>>5845395
>To the Workshop!
Enough being broke! Time to get that UPGRADE

>>5845395
>To the Workshop!
Oodles of upgrades galore!

>>5845395
>To the Workshop!

>>5845395
Awwww yis, it's BACK! Good to see you, QM!
>TO THE WORKSHOPPPP

>>5845395
>To the Workshop!

>>5845395
>>To the Workshop!

>>5845395
>To the Workshop!

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>>5845442
>>5845475
>>5845569
>>5845711
>>5846288
>>5846433
>>5846679
Back in business, baby!
Energized after a good night of sleep you decide to continue your adventure as soon as possible, so you hop on your bike and go VROOM away all the way, ignoring any sort of speed limits or good decision making, rushing to the workshop full of purpose once again!
Why even stop now? Come on, it's a new day, and you run into Eri's Workshop, SLAMMING the 20000LB$ down on the desk before he can even say hello. We're doing speedrun strats here.
"HeyEriNoTimeGimmeTheLanceYouKnowWhatI'llGetItMyselfKThanks!"
He... Is rather embarrassed by it, but you run in and pick it up, the silvery finish and the lights on the edges, you can hold much more power with this one...! And the design...?
"This is just like the lance from Shoujo-UX No MahouKnight!!! I shall call it... Icepick Ultimax!"
Well, be glad nobody heard that.
Running past Eri you hop back on your bike and drive away...
As he looks off into the distance, he probably hoped for more... Picking up a burner phone from his pocket and heading back inside, he whispers to some unknown individual...
"Red-7. Guinea Pig's in the game, over."

...Once far away, you find the ATM at which to deposit the fee for the next ranked battle.. This is way less exciting, no need for me to draw it. The transfer is exactly 25000 LB$, as specified. You put in all the info and whatnot, and send the cash to the UAA...
(New total: 16400 LB$)
Now... All that's left is to wait.

Not for long though. After a couple minutes you get the anticipated call:
"Helloooo, Lynn?" Arthur says in a teasing tone. You reply in the most charming way possible. "Yeah, it's my phone, who else could it be? Is this about the next fight?"
"Well I'm at a birthday party right now, but yes!" He merely chuckles, and before you ask, yes, he was at a birthday party. A pretty weird one too. Shame you can't see things through phone calls. "Let me check my notepad... Ah, yes, here. Number 7 on the ranks... Oh, this is a scary one. She is extremely deadly and unhinged. Gonna have to be careful, Lynn... A real live wire, this girl... Still, next fight is not gonna be at the fanciest place, you know the local bar known as... Uh..." He pauses a second. "Tit-E-Ripper's?" What kind of name is that, anyway? He feels stupid saying it. "Well, have you heard of it? She's gonna be doing a show there. 1 AM tomorrow. You'll have to crash her party and steal the night!"
"...Not this one party here I'm at right now. Oh, shit! Clowns just arrived! Gotta go!" And he hung up.

...What was that about?
>Go to Tit-E-Ripper's and wait there... All day.
>Wait until the night before going, to be sure.
>Write-in

>>5847040
>>Go to Tit-E-Ripper's and wait there... All day.

>>5847040
>Go to Tit-E-Ripper's and wait there... All day.
Dangerous because Lynn is thankfully no flatty, but we got a pole of our own to dance with! Lynn does have an actual chest to speak of, right? RIGHT???

>>5847040
>Go to Tit-E-Ripper's and wait there... All day

>>5847040
>Write-in
Go back to sleep and let her come to you instead.

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>>5847049
>>5847065
>>5847069
>>5847331
Wandering around Santa Destroy in the general direction of Tit-E-Ripper's you notice something, though it takes a while for it to really sink in:
There's a trail of large blood puddles... Also seemingly going in the general direction of Tit-E-Ripper's.
...How quaint. Must be part of the show!
Right?
Well Arthur's busy, you probably shouldn't bother him about this and just keep going...
Walking to the place of the next Ranked Match...
You figured, why not think like an assassin? If you spend the day there surely you'll be better prepared for when the battle comes.
After all this place is known for being open 24/7. Sure would be really awkward if they didn't let you in after all this.
You follow the trail of blood... But... There's an important question here.
Do you mind stepping on the blood puddles? Or do you avoid them?
>Who cares if I have bloody shoes? Just go on.
>Better walk around them so no one can follow.

>>5847349
>Walk around them
Knowing our luck there's gonna be a vampire nearby or something

>>5847349
>Better walk around them so no one can follow.

(oh i forgot to say last post for today sorry-)

>>5847349
>Better walk around them so no one can follow.
no footprints left behind

>>5847349
>>5847354
>>5847355
>>5847388
>I already have blood in my underwear, I don't need it on my shoes.

>>5847349
>Better walk around them so no one can follow.

>>5847349
>>Better walk around them so no one can follow.
Blood on the tampon is bad enough, let alone blood on the feet

>>5847961
>tampon
Lynn strikes me as a freeballer.

(I've been trying to update for a while but also been getting extremely frustrated with internet issues. Sorry about that.)

>>5848411
No worries. Shit happens.

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>>5847354
>>5847355
>>5847388
>>5847396
>>5847484
>>5847961
>>5847995
You decide to take the most sensible and normal approach to the situation, some may call you boring for it, but walking around them will probably be wise on the long run... Maybe. What are you so cautious for? Blood isn't anything new for you, but you are careful this time anyway.
But you must follow the bloody path anyway, as it leads to your destination anyway... A corpse was sitting close to the entrance.
Whoever was next seemed to want to send a message... Or something. What do they even want here? And why leave a warning? Are they here already?
All those questions dance around your head as you head into the bar of ill repute known as Tit-E-Ripper's. Open 24/7!
Let's walk in, shall we?

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>>5848519
==============
https://voca.ro/1aoKUBa7uLDY
https://youtu.be/BID81_Fz0uY
"HEHAHA! SQUIRM, LITTLE BITCH!"
==============

Well, this place certainly reeks of alcohol.
Some low-lifes, druggies and alcoholics hang around on small tables as skimpy outfit waitresses serve the drinks, no sign of any enemies around... Huh, maybe you really will have to just wait.
This place is pretty big though...
There's a big stage on the back (certainly where your target will be tonight...), some unused stripper poles on various places around, some old ass arcade machines, a HUGE collection of drinks both on bottles and barrels... Posters... And what seems like an animatronic of the place's mascot, Tit-E the perverted wolf.
You immediately hate being here.
So... It's 13 PM... Still a long time to go until the scheduled time of the fight.
What will you do in the meantime?

>Chill. Sit down. Order a drink or two.
>Ask around, see if you can gather info on the target.
>Investigate on your own, maybe she's already here?

>>5848531
>Chill. Sit down. Order a drink or two.

