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>>5826265
You awaken from your 5-year-long slumber. Bit of a short nap this time, but a restful one nonetheless. What now?
>See family
>Mess with mortals
>Do something else

>>5826266
>Check on Timmy

>>5826265
(Forgot to link the archive of the previous thread.
Not sure if it's entirely updated as of this post, but it probably will be soon.
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5814379/ )

>>5826266
>>5826267
+1

>>5826266
>>Do something else
Make ice frog people to live in the unclaimed section.

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>>5826267
>>5826273
You go into your tower and find Timmy. He definitely looks as though he's aged a bit. Has he been here all this time?
>Talk to Timmy
>Punish Timmy
>Reward Timmy
>Do something else

>>5826277
>Examine him and his mind

>>5826277
>Talk to Timmy
It's the least we could do.

>>5826277
>>5826279
>>5826281
+1

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>>5826279
>>5826281
>>5826283
You try to talk to Timmy.
"Hi." Is all he responds with.
You decide to scan his mind. He doesn't seem to be suffering anymore and is definitely capable of thought and happiness. He does seem very depressed, however, and seems a bit thinner since you last saw him.
>Talk more
>Punish Timmy
>Reward Timmy
>Do something else

>>5826284
>Have you been eating?
>Look for the source of the depression in his brain

>>5826284
>Ask him what he's been doing
>Offer him something to eat

>>5826286
Supporting this too.

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>>5826286
>>5826287
You ask him if he's been eating. He doesn't say anything.
You ask him if he's hungry.
"Fuck off, God." He says.
Still a bit of a little shit I guess.
You can for the source of depression in his brain. Seems it all comes from what happened in The White Inferno. Due to the nullification, the trauma has manifested in periods of depression rather than total dysfunction. A little better I suppose.
>Talk more
>Punish Timmy
>Reward Timmy
>Do something else

>>5826290
>try to alleviate the memory of the MISERY DOT

>>5826290
>Visit Seraphim Retis
We can talk about Timmy and find out the results of our test.

>>5826297
>Support that too
Need to know for the rest of the gods as well

>>5826294
Also supporting this.

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>>5826294
>>5826297
>>5826298
You attempt to get rid of the memory of The Misery Dot. The Misery Dot is beyond even your comprehension, so your powers do not work. What did you put this kid through?
You go to see Seraphim Retis.
"Oh, hey Mr. God!" She exclaims. "Just in time for your results. So, I've come to the conclusion... that I have no idea what's wrong with you! It took a while to come to that conclusion too... Anyway, what do you need?
>Talk to Retis
>Punish Retis
>Reward Retis
>Do something else

>>5826302
>Ask about little Timmy and the gods. Have any of them used her services?
>Ask how she wasn't able to know what was wrong with us. Is our psyche truly beyond understanding?

>>5826303
>Support
So if we can make something beyond our own comprehension, does that mean we can make a rock that we cannot lift? Sounds like a paradox

>>5826308
We can probably make a rock we can't lift. Last thread proved that we aren't really omniscient or omnipotent.

>>5826311
True yeah, we probably shouldn't use the Misery Dot again if it's beyond even us.

>>5826313
Agreed. Getting more info about what we're doing could be important for future reference.

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>>5826303
>>5826308
You ask her if Timmy or the other gods have been visiting her.
"Oh, yeah! I've been giving Timmy daily sessions every day since The Thrones told me to. I've also been helping with his schooling too. He seems to really have taken to Light, or Wife as you call her. As for the other gods, most of them have been in my office at least once, except for The Adversary. I guess he just doesn't like to talk about his problems."
>Talk more
>Punish Reits
>Reward Retis
>Do something else

>>5826318
>You should probably visit him yourself, for some reason the other gods do not like Adversary, even Wife.They can't relate to him at all. In fact I'm the only one that even checks on him.
>It's good he's taken to Wife, but I noticed he's gotten thinner.

>>5826318
>>5826320
+1

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>>5826320
>>5826321
"Yeah, I know. Poor boy doesn't really like to eat a lot. Says it's something about how he felt infinite starvation within The White Inferno, and now it feels weird to have a full stomach. He's not totally unhealthy, though. Light gets him to eat, and she loves making him food. In fact, at this point, he might just be her favorite child."
>Talk more
>Punish Retis
>Reward Retis
>Do something else

>>5826323
>Talk more
''What's your policy on client privacy?''

>>5826323
>>5826327
+1
I remember this being asked a few times last thread, but I don't think we ever got an answer from her about it.

>>5826327
+1
If he spills his patients secrets he is a shitty therapist

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>>5826327
>>5826328
>>5826329
"Everything is totally confidential! Unless you ask, since you're God. Lying to God would probably be a bad idea."
>Talk more
>Punish Retis
>Reward Retis
>Do something else

>>5826332
>>Reward Retis
Give him a Godly pen for his service.
>Do something else
Visit Adversary, and try to talk him into visiting the therapist like we did.

>>5826332
>"Alright, that's fair."
>Thank her for her time and gift her a divine pen that never runs out of ink
>Go see how our children are doing and how things have been going

>>5826334
supporting

(Alright, anons. I'm gonna go to bed.
Once again, sorry for not making as many updates today as usual. It's cool we made it to the second thread though! Will do more updates tomorrow.)

>>5826338
Night QM. Again don't worry about it, this is quest is pure kino and I'm looking forward to it.

>>5826334
+1
I like how when we wake up the first things we do are check Wife or check Adversary

>>5826338
Good night QM, see ya tomorrow!

>>5826334
>Reward Retis
>>Give him a Godly pen for his service.
>Go check out the bird-and-ant planet

>>5826338
Thanks for running such a baller quest, and sleep well.

>>5826332
>"Alright, that's fair."
>Thank her for her time and gift her a divine pen that never runs out of ink
>Go see the Adversary

>>5826334
>>5826346
Retis is a chick kek

>>5826338
Have a good rest QM!

