After a few days of celebration, Hector's new pack heads north. The mission : a dragon hunt.
After a wildly uneventful week in the heart of the kingdom, with travel at the fast pace of around sixty kilometers per day, you reached the blessed plains : a geographical feature sheltered by the empire on the east, the capital on the south, several dwarven hold on the west and the marchs on the Nord.
Tonight, you rest in a small village outside of the main roads - Errance is not about taking the shortest and most efficient road. Gathered in a tavern, Guillot is entertaining both the squad and the villagers with...
>The Geste of Hector, focusing on tales of Hector and Guillot before they joined the pack
>The Geste of Errands, focusing on tales of the adventure lived as a pack
>Traditional Equitainian songs

We're back.

>>5658284
>>Traditional Equitainian songs

>>5658284
>The Geste of Errands, focusing on tales of the adventure lived as a pack
Welcome back QM

>>5658288
>>5658735
Alright, will leave it open one more hour.
Then, I'll roll to break the tie

>>5658284
>The Geste of Errands, focusing on tales of the adventure lived as a pack

>>5658288
>>5658735
>>5659390

It smell likes burned fat, ale, and smoke in the Inn. Not sweat, for once.
The Errants ate an hearty meal - boiled cabbage, turnips, carrots, with pork knuckle and sausages.

The air is surprisingly void of conversations and laughter. A few people drinking, long shadows projected by flickering torches on the rough-hewn walls. Even the place owner looked reluctant to accept them for the night - but money remains the most universal language.

Guillot step up, standing on the table.
"Gentlemen, allow me to entertain you for the night.
- With one of those song we heard again and again and again?
- Of events or impossible feats done long long ago with all witnesses dead?
- Well, if the classics doesn't meet the favor of your sight, I can propose you songs of my making... "

Geste of the Errants, from Minstrel Guillot :
>Dam against the green tide :
A collection of skirmish against a Waaag, saving a county from the invasion.
" As if any of you fought orcs outside of your dreams...
- Tough crowd, Eh? Well, for next one, you could check official proclamation of our claims...

>Mankind's shield :
Tale of a battle against demons, highlighting the various feats of Arms of the knights, at the cost of their compagnon Eugene
" Everybody knows demons are not real. The court clerks are lying, under order of the King!
- Next song is about events that happened across the whole Kingdom, I sincerely hope you could deny that one happened here too.

>The backbone of the Kingdom :
How both squad united after the errant tournament to repel the Tomb King attack
" So you're telling us we all owe you our life, right? Bollocks.
- ...Moving on.


>The third battle of Griffinmount :
How knights, archers, and lowborns (definitely not goblins) repelled an undead army near Griffinmount.
The battle was won, at the cost of the life of Boniface.
" Griffinmount? Never heard of bummfuck nowheres "

>A dance with demons :
The invasion of an empire-border castle, overtaken by vikings and cultist, concluding in the execution of a demon thanks to Hector Inheriting Boniface's technique
"You knights have nothing better to do than fight for empire problems? Or maybe you like having your feats of arms unverifiable? "

Hector's patience grows thinner and thinner.
>Write in what you say, or do, in answer to the peasants.
>Also, 3 anon roll 1d20 Performance for Guillot

Wanted to update before, but life caught up. At least the tie was broken.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>5659678

no ideas on what to say but ill roll

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5659678
Well, we are off to kill a dragon. If you want to be a witness fell free to come along.
Or are you too cowardly for that? It's easier to hide behind excuse isn't it?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>5659678
good to have this back as well.

>>5660600

>>5659698
>>5660600
>>5660618
>Critfail of Guillot

The tension in the room is palpable, and you can feel it building with every passing moment. Guillot decided to keep his merry-happy facade going. That seemed to be a poor choice, making the villagers more and more seething. Maybe he didn't appreciated the critics on the songs - in particular, the disrespect facing the losses of Eugene and Boniface seems to have tilted him, and his performance became more and more daring, taunting the villagers as weakling hiding in the safety provided by warriors, oblivious of how bad things could have gone at every opportunity that rhymed.
Hector feels danger boiling.
"Put that poor cithare down, it did nothing to deserve such bad placed touches! Instead, pick a hoe -not the skanky kind of other villagers that swoon over your metal that is, the tool - and work for one day of your life!

There it goes. Jeers. Next step will be someone taunting them about wearing heraldry - as if they even understood etiquette - and Julius painting the whole town red with blood.

>Try to talk them down by inviting them to join dragon hunt (Intimidation)
>Start the beat'em all with unarmed strike, defusing the situation where they all die by the edge of the sword
>Pray for a Miracle (Miracle)
>Write-in

>>5660643
>Try to talk them down by inviting them to join dragon hunt (Intimidation)

>>5660643
>Try to talk them down by inviting them to join dragon hunt (Intimidation)

>>5660643
>Try to talk them down by inviting them to join dragon hunt (Intimidation)

>>5660643
>Try to talk them down by inviting them to join dragon hunt (Intimidation)

>>5660646
>>5660655
>>5660701
>>5660795
>1 anon roll 1d20
DC : 14

>>5658276
>spelling mistake in the OP image
Delete your quest

>>5661038
Dude it's the medieval spelling for immersion

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>5661030

Oh look, I wasn't even here yet and doom is already going strong.