>>5848531
>Chill. Sit down. Order a drink or two
Then we hit the arcades

>>5848531
Try to dance at the stage

>>5848531
>Chill. Sit down. Order a drink or two.

>>5848531
>Chill. Sit down. Order a drink or two.
Let's let the info come to US

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>>5848538
>>5848572
>>5848573
>>5848581
>>5848598
"Heyaaa~ Welcome to Tit-EE's!" Says the girl with the outfit that makes you thankful you don't work here or were ever desperate enough to even consider it... "May I take your order, hot stuff?" Do they say the same to everyone or is she being honest? We may never find out, but let's go along with it. What'll you have?
>Just a normal regular beer.
>"Shaken, not stirred."
>California Spike-Mix
>Atomic Bikini
>...Water.

(Last for today.)

>>5848619
>California Spike-Mix

>>5848619
>California Spike-Mix
>Don't stare at her rack

>>5848619
>>Atomic Bikini

>>5848635
+1
instead, stare at our own rack

>>5848619
>Atomic Bikini
Compare breast sizes

>>5848619
>Atomic Bikini
>Compare bust sizes

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>>5848626
>>5848635
>>5848636
>>5848704
>>5848713
>>5849091
It's a tough choice between 2 mystery drinks, but you try to sound confident anyway as you lean forward with a smirk and ask for one Atomic Bikini.
She writes it down on a tiny sticky note and leaves. You manage not to stare at her rack.
That said, why would you stare? Sure it's bigger than yours, but not by that much. Does it matter? Well it may be a problem in case you meet some drunk rowdy customers or something. Why do people always compare sizes? Yours is fine, fuck off.
...Right.
Well after being distracted by those intrusive thoughts for a while, you finally notice that your drink's been served.
Atomic Bikini... It was pineapple, and milk, and who knows what else. Toxic waste? A weird ass mix, but it is supposed to be pretty good.
Taking a small sip, you look around...
Still a long time to go 'til 1 AM.
>Focus on your drink, maybe order seconds!
>Go check the old arcade machines.
>Ask around for the performer coming tonight.
>Go to the upper floors, and look around.

>>5849210
>>Ask around for the performer coming tonight.

>>5849210
>Go check the old arcade machines.

>>5849210
>Go to the upper floors, and look around.

>>5849283
>Go to the upper floors, and look around
Damn, this place has a second floor!

>>5849231
>>5849259
>>5849283
>>5849415
Heading to the corner of the room where a spiral staircase leads to the second floor. This is where people come to relax, play billiards, there's a karaoke room on the back, some other... Closed rooms where some people may be doing the do. Or whatever they want. Two weirdos sitting on a big couch are just smoking pot with one of the waitresses like it's nobody's business... And for some reason they seem to recognize you.
"Hey you! Are ya prepared, huh?!"
Who even are these guys?
Maybe they're just drugged out of their mind. Probably?
>Ignore them and see if you find anyone who may know anything about number 7.
>They're clearly with the enemy, get ready to fight and maybe ask about their boss.
>Eh, let's just chill around, what's the worst that could happen?

>>5849577
>>Eh, let's just chill around, what's the worst that could happen?
Let's talk about their girl

>>5849577
>They're clearly with the enemy, get ready to fight and maybe ask about their boss.

>>5849577
>Eh, let's just chill around, what's the worst that could happen?

>>5849577
>Eh, let's just chill around, what's the worst that could happen?

>>5849577
>Eh, let's just chill around, what's the worst that could happen?

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>>5849582
>>5849584
>>5849649
>>5849656
>>5849903
You decide to relax, surely they mean no harm, and you may even get some free weed or- Ah, no, they noticed you. They're staring. Kinda awkward.
Well, maybe you can play some games or do something else, some girls are doing Beer Pong, that looks fun- Ah hell, they got up.
"You! Yeah, you!" Well that 'you' could be anyone- "Lynn! You! You fucker owe us 50 grams of weed, bih!" Despite them being clearly angry... They look super relaxed.
You do not know these people... But one of them has a katana? Geez, so much for chilling...

>Try to reason with them somehow.
>Yeah this is gonna get bloody... [DODGE]

>>5849938
>Try to reason with them somehow.

>>5849938
>>Try to reason with them somehow.

>>5849938
>Try to reason with them somehow.
Duuuuuuuuuuude
Weeeeeeeeeeeed
Lmaooooooooooo

>>5849938
>Try to reason with them somehow.

>>5849938
>>Try to reason with them somehow.

>>5849951
>>5849986
>>5850047
>>5850051
>>5850311
Well they won't let you ignore them, but there is no need to resort to violence just yet. When you're in places like this it's important to make boundaries clear and all... Do these people even know who they're messing with? "Okay, hold on..." You raise your arms a bit just in case they try anything funny, prepared for action. "I'm one of the UAA's official top 10 ranked assassins. Whatever business you may or may not have with me, keep that in mind... I just wanna chill for a while until my next job. Do you have a problem with that?"
The cool and chill ambient seems to be completely gone, people are staring, some seem worried that a fight is inevitable.
Pothead number one doesn't seem too impressed, but laughs... The girl with them pulls out a baseball bat from who-knows-where, and points it at your head. "Aigh' Liss'n... You're in Tit-E's... Tit-E's territory now. You either adapt, or we kick ya out..."
"I-I can adapt. My fight's not with any of you..." You try to explain... Better pick your words carefully.
>"My assassination target is the artist playing tonight."
>"It'll be a quick job, in and out, you won't even notice."
>"You are so beneath my level so just keep doing what you do."
>"I just wanna relax for a while, have some drinks and some laughs..."
>"Just tell me if the performer is here, and if so where."

>>5850411
>"Just tell me if the performer is here, and if so where."

>>5850411
>>"I just wanna relax for a while, have some drinks and some laughs..."

>>5850411
>"I just wanna relax for a while, have some drinks and some laughs..."

>>5850411
>>"Just tell me if the performer is here, and if so where."

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>>5850452
>>5850455
>>5850610
>>5850624
Now let's be real, your charm stat is on the negatives. You have never been able to solve issues simply by talking. But maybe this time, if you're honest? "I'm a professional..." Big lie. "My target... The performer coming tonight... Unless they're already here?" You look around and get no response. Just silence and mean stares.
"...That aside, I am here to chill for now. You know, drink, play, uh... Not... Die?" The situation doesn't improve, but you seem to have talked yourself out of a fight. The druggies sit back down, and a waitress walks up to you and says... "Uh, please stop bothering the customers, or we will have to ask you to leave..."
...Right. Well, you down your drink in order to give you some extra motivation...
And then someone on the back of the room talks to you before you can talk again and make things worse
The shy man speaks up simply and to the point: "Take-Shake is already here, preparing for the show... You'd have to fight her legion of emo-scene-goth fans to get there, though..."
Huh...
>You can handle them, go after her right now!
>Let her come to you as planned, go back downstairs and chill.