>>5826349
fuck

>>5826338
No need to be sorry, jabroni. It's all good!

>>5826355
Yeah, it'd be gay if she was a dude

>>5826349
>Retis is a chick kek
Angels are angels.

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>>5826265
Oh man, those were some long couple of days, couldn't even check 4chan during all of it! Now that I I have the time on hand, better check out how my favorite quest is doin-


>You all tortured a child


**WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH** [zalgo] HHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY [/zalgo]

Ok!....ok I'm better now...anywawhAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS ON??????? WHY?! WHY????? WHAT POINT WAS THERE TO THAT???? what reason. WHAT REASON DID YOU TORTURE A **7-YEAR-OLD** CHILD!!!??? GOOD DEAR GOD-oh wait! That's supposed to be US! Who's supposed to...who should...WE should......oh fuck what do we do?

Ok ok ok okokokokokok. I have an idea, and I thiiiiink it's the only one we really got. We, we have to make the kid into a god of Wealth.

But we don't just make him into one like that! Definitely not fucking that! Because that's just backpedaling on the entire thing! What I propose we do is create a system, a system for a mortal to become a god. Be it though spiritual enlightenment, all mighty physical strength, high-end scientific advancement, or just plain old find-this-super-hard-to-find-thing. It does not matter! What matters is that it has to be some short quest for the individual, something they have to put all of their heart and might into doing it, something they can look back on and say "Hey...I did that." Something that...something that...What else are we supposed to do?

>Try to see the ways you can make an mortal into a god (And by mortal I mean something like a animal)
>Consider the very real, very evident fact that you might not just be a wholly unique soul in a world that doesn't have any other being like you
>And you might, just in fact be
>A sociopathic psychopath

>>5826418
Chillax, anon, our actions have caused untold suffering for THOUSANDS of children. :)
I don't know what they were thinking either, though.
Anyway, giving Timmy a goal to strive towards again (becoming Wealth) isn't awful, I guess.

>>5826418
It's so much worse than you think anon, not only did we torture a 7 year old child, but we inflicted pain 14 trillion times beyond divine comprehension and then beyond that

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>>5826420
>Chillax, anon, our actions have caused untold suffering for THOUSANDS of children. :)
Yeaaaaaaaaah but we never personally sent them into SUPERHELL! That we save only for gods! And then idon'tknow MADE WORSE FOR BY and I quote "infinitely more than immortal comprehension several times over"
I think those thousands of children would wipe the sweat off their brows knowing they got off scot-free.

>>5826428
Oh silly Anon! I think you're forgetting that we split him into multiple pieces making that 14 trillion times beyond divine comprehension to infinitely time IMMORTAL comprehension! ;)

>>5826418
I feel justified in knowing I was one of the few people to think sending Timmy to the White Inferno was a bad idea.

>>5826446
It's not sending him to the White Inferno that did it, it's compressing him into the Misery Dot. As I said before Wife was the one who suggested to send him there, so clearly she didn't see a problem with it. We just went way overboard.

>>5826418
>>5826429
Your posting style is so overtly embarrassing, it is evident you are new to 4chan. Please cease and learn to post properly

>>5826446
Los of anons were against it, I think. The rapid-fire nature of the quest just means that if two or three anons are posting while other people are working/eating dinner/sleeping/socializing those three anons can cause the quest to veer off down a weird tangent. It's part of the charm, desu.

>>5826456
Ok to be fair, this is the first time I had access to a desktop in a long ass time, so I might have gone a bit overzealous/idiotic there, my B.
>>5826458
Oh without a shadow of a doubt it’s one of the reasons why I love this quest lol.

I'm wondering how many of you would come over to the quest the QM runs on r9k, while I can't say 100% there's a decent chance there might be another installment tomorrow
it's got a lot of lore developed already, plus at this point the plot is heavily tied up with another drawquest by a different anon

>>5826475
No offense man, but /r9k/ isn't a place you just visit, it's where you end up when you're well and truly fucked and you've finally just given up completely.
It's for people who just want to quietly wallow in the catharsis of just giving in to hopelessness. Just a bunch of completely defeated losers.
I'm curious about what you're talking about but I doubt I can go there because I still have a bit of self-respect.

>>5826418
Chile or adult matters little as a immortal just there actions

>>5826453
Wife was huffing rocks, that hell isn't for mortal minds.
But still I feel a bitter justification, since I also consistently voted to get him out of the White Inferno when he was there.

>>5826458
The QM has said that he decides votes based on what he likes and/or what he notices. For example the initial vote that sent Timmy to the White Inferno didn't have a majority, only two people voted for that (one of those two wanted to give Wealth a chance still) while the other three were to plot our revenge against Wealth. And there was some discussion after all the votes were made, to add to that.

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>>5826334
>>5826336
>>5826346
>>5826349
You thank Retis for her time and gift her with a pen that never runs out of ink. She seems a bit confused, but she also seems to appreciate it well enough.
You go to see The Adversary. He's at his usual fishing spot, and it looks like he's started bringing Lucy fishing again.
"Oh, hey Dad. Quick nap this time, huh?" He seems in better spirits.
>Talk to him
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Go do something else

>>5827178
>Talk to him
How do you deal with traumatized kids? You have one of those.
>Oh, hi, btw, delightful eyepatched granddaughter of mine.

