234

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:51:14 No.5998234

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>>5998229
>>5998232
>>5998233

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)11:52:11 No.5998235

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)11:52:11 No.5998235

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5998234
Fire Knight revealed to be Bundle of Sticks knight??? PLOT TWIST

Anonymous (ID: k8dLIPaw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:52:30 No.5998237

Anonymous (ID: k8dLIPaw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:52:30 No.5998237

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5998234
Wait... Behind the note

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/08/24(Wed)11:54:35 No.5998239

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/08/24(Wed)11:54:35 No.5998239

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998234
A GACHA I KNEW IT

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:56:05 No.5998240

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>>5998237
Psshaw, there's nothing under the---OH MY GOODNESS

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/08/24(Wed)11:56:40 No.5998241

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/08/24(Wed)11:56:40 No.5998241

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998240
WHAT COULD IT BE?

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)11:57:20 No.5998242

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)11:57:20 No.5998242

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5998240
Is it a coupon for a free donut???

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)11:57:21 No.5998243

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)11:57:21 No.5998243

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998240
>>5998241
A button.

Anonymous (ID: k8dLIPaw)
05/08/24(Wed)11:57:45 No.5998244

Anonymous (ID: k8dLIPaw) 05/08/24(Wed)11:57:45 No.5998244

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5998240
Fist of God waves hello
With another note saying you are a bigger faget

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)12:06:40 No.5998248

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)12:06:40 No.5998248

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>>5998243

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:08:11 No.5998249

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:08:11 No.5998249

>>5998248
Ponder the consequences of hitting a random button with a skull in it.

Then HIT IT

Anonymous (ID: E3gsLEnh)
05/08/24(Wed)12:08:20 No.5998250

Anonymous (ID: E3gsLEnh) 05/08/24(Wed)12:08:20 No.5998250

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5998248
Ah the faget button only a faget can press it

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)12:08:52 No.5998252

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)12:08:52 No.5998252

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5998248
What is that, a mushroom? Hit it

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)12:09:13 No.5998253

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)12:09:13 No.5998253

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5998249
>>5998248
Nonsense, this is a choice for the main character. Let Ezekiel hit it.

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)12:10:52 No.5998255

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)12:10:52 No.5998255

>>5998252
>>5998253
Found the fagets

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)12:11:20 No.5998256

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)12:11:20 No.5998256

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>>5998252
"Should we be pushing random buttons found hidden in dungeons? I'm new to this so I'm not sure"

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)12:12:39 No.5998257

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)12:12:39 No.5998257

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5998256
Totally, how you gonna be a man to please my firey vagina if you don't go balls to the wall pressing faget buttons!?

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:12:41 No.5998258

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:12:41 No.5998258

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5998256
This is a LEARNING moment boeh. Take his hand, and then push it on the button.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)12:12:46 No.5998259

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)12:12:46 No.5998259

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5998256
It'll be alright, just pick up a rock and throw it at the button, maybe it'll nerf the boss

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:21:10 No.5998262

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:21:10 No.5998262

>>5998257
Stop making this pairing sound so unpleasant with your choice of words.

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)12:22:31 No.5998265

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)12:22:31 No.5998265

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998262
No you stop making this unpleasant with your lack of word choices! Bitch! >>5998256
Cat fight!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)12:24:55 No.5998269

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)12:24:55 No.5998269

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>>5998258
Now roll 2d100 to see what happens. First roll is for pickings and second is the result:

80-100: The skull indentation was a trick, it actually pops out sweet loot
50-79: It actually reveals only middling loot
30-49: Ah shit it was a trap, time for QTE
2-29: It's both a trap that harms you and sends you to the boss room
1: Your wagon explodes

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:25:22 No.5998270

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:25:22 No.5998270

Rolled 14, 37 = 51 (2d100)

>>5998269

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/08/24(Wed)12:26:00 No.5998271

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/08/24(Wed)12:26:00 No.5998271

Rolled 26, 99 = 125 (2d100)

>>5998269
Button time.

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)12:26:39 No.5998273

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)12:26:39 No.5998273

Rolled 84, 43 = 127 (2d100)

>>5998269

And
This anon is a fagbutt

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)12:26:46 No.5998274

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)12:26:46 No.5998274

Rolled 27, 89 = 116 (2d100)

>>5998269

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)12:28:19 No.5998275

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)12:28:19 No.5998275

>>5998273
Dice god seems to agree

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:29:07 No.5998276

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:29:07 No.5998276

>>5998271
Guessing this is the one we're getting then. Boss battle time.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)12:32:09 No.5998279

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)12:32:09 No.5998279

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5998273
THE WALLS OPEN UP AND ARROWS SHOOT OUT! DODGE!

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)12:33:34 No.5998280

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)12:33:34 No.5998280

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5998279
Protect the boy! Showing a romantic tension after the QTE

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)12:33:42 No.5998281

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)12:33:42 No.5998281

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5998279
dodgin easily

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:34:08 No.5998282

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:34:08 No.5998282

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5998279
DODGE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)12:47:35 No.5998287

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)12:47:35 No.5998287

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>>5998280
>>5998281
>>5998282

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)12:48:05 No.5998288

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)12:48:05 No.5998288

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5998279
HIDE IN THE CHEST!

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:49:04 No.5998289

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:49:04 No.5998289

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5998287
Oh shit, we're hurt. I guess it's time for the obligatory 'apprentice has to fight the boss without the master' moment

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)12:50:05 No.5998290

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)12:50:05 No.5998290

>>5998287
>>5998288
>by 30 seconds
FUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)12:54:19 No.5998293

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)12:54:19 No.5998293

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>>5998289
"MISS FIREMANE! Are you alright?! Here! take this potion!"

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)12:55:07 No.5998294

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)12:55:07 No.5998294

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5998293
It's too late for me, Kid. You must carry on in my stead. Go and beat the boss solo.

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)12:57:21 No.5998297

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)12:57:21 No.5998297

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5998293
I have an special cant-take-potions-during-dramatic-moments-disease, you're gonna need to finish the boss to save me, Kid.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)12:58:57 No.5998298

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)12:58:57 No.5998298

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5998293
>>5998297
I like this

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)12:59:02 No.5998299

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)12:59:02 No.5998299

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5998293
Give it to her mouth to mouth

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)13:07:55 No.5998302

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)13:07:55 No.5998302

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>>5998297
"Alright. I'll do it, Miss Firemane. For you"

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)13:08:44 No.5998303

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)13:08:44 No.5998303

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5998302
Now go through that fogwall, boy. You don't wanna fail the quest. The Fire Helmet she drops when she dies is NOT worth it, it does not scale at all.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)13:10:33 No.5998306

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)13:10:33 No.5998306

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5998303
>>5998302
>she
My anon in Christ the boss in this dungeon is Zanzibart the Betrayed. What the hell are you smoking?

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)13:11:18 No.5998309

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)13:11:18 No.5998309

>>5998306
>My anon in Christ the boss in this dungeon is Zanzibart the Betrayed.
I was talking about Firemane, stoopid. By fail the quest i mean letting her die.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)13:18:58 No.5998317

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)13:18:58 No.5998317

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>>5998303
>>5998306
>>5998309

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)13:19:57 No.5998319

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)13:19:57 No.5998319

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5998317
Just start-a-the-boss-fight and let's see Kid go.

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)13:20:17 No.5998320

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)13:20:17 No.5998320

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5998309
Why you kill hot dommy mommy!? We all agreed to the rng>>5998317
Fuck it turn out the illness was just a passing allergy. She is fine now.

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)13:25:18 No.5998327

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)13:25:18 No.5998327

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5998317
Op can I just pay you to ignore anons?

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)13:27:23 No.5998329

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)13:27:23 No.5998329

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5998320
Don't worry she's not dead, separation merely makes the heart grow fonder and allows us an opportunity to show up like badasses halfway through the fight

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)13:29:43 No.5998332

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)13:29:43 No.5998332

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5998329
All I wanted was a a full party of knights controlled by Op technically. We control fire knight.
And I want to have fun with the choices everyone makes not actively fight against the game cuz own anon didn't get what they want. This isn't the US House of Reps!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)13:33:42 No.5998338

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)13:33:42 No.5998338

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>>5998319
"WHO ARE YOU TO DISTURB THE TOMB OF ZANZIBART. BOYYYYYYYYYYY?!"

>>5998320
Surely what anon meant by "cant-take-potions-during-dramatic-moments-disease" is just an excuse to get the boi to go fight the boss

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)13:35:44 No.5998344

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)13:35:44 No.5998344

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998338
Strike a flashy pose and tell him who you are, just like Firemane teached you!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/08/24(Wed)13:35:54 No.5998345

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/08/24(Wed)13:35:54 No.5998345

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5998338
LET THE HERO DO HIS THING

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)13:47:00 No.5998351

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)13:47:00 No.5998351

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5998338
Surely a burning fingah would ease my fears.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)13:47:29 No.5998352

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)13:47:29 No.5998352

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>>5998344
"MY NAME IS EZEKIEL RUTEBEGA! ROOKIE ADVENTURER! AND I AM HERE TO PUT AN END TO YOUR EVIL!"

