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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.

But soon you will have your revenge! For now you have convinced everyone to join your Skeleton Fight tournament on the moon. With everyone being distracted by said tourney, you now travel the world to hidden temples in order to gain the ingredients to make the Ultimate Drink, something that'd massively boost your power in order to defeat your sister, Shotasniffer!

Currently you're challenging the monks guarding the next ingredient, and getting your ass beat
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5668894
Or are we?
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>>5668898
Of course, it could just be a clever setup for a COUNTERATTACK
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5668908
That's why the Quest is called what it is!

DANCE-ATTACK!
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>>5668913
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5668928
The rest of the monks attack
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>>5668930
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5668940
Quattro Counterattacks the rest of the Monks.
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>>5668943
This is truly a Quattro Counterattack
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5668945
TEST YOUR MIGHT
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5668945
KILL THEM ALL
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>>5668948
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5668955
Tie them in knots!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5668955
This battle is too epic for this budget
Just say there was a lot of murder
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5668955
DRUNKEN FIST: LÖWENBRAU MAUL
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>>5668959
We now cut to something more manageable with our budget

Like this skeleton making toast
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5668973
Olessa sneaks past him
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5668973
Put some jam on the toast.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5668973
The toaster overload and burn the bred.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5668973
activate Toastitron mode
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>>5668977
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5668984
Put in peanut butter
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5668984
activate Toastitron mode HARDER
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5668984
Peanut butter time!
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>>5668987
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5669000
Unplug the toaster.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5669001
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME, FOOLISH SKELETON"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5669010
SOMEBODY STOP HIM
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5669010
He is right. We should go back to Quattro instead, see his epic battle.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5669010
Splash water onto the toaster.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5669010
Enlist him in the Federation Army, so he can do his part.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5669010
Get it done!
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>>5669013
Toastron is a Quattro fan, we have to stop him
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>>5669013
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5669026
Quattro fucks their shit up.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5669026
the other guy evaporates for no reason
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5669026
>>5669035
Secret monk technique
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>>5669035
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5669041
>>5669036
He starts telling you to turn back from your evil ways
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5669041
before he can escape, he gets sucked into the water cycle
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>>5669042
"There is still time, Quattro. Renounce your evil ways. You do not want to become like your father before you"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5669048
>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!"
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>>5669054
CAN'T THEY SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?! CAN'T THEY SEE THAT IT'S ALL SHOTASNIFFER'S FAULT?!
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5669066
>"PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR MY DRUNKEN PUNCH!"
>suddenly a big explosion
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5669066
"Then prove it, with your will and your fists."
Suddenly, the elder monk steps forward to initate combat.
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>>5669072
Oh shit
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5669085
his feeble old man legs cant hold him up
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5669085
I am so close now, I can not let you stand in my way! Prepare yourself!
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>>5669087
"You won't weasel your way out of this that easily, Quattro"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5669091
For this task, Quattro must honorable drunken duel the elder monk to earn those ice cube.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5669091
Remember all the alcohol boosted martial arts techniques we have acquired over the years
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5669085
>>5669087
This
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5669091
his bladder explodes (he forgot his piss-pouch back at home)
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>>5669093
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5669105
Time to cash in the budget
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5669105
oh whats this, the IRS arresting the elder monk for tax fraud?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5669105
They drunken punch each other that equalize they blow.
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>>5669111
TRIPS AND A 98/100?
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>>5669111
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5669120
toastiron starts biting the monk's ankles
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>>5669123
Unfortunately Toastitron has been defeated by the Toast Skeleton
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oh shit it's already 4 AM. I gotta sleep now. Bread continues whenever it continues.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5669135
The bread will be eaten.
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We are on our way to make Quattro the most detested and hateable protagonist since Fester
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>Quattro before: A goofy, but likable drunk
>Quattro now: pic related
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>>5669226
>>5669276
Personally I don't see this quest as Quattro's salty runback to take power, but more like a quest for recognition. Not recognition that leads to him becoming leader, but as the oldest sibling he wants recognition as the strongest. One final duel with Shotasniffer after he finishes the drink and unlocks the secrets of the Drunken Fist to settle this matter, which ended rather lackluster in Skeleton Island 1.

Winning wouldn't see him taking power from SS, it would simply be her finally acknowledging him as strong instead of just shitting on him all the time. Even if he doesn't win the duel, recognizing that he's not just a goofy drunk goober that fucks everything up (as anons keep playing him as), but the big brother his siblings can rely on would be closure enough for him. Afterwards he would still run his dojo, mix the drinks and relax on the beach content in knowing that he's not just seen as only a failure.

That's at least the way I want this to end, it wouldn't majorly upset the canon and allow for more sequels with SS and the USSR taking the leading role, but would give Quattro that lift out of being just the slapstick loser he's being played as. I was hoping bringing Marian in to the quest would let us give him a little more development in the same direction too, but it doesn't look like we're getting it this quest. Maybe some time in the future.

That said, faggots are gonna be faggots, and a faggot with enough dice luck or the dedication to multi-ID can easily de-track the quest and ruin Quattro's character just because they can (there sure have been attempts at that thus far). I hope it doesn't come down to that, but the way OP runs his quests there's little anyone can do to counteract it other than run damage control on bad prompts, or outright try to have them retconned.

I would feel a bit sad if we played this whole quest down to the end only to ruin Quattro for no other reason than spite. That would just be a waste of a quest.
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help
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I gotchu senpai
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>>5669325
If that were the case then the actual person he would have to face would be Rasputin.

As it is now he is going down a terrible road that can only be stopped by him realizing everything isn't worth it and redeeming himself or getting BTFO by his siblings or worse.
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>>5669325
well anon, internet going to be internet.
after such longrolling OP series with returning characters and such, it's not weird that some people developed affection and attachment to some.
In that case I'd consider Quattro to be most successful character in awhile, precisely because he gets the hate, dedicated even.
So in constant contest of dice, quattro favoring people, quattro haters, and bystanders - Quattro grew up into character you can't ignore, at least not on purpose. He is fun character to root for, to hate, to see OP using him to screw around with everyone's expectations.