>>5827183
>+1
>Also complement him on seemingly cutting down on the drinking

>>5827183
>>5827190
+1 but also ask Lucy why she has an eyepatch

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>>5827183
>>5827190
>>5827211
"Uh, I don't know. I just kinda did."
You greet Lucy. She simply salutes.
You ask why Lucy has an eyepatch.
"Oh, she wants to be a soldier when she grows up, so she's been dressing up as one recently. I don't understand it, but it's a noble thing to wanna be so I don't have a problem with it."
Lucy speaks. "I will not just be a soldier, I will be commander and general of The Holy Kingdom's military!"
The Adversary laughs a bit. "Alright."
You compliment his sobriety.
"Yeah, thanks. It was a problem. I did it for Lucy, but also because my favorite uh... "liquor store" closed down. But I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that." He says that last statement with a clearly sarcastic tone.
>Talk more
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Go do something else

>>5827218
>Reward him
Give lucy a kickass magic super sword or something.

>>5827220
You can't give her that! It's not safe!

>>5827218
You know, I've noticed that the Adversary has a huge tendency to pursue physical pleasure. I think that's because he's a much more material god and has little to do with the higher spiritual realms.

>>5827220
+1, magic sword would be cool. Read Lucy's mind and make it have an energy field of her favourite colour.

>>5827218
>Reward Lucy with a magic sword in her favorite color
>Tell the Adversary about Peace's mellower 'medicine'
Tell him about the, uh, Timmy incident

>>5827220
>Reward Lucy with a magic sword in her favorite color
>Tell the Adversary about Peace's mellower 'medicine'
>Tell him about the Timmy "incident"

>>5827223
It's because he has a BLACK OUTLINE like a MORTAL
>>5827218
nonono we shouldn't just hand out a random magic sword to her, we should bless her wooden sword that she has on the ground. A holy wooden sword, shaped like and made out of the same material as a crucifix, that would be rad and holy. We can paint it her favorite color tho

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>>5827223
You gift Lucy with a giant purple super sword. It contains the power of the Gods, and when wielded by her has the power to slice through any material like butter.
She's definitely excited but is trying to hide it to keep her stone-faced soldier persona intact.
"Is that really safe?" The Adversary asks. "Well she probably can't carry it yet anyway, it's pretty big."
>Talk more
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Go do something else

>>5827233
>Tell the Adversary about Peace's mellower 'medicine'
>Tell him about the Timmy "incident"

>>5827233
>>5827237
>+1
And then-
>"Hey Ad, quick question that relates to nothing in particular, but since you like fishing so much, would you hate me if I ever created a gigantic fish monster?"

>>5827238
+1 to fish monster

>>5827233
Hmm...
>Subtly make the sword heavier, so she'll only be able to wield it to fight when she's older

>>5827237
>>5827238
This is good.

>>5827242
>+1
This as well. Easiest way to get out grandkid buff as hell.

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>>5827237
>>5827238
>>5827239
>>5827242
You tell him about the Timmy incident.
"Fuck, Dad! That's pretty fucking evil, isn't it? I mean I'm sure you had your reasons, but fuck, man. Next time you do some shit like that don't tell me so I can keep looking you in the eye. You're making me swear in front of my daughter here."
You ask him if he would be mad if you made a giant fish monster.
"I don't know. Probably not, as long as it doesn't mess with me or my family."
>Talk more
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Go do something else

>>5827248
>Tell the Adversary about Peace's mellower 'medicine'
>Make a giant fish monster

>>5827248
>"I just...don't you to able to look me in the eye because of who you think I am, but who I actually am."

>"That's extremely good to know!"
>Go off to find Fidor's missing right leg bones
>Make some short of sea monster out of/because of them
Sill on from my idea last thread of using demigod's dead bodies.

>>5827252
+1 to using the bones

Dammit why did you guys think it was a good idea to tell him we tortured a 7 year old? Good thing Adversary is chill and will probably let it slide after some time.

>>5827248
>"Yeah, don't worry son. I've been starting to go to Retis for some checkups. Have you been contacted by her about it?"
>"As for the fish, I'll keep that in mind! Thank you, son."

>>5827254
He's the kid we tend to converse most openly with, and also the best parent. I hoped for some insight.

>>5827254
+1
Yeah for christ sake don't go around telling everyone about this stupid shit, people won't react well

>>5827255
That's understandable, but did we really have to say it in front of Lucy?

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>>5827250
>>5827252
>>5827253
>>5827254
>>5827255
>>5827257
>>5827258
You ask The Adversary if he's gotten the letters about Seraphim Reits.
"Yeah, The Thrones brought me like 50 letters about it in the past 5 or so years. I keep telling them I already have a counselor at the castle, but they just grunt at me and then jump out the window."
You tell him about Peace's medicine.
"Oh. Sounds like a cool guy, I suppose."
1/2

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>>5827261
You search the ocean for a bit of Fidor's leg bone. You find the last piece that hasn't been buried or disintegrated over time.
What kind of monster will you make from it?
>A maneating abomination
>A deceitful siren
>A helpful monster
>A species of cannibals
>An otherwordly cosmic beast
>Something else
>Do something else

>>5827264
>A maneating abomination
>A deceitful siren
She's both!

>>5827264
Just make a giant bonefish... that is a GHOST!
https://myfwc.com/fishing/saltwater/recreational/bonefish/
>Bonefish... are known as "grey ghosts of the flats"

>>5827264
>>5827266
+1
Sounds cool.

>>5827264
Ok Anons, hear me out on this
>Gigantic sea coral bone titan

>>5827268
What would that look like? Would it be able to move? Does it have some territory as its own?

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>>5827271
I was kinda thinking of it looking like this mofo (But naturally stylized for the quest to protect QMs sanity). It moves cuz of magic, simple as. As for territory, why not just make it the entire sea, just have it go toe-to-toe with literally every single boat on it.

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>>5827265
>>5827266
>>5827267
You can't decide if you wanna make a bony ghost fish monster or a siren, so you decide to combine the ideas.
You create two beings, one that is trapped on a rock and is in a perpetual state of panic and that is constantly screaming old folks songs into the air, and one is a giant skeleton fish monster hellbent on eating anyone that comes near. The skeleton fish is always near the rock the screaming spirit sits on, so if any sailors decide to try and help the spirit, the fish will rise out of the water and kill the good samaritans.
Maybe some myths are what this ocean needs.
>Make another monster
>Kill The Spirit and The Fish
>Go do something else

>>5827275
That does look pretty neat, but having it be around all the sea sounds too op. Maybe in someplace that's on the opposite side of the worlds as the bonefish-siren.

