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>>5608072
Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

At the beginning of the new year, Chilli invited Karn and the rest of his family over for the one year anniversary of his daughter's birth. But near the end of the celebration, the Time Patrol showed up. Karn battled against Saiyans wielding both the powers of Angels and Destroyers, managing to come out on top before passing out. Once he was brought back by Freeza, Mechikabura took Karn and Chilli to a familiar place, explaining the past and how the 'void' was actually the first reality's remains before divulging that Divine Dragon Force came from his, the Supreme Kai of Time, and Dumplin's original reality. Leaving Karn with more questions before the next day, when Ubo finally returned. And as we rejoin Karn, you have taken Ubo with you to Namek, to speak with Great Elder Guru.

You leave New Salda behind, your Instant Transmission taking yourself and Ubo directly to Planet Namek. You and he appear outside Grand Elder Guru's home, appearing beside his defender and protector Nail. Who fulfills his role as Guardian, immediately swinging at you with a sudden backhanded left chop.

“Woah!” you exclaim jokingly, lowering your right arm and blocking his attack with your forearm. “Easy Nail, it's me.”
“General Karn? I was not aware you were coming.” he replies, lowering his hands and putting them behind his back. “And with company.”
“This is Ubo, a longtime friend.” you tell him, gesturing with your left hand. “Is Grand Elder Guru in?”
“Let me check.” Nail replies, opening the door and walking inside the elder's home. The door closes behind him, you feeling Ubo looking questioningly at the back of your head. So you turn, ready to answer.

“You didn't ask him first?” he asks you, to which you shake your head.
“Couldn't remember what time it was here on Namek, and it would be rude to try waking someone up telepathically.” you reply. But then your instincts immediately go off, warning you that you're being watched. And not by something friendly. At the same moment you see Ubo's expression change, brows furrowing. You both look to each other and nod slightly, immediately going back-to-back as you sense something's off. You have no idea what it is, but someone, or something, is watching you both.
“I don't like this.” Ubo says, a hint of worry in his tone. “This feels...Familiar.”
“How so?” you ask, when suddenly a hand simply appears before you out of thin air!

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>>5622459
Before you can say anything, the hand reaches out and touches your lips. And you try and shout, to warn Ubo what's happening, only to discover that you can no longer make any noise! The rest of a tiny being about the size of young Okira appears at the end of the hand, each bit of it popping into existence before you. Except the being has a rather large head, disproportionate to its body as the strange-looking man floats there, staring at you with a glint of something mischievous in its eyes. Wearing a yellow suit with purple accents, gloves, boots, and small round hat, the white-haired being floating there before you just screams trouble to you. Even worse is the fact you can't sense this thing's ki at all, worrying you for a moment that it is some sort of divine being.

But what do you do?
>Immediately take on your Ascended Berserker form and swing, try and smash this thing before it can do anything else
>Reach out telepathically to this newcomer, perhaps it isn't a threat to your life?
>Zero warning, Eye Beams. Try and take this thing out before it can do anything else weird
>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing
>Reach up and grab it before Ascending and crushing it within your large Berserker hands
>Explosive Wave, but a small one. It won't hurt Ubo, not at his level, and could blast this thing away without damaging Elder Guru's home
>Other(write in)

>>5622460
>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing

>>5622460
I KNEW IT WAS THIS BASTARD
>Explosive Wave, but a small one. It won't hurt Ubo, not at his level, and could blast this thing away without damaging Elder Guru's home
Fuck off this is personal space

>>5622460
>>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing

>>5622460
>this guy
well there goes the rest of the session, shit.


>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing

>>5622460
>Reach out telepathically to this newcomer, perhaps it isn't a threat to your life?

>>5622463
“And I’m oh so thankful you didn’t spoil my fun, I’ll let you keep your hand.”
>>5622484
“This guy? THIS GUY?! The name’s Mister Mxyzptlk to you, bucko. I’m watching you.”

>>5622489
"I'm not a threat, not to you anyways. You're only a third-dimensional being, that'd be like you killing a line or a square on a piece of paper."
>>5622462
>>5622463
>>5622464
>>5622484
Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing wins it.
"Well aren't you all a bunch of spoilsports? Trying to ruin my surprise."
Roll me a 3d100, for reasons.
Have to hide the DC, lest someone modify the results
"Oh come on, would I do that?

Rolled 38, 33, 88 = 159 (3d100)

>>5622496

Rolled 95, 78, 63 = 236 (3d100)

>>5622496
Aw fuck

Rolled 47, 77, 22 = 146 (3d100)

>>5622496

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>>5622497
>>5622508
>>5622510
95/100, 78/100, 88/100. Those are some pretty good numbers, writing.
"Not good enough."
We'll see...

>>5622514
I knew some bull shit was coming. Damn you April Fools

>>5622535
Good luck.

>>5622497
>>5622510
Look at those dubs. How odd.

Also, fuck the midget with the unpronounceable name.

>>5622568
"Unpronounceable? It's simple. Mix-ye-spit-lick. Don't tell me that's too hard for your three-dimensional brain to comprehend?"
Enough, I'm trying to write the update. Stop harassing the players.
"Boo, you're no fun. For that I'm buffing my next DC, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

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>>5622460
With this strange creature just appearing before you and removing your ability to talk, it clearly doesn't want Ubo to know it is here. So immediately you reach out telepathically to your larger friend.

“Ubo, in front of me! It has me, I can't talk!” you think to him, and before you can blink he moves. One instant Ubo is standing behind you, back-to-back, the next he's spun around your left shoulder, left fist swinging for the impish creature. Who frowns at this just as Ubo's fist strikes. But instead of striking him, Ubo's punch seemingly stops. But you feel the concussive force of the shock wave from his fist hitting something, it blowing your hair back a moment.
“Bah! No fun Saiyan, ruining my surprise.” the creature complains to you, before turning his gaze to Ubo. “And I see the Kryptonian is doing well also.”
“What are you?” Ubo asks, while continuing to push with his left fist against whatever invisible barrier this strange creature erected between them. You see his veins bulging in his left arm, but the tiny man seems unimpressed, no unaffected by Ubo's struggle. Proving to you that this could be some serious trouble.

“What am I? The proper question should be “WHO” am I, not what. But I suppose the finer points of grammar and proper manners are lost on a couple savages like you.” the creature says, taking on a smug demeanor. “I am Mister Mxyzptlk. That's pronounced Miks-yez-pittle-ik, for those of you watching me through your screens..”
“Who were you just talking to?” you ask, wondering why the being turned AWAY from the two of you to address the empty air.
“Don't worry, your perceptions are far too limited to understand what's actually going on here.” Mister Mxyzptlk says dismissively, turning his attention back to the two of you. “What's more important is that the two of you are going to entertain me.”

“Oh yeah? And why should I?” Ubo asks, you suddenly getting a bad feeling about this. And as the creature narrows his eyes, suddenly his entire head changes colors. It turns from the normal, fleshy color to a raidiant green, Ubo instantly recoiling. “Kryptonite?! How?”
“Magic.” the being replies, smirking as Ubo drops to a knee, shielding his face with his hands. “You see, I'm from the fifth dimension. While you two, and everyone else you know is a third, or at best fourth dimensional being. For centuries, I've been pitting my inter-dimensional magic against schmucks who thought they could best the master.”

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>>5622581
“So you want a fight, is that it?” you ask, clenching your fists as you ready to attack him, Ubo still on the ground. Chilli told you how that rock affects him, the longer Ubo is under its effects the weaker he'll be. It could even kill him! You have to act!

“I want a challenge.” he replies, snapping his fingers and making a screen appear beside him while the emerald glow on his face vanishes. On that screen you see yourself at different points in your life, fighting beings that by all accounts should have gotten you. You see your battle against Lyin' Eyes Requiem, then when you showed up to help Chilli against that god from the golden helmet, all three of your battles with the Arbiter of the Covenant ending with your victory, punching through the Supreme Kai of Time with Divine Dragon Force and watching her disappear, to smaller battles like the battle on Kashvir III against your first dragon, watching as the creature's claw slashes your face and gives that young you the scar you'd gotten on your left cheek. “And YOU, Karn the Fateless, are the perfect adversary. Time after time after time, you've overcome impossible odds. Beaten opponents who by all rights should have had the honor of killing you.”