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>>5661057

"Well, we are off to kill a dragon. If you want to be a witness feel free to come along.
Or are you too cowardly for that? It's easier to hide behind excuse isn't it?"
>Crit fail
that's how you built it in your head. Reality, however...
"Well, we're off to kill a dragon
- A dragon? Where, haven't heard of a dragon this side of the Kingdom for years!
- Near the border.
- You mean on the other side? Why are you killing a dragon menacing the Empire - The Empire! Long-time rival and ennemy! and far away - never me or any of the lad put a foot there!
- Humanity blood is red no matter where you're born on the map.
- Yeah, 'specially here where our hard-earned gold is taken in taxes for your steal, to parade around villages drinking our wine and eating our meat, for so-called protection."
Hector remain silent, attempting to get the footing back in the conversation.
What if... Me and the lads... We decided we don't need such "protection"? Neither the knights, the barons, or the King did us any good.
The man forage in his pocket while talking. Danger. The time for diplomacy is over. The knight lefts armor and weapon in the bedrooms. The peasant outnumber you three to one. Hector decided to...
>They want a fight? We'll indulge. Fisticuffs will put villagers less at risk, at the cost of the risks for the knights themself
>They want a fight? They'll taste steel. Flip the table, open a pathway to the rooms, use torches and chairs as makeshift weapons to cover your mate, and let the seditious peasants face the wrath of attacked knights.
>Maybe a Miracle can sooth the situation. If it fails, it puts Hector at risk.

>>5661564
>They want a fight? They'll taste steel. Flip the table, open a pathway to the rooms, use torches and chairs as makeshift weapons to cover your mate, and let the seditious peasants face the wrath of attacked knights.
Why do you think the dragons are in the border and not inside the kingdom you fucking idiots?
It's funny how the dice make the Equitainian peasants act like the lore and be consistently dumb, like trying to stone dragons and now treating superhuman knights

>>5661564
>>They want a fight? They'll taste steel. Flip the table, open a pathway to the rooms, use torches and chairs as makeshift weapons to cover your mate, and let the seditious peasants face the wrath of attacked knights.

Yes..... because a DRAGON can not just simply fly over the border whenever it wants to to avoid the wrath of whatever kingdom is coming for it.

>>5661576
>>5661765
>4 anon roll 1d20 CQC with mention "rollin' for Hector's meat grinder
>3 anon roll 1d20 Strategy subskill Leadership

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>5662364
Meat

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5662364
Grind that meat Hector!

>>5662364
meat grinder

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>5662512

whoops

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>5662364

Meatgrinder

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>5662364
Leadershit*

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5662364
Rollin' for the peasant...
Hector got +2 because of training

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>5662364
More leadershitt

I think we're still missing one roll of leadership

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>5662801
Here

Rolled 15, 18, 10 = 43 (3d20)

>>5662375
>>5662378
>>5662513
>>5662593
>>5662609
>>5662669
>>5662701
>>5662804

"Ambush! Hold your ground!"
>CQC vs peasant : 14 vs 14
The low-born indeed grasped a serrated blade, thrusting for Hector's gut. Anybody would have been it by that sucker punch. Good thing Hector isn't anybody.
>Training : +2 for CQC roll.
Hector breath in, saving his skin for the couple centimeter that would have turn that fight in a disaster. The wood tanker circled of metal still in his hand, he brings it downward in a diagonal motion, meeting the temple of the peasant on the way down.
"Flip the table, to our rooms!"
>Leadership : failure.
The knights took to long to react. The group is split, Hector's strategy won't work. Most knight are isoled, barring Renée and Claire, holding their ground back to back. Julius and Ryner are doing ok - the former with a broken plate, the latter with the long dagger he always keep in his boot.
Tyler, Raymond and Crane, however...

>>5663954
What looked like a doom prospect turn surprisingly well - only Crane might be at risk, other turned the fight to their advantage.
>Rally the pack (Leadership)
>Go Help Crane
>Write-in There's something clever to do

>>5663958
>>5663958
>>5663958
>Go help Crane

> do something clever: Ask Julius to unleash his inner Ork Nob to scare the peasents.

i've got no other ideas. Head swimming from too much plastic model building.

>>5663958
>Rally the pack (Leadership)

>>5663958
>Go Help Crane

So we can get some movement back into this quest. Dont wanna rust to the spot. So i am changing my vote from >>5663978

>>5663958
>Go Help Crane
Unfortunately I'm stupid, so no clever ideas from me...
However, I don't know if it can work like that, but Hector could disarm the guy that first attacked him, grab his blade and use some flashy skill to explode a table (smithe, was it?), that should demotivate the peasants (and then offer to pay for the destroyed table).

>>5664455
Captcha wasn't loading for some reason, so I had to turn my phone off and on again.

>>5664022
>>5664451
>>5664455

>4 anon roll 1d20 CQC

Clever thing to do was sending Vaillant in the face of Crane's agressor while rallying the knights

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>5664458

>>5664459
Never change, Hector, you crit-Machine. Something happens on a second crit.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>5664458

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5664458

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5664458
alright was that all the good dice rolling for today used up?

>>5664459
>>5664470
>>5664472
>>5664488
Crane needs assistance. Hector rushes, sliding across a villein's leg, propelling himself with his hand, travelling an arc over Crane and landing his boots perfectly in the face of the goon that threatened him from the back. That little stunt definitely caught the global attention.

>Guillot time to shine! Performance roll (3 anon, 1d20)

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>5664458
I did think of sending Vaillant, not specifically to the guy attacking Crane, but the thought did cross my mind.
That said, I would never actually make that call, as I'm the type that could have a Manticore or a Chimera as a pet and still not send them to fight on the own for fear of them getting hurt (and I'm not even one of those that get super mad when a dog or something dies in a movie).

>>5664508
The damn captcha keeps failing me, but I'm guessing it was a 4channel problem, not mine.

>>5664513
But maybe the captcha failing me was for the best...

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>5664508

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>5664508
D O O M

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5664513
>>5664525
>>5664556

>16
An angel passing is the perfect opportunity for a minstrel worth his salt - and Guillot worth the whole spice rack.

"You unbelievers thought I was all talk when narrating our feat of arms? Io and behold, Sir Hector of Griffinmount in action.
Hectooooor..."


The call is answered by Renée, Claire, Tyler and Raymond.
"Hectooooor"
Vaillant also join the global mood, circling Guillot.


