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The civilized world is doomed, although few can see it. Every kingdom feels the press. In Egypt the court astronomers warn of doom in the stars, the royal scribes in Assyria record ever falling crop yields, the Hittite kings struggle against nomadic raiders in ever greater numbers, and closer to home ever less all-important tin flows eastwards in the hands of Hellenic traders. Furthermore, the power and administrative efficacy of the high king in Mycenae have substantially eroded over the generations.

Even now, the plan of Zeus is coming to fulfillment...
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You, however, do not know these things. You are the young lord of a few small villages, far from the halls of power. Your mother used to rule in your name but now you are a man full grown. Consequently you…

>Rule in power in the eastern Peloponnese, not far from the city of Argos and the capital Mycenae. Your liege is Diomedes Tydides, your peer in age and master in power. The culture and refinement of the wealthiest and safest region of Hellas are well known to you. (+3 intelligence, +3 charisma, regional alignment Peloponnesian)

>Rule in power on the border of Locris and Phocis, west of Delphi. You have no formal liege but Ajax Oileus, son of the famed Argonaut Oileus, is your greatest neighbor. The agricultural heartland of Hellas, your home region is much divided. Homeless veterans (also called bandits), mystics, bards, and fearsome creatures frequent the roads. Like all central Hellenes, you are hardy in both body and mind. (+3 willpower, +3 constitution, no regional alignment)

>Rule in power in the north of Thessaly, in the foothills of Mount Olympus. Your liege is Peleus, husband of the goddess Thetis and father of lion-hearted Achilles. Cold, hilly, and much-threatened by northern barbarians, the struggle of your youth has made you strong. (+3 strength, +3 agility, regional alignment Thessalian)
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>>5579586
>>Rule in power in the eastern Peloponnese, not far from the city of Argos and the capital Mycenae. Your liege is Diomedes Tydides, your peer in age and master in power. The culture and refinement of the wealthiest and safest region of Hellas are well known to you. (+3 intelligence, +3 charisma, regional alignment Peloponnesian)
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>>5579586
>Rule in power in the north of Thessaly, in the foothills of Mount Olympus. Your liege is Peleus, husband of the goddess Thetis and father of lion-hearted Achilles. Cold, hilly, and much-threatened by northern barbarians, the struggle of your youth has made you strong. (+3 strength, +3 agility, regional alignment Thessalian)

Sing, O muse...
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>>5579586
>Rule in power in the north of Thessaly, in the foothills of Mount Olympus. Your liege is Peleus, husband of the goddess Thetis and father of lion-hearted Achilles. Cold, hilly, and much-threatened by northern barbarians, the struggle of your youth has made you strong. (+3 strength, +3 agility, regional alignment Thessalian)
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>>5579589
>>5579591
>>5579592

Yes, you are a Thessalian noble. Despite your young age you have skirmished with Illyrians, Macedonians, and Thracians alike. Your holdings are humble indeed in comparison the walled cities of the higher lords. Even the unwalled towns on the southern coastal trading routes far surpass your villages in grandeur. Yet it is not the humility of your lands which bothers you. Rather, it is the humility of your name.

Your father was not any mere noble. In the first war of the Argives and the Thebans, where the armies of the Polynices sought to depose his brother the usurper-king, seven mighty generals led the forces of Argos. Your father was one of those men. His name is today sung by bards across Hellas. One and all they died gloriously, laid low before the seven gates of Thebes. Despite their failure, the daring of the assault and its connection to doomed Oedipus captured the hearts of poets everywhere. Never before had an army attempted to take a walled city by sheer force of arms.

A generation later, the sons of those generals again attacked Thebes. Vengeance was the order of the day. They, unlike their fathers, succeeded in putting a scion of Polynices on the throne. Today they are known collectively as the Epigoni, men better than their fathers, famed across Hellas. You should have been one of them. Yet you are not. They marched as teens and you were but a young boy at the time. Who could expect a child to command a force on campaign?

Still, the shame eats at you. Your peers are among the most famous men in the land and you have nothing to your name. Your father will live eternal in song while you languish in ignominy. What was it, his name?
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>Rule in power in the north of Thessaly, in the foothills of Mount Olympus. Your liege is Peleus, husband of the goddess Thetis and father of lion-hearted Achilles. Cold, hilly, and much-threatened by northern barbarians, the struggle of your youth has made you strong. (+3 strength, +3 agility, regional alignment Thessalian)

Being good at fighting seems prudent, considering the mess waiting to happen.
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>>5579586
>Rule in power in the north of Thessaly, in the foothills of Mount Olympus. Your liege is Peleus, husband of the goddess Thetis and father of lion-hearted Achilles. Cold, hilly, and much-threatened by northern barbarians, the struggle of your youth has made you strong. (+3 strength, +3 agility, regional alignment Thessalian)
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>>5579622
>Hippomedon, the stoic. Your father was an Argive cadet-prince and was famed for his manly virtue. You have always striven to match him in dedication. He slew a grandson of a river god on the Theban plain, and for it the very same river god later stripped him of his armor and washed him up before the Theban archer contingent. His end was bloody. (Paternal trait: Dutiful. You are extra diligent in training and easily avoid the petty temptations that lead most to weakness. You get two stat points per level instead of one. For reference, you will probably have ~6 levels by war’s end)
Long term investment
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>>5579622
>Hippomedon, the stoic. Your father was an Argive cadet-prince and was famed for his manly virtue. You have always striven to match him in dedication. He slew a grandson of a river god on the Theban plain, and for it the very same river god later stripped him of his armor and washed him up before the Theban archer contingent. His end was bloody. (Paternal trait: Dutiful. You are extra diligent in training and easily avoid the petty temptations that lead most to weakness. You get two stat points per level instead of one. For reference, you will probably have ~6 levels by war’s end)

The Greek heroes tended to end up suffering due to hubris. Let's hope we don't suffer the same fate.
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>>5579622
>Hippomedon, the stoic. Your father was an Argive cadet-prince and was famed for his manly virtue. You have always striven to match him in dedication. He slew a grandson of a river god on the Theban plain, and for it the very same river god later stripped him of his armor and washed him up before the Theban archer contingent. His end was bloody. (Paternal trait: Dutiful. You are extra diligent in training and easily avoid the petty temptations that lead most to weakness. You get two stat points per level instead of one. For reference, you will probably have ~6 levels by war’s end)
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>>5579615

>>5579616
>>5579617
>>5579630
Votes noted. The formatting bothered me.

>Amphiraus, the prophet. Your father was an Argive noble and one of those blessed or cursed by Apollo with visions of the future. You share this trait with him. He died most extraordinarily, his chariot swallowed up whole by the earth as he charged the Theban lines. (Paternal trait: Seer. You occasionally have visions, both mere moments from the present and years hence. At the start of each thread, you will have a vision of the future, and on every roll of yours I will roll an extra 1d100: on a 1 OR 100 that roll is an autosuccess due to inexplicable intuition. For reference, this is generally going to be a d20 quest without overriding crits.)

>Capaneus, the blasphemer. Your father was an Achaean noble and his skill at arms was only matched by his overweening pride. He managed to scale the walls of Thebes, but he for his arrogance was struck down by a bolt of Zeus in his moment of triumph. You share the extraordinary toughness that your father used to survive to that point. (Paternal trait: Vanguard. While most begin to falter when harmed, you are made of much sterner stuff. Your Strength and Agility bonuses will only start to go down once your health pool is reduced to half. Normal men begin to suffer penalties to strength and agility once they fall below 90% health.)

>Hippomedon, the stoic. Your father was an Argive cadet-prince and was famed for his manly virtue. You have always striven to match him in dedication. He slew a grandson of a river god on the Theban plain, and for it the very same river god later stripped him of his armor and washed him up before the Theban archer contingent. His end was bloody. (Paternal trait: Dutiful. You are extra diligent in training and easily avoid the petty temptations that lead most to weakness. You get two stat points per level instead of one. For reference, you will probably have ~6 levels by war’s end)
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>>5579632
>>5579635
Also noted
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>Hippomedon, the stoic. Your father was an Argive cadet-prince and was famed for his manly virtue. You have always striven to match him in dedication. He slew a grandson of a river god on the Theban plain, and for it the very same river god later stripped him of his armor and washed him up before the Theban archer contingent. His end was bloody. (Paternal trait: Dutiful. You are extra diligent in training and easily avoid the petty temptations that lead most to weakness. You get two stat points per level instead of one. For reference, you will probably have ~6 levels by war’s end)

Diligence is the first step on the path of excellence. I’d like to ask if there are corresponding hidden flaws to every paternal trait?
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>>5579637
>>Capaneus, the blasphemer. Your father was an Achaean noble and his skill at arms was only matched by his overweening pride. He managed to scale the walls of Thebes, but he for his arrogance was struck down by a bolt of Zeus in his moment of triumph. You share the extraordinary toughness that your father used to survive to that point. (Paternal trait: Vanguard. While most begin to falter when harmed, you are made of much sterner stuff. Your Strength and Agility bonuses will only start to go down once your health pool is reduced to half. Normal men begin to suffer penalties to strength and agility once they fall below 90% health.)
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>>5579641
Mechanical flaws will always be mentioned in trait votes. However, these traits will go a long way towards forming the character of your hero. In this case of dutifulness, you are going to be less fun in your many social engagements.
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>>5579654
That's ok, it's not like he wouldn't be autistic with us controlling him anyway
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>>5579637
>Hippomedon, the stoic. Your father was an Argive cadet-prince and was famed for his manly virtue. You have always striven to match him in dedication. He slew a grandson of a river god on the Theban plain, and for it the very same river god later stripped him of his armor and washed him up before the Theban archer contingent. His end was bloody. (Paternal trait: Dutiful. You are extra diligent in training and easily avoid the petty temptations that lead most to weakness. You get two stat points per level instead of one. For reference, you will probably have ~6 levels by war’s end)
Appreciate the effort you're putting into this, QM.
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>>5579637
Seems like Hippo will win but I want to go for the prophet because it will let us justifiably use our IRL knowledge of the stories.

