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In the last thread, the being known in some circles as Existence, and in most as God, decided to try out empathy for a change, by literally putting himself into the shoes of those around him. Fixing his son Chaos, attempting to understand his son Life, and also just generally fucking around inside of other people's minds. This "God" being is you, as you most likely already know.
The 500-year-long war is still on the horizon, and the champions are hard at work.
A choice must be made before we begin. Would you like to start directly where we left off, or time skip? If you'd like to time skip, for how long?
>Where we left off
>Time skip
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>>5908073
>Where we left off
There was still some things to do, but after that we'll do a timeskip
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>>5908073
>Where we left off
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>>5908078
It's the next day. Yesterday was a very eventful and somewhat painful day. Your son Life seems to be going through something, and you are unsure how you are supposed to help him.
But, now is not the time for that. There are still some things you must do.
>See family
>Mess with mortals
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5908091
>Go see Hate
Been a while since we talked to him, and we never did answer his question about his art back in thread 1 lmao
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>>5908091
>Create an orb that lets you look through Possible Futures. Try to find a future where you helped fix things with Life, and figure out what you did in that timeline.
Orb pondering can surely help.
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>>5908093
+1
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>>5908091
>>5908093
+1
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>>5908096
>>5908102
>>5908110
You create an orb that allows you to see possible futures. It can see upwards of one thousand years ahead. You do not have time to check it this second though, as you are going to see your son, Hate.
You walk into his room and find him finishing up one of his wall paintings.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, DAD?" He asks.
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Use orb
>Do something else
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>>5908174
>Manifest a belt and threaten to spank Hate if he keeps acting like a dick to his brothers and sisters.
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>>5908174
Who's this you drew?
>>5908177
Calm down anon, we already scolded him by removing his voice once. Literally
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>>5908174
Ask how Hate knew about us talking to Life
Compliment him on his art

>>5908177
Do NOT do this
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>>5908177
>>5908182
>>5908205
You ask Hate who he drew.
"OH. THIS IS LIFE CRYING. I THOUGHT IT WAS SO HILARIOUS I HAD TO DRAW IT."
You compliment him on his art, before asking him how he knows about what happened with Life.
"OH. RETIS LIKES TO WATCH WHAT YOU GUYS DO WITH THESE INVISIBLE CAMERAS SHE'S SET UP, SO SHE CAN 'BE A BETTER THERAPIST' OR SOMETHING. I HEARD HER TALKING ABOUT IT WITH NOTHING THIS MORNING, SO I OBVIOUSLY HAD TO TELL EVERYONE."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Use orb
>Do something else
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>>5908208
>Do you hate your brother?
>What do you mean Retis has invisible cameras around?
>Tell him that while we like his art it could be even better if he asked his Mother for lessons, since she's really good at painting.
>Ask him why he didn't want to participate in the competition
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>>5908213
+1
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>>5908208
>>5908213
+1
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>>5908213
>>5908227
>>5908242
+1
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>>5908208
>Do something else
Agony dot Retis.
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>>5908208
>>5908213
Supporting.

>>5908406
I vote against this.
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>>5908406
Pls no
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>>5908406
yeah no, faggot
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>>5908213
+1
>>5908208
After talking to Hate, go talk to Retis about those cameras.
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>>5908993
Support. Mention the Agony Dot, but just casually, in passing.

>>5908208
>>5908274 is me.
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Guys, what if we created the ultimate masochist and then agony dotted them? An entity who existentially enjoys suffering in all of its infinite variations and wants more of it, infinitely, and then we agony dotted them for a few minutes? What would happen? Agony dotting Retis is senseless but I think we should try to experiment.
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>>5908213
>>5908227
>>5908242
>>5908274
>>5908406
>>5908437
>>5908993
>>5909004
You ask Hate if he hates his brother.
"OF COURSE! WHAT'S THERE NOT TO HATE? HE'S NARCISSISTIC, AND MEAN, ISOLATES HIMSELF FROM EVERYONE ELSE, AND TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, WE'RE ALL SORT OF SCARED OF HIM."
You ask about Retis' cameras.
"OH, SHE SET THOSE UP A WHILE AGO. MOST PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEM. I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T SINCE YOU'RE FUCKING GOD AND EVERYTHING."
You advise that Hate take art lessons from Wife.
"MAYBE. BUT I DON'T REALLY LIKE OTHER PEOPLE GETTING UP IN MY BUSINESS AND TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SO I PROBABLY WON'T."
You ask Hate why he decided not to participate in the competition.
"BECAUSE IT'S KINDA... FUCKING CRUEL. I'D PREFER TO HAVE MY HANDS CLEAN OF THAT, THANK YOU."
You casually bring up The Misery Dot in conversation.
"UH... YOU AREN'T THINKING OF USING THAT THING AGAIN, ARE YOU? I'D REALLY ADVISE AGAINST IT."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Use orb
>Do something else
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>>5909275
>And here I thought he was sort of normal besides the potential sociopathy. I'll try to straighten him out,he seems to be going through something
>I mean, the competition wasn't really organised with cruelty in mind, it's more like an opportunity to steer the tide of history a bit honestly. Though I'll admit I'm worried about some of the champions I chose
>I'm not trying to tell you what to do son, but I do like that you have your own hobbies and want to see you cultivate them. Take it as advice from your father.
>Tell me son, do you hate me? I won't be mad if you do, as it's your nature
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>>5909275
>>5909288
+1
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>>5909275
>Mention that you expected him to enjoy cruel things considering he's the embodiement of hate and all.

I find it funny that he's the only one who feels as if a line was crossed with the competition.
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>>5909275
>>5909288
>>5909307
+1
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>>5909288
>>5909307
+1
I had the idea of giving him a wicked cool paintbrush or art supplies. Something he'd like, though he won't show it easily.
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>>5909275
The actual God of Hate is less cruel than we are. Whew.

>point out he's being a bit cruel to his little bro
>ollie out to talk to Retis
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>>5909293
>>5909307
>>5909314
>>5909315
>>5909318
You tell him you'll try to straighten out Life.
"YEAH, YOU BETTER. GOD KNOWS I'M NOT GONNA BE THE ONE DOING IT. OR... YOU KNOW... OR... FUCK. IT'S WEIRD USING THE WORD 'GOD' CASUALLY WHEN THE GUY IS LITERALLY YOUR DAD."
You explain your intentions with the competitions were not cruel ones.
"SURE, BUT YOU'RE STILL USING THE LIVES OF INDIVIDUALS LIKE PLAYTHINGS. LISTEN, DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, BUT I'M NOT HAVING ANY PART OF IT."
You explain that you aren't telling him what to do when giving him advice and that you'd just like to see him improve.
"YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT. DON'T MIND ME. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, I'M JUST KIND OF A STUBBORN ASSHOLE. SEE, THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING IT. THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM LIFE, AND MOST OF THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS FUCKED UP UNIVERSE."
You ask him if he hates you.
"NO."
You tell him you would have expected him to enjoy cruel things, as he is The God of Hate.
"CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T READ MY BOOK. I DO NOT USE THE WORD HATE THE WAY DICTIONARIES SAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE USED. 'HATE' IN MY MIND IS NOT AN INTENSE DISLIKE OF SOMETHING. IT'S A REJECTION OF EVERYTHING SEPARATE FROM THE INDIVIDUAL. LOOKING OUT FOR YOURSELF, AND ONLY YOURSELF. WHEN YOU FOLLOW HATE, THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR IS THE INDIVIDUAL. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, NO CREED, NO HONOR, NO RELIGION, NOTHING. THE INDIVIDUAL IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. THAT'S WHY I GET SO PISSED OFF WHEN YOU PEOPLE USE REAL-LIFE PEOPLE AS LITTLE PLAYTHINGS. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE TREATED THAT WAY ARE THOSE WHO IMPEDE ON OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO BE OURSELVES AND LOOK OUT FOR OURSELVES. SO WHEN I SAY I 'HATE' EVERYTHING, I'M MORE SO SAYING THAT EVERYTHING BUT MYSELF AND OTHER INDIVIDUALS DO NOT MATTER. IT'S SORT OF LIKE... YOU ARE YOUR OWN GOD."
You tell him he's being slightly cruel to Life.
"FUCK HIM."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Use orb
>Do something else
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>>5909324
>Thank him for explaining himself.
I do feel we understand him a little better.
>Slap the magic goggles on his face and forcibly turn it to life, so he's forced to experience what it's like to be him.
Wonder how that'll jive with his intensely personal, experiential philosophy.
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>>5909324
Hate is a surprisingly good guy, whew.
>Hug him, thank him for being honest, and say we're proud of him for developping an actually independant and thoughtful philosophy.
>Maybe I'll read your book when I have time.
>Go see Retis
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>>5909331
No fuck that anon don't do that. Ask him if he wants to try the goggles first.
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>>5909324
>Thank him for explaining himself.
>Excuse yourself and read the Book of Hate.
>Go see Retis.
I'm honestly intrigued. We haven't read either the Book of Love or the Book of Hate, we should probably do that soon.

>>5909335
Yeah I agree.
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>>5909333
+1
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>>5909331
>>5909333
>>5909335
>>5909346
>>5909356
You thank Chaos for explaining himself, before excusing yourself.
While on your way to go talk to Retis, you pick up a copy of The Book of Hate. Seems the whole thing is pretty in line with what Chaos described. The first few chapters contain the Greethian creation story, while the rest of the book is dedicated to explaining Chaos´ philosophy and giving advice on how Chaos believes mortals should approach life. The book teaches that one's individuality and sense of self are the most important things, and so looking out for oneself and other individuals should be prioritized over all things.
At first, it seems somewhat narcissistic, but the book also teaches that EVERYONE is an individual, and so the lives of all people should be protected and respected. The book also teaches humility, honesty, and social etiquette.
After reading the book, you go to meet Retis. As soon as you walk into her office she springs up and runs over to greet you, holding an envelope in her hand.
"Mr. God! Just in time. A letter came in for you." She says, handing the letter to you. "So, what do you need?"
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Read letter
>Use orb
>Do something else
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>>5909367
>Ask her why your mail is being delivered to her, that's weird.
>Read letter
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>>5909371
>support
>>5909367
Uuuh, QM, don't you mean Hate and not Chaos?
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>>5909374
(FUCK! Sorry, anons. So used to writing for Chaos after last thread, lol. All mentions of Chaos should be Hate in the last update.)
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>>5909367
(Not an official update, just a fix of a mistake in the last one. Here is the revised version of the text.)
You thank Hate for explaining himself, before excusing yourself.
While on your way to go talk to Retis, you pick up a copy of The Book of Hate. Seems the whole thing is pretty in line with what Hate described. The first few chapters contain the Greethian creation story, while the rest of the book is dedicated to explaining Hate's philosophy and giving advice on how Hate believes mortals should approach life. The book teaches that one's individuality and sense of self are the most important things, and so looking out for oneself and other individuals should be prioritized over all things.
At first, it seems somewhat narcissistic, but the book also teaches that EVERYONE is an individual, and so the lives of all people should be protected and respected. The book also teaches humility, honesty, and social etiquette.
After reading the book, you go to meet Retis. As soon as you walk into her office she springs up and runs over to greet you, holding an envelope in her hand.
"Mr. God! Just in time. A letter came in for you." She says, handing the letter to you. "So, what do you need?"
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>>5909374
You ask Retis why she's getting YOUR mail.
"Well, I'm your therapist and all, but I'm also sort of like, your secretary. All sorts of things for you come to me first."
You open the letter and read it. Looks like it's... a party invitation...
You check the back to find the location. Looks like the party is in... 3 days. Huh. You've never been to a party before.
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Read letter
>Use orb
>Do something else
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>>5909407
>Flip letter over

Also, based Satanist Hate.
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>>5909407
That's...weird, and suspicious
>Fair enough Retis, though why didn't you tell me you installed cameras everywhere? I'd like to be notified next time you do that.
>Tell her what we saw in Life's mind and ask for advice
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>>5909407
>Use ORB to check out the party and see what kind of attire is appropriate for it so you don't make a fool of yourself.
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>>5909407
>Turn the background the same shade of Red as Red space then back for just a split-second to see if Retis reacts
>Flip over Letter while using the Orb
>Use our god powers to have our eyes look in different directions to make this possible
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>>5909411
>>5909412
>>5909426
You analyze the back of the letter. The party is in three days and is at some random coordinates in Blue Space. You still aren't sure if you'll go because you find this somewhat suspicious, but you're considering it.
You ask Retis why she installed cameras everywhere.
"Oh... found out about that, did you? Well, it was mostly to analyze how you guys act and interact with each other so I could be a better therapist, but now I've sort of just been watching it for fun..."
You tell Retis about what's going on with Life and ask for advice.
"Oh. I'm not really sure what to do about that. He desires attention and admiration, but giving him too much of that will just make his narcissism and delusion even worse. It's a tough situation."
You attempt to use the orb to check the future to see what attire is appropriate for the party. This does not work, however, as the party is in Blue Space, and the orb can only see into Black Space's future.
You play a little prank on Retis by making the surrounding area red for a split second before turning it back. This startles her, causing her to immediately grab a bottle of pills from her pocket and take one.
"Ah, much better." She says, sounding very relieved.
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Read letter
>Use orb
>Do something else
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>>5909432
>Ask Retis to help you use the Orb to find a Potential Future where Life's issues have been fixed and figure out what happened in that timeline.
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>>5909432
>Ask Retis if she wants to go to a party with us
>Create a super-advanced suit of power armour for ourselves
That seems about right, as far as precautions go.
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>>5909432
>Ask about the pill she just took.

>>5909442
I'd feel better if we invited one of our family members instead of her, she has stuff to do.
Maybe Wife? She usually just hangs around and waits.
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>>5909432
>I see, well I'd like it if you didn't spy on me and my Wife making love using them in the future. No seriously don't do that please.
>ask about the pills
QM is the ticket for the whole family or just one member?
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>>5909448
Well yeah, but Retis is also stressed. Goes without saying we'd invite Wife. I am a little hesitant to go to a party in a dimension where we aren't omnipotent. We have functionally infinite power and could do anything in Black Space. It makes no sense to risk our lives in Blue Space but parties are fun so I think we should go.
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>>5909456
Wife is supposed to be more or less on our level so I think she'll be fine as long as we don't meet Kritla 2.0. As for Retis...we may need to find her some hobbies
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>>5909455
(The ticket is for the whole family, so as long as they are related to you by blood they have a pass to go. So yeah, all family members can go. Whether or not all members will want to go is another story.)
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>>5909458
Retis was made to be a therapist, if anyone can recognize that they're not mentally healthy, it'd be her. Oh wait, shit, she's a therapist. Fuck, she's probably more insane than Chaos.
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>>5909460
Oh okay, so we can potentially bring everyone
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>>5909432
Can we send remotely-controlled thrones in our place, while we and the family pilot them remotely with duplicated pairs of the empathy goggles? if so, do that.
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>>5909467
I'd like to get some other stuff done before we go to the party, like using the goggles on the Priest and Adversary, and checking on the white cells.
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>>5909487
Fair, but let's check the viability of the pan in >>5909467, maybe?
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>>5909438
>>5909442
>>5909448
>>5909455
You tell Retis about the note and ask her if she'd like to go.
"Maybe! If everyone else goes I won't really have a choice, since if no one is here I don't really have anything to do..."
You ask her what the pills she just took are.
"VERY fast-working anti-anxiety medication!"
You take out the orb and ask Retis to help you find a future in which you are able to fix Life's issues.
The orb can see upwards of 1000 years into the future, showing all possible timelines. What will you do?
>Look at a faraway timeline
>Look at a close timeline
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909491
>Look at a close timeline
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>>5909491
>Look at a close timeline
Party is in 3 days, so let's look at that first
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>>5909494
+1

>>5909491
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>>5909493
>>5909494
>>5909497
You check the possible outcomes for 3 days right now. There are a nearly infinite amount of outcomes, but it seems there are only fifty entirely unique ones.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909511
>Try to find the best outcome of the fifty uniques. And the worst.
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>>5909511
>Show me the worst and the best
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>>5909513
>>5909515
You sift through all the timelines to find the best one, and the worst one. You are unable to see what actually happens at the party in these timelines, as you can only see Black Space's future, but in the best timeline, everyone goes to the party and comes back after having a good time. You bring back a basket full of exotic cheeses, and a big trophy for being the best partygoer.
In the worst timeline, everyone goes, and no one comes home.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909521
Jesus.
>Look farther back, to see how you convinced everyone to attend the Best Party.
>Also check to see which mortals were invited to the Best Party.
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>>5909523
Worth a go, but I'm thinking my goggles-and-thrones plan is looking pretty good about now.
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>>5909524
Remember that this is the worst timeline anon, the single worst outcome that can happen.
>>5909521
>Look at a timeline where we're fixing Life's issues.
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>>5909530
When the worst outcome is total familial destruction, and the best is a cheese platter and trophy, I think we should prioritize the negative.
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>>5909521
>Look at a timeline where we're fixing Life's issues.
>Look farther back, to see how you convinced everyone to attend the Best Party.
>Also check to see which mortals were invited to the Best Party.
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>>5909532
And things don't happen without a reason anon. COnsidering the kind of story this is, I'd say ''worst outcome'' is probably something insanely extreme. I think we should be careful, but sending body doubles is 100% gonna get busted right off the bat. How about we take a look?
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>>5909523
>>5909524
>>5909530
>>5909537
You go a bit further back to see how you convinced everyone to go and what mortals came to the party.
Seems in the best outcome you brought Timmy and Peter, and decided against having a third mortal guest. You also notice in this timeline you... don't convince Life to go. Actually, you notice Life isn't even present at all.
You look a bit more, and you find there are timelines in which you bring Life, but all of them are negative in at least one minor way.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909543
>Make sure Life still exists in those timelines
Uhh
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>>5909545
+1
Where is Life in those timelines?
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>>5909545
>>5909548
You decide to see where Life is in the best timeline... and the answer is very... very... concerning.
In the best timeline where everyone has a good time at the party, you get a reward, and a basket full of cheese, you... kill Life and dump his body into deep space. How... can that be possible?
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909543
>Check which gods went to the party in the best timeline
it says 'everyone' but life didn't go
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>>5909560
>Look farther back
Why did we kill Life?
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>>5909563
+1
The fuck happened?
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>>5909561
>>5909563
>>5909565
Seems in the best timeline you decide that Life's issues aren't worth the pain and effort, so you break into his room and kill him. No one likes Life, so no one seems to care, and so the rest of the family helps you dispose of the body. Wife is a bit upset, but you help her accept it by telling her about the worst possible outcome of the party. An interesting outcome for sure...
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909573
>Look further back
See how the timeline was before we created ourself, before the Rapture
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>>5909573
I refuse to believe that the ''best timeline'' is us killing our own son
>>5909576
Also +1, don't know if we can do it but if this orb can see the past then maybe it can see what the rapture was all about.
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>>5909573
>Consider asking Hate what he would do
>Follow that timeline with the Orb, and see what he says if we do
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>>5909573
>Look at mediocre timelines after the party. Ones that are not too negative, but not exactly positive either.
>Try to find one's that don't involve getting killed or traumatized/humiliated in some permanent way.
>Look at timelines in which we didn't go to the party.
Well this is interesting.
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>>5909573
>that pic
We've NEVER fought anybody ourselves in this entire quest yet. All we've done is warping trickery like timestops, memory alteration, teleporting people, telepathy, and creating and changing things. We've never actually gotten violent personally, have we? Or did I forget when we did?
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>>5909595
+1, I love how the QM throws these compelling mysteries at us out of fucking nowhere. They haven't overstayed their welcome yet, which is good

>>5909576
This feels like a recipe for "orb nukes itself right in front of us because of shit beyond it's limits"
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>>5909603
We never have actually. God actually isn't that murderous of a guy, most of the deaths we're responsible for were accidents or consequences of other things we did, but we've never actually raised our hand against anybody directly. Kritla being the except but force wasn't working here.
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>>5909576
>>5909577
>>5909585
>>5909595
>>5909605
You look at a timeline in which you ask Hate on what to do. In all of the timelines, Hate jokingly tells you to kill Life, and of course, in some of them, you take him seriously.
You attempt to use the orb to look further back to before The Rapture. You are unable to get a totally clear view of the world before yours, but you manage to get something. Before The Rapture, there was a planet. This planet was very similar to Greeth, besides the fact it was a sphere rather than a disk. The planet orbited a huge star, along with many other uninhabited planets. This planet had many creatures living on it, and a had a long rich history. But this planet is long gone now.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909610
>look farther back
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>>5909610
>Look at timelines in which we didn't go to the party.
>Look at timelines in which we killed Life, and what would happen as a consequence.
Alright surely there's some reason we're allowed to look this far back. Can we see what sort of creatures live on this planet?
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>>5909610
backing >>5909617
>(feel the trepidation and anxiety on your back, even though you are a transparent superbeing)
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>>5909619
Also supporting this. We're going into uncharted territory, lads.
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>>5909613
>>5909617
>>5909619
>>5909626
It seems in all timelines in which you kill Life there are little to no consequences. Life is simply eventually forgotten by all who knew him, and his issues are never resolved.
You attempt to get more details about the before times. It takes some effort, and the images and information are not 100% clear, but you manage to find some things.
There was only one completely sentient species on this planet, and they were the most complex. These were the beings who shaped almost the entirety of the planet's history. They conquered first the world, and then they began conquering the stars. It was after the stars were conquered that their gods came down to reward them with perfect lives. No more hardship, no more pain, and no more work. Just full contentment for the short life they got to live. Death was cold, and black, and infinite, but at least life could finally be sweet.
Until, one day, everything ceased to be.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909608
Yeah which is why that >>5909573 is way too out of character for the way we've played God this story. Something's fishy with this orb, perhaps?

>>5909630
>Reach it. Reach that cessation point.
>Look into the eyes of our past self. Who was he? Who were we?
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>>5909632
+1
Fuck man, we need to fix Life.
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>>5909630
>Break the orb
Cursed object! Deceiver!
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>>5909632
I'm backing this.
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>>5909643
no
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>>5909635
>>5909643
>>5909644
It's hard. Impossibly hard. But you manage to reach the cessation point.
There was someone, someone who the mortals did not like. He was a mortal too. Someone the God of Life loved more than all other mortals.
This mortal was arrogant, mean, and selfish. This mortal felt entitled to life itself.
When it was time for this mortal to die, the other mortals wanted to make him suffer. They beat, stoned, whipped, and cut him for hours, at one point even cutting out his eye. Then, they brought him to a high place, where all the cold wind could get at him, and nailed him to a cross.
The mortal screamed at his attackers and begged the gods to let him continue to live. Eventually, his desperation turned to hatred, and he began cursing the gods, especially The God of Life.
Then a voice said something. Something that the other mortals could not hear. Something that got the tortured mortal's attention.
You were unable to hear what exactly the voice said, but for some reason, you were able to recall the way the mortal looked at the person who was speaking.
This look of... something you can't quite identify.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909657
>Talk
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>>5909657
>Talk
We need to know.
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>>5909657
>Who? Who was he looking at?
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So do you think that's us anons, or do you think it was another? It's not the same eye
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>>5909662
>>5909675
>>5909676
You try to remember who the mortal was talking to... you try and try, and try...


But you won't. Not yet anyway. You know damn well you remember what I said to you. Deep down, somewhere in there. And you remember what you did to us. You remember what you made us become. And if you don't remember, you better start. Because what comes around goes around. And it's going around very

very

quickly.
Because you can't get rid of something that's part of you. No matter how hard you try.

You are unable to find anything else relating to the world before. Every time you try, the orb simply goes black. You feel... anxious for the future. How could you not with the things you see and the thoughts you've been having? And you still aren't sure if the party is a good idea...
Retis speaks up. "So... have you made a decision yet, or will we keep looking? Because I'm down to keep looking at this orb."
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909691
>Ask Retis if it's black for her too, or if she saw what you just saw.
>Look further forward, out to 1,000 YEARS from now, for an IDEAL FUTURE in which Life's problems have been fixed and remain fixed. You dial it back from there to find out how you did it.
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>>5909691
>Teleport the Orb to the most ambitious mortal on Greeth
That's enough of that Orb. In the meantime, I think we should invite Life to the party. It was clearly biased and trying to turn us against our son.
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>>5909691
Oh fuck, so that third thing inside of us is whatever spoke to us back then. I'm starting to think that whatever spoke was also the narrator somewhat, since several times the text changed to first person in the quest.
>Look for a future where we can get along with Life, an ideal one where we don't kill him before the party
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>>5909691
>Erase Retis' memory of what she saw in the orb
>Hide the orb
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>>5909691
First >>5909699
Then >>5909693
THEN >>5909700
Lastly >>5909694
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>>5909694
>>5909709
I'm honestly against giving that orb to a mortal. Mainly because that shit could backfire very very hard on us
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>>5909693
>>5909699
+1
Don't give the orb to the mortal, don't invite Life or anything yet.