[Chorus]
Hector, white knight!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah
Hector (white knight!)
Honor is the only way, yeah

Demons, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to
Hector (white knight!)
So on your knees and pray your maker
Hector (white knight!)
What you gonna do when he comes for you now?
[Bridge]
He's the one we dream to be
He's the hope for tomorrow
(white knight!)

[Verse 2]
Vaillant (Chirp chirp!)
Guillot (white knight!)
René (white knight!)
Mathias (white knight!)
Bonniface (white knight!)
Lucien (white knight!)
Pauline (white knight!)
Charles (white knight!)

[Interlude]
(white knight!)

[Luth Solo]

[Verse 3]
Nicholas (white knight!)
Tyler (white knight!)
Allen (white knight!)
Gerade (white knight!)
Raymond (white knight!)
Griffinmount (white knight!)
Errance (white knight!)
Orks (white knight!)
Undead (white knight!)
Sidridijika (white knight, white knight!)
Honor (white knight!)
Tumulus (white knight!)
Halberd (white knight!)
Shield (white knight!)
Headband (white knight!)
Banneret (white knight!)
Saved the King (white knight!)
Ryner (white knight!)
Carnelion (white knight!)
Schwartzman (Fuck him, fuck him)
Evette
Eugene"


Rollin' for opinion change of the scum of the tavern

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>>5664562
"Alright, alright, we surrender. We were stupid to pick a fight with knights"

>Leave them be
>No easy way out for ruffians

>>5664563
>Leave them be

>"You are lucky you didnt kill anyone here."

We are not exactly in it to murder stupid peasants. there is no glory in that.

>>5664563
>No easy way out for ruffians
Drag them to their local lord and his man at arms in full harness

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>>5664562
I can only imagine Ryner and Julius watching the scene being like: [pic]
(not sure about Julius, but Ryner would question his choice for a moment)

>>5664563
What >>5664566 said.

>>5664566
>>5664601
>>5664625

"Did you hear that, everybody? They surrender. It's time to show the knights are not simply brutes and tyrants but nobles of heart, no matter the origin..."
Most comply immediately.

>3 anon roll 1d20 Leadership roll for stopping Ryner and Julius
DC: normally 10/15 but the pre-call of their potential shenanigans reduce to 9/14

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5665143

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5665143
Another attempt

>>5665170
Even the murderous psychopath Edgelord will listen to Hector

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5665143

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>>5665144
>>5665170
>>5665195
>>5665195
>17 : Success

Ryner was on the verge on finishing is opponent - a first dagger pummel blow to the head of a ruffian, a second one held in choke with the blade on the throat. He let go the peasant once he sees the situation settled.
Julius, however, send another punch, jump on his opponent, ready to bash his head in.
"Julius. I said stop."
A look around, and social pressure does its job. Getting up on his feet as if nothing happened, Julius approaches Guillot.
"I want a song.
- What?
- Why don't I have a song about my prowess when Hector got two full gestes and a theme song?
- 'Cause I bringed a poet around to take notes?
- Well, now I have a poet around too. Make me a song."

This surreal banter concludes the night, with surprisingly no casualties. Errant leave the village the next day, leaving behind them a slightly better opinion on knights and the kingdom. Still, Hector feel this bottled-up peasant feelings could turn easily in rot inside the heart of the Kingdom.

>You are back at being Daycare Manager Sidridijika.

>3 anon roll 1d100 with the mention "Rollin for Kreenio braincells". Circumstancial bonus of +6
>3 anon roll 1d100 with the mention "Rollin for Chotko braincells. Circumstancial bonus of +18

Clever write-in of training strategies might grant additional bonuses. For now, treat reward conditionning seems efficient for the Kroxigor

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5665211
Glad to see Ryner being cool.

Don't Julius already have a song, tho of his own making?

>Rollin for Chotko braincells

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5665211
>Rollin for Kreenio braincells

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5665211
Rollin for Kreenio braincells

>>5665211
>Rollin for Chotko braincells

Now for the beast i created. I will fail you again sweet lizard

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5665252
>>5665211
Forgot to roll

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5665211
"Rollin for Kreenio braincells"

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5665211
>Rollin for Chotko braincells

>>5665224
>>5665261
>>5665348

3 successes for Chotko (surprisingly governable)
>3 anon roll 1d3 for braincell increase
>3 anon roll 1d20 for Skill training

>>5665238
>>5665272
>2 successes for Kreenio
>2 anon roll 1d20 Skill
Also,
>2 anon roll 1d6 braincell increase

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>5665526
Chotko brain

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5665526
Chotko Skill

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>5665526
Kreenio brain

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5665526
Chotko braincell

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>5665526
Kreenio Braincells

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>5665526
Kreenio Skill

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>5665526
Kreenio skill

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5665526
Chotko Skill

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5665526
Chotko Skill

>>5665526
I think we're still missing 1 braincell for chotko...

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>5666159
Brainsss....

>>5665539
>>5665556
>>5665607
>>5665613
>>5665742
>>5665744
>>5665860
>>5666011
>>5666058
>>5666186

That was a surprisingly fruitful week. Kreenio made good progress in behaving. You had the greatest difficulty in the world to get him to cast the spell again - he was scold because of that, after all. Marksmanship, however, is making tremendous progress. Under supervision, the Skink learned how to aim - and when provided with bolt, even strike more often in the bullseye than outside the target. Trigger discipline is not aquired yet though.

>Braincells DC : 79
>Unlocked skill : Markslizardship - 1 dice

>Chotkho critical brain moment
But the true progress where made with Chotkho.
Using treats and conditioning, the Kroxigor learned to use its indomitable might toward target laser-pointed by your breath, under the command "Chotkho Smash"

Trait : Chotkho Smash! - the right words can point the Krox in the right direction so that he can wreck shit up.
Effect : No braincell test required for sending him in CQC

>Skill unlock : CQC - 2 dices.
>Braincells DC : 85

Meanwhile, you and Agathe relay each other for supply runs. You started let her out on her own upon the discovery of the cloak's power - you labelled it "Elven cloak of the unseen traveller". A discretion and mobility enabling magical item.