>Amphiraus, the prophet.
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Amphiraus really seems like he drew the ire of Hades, considering his demise.
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>>5579630
>>5579632
>>5579635
>>5579641
>>5579642
>>5579666
Hippomedon confirmed. I respect the deferred gratification. Satan, I direct your metagaming instincts to the INTELLECTUAL category

>>5579664
Thank you! I've been thinking about this quest concept for a couple of years now. I'm very pleased by the response so far.

Ah, father. A man you never met. The thought of him does not sadden you so much as sober you. Even the greatest of mortals are easily brought low by the gods. That is why you do not find yourself so concerned with honors, passing material fortune. What use is a hoard of loot if Zeus can drag you down to Hades with but a word? No, it is glory which you want. Even the gods cannot steal a man’s memory from the minds of his admirers.

You may not have glory yet, but your moment is coming soon. Two fortnights ago you received a rider from the halls of Phthia bearing news. High King Agamemnon is assembling an expeditionary army. Even a minor provincial noble like you heard about that affair with that foreigner and King Menelaus’s wife. He received the prince into his home, gave him all the conveniences that Zeus demands one gives to travelers, and was repaid with his wife being taken hostage! [Thessalian, Dutiful] You do not mind the insult to the Atreidae but the flagrant disrespect of Xenia offends you. The fact that the matter has escalated to the point of a general call to arms is no real surprise.

The High King can only legally compel men who took the Oath of Tyndareus to join his army, for only those lords agreed to defend the marriage of Menelaus and Helen with their full might. That will bring many of the lesser kings of Hellas to join him in the Peloponnese. According to your liege’s messenger, however, Lord Agamemnon wants more men. He has offered to pay for the provisions and transport of every freeholding lord who joins his army out of the royal coffers.

In essence, he has offered to pay for your chance to win undying fame. It is an unbelievable opportunity for someone like yourself, who could never afford fielding your levies beyond the very lands which they live on. You sent your own runner straight to Mycenae to confirm your enlistment. The last four weeks have been spent feverishly making preparations here at home. You have levied what local men you could- a scant 50, just enough to crew one galley. Arms and armor needed to be pulled out of stockpile or bought. Provisions for your absence also needed to be made. Mother in her old age is no longer able to rule. Thus your elder sister Deianira will manage your lands for you while you are away.
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>>5579676
It is almost time for you to go. You will not be leading your men just yet, as the High King has not informed his forces where they will gather. You are heading to Mycenae to get ahead of the many other men who will surely be attempting to integrate themselves into the military hierarchy of this unprecedented force. You find yourself looking in the polished bronze mirror on the wall- a wedding gift your mother received from generous old Nestor of Pylos. Who is the man that looks back? Describe him.

Alright boys, this is the big chargen vote. You have three starter trait points and may take on one MALUS trait in exchange for another starter point. Tier 2 traits cost two points. I will be treating these votes as package deals unless literally none of you agree on what exact bundle to take. Fair warning, these represent some of the strongest traits you will be able to pick. Please wait until I post all six categories.

PHYSICAL:
>(Tier 1) Gifted Athlete: You are a gifted athlete, skilled in wrestling, boxing, pankration (unarmed combat), running, swimming, jumping, chariot-driving, horse riding, discus, shotput, archery, and javelin throwing. Additionally, you have immense natural physical talent (+3 to strength and agility, and +3 skill in all the aforementioned).

>(Tier 1) Giant: The average noble of divine blood is taller than a common mortal man. You, however, are a giant among your peers. You are akin in size to the famed Heracles. (+4 to strength and strength cap and +4 to constitution and constitution cap. For reference, the normal cap is 20).

>(Tier 2) Student of Chiron: Some believe that Achilles, the (in)famous northern prince, was the last student of the greatest master of arms in all of Hellas. You know these men to be wrong. In due time the bards singing your deeds will amend this error. (+2 to all physical stats plus willpower, +4 skill in unarmed combat, swordplay, spearplay, shielding, javelin throwing, archery, and dodging).
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>>5579689
DIVINE:
>(Tier 1) Favored: You are favored by some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your benefit. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. Will give you a 3+ stat boost pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be allowed 1 automatic success per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Chosen.)

>(Tier 1) Fresh Olympian Blood: While all Hellenic nobles can point to a god or goddess somewhere in their ancestry, you can do much better. One of your grandparents was a divinity, apparently a potent one, although you don’t know which. Your eyes, flecked with gold, can see the spirits acting on the world. You are afforded far more respect by daemons of all kinds. Your flesh is not like that of lesser men. (+1 to all stats and regenerate 2 health per turn of combat, in addition to the above. For context, your base health at 10 constitution is 8 with natural potential to get to 18)

>(Tier 2) Chosen: Many men are blessed by the gods. Priests, prophets, and oracles are said to commune with them. Exceedingly few mortals, however, have ever had a personal relationship with any deity. You are one of those few. (Subvote for which god/goddess later. The consequences of this trait depend wholly on what god/goddess has chosen you, but you are guaranteed double the benefits of Favored.)

MAGIC:
>(Tier 1) Augur: Traditionally the work of priests and prophets of Apollo, you have the skill to analyze sacrifices in exchange for foreknowledge. You can also process the meaning of the movement of birds when you chance upon them. This skill will give you the reputation of a diviner. (+3 willpower. Mechanically, you can perform a sacrifice to store 1 all-purpose reroll/save at a time. There is no theoretical limit on how many times per-thread this ability can be activated. Additionally, at significant narrative moments when birds appear you may roll to gain some supernatural understanding of the matter at hand.)

>(Tier 1) Polypharmakos: The esoteric art of magic herbalism is known to few mortals. These few are almost exclusively witches. Your elder sister, a practitioner of the craft, has taught you a fair amount of what she knows. No master, you nevertheless know enough to give you a substantial edge. (+3 intelligence. In addition to knowing the ins-and-outs of most common and magical plants, you further know how to produce different medicines, poisons, and one special drug subject to a subvote later)

>(Tier 2) Relic Inheritor: Your father was a legendary warrior, and to you he left an item fit for legend. (Subvote on what later. This item will be extremely powerful, approaching that of legendary tools like Achilles’ shield, the skin of the Nemean Lion, or any of gifts Zeus gave to Perseus)
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>>5579692

INTELLECTUAL:
>(Tier 1) Polymechanos: Some nobles consider knowledge of such trades to be unfit for a man of the blood. Minor nobles like you, born and raised outside the confines of city walls, understand just how valuable the ability to fashion a boat or repair one’s own armor is. Woodworking, metalworking, basic civil engineering, and other such skills are known to you. (+4 intelligence, and a +3 skill concerning basically any mundane artisanal craft).

>(Tier 1) Literate: You can read. This is a rare skill to begin with, restricted to a fading class of scribes born for the task and almost unheard of among the Hellenic nobility. Yet you are not merely literate like the common scribe. You can read common Hellenic, Minoan, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Phoenician, Hittite cuneiform, and likely anything related to these scripts. Consequently, you also have a much-enlarged understanding of the wider world despite your provincial upbringing. (+4 intelligence, a lot of extra knowledge, and the ability to speak the common trading languages on top of the above).

>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine, I will accept).

SOCIAL:
>(Tier 1) Man of the People: Being raised in a rural village has its benefits. Some high nobles might go their whole childhood without speaking to normal men other than their servants. You are not they. Your finger is on the pulse of the average tradesman, the peasant girl, and perhaps most importantly the common soldier. (+3 in all social interactions with the common folk, +4 charisma)

>(Tier 1) Rhetor: Hellenic noblemen must be warriors, not only on the battlefield but also in the assembly hall. One must speak well in order to be chosen for honors by social superiors, to convince a father that you deserve his daughter’s hand, to impress fellow demigods on the field of battle, and so on. The art of persuasion is in a nascent stage, but you already know it better than most all men. (+3 for all formal speeches/appeals, +4 charisma)

>(Tier 2) Silver Tongued: Language is a marvelous thing. All are susceptible to its influence, gods and men alike. Hermes robbed All-Knowing Apollo blind by wit alone. Prometheus bested Almighty Zeus with his winged words. You too are a master of the cunning tongue, sharper than any blade. (+3 to all seductive, deceptive, persuasive, or otherwise self-interested speech acts, +6 charisma, +4 charisma cap)
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>>5579695
MALUS:
>Born Under a Bad Sign: The Fates have something special planned for you. Oedipus wept.

>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)

>Autism: You are not so good with words. Or reading social cues. That is a substantial problem for an ambitious minor noble. (Incompatible with SOCIAL traits, -5 charisma, and a further -3 to all social rolls which are not factual communication)

And here we are, possibly the most consequential vote for the first section of the quest. I will call this vote tomorrow evening. Ask any questions you like.
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Is it possible to overcome the disfavoured malus? By eventually making amends with said god or goddess? Or is it a permanent thing?
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>>5579689
>(Tier 2) Student of Chiron
Too cool to pass up.
>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius
This is going to be a long war.
>Disfavored
Wonder if it can be that river god that ended up killing the father.
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>>5579689
PHYSICAL
>(Tier 1) Gifted Athlete: You are a gifted athlete, skilled in wrestling, boxing, pankration (unarmed combat), running, swimming, jumping, chariot-driving, horse riding, discus, shotput, archery, and javelin throwing. Additionally, you have immense natural physical talent (+3 to strength and agility, and +3 skill in all the aforementioned).

