OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.But soon you will have your revenge! For now you have convinced everyone to join your Skeleton Fight tournament on the moon. With everyone being distracted by said tourney, you now travel the world to hidden temples in order to gain the ingredients to make the Ultimate Drink, something that'd massively boost your power in order to defeat your sister, Shotasniffer!Currently you're planning your next move after gaining another ingredient of said Ultimate Drink
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5711785Guess we'll have to beat up OP for not making a thread for two weeks. The entire von Jewburner family joins in the slaughter.
Rolled 76 (1d100)This was the best plan. Let everyone tire themselves out while you go ahead and obtain ultimate power... quattro you are a genius... an evil, chill genius... a skeleton with a brain, the man with the plan you did it to them once again you nasty son of a loli sniffer
>>5711789>
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5711791Chill in the Chillsader dropship as we plan where to go next.
>>5711793Quattro Big Chillin'
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5711795go to someone less boring, like Jim
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5711795Big Chillin' with the Bing Chilling. Now Quattro Man, where too next?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5711795Next up - obtain the Aetherial Cocktail Shaker
>>5711797Alright, there is only about 2 ingredients left on the list. After you get em, the Ultimate Drink can be crafted
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5711802>>5711803Let's get the Shaker next. Bring up the tactical display so we can see where it is.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5711802>>5711803This item is owned by a businessman in a very urban area. We will need to pull a low-key spy operation for this one. Like in the james bond movies
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5711803lets hire somebody to get them
>>5711807My god
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5711815beat him up
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5711815Our spy phone rings. Its our intelligence chief, here to give us a briefing about Big K, the man who possesses the Shaker
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5711815Computer, tell us about this man and his business.
>>5711818The owner of a massive multinational conglomerate, dabbling in various fields such as computer technology, manufacturing, mongolian basket weaving, medical, etc.... Ostensibly also a huge philanthrophist who have worked to help uplift multiple third world countries.In truth,A. It's all a front for his massive world wide crime empireB. It's all real, dude's an actual just straight up alright guy C. He's part of an ancient conspiracy to rule the world from the shadowsD. [insert plot twist here]
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5711823D. Plot twist this DIIIIIIIIICK
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5711823>ABC a little bit of all at oncehe's a bit corrupt, partly a nice guy, also kind-of sort-of assembling artifacts in hopes of achieving primordial power
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5711823>B. It's all real, dude's an actual just straight up alright guy>D. He helps fund the League of HeroesHe's keeping the Coctail Shaker safe so no one can use it for evil.
>>5711826Sonuvabitch is one of the league's main funder! This also means he's under the heroes' protection. Mess up the infiltration and it's the league on your ass
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5711828The league will never notice>Meanwhile"YOU GAVE QUATTRO THE ICE CUBES?"
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5711828We're going in under a disguise.Put on your most chill business suit
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5711828It'll be alright, with the help of Marian we can lock down the security system so no help can arrive in ti... HOLY SHIT QUATTRO THE DROPSHIP IS BEING INTERCEPTED!
>>5711830"He won it fair and square""YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET HIM DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE"
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5711837Heh. Love it when a plan comes together. The Chill Mastermind is what Quattro is.Next up, I heard Big K is hosting a party at his mansion..... the same one that houses the Shaker.. hmmm...This is almost too perfect.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5711837>>5711838The K stands for [insert name of animal that starts with K here]
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5711840>>5711837The K stands for Kobra, because it sounds kool.
>>5711838>>5711840>>5711841An extremely wealthy man that backs the heroes, but his moniker is BIG KOBRA?! This can't be right! This man HAS to be secretly evil! Nobody good has a name like Kobra!Quattro needs to learn to be more accepting of people's life choices
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5711845>>5711832OH SHIT THIS EVENT THAT LOW ROLLED IS COMING BACK AGAIN, WILL IT SUCCEED THIS TIME?!
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5711845PREPARE YOUR DISGUISE
>>5711847>>5711849Yes, Quattro. Prepare your disguise.Nevermind the first roll. Surely we are not being intercepted
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5711851It failed twice, so no. It's banished to the pile of failed prompts. Now open the wardrobe.
>>5711852
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5711857Damn, that black suit is looking real swanky, and we do be needing to look swanky to get in to that gala at BIG KOBRA's mansion.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5711857You better get a wig or regrow your pomp to make sure your disguise is completeAlso black and yellow suit works
>>5711858Now you kinda get why Dad dresses like this all the time
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5711863Bit formal, doesn't have groovy vibes
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5711862>>5711863There goes my good roll, not my fault internet blows balls but that's part of the game right? Anyways same suggestion as before.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5711863Also wear a sombrero and mask to hide your face too.
>>5711865
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5711869Hmm...okay this will do for now
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5711869The afro is a bit much, try something less conspicious
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5711869>>5711868
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5711869Damn, QUATTRO, leave some hoes for the rest of us will you? You're looking LETHAL, mint-fresh.
>>5711873>sombrero
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5711878Hello fellow humans, I am one of you
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5711878Lose the afro, we need somethin that'd stand out less.
>>5711880"Hey Quattro where are we going ne----OH SHIT! INTRUDER ALERT!"
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5711882Relax, sissy. It's me, Quattro! I'm in a disguise. Cool huh?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5711882Ah, Rosa. Excellent timing! You need to try on this outfit you'll use during the infiltration mission.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5711882>>5711884You too apprentice, can't have you be nudist AND a skeleton
>>5711883"YOU CAN'T TRICK ME! WHERE'S QUATTRO? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5711891If you ever want to see Quattro again, you will do as I say.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5711891Just take the mask off, then give Rosa a little slap on the back of the head for being silly.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5711891>>5711892Quattro goes further into corruption for this
>>5711894You fool, you'll reveal the dark secret of every skeleton!
>>5711894
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5711898Corruption meter increases
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5711898Right, now we need to get you a disguise aswell so we can infiltrate the mansion.
>>5711901
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5711903NO TIME TO EXPLAIN QUICK-FAST ROSA GET IN YOUR FANCIEST DRESS WE'RE GOING ON A PARTY DATE
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5711903Get in the wardrobe, woman, and don't come out until you have found a nice outfit to wear. Then chuck her into the Dropship's massive walk-in wardrobe.
