OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.But soon you will have your revenge! For now you have convinced everyone to join your Skeleton Fight tournament on the moon. With everyone being distracted by said tourney, you now travel the world to hidden temples in order to gain the ingredients to make the Ultimate Drink, something that'd massively boost your power in order to defeat your sister, Shotasniffer!Currently you're challenging the monks guarding the next ingredient, and getting your ass beat
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5668894Or are we?
>>5668898Of course, it could just be a clever setup for a COUNTERATTACK
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5668908That's why the Quest is called what it is!DANCE-ATTACK!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5668928The rest of the monks attack
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5668940Quattro Counterattacks the rest of the Monks.
>>5668943This is truly a Quattro Counterattack
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5668945TEST YOUR MIGHT
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5668945KILL THEM ALL
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5668955Tie them in knots!
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5668955This battle is too epic for this budgetJust say there was a lot of murder
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5668955DRUNKEN FIST: LÖWENBRAU MAUL
>>5668959We now cut to something more manageable with our budgetLike this skeleton making toast
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5668973Olessa sneaks past him
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5668973Put some jam on the toast.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5668973The toaster overload and burn the bred.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5668973activate Toastitron mode
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5668984Put in peanut butter
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5668984activate Toastitron mode HARDER
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5668984Peanut butter time!
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5669000Unplug the toaster.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5669001"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME, FOOLISH SKELETON"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5669010SOMEBODY STOP HIM
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5669010He is right. We should go back to Quattro instead, see his epic battle.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5669010Splash water onto the toaster.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5669010Enlist him in the Federation Army, so he can do his part.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5669010Get it done!
>>5669013Toastron is a Quattro fan, we have to stop him
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5669026Quattro fucks their shit up.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5669026the other guy evaporates for no reason
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5669026>>5669035Secret monk technique
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5669041>>5669036He starts telling you to turn back from your evil ways
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5669041before he can escape, he gets sucked into the water cycle
>>5669042"There is still time, Quattro. Renounce your evil ways. You do not want to become like your father before you"
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5669048>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!"
>>5669054CAN'T THEY SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?! CAN'T THEY SEE THAT IT'S ALL SHOTASNIFFER'S FAULT?!
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5669066>"PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR MY DRUNKEN PUNCH!">suddenly a big explosion
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5669066"Then prove it, with your will and your fists."Suddenly, the elder monk steps forward to initate combat.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5669085his feeble old man legs cant hold him up
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5669085I am so close now, I can not let you stand in my way! Prepare yourself!
>>5669087"You won't weasel your way out of this that easily, Quattro"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5669091For this task, Quattro must honorable drunken duel the elder monk to earn those ice cube.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5669091Remember all the alcohol boosted martial arts techniques we have acquired over the years
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5669085>>5669087This
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5669091his bladder explodes (he forgot his piss-pouch back at home)
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5669105Time to cash in the budget
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5669105oh whats this, the IRS arresting the elder monk for tax fraud?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5669105They drunken punch each other that equalize they blow.
>>5669111TRIPS AND A 98/100?
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5669120toastiron starts biting the monk's ankles
>>5669123Unfortunately Toastitron has been defeated by the Toast Skeleton
oh shit it's already 4 AM. I gotta sleep now. Bread continues whenever it continues.updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>5669135The bread will be eaten.
We are on our way to make Quattro the most detested and hateable protagonist since Fester
>Quattro before: A goofy, but likable drunk>Quattro now: pic related
>>5669226>>5669276Personally I don't see this quest as Quattro's salty runback to take power, but more like a quest for recognition. Not recognition that leads to him becoming leader, but as the oldest sibling he wants recognition as the strongest. One final duel with Shotasniffer after he finishes the drink and unlocks the secrets of the Drunken Fist to settle this matter, which ended rather lackluster in Skeleton Island 1. Winning wouldn't see him taking power from SS, it would simply be her finally acknowledging him as strong instead of just shitting on him all the time. Even if he doesn't win the duel, recognizing that he's not just a goofy drunk goober that fucks everything up (as anons keep playing him as), but the big brother his siblings can rely on would be closure enough for him. Afterwards he would still run his dojo, mix the drinks and relax on the beach content in knowing that he's not just seen as only a failure.That's at least the way I want this to end, it wouldn't majorly upset the canon and allow for more sequels with SS and the USSR taking the leading role, but would give Quattro that lift out of being just the slapstick loser he's being played as. I was hoping bringing Marian in to the quest would let us give him a little more development in the same direction too, but it doesn't look like we're getting it this quest. Maybe some time in the future.That said, faggots are gonna be faggots, and a faggot with enough dice luck or the dedication to multi-ID can easily de-track the quest and ruin Quattro's character just because they can (there sure have been attempts at that thus far). I hope it doesn't come down to that, but the way OP runs his quests there's little anyone can do to counteract it other than run damage control on bad prompts, or outright try to have them retconned.I would feel a bit sad if we played this whole quest down to the end only to ruin Quattro for no other reason than spite. That would just be a waste of a quest.
I gotchu senpai
>>5669325If that were the case then the actual person he would have to face would be Rasputin.As it is now he is going down a terrible road that can only be stopped by him realizing everything isn't worth it and redeeming himself or getting BTFO by his siblings or worse.
>>5669325well anon, internet going to be internet.after such longrolling OP series with returning characters and such, it's not weird that some people developed affection and attachment to some.In that case I'd consider Quattro to be most successful character in awhile, precisely because he gets the hate, dedicated even.So in constant contest of dice, quattro favoring people, quattro haters, and bystanders - Quattro grew up into character you can't ignore, at least not on purpose. He is fun character to root for, to hate, to see OP using him to screw around with everyone's expectations. And if there will be anti-climatic end to this adventure, so be it. Won't be a first time. It doesn't make it waste of a quest, we had fun in the process after all.
>>5669352Yer on your own here OP
man this is still going. I still remember thr skelingtom island. For stretches of time, I was the only yellow player there I think. Good times. Does Wuattro still jug margaritas?
