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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

BUT NOW! Now your master plan is coming to fruition! After many shenanigans, you have assembled the Ultimate Drinkā„¢ ! Said to grant its drinker immense power, sure to help you in your salty runback against your nemesis sibling, Shotasniffer!

But events in the end of last thread has left you flabbergasted! Oh no!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5787572
While Quattro is flabbergasted.
"STOP CRASHING ON MY SHIP YOU MUSCLE-FOR-BRAINS PRINCESS"
"MAKE ME BOY LOVER"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5787572
I mean its not that flabberghasting, we were probably blasting MargaritaVille and woke the dad up
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>>5787577
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5787584
>>5787576
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5787584
Quattro stop screaming and turn it off
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5787584
Dad! I was just uh just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
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>>5787590
"...Why is there smoke coming out of your grill, Quattro?"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5787591
Oh that's steam. Steam from the steamed pizza, mmm steam pizza.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5787591

I was cooking Steak!

must have missed taking it off the grill over the music
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>>5787592
"Steamed...pizza?"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5787606
"Well son, I bring Grandma with me to grilled me a grllled cheese. Never hear of steamed pizza before and what toppings?"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5787606
Yeah, ol' family recipe
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>>5787612
"For steamed pizza....Despite the fact that it's a grill, spewing black smoke.....And despite being an ol' family recipe I have never heard of it?"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5787627
Its from mother's side of the family
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5787627
I must have forgotten the time due to the music. i will get rid of it and throw some meat on there. Do you want sausages or Steak?
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>>5787630
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5787638
>>5787611
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5787638
G-grandma on mothers side taught me it
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>>5787644
Wait, Grandma? Ancient Evil Sealed Under the Moon Grandma? That grandma?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5787666
>666
maybe
also
Hawaiian toppings
Obviously

also show drink to dad for taste testing
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5787666
C-cousin...Jim told me the recipe and said its old, i-its with a topping of burnt steak and...pineapple
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5787666
>>5787670
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>>5787673
"JIM. HUH?!.....Maaaaan, that jackass always teach you the weirdest things. I'll have to talk to him later. Steamed pizza. What an abomination. I'm gonna go sit over here to watch the tourney"

"Heya dad, need anything?"

"Just water is fine, Rosa. Thank you"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5787690
Rosa gives him ultimate drink by accident
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5787690
Crisis averted (for now), proceed to stealth firtbump Rosa
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>>5787695
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5787710
So is it finally time
Nothing will distract us?
Not even Betty?
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5787710
TOURNAMENT
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>>5787710
CHUG CHUG CHUG!
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>>5787716
Right. Tournament. Lightning Fist has gained a second wind and activated her Lightning Form

"I was planning to save this for later...But I...CAN"T LOSE HERE!!"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5787729
Can you grill sausages on that lighting?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5787729
Burn Lukes Outfit to Ash and embarass him in front of everybody!
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>>5787731
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5787744
comedic frying of a Skeleton commences
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5787744
Well...not much left to do but dodge until she's all tuckered out from using lightning form
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5787744
unforgivable
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5787744
Rage building
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>>5787748
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5787776
She came to regret her actions.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5787776
SHOW HER WHAT RAGE THAT DEFINITELY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MISOGYNY CAN DO TO ONE'S ENEMIES
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5787776
show her the sausage fest
or like some call it
UNLIMITED SAUSAGE WORKS
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>>5787784
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5787794
She no longer exists. Total Sausage Victory.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5787794
is she ok?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5787794
She done.
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>>5787819
"Nnnn---nnooooo...."
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5787846
do a sausage drop
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5787846
No, seriously, what is your beef with me? Come on, tell me, what did I do?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5787846
>>5787849
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>>5787848
"You were fighting to beat someone other than me, Lightning Fist. A shame it wasn't enough. Perhaps next time, you could come to the BBQ instead"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5787861
Luke wins to a mix of cheers and boos, Weiner drop re-contextualized by the yellow papers as "LUKE GIVES BEATEN WOMEN HIS MEAT?!?"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5787861
I can't believe Lolisniffer didn't notice Quattor was wearing a sick suit during that entire exchange they had.
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>>5787869
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5787884
Go back to the good ol' Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses then. Besides we can worry about cool outfits after we've powered ourselves up
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>>5787886
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5787897
classic is the best tho
adds vanilla flavour
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5787897
Allright now that we've mixed the ULTIMATE DRINK let's bring Rasputin in to help us with sealing the book.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5787897
Maybe it was the afro that was missing
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>>5787900
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5787910
Now seal that book and place it somewhere for Lolisniffer to find but not think that we moved it
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5787910
don't be so grump
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>>5787914
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5787921
do you have a straw and mini umbrella?
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5787921
One last gambit!
Black yellow suit equip!
Afro equip!
Aaawwww yah also equip.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5787921
Seal up the book then see if we have a ghost/psionic/possession proof room to enjoy our drink in
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>>5787927
Always
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5787937
perfect
give book Rasputin for possession keeping in check and slurp the drink while watching sunset
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5787937
>>5787934
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5787941
Sealing up the book....
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5787962
more ductape
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5787962
Keep watching the tournament Dad, next are Betty fighting Cool McGuy
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>>5787963
And thus the book is sealed, away from Dad's prying eyes. Surely nothing terrible will happen now!

OP is sleepy tho so thread on hold for now. Meanwhile, vote for whoever's the next tourney match is:

- Samurai mecha pilot
- Cowboy
- Witch
- Bandit with a boomerang
- Hunter Archer
- Tribal Warrior
- Demon
- Ironclad
- lmao 2kat
- Cool McGuy
- [free space]

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5787978
Gar from the dead
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>>5787978
oh and thanks for bread OP
rest well
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5787978
>Witch
Because it's October
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5787978
Some guy we dragged in because we had an odd-numbered roster and had to make it even at the last second
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5787978
shmerg
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>>5787978
Vampirates!
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>>5787978
Time Wizard
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>>5787978
[free space]
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>>5787978
I summon..... OP!
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>>5792708
Nuooh
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5792721
absolutely yes
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thread soonā„¢

here's the roster so we can pick easier
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5794732
Time Wizard seems pretty cool. Does he just go around and hit stuff with his giant clock?
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>>5794737
Yes
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>>5794738
I hope he throw out catchphrases like
>It's time to CLOCK-OUT!
>It's a QUARTER PAST your DOOM!
>Even a broken clock HITS TWICE A DAY!
>It's time for a TIME OUT!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5794732
I'm thinking Jeanne and Ken vs Tribal Warrior and Hunter Archer for the next round. And then halfway through the match we release the dinosaurs.
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>>5794732
all my money is on shmerg
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>>5794732
Schmerg but in a sweater
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5794732
I'm going all in on my nigga Gar. For real
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Abandon hope, ye who enters bread. For OP is the Great Deceiver, the False Baker, and he will leave you with nothing.
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>>5795156
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>>5795167
Am I wrong though?
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>>5795183
OP has never lied to anyone ever
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5795189
Post Shmerg to make up for your tardiness.
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>>5795191
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5795200
Yay. Now get to the next battle >>5794768
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>>5795203
"Oooo. Next up on the card is a 4 way fight"

"What, like a team fight? Or is it everyone for themselves?"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5795213
Actually it seems to be three people ganging up on one guy
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5795213
It's a Tag Team battle.
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>>5795217
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5795221
Rasputin herds a slightly reluctant Jeanne and Ken towards the Arena entrance.
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>>5795224
"Come now, you two. Time for your fight of the day"

"Aww man, so soon?"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5795234
Don't keep the fight fans waitingm, they need more carnage.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5795234
This isn't a vacation
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>>5795200
this is the entire contents of all my dreams
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>>5795240
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5795234
Luke and Olessa in the other corner
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>>5795248
"You already used up your vacation days last month!"
Thank you Marian, now off you go, you two, go get 'em
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5795248
Get in the Arena already, Rasputin has to prep the stage hazards and dinosaur cages.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5795253
I need a vacation as well
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>>5795255
>>5795253
"Don't look at me like that"
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5795259
Chuck her in to the arena.
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>>5795260
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5795268
AAAND ON THE OTHER CORNEEER SKELETOOONKILLER MCPALADIN AND HIS TAAAAAG KILLMURDER VON GENOCIIIIDE
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5795268
Now go and prep the Dinosaur cages >>5795254
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>>5795274
"Hey, isn't this the Luke n Jeanne VS Hunter Archer and Tribal Warrior fight tho"

"Maybe those are the names of the Archer and Tribal warrior"

"That can't be right, that doesn't fit their theming at all!"

"Maybe they just hate their given birth names. Perhaps they were forced into a lifestyle predetermined by their parents. Thus lashed out and moved away from their given titles, pursuing career paths that has nothing to do with what their parents planned for them"

"YOu're talking out of your ass"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5795296
Archer starts off the fight by shooting an arrow in Luke's eye
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5795296
It appears the announcer is retarded and has been replaced with a new one that understands that the fight is between two teams of Ken + Jeanne and Hunter Archer + Tribal Warrior
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>>5795302
And the crowd goes wild
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5795321
Ring the big gong to signal the start of the fight.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5795321
ring the really big gong(TM)
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>>5795324
>>5795332
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5795335
BEGIN!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5795335
How disillusioning
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>>5795347
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5795368
It's a tag match, so it starts with tribal v Ken
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>>5795379
OH SHIT
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5795393
Ken effortlessly knocks out Tribal

>captcha: TV4DAY
This'll be kino
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>>5795422
"KEN WAS QUICKER ON THE DRAW! COULD THIS BE IT FOR THE TRIBAL WARRIOR, FOLKS?!"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5795424
No, he's strong against ranged attacks. He's coming in!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5795424
cocaine
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>>5795426
"...BUT WAIT?! WHAT IS THIS?! SOMEBODY LEFT COCAINE IN THE ANNOUNCER BOOTH! DON'T WORRY FOLKS. I'LL GET RID OF IT FOR EVERYONE'S SAFETY!"

