You are fan, the big valor boy of these hot parts. You law down the fucking law, you’re like a garbage man, uh huh. You’re power tripping big guy and you ride high on the fact that you can turn some scoon into Pastrami and make his fat family turn his likeness into a t shirt with a simple flick of your epic caucosoid fingers. You get a little silly from time to time. It’s holla core.Jak stands to your left that nigga’s a bit chain genius and resident internet boy to your valor boy Together you are Yeeng and yanng Opposites attractingTogether you do shit thou could never dream of apart.Comprendehende? Adventar and time.Your clean up the trash of this fucking city big guy. Everyone is scum in this land, the land of oh. It’s crazy. It’s like that one part of sin city with yellow bastard in it but that’s just life for people every day, there’s no break from it.Also there’s a whole cast of wacky characters and they’re driving you up the wall. Good thing you have means of destruction k Now go meet someone But just one>MarmeladeThis little lady makes your toes curl and your heart go a twitter WOWZA. Her goth vampire aesthetic makes you google the fragility of hot topic mall doors because you just want to break apart that sweet little treat and get to the cheesy center inside you know what I’m sayin haha >Ice Craig Stupid faggot no one likes. You don’t like him. You’re everyone. Also junkle’s hackles raise when the blue nigger gets aprocheth
visit the craig and beat him up
>>5729109>>Marmeladeim gonna marmelade on her marmelade
Oh yeah fucking marblebeeb That’s the spice, the RESIDENT SLAMPIG You bring your body to “big-size” just thinking about that pale skinned vexen fills you with the urge to dominate and impregnate. In a PG 13 Context of course. This is the Cartoon Network, no gash will be filled. You will turn this parking lot cigarette counting, tiktok making, lesbian freak into one of Christ’s own trad wives Alas That be what the scripture says But you do want to knit crochet with this goofy bitch ’ Nonetheless you ariseOne of god’s own soldiers You are a MANa perfect ectomorph chad with Hunter eyes, you’re going woo this pierced daddy hating wacko and get some goth slit. You stand like a big giant and start sprinting towards her house
But this white oppressor ain’t anywhere You’re going to have to do your iconic Finnish scream to make the girlies come a crawling
BIIIIIIITCHCOME OUT COME OUT OR IM GOING TO KILL MYSELFIM IN A REALLY BAD PLACE AND IM LIKEN TO DO SOME THINGSIM LIKE THE BJORK STALKER COME OUT COME OUT COME OUT
Oh there she is.She’s taking a concrete nap. Should you leave her to it?But man bubba it stinks, jacket would dog vomit at this miserable wench had you not left him in the dust to get that vampiric goodness.do you dare interrupt her eternal barrel sleep?>Fuck no back to the house>Yes, free my mistress from her Japanese coffin >I can love her this way. I am an open minded lad >I’m going to release my anger on ice craig
>>5729331>I’m going to release my anger on ice craigHer fucking adoptive father will answer for this
>>5729331>I’m going to release my anger on ice craigI fucking love beating up pensioners
GOD FUCKING DAMN ITYour one chance at getting some freckled cellulite ass and pierced poon tang on this whore of an earth just went up in smoke you did everything you were supposed to it’s not fair“ I-I am true cel” you say This is all ice Craig’s faultThat fucking wastrel will pay in blood for his sins. You jump and your big knees pop a plenty as you doyou bolt it through the air until you get to ice craig palace There’s the blue race traitor nowYou guys lock eyes together What nefarious snake tongue will leave his fetid mouth, the fucking slime You tense your little hands up, you’re fuming right now
Do you guys listen to System of a Down?