>>5669630You have abandoned me, anon>>5669514But fun is not allowed
>>5669640>But fun is not allowedBe true to yourself OP, you know fun is always allowed
>>5669640I'm sorry OP I'm back with milk and cigs now
>>5669514The real quest was the friends we made along the way.>>5669640meanwhile OP draws vtuber tits
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5670208Is it rude if it's your dream
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5670212imagine vtuber shotasniffer
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5670222Back to Quattro blaming Skeleton Island for his actions"YOU'RE THE MURDERERS"
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5670222What is this OP? Go back to Quarto drunken fighting the Elder Monk.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5670222Elder monk battle!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5670235SCREAM YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY AS YOU COUNTER
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5670235I just need one more chance, one more fight to prove myself, against her!
>>5670236CANT THEY SEE? YOU'RE NOT THE BAD GUY HERE! IT'S HER! YOU'RE BASED AND YELLOWPILLED!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5670243SHE'S THE REAL MONSTER
>>5670245THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE BASED AND YELLOWED PILLED! WHILE SHOTANIFFER IS A COMMUNIST LIBERAL KEK!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5670255"He wasn't like this before, honest"
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5670255Skeleton Island is diseased and Quattro is the cure
>>5670257"He's just uh, going through some stuff right now"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5670262Betty withdrawal syndrome to be precise
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5670262>>5670264"I'll be honest, we haven't heard from the golems since they said he visited them"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5670262Quattro attacks the master monk with his drunken fury
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5670276old monk slaps quattro out of it
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5670276More fightan ensues
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5670276PUNCH HIS HEART OUT
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5670288"Now listen here young man, we gotta have to talk first"Time for training arc
>>5670293But is the Quatt receptive?
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5670303Monk says that if Quattro will go thru training, he'll share some limited Bone Fighter 3rd Strike merchAnd maybe something from vault if Quattro exceeds expectations.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5670303Without self-control, your path will end in disaster. A daughter slain by her brother's uncontrolled power, you will forever walk in shame and have to run from your actions. Before you can procceed, you must temper yourself, like a well chilled drink.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5670303>>5670306"pssst the monk is being a killjoy, my way is better"
OP is dead
SORRY MAH DUDES, my internet bugged out, and I gotta go too.much aologies
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5670330it's okay OPenjoy your new week in gulagthanks for the bread~
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5670530Watch some Tri-Zenon mecha anime
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5670536>>5670304
>>5670539mmmmm free merch
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5670541also that too >>5670306but first look at this HK sub, man crabsticks are real
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5670551Hey monk check this out, crazy how much merchandising she does for a commie, no?
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5670551Oh, Shotazinger Z, classicLet's keep watching
>>5670556Yeah me too, so about that training arc I will agree only if you can outdrink me
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5670557Too drunk to roll
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5670559Not drunk enough to give OP money
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5670561Onward to the training arc.
>>5670563Oh shit we don't ahve enough budget for a montage! Quick, editor skeleton, cut to something else
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5670564Uhhh tournament?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5670572man there is a lot of robots in space
>>5670573"Of course there's alot of robots in space. There's plenty of...space"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5670576and budget for it?wild!how is betty faring
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5670586How are the rankings?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5670586and what about our contender yellow girl which I totally didn't forget name for
>>5670587"Well we still got a lot of people fighting all over the moon, but the reds are quickly climbing up the rankings""Should we send in more of our guys?"
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5670592Of course... we'll send HIM in...
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5670601The Reds wont know what him em...... their worst and oldest enemy
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5670592Any candidates? >>5670601Come on that's just plain unfair
>>5670603"yep. That one. The anti-red fighter. The fighter's that the perfect counter to the reds. That fighter. That one who's sure to stop the reds in their tracks. That one. That fighter. Yep"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5670611Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the GOAT MANHoly shit! Coming down from the mountains! It seems as if hes been LIFTING
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5670611Exactly... HE will stop the reds... Our HERO...
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5670611Not Mark, I hate that guy
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>5670611YES, Dipshit McBumfuck, yer up!
>>5670615"Well yeah, nobody likes Mark""FUCK MARK"
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5670617Yeah, now Reddestroyer Gigakill! Move over, Steve get in the ring
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5670617Autobots roll out
>>5670618ENTER OUR HERO STEVE
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5670617what fighter we talk about then? this one with sideburns? And in helmet? And asking for budget?
>>5670618And STEVE is....A. Brother Steve, who did not participate during the island wars due to being abroad B. Uncle Steve, who's a lich. Dad makes fun of him for wearing a dress, despite Dad himself working for Greg, who's also a lich that wears a robeC. Cousin Stev(ie), she's from mom's side of the familyD. Steve, who's a demon, he just kinda showed up one day
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5670642ESteve the DM from Quattro's DnD sessions
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5670642EBro Steve, he convinced everyone that he's really strong
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5670642>CAt least if the bone heads here start getting zesty again, its not as bad as our siblings at least. Upgrades
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5670642>DEVERYBODY CLAP FOR DEMON STEVE! But politely, he has social anxiety so don’t pressure him
>>5670648You just want another hot shadow chick added to the roster, anon
>>5670647BROTHER STEVE, WHO IS FOR SURE THE SECRET STRONGEST SIBLING! BROTHER STEVE, WHO CAN SOLO EVERY SINGLE RED, BLUE, YELLOW AND GREEN LEADER AND COMMANDERS, AT THE SAME TIME. BUT HE JUST DOESN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANNA HURT THEM TOO MUCH! BROTHER STEVE, WHO COULD SINGLE HANDEDLY RETAKE SKELETON ISLAND FOR THE YELLOWS BUT DOESN'T BECAUSE HE WAS, UH, BUSY THAT DAY!BROTHER STEVE, WHO HAS THE POWER OF A QUATTILLION EXPLODING SUNS!at least that's what he tells the rest of the chillsaders when Quattro's not looking anyway.Is this the Steve you want?
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5670654God I with I was as strong as him-Brother Steve(A version)
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5670654No the other Steve who tells really good jokes
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5670654Lets consider our shadowey cousin>>5670653T-thats not true. Shut the fuck up.
>>5670655Think anon has a lisp
>>5670657You know its true! You cry to sleep every night remembering that we picked the pigtails skeleton over the big titty shadow lady
>>5670660Shut up you monkey. You filthy fucking nigger. Shut your mouth right now. I will stick your dick in the wood chipper and ground your twink bones into bone meal. You gorilla ass looking fool. You make Marian look competent. You absolute mother fucker. Shut up for all of eternity and fucking die
>>5670655"HE'S SO STRONG (according to him) HOLY SHIT"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5670662No way anon, anon is right, as an anon of Supreme taste all I can say is big titty shadow cousins is the tops, and loves being top. >>5670663Get in there Steve! Show us that super awesome technique you've been working on.