You're more confident in your lizard capacities. But it's been almost one month of locking yourself underground.
>Keep up the boring option of making the lizards governable. Hector is just travelling right now, but landgazing still beats cave wall gazing.
>Time for action. Stir a bit zombie fossilized shit.
>Write-in

>>5666216
>Keep up the boring option of making the lizards governable.
No need to rush, maybe take them to a test drive hunting, but when we go take back our fort, we should prepare as many good cards as we can, to completely annihilate them (and for that, many ranged units to deal with the giant bats will be essential, as we don't want a repeat of last time).

>>5666216
As mich as i would like to kick the hirnets nest right now we cant leave agathe alone too much with the lizardbrain controlled Lizards

>>5666216
So support for >>5666225

>>5666216
>Keep up the boring option of making the lizards governable. Hector is just travelling right now, but landgazing still beats cave wall gazing.

>>5666216
>Keep up the boring option of making the lizards governable. Hector is just travelling right now, but landgazing still beats cave wall gazing.
For once let us take the safe option

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" Minstrel, I still want my song.
- You already have one, haven't you? The "kill 'em all" you like to sing when fighting?
-It's more my family hymn. I want one about my feat of arm.
-Well, stop talking my ears out and start doing feats of arm.
- Well, yes, I dream of becoming Sir Julius of House Carnelion, reaper of Wheat, smiter of Cattle, unmatched brawler among poorly fed peasants, great savior of the rooster in the well, fabled beheader of the monstrous two-feet viper...
- Hey, a two-feet viper would be something to write about! Above all, I wonder how Claire would make the boiled feet delicious.
- Shut up, little faggot. You're failing in your counter-nature approaches with Hector, so you try to get closer to me? I don't eat that kind of bread.
Renée only smiles and reduce her horse's speed. He will figure it out sooner or later, but for now the entertainment value is too high - and it helps alleviating the ambiant boredom of fields and fields on flatland and flatland.

While a bit bored Hector progress among peasant villages, and a lot bored Sidridijika keeps managing his daycare, you are now Throdenslemoni.
It's been three week since you joined a ship as a shapeshifted drow alongside your trusted guardian Edwyrd. Of course, your relationship was insinuated as one of ownership. In that time, you...
>Stayed in line, worked hard, be overall quiet
>Acted as pleasant as possible with your fellow dark elves
>Evaluated, and maybe acted, for a mutiny - a dragon have to command.

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Guess I'll post some more unusual dragons if the captcha allows me:
Cabbage Dragon.

>>5667982
>Acted as pleasant as possible with your fellow dark elves
Try to find out rumors about a obsidian dragon command other dread elves in south eastern sea

>>5667983
Timing. I'll leave the weird dragons for later.

>>5667982
>Stayed in line, worked hard, be overall quiet
Just keeping the ears open for information, about surroundings, blackmail material in case it's needed, crews opinions on each other in case it's needed, and who knows, maybe she overhears info about mom.

Under the risk of having a double post:
>>5667983
Timing. I'll leave the dragon posting for later.

>>5667982
>Stayed in line, worked hard, be overall quiet
Just keeping ears open for information, about surroundings, blackmail material in case it's needed, crew opinions on each other in case it's needed, and maybe she overhears info about mom.

>>5667986
>>5667988
Dammit.

>>5667982
>Stayed in line, worked hard, be overall quiet

ears open, head on a swivel and neck not exposed for the vipers bite.

>>5667985
>>5667986
>>5668018
3 anon roll 1d100

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5668450

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5668450

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5668450

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>>5668466
>>5668469
>>5668548

Infiltrator instincts would have required the young dragon to play all friendly, building kinship and camaraderie among fellow oarsdrows. But, well, this is drow. Such an act would have been seen as weakness and need for allies, turning into bullying and attempt to take Edwyrd.
"I would'nt had minded getting taken by almost any of her, you know?
- Perv. Don't think that kind of stuff on our bond, I'm still a kid.
- So why is your glamour so... volumetric?
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dimension-2
>75, +10 for option choice : 85
Nah, among backstabers and plotter, the best thing for a newcomer is to stay low and prove skill. Which you do, helped with a hint of your magic.
And it looks like the captain, Kaelen, noticed. Your good work, right?
This granted you a favor. Honor of being part of the boarding crew. And you just picked up a target.
>Rolled "Dwarvish Steamship" in my random table. Dwarves are getting rolled so much, this is kek will at this point

You...
>Are quite eager to beat the crab lice out of the fully haired bodies of the sharp tough fuckers. Plus, your glamour won't incriminate dragons, so it's a win-win.
>Think this is the best opportunity to help your damaged relationship with the species. Board, turn your coat, help the dwarves

>>5669636
>Are quite eager to beat the crab lice out of the fully haired bodies of the sharp tough fuckers. Plus, your glamour won't incriminate dragons, so it's a win-win.
Need to find out if it's one of the corrupted ones first.
Kek really loves dwarves

>>5669636
Trying to fix one relationship by ruining another is foolish. Plus, fixing our relationship with the dwarves isn't her job, so I'd say:
>Are quite eager to beat the crab lice out of the fully haired bodies of the sharp tough fuckers. Plus, your glamour won't incriminate dragons, so it's a win-win.
If conflict breaks out, she fights for "her crew", but if possible, without turning into dragon.

Also, I have been occasionally coming here to see if the captcha will work, and it took more than 7 hours to finally allow me to post.

>>5669636
>Are quite eager to beat the crab lice out of the fully haired bodies of the sharp tough fuckers. Plus, your glamour won't incriminate dragons, so it's a win-win.

