>>5814379
>Create yourself
Let's see what we've got to work with

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>>5814382
You create yourself. You're sure you'd be a real looker if light existed yet. What now?
>Create stars
>Create planets
>Create a God

>>5814384
Create a flat planet and a single star that circles the disk.

>>5814393
>Support, let there be light

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>>5814393
You create a flat planet with a single star that orbits it. Thanks to the star you can now see yourself. You'd probably be the most handsome being in the universe if you weren't currently the only one.
The planet you just created is currently just a big disk made of rock with nothing on it. What should we add?
>Grass
>Water
>Air
>Lava
>Life
>Fast food restaurant
>Poisonous gas

>>5814397
>Fast food restaurant

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>>5814399
You create a fast-food restaurant. Too bad no one else but you exists to enjoy it. What now?
>Grass
>Water
>Air
>Lava
>Life
>Poisonous gas
>A statue in your honor

>>5814399
>support
Why not, can you have a fast food restaurant on a barren world?

>>5814403
>Create Goddess(wife)
Awfully lonely in the void

>>5814406
Yes. We need another source of ideas.

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>>5814406
You invent the concept of loneliness by realizing you feel sad that no one is here with you. Seems the only solution is to create someone else who is on your level. What should the personality be of the Goddess you create?
>Righteous but aggressive
>Intelligent but awkward
>Odd but talented
>Dumb but hardworking

>>5814414
>Odd but talented
We can motivate ourselves. We don't need an aggressive or hardworking wife to inspire us.

>>5814414
>Righteous but aggressive
Fiery woman?

>>5814414
>Odd but talented

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>>5814417
>>5814420
>>5814422
You create two floating disembodied personalities. The red one is the righteous and aggressive wife, and the blue one is the odd but talented wife. What is our final decision? We can only pick one as to avoid accusations of greed.
>Righteous but aggressive
>Odd but talented

>>5814428
Hmm...

I'VE GOT IT!

>Merge them into one body that they can share
>Give it two mouths so they can both speak

>>5814430
Kek, support, have a double wife

>>5814428
>Righteous but aggressive

>>5814428
>>Righteous but aggressive

>>5814430
>+1
Get that dualism going

>>5814430
>+1
DOUBLE WIFE LET'S GO!

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>>5814430
>>5814431
>>5814436
>>5814440
You merge their souls into one. Looks like Red isnt too pleased with this. Blue seems fine. I suppose we must give them a body now. What kind of being should they be?
>Featureless creature
>Light energy-based lifeform
>Humanoid animal
>Human
>Lovecraftian beast

>>5814443
Hmm...
>Light energy-based lifeform
That can way it can change colour so we know which wife is speaking. Also easier to create.

>>5814443
>Humanoid animal
An owl

>>5814443
>Light energy-based lifeform
The visible spectrum between infraRed and ultraviolet(Blue)

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>>5814445
>>5814448
You make your new wife a light energy-based lifeform. Turns out, light and the fabric of existence are two very similar materials, so you were able to make her in your image. You decide that you are the God of Existence, and she is The Goddess of Light. What now?
>Bring life to the disk planet
>Give her a name
>Kill her
>Make the disk planet her domain

>>5814461
>Bring life to the disk planet
Names are for pussies.

>>5814461
That is a good point.
>Bring life to the disk planet
Make some wagies for the fast food restaurant

>>5814461
>Bring life to the disk planet

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>>5814463
>>5814465
>>5814475
You decide to add life to the disk planet. First, you add all the things life would need to survive. Oxygen, food, and water. Now we should create the main sentient species. What kind of species should it be?
>Humanoid animals
>Humans
>Insect people
>Tree people
>Walking brains
>Cyclops

>>5814481
>Mothpeople obssessed with LIGHT

>>5814484
That would be a good gift for our wife. I agree.

>>5814484
>+1
Always love myself a good moth.

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>>5814484
>>5814486
>>5814488
You decide to make a race of mothpeople who love light. You don't quite remember what a moth looks like, but you think you got close enough.
>Discard race
>Make more Mothpeople
>Make another race
>Force race to worship you
>Force race to worship Red and Blue

>>5814500
>Make race work at the fast food restaurant

>>5814500
>Allow race to choose what to worship
>Ask wife what she would like us to create
After this we'll make a moon for the disc.

>>5814507
Wait on >>5814509

>>5814507
+1. This is massively more important.

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>>5814507
You try to make the Mothpeople work at the fast food restaurant. Seems they've failed to realize what it is and have decided it will be the temple to their religion. Looks like they worship light. They've even enacted a priest of some kind.
>Intervene
>Force them to worship you
>Send wife down
>Make another race
>Wait a few thousand years

>>5814540
>Send wife down
She's Light isn't she?

>>5814540
>Send wife down
She'll correct them.

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>>5814541
>>5814543
You decide to send Wife down to correct them. Red tells them that you are the one true God and that their purpose is to work at the fast-food restaurant. Blue demands that the priest be crucified for misleading the people, and so she helps the Mothpeople build a cross to crucify him on. The Mothpeople collect all of the memorabilia and symbols of their religion and burn them in a fire in front of the restaurant.
>Reprimand wife
>Praise wife
>Intervene
>Release a plague on the people
>Create a messiah

>>5814560
>Praise wife, make love to her
I wasn't expecting that, but if she wants to enforce our dominion alright then. Let's get some kids to help us build the rest of the world like a real a primordial god.