>>5670665"a-are you sure? That, uh, that would make it, errrm, u-unfair for everyone else, ahem"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5670668STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE-Steve's and Stevie
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5670668I don't care! We are in it to win it! Hurry the fuck up steve!
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5670668Everybody! Our man Steve is getting the Shy again! Group chant time!Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve! Steve! SteveSteve! Steve!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5670668BEAT THEIR ASSES STEVESTEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
>>5670672"STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!""What's going on here?""Oh hey Rasputin, Steve's going to fight for us next!""Steve?""Yeah, you know, Steve! The one who's stronger than you and shotasniffer combined!""Really now?"
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5670677Ladies and Gentlemen! Do you have ANY Idea what you are about to experience? Well too bad! TOO BAD! Because we're sending your way, the one, the only...! Yes, you can probably guess who it is! S-
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5670677>>5670678Rasputin walks to Steve"You better make the battle count or else it's Quattro's joke book for you"
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5670677YEAH THERE HE IS COME ON STEVE BEAT HIM UP BEAT RASPUTIN’S ASS YOU GOT THIS MAN
>>5670678"STOP!""Gasp!""Steve speaks!""EVERYONE! QUIET DOWN! LEAVE THE ROOM. I REQUIRE TO TALK TO RASPUTIN, PRIVATELY!""Ah, I see! He's going to prepare Rasputin emotionally for when he beats down Betty and Boy!""Steve's so thoughtful!"
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5670686Well then Steve, I'm all ears
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5670686Rasputin butters Steve to others up while secretly whispering >>5670680
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5670686Rasputin! My brother I...h..hhh....HOLD AND WATCH AS I TEAR YOUR AND MY SISTER BETTY A NEW ONE WITH MY GREAT AND MIGHTY MOVES...fuuuck
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5670686Oh shit everyone get out, Steve is gonna tear this place up! You got this Steve! We believe!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5670695R-r-rasputin I..I c-ca-caaaa.....I CAN DO IT VERY EASILY I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE HOW STRONG AND MIGHTY I AM..damiiit
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5670695Uh uh uh shit uh HOLY SHIT RASPUTIN LOOK WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE IS THAT THE um uh fuck the the T-THE THING IT’S THE THING HOLY SHIT LOOK
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5670695This was so effective that everyone forgot the plan was to let Betty and Boy advance to begin with
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5670695Ah hah ha ha ah ah ah ah aha haa ahA ahahahaHAHAHahahahahaaaaaaaa ah ah acku ock ackh ah coug cooff coff coff coff
>>5670702"Calm down, Strongest Skeleton. No need to panic"
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5670704You really are the strongest, Steve. It's not a joke. I can sense the power levels within you. All you need to do.... is finally believe it. Get out there and when you strike, strike with all your force. You will know when the time is right. Now go, we depend on you
>>5670705"w--huh?""That's right Steve, you are definitely stronger than both me and Shotasniffer combined. I kneel before your supreme power"
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5670707Now go, Steve, fight my BOY! Show all your full might!
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5670707"Really?""Yes, I have seen your videos, you are truly the strongest person the world has ever seen. Now go, take on Boy."
>>5670709"GO! And show my demon child what-for! Go, Steve! Show the entire world your awesome powers!""b-but but"
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5670721Am I the only one who thinks Rasputin is the single most sinister character in the franchise. There is something unsettling abovut this mother fucker
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5670721Steve is then thrown into the arena
>>5670723"EVERYONE LOOK! STEVE IS FLYING!""WOAAAAAAAAH"
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5670726He lands right on Boy, achieving a perfect KO
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5670726Boy finds himself facing legendary Stever(the strong one), he hears rattling, audible, mighty, as Steve powers up his attack, they call it the Steve Engine as he's about to unleash his cosmic wrath(Steve is holding up his screams and begging for mercy and as a result his ribs are rattling)
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5670726Hey do you guys see that up there? It kind of looks like a shooting star, time to make a wish!
>>5670728"T-this pressure! Who is this? He's giving off an aura far different than anybody I've face so far!"
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5670747>Screams like a girl, swings wildlyGo Steve go!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5670747Its time.... to reveal to you...... my true power.... say g-goodbye
>>5670747Can the Boy withstand this pressure? Can he overcome his fear? CAN HE!?
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5670753
>>5670750"He moved! The pressure is immeasurable! What is doing?!"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5670759Betty watches on in horrorified anticipation
>>5670760"Be careful, Boy"
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5670762Can boy withstand the sheer pressure?
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5670762On the count of t-t-t-threeO-o-o-o-o-oneeeeee
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5670762All the competitors stare fearing for Boy.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5670762JAN-KEN-HA!
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5670773All animals within ten kilomters go apeshit, the Seismologists start pronounce earthquake warnings, and even Coldsteel the Hedgehog is astounded
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5670773>>5670774"WAIT WHY DID WE EVEN SEND HIM BOY AND BETTY ARE SUPPOSED TO ADVANCE"
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5670773T-T-T-T-Two and a q-quarterrrrrrr
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5670773t-ttttthhhhhhhhhhhh....
>>5670774"Which is quite impressive...I don't even remember there being any animals on the moon"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5670783>>5670776HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5670783Moon animals, Rasputin, like moon whales
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5670773WWWWUUUUUNNNNNN!
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5670783Marian is here, isnt he?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5670783Well there’s plenty of animals on the moon, for example there’s the Lunar Megadeathkiller Worm. But they only show up whenever there’s a lot of shaking and rattling going on!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5670797So how are you doing Marian?Oh if I had a heart I would've had a heart attack just about now from all the pressure, good thing us skeletons and shadow-things don't have those
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5670797Rasputin gives instructions to Marian to secretly sabotage the ring for Boy
>>5670798"But I am drinking nervously"sssiiiiiip
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5670802Olessa is also shaking nervously while sneaking around in the arena
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5670802Betty cant take it anymore. She jumps into the ring to save boy before he (surely) is destoryed in his entirety
>>5670805"Aunt Betty!""Retreat, Boy. Let me handle this""No! I have to do it! It's the only way!""It's too dangerous!"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5670814Rasputin jumps down and handles this
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5670814And then.......they're both disqualifiedUltimate Steve Victory
>>5670815"Brother!""Pops!""Where have you been?! But nevermind that, tell Boy to get out of here and help me take down whoever this guy is!"