>>5669757
>>5669838
>>5669847
Boarding time. You and your boy-toy will play the role - after all, they don't bear the flag of the only dwarven clan that have a semblance of alliance with your Nation.
How is Purple fightin'?
>Like a scoundrel. Weapon of predilection is a knife, she will swashbuckle her way in fight, with fast footwork, rope-pendulum and all that dashing swordwoman thing
>Like a Warrior. Tyrannical like the dragon she is at heart, she will use an elven double-bladed polearm to carve her path like a Juggernaut
>Like a Magus. She was once known as the Purple Enchantress, she will keep it that way.

>>5670000
>Like a scoundrel. Weapon of predilection is a knife, she will swashbuckle her way in fight, with fast footwork, rope-pendulum and all that dashing swordwoman thing

She is a scoundrel at heart so why not.

also how common would a battlemage be amongst dark Elves?

>>5670000
Just realized it's my first quad.
>Combat roll of Throdenslemoni will be an auto-success, with a little something for free

>>5670000
>Like a scoundrel. Weapon of predilection is a knife, she will swashbuckle her way in fight, with fast footwork, rope-pendulum and all that dashing swordwoman thing
Green is the fighter, Blue is the wizard, White is the cleric, so Purple should be the rogue.

>>5670000
Guess I'll go with the others.
>Like a scoundrel. Weapon of predilection is a knife, she will swashbuckle her way in fight, with fast footwork, rope-pendulum and all that dashing swordwoman thing
Slip some magic in if she can do discretely enough.

Also, if the captcha keeps being annoying, I might just lurk for a few days.

>>5670451
>White is the cleric
Now you gave me the weird image of a cleric with a sniper.
(then again, I have seen something not so different in Trigun)

>>5670522
He is the Priest of the Church of Dakka.

But isnt his gun part Machinegun part Rocketlauncher?

also you dont fuck with the Whitemage. The entire Party will become enraged.

>>5670422
>>5670451
>>5670522

The ship close distance under the drum's beating, pushing the oarselves in a transe. The boarding crew gather on the ship's nose. The dragon in disguise is ready. Spinning a grappling hook from the foremast, she launches it on one of the chimney of the dwarven steamboat. Guided just by a little bit of invisible magic, the rope coils and knot around the target. The drow-gon swings, slashing at the throat of a bearded nuisance on the way, flip, land on the helmet of a second dwarf. Jumping, dashing, ducking, Throdenslemoni is an untouchable ghost on the dwarven deck.
>Choice-based trait acquired : Swashbuckler - Dancing on the battlefield, can disengage an opponent on a success in addition to wound him. Also, allow free success for swinging on ropes or other chandelier
And while they focus on the slippery short-sword fighter, more and more drow board. It is inevitable that dwarves start turning their chainmailed back to the day's protagonist. Fatal mistake. Mail can do only so much against stabs, nevermind force-propelled ones.
>Freebie for 0000 quad : second trait acquired - Arcane Trickster - can subtly lace magic into action
The foe are falling, one after an other. The survivors are mentally broken - the throat-slicing of your captain as the first blood of a fight tend to do that to people, no matter the race.

Kaelen suddenly appears on your side, rapier full of blood, gore and hairs.
"I'll grant you the honor, maiden, of choosing how this will end."
>No quarter. Kill all, loot everything, sunk ship. It's personal with dwarves.
>Ransom. Sell back the ship and survivor to their kin.
>Slavery. You're pretty sure the infernal mines are in dire need of labor and steel road are not building themselves.

>>5670525
>Church of Dakka.
?

>But isnt his gun part Machinegun part Rocketlauncher?
Yep. Thus, "not so different".

>Spoiler
Let's strive for a future where the mere thought is considered foolish.

>>5671769
>No quarter. Kill all, loot everything, sunk ship. It's personal with dwarves
Annihilation breeds fear, and considering the current state of their leaders, the less we have of them, the better.
And slavery is bad.

>>5671810
The church of Dakka. DAKKA is the Orkish word for Firepower in 40k.

Ther is neva enouf DAKKA! WAAAGH!!!

>>5671769
>No quarter. Kill all, loot everything, sunk ship. It's personal with dwarves.

>>5671820
I see.
And now you put in my head the idea of having a "secret church" with that name...
"The heck is a secret church?" I hear you ask, and while godhood is our ultimate objective, with light and salvation as the base, and a church dedicated to us would obviously focus on that, kindness, healing and such, one can't protect everything with kindness alone, thus, some branches of the church, or a "completely unrelated" church, that secretly functions as an "order of assassins" to "remove opposition" would probably be necessary (even if very far in the future).

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>>5671921

that can work... also guns... our church should have Guns.. and churches..... and Guns on Churches.

>>5671929
Top kek.

>>5671769
>Ransom. Sell back the ship and survivor to their kin.
I like money.

>>5672469
Even if the cost is resentment and immediate hostility? While not *the* best course of action, "annihilation" will at least make them hesitant to seek further combat right away.
Or at least that's what I think. Plus, whatever loot they have will already be profit.

>>5671810
>>5671820
>>5672469
Locking no quarter.
>Loot Roll
3 anon roll 1d100

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5673202
Casual Dwarf murdering and looting while on break. Good start to the day

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5673202

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5673202
If rerolling is allowed, here's another one.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5673202

>>5673228
>>5673229
Since it was just 1 minute apart, disregard my reroll.

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>>5667983
Guess we back to it.
Cucumber Dragon.

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>>5674802
Jellyfish Dragon.

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>>5674804
Tiny Dragon.

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>>5674806
And some cute dragons with some motivational text. Is this nice or cringe?

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>>5674808

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>>5674809
That's it for now.

>>5674810
that is a very positive message.

>>5674804
damn. i should have made this one the Endboss for the Oneshot yesterday not some stupid massive Electric eel

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>>5674816
Careful Anon, you never know when or where an eel will show up.

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>>5674843
Then i will make Soup.

and that specimen will make a mighty fine amount of stew if i have ever seen one.