>>5711904As Rosa finds a fancy shmancy dress in the dropship's wardrobe. Hackfraud OP has to leave due to some IRL bullshit or whatever. Thread will resume later. Whenever that isupdates n shit be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>5711913Will Rosa find a new dress?Will Quattro succeed in his quest?Will Marian succeed at something of note?Will OP be able to unfuck his schedule?Find out on the next bread
>>5711918Coming live to you in one month or your money back.
WHERE'S THE BREAD OP?
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5712438THERE IT IS
>>5712440
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5712441Snipe the bread before it gets away!
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5712441Get him Quattro
>>5712443
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5712444Meanwhile, we join Luke before he inevitably gets kidnapped for the tourney
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5712444Get disguises for Rosa and the Apprentice
>>5712445
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5712447DARK PORTAL WITH HANDS, LUKE
>>5712449
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5712452What's Lily doing?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5712452GET OVER HERE
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5712452Screech
>>5712453>>5712454>>5712455"LUKE! WATCH OUT!"
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5712457OH N-
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5712457Watch grenade
>>5712458
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5712460This couldn't get any worse-"HEY GUYS SHOTASNIFFER IS HAVING AN IMPROMPTU CONCERT AT OUR CAPITAL IN THE SPACE EMPIRE"
>>5712461Oh great, now them space dudes are whipped into a frenzy
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5712463You have two options, Lilly. You can either go to the fading portal and rescue Luke from whatever monstrous being has captured him, or you can- she set the course for the capital hasn't she.
>>5712464
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5712467Luke deserves some bad luck for all those mean things he said during the war. Go crash that concert
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5712467You better save Luke, Lilly, he's been your earliest (male) supporter since the wars, it's not a question of morality, it's a question of senpai-"AND SHE'S DEBUTING HER NEW SINGLE - MY YOUNGEST SIS IS BEING AN ANGSTY TEEN"SMASH
>>5712469WHY DOES FAMILY AUTOCORRECT TO SEMPAI
>>5712469>>5712470Kinda sussy there, anon
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5712472OP you're not selling tickets to the impromptu song duel are you
>>5712475Dont change the subject
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5712476wai is that steve?
>>5712477
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5712478QUICK WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED, GET HIM AND PULL HIM TO THE VTUBERS
>>5712479As Lilly heads off to crash Shotasniffer's concert, which we have no budget for, Luke is thrown through the portal
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5712482He ends up in a dark room
>>5712483
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5712484Luuuukee... luuukeeeeeeeeee.....Your sausages........ are bad.....
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5712484Moo
>>5712486*crack*
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>5712490It's too dark to find the guy who said that
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5712490>>5712492Real bad, would rather eat vegetables than this
>>5712492And so, Luke started slashing blindly in a rage.
In a completely totally unrelated note, we cut back to Ken and Jeanne running from Marian's giant mecha roomba
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5712496Uh oh! I'm getting some distressing notifications about the mech's integrity - Marian probably
>>5712497"WHAT?!"
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5712499The damage is coming from INSIDE THE MECH
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5712499ACTIVATE EMERGENCY REPAIR SKILL
What ever Marian triess to do.....will be put on hold, I gotta go right now. be back in a few hours
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5712504-Last words of OP shortly before he died when he met with Lolisniffer on his way back to the island
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5712504so sad op died
>>5712575
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5712581>>5712501>>5712502
>>5712582"ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT""CRITICAL DAMAGE SUSTAINED""STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY COMPROMISED""FUCK!"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5712584"THE ROOMBA IS CATCHING FIRE, DUMP WATER ON IT"Olessa is in the water tank due to Rasputin's idea of dynamic entry
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5712584Activate the auto-repair function.
>>5712587
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5712592We gotta figure out who broke the roomba from the inside. Send out the security drones to scour the mech and find who's responsible.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5712592Use an anti-viruse program to get rid of those pesky bugs.
>>5712592switch off autonrepair, it diminishes the value of manual work
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5712600
>>5712596[ANTI VIRUS DEPLOYED]Meanwhile, in a seemingly unrelated location"THE VEGANS SEND MORE DRONES TO STOP ME?!"
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5712604vegans? I think we all know what this means
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5712604"Yes, we're vegan and we hate your meat dogs, Luke."WHO COULD THIS MYSTERIOUS VOICE BEEEEEE
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5712604The Anti Virus drones are confused.
>>5712608"VEGAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY VE----"
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5712610>>5712607
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5712610A neon sign in the shape of an arrow pointing to a hotdog shows up. It appears to be pointing Luke in a certain direction.
>>5712611"That's right. Meat sucks. Vegan forever"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5712618WHAT IS THAT VOICE WE DO NOT KN-SHUT UP VEGAN DRONES
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>5712618A friendly burger appears to guide Luke out of the machine.
>>5712620"Yooouuuuuu cannnnoooot beeeaaaat the veeggggggg"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5712624GREEN
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5712624>>5712625"WHY AM I EVEN HERE" - Olessa
>>5712626Olessa asks this, despite the fact that:A. She's embroiled in a match of her own.B. She's providing commentaryC. She's barreling straight at the mecha roombaD. [insert shenanigan here]
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5712628C. She's barreling straight at the mecha roombaD. with a monster truck
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5712628>A. She's embroiled in a match of her own.She's gotten caught up in the match between Gustave and the Vampire, which is still ongoing.
>>5712634"Oh shit, right"
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5712639Hoo boy does it get sweaty under all these layers I'm wearing. Do you mind if I just catch some AIR?And she starts spinning around like a beyblade with them in hand
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5712639>>5712640throws them to the roomba
>>5712640"AAAAAAA"
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5712646>>5712642"THIS IS THE BEST""WE LOVE BEING CHOKED AND THROWN"
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5712646Don't mind me, just taking out the trash! Toss them off the stage and be done with it. There's a tasty smell in the air, could only be Luke.
