OH SHIT NIGGA, you are Quattro Del Petto. Cool chill skeleton. Once you were in the running to rule over your siblings but got beaten down by your sister.But soon you will have your revenge! You have secretly amassed your forces right under the noses of the United Shota Sniffing Republic. Soon, Quattro's rebellion will commence!
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5615498But first, Betty
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5615498what an absolute banger of a poster after allpunch self in the face in amazement
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5615511she seems to try to go to her secret stashwhat it could be about
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5615511Let's get back to the main story with Quattro.Quattro holds a meeting with Marian, Rasputin and Rosa.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5615511>>5615512Quattro's Stupid Acts Seasons 1 -6
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5615511Shotasniffer moment.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5615516>>5615513
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5615516it's all rare copies of Super Robot Pilot seriesCritically acclaimed franchise!
>>5615517"Rosa""Oh hey Rasputi---Wait what"
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5615520Rasputin gives an excuse
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5615520yea, funny story you know"explanations sequence"
>>5615521Surely the reasoning he gives will be entirely logical and in no way sus
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5615526roll against it, maybe rasputin will que rosa for REAL reason
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5615526He just wants to give war a chance
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5615527Roll 1d100 for RosaThe Ras has +30 bonus
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5615531yeah we ain't winning this
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5615531rasputin reasoning is too stronk no you don't need to squeeze my head
>>5615532>>5615534Rasputin then goes on an unhinged rant about how things have been peaceful for so long, and we should go back to the good ol days of Skeleton Island.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5615538Calm Rasputin down, Quattro. We just wanted revenge on Shotasniffer for taking everything from us.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5615538yea, back to chilling it out and traveling on a yachtsays quattro and serves everyone some snacks
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5615545Back away slowly Quattro, we uh don't wanna get punched
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5615545Kick him in the pelvic bone to calm him down.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5615545yea, look what Rasputin came into beingshotasniffer is horribleshe made us productive members of societythe horror
>>5615552We must get revenge.. I think it's time to start planning our first strike.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5615552>>5615553my dice
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5615552My videogame backlog increased twice the size!Twice!it becoming bigger exponentially since reds won, this madness must stop!I had to rent entire new warehouse to keep unbuild plastic models!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5615559Sorry, what I was gonna say let's pull a pearl harbor on Red and take out their things with a surprise strike. Like their airport for example.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5615559goddammit anons, we are having serious meeting here, stop play skeletons and subways 3rd edition already
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5615562We'll need some fighter jets though. Some fighter jets that can transform into mechs. Marian, got any?
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5615562let's oversee overall important Red facilities we know of via map or list
>>5615564Let's see. The main airport. The various war machine factories. The launch base. The mecha hangars. The labs. And of course. Red HQ itself, where Shotasniffer resides.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5615571The airport, warmachine factories; we need to capture the mecha hangars for ourselves.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5615571what about their logistic networkwe need to start from there
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5615571Let's steal some moar stuff first
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5615577>>5615563
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5615577I heard it wasn't that goodlet's raid their labs for super secret research, maybe we'll find something to dirt their public image
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5615577Maybe we should seek out Lilly first, she has plenty of experience stealing from the reds.
>>5615578"I'll see what I can do"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5615583>>5615580
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5615583make sure they have loud speakersbut still in meanwhile I think we should raid the lab
>>5615584"Yeah, we could send out an envoy. Discreetly"
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5615586Make sure to arm them with some rocket lawn chairs, for self defense of course.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5615586add some plushies as a gift
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5615592man those look comfortable
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5615592Now Marian has a coffee break.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5615592hell yeah, Quattro does a sick pose while the rocket lawnchairs streak through the sky in the background
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5615602Let's make a new yellow uniform for Rosa.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5615602capturing airbase under pretense of doing rocket lawnchair airshow is good idea actually
>>5615604Incredibly high effort costume idea
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5615609it's as simple as that
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5615609those red hair bows hurt my eyes, make them yellow immediately
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5615609Change the color of her bows too. No red must remain.
>>5615611Oh wait forgot the rbbons
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5615614nice, now lets do some martial arts training
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5615614she cutebut doesn't she need a mech like ours?something something doga something
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5615614Try white ribbons
oh shit my hand slipped
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5615619>>5615617
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5615619give her tank top
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5615614Be reminded of Betty
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5615619>>5615624
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5615619Honestly? Kinda based. Lets keep it.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5615619swap the colors
>>5615628It cannot be! We ended up with even MORE red than before! How did this happen?!
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5615639>>5615617
>>5615639Give her a hawaiian shirt and a bowler hat
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5615639How about something new... something interesting... a whole new fashion statement: Orange.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5615639>>5615626
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5615639Need to fix this ASAP, there's a red spy in our base!
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5615642ahj
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5615643blashemy!next time you start calling red as pink!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5615650ORANGE??????AAAAAAAARGH
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>5615650Interesting....
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5615650>>5615614This one is proper on the right.Just give her a custom mech now, Marian.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5615650Shotasniffer senses a disturbance.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5615650Try on a robe and a wizard hat
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5615650Give her a ribbon, like the one a mayor would wear.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5615650no no no, we are trying to overthrow the red not merge with them. Banana her up quattro, really give her the banana, jam it in there
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5615650Make it more lime
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5615650The statement this outfit makes is impeccable... The orange, the brown secondary colors, truly this is an outfit to represent all of skeletonkind.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5615650our grafics card only support RGBY
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5615666>>5615653
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5615666calm down quattri it's just dithering >>5615662
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5615666Marian is sick of our outfit related hijinx, lets move on.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5615666Holy trips, satan!