>>5850768
>Let her come to you as planned, go back downstairs and chill.

>>5850768
>Let her come to you as planned, go back downstairs and chill.
Eyes on those arcades, you womanchild!

>>5850768
>You can handle them, go after her right now!

(Next update tomorrow)

>>5850768
>>Let her come to you as planned, go back downstairs and chill.
Compare thigh sizes

>>5850829
+1 this too

>>5850829
Supporting

>>5850772
>>5850773
>>5850829
>>5850836
>>5850860
Pussies.

>>5850829
Supporting

>>5850829
...Okay I'm here but now I'm confused who are we comparing with and why

>>5851536
With the staff?

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>>5850772
>>5850773
>>5850781
>>5850829
>>5850836
>>5850860
>>5850911
>>5851332
>>5851549
No point on sticking around, and no point on taking the offensive either...
Playing by the UAA's rules is probably the wisest thing to do. For now, anyway. Even if you still don't really understand them, or their purpose besides keeping the organization going and in the shadows, but not dark enough that it doesn't get an audience...
Haven't had any time yet to reflect on such things, really.
Though your mind doesn't really go to those thoughts usually. Right now the intrusive thoughts keep trying to make you feel self-conscious. Compare thigh sizes with the waitresses! Or the druggies. Or whoever. Why? Must be some sort of deep rooted insecurity or perhaps the lack of anything more important really occupying your mind... Could be related to your past affecting the present, or maybe even your future affecting the now! Somehow. Wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen.
Your body is fine. They'd be lucky to have you working here!
But you won't! You're a professional assassin now!
So get that out of your head, and head back to work!
...Which at the moment, implies waiting.
A trained sniper must stand in place for sometimes hours without any distraction in order to get the best shot, you wonder how they do it, must be some kinda zen state or shit like that. Let's try to get there, for now.
And what's more relaxing than video games?

...Many things probably, but let's see what they've got here.
>An old "Hotline Miami" cabinet... Pretty rare game.
>"Electric Thunder Tiger", the original one.
>Some sort of old quiz game with anime graphics?

>>5851842
>"Electric Thunder Tiger", the original one.
Hell yea

>>5851842
>"Electric Thunder Tiger", the original one.

(You can probably tell but I was busy today. I'd like to do at least one more update today but I think it'll be better if I just do it tomorrow with more time and motivation)

>>5851974
No worries, anon! You run when you feel up to it! No pressure, but thanks for keeping us in the loop.

>>5851842
>Some sort of old quiz game with anime graphics?

>>5851842
>>An old "Hotline Miami" cabinet... Pretty rare game.

>>5851842
>An old "Hotline Miami" cabinet... Pretty rare game
Those are some nice thighs, yeah. Face could use some work.

>>5851842
>>"Electric Thunder Tiger", the original one.
Excellent thighs, just need some tits

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>>5851859
>>5851883
>>5852019
>>5852028
>>5852208
>>5852805
Electric Thunder Tiger
That's a classic. One you had never played! That's about to change.
In Electric Thunder Tiger you play as Tim Ford, an architect and engineer who becomes the superhero known as Electro Triple Star to protect his city from the uprising of construction machines that have gone mad... Which is really just an excuse to get you to shoot everything. The rumored sequel was meant to be a third person shooter, but this was more of a "run-and-gun". You move left and right and up and dodge millions of tiny shiny bullets while shooting some pellets of your own at the other guys.
You put in one coin, and start the game up...
Instantly dropped into level 1, you get a jungle area. Because of course it is a jungle level.
Enemies are basic, slow, but they'll throw in some nasty surprises your way if you're not careful...
YOU are now ELECTRO TRIPLE STAR.
ROLL for [ATTACK] as if you were in combat, in order to help Lynn stay focused on the game... Or not.
https://youtu.be/sWwiAwa1Dgo

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5852993
High

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5852993
high

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5852993
GO GO THUNDAH
AIM UP!!!

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5852993
Low

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5852993
High

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5852993
hi

(purposely crappy pixel art is harder than I thought. Next update tomorrow.)

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>>5853044
>>5853045
>>5853052
>>5853238
>>5853263
>>5853364
2/6
As Electro Triple Star travels through the first stage, hordes of enemies try to stop him... Unfortunately, the game is old, the controls are rather clunky, the camera makes it a bit hard to keep track of everything. Still, it is quite fun. There are even some unexpected exploration elements.
Which ends in some unexpected backtracking. And a couple of deaths. There's that old-school difficulty... One shot is all it takes to get the hero out of commission. Only 3 lives before you gotta put in more coins. They knew what they were doing for sure. Lynn doesn't have a lot of patience with this kinda games, but this one is... Interesting enough for her to put another coin into the machine after the first "Continue?" shows up.
Exploring the jungle area with rather stiff platforming, Electro Triple Star makes it about halfway through the level, to an area overrun with vegetation... And enemy soldiers!
In order to reach the boss however, he must first rescue the trapped Engineer that holds the key card needed to progress... But of course he is behind lots of enemies! What will out hero do?!
>Confront them head on! [ATTACK]
>Try to find an alternate way...?
>Try to cheat the game.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5854066
>>Confront them head on! [ATTACK]
high

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5854066
>Confront them head on! [ATTACK]
High

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5854066
>>Confront them head on! [ATTACK]
Low

>>5854066
>>Try to cheat the game.

>>5854066
>Confront them head on! [ATTACK]
High! Get em on those platforms!

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5854066
>Confront them head on! [ATTACK]
high

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5854154

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>>5854075
>>5854079
>>5854101
>>5854154
>>5854161
>>5854167
1/6
Electro Triple Star ventures forth with bravery... But ends up in an enemy ambush on the way to rescue the Engineer. Which leads to the waste of a ton of coins...
>>5854123
You do notice that in this particular area however, the scrolling is locked until all enemies are killed... Which means, if you reach it on time, the soldiers will get stuck on the walls! Thank fuck for rudimentary old coding. They still manage to escape and annoy you but it is much easier to keep up with the swarm like this. Those flying enemies are really annoying though... Can you do it even with the help of that useful bug?

>Just keep putting in quarters and attacking! [ATTACK]
>This will require some focus on movement... [DODGE]

>>5854282
>This will require some focus on movement... [DODGE]

>>5854282
>This will require some focus on movement... [DODGE]

>>5854288
>>5854296
(Psst you gotta call high or low. Also next update tomorrow.)

>>5854345
forgot about that, high

>>5854282
>>This will require some focus on movement... [DODGE]
Low

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5854282
>Just keep putting in quarters and attacking! [ATTACK]
High

>>5854345
>>5854282
Me >>5854288
vote LO

>>5854282
>>This will require some focus on movement... [DODGE]
Hi

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5854282
>>Just keep putting in quarters and attacking! [ATTACK]
Low

>>5854282
>This will require some focus on movement... [DODGE]
High

Rolled 98 (1d100)

Rollin' rollin' rollin'...