>>5814560
>Praise wife
It's good that she showed initiative! Although, the moths' lives are short and they'll forget eventually.
>Reincarnate the priest's soul as a dark moon that eclipses the sun every night so they remember their sins

>>5814560
Couldn't have done it better myself, God I love our wife.
>>5814576
>>5814578
>+1

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>>5814578
The Priest's soul is turned into a giant blue moon with one eye, to not only make an example out of The Priest but to show the Mothpeople they are always being watched over.
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>>5814576
>>5814613
After certain activites, Wife births two sons. One is declared The God of Love, and the other is declared The God of Hate. What should you do now?
>Name your sons
>Give them the planet
>Create a race to worship them
>Kill them
>Create a domain for you and your family

>>5814634
Get each one to create their own race.

>>5814634
>Create a domain for you and your family
A separate dimension where we have some huge structure and each of our children has a separate subdimension that's attached to it.

>>5814647
>+1

>>5814647
>+1
Hell yeah.

>>5814643
>>5814647
>support both of these

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>>5814643
You instruct your two sons to create two races of their own. The God of Hate creates a race of dog people, and The God of Love creates a race of cat people. They both give their respective races books, known as The Book of Love, and The Book of Hate. The God of Love instructs his people to add to the book. Write down things they love in it, write music, write stories. The God of Hate forbids his people from adding to the book, insisting the book stay the same for eternity. Despite both having two very different philosophies, your sons forbid their people from ever going to war and actually suggest they work together.
1/3

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>>5814647
>>5814650
>>5814666
>>5814679
You create a in the sky for you and your family. It has a large tower that goes up into the void, a flowing stream of liquid souls that your people become a part of when they die, and a creature known as The Guardian who guards your domain. Your domain has two moons, one red, and one blue.
2/3

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>>5814704
You stand in your domain. You've created many things thus far. What should you do?
>Destroy the planet
>Observe the planet
>Wait a few thousand years
>Create more life
>Create more stars
>Create another planet

>>5814708
>Make love to wife again so she can birth the Adversary. Tell her to plant it on the other face of the planet discreetly so it can mess with things and create stuff for our entertainment
>Tell Sons they can do whatever they want on the planet as long as they don't destroy it or commit genocide
>Tell the Moths so expand their franchise

>>5814708
Create a second planet and more children.

>>5814708
>>Wait a few thousand years

>>5814713
I'll support this. After that though let's wait.

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>>5814713
Wife births another son, and you send him down to the planet. This son is known as The Adversary and is tasked with creating things and spreading the word of you while you remain in your domain. You also appoint Love and Hate as the leaders of the disk planet, allowing them to do what they please with it. You also instruct The Adversary to tell the Mothpeople to expand their franchise.
1/3

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>>5814737
>>5814744
One thousand years later...
2/3

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>>5814789
You awaken from your thousand-year slumber. It's time to see what's been going on down on the planet in your absence. What should you check on?
>The Adversary
>The Mothpeople
>The Cat People
>The Dog People
>Love
>Hate

>>5814792
>Everything
>Ask Wife what she wants to do

>>5814792
>>The Mothpeople
They are our first people, crafted by the greatest of all gods

Also we need to have a daughter at some point, so our children can make more gods.

>>5814798
We'll boink Wife again after we check up on things
>No verification required

>>5814792
>The Adversary

>>5814792
>The Mothpeople
Where better to start than from the bottom?

>>5814792
>The Mothpeople
I want to see if they've been doing any moth sacrifices

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>>5814797
>>5814813
>>5814828
You check on the Mothpeople. It seems in your absence they built a giant castle over where the fast-food restaurant once was. The Mothpeople formed something called "The M Empire" or "The Mpire" for short. All of the actual Mothpeople live within the walls of the castle, while everyone who lives in the city below is peasants or slaves of a different race, mostly cat people. The slaves are tasked with making food, and then bringing it to the castle. They are not allowed to actually enter the castle and instead put the food through hatches on the castle walls. The castle gates have not been opened in 500 years.
1/3

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>>5814847
Slaves spend most of their time inside of dingy stone buildings, where they are forced to make food all day, every day for their entire lives. If they misbehave or make food incorrectly, they lose a limb or an eye.
2/3

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>>5814849
Slaves who misbehave more than 5 times, practice religion other than the one made about you, or attempt to escape are either beheaded or crucified. All those who are executed are put in a field near the main city, which is also where slaves are forced to burn any kind of religious text or symbols they hold when they are first captured. What do you want to do?
>Intervene
>Visit the city
>Release a plague
>Destroy the city
>Reward the city
>Wage war on the city
>Check on something else

>>5814850
>Check The Adversary

>>5814850
>Intervene
Open the gates of the castle. There's no point in a fast food joint if there are no clients

>>5814850
You know what would be hilarious?
>Intervene
>Make the slave who have suffered the absolute most into a demigod
I just wanna see what happens.

>>5814850
>Intervene
I really like the Mpire's initiative, they're doing great but this isn't sustainable. At the dawn of time, we wanted a fast food franchise and that needs customers.

>>5814860
But you raise an excellent point. That would be hilarious. I have an idea. We make the slave that suffered the most a demigod but we also make the most zealous of the Mpire's followers a demigod. Then we can watch them fight each other and the winner will have our blessing, because they won.

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>>5814860
It seems the slave who is at this moment suffering the most is this slave named Fidor. He seems very loyal to your son's book.
1/3

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>>5814894
>I really like the Mpire's initiative, they're doing great but this isn't sustainable. At the dawn of time, we wanted a fast food franchise and that needs customers.
...*snaps fingers* a race of endlessly hungry demons that will act as there customers and will eat them unless fed.

>I have an idea. We make the slave that suffered the most a demigod but we also make the most zealous of the Mpire's followers a demigod. Then we can watch them fight each other and the winner will have our blessing, because they won.
I like the way you're thinking! But what should the prize be? Ascension to full-on godhood?

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>>5814924
You zap him with the power of the gods. Hopefully, this will work. You've never done this before.
2/3

>>5814925
A meeting with us to discuss the true nature of the universe.
What they do with that knowledge afterwards is up to them.