*loud snorting*
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5795433

Tribal gets snorted too
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5795433
>>5795424
If Ken has beaten the tribal, tag team rules would say that the green team has simply won. So let's roll whether tribal manages to tag in archer before he dies
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>>5795440
wew
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>>5795439
"Y-you want me to inhale him?"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5795443
LOOK OUT KEN HE'S STILL KICKIN' AND HE'S COMING IN FOR A SLOBBERKNOCKER!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5795443
yes, it's tradition
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>>5795446
That's a bit stupid, innit?
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>>5795446
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>>5795448

yeah, it's why people keep trying to make others follow the tradition while holding back giggles
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5795450
SO anyways, the story moves forwards with epic explosions, girls with super fat tits, and progression of the plot
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>>5795454
Ken is doubting your intentions
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5795463

I roll to seduce Ken
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5795463
"SNIFF ME YOU GREEN BORING MAN"
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>>5795466
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5795486
The Tribal demands to be sniffed
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Rolled 30 (1d80)

>>5795486
it works, unfortunately, I can only roll 1d80s now.

anyways: anime
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>>5795489
"TOO MUCH OF A WUSS TO TAKE IN A WHIFF OF THIS MANLY MUSK, AINTCHA?!"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5795498
Jump him, force the musk on him!
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>>5795500
"AAAND THE TRIBAL WARRIOR CHARGES FORWARD AS KEN IS SHOCKED FROM HIS DEGENERACY! SURELY IT WAS ALL MIND GAMES MEANT TO THROW KEN OFF HIS GAME. AND NOT BECAUSE THE TRIBAL'S A WEIRD FUCK"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5795526
Of course, now TRY TO GET OUT OF MELEE RANGE KEN YOU CAN'T CQC FOR SHIT
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5795537
CAN HE GET OUT OF THERE IN TIME?
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5795543
Duck underneath his strike and tackle him! It's the last thing he'd expect!
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>>5795543
>Rolled 45 (1d100)

Yeah. OK.
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>>5795545
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5795558
"AW YES GET CLOSE AND SMELL THE SCENT OF 100 YEARS OF UNWASHED MANLINESS"

Jeanne and Archer are just staring
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5795558
THROW HIM TO THE GROUND!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5795558
Now shoot him in the back!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5795566
CAN HE DO IT
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5795577
Can he do it?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5795577
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>>5795579
HE DID IT
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5795585
NOW PUT ON YOUR SCARY FACE AND EXECUTE THIS DUDE
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5795585
Bask in the cheers of the crowd.
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>>5795589
"YEAAAAA"

"HE'S KENOUGH"

"OH SHIT WATCHOUT FOR THAT LEGSWEEP"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5795593
Meanwhile, Jeanne got shot in the knee.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5795593
Legwhat?
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>>5795605
"oh shit"
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>>5795610
ACTIVATE ROCKET BOOTS AND GET THE HEIGHT ADVANTAGE WHILE SHOOTING
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5795613
KEN ACTIVATES THE ROCKETS MID-FALL!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5795630
Superman fly into this barbarian.
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>>5795633
Screaming gibberish like Raiden from Mortal Kombat optional
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5795663
Slam the barbarian into the ground.
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>>5795718
As Ken slams the Tribal Barb into the ground, Jeanne must now grapple with the fact that Ken has twice dove headfirst into the stinky tribal
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5795720
Think about how many baths you need to take together to get rid of the stench.
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>>5795722
"Wait....together?"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5795726
Shit did she say that out loud?
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>>5795730
Yes. Said the entire arena
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5795738
Errrrrrrrr...... Look over there! A three-headed monkey!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5795738
Jeanne got shot in the knee by Hunter Archer.
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>>5795747
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5795754
FUS RO DAH
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>>5795755
oh shit it;s 7AM. I gotta go lie down. Thread suspended

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

Rise, OP. We call you from your slumber.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5795777
it's an exploding arrow
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5796914
can't be long now
boy i do love me some op, what a good guy
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I uh, took a quick nap before thread continues


Turned out It was not a quick nap
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5797839
Start slapping anon awake
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>>5797840
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5797842
Anon effortlessly annihilates OP and goes back to sleep.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5797842
Last time on Quattro Mattro hour!
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>>5797849
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5797856
Revive OP using the power of Quattro.
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>>5797859
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5797865
OP has become Quattro's biggest fan.
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>>5797869
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>>5797865
we enter the fight as Ken's fate has turned and the savage is ripping out Ken's arm!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5797880
>>5797879
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5797879
Jeanne uses OP as a projectile against the Hunter Archer, as revenge for letting her get shot in the knee.
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>>5797881
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5797888
Jeanne uses the ultimate power of God: A gun, to drive the Barbarian away.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5797888
since outside interference is not allowed, Jeanne cannot do anything until tagged in. Ken must make the ultimate sacrifice to reach her: he must yank his own arm off, jump to the ropes and tag in Jeanne.

looks like Ken will need a sick ass cyborg arm
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5797891
CAN SHE SAVE HIM
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5797898
Maybe
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5797898
It's possible.
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>>5797901
More like 'impossible', hey hey hey.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5797898
Can't see if my roll went through
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>>5797914
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5797921
Neat pew pew away!
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>>5797928
The Archer prevents Jeanne from providing further fire support!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5797937
Get some distance Ken and start using your own guns!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5797941
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5797952
stop rigging dice, OP
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5797952
Dag yo
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Rolled 10098537 (1d100)

>>5797952
We shooted him and win ez
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>>5797956
THE TRIBAL DODGES KEN'S ATTACKS
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5797969
Launch wrist rockets
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>>5797969
ACTIVATE YOUR SANDEVISTAN KEN
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5797969
>>5797972
ROLL
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5797969
the tribal gets kicked in the balls
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>>5797974
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5797985
H-HE'S FAST!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5797985
kick balls and chew ass
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>>5797988
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5798000
BLAST TRIBAL WARRIOR'S BRAINS ALL OVER THE PAVEMENT!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5798000
Flip him out of the arena.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5798000
Suplex throw ring out techniques
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5798005
Surely with a +40 bonus, Ken can't miss
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5798029
Hey when you put it like that, we're definitely gonna miss.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5798029
Don't call me Shirley
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>>5798032
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5798047
That's the Shirley head tap.
Target downed
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>>5798060
With the Tribal Warrior down and out, it's time for the Hunter Archer to tag in. Will he be able to win against the combined might of Ken and Jeanne?! And what about the dinosaurs soon to be released into the arena to spice things up?!

Find out....next time. Cuz it's almost 5 AM and I gotta sleep.

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5798064
The ref comes in to call the match, tag matches ending if any one competitor is defeated, but he is struck down by Jeanne who is trying to shoot the archer
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5798886
>>5798064
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>>5798886
>>5798888
this nigga tryna vote post bread
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>ITT: newfag doesn't understand how OP runs his quests
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>>5799020
counterpoint: bread
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5799020
>>5799003
I've been in this since skeleton island, I almost always post post bread and I will not stop

Summoning OP btw
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>>5800079
>skeleton island
Holy newfag Batmane
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>>5800101
I was also here for a bunch of the oh shit niggas before that but the memory gets hazy there.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5803801
rattling intensifies
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5803801
Explosion.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5803801
AAHH SKELETON
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>>5803806
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5803809
MOAR
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5803809
Did the skeleton cause that explosion?
We may never know for sure
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5803809
Go toward the explosion with sunglasse on.
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>>5803811
>>5803812
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5803809
DOUBLE explosion
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5803815
MARIAN EXPLOSION
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5803815
Triple the explosion.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5803815
Explosion directly into the plot
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>>5803819
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5803821
Directed by Michael Bay
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5803821
LOLISNIFFER EXPLOSION
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5803821
And then nothing but silence that makes the skeleton think about what he (may) have done
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>>5803825
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5803827
Now back to Hunter Archer dashing away form Ken Blast range and also shot him him in the knee.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5803827
What's Shotasniffer doing
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>>5803829
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5803831
Don't worry, you still have your other knee, and he wouldn't be so rude as to shoot both
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>>5803835
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>>5803844
okay now tag Jeanne in
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5803844
Ghastly, but at least he hasn't shot both of the elbows as well.
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>>5803846
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5803844
>>5803845
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5803847
Still far from being a pincushion, this is fine!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5803847
This Hunter Archer has no honor!
But we have less. Jeanne ambushes him while he is distracted
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5803847
Greg shows up
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>>5803856
MEANWHILE, BACK UP IN THE VIP ROOM
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5803858
Whatcha boys and girls doing!?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5803858
"I used to be an cowboy out west with Uncle Texas and Aunt Georgia until I got shot in the knee." -Arizona
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>>5803858
cookies?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5803858
>>5803861
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>>5803860
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5803866
Alright Ken. Tag Jeanne in so you can get shared XP!
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5803866
Arizona sounds like a girl name
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5803866
Wasn't this thing supposed to be about Quattro!? Give me more quattro
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>>5803870
"I mean, yeah"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5803876
We should get back to the fight. Jeanne is rushing the Hunter Archer
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5803876
I thought it's just unfortunately named boy with anger issues
so what brings greg here
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>>5803876
oh my god how embarrassing, Arizona even LOOKS like a girl
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5803880
>>5803880
>>5803876
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>>5803877
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5803885
CALL IN THE ORBITAL LASER ON HUNTER ARCHER
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5803886
OH SHIT
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5803888
nyeh
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5803888
EXTERMINATUS
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5803888
In response Hunter Archer calls in his Oribital Ballista
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>>5803889
THE HUNTER ARCHER TRIES TO SHOOT JEANE'S HAND! BUT SHE PULLED AWAY IN TIME!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5803893
THROW UP AN ENERGY SHIELD WHILE WE ACTIVATE THE LASER
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5803893
Fire the tournament legal orbital strike
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5803895
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5803897
a green man screams at the Hunter to dodge!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5803897
kablooey
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5803897
pa pow
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5803897
GET OUTTA THE WAY
I'M ROLLING HERE
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>>5803902
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5803904
Target OP at maximum firepower
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5803904
The tape is destroyed by the orbital strike
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5803904
should've gone back to two dice system if you want to fuck people over
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>>5803905
>>5803906
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5803909
Oh no
it was getter rays
OP is getting more powerful!
HE IS EVOLVING
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>>5803911
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5803913
but turns out that spherical OP being is already at height of evolution.
So he now just can summon poak buns out of sheer nothing as a bonus.
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>>5803915
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5803918
right, the fight.
is archer daijobu?
how does tournament chart looks like now.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5803919
QUICK! Roll to see if he has any HP left!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5803920
look at him gobbled that poakbun pretty fast
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>>5803921
Jeanne is not pleased with this development
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5803922
at this rate people might think that orbital lasers are a joke
unacceptable
drop a satellite on him
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5803923
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5803924
ACTIVATE PRO GAMER MOVE
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5803924
nyeh
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5803926
>>5803925
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5803927
oh come on now
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5803927
YOU AINT ROLLING DICE PROPER
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5803932
OH SHIT HE ABUSED I-FRAMES TO GET OUTTA THERE
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5803935
fucking dexfags I swear
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5803936
IS THIS THE END FOR KEN AND JEANNE?
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>>5803939
MARIAN SENDS IN GUNBUSTER G AS AN ASSIST
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5803940
ROLL
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5803939
maybe
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>>5803941
>>5803940
GUNBUSTER G COMES IN FOR THE ASSIST! BUT IS GRAPPLED BY A SUDDEN ATTACK FROM A SPIKY DRAGON DINOSAUR MONSTER THAT DEFINITELY DOESN'T RESEMBLE ANYTHING COPYRIGHTED
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5803944
HAVE GUNBUSTER G ACTIVATE ITS TIME MACHINE TO TELEPORT BEHIND THE DRAGON AND GRAPPLE IT
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5803945
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5803947
nyeh
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>>5803950
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5803954
SUPLEX
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>>5803965
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5803967
CHEST BEAM THE DRAGON THROUGH THE BODY FOR EXTRA DISRESPECT
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5803967
>>5803970
we don't have budget for that. switch to greg sharing his cookies in meanwhile
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>>5803970
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5803974
"As yea, I broke out your mother out from your moon imprisonment to made you cookie and a sandwich, Lolisniffer."- Greg
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5803974
"JEANNE GET IN GUNBUSTER G" SHOUTS MARIAN
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5803974
>>5803976
"Greg, why"
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>>5803976
spit take
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5803981
>>5803980
"She asked nicely. Also I can't ignore a person who bakes cookies like me."
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>>5803983
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>>5803989
>>5803977
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5803989
Gunbuster gets bodied by a cowboy mech
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5803989
>>5803991
FESTER WINCHESTER?
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>>5803991
The Cowboy yells about this is not part of the match and Hunter and Jeanne needs to resolve their fight by themselves
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5803995
KEN THROWS JEANNE AN EXOSUIT MODELED AFTER THAT ONE CRAZY CHICK FROM SKELETON ISLAND 2
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5803995
they are both disqualified for involving 3rd party
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5803995
Both Hunter and Jeanne boo the mech
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>>5803999
Surely this fight can't end like that!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5804006
NAH
>>5803997
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5804006
>>5804000
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5804006
why not
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>>5804008
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5804014
WITH THIS NEW POWER UP, CHARGE RIGHT AT HUNTER ARCHER JEANNE!
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>>5804015
WHAM!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5804017
Nice design Ken, clearly didn't steal it
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>>5804019
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5804020
bootleg ken
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>>5804023
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5804025
HUNTER ARCHER IS ON THEIR LAST LEGS
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO COME BACK FROM THIS?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5804027
THIS IS IT! THE DESPERATION MOVE! HE'S GONNA TRY STABBING HIS LAST ARROW INTO JEANE'S EXOSUIT CORE!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5804028
DOES SHE DO IT?
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>>5804030
She did it
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5804032
HUNTER ARCHER AND TRIBAL WARRIOR HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! KEN AND JEANNE MOVE ONTO THE NEXT ROUND
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>>5804033
And there was much rejoicing
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5804032
>>5804033
SADLY , ON REWATCH OF THE TAPE,THE COWBOY INTERFERENCE *DID* LEAD TO A MUTUAL DISQUALIFICATION. SAD.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5804034
alright, lets get back to Quattro
FINALLY
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5804034
>>5804035
...on fester and marian
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>>5804036
MEANWHILE. BACK IN THE VIP ROOM