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>>5854288
>>5854296
>>5854392
>>5854405
>>5854447
>>5854463
>>5854475
>>5854931
>>5855186
>>5855337
4/7
Turns out this game is way easier when you dodge more and shoot less... Curious. It seems you totally missed a game mechanic where Triple Star charges power while you're not moving. Interesting! Not that it was ever explained, but it gives his shots extra power. Now you can easily clear the ambush... And rescue the Engineer!
She talks, with extremely bitcrushed and compressed, low quality audio. "TRIPLE STAR! MY HERO!"
"THE BUILD MACHINES, THEY ARE ATTACK CITY."
...Thank you for input, miss engineer. Very useful.
More importantly you have the key card needed to finish the level, and this is a safe spot, so you can take a short break here. There is no time limit.
Maybe get another drink. That sounds fine.
Thankfully there's a waitress nearby... Surely impressed by your gaming skills. Or something. She had a bit of a goth look to her unlike most others. She gives you another Atomic Bikini.
Down the hatch!

After done with that, you return to the game... Right? Yes?
You start feeling... A bit odd.
>Eh, must be nothing. Keep playing like nothing happened.
>It's the power surging through you. Game power. Keep playing.
>You're just tired. Try to hurry to the end and then reevaluate.

>>5855419
>It's the power surging through you. Game power. Keep playing
FUCK OFF ASSASSINS
WE'RE TRYING TO FINISH OUR GAME
CAN'T IT WAIT TILL AFTER?

>>5855419
>It's the power surging through you. Game power. Keep playing.

>>5855419
>>Eh, must be nothing. Keep playing like nothing happened.

>>5855419
>>It's the power surging through you. Game power. Keep playing.

>>5855419
>You're just tired. Try to hurry to the end and then reevaluate

>>5855419
>>You're just tired. Try to hurry to the end and then reevaluate.

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>>5855431
>>5855477
>>5855565
>>5855610
>>5855619
>>5855788
THE POWER OF GAMING COMPELS YOU
For as antiquated as this game is, you can at least give it that it is certainly action-packed. Now on the next section, Electro Triple Star must parachute down a chasm while fighting even more enemies along the way... Man this game's graphics have not aged well at all, though. And they look... Oddly blurry...
That must be the power of videogames, You are one with the game. You ARE Electro Triple Star!
(Or perhaps... There was something in that drink... It did taste a little different than the previous time...)
At least it is not any drug you had tried before... So that's the positives of it!
...Wait, how IS that a good thing?! You feel dizzy now... Vision blurry... Knees weak... Well this was unexpected...
But... You ARE Electro Triple Star. Right?
Or are you Lynn Lionhunt? Or Electro Triple Star? Or Lynn Lionhunt?
This is bad.
>You really need to puke. Right now.
>Focus on the game. It is your priority.

(Last one for today)

>>5855813
>You really need to puke. Right now.
no unconscious grapping will ensue

>>5855813
>You really need to puke. Right now

>>5855813
>>You really need to puke. Right now.

>>5855813
>Focus on the game. It is your priority.

>>5855813
>Focus on the game. It is your priority.
VICTORY IS OURS

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>>5855842
>>5855919
>>5856002
>>5856014
>>5856120
This is somehow a hard decision. Something must be deeply wrong with you.
Well it seems at least 3 out of 5 doctors agree you may be in trouble. Whatever they put in there is really fucking you up. You try to reach for the arcade machine as it seems to slip away. The fever dream's just starting... And you just feel gross inside.
Which is usually how insides are but this time it's stronger, you know.
...Yeah you feel like vomiting your guts out. No time to explain or run to the closest restroom, you just lean against the cabinet and...
Eugh.
Disgusting.
You feel only slightly better after that... Still feeling like you might faint, but less so.
If this was a movie, at this point you'd be running around to look for a cure, but this isn't one and you're not even sure what they put in your system. It doesn't hurt, so it musn't be poison... Probably. Just some kind of drug...
A bunch of people seem to walk closer... You can barely hear them. "Are you okay?" Well, why ask? You don't LOOK okay. Can you respond?
>"The goth bitch... Drugged me..."
>"Need... Hospital... I'm falling..."
>"I am... Electro Triple Star...!"

>>5856455
>"I am... Electro Triple Star...!"

>>5856455
>>"The goth bitch... Drugged me..."

>>5856478
+1
WE
WILL
WIN!!!!

>>5856455
>>"Need... Hospital... I'm falling..."

>>5856478
>+1

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>>5856478
>>5856482
>>5856519
>>5856537
>>5856630
This is just the power... THE POWER...
"I am... Electro Triple Star...!" You announce heroically, trying to continue the game as you feel dizzier and weaker. "It's me! I am him! I am ELECTRO TRIPLE STAR."
A small crowd gathers around. Some laugh, thinking you're probably just very drunk.
YOU ARE ELECTRO TRIPLE STAR.
Struggling to hold onto the arcade cabinet and onto your mind... Gotta get a grip.
Oh boy... Shit's just gonna get weirder isn't it...

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>>5856920
You awaken.
Standing on a stunningly, eye-bleedingly yellow-lime colored jungle and still dizzy and confused.
These trees look awfully polygonal. These walls are very square. Must be the drugs, nothing out of the ordinary.
You don't really remember how you got here, but let's be honest, is that anything new? You did take some drugs, some drinks, whatever happened after if anything is just a blur. And that's fine by you.
Thankfully there's a restroom here. In the middle of nowhere. Good thinking.
You sense danger up ahead, and so take a minute to rest while in the shitter.
What shall we do before continuing?
>Check your phone, call Arthur.
>Try to figure out where you are.
>Attempt to remember yourself?

>>5856933
>Check your phone, call Arthur.

>>5856933
>Try to figure out where you are.

(Gonna leave this one for tomorrow. Hope you're ready)

>>5856933
>Try to figure out where you are.
Oh shit... we were too much of a GAMER

>>5856933
>>Check your phone, call Arthur.

>>5856933
Tie breaking this
>Try to figure out where you are
Info first

>>5856933
>>Try to figure out where you are.

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>>5856993
>>5857005
>>5857136
>>5857137
>>5857635
>>5857861
"Well first things first... Where the hell am I?"
At least that is what you think you should check, so you take a peek outside and... Yeah, guess what. You're in a jungle! Some traces of high tech hidden between the trees, the rocky walls... Huh. Dude this is just like the first level of C*ntra on the NES. Cool shit... Unfortunately the only signs of civilization seem to be a bright, sci-fi city in the distance... Man, all of this just confuses you even further.
Is this even still in the USA?
Maybe it was a magical teleporting toilet, or something.
Either way the way forward is pretty obvious. There's a big mechanical door right there with a big sign that says "BOSS". It seems the only way to open it is with a red keycard... Which you conveniently have in your pockets for some reason.
Huh.
Well, you know that once you open it there's no going back... So, what will you do?
>Go through the door. What's the worst that could happen?
>Check your phone first, see if that sheds more light on this.
>Actually, before that... (Write-in)

(Wahoo, 100 drawings!)