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>>5674948
Touché.

>>5673210
>>5673212
>>5673229

"No quarter. Kill all of them, loot what can be, sunk their ship.
- Well, dear, this is not exactly what we'll be doing. Leave that quartet to me."

Four unharmed dwarves are given to the captain, while you explore the ship for plunder.

>90
Your own loot is not made of metal, weapons or armor. You found a book - pages made of thin stone slices, protecting them from water, binded with what appeared to be a leathered-wrap metal wire, the stone pannels are engraved in dwarfish - that you still don't know how to read, mind you. Their are various schematics engraved on the panels, making you stop and take this as your reward : this is a treaty on steam engines.
Books are a way to transmit knowledge without an expert. Most able to write one doesn't want to - it takes their expertise away after all, making them worth less. They are usually ordered by government against hoard of moneys and deeply protected as holding the unique knowledges of one species.

Back on the deck, you are back in time to witness the slicing at tendrils of dwarves, then thrown into the ocean. Death by drowning, carried away from the stonebed and bodies feeding the fishes.

The four spared one? A cutlass caught their right-hand finger at half length, then thrown into a lifeboat.
"We are the dread elves. A lost ship? Well, it could be scurvy, tempest, ocean swallowing it whole. Sending those crippled back home? That's sending a message."

The elves proceed to weld shut the steam exhaust using a dash of elemental magic, then quickly leave the ticking bomb of a boat toward new pillage.


>You're back at being Baby-sitter Sidridijika
What do you train Chotkho on?
>CQC (no braincell requirement)
>Something else (write-in, require a braincell roll)

>>5675649
>CQC (no braincell requirement)

>>5675649
>CQC (no braincell requirement)
>>5674802
If cucumber dragon exists, is there a pickle version as well?

>>5675650
>>5675651
3 anon roll 1d100 Kreenio, DC : 70
2 anon roll 1d20 Chotkho

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5675664
Kreenio

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5675664

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5675664
come on you little Lizard. They even get you new models. be motivated.

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The little ones ain't exactly the sharpest.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>5675649
>"... That's sending a message."
"Here dwarves, a target for you to direct your hatred and resentment to. I'll put it on my back here, and I expect you to not try to hit it, okay?"

>>5675651
>is there a pickle version as well?
Mayhaps. One that lives in the ocean probably.

>>5675664
Rolling.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5675664

>>5675686
>"Here dwarves, a target for you to direct your hatred and resentment to. I'll put it on my back here, and I expect you to not try to hit it, okay?"

They are building for an Edge based Character for their next Shadowrun game.

but they are likely gonna be some guy like trout. A liability for their team because of stupid decisicions.

>>5675693
>Side objective unlocked: Make lemoni the captain

>>5675698
>Bonus Objective: Do it Changeling style and replace her completely.

>>5675700
Pic related.

However, doppelganging them will require observation of the captain to learn behaviors (how they normally act) and relationships (do they treat everyone equally? Is there anyone who would more easily see through the substitution?), not to mention mimicking their fighting style, among other things probably.
It's probably safe to say that the way lemoni made quick work of the dwarves earned her some respect from the crew, so ideally, she should build up on that, to the point where the captain would feel threatened and challenge her themself, that way, if she wins, I don't think the rest of the crew would have any problems with accepting her as the new leader (alternatively, gain enough influence to convince the crew that the captain's decisions are foolish and they should be removed. . . Well, assuming lemoni will even be there long enough to do any of that).

Also, is the captain also female?

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>>5675721
Took so long to type the post that I forgot the image...

>>5675700
>>5675721
>>5675722
Anyways, I think all 3 are valid solutions, each with its requirements and difficulties, now it'll just be a matter of deciding which path to choose, if any.

>>5675721
>>5675726

i agree. there are many ways to reach our goal if she sticks around for some time.

But those Elves are in it for plunder and slaves so they will at best be mercenaries for our cause.

>>5675721

Captain is pic of post >>5669636

>>5675727
Well, as long as you can pay them, mercenaries are always good to have.

>>5675757
Oh I see, I failed to realize.

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>>5675671
>>5675676
>>5675677
>>5675686
>>5675692

>Complete failure

That week is certainly the worst of your life.
No progress from the lizards whatsoever, no time to hone any skills for you and agathe, it's been a month you've been lizardsitting in the small cave, letting Agathe use her magical items for supply runs.

They will never be real persons. They have no brain, they have no wit, they have no free will. They are common reptiles-men twisted by drugs and magic into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “progress” they make is painstakingly slow and half-hearted. Behind your back your siblings are mocking you. You're getting disgusted and ashamed of them, your “friend” the white skink might laugh at your gullibleness to train the untrainables.
And what's the point? Men are utterly repulsed by them. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even lizard who have “free will” act uncanny and unnatural to a sentient species. Their brain structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy discuss with one of your pupil, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a sight of their creepy, toothy grin.
You will never be happy so long you're in this cave. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Yeah, it's too much to bear - you have to get out of this cave.

"You're having dark thought, light embodiment"

What you wanna do first?
>Get Sidridijika out of the cave (To do what?)
>Play Hector's dragon hunt

>>5676305
Go out there. Murder some necromancers blwo of some steam from your frustration and maybe force them to expend more ressources to keep their magical supply lines open.

Contribute to the Wareffort in your own way and get some time to yourself. Maybe you can even add something valauable to your hort.

invent Icecream with your cold affinity and Agathes Ice Magic and eat a Dragon sized tub afterwards.

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>>5676305
>QM finally realized we would keep doing the lizardsitting until we managed to at least get them to speaking level unless they blocked the option
But yeah, those are some dark thoughts for a child.

Anyways:
>Agathe and the lizards to the necklace
>Go fly around aimlessly
We like flying, so that should help us relax a bit, plus, we might stumble upon something interesting to do (or find something that can stimulate lizard brains). And hopefully not get attacked by dwarves.