>>5712648Methinks anon is projecting something
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5712654Filter posts from qLETNtAg and move along.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5712654>>5712658shhh
>>5712659
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5712662And 'lo, on the second day OP did mightly smite Anon for being horny on main.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5712662>>5712664I REGRET NOTHING
>>5712666bonk
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5712672back to the throw
>>5712673
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5712680AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5712680Dust off your frilly skirt after a job well done
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5712680GUSTAVE COUNTERS THE GRAB!
>>5712687...how do you counter when you're already thrown
>>5712691With great skill.
>>5712687"Gustav you dumbass, we're already thrown, there's no grab to counter""Oh....whoops"
>>5712691Guess use the vampire as a counterweight.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5712693>>5712694PHYSICS
>>5712696EXTREME SPACE PHYSICS
>>5712696"What is that supposed to meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa---------"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5712701Gustave lands neatly on his feet a little ways away from Olessa while the Vampire keeps flying towards the Mecha Roomba.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5712701WE USE OUR WEIGHTS TO INTERRUPT THE THROW BY PUSHING AGAINST IT
>>5712706"I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOW HOW IT WORRRKSSSSS"
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5712701do a bump
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5712711WE'RE GOING TO TRY THE IMPOSSIBLE
Rolled 51083 (1d100000)>>5712713"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"Roll 1d1000
Rolled 962 (1d1000)>>5712718>Rolled 51083 (1d100000)>1d100000OP what the fuck.
>>5712719>>5712718There was a dream that was rome
>>5712719
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5712723Gustave failed, he must now-"Oh hi Luke.""WHERE IS THE WEEB"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5712723That's not fair, OP cheated.
>>5712726Based on what evidence?
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5712728Your dice was much bigger than ours.
>>5712728based?
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5712728>>5712724based on what
>>5712732"wait wha---AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5712735time to BALL
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5712735"LUKE, YOU KILLER OF VAMPIRES, PREPARE TO DIE AS TAKE OFF MY-"Gustave immediately faints
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5712735HE CAME OUT OF THE DAMN ROOMBA
>>5712742
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5712745Grab the Shotgun, Marian. We're going to go have a talk to whomever fucked up our Roomba.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5712745>>5712747Yeah and-MARIAN WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THE VAMPIRE
>>5712748
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5712754"TELL ME WHERE IS THE WEEB NOW I'LL KILL HIM AGAIN AND AGAI-""Luke von Jewburner, did you bring back Lilly like I requested?""...oh fuck. H-Hi O-Olessa."
>>5712755"I WAS TAKEN HERE AGAINST MY WILL! LILLY WAS SAFE! WE WERE JUST HAVING A ROAD TRIP""So where is she then?""SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5712764Olessa takes off her helmet"OH MAN! SHE ONLY DOES THAT WHEN SHE DECIDES TO STOP SWINGING AND START PUNCHING" - Betty as commentator
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5712764Marian sneaks away during the argument,
>>5712769yeah this is the point he starts running
>>5712764>SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM
>>5712766
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5712789OLESSA CALM DOWN, GUSTAVE HELP ME-DON'T TELL ME YOU FAINTED BECAUSE OF THE VAMPIRE'S PHOTOS
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5712789>>5712790Gustave has started fighting the Vampire again.
>>5712805>>5712754the vampire is dead man
>>5712807You can still beat the shit out of a corpse.
>>5712808Point.
>>5712805Gustaf starts punching the vampire's monstrous corpse."CAn't tell if it's because he's a dumbass, deep rooted mental issues, or an actual dead corpse is the only thing he can win against." - Says Marian
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5712833It'd be the second one, I wager. Now sneak away before Olessa and Luke notices you.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5712833And the greens are...just snogging over explosions"Your family is weird Betty." - Alt-Betty, the other commentator
>>5712836
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5712857"Well isn't that a surprise apperance, Jerry. I don't know what drawer Marian managed to pull Luke out from, but it seems the duel between him and Olessa will be damn spicy. They've already taken a big chunk out of that moon mountain."
>>5712862"This also had the side effect of completely wrecking Marian's Roomba Mech. We can only wait and see what effect does this has on Marian's own chances in the tournament, folks. "
"And OP gotta pass out now""What a hack""he says thread will continue in the morning when he wakes up""We all know that won't happen"
>>5712893More lilly please
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5712893Summon Quattro to the hyper dimension
>>5712893Morning
>>5713681
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5713691It suddenly becomes very dark.Lolisniffer has entered skull island
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5713691GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD MORNING VIETNAAAAAMMMMMMM
>>5713697mmmreeeehhhhh 5 more minutes
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5713698Damn it, OP, you clocked in to work of drawing my subtly disguised fetishes in the form of a quest, that means no more sleeping. Should have thought about sleep before you stayed up till 4 AM again!
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5713698Too bad, there's this Vtuber stream..
>>5713699
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5713701>>5713700
>>5713702
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5713703Imagine being sub human enough to watch "vtubers" the ultimate form of internet degeneracy and the end of humanity as we know it. Everyone is a stupid fag glued to his screen watching some fake whore pretend to be cute on camera. Thankfully we are not such people here.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5713703QUICK, WHILE HE'S AWAKE, GET THE VTUBER MERCH TO LURE HIM OUT
>>5713704THEY'RE WATCHING, ANON
>>5713705
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5713710At least my man Luke would never fall for this vtuber scamSpeaking of which...
>>5713710>>5713712>Luke>the simp for women>not falling for the scam
>>5713712
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5713716Oh my god, once again: Steve!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5713716Now the other brother sister pair->CENSORED
>>5713717Currently in a full body cast
>>5713719Sign his cast
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5713719an improvement over >>5712478!sign it.