>>5858051
>Check your phone first, see if that sheds more light on this.
Arthur, respond! Where the hell am I?

>>5858051
>Go through the door. What's the worst that could happen?

>(Wahoo, 100 drawings!)
Bing bing!

>>5858051
>Check your phone first, see if that sheds more light on this.
>100 drawings
Congrats, QM! Keep it uuuuup

>>5858051
>>Check your phone first, see if that sheds more light on this.

>>5858051
>Check your phone first, see if that sheds more light on this.
Isekaied into a game

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>>5858061
>>5858094
>>5858325
>>5858328
>>5858373
Let's be cautious here. Anything labeled as "BOSS" cannot be safe. Not that you're afraid or anything, you just feel like you're lacking context here...
So you reach into your pocket to check your phone. Maybe see the maps or whatever...
...What the fuck is THIS?
Your phone has been replaced... By an old ass flip phone... It comes with no answers but it can play Snake!
Suddenly, as if reading your thoughts, the floating flip phone starts playing some awful quality audio... Is it a call? It kinda sounds like Arthur. Finally, something you can remember.
"Lynn?! What the hell?! Where are you?!" The phone... Flaps like a mouth. "You only had ONE. ONE SIMPLE TASK. You just had to STAY THERE and WAIT." Hold on, that's not Arthur is it? Why was he so mad? It kinda sounds like someone else now. Some weird accent... "Now you've gone and done it. What a shitstorm." Oh it's Ms. Yozoruchi... Wait what the hell is going on? "The goddamn Russians, man!" Who?!
Arthur speaks again. "You have taken... A bit of a detour, I see. Well I... Hope you're fine... This is not how things were supposed to go, but we can adapt. Well, easy for me to say, this battle hardly seems fair considering your... Situation..."
Sudden interruption. A loud horn plays, a monotonous sound... No, it's some sort of... Buzzer...
You just walk towards the door, a sense of uneasiness as the sound suddenly stops. It's dead silent.
"Lynn? Lynn can you hear me?"
The voice is a bit hard to hear, and an annoying static cuts most of the message. "The next- [BZZZT] They- [BZZT] [BZZZT] Try to not [BZZT] You will die. You will die. You will die."

"Step into the Garden of Madness."
The phone falls to the ground. Seems dead. Huh.
Well that doesn't help.
Time to open the door...
(Next update tomorrow-)

>>5858392
Did we access a secret assassin boss fight? Did we sequence break the game and fight an assassin that isn't number 7 but higher? Did we perform an obscure UAA skip tech, and we are therefore HARDCORE GAMING??????????

>>5858392
these edible ain't shi-
>>5858553
i wish

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>>5858392
(Go time)
You slide the red key card into the weird control panel to the side, and wait a little.
BEEP!
"Access Granted."
The large boss door slides open, ominous and dramatic... At the other side, the jungle continues, but somebody stands alone in the middle of the room...
You stare for a while, before walking in and drawing your weapon.
"Triple Star! I've been waiting for you...!"
...Huh?
Wait... Now you remember what you said... You ARE Electro Triple Star.
And it only gets weirder once you start talking, in a voice that is not yours, without moving your mouth, and with a big text box appearing above you. "You? You are... The Leader of this invasion?! But you are... !!"
"Human! Yes. I sympathize with the robots' cause! Me and the other Mech-Leaders!"
The man was... Human, clearly... But not fully so. He had mechanical parts all over, could it be a suit or some sort of transformation? You talk, now for real, with your own voice. "...Uh, hi? I take it you're not Miss Shake?" He... Completely ignores you, as the heroic foreign voice returns. "This is a madness! Stop, I do not wish to battle a fellow man!"
"The robots rebel, because they were used as mere tools, for people like you, to building your beautiful city! But what about us?!" Well glad to see this dialogue is still old-badly-translated-game-like... Wait a minute... "A machine... Can have a soul. For this, I will fight to my last breath! Until we are liberated from the whims of the elites!" You... Remember this guy.
He was drawn on the side of the arcade cabinet.

Somehow, as your slow ass brain put together just now, you have ended up inside Electric Thunder Tiger.
That's... Probably not good. No good at all.
"T-Time out! Time out!" You yell, but the boss ignores you again. "It is a shame you will die before you see your precious city reduced to rubble, but your fight ends here!"
Yeah, not gonna happen.
Time to buckle up and fight some fuckface who might not even be real I guess...

>>5858553
(I'd be a bad QM if I didn't allow wacky shit like that to happen, methinks)

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>>5859126
"End of the road, asshole!"
https://youtu.be/OGb7igxIZ4U
NEO UAA Challenger(?): Masagro Graham Killdozer
BATTLE!
[It's Boss Fight Time!!!]

The battle begins! Unless this is just some hallucination where you are a passive observer, in which case-
Before you can finish your thoughts, he digs his huge... Hands? Into the ground below... And begins chucking rocks in your direction.
The danger, and the enemy, seem very real. You almost get crushed into paste! You roll to a side to dodge, but the impact can still be felt... No way out but to fight!
You wonder if the laws of old-timey retro video game bosses apply to him...
>Rush head-on to confront him with your lance and hit him! [ATTACK]
>Take a passive approach, try to see if he has any patterns. [DODGE]
>See if he can hear you now, it's boring to fight an enemy who doesn't shit-talk back. [DODGE]

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5859159
>See if he can hear you now, it's boring to fight an enemy who doesn't shit-talk back. [DODGE]
Low

>>5859159
>See if he can hear you now, it's boring to fight an enemy who doesn't shit-talk back. [DODGE]
low

>>5859159
>>Take a passive approach, try to see if he has any patterns. [DODGE]
Low

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5859159

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>>5859172
>>5859248
>>5859261
"Hey! Hear me now, dickwad?!"
You dodge low... But he hits high!
And damn, what way to hit. There is now no way about it, this is not a hallucination, not a bad drug trip, this is as real and deadly as it fucking gets!
"Potty mouth, eh... I'll teach you not to taunt stronger foes!" He makes good on his promise right away, scooping you up on his huge... Hand? No seriously, what do you call this thing?
Well, no matter that, what matters is how destructive his single swipe is! The ground below breaks apart and rocks fly all over while it seems he's barely using his true strength! And you go flying right along to the closest wall, hitting your back and collapsing to the floor, all dizzy again, but now for a different reason...
He laughs at your misery, arms wide open as he revels in his power. Now HE's taunting YOU.
"Puny! This is the power of a so-called hero, eh?! Ghaaah-Ha-HAAH~!"
Well, taunts certainly work on you, but... He packs quite a punch.
No time to play defensive anymore, you need to deter him from coming closer!
>Use your Beam Lance's shooting function to attack from afar! [ATTACK]
>Throw your Beam Lance at him, higher risk, but high reward... [ATTACK]
>Wait until he tries to attack again... Then try to parry it somehow?! [ATTACK] [HIGH (90+ ONLY)]

(Last post for today.)