“So, what you're telling me is you want to be the one to do it?” you reply, taking your fighting stance. But as you do, the door behind this fifth dimensional weirdo opens, Nail stepping out. “Nail, don't get close! This thing's-!”
“What's goi-?” he starts to ask, when the floating imp creature points a finger blindly behind his back, firing a lightning quick beam that Nail is unable to avoid. It strikes him with a flash of light, and when it clears you see that Nail has been turned into one of the leafy vegetables the Namekians tend to rooted in the ground.
“That's right! You an' me, big guy! I want to see what's got people so up in a huff about you for myself.” he replies, a worrying glint in his eye as Ubo pushes himself back up beside you. “So bring it on. Hit me with your best shot!”

Well? What now?
>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power
>Rush forward, summon Divine Dragon Force and swing for his chest. No matter what powers he has, the Stand's power can take him down
>Guided Eye Beams, carve this strange creature to pieces immediately
>Tell him to get clear of Elder Guru's home, then drop down the double Event Horizon on his head
>Other(write in)

>>5622588
>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power

>>5622588
>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power

>>5622588
>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power
Keep in mind, "empty" means "devoid of life",.not "featureless".
I expect nothing less than the best setting from a friend of McGurk's

>>5622610
“You really think you can play me like that?”

>>5622621
Perhaps.

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>>5622598
>>5622605
>>5622610
>>5622598
>>5622605
>>5622610
Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power wins it. Writing.
"Hey, where are the rolls? I want to see more dice!"
Patience, Mr. Mxyzptlk. Soon.

Rolled 1 + 0 (1d1 + 0)

>>5622656
You wanna see some dice? I gotcha big man.

>>5622669
“Aaaaaand saved for the next dice roll. Enjoy that one you rolled loser!”

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>He knows about LER
>He most likely knows about Carnival Forever Requiem
>Can magic anything into existence

>>5622680
Now hold on, -I- still make the rules around here Mr. Mxyzptlk. And I can still overrule you, at least for now.

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>>5622680
You could bank that roll for later OR you could exchange it for the contents of-
THE MYSTERY BOOOOOOOOX!
No peaking by the way.

>>5622690
>No peaking by the way.
Too late, I already peaked in high school.

>>5622701
Many such cases.

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>>5622588
“Hold on. If you want my best, we can't do this here.” you tell him, glancing to Nail's new vegetable form and Ubo, who is looking furious. “Take the two of us to an empty planet so I can cut loose, and I'll show you what I've got.”
“But-?” Ubo starts, you cutting him off.
“Ubo, I need you to get even stronger.” you say aloud, then add telepathically. “And if I don't come back, someone needs to know what happened. If I'm not back within an hour, tell Meloka, Chilli, and Freeza what happened.”

He looks like he wants to argue, but after you add in your request via telepathy he simply nods, looking none too happy about it.
“I will do my best.” Grand Elder Guru says, voice carrying outside his home. “Good luck, Karn. We're all counting on you.”
“Hrmmm, where should we take this?” the small man ponders aloud for a few moments before a lightbulb appears over his head, flicking on and illuminating. “I got it! The PERFECT battleground!”

And with another snap of his fingers you're gone, reappearing beside the creature to find yourself in a fiery hellscape. You're standing on what appears to be some sort of stone tower, mostly submerged in the lava below. But at least he didn't bring you over directly in that mess.

“Tada! Planet Shaar, just how your wife and daughter left it.” Mr Mxyzptlk says with a smile. “And look, several cameras are still here and operational. Oh you hoo, boys! Over here!”

And to your surprise, the cameras turn at the small man's command,then fly over and encircling the two of you. Getting everything on camera.

“There we go, an empty world with no one living on it to worry about killing.” Mister Mxyzptlk says, exaggeratedly stretching both arms over his head before staring you down. “Now, show me what you've got.”

cont

>>5622769
Well? What do you do?
>Start with your Guided Eye Beams, carve him up
>Rush and attack, try and overwhelm the magical creature with raw power and aggression
>Red Dawn, obliterate him and leave nothing left
>Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page ot of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first
>Tell him you're ready, but just before fighting Instant Transmissino away back to Ubo's side on Planet Namek
>Other(write in)

>>5622770
>Tell him you're ready, but just before fighting Instant Transmissino away back to Ubo's side on Planet Namek
Fuck this clown.

>>5622773
That's not fair. Clowns are actually fun to be around.

>>5622776
Debatable.
If he wants this he can schedule something with our manager.

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>>5622770
Wait a minute WHAT THE FUCK MYX YOU CANT DO THAT YOU DICK
>>5622776
BEGONE, CLOWN SYMPATHIZER

>>5622770
>>Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page ot of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first

>>5622770
>Rush and attack, try and overwhelm the magical creature with raw power and aggression
HE'S IN THE GODDAMN CHOICE PROMPTS

I'M SCARED.

>>5622770
>Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page out of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first.

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>>5622770
What the fuck is going on? Why did my name change? He's growing too powerful. Anyways:
>>5622773
>>5622782
>>5622784
>>5622802
Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page out of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first wins it. Writing.
"Hold on, where are the dice? You can't just have an attack without dice! You're cheating!"
No, I just rolled the dice earlier, before you realized what's happening.

First DC: 55
Second DC: 70
Third DC: ??
And with a 95/55, 78/70, and 88/?? you're in trouble.
"Oh shi-!"

>>5622826
The Master has met the Grand(Dragon) Master it seems.
Though I guess it makes sense that he'd get played by a farm boy again.

>>5622829
“Oi oi oi, we’re not talking about that guy here. Or I’ll send YOU to Metropolis when Doomsday shows up!”

>>5622837
Yeah well how about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF60E1l014

>>5622851
“No, you’d enjoy that far too much.”

>>5622851
As an anonymous image board user, I already gay. Sending me there is entirely redundant.

>>5622837
Round two will be fun. And the soft Kryptonian can be a good club if nothing else.

>>5622870
As per Superman: Red & Blue issue #1 (2021), Clark DOES actually make a pretty good improvised weapon in the right hands.

>>5622873
Between us and Ubo, we can take turns.

>>5622883
He only weighs 235lbs in 1G. We could even let the kids take turns swinging him around.

>>5622891
That'd be a sight to see, a small child using Superman as a club.

Almost done with this update, had to quickly read up on gravity

>>5622985
That Mixel-spit guy can't be all bad if he's making you educate yourself I suppose.

>>5622985
Gravity makes things move. And also not move.

>>5622993
Nip-Moot I am not amused by this prank.

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>>5622770
“Perfect. Now I can show you my true power!” you exclaim, clenching your fists and powering up to your Ascended Berserker form's full power. But as you do, he immediately starts shaking his head, frowning.
“No no no, that's not YOUR full power. And we BOTH know it.” he replies, then snaps his fingers. “C'mon, show me your full power!”

“Look, if you're wanting that power, you are a few years too early.” you tell him with a sigh. “Until I perform the Super Saiyan God ritual, I can't freely access that power.”
“Really? Fine then, how about I give you a helping hand?” he asks, smiling with a mischievous gleam in his eye. He then points at you, snapping his fingers. And everything goes red. Or, rather, green.

“GRRRRYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out as something tears in your chest and head, power surging uncontrollably through your body. Every single muscle in your body feels like they are being torn apart, you screaming out in agony as power starts leaking out from your body. You feel your entire being get torn apart, ripped to shreds by the power tearing through you. Everything goes dark, you finding yourself back in a familiar, dark void. “Wait, I'm here? Why am I back in this reali-?”
“GRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” you hear a voice roar, turning to see him once more. The Berserker Soul. “HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”

“Dammit!” you mutter, bracing yourself to wrest control of yourself over this other dimensional power. But before you can, Mr. Mxyzptlk appears between the two of you. “What?”
“I don't have time to watch this, I want to see what you can do, not if you can 'overcome yourself' or any nonsense.” he says, then waves his hand. And you're back on Planet Shaar like nothing happened, except you can feel it. Your power is surging, even higher than it was against the Time Patrol the day before. A LOT higher. “There. Now you're in control, so let's get on with this. I want to see what you've got.”

“How...?” you mutter, then shake your head. That's not important right now, what IS important is that you fight this creature with everything you've got. He somehow followed you to another reality, if he can do that and instantly subdue the Berserker Soul like that, you have to stop this thing. Or at least keep it from turning its power on your family! “HRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!”

Your power surges, blazing higher than ever before! The lava around you is blown away, revealing more of the ancient temple ruins that you're standing on a moment before you blast off into the sky, throwing your arms wide. He wants to see your best shot? Then you'll give him an attack more powerful than anything you've ever thrown!

cont

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>>5623003
As you soar into the sky you throw your arms wide, flooding that overwhelming power surging throughout your body down to your palms. Within seconds more power than you'd gather and combine for a Final Flash is in EACH hand, the dual emerald orbs several times your own size.