DIVINE
>(Tier 1) Favored: You are favored by some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your benefit. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. Will give you a 3+ stat boost pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be allowed 1 automatic success per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Chosen.)

INTELLECTUAL
>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine, I will accept).

MALUS
>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)

Hippomedon made an enemy of a river god, Ismenus, and he was saved by the intercession of Hera (through Zeus). That makes them natural choices for Favored and Disfavored.
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>>5579703
Eventually, yes. However, it's very hard to change a god's mind. I direct you to what Tiresias told Odysseus he had to do to placate Poseidon
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I can think of two
>(Tier 1) Giant: The average noble of divine blood is taller than a common mortal man. You, however, are a giant among your peers. You are akin in size to the famed Heracles. (+4 to strength and strength cap and +4 to constitution and constitution cap. For reference, the normal cap is 20).
>(Tier 1) Fresh Olympian Blood: While all Hellenic nobles can point to a god or goddess somewhere in their ancestry, you can do much better. One of your grandparents was a divinity, apparently a potent one, although you don’t know which. Your eyes, flecked with gold, can see the spirits acting on the world. You are afforded far more respect by daemons of all kinds. Your flesh is not like that of lesser men. (+1 to all stats and regenerate 2 health per turn of combat, in addition to the above. For context, your base health at 10 constitution is 8 with natural potential to get to 18)
>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine, I will accept).
For a good all rounder leader
>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)
The fucker that killed dad
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>>5579714
I merged the two by adding the disfavored malus and forgot to delete it
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While I understand and indeed approve of the desire to seek vengeance on the god that killed your father, the Disfavored trait entails that you bothered a much more important god than he. Unless... I have an idea. More on this later.
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>(Tier 1) Gifted Athlete: You are a gifted athlete, skilled in wrestling, boxing, pankration (unarmed combat), running, swimming, jumping, chariot-driving, horse riding, discus, shotput, archery, and javelin throwing. Additionally, you have immense natural physical talent (+3 to strength and agility, and +3 skill in all the aforementioned).

>(Tier 1) Literate: You can read. This is a rare skill to begin with, restricted to a fading class of scribes born for the task and almost unheard of among the Hellenic nobility. Yet you are not merely literate like the common scribe. You can read common Hellenic, Minoan, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Phoenician, Hittite cuneiform, and likely anything related to these scripts. Consequently, you also have a much-enlarged understanding of the wider world despite your provincial upbringing. (+4 intelligence, a lot of extra knowledge, and the ability to speak the common trading languages on top of the above).

>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine, I will accept).
Gifted Athlete seems a given, it’s great for keeping us alive. Literacy shouldn’t be sniffed at, and it lets us exploit opportunities that other noblemen or less educated men could not. Tactical genius also is ideal, considering we still have to lead our 50 man group. I’d rather keep them and us alive through sound tactical decisions. This is a more intellectual build, sure, but Greece has no shortage of Excellent fighters coming to Troy, so I’d rather we excel in ways they couldn’t. Besides, all this fits the skill set of a noble on the border, fighting against barbarians.

>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)
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>>5579689
Supporting this! >>5579714
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>>5579721
Well, Crenaeus is a grandson of Ismenus, so he also would be a great-grandson of Oceanos and Tethys (not to be confused with Tethis)
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>>5579734
Cenaeus was also a son of Pan, who might be the vengeful god in question, since he never got a shot at Hippomedon.
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>>5579714
While looking on wikipedia for our dad, I found this
>In Aeschylus' tragedy Seven Against Thebes, Hippomedon is one of the seven champions who attack the seven gates of Thebes. Aeschylus describes him as very large and powerful.
So giant even make narrative sense besides the stat cap.
I'm willing to drop fresh olympian, even though a way to heal would be really useful
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Would being a student of Chiron give us any connection to his other students? Actually, is our character similar in age to Achilles?
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I chose Athlete because it makes sense for us to be a good horse rider, considering we live in Thessaly.
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>>5579737
Well, not our dad directly, I was looking for what river god as near Thebes, then I found out he was an actual figure instead of an oc
Also should probably have spoilered that

>>5579736
at makes sense. I guess fauns, satyrs and sheppards would hates us
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>>5579737

I’d be happy replacing the god’s blood with Literacy. The extra knowledge afforded by it seems pretty Valuable. Logistics and trading is an essential part of keeping an armed force maintained.
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>>5579738
Chiron has only ever taught his students individually, so you wouldn't have met Achilles or Telamonian Ajax under his tutelage. However, WHEN you meet them that common bond could be extremely important. I should add at this point something about the canon of this quest. The only sources you can take as 100% correct are the Iliad, Odyssey, Theogony of Hesiod, and Thebaid of Statius. Of course, if all goes well you shall be changing certain elements of the first two. I otherwise reserve the right to pick and choose whatever I like out of Greek drama, ancient secondary sources about the Epic Cycle like the Bibliotheca or summaries of Proclus, actual late bronze age history, and my own imagination. Also, as a matter of style I'm going to keep my OOC commentary in spoilers and direct orders in greentext.
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>>5579749
I was going to suggest either gifted athletle so we could have the skills to make use of our strength, literacy so we could read and speak, Rhetor to convince fellow nobles of our plans or pharmacy so we could still have acces to healing.
But if Pan ends up being the god with a grudge, we probably won't be able to forage in the wilds to make the medicines
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>>5579751
I can’t wait for Pan to jump us the moment we enter a shrubbery. It’ll be just like Vietnam…
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>>5579751
Read and write.
>>5579756
When the trees start playing flute
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>>5579738
Oh, I forgot to add that you are of an age with Achilles- you're 18, he's 16. If y'all do end up picking Student of Chiron you'll have trained with under him from 12-15 while Achilles did so from 6-9

>>5579740
Warning: saddles do not exist yet so horseback riding in battle isn't a thing yet. We /chariot/ in this quest. Of course, Gifted Athlete also gives a skill in that, so whatever.
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>(Tier 1) Giant: The average noble of divine blood is taller than a common mortal man. You, however, are a giant among your peers. You are akin in size to the famed Heracles. (+4 to strength and strength cap and +4 to constitution and constitution cap. For reference, the normal cap is 20).

>(Tier 1) Literate: You can read. This is a rare skill to begin with, restricted to a fading class of scribes born for the task and almost unheard of among the Hellenic nobility. Yet you are not merely literate like the common scribe. You can read common Hellenic, Minoan, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Phoenician, Hittite cuneiform, and likely anything related to these scripts. Consequently, you also have a much-enlarged understanding of the wider world despite your provincial upbringing. (+4 intelligence, a lot of extra knowledge, and the ability to speak the common trading languages on top of the above).

>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine, I will accept).

>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)

Changed up the content of my vote.
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>GIANT

>FRESH OLYMPIAN BLOOD

>MAN OF THE PEOPLE
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>>5579689
>>5579712
Support this. Favored by one god, disfavored by another.

I love your attention to detail so far QM. Είσαι Έλληνας;
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>>5579807
Thanks! If only. I'm an American who, inter alia, studied Classics as an undergraduate. I can no longer sight read ancient Greek and never learned modern in the first place, but I dearly love the ancient Mediterranean and Homer above all.
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>(Tier 1) Giant: The average noble of divine blood is taller than a common mortal man. You, however, are a giant among your peers. You are akin in size to the famed Heracles. (+4 to strength and strength cap and +4 to constitution and constitution cap. For reference, the normal cap is 20).
>(Tier 2) Student of Chiron: Some believe that Achilles, the (in)famous northern prince, was the last student of the greatest master of arms in all of Hellas. You know these men to be wrong. In due time the bards singing your deeds will amend this error. (+2 to all physical stats plus willpower, +4 skill in unarmed combat, swordplay, spearplay, shielding, javelin throwing, archery, and dodging).
>(Tier 1) Fresh Olympian Blood: While all Hellenic nobles can point to a god or goddess somewhere in their ancestry, you can do much better. One of your grandparents was a divinity, apparently a potent one, although you don’t know which. Your eyes, flecked with gold, can see the spirits acting on the world. You are afforded far more respect by daemons of all kinds. Your flesh is not like that of lesser men. (+1 to all stats and regenerate 2 health per turn of combat, in addition to the above. For context, your base health at 10 constitution is 8 with natural potential to get to 18)
>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)
the one who killed our father
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>>5579766
+1
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>>5579689
based quest the troian war and our starting position are rich for opportunity, conflict and fun, also a lot of heroes and figures are present.
And if gods of other cultures meddle in the affairs of the greeks and troians it might be interesting too, the hittites will certainly keep a close eye to the situation if not more.... they are fairly war like after all.

>>5579689
>(Tier 1) Giant: The average noble of divine blood is taller than a common mortal man. You, however, are a giant among your peers. You are akin in size to the famed Heracles. (+4 to strength and strength cap and +4 to constitution and constitution cap. For reference, the normal cap is 20).

>(Tier 1) Literate: You can read. This is a rare skill to begin with, restricted to a fading class of scribes born for the task and almost unheard of among the Hellenic nobility. Yet you are not merely literate like the common scribe. You can read common Hellenic, Minoan, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Phoenician, Hittite cuneiform, and likely anything related to these scripts. Consequently, you also have a much-enlarged understanding of the wider world despite your provincial upbringing. (+4 intelligence, a lot of extra knowledge, and the ability to speak the common trading languages on top of the above).

>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine, I will accept).