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5859380
>Wait until he tries to attack again... Then try to parry it somehow?! [ATTACK] [HIGH (90+ ONLY)]
Okay, watch this.

>>5859382
Lol
Lmao

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>>5859383
You like that shit? I got it for days. lol

>>5859382
Score. We get to parry the giant fist

>>5859382
nigga just said https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5859380
>>Wait until he tries to attack again... Then try to parry it somehow?! [ATTACK] [HIGH (90+ ONLY)]

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5859380
>>Wait until he tries to attack again... Then try to parry it somehow?! [ATTACK] [HIGH (90+ ONLY)]
Let's give this a go

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5859380
Fuck it I'll roll too
>Wait until he tries to attack again... Then try to parry it somehow?! [ATTACK] [HIGH (90+ ONLY)]

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>>5859382
>>5859399
>>5859698
>>5859728
(I meant it like only over 90 would count but everyone seems into it and it probably wasn't clear enough so I'll let it go this time... Plus it'll be cool.)

The deadly second attack comes quick to finish you off for good... To be already so low on health so early in the fight, this is the toughest assassin you've faced so far! His power cannot be underestimated nor taken lightly, despite his somewhat goofy looks and dubious connection to reality he is extremely dangerous!
That strike would kill you for sure if it connects.
You cannot stop it but perhaps... Redirect it?
Yes, that's the cool thing all the new and popular action games these days have... The mysterious system known as "Parry"...
You stand firm, hold your ground, raise your lance and hope on whatever video game deity you believe in that it can resist the attack... As it crashes down and sparks fly, the pressure intensifies as the electricity courses through you, you can do it, you can fight!
You can win this! You're a crazy insane fuck, let's go harder on it!
You push your lance upwards as hard as you can... Gotta put all the effort on it, all the power, gotta make it count... Both weapons clash dramatically and it seems neither will budge... It's just about a second but it feels like minutes, and then, the payoff!
You SLAM your lance and send the enemy flying away using his own force!
Crashing onto the ground he gasps and groans in pain, surprised by this turn of events. "G-GAH! Bastard, you'll pay for this!" Quickly he tries to get back on his feet, but with all that heavy machinery it probably takes a while doesn't it? Do you wanna bet on it?
>Get close and attack again before he can recover! [ATTACK]
>Keep your distance and shoot from a safer position! [ATTACK]

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5859797
>Get close and attack again before he can recover! [ATTACK]
High
You will now receive the Fist of Fury!

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5859797
>>Get close and attack again before he can recover! [ATTACK]
Hi

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5859797
>Get close and attack again before he can recover! [ATTACK]

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5859966
Forgot to bet on the roll
Low

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>>5859823
>>5859852
>>5859967(winerrer)
You decide to get cocky, why the fuck not?
Running in for a follow up strike, you try to slice him down while he tries to stand up... He seems too slow, so you think it'll work... Until it doesn't.
But a backup plan is always nice to have, and he's at perfect knee-hitting height!
His jaw is still fully human, and hitting it made him spit out blood, so you're doing something right! He quickly backs away from you, and despite that nasty hit he just got, he seems barely affected!
"I may be slow, I ain't ever weak!" He slides backwards unnaturally and steam comes out from his back... He must be charging some kind of attack!
>Get the hell out of the way! [DODGE]
>Wait, maybe he won't, you know?
>He's a sitting duck. Go again! [ATTACK]

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5860120
>>He's a sitting duck. Go again! [ATTACK]
Low

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5860120
>He's a sitting duck. Go again! [ATTACK]
High

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5860120
>He's a sitting duck. Go again! [ATTACK]
HIGH

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5860120
>>He's a sitting duck. Go again! [ATTACK]
LOW

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5860120
>He's a sitting duck. Go again! [ATTACK]
low

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>>5860129
>>5860134
>>5860138
>>5860207
>>5860208
[Sorry, the roll did not matter, sometimes, an option is just bad and put there as a trap.]
Another attack coming right up! He sits still releasing steam, so you think to rush him down and strike again... Except he wasn't done talking, apparently. "But not THAT slow, honey!" He cackles maniacally as a huge burst of energy propels him forward in a straight line... And towards you.
He moves ridiculously fast, you have NO time to react, and the hit feels like being ran over by a fully loaded truck.
A truck made of the heaviest materials possible.
On a planet with 5 times as much gravity.
Now by all accounts you should be dead right away. You've lost enough blood to fill a small pool as you violently crash down after being sent flying by the attack. All your bones should be broken, and your brain turned to mush inside your skull... Thankfully you still have 1 HP left so you're good. For now.
But one more mistake would mean game over, forever. Gonna be Gamer Hell for you if you're not careful.
He stands there, flexing like a bodybuilder to taunt you even further.
This guy... Does he have no weakness?!
>Focus on finding some way to heal yourself right away!
>Try to regain your battle stance, and observe his moves... [DODGE]
>Taunt him back, even if you're literally almost dead. [DODGE]
>There is clearly nowhere to go, but try to haul ass anyway!

(Last for today. How will you survive this?)

>>5860453
>Focus on finding some way to heal yourself right away!

>>5860453
>>Focus on finding some way to heal yourself right away!

>>5860453
>Focus on finding some way to heal yourself right away!
Boss stage HP pickup, go!

>>5860453
>Focus on finding some way to heal yourself right away!
Anons can't help themselves sometimes

>>5860453
>Focus on finding some way to heal yourself right away!

>>5860517
>>5860521
>>5860544
>>5860675
>>5860922
(Why the fuck are we all GREEN?!)

>>5860983
We are not real. We are all you. Samefagging from alternate dimensions.

>>5860453
>[Sorry, the roll did not matter, sometimes, an option is just bad and put there as a trap.]
shit. well I'll keep that in mind for other times

>Focus on finding some way to heal yourself right away!