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)13:48:09 No.5998354

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)13:48:09 No.5998354

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5998352
Shine Fingah!>>5998351

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)13:51:51 No.5998357

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)13:51:51 No.5998357

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5998352
Your name is 'Rutebega'? Pffffft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)13:52:08 No.5998359

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)13:52:08 No.5998359

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>599835
Now GIT'HIM!

Anonymous (ID: VKbXhOj3)
05/08/24(Wed)13:53:12 No.5998360

Anonymous (ID: VKbXhOj3) 05/08/24(Wed)13:53:12 No.5998360

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5998352
Zanzibart starts spewing his entire backstory
it attempts to make kid question if hes in the right

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)14:15:25 No.5998377

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)14:15:25 No.5998377

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>>5998359
>>5998357
"IT'S A PERFECTLY FINE FAMILY NAAAAAAME"

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)14:17:07 No.5998378

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)14:17:07 No.5998378

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998377
Now to sneak off and ... Wait what's her alterior motive again?

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)14:19:22 No.5998380

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)14:19:22 No.5998380

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5998377
Pop some popcorn with your fire powers and watch the show.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)14:20:10 No.5998381

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)14:20:10 No.5998381

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5998378
I thought the injuries were real? You know, we got hit by like 3 arrows
>>5998377
Just slide down the wall and watch I guess. If the kid starts losing, throw a fireball

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: fIElTWxF)
05/08/24(Wed)14:20:46 No.5998383

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: fIElTWxF) 05/08/24(Wed)14:20:46 No.5998383

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5998378
To see her enemies driven before her, to hear the lamentation of their women, and to get Ezekiel to become a proper hero

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/08/24(Wed)14:21:46 No.5998385

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/08/24(Wed)14:21:46 No.5998385

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>family name is a root vegetable
>spiky hair
>prone to emotional outbursts
Huh. I wonder what this could mean.
>>5998377
Start charging up a fireball in case the boy chokes. Dying in your first real dungeon is bad form.

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)14:25:02 No.5998386

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)14:25:02 No.5998386

>>5998385
Does the name of what you are infering too, does it have to be root veggi? Aren't all veggies from roots?

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/08/24(Wed)14:26:04 No.5998388

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/08/24(Wed)14:26:04 No.5998388

>>5998386
The main thing is that it's a vegetable, but the most FAMOUS vegetables are root vegetables. Ya feel me?

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)14:26:26 No.5998389

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)14:26:26 No.5998389

>>5998388
I do. I very much do.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)14:34:44 No.5998391

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)14:34:44 No.5998391

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5998352
>>5998377
Kid is pretty cool, he'll make a fine hero yet

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)14:35:09 No.5998392

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)14:35:09 No.5998392

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>>5998380

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)14:37:12 No.5998394

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)14:37:12 No.5998394

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998392
Hit subscribe and donate!
I'll say your name Everytime you submit 10 bucks or more. Tee hee

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)14:40:53 No.5998396

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)14:40:53 No.5998396

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>>5998394
Get a grip Firemane!

Knight Tube hasn't been invented yet

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)14:41:57 No.5998397

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)14:41:57 No.5998397

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5998396
Oh fellow knights show up to watch the fight.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)14:42:53 No.5998399

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)14:42:53 No.5998399

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5998396
How's Kid doing?

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs)
05/08/24(Wed)14:43:17 No.5998400

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs) 05/08/24(Wed)14:43:17 No.5998400

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998396
I guess its time to invent Knight-tube.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/08/24(Wed)14:43:43 No.5998401

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/08/24(Wed)14:43:43 No.5998401

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998396
Yeah what are the boy's HP and MP looking like?

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)14:43:59 No.5998402

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)14:43:59 No.5998402

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5998396
Could've made enough money for that new wagon in no time. Anyway.

Anyway, do we know any buffs? Try to ignite Kid's sword from the distance, see if it works.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)14:45:09 No.5998404

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)14:45:09 No.5998404

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>>5998400
Them arrows causing blood loss quicker than expected huh. Yer gettin' loopy

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/08/24(Wed)14:45:33 No.5998405

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/08/24(Wed)14:45:33 No.5998405

>>5998402
Ah yes, let us channel fire directly at his metal sword from a distance. How could this possibly go wrong?

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs)
05/08/24(Wed)14:46:11 No.5998406

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs) 05/08/24(Wed)14:46:11 No.5998406

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998404
Well, it's about time Kid is either dead or about to beat him. Let's see.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)14:46:32 No.5998407

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)14:46:32 No.5998407

>>5998405
With blood loss come the best ideas

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/08/24(Wed)14:46:35 No.5998408

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/08/24(Wed)14:46:35 No.5998408

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5998404
Wait. Can't we just cauterize those wounds with our flaming hot fingers?

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD)
05/08/24(Wed)14:46:50 No.5998410

Anonymous (ID: YcUytWxD) 05/08/24(Wed)14:46:50 No.5998410

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5998404
Oh yeah patch up so you can stop blood loss at least

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)14:53:44 No.5998423

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)14:53:44 No.5998423

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>>5998408
Acting like you can't be healed so you can motivate the boy into battle was a nice play.

You just forgot to actually heal yourself when you're out of sight.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)14:54:40 No.5998425

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)14:54:40 No.5998425

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5998423
I guess it's fucking over. We had a nice run, all things considered.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)14:57:56 No.5998435

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)14:57:56 No.5998435

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>>5998425
Don't be silly, there's still time to h---woah hey. Stay with me here. Don't pass out now. C'mon

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/08/24(Wed)15:01:08 No.5998437

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/08/24(Wed)15:01:08 No.5998437

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5998435
Slap self awake.

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs)
05/08/24(Wed)15:01:19 No.5998438

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs) 05/08/24(Wed)15:01:19 No.5998438

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5998435
Damn. Guess we're gonna miss the final fight and Kid is gonna have to bridal carry us to safety.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)15:02:16 No.5998439

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)15:02:16 No.5998439

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5998438
>>5998435
More like drag by the leg, Firemane is like twice his size

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)15:17:51 No.5998450

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)15:17:51 No.5998450

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>>5998439
>>5998438

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)15:18:56 No.5998451

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)15:18:56 No.5998451

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5998450
Alright enough messing around, time to heal ourselves, that motherfucker Night Knight (dumbass name by the way) won't just kill himself, not until we bully him enough

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
05/08/24(Wed)15:18:59 No.5998452

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 05/08/24(Wed)15:18:59 No.5998452

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5998450
Another knight patches up Flame Knight while the battle continues. Fist of God uses healing touch.

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV)
05/08/24(Wed)15:20:29 No.5998455

Anonymous (ID: /C7rd5LV) 05/08/24(Wed)15:20:29 No.5998455

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5998450
>>5998452
There is no bad touch with the Lord.

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs)
05/08/24(Wed)15:21:01 No.5998456

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs) 05/08/24(Wed)15:21:01 No.5998456

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5998450
One day, we'll make the Kid strong enough to effortlessly carry us.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)15:36:44 No.5998470

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)15:36:44 No.5998470

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>>5998451
Of course. Hatred induced waking up

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs)
05/08/24(Wed)15:38:53 No.5998475

Anonymous (ID: X/ps9yJs) 05/08/24(Wed)15:38:53 No.5998475

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5998470
Check on kid.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)15:40:49 No.5998478

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)15:40:49 No.5998478

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5998470
Check on kid, and also determine whether or not we need to hop into action

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO)
05/08/24(Wed)15:42:33 No.5998480

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO) 05/08/24(Wed)15:42:33 No.5998480

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5998470
Oh shit, Zanzibart has started his second phase
~~He has two axes now~~

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)15:50:15 No.5998491

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)15:50:15 No.5998491

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>>5998475
"THIS IS THE END, ZANZIBART!"

"WAIT! BOY! STAY YOUR BLADE! SHOW MERCY AND ALL MY TREASURES ARE YOURS TO KEEP! "

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)15:52:33 No.5998492

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)15:52:33 No.5998492

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5998491
OKAY WAIT THIS IS PROBABLY A TRAP AND WE CAN JUST TAKE HIS TREASURES AFTER HE'S DEAD, BUT HOW MUCH TREASURE ARE WE TALKING HERE

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO)
05/08/24(Wed)15:54:59 No.5998494

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO) 05/08/24(Wed)15:54:59 No.5998494

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5998491
Watch and see what boy does
If he spares Zanzibart we will run up and give a talk about destroying evil

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: fIElTWxF)
05/08/24(Wed)15:55:58 No.5998495

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: fIElTWxF) 05/08/24(Wed)15:55:58 No.5998495

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5998491
Yell "YER DOIN' GOOD, LAD" like some kind of drunken scottish gunpowderman, and promptly pass out

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc)
05/08/24(Wed)16:01:54 No.5998498

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc) 05/08/24(Wed)16:01:54 No.5998498

>>5998495
Damn a Scottish dommy mommy is getting better and better!