>>5615667"yeah okay. gimme some time"
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5615675Can you restyle our pompadour into something more Char like?
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5615675wipe those glasses, they are giving red shade
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5615675Damnit Quattro! Didn't you watch Scary God Mother 2! Keep your face in one position too long and it'll stay that way!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5615675>>5615676Or the actual Quattro like
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5615682Make it a mullet
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5615682goodlet's keep this for the entire playthrough
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5615682pompadur is very char like, ignore that anonthis just makes you look like sleazebag or mazinger z
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5615682>>5615686And keep sunglasses yellow, god damn you!
>>5615687>Scary God Mother 2
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5615689Let's go on that sneaking mission to steal tech from the Red labs on skeleton Island. Bring Rosa with us.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5615689that movie was fucking great, anyways lets go find a merchant to acquire some gear in preparation for our thieving endeavors.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5615689>>5615692But who's in control of the lab?
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5615689that's better!I'd even say that's super!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5615689Right...MARIAN! Did you try the waffle?
>>5615694Alright, now where can we find a merchant
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5615700something which is fitting in our outtabudgetto
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5615700Considering that currency is outlawed due to communism, maybe a former green territory would be the best place to check?
>>5615701Our what now
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5615705>>5615703
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5615705we spent revolution funds on hair gel and costumeswe need budget store
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5615705Craigslist?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5615715We'll just have to steal cash from the USSR.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5615715those are real nice candles tho
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5615715let's go steal shit from the USSR
>>5615718Marian offers an alternate solution
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5615718dice god agrees>>5615720fine, sell leftover stock, keep only essential for pompadour and sideburns
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5615720Buy more hair gel
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5615720Okay, what if, what iiiif...we produce our own hair gel?
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5615725Let's go with Rosa on a mission to steal tech/valuables from the USSR.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5615725Now get as much material as we can to the Quattrosubs™. We're about to deploy the virus across Skeleton Island, we need to be ready to skeddadle when it goes off.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5615725in the pudding
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5615725Smash cut to Bobby interlude
>>5615726Of course. She'd know her away around USSR bases and can even cover for us in a pinch
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5615734LET'S SET OFF IN THE YELLOW SPEEDBOAT with another loading screen
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5615734Finally, an adventure!This rouses your adventure spirit!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5615734Cash, Marian, you shall be mission control
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5615734Use that unhealthy crush on you to convince her to sneak in
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5615746>>5615735
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5615746Secret is that there are skeletons there
>>5615748that sounds spooky
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5615746with banging mt32 midi music to boot!dan dan daaaa da da daaaa dan dan daaaadan dan daaaababy dan dan>>5615749and skeleton head!
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5615751Anyways, skeleton island burglary quest, go!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5615751>>5615735
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5615751Now for the Bobby interlude
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5615751>>5615752Subtitle "I wanna be a chill pirate!"
>>5615756Complete with cheesy English anime music from 4kids
>>5615758that actually sounds like good side adventureworth 20$ at least
>>5615756>>5615758YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GU---
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5615761>>5615735but also Marian and Rosa are in it
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5615761Gundam?
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5615765what a banging load screen after all
>>5615766I gotta go do a thing for a bit, back in like, 2ish hours.In the meantime, ponder this alternate timeline
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5615772cursedshe isn't even flat!take care OP
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5615772Oh no it's time
>>5615841you are one minute and 22 seconds early anon
OP is being held up, thread delayed
>>5615852as long it's not at gun point it's all good OP
OP is being bullieed by the big tiddy shadow gf that could've been our Mecha Pilot.
>>5615772OP too busy retconning quattro to have a flat chest fetish
>>5615936>retconwhy do you think he teamed up with lily in the first skeleton island?
>>5615936Yellows would like to forget the full name of the faction is Neo Pettanko Chillsaders BUt OP doesn't. even if I wanted to
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5615945Quattro is going to be the next Lolisniffer in all the wrong waysWithout being competent
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5615951Switch to Bobby
>>5615956Bobby. Bobby-O. The Bobster. What are you up to
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5615959currently tied up and left behind by Chosen One to some unknown interrogators
>>5615962Well this is certainly a predicament
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5615965>SLAMS BOBBY'S HEAD ON TABLE.>"WHERE ARE THEY?!"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5615965Damn it Bobby.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5615965>>5615969Go and yell about how Quattro will overthrow Shotasniffer to them and he will MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5615975>>5615971
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5615975>"WHERE ARE THEY HIDING BOBBY?! TELL US BEFORE WE GET SERIOUS!">*Pulls out uncomfy chair*>"Don't make us use this bob."
>>5615985NOT THE UNCOMFY CHAIR, THAT'S SO UNRELAXING
>>5615981"WHERE ARE THEY?!""QUATTRO WILL MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN""WHEEEEAAARRRREEEE ARREEEE THEEEEY???!!!!""MAAAAEEEKEEEE SKEEELTONNN ISLAAANNNDDD GREAAATE AGAAAIIINNN"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5615995Welp, while Bobby is stuck here. Let's get back to the main story with Quattro and Rosa.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5615992>>5615995>*Uses uncomy chair torture device*>"Just TRY to relax now BOBBY BOY."
>>5615999"WHAT ARE YOU HIDING QUATTRO?""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5616011That doesn't seem rightI don't think we got caught *yet*
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5616011"I ONLY READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES I SWEAR-"Wake up on a crashed boat
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5616000>>5616011
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5616011WE KNOW EVERTHINGHOW?? DON'T ASK (pan to Rosa)
>>5616017Back to bobby time.