And if there will be anti-climatic end to this adventure, so be it. Won't be a first time. It doesn't make it waste of a quest, we had fun in the process after all.
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>>5669352
Yer on your own here OP
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man this is still going. I still remember thr skelingtom island. For stretches of time, I was the only yellow player there I think. Good times. Does Wuattro still jug margaritas?
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>>5669630
You have abandoned me, anon

>>5669514
But fun is not allowed
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>>5669640
>But fun is not allowed
Be true to yourself OP, you know fun is always allowed
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>>5669640
I'm sorry OP I'm back with milk and cigs now
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>>5669514
The real quest was the friends we made along the way.
>>5669640
meanwhile OP draws vtuber tits
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>>5670196
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5670208
Is it rude if it's your dream
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>>5670210
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670212
imagine vtuber shotasniffer
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>>5670215
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5670222
Back to Quattro blaming Skeleton Island for his actions
"YOU'RE THE MURDERERS"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5670222
What is this OP? Go back to Quarto drunken fighting the Elder Monk.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5670222
Elder monk battle!
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>>5670229
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5670235
SCREAM YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY AS YOU COUNTER
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670235
I just need one more chance, one more fight to prove myself, against her!
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>>5670236
CANT THEY SEE? YOU'RE NOT THE BAD GUY HERE! IT'S HER! YOU'RE BASED AND YELLOWPILLED!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5670243
SHE'S THE REAL MONSTER
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>>5670245
THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE BASED AND YELLOWED PILLED! WHILE SHOTANIFFER IS A COMMUNIST LIBERAL KEK!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5670255
"He wasn't like this before, honest"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5670255
Skeleton Island is diseased and Quattro is the cure
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>>5670257
"He's just uh, going through some stuff right now"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5670262
Betty withdrawal syndrome to be precise
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5670262
>>5670264
"I'll be honest, we haven't heard from the golems since they said he visited them"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5670262
Quattro attacks the master monk with his drunken fury
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>>5670265
"OAAAAHHHHHHH SHOTAAASNIFFAAHHHH"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5670276
old monk slaps quattro out of it
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5670276
More fightan ensues
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670276
PUNCH HIS HEART OUT
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>>5670278
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5670288
"Now listen here young man, we gotta have to talk first"
Time for training arc
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>>5670293
But is the Quatt receptive?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5670303
Monk says that if Quattro will go thru training, he'll share some limited Bone Fighter 3rd Strike merch
And maybe something from vault if Quattro exceeds expectations.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5670303
Without self-control, your path will end in disaster. A daughter slain by her brother's uncontrolled power, you will forever walk in shame and have to run from your actions. Before you can procceed, you must temper yourself, like a well chilled drink.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5670303
>>5670306
"pssst the monk is being a killjoy, my way is better"
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OP is dead
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SORRY MAH DUDES, my internet bugged out, and I gotta go too.

much aologies
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5670330
it's okay OP
enjoy your new week in gulag
thanks for the bread~
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the Quatt
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670530
Watch some Tri-Zenon mecha anime
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>>5670535
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5670536
>>5670304
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>>5670539
mmmmm free merch
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5670541
also that too >>5670306
but first look at this HK sub, man crabsticks are real
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>>5670546
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5670551
Hey monk check this out, crazy how much merchandising she does for a commie, no?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5670551
Oh, Shotazinger Z, classic
Let's keep watching
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>>5670554
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>>5670556
Yeah me too, so about that training arc I will agree only if you can outdrink me
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5670557
Too drunk to roll
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>>5670558
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670559
Not drunk enough to give OP money
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>>5670560
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5670561
Onward to the training arc.
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>>5670563
Oh shit we don't ahve enough budget for a montage! Quick, editor skeleton, cut to something else
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670564
Uhhh tournament?
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>>5670565
jump cut
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5670572
man there is a lot of robots in space
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>>5670573
"Of course there's alot of robots in space. There's plenty of...space"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670576
and budget for it?
wild!
how is betty faring
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>>5670577
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5670586
How are the rankings?
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>>5670586
and what about our contender yellow girl which I totally didn't forget name for
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>>5670587
"Well we still got a lot of people fighting all over the moon, but the reds are quickly climbing up the rankings"

"Should we send in more of our guys?"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5670592
Of course... we'll send HIM in...
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5670601
The Reds wont know what him em...... their worst and oldest enemy
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5670592
Any candidates?
>>5670601
Come on that's just plain unfair
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>>5670603
"yep. That one. The anti-red fighter. The fighter's that the perfect counter to the reds. That fighter. That one who's sure to stop the reds in their tracks. That one. That fighter. Yep"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5670611
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the GOAT MAN
Holy shit! Coming down from the mountains! It seems as if hes been LIFTING
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5670611
Exactly... HE will stop the reds... Our HERO...
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5670611
Not Mark, I hate that guy
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5670611
YES, Dipshit McBumfuck, yer up!
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>>5670615
"Well yeah, nobody likes Mark"

"FUCK MARK"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5670617
Yeah, now Reddestroyer Gigakill! Move over, Steve get in the ring
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5670617
Autobots roll out
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>>5670618
ENTER OUR HERO STEVE
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5670617
what fighter we talk about then? this one with sideburns? And in helmet? And asking for budget?
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>>5670618
And STEVE is....

A. Brother Steve, who did not participate during the island wars due to being abroad
B. Uncle Steve, who's a lich. Dad makes fun of him for wearing a dress, despite Dad himself working for Greg, who's also a lich that wears a robe
C. Cousin Stev(ie), she's from mom's side of the family
D. Steve, who's a demon, he just kinda showed up one day
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5670642
E
Steve the DM from Quattro's DnD sessions
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5670642
E
Bro Steve, he convinced everyone that he's really strong
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670642
>C
At least if the bone heads here start getting zesty again, its not as bad as our siblings at least. Upgrades
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5670642
>D
EVERYBODY CLAP FOR DEMON STEVE! But politely, he has social anxiety so don’t pressure him
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>>5670648
You just want another hot shadow chick added to the roster, anon
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>>5670647
BROTHER STEVE, WHO IS FOR SURE THE SECRET STRONGEST SIBLING!
BROTHER STEVE, WHO CAN SOLO EVERY SINGLE RED, BLUE, YELLOW AND GREEN LEADER AND COMMANDERS, AT THE SAME TIME. BUT HE JUST DOESN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANNA HURT THEM TOO MUCH!
BROTHER STEVE, WHO COULD SINGLE HANDEDLY RETAKE SKELETON ISLAND FOR THE YELLOWS BUT DOESN'T BECAUSE HE WAS, UH, BUSY THAT DAY!
BROTHER STEVE, WHO HAS THE POWER OF A QUATTILLION EXPLODING SUNS!

at least that's what he tells the rest of the chillsaders when Quattro's not looking anyway.

Is this the Steve you want?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5670654
God I with I was as strong as him
-Brother Steve(A version)
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5670654
No the other Steve who tells really good jokes
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5670654
Lets consider our shadowey cousin
>>5670653
T-thats not true. Shut the fuck up.
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>>5670655
Think anon has a lisp
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>>5670657
You know its true! You cry to sleep every night remembering that we picked the pigtails skeleton over the big titty shadow lady
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>>5670659
Yeth thur
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>>5670660
Shut up you monkey. You filthy fucking nigger. Shut your mouth right now. I will stick your dick in the wood chipper and ground your twink bones into bone meal. You gorilla ass looking fool. You make Marian look competent. You absolute mother fucker. Shut up for all of eternity and fucking die
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>>5670655
"HE'S SO STRONG (according to him) HOLY SHIT"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5670662
No way anon, anon is right, as an anon of Supreme taste all I can say is big titty shadow cousins is the tops, and loves being top.
>>5670663
Get in there Steve! Show us that super awesome technique you've been working on.
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>>5670665
"a-are you sure? That, uh, that would make it, errrm, u-unfair for everyone else, ahem"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5670668
STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
-Steve's and Stevie
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5670668
I don't care! We are in it to win it! Hurry the fuck up steve!
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670668
Everybody! Our man Steve is getting the Shy again! Group chant time!
Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve! Steve! SteveSteve! Steve!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5670668
BEAT THEIR ASSES STEVE
STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
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>>5670672

"STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!"