>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)
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>>5579689
>(Tier 1) Gifted Athlete: You are a gifted athlete, skilled in wrestling, boxing, pankration (unarmed combat), running, swimming, jumping, chariot-driving, horse riding, discus, shotput, archery, and javelin throwing. Additionally, you have immense natural physical talent (+3 to strength and agility, and +3 skill in all the aforementioned).
>(Tier 1) Favored: You are favored by some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your benefit. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. Will give you a 3+ stat boost pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be allowed 1 automatic success per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Chosen.)
>(Tier 2) Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine, I will accept).
>Disfavored: You have bothered some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your detriment. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. -3 stat loss pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Enmity.)
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>>5579881
>>5579868
>>5579866
>>5579828
>>5579807
>>5579796
>>5579766
>>5579733
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>>5579712
>>5579709
I lied! I have counted the votes and am pleased with the outcome. Somewhat. Here is the issue: (GA, F, TG, DF) and (G, L, TG, DF) are tied as the winning combinations. Now, on account of the overwhelming popularity of G otherwise, I am making the executive decision to finalize Giant, Tactical Genius, and Disfavored as traits. The issue is with the last trait: F and L have three votes apiece, and FOB has four votes collectively. The reason why I imposed the bundle system was to prevent a suboptimal build, but you so far have managed that yourselves. Therefore, among the other votes I will now present, the last will be a runoff between Favored, Literate, and Fresh Olympian Blood. Choose wisely. No bundling this time, I will tally it all later. This time I will ACTUALLY return tonight.

You are familiar with yourself, although you are not given to admiring your impressive physique. Your imposing stature and musculature belie the keen intellect behind your eyes. Your beard is full but not too long, the style of a young mountain man. You are satisfied with your appearance. In all likelihood you will not have occasion to look yourself over in a proper mirror again until you make it to Mycenae proper. A lilting whisper glides past your ear.

>”Ni-kon~” Short for Nikandros, victory of a man. You will see this name proven to be destiny.

>”Pan-ther-ion~” Lynx. Your father named you Panther, but your family has always used the diminutive.

>”Ty-chon~” Short for Tychanos, lucky. According to mother your birth was rather difficult.

You whirl about at the sound. Your sister, damn her. She loves doing this to you. Among her peculiarities is the fact that her visage is not reflected on any surface. She looks quite pleased with herself. Blonde hair shimmers with the light of dawn.

“Your chariot is packed. I left a little gift in your satchel.” Though she may make fun, Deianira is still reliable. That’s why you trust her as your steward.

“My thanks dear sister.”

“You know that nothing is free. You remember your promise?”
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>>5579907
Ah, the promise. More hopes than your own ride with you to Mycenae. Deianira is old for a noble bachelorette at twenty-two winters. Unfortunately, you have no older male relatives and father did not arrange a match for her before his untimely end. Not that her prospects were all that good in the first place. A minor country noble lacking in powerful relatives does not merit much of a bride-price. And while she may be beautiful, her otherworldliness has scared off a fair few suitors.

“Yes, I remember. A man with wit and strength, unafraid of witchery, capable of taking orders, worthy of your glory. Only the best for Lady Deianira.” Her womanly pride did away with what suitors remained.

The smile at this reply is saccharine and a little smug. You know well your duty. Every eligible bachelor of worth has joined or will join Agamemnon’s army. You will find her a husband among these warriors or otherwise face both her wrath and the dishonor of a broken promise.

“My words exactly. See to it that a foreigner’s blow doesn’t rattle your brains hard enough to make you forget.” For all her qualities, your sister does care for you. She won’t be there to dress your wounds the next time a stray arrow catches your shoulder. You suspect that bothers her.

“And my sergeant?” It will be your sister who sends your men after you once she is informed of where the great army is meeting.

“Do not worry brother...
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>>5579908
>… Iudas has told me that your men’s spirits are high. They will make good time on the road.” Your sergeant is an enslaved eastern noble, purchased from a Phoenician trader at some expense by your mother. You do not know how he ended up in his condition. It was he who taught you courtly graces and the fundamentals of fighting, even if you far outstrip him in skill now. (Gain trait: Noble Retainer. Your second in command is educated, well-mannered, and manifestly competent in politicking. He has led men in the past but was evidently not skilled enough to avoid defeat and enslavement.)

>… Pantaleon has assured me that ‘His strength will be yours’.” Your sergeant is an Epirot hunter, a man of prodigious size and power. He came to your attention when a peasant informed you of another bearded giant wearing a lion’s skin three years ago. Heracles reborn was your fear, but he turned out to merely be a boisterous commoner. (Gain trait: Warrior Retainer. Your second in command is an impressive specimen for a non-noble. You know him to be able to hold his own even against those descended from the gods in battle. Whether he is good for much else remains to be seen.)

>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)

“Excellent. ‘Nira, please remember to-“ The look she gives you stops your words.

“Did you say goodbye to mother?” She holds your gaze steadily, the question uttered in all seriousness.

You have done no such thing. It would make no difference to her, with her mind it the state that it is in. Her psyche has steadily deteriorated since you took your place as lord four years ago, almost as if she only held on to sanity for your sake. Your sister has tried countless tinctures, poultices, and other medicines, some magical, attempting to reverse or at least stop the decline. Nothing has worked. None of the sacrifices to the gods you have made, and you have made many, have worked. It is a pain fresher and sharper for you both than your father’s death.

“No.” Simple. Final. Your tone indicates that you will hear nothing else of the matter. She lets out a sigh, clearly unwilling to challenge your decision. She will push you far but knows when to stop. It is one of her finer qualities.

At this you embrace. Your sister is tall for a noblewoman, but you tower over her. Her hands are cold against your back, even through your chiton.

“You will return brother.” An assertion of fact.

“I will.” Another oath to be honored.
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>>5579910
There is nothing more to say. You turn from her and walk away. [Dutiful] You consider turning back again but decide against it. There is no need to when you will assuredly see her again.

Your chariot driver sees that you are in no mood to talk. As soon as you mount the platform he takes hold of the reigns and signals the horses to move. You ride for the Thessalian plain, and from there the coast.

Memories come unbidden. Not mere memories, but fears. A man who has no enemies is no man at all it is said. However, among your enemies is a fearsome one indeed.

>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)
>Pan, the god of the wild. You know your father felled a son of his, is that why he dislikes you? Or does he dislike you for your stalwart refusal to partake in the wanton frolicking of the forest spirits he merrily leads? Who can say? The wind that flows through the trees and grasses speaks his displeasure all the same. (-2 willpower, -1 charisma. Beware of the forest and the creatures that call it home.)

>Runoff Time!

>Favored
>Fresh Olympian Blood
>Literate
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>>5579911
My IP is rather dynamic, expect frequent ID changes. I'll start using a trip sooner or later
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>>5579911
>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)

>Favored
Buff and brainy. We gotta be Athena's favored
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>>5579920
The other two votes anon!
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>>5579907
>”Ty-chon~” Short for Tychanos, lucky. According to mother your birth was rather difficult.

Sometimes strength and knowledge fail you and all you have is fate.

>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute.

I think that for our crazy strategies to work and as the bickering and politicking go wild, having a steadfast rock will be worth its weight in gold and the lives of our men.
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>>5579911
>”Ty-chon~” Short for Tychanos, lucky. According to mother your birth was rather difficult.
Poor mother. How tall is a giant like our hero at this time?
>Iudas
An eastern noble, huh. Perhaps that can come in useful considering the enemies to come.
>The rivers. All of them.
I hope we don't have to fight a river. We ain't no Achilles. Yet.
>Favored
Dutiful, tactical genius, and with a strong body. Practically built for being favored by Athena, it would be really funny if Aphrodite gets chosen, considering the dutiful nature of our character.

QM, would you mind telling us the average amount of intelligence a person has?
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>>5579924
You are 6'8". Heracles was 7' straight. Nobles tend to be 6', with height generally increasing as the proportion and potency of divine ancestry increases. The average mortal man is ~5'5".

While an abstraction of the fact, the baseline for a mundane man is ~6/10. The peak for those lacking divine ancestry is the baseline of the nobility, and the average noble has somewhere between 11 and 14 intelligence. Make no mistake, those with the blood of Olympus are quite literally built different.
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>>5579907
>”Ni-kon~” Short for Nikandros, victory of a man. You will see this name proven to be destiny.
>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)
>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)
Fuck rivers. Achaea is laker country.
>Favored
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>>5579911
By Aphrodite tits another update so soon ! Ah a small family, but it seems one that loves us.
Nice, and thanks qm. Qm, a small question but does our family have a symbol ? It would be nice for flavour.

>”Pan-ther-ion~” Lynx. Your father named you Panther, but your family has always used the diminutive.
A powerful animal, fitting for a strong young man. At this point in time southern europe still had many lions and many other animals now extinct. It wouldn't be strange to see european lynx around either.

>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)
A good man to trust.

>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)
rivers rivers rivers, that will not be easy but not something impossible.

>Literate
If it's a rarity, is a point of pride and..... it can be very useful.
It also opens doors, that don't open if you aren't literate.
While no doubt difficult, gods can probably notice us and bestow their favor on us. We are a rather particular individual, and that always interests deities. Even if starting with their favor is tempting same for olympian blood...
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>>5579907
>”Ni-kon~” Short for Nikandros, victory of a man. You will see this name proven to be destiny.
A proud name
>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)
A loyal, experienced retainer
>>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)
River killed dad. Fuck rivers
>Favored
Do not get fucked by rivers, among other things
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>”Pan-ther-ion~” Lynx. Your father named you Panther, but your family has always used the diminutive.