Huh, Dad's arguing with Greg about something

"...the last time she got out, she tried to absorb everything, Greg!"

"Well she told me she's really sorry about that! She's just cranky after waking up! Plus you should call your mother sometimes. Maybe that's why she's so cranky!"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5804038
DRINK THE DRINK WHILE DAD'S DISTRACTED WITH GREG
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5804039
OH SHIT
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5804041
EASY AS BUTTER
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5804041
CHUG
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5804044
WOOOOAAAAA
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5804047
ENERGY OVERFLOWING
GULP
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5804047
DIGEST!
DIGEST!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5804049
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5804060
"DID HE DRINK THE BREW? THAT'S WORSE THAN MOM BEING FREE."
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5804060
QUATTRO NOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5804061
>>5804062
THE VIP BOOTH BURSTS WITH A SURGE OF POWER! THE AUDIENCE DIDN'T NOTICE IT DUE TO THE HYPE HAPPENING DOWN IN THE ARENA!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5804065
Quattro starts floating above the arena
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>>5804066
"Goddamnit, who taught him to make that? The only source of the recipe is in the book I kept hidden!"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5804069
Quattro, Quattro all over them
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5804069
T-pose is such close guarded secret?
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>>5804072
First skeleton to earn a Quatrillion dollars
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5804086
>the entire moon starts glowing yellow
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5804086
"HAHAHA DID THAT IDIOT THINK I WAS GONNA POSSESS HIM, IT'S MUCH WORSE THAN THAT"
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>>5804089
"Damnit! Greg, Quattro drank the Ultimate Drink! If he can't control it, the immense power will start going haywire and start blowing up everything! we HAVE to beat his ass!"

"Wait, why? And how do you know this?"

"Cuz long before I came into your service, I had a partner in crime, and we created this recipe long ago to defeat our enemies"

"Why?"

"iunno, thought it would be funny"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5804096
>>5804090
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5804096
but if quattro CAN control it?
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>>5804100
"YOU!"

"SURPRISE FUCKER! THOUGH YOU COULD KEEP ME IN THIS FUCKING BOOK FOREVER?!"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5804104
IT WAS ALL A PLOY TO UNLEASH THE GUY INSIDE THE BOOK OH NO
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5804104
but did it help quattro tho?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5804104
weren't you encased in the most powerful material know to this universe?
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>>5804109
"THE POWER BURST LOOSENED UP THE DUCT TAPE! ALL PART OF THE PLAAAAAAAAAAN"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5804112
"Is this the guy you went on your trips with in your teens, son? I told you never to associate with him again."
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>>5804113
"Yeah well that's why I sealed him in the book"

"You can't just kept sealing up powerful entities, son. No half-measures. You gotta kill em"

"Well I dunno mooooom, maybe I'm just sentimental like that and don't want to murder people I've personally known for a long time....WAIT WHY ARE YOU HERE"
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>>5804118
She wanted to watch the tournament, obviously.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5804118
1. Greg had this very good cookie recipe she just had to try out.

2. She's witnessing a disaster in the making with Quattro's fuck up.

3. Annoying her son.
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>>5804123
>>5804121
"Pretty much all of these, yeah"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5804133
"Also you clearly aren't sentimental, you only sealed him because you were lazy and didn't want to share with him in [CENSORED] little girls"
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>>5804135
"If I wasn't, you'd be dead instead, muuuuutherrrrr"

"You couldn't kill me if you tried, ya big softy"

"nyyyyeeehhh"


I gotta uh, leave now. Thread on hold until...it's not.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5804136
thanks for bread OP
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Yer two days are up OP
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>>5808116
Maybe OP forgot how to count again
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>>5808279
I have you know I got approximate knowledge of how to count
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Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>5808760
sure, how many fingers I'm holding?
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>>5808799
At least 1
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5808836
he knows how to count
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5809007
OH MY GOD STEVE HAS ENTERED THE TOURNAMENT
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>>5809009
"Wait what?! Since when?! I didn't enter! There's not even an open slot!"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5809010
Intimidated by Steve's EXTREME POWER, the organizers have made an exception for him, adding him as THE WILDCARD!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5809010
No the other Steve
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>>5809012
"Oh okay, phew. Which one is that?"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5809018
the one not in the full body cast. Get the hammer boys we are getting him out.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5809022
>>5809018
This is going to be amazing, Steve is renowned as the strongest fighter in the family, stronger perhaps than dad.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5809022
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5809030
nyeh
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5809030
Steve gives thanks to Anons short attention span as he dodges the tournament like a champion.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5809030
get out there champ. you got this.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5809030
the champ is revealed
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>>5809039
bonk
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5809045
let's try that again.

SHOW ME HIS BODY, HEALED AND STEELED
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5809045
And some how it frees him
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>>5809048
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>>5809051
It's...
IT'S...!

It's Steve.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5809054
>>5809051
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5809051
perfect form revealed. Shining in glorious gold.
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>>5809058
THE STEVEMPEROR OF STEVEKIND
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5809068
Stride in to the Arena, oh Strongest of all Skeletons!
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>>5809071
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5809072
And StevEmperor's opponent is: Demon, with a side dish of even more Demons.
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>>5809073
"Why's this guy so shiny?"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5809076
...Perish, creature of the Empyrean. Defile me and my siblings presence no longer
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5809076
Polite clapping by audience members
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>>5809076
simply annihilate them and take your place in the bracket.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5809083
jeez gotta stop forgetting to roll
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>>5809080
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5809094
Annihilate.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5809094
Then, their was betrayal to Stevekind and SteveEmperor got.struck by the Stevehammer. Crippling him, but who?
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5809094
okay back to your regularly scheduled tournament
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>>5809097
NO! THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL ! BUT WHO?!....STEVERUS!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5809105
Ultimate Duel between StevEmperor and Steverus the Arch traitor
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5809105
is this happening on the tournament grounds?
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>>5809107
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5809113
"I will lend Stevekind to a glorious age then you father with the assist of Steve the Necromancy, the first even Steve! RATTLE EM BOYS!"
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>>5809114
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5809118
whose fight's next?
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5809118
Then the Skele Orks entered the imaginatioms
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>>5809119
Ah right. Tribal Warrior and Hunter Archer are out. Luke, Jeane and Ken have passed their rounds and won't fight again until the current bracket finishes.

The next to fight are...
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5809129
DON'T RATTLE ME BONES! WATCH OUT HERE I COME!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5809129
Cool McCool guy!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5809129
Shmerg's fighting the Demon. A low stakes one.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5809129
The Witch
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>>5809132
Are you suuuuuure
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5809129
Boy vs Cool McGuy
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5809141
you don't like it? what would you prefer op?
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>>5809143
I don't mind any combination, I'm just asking for confirmation
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5809144
then ye, confirm
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5809144
IT'S TIME FOR VAMPIRATE TO STEAL THE SHOW!
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>>5809145
And so the next bout is decided. The audience cheers as both fighters make their way to the arena.

Nobody has noticed quattro floating and glowing above
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5809152
Quattro sits back down to enjoy the fights
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5809154
>>5809152
that's right, quattro is such a chill guy he can just lean back despite the potion
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>>5809154
Quattro puts the transformation on hold and floats back down to watch the next round...

"Quattro, what did I say about going though daddy's stuff?"

"oh shit"
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>>5809159
I'm just taking initiative dad
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5809159
The Demon starts launching iron nails
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>>5809169
As things escalate up in the VIP booth, we pan the camera back down to the Arena
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5809174
Shmerg uses her sexy dance moves to dodge.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5809174
Shmerg whips out a crucifix to banish the demon
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5809174
Shmerg is unaffected by iron!
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>>5809188
>>5809174

that's canon, Shmerg's imune to iron weapons
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>>5809177
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5809192
Now banish the Demon with a severe glance
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5809192
Shmerg boogies on over to striking distance.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5809192
The Demon recognizes the tide of battle has turned and begins to dance sexily as well.
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>>5809194
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5809201
and step, and step and - KICK
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5809201
Shmerg pulls off an aĆŗ sem mĆ£o.