>>5713722
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5713723LUKE GOES FOR A DROP KICK
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5713723>>5713718
>>5713724
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5713727he misjudged the distance and crashes into her before exending his legs
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5713727Olessa reenacts her throwing act
>>5713728
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5713727Olessa counters with a nutshot because CLEARLY Luke doesn't have the balls to come back here with Lily like he should have.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5713731"AND THE CROWD CHEERS, THIS IS ANYONE'S FIGHT NOW"
>>5713734
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5713736>>5713732He's just high off vegan hunting and is still searching for the weeb
>>5713738
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5713746"GET OUT OF THE WAY OLESSA, I NEED TO FIND THE VEGAN WEEB, HE DARED TO TAUNT MY MEAT, WHICH I LOVINGLY MAKE FOR EVERYONE EVERY DAY"Jeanne and Ken thumbs up
>>5713750
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5713757Olessa throws Luke to the Greens and then jumps in
>>5713758"BAH GAWD IT'S A TOTAL SLOBBER KNOCKER!"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5713763"Really?""Shut up alt-Betty"
>>5713764
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5713764"What an absolute punch-up, down, in, out, over and under! It's madness!""No, this is Skeleton Island. Well, one of our moon facilities anyway."
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5713765>>5713768Meanwhile, on the actual Skeleton Island, the alarm for "DAD'S HOME" is mysteriously smashed
>>5713768
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5713770>>5713769
>>5713777"Hmmm....doorbell's not working"
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5713778Island's emptyBreak in politely
>>5713781"Damn, where's everybody?"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5713784Must have left due to a mission (not goofing off)
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5713784better galet back tonmy *SECRET PROJECT*
>>5713792Anon are you having a stroke
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5713793Welp no kids around. Time to drink beer and watch TV
>>5713793yos
>>5713794Perhaps Lolisniffer was planing to do something when he got back home. But with nobody around he finds it's the perfect moment to slack off
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5713796After all, what's more relaxing than good old TV"GRAND TOURNAMENT OF HEROS ON THE MOON ONGOING"
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5713796We see an add for Knight(s) Quest 2 on the tv featuring everyone's favorite Cain and Abel the Mob Knights.
>>5713798"Hmmm? A grand tournament of heroes on the moon? Well that's new"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5713801>>5713802
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5713802>>5713804Debate currently rages about who's the better singer
>>5713805"CAIN AND ABEL RETURNS IN THE EXCITING SEQUEL TO KNIGHT(s) QUEST. HAVING QUIT THEIR JOBS. THE KNIGHTS HAVE GONE ON THE ROADS TO BECOME BARDS.""BUT LIKE ANY ROCK BAND""I'm the better singer, Abel""THERE'S TROUBLE IN PARADISE""You can't sing your way out of a paper bag, Cain!""JOIN THEM ON THEIR EMOTIONAL JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY, BROTHERHOOD, HOMO EROTICISM AND ROCK AND ROLL" "We did it Abel, we truly are the Knight(s) Quest, too""ONLY IN KNIGHT(s) QUEST 2: BARD QUEST"
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5713807Be in deep thought about the tournament and how you will drop in to terrorize all the heroes and villains and make it the biggest bodycount of an event since yesterday's bake sale.While conveniently missing the information that it's funded by the Skeleton Island Crew for everyone.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5713807The trailer then has one of those moments where someone says something that belongs in a Marvel capeshit film like "He's right behind me, isn't he?" or something from every kid's movie trailer like "Awwwwkwaaaaard" and Gustaf the Scythe Knight randomly appears twerking for whatever reason.
>>5713808Yessss.......but then again this couch is really comfy
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5713810Lolisniffer falls into the big sleep on the couch, he's been busy these past few months and hasn't had time to rest properly.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5713810>>5713811Doze off as reports of Shotasniffer's concert and rumors of Lilly planning to crash in play
>>5713811
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5713816And now, Rosa in a Gala dress.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5713816ring ringIts Quattro, he's asking for fashion advice
OP gotta go somewheres, be back in 2 hours,At least
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5713932shhh the mass murderer is sleeping>>5713812
>>5713933
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5713941Even the loud singing duel isn't enough to rouse him up.Rasputin secretly teleports him, with couch, to the moon.
>>5713944
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5713952The announcer's booth breaks open as Betty, Alt-Betty and the other announcers jump out right to the arena
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5713952no time, only sleep
>>5713969MEANWHILE, INSIDE LOLISNIFFER'S DREAM
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5713973Oh look it's Quattro and your partner-in-crime
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5713973Mmm, dream cookie.
>>5713975A vision!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5713988>>5713986IGNORE THAT WE HAVE TO GET THAT COOKIEGO AWAY DREAM HEROS
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5713988Oh wow that certainly doesn't look ideal, it's a good thing this is just a dream and not reality right
>>5713989
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5713991Chase cookie!
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5713991Extendo-cookie-grabber-arm, go!
>>5713992"Halt! I am the cookie guardian. You shall not pass"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5713994Out of my way, Guardian. The Cookie is mine!
>>5713941Sick
>>5713995"If you do not listen, then I'll have to use force!"
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5714002Hey, this is my dream. I can do whatever I want in it. Remove the Cookie Guardian from the dream.
>>5714006"WAIT WAIT NO NO NO I HAVE A FAMIL---"
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5714008Your son Quattro got the cookie first, but give you half of cookie.
>>5714010How nice of him
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5714011Wait, is he wearing a much swankier suit than we are?
>>5714012Another vision?!
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5714013Jolt awake at this revelation.
>>5714014But there's still time for cookie
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5714020Make some fucking plot happen
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5714020>OP being a lazy fuck and reusing the same image multiple timesMany such cases.
>>5714023"Halt! I am the plot guardian. You shall not pass"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5714027Smash the Plot Guardian with the cookie. As we continue on to Rosa looking for a disguise in the wardrobe.
>>5714027Offer him your cookie to pass
>>5714034Damn, what's taking so long
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5714034Rosa burst out the door wearing mother gala dress with a mask too.
>>5714045>>5714049
>>5714049>>5714051
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5714070That's perfect, Rosa! You'll be my distraction ace-in-the-hole.You ready to put this shoah on the road?
>>5714083Infiltration of the Big K Gala will begin!...tomorrow! I gotta sleep early due to some work stuff I gotta do later. whoopsupdates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>5714087tomorrow doesn't exist
>>5714946RIP
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5715449Put on afro and head on out to mission
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5715449We need a disguise for the apprentice aswell.