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>>5814927
Fidor is now an offical demigod, capable of wielding power that almost matches yours. You doubt he's going to do anything on his own though. What will you do?
>Appear to him and give him commands
>Send The God of Love to command him
>Leave him to his own devices

>>5814929
>Appear to him and give him commands
>"Rejoice, for your unbreaking faith in my son has touched me. Go forth and teach love to the empire that has forgotten it."
>"And tell them to open the door. There's no point to a fast food franchise if they don't serve the food!"

>>5814935
+1

>>5814928
Hell yeah
>>5814929
>>5814935
>+1
>Make the most zealous of the Mpire's followers a demigod as well, and say-
>"Rejoice, for your unbreaking faith in me has touched me. Go forth and teach the true meaning of work to the empire that has forgotten it."
>>"And make sure to not let anyone open the door. There's no point to a castle if you allow anyone in it after all!"

>>5814925
>...*snaps fingers* a race of endlessly hungry demons that will act as there customers and will eat them unless fed.
Genius.

>But what should the prize be? Ascension to full-on godhood?
I was thinking they could be Mperor but that ship's sailed now.

>>5814929
Aww, he's too good-natured to even hate his captors.

>>5814935
+1. Fidor should make a decent foil for the Adversary. I think this is his doing. We should definitely praise him and reward his work with whatever he wants. Within reason.

>>5814954
Ooh, this is even better. I support this as well. Let's setup a demigod fight. The winner gets to be Mperor and spread their vision after talking to us like >>5814928 says, the loser is demoted to a false god and banished from the Mpire but we're not going to stick around to enforce it, so they can just do whatever. Should be interesting.

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>>5814935
>>5814954
You appear to Fidor and give your demands. He immediately falls to his feet and begins praying to you. You have this super sick idea of making Fidor battle with a member of the Mpire. Though, it looks like Fidor is against violence. What should be done?
>Punish Fidor for questioning you
>Pick someone else to be a demigod
>Give Fidor more/different instructions
>Leave him to his own devices

>>5814986
>Give Fidor more/different instructions
Tell him that while he should always heed the Book of Love, the reality is that if you're not at least capable of some form of violence the ones that would wish you harm will never leave you alone. Alternatively tell him he's a demigod now and can just bring out the inner love in people or some other horse shit like that we just want to see demigods kill each other.

>>5814986
>teach him about extreme BDSM
Bam. Violence CAN be love.

>>5814986
>Give Fidor more/different instructions
"Fidor, I trust you as a demigod of true Love. If Love is enough, Love will prevail. Do your best and know that I am always watching you."

Now let's go ahead with the original plan. Either Fidor surprises us and proves the philosophy of Love is right or he gets beaten and we can spare his soul as a kind of reverse-demon, or angel even, that spreads Love against the Mpire.

>>5814986
>Give Fidor more/different instructions
>"Love can overcome, and endure. You do not need to phisically hurt them to defeat them. You are a demigod now, you can make them see the truth, to understand."
>"The state the way things are already lead to death and violence. The gates must open for truth to reign."
>"Was not the book of love meant to be changed and added? It is your turn to have a new revelation. This is your task; a way to cleanse the corruption of the Mpire. A way for the meek to stand against the strong. Perhaps even a way for Hate to mingle with Love."

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>>5814992
It seems your words have changed Fidor's mind about violence, mostly because it's coming from you, God. He seems determined to bring justice to The Mpire, and maybe even free his people.
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>>5815051
Fidor starts handing out sweet justice to The Mpire. He sets buildings on fire, and slaughters any Mpire supporters he sees, making sure not to kill any slave or peasant. He even uses the corpses of one of the Mpire supporters as a crayon of sorts, so that he can write on the front of the castle. He sets the flag on fire and opens the gate too for good measure. Perhaps he's going too far.
>Stop Fidor
>Find the most zealous mothman
>Leave the city
>Help Fidor

>>5815055
>Find the most zealous mothman
Yes! YES! The time has come! Lift them up and bid them slay the Apostate!

>>5815060
>Supporto
>Also while we're at it, bone a random mothwoman in the city like a true Patriarch. Make sure Wife isn't looking, not that we'd care if she does really.

>>5815055
>Find the most zealous mothman
Way to go little man! Doing better than I ever expected!

>>5815063
>Find the most zealous mothman

>>5815063
I would rather not cuck our crazy doublewife.

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>>5815060
>>5815065
When you enter the castle you expect to find a luxurious paradise full of gluttonous mothpeople. Instead, the place smells of waste, and more resembles a prison than a luxurious castle. Seems the mothpeople actually feed all of the food they are given to their animals and spend most of their time lying about in purposely uncomfortable clothes and self-mutilating as a way of punishing themselves for committing the original sin, being misled by the priest. Seems the people with the real power are the soldiers and guards outside the castle.
You find the most zealous mothperson. Seems its a guy named Kritla, who's removed both of his eyes and is currently repeatedly stabbing his eye socket with a knife. Yuck.
>Turn Kritla into a demigod
>Appear to Kritla
>Punish Kritla
>Kill Kritla
>Leave

>>5815082
>Appear to Kritla

>>5815082
>Turn Kritla into a demigod
This is a terrible situation all-around but it's excellent for a demigod battle. Let's uplift him and tell him to spread the truth of the Mpire. We can just resurrect the loser after the battle is over and tell the winning religion that they're a demon.

>>5815087
We should do this first though

>>5815087
>Support
>>5815073
What? Don't wanna spread your godly genes amongst the mortals? Blue would be fine with it she loves sharing! Although Red might be bad. Yeah probably not a good idea

>>5815087
>+1

>>5815096
I would also feel extremely bad that we banged some random chick before we even reunited with her after 1,000 years.