>Look for any flaws or defects in the making of the orb
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>>5909711
>>5909715
OK then

>>5909691
Changing my vote in >>5909709 to drop giving the orb to anybody else, and drop inviting Life for now.
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>>5909693
>>5909694
>>5909699
>>5909700
>>5909709
>>5909715
You look for any flaws in the orb. There are none. It seems the orb IS showing you the honest future
You ask Retis if she also only sees black, and she confirms that yes, she only sees black. You then wipe her memory of what she saw in the orb and go into another room to look at the orb by yourself.
The more you look at the orb the more it's confirmed to you that there is no timeline where Life goes to the party and everyone has a good time. There are timelines where everyone has a mostly good time and Life stays alive, but besides that there is no way you can both have Life at the party and also have a good time.
You check as far as you can into the future as you can. There are hundreds of thousands of entirely unique timelines and an infinite number of variations on all of them.
What will you do?
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909722
>What if we put Life in stasis, one where he remains in the same space and cannot think until we come back?
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>>5909722
>Hide he orb
>Prep to do the throne-and-goggles plan
I'm telling you guys, it's the safe bet.
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>>5909722
>Filter out all timelines where any of your direct family members have died.
>Filter out all timelines where Life's issues persist.
>Apply a sorting algorithm to the results that weighs everything according to how Good you would personally find them.
>Check top five Goodest results.
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>>5909728
+1

Also

>See what happens to Life if we don't invite him
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>>5909724
>>5909727
>>5909728
>>5909743
Seems there is a possible timeline in which you put Life in stasis and go to the party, but in all of these timelines this results in disdain from Life towards you.
If you leave Life at home it seems in most timelines he will remain in his room, not leaving for the entirety of the party.
You sort out what the orb considers to be the top 5 best far-off timelines.
In one, Life's issues are fixed, and the people on Greeth become a space-faring species. Nelson wins the champion competition and is given a place in paradise.
In another, Life's issues are fixed, and all the beings on Greeth amalgamate together into a god-like super being. You become good friends with this being, leaving Greeth empty. Nelson also wins the competition.
In another, after Nelson wins the competition, you decide Greeth is a sinful and disgusting place, and so you destroy it entirely and replace it with a planet that only holds beings that love and worship you and your family. Life's problems are also fixed.
In another, you completely take over all spaces, becoming the ultimate dictator of the entire universe. Everyone loves you, and you and your family live in perfect luxury. Life's problems are also fixed.
And finally, for some reason, there is a future that is just... nothing. For some reason, the algorithm believes that this future would be desirable to you, and you aren't sure why.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909780
>Check out the Dictator timeline, find out how you did it. All of it. At least, all that you can see, since this is limited to black space. Oh, but focus on how you fixed Life's problems, first.
Total domination in 1000 years? I'm intrigued!
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>>5909781
+1, that does seem...interesting
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>>5909780
Wait actually, check to see if there is a future where we tell Life about the futures, and what will happen if he comes to the party.
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>>5909780
>See future(s) where only we go to the party and leave everyone else behind
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>>5909783
I think that would only amplify his insecurities and sense of ostracization.
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>>5909781
>>5909782
>>5909783
>>5909786
>>5909791
You check out a future in which you tell Life about what you saw in the orb. In most of them, Life begins to see you as a threat, and so attempts to fight you, resulting in either your death or his death.
You check out the futures in which you go alone. Most of them are mediocre, though some are pretty bad and some are pretty good.
You check out the Dictator Timeline. Seems the way you did it is by destroying Greeth and Arika and putting all your focus into your divine military. You then stormed all the spaces, capturing mortals who don't agree with your conquest and systematically killing them by cutting their throats and throwing their corpses into the vacuum of black space. After 130 years of war, all the spaces are conquered, and you are made dictator. Black space becomes nothing more than your home, and a place to store the corpses of the people who oppose you. You live in complete luxury, and everyone loves you, mostly because they aren't allowed to not love you.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909798
Jesus.
>Find the common thread in the 5 Good Timelines in which you fixed Life's issues.
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>>5909799
>inb4 we spend four days obsessing madly over our crystal ball and miss the party
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>>5909798
>Check a futures where we go with Wife as a +1
>Check the futures where we send a throne and see from their POV with the goggles

>>5909800
Best ending.
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>>5909800
many such cases!
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>>5909799
>>5909804
>support
Specifically, what do we do with Life before the party? Do we just leave him there?
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>>5909798
I vote
>spend four days obsessing madly over our crystal ball and miss the party
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>>5909799
>>5909800
>>5909804
>>5909807
>>5909808
>>5909810
You try to find a common thread in all the timelines where Life is fixed, but you fail to really find one. In some, he goes to therapy, in some he leaves to spend some time away from the family, and in the Dictator Timeline, you just used your god magic to fix him after you got tired of dealing with him. The only thing that seemed to carry over for all of them but the Dictator Timeline, is that in all of them, Life WANTED to get better, and took steps to get better by himself.
You check a future where you only take life to the Wife to the party. Mostly mediocre. You check futures where everyone attends the party by controlling thrones. In almost all of them, you are rejected at the door.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5909825
>Okay, but what do we do with Life in those ''best futures''? Do we bring him to the party or do we leave him back home?
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>>5909825
>See what goes down in the Empty Timeline that causes it to be 'good'.
>Reconfigure the orb into a Retardation Orb that makes anyone touching it (except for you) really, really dumb for as long as they maintain contact with it, now that you're done with it.
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>>5909830
Seriously this is the critical one, that'll decide how we deal with Life
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>>5909832
+1

>>5909825
>>
>>5909825
>>5909830
>>5909832
+1
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>>5909832
I'm assuming that the Empty Timeline has something to do with Buddhist philosophy and we just fast forwarded everything to the end goal of Buddhism.
>>
Speculation: the person who was talking to us in first person here >>5909691 # is the qm himself. After all, he created EVERYTHING in a fourth wall perspective, even before we the anons shaped it. Besides, an author talking to his main character sounds EXACTLY like something that would happen in versequest.
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>>5909830
>>5909832
>>5909836
>>5909848
You try to find out what exactly it is you did with Life when it comes to the party in order to get these desirable outcomes. It seems, it varies. In fact, it seems there is really no surefire way of getting or preventing these outcomes, as most of the infinite timelines are just different variations on how different outcomes came to be.
It seems there are no right or wrong decisions here, as the flow of time, and what happens within it, are unpredictable and uncontrollable.
Not being able to control something makes you feel small, and you don't like that. But you suppose it can't be helped.
You are however able to gather that most of the time the timelines in which you bring Life to the party end up having less desirable outcomes.
>Look at a timeline
>Look further forward
>Look farther back
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5910116
Repeating my last vote
>See what goes down in the Empty Timeline that causes it to be 'good'.
>Reconfigure the orb into a Retardation Orb that makes anyone touching it (except for you) really, really dumb for as long as they maintain contact with it, now that you're done with it.
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>>5910118
>See what goes down in the Empty Timeline that causes it to be 'good'.
>Reconfigure the orb into a Retardation Orb that makes anyone touching it (except for you) really, really dumb for as long as they maintain contact with it, now that you're done with it.
Do this last thing then literally turn the orb into the Spongebob one here, and never do this timeline view orb idea ever EVER again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F_rXqQY5eTU
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>>5909798
>resulting in either your death or his death
Wait, we can still die or be killed?
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>>5910214
Yeah, but I doubt it would be permanent, since God's first action was to straight up just make himself.
>>5910118
>Support
But also
>Summon a piano and attempt to play it
I want to confirm something
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>>5910116

>>5909836 is me and I still vote for >>5910118
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>>5910116
>>5910118
+1

>>5910213
But looking into our Orb was fun.

>>5910271
>>5910214
Yes we can die, and it can probably be permanent too if we do the wrong things. Kritla has given me paranoia about things that we can't affect in any way..
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(Hey, anons! Been slightly busy these past few days dealing with some responsibilities, so I haven't had much time to update. Will try to update a bit tomorrow, but either way, updates will hopefully be back in full swing by Saturday.)
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>>5912256
That's all good QM, as always real life comes first
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>>5910118
>>5910213
>>5910214
>>5910271
>>5910287
You look into the blank timeline to see what about it is good and are unable to find anything. For one second everything is there, and the another it just... isn't. This frightens you, but you push it down.
You decide you've had enough of the orb, so you strip it of its power by making it a Stupid Orb, which makes it so that anyone who touches it loses 15 IQ points.
To calm down, you summon a piano and begin to play it. It feels... pretty natural, and you're able to play relatively well almost immediately. This is strange, but it could just be because you're God... maybe...
>Mess with mortals
>Play more piano
>Touch orb
>See family
>Do something else
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>>5912867
>Gift the retardation orb to the smartest mortal in the universe, so they can relate to less intelligent people better.
>Invite the entire family to the party, consequences be damned. You won't leave anyone out, because that would just be cruel.
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>>5912867
>Play more piano, show it to Music
>>5912888
Hold on anon, last thread we wanted to check the Priest's perspective with the glasses. And we have the white cells on the gas giant to check out before we go to the party
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>>5912867
>Play more piano, show it to Music.
>Don't or invite anyone to go to the party, at least not yet.

>>5912888
If we go to the party we should probably go alone.
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>>5912867
>>5912919
+1 and also;
>Keep the orb in a safe and hidden location
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>>5912867
>Play more piano
>Gift Music a piano just like it, see if she plays it
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>>5912867
>Play more piano, show it to Music
>Lob the orb out into space in a random direction
>Check in on the white cells on the gas giant
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>>5913076
+1
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>>5912888
>>5912916
>>5912919
>>5912940
>>5913061
>>5913076
>>5913936
You throw the orb out into space but put a tracker on it so you will always know its location, just in case you feel like doing something with it in the future.
You call Music into the room to show her the piano you made. She seems impressed by your playing and sings a few songs with you.
You ask her if she'd like to play, and she tells you that no, she doesn't, as that is YOUR piano, and not hers. You are unsure what she means by this, but you suppose that does not matter.
>Mess with mortals
>Play more piano
>See family
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5914396
>Play more piano
>Try to speak with it
They say all music has a language, let's see if we can learn it.
Also legendary god pianist? Sounds kino.
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>>5914396
>>5914409
+1
But what would we say?
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>>5914409
+1
If all pianos are special, then it might just have a mind of its own
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>>5914409
+1
Playing this to intimidate somebody would be hell of a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cho2NsCKZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yqm7vrCp-g
like how Ganon plays the song on the organs on your way to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWZ3zbyR3KY
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>>5914409
>>5914416
>>5914419
>>5914421
You begin playing piano harder than you've ever played piano before. Your fingers are flying over the keys. You're creating notes, sounds, and chords that never existed before this very moment. All in an effort to try and communicate with your instrument, to learn the power of music.
And then...
Then...
You ascend to a cosmic realm through the power of music alone. What will you do?
>Search
>Talk
>Leave
>Do something else
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>>5914556
>manifest a Piano and play HARDER
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>>5914556
>Tell someone to turn the lights on, it's too dark here!
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>>5914556
>Talk
>Search
Well that was unexpected.

>>5914421
Real final boss type of feeling for us, nice.
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>>5914565
>>5914566
>>5914572
You look around. Seems this place is very empty. You try to speak, hoping to get an answer, but no luck.
You manifest another piano and start playing EVEN HARDER. No one has played piano this hard in the history of the universe.
1/2
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>>5914597
You go to an even higher plane of existence. You are no longer connected to your Black Space body. You have reached a higher level now.
>Search
>Talk
>Leave
>PLAY MORE PIANO
>Do something else
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>>5914598
>Search
>>
>>5914598
>Search
What is the true meaning of music?
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>>5914613
>>5914620
You crawl out of the yellow river, in search of the true meaning of music. You find a door. This door gives off an ominous aura.
>Enter
>Go back
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>>5914622
>Intimidate the door by making an even more ominous aura.
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>>5914623
You attempt to intimidate the door by becoming even more ominous, but it seems this does not work.
What now?
>Enter
>Go back
>Do something else
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>>5914632
>Mark the door as off limits by writing something on it. Maybe "Don't Dead Open Inside".
>Go back and play even more piano.
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>>5914632
>Open the door, but do not enter it.
Half of me wants to play the piano even harder and do what >>5914633 said. But I can't resist the curiosity.
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>>5914633
>>5914640
You open the door. It's dark... with little black lights being the only thing you can really see. It feels very cold.
>Enter
>Go back
>Do something else
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>>5914652
Fuck it, let's be interesting.
>Enter
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>>5914652
>Produce a flashlight and point it inside
Let's have a preview before we go in.
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>>5914652
>>5914679
+1
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>>5914652
>Enter
The background here is blue, so we must be in Blue space. This is a portal back to Black space. Let's go for it, we don't want to miss the party.
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>>5914668
>>5914679
>>5914680
>>5914694
You shine a flashlight through the door. The space is so huge and so dark that nothing happens.
You decide to go through the door. When you do. the door immediately closes and disappears behind you. No going back now.
You are at first under the impression that this is Black Space, but quickly realize that it definitely isn't. You don't feel as powerful as you usually are, and there is a strange sound coming from the distance.
>Try to go back
>Follow the sound
>Do something else
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>>5914725
>Follow the sound
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>>5914725
>>Follow the sound
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>>5914731
>>5914742
You follow the sound.
You are led to a giant floating structure with some kind of clock at the top of it.
Looks like there's a way to enter it too...
What is this?
>Enter
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914755
>Enter
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>>5914755
>>Enter
>>
>>5914755
>Examine it.
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>>5914755
>>>Enter
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>>5914755
>Enter
Let's see where this all goes
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>>5914764
>>5914766
>>5914767
>>5914782
>>5914826
You walk into the structure. You are greeted by a room filled with black sand. It's like a long, black desert within this building. From the ceiling, falls even more black sand, seemingly infinitely.
You climb a mountain of this sand until you find... someone.
He speaks.
"Oh. Hello. Who are you? My name is Time."
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914842
>Tell him you're a big fan, ask for his autograph.
>Oh, and ask where you are.
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>>5914842
>Talk
This is sick.
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>>5914844
>>5914849
You tell him you're a big fan, even though you don't really know who he is. He speaks with a very calm, slow, and somewhat soothing voice.
"Thank you. I appreciate it."
You ask him where you are.
"You are currently in... what most people refer to as... Brown Space."
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914852
>B-brown space? Oh no does that mean I can't go back?
>So you're the God of Time in Brown Space or in all the spaces? I don't remember having a child named Time
Jesus
>>
>>5914852
>Ask him why people never come back from Brown Space
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>>5914852
>Ask if he knows anything about the outside world.
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>>5914854
>>5914859
+1
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>>5914854
>>5914859
>>5914863
>>5914873
You ask him if you are able to go back.
"I do not know. No one... has ever come here before."
You ask him if he is The God of Time in Brown Space or in all the spaces.
"I rule over everything. I am the God of Time. I am everywhere. My domain has a constant effect on everything you know, including you. You cannot escape it, and you will not. No matter how hard you may try."
You tell him you don't remember having a child named Time.
"I am not your child. I was here long before you, and I will be here... long after."
You ask him why people don't come back from Brown Space.
"No one has ever made it here before. They'd try, and their soul would be destroyed in the process. That's why no one came back."
You ask him if he knows about anything beyond Brown Space.
"Black. Darkness. Nothing."
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914885
>"Do you want to jam out? I can play the piano pretty good. That's how I got here."
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>>5914885
>What is Brown Space?
>Do you know me?
>Is there anything else in Brown Space?
>Ask him about the Rapture
>Ask him if he can prove his dominion
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>>5914885
>Ask if he wants to play and/or listen to piano.
>See if you can summon the piano here.
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>>5914897
+1
Then
>>5914895
+1
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>>5914895
>>5914897
>>5914910
>>5914913
You ask him if he wants to jam out with you.
"I do not play an instrument, I'm afraid."
You ask what exactly Brown Space is.
"Brown Space is Brown Space. It's much like Black Space in a way."
You ask him if he knows you.
"Yes. Number 4567, Little Dove, Existence, God, Husband, and Malum are most of the names you've gone by."
You ask him if there is anything else in Brown Space.
"No."
You ask him about The Rapture.
"A funny little event. Certainly catastrophic. I always wondered why you did such a thing."
You ask him if can prove his domain.
"74548382993532859392939583911020588382829458382284875777848938573728873766524366758382637593827465536483002030300382764727."
You ask him if he wants to hear you play the piano.
He shakes his head.
You attempt to summon the piano to no avail.
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914924
>What does Number 4567 and Little Dove stand for? I've never heard those names
>I caused the rapture? How did I do it? I don't remember anything
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>>5914924
>"If I'm the first to have come here, does that mean I'm the best of the 4567 Gods of Black Space so far? If you'd call me by a number, that's what I assume that's what you would be mentioning. Hmm... If you're the God of Time and everything, everywhere, and I'm the God of Existence, or everything in Black Space, that makes you kind of like my dad, in a way. Is... Is it okay if I call you father Time?"
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>>5914924
>Ask him about that timeline you looked at where everything went black forever but was somehow a good thing.
>Ask him what exactly happened to make the rapture, and how you became Existence afterwards.
>Ask him if he wants to be one of your +1s and go to the party with you.
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>>5914930
You ask him what 4567 and Little Dove mean.
"You were the 4567th being to make it into paradise. Little Dove is what Life called you."
You ask him how you caused The Rapture.
"By taking too much. By stepping out of line."
You ask him if he's your father.
"I had no hand in your creation. Your real father is long gone."
You ask him if he can tell you more about the black timeline.
"No."
You ask him if he wants to go to the party with you.
"No."
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914945
>How did I step out of line? What did I do?
>Was I that mortal in the past I saw? The one who was crucified?
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>>5914945
>"I know this is Brown Space and all, but... why was the space outside Black?"
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>>5914955
You ask him what it was you did.
"I don't want to tell you."
You ask him if you were the mortal who was crucified.
"I don't want to tell you."
You ask him why Brown Space is black.
"You may come to realize over time that the titles for the spaces are just that, titles."
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914974
>Why don't you want to tell me? I've been having hallucinations and visions I don't even understand.
>What do you do all day? Do you just sit on that throne and wait?
>Did you create all the spaces?
>What do you think about the fact that I am in Brown Space if nobody ever came here?
>Can you send me back? I got there by playing piano
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>>5914974
>Sing a melody, something like Music would sing
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>>5914980
Also add this
>Do you hate me for what I did? Like all those other voices seem to?
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>>5914981
>>5914983
You ask him why he doesn't want to tell you.
"Because I know it annoys you."
You ask him what he does all day.
"I watch."
You ask him if he created all the spaces.
"No."
You ask him what he thinks about you being in Brown Space.
"I'm not sure. I'm still deciding whether or not I should torture you."
You ask him if he can send you back.
"Sure I can."
You begin singing a small melody. Time seems confused by this.
"Why are you singing? I didn't ask you to sing."
You ask him if he hates you.
"No."
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5914995
>Do you know who made the spaces?
>Is there a point to my existence if you rule over everything?
>Why do you want to torture me? For fun? I did it to one mortal at a certain point but I kind of feel like it's a waste of time.
>Are you going to send me back? I kind of had some things to do before I went to that party
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>>5914995
>Sing more
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>>5914995
>Explain that music helps soothe the soul.
>Ask what his favorite type of music is.
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>>5914995
>Apologize to him about that one timeline where you invaded brown space and killed him and every other god in every other space. That version of you is kind of a dickhead.
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>>5914995
>Ask if you can come closer to him, if he says yes, ask him if you can give him a hug
>Ask what his favorite thing is
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>>5914885
Black darkness nothing sounds exactly like black space
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>>5915003
>See it once you see it everytime
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>>5915003
>>5915011
+1
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>>5915004
>>5915011
>>5915044
>>5915225
>>5915229
>>5915230
>>5915510
You ask him if he knows who made the spaces.
"I'm afraid not. My memory has... limits, especially since I've been around for so long. I can only really remember up to a few million or so years ago, and that amount of time is only a drop in the bucket."
You ask him if there is any point in your existence if he is the ruler of everything.
"Perhaps I've exaggerated a bit. When I say that I rule over everything, I more so mean that my domain has a constant and unstoppable effect on everything that exists. If anyone rules over everything, it is you, unfortunately. In fact, I only take the form I currently do because of you, and what you've done in Black Space."
You ask him why he wants to torture you.
"I don't, really. But it's something I've never done before. And perhaps you deserve it."
You ask him if he will send you back.
"I suppose I have no reason not to. When you want to leave just go out the door. You'll be back in Black Space."
You apologize to him for possibly killing him in one of the timelines.
"I very much doubt you killed me, but I appreciate the sentiment."
You sing a bit more, before explaining to him what music means to you. You also ask him what his favorite type of music is.
"I do not like music."
You ask him what his favorite thing is if he does not like music.
"Observing. Remembering. Knowing."
>Talk
>Attack
>Run away
>Try to go back
>Do something else
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>>5915964
>Apologize for singing.
>Ask if there's someway to contact him if or when you leave Brown Space.
>Ask what the significance of this building is.
>Tell him if he needs anything you'd be happy to help, as long as it doesn't involve killing your family or something like that.
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>>5915964
>You know...maybe I do kind of deserve it, though doesn't mean I want to be tortured
>Any advice for me going forward?
>What...happened to Life and Death? The old ones? Are they dead?
>If your domain has a constant effect on everything...Does that mean I can die of old age? Or become insane by living too long?
>Maybe if you want to do things you've never done I can invite over to Black Space after the party
>Thank him for his...Time(make a pun lol), then awkwardly hug him and go out the door
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>>5915981
+1
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>>5915996
You apologize for singing, before asking if there's a way for you to contact him.
"If I want you to contact me, you'll know."
You ask him what the point of this building is.
"I live here. Every grain of sand in this building is one second passed in every space. Once the building is totally full, it empties itself once again, before once again starting to fill."
You tell him if he needs anything you'd be happy to help.
"Okay."
You ask him not to torture you, before asking if he has any advice.
"Talk to Retis. She has something for you."
You ask him what happened to the original Life and Death.
"They are gone, but are very much still alive, I can assure you."
You ask him if you can die of old age.
"Not technically, but if you are going to exist forever, then that means it is impossible for something NOT to eventually come along and kill you anyway."
You once again ask him if he wants to go to the party.
"No."
You thank him, before leaving.
1/2
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You find yourself back in Black Space after talking to Time. What will you do now?
>See family
>Mess with mortals
>Check champions
>Do something else
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>>5916000
>Check on Music first to see what happened when you TRANSCENDED WITH MUSIC
>Talk to Retis afterwards
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>>5916000
>>5916003
+1
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>>5916003
+1

>>5916000
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>>5916011
You go find Music to see what happened when you reached a higher plane of existence with the power of the piano. According to her you just kinda... disappeared.
You then go to Retis' office to speak with her, she immediately greets you at the door.
"Ah, Mr. God, just in time!" She begins. "I've been conducting these little questionnaire test things on everyone who lives in the tower, and you're the only one I haven't gotten yet. Interested?"
>Yes
>No
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5916021
>Yes
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>>5916021
>Yes
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>>5916021
>Yes
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>>5916029
"Alright. Just answer as honestly as you can."
Retis begins reading out the questions.
"Question 1: Are some people inherently more important than other people?"
>Yes
>No
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5916032
>Yes
Obvs. We're the best!

...