>>5827276
>Make another monster
>Gigantic sea coral bone titan that haunts deep waters and attacks boats that go in its territory

>>5827276
>Go do something else


just a reminder, in case you accidentally got really caught up in the story

>>5827276
>Go do something else
>>Go check on the ant-and-bird world

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>>5827288
>>5827290
>>5827302
You create a giant bone titan, that spends most of its time lying down and sleeping in the water. If a ship comes near it, however, it will wake up and attack the ship. The only way to get it to stop is to give it a pound of gold, which will then make it lie down and allow the sailors to pass.
1/2

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>>5827311
You decide to check on Arika. What do you wanna check on?
>The Termitepeople
>The Birdpeople
>Do something else

>>5827312
>the planet in general
Is it just a grassland?

>>5827312
>The Birdpeople
How's Icebird doing?

>>5827326
+1, to start

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>>5827314
>>5827326
>>5827336
You first decide to go check out what the bird people are doing. Seems they've started living in tribes, sleeping in tents, and spending most of their time sleeping. The chief of the tribe is the one with the responsibility of hunting, and it earns him his out special tent, and the respect of the other tribe members. Looks like Icebird started his own tribe. They seem to be hunting these strange rock creatures, which you didn't create. Interesting.
1/2

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>>5827342
You then go check on the termitepeople. Seems they are also tribal, but in a different way. Tribes consist of 2-4 members, and they do not stay in one spot. Seems instead they spend their time wandering around for rock people to kill, which they do so by crucifixion after being inspired by Wife, before eating from the corpse while it's still on the cross. They also sometimes kill members of other tribes and eat them.
>Intervene
>Mess with a mortal
>Go do something else

>>5827345
>go do something else
or is it planned for tomorrow?

>>5827345
>Look into the rock people and how their society is organized
>see if there are any oceans in this planet

>>5827345
>introduce the ant-people to the bird-people and their music
>inspire camaraderie between them
>let them bond over mutual love of killing and eating rock people
Maybe they'll collaborate artistically?

>>5827349
+1

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>>5827349
>>5827350
You look into the rock creatures. They're not very smart, are animals, and move together in packs. They eat rocks to keep themselves sustained.
You decide to introduce the termites and the birds to each other. You get the kindest and most charismatic birdperson you can find to approach a tribe of termitepeople. They spend a while laughing and talking with each other, and generally having a good time until one of the termitepeople kills the birdperson with a rock. They then feed the birdperson to the babies of the tribe. It seems the termitepeople are willing to kill anyone, even if that person is someone they enjoy the company of.
>Intervene
>Mess with a mortal
>Go do something else

>>5827368
>Revive the birdperson and send it back to its people

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>>5827371
You revive the birdperson and send him back to his people. He tells his people, The Ohman Tribe, that he was murdered by a group of termites from the Eatbrain Tribe. This infuriates the rest of the tribe, and they decide to march into battle. The Ohman Tribe is one of the biggest tribes of the birdpeople, while The Eatbrain Tribe is a relatively small tribe, with only about 10 or so people. As the Ohman Tribe begins to come over the horizon, The Eatbrain Tribe sees them and starts running into battle as well.
>Intervene
>Rig in The Eatbrain Tribe's favor
>Rig in The Ohman Tribe's favor
>Let it play out
>Go do something else

>>5827380
>Rig in The Eatbrain Tribe's favor
>But also inflict upon them he curse of ARTISTIC APPRECIATION

>>5827381
>Let it play out without rigging

>>5827380
>Let it play out
There have been too few wars among the mortals.

>>5827380
>Rig in The Ohman Tribe's favor

Not sure why you would want to help out the Eatbrain tribe they are kinda dicks and traumatized Music while the Ohman tribe only made Music decently uncomfortable.

>>5827380
>Rig in The Eatbrain Tribe's favor
Birbs are cool but eatbrains are low on numbers, I say we let a few birbs get caught in casualties and then scare off the rest, maybe appear to them as some mighty beast the termies will venerate and the birbs will vilify, I say appear as a beast so they domt conflate our true form with the beast form

>>5827380
>Rig in The Ohman Tribe's favor
>But ultimately let it play out without rigging
I don't like the termites and I like the birds, but I don't want to interfere with this.

>>5827380
>Rig in The Ohman Tribe's favor

>>5827380
>Rig in The Ohman Tribe's favor

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>>5827386
>>5827388
>>5827389
>>5827390
You decide you'll rig it in the Ohman tribe's favor, by giving them a burst of energy. The Ohman have the advantage at first due to their burst of energy and their numbers, but termites are brutal killers from birth, and birds spend most of their time sleeping and lazing around. Most Ohman manage to get away, but many of them are slaughtered. Any injured bird survivors are crucified. They eventually run out of crosses though, so they start bashing in the brains of injured birdpeople with rocks.
A child termite soldier approaches an injured bird.
The bird yells at him. "YOU'LL NEVER CONQUER US, YOU PSYCHOPATHS! MOST OF OUR MEN GOT AWAY!"
The termite child tilts his head in curiosity. "Conquer?"
"Yes... Conquer... Do you not know what that word means?" The bird asks the child.
"No." The termite replies.
"TAKE OVER! DOMINATE! LIKE, KILL US ALL AND TAKE OUT LAND! CONQUER, YOU STUPID FUCK!"
The termite child seems excited. "Conquer. Conquer! Conquer, conquer, conquer! That's a good idea! Thank you, mister!"
The child then bashes in the brains of the bird. There is no joy or enjoyment in it, it never is. It's just what the termites do.
The Eatbrain tribe has not changed much in the past five years, but now they have a new word in their vocabulary. Conquer. Conquer.
>Intervene
>Mess with a mortal
>Go do something else

>>5827396
>Mess with a mortal
>inflict upon this termite child the curse of ARTISTIC APPRECIATION
>also make him unbeatable, for now

>>5827402
>Support but make him still beatable I don't want us leaving for a single year and finding all the bird tribes have been driven extinct.