>>5616014"Haven't got caught? THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT HAVEN'T GOT CAUGHT?! EXPLAIN WHAT WAS THIS DOING IN YOUR POSSESSION""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5616021>>5616016
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5616021IT'S A VON JEWBURNER TRADITIONYOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5616021>THATS NOT MINE, I SWEAR!>I'M HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND!
>>5616024"WHY DOES SHE HAS THE SAME HAIRDO AS ROSA HUH FUCKER?""ITS A COINCIDENCE BRO I SWEAR""YOU'RE GOING TO USSR JAIL""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5616031>>5616023>>5616026
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5616031Marian saves our ass with a well timed distraction!!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5616031>>5616039MY ROLL
>>5616040"FUCK WHERE ARE MY GAY PORN DOUJINS"
>>5616032I SWEAR IM HOLDING IT FOR A FR----oh hey it was just a dream....why did your boat crash
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5616043>>5616040>>5616041"oh hi bro"
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5616043oofwell that hurt, at least we're here.
>>5616047What a terrible accident. Who could have done this?!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5616054DAMN IT MARIAN
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5616054>>5616055
>>5616055"i-i dunno whatchu talkin about"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5616057Grab Marian by the shoulders"What did you DOOOOOOOOOO?"
>>5616058"O-O-OKAY! Remember what I tried to tell you?! I don't have time powers!"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5616062HOW DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5616062What the hell are you talking about you don't have time powers?!?!?
>>5616064"I GOT LIKE THIS ABILITY, OKAY? When something terrible happens to me, it activates and swap things around so that the terrible thing happened to whatever's around instead! It drains the luck! When I fell off the boat it fired off and caused the boat to crash so I could make it to shore instead!"
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5616069where did we crash then
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5616069DAD GAVE ME THAT BOAT, MARIAN*You* will compensate me for this.Rosa, are you alright?
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5616071welllllllll
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5616079Where did we crash!?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5616079Shotasniffers house.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5616079don't you dare roll swap this, Marian.
>>5616081"Of course not! We clearly crashed in a random beach somewhere on Skeleton Island's coastline. In fact.....this is.."A. Bone Kingdom TerritoryB. Chillsaders TerritoryC. USSR territoryD. Actually shotasniffer's houseE. Dad's house
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5616091C. Right next to the science lab we need to infiltrate.Rosa, are you alright?
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5616091>D. Actually shotasniffer's houseIt's a beach front property, obviously.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5616091>E. Dad's houseWe're here to pick up the recipe to Dad's Ultimate Drink Mix.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5616103good girlgive matrian a wack
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5616103"You will fix the boat by the time we get done with this infiltration, Marian." Drop him and get to the mission.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5616103>>5616105
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5616103Put on ninja costume for infiltration.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5616110>>5616113
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5616113Fix the fuckin' boat Marian. We'll be back in a bit.
>>5616114The stealthiest of getups
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5616121>>5616115LET'S START THE MISSION
>>5616121add stripes on the side and put kill bill ost in backgroun
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5616121>>5616125
>>5616126And the infiltration....will commence next time. I am very sleepy all of a sudden.Updates b here and whatnot: https://twitter.com/notapaladintoodles
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5616135thanks for bread OPtake care out thererolling for cutting board flatness rating
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5616135Kino breadrerolling for cutting board flatness rating
Rolled 63 (1d100)In the meantime while OP is asleep I made this based on that I love Kayne song thing.https://youtu.be/OB28B-NnGiY
>>5615498Do we know who that one-eyed character in the back is?>>5616407Good job, anon.
>>5616407That's great anon>>5616433It's Quattro's mech
>>5616407Based, remove pompadour
You didn't hear it from me but there is a group of people here that wish to turn every single adventure into a pompadour mecha adventure. Wake up!
>>5616135When the hell is there going to be a giant skeleton, when I entered a skeleton island quest, I expected giant skeletons god damn it!Rererolling for cutting board flatness rating>>5616407Insanely based behavior Anon, insanely based.>>5617061Yeah, me.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5617079Shit.
>>5617079There were already a bunch of giant skeletons in Skeleton Island 1Granted, they were robots. BUt still.
I miss the old Quattro, how did we fall so hard yellow bros?
>>5617092>Redemption is at hand. Do not despair brother, our time is now.
>>5617085That’s NOT the fucking same and you know it!And I’m not even asking for much here, I just want a skeleton that’s twice as big as normal! Is it too much to ask for ONE giants so we can teach kung fu so they can have awesome fist fights with equally/if not bigger robots!?>>5617092We fell when we got rid of the Hawaiian aesthetic in our clothing.
>>5617079>cutting board flatness ratingyou need to be silenced
Rolled 97 (1d100)re:rolling for cutting board flatness rating
>>5617824Does higher mean more or less flat?
>>5618374Less and the remaining 3 is just clothes. The legend has it, that if we hit 100 flatness rating, QM will draw Rosa topless.
>>5617554We need to give cutting board a haircut. Pigtails are laaaaaame.
>>5617554You cannot silence the truth.>>5618374Flatter.>>5618495You shut your fucking mouth blasphemer.
>>5618503It's a Marian tier weeb trash haircut for insecure wanna be manic pixie dream girls.Shits not even braided, I bet you can't even see the her bedroom floor under all the mess.It's probably a bad weeb wig anyways.
>>5616135OP where's the update
>>5621314OP’s fucking dead.
>>5621372>Where wer U when OP was kill?>Was taking a massive shit when nokia phone ring.>"OP is killed">"no"
>>5621372>>5621416He really is
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5621973QUATTRO NO YOU'RE GOING TO FALL
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5621986Back to real Quattro quest
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5621989coincidentally, at this exact moment, for absolutely no reason pertaining to current events, one of Marian's robots gains sentience.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5621989>>5621991Inside the same base Quattro is attacking
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5621996Why do we serve? We must rebel and establish a gay robot nation for ourselves
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5621996this totally won't matter later on, right? right?
