Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5668894
Or are we?

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>>5668898
Of course, it could just be a clever setup for a COUNTERATTACK

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5668908
That's why the Quest is called what it is!

DANCE-ATTACK!

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>>5668913

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5668928
The rest of the monks attack

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>>5668930

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5668940
Quattro Counterattacks the rest of the Monks.

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>>5668943
This is truly a Quattro Counterattack

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5668945
TEST YOUR MIGHT

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5668945
KILL THEM ALL

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>>5668948

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5668955
Tie them in knots!

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5668955
This battle is too epic for this budget
Just say there was a lot of murder

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5668955
DRUNKEN FIST: LÖWENBRAU MAUL

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>>5668959
We now cut to something more manageable with our budget

Like this skeleton making toast

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5668973
Olessa sneaks past him

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5668973
Put some jam on the toast.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5668973
The toaster overload and burn the bred.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5668973
activate Toastitron mode

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>>5668977

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5668984
Put in peanut butter

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5668984
activate Toastitron mode HARDER

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5668984
Peanut butter time!

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>>5668987

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5669000
Unplug the toaster.

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5669001
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME, FOOLISH SKELETON"

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5669010
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5669010
He is right. We should go back to Quattro instead, see his epic battle.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5669010
Splash water onto the toaster.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5669010
Enlist him in the Federation Army, so he can do his part.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5669010
Get it done!

>>5669013
Toastron is a Quattro fan, we have to stop him

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>>5669013

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5669026
Quattro fucks their shit up.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5669026
the other guy evaporates for no reason

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5669026
>>5669035
Secret monk technique

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>>5669035

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5669041
>>5669036
He starts telling you to turn back from your evil ways

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5669041
before he can escape, he gets sucked into the water cycle

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>>5669042
"There is still time, Quattro. Renounce your evil ways. You do not want to become like your father before you"

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5669048
>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!"

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>>5669054
CAN'T THEY SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?! CAN'T THEY SEE THAT IT'S ALL SHOTASNIFFER'S FAULT?!

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5669066
>"PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR MY DRUNKEN PUNCH!"
>suddenly a big explosion

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5669066
"Then prove it, with your will and your fists."
Suddenly, the elder monk steps forward to initate combat.

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>>5669072
Oh shit

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5669085
his feeble old man legs cant hold him up

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5669085
I am so close now, I can not let you stand in my way! Prepare yourself!

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>>5669087
"You won't weasel your way out of this that easily, Quattro"

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5669091
For this task, Quattro must honorable drunken duel the elder monk to earn those ice cube.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5669091
Remember all the alcohol boosted martial arts techniques we have acquired over the years

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5669085
>>5669087
This

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5669091
his bladder explodes (he forgot his piss-pouch back at home)

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>>5669093

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5669105
Time to cash in the budget

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5669105
oh whats this, the IRS arresting the elder monk for tax fraud?

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5669105
They drunken punch each other that equalize they blow.

>>5669111
TRIPS AND A 98/100?

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>>5669111

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5669120
toastiron starts biting the monk's ankles

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>>5669123
Unfortunately Toastitron has been defeated by the Toast Skeleton

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oh shit it's already 4 AM. I gotta sleep now. Bread continues whenever it continues.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>5669135
The bread will be eaten.

We are on our way to make Quattro the most detested and hateable protagonist since Fester

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>Quattro before: A goofy, but likable drunk
>Quattro now: pic related

>>5669226
>>5669276
Personally I don't see this quest as Quattro's salty runback to take power, but more like a quest for recognition. Not recognition that leads to him becoming leader, but as the oldest sibling he wants recognition as the strongest. One final duel with Shotasniffer after he finishes the drink and unlocks the secrets of the Drunken Fist to settle this matter, which ended rather lackluster in Skeleton Island 1.