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:04:07 No.5998499

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:04:07 No.5998499

Surely someone who got betrayed would never sully his blade by betraying someone else as his last act

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:05:15 No.5998501

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:05:15 No.5998501

>>5998498
>dommy mommy
Fool. Can't you see that Firemane is making a man that can properly treat her like a damsel? Kid is her DIY Husband, and she's gonna turn him into a True Hero who gets the girl (her)

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc)
05/08/24(Wed)16:07:19 No.5998503

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc) 05/08/24(Wed)16:07:19 No.5998503

>>5998501
How do you toughen up this child you dummy?
You dominate the guy and push him to his primal instincts! Then she inacts the damsel when he is good and ready.
It's called grooming!

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:09:02 No.5998506

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:09:02 No.5998506

>>5998503
Grooming is such an ugly word. I prefer 'long-term training'

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)16:09:05 No.5998507

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)16:09:05 No.5998507

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>>5998492
"ALLLLLL OF THE TREASURES!"

"Hah! Like we'll fall for th---MISS FIREMANE! YOU'RE OKAY!"

Surely Zanzibart The Betrayed won't take this moment of distraction to...betray

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc)
05/08/24(Wed)16:10:14 No.5998508

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc) 05/08/24(Wed)16:10:14 No.5998508

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5998503
Wait the hero isn't underage is he?
If he is then fuck that. >>5998507
Nah just finish him boy!

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:11:09 No.5998510

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:11:09 No.5998510

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998507
Oh fuck no, we ain't getting the 'tackle hero out of the way and take the hit' death

SCORCH him

>>5998508
As it has been previously stated, we didn't pick the 'Literal child' option, so that means he's legal.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:11:20 No.5998511

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:11:20 No.5998511

>>5998507
ALL OF THE TREASURES IS A DOGSHIT GUARANTEE, I WANT EXACT AMOUNTS
OFF HIM BOY

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc)
05/08/24(Wed)16:12:15 No.5998512

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc) 05/08/24(Wed)16:12:15 No.5998512

>>5998510
>so that means he's legal.
Few, don't want that underage jail bait gross shit.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:12:21 No.5998513

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:12:21 No.5998513

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5998511
damn i forgot the roll, won't be able to beat it anyway but whatever >>5998507

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:15:14 No.5998516

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:15:14 No.5998516

Damn it, I knew we should've read the collectibles so we'd be able to determine whether Zanzibart is an honorable lactose intolerant person or not

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt)
05/08/24(Wed)16:19:26 No.5998524

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt) 05/08/24(Wed)16:19:26 No.5998524

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5998507
He would never betray, he knows how awful it feels.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)16:20:03 No.5998525

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)16:20:03 No.5998525

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998510
WILL ZANZIBART TAKE ADVANTAGE OR IS HE AN HONORABLE LACTOSE INTOLERANT?

WILL YOU SCORCH HIM IN TIME?

THE QTE WILL REVEAL ALL

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:20:34 No.5998526

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:20:34 No.5998526

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5998525
TRIANGLE

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)16:21:05 No.5998527

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)16:21:05 No.5998527

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5998525
STAB HIM KID

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt)
05/08/24(Wed)16:21:21 No.5998528

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt) 05/08/24(Wed)16:21:21 No.5998528

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5998525
He's too sympathetic with the betrayed to become the betrayer

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO)
05/08/24(Wed)16:21:48 No.5998530

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO) 05/08/24(Wed)16:21:48 No.5998530

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5998525
BUT I HAVE A XBOX CONTROLLER PLUGGED IN!
BUGGY ASS GAME!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)16:28:27 No.5998538

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)16:28:27 No.5998538

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>>5998526
"HERE, BOY! AS A TOKEN OF GOODWILL, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE SECRET T---"

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt)
05/08/24(Wed)16:29:27 No.5998541

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt) 05/08/24(Wed)16:29:27 No.5998541

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5998538
Meh, probably already knew the secret.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:30:50 No.5998543

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:30:50 No.5998543

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5998538
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TREASURE
I KNEW THE BETRAYER WOULD NEVER BETRAY
Fall to our knees in despair and scream at the cruelty of the world, that would've been enough to get three more wagons and a chocolate donut to boot

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:31:39 No.5998544

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:31:39 No.5998544

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5998538
Okay, we can finally get the potion now.

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO)
05/08/24(Wed)16:32:19 No.5998545

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO) 05/08/24(Wed)16:32:19 No.5998545

>>5998538
huzzah
looting time

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO)
05/08/24(Wed)16:33:21 No.5998547

Anonymous (ID: 97wDdSmO) 05/08/24(Wed)16:33:21 No.5998547

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5998545
fug

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)16:39:58 No.5998552

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)16:39:58 No.5998552

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>>5998543

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt)
05/08/24(Wed)16:40:56 No.5998554

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt) 05/08/24(Wed)16:40:56 No.5998554

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5998552
>Why did you do that boy?

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:41:34 No.5998555

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:41:34 No.5998555

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5998552
Okay, despair over. Time to pull in Kid for a big congratulations hug for defeating the boss. Just bury him in your chest.

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc)
05/08/24(Wed)16:42:28 No.5998556

Anonymous (ID: 0sXGJsHc) 05/08/24(Wed)16:42:28 No.5998556

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5998552
The boy staring at flame knight chest.
Treasure chest.

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:42:40 No.5998557

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:42:40 No.5998557

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998552
Alright let's grab some loot and get outta here, good job kid

Anonymous (ID: E5fs9zE6)
05/08/24(Wed)16:44:13 No.5998558

Anonymous (ID: E5fs9zE6) 05/08/24(Wed)16:44:13 No.5998558

>>5998552
genuflex

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)16:44:58 No.5998561

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)16:44:58 No.5998561

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>>5998554
"Do wha?--Ah of course. You're right, Miss Firemane. I should have not gotten distracted. I will take this lesson to heart"

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:46:28 No.5998563

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:46:28 No.5998563

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5998561
Heh, you learned exactly what I was trying to teach you, as was planned all along. Nice job, kid. Now let's grab the loot and scram

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:48:26 No.5998564

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:48:26 No.5998564

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5998561
My second and last attempt at getting the dice to accept my congratulations hug.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)16:50:53 No.5998569

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)16:50:53 No.5998569

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5998561
Ok, I feel guilty now. We know that guy for like 2 days and we are already gaslighting him. You did great, Kid

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)16:55:53 No.5998575

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)16:55:53 No.5998575

>>5998569
It's alright, it's not gaslighting, it's called finding lessons where we thought there were none!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)16:58:17 No.5998576

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)16:58:17 No.5998576

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>>5998564

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG)
05/08/24(Wed)16:59:09 No.5998577

Anonymous (ID: XDSkBTlG) 05/08/24(Wed)16:59:09 No.5998577

>>5998576
Nice.

Well, that was my plan. You guys take it from here.

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt)
05/08/24(Wed)17:02:05 No.5998581

Anonymous (ID: kUGlyCXt) 05/08/24(Wed)17:02:05 No.5998581

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998576
wait, this note zanzibart's burnt hand is clutching...

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)17:02:27 No.5998583

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)17:02:27 No.5998583

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5998576
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno, let's just grab the guy's axe and look around to se if he left any coins around

Anonymous (ID: N3rVqa1e)
05/08/24(Wed)17:03:22 No.5998586

Anonymous (ID: N3rVqa1e) 05/08/24(Wed)17:03:22 No.5998586

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5998576
Blush and grab her butt

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/08/24(Wed)17:04:41 No.5998589

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/08/24(Wed)17:04:41 No.5998589

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5998576
Is the Kid old enough to get wasted after successful dungeon dive? Yeah, probbaly, let's go.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/08/24(Wed)17:05:24 No.5998590

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/08/24(Wed)17:05:24 No.5998590

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aaaand it's 4 AM. I gotta sleep now. Good job gang. Dungeon cleared

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)17:07:11 No.5998592

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)17:07:11 No.5998592

>>5998590
night

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni)
05/08/24(Wed)17:08:24 No.5998593

Anonymous (ID: v7TjdIni) 05/08/24(Wed)17:08:24 No.5998593

>>5998592
FUCK i missed the chance to do the pun, fucking night ~~knight~~, such an obvious and classic joke

Anonymous (ID: VKbXhOj3)
05/08/24(Wed)23:49:32 No.5999018

Anonymous (ID: VKbXhOj3) 05/08/24(Wed)23:49:32 No.5999018

Zanzibart... forgiv me

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)01:25:13 No.6001952

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)01:25:13 No.6001952

It is 2morrows where is OP?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)01:51:03 No.6001966

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)01:51:03 No.6001966

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>>6001952

Anonymous (ID: DRr9PveK)
05/12/24(Sun)01:54:21 No.6001968

Anonymous (ID: DRr9PveK) 05/12/24(Sun)01:54:21 No.6001968

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6001966
Grab the box and throw it off OP! Come on it's time!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)02:02:48 No.6001972

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)02:02:48 No.6001972

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>>6001968

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)02:07:37 No.6001975

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)02:07:37 No.6001975

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6001972
ALERT
99.99

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)02:12:20 No.6001977

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)02:12:20 No.6001977

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>>6001975

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)02:19:38 No.6001983

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)02:19:38 No.6001983

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6001977
Damn the key to the secret treasure room was a codec number, too bad Zanzibart died before he told us it.

Anonymous (ID: ncEmIuZc)
05/12/24(Sun)02:21:02 No.6001986

Anonymous (ID: ncEmIuZc) 05/12/24(Sun)02:21:02 No.6001986

Wait why are we in the left side of the codex call, don't the main characters always go in the right?