"What's going on here?"

"Oh hey Rasputin, Steve's going to fight for us next!"

"Steve?"

"Yeah, you know, Steve! The one who's stronger than you and shotasniffer combined!"

"Really now?"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5670677
Ladies and Gentlemen! Do you have ANY Idea what you are about to experience? Well too bad! TOO BAD! Because we're sending your way, the one, the only...! Yes, you can probably guess who it is! S-
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5670677
>>5670678
Rasputin walks to Steve
"You better make the battle count or else it's Quattro's joke book for you"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5670677
YEAH THERE HE IS COME ON STEVE BEAT HIM UP BEAT RASPUTIN’S ASS YOU GOT THIS MAN
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>>5670678
"STOP!"

"Gasp!"

"Steve speaks!"

"EVERYONE! QUIET DOWN! LEAVE THE ROOM. I REQUIRE TO TALK TO RASPUTIN, PRIVATELY!"

"Ah, I see! He's going to prepare Rasputin emotionally for when he beats down Betty and Boy!"

"Steve's so thoughtful!"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5670686
Well then Steve, I'm all ears
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5670686
Rasputin butters Steve to others up while secretly whispering >>5670680
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5670686
Rasputin! My brother I...h..hhh....HOLD AND WATCH AS I TEAR YOUR AND MY SISTER BETTY A NEW ONE WITH MY GREAT AND MIGHTY MOVES...fuuuck
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5670686
Oh shit everyone get out, Steve is gonna tear this place up! You got this Steve! We believe!
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5670695
R-r-rasputin I..I c-ca-caaaa.....I CAN DO IT VERY EASILY I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE HOW STRONG AND MIGHTY I AM..damiiit
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5670695
Uh uh uh shit uh HOLY SHIT RASPUTIN LOOK WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE IS THAT THE um uh fuck the the T-THE THING IT’S THE THING HOLY SHIT LOOK
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5670695
This was so effective that everyone forgot the plan was to let Betty and Boy advance to begin with
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5670695
Ah hah ha ha ah ah ah ah aha haa ahA ahahahaHAHAHahahahahaaaaaaaa ah ah acku ock ackh ah coug cooff coff coff coff
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>>5670702
"Calm down, Strongest Skeleton. No need to panic"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5670704
You really are the strongest, Steve. It's not a joke. I can sense the power levels within you. All you need to do.... is finally believe it. Get out there and when you strike, strike with all your force. You will know when the time is right. Now go, we depend on you
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>>5670705
"w--huh?"

"That's right Steve, you are definitely stronger than both me and Shotasniffer combined. I kneel before your supreme power"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5670707
Now go, Steve, fight my BOY! Show all your full might!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670707
"Really?"
"Yes, I have seen your videos, you are truly the strongest person the world has ever seen. Now go, take on Boy."
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>>5670709
"GO! And show my demon child what-for! Go, Steve! Show the entire world your awesome powers!"

"b-but but"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5670721
Am I the only one who thinks Rasputin is the single most sinister character in the franchise. There is something unsettling abovut this mother fucker
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5670721
Steve is then thrown into the arena
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>>5670723
"EVERYONE LOOK! STEVE IS FLYING!"

"WOAAAAAAAAH"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5670726
He lands right on Boy, achieving a perfect KO
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5670726
Boy finds himself facing legendary Stever(the strong one), he hears rattling, audible, mighty, as Steve powers up his attack, they call it the Steve Engine as he's about to unleash his cosmic wrath(Steve is holding up his screams and begging for mercy and as a result his ribs are rattling)
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5670726
Hey do you guys see that up there? It kind of looks like a shooting star, time to make a wish!
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>>5670728
"T-this pressure! Who is this? He's giving off an aura far different than anybody I've face so far!"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5670747
>Screams like a girl, swings wildly
Go Steve go!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5670747
Its time.... to reveal to you...... my true power.... say g-goodbye
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>>5670747
Can the Boy withstand this pressure? Can he overcome his fear? CAN HE!?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5670753
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>>5670750
"He moved! The pressure is immeasurable! What is doing?!"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5670759
Betty watches on in horrorified anticipation
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>>5670760
"Be careful, Boy"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670762
Can boy withstand the sheer pressure?
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5670762
On the count of t-t-t-three
O-o-o-o-o-oneeeeee
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5670762
All the competitors stare fearing for Boy.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5670762
JAN-KEN-HA!
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>>5670765
"t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t---w-w-w-w-w-wwww-----ooooooOOooOOOoooo..."
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670773
All animals within ten kilomters go apeshit, the Seismologists start pronounce earthquake warnings, and even Coldsteel the Hedgehog is astounded
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5670773
>>5670774
"WAIT WHY DID WE EVEN SEND HIM BOY AND BETTY ARE SUPPOSED TO ADVANCE"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5670773
T-T-T-T-Two and a q-quarterrrrrrr
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5670773
t-ttttthhhhhhhhhhhh....
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>>5670774
"Which is quite impressive...I don't even remember there being any animals on the moon"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5670783
>>5670776
HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5670783
Moon animals, Rasputin, like moon whales
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5670773
WWWWUUUUUNNNNNN!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5670783
Marian is here, isnt he?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5670783
Well there’s plenty of animals on the moon, for example there’s the Lunar Megadeathkiller Worm. But they only show up whenever there’s a lot of shaking and rattling going on!
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>>5670789
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5670797
So how are you doing Marian?
Oh if I had a heart I would've had a heart attack just about now from all the pressure, good thing us skeletons and shadow-things don't have those
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5670797
Rasputin gives instructions to Marian to secretly sabotage the ring for Boy
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>>5670798
"But I am drinking nervously"

sssiiiiiip
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5670802
Olessa is also shaking nervously while sneaking around in the arena
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670802
Betty cant take it anymore. She jumps into the ring to save boy before he (surely) is destoryed in his entirety
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>>5670805
"Aunt Betty!"

"Retreat, Boy. Let me handle this"

"No! I have to do it! It's the only way!"

"It's too dangerous!"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5670814
Rasputin jumps down and handles this
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670814
And then.......
they're both disqualified
Ultimate Steve Victory
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>>5670815
"Brother!"

"Pops!"