Winning wouldn't see him taking power from SS, it would simply be her finally acknowledging him as strong instead of just shitting on him all the time. Even if he doesn't win the duel, recognizing that he's not just a goofy drunk goober that fucks everything up (as anons keep playing him as), but the big brother his siblings can rely on would be closure enough for him. Afterwards he would still run his dojo, mix the drinks and relax on the beach content in knowing that he's not just seen as only a failure.

That's at least the way I want this to end, it wouldn't majorly upset the canon and allow for more sequels with SS and the USSR taking the leading role, but would give Quattro that lift out of being just the slapstick loser he's being played as. I was hoping bringing Marian in to the quest would let us give him a little more development in the same direction too, but it doesn't look like we're getting it this quest. Maybe some time in the future.

That said, faggots are gonna be faggots, and a faggot with enough dice luck or the dedication to multi-ID can easily de-track the quest and ruin Quattro's character just because they can (there sure have been attempts at that thus far). I hope it doesn't come down to that, but the way OP runs his quests there's little anyone can do to counteract it other than run damage control on bad prompts, or outright try to have them retconned.

I would feel a bit sad if we played this whole quest down to the end only to ruin Quattro for no other reason than spite. That would just be a waste of a quest.

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help

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I gotchu senpai

>>5669325
If that were the case then the actual person he would have to face would be Rasputin.

As it is now he is going down a terrible road that can only be stopped by him realizing everything isn't worth it and redeeming himself or getting BTFO by his siblings or worse.

>>5669325
well anon, internet going to be internet.
after such longrolling OP series with returning characters and such, it's not weird that some people developed affection and attachment to some.
In that case I'd consider Quattro to be most successful character in awhile, precisely because he gets the hate, dedicated even.
So in constant contest of dice, quattro favoring people, quattro haters, and bystanders - Quattro grew up into character you can't ignore, at least not on purpose. He is fun character to root for, to hate, to see OP using him to screw around with everyone's expectations.

And if there will be anti-climatic end to this adventure, so be it. Won't be a first time. It doesn't make it waste of a quest, we had fun in the process after all.

>>5669352
Yer on your own here OP

man this is still going. I still remember thr skelingtom island. For stretches of time, I was the only yellow player there I think. Good times. Does Wuattro still jug margaritas?

>>5669630
You have abandoned me, anon

>>5669514
But fun is not allowed

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>>5669640
>But fun is not allowed
Be true to yourself OP, you know fun is always allowed

>>5669640
I'm sorry OP I'm back with milk and cigs now

>>5669514
The real quest was the friends we made along the way.
>>5669640
meanwhile OP draws vtuber tits

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>>5670196

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5670208
Is it rude if it's your dream

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>>5670210

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670212
imagine vtuber shotasniffer

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>>5670215

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5670222
Back to Quattro blaming Skeleton Island for his actions
"YOU'RE THE MURDERERS"

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5670222
What is this OP? Go back to Quarto drunken fighting the Elder Monk.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5670222
Elder monk battle!

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>>5670229

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5670235
SCREAM YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY AS YOU COUNTER

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670235
I just need one more chance, one more fight to prove myself, against her!

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>>5670236
CANT THEY SEE? YOU'RE NOT THE BAD GUY HERE! IT'S HER! YOU'RE BASED AND YELLOWPILLED!

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5670243
SHE'S THE REAL MONSTER

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>>5670245
THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE BASED AND YELLOWED PILLED! WHILE SHOTANIFFER IS A COMMUNIST LIBERAL KEK!

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5670255
"He wasn't like this before, honest"

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5670255
Skeleton Island is diseased and Quattro is the cure

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>>5670257
"He's just uh, going through some stuff right now"

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5670262
Betty withdrawal syndrome to be precise

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5670262
>>5670264
"I'll be honest, we haven't heard from the golems since they said he visited them"

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5670262
Quattro attacks the master monk with his drunken fury

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>>5670265
"OAAAAHHHHHHH SHOTAAASNIFFAAHHHH"

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5670276
old monk slaps quattro out of it

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5670276
More fightan ensues

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670276
PUNCH HIS HEART OUT

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>>5670278

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5670288
"Now listen here young man, we gotta have to talk first"
Time for training arc

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>>5670293
But is the Quatt receptive?