“HAAAAAA!!” you roar, swinging both directly overhead, slamming them into each other. You've never worked with so much power before, it almost instantly trying to explode. But you force the two energies to start merging, compressing them down together into a swirling orb of conflicting energies as big around as you are tall overhead, then you feel it. The energies mesh and merge, power increasing exponentially. Unable to suppress the size anymore you let the orb expand, it growing impossibly large in seconds. In the time it takes you to take a breath it is already bigger around than the entirety of the Lucrehulk, and still growing. You keep letting the power expand until you're holding an orb the size of a smaller moon overhead, calling down to the magic man.

“Just remember, you asked for this!” you bellow down to him. “Don't blame me for what happens next! EVENT! HORIIIIZOOOOOOON!!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLDtlBlSLxA

And with that, you launch the attack. The titanic, moon-sized orb drops, its mass so large you feel the gravitational pull from the attack on top of its normal pull, forcing you to resist getting pulled in yourself. You watch as lava from the dying world gets pulled up, cyclones of flame and molten rock absorbed into the titanic attack as it drops lower and lower. But you're not done, not with a single attack. You're going to ABSOLUTELY make sure this bastard dies. And your son Broly showed you how to significantly increase the power of your Event Horizon. Throw a second one into the first.

“HAAAAAA!!” you roar, again gathering your ki as the massive attack slowly drops towards the planet. Forcing your energy out, you make a second massive, star-busting attack overhead just as you feel the first hit something solid, and with a roar throw it down as well. “TAKE THIIIIIIS!!”

The second Event Horizon drops at the same speed as the first, glacially slow as whatever is keeping your first attack from dropping keeps pushing it back. But then your orbs collide, the two Event Horizon orbs simultaneously trying to absorb each other. The two titanic masses of ki, each with raw power that rivals Golden Freeza's, suddenly start to merge.

cont

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>>5623012
As you watch, the energies of the two massive Event Horizons' energy starts getting pulled down into the center point, the impact space of the two massive attacks. You watch as the mind-bending levels of power start getting absorbed into that center point. You watch as, for the briefest of moments you can actually SEE Mister Mxyzptlk through the thinning aura, but then the energies surging down into that point reach some sort of critical mass, forming a small point of what looks to be true Dark. And the rest of the energy, that not absorbed down into that tiny point of darkness explodes.

“BARR-!” you shout, trying to activate your shield to protect you from the blast, but it is far too fast. The sudden explosion consumes you, everything consumed by the impossibly bright light. You feel the surging energy trying to blow you away, yet there is another force. Something else, another force pulling you TOWARDS that central impact point despite the energy blasting outwards from it in all directions. The drawing force quickly overpowers the explosive energy repulsing you, the energy and light of the blast dying out. And as you open your eyes, you see what your attack wrought. “Woah...”

You see the pinpoint of absolute darkness is now halo'd by rings of light, one around it from behind making it a circle, illuminating it against the rapidly-deconstructing planet below getting sucked in. And the horizontal ring as well, the lights spinning around and around that point of absolute darkness. The pull from that point of darkness continues increasing by the second, the light from your emerald aura getting pulled down and into it as well.

But what do you do now?
>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee
>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?
>Call out the guy's name, see if he's still around and answers before you leave this place behind
>Other(write in)

>>5623014
>Call out the guy's name, see if he's still around and answers before you leave this place behind

>>5623014
>>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee

>>5623014
>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?
See, there's a reason that one's called "The Event Horizon". I hope the cameras managed to capture some of that before they got disintegrated.

>>5623014
>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately.

>He'll probably escape but the battlefield will hurt us more than him.

>>5623014
>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?

I'm sure that didn't get you, you little shit, but we will make sure you have a bad time one way or another.

Please tell me he did his due diligence and masked our little tussle. I don't want Whis catching wind of our true might just yet.

>>5623014
>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee
>The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right?

Wow, that attack may have actually done something if he's too preoccupied to talk shit in the thread.

>>5623076
He's just stuck in the 4th dimension for a while. I give him five minutes.

>>5623079
My condolences, I can only imagine how bad the traffic is over there.

>>5623052
"HA!"
>>5623024
>>5623026
>>5623027
>>5623030
>>5623033
>>5623069
The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right? wins it. Roll me a 2d100.

First DC: 50
Second DC: ??

Rolled 3, 40 = 43 (2d100)

>>5623107

Rolled 71, 64 = 135 (2d100)

>>5623107

Rolled 55, 56 = 111 (2d100)

>>5623107
Scram, you!

Rolled 16, 79 = 95 (2d100)

>>5623107

>>5623014
>fucked around
>immediately found out
Well...this is something. Event Horizon lives up to its name. I hope that she's seeing this and fearing this. In other news congrats with the new milestone, adding "created a fucking black hole" in the list of awesome feats

>>5623117
AW GODDAMNIT! IT WAS THE SCRAWNY LITTLE MAN'S FAULT I SWEAR!

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>>5623110
>>5623111
>>5623113
>>5623116
CORRECTION! This post>>5623117 is wrong. The REAL results are 71/100, 79/100. You're not cutting off the fourth roll for this one, Mr. Mxyzptlk.
"Ehh just a few points, what's the difference?"

You will however be getting a call from Vox later

A thought sparked in my head, aren't fuckers like Mr. M supposed to be Beerus's problem? Is casual rewriting of the universe a crime? I hope it is.

>>5623133
Ah, just Vox. Had me worried there for a second man.
If it's about the planet, surely we can help him recoup his losses with a few exhibition matches, right?

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>>5623141
That's like suggesting a drawing beating the shit out of the artist. That would never happen.

>>5623141
As far as I know, there's no third dimensional being that can actually enforce any rules regarding a fifth dimensional being's trespass.
MAYBE Xeno or the Grand Priest would be able to contact the appropriate authorities, but otherwise, nothing doing.

>>5623154
Zeno, not Xeno.
Credit where credit is due, Mxyzptlk at least has an appropriately unique and memorable name for a higher being.

>>5623147
>>5623154
Oh, so he's UP THERE up there. But why is he here? I'd assume the 5th dimension is more fun.

>>5623182
You're right, but our friend here isn't exactly aware of the more important things in life.
If he was, he wouldn't be fighting just Karn, nor would he be galivanting to lower dimensions in the first place.

>>5623182
>But why is he here?
He's kind of retarded.

>>5623133
Uh oh, Vox wasn't using that planet for anything right?

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>>5623014
As you look at the results of your attack, you watch as more and more matter from the planet starts getting drawn into that pinpoint of darkness. But while doing so the gravitational pull increases by the second, the entire planet below is seemingly being absorbed into that pinpoint of darkness. More and more mass is absorbed by the second, the pull increasing exponentially every moment. You try and fly back away from it, only to feel your own body being pulled down.

“Tch. HAAAAAA!!” you roar, expelling overflowing energy as you try and power through the pull and away, only to come to a horriffic realization: even at THIS new level of power, you're still getting pulled down towards that Darkness in the center! This isn't good, you have to move! But how? “Oh, right.”

You stop fighting the gravity's increasing pull, relaxing as you bring your right hand to your forehead. And with a moment's thought, focusing back on Ubo's power, you disappear. One second your body is being pulled down and crushed by intense pressure, the next you find yourself being blasted back by a near-equal force.

“WOAH!” you exclaim, planting your feet and bracing yourself against the explosion, looking up to see Grand Elder Guru's hand atop Ubo's head, his crimson aura blazing up around him. The elder's clothes are flowing and rippling in the windstorm along with his antennae, Ubo's power actually slowly sliding his seat away! But as Ubo's power continues to rise, for a moment you see his being change. For a single split-instant, his entire body and uniform turns golden, his energy rising beyond anything you've ever felt. Even among the Time Patrol, Chronoa, Mechikabura, anyone. In that instant, you feel that Ubo's power could truly be limitless.

But before even half an instant passed that golden glow disappears as suddenly as it appears. His aura immediately returns to his usual red, body retaking its usual colors as the blazing light and aura slowly fades away. You look from Ubo's back to Guru, the elder seemingly having sensed what you had as he looks upon the Kryptonian in shock. Tenderly the elder pulls his hand away from Ubo, resting it back on his chair's arm as Ubo looks down to his hands, seeing his crimson aura faintly even as he consciously tries to power back down.