"Where have you been?! But nevermind that, tell Boy to get out of here and help me take down whoever this guy is!"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5670822
"I'll handle this myself, Betty."
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5670822
Steve enters sicko mode and amazes everyone with his immense power (literal panic)
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5670822
Say, I wonder what is Steve thinking right now?
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>>5670826
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5670828
HE DECIDES TO SPARE THE ENTIRE GROUP (flees)
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670828
Rasputin give a courage word to Steve. That he can do and able to knock out Betty first and then Boy.
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>>5670831
"....Do it Steve, show them your power"

"RASPUTIN?!"

"POPS?!"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5670833
All the other competitors stop their battles and start supporting Betty and Boy in their fight
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5670833
>>5670825
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>>5670835
"Do you hear them? Everyone is supporting you. Do not fear the massive pressure before you. Face it head on"

"BUT, RASPUTIN!.."

"Let the boy face Steve alone, Betty."
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670842
>>5670836
STEEL YOURSELF, BOY
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>>5670844
"nnnnyyyygghghghghhghghEeeeghghghhhhheeeaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5670846
Everyone gets SPOOKED
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670846
inexplicable banana peel
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5670846
>>5670847
Boy dodges the charge while Steve falls off (he tripped while panickly flailing at air)
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>>5670848
Yaaaay
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>>5670848
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670854
DOWN.
"THREE CHEERS FOR BOY"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5670854
HE'S GOING FOR THE DREADED SPINDASH
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670854
However, the raw wind power generated from Steve’s beautiful midair spin was strong enough to absolutely blast Boy away!
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>>5670856
MY GOD! HOW CAN BOY GET OUTTA THIS?!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5670858
Rasputin secretly throws Coldsteel into the spindash
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5670858
>>5670857
Such is the power of Steve...
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5670858
BOY IS HIT BY A REAL NASTY KICK, TOTALLY NOT ACCIDENTAL
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>>5670861
WOAAAAAHh
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5670865
SPINDASH OFF THE STAGE
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5670865
BAM
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>>5670867
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5670870
TO THE CEILING AND BEYOND
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5670870
Well Billy, it appears both contestants are off the stage, Betty has to be disqualified because she jumped in and Rasputin is quietly seething about something, what now?
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>>5670871
MY GOD! HE'S HEADING FOR OP! TO PUNISH HIM FOR CRIMPING THE BUDGET!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5670876
OH N-
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5670876
As Steve flattens OP, we come back to Quattro in his training arc (or not)
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>>5670877
"Oh thank god! My fall was cushioned by something. Finally got out of the fight area, maybe I can now sneak off a---OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5670879
BOY WINS BY PIN
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5670879
>>5670872
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>>5670880
And there was much rejoicing
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5670885
Back to Quattro considering the head monk's offer
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>>5670890
More like back to OP not doing his job, heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

but for reals tho it's 7 AM and I forgot to sleep. So imma pass out now. See yas

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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I like Steve the Skeleton, we should get him a nice place of honor for Betty's birthday party,
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Theory: quest improves when Quattro is not onscreen
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>>5671004
Will be proven once our hero Steve rises up again.
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Where the fuck all this art of big titted skeletons coming from and is there more? Is OP already creating his porn patreon (comissions open)?
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>>5671317
Fresh from the basement
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>>5671574
2night was a lie
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OWOUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH SEGGGGS SKELETON SEGGGGSGSSS!!!!!!
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>>5673403
It says 1 hour in there, wdym anon :^)
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5673440
Baked.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

The year is 2030. A new adventure with skeeltons just got voted up. OP starts a new session.
He posts a peice of bread. Because bread = thread
He's done it again. Like hes been doing for the last 20 years.
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>>5673441
>>5673443
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5673446
Be Ken watching the entire fight, shaking at your bones.
Jeanne has gone missing for some reason
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5673446
Steve makes sudden adjustments and boy falls out of the arena
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5673447
>>5673446
The reason is she crawled in under the bench. (She's very excited for the remake of Metal Gear Solid 3)
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>>5673449
The number you have dialed is unavailable right now, would you like to leave a message
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5673456
Boy is scared to even touch him
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5673456
Boy is shaking from the adrenaline of deafting the strongest skeleton.
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>>5673459
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5673464
>>5673447
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5673464
Then he explodes
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5673464
It's too much stimuli for Boy! He passes out.
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>>5673466
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5673469
Yellow mourns the loss of their greatest fighter
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5673469
That was just a Steve dummy, the real Steve is right behind you, Boy!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5673469
Steve's chi has awoken and so has he...
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5673469
Boy, in fear of retaliation, immediately jumps out of the arena for the next match.
Steven exploded because he set off a trap.
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>>5673473
"A trap? I don't remember this tournament having environmental hazards turned on"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5673483
What are you, a competitive smash player?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5673483
The Command Room hails Rasputin: "As the number of contestants decreases we're slowly activating various stage hazards. It's a ratings thing, it brings in more viewers to see weird shit happening as the number of contestants drop. Also there's a Fortnite™ sponsored storm field that will begin shrinking the battle area right about now, you better skeddadle."
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5673483
You forgot to go into options and turn off all hazards. Who ever had a tournament last time just left on hidden explosives, homerun bat, and tooth-decay encounters.
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>>5673485
"Fucking Fortnite™"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5673491
>>5673487
That's not the winning dice roll you hack.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5673491
Meanwhile everyone is kicking the shit out of Fester for being bad
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>>5673492
"Fucking OP"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5673494
>>5673493
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>>5673494
WE CAN'T LET HIM KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! KILL OP!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5673498
>>5673494
Seconding killing OP
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>>5673496
Why the Fester hate, anon? Could this be due to your unresolved cowboy related childhood trauma
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5673494
Explodes
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5673501
Anon just needs to heal, cast a healing punch on him Rasputin
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5673501
I wanted the Edward Roberts cameo and that cowboy took it from us
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>>5673505
Hmm mmm, can you elaborate on that? Perhaps talking about it in detail would help
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5673506
It all started when anons mother made him wear cowboy assless chaps for picture day at school
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5673506
>>5673511
It was horrible
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>>5673511
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5673521
While Rasputin consoles the cowboy hater, move to Ken for aftermath
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5673521
anon dies of stroke (he got too hot)
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5673521
And the way they took his picture... They didn't even get his ass in there...
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>>5673522
"What a fight! This tournament's getting crazy, huh Jeane?"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5673527
...Jeanne?
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5673528
>>5673527
Bo-beanie?
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>>5673528
Gasp! Where is dear ol' Jeanne?!
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5673534
SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE OH THE HUMANITY WE HAVE TO FIND HER..
"Should we tell him"
"Let him worry more, Olessa"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5673534
She's under the bench trying to Metal Gear her way out of the cell with some ketchup.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5673534
Have you checked your pockets?
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>>5673536
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5673543
Jeanne throws a can of Sprite at his head for not realising she's outside the cell with Olessa
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5673543
While Ken has a mental break, Quattro has accepted the offer of the Elder Monk.
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>>5673545
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5673550
We better get out of here before the guard comes back.
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>>5673553
"Now can anybody tell me what's going on?"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5673564
"Well, you see Ken..."
But before Jeanne has time to explain anything, the walls collapse outwards to reveal that they're IN THE ARENA!
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>>5673567
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5673573
How will Jeanne and Ken get out of this pickle!? Find out later on Skeleton Island 3!
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5673573
LADIEEEES AAAND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCIING THE DOUBLE TROUBLE, THE DOLLAR AND BUCK, THE GREEN DUO, KEEEEEN AND JEANNE
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>>5673579
"I'm gonna kill Quattro when this is over"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5673595
They get swarmed by goons trying to make a name for themselves in the tournament.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5673595
AND THEIR OPPONENT, THE BIG GREEN, THE CYBER SKELETON, THE EX-CEO MARIAAAAN
Wait what?
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>>5673600
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5673609
"I'm sorry Jeanne, Ken, but I can't let you leave the moon just yet. You've seen too much..."
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>>5673612
Then, Marian contacts them through the secret GSG comms channel