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5670822"I'll handle this myself, Betty."
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5670822Steve enters sicko mode and amazes everyone with his immense power (literal panic)
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5670822Say, I wonder what is Steve thinking right now?
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5670828HE DECIDES TO SPARE THE ENTIRE GROUP (flees)
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5670828Rasputin give a courage word to Steve. That he can do and able to knock out Betty first and then Boy.
>>5670831"....Do it Steve, show them your power""RASPUTIN?!""POPS?!"
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5670833All the other competitors stop their battles and start supporting Betty and Boy in their fight
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5670833>>5670825
>>5670835"Do you hear them? Everyone is supporting you. Do not fear the massive pressure before you. Face it head on""BUT, RASPUTIN!..""Let the boy face Steve alone, Betty."
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5670842>>5670836STEEL YOURSELF, BOY
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5670846Everyone gets SPOOKED
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5670846inexplicable banana peel
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5670846>>5670847Boy dodges the charge while Steve falls off (he tripped while panickly flailing at air)
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5670854DOWN."THREE CHEERS FOR BOY"
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5670854HE'S GOING FOR THE DREADED SPINDASH
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5670854However, the raw wind power generated from Steve’s beautiful midair spin was strong enough to absolutely blast Boy away!
>>5670856MY GOD! HOW CAN BOY GET OUTTA THIS?!
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5670858Rasputin secretly throws Coldsteel into the spindash
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5670858>>5670857Such is the power of Steve...
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5670858BOY IS HIT BY A REAL NASTY KICK, TOTALLY NOT ACCIDENTAL
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5670865SPINDASH OFF THE STAGE
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5670865BAM
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5670870TO THE CEILING AND BEYOND
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5670870Well Billy, it appears both contestants are off the stage, Betty has to be disqualified because she jumped in and Rasputin is quietly seething about something, what now?
>>5670871MY GOD! HE'S HEADING FOR OP! TO PUNISH HIM FOR CRIMPING THE BUDGET!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5670876OH N-
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5670876As Steve flattens OP, we come back to Quattro in his training arc (or not)
>>5670877"Oh thank god! My fall was cushioned by something. Finally got out of the fight area, maybe I can now sneak off a---OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5670879BOY WINS BY PIN
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5670879>>5670872
>>5670880And there was much rejoicing
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5670885Back to Quattro considering the head monk's offer
>>5670890More like back to OP not doing his job, heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobut for reals tho it's 7 AM and I forgot to sleep. So imma pass out now. See yasupdates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
I like Steve the Skeleton, we should get him a nice place of honor for Betty's birthday party,
Theory: quest improves when Quattro is not onscreen
>>5671004Will be proven once our hero Steve rises up again.
Where the fuck all this art of big titted skeletons coming from and is there more? Is OP already creating his porn patreon (comissions open)?
>>5671317Fresh from the basement
>>56715742night was a lie
OWOUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH SEGGGGS SKELETON SEGGGGSGSSS!!!!!!
Images that make you think-king.png
>>5673403It says 1 hour in there, wdym anon :^)
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5673440Baked.
Rolled 58 (1d100)The year is 2030. A new adventure with skeeltons just got voted up. OP starts a new session.He posts a peice of bread. Because bread = threadHe's done it again. Like hes been doing for the last 20 years.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5673446Be Ken watching the entire fight, shaking at your bones.Jeanne has gone missing for some reason
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5673446Steve makes sudden adjustments and boy falls out of the arena
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5673447>>5673446The reason is she crawled in under the bench. (She's very excited for the remake of Metal Gear Solid 3)
>>5673449The number you have dialed is unavailable right now, would you like to leave a message
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5673456Boy is scared to even touch him
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5673456Boy is shaking from the adrenaline of deafting the strongest skeleton.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5673464>>5673447
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5673464Then he explodes
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5673464It's too much stimuli for Boy! He passes out.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5673469Yellow mourns the loss of their greatest fighter
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5673469That was just a Steve dummy, the real Steve is right behind you, Boy!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5673469Steve's chi has awoken and so has he...
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5673469Boy, in fear of retaliation, immediately jumps out of the arena for the next match.Steven exploded because he set off a trap.
>>5673473"A trap? I don't remember this tournament having environmental hazards turned on"
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5673483What are you, a competitive smash player?
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5673483The Command Room hails Rasputin: "As the number of contestants decreases we're slowly activating various stage hazards. It's a ratings thing, it brings in more viewers to see weird shit happening as the number of contestants drop. Also there's a Fortnite™ sponsored storm field that will begin shrinking the battle area right about now, you better skeddadle."
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5673483You forgot to go into options and turn off all hazards. Who ever had a tournament last time just left on hidden explosives, homerun bat, and tooth-decay encounters.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5673491>>5673487That's not the winning dice roll you hack.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5673491Meanwhile everyone is kicking the shit out of Fester for being bad
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5673494>>5673493
>>5673494WE CAN'T LET HIM KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! KILL OP!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5673498>>5673494Seconding killing OP
>>5673496Why the Fester hate, anon? Could this be due to your unresolved cowboy related childhood trauma
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5673494Explodes
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5673501Anon just needs to heal, cast a healing punch on him Rasputin
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5673501I wanted the Edward Roberts cameo and that cowboy took it from us
>>5673505Hmm mmm, can you elaborate on that? Perhaps talking about it in detail would help
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5673506It all started when anons mother made him wear cowboy assless chaps for picture day at school
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5673506>>5673511It was horrible
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5673521While Rasputin consoles the cowboy hater, move to Ken for aftermath
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5673521anon dies of stroke (he got too hot)
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5673521And the way they took his picture... They didn't even get his ass in there...
>>5673522"What a fight! This tournament's getting crazy, huh Jeane?"
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5673527...Jeanne?
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5673528>>5673527Bo-beanie?
>>5673528Gasp! Where is dear ol' Jeanne?!
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5673534SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE OH THE HUMANITY WE HAVE TO FIND HER.."Should we tell him""Let him worry more, Olessa"
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5673534She's under the bench trying to Metal Gear her way out of the cell with some ketchup.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5673534Have you checked your pockets?