>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)

The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)

>Literate

The favor of a god can be gained, in my eyes. Literacy takes years and years of effort. Fact of the matter is that this is going to be a long war, and that we’ll need to supply our soldiers.
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>>5579907
>”Ni-kon~” Short for Nikandros, victory of a man. You will see this name proven to be destiny.
I like how it sounds
>>5579910
>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)
A second-in-command that is both loyal and competent is too good to pass up
>>5579911
>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)
THEY KILLED DAD
>Literate
Since fresh blood isn't getting that much support, I'm going with this instead
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When did we swear revenge on rivers, if we go with that option?
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>>5579907
>The reason why I imposed the bundle system was to prevent a suboptimal build, but you so far have managed that yourselves.
Oh, I guess we should have minmaxed one or two stats instead of going for an all-rounder.
Thinking back, Augur and Tactical Genius probably would have been the simplest and most useful combo.
At the very least our character isn't boring.
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>>5579911
>Tychon
>Argyros
We will be no natural tactitian, so if we want to stay in the coming war, we'll need to make our men last. A good commander is the first step to that, while we cover the might at arms.
>Pan. Angering Poseidon is not a good idea when you're travelling by sea. Just ask Odysseus in two decades or so.

>Fresh Olympian Blood
I like literate almost as much if not more, but we are dutiful enough to learn. Gods know there'll be enough time for that... The blood is too good to pass up, and cannot be gained any other way. Remember the Paternal Trait, most people lose stats very quickly once their health dips down, regen is great for staying in the fight and carving our glory next to the great names. Also, not having it against a chosen or favored will most likely get us killed. I'm assuming it covers stamina as well, and that is what kills, really. Not dying tired and all.
Favor is something we can earn with our feats, I say.


Also, this looks like a great quest in the making, so let us pray to the muses to ward off the curse, anons.
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>>5579907
>>”Pan-ther-ion~” Lynx. Your father named you Panther, but your family has always used the diminutive.

>>5579910
>>… Pantaleon has assured me that ‘His strength will be yours’.” Your sergeant is an Epirot hunter, a man of prodigious size and power. He came to your attention when a peasant informed you of another bearded giant wearing a lion’s skin three years ago. Heracles reborn was your fear, but he turned out to merely be a boisterous commoner. (Gain trait: Warrior Retainer. Your second in command is an impressive specimen for a non-noble. You know him to be able to hold his own even against those descended from the gods in battle. Whether he is good for much else remains to be seen.)

>>5579911
>Pan, the god of the wild. You know your father felled a son of his, is that why he dislikes you? Or does he dislike you for your stalwart refusal to partake in the wanton frolicking of the forest spirits he merrily leads? Who can say? The wind that flows through the trees and grasses speaks his displeasure all the same. (-2 willpower, -1 charisma. Beware of the forest and the creatures that call it home.)

>Literate
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>>5579987
Actually, since Thessaly won, the most minmaxxed would have been Capaneus as our father, Student of Chiron and divine blood, for a combat monster
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>>5579907
>”Ni-kon~” Short for Nikandros, victory of a man. You will see this name proven to be destiny.
>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)
>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)
Peneus will be an immediate issue, probably, but we'll make the rivers pay.
>Favored
I'd prefer the blood, but it's unlikely to win and it's better to have the favor of a god at least.
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>>5579975
Changing to
>Fresh Olympian Blood
Seems there are more people that want it then I thought.
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>>5579924
The arguments about the blood and later earning the gods' favor have convinced me.
Changing to
>Fresh Olympian Blood
Perhaps if we figure out which god our hero is related to, we can get their favor more easily, even if they’re not one of the big boys.

Something to consider, but how will our hero find good armor for his large frame? That stuff ain't cheap.
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>>5580091
Who cares for armor if you're regenerating faster than a troll, anyway?
Now I wish seer had gotten picked, so we could gift Achilles a custom bronze heel-protector.
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If we have the option to choose who we're favored by, and we choose Athena, goddess of the strategy and tactical side of war, we get 1 auto-success per thread on rolls pertaining to things falling within their domain. So that means that our trait military genius, which allows no harebrained military write-in that OP can refuse, will have at LEAST one success in its execution.

>Inb4 we kill or severely wound Hector using a super-ballistae built from seashells and olives.
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>>5580125
Huh, hadn't realized the write-in friendly option had won.
Won't change my second in command vote though. We will still need a competent subordinate to have the men actually apply our maybe not so brilliant strategy instead of questioning us all the time.
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>>5580125
the situation you’ve illustrated would be covered by Hephaestus, not Athena.
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>>5580125
>What if we armed the trojan horse with a greek fire thrower instead?
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>>5580130
Not mentioned is us using our cunning to bait him out with a scarecrow dressed in Achilles armor.
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the thing is, I’d rather we attract Athena’s attention and favour through our own self-worth and skill. That’s why I picked Literacy, along with tactician. it gives us extra knowledge and intelligence we can exploit with our tactician skill. the miscellaneous knowledge it gives us allows us to think out of the box. we could draw inspiration for example from an egyptian battle we read about and use the tactics they used. the QM put it there for a reason, it’s of equal worth to the other 1 point traits, which must make it relatively exceptional as well. the ability to learn without a dedicated teacher orally doing it is immense.
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>>5579983
btw, i’m the same dude. different devices and location.
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>>5580125
We get one auto-success on stringing a bow with a strand of cotton so we can break Paris' bowstring with a well-placed shot. Sadly, he gets two auto-succs from Apollo, so he makes a new string out of his eyelashes and kills Achilles anyway.
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>>5580138
exactly. the auto success is nice, but many people at troy will also have blessings. I personally don’t see us beating most of the main cast in a one on one duel. I’d rather win the war aand gain glory that way than being a duelist fighting against bad odds.
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>>5580138
Kek. I think it's not too far-fetched that we, in our infinite TACTICAL GENIUS, will makes Achilles wear some damn greaves.

>>5580147
I want us to be known far and wide for pulling stunning victories out of our ass with nothing but a candle while buck naked covered in Athena's very own olive oil. The memes and laffs will be glorious.Our enemies and allies awed alike.
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Things are a bit all over the place, so I'm doing an unofficial tally so we can keep track how things are going.
This way it's easier to change votes to a second preferred choice or argue about the choices

>Name
Tychanos the lucky 3
Nikandros the victorious 4
Panther the lynx 3

>Sergeant
Argyros the loyal 8
Ludas the foreigner 1
Pantaleon the warrior 1

>Angry deity
DAM(N) ALL RIVERS 8
Pan 2

>Runoff
Favored 4 (5)
(Specifically by Athena) 2
Literate 3 (4)
Blood 3

If there is a number in parentheses, is because there was a vote change
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I agree that we'll most likely end up earning Athena's favor at one point. But honestly, no matter if the blood wins or not, my goal is to have our guys write a fucking diary and have that be the thing that acts as this world's Illiad and Odyssey. Doesn't get more immortalized than that!
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>>5579907
>”Pan-ther-ion~” Lynx. Your father named you Panther, but your family has always used the diminutive.

>>5579910
>… Argyros is busy drilling your men. He is disappointed with their readiness.” Your sergeant is an Argive commoner who loyally served your father in the Theban war. His skill and intellect are undiminished by his age. Your trust in his decades of service is absolute. (Gain trait: Veteran Retainer. Your second in command is an experienced campaigner who is utterly devoted to your family. He can be trusted to command the men in your stead, but is a commoner in every other sense.)

>>5579911
>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)
>Literate
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>>5580155
Yeah, but we gotta know how to read and write for that. it would be pretty interesting to make ourselves a diary in which we write about the events that have unfolded every day of the war, as well as our thoughts on the matter. I’d rather not take several years trying to learn how to write and read. since at this point, it’ll take years of effort to do it otherwise. there’s a reason why we learn how to read and write young, other than the obvious. it’s much easier.
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>>5580155
Well, we won't be able to write anything without literacy.
At beast dictate our memories to someone that can.

Imagine the size of our brain if we went Peloponnesian, picked literate and tactical genius.
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>>5580167
we’d probably have a brainchild like Athena lol. gonna do a Zeus and crack our skull to let our child out of our brain.
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Don't forget that we can upgrade being Favored to being Chosen. Becoming Favored to Chosen might take a while, but from scratch to Chosen will take forever, but on top of whatever extra great divine boons from our chosen God/Goddess (I am hoping Athena), so will we receive 2 auto-successes as well if I understand correctly.

>but you are guaranteed double the benefits of Favored
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>>5580180
yeah, but the same could be said by not picking favoured, earning the favour of a god, and then becoming chosen. it’s a matter of time, and I’d rather take Literacy, because it opens up a ton of opportunities.
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Plus, I’ll br honest, in the trojan war, there are a ton of opportunities to gain glory and the favour if the gods. what the trojan war lacked was brains and common fucking sense, which i’m hoping we’ll provide.
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>>5580202
>what the trojan war lacked was brains and common fucking sense
We can definitely provide one of those things.
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>>5580194
Yeah, but we'd have an initial foot in the door, which in-character can take however long to get there and isn't really something immediately known how. We don't even know what boons that Athena will provide us, but the boosts in intelligence related activities will be significant anyways for opening up opportunities I am sure. Literacy can be earned with time as well, and might be sped up even with Athena's blessing.
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>>5580206
or Athena’s blessing could be earned quicker by being more innately intelligent. what we don’t get from the blessing is the extra knowledge that comes with it. it could go both ways, but in my eyes, it’ll take much more time learning our letters than it will to earn glory an attention from the gods at Troy, a glory hotspot. plus, the trade language that comes with literacy coulf be invaluable for us procuring equipment and supplies for us and our men without getting scammed like the rest of the greeks.
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>>5580062
Changing to
>Fresh Olympian Blood
as well
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>>5580213
You make good points, but these are all temporary as opposed to the divinity of the gods themselves and the potential power to be tapped into. There is a great amount of danger that comes with each scrap of glory to be won, and as I mentioned, it's not a guarantee that "glory" as how you put it will be what Athena wants to see to favor us, and even then, having an actual god/goddess behind us will not be something to scoff at compared to learning how to read and trade, which is more tangible than that of the favor of a being beyond the mortal realm.
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>>5580219
fair enough, I just think we’d benefit earlier than with the blessing. us using convoluted tactics, which id a certainty with quests on 4chan and our tactics perk make me pretty certain we’ll attract her eye.plus it isn’t like a god couldn’t pull back their blessing at the worst possible moment if we displease them. I’d rather have the purity and certainty of steel… I mean knowledge than have a blessing we could easily earn through 10 years of campaign. it’s a gamble, sure, but a rather small one in my eyes, considering the time frame. I doubt we’ll die from a stray arrow after all, unless we roll 5 ones in a row at the start.
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plus, i find it kinda funny if we turn up with zero blessings and dunk on them with our big brain energy. it appeals to my underdog boner.
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>>5580232
>>5580194
>>5580165
>>5580155
>>5580153
>>5580147
>>5580136
>>5580133
>>5580132
>>5580125
>>5580118
>>5580091
>>5580029
>>5579987
>>5579983
>>5579956
>>5579932
Many good thoughts here. The vote will be open for a good few hours yet, so here's some clarification.