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>>5815087
>>5815091
>>5815096
>>5815106
You appear to Kritla, but of course, he can't see you. What now?
>Instruct him
>Make him a demigod
>Punish him
>Speak to him
>Leave

>>5815110
>>Instruct him
>>Make him a demigod
>"Rejoice, for your unbreaking faith in me has touched me. Go forth and teach the true meaning of work to the empire that has forgotten it."
>>"And make sure to not let anyone open the door. There's no point to a castle if you allow anyone in it after all!"

>>5815111
Yeah, let's do it! This was the original plan and I can't argue with trips.

>>5815111
>Support
Kek

>>5815111
Support.

>>5815111
>Support
We need to remember to pick up some of the food to snack on while they fight

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>>5815111
>>5815115
>>5815122
>>5815132
You turn Kritla into a demigod and explain your demands. Seems he is honored, but has his doubts. What will you do?
>Punish Kritla for questioning you
>Kill Kritla
>Give more/different instructions
>Convince him to convert to The Love Empire
>Convince him to convert to The Hate Empire
>Convince him to convert to The Holy Kingdom
>Leave him to his own devices

>>5815111
>+1
This guys metal as hell, I like him.

>>5815136
>"Through penance you have absolved yourself of sin. Go forth now, and enact that which you have been bid."

>>5815136
>"You are worthy because you believe you aren't worthy. Go forth and do as you will, because I can sense your belief is so strong that your will is my will."

>>5815139
>+1

>>5815139
>>5815140
+1 to these

>>5815136
>Give more/different instructions
>"I chose you because you represent all of your people. I chose your people because you could have forgotten your sin and lived in debauchery, but chose eternal cleansing. The time has come for the sin to the purged once and for all, and for the Mpire to reach it's birthright."

>>5815136
What is the Holy Kingdom? The Mpire, or something else? This is the first time "holy" or "kingdom" have appeared in the thread according to ctrl+f.

>>5815136
>Convince him to convert to The Hate Empire
Anyway, do this lol.

>>5815150
Nah don't convert him to the Hate Empire, they aren't supposed to go to war with the Love Empire as per our sons' decrees. Unless you just wanna go against their backs lol

>>5815150
It's probably something the Adversary made, since we tasked him with spreading our word before we took a nap.

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>>5815139
>>5815140
>>5815142
>>5815143
You manage to convince Kritla to fight for The Mpire. He doesn't seem to think he's worthy, but he's certainly willing.
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>>5815182
Krtila leaves the castle for the first time in 15 years, and prepares to face Fidor...
2/3

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>>5815184
Kritla flies into the sky above, before hovering towards Fidor. The smoke rises around them. The air smells of blood and fire.
“Who in God’s name are you?” Fidor asks. His voice is curious, with a hint of aggression.
“Kritla. I’ve been told by our God to come and stop your reign of terror.”
Fidor laughs. “MY reign of terror? You enslaved my people. Your armies have terrorized out planet for generations.”
Kritla seems to lose his patience. “You are foolish. You think following the words of some book will give you access to our God’s kingdom? You’re damned to The Red River like the rest of us.”
“You have no love for yourself,” Fidor spits. “And you have no love for your God. You really think he would have wanted you to mutilate yourself in this way? To murder his creations en masse?”
Kritla looks off to the side. “That doesn’t matter now. I’ve been given orders, and I will follow them. We are to battle. Are you ready?”
Fidor stares at Kritla with a fierce look in his eyes. “I suppose I am.”
The fight is about to happen...
>Root for Kritla
>Root for Fidor
>Rig in Kritla's favor
>Rig in Fidor's favor
>Stop the fight
>Kill Kritla
>Kill Fidor
>Let the fight play out
>Leave

>>5815185
>Let the fight play out
>But make sure to record it
Ooh this'll be interesting. Who do you think's going to win? My bet's on Fidor for his ferocity but Kritla is a stone-cold fanatic. This is anyone's game.

>>5815185
>Let the fight play out
>Root for Kritla to make wife happy

>>5815185
>Let the fight play out
>Get some of the fast food to snack on

>>5815155
Aren't we already going behind their backs by fucking around like this?

>>5815185
>Rig in Fidor's favor
>But make sure to record it
>Then honor Kritla as a demigod of honor and sacrifice

We just created our first political founding myth, boys. Well, second if you count the first crucifixion when our wife descended to establish the Mpire.

>>5815199
>Aren't we already going behind their backs by fucking around like this?
Yeah, but the Mpire has nothing to do with Hate or Love. We don't know how they're doing, actually.

>We just created our first political founding myth, boys. Well, second if you count the first crucifixion when our wife descended to establish the Mpire.
Ahh, but anon, rigging a demigod fight removes the whole point of having a demigod fight! I say we let 'em duke it out, have the better demigod win, and then we can spin it to the victor however we need to.

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>>5815190
>>5815196
>>5815197
The fight begins. Kritla launches into battle...
1/8

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>>5815249
Fidor launches into battle...
2/8

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>>5815251
Due to the raw power of both fighters, the moment they touch an explosion of pure energy rocks the city.
3/8

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>>5815253
4/8

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>>5815254
5/8

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>>5815256
Oh?
6/8

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>>5815257
7/8

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>>5815259
Seems Kritla is victorious. He begins feasting on Fidor's organs, which makes sense, since Kritla probably hasn't eaten in weeks.
>Reward Kritla
>Kill Kritla
>Revive Fidor
>Revive Fidor and kill Kritla
>Punish Kritla
>Leave

>>5815261
Unfortunate. Fidor lacked the resolve to be violent enough for a proper fight while Kritla didn't really want to fight.
>Reward Kritla
Tell him that he has earned the right to be Mperor and that, by finding the strength to defeat the usurper, he has redeemed the Mothpeople in our sight. We'll restore the castle and have them conduct a feast celebrating their forgiveness and new Mperor, which we will attend.
>Revive Fidor
Once Kritla is taken care of, we'll revive Fidor and tell him that in our mercy, even though he's failed our test, we're giving him the chance to atone for his sin of Hateful violence by spreading Love. We won't inform Kritla about this.