>>5715461That's right random skeleton, you get an afro
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5715467Give him cool star glasses aswell.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5715467Now off to your mission rando commandoMean while Quattro will put on his afro, and his apprentice will also dress in disguise.
>>5715469
>>5715476This is a tactical afro. All you need is in there.Now to the secret mission! Let's a go
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5715481>>5715476
>>5715483Next stop: The Big K Mansion
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5715485For extra cool points we'll be paradropping in to the mansion.
>>5715485The Afro stirs. Quattro doesn't mind of course, that would go against his chill attitude, but the others take notice. Also this>>5715487
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5715488>>5715485Fuck sorry, I'm at work so I keep forgetting to put in my roll
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5715485Land at the mansion helipad in STYLE, get outta the car and pose for everyone to see. We DRIPPING out in this bitch
>>5715487MEANWHILE. ON THE GROUNNNDDDD
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5715493Appears behind and breaks neckNothing personel kid
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5715493*SPLASH*
>>5715493Paradrop and pose with Rosa
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5715497
>>5715502Glad you rolled, pretty sure OP would have Quattro fall behind the guy and break his own neck.
>>5715504Likely, OP has already forced Quattro to remove his head once. He's a devil.
>>5715506He is a cruel elder being, but it wouldn't be as fun otherwise
>>5715502"OH MY GOD! WHO IS THAT INCREDIBLY SWANKY DUO WHO JUST PARADROPPED ONTO THE MANSION GROUNDS? ENTIRELY OFFSCREEN?!"
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5715521Who am I? Who AM I?Don't tell me you don't know my name. Its... uhhhhhhh.. My name is no other than Quattrois De Pettoix. And don't you ever forget it.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5715521It was a hologram and Quattro gives gaurd a wedgie so powerful that the guard passes out.
>>5715526wait its Quattrois Le Pettoix my bad
>>5715526" Quattrois De Pettoix?! "
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5715538The one and ONLY. And I'm here to see Big K. Outta the way peasants!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5715538Right this way sir! I don't know who you are but grand entrance and stance like tells me you are a man of highstature and not at all a Spy.
>>5715539"NOw, how on there just a moment. You may be the swankiest guest I've seen all night. But I still gotta check if you're on the guest list, mister Le Pettoix"
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5715542Lower your glasses to expose one eye and gaze into this guys SOUL
Fuck man! Nothing I can do here that's a good one
>>5715543
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5715552What did you just say to me you little bitch? You trying to bar the way of QUATTROIS? OUTTA THE FUCKING WAY MOTHER FUCKER I GOT NO TIME FOR SMALL FRY LIKE YOU
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5715552Gaurd now joins your crew and is a personal body gaurd to Quattro now.
>>5715554>gaurd
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5715554>>5715552Has Quattro developed a new power!?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5715559Gaze into OP's soul next
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5715559>>5715554Repelled as gaurd My bad
>>5715562Hehehehehe MWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5715564>>5715562There is no hope for me anons. Put me put of my misery.
>>5715561
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5715560>>5715566Has Quattro developed a new power that lets him sway those of lesser willpower with but a glance!?
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5715569>>5715566This
>>5715571>>5715569NO! HE MUSTN'T !
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5715576FINISH HIM WITH THE EYEBROW WIGGLE OF ULTIMATE PERSUASION
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5715576Ahem. So basically, step outta the fuckin' way you man in black. Go hunt down some aliens or something. God damn. Big K be expecting me
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5715579>>5715576FINISH HIM! PERSUASIONALITY!
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5715576Oh he must! Because YOU OP, HAVE DEEMED IT SO!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5715581AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5715595Captcha ate my pic
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5715597So it is now once forth QUATTRO HAS A NEW POWER AND BODY ...GUARD!
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5715597>>5715595That is just the power of Quattro's newfound Charisma trying to remove your dice rigging from the world.
>>5715604OP rigging dice? Impossible. Mister Pettoix over here is clearly delusional
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5715610Give him the stare again.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5715610>>5715580
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5715610>>5715611Stare: The Sequel
>>5715619
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5715622No more dice rigging op
>>5715625Buuuut the dice was neverrr rigggeeedddd
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5715635Sumbit the dice op.....Any ways Quattro goes in to see Mr.K
>>5715637There he is....Big Kobra!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5715647Observe him from the shadows as he greets the guests.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5715647Remember Rosa, we'll sweep in, charm him.. then you'll stay behind to distract him. Got any questions rookie?
>>5715649Big Kobra. Billionaire. Philanthropist. Hero League Funder. From what you can see, he's as affable as his public image suggests. He's greeting everybody not as business associates, but as friends.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5715665Wow, what a guy... GAH his charms are infectious, there's gotta be something up with this guy! No one is this much of a good wholesome person!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5715655>>5715665
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5715665Something isn't right... even the goodiest of goodies have a dark side.... there must be more, have Rosa get her groove on while Quattro go searching his office.
>>5715668"uh, yes, Sensei. Uhm, since I'm staying in the ship in case you need a quick getaway....Is there a manual to this thing? Cuz I've never pilot one a' these before"
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5715676JUST CLICK THE BUTTONS THAT MAKE THINGS HAPPEN GOD DAMN IT, I'M BUSY HERE!
OP had a heart attack and died suddenly in his artist chair, please partake in a moment of silence for the fallen
>>5715728Has it been long enough yet?
>when OP passes out right in the middle of thread
>>5715937Happens to the best of us, no worries OP
>>5716049No, *most* people don't pass out in the middle of posting on 4chins. I think OP should get that sorted seems kinda bad for your health
>>5716065He stays up at night to post threads, of course it's bad for his health.It's after midnight for him
>>5716089There are better addictions to have. Like smoking or drugs.
>>5715665>>5715647>>5715635>>5715622>>5715610>>5715576>>5715566>>5715559>>5715552>>5715542>>5715538This is an extremely 10/10 sequence. Quattro as hell.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5716233Quattro has RRRRREOSA [THATS WITH THE STRONG TRILL]distract Mr. KOBRA. Quattro uses that moment to sneak into his study.
>>5716234"Ah, pleasure to meet you, miss...?"While that's happening, time to do a lil sneaky sneaky
>>5716238Rosa charms the K out of this Mister. Mean while Quattro finds the studyBut....