“I have done what I can, but your true power lies even deeper.” Grand Elder Guru says, sighing out as he sinks a little bit into his chair.
“I saw it.” Ubo says, to no one in particular, looking at his hands. “I saw everything.”

cont

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>>5623203
“First time?” comes a familiar, obnoxious voice as Mister Mxyzptlk reappears, looking none the worse for wear for being at the center of that massive attack. “Ahh, I remember seeing the limits of my own reality for the first time myself, back in the day.”
“How did you escape?” you ask the tiny creature, shocked. “Even I couldn't escape that blast with all this power.”

“That's simple. I let it pull me in, and got pulled into the fourth dimension for a few moments.” the creature says, Ubo not paying him any attention as he continues to stare down at his own hands, deaf to the world. “Then it was just a quick hop back over into this reality. Not gonna lie, didn't expect you to create a black hole there. Your power is even greater than I'd thought.”

Well, what now?
>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here?
>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home
>Telepathically tell Elder Guru to talk with and distract him, while you get Divine Dragon Force to try and sneak attack him. No matter how powerful this creature is, it won't survive its own power being turned against it
>Ask Ubo why this thing felt familiar, if he's seen anything like Mister Mxyzptlk before
>Telepathically reach out to Towa, ask what she knows of the fifth dimension and how you can send something from there back
>Other(write in)

>>5623203
>>5623205
So Ubo is basically Jesus now, ok.
>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here?
I want to ask him to turn Nail back because Nail is honestly a cool guy, but we can certainly live without him.

>>5623205
>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here?

>>5623207
>So Ubo is basically Jesus now, ok.
No, Guru just tried to unlock his POTENTIAL. Which he clearly was incapable of, only letting Ubo glimpse what he could become and not pushing him to that level.

>>5623205
>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home
It should be pretty obvious just throwing a big attack at him wouldn't be satisfying, even if it is THE big attack.
It's also a bit of an inconvenience being this big and angry, so maybe letting us cruise at our regular speed would be better for making a real nail biter.

>>5623205
>>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home

>>5623205
>Telepathically reach out to Towa, ask what she knows of the fifth dimension and how you can send something from there back

>>5623210
...Jesus pre-timeskip then. Cold's fears seem just a little more justified now.

>>5623217
It's just a Kryptonian thing. Supes does the same goofy shit. They all do. Cold's fearboner is absolutely justified.

>>5623205
>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home
be nice to the fifth-dimensional fae, everyone

>>5623225
>be nice to the fifth-dimensional fae, everyone
No, he's rude.

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>>5623207
>>5623209
>>5623211
>>5623212
>>5623216
>>5623225
Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home wins it. Roll me a-

"No, a roll won't be necessary. After all, the fun's just beginning! That's a rather nice family you have there, would be a shame if something...Happened to it."
>mfw

>>5623233
You CAN'T stop me from calling a roll for this, Mister Mxyzptlk. Roll me a single d100 everyone, taking the best of first four rolls here in this form.

"Ah-Hey! No fair!"

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5623237
YEEEEAAAARRTTTTT

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5623233
>>5623237
>spoiler

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5623237

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5623237
FINAL SHINE ATTACK!!!!

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>>5623238
>>5623240
>>5623241
>>5623242
94/100. Most impressive. Writing.
"No way, he cheated! That wasn't a real roll! He just copy-pasted bold text in!"
You and I both know that was a legitimate roll, stop crying because you're losing.
"Grrr! I'll show you!"

>>5623242
Good job Ben.

>>5623242
The one time that attack worked. Ya did good Ben

>>5623242
With great power comes great responsibility. Ya did good kid.

>>5623245
You'll learn why Karn's greatest name is Dad.

Still, I really want a mini road trip arc with Ubo taking him over to the last place we saw Superman and introducing them.

>>5623274
Given how we're acquainted with him now, it should be as simple as reaching out to him telepathically and teleporting over.

>>5623278
>Batman Heart Attacks intensify.

>>5623281
>>5623278
>He can teleport at will, and is as, if not stronger than Clark, this is dangerous, there must be something in his mind
>He has telepathy.....WHY DOES HE HAVE TELEPATHY
>Annd he has telekinesis too....
>WHY CAN HE MAKE BLACKHOLES, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
>Calm down Bruce, calm down, no Kryptonite, but that just means he must have some other weakness
>There is no weakness.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE HAS NO WEAKNESS?!
Honestly, the only thing Bats can do is get lucky and find a Nefarious lab....oh God no.

I wonder how Ubo will take to teaching students, or having Karn come by to do his drill sergeant routine.

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>>5623205
“Mister Mxyzptlk, I appreciate you allowing me to reach this level of power. Even if just for a little bit.” you tell him, giving the inter-dimensional being a proper Saiyan salute. “But with that done, I've shown you my best, so could you power me back down now? After all, I don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home.”
“Oh don't worry, the Namekian's home isn't the one you should worry about.” he replies, snapping his fingers. And just like that you find that you're no longer on Namek anymore. You're back on New Salda, your home, standing beside Ubo right next to your old ship you live in. And the little man floating in the air before you, legs crossed as if sitting on the air itself. “You should worry about your own. After all, you're about to destroy it.”

And then he again snaps his fingers, your vision going red and tunneling down as there's some sort of screeching sound in your ears. Distantly you hear someone roaring out in pain, or maybe anger. But your absolute hatred, the RAGE you feel at what the little man just said, the threat he made keeps you somehow focused on him through all of this. You feel the blackness drawing you in, pulling you under, you faintly recognizing the other reality's pull trying to take you under and let the Berserker Soul control your body. But that doesn't matter, none of it matters. Because all that matters is stopping this bastard from hurting your family!

“I WON'T LET YOU!!” you roar, exploding off the ground and grabbing him by the head with both hands. And squeeze. “DIE!”
“Wha-?!” is all he has time to say before you crush his balloon-like head between your hands, splattering his insides all over you and Ubo. Who you distantly hear gasp, but your focus is entirely on this little monster. Who you're convinced isn't dead yet, so you launch his body into the air.

“RAAAAA!!” you roar, energy exploding up from around you in a cylinder, blasting up from where you're standing on the ground in a straight line skyward. You watch as his body's consumed, disappearing as if he never were. Leaving you standing there, blood boiling and wanting something else to attack. So you look around, spotting someone you faintly recognize, who despite his clear power looks absolutely shocked. But before he can say anything, you see your target suddenly reappear behind him! Sticking his tongue out of his mouth, DARING to taunt you?! And before you know what you're doing, your body is already moving, rushing full speed at the tiny monster. “HRRRAAAA!! DIIIIEEEEE!!!”

cont

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>>5623296
“Karn?!” the powerfully-built man asks, looking shocked as you approach, ready to defend himself. But as you close in you swing past him, knocking him aside with your right arm as you rush the tiny creature.
“HRRRAAAAAAA!!” you bellow, swinging your strongest left directly at him. The creature's eyes widen in shock, your fist landing square in his face. Or rather, THROUGH his face, you now wearing his head like a vambrace. With a snarl you tear his body off of you with your right, grabbing his limp form by the neck and again throwing him into the sky. “HAAAAAA!”

Thrusting your right hand into the air, you fire a massive wave of ki, erasing this body of that bastard who threatened your family as well. Then once he's gone, you start pounding your chest with your right hand, roaring your challenge to the sky.

“HRRRAAAA!! IS THIS ALL YOU'VE GOT?!!” you roar, throwing your arms wide to the sky. Only for him to reappear within arm's reach, which is a terrible mistake for him.
“Hey, do you have ANY idea how difficult it is to reconstitute your physical form from the molecular level?” he asks, you immediately swinging both arms forward and grabbing him in a bear hug. “Hehe, cute. But I don't swing that way.”

And he disappears, reappearing standing atop one of your home ship's legs a dozen yards away.

“This isn't right, you're supposed to be lost to your rage by now.” he says to himself, looking you over. “But lookatcha! You're still wholly in control! Oh, I know! THIS will get you to lose your mind!”

And with another snap, another person appears between you and him. Your eyes widen, no way. He wouldn't!

“I've had enough of you ruining my fun today, so here's how this is going to go.” he says, holding Okira by her tail over his head with his left, pointing his hand in the shape of a gun at her temple with his right. “You're gonna succumb to your rage, and rampage across this planet indiscriminately. Or you're going to do that with one less child among the living. So, what's it going to be?”

cont

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>>5623299
If you weren't already seeing red, you most certainly would be now! How DARE this bastard threaten your daughter! You can feel your entire body trembling with barely-suppressed rage, feeling desperate to get your daughter away but the rage is making it hard to think clearly. You're faster than this asshole, already blitzed him twice without retaliation. But are you fast enough to get your daughter safely away?