No family symbols. Heraldry doesn't exist yet, but you will later have the opportunity to make your own familial seal.

With all of these starter traits it is impossible for you to acquire their equivalent before war's end with the exception of Favored. There are some key yet incredibly contingent points much later on in the quest where you will be able to attract a god's attention, but that is less certain than one might think. Zeus WILL smite you if you insult him, but countless men have been propitiating him their whole lives to no avail. If you do not pick it here you will be routelocked out of Chosen, which is the biggest upside of doing so now.

If you go Rivers, you would have done so in your boyhood, perhaps ~9 or so.

To the contrary you have minmaxed pretty well. Roughly speaking the best idea was to take at least one trait out of the "physical" bundle and at least one from one of the other categories. Being purely about one of the categories is bad, but so too would have been certain other combinations.

The super combat build was an option, yes. I wouldn't call it most min-maxed.

Do not worry about your armor. You have your father's, like a proper Hellenic hero, and it fits you pretty well. Plus it's in very good condition since he didn't die in it.

I shall tell you now, that later business about Achilles being invulnerable is not true.

A warning- I should have added "within reason" about the Tactical write ins. The trait does not give you mechanical/chemical skills of any kind, and at any rate I am profoundly opposed to "inventing guns early" isekai nonsense.

However, if you had chosen Polypharmakos, you could have invented Greek Fire.

Don't be a defeatist yet. Your current stats actually place you firmly in the mid tier of Hellenic warriors, with much room to grow into top tier.

Also, about Athena. Do not forget that there is a mortal she already loves most dearly...

Yes, I respect the instinct to conquer without the gods' aid. Telamonian Ajax is the canonical god-ignoring sigma male.
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>>5580154
Updating the count

>Name
Tychanos the lucky 3
Nikandros the victorious 4
Panther the lynx 4

>Sergeant
Argyros the loyal 9
Ludas the foreigner 1
Pantaleon the warrior 1

>Angry deity
DAM(N) ALL RIVERS 9
Pan 2

>Runoff
Favored 3 (4)
(Specifically by Athena) 2
Literate 4 (5)
Blood 4

>>5580242
That's good to know, seems I misread what you wrote as saying that we made a suboptimonal build instead of us managing to avoid one
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Freaking Odysseus.
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>>5580252
indeed. freaking odysseus. though honestly, i think we can bond with him over big brains and our dislike of water and water deities. its cold and wet and gets everywhere…
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>>5580250
Oh, and here's a recap of what each of the tied powers do

>(Tier 1) Favored: You are favored by some god or goddess. This divinity will interfere in your life without prompting, always to your benefit. (Subvote to choose which god/goddess later. Will give you a 3+ stat boost pertinent to that deity’s interests. You will also be allowed 1 automatic success per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests: these are understood to be divine intercession IC. Additionally, this trait may be later upgraded to Chosen.)
Only a +3, but comes with a guaranteed success per thread. Also the only one we can possibly pick up during the quest, but we would miss on the upgraded form
>(Tier 2) Chosen: Many men are blessed by the gods. Priests, prophets, and oracles are said to commune with them. Exceedingly few mortals, however, have ever had a personal relationship with any deity. You are one of those few. (Subvote for which god/goddess later. The consequences of this trait depend wholly on what god/goddess has chosen you, but you are guaranteed double the benefits of Favored.)
I suppose it would be a +6 in stats and two forced successes

>(Tier 1) Fresh Olympian Blood: While all Hellenic nobles can point to a god or goddess somewhere in their ancestry, you can do much better. One of your grandparents was a divinity, apparently a potent one, although you don’t know which. Your eyes, flecked with gold, can see the spirits acting on the world. You are afforded far more respect by daemons of all kinds. Your flesh is not like that of lesser men. (+1 to all stats and regenerate 2 health per turn of combat, in addition to the above. For context, your base health at 10 constitution is 8 with natural potential to get to 18)
One in each stat would be the equivalent of an +6 in stats, also the healing that would be useful because
>Normal men begin to suffer penalties to strength and agility once they fall below 90% health.

>(Tier 1) Literate: You can read. This is a rare skill to begin with, restricted to a fading class of scribes born for the task and almost unheard of among the Hellenic nobility. Yet you are not merely literate like the common scribe. You can read common Hellenic, Minoan, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Phoenician, Hittite cuneiform, and likely anything related to these scripts. Consequently, you also have a much-enlarged understanding of the wider world despite your provincial upbringing. (+4 intelligence, a lot of extra knowledge, and the ability to speak the common trading languages on top of the above).
+4 is middle ground compared with the other ones, and we already have a +6 intelligence from tactical genius. But being able to read and write could give a leg up compared to other nobles

Quick question, does our stats have a starting value, other then bonuses we picked from chargen? >>5579927 here you said that the baseline of nobility is 10.
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>>5579911
>Nikandros
>Argyros
>RIVERS
>Literate
This quest seems to have lots of potential.
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>>5580263
>does our stats have a starting value, other then bonuses we picked from chargen
No, 10 to start +- the relevant traits.
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>>5580263
Oh, and Tactical Genius also increase our cap to 24, just like Giant does to strength and constitution.
If the baseline is 10, and we pick up literate, we would start up as smart as the smartest regular noble could be, and capable of going even beyond. But would miss out on guaranteed auto success (within reason, and probably not Athena because Odysseus cucked us) or healing to avoid getting our stats reduced
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>>5579911
>”Ni-kon~” Short for Nikandros, victory of a man. You will see this name proven to be destiny.

>… Iudas has told me that your men’s spirits are high. They will make good time on the road.” Your sergeant is an enslaved eastern noble, purchased from a Phoenician trader at some expense by your mother. You do not know how he ended up in his condition. It was he who taught you courtly graces and the fundamentals of fighting, even if you far outstrip him in skill now. (Gain trait: Noble Retainer. Your second in command is educated, well-mannered, and manifestly competent in politicking. He has led men in the past but was evidently not skilled enough to avoid defeat and enslavement.)

>The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers.)

>Fresh Olympian Blood

I just like the image of a huge stonefaced man getting the shit kicked out of him and then immediately getting up terminator style to keep going. Scare the piss out of people when he just won't die.
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>>5580266
>No, 10 to start +- the relevant traits.
Great i wanted to be sure that we would start with 10, and not 0 or 1


>>5580263
>>5580268
Here's our stats for now.

17/24 strength
13/20 agility
14/24 constitution
10/20 willpower
16/24 intelligence
10/20 charisma

Dutiful
Giant
Tactical Genius
Disfavored (To choose)

And here's how we would be if each version won. Except favored because we would need to pick a god first to know where their 3 points would go to

River + Blood
17/24 strength
13/20 agility
14/24 constitution
11/20 willpower
17/24 intelligence
11/20 charisma

River + Literate
17/24 strength
13/20 agility
14/24 constitution
10/20 willpower
20/24 intelligence
10/20 charisma

Pan + Blood
18/24 strength
14/20 agility
15/24 constitution
9/20 willpower
17/24 intelligence
10/20 charisma

Pan + Literate
17/24 strength
13/20 agility
14/24 constitution
8/20 willpower
20/24 intelligence
9/20 charisma

In my opinion rivers are both the best mechanical and narrative option
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>>5580282
I made a mistake

River + Literate
16/24 strength
12/20 agility
13/24 constitution
10/20 willpower
20/24 intelligence
10/20 charisma
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>>5579907
>Ni-kon~
Cute
>Iudas
Seems nice
>>The rivers
River water bad!
>>Favored
A god from the start is awesome
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>>5579911
Wow, can't believe I didn't notice this quest earlier, just got done reading. As a huge fan of the Greek classics, I love this. Have to admit I've wondered often about running a Greek "hero" campaign or quest.
With that said, right now the tally and setup is quite confusing and overwhelming, so I'll only vote on the one point I care about. And thanks for running Homer, this is going to be fun!
>Fresh Olympian Blood
I love the classics, alright, and well, stick to the archetypes.

I'll say though, Andronicus would be a name with a meaning that would have been very appropriate for this quest. Or Mononomachus
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>>5580374
Thanks anon! This quest is scratching a real itch of my own, hence the update speed. Andronicus is actually a name I considered! Rejected for not rolling off my tongue the right way. Mononomachus is neat, I've never heard that one before. Play your cards right and you can earn it as a epithet/cognomen!
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>>5579911
>Favoured
>Rivers
>Lynx
I HAVE AN INSATIABLE URGE TO DAM THE RIVERS
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>>5580385
Quick question from the Barbarian Hordes, what do those names mean?
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>>5580401
Andronicus means warrior, not unlike Herman in german. Also victor? A very common name of eastern roman/greek emperors at a certain time.
Monomachus means he who fights alone, or gladiator. It is also the moniker of a very succesful eastern roman general. It's also got a vibe that reminds me of Lan's moniker in Wheel of time by the aiel - something like, one man who fights as a nation.
>>5580385
I guess I'm so used to Andronicus it seems completely normal - used it at one point for the Darth-name of a Sith Lord character I played in Star Wars. Good times.
And glad Monomachus has been useful and might come into play. It's definitely setting appropriate.
And better than being called Stylarios or something
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>>5580404
Ah, a Byzantine man. I never much studied past Constantine myself.