>>5827396
>>5827409
Supporting this to not make the termite invincible, but then
>Go do something else
>Look at the rest of the world. Is it really just a grassland all around or are there other things?
Well this is interesting. I wonder how it'll play out.

>>5827402
+1

>>5827396
>>5827409
>>5827412
>Supporting this to not make the termite invincible
>Look at the rest of the world

>>5827409
+1

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>>5827402
>>5827409
>>5827412
>>5827413
>>5827415
>>5827428
You give the termite child the curse of having a great appreciation for art. He doesn't know it yet but he will in due time.
You decide to learn more about Arika. Arika is a planet that is almost entirely covered in green acid, with only 6 very small pieces of land sticking out of the ocean of the dangerous substance. All of the 6 pieces of land have no people, except for one. There is no grass or plant life on Arika, except for some trees, all of the land is comprised of a strange radioactive green stone.
>Mess with a mortal
>Add things to Arika
>Go do something else

>>5827440
>Check up on Icebird and the robot
>Then look at the other purple planet
Acid? Interesting. Looks like these creatures don't need much water.

>>5827440
>Add things to Arika
>create some fish that can live in the acid
>create some plants that can be used for agriculture and foraging
Also, did we ever check up on the fishpeople?

>>5827466
>this but make the fish and plants crystalloid and minerallike to match the rockpeople of this acid planet

>>5827440
>Teach the coastal Termite & Bird tribes how to make acid resistant boats
>Also, figure out how they can survive the radiation of this planet

>>5827466
>>5827467
+1

>>5827440
>make the fishpeople from our main planet acid-resistant
>give them the unique ability to travel between worlds

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>>5827450
>>5827466
>>5827467
>>5827474
>>5827495
You check up on Icebird and the robot. That particular tribe has not been affected by the recent battle just yet, so they are fine.
You create small mostly docile fish that live within the acid. These fish are poisonous, but if caught and cooked correctly, can be eaten safely. You also create a variety of plant life around the planet. All of these plants are acid-resistant, and some can even be eaten.
1/2

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>>5828166
You then decide to teach the coastal termite tribes to fish and utilize the new plant life to create acid-resistant boats. There are no coastal bird tribes, as they are all too afraid of the acid.
The termites learn quickly and soon manage to get some boats to float out on the acid. Is it really a good idea to give these guys new technology and ways to cause havoc? No. But it'll probably be entertaining. What now?
>Add to Arika
>Mess with a mortal
>Go do something else

>>5828168
>Add to Arika
An island with a mountain, whose peak descends underground below the acid sea, leading to a secret chamber. This chamber contains a shrine that can permanently activate and raise the entire island plus the underground path beneath, resulting in a cool floating island, as well as a hole in the acid sea beneath it from the island being lifted off. The floating island, once reached it's destination level, cannot be lowered or raised and will always remain at the same height, but can be moved horizontally anywhere in the planet's skies via a "pilot's chamber" somewhere inside the mountain itself (and only reveals itself when the island is raised)

I basically want an island to become and remain a floating island once activated, because it's cool

>>5828177
Yeah, sure. Why not?

>>5828168
>Do the floating island thing
>Show this island to Icebird's tribe

>>5828182
Yeah it'd be cool if Icebird's gang got it and the termites didn't. I also had that "horizontal moves ONLY" thing on the island because I thought whoever activates the island could move it to a mountain around that height and go down that way. It's a way to easier access it and leave it, I guess?

>>5828177
1+
Also, fill the hole made in the acid sea by the floating island with monsters and demons
>>5828168
>invite over some of our sons to see if they have any suggestions

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>>5828177
>>5828182
>>5828186
>>5828205
You create a small island that holds a mountain so huge that it almost reaches outside of the atmosphere of Arika. This mountain is so tall and treacherous that trying to scale it could take months to even years, but if someone did manage to get to the top they would have access to a secret chamber at the peak, which would allow the person to turn the island into a giant floating island, which can be controlled by those within the mountain. You also give Icebird a vision of this mountain. Hopefully, he will guide his tribe to find this mountain, and maybe even take its power for themselves.
>Add to Arika
>Mess with a mortal
>Go do something else

>>5828220
>Investigate the rock-creatures, see if we can figure out who made them

>>5828252
I'll support this

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>>5828252
>>5828257
You decide to find out once and for all who made the rock-creatures. It seems... no one made them. They were born through... evolution. Meaning they were created without your or any other god's interference. This... is terribly concerning.
>Add to Arika
>Mess with a mortal
>Cry
>Have an existential crisis
>Go do something else

>>5828299
>Create a diety/god of evolution to cope with the fact we don't control everything

>>5828299
>Cry
>Have an existential crisis

>>5828299
>Have an existential crisis

>>5828314
+1

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>>5828314
>>5828318
You start crying and flailing around in space, whilst having an existential crisis. You're GOD! Only YOU should get to make things! This isn't fair!
>Take out your anger on Greeth
>Take out your anger on Arika
>Cry more
>Do something else

>>5828299
>check what color their souls are
P-purple bros?