I think.
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>>5916032
>>I don't know
Legitimately, after all the things we've seen in other dimensions, I don't know if this is true or not.
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>>5916032
>I guess it depends, if you kill the leader of a nation then chaos will ensue or if you get rid of all the workers in a factory the nothing will get done. Sometimes all it takes is one person in the right place or position to make all the difference. Obviously I'm God, this place wouldn't exist if I didn't
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>>5916038
>>5916040
You tell her that you are not sure and that it can depend. She nods.
"Question 2: Logical thinking is generally more important than emotional thinking. Agree or disagree?"
>Agree
>Disagree
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5916046
>Once again that depends on the situation I guess. Though maybe I'd lean a little bit more into logical thinking?
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>>5916046
>>I don't know
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>>5916046
>Disagree, both are of equal importance for a well balanced individual.
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>>5916129
Àctually that seems like a goos answer, but I'd say god should look slightly confused
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>>5916129
>>5916147
Yo tell her you aren't totally sure, but lean more towards logical thinking being more important. She nods.
"Question 3: Getting revenge is a fruitless endeavor, as in the long run nothing really matters. Agree or disagree?"
>Agree
>Disagree
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5916313
>Disagree
Revenge is awe-some!
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>>5916313
>Disagree, because things absolutely do matter, but revenge is probably pointless
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>>5916313
>Disagree
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>>5916320
You disagree. She nods.
"Question 4: You are faced with three people in cages that are hanging over a pit of lava. A low-ranking, young, and naive LHR soldier with aspirations of reaching the top of the ranks. One of the last remaining Mpircal supporters with aspirations of possibly rebuilding The Mpire. And an infant child. You can only save one. Who will you save?"
>The soldier
>The Mpirical
>The baby
>Kill them all
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5916327
>>The baby
PTSD from timmy and drugs intensify
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>>5916327
>>5916329
+1
Guilt from torturing a child.
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>>5916327
>>The baby
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>>5916327
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EBJ1ol909ZQ
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>>5916327
>The baby
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>>5916327
>The soldier
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>>5916353
>>5916540
>>5917049
>>5917079
You tell her you'd save the baby. She nods. "Okay, just a few more." She says.
"Question 5: Death is inevitable for all lifeforms, and trying to avoid it is a foolish endeavor. Agree or disagree?"
>Agree
>Disagree
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5917627
>Maybe death is inevitable, maybe living forever means something WILL eventually kill me, but that doesn't mean I won't do my best to avoid that happening
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>>5917627
>Disagree
>Hard, angry disagree
REEEEEEE
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>>5917627
>Disagree
"I AM LIKE A GOD! Wait... Uh... Yeah. Yeah, I AM! Yeah, I AM, that's right."
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>>5917627
>Disagree
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>>5917627
>>5917629
+1
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>>5917627
>>5917629
+1
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>>5917629
+1
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>>5917627
Disagree, we are god, and we've always struggled to understand or accept permanent death as a concept considering we can (usually) revive anyone that dies.
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QM you all good? No rushing but this questionnaire is taking a bit lol
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>>5918713
(Yep! Unexpectedly had the day off today, so I decided to take the day to relax. Updates tomorrow.)
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>>5918718
All good
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>>5917659
>>5917676
>>5917735
>>5917839
>>5917868
>>5917970
You disagree with what can only be described as an unhinged anger. Retis looks at you with a puzzled look for a moment, before nodding. "Okay... two more after this." She says.
"Question 6: If you were forced to sacrifice someone from your family, who would it be?"
>One of your children
>You
>Sacrifice everyone
>Wife
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5918802
>I...I don't know, I guess it would have to be me, I can't just kill my own children, or Wife
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>>5918802
>>You
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>>5918802
>I don't know, but I do know that whoever forced me to sacrifice someone would endure suffering beyond measure for all of eternity.
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>>5918802
>I don't know, but I do know that whoever forced me to sacrifice someone would endure suffering beyond measure for all of eternity.
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>>5918802
>Retis
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>>5918802
>I don't know, but I do know that whoever forced me to sacrifice someone would endure suffering beyond measure for all of eternity.
Existence does not fuck around.
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>>5918802
>You

If pressed

>I'd just stick them in the white dot lol
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>>5918802
>I don't know, but I do know that whoever forced me to sacrifice someone would endure suffering beyond measure for all of eternity.
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>>5918814
>>5918816
>>5918911
>>5919058
You tell her you don't know, but whoever tried to make you make such a decision would have hell to pay.
"Um... Okay... Two more." She says.
"Question 7: You are happy. Agree or disagree?"
>Agree
>Disagree
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5919551
>>I don't know
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>>5919551
>Reflect on it
>I don't know
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>>5919551
>>I don't know
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>>5919551
>Do something else
Wander away wordlessly, disassociating.
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>>5919551
>"I don't know. I could will myself to be happy, but that's not really happy."
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>>5919556
>>5919558
>>5919559
You tell her you don't know. She nods.
"Okay, last question." She says. "Question 8: You will be happy in the future. Agree or disagree?"
>Agree
>Disagree
>I don't know
>Do something else
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>>5919583
>Think back to the orb
>I don't know, but I'll try to make it so
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>>5919583
>That's an unfair question. None of us know if we're ever going to be happy or not. Not even I know, and I created everything.
>Not to say I won't try my best to be happy either way.
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>>5919595
You tell her you don't know. She nods. Everything is silent for a moment...
...
...
...
...
"Okay! That's it!" She says, weirdly chipper. "Oh, and by the way, The Adversary wants to see you. Says there's no rush, but he'd like it if you stopped by. Alright, see ya!" She walks away, leaving you alone.
You feel significantly worse than you did a few minutes ago.
>See family
>Mess with mortals
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5919594
+1

>>5919583
Captcha says "NHAY", though, so I guess not.
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>>5919608
The worst therapist.
>Go see Big A
What's our most mortal-esque kiddo want?
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>>5919608
>Go see the Adversary
She must really love psychology.
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>>5919608
>Go see Adversary
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>>5919608
>A-man
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>>5919622
>>5919639
You leave the tower and decide to go see The Adversary. Maybe this will get your mind off the woes of life.
You strangely don't find him at his usual ice-fishing spot, but instead in his bedroom at a table. He has what can only be described as a very concerned look on his face.
"Hey, Dad." He says. "Look at this letter I got."
You look at the letter. It reads as follows:
"Dear, Adversary (Or do you prefer The Adversary? Mr. A? Addie? Whatever...)
I am Queen Sarka. You've most likely heard of my great nation in the newspaper due to some recent developments.
I've heard much about you and your long life as a very noble divine king, and your impressive ability to hold on to the small bit of land you have for so long even when faced with threats like The Mpire and The LHR.
My nation is much younger than yours, but I am very proud of it, and I'd like its existence to be a prolonged one like yours.
I am writing you today to see if you might be interested in forming an alliance.
I am unsure if this letter will reach you due to the fighting in the North, but I do very much hope it does, as I'd like to hear from you.
Our country is a traditionally atheist one, but having the support of a divine figure might make our image more favorable with the more... theistic people of your land.
Do consider it. If this alliance is formed I can promise lots of trade and financial opportunities.
Good day.
With love, Sarka."
The Adversary looks at you with a conflicted expression. "What do I do? This could be a really great opportunity for the kingdom, but if a war really does break out it could mean we'll have to go to war with The LHR... And I don't want to do that. I don't want LUCY to have to do that."
He sighs. "But even then, going to war with Nifoslok could mean that Lucy will have to be shipped off to some foreign country where she might die. Fuck, this sucks, man."
This is a difficult decision indeed... This could change the course of history.
>Form an Alliance with Nifoslok
>Declare war on Nifoslok
>Remain neutral for now
>Tell him to figure it out on his own
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5919646
>Remain neutral for now
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>>5919646
>I'd say remain neutral for now, though if it really does come down to a war with either then I guess it can't be helped. As for Lucy...I think you should trust her, she's more than capable of handling herself, and she's the general on top of that. Honestly why not ask her what she thinks?
>Speaking of which....It did come to my mind that she will die one day, but I frankly don't know what kind of afterlife awaits her and I do hope it isn't the Red River. I'll respect your wish of leaving her our of divine affairs for her lifespan, though if you-and she-want I could ascend her to a fully fledged deity at the end. She's part of the family after all, and you'd have somebody to keep you company down here still.
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>>5919646
>"Son, you're the God King of the Holy Kingdom. You can make an exception for anyone you want, Lucy doesn't have to go anywhere you don't want her to. But have you tried asking Lucy what she would want? Or gifting her a boon to increase her odds of survival drastically?"
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>>5919646
>Offer to just give Lucy temporary immortality
YOLO, but you don't HAVE to die before your time when you're God's grandkid.
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>>5919661
>>5919666
You tell him it's probably best if he remains neutral for now, but also tell him that in the end, he has control over what Lucy does, as he is a god. You also ask him if he's asked Lucy what she would want.
"I don't know... Staying neutral seems like the best idea at first, but that runs the risk of both the LHR and Nifoslok getting tired of us not picking a side and declaring war on us, and I don't think the kingdom could survive something like that. And as for Lucy, she's always talked about wanting to go to war, but I don't think she really knows just what war is. I mean, she's fought criminals and done important and dangerous work, but I don't think she's ready for an all-out war, especially if it's anything like what happened with The Mpire, and the wars before that."
You tell him that either way she's going to die one day, and that her afterlife is still up in the air.
"I know... But when she does die I want it to be peaceful, and natural. Not having her throat cut and thrown in a ditch, or being hung, or crucified, or shot, or... whatever. I just don't know what to do."
>Form an Alliance with Nifoslok
>Declare war on Nifoslok
>Remain neutral for now
>Tell him to figure it out on his own
>Give Lucy immortality
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5919724
>Summon THE ORB, return it back to its original purpose of showing different timelines without retarding people, and gift it to The Adversary. Explain what it does, so he can explore the possibilities of what happens depending on his choices.
>Warn him that it's easy to get carried away and spend a lot of time looking at what-ifs.
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>>5919724
>Make Lucy immortal for the duration of the conflict, but in a subtle way where things just seem to align in her favor to prevent violent death or dismemberment
>Don't tell the Adversary
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>>5919724
>Son, I don't think anybody is ever really ready for war, but she IS the general and if war is inevitable then she'll be involved regardless eventually. I know what you mean though, I don't want to see my grand-daughter killed and then her corpse defiled immediately afterwards. Although I know that a lot of warriors want to die in battle, it's up to her if she wants to waste away from a disease or die in her sleep peacefully at the age of 300 years old you know.... Rest assured though that I can watch over her if you're so worried. Do what will help your kingdom the most, whether it's an alliance with the atheists or war witg them, just remember that you can always call on me and that you can even flaunt your divinity around if you want, no mortal army could stand up to your power
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>>5919738
Add this
>Her potentially dying is why I avoided selecting her as your champion however, I'm not gonna play with my grandchildren's lives like that
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>>5919730
I'm down for this, but only if we're actively watching over her.
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>>5919738
>>5919744
+1
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>>5919730
>>5919738
>>5919744
>>5919747
You tell her that you understand and empathize with him, but also tell him that dying in battle could be what Lucy would want, as many soldiers do.
"I don't know... I just still don't think she's ready. That she ever will be. I was on the front lines of The Seven Days. That kind of brutality is just unmatched. Both the fighting and what The Mpire were doing. I mean, there was this moment where a bomb went off, and a factory full of people ended up catching fire. The sounds that came from that building were... something else. Like a choir trying to keep singing while being skinned alive. I don't want her to see things like that. And in the end, if she does see things like that, it might not even be worth it, because we might end up on the losing side."
You have an idea. You summon the orb and change its purpose back to being used to see the future. You explain to him what he does, and put it on the table. You tell him it's his, but warn him about getting too caught up in potential.
"Holy shit, really? Thanks, Dad. This could totally help solve all my problems." He seems much happier.
>Give more advice
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5919756
>Give more advice
>Warn him that the Orb can be very intense, and to try and not get too lost in 'what ifs' and 'what could've beens', it can take you towards dark places
>Ask him to keep the Orb a secret, as it has the potential to ruin the universe
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>>5919756
>Go observe Sarka and read her mind to determine her intentions for your son. Why did she sign her letter with LOVE? Does she want to marry him???
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>>5919762
+1
Also
>Tell him he really does need to be careful with it, as it tried telling us that killing Life instead of fixing his issues and bringing him with us to an event would somehow be a better outcome than the opposite. Suffice it to say we refuse to kill our children.
>Go see Sarka to determine her intentions.
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>>5919768
>Suffice it to say we refuse to kill our children.
Speak for yourself. I'm ok with killing Life.

>>5919766
>>5919762
+1
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>>5919777
Trying to do right by our kids is basically one of the few good qualities God was consistently shown to have, so I don't want to give up on him, especially when he actually can get better
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>>5919779
Ok. That's fine for you. I'm personally okay with saying we popped out a stinker this time and we should be prepared to deal with that. I don't want to make promises to Adversary that we might not want to or be able to keep.
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>>5919783
I mean yeah, but we've gone through the trouble of trying to understand all the kids that were fucked up and setting them straight. Chaos was so fucked up it might've been more merciful to just end his existence. Don't see why we should make an exception for Life.
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>>5919762
+1
Also:
>Go see Sarka to determine her intentions.

>>5919756
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>>5919762
>>5919766
+1
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>>5919762
>>5919766
>>5919768
>>5919777
>>5919779
>>5919783
>>5919800
>>5919819
You warn him a bit more, before going to find Queen Sarka. You find her in her office drinking a cup of... lamp oil? That's a bit odd.
>Read her mind
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Kill
>Do something else
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>>5919878
>Read her mind
What she thinking about
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>>5919878
>>Read her mind
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>>5919878
>Read her mind
And I have an idea
>Scan her body. Is there anything amiss?
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>>5919886
Sure, why not?

>>5919878
>Read her mind
>Scan her body
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>>5919880
You decide to read her mind to find out what she's thinking, and what her motives are.
"Man, they didn't put enough ice in this. Fucking great. Maybe I should throw away that crown, it's not gonna be of any use to me. I hope that Adversary guy says yes to my proposal. We're the two monarchies left on this planet, it only makes sense we'd align with each other. God this nonsense with the LHR is a pain in the ass."
You also scan her body. Seems she's mostly normal save for a few burns and an inability to be poisoned by lamp oil after consuming it for so long.
>Read her mind more
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Kill
>Do something else
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>>5919891
>Put the crown on her head, telekinetically
>Read her mind more
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>>5919891
>Put the crown on her head, telekinetically
>Make her fall in love with The Adversary, and want only the best for him and his daughter
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>>5919891
OK she's not a robot
>>5919892
+1
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>>5919893
I'm not sure if Adversary would be happy about that kek, he's still grieving his wife somewhat
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>>5919898
Well, nobody's making HIM do anything about it. it's just an insurance policy so she won't backstab our kid or grandkid.
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>>5919892
+1
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>>5919895
You use your mind to make the crown float onto her head. She seems mostly unbothered, if not a bit concerned.
You dig deeper into her thoughts.
Apparently, her intentions are mostly good, if not a bit self-centered, as she really only wants the alliance to protect Nifoslok. As a child, she was in an accident that caused her to be set on fire, and as a coping mechanism, it seems she's gained a strange fascination with fire that borders on fetishism. She drinks lamp oil, burns herself with matches, and even eats ashes every now and then. Yikes.
>Read her mind more
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Kill
>Do something else
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>>5919976
>Appear, as yourself not the demon head, and stare
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>>5919976
>Take a sip of her lamp oil. Surely it has to taste good if she keeps drinking it.
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>>5919981
+1
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>>5919981
+1
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>>5919983
>>5919997
You appear to Sarka, this time in your true form. She stands up, takes off her crown, and points at you.
"Hey! I know it's you! God, or whatever your name is!'
You take her cup of oil and go to take a drink from it, but she snatches it back with a strength you wouldn't expect from a mortal.
"Hey! Don't touch my precious, asshole."
She waves her finger at you and looks at you with an angry displeased look.
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5920065
>Bite her finger off and make it regrow.
>Tell her never to command you again if she knows what's good for her.
>Ask her what her intentions for your son are.
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>>5920095
+1 but make the regrowing completely painless. The result is exactly like we never bit her finger off, except for the spilled blood that's still there, and except for the memory of the pain she felt.
I also want to admit we tried the lamp oil out of curiosity, as her love for it made us wonder what it was like.
Then spawn our own glass of lamp oil of the exact type she's drinking, and try it ourselves
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>>5920095
>>5920217
+1
Also add
>Tell her you're surpised she knows who you are considering her atheist tendencies
>Ask her what your son Life has been feeding them for them to conquer a whole continent this fast
>Put the crown back on her head to annoy her lol
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>>5920217
>>5920263
You bite her finger off in a rather brutal fashion for pointing it at you, she screams in pain, but you make her finger immediately regenerate. You tell her not to command you ever again.
"Hey, fuck you, guy! Your authority means nothing to me."
You tell her you're surprised she knows who you are.
"Yeah, everyone in Nifoslok does. But you're more of a celebrity or historical figure than a 'god'."
You ask her how Life made her people conquer the South so fast.
"He didn't. People have always lived here, even in the beginning. It's just the more people Life put here the less we were able to continue with our traditional lives, and so we had to advance our people."
You try to put the crown back on her head, but she immediately throws it back down.
"Stop it with that! I don't wanna be beheaded."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5920304
>Curse her to wear the crown until she acknowledges your authority as the ultimate authority over everything and everyone. Make sure she's aware of the curse.
Fuck you, girl! YOUR authority means nothing to ME! I'M GOD!
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>>5920304
>Okay, back to business, what do you really want with my son?
>>5920351
I'm alright with her being an atheist, seeing where they go from there is interesting enough. If we push them in that direction they're just gonna become another Mpire
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>>5920304
>Actually, that crown is blessed to protect you
>Bless the crown to protect her from beheadings,assassins, and bring fortune to herself as a ruler
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>>5920304
>"Look, I understand that you have a fetish for triangles but if you're trying to court my son you can't be coy about it. Just be honest and confess how you really feel. He'll probably take it well."
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>>5920351
-1, we're usually not this imperious so I'm personally against it. Being kind of humble/casual is one of our character traits I enjoy.

>>5920304
+1 to >>5920378
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>>5920378
+1
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>>5920404
You tell her the crown is blessed to protect her.
"That won't work on me, Mister Man! I've read the old stories. One second you're gifting me with some kind of power or blessing, the next I'm rotting from the inside out and my country is being destroyed!"
You ask her what she wants with your son, and accuse her of wanting to court him.
"Court... No! I don't even know what the guy looks like. I just want the alliance so my people can make some money, and maybe The LHR might think twice before starting a war here. I don't trust you, so unless you wanna hear about Nifoslokian history or something you should probably just go bother someone else."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5920407
>offer to arrange a meeting between her and your son, and to encourage the alliance
I like the cut of her jib.
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>>5920407
>Create a fire elemental in the shape of a handsome mothman, who doesn't burn to the touch, loves her very much, and will live as long as she does- no catch
"There, now you can stop drinking lamp oil and burning yourself with matches like a pervert."
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>>5920453
+1
>Okay listen, Kritla's story had a little more going on than that. He was supposed to rule as a demigod for a while but the ones who would form the LHR used some artifact to wish him to die. I didn't want to interfere with an earnest wish that I gave them so I didn't save him. None of that is going on here little miss.
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>>5920453
>>5920487
I'm still in favor of hooking this weirdo up with A-Dawg, getting him back in the saddle.
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>>5920541
She's got a fiery soul, if we let her wrap her fingers around A-Man she'd burn his heart to ash.
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>>5920407
>"Okay, let's talk about Nifoslokian history."
>Make yourself comfortable, get yourself some rock snacks, and patiently wait for her to start talking.
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>>5920407
>Okay listen, Kritla's story had a little more going on than that. He was supposed to rule as a demigod for a while but the ones who would form the LHR used some artifact to wish him to die. I didn't want to interfere with an earnest wish that I gave them so I didn't save him. None of that is going on here little miss.
>and i sort of just let him do what ever he wanted good or bad
>but eh its not unexpected how many thousands of years has it been at this point? its not like books last that long or tablets or someone forgets to write the over the whole thing from like third person sources
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>>5920453
>>5920487
>>5920541
>>5920580
>>5920649
>>5920657
You ask her if she'd like you to set up a meeting with The Adversary.
"No! If he wants the alliance he'll send a letter. And besides it'd be impossible for me to get to him or for him to get to me with the fighting going on."
You offer to create a fire being to be her husband.
"What? No. I'm 56 years old, I'm out of the business of romance. I had a husband but he got the cholera or something and died. That's all the romance I need."
You explain your side of Kritla's story.
"Yeah, yeah. Most of the stories I've heard about you come from the fishpeople, and you don't have a very good reputation with them, so maybe you are right. That doesn't mean I trust OR like you though."
You sit down and ask her to explain Nifoslokian history.
She sighs. "Alright, buckle up."
She brings out a map and a pointer stick, putting the map on the wall. She points to different parts of the map as she explains everything.
"Alright, so. Our people have been here for pretty much the beginning of time. From 1 BW to today at 780 AW. Our people were all scattered around the continent, living in small tribal villages run by chiefs, but we didn't really let the fact we lived in different places and had different leaders distract us from the fact that we were all one people, and we all lived on the same piece of land. There were three really big villages, and in turn three main chiefs, and in turn again, three main 'royal' families. The Kloksons, The Urgis, and The Nifosloks. These families will be important later.
Around 12 BW or so (1 BW was the very first year by the way.), some people started leaving their villages to go off and discover new lands, and eventually, people made their way onto an island we called Rotgi, chock full of resources, food, and all kinds of things we had never had before.
But eventually, as time went on, the Rotgians felt as though they were better than those who stayed in the motherland, so they decided 'Hey, fuck them' and closed us off from trade permanently.
Everyone was sort of bummed out by this initially, but we got over it.
Despite our at the time current lack of unification, many technological advancements were made. We made tools and developed a style of architecture, and there were all sorts of cultural developments too.
By 494 BW despite our lack of official unification as a nation, we had pretty much built ourselves a real country.
Things were pretty much totally uneventful for a while, until 752 AW, when these mysterious religious fishpeople went into Rotgi and just started killing everyone. There was a war that lasted a couple of years, but by 754 Rotgi was no more, and The Holy Fish Empire began to be established. So, of course, we decided to try our luck and headed over there to see if we could establish trade with them. They said yes. Cool, now we could get goods from what was formerly Rogi again.
Things went
1/2
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>>5921172
smoothly once again for a while, until all of a sudden millions upon millions of babies began just... showing up. We didn't really know what to do, as we had never had such a large population before, so we thought 'Okay if we're gonna support such a large population, we need REAL laws and real leadership for the whole continent'. And so a bunch of people headed down to this place known as Estir, which is where we are now, and decided we had to make a decision. eventually, after a lot of discussion, we decided that The Nifoslok family should be the ones to lead our nation, as they were the most wealthy and the ones with the longest history. The other families were still allowed to be wealthy and important, but the Nifosloks were the leaders. The Kloksons were fine with this, but THe Urgis were like 'Um, we don't want to be led by the Nifosloks, can we start our own nation?'. We were fine with that, so they ran off and started The Fish Empire down South.
We decided our nation would be known as The Great United Nation of Nifoslok, and so that's the way it was from that day forward. We also decided that Estir would be the capital since it's close to the middle of the continent.
Things were off to a very rough start, as King Arthok, my father, was a bit of an asshole. He used his role as king to hold fancy parties, and generally have fun, while the people outside were starving and begging for leadership. So, in 765, he was pulled out of his castle by the people and had his head cut off. After that, I was queen, and I decided The Royal Family should do their best to appear as... modest as possible. And now... here we are! God, I need a glass of water."
>Talk
>Punish|
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5921178
>Create the glass of water because we are in fact god :)
>Tell her that's very interesting because you never really looked at that continent and didn't know how Life managed to make the entire continent populated.
>Tell her that we did in fact create the planet, that part is true, but that while we've been involved in some major events we slept for much of the world's existence so we're not really the source of ''all the evil in the world''
>Ask her if she ever heard about gods other than Love,Hate, us or Wife. Mortals never seem to mention our other kids
>Hold on...how the fuck did the moth people get there in the first place at the beginning of time. We made a small tribe in a fast food joint. Who put them here? Look at the timestream in black space for a second.
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>>5921178
>Oblige her prayer for a glass of water.
>Openly wonder why she would waste a prayer on that.
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>>5921178
>Thank her for the explanation and ask her if she wants anything else other than a glass of water
>Not-so-subtly that we can make her younger and be her wingman, if that's what she needs
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>>5921183
+1
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>>5921183
>support
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>>5921178
>>Create the glass of water because we are in fact god :)
>Reward her by teleporting her to the current location of The Adversary
>Come with, to see how it goes
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>>5921178
>>5921183
+1
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>>5921184
>>5921321
>>5921375
>>5921383
>>5921811
You give her a glass of water and ask her why she'd ask for such a thing. She gives you a dirty look but drinks the water.
You tell her you didn't realize how life populated the continent.
"Yeah, I mean, babies were pretty much raining from the sky. There were millions of children that had to be adopted into families because there were just too many babies. And of course, everyone became even poorer, because now pretty much everyone had another mouth to feed."
You tell her that you did indeed create the planet and did many of the things that have been written about you but are not as evil as they say.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Nothing you say is gonna make me trust you 100%."
You ask her if she's heard of all the other gods besides Love, Wife, and Hate.
"Wait, there's other ones? I've only ever heard people talk about Love and Hate and all of them. I guess our info is a bit outdated..."
You wonder how moth people even got to Nifoslok, and you check the timestream. Seems when you created the moth people, even more of them were automatically created in other parts of the world. Huh.
You ask her if she wants you to turn her into a younger version of herself and help her find a date.
"No."
Suddenly a husky mothman comes in through the door.
"Your Majesty, there's someone here who'd like to see you." He says.
"Who is it, Bernard?" Sarka asks.
"A soldier, seemingly a low-ranking one."
"Send him in."
A young, frantic, and anxious solder that you recognize to be Dayklo walks in.
"Y-Your Majesty! I come from Horthka! You must send reinforcements!"
Sarka sighs. "Why?"
"Because! You have to! My entire platoon has been wiped out... everyone is dying! Please!"
Sarka scoffs. "I'm not wasting good men on a little skirmish with a bunch of Northern peasant soldiers. Not to mention the war something like that could start."
The more Sarka speaks the more frantic Dayklo becomes.
"PLEASE! You don't understand! Hundreds of people have been killed!"
Sarka sighs once more. "God, have you been down to Horthka? Can you vouch for what this guy is saying?"
>Vouch for him, send soldiers
>Don't vouch for him, don't send soldiers
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5922974
>Refuse to answer
I plead the fifth!