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)02:24:46 No.6001988

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)02:24:46 No.6001988

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6001977
Remind kid about GAME MEHCANICS

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)02:28:40 No.6001990

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)02:28:40 No.6001990

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>>6001983
>
damnit

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)02:33:48 No.6001995

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)02:33:48 No.6001995

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6001990
Ask his minions

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)02:37:34 No.6001996

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)02:37:34 No.6001996

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>>6001995
Unfortunately without Zanzibart, all of the undeads inside the crypt lose their energies animating them and crumble to dust

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)02:39:51 No.6001997

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)02:39:51 No.6001997

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6001996
Damnit, there must be a way

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)02:44:29 No.6001999

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)02:44:29 No.6001999

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>>6001997
There's no way. Let it goooooooo

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)02:45:32 No.6002000

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)02:45:32 No.6002000

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6001999
LET IT GOOOOO. LET IT-AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)02:48:08 No.6002002

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)02:48:08 No.6002002

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6001999
CHECK THE BACK OF THE GAME BOX MAYBE IT'S ON THERE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)02:56:11 No.6002004

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)02:56:11 No.6002004

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>>6002002
NO YOU CAN'T

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)02:57:36 No.6002005

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)02:57:36 No.6002005

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6002004
OP's got butterfingers swoipe the box right out of his hand

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)02:59:31 No.6002007

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)02:59:31 No.6002007

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>>6002005

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)03:03:39 No.6002010

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)03:03:39 No.6002010

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6002007
Alright let's see them images and maybe read the text on there too

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)03:11:35 No.6002013

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)03:11:35 No.6002013

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>>6002010
Damnit, OP scratched out the thing

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)03:14:32 No.6002015

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)03:14:32 No.6002015

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6002013
Then we must turn to,
online game forums with ASCII art filled guides

Anonymous (ID: SkY4HHiv)
05/12/24(Sun)03:17:00 No.6002016

Anonymous (ID: SkY4HHiv) 05/12/24(Sun)03:17:00 No.6002016

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6002013
Let's go with OP's Ole' Reliable: U R A FAGET

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)03:20:39 No.6002020

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)03:20:39 No.6002020

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6002016
Can this ancient spell be the secret password to Zanzibart's secrets?

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)03:22:04 No.6002021

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)03:22:04 No.6002021

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6002020
WHAT

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)03:24:22 No.6002023

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)03:24:22 No.6002023

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6002020
Maybe

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)03:25:36 No.6002024

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)03:25:36 No.6002024

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6002020
Alright fine. Let's get out of here before the cops show up.
The Boy's earned some Ye Olde McDonald's on the way back for his performance.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)03:29:04 No.6002025

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)03:29:04 No.6002025

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>>6002023
Look over there! A hidden entrance!

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)03:30:25 No.6002027

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)03:30:25 No.6002027

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6002025
Thank god our head doubles as an emergency light source. Let's check out the spooky hole in wall before we leave.

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)03:31:20 No.6002029

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)03:31:20 No.6002029

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6002025
What could be inside it?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)03:51:27 No.6002041

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)03:51:27 No.6002041

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6002029
Indeed. what could it be....

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)03:53:03 No.6002043

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)03:53:03 No.6002043

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6002041
A new party member?

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)03:53:31 No.6002044

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)03:53:31 No.6002044

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6002041
FAT STACKS OF LOOT

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/12/24(Sun)04:08:34 No.6002061

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/12/24(Sun)04:08:34 No.6002061

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6002041
>>6002043
Seconded. Maybe it's a cool robot.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)04:15:21 No.6002067

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)04:15:21 No.6002067

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>>6002043
A NEW PARTY MEMBER? ENTIRELY FREE? LOCATED RIGHT INSIDE THIS HIDDEN CRYPT CHAMBER?

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)04:15:59 No.6002068

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)04:15:59 No.6002068

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6002067
Yes!

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)04:18:07 No.6002070

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)04:18:07 No.6002070

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6002067
Perhaps?

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/12/24(Sun)04:19:11 No.6002071

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/12/24(Sun)04:19:11 No.6002071

Rolled 25 (1d100)

~~>>5998576~~
>>6002067
>"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat, Ms. Firemane?"

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)04:26:56 No.6002080

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)04:26:56 No.6002080

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>>6002068

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/12/24(Sun)04:29:20 No.6002083

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/12/24(Sun)04:29:20 No.6002083

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6002080
Give us one or else I'll tell your mom. ~~I've got her on speed dial.~~

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)04:29:35 No.6002084

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)04:29:35 No.6002084

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6002080
yuh huh!

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)04:34:51 No.6002086

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)04:34:51 No.6002086

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>>6002080
Well, you see OP...~~the game was rigged from the start.~~

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)04:35:51 No.6002089

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)04:35:51 No.6002089

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6002086
Fucking forgot my DICE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)04:43:00 No.6002093

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)04:43:00 No.6002093

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>>6002083
Very well. Inside the chamber you find....

A. A member of the adventurer's guild, trapped inside
B. Jim the peasant

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)04:44:15 No.6002094

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)04:44:15 No.6002094

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6002093
A

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)04:48:04 No.6002097

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)04:48:04 No.6002097

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6002093
A

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)04:49:30 No.6002098

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)04:49:30 No.6002098

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6002093
A.
If the peasant wanted to be rescued, he would have paid us.

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/12/24(Sun)04:50:06 No.6002099

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/12/24(Sun)04:50:06 No.6002099

Rolled 14 (1d36)

>>5983462
>>6002093
>>6002097
A

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)04:50:56 No.6002101

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)04:50:56 No.6002101

>>6002098
>peasant screaming from the other secret room

Anonymous (ID: g6FzZ8cc)
05/12/24(Sun)05:13:14 No.6002108

Anonymous (ID: g6FzZ8cc) 05/12/24(Sun)05:13:14 No.6002108

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6002093
>C. OOK OOK OOK

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)05:15:59 No.6002110

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)05:15:59 No.6002110

Are we back?

Anonymous (ID: QIesm/lS)
05/12/24(Sun)05:19:00 No.6002111

Anonymous (ID: QIesm/lS) 05/12/24(Sun)05:19:00 No.6002111

Rolled 1 (1d2)

1. We are so back
2. It's so fucking over

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)05:22:13 No.6002112

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)05:22:13 No.6002112

Shieet, are we?

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)05:23:58 No.6002113

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)05:23:58 No.6002113

>>6002112
Back to our regularly scheduled hostage saving I suppose.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)05:25:49 No.6002115

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)05:25:49 No.6002115

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Right of course.

RIP Jim

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)05:26:39 No.6002116

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)05:26:39 No.6002116

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6002115
What a shame huhuhuh, now who's the guild member

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)05:31:36 No.6002117

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)05:31:36 No.6002117

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6002115
Sorry, I can't hear Jim over how broke he is. What a shame.
Anyways, what the hell is one of our fellow Guild members doing here?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)05:39:11 No.6002120

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)05:39:11 No.6002120

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>>6002116
>>6002117
Right, of course. Inside the chamber you find

A. One a' these
B. Tim the peasant...guild member

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/12/24(Sun)05:41:37 No.6002121

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/12/24(Sun)05:41:37 No.6002121

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6002120
LILLY KNIGHT
LOCK IN

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)05:41:52 No.6002123

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)05:41:52 No.6002123

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6002120
Ah, Sneaky Night. I should have known you'd be rooting around in some dark ass dungeon.

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)05:42:17 No.6002124

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)05:42:17 No.6002124

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6002120
Hmm if they got trapped in the secret room while Zanzibart was still alive they must've snuck in, let's go with sneaky knight

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)05:42:19 No.6002125

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)05:42:19 No.6002125

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6002120
Double Wizard

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)05:42:53 No.6002126

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)05:42:53 No.6002126

>>6002123
Er, Knight I mean. English isn't fast cars or fire, so I'm not an expert.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)05:47:42 No.6002128

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)05:47:42 No.6002128

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>>6002125
Hmmm I wonder why would anon choose this one

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/12/24(Sun)05:48:56 No.6002129

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/12/24(Sun)05:48:56 No.6002129

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6002128
dude double wizard for group dynamics and gramps

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)05:48:58 No.6002130

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)05:48:58 No.6002130

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6002128
I wonder

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/12/24(Sun)05:50:13 No.6002131

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/12/24(Sun)05:50:13 No.6002131

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6002120
>>6002128
Automaton Knight

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)05:51:07 No.6002132

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)05:51:07 No.6002132

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>>6002131
Hmmm I also wonder why would anon choose this one

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/12/24(Sun)05:52:04 No.6002133

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/12/24(Sun)05:52:04 No.6002133

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6002132
Alchemist!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)05:53:22 No.6002134

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)05:53:22 No.6002134

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6002132
"Definitely not a rogue" ranger

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)05:53:46 No.6002135

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)05:53:46 No.6002135

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>>6002133
I also also wonder why would anon switch to this instead

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)05:54:51 No.6002136

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)05:54:51 No.6002136

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6002135
Locking in Ranger

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/12/24(Sun)05:55:27 No.6002137

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/12/24(Sun)05:55:27 No.6002137

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6002135
hey you replied to me not the other anon
I chose alchemist

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)05:56:34 No.6002138

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)05:56:34 No.6002138

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6002135
The illusion of choice
Double Wizard lock in

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)05:58:04 No.6002141

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)05:58:04 No.6002141

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6002135
sneaky knight steals the vote

Anonymous (ID: hG+gce9L)
05/12/24(Sun)05:58:07 No.6002142

Anonymous (ID: hG+gce9L) 05/12/24(Sun)05:58:07 No.6002142

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6002135
give me a rogue

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)06:02:01 No.6002149

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)06:02:01 No.6002149

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>>6002138
Lock in? But which one? :^)

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/)
05/12/24(Sun)06:03:11 No.6002151

Anonymous (ID: 4c/J562/) 05/12/24(Sun)06:03:11 No.6002151

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6002149
Dude Vizard
lock in

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)06:04:16 No.6002154

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)06:04:16 No.6002154

>>6002149
Double Dude Wizard.
We get another chick right now and this starts to drift dangerously close to a harem anime.