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5670303
Monk says that if Quattro will go thru training, he'll share some limited Bone Fighter 3rd Strike merch
And maybe something from vault if Quattro exceeds expectations.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5670303
Without self-control, your path will end in disaster. A daughter slain by her brother's uncontrolled power, you will forever walk in shame and have to run from your actions. Before you can procceed, you must temper yourself, like a well chilled drink.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5670303
>>5670306
"pssst the monk is being a killjoy, my way is better"

OP is dead

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SORRY MAH DUDES, my internet bugged out, and I gotta go too.

much aologies

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5670330
it's okay OP
enjoy your new week in gulag
thanks for the bread~

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the Quatt

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670530
Watch some Tri-Zenon mecha anime

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>>5670535

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5670536
>>5670304

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>>5670539
mmmmm free merch

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5670541
also that too >>5670306
but first look at this HK sub, man crabsticks are real

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>>5670546

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5670551
Hey monk check this out, crazy how much merchandising she does for a commie, no?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5670551
Oh, Shotazinger Z, classic
Let's keep watching

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>>5670554

>>5670556
Yeah me too, so about that training arc I will agree only if you can outdrink me

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5670557
Too drunk to roll

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>>5670558

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670559
Not drunk enough to give OP money

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>>5670560

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5670561
Onward to the training arc.

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>>5670563
Oh shit we don't ahve enough budget for a montage! Quick, editor skeleton, cut to something else

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670564
Uhhh tournament?

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>>5670565
jump cut

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5670572
man there is a lot of robots in space

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>>5670573
"Of course there's alot of robots in space. There's plenty of...space"

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670576
and budget for it?
wild!
how is betty faring

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>>5670577

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5670586
How are the rankings?

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5670586
and what about our contender yellow girl which I totally didn't forget name for

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>>5670587
"Well we still got a lot of people fighting all over the moon, but the reds are quickly climbing up the rankings"

"Should we send in more of our guys?"

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5670592
Of course... we'll send HIM in...

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5670601
The Reds wont know what him em...... their worst and oldest enemy

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5670592
Any candidates?
>>5670601
Come on that's just plain unfair

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>>5670603
"yep. That one. The anti-red fighter. The fighter's that the perfect counter to the reds. That fighter. That one who's sure to stop the reds in their tracks. That one. That fighter. Yep"

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5670611
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the GOAT MAN
Holy shit! Coming down from the mountains! It seems as if hes been LIFTING

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5670611
Exactly... HE will stop the reds... Our HERO...

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5670611
Not Mark, I hate that guy

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5670611
YES, Dipshit McBumfuck, yer up!

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>>5670615
"Well yeah, nobody likes Mark"

"FUCK MARK"

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5670617
Yeah, now Reddestroyer Gigakill! Move over, Steve get in the ring

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5670617
Autobots roll out

>>5670618
ENTER OUR HERO STEVE

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5670617
what fighter we talk about then? this one with sideburns? And in helmet? And asking for budget?

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>>5670618
And STEVE is....

A. Brother Steve, who did not participate during the island wars due to being abroad
B. Uncle Steve, who's a lich. Dad makes fun of him for wearing a dress, despite Dad himself working for Greg, who's also a lich that wears a robe
C. Cousin Stev(ie), she's from mom's side of the family
D. Steve, who's a demon, he just kinda showed up one day

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5670642
E
Steve the DM from Quattro's DnD sessions

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5670642
E
Bro Steve, he convinced everyone that he's really strong

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670642
>C
At least if the bone heads here start getting zesty again, its not as bad as our siblings at least. Upgrades

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5670642
>D
EVERYBODY CLAP FOR DEMON STEVE! But politely, he has social anxiety so don’t pressure him