>>5815261
>Reward Kritla
Glorious Mperor and Sin_Eater of the Golden Arches! The sinful shall be offered up to him for judgement and consumption evermore, or until we get bored of him!

>Revive Fidor
You have been cleansed by your sacrifice, and are henceforth tasked with bringing those who fail to follow the Books of Love & Hate adequately to be eaten by the Mperor. God says so, shut up, do it.

>>5815289
>Support

>>5815289
Oh that's vile. I'll support it in the hopes it may lead to a rebellion or civil war in the future.

>>5815285
>+1
I ain't into vore

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>>5815289
>>5815297
>>5815298
Kritla is appointed Mperor of The Mpire, and Fidor is reduced to a slave once more. He's forced to renounce his faith in The Book of Love and spends his days slaughtering innocent people to bring to Kritla as food. The optimism in his eyes is gone, and he's given up. You bring him back to life after every suicide attempt, so he's stopped trying. What now?
>Kill Kritla
>Kill Fidor
>Make Fidor mperor
>Go do something else

>>5815317
>>Go do something else
Let's go check on the Dog People, we haven't heard of them at all.

>>5815317
Well that's an ending. The situation will be ripe to exploit in another thousand years. In the meantime, let's

>Go do something else

>>5815317
>Go do something else
Let's see the dog people

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>>5815321
>>5815322
>>5815327
You decide to check out what the dog people are doing. Seems they've formed The Empire of Hate, which is an extremely isolationist society. No one gets in, and no one gets out. The capital city (and only city), known as "The Mound" is a huge oversized underground bunker. It's said the bunker reaches to the center of the the planet. Outside of The Mound is two Love Empire soldiers. The Love Empire is very protective and supportive of The Hate Empire, and often bring food to The Mound to make sure The Hate Empire can keep themselves sustained.
>Destroy The Mound
>Open The Mound
>Kill The Guards
>Reward The Hate Empire
>Mess with The Hate Empire
>Go do something else

>>5815372
>Teleport inside the mound
They can't stop us lol, let's see what's inside.

>>5815372
>Teleport inside The Mound and inspect the Empire of Hate in more detail
We're their creator's creator's creator. If anyone is entitled to have a look, it's us. Besides, our son might be around here.

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>>5815374
>>5815375
You enter The Mound and study The Hate Empire. Seems most people within it live a very normal and devout life. They worship you, and follow the book of hate. There are no occupations since The Love Empire gives the whole Hate Empire resources and money for free, so most people spend their time on hobbies or art. Children are taught the teachings of The Book of Hate from a very very young age.
>Destroy The Mound
>Mess with The Hate Empire
>Reward The Hate Empire
>Go do something else

>>5815384
>Reward The Hate Empire

>>5815384
>>Mess with The Hate Empire
Try to cinite a little revolution so some dogs go out and start doing something more with their lives so they're not so dependent on the Love Empire. Teach them about expanding their horizons of HATE so that they can go out and hurt things on their own accords(except the Love Empire).

>>5815388
*Incite

>>5815388
Supporting. Maybe find the Adversary and have him teain the dog people to direct and use their hate for something productive and worldly?

>>5815384
I'm tempted to reward them but

>>5815388
They need to learn to HATE things. +1.

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>>5815388
>>5815391
>>5815397
Seems there's been a revolution brewing in The Mound for a while now, but until today they've been too afraid to act. You decide to temporarily give them a boost of courage. As soon as you do this the priest in this small classroom is assassinated.
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>>5815530
Well, you expected a revolution, but you didn't expect them to assassinate a priest and behead the first child they see. Is this a revolution you wanna support?
>Stop the revolution
>Reward the revolution
>Let things play out
>Open the gates
>Do something else

(ID is different because I'm posting from a different IP. I think that's what it is anyway.)

>>5815531
>Let things play out
>>5815533
Yeah that's what it is, you could use a trip to make sure it's you if you want. Though the art is distinctive

>>5815531
>Let things play out
Lol best of luck bastards, this one’s on you.

>>5815531
>Open the gates
Let it spread.

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>>5815542
>>5815543
They begin their attack. It's less of a revolutionary battle and more of a slaughter, since The Hate Empire does not have a military, as it has never had to fight a war before. So basically all the revolutionaries go around and slaughter any man, woman, or child who aren't on their side, which happens to be 75% of the population. Once everyone is killed they head for Emporer Jiko's quarters, where they kill and eat him, before beating his throne made of pure gold with a stone axe. People on this planet sure do seem to love eating each other.
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>>5815598
After a few hours The Revolution (now known as "The Werewolves") are victorious. They have no idea what to do now.
>Punish The Werewolves
>Kill The Werewolves
>Revive everyone
>Reward The Werewolves
>Instruct The Werewolves
>Go do something else

>>5815603
>Revive everyone
>Instruct The Werewolves
>"Open the gates, and show the world the new meaning of Hate"

>>5815614
>+1
>”Oh and don’t just immediately kill the people I just revived.”

>>5815614
>>5815628
+1

>>5815603
>Go do something else
Check up on our wife or children.

>>5815614
>>5815628
>>5815637
+1. The Werewolves already proved their point. Even so, they should know better than to break their covenant with the Catpeople.