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/12/24(Sun)06:04:55 No.6002156

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/12/24(Sun)06:04:55 No.6002156

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6002149
Flip a coin

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)06:05:17 No.6002158

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)06:05:17 No.6002158

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6002154
FORGOT MY FUCKING DICE

Anonymous (ID: QIesm/lS)
05/12/24(Sun)06:05:26 No.6002160

Anonymous (ID: QIesm/lS) 05/12/24(Sun)06:05:26 No.6002160

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6002149
Female wizard lockin
We need someone with personality up in this group

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/12/24(Sun)06:12:53 No.6002169

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/12/24(Sun)06:12:53 No.6002169

Honestly we should just roll a 1d9 to determine who it is and ignore the botom row because it's garbage. The will of the dice is the only way to dicecide.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/12/24(Sun)06:23:09 No.6002177

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/12/24(Sun)06:23:09 No.6002177

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>>6002151
Could this be? Have you found a double wizard inside the secret room?!

Whatever the result, I uh, gotta suspend bread for now. My neck hurts and I gotta lay down

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/12/24(Sun)06:47:07 No.6002191

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/12/24(Sun)06:47:07 No.6002191

>>6002177
Fuck yeah, wands akimbo

Anonymous (ID: g6FzZ8cc)
05/12/24(Sun)07:21:53 No.6002202

Anonymous (ID: g6FzZ8cc) 05/12/24(Sun)07:21:53 No.6002202

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6002177
buh muh double Ds

Anonymous (ID: rP46RQOj)
05/12/24(Sun)07:22:01 No.6002203

Anonymous (ID: rP46RQOj) 05/12/24(Sun)07:22:01 No.6002203

buh, i lost an entire update session

>>6002177
Good. We already have one sexy lady party member. That's us. Now we can also have crazy grandpa.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/12/24(Sun)07:45:35 No.6002221

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/12/24(Sun)07:45:35 No.6002221

>>6002203
Crazy Grandpa and Hot Lady companions for the hero, now we just need a flat elf and a stumpy dwarf to round out the party.

Anonymous (ID: rP46RQOj)
05/12/24(Sun)07:47:01 No.6002222

Anonymous (ID: rP46RQOj) 05/12/24(Sun)07:47:01 No.6002222

>>6002221
No, no, what we need is a lanklet dwarf and a manly elf.

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)08:03:54 No.6002232

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)08:03:54 No.6002232

>>6002222
We're building around the Hero-in-training, right?
With ourselves and Double Wizard, we have most magics and and general combat covered.
I think a healer or a sneaky fucker down the line would make for a well rounded party.

Anonymous (ID: rP46RQOj)
05/12/24(Sun)08:28:40 No.6002242

Anonymous (ID: rP46RQOj) 05/12/24(Sun)08:28:40 No.6002242

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>>6002202
You have your double Ds right here

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/12/24(Sun)09:01:07 No.6002265

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/12/24(Sun)09:01:07 No.6002265

>>6002232
Dwarfs are perfectly sneaking, have you seen their size?

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/12/24(Sun)09:07:54 No.6002271

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/12/24(Sun)09:07:54 No.6002271

>>6002265
Unfortunately height is irrelevant to stealth when you're still wider than most doorways and dragging along an 8 foot beard.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/12/24(Sun)09:15:34 No.6002273

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/12/24(Sun)09:15:34 No.6002273

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6002271
If the dwarf walks sideways it can negate his width.

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam)
05/12/24(Sun)09:32:29 No.6002290

Anonymous (ID: pEveQQam) 05/12/24(Sun)09:32:29 No.6002290

Does DOUBLE WIZARD casts DOUBLE MAGIC?

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/14/24(Tue)22:40:28 No.6005262

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/14/24(Tue)22:40:28 No.6005262

Rolled 8 (1d100)

The dice roll is Ms. Firemane's chuunibyou autism level growing up.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)13:24:44 No.6008122

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)13:24:44 No.6008122

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>>6005262

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:27:06 No.6008124

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:27:06 No.6008124

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6008122
Pat the tiny boy bread.

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:27:48 No.6008125

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:27:48 No.6008125

>>6008122
Fist of God shows up and says hi.

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:28:50 No.6008126

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:28:50 No.6008126

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6008125
>>6008122

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:29:22 No.6008128

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:29:22 No.6008128

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6008122
It's time for CRAZY OLD WIZARD MAN

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)13:35:29 No.6008132

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)13:35:29 No.6008132

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>>6008126
Ah yes. The bread of god

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1)
05/17/24(Fri)13:36:41 No.6008134

Anonymous (ID: XpWWgZS1) 05/17/24(Fri)13:36:41 No.6008134

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6008132
Didd we really get another companion?

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:37:17 No.6008135

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:37:17 No.6008135

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008132
Yeast you need me bread knights just stick out your thumb! Vrrroooommm

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)13:43:43 No.6008142

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)13:43:43 No.6008142

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>>6008134
Depends. Did you find a weird ol' wizard inside the hidden chamber?

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:45:12 No.6008145

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:45:12 No.6008145

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6008142
Yes. We found Double Wizard (Male) in the hidden chamber, pondering his orbs.

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:45:27 No.6008146

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:45:27 No.6008146

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6008142
Yes, a crazy ol' double wizard grandpa.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)13:57:36 No.6008154

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)13:57:36 No.6008154

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>>6008145
Ah yes. Of course. As Firemane and Kid enters the secret hidden chamber, they notice a strange wizard, pondering his orbs. Seemingly unbothered by the fact that he was previous trapped in a pitch black hidden chamber inside a crypt

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)13:58:52 No.6008157

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)13:58:52 No.6008157

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6008154
OORBA

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa)
05/17/24(Fri)14:00:14 No.6008159

Anonymous (ID: tNt5EGIa) 05/17/24(Fri)14:00:14 No.6008159

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6008154
You give me... Double vision.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)14:07:46 No.6008168

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)14:07:46 No.6008168

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>>6008159
"...strange transmission...when you walk in the room--Oh hey! Didn't see ya there. Don'tcha know the tower's closed right now? If ya want something ya gotta come back tomorrow"

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)14:09:05 No.6008171

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)14:09:05 No.6008171

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6008168
What do you mean close? We beat the boss. That means we get loot. That's the rules.

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO)
05/17/24(Fri)14:10:52 No.6008173

Anonymous (ID: Kklog8OO) 05/17/24(Fri)14:10:52 No.6008173

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6008168
"my brother in christ this is a crypt"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)14:11:08 No.6008174

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)14:11:08 No.6008174

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6008168
Tower? We're in a crypt, man

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)14:20:40 No.6008187

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)14:20:40 No.6008187

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>>6008174
"We are?"

....

"Well how about that. We ARE in a crypt! How mysterious. HOw did we get here, you reckon?"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)14:21:44 No.6008188

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)14:21:44 No.6008188

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6008187
Me and the Firemane Junio- I mean Kid broke in, dunno about you

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)14:23:54 No.6008193

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)14:23:54 No.6008193

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6008188
>Firemane Junio
I think you meant to say, 'Mr.Firename'

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)14:24:56 No.6008196

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)14:24:56 No.6008196

>>6008193
Firemane*, you get it. I don't know who Firename is.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)14:30:18 No.6008202

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)14:30:18 No.6008202

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>>6008188
"Broke in? Well I hope you didn't ran into the crypt-owners then. As for me....hmmmm....how did I get here?....Was it...the fact that I was testing a teleportation spell before this?.......ehhhh can't think of anything"

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)14:31:40 No.6008205

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)14:31:40 No.6008205

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6008202
This is a skeleton dungeon, and this is the secret room after the big boss guy. Did you, by any chance, see any loot?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)14:33:11 No.6008210

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)14:33:11 No.6008210

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6008202
Idk probably...uhhh anyways wanna join us?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)14:56:21 No.6008230

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)14:56:21 No.6008230

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>>6008205
"see what now?"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)14:58:24 No.6008235

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)14:58:24 No.6008235

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6008230
Hey, stand up for a moment, Double Wizard
Go on Kid, open it up

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:06:31 No.6008243

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:06:31 No.6008243

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>>6008235
EGADS! IT'S....