>Watch what she does
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>>5922974
>Vouch for Dayklo
reinforcements would kill some of the other champions while nelson is still safe on the mainland
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>>5922974
>Ask Dayklo if he was sent there by some sort of celestial or divine entity
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>>5922974
>Vouch for him, send soldiers
>Offer Dayklo an inhaler full of gas from the hallucinogenic planet, to help him calm down.
This guy is the one that wants to experience everything in life and loves doing drugs, I believe. He was also pretending to be dead in a pile of bodies and we resurrected a zombie to help him.
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>>5922991
+1
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>>5922974
>Ask Dayklo if he was sent there by some sort of celestial or divine entity
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>>5922986
>>5922989
>>5922991
>>5922994
>>5923028
You ask him if he was sent by some kind of entity.
"Um... I guess? But that doesn't matter, okay! People are dying! Like, actual people, with lives! Precious lives!"
Sarka glances at you, and then back to him. "People die, kid. It happens."
"You don't understand!"
You summon a pack of cigarettes containing the hallucinogenic planet gas. He takes them.
"Oh, thank you." He lights one of them and puts it in his mouth. After a quick inhale he seems a lot better, at least compared to how he was before.
"Phew... okay... But still, seriously, people need help, Your Majesty."
>Vouch for him, send soldiers
>Don't vouch for him, don't send soldiers
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5923066
>Vouch for him, send soldiers
>Suddenly realize how fucking tall that other guy is. Holy shit.
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>>5923066
Fine, let's do it
>Vouch for him, send soldiers
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>>5923066
>>Vouch for him, send soldiers
>You should probably send people before it degenerates, I did see some explosions and a lot of death there.
>Ask the mothman what the fuck he's been fed to be this huge
>Anyway, after all this go see the white cells on the gas planet, we've put it off quite a bit
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>>5923070
+1
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>>5923068
>>5923070
>>5923080
You decide to vouch for Dayklo, telling Sarka of the state Horthka is in, and suggesting she send soldiers.
"Alright... I'll trust you this time, God. We'll send some soldiers."
Dayklo seems very relieved. "Oh, thank you! Wait... God?"
Sarka narrows her eyes at Dayklo. "Yep, this is God. Or Malum, as some call him."
Dayklo waves at you. "Hello, Mr. God."
"Alright, Bernard lead this guy out will you?"
Bernard nods and leads Dayklo out of the room.
You comment on just how tall Bernard is.
"Yep, that's my son. He grew up on a diet of pig lungs and hardtack and has been lifting weights since he was 6 years old. Believe it or not, he's only 17."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5923113
>Go invite your family to the party. All of the family.
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>>5923113
>Do something else
turn Bernard into a cute girl
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>>5923113
>Go see the white cells on the gas giant
C'mon that was the entire reason we didn't go through with the timeskip
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>>5923113
>Teleport Sarka to The Adversary so he can discuss a possible alliance with her directly
>Go see the white cells on the gas giant
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>>5923121
Bruh don't teleport her there she literally told us if he wanted he'd contact her
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>>5923123
It's a signs he has our blessing.
And anyway, she said:
>And besides it'd be impossible for me to get to him or for him to get to me with the fighting going on
We can make it very possible and expedite the alliance.
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>>5923115
>>5923116
>>5923121
You are about to teleport Sarka to The Adversary, but you decide against it, as doing this will make her unable to make the order to send soldiers to Horthka, therefore undoing your previous decisions. She also doesn't really seem to want you to, and The Adversary can probably do without the stress of having to make the decision sooner than he wants to.
You send invitation letters to the upcoming party to all of your family members. All of them accept, except for Life, The Adversary, and Chaos.
You go to the purple planet to check out how the white blood cells are doing. Seems they are doing mostly the same as they were doing the last time you checked, though you do notice there are more of them. They are also constantly emitting some kind of signal, which after decoded you find out is some kind of battle cry. These beings are only minorly tripping balls, so they see their reality for how it is, though maybe a bit of a wonkier version of it.
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5923132
>Begin a (magically fueled) training montage as you prepare to get jacked as fuck for the party. You won't allow a mere mortal to be more muscular than you are.
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>>5923132
>Check what they are fighting
>Check what they are thinking
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>>5923134
+1

>>5923132
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>>5923134
>>5923138
You check what the white blood cells are fighting. Seems they just wanna fight anything that enters the planet.
You check what they are thinking.
"DEATH! KILL! DESTRUCTION! SLAUGHTER! DEATH! KILL DEATH! KILLING AND DEATH! DEATH CAUSED BY KILLING!"
Yeah, that's enough of that.
You head back to the tower to get a bit of a workout in. You need to be in shape for the party so you don't look bad. You should also probably decide what mortal you wanna bring, if any.
>Mess with mortals
>See family
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5923150
Kek, that picture
>Let's bring Timmy and Peter as mortals
Before that though
>Check on Chaos
I wanna see how he's doing before we go
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>>5923150
>>Check on Chaos
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>>5923150
>No pain, no gain. Feel the burn. Surpass your limits. Try to complete a workout without cheating with god powers.
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>>5923167
>>5923185
You work out harder than you ever have in your life, even though it's only for 3 minutes. Being someone who has slept for most of your existence, it seems you're not the most athletic.
You send party invitations to Timmy and Peter, and a bit later get a letter of acceptance from both of them. Nice.
You decide to go check on Chaos since it's been a while since you have. Wife tells you Chaos hasn't been showing up to work on planets since you dug around in his brain. Hm.
You find Chaos in his bedroom, watching some strange television show on his state-of-the-art flatscreen TV. His room smells of smoke and artificial ranch flavoring.
"Oh, hey Dad." He says as you walk in. "What's up?"
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5923199
>Read wall notes.
>"Just checking to see how you're doing after the treatment, making sure it's still what you want. I could probably still undo it if you wanted me to. Also, how come you didn't want to go to the party?"
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>>5923200
+1
>How are you holding up son?
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>>5923199
Wait hold on, ask about that Kritla picture too. That IS Kritla right?
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>>5923202
>>5923203
"Oh, I'm doing fine. Just been watching this show for the past little while. It's called "Two Squids In a White Room For 20 Minutes: The Show". It had 65 seasons and a surprisingly deep plot."
You read the notes on his wall. Seems they are mostly reminders for himself, like "Tell Mandy to do her homework" and "Take medication".
You ask him about the Kritla picture on his wall.
"Oh, yeah, Kritla. He's sort of inspirational to me. Kept fighting even though he was dying and blind, and was a total revolutionary. There were some moments where he did the wrong thing, but I think in the end he did the very best that he could, and that's all we can really do in this life."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5923293
>Make a fairy secretary/assistant that automatically detects and reminds Chaos about things he forgets that he would personally deem important to remember. And can probably do other things for him, I guess.
>Make one for everyone in your family, actually. That sounds really useful. You wonder if you've forgotten anything important.
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>>5923298
Sure, what's one more level of celestial bureaucracy?

>>5923293
+1 to >>5923298
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>>5923298
+1
And then
>Party time
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>>5923293
>>5923298
Support, that’s really good in a meta sense, having an outlet for the qm tell us if we’ve missed anything could be really good. Also,
>party time
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>>5923379
>>5923390
>>5923492
You create a "cherubim" angel and assign one of them to all of your family members. Chaos seems pretty happy about it.
You cherubim, Cherubim Exsil, immediately begins reminding you of things.
"Hello, Mr. God. I have a few reminders for you. Your champion, Nelson, has finally started his journey to Nifoslok by sea, and you have a party to attend in 1.5 days. Thank you."
>Skip to party
>Punish
>Reward
>Talk
>Do something else
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>>5923799
>Check on Life
Why's he skipping the party? Does he know...?
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>>5923799
>Pet Excil
>Check on Life
I suspect our interaction was cut short because of the last thread ending. I don't want to invite him because it might end badly but talking to him is good
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>>5923799
>Check on Life
>Give Exsil an innate desire for cookies, then give him a flawlessly regenerating cookie
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>>5923803
+1

>>5923810
Nah, that's too distracting for it
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>>5923810
No to cookies

>>5923803
Yes to pets.

>>5923799
Adding to >>5923802
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>>5923799
>>5923802
+1
>>5923810
Nah, we don’t want it to get fat

Also, I don’t think anyones said this yet but qm your art style has stepped up. I can see you’ve been sharing and everything. Keep it up, we all appreciate how much effort you’re putting into this quest.
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>>5923803
>>5923810
>>5923814
>>5923823
>>5923883
You give Excil a pet, before leaving Chaos to do his own thing.
You decide to go see Life. You find him in his room, just kinda... lying there.
"What?" He asks as you float in.
>Skip to party
>Punish
>Reward
>Talk
>Do something else
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>>5923883
>Also, I don’t think anyones said this yet but qm your art style has stepped up. I can see you’ve been sharing and everything. Keep it up, we all appreciate how much effort you’re putting into this quest.
(Thanks, anon! I really appreciate it!)
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>>5923885
>Son? What's the matter? Two days ago was the first time you rejected me so I was taken aback. Are you angry that I talked to Sal?
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>>5923885
>son I have a task for you, I need you to cook the most amazing meal for me so i can bring it to a party in a day
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>>5923885
>Examine soul of Exsil
I don't trust this thing. It has the spooky Life eye and it's the same purple as our soul.
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>>5923891
Supporting. Give him a task and then show appreciation. Depending how it goes, ask him why he didn't want to go to the party

>>5923885
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>>5923891
>>5923892
>>5923893
You ask him what the matter is, and if he's angry with you.
"Dad... we aren't actually important, are we?"
You're confused and are about to ask him what he means, but he continues.
"I mean, even if we live forever, we're still gonna die eventually. We're basically just as mortal as anyone else. Not to mention we aren't really all that much stronger, and certainly not smarter than any mortal. The fact that there are gods here that LOOK UP to certain mortals just proves we're no better. And if they don't matter, neither do we. Nothing actually lasts forever. Some things just last a long time."
What is this kid saying? You decide pursuing the culinary arts might make him feel better, so you task him with making a meal for the party.
"Not doing it."
What?
You put the disrespect aside for a moment to examine Exsil's soul. Seems the same as anyone else's, red and blue.
>Skip to party
>Punish
>Reward
>Talk
>Do something else
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>>5923896
>tell him that life itself is an improbable existence worth more than anyone can imagine. Life ends, but that does not make it worth any less. You like to think that every life and death serves some purpose, even if we never know what that purpose is exactly.
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>>5923904
+1
Also tell him
>We ARE important son, because without us this place would be barren. Your siblings create planets all the time, and I made the whole universe. You're the reason the Kreeko exist, which I'm happy for by the way because I like your proactiveness. As for things that can last forever...I might know of one being that's existed since the beginning, one that's much older than me and this entire place by a very wide margin.
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>>5923907
>>5923904
+1
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>>5923907
You try your best to convince him that he, and life in general, is important, and does have meaning. You even try bringing up the existence of The God of Time to prove what you're saying right.
But it doesn't work. He tells you to "fuck off", and kicks you out of his room. Damn.
>Skip to party
>Punish
>Reward
>Talk
>Do something else
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>>5923921
Guess we'll fix that once we come back.
>Skip to party
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>>5923921
>Skip to party
>Make sure to be ripped and swole when you show up. You put hard work into those gains. You even forced Retis to be your spotter.
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>>5923924
A day or so later, you finally decide to go to the party...
You end up taking all of your family but Chaos, Life, and The Adversary, and you take Timmy and Peter as your mortal guests.
You board an interdimensional bus in Blue Space, which takes you to this very strange little pocket dimension. Most of the pocket dimension is made up of a very large city, with a bit of wilderness around it. On the way through the city, Wife notices a museum and insists everyone go to it before they attend the party to "Learn about the rich history" of this strange place. No one really wants to go, and everyone protests, but Wife manages to force everyone to go but you and Peter. She tells you that they'll catch up with you, and not to worry.
You and Peter venture out of the city into the surrounding wilderness and eventually make it to the right address. A huge, gigantic skyscraper, that nearly pokes out of the edge of the dimension you're in and into the void. The sound of loud music can be heard from the outside. One can only wonder how loud it will be inside.
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>>5923955
You and Peter wait in line for a long while, before finally making it to the entrance. You're stopped by a burly blue bouncer.
"Tickets please." He says.
You're about to explain to him that you are God, and that you shouldn't need a ticket, but then you remember you have a ticket, so you decide not to.
You give him your ticket, and the bouncer seems to recognize you.
"Oh! Mr. Existence. Sorry, I didn't recognize you." The bouncer says. "Big G wanted me to tell you that he wants to meet you personally, so you should take the elevator up to his room when you get the chance."
He lets you and Peter in, waving to you as you walk away.
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>>5923957
The insane loudness of this party is immediately apparent as you walk in. People are screaming, music is blasting, and everyone is most definitely not sober.
You and Peter walk into one of the elevators. It's much quieter in here.
"Holy shit, man." Peter says, "I didn't know you immortal guys partied like this."
He gives you a playful punch to the shoulder.
There are many floors to explore, and many things to do. What will you do first?
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>"Big G's" Room
>Party Room 1
>Party Room 2
>Party Room 3
>Drugland
>Nap corner
>The Oasis
>Funland
>Dining hall
>Do something else
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>>5923958
>>"Big G's" Room
Might as well go see the big guy first,I wanna know who invited his here
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>>5923958
>"Big G's" Room
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>>5923958
>tell Peter he’s free to do what he wants for the time being and head to Big G’s room
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>>5923958
>>"Big G's" Room
>Punch Peter back but make it accidentally a little too painful since we're SWOLE now
>Heal Peter
>Tell him to not get into trouble or he's gonna get curbstomped
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>>5923960
>>5923961
>>5923962
>>5923966
You give Peter a punch in return and tell him to go have fun. He goes off to Party Room 3, leaving you in the elevator.
You decide to go see Big G, deciding you better get it out of the way before you do anything else.
You walk into his room, seeing someone you can only assume to be him, doing some kind of strange dance.
"Yeah! Yeah! Fuck yeah! You're doing a dance! You're doing a fucking dance, man!"
You are about to ask what he's doing, but then he notices you.
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>>5923970
"YO! GOD! You're fucking here man! I've been like, so fucking stoked to meet you, dude!"
Big G smells of drugs, sweat, and vanilla icing, and he sounds as though he's constantly out of breath, but completely loving it.
"I just wanted to like, make sure you fucking showed up, man! I HAD to see you for myself!"
>Go back to the elevator
>Talk
>Attack
>Do something else
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>>5923972
>Uh, hey. So who are you exactly? What does Big G stand for? And to what do I owe the honor of this kind of fame?
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>>5923972
>Thank him for the invitation, give him a giant hookah filled with with gas from the hallucinogenic planet. You prepared it as a gift beforehand.
>Ask him who else is in attendance out of curiosity.
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>>5923973
>>5923975
You ask him who he is, and what Big G stands for.
"O-OH! Big G is just what my followers call me. My name is Gary. I'm one of, if not the richest motherfucker in Blue Space. Got it all from being a sick-ass musician! Retired now... but the royalties keep coming in, man!"
You ask him who else is in attendance.
"Oh, man! All kinds of people. The elite come running to these parties like a fat kid to an ice cream truck, man! I'm talking politicians, musicians, celebrities, and of course, lots of chicks. Or dudes, if that's... uh... your thing. And if you attend more than three of my parties you can get marked, which means you can get let in without a ticket!"
You gift hookah filled with that hallucinogenic gas from the purple planet.
"Oh, shit! Thanks, man. I'll get my guys to put it in the drug pile."
>Go back to the elevator
>Talk
>Attack
>Do something else
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>>5923979
>Oh shit. Offer to jam the fuck out with Gary. Tell him that you're the best motherfucker in the multiverse on a Keyboard.
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>>5923979
>>5923980
Nah fuck that
>Summon OUR piano and play like the virtuoso we are...not too hard though, transcending again here would be impolite
>Ask him if gods from blue space attend the party
>Ask him if he knew the Life and Death gods from before, and if he's heard the name ''Little Dove'' at one point
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>>5923981
that's not how you become the king of partying anon, you gotta bring the mood up by jamming WITH OTHERS, not by yourself
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>>5923981
You summon your piano and begin absolutely jamming out.
Gary immediately begins absolutely getting down to your playing.
"HELL YEAH, MAN! PLAY THAT SHIT!"
Gary takes the persona of "Julio The Fire Motherfucker", and starts singing. The name Julio sounds a bit familiar to you.
You finish the song, and Gary pats you on the back.
"Fuck yeah, you played that shit like my ex-wife played me, man!"
You ask him if any Blue Space gods attend the party.
"A couple I think. They aren't as sick as you though!"
You ask him if he knew Life and Death.
"Uh... maybe? I don't really remember."
>Go back to the elevator
>Talk
>Attack
>Do something else
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>>5923998
>Inquire about Julio The Fire Motherfucker
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>>5923998
>Hold on...who's Julio?
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>>5924001
You ask him who Julio The Fire Motherfucker is.
"OH! That was my old stage name, man... There were stadiums chanting that name for YEARS! I still go by Julio in some circles. Like the guys who I deliver rocks to know me as Julio."
>Go back to the elevator
>Talk
>Attack
>Do something else
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>>5924005
>The guy you...Hold on you're my son Peace's drug dealer aren't you? What are these green rocks you sent him?
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>>5924005
>Oh, you're Peace's friend! I mistook those rocks for weed once and huffed, ate, snorted, injected, and subsumed them into my soul all at the same time. I can't recommend it, that trip made me lose an eye.
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>>5924009
You ask him if he is Peace's drug dealer, and what the rocks are. You also tell him the story of your experience with the rocks.
"OH! Yeah... that's me. Sorry if you don't like that, man. But Peace fucking rocks, he's the reason I wanted to invite you guys. Plus the fact that you're the God of Black Space and all..."
>Go back to the elevator
>Talk
>Attack
>Do something else
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>>5924016
>Agree with the sentiment that peace rocks, and tell him that he's free to visit whenever.
>Go back to the elevator.
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>>5924016
>Ask him what those purple spots on his forehead and hands are
>Ask him if he's got anything to help us loosen up for the rest of the party, nothing too hard.
>>5924017
+1
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>>5924016
Backing these
First >>5924029
Then >>5924017 as convo closer
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>>5924016
>So what exactly have you heard about me? You seem oddly enthusiastic about my presence
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>>5924016
Does he have crown jewels or are those the holes where they’re meant to go?
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>>5924017
>>5924029
>>5924074
+1

>>5924016
>>
(Hey, anons! Sorry for the lack of updates the past little while. I have the day off for the next couple of days so I've been taking it easy. More updates sometime soon.)
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>>5926120
All good,thanks for the constant communication man
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>>5926120
Thank you for telling us. Keep yourself healthy.
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>>5926120
At your own pace, QM. You're doing good work; keep it up!
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>>5926120
The rest of these niggas have been too positive and understanding. Resume updating or I'll find where you live and break your kneecaps.
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>>5927006
(Worry not, anon. I plan on doing at least one update tonight. My kneecaps can stay intact for now.)
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>>5924029
>>5924074
>>5924217
>>5924328
>>5924335
You ask him what he's heard about me.
"Oh, shit, all kinds of things man! I mean, you brought BLACK SPACE back, man! Do you know how important Black Space is? You might not know this, but everything in Black Space will also exist somewhere else in every other space. Meaning Black Space is the blueprint for like, all existence, man! I mean, you're doing BIG fucking things."
You ask him what the spots on his forehead and hands are.
"OH! That's the mark, man! The one I was talking about earlier. Usually, people get it smaller, but since I'm me I had to be a bit extra with it, y'know?"
You ask him if he has anything to loosen you up.
"Oh, nah, not right here, man! Believe it or not, I don't actually do a lot of partying during these parties. I sort of just like to make sure everyone else has a good time and doesn't, like, die or anything. Head on down to Drugland, you'll find something! Or you can ask one of the partygoers!"
You tell him he's free to drop by Black Space whenever he wants and head back to the elevator.
"See you, man!"
You are in the elevator. Where to?
>"Big G's" Room
>Party Room 1
>Party Room 2
>Party Room 3
>Drugland
>Nap corner
>The Oasis
>Funland
>Dining hall
>Do something else
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>>5927089
>Drugland
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>>5927089
>Drugland
If we're going to red space one day it might be good to learn about all these.
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>>5927089
>>Party Room 2
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>>5927107
+1
Big G is a'ight in my book
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>>5927089
>>The Oasis
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>>5927089
>Drugland
Drugland is best land. Also...

This means that the White Inferno and Misery Dot exist somewhere. This also means we could create a self-replicating panacea that brings feelings of joy and contentment, then throw it into space, but that doesn't seem like the best of ideas.
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>>5927093
>>5927107
>>5927113
>>5927128
>>5927144
You head down to Drugland. Drugland is a crazy place. Heroin trees, crack rock candy mountains, and the main attraction, the big green drug pile.
This big green pile is full of so much concentrated high, that anyone who enters it temporarily loses all color from their physical form. Wild.
What will you do?
>Pick from the heroin trees
>Head up the crack rock candy mountains
>Go to the drug buffet
>Jump in the pile
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5927832
>Go to the drug buffet
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>>5927832
>Go to the drug buffet
Hey QM, can immortals get their brain permanently fried from drugs or is irresponsible use of dangerous substances with no repercussions one of the perks?
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>>5927838
(With immortals a lot of the time the negative effects are reduced when it comes to physical issues, for one immortals can't overdose, but psychological issues can still be a problem, like becoming mentally dependent on a certain substance.
So God could probably do cocaine once or twice and be fine, but as soon as he makes a habit of it it might affect his mental state.)
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>>5927832
>>Go to the drug buffet
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>>5927152
It also means that those monsters of chaos that we have hibernating and the plot device have siblings across the spaces. Qm, are there any spaces that exist in constant peace?
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>>5927838
>>5927891
You head on down to The Drug Buffet.
As soon as you enter you notice the sound of smooth jazz, the lighting, the ambiance, and the beautiful scent of dried nose blood and vomit from those who may have taken just a bit too much. This accompanied by the "oohs" and "ahhs" from partygoers who are probably seeing the true meaning of the universe right about now, makes for a certainly unique experience. You start to wonder if this is the right place to be taking your wife and children.
The Drug Buffet is complete with any kind of drug you can imagine. It even has alcohol that comes from the ceiling.
>Partake in the delicacy (drugs)
>Find someone to talk to
>Head up the crack rock candy mountains
>Jump in the pile
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5928673
>talk to the red guy
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>>5928673
>>5928684
+1
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>>5928684
+1 to speed things up
>You start to wonder if this is the right place to be taking your wife and children.
it only occurred to him right now...
>alcohol that comes from the ceiling
Fascinating. We should totally STEAL this idea to use elsewhere!
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>>5928722
>>5928724
You walk up to the red guy with the horns and try to strike up a conversation.
He wipes his nose, before acknowledging you.
"Hello, friend! What brings you here? At the party, I mean..."
>Talk
>Attack
>Partake in the delicacy (drugs)
>Find someone else to talk to
>Head up the crack rock candy mountains
>Jump in the pile
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5928780
>Well, I was invited by Big G. I am God you see
>Who might you be?
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>>5928797
+1
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>>5928799
You tell him you're God of Black Space, and that Big G invited you.
His expression becomes a significantly less pleased one, and he lowers his voice to make sure no one else can hear.
"God of... What? What the fuck are you doing here?" He asks, "No, no, no, you need to leave. You're much too important to be here."
You ask him who he is. Someone walks by as you do. His cheerful facade immediately comes back.
"Why I'm Wilson Wiffilton! I'm a... candy salesman!"
Once the person is out of earshot, he leans in.
"I'm Agent Oresi with the GS Detective Agency. You should NOT be here." He says. "I can't tell you much, but we're conducting an investigation on Big G. We don't know what, but he's up to something."
He sighs. "Something could easily go wrong while I'm here, and you probably don't wanna be here if that happens."
Seems this guy thinks Gary is up to something. Maybe you should tell Gary about the fact the feds are investigating him. Or maybe you shouldn't.
>Talk
>Attack
>Partake in the delicacy (drugs)
>Find someone else to talk to
>Head up the crack rock candy mountains
>Jump in the pile
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5928806
>All I know of Gary is that he apparently used to be a musician and obviously smuggles drugs. This is the first time I was contacted by anybody outside of Black Space, with immortal and mortal tickets no less. So I'm not sure what's going on. He's told me "important people come here"
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>>5928811
+1

>>5928806
>Partake in the delicacy (drugs)
While we have this convo.
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>>5928823
Anon we are talking to a federal agent, it might not be a good idea to get fucked immediately even if we're God lmao
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>>5928806
>>5928811
Supporting.
And no drugs in front of the federal agent.
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>>5928811
+1

>>5928823
NO DRUGS
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>>5928829
>>5928916
No fed can hold GOD accountable, and we're at a party with a whole drug buffet... Nay, a whole drug MOUNTAIN RANGE. I think it's socially and legally acceptable to get a bit fucked up.
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>>5928823
+1 for drugs.
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>>5929036
Well maybe, but think about what Wife would think of this....
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>>5929106
Anon, our wife eats rocks. Us snorting crystals isn’t THAT different; she’d probably even want to join in.
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>>5928823
>>5928829
>>5928959
>>5929036
>>5929106
>>5929648
You partake in a few mild drugs while talking to Agent Oresi. He doesn't really seem to care, since he was also partaking in the drugs a few minutes ago.
You tell him all you know about Gary.
"Yeah, it's not the drugs we're worried about, those are legal. I can't tell you much, but Big G got a shipment of these rocks from this little pocket dimension at the edge of Brown Space. These rocks are said to have... time-altering abilities. That's all I can say. Tell you what, if you find anything out, tell me. Maybe I can get you a few... political favors. Still, I'd suggest you leave."
>Talk
>Attack
>Partake in the delicacy (drugs)
>Find someone else to talk to
>Head up the crack rock candy mountains
>Jump in the pile
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5929703
>Go find Peter.
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>>5929703
>Go check on what our friends and family are getting up to
Might want to let them know they should be ready to vamoose in a hurry.
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>>5929709
+1
Are they still at the museum?
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>>5929703
>Thank him for the info, say that you'll try to help out if you find anything.
>Look for your family and friends, try to find out what they're doing.
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>>5929709
+1
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>>5929709
>>5929714
>>5929799
>>5929819
You thank him for the information and decide to go find Peter. You look around for a while, not finding him. That is until you decide to check the roof access. You find him sitting there, having a cigarette.
"Hey, God." He says as you walk up and sit down, "Some party, huh?"
You agree, and ask him if your family finally arrived.
"Yeah, they're here. I don't know where they are though. Go look around, you'll find them."
You ask him why he's on the roof.
"Just to get away from the noise for a bit. I'm getting old, you know." He laughs. "Though maybe not by your standards."
>Talk
>Attack
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5930418
>Ask if he's worried about dying
>Reassure him he's got a place in Paradise when he dies
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>>5930423
+1
Ask him what he thinks about this whole bluespace thing since he's probably one of the rare mortals that got there
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>>5930418
>>5930423
>>5930429
+1
>Also ask what it's like to get old by mortal standards.
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>>5930423
>>5930429
>>5930430
+1 all these
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>>5930429
>>5930430
>>5930432
You ask him if he's worried about dying.
"Nah, dying is easy." He says, "It's killing that's hard, even though I don't really like people. I'm looking forward to the day I get what's coming to me."
You tell him he's got a place in Paradise when he dies.
"Yeah, I know. Do I really deserve that though? I mean, I'm not exactly the greatest guy out there."
You ask him what it's like to get old as a mortal.
"I guess it's different for everyone. Depends on who you are. Some people are old at 26, and some people are still young at 80. It's all in the way you view the world, your experiences, wisdom, all that. Me, I was always old. I couldn't really afford to be young, so I never was. I guess maybe that's why I don't party much."
>Talk
>Attack
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5930444
Seems like he feels guilty about being a murderer and such.
>offer to resurrect everyone he killed, but also, point out they simply matter less than him on an objective (divine) metric
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>>5930444
>What was your early life like before you met me?
>I think you've considerably mellowed out, you did give my son genuine counsel and with that power I gave you, you probably quite a bit of people. You're one of the more interesting mortals I have met so far truth be told
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>>5930449
You offer to resurrect the people he's killed and comment on the fact they matter less than him anyway.
"No! No, man, no." He waves his hands around in a disapproving manner. "I don't know if you know about this, but mortals on Greeth have been doing research on resurrection and its effects by studying the people through history who you brought back to life, and there's a pretty good possibility that resurrection isn't actually full resurrection. Almost everyone that has ever been resurrected has been... different in some way afterward. It's usually super minor, but it's usually apparent. Some even theorize it's why Fidor went all crazy after being brought back to life. I don't think there really is a way to undo killing someone... It's just something you have to live with."
You ask him what his life was like, and comment on how he's mellowed out.
"Was orphaned as a kid. Never really knew my parents. Lived in an orphanage til I was 9. Went out on the street after that. Started getting into crime to make money. Killed, stole, and lied to survive. Eventually went on my own. Got a price on my head. Had to go into hiding. And then you met me. There's my life story."
>Talk
>Attack
>Go back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5930470
>I'll have to look into what you told me, I mean dying is a big deal but it's possible they went to the red river before I brought them back. As for Fidor....that one was different. Anyway thank you for entertaining me, I'll go back inside now
>Go to Funland
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>>5930470
>I'll have to look into what you told me, I mean dying is a big deal but it's possible they went to the red river before I brought them back. As for Fidor....that one was different. Anyway thank you for entertaining me, I'll go back inside now
But
>Go find family
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>>5930511
+1
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>>5930470
>>5930511
+1
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>>5930511
+1
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>>5930511
>>5930512
>>5930666
>>5930743
You tell Peter that you'll look into it, and head back to the elevator. After looking and asking around, you're able to find out where all of your family members are. All the ones who came are currently in the building except for Peace, who actually really liked the museum and decided to stay there for some reason.
What now?
>"Big G's" Room
>Party Room 1
>Party Room 2
>Party Room 3
>Drugland
>Nap corner
>The Oasis
>Funland
>Dining hall
>Find a family member
>Do something else
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>>5932022
>Find Wife
Maybe try the dining hall? Maybe they serve rocks? We should let her know about the fuzz being around, anyway.
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>>5932022
>>5932039
+1
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>>5932039
>support
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>>5932039
+1
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>>5932039
>>5932046
>>5932062
>>5932075
You decide you'll go and try to find Wife. You head down to the dining hall where you find her sitting alone at the table in front of some food. Seems she's eating a pepperoni pizza and a bowl of rock dust.
"Hey, Husband." She says as you sit down.
You ask her what she's doing.
"Just eating, is all. Or, well, getting ready to eat anyway."
>Talk
>Attack
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5932092
>Ask what she's waiting for.
>Ask if she's enjoying the party.
>Tell her about the fuzz.
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>>5932098
+1
But instead ask her what she thinks of all the drugs here
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>>5932098
+1

>>5932092
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>>5932092
>patch up that weird dot of flesh missing from her head
>point out the weird black dot between both of you
>comment on how there was a pink dot hovering around you before
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>>5932133
>>5932098
+1
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>>5932112
>>5932133
>>5932139
You ask her what she's waiting for.
"Oh, I just like to admire rocks before I eat them... They must be enjoyed by EVERY aspect of their beauty."
You ask if she's enjoying the party.
"Well, there's lots of rocks here to eat, so I'm content enough."
You tell her about the feds investigating Big G.
"Huh... That's a bit concerning. Should we leave? I don't want us to get hurt or anything."
You ask her what she thinks of all the drugs.
"They're fine I suppose, but they don't really interest me all too much. I'm content with pizza and rocks, thank you."
You point out the weird black dot.
"What black dot?"
You try to point out the black dot again, but... it's gone. Huh.
>Talk
>Attack
>Back to elevator
>Find family
>Do something else
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>>5932148
The black dot is a government drone, obviously.