"Plus I'm trying to flip this to our favor. Just lemme win so I have a quick entry into the finals."
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5673632
"OK but we're not gonna fold easy. This tournament needs a crowdpleaser of a fight to make you a favorite for the finals."
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>>5673635
"b-bbut you're still gonna let me win, riught?"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5673651
"......"
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>>5673654
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5673657
"Prepare yourself, Marian..."
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>>5673660
"R-Remember the plan, guys!"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5673668
Huh... what just happen. Take a better look what Ken and Jeanne up to?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5673668
Leaving Marian to his fate, we return now to the Temple of the Rocks and Quattro accepting the Elder Monks proposal.
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>>5673675
*Audience cheers*
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5673685
"The drink you seek is powerful and dangerous. Without proper form and self-control, you will surely hurt those you love the most. Before you can continue, you must first master the combat arts of the Lonely Drunk and the Festive Drinker."
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5673685
Quattro dabs at haters
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>>5673688
>>5673693
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5673695
"...What is he doing?" asks the Elder Monk of Rosa and Aporentice.
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>>5673699
"He's just, uh, expressing his, uhm, joy"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5673704
I worry for our beer cellar...
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5673704

Too much 'joy'.

Quattro's skull falls off
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5673704
"Well he's going to have to stop that if he intendes to prove his worth. Come with me, prospective warrior and his companions. Into the Temple proper..."
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>>5673707
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5673709
>>5673711
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5673711
>>5673709
As Rosa put back Quattro skull back in place.
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>>5673712
>a fucking 1
It keeps happening
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>>5673714
And so they enter the MOUNTAIN TEMPLE

as OP goes to sleep since it's morning already. thread will continue when OP gets off his fat ass and start thread again

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Dude I'm starting to find it hard to keep track of the plot.
This might need rereading everytrhing from the first skeleton island. But do I have that kind of strength left? I might reread villain quest by accident instead. Or lil necro
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>>5674278
We just need to steal some whale cancer from this temple to brew water free of microplastics and then we can resume the actual plot. Sometimes I wonder how did one fuckup manage to make us sidetrack this hard for a shit gag. But then I remember this quest is a shit gag, just like OP.
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>>5673715
It's Quattro.
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WHERE'S THE THREAD OP?
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>>5674669
>>5674389
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5674681
Let's get trainin
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>>5674683
>train'n
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5674687
NOTHING STOPS QUATTOR'S WILD RIDE
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5674687
bread train
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>>5674688
QUATTRO'S RIDE NEVER ENDS BABY! SKELETON ISLAND 3 IS GONNA GO ON FOREVER
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5674692
The entire Multiverse becomes yellow from the Eternal Quattsweep
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>>5674693
The eternal Quattrsweep is strangely reminiscent of Deus Ex Human Revolution
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5674697
Quattro was thinking this while he completely missed the head monk's instructions on meditation and having a good balance
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5674697
"I never asked for this..." Look back on all the Skull Island Quests
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>>5674698
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5674701
Take a shot from the emergency booze flask to get back into the meditative trance
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>>5674702
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5674705
Something interesting happens to Quat for once
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>>5674706
In his deep mediation, Quattro is able to enter...his MINDSCAAAAPE
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5674707
He is able to commune with beings on a higher plane...
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5674707
>>5674709
Also the book is tempting him to cut out the middleman and just kill his way to the ingredients
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5674707
Quattro will learn the steps to become the liquor
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5674707
more spiritual quattfather development?!
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>>5674709
>beings on a higher plane
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5674716
Quattro vaguely rmembers that he is on a time limit and on a mission and should make things happen
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5674716
>>5674717
>>5674711
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5674716
>>5674717
Use the powers of a montage (which in drawn form looks more like a collage of various snippets of action) to complete the training and get the ice cubes
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>>5674719
"Training shmaining, you should just chill out, maaaan"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5674722
Who said that?
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>>5674723
"How ya doin' Quattro, it's me, Quattro"
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>>5674725
You know we can't chill until we've bucked the yoke of communist workaholism off Skeleton Island (keep putting together the montage)
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>>5674726
"C'mon man, you're letting this whole revenge thing cloud your mind. Lose sight of who you are. When was the last time you actually kicked back and relax? Just you, the beach, the breeze, and a drink in your hand?"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5674725
Don't listen to those monks, just do things the easy and relaxing way
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5674729
Yeah, ever since you got that book, it's been one track revenge throughout
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>>5674731
"Don't listen to him, Quattro!" says Quattro
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5674732
IT'S SIGMA QUATTRO
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5674732
I don't know, he says to set up a tiki bar and then lounge on a hammock while radio plays groovy music, what do you offer, Quattro?
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>>5674734
"A tiki bar, groovy music, and us relaxing on a hammock....on top of Shotasniffer's beaten body after we kick her ass. With Betty returned to our side. Or have you forgotten the humiliation we were subjected to?"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5674736
>the humiliation
YEAH IT WAS ALL HER FAULT AND NOT MINE IN ANY WAY
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5674736
eh, what about videogames tho
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>>5674737
"Don't listen to him! We're straying from the path of the chill and the vidya!"