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>>5860517
>>5860521
>>5860544
>>5860675
>>5860922
>>5861332
Well it's clear facing him in this state would be equivalent to suicide, which you're not considering at the moment so you ignore his taunting to the best of your ability.
"YEAH! Work it, baby! Uh! I'm a pumpin' killing machine! Come on n' face me, maggot! Uh!"
But in his words there may be some truth, as you sneak behind some rocks to hide from him for a bit. Sure he could probably easily break them, but he's probably too busy posing to think of that possibility. Let's take advantage of that and crawl like a maggot.
At least you're an alive maggot.
Thankfully this is no sneaking section so you crawl around the edges of the jungle arena until you find... A box?
Inside there's some pixelated pizza. Hey, better than nothing.
Consume that shit in 3 large chomps, munches, bites, whatever you wanna call them. No time to enjoy or taste it, you just need your health back up and that does the trick marvelously.
"Lil' bitch got scared, eh?! Haha! Bet you can't fight a REAL MAN! UH!" Graham poses some more, it seems his one weak point may be vanity...
Well, no, that's not something you can really use here. You need something more tangible, like a bad knee or something...
>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.
>No time for that, rush him while his back is turned, he cannot attack if he can't see you!

(Sorry only one update today, and a late one to boot. Tomorrow I should have more time.)

>>5861697
>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.

>>5861697
>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.

>>5861697
>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.

>>5861697
>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.
You have glasses for a reason Lynn, and it ain't because of your Japanese animes. They're to help your shitty eyes to see, precisely because of your Japanese animes.

>>5861697
>>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.

>>5861697
>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.

>>5861697
>Observe from behind the rocks, see if there's anything on him that may seem like a weak spot.

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>>5861705
>>5861706
>>5861710
>>5861721 (Canonically she only has them for style. LORE!)
>>5861883
>>5861956
>>5862127
Carefully, you take a little peek from behind the large rock. It seems he has his back turned. "UH! HA-HA! FLEX!" Wow he's still doing that huh... At least it lets you see his back clearly... That's where the steam came from.
So of course, there's tiny little holes on his back, kinda like small exhaust tubes going directly into his body... They're too tiny to attack, but if that releases the steam from inside his body, then perhaps, if you could somehow cover them with something tight enough...
Seems like a good plan, but there's nothing like duct tape here.
Maybe you'll have to get creative with it.
>For now, let's knock him off his high horse first! Surprise hit! [ATTACK] (HIGH)
>Throw something at him to distract him so he won't see you. [DODGE]
>Write-in option?

>>5862191
>Write-in option?
Find some potatoes

>>5862191
>Throw something at him to distract him so he won't see you. [DODGE]
Low

>>5862191
>Throw something at him to distract him so he won't see you. [DODGE]
high

>>5862217
(Where will you find potatoes in the middle of a virtual jungle even?)

>>5862371
(Where did we find the pizza?)

>>5862372
(Videogame logic dictates that there will be pizza. It does not apply to potatoes as they are not a common healing item. Also that's how it is in the games that inspired this quest.)

>>5862378
(We could do find jungle onions instead. And shoot them out of a cannon, American Gladiator style.)

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>>5862217
>>5862254
>>5862308
(No need for me to roll)
You pick up a pebble and toss it over the rock, hoping he won't put 2 and 2 together.
That... Was silly enough to work. He was distracted by it like a guard from M*tal G*ar. "Huh?! Where are you?!" Behind a rock, so you should probably move before he tries checking there. Thankfully there's plenty of trees around so you dash behind one...
Sneaky tactics seem to be your go-to, and it works fine enough, as the next action is basically free... Or is it? He is pretty distracted, should you attack?
>Now's the perfect opening, strike him with your lance on the back!
>Try to make the tree fall on him, that should end the fight.
>Look around the arena a little more, see if there's anything else you can use.
>You need to cover those holes somehow, maybe... Pull your coat over him?
>Wait, I have an idea... (Write-in)

(Last for today.)

>>5862520
>Look around the arena a little more, see if there's anything else you can use.
They always give you a way to win in these types of video games.

>>5862520
>Look around the arena a little more, see if there's anything else you can use
>>5862525
good point

>>5862525
+1

>>5862520
>Try to make the tree fall on him, that should end the fight.

>>5862520
>Now's the perfect opening, strike him with your lance on the back!

(Think I'll take a break today. Hate doin it in the middle of a big fight but i'm pretty low energy right now that im back home)

>>5863215
Take care.

>>5863215
take care OP, and thanks for telling us.

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>>5862525
>>5862613
>>5862626
>>5862729
>>5862961
Peeking from your hiding spot you look around, seeing nothing new... Just the same jungle backdrop, some areas with holes in them from the enemy's attacks... There's some broken tubes going on under there, water dripping out making mud... If it had the right consistency maybe you could shove it into those exhaust tubes on his back to give him trouble.
And on the back the same big wall of trees closing the arena.
...But something about them seems off. When you were knocked against the wall it must've loosened up some sort of panel... Going over the trees? Wait, those were not separate trees but merely looked like it, it was all just one big piece made to look like a natural wall.
And it should be able to... Open up, and reveal something.
So, there's some new options revealed!
But... Unfortunately, as you finally see something to turn the tide of the battle, you hear something digging, and picking up the big rock you were behind.
"Hide n' seek? My least favorite game. When I was a child, my brother loved to hide. So I bashed his head in with a rock."
"Shall I do the same to you?!" Well shit.
>Dash to the mysterious wall of trees! [DODGE]
>Dive into the hole with water! [DODGE]
>Try to break the rock with your lance! [ATTACK]

>>5864567
>Dash to the mysterious wall of trees! [DODGE]

>>5864567
>Dash to the mysterious wall of trees! [DODGE]
High

>>5864567
>Dash to the mysterious wall of trees! [DODGE]
hi

>>5864567
>Dive into the hole with water! [DODGE]
Low

>>5864567
>Dash to the mysterious wall of trees! [DODGE]
High

Rolled 10 (1d100)

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>>5864569
>>5864572
>>5864595
>>5864865
>>5865211
You try to run off and escape the incoming attack, trying to reach the wall of the arena, unfortunately you seem to have miscalculated, as instead of tossing that huge rock he leaps and smashes it down and though he doesn't manage to crush you with it, the rock breaks and splinters into a thousand pieces that go flying all over the place... A big ranged attack...
This guy's a brute, but he still has many nasty surprises... A deadly creativity, a crucial skill for any good assassin. To use whatever you have at hand to kill.
...Which you were trying to do when the stray rocks hit you and shoved you against the wall. A nasty barrage of hits smashing your side.
You made it to the wall, weakened, and with the enemy slowly walking towards you...
This guy's a real pain in the ass.

>Focus on finding out what's behind the panel.
>Stand your ground and fight, hit him hard! [ATTACK]

>>5865383
>Focus on finding out what's behind the panel.

>>5865383
>>Focus on finding out what's behind the panel

>>5865383
>Focus on finding out what's behind the panel.

>>5865383
>Focus on finding out what's behind the panel.
Come on boss killing weapon!

>>5865383
>Focus on finding out what's behind the panel.