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5716238transition from swanky to suave for more stealth
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5716238>>5716239Clearly he's a very suspicious man who hides his crimes well under the veneer of being a good citizen, and the study is full of evidence of his evil deeds
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5716239>>5716238Oof I'm tired, 7:45 am is better than 4am tho..
>>5716243Quattro finds the study! But it's locked, naturally.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5716247steal the key from a guard
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5716247Initiate afro powers, lock pic mode!
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5716252
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5716255
>>5716258
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5716266Impressive. Now go back and meet Mr Kobra yourself.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5716266See what's in side
>>5716269Well looks like a normal study to me
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5716273check out the amogus thing
>>5716274
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5716276quattro no don't do it
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>5716276Its an image of me! Could it be.. was he expecting me here?!Drop down and scan the area
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5716276It's pointing at something. It could be a clue.
>>5716278
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5716283>>5716281
>>5716283Activate afro scan
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5716291>>5716283
>>5716286When you take a closer look at it. You find that it's not an amogus. It's....a clock. Clearly you saw the amogus through an alcohol-induced delusion.Or OP is gaslighting you
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5716295>>5716291on the clockinterrogate it
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5716296Scanning
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5716300*WIRRRRR, SNIP SNIP, SCREEEECH, DING*Object scanned.
>>5716302scanned so hard it tells you everything
>>5716302This clock.....The minute hand is stuck! This could either mean it's broken and needs a fix....OR IT'S A CLUE! THE MINUTE HAND IS POINTING YOU TOWARDS SOMETHING?!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5716304WHAT'S IT POINTING AT!?
>>5716304It's pointing too... the number 2! Over there on the wall NUMBER 2!
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5716309>>5716304
>>5716308THE MALTESE FALCON?!
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5716312Wiggle the flacon ....
>>5716317Hmmm...It's stuck to the shelf.....COULD THIS BE ANOTHER CLUE? COULD THE FALCON ITSELF BE POINTING TO ANOTHER THING?
>>5716317You hears me!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5716318Have the afro analyze it
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5716318The beak! The answer lies in the beak. Activate tactical zoom!
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5716318how's Rosa doing?
>>5716324Don't know about you, but she's having a ball
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5716335That's nice, she's always been too much of a shut in. She's needed to get out before she became too much like Marian.Did the Falcon hold any dark secrets?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5716339CAN YOU DECIPHER ITS FALCON RIDDLE?
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5716342FALCON TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5716342I see in to your soul, silly bird. My gaze pierces even the strongest wards.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5716342yes
>>5716344And so you figure out the falcon's beak is pointing towards....the other shelf on the other end of the room! And on it is....THE SEVEN STAR SWORD OF DESTINY!
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5716347Wait.. . Out in the open? You serious... this is a trap. Roll for trap check
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5716347No, not the sword... There's something behind it! Knock the sword down from the shelf so we can get a better look at it!
>>5716352>2
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5716347Oh my god who cares about some shitty sword. Look for the shaker
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5716355Good thing yah didn't Draw yet Hombre
>>5716358>2
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5716360Whu-oh
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5716360OP-senpai please have mercy got damwe managed to achieve 0.5% plot over the span of this thread pleasu don't take it away mercyyy
>>5716363Good cowtowing brother anon
>>5716363Anyway, you don't detect any traps
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5716367Look to what the sword is pointing towards.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5716369IT'S....IT'S....
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5716370DUN-NAN! GUTSMAN
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5716370!
>>5716373IT'S....OH SHIT YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS COMING THIS WAY!
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5716374Activate Afro Camouflage!
>>5716374Great Op left us to get his cigarettes again
>>5716375
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5716393perfect. Now prepare for a hilarious misunderstanding.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5716393Who is it that's coming in to the room?
>>5716398As the footsteps get closer and closer, it could only be!A. Big K B. Another thief!C. RosaD. A Hero!E. Big K and RosaF. A Villain!G. [this space for rent]
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5716402G. [Gig Joe's Tacos]
>>5716403But before you can find out who it is....you enjoy this delicious taco from the world famous Gig Joe's Tacos! This is definitely not sponsored and you JUST HAPPENED to have one of their famously delicious tacos on hand. Totally.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>5716402>>5716405RNG decides who enters.
>>5716405Also choice C.Big K and Rosa enter to divulge his master plan.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5716407>>5716405By jove, it's another dastardly scoundrel! Is he also here for the Shaker, perhaps!?
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5716408>>5716405
>>5716409An unassuming party guest slowly opens the door....THEN RIPS OFF HIS FACE AFTER HE CLOSES THE DOOR!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5716412Gutzman?
>>5716413No, this is not the American constitutional scholar and historian. IT'S....
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5716415ITS......!?
>>5716415IT'S!!!!!And op has been secretly playing amoung us.
>>5716416IT'S.....OP's bed time
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5716418Sleep well, OP, pleasant dreams, sleep tight you round piece of shit. No less than 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep
>>5716420And while OP sleps.....Think of a villain/villain name for Quattro to encounter. Reply to this post with said idea up until thread continues.Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>5716421Tight Compadre
John Hanzo, all American patriot
>>5716421Captain Gravity
>>5716421Bruce Lawbringer, Australian extreme wildlife preservator and international terrorist
>>5716444>his name cant stand on its own, it needs a faggot description to follow it upLOSER
>>5716421Joe.
>>5716421FerretSnorter
>>5716421The Mongoose
>>5716421Schmerg
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5716421Evil Steve, Nega Steve
Quattro is fast devolving from comedic to asshole
>>57195501 post by this ID
>>57197182 post by this id
>>5719550> Implying he wasn't always an assholeHis hilarious failures just masked that aspect.