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>>5815614
>>5815628
>>5815637
>>5815666
You revive all the people The Werewolves killed. Their first instinct is to try and kill them again, but you send a divine telepathic message to their leader, Logan Hirtko, and instruct him to not take their lives. He instead takes them as slave soldiers and forces them to open the gates.
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>>5815682
Logan approaches one of the Love Empire guards and demands he either sees The Emporer or wages war. This is a bluff, as Logan would never go against the book, but the guard doesn't know that and complies.
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>>5815683
Ronold Agustus, Emporer of The Love Empire, and Logan Hirtko, leader of The Werewolves and new Emporer of The Hate Empire.
"So, if it isn't the man who enabled our years of sloth and gluttony," Logan says as he sits down at the table.
"Why have you done this?" Ronold asks. "We've done you and your people nothing but favors. Shown you nothing but kindness and love."
"You allowed us to live like kings, no discipline or labor, while you allowed your own people to starve. You are a fool."
Logan is silent. He awaits your command. What should he demand of The Love Empire?
>Demand money
>Demand surrender
>Demand supplies
>Demand unification
>Force annexation
>Kill Ronold
>Go do something else

>>5815684
>Demand Love

>>5815684
>Demand unification
>"It's clear that our people can not be complete without the other."

>>5815686
This is an interesting take. +1.

>>5815686
>+1
Honestly just want to see the response.

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>>5815686
>>5815689
>>5815735
You telepathically tell Logan to demand love. He... isn't entirely sure how or why he's supposed to do this.
"Agustus... From you, and your people, I demand... love." Logan speaks with obvious uncertainty. The last word almost sounds like a question.
"Love? What? What's that supposed to mean?" Ronold asks, gobsmacked. "Have we not given you love thus far?"
Logan begins perspiring. "We want... more love?"
"What? More love? What the fuck are you talking about? How can we possibly show you more love than we've already shown you, you fucking weirdo?"
Looks like this isn't going well. What should Logan do now?
>Demand money
>Demand surrender
>Demand unification
>Force annexation
>Kill Ronold
>Demand Ronold's hand in marriage
>Commit suicide out of embarrassment
>Do something else

>>5815751
>Give Ronald a hug
>"Your people have been brothers for centuries. It's about time that you've shown it."

>>5815751
>Demand unification
>"That what I meant."

>>5815754
>>5815755
>+1
Our cover story is that we got so mad that we weren't on the same footing trade wise we did all that killing just so we are.

>>5815755
>>5815754
>these two at the same time
All in favour to Hate evil and Love self-made prosperity?

>>5815766
That's an interesting angle actually, however the people of that world seem to like eating each other a bit much for that kek

>>5815770
Hate wasting food and Love getting /fit/?

>>5815776
Now that I can get behind.

>>5815766
I wanted the Empire of Hate and the Empire of Love to unite so they can resist better against the Mpire, since they have a demigod on their side.
Maybe we should visit the Holy Kingdom and give them access to miracles so they can crusade around with paladins.

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>>5815754
>>5815755
>>5815765
>>5815766
"So you mean to tell me you killed thousands of innocent people, dethroned an emporer, revived the people you killed with what can only be described as some kind of divine sorcery, enslaved the newly revived people, intimidated my guards into bringing me to you, just so our empires can unify and we can both enjoy more fair and less one-sided trade?" Ronold laughs. "You have some strange methods, but I suppose I don't mind your goals. We can unify under two conditions: You free all the people you enslaved, and you make former Emporer Jiko your second in command. How does that sound?"
>Agree
>Disagree
>Negotiate
>Kill Ronold
>Do something else

>>5815782
>Agree
>"A toast to the new Empire of Hate and Love!"
>"But we will have to deal with who is going to be the top dog here. Or will we keep the dual crowns?"

>>5815782
This is reasonable.

>>5815785
+1. Let's suggest they keep the dual crowns for the symbolism and so that our sons don't feel like we favour one over the other.

>>5815780
Balancing them like a strategy game so they can fight an eternal war would be a fun project.

>>5815751
>>5815766
+1

>>5815782
God our kids must be so fucking mad at us right now-or not. We have literally never talked to them once beforehand so.
>>5815785
>>5815766
>+1

>>5815785
>+1
>Two Crows, symbolizing the two natures of the Progenitor Goddess
We should really ask our family for their names, and maybe spend some time with them.

>>5815803
>>5815807
Yeah, we should see them soon.
Do we do it next, or do we visit the holy kingdom first? If my guess about them is right, we might meet the Adversary there anyway

>>5815807
They do have names. They are Wife,Love,Hate and Adversary

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>>5815785
>>5815787
>>5815796
>>5815803
It seems even in times like these people can come together. Despite the famine and poverty in The Love Empire, the former isolationism of The Hate Empire, the tyranny and oppression of The Mpire, and the economic and political instability in The Holy Kingdom, two powers can rise above all odds and unify. The future of the now-unified Love and Hate Empire is not set in stone just yet. There's been talk of creating a council, somehow having two leaders rule at the same time, and even talk of abandoning the current governmental system in favor of becoming a republic. Whatever happens, it seems positive change will be coming for these two nations. Not only are both powers stronger together, but more equal trade can help ease the poverty and famine within The Love Empire. And maybe The Hate Empire can learn that hating everything isn't the right way to go about things. Have we done something good here?
>Destroy The Love and Hate Empire
>Reward The Love and Hate Empire
>Kill Ronold
>Kill Logan
>Go do something else

>>5815818
>Go do something else
We've done enough here, off to the Holy Kingdom we go.

>>5815811
Eh, might as well visit the holy kingdom first since we're already on a roll with visiting kingdoms.
>>5815822
>+1

>>5815822
>Support
But
>Cause a nuclear detonation between two cities and plant a funny saucer there. It should keep them occupied

>>5815822
Agreed.

>>5815826
But this would be funny, too.

>>5815818
>Go do something else
Off to the holy kingdom
Although I had an idea
>Reward The Love and Hate Empire
>Give them a wish granting relic. After being used breaks and spreads it's parts around the ELH and must be reforged by both a cat and dog in this exact place.
Got to spread some MCguffins around for heroes to quest in search for

>>5815833
Actually, it's spreads it's parts not just in the Empire of Love and Hate, but the entire world.
Make them work for their wish, they only get one freebie.