(The Demon sees Heaven before he sees Hell)
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>>5809203
"Ah, I see. You're one of those huh......an Eddy Gordo spammer"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5809206
Let me guess. You main... Devil?
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>>5809206
Schmerg expends 1 orb to hit the Demon with a Ball Buster
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5809206
the demon is a dork
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5809211
>>5809206
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>>5809206
"N-no I main Tiger Jackson"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5809217
>>5809206
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>>5809212
"You're a dork"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5809221
"Christie Monteiro. Put some respect on the name."

Shmerg lands the kick.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5809221
"Nuh uh"
And punch him
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5809221
Shmerg suffers a critical hit to her self confidence.
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>>5809222
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5809228
Shmerg follows up with a 10 Hit Combo
>>
>>5809235
Damn. Should have gone Rodeo Spin instead.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5809235
>>5809228
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5809228
The crowd thinks this is very neat
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>>5809237
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5809243
Now do a Baiken Combo!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5809243
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>5809248
"SCHMERG SEEMS TO HAVE THE ADVANTAGE SO FAR, FOLKS. THE DEMON HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO MOUNT A COUNTER OFFENSIVE!"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5809253
Demon tries very hard to not rage quit immediately.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5809253
What happens next?

A.) The Demon, because he's a masochistic sicko, gains power the more he's hurt.

B.) Grandma, because seeing Svhmerg reminds her of herself when she was a young girl mercilessly and handily beating on an opponent, starts clapping a little too loudly and forcibly for the arena to handle.

C.) Greg, because he remembered a joke Dad told, starts day-dreaming about his days of youth.

D.) Mom, because we haven't seen her in a while, has a quick pan over to see how she's doing.

E.) Quattro, because he is slowly becoming insane from the tonic, starts babbling in a dead language.

F.) Schmerg, because the exhilaration of battle has excited her, is begins gyrating in place

G.) Olessa, because Luke showed her his sausage, starts watering at the mouth.

H.) An audience member, because he saw Schmerg's undercarriage midflip, starts writhing in pleasure.

I.) None of these, because it's something else entirely.

Only OP knows for sure.
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>>5809256
You forgot your image.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5809253
Do a sexy dance
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Rolled 9 (1d9)

>>5809256
"QUICK, RANDOM SKELETON! ROLL THE DICE"

"wut"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5809261
No I will roll! Said the Man with No Game
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5809261
>>5809260
Schmerg uses her dance taunt to flex on the demon.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5809261
lol
I don't even know what's happening anymore!
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>>5809265
SUDDENLY, THE MAN WITH NO GAME APPEARS AND SHOOTS THE DICE MID AIR
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Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>5809270
COULD IT BE?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5809272
>>5809270
"NO, I WILL ROLL" says the Time Wizard as he slaps the die into the fourth dimension
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>>5809272
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5809270
He rolls the best rolls
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5809270
Oh no! Because the diced rolled, nine, it caused The Man with No Name to simultaneously stop the roll and fulfill it's original purpose.

Only Time Wizard can repair the rift in the space time continuum!
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>>5809277
Okay Quattro, beat up Dad now with our knowledge of the ancients.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5809282
>>5809277
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5809277
Man with no Game is my favorite!
My fanfic has him and Schmerg dating!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5809277
Dad slaps Quattro a little bit so he comes back to his senses.
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>>5809285
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5809289
>>5809284
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5809289
THE SONGLESS VOICE DANCES ON THE MOON'S LIGHT!

Oh, where am I? What happened?
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5809289
Quattro feels better now thanks Dad
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5809289
Alright Quattro, listen up. I'm gonna guide you through the power up stage so you won't get possessed by anything unsavory, but you're still getting an asswhopping afterwards.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5809289
QUATTRO slap dad back... all the way across the moon
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>>5809292
I'll never get my fanfic published!
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>>5809300
Don't worry, we'll do Schmerg Quest after we're done with this round of Skeleton Island.
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>>5809294
Ah yes, totally fine. Definitely nothing wacky will happen now
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5809332
Of course not, the vulnerability to possession has already passed
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>>5809333
Checked.
Everything coming up Quattro right now.
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>>5809333
Indeed......................................anyway, it's 5AM and I'm about to pass out. So uh, thread on hold until later. Toodles

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5809337
Thanks for running.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5809603
EVERYTHING IS FINE
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>>5809604
Super duper fine, right anon
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5809607
something wacky happens and the ULTIMATE DRINK possesses Quattro.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5809607
quattro develops a russian accent and calls Lolisniffer his old pal
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>>5809610
"HAHA! THANKS FOR MESSING AROUND ASSHOLES. SLIPPED BENEATH YOUR NOTICE"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5809614
REVEAL NEW FORM... of Quattro wearing a black hawaiian shirt...
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>>5809616
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5809620
And now he's going to the mic
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5809620
Quattro starts laughing EVILLY
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>>5809622
"Goddamnit"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5809624
EVIL QUATTRO PUNCHES DAD AT FULL FORCE
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>>5809627
"HHEEYY LLOLLIISSNIFFERRRRR. RROUUNNDDD TTWWWOOOO, AAASSSSHOLLLLEEEEEE"

"....probably should have killed him instead of putting him in the book back then"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5809631
LOLISNIFFER GETS PUNCHED HALFWAY ACROSS THE MOON
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>>5809633
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5809640
RASPUTIN and BETTY NOTICE QUATTRO WEARING A DIFFERENT OUTFIT
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5809640
>>5809642
"HOW DO YOU DO MY FELLOW SIBLINGS, LET'S TALK ABOUT COLLECTING LITTLE GIRLS"
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>>5809642
"Oh hey Quattro, how's the Ultimate Dri--"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5809646
RASPUTIN ACTIVATES ULTRA INSTINCT and goes after Evil Quattro with Betty
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5809646
He jumps to the middle of the arena
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>>5809650
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5809656
EVIL QUATTRO STARTS MANIFESTING EVIL TENTACLES TO POSSESS SHMERG AND DEMON DUDE
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>>5809658
>tentacles
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5809660
aren't you the sus one OP
I haven't been watching tentacle hentai
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5809656
>>5809658
"JOIN MY ARMY"
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>>5809661
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5809665
It ain't sus. Promise.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5809660
For some reason, the tentacles reject Shmerg
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>>5809666
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5809668
"SHMERG NOOOOOOOOOOO"
shouts a fanboy
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>>5809669
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5809674
Dude, the tentacles are actually avoiding her
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5809674
Shmerg gets... HOTTER?
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>>5809676
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5809677
>>5809675
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5809677
AIN'T NOTHING SUS ABOUT IT OP
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>>5809679
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5809681
They're going for... ______ instead!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5809681
>>5809682
They're messing with their minds
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>>5809682
OH MAH GOD THEY'RE GOING FOR..
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5809686
...Grade school girl doujins?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5809686
FESTER WINCHESTER???
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>>5809688
actually this guy's suggestion is better
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>>5809687
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5809690
>>5809689
>>5809688
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5809690
>>5809691
He does this while he screams about how he and his Chillsaders will have a new mission: TO CAPTURE ALL FLAT CHESTED LITTLE GIRLS AND BRING THEM TO HIS ROOM.

Suddenly every skeleton with a yellow shirt starts regretting their choices.
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>>5809691
>>5809692
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5809693
EVIL COWBOY FESTER IS A GO
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5809693
>>5809694
"NOOOOOO, FEEEEEESTER!"
"Marian, you actually liked him?"
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>>5809694
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5809697
>>5809696
Everyone looks at Marian in pity
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5809697
WAIT THE TENTACLES ARE GOING AFTER MARIAN AS WELL?
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>>5809699
While still yelling about getting them school girls
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5809700
WAIT A MINUTE ITS GOING AFTER ALL THE LOSER PROTAGONISTS
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5809701
OH MY GOD! IT'S THE SUPER ROBOT PILOT! AND THE JANITOR NOBODY CARES ABOUT! AND THE ORC BOUNCER NOBODY REMEMBERS!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5809702
"TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE LOSERS LIKE US! WE WILL NOT BE RESTRICTED BY LOSERDOM NO LONGER"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5809702
>super robot pilot
sure hope you don't piss off that gar guy, OP
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>>5809704
OH SHIT HE GOT GAR TOO
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5809703
>>5809706
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5809706
EVIL QUATTRO HAS MADE A "LOSER SQUAD"
>>5809703
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>>5809708
"HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS. CCCOOOMMMME TOOO MEEEE, MY LOSSSERSSSSSS. NOW ALLLL THE LITTLE GIRLS SHALL BE MIIINNNEEEEEEEE"

"...Rasputin, you gotta beat his ass"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5809710
Rasputin targets GAR first. For disrespect of course.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5809710
"Alright I wi-"
"AND MY FIRST ACTION IS TO BRING BACK THE MISOGYNIST DEMON FROM RASPUTIN'S MINI-QUEST TO FIGHT HIM AND BOY"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5809710
Rasputin, with the help of dad, effortlessly banishes the demon from Quattro.
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>>5809715
As Rasputin makes his way down to the arena, Dad appears back in. He just wanna talk to his eldest son. Just a lil talk.

I uh, gotta go for now. Thread continues when I get back, whenever that is
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5809718
I get a feeling this is the penultimate fight of this quest. Good luck, OP
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>>5809702
I REMEMBER THE ORC BOUNCER
>>
man why does Red always save the day
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>>5809781
>anon play Quattro and Marian like losers
>"man i wonder why quattro and marian are losers"
>anon plays Rasputin and Shotasniffer as heroic fighters that save the day
>"man i wonder why rasputin and shotasniffer always save the day"
It sure is a mystery.
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>>5809786
Hey I tried my best to make Quattro cool in Skeleton Island 2, I blame OP
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>>5809781
Shotasniffer literally cannot step into a situation without saving the day
>>
>>5809786
>>5809787
quattro isn't a loser, he's just chill
>>
Man fuck all you guys I'm tired of the constant shadow tentacles and black goo of Japanese originality fights
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>>5809781
Because shotasniffer has huge implied melons massive shadow person wahoogas squeezable skeletitties.