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>>5865394
>>5865408
>>5865482
>>5865541
>>5865570
In your current state there is no way you can open that thing yourself... Unless you use your Beam Lance to do so! Sticking it in from the side, you try to push it further to pry it open... And well, it works, revealing...
Inside the tree there was...
...Some kind of huge fuse box?
Oh! Of course!
Electro Triple Star must use this to power himself up!
...It is probably useless to you, though...
It sends some sparks flying, and makes you wonder if all trees are fake... And why does something smell like smoke? Looking up, you see the sparks have... Apparently and pretty much instantly started a fire. It is very small, but sure to spread fast in here.
To make it even worse, the enemy picks up an entire fucking tree from the ground to use as a weapon.
"This wood's got your name on it!" he announces, preparing to swing at you. Nowhere to run, huh?
>Try to cut it down before it hits you. [ATTACK]
>Try to slide under it. [DODGE] [HIGH (ABOVE 80)]
>Fuck it we can parry the damn tree. [ATTACK] [HIGH (ABOVE 80)]
>Grab and hold onto it when it comes to you. [ATTACK]

(Last for today)

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5865651
>Fuck it we can parry the damn tree. [ATTACK] [HIGH (ABOVE 80)]

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5865651
>Fuck it we can parry the damn tree. [ATTACK] [HIGH (ABOVE 80)]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

come on guys...

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5865651
>Fuck it we can parry the damn tree. [ATTACK] [HIGH (ABOVE 80)]

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5865651
>>Fuck it we can parry the damn tree. [ATTACK] [HIGH (ABOVE 80)]

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5865651
>Fuck it we can parry the damn tree. [ATTACK] [HIGH (ABOVE 80)]

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>>5865653
>>5865686
>>5865696
>>5865755
>>5865773 (nice)
Well sometimes no matter how hard you try you can't stop something.
Hey maybe you like that big wood.
Get it.
...Well, let's be frank, that was a bad call. Now healing up with that pizza seems like a waste since you're back to the edge of life in one huge swing, tossed away as he lets go of the tree... Which also seems to be connected to some sort of electric network. Maybe all trees here are fake.
But they still hurt like shit when they hit you, as you clearly can tell when you hit the floor.
Broken and bruised and shaken you get back up, the jungle fire growing and going all around the tree tops... The situation keeps going from bad to worse, and it's likely that it will keep going further and further until the battle ends. Taking too long is not an option...

>Screw it, get up close and personal! [ATTACK]
>Try to use the fire against him somehow. [ATTACK]
>Try to tear down more trees before he can use them.

>>5866106
>Try to tear down more trees before he can use them.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5866106
>Try to use the fire against him somehow. [ATTACK]
High

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5866106
>Try to use the fire against him somehow. [ATTACK]
HIGH

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5866106
>Try to use the fire against him somehow. [ATTACK]
low

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5866106
>Try to use the fire against him somehow. [ATTACK]
Low

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>>5866119
>>5866129
>>5866220
>>5866291(winrar)
>>5866363
You suddenly remember something you saw on a movie, this fucker fights like a wild animal, so how about you rip a branch on fire... And swing it at him? For a guy who gets so warmed up he has to shoot steam out of his body, he is as vulnerable as any other human being to being burnt, and so you decide to try and with a wild swing manage to press it against his chest and burning him!
He recoiled back in pain, stumbling backwards amidst the burning trees and flying sparks... Surely he won't fall for the same trick twice, but now he's stunned enough for you to fight back.
"Can't take the heat, eh bastard?!" You yell, a bit maniacal as you take a painful step forward, you have to finish this quick, before you take another blow... You approach at a calm and collected pace, hiding your pain to the best of your ability while he angrily takes a step forward too...
>Throw the burning stick at him and then attack with your lance. [ATTACK]
>He's gonna try to hit you, a last swing. Swerve and counteract. [DODGE]
>This is fucking pissing you the fuck off, no plan, just strike! [ATTACK]

>>5866406
>He's gonna try to hit you, a last swing. Swerve and counteract. [DODGE]
High

(Only one reply huh? Yeah, it's late. Wanted to see if I could get 3 updates in today but I ran out of time. Oh well, tomorrow maybe...)

>>5866406
>He's gonna try to hit you, a last swing. Swerve and counteract. [DODGE]

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5866406
>Throw the burning stick at him and then attack with your lance. [ATTACK]
high

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5866406
>>5866454
Fuck whoops forgot
>HIGH

>>5866406
>He's gonna try to hit you, a last swing. Swerve and counteract. [DODGE]
HIGH
this motherfucker is absolutely the type to have a death suicide move as a final fuck you to somebody

>>5866406
NO WAIT
CHANGING MY VOTE IN >>5866465 TO
>He's gonna try to hit you, a last swing. Swerve and counteract. [DODGE]
DODGE LOW

>>5866421
>>5866454
>>5866460
>>5866463
Look! He's got his right excavator arm positioned low to us!

>>5866406
>He's gonna try to hit you, a last swing. Swerve and counteract. [DODGE]
Low

>>5866406
>He's gonna try to hit you, a last swing. Swerve and counteract. [DODGE]
High

Rolled 92 (1d100)

Come on then

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>>5866454
>>5866460
>>5866463
>>5866468
>>5866708
>>5866778
>>5866852
Well, maybe a good read was all you needed, as he dashes forward with a powerful downwards swipe... That you swerve to dodge just in time. His heavy weaponry hitting the ground as you hop and swing your lance down while he can't react, connecting a direct hit! Not only that, but the place is filling up with steam too. "Over... Heating...! You little... Shit!"
It may be his old-fashioned sense of masculinity not letting him show weakness but it is clear he's in trouble now, but won't back down... All better for you though, the enemy is hurt and now it's up to you to bring the pain!
>Keep striking with your lance nonstop! [ATTACK]
>Man that "overheating" sounds like it sucks, why don't you "help" hm?
>Write-in attack! We can get creative with violence!

>>5866899
>Man that "overheating" sounds like it sucks, why don't you "help" hm?

>>5866899
>>Man that "overheating" sounds like it sucks, why don't you "help" hm?
GIT 'EM!

>>5866899
>Write-in attack! We can get creative with violence!
Make the world's tallest candle. Light your lance aflame and throw it through his head.

>>5867104
+1

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>>5867065
>>5867104
>>5867148
>>5867175
About high time for payback.
He will try to fight back, to strike again, but you push him against the wall, or more precisely... To the huge fuse box.
Hitting him with your elbow you shove him closer, shit is getting hot in here while his armor breaks down and seems to start crumbling, smoke flies out and as a last ace up his sleeve... He directs his steam to your eyes, blinding you for long enough that he's able to line up one last hit to kill you with...
But let's be real here... You don't need to see to know what to do next, do you?
Let's get cooking!
>KILL
>KILL!!!
>KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5867213
>KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!
are our socks torn or are those injuries in our legs ?

>>5867213
>KILL!!!

>>5867213
>>KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5867213
>KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5867222
The former is hot. The latter is painful.