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)15:07:50 No.6008245

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)15:07:50 No.6008245

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6008243
HOEH???

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:09:04 No.6008246

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:09:04 No.6008246

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6008243
Loot table!?

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)15:09:14 No.6008247

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)15:09:14 No.6008247

>>6008243
Money? Is it money, boy? I got debt to pay!

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:09:50 No.6008248

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:09:50 No.6008248

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6008243
It better be some fuckin' money

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)15:10:15 No.6008250

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)15:10:15 No.6008250

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6008247
>>6008243

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:10:18 No.6008251

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:10:18 No.6008251

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>>6008245
IT'S....
A. A cool sword
B. A cool axe
C. A cool armor
D. Firemane feet pics
E. A magic scroll
F. 5 potions. Not any special potions or anything. Just 5 regular healing potions
G. 100 gold

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:11:12 No.6008254

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:11:12 No.6008254

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008251
>Cool Sword
Boy needs a new cool weapon, we already got him the armor.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)15:11:41 No.6008255

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)15:11:41 No.6008255

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6008251
A.
bitches love cool swords

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:12:16 No.6008256

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:12:16 No.6008256

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6008251
GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME GOLD
OR I RETIRE

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)15:13:48 No.6008258

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)15:13:48 No.6008258

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6008251
Cool axe

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:26:37 No.6008277

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:26:37 No.6008277

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>>6008255
Yes. And that sword is...

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)15:27:46 No.6008280

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)15:27:46 No.6008280

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6008277
MIDDLE LEFT
you choose the BIGGEST sword for the biggest damage

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:29:28 No.6008284

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:29:28 No.6008284

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6008277
No mystery boxu?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:31:00 No.6008285

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:31:00 No.6008285

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>>6008284
~~Too lazy to think of some secret choices~~

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)15:32:00 No.6008287

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)15:32:00 No.6008287

>>6008277
Lower right, a truly heroic sword, just ignore the demonic whispers its probably just your schizophrenia

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)15:33:02 No.6008289

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)15:33:02 No.6008289

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6008285
Still lower right, wait, can we take OP since he's there?

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:34:25 No.6008292

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:34:25 No.6008292

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6008285
Top middle is alright. Just cool enough to be an upgrade.

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:35:46 No.6008297

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:35:46 No.6008297

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008285
Middle left.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:39:10 No.6008301

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:39:10 No.6008301

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>>6008292
Yes? Yes

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:39:56 No.6008302

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:39:56 No.6008302

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6008301
NO. The one below, the beeg sword. Top middle is too basic.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:39:57 No.6008303

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:39:57 No.6008303

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6008301
Very yes. Lock in!

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/17/24(Fri)15:40:11 No.6008304

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/17/24(Fri)15:40:11 No.6008304

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6008301
hrmmm lock in

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:40:45 No.6008305

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:40:45 No.6008305

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>>6008302
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:42:10 No.6008306

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:42:10 No.6008306

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6008305
No, we're not Final Fantasy. We need the sword with the little skeleton insignia on it.

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:42:21 No.6008307

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:42:21 No.6008307

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>6008305
YEES

Lock in

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:43:22 No.6008309

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:43:22 No.6008309

>>6008306
You are aggressively lame.

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP)
05/17/24(Fri)15:45:39 No.6008314

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP) 05/17/24(Fri)15:45:39 No.6008314

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6008305
What about a double sword?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:47:12 No.6008318

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:47:12 No.6008318

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>>6008306
wololo

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:50:14 No.6008321

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:50:14 No.6008321

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6008318
Pick it up, kiddo.

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP)
05/17/24(Fri)15:50:17 No.6008322

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP) 05/17/24(Fri)15:50:17 No.6008322

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008314
>>6008318

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:50:27 No.6008323

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:50:27 No.6008323

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008318
At least pick the cool one like the katana.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)15:55:01 No.6008336

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)15:55:01 No.6008336

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>>6008321

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)15:56:09 No.6008338

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)15:56:09 No.6008338

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6008336
Hmm, Wizard dude. Can you detect stats on the sword? Does it have some special traits?

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP)
05/17/24(Fri)15:58:23 No.6008340

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP) 05/17/24(Fri)15:58:23 No.6008340

>>6008336
Double wizard, do you know how to double our fun?

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP)
05/17/24(Fri)16:00:01 No.6008342

Anonymous (ID: zuICufiP) 05/17/24(Fri)16:00:01 No.6008342

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6008340
>>6008336

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO)
05/17/24(Fri)16:04:13 No.6008350

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO) 05/17/24(Fri)16:04:13 No.6008350

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6008336
>So what makes you a Double Wizard, Double Wizard?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)16:14:55 No.6008367

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)16:14:55 No.6008367

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>>6008350
"Well, kids. Unlike other wizards. I am able to cast 2 spells at the same time. In any combination. Regular ol' wizards need an additional spell, a temporary buff, to be able to do what I do. But theirs only last for a short amount of time. While me. Well I tell ya. THat's what I do"

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/17/24(Fri)16:16:22 No.6008370

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/17/24(Fri)16:16:22 No.6008370

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6008367
Ezekiel seems very impressed.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)16:25:10 No.6008375

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)16:25:10 No.6008375

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>>6008370

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)16:43:10 No.6008383

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)16:43:10 No.6008383

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6008375
nuh-huh, this grandpa ain't gonna corrupt Firemane's boy with wizardry, her future husb- i mean her apprentice is not gonna be a NERD. Take him before he starts trying to read books instead of burning them.

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO)
05/17/24(Fri)17:24:19 No.6008426

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO) 05/17/24(Fri)17:24:19 No.6008426

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6008375
>Ask Mr. D.Wizard if he wants to come on the quest
>We got uhhhh loot and stuff

Anonymous (ID: IThBMo1M)
05/17/24(Fri)18:10:03 No.6008455

Anonymous (ID: IThBMo1M) 05/17/24(Fri)18:10:03 No.6008455

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6008375
>>6008375
Ask D.W. if it's ok to call him D.W.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)21:54:09 No.6008589

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)21:54:09 No.6008589

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>>6008426
"A quest, you say? Intriguing. Where are ya goin' ?"

holy shit I fell asleep

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO)
05/17/24(Fri)22:01:19 No.6008601

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO) 05/17/24(Fri)22:01:19 No.6008601

>>6008589
>Prompt Kid to answer him

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO)
05/17/24(Fri)22:01:50 No.6008602

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO) 05/17/24(Fri)22:01:50 No.6008602

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6008601
Oops.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)22:16:19 No.6008625

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)22:16:19 No.6008625

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>>6008602
"Well mister wizard, we got sent by the guild to clear out the crypt since the undead from here been causing trouble! But our main quest is to become super cool adventurers by making our way up the guild's rankings. Also there's this one old lady back in my village who prophecised about my destiny or whatever but I didn't really understand that one"

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)22:17:54 No.6008627

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)22:17:54 No.6008627

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6008625
Sidequest added: Find out the prophecy
Write that down.

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO)
05/17/24(Fri)22:20:56 No.6008630

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO) 05/17/24(Fri)22:20:56 No.6008630

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6008625
>Nod helpfully

Anonymous (ID: NvK/z7kl)
05/17/24(Fri)22:24:15 No.6008633

Anonymous (ID: NvK/z7kl) 05/17/24(Fri)22:24:15 No.6008633

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6008625
I guess we're going back to the guild to get paid first. You need dosh for your double experiments, right?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)22:33:42 No.6008639

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)22:33:42 No.6008639

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>>6008627

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)22:37:20 No.6008642

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)22:37:20 No.6008642

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6008639
Alright, let's get outta this crypt and head back to the guild

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)22:47:24 No.6008646

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)22:47:24 No.6008646

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>>6008642
Surely with this crypt cleared out, there'd be no more surprises

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa)
05/17/24(Fri)22:48:07 No.6008647

Anonymous (ID: k1rNiKJa) 05/17/24(Fri)22:48:07 No.6008647

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6008646
And then there weren't.

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)22:48:52 No.6008648

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)22:48:52 No.6008648

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6008646
woo, turn in the quest

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)22:50:59 No.6008649

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)22:50:59 No.6008649

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>>6008647

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)22:52:58 No.6008652

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)22:52:58 No.6008652

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6008649
DRIVE

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)23:04:57 No.6008663

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)23:04:57 No.6008663

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>>6008652
"So tell me, boy. What was this prophecy ya mentioned?"

"Well I didn't really understand it. Something about slaying a great evil or something in the future. But the details are vague. But I always wanted to become an adventurer so it worked out, really"

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)23:05:56 No.6008665

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)23:05:56 No.6008665

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6008663
WATCH OUT GOBLIN CHARIOTS

Anonymous (ID: NvK/z7kl)
05/17/24(Fri)23:11:34 No.6008673

Anonymous (ID: NvK/z7kl) 05/17/24(Fri)23:11:34 No.6008673

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008663
OH GOD GOBLIN BIKERS

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)23:20:15 No.6008678

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)23:20:15 No.6008678

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>>6008665
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)23:21:44 No.6008679

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)23:21:44 No.6008679

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008678
DOUBLE WIZARD DO YOUR THING
I'MA DRIFT THIS SHIT

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg)
05/17/24(Fri)23:23:34 No.6008682

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg) 05/17/24(Fri)23:23:34 No.6008682

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6008678
WIZARD, SLING SPELLS. KID, YOU HOLD HIS WAIST (PLATONICALLY ) AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T FALL OUT.
>Insert eurobeat mixtape and put pedal to metal

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)23:34:39 No.6008692

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/17/24(Fri)23:34:39 No.6008692

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>>6008682
"GOBLINOID RUFFIANS?! THIS WON'T DO! I WILL NEVER PAY MY TAXES! YOU HEAR ME!