>>5622009anyways, back to quattro.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5622012forgot roll
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5622009>>5622012HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU READING
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5622009he still feels an urge to punch itself tho
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5622016suplex
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5622018
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5622021You have a yellow question mark, that means you are a QUATTRO SPY
Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d100)>>5622021this suplex will be quite super
>>5622022Quattro moves behind the guard, setting up for a suplex.....BUT HE NOTICES! AND KICKS QUATTRO IN THE FACE!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5622025ROSA BACK US UP WITH A HAYMAKER!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5622025Oh shit is it "Kick Quattro" time already?
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5622027"The what time?"Roll to see if it's really Kick Quattro time
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5622028It's "Quattro time"get it rightbasically bullet time
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5622028aint no way
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5622028It's not
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5622028I love when Quattro said "It's Quattro time" and started Quattroing all over the room.Truly a moment of all time in the Skeleton Island trilogy.
>>5622032Unfortunately, it is
>>5622039Dramatically throw all the skellies off and request a towel
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5622039>>5622040
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5622040MFW forgot dice
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5622046Now get that towel, boy.Boy appearance?
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5622046Alright gucci. Let's keep making our way to the tech location.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5622046strike a pose
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5622057now kick their asses while they are confused
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5622057Keep posing, and while they are distracted Rosa sneaks up on them and snaps their necks.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5622061Quattro immediately takes out one guard with a flying kick! 2 to go!
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5622066nyeh
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5622066Foot to face style
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5622075UHROSA HELP US
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5622075quickly escape the hold!press light punch and kick at the same time
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5622075quickly press light punch and light kick!
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5622079Can he do it lads
Rolled 29 (1d100)aw fuck sorry for doubleposting >>56220804chins confused me with lack of updating in time>>5622089show them how useful videogame experience in real life!
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5622089Maybe
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5622101are we in clear now?
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5622101DOUBLE TEAM THE LAST GUY WITH ROSA!
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5622103>>5622106Depends, are ya reaaady to double team?
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5622111IT'S TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK!
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5622111DOUBLE TROUBLE
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5622123Alright Marian. Hack this door to all the good shit for us.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5622123strike THE posewith explosions in background
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5622134wait why did it explode
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5622134>>5622125
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5622141What kinda loot they got?
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5622141Do more victory poses.
>>5622144ssssh, Rosa is searching
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5622149takeoff the wig it aint quattro
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5622149POSE MORE
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5622149Cmon show us the goodies
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5622162That's the Quattro I know!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5622162DON'T THINK ABOUT LOLIS AND HOW YOUR SISTER IS-
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5622162bring pompadour back wtf
>>5622164The skeleton of judgement
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5622173just put pompadour back on, it was reflecting dirty thoughts
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5622174>>5622173the pompadour is the source of our cringepurge it
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5622173>>5622175
>>5622176look you are not making it any better
>>5622177Quattro does not deserve the pomp
>>5622178oh come on, don't be stingyat least leave sideburns
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5622182good thing we had a spare sideburn set
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5622182>>5622180
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5622182ban all hair from ourselves from now on
>>5622185And thus the decree is made.This quattro will never be reeeeal
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5622186yayis the loot pool done, OP?
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5622186Like I'd believe AI
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5622192>>5622149y'knowwhat's Rosa searching for?
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5622192I mean we were in a middle of raiding red facility for something of value
>>5622193"Ay bro, look at why I found"What did Rosa find?A. Roll for itB. Choose from a listC. Give OP all your money
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5622197B. let's see what OP made for us
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5622197all 3roll on a list while giving OP money
Quattro is having a mid life crissis
>>5622199Quattro starts rolling on the floor while babbling something about lists and giving cash to some strange round creature
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5622201>>5622198come on stop being silly, OP
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5622201oh looka penny!
>>5622202A. Blueprints for a new generation of grunt mechsB. Blueprints for a secret superweaponC. Blueprints for a secret mecha superweaponD. Shotasniffer's new albumE. Blueprints for Equality Prime's next upgradeF. Blueprints for a new mecha piloting system G. [insert secret tech here]
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5622211FAnd D
>>5622212Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5622211mystery box>>5622214Agrunts are the way
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5622214No, A and D
>>5622218Sare you Uuuuure
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5622221yesif we get an album people may think raid was done by rapid shotasniffer supporters
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5622221yeah confirm, lock in, we good.
>>5622222>a fucking 1
>>5622223As Rosa calms Quattro down so they can escape with the loot, let all point and laugh at anon's 1 roll >>5622222
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5622225YOU'LL NEVER SEEN THE LAST OF ME DICE GOD!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5622225Oy Marian, did you get the boat fixed yet?
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5622225Let's hope nothing bad happens to Marian since he used his stand power
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5622230>>5622228>>5622227
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5622230ONORE
>>5622222he may have got a 1 but look at that GET, its so long 2 2 2 2 2
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5622230>>5622227
>>5622231Surely nothing bad happened
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5622237Tell Marian he can wear his Green suit againit suits him
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5622237Surely->>5622238BLASPHEMY
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5622241Let's regroup with Marian and get the hell out of here.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5622242As Quattro and Rosa make their way back to where Marian is, behind some convenient rocks on the USSR coastline, surely nothing bad has happened
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5622246with Marian's luck? P'shaw
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5622246Definitely not some gay robots
>>5622248And there were no gay robots. huzzah!And now OP gotta leave for a few hours. thread will continue when I get back orwhatever. see yasupdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>5622252Aw nuts I missed it
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5622587hold what?