The only thing quattro has, is the ability to low roll every important DC in his life
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5810626
A bread, now? At this hour? Without warning?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5810626
>>5810627
OP's baking that's for sure
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>>5810627
It's Sunday on my end so I gotta use the free time
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5810636
Grandma starts laughing at Lolisniffer and gets DAD extremely angry
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>>5810640
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5810647
We ain't at full rage mode yet.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5810647
Meanwhile Quattro fights the book in the MINDSCAPE for control
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>>5810650
"QUICK! GET EM BEFORE THAT HAPPENS"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5810668
mind battle!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5810668
HAVE RASPUTIN AND BETTY INTERCEPT THEM!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5810668
>>5810652
Quattro is too chill for the buk possession.
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>>5810671
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5810690
Now where's our Quattro? Surely he's still in that skull brain of his.
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>>5810693
Meanwhile....INSIDE QUATTRO'S MINDSCAAAPEEEE
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5810695
Quattro's definitely dreaming of Skeleton Island 1 where he still had his own faction and beach side bar.
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>>5810695
Quattro's fighting the book's REAL FORM
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5810699
>>5810695
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5810695
Quattro's boxing with the book
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>>5810698
Ah how nice. All is right in the world.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5810705
Quattro making a drink.
"So, what your deal with my father anyway? Only hear about that you used to be "friend" during his flesh day."
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5810705
Quattro wakes up as the everything melts into a terrible RED
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5810705
Quattro wanders out of frame and into where the book spirit is
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>>5810706
"Well kid, let's just say we had a slight disagreement on where to take our business"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5810721
He's off guard, hit him with a double shaolin blast
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5810721
If you get him more drunk, you'll be able to take over control again Quattro!
Keep spinning that yarn.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5810721

So you didnt find any investors? or was it a more personal disagreement?
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>>5810726
"Personal. We both had different ideas on what direction the business should head towards."
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5810737
Take HIM in a different direction and eject him outta our head
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5810739
QUICK! WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5810742
as that one anon said
Quattro don't pass rolls when it counts
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5810742
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5810742
Very quickly
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>>5810748
>>5810748
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>>5810751
do that roll swap thing you always do, OP
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>>5810751
We are so back Quattbros
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>>5810751
The spirit goes flying out as the tentacles recede and Quattro goes back to his yellow colors
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"So anyway, I---"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5810764
Get him outta here
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5810764
"SHOULDN'T'VE DONE THAT QUATTRO"
BOOK GUY GETS AS ANGRY AS DAD
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>>5810765
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5810769
>>5810766
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5810769
Quattro gets powered up by the friends he made on the journey to get the drink
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5810769
>>5810770
YOU DRUNK FUCK
AND MY NAME IS NOT BOOK GUY IT'S- [Insert Name Here]
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5810769
Lay the hurt on him
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>>5810770
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5810777
>>5810772
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5810777
BOOK GUY THROWS QUATTRO ALL THE WAY TO THE DREAM RESORT
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5810777
Quattro strangles back
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5810777
Quattro stops him with a PARALYZER
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>>5810778
OH MY GOD IT'S----oh shit, whoops. Sorry guys, accidentally touched the remote and switched the channel to some nature documentary or some shit
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5810783
SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5810783
okay, now switch it back
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5810783
We flip back the channel and Quattro is Holden the battered book guy by the collar
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>>5810786
QUATTRO IS IN SHOCK!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5810789
Well, what was the name?
Hit the rewind button, OP.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5810789
"And that's why I think age is just a number."
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>>5810791
"If her age's on the clock she's ready for the cock, ya know what I mean"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5810792
>>5810790
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5810792
MEANWHILE SHMERG AND THE DEMON HAVE RECONCILED THEIR DIFFERENCES TO BECOME POSSESSED SHMERG - ALREADY POSSESSED SHE IS IMMUNE TO POSSESSION BY THE BOOK!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5810792
Quattro nods his head and replies, "No, I don't understand."
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5810792
Quattro. You da man. Drop Kick him while he monologues
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>>5810794
I wonder who could be behind this post
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5810798
that's fucking right
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>>5810798
>>5810790
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5810798
>>5810796
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>>5810801
Dropkick anon while he monologues about Shmerg?
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5810803
We dropkick anon while Quattro dropkicks book spirit
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5810803
Get these Shmerg fanboys outta here.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5810803
Kick everyone
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>>5810808
>everyone

QUATTRO WAIT NOoooo
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5810810
Kick OP into getting back to work.
>>5810790
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5810810
Quattro Tatsumakis away from OP and right at book guy
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5810810
Quattro does a u turn midair and gives the spirit a taste of kick
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>>5810811
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5810816
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5810816
Quattro reverses the hold!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5810816
Quick! Quattro KOs the spirit with a spinning backkick so OP doesn't have to give him a name
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>>5810819
Okay Quattro, here are your options:

A. Take advantage of his monologuing, dodge sideways and take him out with a spinning back kick so OP doesn't have to give him a name

Or

B. Get choked out and die
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5810821
A
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5810821
We should go with A
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5810821
A
REDEEM YOURSELF FINALLY, QUATTRO
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>>5810821
Rolled 100 (1d100)

B please
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5810829
Look at that schnoz! I'm not sure we can trust someone with a sniffer that big
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5810829
expose the fraudulent rolls!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5810829
The numbers aren't bold, get this faker!
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5810829
OP, Quattro's a skeleton you can't choke him out
Nice try.
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>>5810830
YEah totall--oh shit
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5810840
Get back to work, OP.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5810840
Fraud OP exposed once again, forced back to the KPOP mines for another 2 decade sentence
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>>5810841
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5810846
LOOK OUT
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5810846
GET THIS GUY OUTTA YOUR MIND, QUATTRO
START THINKING OF SHOTASNIFFER INSTEAD
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5810846
Follow up with a pummel on him!
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>>5810848
YEAAA--wait how would that help
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5810855
SURELY THINKING OF YOUR SISTERR WOULD OVERPOWER HIM
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5810855
GET PSYCHED to beat up your siblings and use it to empower you to beat the spirit nigga now
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>>5810859
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5810862
OUR REAL ENEMY IS SHOTASNIFFER
BANISH BOOK GUY NOOOOOOOOW
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5810862
BOOK GUY SEIZES HIS CHANCE TO CONVINCE QUATTRO
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5810862
WE'LL MAKE HER EAT THOSE WORDS! EXORCISE THE SPIRIT WITH FISTS
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5810862
Get the hothead out of here already, this has gone on long enough.
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>>5810863
"DON'TCHA SEE IT, KID? WITH ME IN CONTROL YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE POWER YOU WANT. TO CRUSH THAT SISTER YOU OBSESS OVER SO MUCH. SO STOP FIGHTING"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5810875
*Puts on Sunglasses*
"I don't need you to beat my sister."
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5810875
Get this loser out of our mindscape.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5810875
Quattro subdues the book guy easily
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5810875
FIGHT HIM
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>>5810877
MEANWHILE. OUTSIDE

"TOO LATE ASSHOLE, YOUR SON IS MINE! AND SO WILL ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS----hrrrrnnkkkk"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5810885
Lolisniffer's ex-partner gets spat out, and quickly books it when he sees him
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5810885
Absorb the guy's power and spit him out
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5810885
"WAITAMINUTE, HE'S TAKING MY POWER...FOR HIMSELF?...NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>5810888
"Dunno what's goin' on in there. But sounds like Quattro fightin' you...Imma give him a little boost"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5810890
This is basically equivalent to a nuke going off in dream land.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5810890
BOOK GUY/QUATTRO SUDDENLY EXPLODES IN A YELLOW LIGHT
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5810890
double trouble trauma gets book guys determination to waver and his grasp to slip.
>>
>>5810890
Quattro starts drinking the dude like a cocktail in his mindscape, using dream logic.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5810895
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>>5810893
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5810897
>>5810895
>>5810892
>>5810891
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5810897
QUATTRO SPITS OUT THE BOOK
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5810897
Time for Quattro to drink weird book guy like a smoothie to absorb his powers on top of the ultimate drink
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5810897
Quattro gets all the powah and kicks book guy out for Lolisniffer to throttle
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>>5810901
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>>5810905
Ladies and Gentlemen... WE GOT HIM
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5810905
NOW TAKE OVER AND ANNOUNCE YOUR PLANS
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5810905
Quattro goes back to normal colors and puts his shades on stylishly while saying "Sorry about that folks, it won't happen again." to their applause
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5810905
Hey Dad. You gonna kill that Rick guy over there now?
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5810905
>>5810909
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>>5810908
With Quattro finally regaining control, the inky black stuff that was controlling the other loser protags melts away. And now, The Quatt announces:

A. "All the little girls will be mine instead!"
B. "Sorry folks, technical issues. Won't happen again. Free food and drinks for the next 5 fights of the tournament"
C. "I'm making a call out post on twitter dot com. Shotasniffer is a bitchass..uh...bitch. I could whoop her ass 6 ways to Sunday right now. Tournament's cancelled. no refunds"
D. "Holy shit that was scary, I'm gonna go take a nap"
E. [write-in]
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5810922
B
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5810922
E. "SHOTASNIFFER, MEET ME AT THE ARENA NOW. Let's settle this."
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5810922
C
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5810922
B
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5810922
>>B. "Sorry folks, technical issues. Won't happen again. Free food and drinks for the next 5 fights of the tournament"
Shotasniffer isn't back yet.
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>>5810925
"Shotasniffer ain't back yet. Also what about the rest of the fights?"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5810931
You got us there, Greg.
Okay, lets run the tournament. But Shmerg has to sit on demon dude's face.
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>>5810932
I wonder who could be behind this post
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5810933
It ain't sus. Promise, OP.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5810933
I wonder who could be behind this thread.
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>>5810934
Sure it isn't....Anyway I gotta go eat dinner. Thread continues when...thread continues.