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)23:36:16 No.6008694

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)23:36:16 No.6008694

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6008692
DOUBLE EM, DW

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg)
05/17/24(Fri)23:39:47 No.6008697

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg) 05/17/24(Fri)23:39:47 No.6008697

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6008692
DOUBLE DESTRUCTIOOOOOONNN!!!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/17/24(Fri)23:46:49 No.6008700

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>>6008697

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl)
05/17/24(Fri)23:50:24 No.6008701

Anonymous (ID: vseOvLGl) 05/17/24(Fri)23:50:24 No.6008701

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6008700
DOUBLE WIZARD DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGER

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg)
05/17/24(Fri)23:50:54 No.6008702

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg) 05/17/24(Fri)23:50:54 No.6008702

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6008700
DRIVE! I HEAR SIRENS!

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)00:00:02 No.6008709

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>>6008702
"Sirens? SIRENS! DAMN YA TEMPTRESSES! WE'RE ON LAND AND YET YA STILL ATTEMPT TO LURE US TO YER WATERY DOOM! TAKE THIS DOUBLE LIGHTNING!"

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg)
05/18/24(Sat)00:06:37 No.6008714

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg) 05/18/24(Sat)00:06:37 No.6008714

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008709
DOUBLE-WIZ THEY'RE COPS WE CAN'T CATCH CHARGES PLEASE

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)00:14:04 No.6008719

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)00:14:04 No.6008719

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6008709
>>6008714
>senile boomer libertarian wizard
No wonder he can cast double spells

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)00:18:40 No.6008723

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)00:18:40 No.6008723

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6008719
'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEEE"

GRANDPA'S GONNA GET YOU IN TROUBLE WITH THE COPS! SWERVE THE WAGON TO THROW OFF HIS AIM!

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)00:19:41 No.6008725

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)00:19:41 No.6008725

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6008723
UH SORRY OUR GRANDPA'S HAVING A WAR FLASHBACK

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg)
05/18/24(Sat)00:22:51 No.6008730

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg) 05/18/24(Sat)00:22:51 No.6008730

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6008723
WATCH ME WHIP THIS BITCH

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)00:26:15 No.6008731

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>>6008725
>>6008730
"HRAAGHHHH--OH SHIT"

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)00:27:41 No.6008732

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)00:27:41 No.6008732

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6008731
More flashback explosions

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)00:35:05 No.6008733

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>>6008732
Double Wizard suddenly remembers the...WIZARD WAR

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)00:38:48 No.6008737

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)00:38:48 No.6008737

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6008733
WIZARD WAR tactical dolphins

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg)
05/18/24(Sat)00:41:04 No.6008738

Anonymous (ID: MTIbUkeg) 05/18/24(Sat)00:41:04 No.6008738

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6008733
War...war has changed. Tactical dolphin drones dominate the battlefield. Singular spell infantry is all but obsolete.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)00:52:10 No.6008742

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)00:52:10 No.6008742

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>>6008738
"one...spell a turn...aint enough anymore...gotta...gotta do more...."

"Uh...Mister Double Wizard? You okay?"

Anonymous (ID: Eg7F88/a)
05/18/24(Sat)00:54:43 No.6008744

Anonymous (ID: Eg7F88/a) 05/18/24(Sat)00:54:43 No.6008744

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6008742
Snap out of it old man, we're here. Just gotta find a place to park.

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)00:57:07 No.6008746

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)00:57:07 No.6008746

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6008742
DIVINE DOLPHIN DEATH BLAST

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)01:23:15 No.6008760

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)01:23:15 No.6008760

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>>6008744
"...Oh hey, we're in town now"

Anonymous (ID: 4pesBr5C)
05/18/24(Sat)01:46:07 No.6008773

Anonymous (ID: 4pesBr5C) 05/18/24(Sat)01:46:07 No.6008773

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008760
What's his name again?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)01:49:43 No.6008775

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)01:49:43 No.6008775

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>>6008773
"Ah, my bad. I never properly introduced myself. I'm...."

[INSERT NAME HERE]

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)01:50:45 No.6008776

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)01:50:45 No.6008776

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6008775
Double Wizard

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)01:58:05 No.6008780

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)01:58:05 No.6008780

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>>6008776
Double Wizard the Double Wizard

Anonymous (ID: naQ0r+qS)
05/18/24(Sat)01:59:26 No.6008781

Anonymous (ID: naQ0r+qS) 05/18/24(Sat)01:59:26 No.6008781

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6008780
Double Wizard II

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)02:05:36 No.6008786

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)02:05:36 No.6008786

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>>6008781
Double Wizard II The Double Wizard?!

Anonymous (ID: 4pesBr5C)
05/18/24(Sat)02:07:34 No.6008787

Anonymous (ID: 4pesBr5C) 05/18/24(Sat)02:07:34 No.6008787

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6008786
He named himself after his mentor
He forgot his mentor's name so he just named himself the job

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO)
05/18/24(Sat)02:08:57 No.6008788

Anonymous (ID: Vcy03BDO) 05/18/24(Sat)02:08:57 No.6008788

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008786
Yes, but we can call him "DW" or "T-Dub" for short.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)02:15:41 No.6008791

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)02:15:41 No.6008791

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>>6008787
"I am Double Wizard II the Double Wizard, pleasure to make your acquaintances. What might your name be, boy?"

"Oh, I'm Ezekiel Rutabega. But you can call me Kid. Like Miss Firemane does! Say, why are you named Double Wizard II?"

"Ah, well my boy, that was to honor my teacher. A great and powerful mage in her own right....but I forgot what her name was so I named myself after the job instead"

Anonymous (ID: 4pesBr5C)
05/18/24(Sat)02:17:34 No.6008792

Anonymous (ID: 4pesBr5C) 05/18/24(Sat)02:17:34 No.6008792

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008791
This is despite the fact her name is plaster all over her statues
>>6008788
"How do you do, fellow initiates"

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)02:18:30 No.6008794

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)02:18:30 No.6008794

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6008791
Loom more

Anonymous (ID: SwAAQzQq)
05/18/24(Sat)02:19:37 No.6008796

Anonymous (ID: SwAAQzQq) 05/18/24(Sat)02:19:37 No.6008796

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6008791
Alright, let's go turn in that quest. Congrats Kid, you're gonna learn how to fill out a bunch of Lawful Exemption forms for that home invasion we just committed.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)02:24:45 No.6008800

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>>6008794
You loom over the 2 chatting dudes for...reasons

Anonymous (ID: dDfSjIL9)
05/18/24(Sat)02:25:22 No.6008801

Anonymous (ID: dDfSjIL9) 05/18/24(Sat)02:25:22 No.6008801

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6008800
MONEY.

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)02:28:43 No.6008803

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)02:28:43 No.6008803

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008800
He keeps rambling about how he was trained in the powerful ways of wizardry by her, which also showed he was completely oblivious to her charms

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)02:35:43 No.6008807

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)02:35:43 No.6008807

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>>6008803
You take notice of how, according to him, his mentor constantly doted on him, taking him everywhere, teaching him everything. It was clear to you that his mentor was also trying to flirt with him....but he didn't notice aaaaany of it.

Wow, sure blows huh. Sure hope this isn't dramatic irony or foreshadowing to anything for anybody present, right Firemane?

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)02:37:58 No.6008808

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)02:37:58 No.6008808

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6008807
Firemane.
Firemane.
Why are you sweating.
You don't want to be like a certain top idol dictator, do you

Anonymous (ID: g5rdg9P1)
05/18/24(Sat)02:40:52 No.6008809

Anonymous (ID: g5rdg9P1) 05/18/24(Sat)02:40:52 No.6008809

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6008807
Look, we only wanna teach him fire magic and drift-chariotry because they're USEFUL.
THAT'S IT.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)02:41:41 No.6008810

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>>6008808
Surely not.

Riiiiight?

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)02:42:19 No.6008812

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)02:42:19 No.6008812

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6008810
>>6008809
ERASE THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHT FROM THE FUTURE

Anonymous (ID: g5rdg9P1)
05/18/24(Sat)02:43:47 No.6008813

Anonymous (ID: g5rdg9P1) 05/18/24(Sat)02:43:47 No.6008813

>>6008810
WE HAVE A STRICTLY PLATONIC MENTOR STUDENT RELATIONSHIP.
Now let's ignore this and go get PAID.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)02:45:17 No.6008814

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)02:45:17 No.6008814

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>>6008812
YES LET'S GO TURN IN THE QUEST INSTEAD LALALA

"Oh hey, Firemane. How's my favorite debtor doing? You finished that crypt quest?"