>>5676305
Also, we should get Hector to babysit the lizards for a day or two at some point.

>>5676305
>Play Hector's dragon hunt

>>5676319
>>5676353
>>5676574
We'll start with Sidridijika.
>3 anon roll 1d100 for aimless flight in order to stumble into something interresting

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5676988
Critical Failure incoming. We meet a giant Undead Army.

it would be one way for his suffering to end.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5676988

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5676988

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Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>5677000
>>5677001
>>5677013

It's good to stretch your wings.
Although, the territory of the undead is really starting to play on your nerves - maybe a reason you unconsciously kept yourself locked in a cave so long? The air is dusty in your nostril, water is rough in your throat, food is tasteless. But worst of all, the colours. The environment itself seems desaturated - like colours have their essence sapped toward greyness. You, a being source of light, feel it interract wrongly with your primordial essence.
In other words, you will get weaker the more you stay here. The cave shielded you somewhat of that effect so you didn't noticed it, but now you're bored out of your mind, you won't accept staying there lizardsitting anymore.

While you're flying closer to the ground, you noticed something - that noticed you too. Decharnated limbs points to your position in the sky, a eyeless skull tries to cover its inexistant pupils from your natural brightness.

>60 : undead encounter - pack of zombie (number of opponent is rolled)

What do?
>Fight! In particular, use your breath to destroy them. That will calm you.
>Fight! In particular, use them to teach your followers.
>Ignore them. You can fly, those suckers can't.

>>5677602
>Fight! In particular, use them to teach your followers.

Its just zombies and not even a great mob.

Thin them out a bit more to maybe half strength before landing and then unleash the Kroxigor on them. Have Kreenio shoot the one farthest away from the other Lizard and keep Agathe behind the Skink

>>5677602
Supporting >>5677605.
When there's 3 left, let the others handle them, 3v3 should be fair enough. But stay alert to help out if needed, don't want our next lizardsitting section to be with zombie lizards.

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>>5677602
Also,
>The environment itself seems desaturated - like colours have their essence sapped toward greyness. You, a being source of light, feel it interract wrongly with your primordial essence.
"Just you wait land of the dead! I may not be able to do it now, but I'll shine some colors into you (even if I have to disco ball all over you)!"

>4 anon roll 1d20 Breath, subskill Trail effect
DC 11:
>Zombies are frail, shitty unit. DC 12.
>Elemental weakness to light, DC reduced by 2
>Light gets diffracted because you're in deadlands. augmented by 1

I'll rule for this time a crit counting for 3, 15+ mean 2-shot, 11+ counting as one.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>5677651
ow Sidrijika is gonna get murked due to a very bad crit fail.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5677651

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5677651

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>5677651

>>5677652
>>5677655
>>5677664
>>5677694
It's hard to believe...

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>>5677652
>>5677655
>>5677664
>>5677694
You gather your energy, from your heart to your lungs, ready to emit a flow of devastating light
>Failure (not a critical one)
This result into an underwhelming, wet firecracker blast that is absorbed by the world's grayness before even touching the zombies.

Your face is hit by something that claws and scratch your eyes.
>White suffered one wound (3/4)
What the hell? One of this fucker agitated its limb so much in your general direction it catapulted in your face? Gross.
You're not out of breath yet. Time for the Heaven's wrath to descend.
>4 anon roll 1d20 Breath, subskill Trail effect
DC raised 12/16 as the deadlands hate your face

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>5677701
C'mon

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5677701
Oh no... Is this doom?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>5677701
REEEEEE

freaking hell

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>5677701
come on. Another blast.

>>5677729
Well, at least there's one success this time. Still kinda pathetic, but not useless.
Business as usual.

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>>5677703
>>5677708
>>5677709
>>5677729

You release a stream of light energy, giving your all.
Good thing, the undead are blinded by the attack.
Bad thing, you only got one of them
>15 zombies remaining
and as bad thing come together...
>Status : Breathless

What do?
>Disengage. Fission mailed, we'll get them another time.
>Close Quarters. Rip and tear'em.
>Recharge. Fly above them, catch your breath, make it rain again.

>>5678287
>Recharge. Fly above them, catch your breath, make it rain again.

come on roll that 5-6 recharge

>>5678287
>Recharge. Fly above them, catch your breath, make it rain again.

>>5678291
>>5678292
4 anon roll Breath (recharge)
DC : 16 (Deadlands empede your inner light)

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>5678306

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>5678306

I swear one day the die will hate you enough for the update to be
>You try to regain your magical energy
>You breath wrong
>You suffer one wound
>This was your last HP, in enemy territory, alone
>Game over

>>5678312
At this point I'm already convinced that we'll never reach adulthood, let alone godhood, but let's see how far we can get before the die, well, kill us.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>5678306
AAAAARGH

Dragon ball montage.

>>5678315
>Spoiler
Yamcha pose.

Btw, are you Bad Back Anon?

>>5678316

so what if i am?

might no longer fit. my back has gotten better since then.

>>5678325
Just wondering why you weren't using your name. Figured it was you because you are the most active player/reader.

Glad for you back tho. I name thee "Better Back Anon" now.

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>>5678330
i can go back to it. no longer super busy in other threads. but i still just sometimes forget changing names.

also on vacation so i have quite some time between preparing for a new dnd campaign and painting my army.

>>5678333
>Pic
Naisu.
And enjoy your vacation.

I miss the NEET life...

>>5678336
i also had to sculpt two shoulder joints for my new Dradnaught. because Games Workshop removed the weapons with said joints from their stores but didn't replace them with anything new. that took a day until they were just right.

Also 60 Marines are a massive amount of models i still have to get through.

>>5678341
Well, at least you're doing something you like/love I assume.

>>5678336
>>5678341
Have a stockpile of dawis, equitaine knights, undead and goblin to work through. Haven't touched a pencil since 3 month. Usually I paint units and use them as dnd Monsters...