>>5828327
See >>5828328

>>5828327
>>5828328
+1

>>5828328
+1

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>>5828328
>>5828330
>>5828335
>>5828339
Their souls are blue and red... Are you just alone in this universe? Or will the other purple-souled beings one day come and dethrone you? Are you really immortal? Or is every second wasted sleeping just skipping you closer to your death? Are you really God? Are you really anything? If you can't have total control over what gets made what are you? Where did you come from? Who are you? THIS IS NOT HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE! THIS IS SUPER, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, SUPER FUCKING LAME!
>Take out your anger on Greeth
>Take out your anger on Arika
>Cry more
>Do something else

>>5828356
>Create a new dimension with every book in existence and an extremely comfy chair as a place for you to de stress
Godly man cave. Basically Adversary's fishing hole.

>>5828385
>Do this, and also summon the therapist there
We need to talk before we do something drastic, like flood the world or create a plague.

>>5828356
>Find comfort in Wife's love and body
We felt alone at the dawn of time, is this not why we made her and decided to multiply? We didn't know how our kids would turn out and yet we didn't freak out over this. Gotta get that tension and stress out

>>5828385
This, we need to chill-out.

>>5828385
+1
>>5828391
+1
Just a simple pocket dimension just for us and whoever we want, a comfy chair and endless books of whatever the fuck ever existed, and big comfy atmosphere

>>5828401
+1

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>>5828385
>>5828391
>>5828428
>>5828569
You create a small pocket dimension. Within it is a nice cozy room that contains piles of pillows to sit on, a bookshelf that contains every book that does exist and will exist, a coffee machine, a fireplace, and several huge paintings of your favorite thing, you.
>Make more pocket dimensions
>Name this pocket dimension
>Summon someone
>Cry more
>Do something else

(I apologize for the slower updates recently. Been somewhat busy this weekend.)

>>5829174
>Grant Timmy immortality
>Just relax for another 250 years

>>5829174
>>Name this pocket dimension
R&R
>Just relax for another 250 years

>>5829174
>Name this pocket dimension
>Call it the Den
>Take out a random book and read for a bit

>>5829192
+1
but first psychically check on Wife

>>5829174
>See if you can find a book regarding your soul situation
Also, isn't Red and Blue the color of Wife's personalities chosen at the Beginning? Could her personalities be tied to this somehow? Go talk about this with her. And:
>Summon a Throne here into the mancave (new name pending) and check the color of it's soul
They have purple eyes and are clone of us, so surely they have purple souls?
Though this soul thing is stressful, so:
>Read a self-help book that re-assures you about how sexy and cool and awesome you are, written by your favorite author: You

>>5829218
We actually did ask Wife about the souls a couple times. Everyone but us is Blue and Red, even Blue and Red inside Wife have a blue and red soul. Seems to just be a constant in the universe
>>5829210
Also
>Put on some pictures of Wife too
We're an egoist fuck, bur we do love Wife

>>5829226
>We actually did ask Wife about the souls a couple times. Everyone but us is Blue and Red, even Blue and Red inside Wife have a blue and red soul. Seems to just be a constant in the universe
Noted. We should check up on the Thrones then.

>>5829226
>>Put on some pictures of Wife too
>and put up pictures of the rest of our family too, including Timmy
We're a family God, after all.

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>>5829192
>>5829210
>>5829218
>>5829226
>>5829229
>>5829239
You summon a throne into the room to check the color of their souls. It seems thrones do not have souls, as they are just a copy of a fake form you took one time. They are basically just machines.
1/3

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>>5829256
You look through all the books to find a book about souls, in the hopes of finding a book that will help you understand the nature of your purple soul. All the books on souls you find are written by mortals who have no idea what they are talking about, and the other two somewhat credible ones are The Books of Love and Hate, which only give basic information about blue and red souls.
2/3

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>>5829257
You decide to honor Wife by putting up lots of paintings of her. You're in the paintings too, because of how great you are, but she gets a lot of the forefront too.
>Make more pocket dimensions
>Name this pocket dimension
>Summon someone
>Cry more
>Do something else

>>5829259
>write a book about what we know about the universe and creation itself
>also have said book describe how awesome and cool and important we are

>>5829259
>>write a book about what we know about the universe and creation itself
>>also have said book describe how awesome and cool and important we are

>>5829259
Words are for nerds, anyway
>Write a sicknasty comic book about the creation of the universe and wverything else we did, emphasizing how great we are
>Also, name this place the GODCAVE

>>5829297
>Write a sicknasty comic book about the creation of the universe and wverything else we did, emphasizing how great we are
>Also get Wife and Hate to contribute to the art
>Also, name this place the GODCAVE

>>5829259
Guys....I think we might be a narcissist

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>>5829263
>>5829291
>>5829297
>>5829300
You make a sick comic book called "Genesis" about everything from the creation of the universe to the end of The Seven Days of War. You get some help from Wife and Hate, but you do most of it yourself because you're just that awesome. What now?
>Make more pocket dimensions
>Name this pocket dimension
>Summon someone
>Do something else

>>5829341
>>5827261
Adversary mentioned that be had his own counselor advising him. Maybe we should check up on whoever that is, to make sure he's actually being advised well? After that, maybe just read some cozy romance books and drink hot cocoa mugs and chill out for a year or so.

>>5829341
>>5829344
+1

>>5829344
+1

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>>5829344
>>5829358
>>5829364
You decide to check on The Adversary's counselor to see if he's fit for the job. He's a sharp-dressed man, seems trustworthy enough, smells of dye, and has a bit of a dangerous edge about him. Hmm.
>Kill him
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Appear to him
>Speak to him
>Go do something else

>>5829378
>Read his mind, dangerous edge?

>>5829378
>What is he posing with in the picture?

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>>5829384
>>5829413
You read his mind. Seems this guy has a past in selling medicine. He seems to have even invented a type of antidepressant, which he has made a lot of money from. He also has extensive knowledge of how to kill people, stealth tactics, and how to steal. On his wall is a painting of him holding a bottle of his antidepressant, and an eyepatch hanging from a hook.
>Kill him
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Appear to him
>Speak to him
>Go do something else

>>5829378
>>5829384
>>5829413
+1

>>5829423
Wait a fucking minute, that's Peter J. Peterson!