THAT IS IT ICE CRAIGI HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT DUDEENOUGH IS ENOUGHYOU ARE DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL AND IM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMOREALL YOU DO IS ENFORCE YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT ON PEOPLEYOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICESTHE WORLD IS FUCKED BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU YOU HAVE TO CHANGEENOUGH IS ENOUGHAND I HAVE HAD ITIVE REACHED MY FUCKING LIMIT ICE CRAIG I HAVE REACHED MY FUCKING LIMIT
WHAT HAPPENS TO ICE CRAIG
>>5729432go aggro crag on ice craig
YOU SALTLESS LITTLE PIG YOU ARE A TYRANT YOU ARE GARBAGEYOU MAKE ME SICK YOUR TIME IS OVER OLD MAN I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHENANIGINGSI AM GOING TO REND YOU LIMB FROM LIMB THIS IS REAL AND GRITTY AND IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME YOU FUCKING COCKAROACH You knock the living shit out of the power cuck ice craig, Jaque dog goes full shitbull and clamps down on his torso with the combined mega hurtz bite force of three gorillion shitbulls
Fain It’s me Ice Craig, the character This won’t bring Marjory Grease back Stop this madness please
>>5729490fuhuhuhuhuh suck my fucking dick dude
HHHHHSTOP BEING FUCKING MEAN TO PEOPLE DUDE I AM SERIOUSLY AT MY FUCKING LIMIT APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW AND LET YOUR VICTIMS, LIKE ME, LIVE THEIR LIFEFINAL WARNING CHUCKLE FUCK THIS IS GRITTY AND REAL AND MY FEELINGS WILL BE VALIDATED
You showed that power bottom the law of the land, flag. Another W to your blockchain portfolio. God you just want to buy tinder premium or whatever the fuck it’s called and show those belligerent nepo babies who the real cock of the walk is, killing people is like poppers but for the gland in your brain that was a spartan in a past life instead of your asshole.Ooh wee that sure was an adventurous time You got a bit of a tummy ache and brother you are sweating something fierce, the bad guy dies and everything you have ever done was justified. It’s like war. It’s not about loss of life for an industrialized death machine but about cool army guys and stuff.You’re a cool army guy, Fran. The coolest. And this was your Vietnam. Except you just won it.Blue ice guy is a red water guy now. Ironic it’s like a poem you read back in Munich, elementary.You Reddit giggle all the way back to the quad as Joker the dog wags his epic tail.Another adventure quashed. What’s next you hyperborean metrosexual devil? There’s a lot of choices it’s metriod core in many ways, but instead of a n64 polygonal rip of a naked Samus it’s just some aspergic chimpanzee in a little ambiguously cal arts designed bear hat with his absolutely rawr pilled yellow dog. Haha bacon pancakes! That one. You do so love his antics.>Ransack ice Craig’s place >Resurrect ice craig it’s for your arc>Return to little miss Marcellus Weed >Go home >Call up one your homies>Visit candy land >write in
>>5729504>>Resurrect ice craig it’s for your arc>Visit candy land
>>5729504>>Resurrect ice craig it’s for your arc>Return to little miss Marcellus WeedThis quest reads like a stressful hazy fever dream and somehow it's very enjoyable
>>5729504>Ransack ice Craig’s place
>>5729504>>Call up one your homies
>>5729504>ransack>return to marcellus
>>5729504>Resurrect ice craig it’s for your arc>>Return to little miss Marcellus Weed>Call up one your homies
>>5729504>Resurrect ice craig it’s for your arc>Return to little miss Marcellus Weed>Call up one your homiesThis has got to be the quest I've ever read
You wait 3 dang days and 3 darn nights for this Siberian brap hog to come back to life one of those Brazilian cockroaches with the crazy wingspans that actually are allowed to fly just because of their significant size to every other cockroach and the only thing limiting other cockroach flight is their small stature and lack of aerodynamicability. God you do enjoy how the beaners squeal at those magnificent brown rockets. All you want is an angry fat Latina to reach her hoggish hands into every aspect of your life, drive up your credit score, and make you feel miserable enough to pop a xannie cranberry malt cocktail that gets you so skizzered you paint your hot little brains out all over the Baltimore payment. Is that all it takes to get a biches attention. Some LA RONA from your iPod to make those fresh out of the river border jumping sand rock cuties swoon? The commoditization of modern day relationships makes you feel Travis bikcle core. Every day is another taxi driver for you It’s all very nietzche core krinkle the cold comes back from his extended diet nap. You have no regret. He has spent many a episode maturing wit h his robust dyke pals singing ukulele covers. He’s so serialized and smart and educated that you want to shake the hand of a great man and feel his calluses.Maybe now he won’t be so much of a fucking asshole and he learns his actions have consequences.You dap him up and play a little bookie with his stigmata by sticking your index finger through the loop and shaking it around a little bitIt’s cash as hellAnd blue nigga loves it.You hug him and embrace. He’s your ride or die. You had to bring him back because he’s just so commercially relevant and viable.He’s far more reliable than jackanape, you’re stupid fucking dog. Someone should feed him grape skins until he shakes UNTIL HE SHAKESIce creed is way more of an irresistible slam piece than junko. But that’s because junko’s a canine eucalyptus dog pitbull. And that is morally unacceptable. But gargle genes the vampire would definitely take a sip of that pudding. For she is a socially repugnant female. Do you get it? Ho Ho THAT BITCH THAT FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU The trend hopping white jezabel, hee “neurodivergence” makes you want to go full Richard Ramirez , but you will literally cut her head off no dip. But you still love her tee hee
>>5729979who are you and what did you do to pendleton ward
Hey icecicle gimp Im stealing your shit dudeYou plummet ice Craig’s crucifix back into the tomb he sashayed out of, the fruit. He’s not even cool gay he’s studio 54 aids crisis Elton John mike pence gay. But he’ll just be there for a little bit.You gotta go take his shit first. You got a ton of other shit to do too because you get a little over ambitious sometimes, the tummy ache pills Jelatin feeds you do wonders for your productivity.