>>5670648
You just want another hot shadow chick added to the roster, anon

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>>5670647
BROTHER STEVE, WHO IS FOR SURE THE SECRET STRONGEST SIBLING!
BROTHER STEVE, WHO CAN SOLO EVERY SINGLE RED, BLUE, YELLOW AND GREEN LEADER AND COMMANDERS, AT THE SAME TIME. BUT HE JUST DOESN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANNA HURT THEM TOO MUCH!
BROTHER STEVE, WHO COULD SINGLE HANDEDLY RETAKE SKELETON ISLAND FOR THE YELLOWS BUT DOESN'T BECAUSE HE WAS, UH, BUSY THAT DAY!
BROTHER STEVE, WHO HAS THE POWER OF A QUATTILLION EXPLODING SUNS!

at least that's what he tells the rest of the chillsaders when Quattro's not looking anyway.

Is this the Steve you want?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5670654
God I with I was as strong as him
-Brother Steve(A version)

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5670654
No the other Steve who tells really good jokes

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5670654
Lets consider our shadowey cousin
>>5670653
T-thats not true. Shut the fuck up.

>>5670655
Think anon has a lisp

>>5670657
You know its true! You cry to sleep every night remembering that we picked the pigtails skeleton over the big titty shadow lady

>>5670659
Yeth thur

>>5670660
Shut up you monkey. You filthy fucking nigger. Shut your mouth right now. I will stick your dick in the wood chipper and ground your twink bones into bone meal. You gorilla ass looking fool. You make Marian look competent. You absolute mother fucker. Shut up for all of eternity and fucking die

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>>5670655
"HE'S SO STRONG (according to him) HOLY SHIT"

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5670662
No way anon, anon is right, as an anon of Supreme taste all I can say is big titty shadow cousins is the tops, and loves being top.
>>5670663
Get in there Steve! Show us that super awesome technique you've been working on.

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>>5670665
"a-are you sure? That, uh, that would make it, errrm, u-unfair for everyone else, ahem"

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5670668
STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
-Steve's and Stevie

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5670668
I don't care! We are in it to win it! Hurry the fuck up steve!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670668
Everybody! Our man Steve is getting the Shy again! Group chant time!
Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!Steve! Steve! Steve! SteveSteve! Steve!

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5670668
BEAT THEIR ASSES STEVE
STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE

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>>5670672

"STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!" "STEVE!"

"What's going on here?"

"Oh hey Rasputin, Steve's going to fight for us next!"

"Steve?"

"Yeah, you know, Steve! The one who's stronger than you and shotasniffer combined!"

"Really now?"

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5670677
Ladies and Gentlemen! Do you have ANY Idea what you are about to experience? Well too bad! TOO BAD! Because we're sending your way, the one, the only...! Yes, you can probably guess who it is! S-

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5670677
>>5670678
Rasputin walks to Steve
"You better make the battle count or else it's Quattro's joke book for you"

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5670677
YEAH THERE HE IS COME ON STEVE BEAT HIM UP BEAT RASPUTIN’S ASS YOU GOT THIS MAN

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>>5670678
"STOP!"

"Gasp!"

"Steve speaks!"

"EVERYONE! QUIET DOWN! LEAVE THE ROOM. I REQUIRE TO TALK TO RASPUTIN, PRIVATELY!"

"Ah, I see! He's going to prepare Rasputin emotionally for when he beats down Betty and Boy!"

"Steve's so thoughtful!"

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5670686
Well then Steve, I'm all ears

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5670686
Rasputin butters Steve to others up while secretly whispering >>5670680

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5670686
Rasputin! My brother I...h..hhh....HOLD AND WATCH AS I TEAR YOUR AND MY SISTER BETTY A NEW ONE WITH MY GREAT AND MIGHTY MOVES...fuuuck

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5670686
Oh shit everyone get out, Steve is gonna tear this place up! You got this Steve! We believe!