>>5815833
>>5815837
Ok, if-IF-we're making a wish granting relic, we're giving it limits, right? Don't want anyone to just wish "destroy the universe" and *pop* there goes all our hard work.

>>5815908
Obliviously, otherwise someone could wish that they become a god themselves and try to JRPG us.

>>5815912
Considering we were capable of creating things before creating ourselves, I doubt they would actually be able to kill us lol. Regardless, what do you think our son Adversary has been doing?

>>5815922
True, but they'll sure as hell fuck up everything we worked for if they try.

>what do you think our son Adversary has been doing?
Either jack all or something they don't think is jack all that's actually jack all. So my hopes aren't high.

>>5815925
Well, we did only tell him to make stuff in our name. Not very specific. Also like another anon mentionned we'll need to run a train on Wife to get some daughters, or build the solar system Japanese mythology style

>>5815922
I think he created the Holy Kingdom
>>5815929
More planets/planes would be good

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>>5815822
>>5815825
>>5815826
>>5815833
Before moving on, you decide to gift Logan and Ronold with a special artifact. A heart made of ruby with the ability to grant a single wish before breaking into two pieces and scattering across the land. Logan decides to allow Ronold to make the wish. Ronold wishes for something that'll make things a lot more convenient for a lot of people...
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>>5815970
2/5

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>>5815971
3/5

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>>5815972
4/5

>>5815973
>It's capable of hurting demigods
Oh no, the wish may be too powerful

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>>5815973
The heart breaks into two pieces. One piece lands in the moat of the capital of The Holy Kingdom, which is convenient since it's our next destination. The Holy Kingdom is an extremely powerful monarchy, yet its had the same monarch for the past 1000 years. That monarch is The Adversary, who has only remained king due to his immortality. The people have grown to hate The Adversary. Protests and threats of rebellion have become a daily occurrence. Taxes are through the roof, and the crime rate is astronomical. The population has also gotten out of hand, The Capital itself housing over eight hundred thousand people. All this while The Adversary stays at the top of his red and blue tower. The Adversary has conceived thousands of heirs over the years, him outliving all of them.
>Intervene
>Destroy The Kingdom
>Visit The Kingdom
>Visit The Adversary
>Do something else

>>5815978
>Visit The Adversary

>>5815978
>Visit The Adversary
Seems he took after his father

>>5815978
>Visit the Kingdom
>Thousands of heirs
Sounds like his dad alright, let's visit the place first

>>5815978
>Visit The Adversary
Let's go see how our son's been doing! As long as he's keeping the Holy Kingdom united protests are whatever.

>>5815978
>Visit the Kingdom
Haha yeah that sure sounds like our kid.

>>5815978
>Visit The Kingdom

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>>5815979
>>5815980
>>5815983
>>5815984
>>5815987
>>5815992
You decide to visit your son in The Holy Kingdom...
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>>5816004
Seems pretty unimpressed for a guy who hasn't seen his father for 1000 years.
>Punish The Adversary
>Kill The Adversary
>Reward The Adversary
>Take The Adversary home
>Mess with The Adversary
>Instruct The Adversary
>Do something else

>>5816006
>Reward The Adversary
>"You remind me of myself, so I'm going to give you a wish. Choose wisely. The only other source of a wish in this world is... well, you'll find out for yourself sooner or later."
I want to see what it is our son really wants. Besides, he'll probably squander it and that'll be entertaining. As for his lack of awe, one thousand years is nothing to a god, we practically saw him yesterday.

>>5816006
>>5816009
Support

>>5816006
>Spend some quality time with your little man, grab a beer (or beer equivalent) and catch up on all the years you've missed
We literally haven't seen them in over a 1,000 years.
>>5816009
This first tho.

>>5816012
We need to hang out with our son. I'll support this as well. After this, let's catch up with Wife and see what Hate and Love have been up to. It's good our eldest sons like each other.

>>5816006
>Do something else
>Catch up with our son and hang out with him. He reminds us of ourselves.

>>5816006
>>5816012
This.

>>5816009
>>5816012
Support these, also compliment our son's taste in women.

I've been thinking about these mortal factions. The Holy Kingdom was founded by our son but the Mpire was founded by our first mortal race directly as a result of our fast food restaurant and the teachings of Wife and is being ruled by a demigod we uplifted. Both have a strong claim to divine legitimacy, but which one of the two is holier?

>>5816029
Simple, it's the Holy Kingdom. The name says it all.

>>5816029
The Mpire has been more amusing, so Mpire.

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>>5816009
>>5816010
>>5816012
You decide to reward your son with a single wish. Being a god your son pretty much has everything he wants, but he could always have more.
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>>5816048
The sky. Empty and starless as always.
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>>5816050
And suddenly the universe fills with infinite stars. Some big, some small. Some red, some blue. Stars. Everywhere.
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>>5816052
Looks like The Adversary's wish was to fill the universe with stars. What will you do?
>Reverse the wish
>Punish The Adversary
>Kill The Adversary
>Reward The Adversary again
>Reprimand The Adversary
>Do something else

>>5816053
>Congratulate our son
>Invite him to go fishing with you under the stars

>>5816053
>Invent Hell for The Adversary and send him there
Little shit

>>5816054
Support. That was a very good wish.

>>5816053
Based Adversary
>Reward The Adversary again
>Make so each of his children is tied to one of the stars, turning them into minor gods.
It's the universal explosion

>>5816056
He's an arrogant asshole but we made him to be. He does need to be reprimanded for his hubris somehow. Hmm... I've got it! We'll create Hell and tell him he has one thousand years to make the Holy Kingdom truly worthy of its name before we throw him in there, for one year for every child he's had so far. This way, he'll get his head out of his ass and start improving things but whether he gets punished or not depends on if he manages to correct his attitude.