>>5829423
>Is he Peter J. Peterson, the criminal we rewarded?

>>5829423
>Analyze the anti-depressant, is it actually effective, does it have any side-effects, and if so, which ones? What are it's ingredients?
>Read his mind/memory further to see how's he's been counseling Adversary

>>5829423
>Reward Pete for making soemthing of himself
It's something dodgy and sinister, but still something! But also
>Tell Big A to keep an eye on him

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>>5829429
>>5829433
>>5829446
Upon further inspection, this is the man formerly known as Peter J. Peterson, now known as Peter J. Nosretep... creative. You inspect his antidepressant. It seems to be mostly legit and does work, but it is very very highly priced.
When analyzing his memories of counseling The Adversary, nothing really stands out. He mostly just asks him questions and gives him prescriptions if he needs them. Interesting.
>Kill him
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Appear to him
>Speak to him
>Go do something else

>>5829456
>Appear to him
>Ask him how he got to be our son's counselor

>>5829456
>>5829457
This but appear to him in the same disguise we had when meeting him.

>>5829456
>>5829457
>Ask him what the "J." stands for

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>>5829457
>>5829464
>>5829465
Your random appearance in his home scares him so much he falls down onto his back. When he realizes it's you he calms down a bit, but he still seems nervous.
"Oh, God! What's up? Been a while... Not here to send me to eternal damnation, right?"
You ask him how he became The Adversary's counselor.
"Oh, yeah! Your son... Well, I had an incident with my other business with some unsatisfied customers that... well, let's just say... well... they tried to lynch me. So I changed my identity and went into psychology and pharmaceuticals instead. Eventually, I got a guy to pull some strings, and I got a gig working in The Holy Castle. How sick is that, huh?"
You ask him what the "J" stands for.
"Oh. Jefferson. Why?"
>Talk more
>Kill him
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Do something else

>>5829493
>>"Oh. Jefferson. Why?"
>"I was curious."
>Also tell him to take good care of Adversary (or else God knows what's coming for him, if you know what I mean)

>>5829493
>"That's great! I just wanted to see how the Adversary was doing but it's a pleasant surprise to find you here. Did you know that you're my favourite mortal living on Greeth right now? It's true. You're halfway-interesting and more than that, you helped me out with that court case! Say, how've you been doing as a counselor, lately? Anymore of those audacious get-rich-quick schemes, or have you retired on that front?"
I like Peter. I think he's a shoe-in candidate for paradise.

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>>5829499
>>5829501
You tell him to take good care of The Adversary.
"Oh, yeah! Of course! I always give Mr. A and his little child thing a good price, promise! Wouldn't wanna piss you off, would I?"
You tell him he's probably currently your favorite mortal on Greeth, and ask him if he's been coming up with any more schemes lately.
"Why thank you! Means a lot coming from... y'know... God! I've been running a scheme with my pill recently. Listen, don't tell anyone, but I've tapped into two markets, the rich, and the poor. You see, the rich actually have the money to go to pharmacies and buy these super-expensive pills. 500 bucks is basically nothing to these fuckers. And I'm sure they'd also buy them if they were cheaper, but of course, they won't, because they think the ones on the streets are some dangerous phony version of the drug. But no, it's the same product, and I'm the one peddling it to both markets! Sell it in the pharmacies for the privileged fat cats, and then put on a mask and sell 'em cheaper to the poor folk on the street. Of course, I have to launder the money I make on the street, but it's really easy, honest!"
>Talk more
>Kill him
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Do something else

>>5829513
>Reward him with the power to make his quackery real, as long as his customers believe in it
>"You've got moxie, kid."

>>5829513
>Put a curse on him where if he attempts to trick or fool Adversary or Lucy he'll turn into a statue of gold.
Just as a cautionary measure.

>>5829514
>support
>>5829530
Nah don't do that, just give him a good natured warning

>>5829530
>>5829531
I've got an idea. We'll put a curse on him so that if he turns on the Adversary or his family he'll turn to gold, but really, all it does is turn his fur a gold colour if he schemes too long. That ought to spook him without running into any long-term problems.

>>5829513
>Reward him with the power to make his quackery real, as long as his customers believe in it
>Put a curse on him where if he attempts to trick or fool Adversary or Lucy he'll turn into a statue of gold.
>(But actually it just turns his fur gold, lol, psych!)

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>>5829514
>>5829530
>>5829540
>>5829549
You decide to reward him with the power to make his quackery real, as long as he's able to successfully convince his customers to believe in it, but you also warn him that if he tries anything with Lucy or The Adversary he'll turn into a gold statue as punishment.
"Yeah! Of course! In fact, I'll give them a discount next time Mr. A buys anything from me. Thanks, God! Shit, you wanna go get a beer or something? I've got the time."
>Get a beer with Peter
>Talk more
>Kill him
>Punish him
>Reward him
>Do something else

>>5829567
>Get a beer with Peter
What happens if we get drunk, I wonder?

>>5829567
>Get a beer with Peter

>>5829567
>>Get a beer with Peter

>>5829567
>Get a beer with Peter
He's a cool guy

>>5829567
>Do something else

hopefully unintrusive

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>>5829576
>>5829585
>>5829591
>>5829593
You decide to get a beer with Peter. It couldn't hurt, and you've never had a friend you could do stuff like that with before.
1/5

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>>5829637
But then one beer turns into... many beers. Way too many beers. A deadly amount of beers.
2/5

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>>5829638
You decide it would be fun to go watch an execution. You're not sure why, but it was kind of funny. Peter seemed to enjoy it.
3/5

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>>5829639
Peter tells you some more about his past as a criminal and assassin. You tell Peter that he's a pussy, and that he couldn't hurt a fly. After a drunken brawl, he decides to prove to you his awesome killing skills. His skills are so awesome, he blindfolds himself while he does it, but he does get you to help by holding the victim down.
4/5

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>>5829642
You wake up. You feel terrible, sick, and just generally wish you had the ability to die. What now?
>See family
>Mess with mortals
>Do something else

>>5829644
>Hit Peace's medicine cabinet

>>5829644
>Resurrect mortal victims
>Send Peter a psychic thumbs up
Fun times.