>Find family
Wife's not wrong.
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>>5932148
>>5932163
+1
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>>5932148
>Check what minerals she's eating
>Go find Nothing
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>>5932148
>Ask Wife if her Blue half likes Bluespace better than her Red half
>Find family
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>>5932408
I like that question
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(Hey anons! Working on the next updates now. Been slacking a bit recently, so I'm planning on doing my best to work on updates as much as I can this weekend. Should get at least a couple posted tonight!)
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>>5934176
Hope you had some good rest, QM. Welcome back!
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>>5932201
>>5932408
>>5932734
You ask her what minerals she's eating.
"These aren't minerals, these are rocks, Husband. Good quality rocks, but rocks nonetheless."
You feel the urge to tell her off, but you don't know why. Just seems fitting.
You ask her if Blue enjoys Blue Space more than Red. Wife becomes unaligned for a moment to allow Blue to speak alone.
"Not really. Socializing with strangers isn't really my thing. The chefs really know how to roast a rock, though..."
You say goodbye to Wife, and head back to the elevator. You decide you should probably go see what your family is up to...
Who will you go see?
>Nothing
>Music
>Love
>Hate
>Death
>Retis
>Timmy
>Do something else
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>>5934264
>Nothing
Daddy's girl!
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>>5934264
>You feel the urge to tell her off, but you don't know why. Just seems fitting.
heheh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1yYJBzf1VQ

backing >>5934270
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>>5934264
>Death
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>>5934270
>>5934275
>>5934278
You decide you'll go find Nothing first, so you head down to one of the party rooms.
You find her talking to a strange-looking entity, who speaks with a nasally and untrustworthy voice.
"Hello, Madam! Are you interested in... spiritual enlightenment?" He asks.
"Spiritual enlightenment?" Nothing asks.
"Yes... You will attain gain a higher level of... transcendental perceivable space-time skill!"
Nothing perks up. "That certainly sounds interesting... How can I do it?"
The man smiles. "Just follow me to the dressing room!"
Nothing follows the man to the dressing room, the both of them going inside. You don't like this.
>Follow them and watch what happens
>Nothing can handle herself
>Tell someone
>Do something else
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>>5934304
>Engage stealth
>Follow them and watch what happens
>Be prepared to stop time and step in at a moment's notice
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>>5934304
WAIT A MINUTE
THAT CENTRAL DOT FROM >>5932092
IT'S PURPLE NOW
AND IT'S JUST THE SLIGHTEST BIT LARGER
oh no
oh god oh man
we're on a time limit here like Red Space aren't we?
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>>5934307
I... Don't think we have all those powers here.

>>5934304
>Follow them and watch what happens
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>>5934322
You follow them and watch through the curtains to see what happens.
"Alright..." The man begins, "Now it's time for-"
He's cut off by a metal mallet to the teeth courtesy of Nothing. He falls to the ground, and his hair, which you now know is a wig, falls off.
"AH! What the fuck! W-What the fuck are you doing?"
Nothing hits him again. "My mother gave me this mallet to keep myself safe, just in case anyone wanted to hurt me." She says. "I thought it'd be safest if I put you out of commission due to physical pain before I ask if you are a bad guy, as to avoid you possibly attacking."
The man seems bewildered. "Wait... so you hit me, so you can ASK me if I'm a bad guy?"
Nothing nods.
"Well... I was... I was gonna rob you... But I won't anymore!"
Nothing sighs. "So you are a bad guy. Mom told me I have to kill bad guys, sorry."
She hits the man over the head again.
"AH! NO, PLEASE! D-DON'T KILL ME!"
His head is split open. A few more strikes and he's dead. What now?
>Stop her, he's had enough
>Let her kill him, he's getting what he deserves
>Do something else
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>>5934326
>Let her kill him, he's getting what he deserves
She needs to learn to put people out of commission nonlethally first. Like paralysis or something easily reversible by her.
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>>5934322
We actually do anon, we were able to revive people in blue space before, it's in red space that we're really weak.
>>5934326
>Let her kill him, he's getting what he deserves
>Step out of the curtains after she did it.
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>>5934342
+1
Huh, well, good to know. We aren't the ONLY ones with power here, though...

>>5934326
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>>5934342
You decide to let the man get what he deserves.
"Okay. I hope you're prepared to die." Nothing says, relatively nonchalantly. "If Mom says this is what I have to do, it's what I'll do."
"NO! NO! PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY! HELP! HELP-"
He's cut off once again by a mallet to the head.
Nothing bashes his face and skull with the mallet over, and over again, until the sharp thud it makes when hitting him slowly turns into a wet, disgusting, squelch, as his brains and skull are turned into mashed potatoes.
This man is very dead.
"I'm sure mother will be very proud of me." Nothing says. She seems slightly... pleased with herself.
>Talk to her
>Sneak away
>Attack
>Do something else
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>>5934350
>Approach her
>Tak to her
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>>5934363
>Talk to her
Ask how she's feeling. Suggest nonlethal options as a starting point next time.

(When she's gone, maybe resurrect the guy and ask if he feels any different, like Peter said the researchers noticed)
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>>5934363
>>5934377
+1
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>>5934363
+1
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>>5934350
>>5934377
+1
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>>5934377
>>5934380
>>5934425
>>5934490
You step into the curtains and greet her.
"Oh. Hello, Father."
You ask her what she's doing.
"This man was a bad guy, so I killed him like Mother said I should, as to protect myself."
You ask her how she's feeling.
"Indifferent."
That answer worries you, and you aren't really sure why. You suggest that maybe she try more non-lethal methods next time.
"I'm simply doing what Mother told me to do and using the tools at my disposal. This is what I am meant to do, is it not?'
>Talk
>Reprimand
>Praise
>Attack
>Try to hide body
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5935868
>Praise
>Tell her you'll tidy up here
>When she's gone, resurrect the guy and ask if he feels any different, like Peter said the researchers noticed
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>>5935868
>Tell her to get cleaned up.
>Also say that we might have to be leaving soon because the cops are around or something, so she should prepare for that.
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>>5935868
>Well...he was a bad guy and your Mother told you to do it so I'm not mad, but maybe figure out if people are evil BEFORE hitting them with a mallet...If you just go around hitting people you might end up having problems. As for the lethality...well you could've just knocked him out.
>Why don't you just use your goddess powers by the way? Blue Space isn't making you too weak is it?
>Clean her up and fuss a bit like a worried parent.
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>>5935918
+1
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>>5935918
supporting this instead
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>>5935887
>>5935918
>>5935966
You tell her she did a good job listening to her mother, but tell her that next time she should maybe find out if the person is evil BEFORE they attack them with the mallet.
You also ask her if Blue Space has made her any weaker.
"Yes. I cannot use any powers at all."
You clean her up a bit and tell her to try not to get herself so dirty next time.
"I will not, Father. Thank you."
She leaves to allow you to clean up the body.
You bring the guy back to life to see if what Peter was talking about might have some truth to it.
He gets up from the pool of blood, looking very confused.
"What... What happened?"
You tell him not to worry about it, and ask him how he feels.
"I feel... weird. I'm out of here..."
He gets up and leaves, not even taking his wig with him. He seemed very... out of it, but perhaps that makes sense considering his cranium was mush not a few minutes ago.
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5936021
>Go see Death
Maybe she knows why people are weird when resurrected, I don't recall any abnormalities of that kind when we revived people
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>>5936021
>Cleanse the area of blood and any evidence left behind of the murder
>Go find Death
We never talked to her much at all, come on guys
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>>5936021
>>5936024
+1
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>>5936023
>>5936024
+1

>>5936021
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>>5936024
>>5936031
>>5936036
You look around to find Death. After a bit of searching, you find her in this little clearing a few minutes away from Big G's house, looking at a grave.
"Oh, howdy, Pa." She says, "Take a gander. Some poor woman named 'Lilo Ertis' is buried here. It's a real shame she couldn't be a part of the river..."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5936041
>Talk
So, you like the river? You think it's a good thing?
We could probably revive her and bring her to the river, I guess?
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>>5936048
+1
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>>5936041
>Where would she be then?
>Maybe we can bring her back to the river
>Who was Lilo Ertis?
>Tell me dear, apparently the people I've revived were different somehow, from what I've been told. Do you know why that is?
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>>5936081
>>5936082
You ask her if she likes the river.
"Well, I suppose there are better options than the river... but as far as I can tell these poor folks just cease to exist when they die. Maybe that's not so bad, but it's a bit sad."
You ask her about reviving, and if maybe you can bring Lilo back to the river.
"Oh, the whole revive thing? There's nothin' concrete, but I reckon it's not a very good idea. The mortals have been doing research on it for a while. If someone dies, and they come back, something is almost always... different. Whether that difference is big or small, there's usually at least something. Like, one of the dog people killed in the uprising, who was a relatively normal and generally kind fellow, murdered his wife and two kids 2 years after he had been resurrected. And they say before that he was actin' all funny, and saying strange things... He just wasn't the same. I don't think there really is any way to totally undo the effects of death... If someone dies, it's probably better to just... leave them be. As for the why, I reckon there are multiple causes. Could be parts of their soul being lost in the river, could be the leftover mental trauma... could be a lot of things. Some folks say the reason Fidor lost his faith was because he was revived, but I'm not sure if that's true..."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5936120
>No, Fidor lost his faith when he renounced it after being enslaved by Kritla
>What kind of strange things was the dogman saying?
>Tell me dear, do you have suggestions for the afterlives? New afterlives...making conditions better.
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>>5936120
>Ask if it would be better to create some sort of afterlife. I mean we already have Paradise but maybe something for mortals to pass into.
>Ask her what she thinks about reincarnation.
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>>5936120
>Uh, I gotta go, bye! Wtach out for cops!
>Go find that guy we revived
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>>5936129
>>5936142
You tell her that Fidor renounced his faith after being enslaved by Kritla.
"Yes, I know, but he was a very devout man before that. I guess some folks think his resurrection might have something to do with why he was so quick to give up his faith after a little bit of hardship, considering he was apparently quoting scripture while bleeding out on the cross only a few hours before."
You ask her if she has any ideas for a new type of afterlife.
"The ones we have now are fine. I do think it's a bit unfair that good people aren't allowed into paradise though... Most of the religious folks down on Greeth are under the impression that their way of life will allow them access to paradise. Though, I suppose most of those religions aren't really necessarily right about everything though..."
You ask her what she thinks about reincarnation.
"I suppose it's nice, especially if that person had unfinished business..."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5936177
>You'd like normal people to have access to paradise? I usually meant it more for mortals that are particularly interesting. I did make it so mortals that do good become stars didn't I? What's going on with that?
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>>5936192
we could always create another paradise just for regular mortals when we get back.
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>>5936177
>Would you think it's best to make another afterlife? I'll admit I didn't really plan for an afterlife when making the universe.
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>>5936192
+1

>>5936196
>>5936197
Guys I think that message about "reviving people can fuck them up, it's better to let dead people stay dead" makes me think back to God's backstory about being that ONE FUCKER who refused death
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>>5936202
To be fair, death is probably quite a bit better here considering in the former universe it was literally just cessation of existence forever and ever.
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>>5936197
>>5936202
You ask her if she'd like normal people to have access to paradise, and mention the fact good people become stars.
"I don't know... It's just a bit sad knowing folks die expecting one thing and then they get something else. I like the star thing, though. It allows them to make a permanent mark on the universe. I like to go find the stars that were once mortals and just kinda... sit with 'em sometimes."
You ask her if you should make another afterlife.
"I dunno. I think the ones we have now are fitting, but they could be made a bit more fair in my opinion..."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5936224
>What if we gave them a choice? I could teach you how to make angels to serve as caretakers for the dead, guiding them where they need to be. They'd be your personnal servants basically.
>I never looked into this but...are the stars conscious? They were once mortals and had a soul
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>>5936224
>>5936233
+1
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>>5936233
+1
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>>5936236
>>5936238
You tell her that you could maybe give them a choice, and offer to teach her to make angels. You also ask if the stars are conscious.
"I don't know... I feel like they shouldn't need to be taken care of. They're supposed to be resting. Maybe nonexistence is restful, but we don't know for sure, because no one can tell us what it's like to not exist. And if they have a choice, of course, most of them are just gonna choose to go to paradise or be resurrected. There'd be no point in the river then. As for the stars, no they are not conscious. Being a star is the closest thing to nonexistence you can have, as all the atoms in your body become that star. Meaning your soul no longer remains, or at least not in the state it was before."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5936263
Ask her what she thinks of mortals. Ask what she thinks about Life, since he's technically her opposite.
Tell her that we might have to go soon, since the cops are looking around this party.
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>>5936263
>What do you think counts as resting, Death?
>Think a bit to our visions and say. "I don't think non-existence is restful, it's more like you aren't there anymore. You're not resting or in pain, just no more. Maybe I should ask Nothing about this, non-existence is her domain.
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>>5936263
>Thank her for all her insight
>Warn her about the cops, and to be ready to leave
>Go find that guy we revived
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>>5936263
>"...Let me tell you a story, Death."
>"Once upon a time, there was a mortal man."
>"He had to die like anybody else. But he revolted against it with every fiber of his being. So much so that the only deity who loved him took pity upon him, and made him live forever."
>"This proved to be a mistake. So great a mistake in fact, that that privilege was eventually stripped from him along with many other things as punishment."
>"What happened next, as well as whatever came before to make him such a person... those I'm still working to finding out."
>"There is a lesson to this story. One I'm sure you know well given your role and your namesake."
>(Hug her)
>"Once something's alive, it doesn't die easy."
then do >>5936272
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>>5936271
>>5936272
>>5936274
You thank her for her insight and ask her what she thinks counts as resting.
"I don't know. I reckon it's sort of the opposite of life. During life, something within us is always being stressed, always working. There's not a moment where our senses, minds, and emotions aren't being stimulated. I suppose true rest is either having those senses taken or having them made so that they can't hurt you anymore. During life, our own perception is one of the few things that hurt us that we cannot escape. Death is finally being able to do that, and therefore it is rest."
You tell her you don't think non-existence is restful, just... empty.
"Well, maybe that's restful in its own way."
You tell her a story. About a mortal who refused to die and faced the consequences. A part of you feels like you're telling the story wrong, but you suppose you can't help it. You give Death a hug after, before warning her about the feds, and telling her that you may be leaving soon.
"Okay. Well, it was nice talkin' to ya Pa!"
She still seems quite cheerful despite the somewhat depressing topic of the conversation you just had. Something crosses mind. You wonder what her opinion of Life is, so you ask her. Her cheerful expression falters.
"Well, I love the guy. He's my brother, I have to. But... there is something deeply, deeply wrong with him."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5936296
>Go see Music
I wanna see if our autistic daughter is jamming out
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>>5936296
>A part of you feels like you're telling the story wrong
We don't know it all! And I didn't look back at the important posts to remind myself!

backing >>5936301
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>>5936296
>Go find that guy we revived
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>>5936296
>Before leaving. ask Death for advice on how to help Life.
If Blackspace is a blueprint that means everything has copies, who are our copies? Also I feel worried about what might happen with Oresi, especially our family.
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>>5937128
+1 then, I guess
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>>5937128
>who are our copies?
The gods of the other dimensions, I’d imagine.
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>>5936317
>>5936325
>>5937128
>>5937135
Before you leave you ask Death for advice on how to help Life.
"I'm not sure, Pa. Folks like that... they can only be changed if they want to, or if they decide to do it themselves."
You say goodbye and head back to the elevator.
You decide to go see Music next since you're very curious to see how your very... socially stunted daughter is coping with this very large party.
You find her in one of the party rooms, clearly intoxicated and tripping balls, being crowd-surfed across a crowd of 1200 people while extremely loud music blasts over the speakers, and the DJ keeps screaming "OH YEAH, DO IT! DO IT!" into the microphone. Seems she's doing fine.
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5937949
D'aww. that's our little girl.

>Summon her personal assistant angel, give it a dose of an instant drug neutralization concoction, and tell it to be ready to sober her up and get her out of here if the cops burst in and we need to leave

Not a moment before, though. Let her have some fun.
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>>5937964
+1
Give it a teleportation artifact too, just in case she gets accosted by some shady guys. I will not have our intoxicated autistic daughter gang raped by strangers
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>>5937964
>>5937995
+1 both
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>>5937949
>>5937964
+1
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(Hey anons! Just wanted to give ya'll an update. This has been a VERY long week thus far so I've been a bit too tired to do too much writing. Updates will still be coming, but forgive me if it's at a bit of a slower pace til the weekend!
I might write an update tonight, and if not you all will certainly get at least one or two tomorrow.
Thanks, anons!)
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>>5938799
Thanks for the update, QM!
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>>5937995
>>5938031
>>5938241
You send Music's cherubim and instruct it to instantly sober her up when the time comes to leave, as the feds are around. It nods, and heads to go see Music.
Music seems extremely happy to see it, saying... something...
Her new friend, a purple rabbit with sunglasses seems to agree with... whatever she said.
You find it strange that Music keeps befriending people with sunglasses, but you suppose you might as well not question it.
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5939617
>Locate Love
We need to talk more with him, we barely do
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>>5939647
+1
Love needs some Love
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>>5939647
+1

>>5939617
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>>5939668
>>5939698
You leave Music and decide to go find Love next. After looking around for a little bit, you find him in a lonely corner in an empty, unused party room.
He smells of alcohol. STRONGLY of alcohol. Like, really fucking strongly. Just being in his presence makes you feel like you've stuck your head in a barrel of hard liquor.
"O... OH! Hello, Father!" He says. You can very clearly tell by his voice that he is VERY intoxicated. "I... I have discovered this wonderful beverage, sir! It... is very... nice..."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5939726
"Damn, son. Maybe you should have your priests start pouring libations. Having fun with the party?"
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>>5939726
>>5939738
+1
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>>5939726
>Yes son, it's called alcohol and people often drink it at parties. Say what are you doing here all alone?
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>>5939742
>>5939746
You ask him if he's having fun, and why he's all alone.
"Oh yes! I'm having... the most fun I've ever had! This... is the happiest I've ever been." He laughs. "As for why I'm here all alone... I DON'T KNOW! HAHAHAHA... HA... HA..."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5939758
>Talk
"Shouldn't someone whose whole deal is love be partying with the rest of the folks here?"
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>>5939758
>Have Love's cherubim keep an eye on him
>Pat our boy on the back and leave
Let's go party ourselves. Being Existence and trying to forget what we did to Timmy is hard work. We owe ourselves a few hours of messing around.
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>>5939767
+1
>You don't look too well Love...
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>>5939769
>>5939771
You ask him if he shouldn't be hanging out with other people since he's The God of Love, and tell him he doesn't look well.
"What do you mean...? I have... LITERALLY never felt better than I do right now... EVER! Even though I feel terribly sick!"
You wonder if you should call Love's cherubim like you did for music.
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5939918
>Ask him why he got wasted in the first place
>Set him more comfortably so he doesn't hurt himself
>Call the cherubim
>Tell him we'll get him later
>Go see Hate
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>>5939928
+1
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>>5939918
>>5939928
+1
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>>5939928
>>5939930
+1 +1
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>>5939933
>>5939940
You ask him why he's even drinking in the first place.
"Because... this world... is SOOOO wonderful... and now... I can finally see... that..."
He passes out. You put him in a more comfortable position and summon his Cheribum to watch over him. This is a bit worrying to you. It's always something with these kids...
You decide to go see Hate next.
As you are about to enter the room you remember Hate being in, one of Big G's guards stops you for a moment.
"Hey, Existence, right?" He asks, "Is that your kid in there?"
You peak into the room and see Chaos standing on some kind of stage, angrily ranting to some kind of crowd.
You nod.
"He's been ranting and raving about alcohol limitations or something for the past half-hour. Could you talk to him?"
You nod, and the guard leaves. You walk into the room to see what's going on.
Chaos stands in front of a large crowd, the expression on said crowd's faces being a mix of confusion and maybe a hint of adoration.
"LISTEN, PEOPLE. I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THESE GREEN FEDERATION FUCKERS BEFORE, BUT I'VE HEARD ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS IS FUCKED UP. ARE YOU TELLING ME IN THIS LABYRINTH OF HEDONISM, SIN, AND ALL-AROUND DEGENERACY (ALL OF WHICH IS FINE BY ME), MORTALS ARE STILL TREATED LIKE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS? TWO BOTTLES TWO DOSES MY ASS. EITHER THERE'S NO LIMIT, OR WE'RE ALL LIMITED. IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS EXACTLY HEALTHY FOR IMMORTALS EITHER. BUT NOOO, WE *NEED* TO WORRY ABOUT THE MORTALS! WE DEFINITELY AREN'T JUST LIMITING THEM BECAUSE WE SEE THEM AS BELOW US! COME ONE! RISE UP AGAINST THIS! THIS FUCKING SUCKS!"
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5940315
The QM keeps confusing Hate for his younger brother Chaos.
>Yell "Yeah! Drugs and booze for EVERYBODY!" and get the crowd cheering
>Once that begins, mentally tell Hate "Good job."
>Silently transmit the warning about the cops on their way here and to get out when the time comes, basically say the same thing we said with the others.
>Locate Timmy
Keep things rolling
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>>5940319
(DAMN IT! I was literally telling myself not to do that this time lol.
They're both grey now so it's even easier for me to fuck it up lol.)
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>>5940315
(Corrected text.)
You ask him why he's even drinking in the first place.
"Because... this world... is SOOOO wonderful... and now... I can finally see... that..."
He passes out. You put him in a more comfortable position and summon his Cheribum to watch over him. This is a bit worrying to you. It's always something with these kids...
You decide to go see Hate next.
As you are about to enter the room you remember Hate being in, one of Big G's guards stops you for a moment.
"Hey, Existence, right?" He asks, "Is that your kid in there?"
You peak into the room and see Hate standing on some kind of stage, angrily ranting to some kind of crowd.
You nod.
"He's been ranting and raving about alcohol limitations or something for the past half-hour. Could you talk to him?"
You nod, and the guard leaves. You walk into the room to see what's going on.
Hate stands in front of a large crowd, the expression on said crowd's faces being a mix of confusion and maybe a hint of adoration.
"LISTEN, PEOPLE. I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THESE GREEN FEDERATION FUCKERS BEFORE, BUT I'VE HEARD ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS IS FUCKED UP. ARE YOU TELLING ME IN THIS LABYRINTH OF HEDONISM, SIN, AND ALL-AROUND DEGENERACY (ALL OF WHICH IS FINE BY ME), MORTALS ARE STILL TREATED LIKE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS? TWO BOTTLES TWO DOSES MY ASS. EITHER THERE'S NO LIMIT, OR WE'RE ALL LIMITED. IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS EXACTLY HEALTHY FOR IMMORTALS EITHER. BUT NOOO, WE *NEED* TO WORRY ABOUT THE MORTALS! WE DEFINITELY AREN'T JUST LIMITING THEM BECAUSE WE SEE THEM AS BELOW US! COME ONE! RISE UP AGAINST THIS! THIS FUCKING SUCKS!"
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>>5940323
(Also, just to clarify, I'm not mixing them up, per se. They are two very distinct characters in my mind. It's just I write pretty fast and usually proofread pretty fast too, so after thread 3 I'm so used to writing Chaos' name I just keep doing it for some reason lol. Anyway, will shut up now and wait for votes. Sorry about that, anons!)
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>>5940315
>Yell "Yeah! Drugs and booze for EVERYBODY!" and get the crowd cheering
>Take Hate aside in the commotion to talk