Toodles. Updates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5810938
Nah everyone is now angry at Quattro for multiple reasons
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5810938
Alright it's been an hour OP start the bread or delay it again
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5811828
Yay for bread
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>>5811829
And there was much rejoicing
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5811835
And the people did feast upon the bread, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and dogs, and breakfast cereals, and bat soups, and large chalupas.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5811835
Now that Quattro is all powered up and waiting for ShotaSniffers arrival and the tournament's end we go back to the current fight
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>>5811838
As the arena is cleaned out for Shmerg and the Demon to continue their fight, the audience is sated by the free food and drinks as compensation for the...technical issues
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5811845
The Demon summon a hailstorm of hell missile against Shmerg.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5811845
Luke is an excellent chef, even if he is the CEO of Misogyny. Will the people forgive him?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5811845
The Demon uses Chaos Control as a quick last minute Power Up.
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>>5811849
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5811862
Dance, Shmerg! Show thus demon how to entrance an audience.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5811862
SHMERG REFLECTS IT WITH HER ABS
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5811866
SHMERG FLEXES HER ABS TO DEFLECT THE HELLSTORM MISSILES! CAN SHE DO IT
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5811880
where's that bonus OP
come onnnnnn
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5811880
Woah
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>>5811883
Right here anon, come, go ahead and take it
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5811880
Alright, we'll take it.
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>>5811890
>>5811894
woops
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>>5811895
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5811900
yeah but did shmerg reflect the missiles or not
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>>5811902
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5811908
Demon going for a smack down with flaming blade attached.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5811908
oh noooooooooooooo
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5811908
I can't believe OP killed Shmerg.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5811910
CAN THE DEMON DO IT
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5811919
SHMERG CRUSH HIS HEAD INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS
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>>5811921
Ah you see. But what if....you were rolling for the demon
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5811922
Then he's rolling to WANT to get his head crushed between those thighs
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>>5811923
"GIMME DEM THIGHS" the demon yells as he swipes his flames across the battlefield
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5811926
SHMERG ACTUALLY GIVES THE DEMON HER THIGHS
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>5811932
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5811934
Ain't sus, OP. Promise.
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>>5811935
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5811938
I'm venting, see ya.
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>>5811939
In any case. The battle is really....heating up now.

hurhurhurhur
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5811943
Cut to Luke selling hot dogs
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>>5811944
"Hot dogs. Get your free hot dogs. On the house for the next 5 fights"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5811948
SHMERG UNLEASHES HER FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
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>>5811950
"Oh shit what's going on down there"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5811952
Her Forbidden technique is....
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5811952
"Yeah can I get seven Misogyny Dogs, extra hot sauce please Mr. CEO of Misogyny"
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>>5811955
"Oh alright, here ya go champ"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5811957
>>5811954
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5811957
"Ey, ova here! Gimme two Women Beater Burgers, with an extra large Hate Soda!"
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5811957
demon missiles impact around Luke
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>>5811958
OH SHIT SHE GOT A FULL SUPER METER
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5811968
HOYOKUSEN NOOOOOOOOOOW
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5811968
She whiffs her super in the most embarrassing way possible.
>>
>>5811969
NO NOT THE SF3 VERSION
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>>5811969
WILL SHMERG CAPITALIZE. OR WILL THIS BE EVO MOMENT 37

Roll 3d100

Your First Roll is Shmerg's
Your Second is the Demon's
The third roll determines which post gets picked
>>
Rolled 86, 15, 27 = 128 (3d100)

>>5811985
CAN SHMERG CLUTCH IT????????????????????????????????
>>
Rolled 72, 39, 5 = 116 (3d100)

>>5811985
>>
>>5811985
I don't like the name SHMERG, I don't like it as a word at all. I don't like reading it, I don't like sounding it out in my mind. Nothing about it is good
>>
Rolled 79, 66, 83 = 228 (3d100)

>>5811994
Shmerg.

>>5811985
>>
>>5811996
>>5811992
>>5811986
DEMON CAN'T DAIGO OUT OF THIS ONE FOLKS
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>>5811996
>>5812006
>>5811992
>>5811986
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5812010
SHMERG SHMERG SHMERGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5812010
The demon perfect blocks every single kick then follows up with a combo
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>>5812011
AND THE FINAL HIT
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5812016
K O
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5812016
I guess she wins, no one is pleased but that one guy
>>
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>>5812019
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5812016
Massive fan rage on the stands as they start fighting among themselves
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5812022
Alright.. the next tournament fight. Finally.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5812022
>>5812025
Simps VS Snobs
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>>5812028
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5812032
>>5812026
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5812032
Quattro chills in the VIP lounge while watching the crowd fight.
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>>5812035
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5812037
The dog friend we picked up at Big Kobras mansion is there too.
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>>5812039
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5812048
And now, we move to a person we have long been waiting for...Bobby
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5812048
We really need to figure out where this mysterious doggo came from and why it helped Quattro...

...later, of course. Feed it a sausage from Luke's Grill while the brawl intensifies.
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>>5812051
WAIT....who's waiting for Bobby?
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5812054
No one. No one's waiting for Bobby, OP.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5812054
What did happen to Bobby and The Chosen One? We just kinda left them in the tunnels underneath Skeleton Island in thread 1.
>>
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>>5812055
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5812061
Yeah, let's move onto the next fight.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5812061
>>5812059
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>>5812065
Hmmm. It is truly a mystery. What DID happen to em?
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5812074
Rosa chilling next to the buk spirit while eating cookie. "What did your disagree on with my father that lend him to seal you into a book?"
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>>5812075
"Don't talk to him, Rosa"
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5812081
... NEXT FIGHT FINALLY?
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>>5812082
"Who's fighting next anyway? Depending on the match, I can skip it and go bury this asshole. For good, this time"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5812085
SAMURAI MECHA PILOT VERSUS FESTER WINCHESTER
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>>5812086
"Ah the two guys with mechs. How convenient"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5812088
Yeah, it really worked out. Rosa will love this match.
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>>5812089
"Hmmm...is this match important enough for me to stay back for a bit"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5812092
Yeah, its just mechs fighting. Should be fine.
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>>5812093
"Right. I don't know any of these dudes. Should be fine if I skip this round to go and bury this asshole"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5812100
AND NOW TO THE ACTUAL FIGHT
let's take over Fester Winchester because he was a previous protagonist.
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>>5812101
DYUUN DUN DUN
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5812109
Crack a smile at samurai weeb dude
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>>5812110
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5812113
"CONTESTANTS, TO YOUR MECHS!"
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>>5812115
MECHA VS MECHA
STEEL MEETS STEEL
TWO WORLDS COLLIDE
IS IT EAST VS WEST
OR MAN AGAINST MAN
CAN ANY ONE SURVIVE
IN THE BURNING HEART?

We shall find out.....next time bread continues. I uh, gotta go.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5812109
shoot the aamurai in the face
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5825707
Slice and dice the bred with katana
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>>5825717
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5825723
Fester try to shot the katana out of here before if cut his hat off.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5825723
*Bang*
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>>5825734
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5825745
Remember Fester, when fighting someone specialized in close combat, don't get close to them, I drew a diagram to make sure you understand
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>>5825748
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5825753
Ocelots are proud creatures.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5825753
Ascertain current distance
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>>5825757
FESTER HAS STARTED SPINNING HIS MECHA'S GUNS AROUND. IS THIS SOME SORT OF INTIMIDATION TACTIC?
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5825760
Proceed trickshots
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5825760
Sheathe katana
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5825765
CAN HE DO IT
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5825771
Iai Strike
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5825771
Of course, even got the FANCY cowboy outfit on
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>>5825773
THE SAMURAI MECHA SHEATHES HIS BLADE TO SET UP AN IAI STRIKE! BUT THEN FESTER BOUNCES A SHOT ALL AROUND THE FRAME AND HIT IT RIGHT IN THE HILT, PREVENTING THE SAMURAI FROM UNSHEATHING!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5825782
Knees! Get his knees!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5825782
The Samurai push out a tanegashima out of nowhere and shot at Fester.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5825782
>>5825786
WHO, MAN, WHO?!
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>>5825786
Alright, Samurai Man, that dang ol Cowboy is about to shoot your mech in the knees, what do?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5825793
>>5825787
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5825793
Block with a swords scabbard?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5825793
Hiryūsen
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5825798
Can ye do it
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5825803
Yeah
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5825803
No
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5825803
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>>5825807
THE SAMURAI MECH BLOCKS THE KNEE SHOT WITH HIS SCABBARD! DESPITE SAVING THE KNEE, THE SCABBARD IS BLOWN APART, HE WON'T BE USING THAT MOVE AGAIN
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5825812
>>5825787
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>>5825816
OH SHIT
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5825823
Pull out a bigger gun
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5825823
Shoot the bullet out of the air
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5825826
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5825830
We're named Winchester for a reason!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5825830
It's just that simple
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5825830
What could go wrong?
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>>5825831
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5825837
Starting fanning your revolver
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>>5825842
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5825862
Chuck a stun grenade!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5825862
Kite him, do not let samurai get close
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5825862
Close in and pull off Kuzuryūsen
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>>5825867
"Fester Winchester is keeping his distance folks, he's not letting the samurai get close, not one bit!"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5825881
Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!
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>>5825881
YES, DIAGRAM WORKED, I KNEW HE WAS LITERATE AT THE VERY LEAST
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5825886
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5825881
Doryūsen
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>>5825889
>>5825886
Aboard his spaceship, Space Pirate Edward Roberts watches the match with glee
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5825903
Space alarm starts blaring.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5825903
Dakka the weeaboo into submission
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>>5825911
"Goddamnit, what now"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5825919
Captain, Space Orks are closing fast!
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5825919
>>5825923
More like Space Dorks
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5825919
W A R N I N G *
A
R
N
I
G
*

MANUAL OVERRIDE DETECTED

HYPERSPACE JUMP SEQUENCE HAS BEEN INITIATED

PREPARE FOR LAUNCH IN

5
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>>5825924
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5825931
"Mayday alert, Captain. Your ex and even your sister is on board. What do we do now Captain?"
As he say that they burst into the room.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5825931
We uhhh. aktually dat wuzn't da diagram *snort*
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5825931
Is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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>>5825938
"Welll aktually, it iz actually a rul---"

"Shut up nerd, nobody cares" then Edward jump kicks the space dork orks
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5825943
>>5825936
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>>5825948
"oh fuck"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5825964
Fortunately this is irrelevant to the plot, so we just cut away from it and show more of the mech fight.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5825964
>>5825968
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5825964
Let's see what happens.
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>>5825973
As we cut back to the fight, the Samurai Mecha Pilot has decided to do something about Fester's constant kiting:

A. Starts shooting sword beams
B. Gun Duel
C. Crank up boosters and close the gap
D. Spin his sword around so fast that it acts as a shield so he can approach
E. [this space for rent]
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5825983
>D
Spinning's a good trick
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5825885
>>5825983
E: He uses his ult to close the gap
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5825983
>C. Crank up boosters and close the gap
Always cool.
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>>5825986
THE SAMURAI APPROACHES! CAN FESTER GET OUTTA THIS ONE? FIND OUT IN LIKE....I DUNNO, 8 HOURS OR SOMETHING. I GOTTA SLEEP NOW.

updates here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5826517
Eat the bread op! Eat you fatso!
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>>5826520
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5826522
Faster!
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>>5826523
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5826525
This was a visual representation of Fester being sucked in
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>>5826528
"Sucked in? What?"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5826531
The whirlwind of death you fucking idiot
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>>5826532
OH SHITTTT
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5826538
Use the whirlwind's vaccum to guide the dynamite bombs you've been keeping
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>>5826541
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5826550
Hope it explodes before the Samurai reverses direction
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>>5826552
Alright, so the Cowboy just threw Bombs at The Samurai, to counter this, he'll...