"Shotasniffer FORCED us out of that path when she destroyed our beach tiki bar and beat us down! Then the reds stole Betty away!"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5674745
Wait a minute this is all starting to make sense now. Quattro has to combine his two internal selves to create a Quattro that has the best of both outlooks
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5674745
Oh I get it, its like work hard play hard, right?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5674745
YEAH THAT'S ON HER AND NOT ON ME FOR MY BAD DECISIONS
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>>5674748
"Exactly! She probably cheated anyway!"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5674749
But I'll disappoint Betty.
Revenge is pointless if I do that.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5674749
Have the two quatts argue with eachother
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5674749
'THAT GUY WASN'T EVEN HERE ORIGINALLY DON'T LISTEN TO HIM"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5674749
So what do you propose, Serious Quat?
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>>5674753
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5674757
FUUUUUSE
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5674757
Sigma Quattro punches Original Quattro far away for throwing beer at him
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5674757
Quattro is visited by the spirit of Takahashi Meijin
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5674757
Hey Monk, when is training montage supposed to start again?
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>>5674760
"Damn, you got some unresolved issues huh, Quattro?"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5674766
What should I do inner lich?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5674766
you know, you seem like a shifty fuck, book
even todd is better than you
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5674766
WHO ARE YOU
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5674766
You the evil Quat or something else entirely?
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>>5674773
"Me? The Evil Quattro? Don't be silly. You're not the bad guy, Quattro. I'm just a friend."
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5674775
doubt.jpeg
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>>5674776
"C'mon now. I've lead you to all the sacred ingredients haven't I? Sure I kinda did possessed you a little when we first met, but hey, let by-gones be by-gones, eh?"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5674778
Who really are you? What is your name?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5674778
punch him in the face
"I changed my mind"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5674778
So you aren't a Quat?
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>>5674780
"Granted. I deserve that. You got it all out of your system yet?"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5674782
nah, punch him out of your consciousness and burn the book
real men don't use cheatcode powerups
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5674782
>>5674783
Before you do...do you want to know what the monks are planning?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5674784
No
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I gotta head out right away, be back in like 5 hours
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>>5674786
fist stays for 5 hours
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5674786
take a moment to chillax
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So quatt has two options --> realize he has lost the path of chill and just give up on his crusade
OR go ahead and right the wrongs. I wonder which one hes gonna do.
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>>5674792
or play videogames
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>>5674792
you can crusade by chilling. he pretty well dominated an island by doing it.
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>>5674786
It's 5 hours since
>>
Its been 5 hours since I went without thinking about Betty armpits. New record
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>>5674786
OP I feel like its time to cancel the quest
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>>5674792
We gotta realize both paths, MILITANT RELAXATION
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>>5675109
he knows what's up
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I ate too much and fell asleep
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>>5675120
YoooP, wake up oooP
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>>5675123
nyeeehhh 5 more minutes
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5675127
Hey OP, look what I got here
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>>5675144
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5675146
This is the exact moment ƠP Nguyễn became OP "Top" Dolla
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5675146
Right where did we left off?
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>>5675148
>Top Dolla

Immediately OP botches a top rope dive
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5675153
Hey get back here you spheroid!
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>>5675158
OP is gone, all that's left is the Quattsweep
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5675164
Quattro listen to me! I am the one voice of reason in your mind.
You are torn apart between your instincts to be chill and to act like the eldest of your siblings. If you don't manage to balance these desires, you will lose your self!
Keep it together! Avenge your defeat, but be chill about it! This is voice of reason, signing out.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5674792
I think the path forward is pretty simple.
>get drink ingredients
>watch the tornament end
>fight the final contender to test our new drink powers
>land the troops on the Skeletal neck part of Skeleton Island
>build new showdown arena on Yellow HQ area from S.I 1
>climactic 1v1 against Shotasniffer
If victorious:
>have strength recognized by Shotasniffer
>let her continue to run Skeleton Island because deep down he knows she's the right one to lead
>also can't chill on the beach if you have to make executive descisions all the time
>have a beach party
>run sick-ass moon tournaments each year
If defeated:
>congratulate Shotasniffer for being the strongest, she will continue to lead well
>exile self to Argentina
It's all about getting the endings right.

>>5675164
Expel the Lich from our system.
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>>5675167
I'm not reading this gay shit you wrote, Bobby
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5675164
QUATTRO LISTEN, WORK HARD PLAY HARD
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>>5675167
"Expel me? But dear boy, when have I lead you astray? Even know you are on the correct path to get the sacred ingredients for the ultimate drink. Speaking of which, instead of going through the monks training, you can just skip allathat and sneak into the treasure chamber to get the holy ice"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5675171
Can't we just ask them nicely again?
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5675171
You are right. Possessing me was a dick move but I'm over it.
But I call the shots here! Since I'm eldest and all. We'll stroll up to monks and just ask them nicely. I'm sure they're chill.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5675171
You bring up a fair point... But the elder monk does have a dope ass beard, whereas your face is notably much less beardful
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5675171
No. We need to do this the right way otherwise there's no point too it.

>>5675168
But it's important, Steve!
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>>5675175
"I used to have a really cool beard. Until your dad ripped it off"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5675187
Wait since you were an enemy of my dad, I think that makes you an enemy of the family, me included
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5675187
"Uh huh, sure you did. Now get out."
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5675187
Damn, that sucks.
I'm sorry pops did that do you.
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>>5675189
"Enemy? Nah son I was your dad's partner in crime. Until he thought it'd be a really funny prank to put me into a book"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5675205
Hmm...what do you think of Zebra?
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5675205
Sounds just like what an enemy of the family would say to get me to lower my guard.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5675205
To be fair that does sound really funny
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>>5675209
"Fuck 'im"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5675214
Dad usually has a reason for sealing shifty people away with Skeketal magicks. I'm gonna have to eject you out of my mindpalace now.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5675214
Hmmm...you seem true enough, oi elder quatt and chill quatt, what do you guys think?
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>>5675221
"You would eject dear ol' me? Expel me from this void? Exorcise me from your body? Force me to exit your mind palace?"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5675235
I mean the book ain't here, pretty sure you can just float around as disembodied spirit by now, no?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5675235
Get him outta here
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5675235
Send him back.
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>>5675239
"Someone get this hothead outta here!"

"He's bringing the vibes down!"

"So nice to see that inside your mindscape, one of you is dressed like your dad. You must be such a good son"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5675246
Punch him in the face with our other fist too, send a double punch message
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5675246
Why is your face squishy anyways? You are all bones unless...YOU AREN'T A REAL SKELETON!!!
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>>5675250
"Well clearly it's because OP's a hack fraud. And also we're in your mindscape, anything can happen. Observe"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5675259
WHAT THE FUCK!? GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5675259
Damn thats crazy.
You alright Lich guy.
Lets get back to business. To defeat.. the reds
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5675259
Stare at HD SKELLEY GRAPHICS
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5675259
Where'd he go!? SHIT!
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>>5675266
Mister I'lll make a skelly, outta yooouuuu
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5675299
Determined. Goal oriented. Serene. Ethical. Balanced. Unbothered. Drunk. Chill. Cool. At peace. In touch with my inner self. Undivided.
I am Quattro, and I am ready
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5675299
How how Quattro is doing in the real world
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5675303
ARE YOU? ARE YOU TRULY READY?