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5673543Jeanne throws a can of Sprite at his head for not realising she's outside the cell with Olessa
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5673543While Ken has a mental break, Quattro has accepted the offer of the Elder Monk.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5673550We better get out of here before the guard comes back.
>>5673553"Now can anybody tell me what's going on?"
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5673564"Well, you see Ken..."But before Jeanne has time to explain anything, the walls collapse outwards to reveal that they're IN THE ARENA!
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5673573How will Jeanne and Ken get out of this pickle!? Find out later on Skeleton Island 3!
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5673573LADIEEEES AAAND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCIING THE DOUBLE TROUBLE, THE DOLLAR AND BUCK, THE GREEN DUO, KEEEEEN AND JEANNE
>>5673579"I'm gonna kill Quattro when this is over"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5673595They get swarmed by goons trying to make a name for themselves in the tournament.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5673595AND THEIR OPPONENT, THE BIG GREEN, THE CYBER SKELETON, THE EX-CEO MARIAAAANWait what?
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5673609"I'm sorry Jeanne, Ken, but I can't let you leave the moon just yet. You've seen too much..."
>>5673612Then, Marian contacts them through the secret GSG comms channel"Plus I'm trying to flip this to our favor. Just lemme win so I have a quick entry into the finals."
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5673632"OK but we're not gonna fold easy. This tournament needs a crowdpleaser of a fight to make you a favorite for the finals."
>>5673635"b-bbut you're still gonna let me win, riught?"
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5673651"......"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5673657"Prepare yourself, Marian..."
>>5673660"R-Remember the plan, guys!"
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5673668Huh... what just happen. Take a better look what Ken and Jeanne up to?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5673668Leaving Marian to his fate, we return now to the Temple of the Rocks and Quattro accepting the Elder Monks proposal.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5673685"The drink you seek is powerful and dangerous. Without proper form and self-control, you will surely hurt those you love the most. Before you can continue, you must first master the combat arts of the Lonely Drunk and the Festive Drinker."
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5673685Quattro dabs at haters
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5673695"...What is he doing?" asks the Elder Monk of Rosa and Aporentice.
>>5673699"He's just, uh, expressing his, uhm, joy"
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5673704I worry for our beer cellar...
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5673704Too much 'joy'.Quattro's skull falls off
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5673704"Well he's going to have to stop that if he intendes to prove his worth. Come with me, prospective warrior and his companions. Into the Temple proper..."
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5673709>>5673711
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5673711>>5673709As Rosa put back Quattro skull back in place.
>>5673712>a fucking 1It keeps happening
>>5673714And so they enter the MOUNTAIN TEMPLEas OP goes to sleep since it's morning already. thread will continue when OP gets off his fat ass and start thread againhttps://twitter.com/notapaladin
Dude I'm starting to find it hard to keep track of the plot.This might need rereading everytrhing from the first skeleton island. But do I have that kind of strength left? I might reread villain quest by accident instead. Or lil necro
>>5674278We just need to steal some whale cancer from this temple to brew water free of microplastics and then we can resume the actual plot. Sometimes I wonder how did one fuckup manage to make us sidetrack this hard for a shit gag. But then I remember this quest is a shit gag, just like OP.
WHERE'S THE THREAD OP?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5674681Let's get trainin
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5674687NOTHING STOPS QUATTOR'S WILD RIDE
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5674687bread train
>>5674688QUATTRO'S RIDE NEVER ENDS BABY! SKELETON ISLAND 3 IS GONNA GO ON FOREVER
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5674692The entire Multiverse becomes yellow from the Eternal Quattsweep
>>5674693The eternal Quattrsweep is strangely reminiscent of Deus Ex Human Revolution
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5674697Quattro was thinking this while he completely missed the head monk's instructions on meditation and having a good balance
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5674697"I never asked for this..." Look back on all the Skull Island Quests
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5674701Take a shot from the emergency booze flask to get back into the meditative trance
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5674705Something interesting happens to Quat for once
>>5674706In his deep mediation, Quattro is able to enter...his MINDSCAAAAPE
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5674707He is able to commune with beings on a higher plane...
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5674707>>5674709Also the book is tempting him to cut out the middleman and just kill his way to the ingredients
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5674707Quattro will learn the steps to become the liquor
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5674707more spiritual quattfather development?!
>>5674709>beings on a higher plane
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5674716Quattro vaguely rmembers that he is on a time limit and on a mission and should make things happen
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5674716>>5674717>>5674711
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5674716>>5674717Use the powers of a montage (which in drawn form looks more like a collage of various snippets of action) to complete the training and get the ice cubes
>>5674719"Training shmaining, you should just chill out, maaaan"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5674722Who said that?
>>5674723"How ya doin' Quattro, it's me, Quattro"
>>5674725You know we can't chill until we've bucked the yoke of communist workaholism off Skeleton Island (keep putting together the montage)
>>5674726"C'mon man, you're letting this whole revenge thing cloud your mind. Lose sight of who you are. When was the last time you actually kicked back and relax? Just you, the beach, the breeze, and a drink in your hand?"
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5674725Don't listen to those monks, just do things the easy and relaxing way
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5674729Yeah, ever since you got that book, it's been one track revenge throughout
>>5674731"Don't listen to him, Quattro!" says Quattro
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5674732IT'S SIGMA QUATTRO
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5674732I don't know, he says to set up a tiki bar and then lounge on a hammock while radio plays groovy music, what do you offer, Quattro?
>>5674734"A tiki bar, groovy music, and us relaxing on a hammock....on top of Shotasniffer's beaten body after we kick her ass. With Betty returned to our side. Or have you forgotten the humiliation we were subjected to?"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5674736>the humiliationYEAH IT WAS ALL HER FAULT AND NOT MINE IN ANY WAY
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5674736eh, what about videogames tho
>>5674737"Don't listen to him! We're straying from the path of the chill and the vidya!""Shotasniffer FORCED us out of that path when she destroyed our beach tiki bar and beat us down! Then the reds stole Betty away!"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5674745Wait a minute this is all starting to make sense now. Quattro has to combine his two internal selves to create a Quattro that has the best of both outlooks
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5674745Oh I get it, its like work hard play hard, right?
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5674745YEAH THAT'S ON HER AND NOT ON ME FOR MY BAD DECISIONS
>>5674748"Exactly! She probably cheated anyway!"