Well? What now?
>Rush and attack, disarm the bastard before he can hurt your daughter then erase him again
>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can
>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that
>Death Slash, cut off his hands simultaneously then his head all in one attack
>Other(write in)

>>5623303
Question, is Okira conscious?

>>5623303
Ah. Fuck this guy.
>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that
KILLLLLL

>>5623303
>>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can

>>5623310
"Oh, she's awake all right." *shakes limp body vigorously for a second* "But I gots her by her tail, she ain't movin' nowhere 'till I let her go. Which I ain't gonna do 'till you've agreed to my terms."

Her tail hasn't been fully trained yet, she can't move or speak while he's got her like this.

>>5623303
>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can

>>5623303
>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that
This SHOULD work, given that there is an actual ki signature in his immediate area.

>>5623303
>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that

>>5623303
>Instant Transmission behind him, and use DDF on him

>>5623303
>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that
You want to die screaming, fine

>>5623334
"Well, SOMEONE'S going to die screaming. But I wouldn't bet on that being me. After all, I'm not even in my final form."

>>5623303
>>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can

As much as I want to torture this guy, M can't be permanently hurt by anything we throw out so far, so if we erase him he's just gunna pop back out again 2 seconds later. But if we can turn his energy against him we might have a chance.

>>5623340
It won't save you from oblivion, abomination.

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>>5623340
BOOOOOOOOOO! STALE MEME! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>5623347
I wonder if that fifth dimension of his is dead memes. What a stinker.

>>5623314
>>5623316
>>5623324
>>5623330
>>5623332
>>5623333
>>5623334
>>5623341
Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that wins it. Roll me a 3d100.

First DC: 6̸̡̥̺͇͕͇̖̱͕̙̿͜5̸̢̯̩̪̳̼͚̐͜
Second DC: 7̵͇͝0̴̫̥̳̍̏
Third DC: ?̷̺̝̗̞̖͒͛̚?̶̯́́͌͘?̶͔̕

"I'm not letting you get away with ruining my fun so easily, you third-dimensional doofus!

>>5623358
The fifth dimension is full of talentless hacks, so yeah, it's probably where memes go to die.

Rolled 33, 33, 98 = 164 (3d100)

>>5623367
No diff

Rolled 58, 62, 91 = 211 (3d100)

>>5623367

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Rolled 90, 23, 64 = 177 (3d100)

>>5623367
FUCK YOU

Rolled 16, 92, 91, 13 = 212 (4d100)

>>5623367
Here we go

Rolled 64, 91, 53 = 208 (3d100)

>>5623367

>>5623375
Nice>>5623376
Still good but too late

Wait shit, I rolled 4d100, is that valid still GD?

>>5623380
If not we still crushed it.

>>5623379
You forget, best of 4 in Berserker 3.
We still need to think of a better name for this form by the way.
DUMBASS CHILD HOSTAGE TAKER, any ideas?

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>>5623370
>>5623371
>>5623372
And I'll take you despite your inability to count here >>5623375
"NO YOU WON'T, I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
Fine, then I'll take this one instead >>5623376
Which gives us: 90/100, 91/100, 98/100. Looks like you're in for it now, Mister Mxyzptlk. Shouldn't have gone for the kid, haven't you learned ANYTHING from watching Karn's fights up till now?

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>>5623370
>>5623371
>>5623372
>>5623375
>>5623385
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
THEY NEVER LEARN

>>5623383
Uh, dude
>>5623370
1
>>5623371
2
>>5623372
3
>>5623375
4 dice but still 4th
>>5623376
Correct 3 dice but came after.
>>5623385
BASED, MUNCHKIN WANTS TO FIGHT RNJESUS, HE CAN FIGHT RNJESUS

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>>5623385
Yeah, honestly, he's just filling out the "Karn W" bingo by himself at this point.
What's next, he gonna pull a Vegeta?

>>5623390
Well...he is dumb enough.

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>>5623385

>karn managed to beat darkseids ass once
>mr. m is now getting shit on because his dumbass didn't bother actually following shit and speedread like a dumbass
>doesn't even realize karn actively gets better RNG and shit starts getting fucking stupid if you do something as suicidal like threatening his kids
some bitch about to get DDF'd, and 5th dimensional shit won't save from that.

>>5623394
He fucked around and found out with the wrong guy, and didn't realise he built up Karns Crit Meter.

>>5623399
Sitting here this whole time and didn't see Karn's SAIYAN RAGE meter building up.

>>5623412
Its right there too, a actual bar is rising over his head, he sees it, ignores it, and still tries to make it rise because he skimmed the survival manual.

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>>5623303
“You-You bastard!!” you snarl through clenched teeth, forcing yourself to remain still despite your entire body and being wanting nothing more than to rush forward and rip that little bastard limb from limb. “How... How DARE you!”
“Good, that's it. Give in to your anger, and rampage!” he shouts, grinning maniacally. You then draw your right hand up to your forehead, Instant Transmission right behind your daughter's ki signature. Before even lowering your right from your forehead you reach out with your left, ripping the little bastard's arm right off. “Gyah?”

“HAAAAAAA!!” you roar, slamming your forehead into his the moment he turns around. You feel his nose crunch from the impact, knocking him off the ship's leg and down to the ground. AS the bastard falls you pry his hand off of Okira's tail, your daughter's eyes shooting open and looking up at you with wide eyes. “Stay back kiddo.”
“Mmmm hmmm.” she replies with noises, nodding slowly as she stares up at you. You turn from her back to the impish creature, still holding his arm and have an idea. So you fly down, landing in front of him as he rises back up to his feet.
“Tsk. Do you really think that you can-” he starts, you swinging his own arm at him. His shoulder slams into the side of his head, knocking the small creature down to the sandy ground. “Guah!”
“You come to MY world. Threaten MY FAMILY?!” you roar, emerald aura overflowing. So you launch his severed arm into the air, raising the same hand overhead and without breaking eye contact unleash a world-shatteringly powerful beam. You let the attack go on for several seconds before ending it, then glaring down at the shocked man. “And think you'll just get to leave? Oh no, I'm going to make you suffer.”

Then before he can react, you stomp down with your right heel, breaking his left shin with an audible snap. Without waiting for his pained scream to stop you drop down onto your left knee, right atop his right knee, which also shatters. You then drop down to your right knee as well, pinning him in place as you crack your knuckles. And for the first time, you see a hint of what COULD be fear in his eyes. Which only makes you more inclined to beat him to death, but you'll have to control your power. Don't want to end his suffering too early.

“HAAAAA!!”

cont

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>>5623489
Your gentle right punch shatters the man's jaw, your follow up left destroying the right side of his jaw as well. So you switch to body shots, each one breaking ribs in a few places. You keep punching his torso, over and over with minimal power over his screams of pain until nothing breaks or snaps when you punch anymore. So you switch to his face, drawing back a heavy right. But then he's gone, his body replaced with Meloka's right as you swing.

“KA-?!” your wife exclaims, horrified as she sees your fist descend. With a snarl you divert your blow, fist slamming into the sand beside her head. You narrowly avoid dealing your wife a devastating blow, but feel your power, your rage both surging higher and higher. This bastard wants to kill your family! He wants YOU to be the one to do it for him too, and for that you're gonna make him PAY!
“BASTARD!!” you roar to the sky, power blazing higher and higher as your fury builds. Your vision tunnels down to a pinpoint, but you remain in control, unleashing another massive wave of ki into the sky. “QUIT RUNNING AND FACE ME YOURSELF!!”

“You want my real power? Oh, trust me pal you don't want my REAL power. You can't handle it!” his voice comes from behind, you turning to see him sitting there, perfectly fine as if you hadn't just beaten him seconds ago into bloody paste. “But, perhaps I can show you a little bit of what I can really do. Just a taste.”

And there, before your eyes, he begins to change. His body begins to rapidly grow, quickly becoming even taller than you as he also grows more muscular, his head distorting and elongating vertically as energy you've never seen before suddenly becomes visible around his shape. He loses most of his color, turning dark with pink highlights to accentuate his form as pink sparks dance through his energy. And then, as he towers above you, he points to you once more.

“Now, I command you! Lose control! Rampage wildly!” he orders, you suddenly feeling immense pressure in your head. As if YOUR head was like Trunks' caught in the hands of someone far more powerful than you and squeezing down. The pain causes you to cry out, dropping to a knee but managing to keep glaring at the monstrous 'true' form of the imp before you.
“BAS-! TARD!” you snarl through the pain, through clenched teeth, the creature's jaw dropping a bit at your defiance. Now may be your chance!