>>5729982I am pen I am pen I am pen I am pen I’m this beautiful growing thing and I made a simple mistake for which I apologize art is my growing dream for I am a man child of art, I founded my animation studio in my parents garage and they have been nothing supportive.Listen to me. I implore you.I know nothing I have seen nothingI am but a humble servant and a patron of the arts Much like Shakespeare before me Like Diogenes I know I have my faultsI am white, I am a fucking bumI do live in a trailer with my momMy boy Future is an Uncle TomI do got a dumb friend named Cheddar BobWho shoots himself in his leg with his own gunI did get jumped by all six of you chumpsAnd Wink did fuck my girlBut i am still standing here screaming fuck the free world But let me improve let me live let me run and play
Ice Craig’s house is so fucking radDeadpoo l letterman jacketIt’s like Molly but for clothesThis is all so slizzard you feel like the bell of the ball right now.You want his game cube gamesYou can hear the juice wrld nightcore remixes blasting from a triple monitor setup down the halljudging by the smell of four week old Arbie’s and rotten chowder it can only be the sweet savory aromas of a goon cave. Hook line and sinker for every little stinkerWhat a delicious treat.The kingdom hearts light switch coverings confirm your suspicions.You leave the living room and approach the goon cave
you run into the goon cave and start swiping plastic pieces of useless horse piss like it’s Katrina and you are “prepping” if you catch muh muh my drift. You feel like such bad boy You skip into the goon cave and begin looting all of ice Craig’s shit. His funkos are forfeit. You’re such a enbie goddess that you don’t even spare the brood of silk worms festering beneath his deku postersDuh duh deku Fucking amaze balls you say you love anime and squish mellows and product. You know for a truth that girls who own these objects have sand like grit skin, goose bumped hides, straw hair and pussy that smells like fish.Pee ew haha You use code hero to get a discount of free as you swipe more of this little fish’s hot deets.You feel like Caligula You grab all sorts of red bubble stickers it’s so amazeballsThey substitute your entire belief systemTime to call up on your homies now that the masterwork is complete ted Dial dial brr brr Ummmmm who is it? Hee hee You say with a cheekily little grin as you buck your booties around, you charming little rascal. I’ll see you dead.The dial is coming from in there houseWhat a sick little twistYou hear three big knocks on the doorYour homie is knocking on the doorHe was here all alongBut he ain’t talkingHe’s been. A wiz a wise guy every since he remembered and now he’s about to talk to the boss
DAVID DUKE!!??“Yes franbow, it’s me. David duke. And we gotta lick split banana out of this joint. That blue fucktoy downie lied to you, everything can be fixed and okay it’s all okay everything’s going to be okay. Nothing is forever it is just a temporary lapse in emotion I am like Spock I am like Gandalf I am like the wolf of Wall StreetWe gotta get Marlboro Green back! She can still live! She can pop that hot little queefbox to and fro and I’ll be here for it, Fran. But I wouldn’t come up on your block and steal that hottie, yet I can still appreciate her beauty from a distanceI wouldn’t muscle up on you like that dogNow let’s go get her. I’ll try to stay back. Because I’m that gorilla dick baby I make tight pussy wet and the ladies start buckling when they see me comprende I can turn her ovaries into a hot soup pally”Wow. David Duke You gotta get back to miraculous leaf A$AP
You and your fat family make it back to her barrel She’s still giving you the mixed cement shoulder You lean up to the barrel and press your big head close and make your plea. This one’s from the heart.Haha baaaaay-bee. Princesssss. Let me in. Let me in. I wanna pry you out of that mean Ol barrel so we can go listen to ironmaiden and stuff, okay. We can go deathgrips baby. We do anything you want. The world is your oyster me amiga. Just shake that mean old concrete off and come say hi to all my daffy fucking pals right now dude. My patience is really thin right now after all this fucking Craig stuff and I am not into it. It’s really wearing off. And I know you probably got butterflies in your tummy but stop being so selfish and realize that the whole worlds got those critters. It’s okay to be nervy. I can’t make ‘em go away but I can at least put them into formation and make those bugs fly all cool. Do little figure 8’s like top gun. Or ice skating. Come on. Just come out I’m not even playing right now. Just come on out of that mean old Japanese sarcophagus and let’s hang out. David fucking duke’s here and you’re embarrassing me right now She ain’t budging What do >fuck it. Candy land. >give the dog some fucking dialogue >ice craig adventure just you and him fuck all this >give her to David>shake her loose >leave her alone and find greener pastures>woo her with song >woo her with words >write in
>>5730059>>woo her with song>give the dog some fucking dialogue duet
>>5730059To hell yeah, duet with Jack, duet with Jack!
>>5730059>duet with Jack!
>>5730059>Duet with Jack
>>5730059>duet with jackwe gotta howl like hound dogs for that goth snatch
>>5730059>give the dog some fucking dialogue This is awesome.
Where are you, Penny?
http://thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5729109/A thread like this deserves to be remembered.
i wish there where more adventure time quests even if they are like this i am getting nostalgia for mayo wizard