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5674749But I'll disappoint Betty.Revenge is pointless if I do that.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5674749Have the two quatts argue with eachother
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5674749'THAT GUY WASN'T EVEN HERE ORIGINALLY DON'T LISTEN TO HIM"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5674749So what do you propose, Serious Quat?
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5674757FUUUUUSE
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5674757Sigma Quattro punches Original Quattro far away for throwing beer at him
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5674757Quattro is visited by the spirit of Takahashi Meijin
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5674757Hey Monk, when is training montage supposed to start again?
>>5674760"Damn, you got some unresolved issues huh, Quattro?"
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5674766What should I do inner lich?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5674766you know, you seem like a shifty fuck, bookeven todd is better than you
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5674766WHO ARE YOU
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5674766You the evil Quat or something else entirely?
>>5674773"Me? The Evil Quattro? Don't be silly. You're not the bad guy, Quattro. I'm just a friend."
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5674775doubt.jpeg
>>5674776"C'mon now. I've lead you to all the sacred ingredients haven't I? Sure I kinda did possessed you a little when we first met, but hey, let by-gones be by-gones, eh?"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5674778Who really are you? What is your name?
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5674778punch him in the face"I changed my mind"
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5674778So you aren't a Quat?
>>5674780"Granted. I deserve that. You got it all out of your system yet?"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5674782nah, punch him out of your consciousness and burn the bookreal men don't use cheatcode powerups
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5674782>>5674783Before you do...do you want to know what the monks are planning?
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5674784No
I gotta head out right away, be back in like 5 hours
>>5674786fist stays for 5 hours
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5674786take a moment to chillax
So quatt has two options --> realize he has lost the path of chill and just give up on his crusadeOR go ahead and right the wrongs. I wonder which one hes gonna do.
>>5674792or play videogames
>>5674792you can crusade by chilling. he pretty well dominated an island by doing it.
>>5674786It's 5 hours since
Its been 5 hours since I went without thinking about Betty armpits. New record
>>5674786OP I feel like its time to cancel the quest
>>5674792We gotta realize both paths, MILITANT RELAXATION
>>5675109he knows what's up
I ate too much and fell asleep
>>5675120YoooP, wake up oooP
>>5675123nyeeehhh 5 more minutes
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5675127Hey OP, look what I got here
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5675146This is the exact moment ƠP Nguyễn became OP "Top" Dolla
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5675146Right where did we left off?
>>5675148>Top DollaImmediately OP botches a top rope dive
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5675153Hey get back here you spheroid!
>>5675158OP is gone, all that's left is the Quattsweep
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5675164Quattro listen to me! I am the one voice of reason in your mind.You are torn apart between your instincts to be chill and to act like the eldest of your siblings. If you don't manage to balance these desires, you will lose your self! Keep it together! Avenge your defeat, but be chill about it! This is voice of reason, signing out.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5674792I think the path forward is pretty simple.>get drink ingredients>watch the tornament end>fight the final contender to test our new drink powers>land the troops on the Skeletal neck part of Skeleton Island>build new showdown arena on Yellow HQ area from S.I 1>climactic 1v1 against Shotasniffer If victorious:>have strength recognized by Shotasniffer>let her continue to run Skeleton Island because deep down he knows she's the right one to lead>also can't chill on the beach if you have to make executive descisions all the time>have a beach party>run sick-ass moon tournaments each yearIf defeated:>congratulate Shotasniffer for being the strongest, she will continue to lead well>exile self to ArgentinaIt's all about getting the endings right.>>5675164Expel the Lich from our system.
>>5675167I'm not reading this gay shit you wrote, Bobby
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5675164QUATTRO LISTEN, WORK HARD PLAY HARD
>>5675167"Expel me? But dear boy, when have I lead you astray? Even know you are on the correct path to get the sacred ingredients for the ultimate drink. Speaking of which, instead of going through the monks training, you can just skip allathat and sneak into the treasure chamber to get the holy ice"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5675171Can't we just ask them nicely again?
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5675171You are right. Possessing me was a dick move but I'm over it.But I call the shots here! Since I'm eldest and all. We'll stroll up to monks and just ask them nicely. I'm sure they're chill.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5675171You bring up a fair point... But the elder monk does have a dope ass beard, whereas your face is notably much less beardful
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5675171No. We need to do this the right way otherwise there's no point too it.>>5675168But it's important, Steve!
>>5675175"I used to have a really cool beard. Until your dad ripped it off"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5675187Wait since you were an enemy of my dad, I think that makes you an enemy of the family, me included
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5675187"Uh huh, sure you did. Now get out."
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5675187Damn, that sucks.I'm sorry pops did that do you.
>>5675189"Enemy? Nah son I was your dad's partner in crime. Until he thought it'd be a really funny prank to put me into a book"
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5675205Hmm...what do you think of Zebra?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5675205Sounds just like what an enemy of the family would say to get me to lower my guard.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5675205To be fair that does sound really funny
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5675214Dad usually has a reason for sealing shifty people away with Skeketal magicks. I'm gonna have to eject you out of my mindpalace now.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5675214Hmmm...you seem true enough, oi elder quatt and chill quatt, what do you guys think?
>>5675221"You would eject dear ol' me? Expel me from this void? Exorcise me from your body? Force me to exit your mind palace?"
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5675235I mean the book ain't here, pretty sure you can just float around as disembodied spirit by now, no?
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5675235Get him outta here
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5675235Send him back.
>>5675239"Someone get this hothead outta here!""He's bringing the vibes down!""So nice to see that inside your mindscape, one of you is dressed like your dad. You must be such a good son"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5675246Punch him in the face with our other fist too, send a double punch message
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5675246Why is your face squishy anyways? You are all bones unless...YOU AREN'T A REAL SKELETON!!!
>>5675250"Well clearly it's because OP's a hack fraud. And also we're in your mindscape, anything can happen. Observe"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5675259WHAT THE FUCK!? GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5675259Damn thats crazy.You alright Lich guy.Lets get back to business. To defeat.. the reds
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5675259Stare at HD SKELLEY GRAPHICS
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5675259Where'd he go!? SHIT!