>>5940323
Don't sweat it, shit happens.
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>>5940427
+1
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>>5940319
+1
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>>5940427
>>5940431
>>5940838
You start hyping up Hate and the possibility of free drugs for all mortals. Soon, the crowd is cheering, and chanting Hate's name.
Hate looks down to see who started all the commotion, before realizing it was you.
You signal for Hate to come down off the stage and talk to you, so he climbs down, managing to not catch the attention of the riled-up crowd.
You pull Hate into the elevator to talk to him, and as you do you catch the guard who spoke to you earlier giving you a dirty look. Oh... yeah... you forgot you were supposed to calm things down, not make them worse.
Once you pull Hate into the elevator, you tell him he did a good job, but the feds are in the building and you might have to leave soon.
"THE FEDS? THE GREEN ONES? WHERE ARE THEY? I'D LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH THEM ABOUT SOME OF THE FINER POINTS OF LAW AND AUTHORITY."
This guy.
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Look for family
>Do something else
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>>5941392
>Tell him that they're probably undercover. And that there's been weird things like a black disappearing dot happening.
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>>5941392
>Tell him that they're probably undercover. And that there's been weird things like a black disappearing dot happening.
>Discourage him from direct confrontation
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>>5941401
+1
>Son, you can't use any powers here right? I'd suggest you don't try antagonising everyone too much, I looked into the future before we came here and I think some pretty bad stuff can happen here. Of the "nobody comes back" kind. So just behave yourself for now okay boy?
>Summon his cherubim and go see Retis
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>>5941403
>>5941407
You tell him that they are undercover and that there's been weird things going on. You also advise him not to be too confrontational, as he most likely can't use his powers.
"OH YEAH! I KNOW. THERE'S BEEN ALL KINDS OF WEIRD SHIT GOING ON AT THIS PARTY. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE SOBER ENOUGH TO REALIZE. ONE OF THE GUARDS SLIPPED THIS LITTLE PINK PIECE OF PAPER INTO MY HAND WHEN I CAME IN."
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"Want to be preserved for eternity? Stay for the afterparty."
Fuck could that mean?
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Look for family
>Do something else
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>>5941414
>Just don't cause any more trouble, I'll look into this. I don't want to lose any of you here
>Summon Cherubim and go see Retis
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You tell him not to cause any trouble and summon his Cheribum to look after him. You leave to go see Retis next.
You find Retis standing next to a very, very passed-out Timmy.
"Oh, hey, Mr. God." She says, "He passed out a while ago and I've been making sure he doesn't throw up on himself or something."
Seems Timmy has had a bit too much to drink.
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5941498
>Dive into Timmy's unguarded subconcious and see how he's been
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>>5941505
+1
>Ask Retis what she's been doing at the party and if she's seen anything weird
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>>5941505
>>5941531
+1
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>>5941531
>>5941542
You check Timmy's currently unguarded subconscious to see how he's been doing. As far as his past trauma goes he's doing about as well as he can be. He apparently has been thinking and stressing about some kind of speech he has to do soon though.
You ask Retis what she's been doing, and if she's seen anything strange.
"Mostly cleaning up vomit and studying the way these people act. All the ones with the weird 'mark' thing act very strangely like they're hiding something. In terms of strange things, I heard a couple of guards talking about 'Big G's Machine' or something, but I don't really know what they mean."
>Talk
>Attack
>Praise
>Reprimand
>Back to elevator
>Do something else
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>>5941554
>Well, make sure to keep Timmy safe, and keep yourself safe too, this place is weird, if something happens you're allowed to return to black space with him
>Go invisible and find one of these people with the mark. Check if the mark has anything supernatural about it, then read their minds.
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>>5941613
+1
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>>5941554
I think we should look into what the 'Big G's Machine' is.
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>>5941613
+1

>>5941554
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>>5941554
>read the paper in timmy's hands
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>>5941620
>>5941636
>>5941638
>>5941649
You notice a piece of paper in Timmy's hands, so you pick it up and give it a read. Looks like it's some kind of speech.
"Honorable citzens of The LHR. It is time I admit something. Something I am very relieved to have the opportunity to admit. I have been terrible to you. I have been... indifferent. But that is for good reason. Until very recently, I was being threatened by a shadow organization known as the MSMS. The MSMS however, has very recently been destroyed. The MSMS... was a terrible organization. Kidnapping innocent citizens such as yourself, and using them in terrible experiments. But they are gone now, following a recent attack orchestrated by my men. They threatened me, and my close friends, and gave me a list of things I was not permitted to do and changes I was not allowed to make. There is not much I can say at this time, as investigations are still underway. But I can say this. I will be better, and real change will happen in this country. Change for all of us. Good change. You are not here for me. You are not here for the MSMS. I am here for YOU! I serve YOU! I serve this country. And now that I can finally do that properly, I will. Long live you all, and long live The LHR. Good day."
Next to various sentences are little drawn expressions, most likely so Timmy can remember how he's supposed to act and speak at certain parts of the speech. Seems this guy really cares about his speeches being interpreted in the right way. You do wonder just how honest he's being here though, as you yourself know he's lying about being the one to destroy the MSMS.
You tell Retis to keep Timmy safe and leave to go investigate.
You become invisible and watch some of the people who've been marked. You notice a few things. None of them are mortal, none at all. You also notice that almost all of them are carrying something with them. Usually something valuable. Sometimes it's something more personal, like a photo.
This cat guy has a backpack filled to the brim with golden coins and money. Why would he take this to a party?
You decide to read his mind to find out more.
"Two hours... TWO FUCKING HOURS! My place in permanent history will be sealed... He'll kick the mortals out, flip the switch, and then everything else will be gone... Only this party will be left... NOTHING can hurt us then... not even ourselves... TRUE immortality! I've been waiting for this... Just two more hours... Two... two more..."
The way he speaks, you'd think he's preparing himself for death.
>Talk
>Attack
>Go ask Big G what's going on
>Tell the feds
>Do something else
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>>5941655
>Go ask Big G what's going on
Uh oh
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Ah I think I know what that desirable timeline where the universe is destroyed is all about now.
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>>5941655
>Go ask Big G what's going on
That ain't good at all
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>>5941655
>Go ask Big G what's going on
I suspect he intends to make a closed time-loop so that the immortals can party for eternity.
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>>5941666
>>5941668
>>5941670
You go the the elevator and immediately go to ask Gary what's going on.
You enter his room, and he immediately greets you.
"OH! Hey! The fuck is up, man? The after party is soon, you stayin'?"
You ask him what his machine is, and tell him all the weird things you've been noticing.
"Oh... I... uh... thought I put that in my letter..." He says. "Well... I'm going to preserve us! Forever!' He grits his teeth as he speaks. "Do you have... a problem with that?"
You ask him what he means by "preserve".
He sighs.
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"I have... created... a machine... I... was tired of being afraid... SO I MADE THIS!"
He reaches into his pocket and takes out a remote control-type device.
"Well... this isn't what I made... but it STARTS what I made! I created this... machine... an invisible machine I released into the air! And when I press this button... everything outside of this building will be gone, and time within this building will stop! We will have defeated time itself! Become true immortals! We don't have to be scared anymore!"
He sees the looks on your face, and he begins to become nervous. He speaks with a shake in his voice.
"Y-You see... after Lilo... went... I've been working on this! And those bastard fucks at the green federation have been trying to stop me... BUT THEY WON'T! OH NO THEY FUCKING WON'T! BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SAID SHIT TO THEM, AND NEITHER HAVE ANY OF MY MEN! I mean... isn't it a beautiful idea, man? ACTUALLY living forever? You know what? Fuck it! Why don't we d-do it RIGHT NOW!?"
He looks like he's about to press the button.
>Attack him
>Tell him to stop
>Call for help
>Do something else
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>>5941694
>Tell him to stop
Woah woah woah, save it for the after party! You're throwing off the whole groove, man! You don't want to be a bad host, do you?
>Alert the feds ASAP
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>>5941694
>Freeze time yourself before he can press the button.
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>>5941711
+1
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>>5941711
>>5941714
You try to freeze time yourself before he can press the button until you realize you no longer have the power to do so, as you are in Blue Space.
You tell him to stop and save it for after the party.
"NOPE! I-I-I-I-I ALREADY WIPED MY MARK OFF, SO I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT NOW!"
His finger is inches away from the button. Talking might not work here.
>Attack him
>Tell him to stop
>Call for help
>Do something else
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>>5941717
>Attack
Fuck it. Blow this nigga up with our mind.
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>>5941717
>Bend and break his hand in every direction opposite from the button
>Push him away
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>>5941717
Ah SHIT

>>5941719
This, let's break his hand. Dude needs therapy, not death.
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>>5941718
>>5941719
>>5941732
You try to blow him up with your mind, but it does not work. You try to use your mind to break his arm, but it does not work. Fuck, this place really took away all your cool powers.
You resort to running up to him and punching the button out of his hand. It falls onto the ground and slides across the floor, away from Gary.
When Gary realizes what has happened, he looks at you with an expression full of hate. You back up a bit.
"Okay then... Okay... You want to fucking KILL US then? If you really want to fight to ensure your own death... go ahead. Your move fucker."
He gets into a fighting stance and seems to be waiting for you to try something.
>Attack
>Run
>Call for help
>Do something else
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>>5941739
>Challenge him to fight you in the only way that musicians should. With their instrument of choice. Winner gets what they want. Also if he refuses he's a loser and a big dumb baby.
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>>5941745
+1
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>>5941745
>>5941750
+1
If that doesn't work we can try shooting a laser at him. C'mon we can revive people still that shouldn't be that hard
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>>5941750
>>5941751
You challenge him to a music battle instead of a regular battle.
"Well. I guess I have to make the first move then." He says.
You're about to shoot him with a laser when-
1/3
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OH FUCK!
You feel a devastating punch connect with your face before you are thrown towards a wall with the strength of 700 men. This is not how you expected to spend the day.
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>>5941775
After a very long and terrifying fall, you hit the ground and are immediately felt by hot, searing pain throughout your entire body as you hit the hard ground below.
You attempt to get up but are stopped when you realize your leg has been completely fucked by the fall.
Oh shit. What do you do?
>Call for help
>Try to run
>Prepare for a fight
>Do something else
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>>5941776
>Try to heal yourself
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>>5941776
>Prepare for a fight, heal
>Try to increase strength? We're god and a shapeshifter we should be able to become deadly
Guess we don't have a choice
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>>5941776
>Open a portal back to black space, crawl through, and freeze time.
>Heal yourself. Augment yourself with super advanced Kreeko bioweapons and biopowerarmor. Create an angel with the specific purpose of doing battle on behalf of the God of Black Space. Head back into Blue Space with said angel for round two.
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>>5941784
>>5941785
You manage to heal your leg, and slightly increase your power, but before you can do anything, Gary comes down and delivers another punch to your face. This punch was so hard, that if you did not increase your strength, you'd probably be dead right now.
"I F-FOUGHT IN A WAR YOU KNOW! YOU FUCK! I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"
He gets over you and starts delivering punch after punch directly to your face at light speed, each punch probably being enough to level a building. Once again, if you did not increase your strength, you would most definitely be dead by now.
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>>5941804
Out of desperation, you manage to get up enough strength to will a portal to Black Space into existence and place it underneath you. Both you and Gary fall in.
You do your best to get on your feet but fail. Your face is completely destroyed. This fucker destroyed your face. Beyond repair. Now's your chance to fuck him up.
>Kill him
>Imprison him
>White Inferno
>Run
>Call for help
>Do something else
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>>5941805
>White Inferno into Agony Dot combo
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>>5941805
>White Inferno with the power dialed up, but no agony dot
>Heal face plz
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>>5941808
Actually, beat him up for some satisfaction first. Destroy his face first and then throw him into super hell
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>>5941808
>>5941819
You heal yourself before immediately standing up.
You use your powers to break both of his arms and legs.
"AHHHH! WAIT WAIT! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"
You punch him over and over again much like he did to you. You beat him to death multiple times, but you don't allow him to die. You immediately bring him back and go back to beating.
Once you're done he's laying in a pool of his own blood sobbing. White Inferno time.
You put him into The White Inferno, and make sure to crank up the agony a bit before he enters.
He screams and screams, and screams, but it's of no use. No one is gonna help him.
>Make it worse somehow
>Take him out
>Kill him
>Imprison him
>Do something else
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>>5941828
>Leave him there and go back to bluespace, bring some warrior angels as bodyguards to muscle people
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>>5941828
>Fix our face now that we're powered up again
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>>5941831
You leave him in The White Inferno and prepare to head back to Blue Space. You are stopped as you walk into your tower by Agent Oresi and another fed.
"Stop right there, Mr. God! You don't have to do anything!" He says. "We can take it from here! We're already rounding up and shooting all the marked partygoers."
The gray cat agent crosses his arms. "We are very thankful for you, Mr. God. You not only forced a confession out of that fucker, but you also caught and imprisoned him yourself!"
Oresi picks up a huge golden trophy and brings it to you.
"Big G was originally gonna give this out at the end of the party, but since no one is gonna be alive to get it, we thought we'd give it to you as a thank you! It's The World's Best Partygoer Award!"
The grey agent pats you on the back. "Your family is being brought back here as we speak, but we need one more thing from you. We want you to decide what will be done about Big G."
Hmm... perhaps an opportunity for more revenge.
>Have him face a fair trial
>Execution
>Imprisonment
>Keep him for yourself
>Do something else
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>>5941844
>Turn him permanently into a golden statue, put him on a fountain that spews endless booze
He was cool except for being insane and sort of evil, so I think he should have a cool way to die.

>Graciously accept trophy
>Make sure family is okay
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>>5941844
>"I'm God, assholes. He's mine until I say otherwise."
No mercy for anybody who turns down a music battle.
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>>5941844
>He's staying in the white inferno
>Go see family
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>>5941846
And don't forget Timmy, Retis, and Peter.
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>>5941848
>>5941850
>>5941851
You tell him he's yours, and also insult them.
"Um... okay?" Oresi says. "Well, thanks. We knew he'd probably crack after we shot his wife. We've been waiting for this for a LONG time, so thank you. We originally wanted to get him on a drug charge, but couldn't find anything concrete."
They leave, and your family and friends come home. They are all fine. You take Big G out of The White Inferno and turn him into a golden statue that spews liquor. I guess he's finally gotten the permanence he's always wanted.
>See family
>Mess with mortals
>Go to sleep
>Check on champion
>Do something else
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>>5941860
>Go talk to Wife
Time for our usual talk about this cycle(and babymaking)
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>>5941860
>>See family
Let's check up on how they're all doing. I'm worried about how Life is.
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>>5941871
+1
need to relieve some of that stress
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>>5941876
+1
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I think we should learn to fight in these no-powers situations. Or at least try more creative things nobody will see coming because our protagonist is literal God
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>>5941889
I think we should get in shape and train with Wife during the next timeskip
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>>5941876
>>5941877
>>5941883
You go see Wife, who is in her usual spot.
"So, today was certainly eventful."
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5941916
>Yeah...what do you think of the whole deal? I think my face still hurts.
>I'm worried about our son, he's going through something.
>Did you give weapons to all the kids? Nothing bashed a guy's brains in
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>>5941916
backing >>5941921
but specify WHICH son, because we have more than one
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>>5941921
+1

>>5941924
Kinda worried about all of them, desu, except maybe Hate.
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>>5942026
I worry about Love the most right now, Life a close second
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>>5942038
Life is the one EVERYONE seems worried about. Chaos is pretty messed up, too, but we helped him out a bit at least. Love... I don't know, we should probably keep an eye on that guy.
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>>5941921
>>5941924
>>5942026
>>5942038
>>5942041
You ask her what she thinks of the whole ordeal.
"From what I heard it was pretty crazy. I'm certainly glad you're alright... I mean, that Big G guy was definitely an issue, and it's good we got rid of him, but I can't help but feel a bit bad for him, y'know? I heard the agents talking about him losing his wife or something, and it sort of made me wonder if we wouldn't go crazy if we lost one another and end up doing something like he did. Either way, he got what was coming to him, but it's still a pretty depressing situation."
You tell her you're worried about Love, Life, and Chaos.
"Love? Really? What's going on with him?"
You tell her he drank a really large amount at the party and was saying some concerning things.
"Huh... I guess I never thought that there might be something wrong with him. To be honest he's one of the kids I talk to the least... Maybe I should listen to Blue and start spending more time with him."
A bit of a guilty look forms on her face. "Maybe I'll talk to him."
You ask her if she gave weapons to all the kids, and tell her about what Nothing did.
"Yeah, before the party. Why did Nothing do that? Did he do anything?"
You tell him that he planned to rob her, but hadn't really done anything yet. Wife loses synchronization for a moment.
"Heh." Red snickers, "That's my girl! Get rid of that criminal scum."
Blue scolds red. "Red! We can't encourage our daughter to just kill people like that."
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5942370
>Go check on that guy Nothing killed and who we resurrected, if we can
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>>5942370
>She told me that's you told her to do apparently. I'm worried about the fact she felt indifferent about it though.
>You know I think I'm gonna start getting in shape. I can't rely on my powers when outside and I don't fancy nearly dying a third time honestly
>Tell her about our worries concerning what we saw in the past, the weird thoughts we've been having, the god of time and brown space and finally about who we might've been
>Play some piano for Wife and then make love to her, to finally relieve all that stress
Wonder which kids we might get this time
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>>5942394
You think about going to check to see if that guy your resurrected is any different, til you remember the party tower is probably closed down right now for investigation.
You tell her that apparently that's what she told Nothing to do.
"I mean, we- I mean I told her to defend herself, but not to do something like that. That is a bit concerning."
You tell her you're planning to maybe get in shape, considering you've gotten your ass beaten like twice now.
"That sounds like a good idea. Maybe you could go down to Fort Priest and get some training from Malke. Or maybe you could go see if The Green Federation would let you take a course."
You tell her about all the weird thoughts and visions you've been having, The God of Time, and all the stressful events that have been happening recently.
You play some piano and engage in certain activities with Wife. Soon, you have two other children on your hands. Seraphim Porsot, and The God of Sin.
>Talk
>Reward
>Punsh
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5942422
>Get to know our new kids
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>>5942428
Support but also
>Check Porsot's soul, is this yet another reincarnation?
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>>5942422
>>5942428
>>5942434
+1
And let's check the souls of both of them.
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>>5942428
>>5942434
+1 both
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>>5942428
>>5942434
>>5942442
>>5942483
You check their souls. Seems mostly normal, for now anyway.
You decide to get to know them, going to Porsot first. To your surprise, Porsot comes to you, taking one of your hands in both of his for an aggressive handshake.
"Good evening! Good evening!" He greets you. Twice. "God, Existence, Father, Dad, whatever you want me to call you. Can I call you Capital G? I think I'll call you Capital G! How's it going Capital G?"
He crosses his arms for a moment. "Actually, now that I think about it, maybe Capital G isn't the best. How about Mr. G for now, alright, sport?"
He speaks in a way that makes you feel like you're about to be sold something you don't wanna buy.
"My name is Seraphim Porsot, but you can call me Porsot, or Seraphim if you're so inclined! HA! That was funny. Was that funny? I like to have fun, don't you like that as well? Anyway, Ms. Retis is your go-to for anything that needs to be done around The Tower, so guess what I'm for... THAT"S RIGHT! Your number one guy for anything involving the mortal realm. Need gospels spread? Messages given? Visions given? People killed? Natural disasters caused? I'm your guy, for all that and more of course! And only for the price of... FREE! Because I work for you, buddy boy, and shucks how happy I am to be... doing that!"
He gives you a playful salute. "If you need me, I'll be in Retis' office introducing myself! See ya, sport!"
He walks away. Good lord, that guy likes to talk.
You go see Sin next.
"Why, hello Father! Quite a day, is it not? I'm Sin... as you probably already know."
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5942616
>"It's a pleasure to meet you, son! Why don't you tell me a little about yourself, and how you plan to approach your godly domain."
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>>5942616
>Well good day to you son.You've just been born, how do you feel?
What purpose should a god of Sin have?
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>>5942618
>>5942619
+1 to both. Maybe lead with the second one.

>>5942616
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>>5942619
>>5942622
You ask him to tell you about himself, and what he plans on doing with his divine domain.
"Oh... uh, well, I'm sin. And I don't really know."
You ask him how he feels.
"Oh, well, like murdering, mostly. Murdering, drinking, doing drugs, beating my spouse, all the good stuff. Maybe a cheeky virgin blood bath every now and then."
Goddamnit.
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5942636
Well, THAT'S troubling. Maybe Retis can set him up with some counseling to help hi direct that roe productively?
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>>5942638
+1
Maybe we can get him an archangel instructor too to get his aggression out, send him to murder horrible heretics and stuff. I hope we don't hear about mass rapes fron him though.
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>>5942636
>Okay, well if you want to murder things I can send you to some super anarchic, hellish and hostile planet so you can start murdering things there
Alternatively...we could create a specific dimension where really fucked sinners go to after death for him to rule over, or some hellscape with loads of demons where he can express himself without endangering anyone else
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>>5942639
>>5942642
You offer to send him to a fucked up planet filled with hostile creatures, and maybe to get him some therapy.
"No, I'm afraid therapy is for pussies. And I'd much rather murder innocent things like children, babies, and bunnies and stuff."
You're starting to regret having so many children.
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>Undo Sin and erase all memories of him.
Nyope.
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>>5942662
He's still our son. He's honestly only slightly worse than Life.

>>5942657
>Fill his brain with a constant loop of chemicals that allow him to hallucinate that he is committing acts of sinful cruelty ad such, while he is instead just chilling
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>>5942664
Look, life is fixable. This guy's entire purpose is to be the biggest shit possible. He's a dud. Unmake him and try again.
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>>5942662
+1
He thinks murder is cool, after all. He probably won't mind if we do it to him.
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>>5942692
Depends if hypocrisy is a sin.
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>>5942657
>Alright, you do you son. Just don't do anything to mess with your siblings and my friends or else it's White Inferno time for you.
>Check up on Life.
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>>5942700
+1
Maybe giving him a place of his own might be good?
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>>5942657
>>5942700
+1
Ok so we have the god of sin here, what is Porsot the god of?
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>>5942703
Porsot seems to be a divine functionary or emissary rather than a deity of a specific domain, We've had this happen before. Remember Music's twin, Archangel Korth?
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>>5942700
+1
Know what? We should make him a little playground to keep him in check, with cute bunnies he can horrifically dismember whenever he wants. Some kind of fairy land he could turn into literal hell. That should be enough to keep his urges in check so he can just focus on his domain the other time
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>>5942745
Well maybe like a quarter to a half of the fairy land place is the literal hell he likes, but the rest will always regenerate back to how it was no matter what he does, so he can safely unleash himself there
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I swear, you fucks are pussies. Kill him! Explode him. He's just a piece of trash that's always gonna be a piece of trash. And blasphemy is a sin, you know, so he's probably going to go against us someday. He'll end up being our satan.
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>>5942777
"Sin" is only dictated by society and morals or ethics. He can certainly control himself under the assumption that somewhere out there, in a society of crazed lunatics and insanely black morals, control of one's own self and desires IS a sin
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>>5942777
>He'll end up being our satan
We literally have a kid named The Adversary whom we seem to quite like. We even made him an Adversary on purpose.
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>>5942777
The thing here is that he actually seems quite agreeable. He's just super focused on murdering things because of his domain
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>>5942657
>tell him to go create his world, and have all the fun in the world doing sinful things there.
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>>5942790
Fuck do you mean it's dictated by society? It's dictated by us. GOD.
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>>5942662
+1 kill
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Anons, I suggest we change his domain instead, he's literally straight out of the womb so it's a good time for it. I don't think God is the type to kill his kids though given the lengths he went for Chaos and trying to find a solution for Life
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>>5942657
I'm >>5942664, and I'm okay with any option that isn't immediate infanticide.
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>>5942827
My primary vote is still for killing him, but I guess if we can make him less of a shitheel by changing literally everything about him, then sure. Why not. Consider it my secondary vote for if my primary fails.
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>>5942662
Filicide is a low we shouldn't sink to. Sin is still our son and an aspect of us.

>>5942700
This is a decent compromise. Honestly, Sin as a deity isn't a bad thing, it's just intrinsically bad, which might be good for the cosmic balance or some shit.

>>5942777
Who cares if Sin fucks over mortals? Bold of you to call us pussies for allowing a malevolent deity to exist in our pantheon.
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Also, I'm >>5941848, not samefagging, just on mobile.
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>>5942832
+1
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Come on anons, we need to do something about Sin but infanticide sounds out of character after God went through every future he could just to fix Life or straight up went digging into Chaos' brain to stabilise him. Wife is going to be fucking mad too
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>>5942845
The "kill him" vote also involves wiping all memory of him, so no, she won't be.
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(Alright, anons, what's the final verdict? We altering him, letting him live, or killing him?)
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>>5942848
Oh wait, you're right. Still don't want to kill him though, I'd rather just change his domain but I'm still voting for >>5942700
Just to avoid the former
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>>5942849
>Kill him
If that loses
>Change his domain
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>>5942848
It will come back to haunt us if we take that easy way out. Like so much sin and suffering of our old life, killing our own child will manifest across our creation.
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>>5942849
kill
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>>5942852
Ok. I still think he should die though.
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>>5942849
Kill him.
If, and only if that loses, then altering him.
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>>5942849
>Change his domain
If that doesn't win I'm voting for whatever doesn't kill him
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>>5942849
Well...

>>5942662
>>5942692
>>5942822
These three vote to kill.