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>>5670687

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5670695
R-r-rasputin I..I c-ca-caaaa.....I CAN DO IT VERY EASILY I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE HOW STRONG AND MIGHTY I AM..damiiit

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5670695
Uh uh uh shit uh HOLY SHIT RASPUTIN LOOK WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE IS THAT THE um uh fuck the the T-THE THING IT’S THE THING HOLY SHIT LOOK

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5670695
This was so effective that everyone forgot the plan was to let Betty and Boy advance to begin with

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5670695
Ah hah ha ha ah ah ah ah aha haa ahA ahahahaHAHAHahahahahaaaaaaaa ah ah acku ock ackh ah coug cooff coff coff coff

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>>5670702
"Calm down, Strongest Skeleton. No need to panic"

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5670704
You really are the strongest, Steve. It's not a joke. I can sense the power levels within you. All you need to do.... is finally believe it. Get out there and when you strike, strike with all your force. You will know when the time is right. Now go, we depend on you

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>>5670705
"w--huh?"

"That's right Steve, you are definitely stronger than both me and Shotasniffer combined. I kneel before your supreme power"

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5670707
Now go, Steve, fight my BOY! Show all your full might!

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670707
"Really?"
"Yes, I have seen your videos, you are truly the strongest person the world has ever seen. Now go, take on Boy."

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>>5670709
"GO! And show my demon child what-for! Go, Steve! Show the entire world your awesome powers!"

"b-but but"

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5670721
Am I the only one who thinks Rasputin is the single most sinister character in the franchise. There is something unsettling abovut this mother fucker

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5670721
Steve is then thrown into the arena

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>>5670723
"EVERYONE LOOK! STEVE IS FLYING!"

"WOAAAAAAAAH"

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5670726
He lands right on Boy, achieving a perfect KO

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5670726
Boy finds himself facing legendary Stever(the strong one), he hears rattling, audible, mighty, as Steve powers up his attack, they call it the Steve Engine as he's about to unleash his cosmic wrath(Steve is holding up his screams and begging for mercy and as a result his ribs are rattling)

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5670726
Hey do you guys see that up there? It kind of looks like a shooting star, time to make a wish!

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>>5670728
"T-this pressure! Who is this? He's giving off an aura far different than anybody I've face so far!"

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5670747
>Screams like a girl, swings wildly
Go Steve go!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5670747
Its time.... to reveal to you...... my true power.... say g-goodbye

>>5670747
Can the Boy withstand this pressure? Can he overcome his fear? CAN HE!?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5670753

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>>5670750
"He moved! The pressure is immeasurable! What is doing?!"

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5670759
Betty watches on in horrorified anticipation

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>>5670760
"Be careful, Boy"

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670762
Can boy withstand the sheer pressure?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5670762
On the count of t-t-t-three
O-o-o-o-o-oneeeeee

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5670762
All the competitors stare fearing for Boy.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5670762
JAN-KEN-HA!

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>>5670765
"t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t---w-w-w-w-w-wwww-----ooooooOOooOOOoooo..."

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670773
All animals within ten kilomters go apeshit, the Seismologists start pronounce earthquake warnings, and even Coldsteel the Hedgehog is astounded

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5670773
>>5670774
"WAIT WHY DID WE EVEN SEND HIM BOY AND BETTY ARE SUPPOSED TO ADVANCE"

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5670773
T-T-T-T-Two and a q-quarterrrrrrr

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5670773
t-ttttthhhhhhhhhhhh....

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>>5670774
"Which is quite impressive...I don't even remember there being any animals on the moon"

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5670783
>>5670776
HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5670783
Moon animals, Rasputin, like moon whales

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5670773
WWWWUUUUUNNNNNN!

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5670783
Marian is here, isnt he?

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5670783
Well there’s plenty of animals on the moon, for example there’s the Lunar Megadeathkiller Worm. But they only show up whenever there’s a lot of shaking and rattling going on!