>>5719550>>5719796He has become a discord moderator
>>5719932Quattro YWNBAW - You will never be a winner
>>5719550To become the hero, you must first become the villain. - Mahatma Gandhi
Knock knock OPCome on wake up it’s time for breakfast, you’ve been sleeping for two weeks
Quattro is just cursed
>>5716421The Demon Imp Gestalt triplets Uno, Dos and Tres, masters of the three-midgets-in-a-trenchcoat disguise technique. So good they don't need a trenchcoat anymore
>>5716421Sleeping Beauty OP is about to be kissed by Quattro
As Quattro focuses his eyes to see which villain pulled up,OP delays thread for another day
>>5731167wtf lmao he did it
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>5731167Alright bois, roll the d10's to determine which villain it is. Or just vote normally if you're a coward. Praying for Schmerg or Nega Steve.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5731178The dice has spoken, and it heralds the coming of Nega Steve. All hail Nega Steve.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5731167Tight Compadre.... he's the man
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5731167NEGA STEEEEEVE
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5731167Nega Steve we be
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>5731167Rolling for choice
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5731167The (Mon)goose is loose
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5731167It's Jon Hanzo OH BY GAWD IT'S ACTUALLY NEGA STEVE FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR. OH, LAWD, THE INHUMANITY.I tell ya that's a real humdinger
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5731167jhon hazno or schmerg
>>5732283>OP starts bread and as soon as I'm off to bedbut why?
>>5732300Because
>>5732303>>5731167schmerg cause booba
>>5732307
>>5732310you know I'm right, OP
>>5732312Not according to the votes, m'afraid
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5732319Aight, nega steve it is
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5732319Clearly a weak version, not like our Steve.Negative is opposite, right.
>>5732321
>>5732323wtf get on with the plot, OP
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5732326>>5732323roll woops
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5732323Just have them all show up
>>5732330
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5732338Damn Steve, why are you so black?
>>5732340"Who said that"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5732343Uh, definitely not me Quattrois De Pettoix!
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5732343The falcon
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5732343The steve
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5732343Say nothing else as he looks around the room
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5732344Quick! Roll 1d100 to be stealthy!Nega Steve has +20 bonus
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5732354IF WE CAN'T SURPRISE HIM SCARE HIM INTO SUBMISSION
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5732354HE'S A WEAK MAN A BABY CAN KICK HIS ASS
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5732354Jump him!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5732354Confuse him
>>5732358He slams you into the wall!....Wait that can't be right. How could he? He's so weak, much weaker than the Steve you know! You must have tripped or something
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5732368Yes Man Kablam him
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5732368MASAKA
>>5732370This move's got a pretty big windup, but surely someone as weak as this guy won't see it coming
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5732379Hey, did Quattro just punch himself?
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5732379Nail it so we can get that heat gauge up and pummel this chump
>>5732380How did this happen? You must be off your game today
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5732384Try again, but without punching himself
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5732384Quattro suddenly fainted!
Rolled 6 (1d200)>>5732384Mix up a drink and think on this whole trying to mix the drink that best represents the quality of Steve.If this Steve was a drink, what drink would he be.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5732384Bust out the cheesiest combo we have
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5732388Wait what
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5732394Wow, Quattro really fell off since skeleton island.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5732394DODGE
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5732394We can't let some wimp who's the opposite of Steve beat us this easily
>>5732399Clearly you were distracted somehow, that's the only explanation
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5732401Quick, mash the left and right buttons to get back up!
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5732401Second wind!
>>5732405That's right! Ain't no way you're gonna be beaten by this weakling! He just got some lucky shots in, that's all
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5732416Pocket sand
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5732416CHARGE! AAAAAA-why is quattro suddenly flying
>>5732418
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5732424Quattro suddenly learns how to fly and loses the ability in record time.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5732424Elbow strike!
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5732424Cast fist
>>5732428Ah, you see, Nega Steve, that was only a distraction, to hit you with an ELBOW STRI-- damn, Quattro musta misjudged the direction
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5732431QUATTRO GET IN THE FUCKING GAMEDRINK YOUR SECRET STASH OF BOOZE HIDDEN INSIDE THE JACKET
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5732431Quattro, use you famed Kung Fu Drunken Ki- why is he suddenly lying on the ground.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5732431QUATTRO GET IN THE FUCKING GAMEDRINK YOUR SECRET STASH OF BOOZE HIDDEN INSIDE THE JACKET
>>5732433>>5732435>double posting
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5732436Quick stalling and start scrawling
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5732436For shame>>5732433NO QUATTRO YOU IDIOT YOU DRANK TOO MUCH
>>5732441
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5732443>>5732442
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5732443Get the booze buff
>>5732447NEGA STEVE'S GONNA GET IT NOW
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5732457Shotgun that shit!
>>5732458OH SHITTTT
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5732462Nega Steve duplicates?What a coward, having to team up against the Quart
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5732462Bottle is now weapon
>>5732463
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5732471HIT THE ONE THAT ISN'T MOVING SO ERRATICALLY
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5732471Take them ALL out with a tatsumaki senpukyaku
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5732472LET'S GO QUATTRO! SHOW THIS WEAKLIING WHO'S BOSS!Nega Steve has +30 bonus
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5732475QUATTRO KICK!
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5732475ATAAA
>>5732477YOU GOT HIM, HE'S DOWN FOR GOOD YOU DID IT QUATTRO
>>5732477>Quattro getting a nat 100
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5732480Quattro hits Nega Steve so hard he's vaporized on a quantum scale
>>5732482
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5732483The blow reverberates throughout time
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5732483Cheer in victory!You do feel a little sleepy though
>>5732484MEANWHILEBACK IN THE TIME OF THE DINOSAURS
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5732488dino eat other dino
>>5732490A savage time
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5732492Back to Quattro, who has clearly given all his energy punching a weakling to nonexistence
>>5732494Phew. So much effort. Just to take out one chump? Man, Quattro, you're losing your edge
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5732501drink
>>5732501Some other dudes from >>5731167 come in to check what is the commotion about and find out Quattro has trashed the study
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5732501>>5732503
>>5732502
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5732505>>5732504Man, you're feeling very sleepy...
>>5732506One of those dudes you say?Which means......time to vote again so OP can disappear for half a month once more
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5732508Nah Quattro's gonna take a quick nap as some other subplot progress
>>5732510
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5732512A black skeleton leaves, satisfied that Quattro will be captured.