A. Quickly reverse the wind direction
B. Stop spinning and evade
C. Detonate the bombs prematurely
D. [this space for rent]
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5826555
A, then C just in case
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>>5826578
THE SAMURAI REVERSES THE WIND DIRECTION. PUSHING BACK THE BOMBS AND THEN FIRES OFF A SHOT AT THEM!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5826580
ACCUSE HIM OF LACK OF HONOR
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>>5826582
When asked later why didn't he respond to Fester's inquiry about his alleged lack of honor, the Samurai Mecha Pilot would say that he couldn't hear anything over the explosion
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5826584
IT'S NOT FAIR, I WAS THE MAIN PROTAGONIST, MY CREW SUPPORTS ME FROM AFAR, SUPER ROBOT PILOT SEASON 3 WAS AN UNDERRATED GEM!
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>>5826585
FESTER'S GETTING MAD, FOLKS
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5826589
Fester's going to Fest all over that samurai
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>>5826592
STAND BACK! HE'S GONNA FEST!
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5826599
Blow the Samurai Sky high with your secret explovises stash you buried using the explosion as cover
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>>5826603
YEAH!....wait. This explosion might be too big tho. You yourself could be caught in it Fester!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5826611
Wait how did you get it buried there
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>>5826614
You're right, Fester couldn't have possibly accomplished such a thing
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5826619
Unless he had help from a fan of his inside the staff
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>>5826621
"My god, this is horrifying"

"The fact that we may have been compromised?"

"No, the fact that Fester has fans"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5826625
Does Marian know anything?
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>>5826627
"Hey Marian, any ides on who could have helped Fester out?"

"no"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5826630
Fester detonates his actual, far smaller reserve of explosives
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5826633
OH SHIT
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5826636
No he doesn't, he loses instead.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5826636
KA ZAM
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>>5826639
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5826642
Explosives are fine and all. But while Fester was thinking about it his Mech got skewered by the Samurai right through the Power Plant
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5826645
"What in tarnation"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5826646
It's no longer high noon. The Sun has instead Risen in the East.
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>>5826647
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5826646
Nani indeed. for Fester has met his match. In the weeb of the east.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5826654
it is the end for Festers Mech... but is it the End for him? Can he escape his crumbling war machine and continue fighting on foot?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5826654
His head is right there Fester, shoot it
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5826654
>>5826657
Fester taking Ls like clockwork
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>>5826657
The Samurai Stabbing your mech also means this is the perfect time to get out of your cockpit, maneuver across and shoot the pilot right in HIS cockpit, Fester!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5826664
Careful not to trip and fall to your doom
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5826664
What's that? Samurai mechs cockpit also opens up?
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>>5826665
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5826677
Grab the sword, weeb, its time for a duel ON the mechs
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5826677
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!
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>>5826679
DUN DUN

"SEEMS WE'RE AT THE CLIMAX OF THIS FIGHT, FOLKS"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5826685
Trickshot time, ricochet bullets all around at the weeaboo mech pilot
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5826685
Quickdraw his guns in half Samurai
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>>5826690
>>5826691
TRICKSHOT VS IAI

WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP

Roll 2d100. Your first roll is for Fester. Your second is The Samurai. Highest total gets picked
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Rolled 31, 55 = 86 (2d100)

>>5826693
Hoo boy
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5826693
Come on low roll
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5826693
Forgot the second roll for >>5826696
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>>5826696
>>5826697
It's Festover
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5826703
WOOOO FESTER LOSES, HOORAY FOR THE SAMURAI
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>>5826710
And with that, the round concludes. Better luck next time, Fester.

NOw I gotta go get dinner. Be back in like, 3-4 hours or something. In the meantime, pick who's up next and whatnot
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>>5826713
SURPRISE MATCHUP

BOY vs RASPUTIN
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>>5826713
Boy vs. Witch
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>>5826713
TIME WIZARD VS IRONCLAD
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>>5826713
WITCH AND TIME WIZARD VERSUS MARIAN AND GAR
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>>5826855
>>5826713
muh roll
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>>5826866
Anon sucks at rolling, more Breaking News at 11
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5826713
TIME WIZARD vs WITCH
This match is sponsored by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5826866
>>5826855
>>5826867
>>5826713
UNLESS????
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wow anon sucks at rolling
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5826874
yeah yeah yeah, just do the witch and time wizard versus marian and gar fight
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>>5826876
Who died and put you in charge
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5826877
I didn't, the dice does
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>>5826878
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5826881
come onnnnnnn, OP
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5826881
But we were promised a Rasputin vs Boy fight in one of the first posters for Quattro's Counterattack. We need this fight. We've been pining for it ever since!
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>>5826882
Are there any objections to this upcoming matchup
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5826885
Yes, Marian should be reserved for a 1v3 against the remaining female characters where they beat him up.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5826885
nah, these are good
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>>5826888
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5826892
>>5826889
nah, that's just what Marian wants
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5826892
"That's your humiliation round for immediately handing over the first fight against Lighting Fist to Luke."
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>>5826893
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5826897
Okay, lets get back to the witch and time wizard fight with Marian and Gar
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5826897
Let's run a commercial break so the Chilsaders can make back some of the cash they lost giving the audience free food.
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>>5826901
We interrupt this program to inform you that the greatest game of all time...will soon have a new edition
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5826905
Money fills the arena as the crowd become ecstatic beyond comprehension.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5826905
No freaking way
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>>5826908
"Now that everyone's throwing money at Todd, praise be his name, we should get the arena ready for the next fight"

"Who's up next again?"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5826913
It was [Time Wizard and Marian] vs [Gar and Witch], wasn't it? You know what, we'll roll with that, I need to get my pre-preorder in before it's sold out.
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>>5826916
"Can't wait to try out this new character concept I have in mind"

"Another stealth archer?"

"...how did you know, you bastard"
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>>5826918
It was Time Wizard and Witch versus Gar and Marian, doofus
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5826918
"I'll show you Ted, I'll make a melee build this time I swear. Just start the match already."
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>>5826922
"But before that, let us point and laugh at anon's shit ass dice >>5826921, or lack thereof"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5826925
Everyone laughs at anon (lZgG872F) for being a shitter that can't roll dice.
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>>5826925
Let also point and laugh at OP for missing an image
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5826927
yeah, good job OP
get to that fight already
>>5826921
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5826927
Bobby
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>>5826928
The Wizard and Gar VS Witch and Marian fight?
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5826938
Before that, Bobby had a long, philosophical discussion with Chosen One about duty, family, loyalty, wisdom, honor, and courage; the Ideals that make up the world; and convinced Chosen One to join the Yellow Faction.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5826940
>>5826938
Bobby really is incredible when he puts his mind too it.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5826938
THE WIZARD AND WITCH VS GAR AND MARIAN FIGHT
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>>5826940
I wonder who could be behind this post
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5826945
Bobby is a great and powerful magician.
Chosen One's clothes are yellow!

Besides, they had to be doing SOMETHING for the last six months.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5826945
It couldn't be Bobby, he's had his internet priveleges revoked by Shotasniffer after his online stalker blog where he was going to expose her as dirty cheater ended up attracting hordes of weirdo simps instead of the anti-Shotasniffer crowd.
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>>5826949
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5826955
hey OP stop shitposting and get back to
THE TIME WIZARD AND WITCH VS GAR AND MARIAN FIGHT
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5826955
Anyway, the next battle in the torunament begins. It's [Gar and Gar] Vs [Time Witch and Marian]
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5826955
WOLOLO
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>>5826960
"wait...that can't be right. Machine's must be on the fritz or something"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5826965
>>5826958
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5826965
FZZZZZZT, BEEP BRRRRRR
"N-N-N-N-NEXT MATCHUP: IRONCLAD VS COOLMCGUY"
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>>5826966
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5826999
TIME WIZARD DOES SOME BULLSHIT AND REVERTS MARIAN TO PRE CYBERNETICS
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5826999
"Sorry folks. Had some BBQ sauce on the match line-up.

The REAL fight is Olessa VS 2KAT"
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>>5827003
"What?! Really? You sure?!"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5827005
Yeah, nah.

The guy who keeps handing me these things was hired by his cousin. I told him he's gonna be fired if he keeps this up.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5827005
>>5827001
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5827005
"Positive. But lets just run both matches at the same time to save screentime."
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>>5827014
LMAO This fucking guy. May as well make it a royal rumble at that point.
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>>5827010
"TIME'S UP"

Behold, the Time Wizard's epic time powers that reverts Marian's Cybernetics
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5827016
QUICK MARIAN, REVERT YOUR ASS BEATING WITH [COOL VIBRATIONS]
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5827016
FOOL! YOU HAVE AWAKENED MARIAN'S HIDDEN SKELETON POTENTIAL!

Marian one shots Time Wizard and Witch, winning the match.
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>>5827017
JUST THEN, Marian's secret ability 怎 COOL VIBRATIONS 怏 activates! It rewrites reality slighty so that the ass beating Marian just received is transferred to something or someone nearby instead! And it's.....

Roll 2d100/ First roll is pickings, second is results:

80-100: The damage is transferred right back to the Time Wizard
60-79: The damage is transferred to the Witch
30-59: The damage is transferred to the arena floor
1-29: The damage is transferred to Gar
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Rolled 55, 50 = 105 (2d100)

>>5827027
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Rolled 53, 87 = 140 (2d100)

>>5827027
green is a fucking menace for corrupting skeleton island with jojo references
>>
Rolled 69, 92 = 161 (2d100)

>>5827027
It's over
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>>5827035
HOLY SHIT
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>>5827035
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5827049
GAR STRIKES AT THE WITCH GUTS STYLE
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5827049
The Witch is prepping a spell
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5827049
Time Wizards怎 Got a Lot o' Livin' to Do! 怏activates, directing the damage away from him and striking the Witch instead.
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>>5827052
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5827060
The Witch begins preparing a massive spell and Time Wizard has to cover for her.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5827060
WITCH AND TIME WIZARD USE THEIR MAGIC TO DO A COMBO SPELL
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>>5827062
"Step right up for your ass whoopin' . Limited-TIME offer"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5827065
lol I'm lovin' this guy.