>>5580401
Now now anon, in this thread we're all civilized men. You may be a Canaanite or Egyptian if you like, but no hordes here.
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>>5580426
It's too late, the illyrians and thracians have arrived.
At least it's not schytians or gauls. I hope.
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>>5580438
What post? ;)
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Did we get Fresh Olympian Blood?
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Literacy is good because the Hittites are just next door and we need to eventually resupply, considering how long this campaign is going to be. I’d rather not get scammed by merchants passing along the sea.
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>>5580446
Nope, it’s still a tie at 6 votes each for literacy,blood and Favour.
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>>5580442
I don't know what you are talking about ;)
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>>5580447
Literacy also means that we get to write our own account of the war, we can be a warrior-poet and immortalize ourselves in history.
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>>5580463
Yeah, there really isn’t anything much more immortal than books, besides the gods. We certainly wouldn’t be forgotten, and we’d be Dunking on Homer himself. It’s the good ending to this story. Besides, we can be the warrior-poet who somehow competed on our fellow Legendary god-blessed warriors while being a normal human. That’s pretty based.
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>>5580448

I am late to this quest, please allow me to break this tie!

>Blood

My logic is thus - favor from a god can be earned, literacy can be learned, but we (presumably) cannot earn fresh Olympian descent through deeds alone.

Also, the regen bonus from FOB is nothing to sneeze at and will likely be a big boost to our combat potential.

Maybe we can focus on learning to read as we travel out from our lands?
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>>5580463
We could become one of the stoic philosophers
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>>5580468
>literacy can be learned
It can't
>>5580242
With all of these starter traits it is impossible for you to acquire their equivalent before war's end with the exception of Favored.
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>>5580468
We can’t gain any of these traits by the end of the war other than favoured. Literacy will not be a thing if we don’t pick it now.
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>>5580473
Well, it can't on the level that literate would give us.
I still want blood though
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Alright, for the sake of convenience I am calling the vote here. I will do some tallying and if there turns out to be a tie in any of the votes it will be in the hands of ὴ καλλιπλόκαμος Τύχη
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>>5580492
Roger that
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Well the voting closed.
I'm updating my tally one last time for completionism's sake

>Name
Tychanos the lucky 3
Nikandros the victorious 7
Panther the lynx 5

>Sergeant
Argyros the loyal 10
Ludas the foreigner 3
Pantaleon the warrior 1

>Angry deity
DAM(N) ALL RIVERS 13
Pan 2

>Runoff
Favored 5 (6)
(Specifically by Athena) 2
Literate 5 (6)
Blood 7

This vote was close.
Maybe we should put ranked preference? Weighted votes? That would makes things even harder to follow though
I'm ok with letting the dice decide too
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>>5580512
A correct accounting by my lights, thanks for double-checking. Nikandros, Argyros, Rivers, and Fresh Olympian Blood take it. Secretly, I wanted Fresh Blood or Literacy to win. The former opens up a world of supernatural shenanigans, the latter opens up a world of Bronze Age autism. For you non-Greek speakers, Deianira's affection name for Nikandros is Νίκων, Winner. Good choice. We will carry on with relative majority voting. I will endeavor to avoid multi-choice votes in the future, I just was excited about chargen.
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>>5580534
Sis is a cutie. Too bad most of the good men we'll meet will either be accounted for or die in the war.
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>>5580534
>the latter opens up a world of Bronze Age autism
Fuck, that's my favorite kind of autism. Is it too late to take it back?
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>>5580534

Fair enough. Fresh blood seems good if we get into the esoteric. Hopefully with it it’ll be much easier to make amends with the river gods. I’d rather not end up like Daddy. Gods are technically Daemons after all.
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>>5580540
Yep. Hopefully we can hook her up with a genuinely good guy who listens. Only the best for our family.
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>>5580540
Maybe there will be another OC prince running around that we can marry her to
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>>5580545
Alea iactast. Worry not, if you befriend a certain hero the wide Mediterranean world will open up to you. Choosing Iudas (Judas) would have done the same, as he is a Shasu noble who was defeated in battle by Phoenician warriors. As a note, FOB has also made Nikandros even taller. He now is 6'10".
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>>5580552
I mean, I think we’d want to keep her with us. Did she specifically want a prince? Because if we can find ourselves a great warrior of relatively low noble standing, we could bring him with us to help against the damn barbarians.
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>>5580557
>I think we’d want to keep her with us
For a second there I thought you were talking about keeping the bloodline pure. But making ties with nobles that we can call to arms would be politically extremely savvy. Even if we'd have to let her go with them. The biggest hurdle with sending her away is making sure whoever she weds has enough gravitas to make sure that no one in his household will fuck with her for being a bit weird and witchy.

It's not just the husband we need to worry about turning their nose up at her, after all. So we'll either need the greatest of reputations or her husband of sufficient authority.

Marriages are so complicated.
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>>5580569
I think we’d want someone lower in status than us, and he’d obviously have to be our friend, so we don’t have to deal with succession shenanigans.
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>>5580534
>Fresh Olympian Blood take it.
Pity, but that means that we must go down in history by our feats alone.
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>>5580598
I’m hoping we can at least read and write Greek by the end of it. Not necessarily every Mediterranean language like in the Literate one, but enough that we could write down memoirs of the war. A diary, so to speak.
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>>5580601

Exactly, we can still literally learn to read and write - we just won’t be a polyglot off the bat.
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[Disfavored] The Rivers, damn them all. They are what come to mind. Your ancestral foe, the waters that which one never steps in twice. You think for a moment. The Peneus will need to be forded to go to Larisa (also known as Phthia, the set of King Peleus). Following the natural course of the river will be an unacceptable delay on your path to Mycenae. Besides, you want to meet with your liege to discuss his plans for the war. Peleus is old and will undoubtedly avoid the expedition himself, but will Prince Achilles lead the Myrmidons? You are unsure.

[Thessalian] Firsthand experience tells you that the northerners only grow bolder with the times, no matter how many of them you kill. [Giant] And you have killed many to test that induction. [Tactical Genius] Reason tells you that the city and the northern border are defensible with many less men than Peleus can call upon, so he should be able to spare a force. Achilles is not known for being cautious and will likely want to go. Fleet-footed Thetis is unpredictable, as all the goddesses of heaven are. [Olympian Blood] Perhaps you will ask her yourself. You can speak man-to-divinity with them unlike lesser nobles.

Your thoughts again turn to your sister. She shares your eyes, dark with flecks of gold in the pupil. She has told you that the relative class of her husband is no matter so long as the other qualities she specified are present. Naturally, the higher the class of the man she marries the greater the bride-price paid to you will be. [Dutiful] Yet greed will not factor into your decision. You don’t know. Achilles is unmarried, him? A pipe-dream.

Your mind is wandering. You need to focus on the road.

>Give me 2d20, Bo3. The first is for the quality of the journey from your homestead to the river, the second is for REDACTED.
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Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d20)

>>5580614
Roll over or under?
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Rolled 3, 11 = 14 (2d20)

>>5580614
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>>5580614
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>>5580617
Depends. In the case of environmental/encounter rolls like this, over
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Rolled 3, 18 = 21 (2d20)

>>5580595
>I think we’d want someone lower in status than us
Considering we don't even have the means to campaign proper, and only have enough men to keep bandits from walking into our lands and bullying the residents as petty tyrants that is an exceptionally low bar. I just want to be able to call upon someone with the ability to project power for when the unwashed hordes inevitably come knocking. Or a neighbor decides their rule to be truer than ours.

>>5580614
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So we got 11/18? Not bad.
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>>5580404
>Andronicus means warrior
Not quite. Nikandros and Andronicus come from the same root. Niki (Victory) and Andras (man) and their meanings are fairly similar.

Monomachos comes from Monos (alone or single) and Machi (fight) so yes, it means he who fights alone or gladiator.
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>>5580620
>>5580628
>11, 18. Minor success, automatic normal failure

The first leg of your journey, a day’s time at good chariot speed, is uneventful. Perhaps if you did a poorer job of defending your section of the border or if you lived in a more lawless region, like that of Central Hellas, things would have been much worse. The road is bumpy from disuse and your chariot driver has nothing to report.

That is, until you make it to the river. The Peneus is not an especially large river and you were wise enough to return to the site of a previous successful fording. According to your habit you offered no sacrifice to the god alongside the other customary offerings a traveler gives. This has come back to bite you.

As soon as you see her you tell your driver to halt. He sees nothing out of the ordinary. That is a failing of his human ancestry. There is a naiad on the riverbank. Her legs are in the water, and she is looking in your direction. Her nakedness is plain, the typical fashion of these daughters of nature. You are well away from her. You cannot simply avoid her- the next natural ford is many stades downstream and you need to cross the river now. You could make camp and hope she leaves, but that will also waste valuable time and leave you vulnerable in the wild. You wear nothing but your sandals and chiton.