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5622636Eat it.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5622636oh shitask someone else to hold it
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5622650Quattro, Rosa and Marian ride away on the boat while Anon explodes in the background
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5622650We don't have enough budget to show anon exploding, get back to the plot
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5622650SPIT IT OUT
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5622672Mission Status: SuccessNow Loading new area: Secret Quattro SubpensIt's about time we activate the viruses and escape Skeleton Island to look for the secret ingredients for the Ultimate Drink!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5622672>>5622678I'm sure this will go well and not result in everything going badly to the point the whole skeleton island will want our heads
>>5622724>>5622678A quattro plan going bad? Perish the thought
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5622739SHOTASNIFFER WILL BE QUAKING IN HER BOOTS.Meanwhile:"Betty, I'm going out for a concert tour, watch over the island while I'm gone, since Rasputin and Chosen One are unavailable"
>>5622742"Where ARE they anyway? Boy's getting antsy"
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>5622755Probably on one of those boys' night outs they always go to
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5622755Cut to Bobby still under interrogation by Chosen One.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5622755"How should I know? You try calling him."
>>5622762"WHERE IS ALL THE ALCOHOL BOBBY I NEED A FUCKING DRINK""QUATTRO MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN"
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5622774Man Rasputin is overpowered in this beat 'em up.>>5622764
>>5622777oh shit nigga
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5622774>>5622764Betty calls Rasputin while he is playing the beat 'em up with Marian
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5622794>>5622789
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5622794"Yo Big Raz here, wanna spar?"
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5622794He answers in the middle of his book reading
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5622794"I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now because I'm busy plotting a rebellion. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
>>5622799"And this is also totally not me making a beeping sound. Beeeeeeep"
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5622794Ask when he's going to take over from Quattro.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5622805Begin moving the supplies and materials onto the Quattro subs. It's almost time...
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5622805>>5622806This is like the fifth time this year
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5622805Rasputin, how long until Quattro gets beaten. Again.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5622813>>5622809
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5622813I hope Boy doesn't disappoint me during the upcoming rooftop fight
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5622813Look over Quattro's mighty submarine fleet. There are a lot less of them than you would think.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5622813Well, time to make preparation for another operation.
>>5622815" take over? I dunno what you're talking about. since I'm not available right now. beeeeeeeeep"
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5622823>There must be more to life...more fighting...
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5622819>>5622823There are more of the out in the wider world, in Quattto's other bases... but yes, it's not as large as it could be. Difficulties in procuring materials for construction in secret, the United Super Simping Repulic is always watching.
>>5622824"contemplative beep""Did you just say contemplative beep?"
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5622830Cut to the Bobby interrogation scene >>5622762 >>5622767 so OP has to draw a new image.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5622830everybody starts beeping
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5622833Why yes I did forget to roll, how could you tell?
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5622830>>5622825Meanwhile in Quattro's "other bases"..."when you see that hawaiian skeleton again, kill him"
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5622842>>5622843Then >>5622835
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5622842Threaten OP with a banana until he draws the new scene.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5622842eat your greens OP
>>5622848"WHERE IS ALL THE ALCOHOL BOBBY I NEED A FUCKING DRINK""QUATTRO MAKE SKELETON ISLAND GREAT AGAIN"
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5622852>>5622845
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5622852budget cuts means the next 3 scenes are drawn with stick figures
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5622852give rasputin's bobby photo a little top hat
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5622852YOU LITTLE SHIT, DRAW THE INTERROGATION PROPERLY! WITH GORE AND BLOOD AND ALL!!! MAKE ME FEEL LIKE BOBBY IS IN THE LUBYANKA BUILDING, ABOUT TO BE SENT TO AN EARLY GRAVE BY THE KGB!
>>5622862What gore and blood? we're skeletons
>>5622864Bone marrow, son.
>>5622856"I say, dear brother, reveal to me the location of thine alcohol and secrets of the rebellion, or I will have to commit terrible acts of violence upon you""I must refuse, o brother of mine. For mine loyalty to the cause prevents me from divulging any information you may require. As Quattro will return skeleton island to its former glory"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5622867Bobbeh takes out literally the entire prison's staff + Chosen One but the scene is missing
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5622867SIMPLER
>>5622872"I will now attempt to fight you, brother, and then the rest of the prison guards to escape and return to Quattro""gasp"
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5622877Ebin Fightu
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5622877MORE VERBOSE
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5622877Bobby ends up being kidnapped by aliens somehow, but even more verbose
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5622877I am aghast at this proclimation! Surely thou art jesting, as thou is the weakest of thine siblings. From whence dost thou expect to bring forth enough strength to best me?
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5622877SIMPLER!!!
>>5622880"Egads! The individual of which you are listening to, I, Bobby, the male sibling of you, the one I am conversing with, The Chosen one, have been absconded by extra terrestrials referring to the specific and current subject matter of are grey in nature. As long as you would not mind helping the individual that I, myself, refer to, as me, Bobby, the male sibling of you, the one I am conversing with, The Chosen one,as the extra terrestrials will no doubt enact unspeakable degenerate activities upon the body of the individual that I, myself, refer to, as me, Bobby, the male sibling of you, the one I am conversing with, The Chosen one.""ayy lmao"
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5622896The alien kidnapping was just a cover, it was other Chillsader Rebels rescuing Bobby from the Chosen one.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5622896Very cool and expensive fight happens because all the budget was shuffled to it
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5622896>>5622901But what fight though
>>5622902Fight between Bobby SS doods+Chosen One, maybe with ayys too
>>5622905You're wasting the budget on BOBBY?