But what do you do?
>votes in next post

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>>5623492
Well? What do you do?
>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form
>Dash forward and grab him, readying a Grinder but don't let your power loose until you make it up and out of New Salda's atmosphere. Reduce this bastard to dust
>Summon the Stand wrapped around your arm and use its Wish to banish this creature from your reality and bar its entry
>He wants to see your full power, you'll SHOW him full power! Grab him with your telekinesis so he can't slip away, and crush him to death in your mental grip
>You suddenly remember what Aku'd told you of the Bloodstone long ago, summon Divine Dragon Force and use its wish to trap his soul WITHIN the stone itself
>Other(write in)

>>5623496
>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form
I know the stone would hold him, but I don't want to risk him contaminating our soul via his contact. Though he could be a good punching bag for the Berserker Gods.....

>>5623496
>>Summon the Stand wrapped around your arm and use its Wish to banish this creature from your reality and bar its entry

>>5623496
>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form
Thanks for once again demonstrating you have the reading comprehension of a toddler you fucking imp.

>>5623496
>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form

>>5623496
>>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form

I'm fucking hot for the soulstone idea but I really don't want to deal with this asshole being a shitty genie every time we try and draw from the stone.

>>5623496
>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form
Stupid ass.

>>5623496
>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form

>>5623505
>>5623506
>>5623507
>>5623508
>>5623509
>>5623513
>>5623518
Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form wins. Roll me a single d100.

DC: 70

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5623541

>>5623541
Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d100)

“Fail! FAIL! YOU MUST FALL!!”

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5623541

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5623541
Fuck you M.

>>5623545
>doesn't even roll his dice right
THIS STUPID MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T EVEN COUNT!
POINT AND LAUGH!

>>5623545
>putting it in bold
>implying you have any power here

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>>5623545
Your fake rolls won't change your fate, Mister Mxyzptlk! You can't stop Karn now!

Anyone want that fourth roll? Before Mr. Mxyzptlk decides to figure out how to do it correctly?

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5623560
i'll take it

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>>5623544
>>5623546
>>5623549
>>5623561
Another amazing roll in the clutch, 91/100. You did it! Writing!
"No, I won't let it end like this! You won't kill me!"

>>5623563
You killed yourself, witness your grave as you have dug the hole

Btw, I just want to point out, if GD doesn't retcon this all for April Fools, Whis now knows how strong Berserker 3 is, to prepare Beerus for it, Karn has SOME experience resisting the true rage monster, and Golden Ubo is a far distant possibility which is frankly terrorfying.

>>5623571
Meh, it'll be fine.

>>5623563
>TFW Mr. M is not even remotely close to the scariest clown karn has dealt with and is a practically benign bug comparatively
>TFW Mr. M should just go back to the kryptonian who runs around in his underwear and a baby blanket as a cape instead like the 3rd rate overgrown mook he is

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>>5623496
“HRRRRYAAAAAAA!!” you roar, forcing yourself back up to your feet. The extra-dimensional being takes an uncertain step back, eyes widening in surprise. “You're gonna PAY! Divine Dragon Force!”
“GRRROOOOAAAAR!!” the crimson-scaled Stand bellows as it materializes, you kick off the ground. Your emerald power explodes out around you as you draw up every ounce of strength you've got, blitzing the being before you.

“DIE!!!” you bellow, swinging your right fist forward and aiming your punch for the now much larger target.
“GRRRAAAAAAA!!” Divine Dragon Force bellows, the two of you bellowing out together as you close in.
“You won't stop me!” Mister Mxyzptlk roars, throwing both hands forward to try and block. Something invisible slams into you, trying to slow you down, but his bullshit magic can't stop you. Divine Dragon Force shatters the attack or defense the extra-dimensional monster threw up to stop you, you charging the rest of the distance and slamming your fist and Divine Dragon Force straight through his chest. “Guah! Wh-What?”

“NOW!” you call out, the crimson-scaled Stand bellowing as it extends, wrapping around and around the creature, binding it in place before raising its eyes to meet his.
“PERISH.” Divine Dragon Force says, eyes flashing as Mister Mxyzptlk's own widen in shock and horror.
“Wait, what are you doing? You can't erase me, I should be immune!” the creature calls, looking down in horror as its body begins disintegrating around the hole your fist and Stand made. “No no no no, this isn't right, I can't die! Not to some lowly three-dimensional garbage like you!”

As he shouts in outrage and denial, his body is quickly consumed by whatever energy fifth-dimensional beings thrive off of. Realizing that he's going to die, he then looks to you, expression changing to one of calm as he smirks.

“Not bad. But it won't work next time. Kltpzyxm.” he says, and just like that he's gone. His remaining body just vanishes, disappearing without a trace as Divine Dragon Force recoils from the space, hissing in pain.
“Are you alright?” you ask, not remembering a time ever seeing your Stand actually in pain. “What happened?”
“He got away, escaped back to his own dimension where I couldn't follow.” Divine Dragon Force says, and as he does you feel your own power plummet. Your might drops exponentially, you falling down to your knees as the wind is knocked from your chest. But then it gets worse.

cont

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>>5623614
Suddenly you can't breathe, and even worse you can almost feel your heart stopping in your chest. Your fingers and toes go numb, you losing all sense of touch in a matter of seconds. But that's not the only sense, your sight, hearing, everything. You feel your mind sinking, dropping down deeper and deeper into a black void, unable to resist its pull. And after a moment of disorienting movement, feeling as if you're both falling and ascending, forward and reverse at the same time, find yourself back in that other reality. Or what's left of it at least. And staring a bigger, angrier version of yourself down.

“GRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, charging straight towards you.
“I know what you are now.” you mutter to yourself, transforming back into your Ascended Berserker form as you ready yourself for a battle for control.

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 paused-

>>5623615
That's it for tonight, everyone enjoy this April Fools day wild ride? Ready to deal with that other reality's Berserker Soul once more, to try and assert dominance over that otherworldly, limitless rage? Did you expect everything to go as relatively smoothly as it did against a being you couldn't truly comprehend? Ready to see what happens next, as well as the implications this gremlin's actions will and won't have on the universe as a whole? All this and more, when Saiyan Conqueror Quest continues in twelve hours, at noon EST.

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“You all may have won this time, but next time I’LL be the one who comes out on top! Mark my words, I won’t go easy on you again! I’ll be back, and when I do you all are gonna be sorry!”

>>5623620
I'll never be a Canadian you upjumped leprechaun.

>>5623620
You will be locked in a room with three of us, and you will only have the blood of your anus as lube. It'll be an empty, timeless void, you'll enjoy it eventually.

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>>5623618
>Did you expect everything to go as relatively smoothly as it did against a being you couldn't truly comprehend?
Of course. It was almost guaranteed he'd lose sight of things and leave himself open given how much he outclassed us.
Punching above our weight class is our forte after all. He would have known that if he actually read the backlog instead of speed-reading it.
>Ready to see what happens next, as well as the implications this gremlin's actions will and won't have on the universe as a whole?
I'm more ready to teach this big angry fuck a lesson and go visit Uncle Cold.

>>5623614
The fuck does saying his name backwards do to DDF?
>>5623628
What is it?

>>5623628
Please tell me why this was even posted here.

>>5623623
>>5623626
He finally left my room, we're free. He's gone.
>>5623628
Wow, someone clearly doesn't like SCQ. Well, good for them, they didn't just bitch about it and actually ran their own quest.
>>5623629
He knew your Stand could be trouble, if his real form got hit by it. But in his anger at you just slapping his lesser form's shit, he lost a bit of control.
Good luck.
>>5623631
>do to DDF
Nothing. But it tried to keep up the destruction, traveling WITH it through dimensions but was anchored here to you, snapping it back as if a rubber band stretched out and snapped.
>>5623635
They got it in before the buzzer, so it counts as an april fool's joke. 7/10 for the effort, 3/10 for the content.

>>5623628
I got lost several times trying to read that. Maybe they were just not trying since it was an April Fools thing. If not they need some practice.

>>5623641
>He knew your Stand could be trouble, if his real form got hit by it.
The real danger wasn't DDF, but Imagine Dragon. I think you know exactly why I asked about Okira earlier.
She's also getting her tail trained up right away, we gotta start doing that earlier for all the kids.