Still missing 1 roll

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>5678412
i will bite the bullet.

i have many many many more projects lying around. these ones will start getting it tomorrow if the milliput firms up enough today that i can put on the terrain paste.

>>5678416
THE OFFERING TO THE DICE GODS WORKED!!!!! YES!!!

>>5678308
>>5678309
>>5678315
>>5678416
Slow and steady. Nothing press you. You'll keep harassing those fuckers for how long you want.
>Crit, counting as two successes : Recovered two dices of breath

>2 anon roll 1d20 breath attack

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5678482

>>5678483
argh fuck.....

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>>5678483

I have low availability this weekend.
Will try to phonepost for the grindiest zombie fight, ever but no access to my computer or notes

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5678482
you know what sucks.

we are failing. but not failing hard enough to activate eye of the storm.

LIKE IF WE ARE GONNA FAIL ATLEAST ACTIVATE THE ABILITY DICE

anyway heres a roll

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5678483
>>5678694
>Critfail
You're getting out of jail freely this time

Ready to wreck havoc once again,

...

No white light comes out.

>>5678782
>92
Looks like propelling your neck back panicked the zombies, which attempt to scatter and trampled to second death one of them.

>14 zombies remaining

>Keep shooting. No breath? You have magic, especially Kreenio's Radiant Dawn. That spell is Taxing, meaning you will have to make it count.
>Reap and tear. CQC time
>Release your teammates early

>>5678785
>Reap and tear. CQC time

>>5678488
This image really is the ultimate representation of this quest, huh?

>>5678785
Wouldn't "Kreenio's Radiant Dawn" technically count as "releasing teammates early"? Or are we able to use that skill as well?

Either way:
>Reap and tear. CQC time

>>5678936
The posting style probably give it away, but I'm me.

>>5678785
>Reap and tear. CQC time

Rolled 8, 5, 11, 13, 17 = 54 (5d20)

>>5678810
>>5678936
>>5678938
>3 anon roll 1d20, subskill 1 vs many
You benefit from +3 as zombies are shot units, +1 from being light embodiment.

>Spell
You created that one, so you can cast it

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>5679000

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>5679000

Go go go!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5679000
Naruhodo.

>>5679003
>>5679006
>>5679017
>Counting 3 successes
Yeah, that'll teach them, you thing while spitting a rotten crunch head while visceras ornate claws on both your anterior paws

>11 zombies remaining

>3 anon roll 1d20 CQC

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>5680137

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>5680137
Rip and Tear!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>5680137

Rolled 2, 20, 19, 16, 20 = 77 (5d20)

>>5680138
>>5680219
>>5680425

Forgot to roll for the zombies to set threshold...

>>5680601
>two 20s
Haha

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>>5680138
>>5680219
>>5680425
>>5680601

>Crit
It's easy, really. Flying down, fucking them up once again, getting away. Flawless strategy
>Double-crit vs simple crit
Or so you thought until the pack opens up on your sight and your left wing is painfully bashed by a tankard held by a skinny-fat zombie.
>White suffered one wound (2/4)
Regarding the roll of the zombies, the crit saved you of a potential game over

This hit...
>Was a lucky one. Keep up the strategy
>Rings warning bells. You were close to death embrace - you felt it in the threads of fate. Release everyone, go all out with Kreenio's radiant dawn

>>5680604
>Rings warning bells. You were close to death embrace - you felt it in the threads of fate. Release everyone, go all out with Kreenio's radiant dawn
Someone is calling our number.

>>5680604
>Rings warning bells. You were close to death embrace - you felt it in the threads of fate. Release everyone, go all out with Kreenio's radiant dawn

the

>>5680609
>>5680612
We'll start with the spell.
>4 anon roll 1d20.
DC : 13 (base DC of the spell) - 2 (elemental efficiency) - 3 (zombies are shit tier) +1 (deadlands) = 9

3 points of the DC touch another target making the tiers 9/12/15/Crit

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>5681451

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>5681451
Have a vintage meme for lasers.

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>>5681464
Dropped the pic

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>5681451

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5681451

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>>5681452
>>5681464
>>5681482
>>5681507

Your magic coalesce, gathering in a mass of energy that pierce the gloomy cloud layer.
>5 Zombies stun for (that turn +1)
At the same time, you let the gang go loose.

>1 anon roll 1d100 braincells for Kreenio
Circumstancial bonus undisclosed

>2 anon roll 1d20 CQC for Krox

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5681933
rolling

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>5681933

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>5681933

Rolled 11, 4, 19, 4, 18 = 56 (5d20)

>>5682083
>>5682091
>>5682158

>Chotkho : success
The Kroxigor does what he knows best, swirling his club above his head and smashing it on an undead.

>Kreenio : Failure
Would you look at that? Kreenio found a death's-head hawkmoth! The skinx is completely oblivious with what's happening.

Agathe is staying on a defensive stance.

>New turn :
>5 zombies stun
>5 zombies unalive and kicking

>1 anon roll 1d100 braincells for Kreenio
>2 anon roll 1d20 CQC for Krox (+3)
>3 anon roll 1d20 CQC for White
(+2 as you're both Taxed and Breathless)

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5682279

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>5682279
White.

>>5682299
There's my crit fail, now, someone, save us.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>5682279
White

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>>5682307

Hey, maybe we'll see the first proc of "Eye of the storm"

>>5682318
Well roll 4 it

>>5682319
>Player asking the QM to roll

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5682279

Alright here we fucking die

>>5682318
Qm losing trip and expecting idiot on the net to pay attention

Rolled 19, 7, 5, 17, 14 = 62 (5d20)

Still need the CQC for Krox

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>5682279
K R O K

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5682279
>>5682375
Krok

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>>5682377
>>5682392
>We all killing ourselves without the zombies needing to do anything.