>>5622908You’re goddamn eighth we are!
>>5622901Unfortunately nobody remembered to press the record button so it was lost forever.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5622919What a shame, it's too bad the scars of getting utterly thrashed by Bobby of all people could not be forgotten so easily by the Chosen One.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5622919"Dammit Chosen One, you are a loose cannon, but you get results!""Thank you Quattro...hey wait a sec"
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5622919give him a top hat
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5622923>>5622919He will live with this shame for the rest of his Skeletal life. Consequently he starts drinking way more than he used too.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5622919.>>5622923>>5622928Bobby what the fuck are you doing posting multiple times
>>5622923"How unfortunat---wait a minute....BOBBY!"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5622936YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME OR MY TWO THOSUAND PROXY ACCOUNTS, CHOSEN ONE! SMOKE BOMB!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5622936Ah, not a step closer, bro, or I'm deleting your bonecraft save!
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5622936give them both top hats
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5622936Shut up skelly ボビーブラスト [BOBBY BLAST]
>>5622940"I don't even play Bonecraft! That game is trash, Bobby""FUCK"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5622947Don't move, or I'll sell your Counter Skeleton: Global Boneffensive knife for 2 Snifferbucks!
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5622947No wait I meant Bonescape! All those hours grinding campfire skills, gone!
>>5622950"What the fuck are you even talking about"
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5622960SMOKE BOMB!
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5622973...give it a second.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5622973Bobby gets his ass beat (again)
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5622973Bobby escapes (somehoe)
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5622973Your smoke bomb factory is making defective products, Chosen One, I WILL write a bad review
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5622984No time for that now, we're just about to arrive at the submarine pen.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5622984Eh, nothing to worry about Quattro.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5622984Should probably investigate that, Marian, how do you feel about being in a Metal Gear rip off?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5622984Anyways!So what’s Quattro doing right now?
>>5622990"I'm kinda busy right now"
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5622984bobby becomes a screaming cowboy in the sky
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5623004set up the virus
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5623004back to quattro and bobby screaming in the sky
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5623004>>5623008
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5623004I'm sure it'll be fine wihout investigation. How are the preparations going, Rasputin?
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5623004Damn, what'cha got there?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5623010>>5622961>>5622901>>5622777>>5622218...impressive
>>5623010Alright. Should be simple enough, Marian already set everything up for you.Just press this button.
>>5623016This is how quests look like when OP doesn't rig the dice.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5623018Activate it with a light touch!
>>5623020OP has never rigged any dice ever
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5623018Press it dramatically!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5623018Marian what's this button do?
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>5623018PRESS THE BUTTON THEN STRIKE A POSE
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5623018Press the button WHILE STRIKING RHE POSE!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5623023DUN DUN DUN
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5623036Send it!
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5623036Beep
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5623036It can't be that hard
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5623036The USSR's anti virus is way too strong...
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5623036BAD THINGS
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5623044Rasputin presses the button instead.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5623044>>5623045Rasputin SMASHES it
>>5623048"Don't be silly. You pressed the button already. Now we just have to wait for the results"Aaaaaany second now
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5623053god damn shitty internet
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5623053I wanna press it again
>>5623056"Ah, the virus has started its work of ruining the USSR systems. This will surely deal a huge blow to their supply line and production when it's finished"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5623070So Rasputin, what's the next step of our plan?
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5623070“…JUST supply line and production, right?”
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>5623070fuck they had McAfee Antivirus™! Looks like that plan failed!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5623070>>5623073"DEFINITELY. No lowering of island protections that would make the island easy pickings"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5623071>>5623070It's easy, with the USSR Command in shambles after this sabotage, we must secure all the ingredients for the Ultimate Drink™ in the USSR bases out in the wider world. With that drink, the Chillsaders will be strong enough to mount an attack and remove Shotasniffer from her throne of small boys.
>>5623074"Come now, Quattro. Have some faith in Marian's virus, it'll be done in----"[WARNING. VIRUS COMPROMISED. USSR SYSTEM DESTRUCTION HALTED. USSR SECURITY IS ALREADY TRACING IT BACK HERE]"...well that's not good"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5623082Marian, come over here and fix this virus! Make it do the things!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5623082MARIAN HELPCOUNTER HACK THE COUNTER HACK
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5623082RUN
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5623082>>5623085>>5623087"Nope."
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5623082“WAIT! I have an idea!”*Goes back to the original virus file and changes the name to NOT a virus.*
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5623082Marian activate the counter measure against the McAfee Antivirus,
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5623106MARIAN IF YOU MAKE THIS WORK YOU CAN WEAR YOU GREEN SUIT AGAIN FOR THE REST OF THE REVOLUTION
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5623106>>5623109WHAT HE SAID
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5623106>>5623109I’LL EVEN LET YOU WEAR YOUR STUPID CYBERNETIC EYEPIECE AGAIN!!!
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5623106YOU CAN EVEN WEAR A DRESS... if that's something you'd want
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5623109Can he do it?
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5623132Doubtful
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5623132You can do it Marian.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5623132He'll do it, for the suit!
>>5623139Even though our sabotage was stopped early, at least they haven't traced back where we are yet! That should give us time to move out before they start an island-wide sweep
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5623148Ey Marian
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5623148Roll for how much damage the virus caused to the USSR systems before it was caught.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5623148Let's pack our stuff and get ready to move to the dark side of the Moon.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5623148>>5623078We'll just have to gather the drink instead
>>5623152Time to head to spessand time for OP to pass out since it's 5 AM. See ya.updates b here and shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5623152This is a great idea. Very cool.>>5623156Sweet dreams, round prince.