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5675307
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST, BUT ON FIRE, WITHIN. ONCE I'VE FOUND MY CENTER, I'LL VE SURE, TO WIN!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5675307
NO HUMANITY
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>>5675308
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5675316
Master Monk...... I am on a mission. I think you understand.
Please, grant me the holy ice. I am ready to receive it
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5675316
It's time
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5675316
I have reached enlightenment... Elder, take me to the ice. I am ready.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5675326
IS IT REALLY TIME?

Roll 1d100 one last time before OP fucks off to bed. Thread will continue later. If OP stops being a hackfraud with time management.

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5675333
It is time, yes.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5675333
IDS HABBENING
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5675333
I am the man who grabs the drink
Riding to Panama
Witness me!
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>>5675337
To be continued
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5675344
To be continued . . . NOW!

With Quattro suffering cultivation deviation. He is consumed with power lust, forsaking the Chill!
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5675344
GET OUT OF HERE HE'S GONNA BLOW
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>>5675308
>>5675309
>08 & 09
>89 & 98
>posted at the same exact second
yin and yang, perfect balance in time and cyberspace
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We went to the bad ending, Quattro surrendering to the book's influence.
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>>5675415
>implying quattro deserves anything good
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>>5675415
Nah, way I see it, Quatt's using his weaponized procrastination on the book's influence
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>>5675510
He's gonna procrastinate until everyone is bored of this quest
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>>5675510
>ID: ASS
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>>5675510
That's fair.
Also nice ID bro.
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I want to kill Quattro. I want to snap all of his bones like twigs. I want to smash his skull with a sledgehammer. I want to grind him into bonemeal and dust and throw it all into a fire. I want to burn all his alcohol and bars.
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>>5676287
Jeanne plz
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5675344
>>5675391
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>>5677175
congratulations, maybe next time you can roll 9
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>>5677175
>GET OUT OF HERE HE'S GONNA BLOW
how about you blow him instead?
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I will rip Quattro's head off. I will crush it between my hands. I will rend Bobby to ashes. I will slaughter every Chillsader harder than Mao did Chinese culture. I will FUCKING END THEM.
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Yellow? The color of piss.
Chilling? Only gays do that.
Alcohol? Poison.
Quattro? Shatter his pelvic bone with a kick while a dog covers its eyes.
KILL ALL YELLOW.
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>deranged anon with hateboner scared OP back into gulag
sad
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>luke best skellton
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>>5677450
>>5677446
This sounds strangely personal
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>>5677693
Quattro's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his skeledong fuckin' bone dry dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Quattro, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no tiny drink umbrellas, no kung-fu, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
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And basically, I hate Quattro.
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It's been 2morrows and still no sign of OP, Quattro wins by default of the last roll succeeding
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Mayhaps OP has lied about bread
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>>5678766
It would not be the first time this has happened.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5678776
Wait a minute, this doesn't look right.
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>>5678778
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5678779
Resist the vision! We must snap back to reality!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5678779
Ponder the Horrors of Chill Shotasniffer and Communist Quattro
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>>5678783
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5678793
Hugo Boss Quattro
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>>5678794
Terrifying
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5678798
Back at the temple, Rosa and the Elder Monk are astonished at Quattro's radiance.
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>>5678801
SO BRIGHT AAAAA
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5678803
The light retracts into Quattro
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5678803
Quattro has reached the Next Level and can now move to the next part of the plot
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>>5678806
Yes, of course
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5678808
Quattro defeats the evil jew OP and continues the quest.
>>
OP has perished.
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>>5678823
It's because Quattro killed him with the Quattrobomb
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>>5678809
>>5678823
Sorry guys, Quattro killed me too hard
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5678825
I will kill Quattro.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5678825
>>5678828
NO ELDER MONK DON'T BE A HERO
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>>5678825
And the anons did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large pies
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5678828
Egads, an assassin from the hero association!
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>>5678828
QUATTRO LOOK OUT
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5678832
Slam dunk his pathetic yellow, alcohol consuming ass. Make him regret being born.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5678832
Quattro effortlessly annihilates the hothead
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>>5678836
Quattro got that hothead outta there.

He was banished to 4chan, a fate worse than death
>>
I'll be back....
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5678837
The Elder Monk is impressed with Quattro's spiritual ascension.
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>>5678841
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5678843
Quattro quats all over the floor. Truly a moment in all time.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5678844
>>5678843
One of the quattillion moments in time.
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>>5678844
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5678848
Now on to the final step of the training
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5678848
I am ready to be judged, Elder. Am I deemed pure enough to access the Unmelting Ice?
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>>5678851
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5678855
Yes, the final step of the training
which is...
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>>5678856
"Your final rial awaits, Quattro. Complete this and the Order will recognize you as worthy of the Sacred Ice"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5678859
Dewit
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5678859
Clearly this ritual won't make him break and steal the Ice
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>>5678860
It's simple, just gimme all your money
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5678862
...Monks don't use money
Quattro snipes the imposter
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5678862
Wait a second are you trying to bamboozle me
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>>5678863
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5678866
Now the REAL test
>>5678861
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>>5678867
"It's simple. Here is the sacred ice, unprotected, unguarded, in the middle of the room. If you can resist the temptation to just take it and run within the time limit, then you pass"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5678873
How long is it
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>>5678874
"About 5..."

A. "...hours"

B. "...days"

C. "...weeks"

D. "...years"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5678873
A
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5678876
>'About 5 rounds of Uno, I have to put that little girl you brought here in her place before you can leave'
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5678876
>>5678881
This
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>>5678881
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5678886
Time to wait 5 rounds I guess
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5678886
Pass the time with thinking about how great Skeleton Island will be under your leadership
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5678886
Cute Rosa.

Quattro begins meditating while the Elder gets beat at Uno.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5678886
>>5678889
this
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>>5678886
>>5678888
>>5678889
Do this instead
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>>5678888
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5678895
Everyone will bend their knee to you
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5678895
imagine what the roster for your tournaments would look like
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5678895
No! This is the bad ending, Quattro! We just have to prove ourselves! Renember the chill!
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>>5678896
"Quattro, my son. I kneel to your supreme coolness. You are definitely the real ruler of Skeleton Island, my true heir, definitely better than your sister and is 100% the favorite"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5678899
>>5678898
"No, this is definitely what you want"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5678899
Shake it off, Quattro! You are on this journey for personal growth, to prove you can be more than you are! Not for pety vengance sake!
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>>5678900
I mean, it gotta be right? Vengeance? Recognition? Show Shotasniffer who's boss?
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5678902
Think back on what you learned when you had that sick training session with your other two selves
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>>5678903
"Yo check out this sweet backflip"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5678905
Synchronized backflipping
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>>5678906
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5678907
"Remember, Quattro. In the end, you and Shotasniffer are kin. You are made of the same bonemarrow. If you should forget this, disaster is sure to follow and you will do terrible things. It is good to compete amongst siblings, but never to hate. Remeber this, Quattro."
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>>5678909
Yes. You must remember that Shotasniffer is to be forgiven. NO! She must be punished! You have to have your revenge! But she's family! Family who has humiliated and beaten you down! You must chill! You must not hate! But she won't give you the same courtesy! Grasp destiny! Take your revenge!
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5678911
We'll just have to beat her ass in a loving, brotherly way
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5678911
what about loli chest
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5678912
>>5678911
This seems to be the only way forward.
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>>5678913
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5678917
>>5678914
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>>5678919
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5678923
You know, rough her up a bit. Show her how it's done, that we're not gonna take more crap. But reconcile in the end, like siblings do.
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>>5678924
With no ulterior motives, right anon?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5678925
Only securing Father Lolisniffer's approval
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>>5678926
Hopefully without actually sniffing any lolis. But glad that existential crisis' over. Now you can focus on NOT grabbing the ice
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5678927
See how the Uno match is going
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>>5678929
"I put my card in face down position"