>>5623641
Also I asked why that link was posted because it seems like that anon (with a single post to their ID) was trying to stoke outrage between us and those guys over there.
Their opinions on this quest and the quality of that omake in the link aside, I really don't take kindly to people trying to get us to fling shit at each other.
They have their stuff over their, we have our stuff over here, just as it should be.
No fucking bullshit necessary.

>>5623649
I don't even get how that would be used to shitstir. It just seemed like a scatterbrained "looky here" more than anything else.

>>5623647
I wish the qm luck, it takes years to build the talent.
>>5623648
I knew, but he didn't. He was focused on you and you alone.
Yes, soon as she's ready. Have to wait until they're old enough to start controlling it, as beneath a certain age they'll just pull right off.
>>5623649
Maybe it was the qm themself, acting as anon and trying to gauge my reaction to him butchering characters who look like mine. But if they were looking to get a rise out of me, well then sorry to disappoint.
>>5623652
I'm assuming a new qm, trying to get eyes by referencing what others already know and showing off how super cool their OC is by how many other cool OCs they can beat up.

>>5623654
Regardless of who it was and why they did, I don't appreciate it, but I guess it was harmless in the end.
I wish that QM the best of luck with their endeavors.

>>5623659
>I wish that QM the best of luck with their endeavors.
This. The world needs more QMs, especially dedicated ones.

>>5623654
>showing off how super cool their OC is by how many other cool OCs they can beat up.
brb gonna make my own OC that is part angel part devil part hentai-logic-harem-mc-isekai-cheat-code-guy part ironing board that was born with a base PL of 6 billion that can also go super saiyan. Plus she's got heterochromia.

If they want attention they could just come in and say they're a fan. It's always nice to see new blood in the game. Even if they come from a cursed land.

>>5623628
Rent free. Some people really know how to seethe about the popularity of something they don’t personally like.

>>5623663
>Plus she's got heterochromia.
The truest early warning sign of an approaching Mary Sue.
>>5623673
May just be reference, don't immediately jump on the hatewagon yourself. After all, I've poked fun at other quests' MCs before without meaning any harm. Granted, most of the time the quests are long dead, but still.

>>5623689
I’ve read the chat and the posts from the QM themselves. It’s definitely a case of rent free. You hate to see it!

>>5623689
>The truest early warning sign of an approaching Mary Sue.
The classic Donut Steel trait.

>most of the time the quests are long dead
Genuinely miss Saffron. It was a silly little quest. Can't even remember the name of it.

>>5623691
rip

>>5623691
I haven't looked, not taking the time to figure that site I don't read out. Just like that other one with the alien mascot.
>>5623693
True.
Yes, same here. But that qm and their MC had potential, despite Saff being a part demon part kai.

>>5623693
oh, it was Another Dragon Ball Quest or something. that qm went to akun before dropping off the face of the earth

>>5623697
Ironically, I found Akun to be the harder of the two to get started on. If you’re not a known face there and aren’t writing smut, readership and participation will be low for a long time.
Conversely, starting a quest on /qst/ seems to have a much better initial turnout, provided the writing is even halfway decent and the premise is good.

>>5623242
That'll do Uncle Ben, that'll do

Just had a random scary thought related to this quest: When we fought Buu, Guldo was Buu's first target to turn into candy and consume, right? And Guldo's signature ability is to stop time for as long as he can hold his breath. What would happen if something like Buu, who has no need to breathe, got ahold of his power? Did he know?

>>5623978
>What would happen if something like Buu, who has no need to breathe, got ahold of his power?
Presumably the same thing as Dio hypothetically reaching his full potential and just stopping time indefinitely until Chronoa steps in.

>>5623654
I couldn't even figure out how to start reading the obvious shitpost, the format hurt to look at.

>>5623691
You mean that text box beside the "story"? I didn't see anything mentioning us.

>>5623978
I don't think he knew, he just went for the smallest thing he could fit in his mouth.

>>5624107
>starting with the appetizers first
And here I was calling him stupid.

>>5624113
I didn't even see that line, where was that?

>>5624113
meant to reply to >>5624111

>>5624115
Ah, fair enough.>>5624113
Yeah, its Buu, fatty has the brain of a toddler.

>>5623697
Was a real shame, could have gone places.
>>5623709
I've not gone nor will I, hopefully.
>>5623746
Ha, nice.
>>5623978
It would have been rough for most everyone, leaving only Karn and Chilli of those present able to fight him.
>>5624082
She would have too, had Karn and Chilli failed. But wouldn't show without overwhelming support.
>>5624113
Ha

Soon?

>>5624247
SOON

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>>5623615
You watch as the larger you, covered in injuries and blood, snarling as it charges you. But you remain calm, taking a focusing breath and wait for it to get close. But as it does, drawing back a right to swing, you also draw back your right. Not consciously, your arm moved before you were even ready to defend yourself, you wondering for a moment what's happening. But then realize that you're no longer smaller than that raging soul, and with a fierce battle cry swing your right with all your might.

“HRRRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, putting your full power into the swing.
“GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, your fists smashing together with world-shattering force. Then, almost in perfect sync, you both pull your rights back and swinging with your lefts. You match blows with this angry soul for what feels like hours but was probably no more than a minute before he tries grabbing you. So, you reach out, grabbing his hands with your own and turning it to a contest of power. Which, after a few moments, you realize was a terrible idea. Without the power of a Berserker Soul yourself, he quickly starts overwhelming you. Pushing you back while twisting your hands and wrists, torquing them near the breaking point. So, in a moment of near-desperation you swing with your head, slamming your forehead into the other you's nose, shattering it. “GRRYAAAH!!”

In response to having his nose broken, which is clearly not the first time for that timeline's you, you immediately take advantage of the opening by flying back, getting some distance between you before he can grab you again.

But what now? How do you fight this stronger version of yourself?
>Use your anger and attack, overpower the Berserker Soul's anger with your own
>Activate your Energy Body and defend, see if his power can keep his offense going long enough to overcome your heavy defenses
>Keep your distance, use your ranged attacks to wear him down
>Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings
>Other(write in)

>>5624305
>Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings

>>5624305
>Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between counters
We hate but we are one with it.

>>5624305
>Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings
Rage is but a single tool in the arsenal of any proper Sith. To fall totally and completely to it is to lose sight of one's self, and thus, lose everything.

>>5624320
After thinking about it for a moment, you're probably right in thinking Djem-So is the better option right now.
While we don't have any advantages in size or strength, it's still our most polished style and built on exploiting openings (which this angry motherfucker definitely has).
>>5624322
>>5624305
>Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between counters
Switching to this, we gotta break him down like a chicken.

>>5624331
Wrathful problems require ragefull solutions.

>>5624320
Supporting

>>5624333
Berserk green and trips, with 3 being a fun number because its Karn, OG Karn post Berserk God Possession, and the current Berserk God. ITS A SIGN!

Posting the unofficial Berserker 3 theme for posterity
https://youtu.be/cnwOpLBg8DQ

>>5624305
>Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between counters

>>5624319
>>5624320
>>5624322
>>5624331
>>5624334
>>5624359
Write in Djem So with Death Beams wins it, good luck. Roll me a 4d100.

First DC: 70
Second DC: 80
Third DC: 45
Fourth DC: 50

Rolled 79, 69, 70, 45 = 263 (4d100)

>>5624361
Gotta BELIEVE

Rolled 25, 7, 78, 56 = 166 (4d100)

>>5624361

Rolled 84, 30, 10, 90 = 214 (4d100)

>>5624361

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>>5624363
>>5624374
>>5624381
84/100, 69/100, 78/100, 90/100. Most impressive, but the Berserker Soul isn't all bark. Writing.

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>>5624305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmH_wUt2o6g

But as you retake your fighting stance in this empty realm, you suddenly have a thought. A revelation: why are YOU afraid of this thing? Sure it's stronger than you, but so have a lot of things. You're not going to back down just because it LOOKS like a stronger you! You're going to do what you do best; take the fight to your enemy and break them!

“HOOORRAAAAAAA!!” you roar, emerald aura blazing up as you blast forward, ready to tear this Berserker Soul down. Which seemingly catches it by surprise, not immediately launching its own attack as well. Which lets you close the distance, slamming a powerful heavy right square into the Berserker's guard. With the power discrepancy you aren't able to simply bulldoze your foe's defenses, drawing your right back and swinging your left in a wide hook. Your fist smashes into the “X” formed by the other you's crossed arms, budging his guard sideways a bit but still not strong enough to break through. You need more if you want to break through, to smash aside this stronger foe's guard. Luckily for you, you have just the trick.