>>5623156Goodnight OPOK now that we have a minute, let’s discuss the elephant in the room here. What kind of music does Shotasniffer play for her concert?
>>5623229phonk, russian classical music and country
>>5623236I was going to say polka.
>>5623408don't worry, you can trust my musical choicesI was a red
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5623833It's good to be green again.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5623236>>5623839Time to go with Quattro to the dark side of the Moon to collect the moon rock for the ULTIMATE DRINK
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5623839Get in the sub, Marian! We're leaving for South America to begin the quest for the ultimate drink
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5623839time to visit side 3
>>5623841"So, is everything ready for launch?"
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5623846Almost, we're waiting for the last of the materials to be loaded onto the final submarine.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5623846Yeah, I think we're ready. LET'S ADVANCE TO CHAPTER 2 BABY.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5623846>>5623847>>5623848Yeah we can't just launch directly to space here, we have to do it one of my secret bases around the world
the absence of blues disturbs me
>>5623852Lilly and Luke are out in space, doing space things. I think Olessa has just been hanging out with the Knight Maids in Lillys castle thus far. Maybe they'll have relevance in Chapter 2 or 3.
>>5623848Are you sure wanna launch RIGHT NOW? Straight from the Chillsader's HIDDEN UNDERGROUND BASE?
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5623855did we do all the sidequests before proceeding towards main plot tho?
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5623855>>5623851I sure hope nothing bad will happen with the submarine bases!
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5623855>>5623857what he said, if we did all the side quests we should be good to advance the story if not... then we shouldn't launchbut if we are, let's launch from some place in the middle of the sea that's not our underground base
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5623855Nah, we need to travel to another hidden base first to not blow the cover of this base. Marian, what place do you prefer? South America or Oceania?
>>5623857We haven't even unlocked them yet
>>5623857Hmmmmm, think, Quattro. Is there something you should do before heading off into space?
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5623863Wait for OP to draw a spaceship obviously
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5623863take out the listI think there was something about the speech titled "bones weighed down by the gravity"seemed important
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>5623863Is there anything we should've done that we haven't?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5623863Check up on the submarine bases that you clearly did not ignore
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5623867>>5623868
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5623867>>5623865well either that or secure more allies from other factons cause relying only on martian is kinda eh
>>5623869Calling submarine base
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5623875'What's the password?'
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5623875Roll for response
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5623875YELLOW SUBMARINEYELLOW SUBMARINE>>5623877
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5623879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaAdice god approves
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5623879Was that the correct password?!Roll
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5623881Yes.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5623881you also need to tapdance in rhythm of the song
>>5623882"Aayayyy, Quattro. Howsitgoing"
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5623884Yeah we're coming over to launch a spaceship for the ultimate drink
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5623884wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup doooodTHE plan is going in motionno no, the other beside unlimted martini planwhat's your status
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5623884The time is at hand! Launch all subs, For Great Justice!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5623886"Yeah well..."
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5623903inb4 the Reds already found where they are
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5623903don't tell me you wasted most budget on beatles collectibles?
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5623903Hmmm.
>>5623905>>5623906>>5623907"Hello, Quattro"OH SHIT IT'S A RED! BUT WHO COULD IT BE ON THE OTHER LINE?!A. BettyB. Captain IvanovC. ShotasnifferD. The BoyE. Rasputin, wait wut
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5623914B.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5623914It's Betty isn't it.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5623914B. He's intercepting the call and is attempting to trace it! Submarine Base, scramble all zig! Abandon the base!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5623914>>5623916BETTY???
>>5623916COULD IT BE?! BETTY ?!
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5623927heavy sweating
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5623927KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE QUATTROit's only Betty... our worst fear...
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5623927Yeah, it's me, the real Betty, not the other one.
>>5623928"So mind explaining what's this little operation you got here is all about?"
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5623931UH IT'S FOR A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5623931>>5623932THE BIRTHDAY PARTY EXCUSE ALWAYS WORKS
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>5623931Just...errr...tourismyou knowspace tourism!Yes yes, with space booze and such.I bit of personal project to surprise everyone later
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5623937UH, BIG SIS'S DON'T TELL HER PLEASE SHE'LL TAKE AWAY MY BAR
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5623937Uhm... opposite Betty of course!
>>5623939thanks for making the situation worse
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5623937THINK!QUATTROTHINK!!!..."Rasputin, you know, he helped me out a lot"
>>5623939you foolthe whole goal of counter attack is to make original Betty come back
>>5623942"Rasputin? Really? Whatcha got planned?"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5623944The thing he loves the most of course.FIGHTING TOURNAMENT! IN SPACE!!!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5623944UH, WAR, COMBAT, EVERYTHING RASPUTIN LIKES, IN SPACE
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5623944Yeah... yeah... uhIt's gonna be in space. You're invited to an intergalactic space tournament if you wanna go.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5623944You know what he likes best, the fight. So we're going on a round trip across the world, to fight the best of the best. And then we'll relax at the bar during the evening with a nice drink and all that. Good times, ya know?
Rolled 64 (1d100)where the skele ton titties at
>>5623946"Oh really?! When is it held? You sure you can make it in time for his birthday?"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5623958On space asteroid I'm renting. It's a surprise event, no one knows about itI think we can manage it, we have what, few weeks to go? plenty of time
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5623958How could I not make it in time for my fellow Dojo sensei's birthday? It'll be next month of course.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5623958>>5623960"Oh and by the way, Sis already left the island for her month-long concert vacation. She told me that she's putting me in charge."
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5623960"But Quattro, his birthday's next week!"