>>5942664
>>5942700
>>5942701
>>5942703
>>5942745
These five vote not to, though they're divided on whether to try to alter his domain, leave him be, or give him a (permanent or temporary) outlet, and what that outlet should be.
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>>5942857
As I said, I'm voting for whatever doesb't kill him, but I prefer going for altering to avoid future issues
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>>5942849
I say we let him live. After what we did to Timmy, we would be a hypocrite to judge him. Besides, it'll make things more interesting down the road.
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>>5942857
We're doing complete sudden death revote. Just vote like a normal person.
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Voting to change domain, and then if we don't like the new him, killing it
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>>5942849
I'm fine with whatever it is in sparing him, if that means giving him a domain then sure that's fine by me.
If we let Kritla and Life live because they're our sons we can let Sin live too.
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Death:3
Mercy: 3
(This is it so far. Come on anons, lets break the tie.)
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>>5942861
I wasn't aware 'counting votes' was abnormal behavior on /qst/, lol. But alright.

>>5942849
Live.
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>>5942857
He deserves to live unchanged!
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Death:3
Mercy: 5
(15 minutes before its totally locked in. Deathbros now's your only chance.)
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>>5942875
Alright, here's my final argument to persuade the masses.
Vote to kill him or you're gay.
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>>5942882
Woah, anon, I was already voting to spare him. You don't need to keep selling me on it.
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>>5942882
Well everybody on this board is a faggot anyway so I don't see how that changes things kek
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>>5942657
This, desu senpai >>5942662
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(Alright votings over! 4 for death, and 5 for mercy. Mercy wins.)
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>>5942896
Fuck. Time to lobotomize him instead, then.
I'll get you next time, faggots.
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Yep! Nope! Fuck that! You ponder on killing him for a moment but decide that's too far. We need to change this fuckers domain.
Apparently, that's a bit more complicated than you originally thought though...
The easiest choice would be to make him a Pseudo-God like The Adversary, as that doesn't require a domain. GIVING him a domain is apparently REALLY complicated...
There are two main sub-sections of divine domains. Obtainable Domains, and Birth Domains.
Birth Domains are only possible to be born into having, whilst Obtainable Domains can be given or obtained by certain means. One example of this would be Timmy receiving the "Wealth" domain. Wealth is an obtainable domain. When someone is born into a domain their entire person is built around said domain, so no factors are needed.
Within Obtainable Domains, what domain a god is able to receive is dependent on multiple factors. These are Importance, Creativity, Cruelty, and Compassion.
Importance measures a person's ability to do important, impactful, or impressive things. Things such as strength and intelligence are also measured here.
Creativity is just that, creativity. Here things such as willingness to create, enjoyment taken from creating, ability to use creative and or logical thinking in certain situations, and more.
Cruelty and Compassion are pretty self-explanatory. It measures one's ability to be cruel, mean, and sadistic, and one's ability to be kind, helpful, and forgiving.
Each of these factors is measured by a score, the number being from -10 to +10. These scores ARE able to change depending on certain things, meaning the domains you are eligible for can too.
So, for example, this is what your scores currently look like:
IM: 10
CT: 6
CR: 8
CM: 3

Here is what Sin's looks like:
IM: 1
CT: 4
CR: 10
CM: -9

This means the Obtainable Domains he is eligible for are:
Murder
Torture
Pain
Sadness
Anger
and War.

Which one are you going for?
>Murder
>Torture
>Pain
>Sadness
>Anger
>War
>Fuck it, kill him
>Do something else
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>>5942912
>War
Well, we did need a war god eventually anyways. His lack of compassion is a great fit for it. Cruelty doesn't hurt either. His creativity is pretty decent, and I imagine his importance will climb as he exists longer.
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>>5942912
>Just kill him

But barring that,
>War
He can tag-team with Life.
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>>5942912
>War
That's a good one I think
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>>5942897
>pic related

>>5942912
>Give him War
>Put a permanent limiter on him preventing him from harming our/his family
>tell him about our big-ass grand war game in progress
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>>5942912
>Dishonourable War
This guy does not have enough mercy to be a war god. His domain will be Dishonourable War. Bloodlust, war crimes, piracy and black operations will be under his command. This way, he will be regulated into one category while still holding the “sinful” nature.
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>>5942954
A “full” war god, that is.
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>>5942954
+1
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>>5942897
Damn, forgot my pic.
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>>5942954
+1
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>>5942912
Some ideas:
>Torture
Make him the Overseer and Chief Torturer of White Inferno. Don't torture the guy specifically, just make him oversee the tortures in the place
>Sadness
Considering how the personalities of certain Gods seem to be somewhat "reversed" with their domain (Death is joyful, Life is grim, Love is rather sad, Hate is energetic), he could maybe turn out better than right now? I don't know

Unrelated to Sin:
>>5942657
>You're starting to regret having so many children.
See if we can work out a way to still embrace our wife without it ending a new kid being made, if you know what I mean.
Also, considering the amount of things and people there are in this and other universe, we should probably create a list of things to do and people to talk out, streamline the Being God process.
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>>5942912
Just kidding
>kill him
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(Hey, anons! Got the flu, so been mostly resting. Updates will resume either tonight or tomorrow!)
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>>5944274
Feel better soon, QM!
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>>5942914
>>5942915
>>5942920
>>5942954
>>5942957
>>5942969
>>5943276
You decide that he will now be the official God of War, replacing his previous "God of Sin" title.
"War, huh? Okay, that sounds pretty cool. Guess I better get into character." He reaches into his... pockets...? You didn't know he had pockets... Anyway, he reaches into his pockets and pulls out a bottle of what is most likely blood, turning it into war paint.
"Alright. God of War. That's me. Conquering, guns, and explosions, and all that. And like... strategy I guess. Yeah. War." He does an awkwardly positioned salute. "See you... uh... Sir!" He walks away. You hope he gets better at this whole "God of War" thing.
What now?
>See family
>See mortals
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5945049
Kek, that's cute, we'll have to get Malke to train him
>Check on Life
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>>5945049
>Get Malke to train he newly-minted God of War(crimes)
>Check on Life
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>>5945062
+1
What doth Life?
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>>5945062
>>5945066
You decide to go see Life next. You find him in his room, which has become the norm as of late, mumbling to himself while looking at this big... ball thing.
You ask him what he's doing.
"This bitch... this bitch..." He whispers under his breath.
You ask him who he's talking about.
"RETIS! This... ball thing contains all of her notes!" He seems very fired up by the whole situation. "I stole it from her office a little while ago... Not only are there some VERY insulting things in here, but she's also been conducting these weird... experiments on us!"
You wonder what he's talking about.
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5945177
>Ask why he stole them in the first place
>Ask to see the notes
>Say we've found her a little creepy too
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>>5945179
+1
>Retis is a strange one, her way of doing things is unorthodox to say the least. By the way, you have new siblings now.
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>>5945179
+1, but also
>Reward Life with a sapient corndog designed to enjoy being eaten, as a consolation for not going to the party
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>>5945177

>>5945179 and >>5945187 +1
But no to the corndog.
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>>5945254
Boo, anti-votes are the weakest shit
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>>5945187
>>5945249
>>5945254
You ask him if he wants a giant corndog as consolation for not going to the party.
"What the fuck? No. Are you high? I don't even eat, Dad."
You ask to see the notes.
Seems Retis has been taking notes since the very beginning of her employment. Most are about what you'd expect, but some are a bit concerning. Here are some standouts.
"Note Number 32145:
My concern for Love grows more and more each day. All the things I've attempted seem to have done nothing to help him with his various glaring issues.
Today he has admitted to attempting suicide multiple times by trying to destroy his own soul. I of course asked him what it was he tried to gather more data on how souls worked. I made sure to tell him not to attempt suicide again, but I also told him that if he does he should tell me what happens.

Note Number 1034:
The shakes are getting worse. Perhaps I should look into medication.

Note Number 3043:
Today Life punched Music. In return, Hate beat the shit out of Life with a wooden chair.
Despite being very different, Life and Hate both have considerable violent tendencies.
I decided to fake a bunch of letters from a certain Greethian town and send them to Life. All of these letters were negative. 2 hours later the town was gone. It seems Life didn't even take a second to realize that the mortals on Greeth do not know he exists. His lack of intelligence truly baffles me."
Hmmm.
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5945306
>Well, those insulting things are observations son. I created her to be an expert in psychology and that's what she's doing. You DO have violent tendencies, I already know that
>However...Yeah I need to talk to her, playing social experiments on the family like that won't fly.
>Putting that aside for a moment...I need to talk to you privately Life, come with me
>Bring him to a random planet with neat visuals he hasn't seen before, maybe one with a unique lifeform on it.
>Ask him if he's scared of death
I'm very worried about Love, but I wanna say some things to him first, gotta set the scene
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>>5945306
Hmm...

>"Yeah son, this is fucked. I made Retis to do therapy, not experiment with us. I value your intellect. Where do you suggest we go from here?"
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>>5945311
+1

>>5945306
>Hate beat the shit out of Life with a wooden chair.
I'm glad our son who is LITERALLY NAMED HATE AND IS THE GOD OF HATE is standing up for his autistic younger sister
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>>5945306
>Today Life punched Music. In return, Hate beat the shit out of Life with a wooden chair.
Based older brother Hate. We should thank him.

>I decided to fake a bunch of letters from a certain Greethian town and send them to Life. All of these letters were negative. 2 hours later the town was gone.
Incredibly uncool and unethical; we need to talk to Retis and put a stop to this now.
>Ask Life if he knows what Retis means by the shakes
We can address the suicide after pulling him aside.
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>>5945315
Hate has openly stated that his concept of Hate was different from what people thought, he actually values individual people. Also helps that we punished him for being a piece of shit to said autistic younger sister.
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>>5945321
Yeah I loved that bit with his speech and his book. He's definitely shot up a lot in the rankings of the children

>>5945320
I like both of these. Talking to Retis to put a stop to the experimenting, and asking Life about these "shakes" of hers
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>>5945320
Considering this is an early note, I did the shakes are a disorder that Retis has. Remember those super anxiety pills she popped when we pranked her? Yeah turns out our therapist has some issues too.
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>>5945323
I'd rather we do that after we talk to Life though, so as to not jump around too much like an add sped.
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>>5945320
I mean, we're ALSO uncool and unethical.

>>5945327
Of course she does. She's a product of a deranged demiurge, in a unievrse partly constructed of our own suppressed trauma.

>>5945306
>She's doing her best, but I'll have a talk with her
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>>5945339
>I mean, we're ALSO uncool and unethical.
Right! We're the only one allowed to be uncool and unethical! She's infringing on our turf.
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>>5945311
>>5945312
>>5945315
>>5945320
>>5945339
You tell him you probably need to talk to her and ask him how you should approach it.
"Cut her fucking head off, that's how you should approach it! Violent tendencies... what bullshit."
You tell him that he does indeed have violent tendencies.
"Oh, you too? Fuck you, man, whatever.."
You tell him you need to talk to him and teleport him to a random planet he's never been to before.
"Okay. Make it quick, Dad."
You ask him if he's afraid of death.
"Wh... H... HA! Afraid? Death means nothing to me. I'm immortal! You should know this, Dad. Death takes children, women, and weak men. I know all about death and the act of dying. You wanna talk about fear, fucker? I'LL tell you what to fear because I know what you should fear and when you should fear. Fear is temporary, but I'll ALWAYS be The God of Life."
Something about the way he speaks and the expression on his face tells you he's bullshitting you.
>Talk
>Reward
>Punish
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5945418
If we weren't in the middle of a big ol' game of war, I'd send him to live a mortal lifetime.

As it is, maybe tell him about what we learned about the people we resurrected, and ask what he makes of that.
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>>5945418
>"Lying does not befit a god, Life. It's beneath us. Do not lie to me, but more importantly, do not lie to yourself. Be true to yourself. To who you are. You have violent tendencies. I beat a man to death and revived him in a brutal cycle that continued long after his mind and will was broken, and then sentenced him to an agonizing time in the white inferno followed by an eternity trapped as a statue. We all have our natures. Being blind to them prevents us from perfecting ourselves even further, as even gods have room for growth."
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>>5945418
>Being Immortal only means you will live forever, not that you can't die son, even I can die from violence if you set things up well. Ever heard of the story of Kritla? He was never a normal mortal but there was a reason I told the entire family to hide.
>You know boy, you don't have to try and posture so much with me, try to appear tough. I'm your Father, and I am God. You can be honest with me. I refuse to read your mind as that would be an invasion of your privacy but you're not very convincing.
>If he wants to go on about being ALWAYS the God of Life,how we don't know shit and generally just challenges us, shoot a godly laser beam right next to his face, enough to cut his cheek and make him bleed but not enough to really cause damage. Just spook him basically and give him an abject lesson. Then tell him we do love him as our son and just want him to listen.

>>5945430
+1
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>>5945433
Yeah, fair I'll back the laser-scare, but I still want his take on the resurrected.
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>>5945430
>>5945433
I'll back both of these because lasers are cool
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So when do you anons want to do a timeskip? It's been a bit since we did one and we could use it since we stated we wanted to get in shape. I'm thinking after:

-We're done with Life
-Talked to Retis
-Talked to Love
-Maybe check on Adversary with the Orb

Then maybe I'm thinking a 100 years timeskip to let the war go on a bit, since the champions are ageless and Lucy will live long. In those 100 years we could

-Give Music personnal language lessons
-Get in shape and learn to be less of a scrub in a fight
-Study something
-Take care of the kids
-Get Life some help
-Let the purple gas giant cook for some interesting results later.
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>>5945446
>-We're done with Life
>-Talked to Retis
>-Talked to Love
>-Maybe check on Adversary with the Orb
All good ideas. We'll see about the rest when we get there.
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>>5945420
>>5945430
>>5945433
>>5945438
>>5945442
You tell him to stop lying and tell him that even someone like you has flaws and parts of our nature we can't control. You tell him that he probably will die one day, along with you and all other immortals, and tell him the story of Kritla to really home just how vulnerable you can be sometimes.
He snaps. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! If what you say is true then you better stop fucking comparing me to your LOWLY self. I HAVE NO FLAWS! I HAVE NONE! NONE AT ALL! I'M BETTER THAN YOU, I'M BETTER THAN THAT DOE-EYED BITCH NOTHING, I'M BETTER THAN MUSIC, PEACE, AND SIN, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HIS NAME IS, I. AM. BETTER-"
You suddenly shoot a laser near his head. Not close enough to hit, but enough to graze his cheek and give him a small wound on the side of his face.
He falls down onto the ground, shaking with fear. But then, he gets back up. He looks scared, and he looks angry. He reaches into his... pocket? You really need to figure this out... He reaches into his... whatever, and pulls out a knife.
"O-Okay, fucker! You wanna go? We'll go!" He says, trying to put on a brave tough-guy voice but failing miserably. "Come on! Attack! Attack, Dad!"
You tell him you don't want to, and that you love him.
"Well, I don't love you, you fucking asshole. NOW FIGHT! COME ON! FIGHT ME! KILL ME!"
>Fight
>Kill him
>Disarm him
>White Inferno
>Call for help
>Do something else
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>>5945452
>Just stare at him and don't do anything
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>>5945452
>Make ourselves invincible, but make so he can actually stab us to give a visual effect.
>Approach him and hug him, hold him very tight
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>>5945452
>>Make ourselves invincible, but make so he can actually stab us to give a visual effect.
>>Approach him and hug him, hold him very tight
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>>5945452
I stand by my earlier assessment that this kid ain't much different than Warcrimes.

>>5945454
+1
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>>5945459
The difference is Life is scared and troubled while Sin literally had zero issues telling us ''lol kill babies and bunnies for fun'' while relaxed. In other words Life is mentally unstable while Sin was kind of just fucking evil by nature
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>>5945454
I'll back this, let him stab us if he wants to stab us.

>>5945455
>>5945456
We can't lie to our son, it's dishonourable.
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>>5945461
Isn't Life's cruelty, violence, and instability ALSO his nature? He was popped into existence that way. They do and enjoy the same thing, one is just happy and mellow about it and the other is anxious and miserable.
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>>5945462
We're not lying to him, we're showing him we still love and we'd get stabbed for him, it should make him change his tune. Besides, we're God, what is he expecting to happen?
>>5945463
Well yeah it's his nature, but while Life just has problems Sin was kind of just ''Whatever''. Life can actually be fixed like we saw in the visions but I don't think Sin can, well when he was Sin that is.
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>>5945455
>>5945456
I think that if we give him something to react to (especially physical, like hugging him), it's going to fuel his sad insecure "NO U" schtick and he'll get even more pissed. If we just look at him, I think it's likely he'll realize he doesn't have the balls to stab us, he'll feel vulnerable, and then we can go in with the lovey dovey stuff.
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>>5945467
I think if we just look at him he might just straight up run away, and I don't want that. Part of the ''Hold tight'' is so he doesn't run away
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>>5945455
>>5945456
>>5945459
You make yourself invincible, before beginning to slowly approach him.
"Back off!"
He stabs you. Once, then twice, then three times. Soon he's using your abdomen as a pin cushion.
When he realizes this doesn't work, he just stabs harder.
"DIE! DIE!"
You go to hug him. He sees you move your hand and starts waving the knife around wildly.
"FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF-"
He moves his hand very, very, wrong and stabs himself directly in the eye.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He starts screaming and waving his hands around. "OH FUCK! OH FUCK! OH FUCK!"
>Fight
>Kill him
>Disarm him
>White Inferno
>Call for help
>Heal him
>Punish
>Reward
>Talk
>Do something else
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>>5945470
Our cringefail son.

>Take the knife out of his eyeball
>Heal his eyeball
>Give the knife back to him
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Also, I think we should grab Death and bring her over. She's his sister and might be able to assuage his existential crisis.
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>>5945471
+1
>Bring Death here
>Hug him anyway and hold him tight.
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>>5945471
I'll agree with this.
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>>5945470
>Take the knife out of his eyeball
>Heal his eyeball
>Do NOT return the knife
>Summon Death
Guys, let's not set him up to murder his sister.
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>>5945481
I'm ambivalent, but we can always make Death temporarily physically immortal.
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>>5945482
Also, if we take the knife, he might just pull out another knife (or a gun or something). I think we should give it back, but make Death temporarily invincible and maybe psychically warn her that her bro is throwing a tantrum.
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Maybe we should dive into his psyche like we did with chaos. Metaphysically poke around. See if we can mend him from the inside after healing his eye.
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>>5945475
>>5945476
>>5945481
You pull the knife out of his eyeball, immediately causing horrible pain and making him bleed more. He falls onto the ground, rolling around in pain.
You heal his wounds, before going to hug him. He immediately pushes you away.
"FUCK OFF! FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU!"
You summon Death, who sees Life rolling around on the ground like an angry toddler and seems confused.
"What's goin' on with him, Pa?"
You tell her that he's angry that you implied he could feel fear.
"Oh."
Suddenly Life stands up and runs to attack you again. Death moves fast, taking the knife from your hand and subduing Life.
"Hey! You stop right there, mister! Now, you better calm down, or I'm gonna be real angry, y'hear?"
"FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! DIE! DIE!
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5945498
>Let the kids talk it out
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>>5945505
+1
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>>5945505
+1
>but stay here just in case
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>>5945505
Agreed
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>>5945505
+1
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>>5945508
>>5945510
>>5945515
>>5945588
Life keeps thrashing around and screaming various obscenities until Death gets tired of it and gives him a quick wack to the face and knocks him out.
"Look at what you made go and do, you damn fool..." She keeps her foot on him to make sure that if he wakes up he can't do anything more.
"He needs help, Pa." She says. "Real help..."
You're really beginning to wonder if all this drama with Life is worth it. This kid just tried to kill you. If you didn't make yourself invincible, he very well might have. But, he is your son. But still, how much leniency are you willing to give him for that simple fact?
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5945840
>Do something else
Combine Life and Death into Mortality the way we combined Red and Blue into Wife.
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>>5945840
>Turn his room into a locked safe space,full of life with various flora and fauna around. Then stuff him in there
>Lock away his immortality and divine powers, not remove just make him unable to use them for now. Remove ALL weapons and things that could be used a to cause harm
>Create a bodyguard for Retis
>Tell Retis she needs to stage an intervention, HOWEVER before that we need to talk to her about certain things.
We know she can fix Life, because the future showed it to us. But we need to nip those experiments in the bud.
Removing his divinity is the punishment, but locking him in there is really just for his own good, that way we can start working on him
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>>5945852
>>5945840
+1
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>>5945852
Actually scratch that, only lock his divinity. If we take away his immortality he'll die of old age during the timskip kek
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>>5945852
>>5945853
>>5945862
I agree with these. Life is just neurotic.
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>>5945840
>Enter Life's mind to do battle with his personal demons.
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>>5945840
>lock away his divine powers and make him live life as a mortal for a time
>plunk him down next to his selected champion in the war, though

Time out, mister. >:(
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>>5945852
>>5945853
>>5945862
>>5945875
>>5945878
>>5945887
You take away Life's divine powers and lock him in his room. You can hear him screaming various obscenities through the door, and also something about "your birth certificate being an apology letter from the condom factory". You're thinking about possibly forcing him to live as a mortal for a time, but you need to talk to Retis first.
You go see Retis, who is in her office.
"Oh, hey, Mr. God. Have you seen a big orb thing around?"
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5945923
>Punish
Chuck her in with Life.
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>>5945923
>Ask her about what she's been doing with her therapy

>>5945927
Let's see what she has to say for herself first.
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>>5945923
>your birth certificate being an apology letter from the condom factory
I'm glad somebody else also knows this insult, you're a real one QM

>>5945929
+1
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>>5945923
>Yes actually, Life stole it and showed me your notes
>First of all, you're gonna stop doing these experiments on my family. That thing you did with the village and Life was fucked up. You're supposed to be a therapist and I didn't give you liscence to do these things.
>Second,I need you to stage an intervention with Life. He just tried to kill me with a knife and couldn't stop screaming obsceneties at me and Death. He's currently in his room thrashing on the door.
>Third, tell me about "The Shakes"
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>>5945923
>Paralyze Retis and pry open her mind to reveal the secrets she's been keeping from you.
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Also before we forget we should try to help Love after we've dealt with this. He's literally suicidal.
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>>5945941
Yeah agreed, I mentionned it here >>5945446
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>>5945943
Yeah that's a good plan to have generally.
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>>5945939
+1

>>5945923
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>>5945929
>>5945930
>>5945935
>>5945939
>>5945941
You ask her what she's been doing with her therapy.
"Uh, therapy stuff? Having sessions, giving prescriptions, all that."
You tell her that Life stole her orb thing and that you know about her notes.
"O-Oh! You know about that? Well... there's a, uh, very reasonable explanation for that! See... uh... if I am to be a better psychologist, I need to... y'know... study, and experiment! And since all my patients are gods and I know no other gods... and there are no books on the psychology of gods... I thought maybe I could do my OWN research and maybe... y'know... write a book or something."
You ask her what "the shakes" are.
"Nothing! Nothing a-at all!"
She becomes visibly anxious. VERY visibly anxious. Like shaking visibly anxious. She reaches into her... no, no, we're not doing the pocket thing again. She reaches into her... whatever, and pulls out a bottle of pills. She pops one into her mouth, swallows it, and immediately calms down.
"Ah... that's much better."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5945985
>Retis...please don't lie to me, if you're going to be my secretary and looking after my kids I'd like to know if something's wrong. And in the future, you WILL tell me about any experiments so I can judge if it's alright and approve them. Don't go behind my back like that alright? Now, you can't tell me nothing's wrong when you just popped anxiety pills in your mouth, I'd rather not have to read your mind so tell me.
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>>5945985
>>5945989
+1
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>>5945985
I reiterate:
>Paralyze Retis and pry open her mind to reveal the secrets she's been keeping from you.
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>>5945989
+1
If she refuses or resists, do this >>5945997
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>>5945990
>>5945997
>>5946009
You tell her to stop lying.
"Okay... okay, fine! The shakes are this thing I've had for a while now, but it's all under control! See, when I was treating Timmy, I decided that if I was gonna treat him properly I would need to know what he went through, at least to a certain extent... So I got Wife to open the White Inferno for me and I... uh... j-jumped in. I was only in there for a few minutes, but ever since I keep getting all... shaky whenever I'm stressed, so these pills help me out. Okay! That's it!"
What? She... what? She must be REALLY dedicated to psychology...
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5946035
>wut
>Cure her shakes
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>>5946038
We can't undo the effect the White Inferno has on people.