>>5675266Mister I'lll make a skelly, outta yooouuuu
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5675299Determined. Goal oriented. Serene. Ethical. Balanced. Unbothered. Drunk. Chill. Cool. At peace. In touch with my inner self. Undivided.I am Quattro, and I am ready
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5675299How how Quattro is doing in the real world
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5675303ARE YOU? ARE YOU TRULY READY?Roll 1d100
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5675307TRANQUIL AS A FOREST, BUT ON FIRE, WITHIN. ONCE I'VE FOUND MY CENTER, I'LL VE SURE, TO WIN!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5675307NO HUMANITY
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5675316Master Monk...... I am on a mission. I think you understand. Please, grant me the holy ice. I am ready to receive it
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5675316It's time
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5675316I have reached enlightenment... Elder, take me to the ice. I am ready.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5675326IS IT REALLY TIME?Roll 1d100 one last time before OP fucks off to bed. Thread will continue later. If OP stops being a hackfraud with time management.updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5675333It is time, yes.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5675333IDS HABBENING
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5675333I am the man who grabs the drinkRiding to PanamaWitness me!
>>5675337To be continued
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5675344To be continued . . . NOW!With Quattro suffering cultivation deviation. He is consumed with power lust, forsaking the Chill!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5675344GET OUT OF HERE HE'S GONNA BLOW
>>5675308>>5675309>08 & 09>89 & 98>posted at the same exact secondyin and yang, perfect balance in time and cyberspace
We went to the bad ending, Quattro surrendering to the book's influence.
>>5675415>implying quattro deserves anything good
>>5675415Nah, way I see it, Quatt's using his weaponized procrastination on the book's influence
>>5675510He's gonna procrastinate until everyone is bored of this quest
>>5675510That's fair.Also nice ID bro.
I want to kill Quattro. I want to snap all of his bones like twigs. I want to smash his skull with a sledgehammer. I want to grind him into bonemeal and dust and throw it all into a fire. I want to burn all his alcohol and bars.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5675344>>5675391
>>5677175congratulations, maybe next time you can roll 9
>>5677175>GET OUT OF HERE HE'S GONNA BLOWhow about you blow him instead?
I will rip Quattro's head off. I will crush it between my hands. I will rend Bobby to ashes. I will slaughter every Chillsader harder than Mao did Chinese culture. I will FUCKING END THEM.
Yellow? The color of piss.Chilling? Only gays do that.Alcohol? Poison.Quattro? Shatter his pelvic bone with a kick while a dog covers its eyes.KILL ALL YELLOW.
>deranged anon with hateboner scared OP back into gulagsad
>luke best skellton
>>5677450>>5677446This sounds strangely personal
>>5677693Quattro's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his skeledong fuckin' bone dry dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Quattro, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no tiny drink umbrellas, no kung-fu, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
And basically, I hate Quattro.
It's been 2morrows and still no sign of OP, Quattro wins by default of the last roll succeeding
Mayhaps OP has lied about bread
>>5678766It would not be the first time this has happened.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5678776Wait a minute, this doesn't look right.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5678779Resist the vision! We must snap back to reality!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5678779Ponder the Horrors of Chill Shotasniffer and Communist Quattro
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5678793Hugo Boss Quattro
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>5678798Back at the temple, Rosa and the Elder Monk are astonished at Quattro's radiance.
>>5678801SO BRIGHT AAAAA
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5678803The light retracts into Quattro
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5678803Quattro has reached the Next Level and can now move to the next part of the plot
>>5678806Yes, of course
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5678808Quattro defeats the evil jew OP and continues the quest.
OP has perished.
>>5678823It's because Quattro killed him with the Quattrobomb
>>5678809>>5678823Sorry guys, Quattro killed me too hard
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5678825I will kill Quattro.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5678825>>5678828NO ELDER MONK DON'T BE A HERO
>>5678825And the anons did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large pies
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5678828Egads, an assassin from the hero association!
>>5678828QUATTRO LOOK OUT
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5678832Slam dunk his pathetic yellow, alcohol consuming ass. Make him regret being born.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5678832Quattro effortlessly annihilates the hothead
>>5678836Quattro got that hothead outta there.He was banished to 4chan, a fate worse than death
I'll be back....
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5678837The Elder Monk is impressed with Quattro's spiritual ascension.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5678843Quattro quats all over the floor. Truly a moment in all time.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5678844>>5678843One of the quattillion moments in time.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5678848Now on to the final step of the training
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5678848I am ready to be judged, Elder. Am I deemed pure enough to access the Unmelting Ice?
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5678855Yes, the final step of the trainingwhich is...
>>5678856"Your final rial awaits, Quattro. Complete this and the Order will recognize you as worthy of the Sacred Ice"
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5678859Dewit
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5678859Clearly this ritual won't make him break and steal the Ice
>>5678860It's simple, just gimme all your money
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5678862...Monks don't use moneyQuattro snipes the imposter
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5678862Wait a second are you trying to bamboozle me
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5678866Now the REAL test>>5678861
>>5678867"It's simple. Here is the sacred ice, unprotected, unguarded, in the middle of the room. If you can resist the temptation to just take it and run within the time limit, then you pass"
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5678873How long is it
>>5678874"About 5..."A. "...hours"B. "...days"C. "...weeks"D. "...years"
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5678873A
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5678876>'About 5 rounds of Uno, I have to put that little girl you brought here in her place before you can leave'
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5678876>>5678881This
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5678886Time to wait 5 rounds I guess
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5678886Pass the time with thinking about how great Skeleton Island will be under your leadership
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5678886Cute Rosa.Quattro begins meditating while the Elder gets beat at Uno.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5678886>>5678889this
>>5678886>>5678888>>5678889Do this instead
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5678895Everyone will bend their knee to you
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5678895imagine what the roster for your tournaments would look like
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5678895No! This is the bad ending, Quattro! We just have to prove ourselves! Renember the chill!
>>5678896"Quattro, my son. I kneel to your supreme coolness. You are definitely the real ruler of Skeleton Island, my true heir, definitely better than your sister and is 100% the favorite"
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5678899>>5678898"No, this is definitely what you want"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5678899Shake it off, Quattro! You are on this journey for personal growth, to prove you can be more than you are! Not for pety vengance sake!
>>5678900I mean, it gotta be right? Vengeance? Recognition? Show Shotasniffer who's boss?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5678902Think back on what you learned when you had that sick training session with your other two selves
>>5678903"Yo check out this sweet backflip"
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5678905Synchronized backflipping
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5678907"Remember, Quattro. In the end, you and Shotasniffer are kin. You are made of the same bonemarrow. If you should forget this, disaster is sure to follow and you will do terrible things. It is good to compete amongst siblings, but never to hate. Remeber this, Quattro."