>>5732514
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5732515Move to Lilly and Shotasniffer dueling...through song
>>5732516
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5732523Everyone is awed by Lilly's medieval epicsMeanwhile shotasniffer is just screaming at random pitches
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5732523The crowd cheers!There's even a room for the haters (women) to enjoy the concert.
>>5732527
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5732532That shirt was sold by Marian
>>5732535Man he must be in charge of shipping
>>5732535
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5732539Now Shotasniffer and Lilly take a break for the intermission while the fans start clamouring for more and the women start thinking of ways to beat the shit out of the men.And Twinkle, who is trying to break in.
>>5732543After recovering from the broken spine Luke gave her, thank you future space medicine, Twinkle is trying to sneak into the concert. This is because there are women onstage and Twinkle is a huge degenerate
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5732546Unfortunately before she can do it, she gets mobbed
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5732546Unfortunately the weeb got to them first.He is now flying towards twinkle at mach 1 because he decided to share some of his philosophy with Shotasniffer
>>5732548
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5732550Ting ting ting!Its time to announce the winner of the singing contest. The flowers and applause go to.....Evens - lillyOdds - sniffer
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5732550>>5732549Also those are the Mob Knights
>>5732552
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5732556"So these are the knights that helped you?""Yes, sis.""You need better friends."
>>5732559"Well I wouldn't really call them...friends. Acquaintances, maybe? Honestly they're more of Luke's friends than mine"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5732551>>5732567
>>5732567Luke is a bad influence, Lilly.
>>5732569
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5732574Shotasniffer basks in glor-"SPECIAL REPORT: MASSIVE PANIC IN MOON BASE AS HEROES AND VILLAINS FLEE FOR THEIR LIVES"
>>5732577What could it be?! What could have caused heroes and villains to panic? Isn't the tournament happening?! What happens now?! The answers will be revealed.......later. OP gotta go find foods now.
>>5732579I fuggin hate subplot. We need some Weeb fanboying over the red chick
>>5732639Yeah and I hate Quattro, Shotasniffer and Marian but you dont see me complaining
>>5732574She just KEEPS. ON. WINNING.Lilly, maybe you can learn something from SS and when you grow up I'm sure you'll be a wonderful second in command.>>5732640> Still salty about getting BTFO in Skeleton Island
>>5732579Since Nega Steve was defeated, all the power he stolen from Steve has returned.
>>5733005He's now Evil Steveil the Kineval
>>5733005Nega Steve has power? He was always a weakling, don't kid yourself.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5734956>>5733005
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5734956>>5734959>>5733695
Rolled 30 (1d100)Well well if it isn't a bread at 2am. You're lucky Im not sober and still hungry
>>5734959What power? Nega Steve is clearly a chump
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5734964Yeah, not like our Steve, who is now bravely facing the threat in the stadiumOn live TV
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5734964Clearly, real Steve has taken on Nega-Steve's gross overconfidence, making the Real Steve a tournament delaying threat
>>5734966>>5734965But what could have made everyone panic so hard? Could it be....OH MY GOD ANON HAS FINALLY WENT OUTSIDE
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5734967THE HORRORoh also sleep-murdering Lolisniffer
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5734967Alright your 3 silly posts are up get back to the quest proppa>>5733005
>>5734969Imagine believing that Nega Steve is even capable of stealing power from anyoneStop gaslighting
>>5734969wdym silly posts. This are all clearly super srs bsns
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5734971stomp OP like the big P-button he is
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5734971Ignore them, they're trying to gaslight us into believing Nega Steve has any real powers
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5734971Bread moon
>>5734972
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5734975Now back to habbenings on the moon
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5734975Back to Steve facing the Threat live on TV
>>5734976"the fuck is happening?"
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5734981Betty, the Blues and Greens sans Marian fleeing past them at mach speed
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5734981The concession stands are empty and Steve's beating up the remaining contestants
>>5734983STEVE'S NOT EVEN MOVING FROM HIS WHEELCHAIR, HOLY SHIT
>>5734983hmm yes, isn't that right, Steve?
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5734985More daydreaming
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5734985No the other Steve
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5734985Yeahignore the sleeppunching bad dad behind him
>>5734987
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5734991No, the other other Steve.
>>5734993
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5734997Steve.. Other Steve... Same yet different..... complete polar opposites of one another......... Ying and YangThe final key to our devious plan
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5734997>>5734998Yes, the plan, the one we have, the one on the fridge, that we totally did not sell for money.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5734997No the other, skeleton Steve
>>5735000Ah yes, the OTHER skeleton Steve. Absolutely no relation to our Steve.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5735002And the other Steves.They're all part of the Group of Steves with our Steve as the One Steve Over All
>>5735003NOw this is getting ridiculous!Unlike of course, the rest of the thread
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5735005Yeah, and they're all pushing our Steve to fight the threat in the station, the one the Skelesiblings are running away from.Sleepkilling Lolisniffer
>>5735007"Go Steve. As the leader and representative of the Steves, only you can deal with your dad"
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5735015On live TV from space even
>>5735017Schmerg's moderating
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5735019
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5735015Father son bonding
>>5735017"We have an update on the situation. A lone hero has decided to step into the path of the Sniffer"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5735022Shotasniffer is watching this and is completely scared of the clash of two wills
>>5735023Who's Will and why are they clashing
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5735024Who's will indeed.But now Shotasniffer faces a far bigger problem.Women talking behind her back in such a way she can hear it
>>5735025rabble rabble thot rabble rabble simps rabble rabble
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5735026The princesses and women from the previous quest join in
>>5735027rabble rabble rabble
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5735031What's she thinking
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5735031Rabble even louder
>>5735033
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5735037Practically screaming rabble now
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5735037>>5735038It's becoming a catfight.This is the world of women, Lilly, women tearing each other apart with alliances and betrayals.
>>5735039The world of women is truly terrible, let's remember the wisdom of Luke to deal with this:"Lilly it's 2AM get outta my room"
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5735047TWINKLE STOP TAKING PICTURES
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5735047So more pontification from Lily
>>5735050Which Lily thoughLily Knight or Lilly
>>5735050
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5735056>>5735049