>>5816058
Nah that's too far. Let's just make a new law so godly enough souls can become stars after they die.

>>5816062
>Let's just make a new law so godly enough souls can become stars after they die.
That's works for me!

>>5816053
>>5816054
>>5816062
>support all these, let's catch up with our boy.

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>>5816056
>>5816058
>>5816062
>>5816067
You dislike your son's attitude, but you're humble enough to recognize it is your doing. You decide to invent a way to keep your immortal creations in check. "The White Inferno" is a pocket dimension filled with white flame. When one touches this white flame, they are forced to endure pain beyond mortal comprehension and are forced to endure visions of their darkest fears and insecurities. This place is not for mortals. There is no afterlife for mortals. As of now, all mortals join The Red River when they die. You decide it's a little unfair they aren't rewarded for living a good life, so you put in place a law that states that those who follow your will and atone for their sins can be reborn as a star after death and watch over the universe for eternity.
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>>5816087
You tell your son that if he does not change his ways and get The Holy Kingdom back on track in the next one thousand years, he will have to spend a thousand years for every child he's conceived in his lifetime in The White Inferno. This seems to knock him into shape. What now?
>Reward him again
>Send him to The White Inferno
>Kill him
>Do something else

>>5816092
>Catch up with him. Tell me son what HAVE you been doing for the last millenia?

>>5816094
>Support
>Ask if he wants to come with you to visit the rest of the family.

>>5816092
That should straighten him out, yep.

>>5816094
This, let's catch up with our son and then go meet Wife and our other sons.

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>>5816094
>>5816097
>>5816099
Your son takes you to his personal ice fishing spot. Apparently, he likes to come here to unwind. You've never heard of a god needing to unwind before. Seems like more of a mortal thing.
You ask him what he's been doing for the past thousand years.
"Partaking in the worldly pleasures I suppose. This place sucks, but it's also pretty great if you know how to get your way. I suppose I could also say I've been "ruling" the kingdom but you and I both know that's a lie."
You ask him if he'd ever want to come back and visit you and the rest of the family.
"I hope you don't take offense to me saying that I don't have much of an emotional attachment to you or them. So no, I don't really have any particular interest in seeing them. It'd be like meeting a stranger. Hell, I don't think we've even spoken before this. You can be a shitty father, y'know? Shitty God too by the looks of things... Heh. Don't Send me to eternal damnation or something for saying that. I know you're that type."
>Punish him
>Speak with him more
>Do something else

>>5816106
>Speak with him more
>We can change things around you know? The first meeting may be as a stranger, but what about the other to come? You cant go nowhere if you don't take the first step.
>But I won't force you to do it my son. Just remember that if you think I made mistakes, then don't repeat them.
I like him, he is very down to earth

>>5816106
>>5816112
>Support
Also tell him that we made him to be the Adversary, and that we're explicitely allowing him to upset creation to his leisure, even slay and devour his siblings if he really feels like it. Though if he gets murdered by doing that we won't be helping lol. Just do what we made you to do and we'll be happy. Pet him on the head after that and fly off to meet Wife

>>5816106
He's an asshole but we took a thousand year nap immediately after creating him. My feelings are mixed but he's understandable.

>>5816112
>>5816116
I'll support these, with an addition:
>"Just remember, son, I expect to see results the next time I visit. I know you're capable of acting like the god I made you to be, and you know the consequences of failure. Long as the Holy Kingdom's entertaining, you'll be fine. Get creative with it, or don't and just replicate the Mpire, but we both know you're smarter than that. I love you more than you can know."

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>>5816112
"I guess. I don't know. I'll think about it. I've thought about going back to your domain, but I don't think I'd really fit in. I don't fit in here either, half my subjects hate me. Too godly for the mortal realm and too mortal for the godly realm, ain't that something? I doubt I'll ever get the chance to make some of the mistakes you make. Though I'd guess some of those "mistakes" were intentional."
You remind him of his purpose and power.
"Yeah, I know. But what's the point? It's not gonna make me feel fulfilled, and if it does it's only gonna be temporary. In a lot of ways you're a much more complex being than I and all your creations are, but there are ways we're more complex than you. You'll live forever, make things, and never have to feel unfulfilled. We don't get that. Some of us don't even have the time to find short-term fulfillment. Here I am talking about myself like I'm a mortal... I don't know what it's like to be one of them, and I probably never will."
You tell him that as long as he keeps The Holy Kingdom running and entertaining that he'll be fine.
"Entertaining? These are... Nevermind, I'll spare you that rant. You've probably heard it before, haha. I guess I love you too. Though maybe I'm only saying that because I finally checked out that Book of Love everyone is talking about the other day."
>Punish him
>Speak with him more
>Do something else

>>5816129
Nice talk. Let's bail and go see Wife.

>>5816129
>>Speak with him more
>Too mortal for the godly realm? You come from me and the Goddess of Light, you're about as godly as your brothers are. Regardless...What do you REALLY want son?
If he can't find something, tell him we'll come back. I think we can get him a goddess or something. Dude's probably been very lonely waiting for 1000 years

>>5816129
>Do something else
Let's see what Love and Hate are up to. We messed with their empires, but maybe they liked the changes?

>>5816106
>Speak with him more
"In the end, you'll see that thousand years was nothing in the grand scheme of things. We have all the time in the world to be a family if you desire to do so. For now, show me you can be a better father and god to your people than you feel I've been. I'll come check on you in another thousand years. Make me proud."

>>5816129
see my late vote at >>5816135, but also
"Hey, just a heads up, that book is just for mortals. We're above all that. Don't forget."