>>5829644
>>5829646
>>5829647
Supporting this, but make sure that the victims don't have their memories of how they died.
Hangover's suck.

>>5829644
>See family
>>5829646
>>5829647
>>5829652
+1

>>5829644
Backing >>5829647 with >>5829652 then do >>5829646

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>>5829646
>>5829647
>>5829652
>>5829704
>>5829747
You revive and wipe the memories of the many people you terrorized and killed during your drunken night of fun. You decide you'll head to Peace's room, and check out what he has in his medicine stash. Thankfully he doesn't seem to be in his room at this time.
You only find piles of these strange stones, which are in a box labeled "Peace Rocks". The effects of these rocks change depending on how you take them. It seems Peace sets them on fire and huffs the smoke. What now?
>Huff rocks
>Eat rocks
>Snort rocks
>Inject rocks
>Take rocks into your soul
>Go do something else

(Not at home, so ID will be different.)

>>5829943
>Huff rocks

>>5829943
>Eat rocks

>>5829943
>Invite Wife there, she likes eating rocks
>Huff rock

>>5829956
+1

>>5829943
>Huff rocks
>Eat rocks
>Snort rocks
>Inject rocks
>Take rocks into your soul
Do all of these at once, or at least in order
>>5829956
>>Invite Wife there, she likes eating rocks
1+

>>5829943
>>5829956
+1

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>>5829949
>>5829954
>>5829956
>>5829970
>>5829985
>>5830194
You decide you'll ingest the rocks using all methods at the exact same time, including taking them into your soul. It seems your consciousness has been temporarily transported to an ethereal plane, and you've been given the ability to communicate with higher beings.
>Speak
>Cry
>Have an existential crisis
>Try to ground yourself
>Try something else

>>5830310
>Talk to the higher beings. How can any being be higher than God?

>>5830313
+1
It's the QM?

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>>5830313
>>5830317
You begin to communicate with the higher beings. They don't seem to like you very much.
>Ask questions
>Try to talk
>Cry
>Have an existential crisis
>Try to ground yourself
>Try something else

>>5830344
>Ask what they are talking about and who they are

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>>5830346
What are these fuckers talking about?
>Ask questions
>Try to talk
>Cry
>Have an existential crisis
>Try to ground yourself
>Try something else

>>5830344
>"If... YOU are PURPLE, and YOU two are RED... Where is BLUE?"

>>5830317
>>5830310
>he doesn't know
I know I don't pop in here all that often anymore but this is just a little too similar

>>5830351
>Laugh at them
These vestiges of our subconscious can't do shit!

>>5830353
+1

>>5830351
>Ask them what they mean by paradise.
>Ask them if there is a Blue soul.

>>5830353
Also ask them if we made them

>>5830351
>"Where am I? What is this place? What are you in relation to me? What can you tell me about myself? What did I do? Tell me. Tell me everything"

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>>5830353
>>5830354
>>5830355
>>5830360
>>5830361
>>5830362
You ask them if there is a blue soul.
They say nothing.
You laugh at them in an attempt to gain a reaction.
They say nothing.
You ask them what they mean by paradise.
They say nothing.
You ask them if we are their creator.
They speak.
>Ask questions
>Try to talk
>Cry
>Have an existential crisis
>Try to ground yourself
>Try something else

>>5830383
>Cry

>>5830383
>"Hmm... That implies that I'm not the first god, which implies that my previous, finite existence was badass enough to seize omnipotence from him! Aha! My superiority is NOT contingent on my power! It simply IS, emergent IN and OF myself! I am your superior, now, and I always was!"
>"But could you give me an explanation? If what you're saying is true, I gave myself amnesia as a side-effect of my ascension. Which is worth it, don't get me wrong, but I'm curious. Maybe I ought to recreate you. Give you your own little paradise dimension. Would that make you feel better?"

>>5830383
>Cry

>>5830383
>"Who was that person? Who was it that created you? What did I do? Who created me? What were you before I 'destroyed' you? Why are you here in this place? Please, tell me."

>>5830399
+1

>>5830383
>Try to ground yourself
If this is real, all it means is that they were all losers and we were the best. We beat them all and took what we deserved. Begone, lame specters!

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>>5830397
>>5830402
>>5830411
>>5830456
>>5830399
You begin to weep and ask them what they are and what it was you did. Seems they don't want to tell you.
You try to talk to them more. but to no avail. It seems you're free to leave this realm anytime, but you can also continue to explore it.
>Explore realm
>Go home

(Gonna go to bed for now anons. Will do updates in the morning! Sorry for much slower updates recently. This week has been a busy and tiring one!)

>>5830509
>Explore realm

>>5830511
Don't worry about it man.

>>5830509
>Explore realm
We'll do what we feel like doing. They can't stop us and we want to find the details.

>>5830511
It's all good, QM!

>>5830383
>Try to mind-read the Higher Beings
>Ask them about whoever said the purple text
Interesting thing to note, previous thread said Fidor had "communed with higher beings" to get his powers, but he then eventually said it was his Hatred for us which granted him the powers. These beings (or A Being) said "I hate you" in nice purple text. Could they be behind it, or at least know something about it? Ask them about Fidor, or how much they Hate us, and what that Hate even means. Also:
>When we eventually ground ourselves, ask Peace why his weed rocks can do this, or if he's communed with the Higher Beings before
>And try to see if it's possible to bring these Higher Beings from their plane to our plane of existence.