“HAAAAA!!” you bellow, charging up a Ki Punch in your right as you go for an uppercut. Once again your fist slams into the point of contact between that larger being's crossed arms, but this time the explosion of your ki does it! Your blast, combined with your punch breaks through the bigger fighter's guard, throwing his hands into the air as your fist rises, triumphant. But you're not done yet, opening your right hand you fire off a beam, letting the recoil drive your right elbow down square into the Berserker Soul's nose!
“GAAAAH!” it exclaims, hands instinctively going for the pain. Leaving his body wide open. As he arcs backwards, hands on his face, you twist your body. Throwing your entire weight into a heavy, Ki Punch empowered left square into his stomach. But as your hit lands true, energy exploding, suddenly you feel a tremendous pressure around your head! Only to realize that he'd GRABBED you as you attacked, leaving himself open only to catch you. “HRRRRAAAAAAAA!!”

With a mighty roar he retaliates, firing a massive left into your guts that sends you soaring. The powerful blow broke something, leaving you coughing up blood as you tumble through the dark, empty expanse.

“D-Dammit!” you mutter, flipping and orienting yourself back on the Berserker as he closes the distance. You can beat him, but won't do it through overwhelming aggression. You have to play this smarter.

cont

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>>5624440
“RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, swinging down at you with a wild right hook. You see the attack coming and lunge into it, catching his right forearm with your left while bracing your own forearm with your opposite hand. Slamming your entire weight into his attack doesn't rebound his blow, but stops it enough to shock the other you. Giving you the opening you need, quickly focusing your ki behind your eyes and unleashing your Eye Beams! Not at his face, not trying to kill him. Which you know you lack the power to do. But instead fire both beams directly at the inside of his right elbow. “GRRAAAAH!”

Your attack strikes true, the Berserker Soul bellowing and recoiling from the sudden pain. Your attack doesn't pierce clean through him, but as he pulls his arm back you do see two bloody, scorched holes in his arm. You can do this!

“GRRRYAAAAAA!!” he roars angrily, following up his right with a straight left, forcing you to block it with an “X” guard. Taking his attack on the point of intersection, you allow the force of his blow to knock you backwards, flipping back in the void air. Allowing you to retaliate with a right kick to the underside of his arm, knocking his arm straight up over his head before he can recover. And once again focus your ki, firing twinned beams from your eyes into his joint. “Guyaaah!?”

It's working, you can tell he's in pain as he draws his left back, growling then firing a massive wave of ki from his right hand. But you were ready, twisting your body clockwise and flying back, narrowly avoiding the destructive blast.

It's working, so far. But what do you do now?
>Rush in and keep up the Djem So and Eye Beams, don't give him a moment's rest until he cracks under the pressure
>Stay more on the defensive, wait for him to come to you and counter him defensively with the Djem So Eye Beams
>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down
>Keep your distance now, use your lower powered but rain lethal attacks down on him like your Eye Beams and Energy Javelins
>Other(write in)

>>5624441
>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down
He's stupid, but not THAT stupid. We gotta switch things up a little before he can adjust.

>>5624441
>>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down

>>5624441
>Switch tactics, use Djem So to close the distance and stab with Energy Javelins
Peel this fucker like we did to Vegeta's arm..

>>5624441
>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down
Lets cut to the chase (^:

>>5624441
>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down

>>5624443
>>5624449
>>5624454
>>5624455
>>5624463
Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down wins unanimously. Roll me a 3d100.

First DC: 70
Second DC: 55
Third DC: ??

Rolled 1, 54, 15 = 70 (3d100)

>>5624470
Let's see if Big Green can remember how to dodge

>>5624473
Okay I deserve that

Rolled 55, 75, 78 = 208 (3d100)

>>5624470

Rolled 53, 2, 24 = 79 (3d100)

>>5624470
>>5624473
YAMERO!!!!

>>5624473
You just HAD to talk shit, eh?

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>>5624473
>>5624476
>>5624479
CRIT FAIL/100, 75/100, 78/100. This will hurt, but... Well you'll see. Writing.

I'm actually not to broken up about the crit fail. It'd be a little anticlimactic if we styled on him the entire time again.

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>>5624488
You fucking pointless dramafag

Anyone getting a weird two hour time difference on the posts time stamps?

>>5624492
I think you forgot to update the thread

>>5624490
Keep in mind I don't intentionally pick bad options or pray for bad dice. I just try and take things as they come rather than eat a gun every time something bad happens.

Oh no, he punched us in the dick so hard we're now permanently impotent. No more kids. No more banging. The tragedy.

>>5624493
I updated the thread i just looked away for one minuet and crit fail was the first to show up before I could roll.Then the other two happened.

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>>5624495
NOT THE ANDROID 13 TECHNIQUE!

>>5624495
>>5624507
>implying that The Dragon would be that easy to break
>>5624506
/qst/ is just like that, sometimes it takes it a minute to load all the messages that were sent in a short period of time. I think its because of how naturally slow it is

>>5624512
I guess, but everyones time stamps are reading as two hours behind my timezone.

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>>5624441
As you fly away from the Berserker Soul's massive beam, you decide to switch tactics and focus your ki into both hands, quickly forming your two handed Super Energy Blade. Your ki hardens into a weapon of war, gleaming bright as your foe ends his attack, staring at you.

“GWRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARR!!” he roars, then throws his head back and bellowing out in challenge, pounding on his chest in a primal call to violence. To which you respond in kind, roaring as your charge towards him.
“HRRRAAAAAAA!!” you bellow, drawing the weapon back overhead as you move, readying Djem So's deadliest attack, called Falling Avalanche. Using the full power of your arms, back, shoulders, everything, you drop down on the larger Saiyan, throwing your full power into a devastating chop. But as you do, he reaches out, catching your blade!

“Wh-What?!” you exclaim in shock, jaw dropping as blood drips down his left hand, the Berserker Soul snarling at you. Too stunned to move, you can only watch as he reaches up with his right, snapping off a good foot or two of the blade with his other hand. And just as you realize what's about to happen, he snarls and drives the broken end of the blade up into your guts! “Gyuuh!?”
“HRRRAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows in your face, returning the earlier favor by slamming his forehead into your nose, shattering it before drawing his right fist black, punching you hard enough in the face to break a planet. You cry out in pain as you're sent flying back, barely clinging onto consciousness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rpm63gm-4

“D-Dammit...” you mutter, feeling your eyes drifting shut against your will. Everything hurts, but if you close your eyes and just drift away then it will all be over. It could just be over.
“What are you doing?” calls a familiar voice in your mind, suddenly you see a hazy figure floating over you, arms crossed looking down on you. Just like Tatsu would do during trainings when you were young. “Is this is? Is this all you've got?”
“Ta-tsu?” you mutter, knowing your old man couldn't be here. And he didn't still have all his limbs like this vision does. But you blink, then your eyes go wide in shock as you see not your old man, but.... You?

cont

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>>5624582
“You're not seriously going to allow this monster to take your body, to rampage freely across your home will you?” this strange other you asks, an angry note to his tone as he stares down at the shape you're in. “If I could beat this thing, then so can you! Now stop laying around and Get! UP! Your family needs you Karn, move!”

This other you's words stir something down deep, deeper than any power you've felt before. Even deeper than the power you'd had temporarily unlocked by that fifth-dimensional bastard, down in the deepest parts of your very soul. And with a roar, you let it all out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCoMcv1OiZQ

“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” you roar, letting go of everything and unleashing that power deep within. Emerald aura explodes out from within you, blazing wildly and actually knocking the Berserker Soul back from the raw force of it. Your injuries no longer matter, nothing matters except the shattered emerald blade in your right hand, and the foe before you. This ends now. “DRRRYAAAAAAAA!!”
“GRRROOOOAAAAAARR!!” your foe roars, again charging straight for you. You also blitz forward, now moving at incredible speeds. Far faster than you've ever moved before, moving so fast that before you know it you're already to your foe, driving the shattered Super Energy Blade straight into the left side of his chest with one hand, holding the blade in a reverse grip with your right hand. “Goooaaah?”

He looks stunned, staring from your weapon to you in complete disbelief. Then, to your surprise, more emerald light begins emanating from the wound in his chest. Cracks of that same light begin spreading from the wound across his chest and down his arm, which breaks off after a couple seconds. His arm turns entirely to emerald light, which surges into you. You feel the rush of power, of the strength beyond and Ascended Saiyan surging through you, your eyes suddenly snapping open. Bringing you back to your own world.

>Roll me a 1d155