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)02:46:47 No.6008815

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)02:46:47 No.6008815

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6008814
Yes, and we found the Double Wiza-
"THE DOUBLE WIZAR-oh it's just her apprentice goddamnit"

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)02:51:11 No.6008818

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>>6008815
Why the sudden outburst from the Guild Receptionist? Could this mean something? Does the Double Wizard hide more secrets than he lets on? All of this and more will be answered in....I dunno, a few hours? Maybe more? Cuz I uh gotta go. Bread will resume whenver I get back. see yas

updates b here n stuff: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: zUUHGS+d)
05/18/24(Sat)06:05:57 No.6008894

Anonymous (ID: zUUHGS+d) 05/18/24(Sat)06:05:57 No.6008894

You know, if we want to avoid ending like the double wizard, we can just...confess. It's not like we have to wait for our dense student to realize it

Not now, of course. He still has go advance more in the path of a hero before he can earn that. You can't confess until at least the halfway mark.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/18/24(Sat)12:31:39 No.6009118

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/18/24(Sat)12:31:39 No.6009118

>>6008894
NO! Night Knight must not know that we are stalking him, it will ruin our strategy for the rematch!
Or something I haven't been keeping up

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)12:45:11 No.6009136

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oh shit I can finally post

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)12:53:55 No.6009141

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)12:53:55 No.6009141

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6009136
Nah he's just a simp

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)12:58:32 No.6009146

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)12:58:32 No.6009146

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>>6009141
Who? The bread? Can bread even be simps?

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)12:59:41 No.6009147

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)12:59:41 No.6009147

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6009146
Toast

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:00:06 No.6009149

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:00:06 No.6009149

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6009146
If you toast it

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)13:02:23 No.6009152

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)13:02:23 No.6009152

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>>6009149

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)13:03:25 No.6009153

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)13:03:25 No.6009153

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6009152
Some jam

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)13:07:17 No.6009154

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)13:07:17 No.6009154

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>>6009153

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:08:21 No.6009155

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:08:21 No.6009155

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6009154
Back to the actual simp that is the Guild Receptionist

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)13:10:37 No.6009157

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)13:10:37 No.6009157

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>>6009155

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/18/24(Sat)13:11:28 No.6009158

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/18/24(Sat)13:11:28 No.6009158

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6009157
Kid is turning in the quest.

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:11:52 No.6009159

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:11:52 No.6009159

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6009157
>>6009158
I mean you started screaming when you heard the job title Double Wizard

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/18/24(Sat)13:12:35 No.6009160

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/18/24(Sat)13:12:35 No.6009160

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6009159
>>6009157
Yeah bro. Also you have a framed poster of her right behind your desk.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)13:21:40 No.6009174

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)13:21:40 No.6009174

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>>6009159
>>6009160
"I have no idea what you're talking about. You must have mistaken"

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:23:46 No.6009181

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:23:46 No.6009181

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6009174
"Oh come on I'm the Double Wizard now-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP KARL OF ALL THE MEN SHE CHOSE YOU, YOU DON'T EVEN PAY US TAXES"

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/)
05/18/24(Sat)13:24:07 No.6009183

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/) 05/18/24(Sat)13:24:07 No.6009183

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6009174
Okay well uh, hand over the reward so you can go back to seething you're not our fella D-2

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2)
05/18/24(Sat)13:26:14 No.6009186

Anonymous (ID: GXGaFJC2) 05/18/24(Sat)13:26:14 No.6009186

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6009174
...
Anyways the crypt was cleared. The Kid even got kill a Lich or whatever. It was coooooooooooooool.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)13:30:45 No.6009192

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>>6009186
"Yeah! Here's his skull for proof"

"Alright then. Our guild contacts in the area should be able to confirm quest success with our clients, your reward will be ready shortly"

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:31:10 No.6009193

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:31:10 No.6009193

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6009192
>>6009181

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/)
05/18/24(Sat)13:32:00 No.6009194

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/) 05/18/24(Sat)13:32:00 No.6009194

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6009192
watnou?

Anonymous (ID: psSKF2cS)
05/18/24(Sat)13:33:12 No.6009195

Anonymous (ID: psSKF2cS) 05/18/24(Sat)13:33:12 No.6009195

>>6009192
How short is "shortly"?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)13:34:57 No.6009196

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)13:34:57 No.6009196

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>>6009194
"Now you go into the Guild Hall and wait for a bit and you'll get your pay. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes"

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)13:35:55 No.6009198

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)13:35:55 No.6009198

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6009196
Waiting room time, a second is like an hour

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/)
05/18/24(Sat)13:36:11 No.6009200

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/) 05/18/24(Sat)13:36:11 No.6009200

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6009196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sruEnQ9HkU

waiting time

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:36:36 No.6009202

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:36:36 No.6009202

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6009196
Double Wizard II starts introducing himself as DW-2 or T-Dub to his fellow adventurers in an attempt to seem cool

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/)
05/18/24(Sat)13:39:10 No.6009206

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/) 05/18/24(Sat)13:39:10 No.6009206

>>6009202
DW-2 takes longer to say than Double Wizard.

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:39:44 No.6009208

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:39:44 No.6009208

>>6009206
Cool, not practical

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)13:54:03 No.6009217

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>>6009198

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)13:54:54 No.6009218

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)13:54:54 No.6009218

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6009217
>>6009202

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/18/24(Sat)13:54:57 No.6009219

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/18/24(Sat)13:54:57 No.6009219

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6009217
Double wizard! Conjure up a Ye Olde Boxed Television, would ya?

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)14:00:37 No.6009223

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)14:00:37 No.6009223

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6009217
Cut to commercial

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)14:03:10 No.6009225

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)14:03:10 No.6009225

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>>6009218
"Yo wassup mi hombres. It's ya boi. T-Dub. Comin' atcha straight from da wizard towa"

"wat"

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/)
05/18/24(Sat)14:04:48 No.6009226

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/) 05/18/24(Sat)14:04:48 No.6009226

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6009225
In the meanwhile, try to think of what we should do next to teach Ezekiel. Just don't think about how Double Wizard I ended. And definitely don't think about how you could end up like her.

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/18/24(Sat)14:05:50 No.6009228

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/18/24(Sat)14:05:50 No.6009228

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6009225
Oi Double W! Come here for a sec, would ya?

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)14:06:38 No.6009231

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)14:06:38 No.6009231

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6009225
Where’s the hype man, D-Wiz?

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1)
05/18/24(Sat)14:09:51 No.6009234

Anonymous (ID: Uolt84R1) 05/18/24(Sat)14:09:51 No.6009234

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6009225
>>6009228
>>6009231
>cringe levels rise

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)14:20:20 No.6009243

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)14:20:20 No.6009243

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>>6009228
"Yeeee waddup, Supa Hot Fiyah....Mane?"

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/18/24(Sat)14:21:48 No.6009245

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/18/24(Sat)14:21:48 No.6009245

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6009243
Uhhh can you conjure up Ye Olde Boxed Television for us to watch while we wait, big man?

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)14:27:00 No.6009249

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)14:27:00 No.6009249

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>>6009245
"Sure thang, watch this"

Then he shows you his balls

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/18/24(Sat)14:28:01 No.6009251

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/18/24(Sat)14:28:01 No.6009251

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6009249
Let's see what's on the old wizard network.

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN)
05/18/24(Sat)14:28:33 No.6009252

Anonymous (ID: 7wflmdsN) 05/18/24(Sat)14:28:33 No.6009252

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6009249
Ponder

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)14:41:24 No.6009266

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)14:41:24 No.6009266

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>>6009252

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2)
05/18/24(Sat)14:42:27 No.6009269

Anonymous (ID: G5yDgth2) 05/18/24(Sat)14:42:27 No.6009269

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6009266
Sweet, Deathkiller sword is on 10% sale

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/)
05/18/24(Sat)14:42:30 No.6009270

Anonymous (ID: WJ6iXE4/) 05/18/24(Sat)14:42:30 No.6009270

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6009266
Meanwhile, Ezekiel ponders Firemane's orbs.

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/18/24(Sat)14:42:48 No.6009272

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/18/24(Sat)14:42:48 No.6009272

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6009266
Bah, only re-runs and bad sitcoms.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)14:50:46 No.6009290

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)14:50:46 No.6009290

Alright lads. Turns out we pondered too hard. Image limit reached. Welp. Guess OP can now shirk his responsibilities and go eat a sandwich

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa)
05/18/24(Sat)14:55:40 No.6009296

Anonymous (ID: jtyvdRFa) 05/18/24(Sat)14:55:40 No.6009296

>>6009290
It's over.

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw)
05/18/24(Sat)14:57:17 No.6009298

Anonymous (ID: sFMzb7Mw) 05/18/24(Sat)14:57:17 No.6009298

>>6009296
It is indeed over. Oh well. Episode 2's probably gonna go up in the following week...uh, whenever it can. It's almost 2 AM so I should probably stop anyway.

Toodles. Updates b here n shit ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm)
05/19/24(Sun)14:23:28 No.6010196

Anonymous (ID: H1zB1XTm) 05/19/24(Sun)14:23:28 No.6010196

Don't forget to archive the thread, OP.

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