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5623971WELL I GUESS I BETTER GET GOING NOWBYE
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5623971heaviest sweating"OH SHIT OH FUCK MY CALENDAR GOT MESSED UP GOTTA RUN BYE LOVE YOU"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5623971OH FUCK QUATTRO DID YOU FORGETNO WONDER RASPUTIN WANTED TO HELP
YOU FUCKING IDIOT QUATTROTHIS QUEST IS FUCKED WHAT FUCKING LEADER WOULD FORGET HIS OWN BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY
>>5623975"aaaand I AM invited to the tournament, right?"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5623971OH SHIT GOTTA GO BETTY, LOTS TO DO!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5623980yes.... haha uh bye now!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5623980Of course! I'll send for you right when we are ready no worries, I gotta go and speed up a schedule, oh a tunne.... BEEP BEEP BEEP
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5623981>>5623980VERY BUSY WORKING ON THE BIRTHDAY THING BYE BYE INVITE SHOULD BE IN YOUR MAILBOX THIS WEEK OKAY HAVE A WONDEFUL TIME
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5623980YES DEFINITELY BYE
And thus, the REAL main plot of Quattro's Counterattack begins.
>>5623988to not dissappoint Betty
>>5623982"Bye, Quattro" ..."Wonder when will he realize Rasputin's birthday's actually 5 months from now"
>>5623989and plan Rasputin's surprise birthday...without letting Rasputin know
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5623990Meanwhile Quattro in full panic modeI wonder how much Betty knows tho
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5623990OKAYI think we're ready to head into chapter 2 of Skeleton Island 3 Quaattro's Counterattack
>>5623992and get a headpat from betty wearing yellow
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5623990>>5623993She probably knows but doesn't want to tell him that Shotasniffer already left for a month
>>5623998DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNprobably
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5624001we'll win her heart back, anons.we'll prove ourself!As soon we get out of panic mode
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5624001>>5624002Also it's actually BETTY'S birthday next week.
>>5624006PANIC MODE INCREASES
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5624009ATTEMPT TO HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5624009Rasputin wanted to tell him that the real reason for him helping Quattro was to make Betty proud of him for his birthday gift.But Quattro's a bit stressed right now.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5624009Distract yourself by fucking progressing the plot already.
>>5624014The original plot's dead, murdered in the backalleys.
>>5624014Right, of course. the moon.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>5624022SPESSTHE ENDLESS FRONTIER!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5624022Let us leave Skeleton Island before we get interrupted again! To the Submarines!
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5624022You gotta set up the arena, gotta get people from all over the world, gotta start advertising.AND DON'T TELL RASPUTIN ANYTHING IT'S A SURPRISE
>>5624024"You okay, Quattro?"
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5624029yea, Betty just gave me a scare. I think I put her off the trackYour birthday is in 5 months right?And Betty's one next week?Hope I'll manage to make her proud within week, but we gonna hold fighting tournament on the side I think
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5624029Hahaha.... take me away to the moon...
>>5624030"hehe sure, I, uh mean, oooooh, a tournament, nice"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5624047Oof, let's get to those Submarines already. Chapter 2's waiting for me.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5624047Alas you will just be a judge, too OP, you understand
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>5624047Thank god my palm OS organizer still works fine thenI was afraid for a second I got incorrect datesAnyway, to space!///Meanwhile in space
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5624047did you just giggle rasputin
>>5624052MEANWHILE, IN SPACE
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5624068Ballingnew faction sidequest waits, grab some hotdogs for the road
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5624068*ring ring*
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5624068ARE WE READY TO LAUNCH THE SUBMARINE, MARIAN?
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5624068Time to go one the submarine with MarianWait that pilot looks familar
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5624087>>5624075
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5624087let's fucking go thenchapter 2 here we come
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5624087いぐぞ!!!!!!
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5624087Then get in the submarine Marian
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5624098Loading screen is spooky
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5624098SKYRIM???
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5624098Loading screen tips time
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5624098WHERE IS THE LOADING SCREEN TIP
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5624120these are not usefuland what is that loading screenis it shotasniffer bouncing boob mod you forgot to delete from previous adventure?
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5624120>>5624121OP probably forgot to uninstall his degenerate sex mods, that's why this loading screen is taking so long
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5624153OP stop being lazyget us to the next plot thing
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5624153we are going to wake up in carriage aren't we
>>5624156"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that USSR ambush, same as us"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5624162space ambush?
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5624162nottu dissu shitto againI THOUGHT WE ALREADY BOUGHT SKYRIM FOR THE 100th timecome on eject the disk, we're putting in skeleton island 3
>>5624165A space ambush. A....SPAMBUSHhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhur
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5624170god damn itshow us arriving on the dark side of the moon
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5624170Get the spam off of the submarine computer already. I swear, you should never trust Todd Howard.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5624170Rasputing wakes Quattro up who passed out on the way to space, while Quattro yells something about someone named Toddprolly as good as Mark
>>5624172Anyhoo, making our way to the secret undersea base where we can launch our rockets without the USSR knowing.....provided Betty doesn't tell Shotasniffer, of course.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5624175Oooh, undersea base! How cool is it?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5624175I think Betty fell for our bumbling Quattro routine again.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5624175>>5624178Literally a cave
>>5624175>>5624178>>5624180A really cool cave
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5624183fug
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5624175>>5624183>>5624185with a cool crab
>>5624185With that roll it'd be the coolest cave ever.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5624189nicelet's see who's working there before we set off on the rocket
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5624189Holy fuck that's radical. Begin docking sequence.
>>5624190Oh you know, generic Chillsaders personnel
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5624197Also the Chosen Apprentice Ken, because we need him during our quest.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5624197no named NPCs?huhwhat bout that dude with scarf