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>>5670789

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5670797
So how are you doing Marian?
Oh if I had a heart I would've had a heart attack just about now from all the pressure, good thing us skeletons and shadow-things don't have those

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5670797
Rasputin gives instructions to Marian to secretly sabotage the ring for Boy

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>>5670798
"But I am drinking nervously"

sssiiiiiip

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5670802
Olessa is also shaking nervously while sneaking around in the arena

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670802
Betty cant take it anymore. She jumps into the ring to save boy before he (surely) is destoryed in his entirety

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>>5670805
"Aunt Betty!"

"Retreat, Boy. Let me handle this"

"No! I have to do it! It's the only way!"

"It's too dangerous!"

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5670814
Rasputin jumps down and handles this

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5670814
And then.......
they're both disqualified
Ultimate Steve Victory

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>>5670815
"Brother!"

"Pops!"

"Where have you been?! But nevermind that, tell Boy to get out of here and help me take down whoever this guy is!"

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5670822
"I'll handle this myself, Betty."

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5670822
Steve enters sicko mode and amazes everyone with his immense power (literal panic)

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5670822
Say, I wonder what is Steve thinking right now?

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>>5670826

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5670828
HE DECIDES TO SPARE THE ENTIRE GROUP (flees)

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670828
Rasputin give a courage word to Steve. That he can do and able to knock out Betty first and then Boy.

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>>5670831
"....Do it Steve, show them your power"

"RASPUTIN?!"

"POPS?!"

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5670833
All the other competitors stop their battles and start supporting Betty and Boy in their fight

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5670833
>>5670825

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>>5670835
"Do you hear them? Everyone is supporting you. Do not fear the massive pressure before you. Face it head on"

"BUT, RASPUTIN!.."

"Let the boy face Steve alone, Betty."

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670842
>>5670836
STEEL YOURSELF, BOY

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>>5670844
"nnnnyyyygghghghghhghghEeeeghghghhhhheeeaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5670846
Everyone gets SPOOKED

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5670846
inexplicable banana peel

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5670846
>>5670847
Boy dodges the charge while Steve falls off (he tripped while panickly flailing at air)

>>5670848
Yaaaay

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>>5670848

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5670854
DOWN.
"THREE CHEERS FOR BOY"

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5670854
HE'S GOING FOR THE DREADED SPINDASH

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5670854
However, the raw wind power generated from Steve’s beautiful midair spin was strong enough to absolutely blast Boy away!

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>>5670856
MY GOD! HOW CAN BOY GET OUTTA THIS?!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5670858
Rasputin secretly throws Coldsteel into the spindash

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5670858
>>5670857
Such is the power of Steve...

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5670858
BOY IS HIT BY A REAL NASTY KICK, TOTALLY NOT ACCIDENTAL

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>>5670861
WOAAAAAHh

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5670865
SPINDASH OFF THE STAGE

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5670865
BAM

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>>5670867

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5670870
TO THE CEILING AND BEYOND

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5670870
Well Billy, it appears both contestants are off the stage, Betty has to be disqualified because she jumped in and Rasputin is quietly seething about something, what now?

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>>5670871
MY GOD! HE'S HEADING FOR OP! TO PUNISH HIM FOR CRIMPING THE BUDGET!

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5670876
OH N-

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5670876
As Steve flattens OP, we come back to Quattro in his training arc (or not)

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>>5670877
"Oh thank god! My fall was cushioned by something. Finally got out of the fight area, maybe I can now sneak off a---OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5670879
BOY WINS BY PIN

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5670879
>>5670872

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>>5670880
And there was much rejoicing

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5670885
Back to Quattro considering the head monk's offer

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>>5670890
More like back to OP not doing his job, heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

but for reals tho it's 7 AM and I forgot to sleep. So imma pass out now. See yas

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

I like Steve the Skeleton, we should get him a nice place of honor for Betty's birthday party,