Marian, without his cybernetics, has to fallback on his systema training.
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>>5827065
>>5827071
yeah what this guy said
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>>5827071
"Systema? Since when the hell did Marian learn that?"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5827084
He's been playing those videogames again.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5827084
"MARIAN HASN'T BEEN ON HIS GRABBED ASS FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS!" - the veiled female said calmly
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5827084
Well know in SKELETON ISLAND 4: MARIAN'S ODD ODYSSEY (pre-order now)
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>>5827089
>>5827091
Hahahaha! Best quest.
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>>5827089
"BOY, DID I CATCH YOU MASHING BUTTONS? IT'S A...TIME OUT FOR YOU!"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5827101
GAR! Stop polishing your sword and get in there!
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5827101
Time Wizard cast a time spell that cause Marian to regrow his shadow flesh back termporary.
>>
>>5827107
Wait a minute. Can he do that?
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5827101
Marian just keeps trying moves he saw in his fighting games
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>>5827109
I don't know, he like half-shadow person half-skeletion.
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>>5827113
>>5827107
>Marian gets a power-up when he gets his ass beat
What did the players mean by this?
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I kinda passed out for a bit there, so I gotta sleep
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5827170
>>5827101
do a marian power up sequence
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5827486
>>5827485
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>>5827485
SUPER MARIAN?!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5827493
HE'S UNLOCKING MORE STAND POWERS OH SHIT
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>>5827496
"WATCH it, sonny"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5827493
Horse shoe lucky power
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5827501
GRAB THE CLOCK AND GET MORE STAND POWERS MARIAN
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5827501
Nvm just throw more clocks at him
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>>5827504
"Got alot of TIME on your hands"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5827509
Time wizard is PUNished for that.
Also where the fuck is "man with no game"? You better not say it's fester cuz that's not him.
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>>5827511
Didn't make it into the finals. Now he's in the audience
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5827514
USE YOUR FREEZE BEAM TO FREEZE TIME MARIAN
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>>5827516
FREEZE BEAM
Roll 2d100. Your first roll is for Marian. Your second is TiMe Wizard.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5827514
Oh that sucks someone cheated him out of a victory
>>
Rolled 39, 63 = 102 (2d100)

>>5827517
Pew pew
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Rolled 34, 80 = 114 (2d100)

>>5827517
excuse meeeeeeee
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>>5827519
>>5827520
OH SHIT
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>>5827523
wait how many times can Marian use [COOL VIBRATIONS]
This seems like one of those times
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5827523
>>5827524
roll
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>>5827524
DANG, IT'S ON COOL DOWN! Roll 1d10 to see how long it takes
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5827527
ONLY 1 TURN BABY COME ON MARIAN
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>>5827528
>44 turn cooldown
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5827527
woopsie wrong dice
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5827529
welp, time for the ultimate copeage move
call in Gunbuster G Marian
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>>5827530
>10 turn cooldown
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>>5827531
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5827536
"Looks like your time's run out."
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5827536
Then man bat comes in and says
I'm here to stop this war. One Pete is real
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>>5827538
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5827544
IT'S TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhHeGZoWl0g&pp=ygUedGhlIG9ubHkgdGhpbmcgSSBrbm93IGZvciByZWFs
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5827544
Eva laser beam. BEEEWAAMP
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>>5827545
"You're right. It is indeed, TIME"

THE WITCH HAS FINISHED CHARGING UP THE SPELL AND IT'S....

A. Summoning a giant magical construct to fight Gunbuster G, Time Wizard can then throw down with Gar
B. A magical nuke
C. Strong Cleave
D. [insert here]
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5827553
A. OH SHITTTTTTTTTT
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>>5827554
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5827561
"Here we go again. Time to kick some Skeleton Ass"
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5827561
WHIP OUT GUNBUSTER G'S SWORD, MARIAN
TELL ME YOU LEARNED SOMETHING FROM FACING SHOTASNIFFER
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>>5827562
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5827567
ACTIVATE CHEST BEAM MID GRAPPLE MARIAN
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>>5827569
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5827575
This is cool and all, until the arena explodes in a massive burst of energy and BOTH mechs are knocked back.
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>>5827576
"Goddamnit Marian"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5827579
Rosa just puts on her sunglasses casually while STILL eating popcorn
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>>5827580
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5827582
THE FIGHT CONTINUES... IN OUTER SPACE AS THEY'RE FORCED TO FIGHT IN ORBIT!
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>>5827584
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5827587
Clippy interjects Marian with some well needed advice.
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>>5827589
"Hello, it seems you're trying to win a mech battle, would you like so--"

"SHUT UP CLIPPY"
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5827591
ALRIGHT START DRIFTING YOUR MECH MARIAN
LIKE IN THOSE INITIAL D CARTOONS
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>>5827592
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5827596
"KANSEI DORIFTO?" exclaims the Witch
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>>5827597
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5827604
MARIAN DOES THE COOL SRW SEQUENCE TO WITCH WITH HER MAGIC GOLEM MECH
OH SHITTTTTTT
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>>5827606
OH SHIT WHAT WILL MARIAN DO?:

A. Skeleton Beam
B. Skele Collider
C. Marian Kick
D. Suicide Bomb (???)
E. [this space for rent]
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5827610
B. SKELE COLLIDER
JOWARI DAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5827612
NOW

roll 2d100

First is for Marian, second is for The Witch
>>
Rolled 20, 81 = 101 (2d100)

>>5827630
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
TAKE THE POWER YOU LOST AT THE END OF SKELETON ISLAND 1
>>
Rolled 46, 83 = 129 (2d100)

>>5827630
Brutality
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>>5827631
>>5827634
BUT BEFORE MARIAN CAN GET CLOSE. THE WITCH HIT HIM WITH A ROCKETTTOOOO PUUUUUNCCCCHHHHH
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5827636
>>5827532
I COUNT 15 POSTS SINCE THIS POST, OP
[COOL VIBRATIONS] PLEASE
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>>5827638
Yeah but you rolled a 44 turn cooldown

ayy lmao
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5827639
that was an extra zero come on now
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>>5827640
>extra zero
So 440 turn cooldown?
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5827642
>>5827530
RIGHT THERE OP
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>>5827645
>Extra zero
So 100 turn cooldown?
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5827646
it's a 10, no extra zero
just a TEN turn cooldown which we've clearly passed
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>>5827649
Dunno whatchu talking about. the timer never started. totes
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5827650
inb4 that piece of paper says "ur a fag" if we take it off
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>>5827651
What paper, this is clearly our legit timer
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5827652
yeah, what happens if I remove that piece of tape holding it up
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>>5827653
...
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5827655
hey wait a min-
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>>5827656
>wait a minute
>waiting a whole minute
>a minute has 60 seconds
60 turn cooldown confirmed
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5827659
MARIAN DO THE THING QUICK BEFORE OP GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
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>>5827660
怎 COOL VIBRATIONS 怏ACTIVATES. THE ROCKETTTTOOOO PUUUUNNNCCCCHHH IS TRANSFERED TO...


90-100: The Witch!
60-89: Some random meteor!
30-59: Ontop of Time Wizard and Gar!
1-29: Only Gar!
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5827669
JOWARI DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5827671
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5827673
WHILE SHE'S LOST HER ROCKET FIST, FINISH SKELE COLLIDER MARIAN SHE'S DEFENSELESS!
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>>5827674

NOW

roll 2d100

First is for Marian, second is for The Witch
>>
Rolled 89, 1 = 90 (2d100)

>>5827684
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 89, 2 = 91 (2d100)

>>5827684
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>>5827685
>>5827689
SKELETON COLLLLIDERRRRRR
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5827695
DOWN GOOOOOOOES THE WITCH
meanwhile Gar lifts the Rocket Fist off him and prepares to throw it at Time Wizard
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>>5827696
"DID MARIAN DO IT FOLKS?! DID HE TAKE OUT THE WITCH?!"

A. Yes, despite his dumbass comic relief status, he is still a son of Lolisniffer and WAS one of the faction leaders of Skeleton Island after all
B. No, she was never on that thing, cuz you know, magical construct
C. No, marian's attack stat sucks balls lmao
D. [insert thing here]
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5827701
A.
HE DID IT????
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5827701
A
Let the man have this win, he is probably gonna lose hard soon anyway
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>>5827704
>>5827705
"THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. MARIAN CAN HAVE THIS WIN NOW. BECAUSE HE WILL LOSE TERRIBLY AND BRUTALLY LATER"

"YEAA---wait what"
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5827707
ANYWAYS
>>5827696
get back to Gar fighting time Wizard
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>>5827708
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5827714
LIFT GAR LIIIIIIIIIIFT
WOOOOOOOO
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5827714
"What's the matter, feeling the WEIGHT of TIME on your shoulders!?"
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>>5827716
"SHUT UP! I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL WIZARD"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5827719
"I think it's about time for you to CLOCK OUT, simpleton!"
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5827719
"SHOW US YOUR WIZARD LICENSE!"
"oh shit uh THERE IS NO TIME FOR THAT."
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>>5827721
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

And now, while Gar blows a gasket, the Time Wizard will

A. Clock gar in the face
B. Rewind time
C. Clock out
D. [free space]
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5827724
D. Genuflect
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5827724
>>5827725
Time's up Gar
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5827724
>D - Use a Grandfather clock as a bat and Homerun Bat Gar out into the arena's blast zones
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>>5827726
THE TIME WIZARD GENUFLECTS! COMPLETELY DODGING THE GIANT FIST GAR THROWS AT HIM!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5827730
TIME WIZARD NOW UNLEASHES HIS ACTUAL TIME POWERS
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5827727
>>5827730
Now, hit him with the Grandfather Clock! That heavy attack left him open to a counter!
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5827730
Time wizard then delivers a punch at Gar
Turns out he is also super buff.
With time powers, every day can be both leg day and arms day
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>>5827731
"Time for you to Clock Out, sword boy"

"NANI?!"

And thus the Time Wizard unleashes his actual time powers:

A. He rewinds time, but for real
B. Actual time stop
C. He pulls out a big fucking grandfather clock and clonks Gar so hard he flies into Marian
D. [free space]
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5827738
B.
ROADUUUUUUUUROLLER
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5827738
B, then C
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5827740
ROLL 2D100. FIRST ONE'S FOR GAR. SECOND ONE'S FOR THE TIME WIZARD

DUE TO TIME STOP. THE TIME WIZARD HAS [whatever I rolled] + 20 AS A BONUS
>>
Rolled 43, 84 = 127 (2d100)

>>5827751
>>
Rolled 47, 25 = 72 (2d100)

>>5827751
Gar has been completely dunked on.
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>>5827752
>>5827754
GAR GOT BLASTED SO HARD, HE WAS LAUNCHED RIGHT INTO GUNBUSTER G
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>>5827757
MARIAN, WIPE GAR OFF YOUR WINDSHIELD AND GET IN THERE AND BATTLE WITH THE TIME WIZARD WITH YOUR OWN TIME POWERS
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5827757
AND NOW HE'S BEAMING UP HIS OWN MECH TO TAKE OUT MARIAN
>>
Rolled 4092 (1d10000)

>>5827757
"It is now time to activate my even more amazing wizard powers. Behold, as I roll a much larger die than everyone else to make OP hit the image limit so that he can't continue the quest any further"
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5827757
>>5827758
>>
>>5827761
OH SHIT HIS TIME POWERS IS TOO STRONG. THE IMAGE LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHED
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5827765
STARTNEW THREAD NOW
>>
Rolled 169 (1d10000)

>>5827765
Start new thread later, in due time.
>>
>>5827770
>>5827770
>>5827770



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