>>5946035
>Reward
Give her a stress doll of herself that, whenever she squeezes it, floods her briefly with endorphins
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>>5946035
>Frown
>Did it work?
>Cure her shakes
>Just tell me next time you do something like that okay? I get you're dedicated but you might just kill yourself one day.
>Anyway, come to me if you REALLY need to do an experiment, I don't want this shady stuff done behind my back
>For now though...(Tell her about Life and how she needs to stage an intervention. Also give her a pocket taser just in case)
Jesus Christ imagine putting yourself through the same trauma as your patient in order to understand them better.
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>>5946044
Actually we can undo the normal White Inferno. The Agony Dot was just so infinitymaxxing that it was beyond our own power and comprehension
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>>5946035
>Punish
>"then you didn't experience what he experienced"
>put her in the agony dot
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>>5946045
>imagine putting yourself through the same trauma as your patient in order to understand them better
This actually makes them a GOOD therapist for our family. I would call it severely and dangerously based of her too
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>>5946044
>>5946045
>>5946047
>>5946064
>>5946065
You ask her if it worked.
"I suppose... He's better, isn't he? Or, well, at least as better as he's gonna get."
You offer to cure her shakes.
"NO! No. I need to study them. I've never been able to study a disorder so closely, so I'd like to keep it."
You tell her to let you know the next time she decides to conduct an experiment.
"Yeah! Sure... sorry."
You begin telling her about Life, saying you most likely will need to stage an intervention.
"I doubt a traditional intervention will do much. I assume Life's issues come from three things: an extremely inflated ego, a lack of emotional intelligence, and a lack of empathy. Life isn't going to listen to anyone, no matter how hard you try. The only way I can think to help him is to somehow prove his ideas wrong in a way he will accept. That, or somehow force him to see things through other people's perspectives."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5946091
>That, or somehow force him to see things through other people's perspectives.
Let's take this EXTREMELY OBVIOUS HINT and force the perspective-switching goggles on Life.
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>>5946091
Okay let's do a recap

>Life is scared of death but tries to convince himself he'll always be the god of life
>Life refuses to admit he's flawes and will constantly say he's better than everyone
>He literally cannot emphasise with others.
So we either need to punish him and refute everything personally(preferably with Wife too), have him live as a mortal or stuff the glasses onto his face. Which one you guys up for?
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>>5946091
>Set up an intervention with Wife. Tell Wife he's a bit violent. Bring the goggles
Oh and fuck it, we'll do both. I wanna try refuting him first but we'll have the goggles just in case.
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>>5946103
I'm personally more in favor of turning him into a mortal, but if and when he dies he'd turn back into Life. Of course we won't tell him that last part. Or we can just tell him we'll send him to the White Inferno if he kills himself or something.
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>>5946103
>>5946134
>>5946153
You get some angels to drag Life out of his room, tying him up and hanging him upside down to the ceiling. You wonder if this might be too far until Life starts speaking.
"LET ME THE FUCK GO! I WILL FUCKING CASTRATE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I WILL CASTRATE YOU!"
You don't feel like getting castrated, so you decide not to stop the angels.
You call Wife into the room and explain to her what's going on. She tries to talk to Life, but he keeps going on about castration and how he's about to "cry havoc" on you.
What now?
>Beat him into submission
>White Inferno
>Talk
>Torture
>Punish
>Reward
>Kill
>Goggles
>Do something else
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>>5946245
>lock away his divine powers and make him live life as a mortal for a time, to return to divinity when/if we say so, and to reincarnate with full memories until then
>plunk him down next to his selected champion in the war

If people aren't down for this, I'll also back:

>the goggles
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>>5946245
>White Inferno
We made this EXPLICITLY for cases like this. We've given Life too many chances and he's thrown it in our face. Let's put him in the White Inferno for the duration of the next timeskip.
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>>5946245
>Split his divine powers between several different gods/angels all governing over different types of life (plants, animals, people), and the different stages of life (birth, childhood, adulthood), and aging.
>Send his mind into the body of a mortal, when he dies (naturally, suicide will only get him more time as a mortal) he can be a god again and in charge of all those minor deities but with diminished powers.
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>>5946248
I'm okay with this.

>>5946251
I think this is too complicated, and I don't want to give divine powers to a bunch of random people. Life the concept existed before Life the god did, so I don't think it's going to go haywire without him.
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>>5946245
>Give him a hard slap to shut him the fuck up, enough to make him bleed slightly
>Start speaking like an actual god for the first time
>Enough, I've been patient, I've been lenient, I've tried to understand to you. And what do you do? You reject me, you try to kill me and you throw a tantrum like an angry child unbefitting of being a god. What is it you keep saying? That you're better than everyone here? Well go on then, prove it, I'm waiting. What are you trying to prove? What are you better at? How are you superior?
>If he tries to interrupt us slap him again, then call him on his shit and refute his points.
If he wants to act like a shitter then he'll be displined like one. Otherwise I'll vote for
>Goggles
>>5946248
His powers are already locked away kek, we did it when stuffing him in his room.
>>5946251
Anon, why do you keep trying to split him into multiple entities
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>>5946253
Honestly,main reason I don't want him to become a mortal personally is because of the war going on, and because if he dies there might be wrid shit happening when he gets revived. Like we learned with the resurrected
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>>5946254
>Slap
>Make him bleed
What kind of slaps are you going around giving, anon? Do you have claws?

>Speech
I'm going to be real, I don't think this is going to do very much. He's just going to sperg out.

>>5946260
That makes sense. I'll go with
>Goggles
I think they're the obvious signposted solution here.
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>>5946261
I mean, every time somebody gets hit in this quest they start bleeding from the face or nose. So I'm guessing people hit hard in this universe. I'd like to start with th speech because he IS a little shitter, but if it doesn't work put on the glasses yeah.
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>>5946245
send him to decoy dimension where he really is the most powerful god, he'll probably snap out of that rope and murder all who disobeys, but what after that? perhaps he'll see the meaninglessness of his own angst when it is fulfilled for once

if he learns something from that experience, we can let life be free from decoy dimension, if he enjoys it/ remains frustrated, he can live the illusion for eternity.
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>>5946245
>>5946248
Reincarnation idea is pretty good. I'd say start over with a new slate though. After he lives a life of empathy and whatnot then he can gain his memories back and use his prior experiences to better himself. If he spergs out after that I'd say we'd just start over with him.

So basically
>Keep powers temporarily locked away. Seal his memories. Reincarnate him to a mortal. When he dies give his memories back.
After that we can see about giving him his powers.
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>>5946317
The reason for letting him have his memories would because there's still the wargame going on. Honestly I'd be for the mortal cycle thing if it wasn't for that whole thing so I'd prefer to use the option the QM all but bashed us over the head with here.
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>>5946249
>>5946251
>>5946253
>>5946254
>>5946261
>>5946317
You give Life a good slap and a punch to shut him up, before going off about how much of a shit he's being.
"Fuck you." He tries to spit on you, but misses.
Alright, that's enough, we need to deal with this fucker.
>Goggles
>Turn him into a mortal
>Kill him
>White Inferno
>Something else
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>>5946880
>Goggles, tuned to Death.
Easiest one first, lads.
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>>5946880
>Turn him into a pseudo-mortal, reincarnating with his memories but no powers and with mortal needs
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>>5946880
>Goggles, tuned to Death
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>>5946881
+1
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>>5946880
>Wife's red eye is unmoved while blue eye is upset
The feels...

>>5946881
I'll back this.
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>>5946880
>reincarnate him as a mortal with all his memories
>make him a woman as double punishment
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>>5946881
+1
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>>5946880
>>5946881
>Goggles, tuned to Death.
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>>5946883
>>5946884
>>5946894
>>5946911
>>5946919
>>5946982
>>5947027
You take out Retis' goggles, tune them to Death, and slap them on Life's face. This could be your chance to finally allow Life to experience things from someone else's shoes without any potential risk.
And yet, there's always a problem. These goggles are only suited to someone whose eyes are in the correct position, but of course, Life has to have two weird fucked eyes that are on top of each other rather than next to each other.
At first, you think you can fix this by just modifying the goggles, but since you have no idea how the goggles work, you cannot do this without getting Retis to either help or do it for you. Seems you'll have to find another way.
"HA! YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU REALLY THINK ANY OF THIS IS GONNA WORK?"
This kid is beginning to get on your nerves.
>Turn him into a mortal
>Kill him
>White Inferno
>Something else
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>>5947048
>Call Retis over to see if she can adjust them for Life
>Ask Wife if she has any other ideas of how to make him see the error of his ways
Honestly...I'm curious what our wife thinks
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>>5947048
>Copy all of retis's knowledge pertaining to the goggles over to yourself.
>Modify them yourself now that you know how to.
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>>5947051
In the mean time, also
>Ask Life why he's acting like this, and what's he's trying to prove. He's lucky we didn't remove his immortality too.
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>>5947053
>>5947054
You call Retis into the room to ask her if she can adjust the goggles for Life.
"Yeah... I'm not sure, Mr. God. I could probably make a new pair, but that could take days, weeks, or even months."
You try to dig around in her brain to find all the knowledge about the goggles, but Retis realizes what you're doing and closes herself off.
"Hey! Sorry, but I'm not letting you go digging around in my brain, Mr. God. Besides, what if you end up gaining some of the effects of The White Inferno by doing that? It's just not safe."
She's probably right, but it still pisses you off a bit.
You ask Wife if she has any ideas.
Red speaks first. "I say we stab out his bottom eye! It'll prove we're not fucking around, and allow us to use the goggles."
Blue speaks next. "No! Doing something like that is only gonna hurt him and make him even angrier. I say we try to find another way... but just what that way is I'm not sure..."
Life speaks as well, unfortunately. "Shut the fuck up, Mom! Don't act like you know what I need you stupid piece of shit! You're not all that! NONE OF YOU ARE! I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU! WHEN I GET OUT OF THESE FUCKING ROPES I SWEAR I WILL RIP YOU ALL LIMB FROM LIMB AND DRINK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD!"
Hmm.
>Stab his eye out
>Kill him
>White Inferno
>Turn him into a mortal
>Something else
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>>5947067
>Stab his eye out, not because we wanted to first but because he does NOT talk to his mother like that. Tell him as such.
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>>5947067
>Tell Blue Wife that we'll grow his eye back and heal the pain after he shapes up, he's still our son but we need to do something drastic here
>Stab the eye out
>Goggles on the other eye
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>>5947071
Okay. If he wants to play this game, you will. You use your mind to forcefully pop his bottom eye out of his head and onto the floor. He immediately starts howling with agony and shouting things you'd rather not repeat.
Red begins to laugh, but when Blue takes over it turns into a scream of horror. Before you can explain your intentions, Wife runs away. Damn it.
"AHHHHH! OH FUCK! OH FUCK! MY FUCKING EYE! MY FUCKING EYE!"
Retis, trying to ignore the horror of the scene, presses the button to turn the goggles on, Life immediately goes limp and silent as his mind is brought elsewhere.
"Fuck, Mr. God..." Retis says, clearly bothered by the scene in front of her. "Was that... really necessary?"
>Double down on your decision
>Show remorse
>Say nothing
>Do something else
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>>5947074
Aw, OP, I had us explain to Wife before we took it out.

>Double down on your decision
Yes? She literally did not have better ideas.
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>>5947074
>Honestly Retis? I really didn't want to hurt him, but he kept rejecting me again and again and again while insulting me and feeding into his own ego. He tried to kill me you know? Stabbed me several times. My own son trying to kill me. At a certain point he needs to be disciplined, as much as it pains me...Now I need to go see Wife.
>Go see Wife.
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>>5947076
Then
>Tell Retis to supervise Life and let us know immediately if anything happens (give her a means of communication if she doesn't have one)

>Go find Wife

>Say >>5947071
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>>5947077
>>5947078
You insist that you made the right decision, but say you didn't really want to hurt him. You talk about when he tried to kill you and explain that he needs to pay for the things he does to a certain extent. You say goodbye to Retis and go see Wife.
You find Wife in her usual spot, which is normal. What is not normal, however, is the fact that her eyes are entirely red. Seems Blue is giving you the silent treatment.
"Hey, Husband." Red greets. "Good job back there."
You ask Red where Blue is.
"She's pretty upset with you... I don't why why, though! You did the only thing you could! That kid is long overdue for some suffering." She snickers a bit, "In fact, I say we take it a step further and just get rid of him altogether. He's been nothing but an issue and has hurt way too many people. Not even just mortals. He's picked on his siblings, and just generally been a dick to everyone. He deserves death in my opinion. Or exile. He's a blight on this family, and I hold no love for him."
Red laughs to herself once again, but the look on her face isn't a light-hearted one. "Sometimes, when Blue goes to sleep, I stand outside his room and think about killing him. I can't stand to just sit and allow him to hurt so many people. And to think of all the people he'll eventually hurt... It's just not worth taking the chance. Even if he might change... it's not worth the risk."
Blue comes out periodically.
"No! You're wrong! He can change... we can change him... He's our son!"
You try to explain your intentions to Blue, but she goes back to hiding again.
"There's no point in talking to her, Husband." Red says, "She's too soft."
>Agree with Red
>Agree with Blue
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5947081
>Tell Red that we have the goggles on him now, so we might as well see if it fixes things, and if not we can play it by ear
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>>5947081
>Soft she may be Red, but you are very callous. I refuse to kill my children, i've looked into the future and he can be made better, I know it. Even if the future told me that the ''best'' future is to simply kill him and dump him into space I won't do it. He's troubled, and very afraid, and he needs to start understanding how things really are. I do agree that he needed to be punished though...he even tried to kill me by stabbing me several times, though of course it did nothing.
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>>5947084
You tell Red that she may be being too callous and that you know he can get better. You also remind her the goggles are on now anyway, so you might as well see if it does anything.
"You don't get it. Whether or not change is possible he's already DONE terrible things. He had a part in sparking a war that has so far killed hundreds, has destroyed towns over fake letters, and has killed people just to take his anger out... We shouldn't LET him change. He doesn't deserve to. To allow him to change would be an injustice. He deserves to die for what he's done, and no redemption is going to change that. And besides, if we don't kill him, someone else will when he decides to cross the wrong person."
>Agree with Red
>Agree with Blue
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5947088
>Ask Red if YOU should be killed for your crimes that far outweigh any being in this universe. After all, you destroyed everything before. Life takes after you.
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>>5947089
+1
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>>5947088
>Agree with Blue
>Listen Red, going by that logic I shouldn't be allowed to be standing there, I sent a child into a literal infinity of torment because he lightly crossed me, and I used a flimsy justification to do it, and I've done some objectively terrible things as well, like possibly destroying the entire universe and actively spurning the only being that truly loved me. Isn't that exactly what Life is doing right now? I can't let him go down a similar path. It's not about the fact that he deserves it, it's about forcing him to come to his senses. He WILL be punished, you can count on that,He's already had his powers taken away, and i've thought of shoving him into the reincarnation cycle to teach him what being mortal actually means. A sort of exile like you suggested, though a temporary one
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>>5947091
>>5947093
You ask her if you should be punished for your crimes, and tell her you're thinking of exiling Life temporarily as a mortal.
"No! Haha! You silly fool. You see, me and you are held to a different standard than them. We're above them, so we can justify almost any action we take. Sure, we might not totally agree with said actions, but we are TRUE gods, and therefore should not be punished for anything we do. Despite the love I have for our children, they are beneath us and therefore do have to be punished if they do things. Hopefully by death, which is the punishment all lowly beings like them deserve when they step out of line."
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5947100
>Be as it may, after nearly dying in red space and nearly getting killed by that psycho in blue space I think I may hold a different opinion on that. Regardless, we'll talk about this later, i've read the notes on Love and the situation really isn't good. He's apparently tried to kill himself several times so let's go talk to him together okay?
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>>5947100
>"But we are not on the same level. I am above even you. All of your power only works because I will it. By your logic, you are below me, so you deserve to be punished by me if you do bad things. You have done many bad things, Red. Perhaps you should consider that when placing judgement on others. If you were the one to be judged, how would you want to be treated? I would want my judge to grant me the chance to become a better person. Mercy and justice are not exclusive ideals."
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Jesus, anons. I go to sleep for a few hours and you pop our son's eye out and have Blue giving us the silent treatment, and you're alienating Red?

>>5947100
>Agree with Red
>Feel a bit weird about it
>Go check on Love together
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>>5947111
>>5947139
You tell her that you don't really feel the same way she does, especially after all the things that have gone down. You also explain that she is by definition below you by her logic, as her existence and power are all thanks to you.
"Well, if that's how you feel, maybe Blue has the right idea. Get out of here, go talk to Love. I think I'd rather be alone right now."
Damn it. Nothing can go right for you today.
You head over to Love's room, where you find him on the floor wearing the goggles you left him, surrounded by liquor bottles.
"Oh! What bliss! What a time to be alive!" His speech is simultaneously slurred and forcefully cheerful.
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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Great job guys.

>>5947162
>Talk
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>>5947162
backing >>5947163
man this is a shitshow
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>>5947162
>Talk
Hey kiddo, I take it you'd discovered a new passion in life?
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>>5947139
I'm not trying to alienate Red anon, she just wants to take measures that are too extreme and revealed that she's literally drunk on her own power and position. Meanwhile Blue has trouble handling the fact that maybe we have to punish that little shit for hitting his siblings and trying to kill us. Maybe they're just having a woman moment but we did do something that should align with both of them. In any case they'll get over it I think
>>5947162
>Son...what are you doing?
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>>5947162
Join him in drinking.
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>>5947368
+1
Yeah I'll add this to >>5947247. Could sue a drink after this debacle.

>>5947162
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>>5947111
i hate you.
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>>5947395
I'm not sorry. Red is ontologically evil.
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I say we apologize to Red the first chance we get.
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>>5947416
Apologize for calling her on her shit? How do you expect her to grow as a person if we do that? She's almost as fucked in the head as Life is.
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>>5947163
>>5947175
>>5947247
>>5947283
>>5947368
>>5947379
You ask him if he's discovered a new passion in life.
"No! I've discovered a new passion FOR life! O... Oh! How wonderful this world is..."
You ask him what he's doing.
"LIVING!"
You pick up a bottle and take a drink. Fuck! What is this, kerosine? It certainly doesn't taste good.
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5947585
>Remove the glasses
>Get those bottles away
>Cut to the chase
>Love...I saw Retis notes, why do you try to kill yourself my son? It hurts me that you've never told me how bad it's gotten
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>>5947594
+1

>>5947585
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>>5947594
>>5947598
You take off his goggles and clean up the bottles, before finally asking him why he tried to kill himself.
He's quiet for a moment.
"Father, I think I'd prefer if you left the room."
You've never heard him speak with this tone of voice before.
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5947611
>Stare at him silently
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>>5947426
Stop being such a moralfag, anon. Red is based.

>>5947611
>Leave the room.
>But then enter complete sneak mode and read his mind.
Ok, we're fucking up hard. How can we salvage this anons?
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>>5947611
>sit down
>drink more
>tell him we have fucked up
>tell him its either just invading hit mind for information, or him telling us now, or later
>wither what he chooses, bring back the drinks and his glasses, and drink with him.
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>>5947611
>sit down
>drink more
>tell him we have fucked up
>share the one bottle with him
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>>5947653
+1
>Why? I'm worried about you son
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(Hey, anons! Noticed we're on page 10, so thought I'd give an update. Been slightly occupied these past few days, so that's the reason updates have been stagnant. Will hopefully update a bit tonight, and definitely tomorrow if everything goes right.)
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>>5949230
Are you gonna do a video like usual or jump right in the next thread this time? Also it's good, real life comes first
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>>5949239
(Depends. I'd like to do a video, but of course, there is a chance I won't have time. I'd say there'd be a video most likely, though there's a chance it might be slightly late.)
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>>5949230
This is still one of the most bustling quests on the board, so I wouldn't sweat it. Thank you for keeping us looped in, though.
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>>5949277
I would like a video, though I wouldn't want to rush through Love's issues either
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>>5947620
>>5947621
>>5947623
>>5947653
>>5947701
You sit down next to him and begin talking to him. You try your very best to convince him to open up. You tell him you've fucked up, and that you're sorry for asking such personal questions, but you're worried about him, and this is a very serious situation.
"Go away."
Damn it. Why does everything have to be so difficult?
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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>>5949764
>"No Love, I'm not going away, not when you apparently tried to kill yourself. I'm genuinely worried for you. Please son,you're my eldest, don't do this to me.
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>>5949831
+1

>>5949764
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>>5949831
+1
If still no, Give him back his alchohol and glasses. then leave
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Mister gorgan, return my text immediately.
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Anons I have an idea. You know how Wife told us to either ask Malke or go to the Green Federation for training? Well what if we asked Sal to train us instead? I like Malke but as strong as he may be he's never been in a war, and we've been told the Green Federation had an eye on black space for a long time. I think they may use our vulnerability to make demands of they find out we're God. Sal meanwhile has spent a ton of time fighting against the Greens and was badass enough to infiltrate their election, so he'd be ideal.
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>>5949866
>>5949995
You tell him you're not going away, and that you are worried for him. You ask him not to do this to you, as he is your eldest, and many of your other family members have been rejecting you as well.
"We will speak, Father, I promise. But not now."
You sigh, stand up, and leave. What a dark day you've had. What a dark FEW days you've had. It seems like nothing has gone right for you recently. You don't like this. It makes you feel like you have no control over your life. But really... maybe you don't. Maybe you should feel that way. Maybe that's the safest way to feel because you'll be ready when life kicks you down if you feel that way. You don't know. It's certainly confusing.
Well, what now/
>See family
>Mess with mortals
>Check on champion
>Weep
>Sleep
>Do something else
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>>5950458
>Check on champion
Take out our frustrations with the aid of our creations, as is our custom.
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>>5950458
>Head into the noosphere and begin copying the cumulative knowledge of combat and training into your own mind. When life kicks you down, you'll know how to kick back, if nothing else.
Our mortals have been waging war and fighting for their lives for thousands of years. It's time we learned everything they know about it.
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>>5950458
>Sleep
I, for one, want to take pity on this Page 10 thread.
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>>5950458
>Check on Life
ONE last thing before the timeskip
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>>5950458
>>Sleep
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>>5950464
I'm not sure if we can do that anon, given that crossing into other spaces tends to power us down, I'm inclined to think it won't do much
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>>5950473
The noosphere is in blackspace. We kind of created it.
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>>5950495
Well yeah, but as with the priest, we aren't really knowledgeable about the inner workings of minds and there are limits to our power. We can try it I guess
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>>5950461
+1
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>>5950470
+1
It’s about time we do
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>>5950458
Check Life
Check champions
Sleep
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>>5950461
>>5950464
>>5950469
>>5950470
>>5950471
>>5950514
>>5950573
>>5950510
You go check on Life once more. He's still in the same state you left him in, probably still seeing from the perspective of Death. Looks like Retis made no effort to patch up his still-bleeding eye wound, and even ended up leaving the room.
Man.
>Change the settings of the goggles
>Take off the goggles
>Talk
>Punish
>Reward
>Do something else
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(Just wanna apologize for being so slow with these last few updates. Have been super tired and coming home only to go to sleep immediately, so I haven't really had any free time where I'm not sleeping.
Hopefully, we'll finish this thread or get started on the next one this weekend. Maybe both.)
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>>5951320
Take care of yourself QM, real life is a bitch
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>>5951318
>Do a check to see where he's at
>>5951320
No worries man, take care of yourself.
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>>5951398
>Also check if he's still alive, and clean up that wound but don't regrow the eye yet
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>>5951398
>>5951410
+1to both
>>5951318

>>5951320
No apology needed. I empathize and sympathize. Run at the pace you can manage.
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(Hey, anons! Thought I would clear a couple of things up for this weekend.
I do plan on updating this weekend, but if the thread happens to be archived before I can do that, I'll just make another thread since this is a place I'm alright stopping at. As for a video, I think rather than making one to end this thread, I'll instead make one to start off the next one! Just to make sure I have the time to put together something actually worth watching.
And, just in case the thread archives soon, I thought I might as well post this thread's end-of-thread questions now.
>What character is overall your LEAST favorite, and why?
>Who is your favorite mortal?
>What do you think about God's development over the course of the quest?
And, of course:
>What has been your favorite moment from this thread, or the quest overall?
Thanks anons!)
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>>5952342
>What character is overall your LEAST favorite, and why?
I'll be honest, Peace is my least favorite for now because he's very underdevelopped, and War hasn't even existed for a day. Otherwise I think I like most characters as characters.
>Who is your favorite mortal
Peter, obviously, as always. He's a bro
>What do you think about God's development over the course of the quest?
I think it took an interesting turn. God started as ignorant, emotionally stunted and kind of an asshole before slowly(very slowly) growing a conscience and actually trying being an okay father instead of leaving his whole family hanging for a millenia again. As slow as he is, he does seem to learn from his mistakes(Or in other words the players learn from their mistake lol)
>What has been your favorite moment from this thread, or the quest overall?
I think the court case, or the kritla/fidor fight are hard to beat
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>>5952342
>What character is overall your LEAST favorite, and why?
Wife, because she's the original woman and makes everything worse just by existing. She doesn't even have tits to make up for it.
>Who is your favorite mortal?
Nelson, he's as real as they come.
>What do you think about God's development over the course of the quest?
Needs to soak in the blood of more gods.
>What has been your favorite moment from this thread, or the quest overall?
Our first kill.
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>>5952342
>What character is overall your LEAST favorite, and why?
I don't know that I really have one. Peace is probably the least explored.
>Who is your favorite mortal?
Peter or Nelson. Peter's had more development, though.
>What do you think about God's development over the course of the quest?
I think it's a bit erratic and we shifted towards sensitivity a bit fast, but that's the nature of this sort of quest. Ironically, as much as I complained about it, beating the shit out of Life, popping out his eye, and alienating half our family was a good turn for him as a character I think.
>What has been your favorite moment from this thread, or the quest overall?
The videos are very soulful, and I like getting to know more about our family. The arc with Chaos' transformation/rehabilitation was up there, too, and the court case.

Thank you for running such a baller quest.
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>>5952413
How was it a good turn you think? Not jumping you just curious about your thoughf process. I don't think we really alienated our family so much as we've just been faced with the inherent flaws in their personality. Blue is very sensitive and Red us just really extreme and a bit of a megalomaniac. Meanwhile Love is going through something and just doesn't want to tell us anything. As brutal as it was, Life unironically deserved to get his eye popped after all that, we were very lenient even when he tried to kill us.
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>>5952342
Least favorite? Probably Peace for the reasons the other anons have mentioned.
Most favorite mortals would be between Peter and Timmy.
His development is a bit random and without real growth. This isn't due to any story reasons, but it's mostly because /qst/ has a bunch of different anons with different opinions. Like for instance most anons care about Wife and her character but because of a single anon's write-in God basically called her evil.
Favorite moment was probably the fishing hole bonding with Adversary. Which reminds me we should probably check up on him soon.
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>>5952342
>least favorite
Peace
>favorite mortal
Peter
>development
Good
>favorite moment this thread
the look into God's past
>favorite moment quest overall
the Kritla everything
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>>5952445
Red is ontologically evil and you know it.
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>>5952466
And?
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>>5952466
Stop being a moralfag anon. You're taking our morality way too seriously, just enjoy the quest.
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>>5952472
I'm not even sure he's a moralfag so much as he's very opinionated and obssessed with killing gods, judging based on his replies kek.
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>>5952477
If God ends up killing himself at the end of the quest, that anon will get his wish
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>>5952478
That would be ironic, but I have a feeling we're going to suffer the same fate as the previous God.
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>>5952415
How was it a good turn you think?
I like the God of Existence, or rather find him more interesting as a character, when he's still a bit callous and weird as opposed to pivoting quickly and completely into papa wolf, caring creator mode.



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