>>5678909Yes. You must remember that Shotasniffer is to be forgiven. NO! She must be punished! You have to have your revenge! But she's family! Family who has humiliated and beaten you down! You must chill! You must not hate! But she won't give you the same courtesy! Grasp destiny! Take your revenge!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5678911We'll just have to beat her ass in a loving, brotherly way
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5678911what about loli chest
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5678912>>5678911This seems to be the only way forward.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5678917>>5678914
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5678923You know, rough her up a bit. Show her how it's done, that we're not gonna take more crap. But reconcile in the end, like siblings do.
>>5678924With no ulterior motives, right anon?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5678925Only securing Father Lolisniffer's approval
>>5678926Hopefully without actually sniffing any lolis. But glad that existential crisis' over. Now you can focus on NOT grabbing the ice
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5678927See how the Uno match is going
>>5678929"I put my card in face down position""Gasp!"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5678932I summon my Yellow 7, in attack mode!
>>5678935"I ACTIVATE POT OF GREED!""POT OF GREED?!"
>>5678939What does it do?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5678942>>5678939WHEN ACTIVATED, POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO EXTRA CARDS. AND JUST MY LUCK, FOR THE HEART OF THE CARDS HAVE SAW FIT TO LET ME DRAW """THIS"""!!!
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5678946"IT IS OVER, OLD MAN! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE BUT TWO CARDS IN MY HAND, WHILE YOU HOLD SEVEN. YOU CAN NOT POSSIBLY HOPE TO BEAT ME, FORFEIT NOW AND SAVE SOME OF YOUR DIGNITY"
>>5678947"IMPOSSSIBLEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.........alright, that's 2 out of 5. Let's go again""Anytime, old maaaaan"They sound like they're having fun
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5678949Make a mental note to have a gambling tournament at some point down the line
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5678949It's nice to see Rosa having fun. Is our Apprentice nearby? We could do some light sparring while we wait for them to finish.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5678954Regular poker night sounds pretty sweet. We could invite Rasputin and Marian for a starter, maybe Luke when he comes back from space. Ken, and maybe even Betty would join.>>5678953Where Apprentice?
>>5678957"I kinda suck at UNO"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5678959"Me too, bud. Still, we can spar while we wait for them to finish. Show me what you have learned on this adventure."
>>5678962"Of course, Master. I am also curious to see what power you've gained after your meditation
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5678968Round 1FIGHT!
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5678970"Here I come, master!"
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5678974Surely this will go well with only one roller.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5678982Spin kick
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5678982Follow through, while his guard is down
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5678983CAN QUATTRO DO THE MOTION?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5678986Let’s see.
>>5678989Spin kicked him right in the neck!OP will now leave for dinner for a bit, be back in like, 2 hours
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5678991Another spin
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5679087Spin kick your disciple and OP right to the ice-WAIT NO
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5679091Disciple blocks the Spin Kick.
>>5679091Wait what was that about OP
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5679099>>5679097
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5679107"Hah, excellent block my apprentice. But can you block this!?"
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5679110CAN HE?
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5679118nope.HIS ONLY OPTION IS TO CHILL IT OUT AND LET IT FLOW OVER HIM LIKE 150% PROOF "WATER"
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5679118Let's hope
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5679126"Heh, you've improved in such a short time. You are the Chosen Apprentice."
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5679128"Thank you, master"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5679146
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5679146Oh lord.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5679151WHERE WILL QUATTRO CRASH
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5679152>>5679151Just in to the wall.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5679154OH SHIT HE'S GOING FOR A WALL SLAM COMBO
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5679170Reverse!
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5679170Combo this headbutt, boneman!
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5679194Hey Rosa, are you winning?
>>5679197"I SUMMON THE KING TO PUT YOUR DRAGON INTO A CHOKEHOLD""EGADS!"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5679205"I SUMMON CATAPULT TURTLE, AND I SACRIFICE MY DRAGON, AND BY EXTENSION YOUR KING TO USE AS AMMUNITION TO ATTACK YOUR LIFEPOINTS DIRECTLY"
>>5679208"YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! I REVERSED THE AIM OF YOUR CATAPULT TO TARGET YOU INSTEAD!""YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD TOO! IT CLEARS THE BOARD OF ALL CARDS AND MAKE YOU DRAW 2 UNO CARDS!"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5679216I don't remember Uno being this intense of a card game.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5679216I don't don't think that card is tournament legal
>>5679219"TAKE THIS! I BANNED YOUR CARD FROM THE RULESET, SO ITS EFFECTS ARE NULL AND VOID!""THEN I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD! I BRIBE THE OFFICIALS TO MAKE MY CARD LEGAL AGAIN!"
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5679223Is your elder monk always like this concerning card games?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5679225I'm so sorry
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5679225Don't you guys know any tricks to like, speed this up?
>>5679227"Why?""Card games are very serious business"
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5679237Oh no they are bringing out the dice in accordance with special rules in fifty second editions third expansion!
>>5679242"I ROLLED A 126! NOW YOU HAVE TO SCORE 20 STRIKES OR DRAW 20 CARDS!!""DAMNIT! BRING OUT THE BOWLING BALLS"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5679244Alright this is getting ridiculous, where is the fast forward button?
>>5679247OP has taken the fast forward button! And is heading off to bed! Quattro will catch up.....whenever thread continues later. Toodles
I'm here to kill Quattro now.
>>5682192pls, control thy hateboner
>>5682514All you have to do is remove that anon's dedicated hatebone (the bone which hates) and he should go back to normal
>>5682517Damnit anon I'm a shitposter not a surgeon
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5682520Remove Anon's hateboner like you're playing Operation.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5682527Alright OP, remember the procedure. You read the 83-page document on how to do this right?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5682535Okay, carefully now. Caaaarefully extract the hatebone from Anon's chest.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5682538Okay. Now grasp it tightly and then rip it out.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5682542PULL!
>>5682544Unfortunately, the operation was not a success
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5682546Rosa lost the "Operation" mini game and has to draw four Uno cards.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5682551Look at the timer on how long is left until we can take the ice cubes
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5682551The Elder Monk gloats in triumph.