"Gasp!"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5678932
I summon my Yellow 7, in attack mode!
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>>5678935
"I ACTIVATE POT OF GREED!"

"POT OF GREED?!"
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>>5678939
What does it do?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5678942
>>5678939
WHEN ACTIVATED, POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO EXTRA CARDS. AND JUST MY LUCK, FOR THE HEART OF THE CARDS HAVE SAW FIT TO LET ME DRAW """THIS"""!!!
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>>5678943
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5678946
"IT IS OVER, OLD MAN! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE BUT TWO CARDS IN MY HAND, WHILE YOU HOLD SEVEN. YOU CAN NOT POSSIBLY HOPE TO BEAT ME, FORFEIT NOW AND SAVE SOME OF YOUR DIGNITY"
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>>5678947
"IMPOSSSIBLEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.........alright, that's 2 out of 5. Let's go again"

"Anytime, old maaaaan"

They sound like they're having fun
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5678949
Make a mental note to have a gambling tournament at some point down the line
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5678949
It's nice to see Rosa having fun. Is our Apprentice nearby? We could do some light sparring while we wait for them to finish.
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>>5678952
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5678954
Regular poker night sounds pretty sweet. We could invite Rasputin and Marian for a starter, maybe Luke when he comes back from space. Ken, and maybe even Betty would join.

>>5678953
Where Apprentice?
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>>5678957
"I kinda suck at UNO"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5678959
"Me too, bud. Still, we can spar while we wait for them to finish. Show me what you have learned on this adventure."
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>>5678962
"Of course, Master. I am also curious to see what power you've gained after your meditation
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5678968
Round 1
FIGHT!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5678970
"Here I come, master!"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5678974
Surely this will go well with only one roller.
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>>5678979
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5678982
Spin kick
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5678982
Follow through, while his guard is down
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5678983
CAN QUATTRO DO THE MOTION?
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5678986
Let’s see.
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>>5678989
Spin kicked him right in the neck!

OP will now leave for dinner for a bit, be back in like, 2 hours
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5678991
Another spin
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>>5678991
forever
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>>5679085
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5679087
Spin kick your disciple and OP right to the ice-WAIT NO
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5679091
Disciple blocks the Spin Kick.
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>>5679091
Wait what was that about OP
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5679099
>>5679097
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>>5679101
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5679107
"Hah, excellent block my apprentice. But can you block this!?"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5679110
CAN HE?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5679118
nope.

HIS ONLY OPTION IS TO CHILL IT OUT AND LET IT FLOW OVER HIM LIKE 150% PROOF "WATER"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5679118
Let's hope
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>>5679119
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5679126
"Heh, you've improved in such a short time. You are the Chosen Apprentice."
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5679128
"Thank you, master"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5679146
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5679146
Oh lord.
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>>5679148
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5679151
WHERE WILL QUATTRO CRASH
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5679152
>>5679151
Just in to the wall.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5679154
OH SHIT HE'S GOING FOR A WALL SLAM COMBO
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5679170
Reverse!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5679170
Combo this headbutt, boneman!
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>>5679173
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5679194
Hey Rosa, are you winning?
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>>5679197
"I SUMMON THE KING TO PUT YOUR DRAGON INTO A CHOKEHOLD"

"EGADS!"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5679205
"I SUMMON CATAPULT TURTLE, AND I SACRIFICE MY DRAGON, AND BY EXTENSION YOUR KING TO USE AS AMMUNITION TO ATTACK YOUR LIFEPOINTS DIRECTLY"
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>>5679208
"YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! I REVERSED THE AIM OF YOUR CATAPULT TO TARGET YOU INSTEAD!"

"YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD TOO! IT CLEARS THE BOARD OF ALL CARDS AND MAKE YOU DRAW 2 UNO CARDS!"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5679216
I don't remember Uno being this intense of a card game.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5679216
I don't don't think that card is tournament legal
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>>5679219
"TAKE THIS! I BANNED YOUR CARD FROM THE RULESET, SO ITS EFFECTS ARE NULL AND VOID!"

"THEN I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD! I BRIBE THE OFFICIALS TO MAKE MY CARD LEGAL AGAIN!"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5679223
Is your elder monk always like this concerning card games?
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>>5679224
"Yes"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5679225
I'm so sorry
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5679225
Don't you guys know any tricks to like, speed this up?
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>>5679227
"Why?"

"Card games are very serious business"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5679237
Oh no they are bringing out the dice in accordance with special rules in fifty second editions third expansion!
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>>5679242
"I ROLLED A 126! NOW YOU HAVE TO SCORE 20 STRIKES OR DRAW 20 CARDS!!"

"DAMNIT! BRING OUT THE BOWLING BALLS"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5679244
Alright this is getting ridiculous, where is the fast forward button?
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>>5679247
OP has taken the fast forward button! And is heading off to bed! Quattro will catch up.....whenever thread continues later. Toodles
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I'm back.
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I'm here to kill Quattro now.
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>>5682192
pls, control thy hateboner
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>>5682514
All you have to do is remove that anon's dedicated hatebone (the bone which hates) and he should go back to normal
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>>5682517
Damnit anon I'm a shitposter not a surgeon
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5682520
Remove Anon's hateboner like you're playing Operation.
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>>5682524
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5682527
Alright OP, remember the procedure. You read the 83-page document on how to do this right?
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>>5682529
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5682535
Okay, carefully now. Caaaarefully extract the hatebone from Anon's chest.
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>>5682536
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5682538
Okay. Now grasp it tightly and then rip it out.
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>>5682540
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5682542
PULL!
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>>5682544
Unfortunately, the operation was not a success
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5682546
Rosa lost the "Operation" mini game and has to draw four Uno cards.
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>>5682548
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5682551
Look at the timer on how long is left until we can take the ice cubes
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5682551
The Elder Monk gloats in triumph.
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