>A naiad is not a river god. Approach her, speak earnestly, and ask what the daemon wants in exchange for safe passage. [Charisma check]

>A naiad is not a river god. Approach her and tell the girl to leave or else. [Intimidation check]

>A slave obeys. Charge the girl in your chariot and force her to flee. [Chariot skill check]

>Write in.
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>>5580660
>>Write in.
>Capture and rape her
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>>5580660
>A naiad is not a river god. Approach her and tell the girl to leave or else. [Intimidation check]
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>A naiad is not a river god. Approach her, speak earnestly, and ask what the daemon wants in exchange for safe passage. [Charisma check]

No need to be an asshole. We’ll see what she wants, then decide what to do. Simple as.
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>>5580672

Backing this.
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Plus, we’re just asking her. We can simply refuse whatever price she asks for if it’s way too high. I’m sure we can do her a small favor for safe passage, considering our shite luck with rivers.
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>>5580660
>>A naiad is not a river god. Approach her, speak earnestly, and ask what the daemon wants in exchange for safe passage. [Charisma check]
If she asks for something stupid or grand we can just tell her to fuck off and slap her with our sandal.
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I mean, we should be fine, considering we also have an advantage to talking with Daemons with our god’s blood.
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>>5580660

Homer, have you read Circe recently or something?

Some of the references to the iris flecks of gold and pharmako-magic caught my eye
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>>5580660
I don't get this choice. If we go for choice one, what's to stop us from doing choice two if it doesn't work? And then choice three if that doesn't work? Or does failure somehow lock us out from the other choices? And if so, it'd be nice to have some idea of what that would like.

I'll go with choice 1, I guess since it commits the least.
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>>5580660
>A naiad is not a river god. Approach her, speak earnestly, and ask what the daemon wants in exchange for safe passage. [Charisma check]
First, we try to be resonable. We start damming them when that fails.
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>>5580660

>A naiad is not a river god. Approach her, speak earnestly, and ask what the daemon wants in exchange for safe passage. [Charisma check]
Well well. Damn water getting everywhere.
But let's talk there is no reason not to
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>>5580706
We really need to import some fucking beavers. They are true comrades in the fight against running water! In all seriousness though, I’m thinking we try not to provoke the river gods too much. No need to gain their true hate.
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>>5580714
If those streams don't want their family killed then they should keep them there. Also, wasn't Achilles also nearly killed by a river god? Those bastards are going to get Ganges'd if they keep sticking their currents where they don't belong. Now serious, we do what we can within reason
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>>5580703
In brief, it's about character-building and consequences. You're a hero in an interesting time in Hellenic history- less powerful (and therefore less ornery) than those of 2-4 generations prior like Heracles, Perseus, and Bellerophontes, but still fully capable of giving lesser daemons what-for. Are you the old-fashioned rapist like the first reply? A more genteel negotiator? Something else? Second, your actions have consequences. A failed threat or attempt at negotiation fully eliminates any element of initiative. While IC Nikandros doesn't fear for his life, who can say what mischief the girl could get up to if aggravated?
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>>5580699
The novel? No, although a friend recommended it to me. The latter is just Greek, the former is ripped wholesale from the quests of Fortuna.
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>>5580732
If she asks for our firstborn she's getting it in nine months from today. This strategy works so long as we don't have one.
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>>5580732
I imagined that it was about character building, it's why I voted to tell the water woman to fuck off when negotiating is the better option.
Picking a Malus and not acting on it feels wrong
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>>5580732
I get the establishing the character's personality bit but I still don't see why we couldn't just do 1, then 2 (or 3) if 1 fails. It's really not clear what the consequence would be for failure either. But I'll hold my tongue for now and see how this plays out.
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>>5580714
We will see, having them has enemies is anything but great in the long run. At the same time we have a dead father, and they didn't say/do anything about that.

It could go different ways. Maybe they want tribute again, or make a threath, or promise/prophecy of something bad.
More often than not deities are quite vengeful and petty. Offering a chance to talk should still count for something, even if we can make our point for way we don't do tribute to them anylonger.
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>>5580743
*why
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>>5580743
I mean, how old was Nikandros’s when his dad died? Besides, he made that promise to himself when he was 9, and people change a lot from the kids they are when they’re 9. I see our guy as being as solid as a mountain, reliable, wise, calm. We aren’t some hotheaded young punk. We’re a ruler, a lord.
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>>5580750
That’s my headcannon on what I want him to be anyways.
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>>5580750
I don't think he is an hothead, but if he kept for so long the no tribute policy then its an issue that cannot be easily resolved. It would take time, and they better do something in exchange.

i am interested in fixing the relations since rivers are everywhere in the world, its a constant problem because there is one after another. Though I will not allow them to push Nikon around/mock him.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

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>>5580713
>Hey girl, how about you let me cross your river if you feel me

She is not the goddess of the river. You know nothing of this nymph and what she might want. Your distaste for the rivers of the world does not mean you want to draw your sword against any water-spirit you happen upon. Nor are you honor-bound to fight her. It would be wise to tread lightly around the spirit, so you elect to hear her out.

You dismount your chariot and approach the girl. While she is apparently nonchalant, you have little doubt that she is taking your measure during the approach.

>Give me 1d20, Bo2. No CHA bonus, +3 for Olympian Blood, -3 for your bad reputation with aquatic spirits, so no bonuses either way. You're looking to beat whatever I roll.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>5580779
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Good rolls. We got em.
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>>5580781
>>5580782
Nice
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>>5580779
>>5580782
>16 versus 11, a solid success for Nikandros

As you get closer to the Naiad, you are better able to make out her face. She is clearly unafraid of you, no tenseness in her muscles or narrowing of her bright eyes. She looks curious, as you might when a well-dressed stranger comes up the road to your own manor seeking a place to pass the night. Perhaps you can use that. You stop a stone's throw away, close enough to speak without threat. A respectful formal address seems best to begin with.

"Lady of the river, your beauty and surety of heart do you credit. I am Nikandros of Thessaly, son of the famed prince Hippomedon. Might I learn of you and your parentage?" Freshwater nymphs are of diverse parentage, and there is a reasonable chance she does not descend from a river.

"I know of you Nikandros. My cousins name you a brute, a mortal without respect for the blessed daemons of the land. Yet in my estimation your visage is pious and your bearing Olympian. I am Asterope, a daughter of Okeanos who is the father of all the rivers and lakes of the world." Asterope answers your questions with honesty- any apprehension you felt is dispelled by the report. Thankfully she is not a river nymph by blood. Getting to the point should serve you well, although a touch of flattery may put the spirit in a generous frame of mind.

"Asterope, a name fit for a maiden of such brilliance. I and my companion seek to ford the river you rest in. I beg peaceful passage and all the honors Hermes commends of those greeting travelers." You do not kneel or beg- this is a meeting of cosmic equals.

The nymph's face twists at these last words. Did you make a mistake invoking Hermes? He is the god of boundaries you know, but should you have called upon another Olympian? "*All* the honors of giant-killing Hermes? My Lord Nikandros, you are forward for a passing scion of Prometheus." You recognize her turn of face as mirth now- apparently the invocation of Hermes means something different to a daemon than it does to a mortal. Good to know. In truth, you have spent much more time avoiding the spirits of nature than learning their customs. She continues.

"No, son of Hippomedon, I shall not give you all Hermes might have me. You may cross this river in peace. I bid you good fortune on the roads ahead." At this the girl rises, calves in the water, and sinks into the river and out of sight. That went well enough you think.

You return to your chariot and inform the driver that the river is safe for crossing. No inconveniences come up- indeed, when your chariot's left wheel gets caught on a stone it almost as quickly pops right over it. With the river passed you decide to get a good stade away from the bank before pitching camp for the night. You sleep peacefully and get back on the road in the morning.

>3d20, Bo3, no modifiers. Let's see whether you make it to Phthia next vote.
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Rolled 19, 2, 2 = 23 (3d20)

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Rolled 16, 18, 9 = 43 (3d20)

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>>5580847
Nice.
Well it did go well enough for the talk. And we have learn something, like they consider us a brute among river spirits.
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Rolled 17, 4, 7 = 28 (3d20)

>>5580839
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>>5580842
>>5580847
>>5580855
So I take it the journey itself is fine, but we come across some shitheel gate guard or something? The numbers, what do they mean?
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Well, it seems like we’ll have an interesting encounter on the last leg of our journey.
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So Hermes has some relations with fertility.
Did she think we were asking for sex or something?
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>>5580880

Hermes famously smashes with any and all nymphs that he can get his grubby hands on.

The nymphs are sort of lowly creatures in the grand scale of Olympus and are flattered that a true God will “play” with him, the other Olympians think he’s an idiot for wasting his time with common river girls…
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>>5580885
>that weird brute shows up
>actually polite
>immediately asks to fuck
>lmao
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>>5580888
Man, A shame we didn’t get a natural 20. Need to spread that bloodline around, you know.
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>>5580885
>>5580888
Kek
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>>5580842
>>5580847
>>5580855
>>5580885
You have the right of it. Hermes in the centuries prior to your own was much more sexually active. His reputation as a god of fertility has been fully supplanted among Hellenic mortals by Dionysus, Aphrodite, and some more obscure divinities. The nymphs remember him for being the kind of god who is happy to fuck any girl that calls him on a threshold. Your charisma is pretty low all things considered, but some daemons may crave potent Olympian genetics. Know that that 18 gave you a non-hostile, non-dangerous spirit and the social rolls went very well.
>19, 18, 9: strong success, strong success, normal failure

After fording the river your journey goes much quicker. The roads of the Thessalian plain are more used and better maintained than those north of the Peneus. Your admiration for your liege increases- what better proof of a lord's ability is there than a peaceful countryside and fine roads? On the road you pass other travelers- most heading the same direction as you- but choose not to stop your chariot. You recall the end of King Laios of Thebes and are careful among the traffic.

As you get closer Phthia you pass increasing numbers of patrolling Myrmidons. The soldiers of Peleus wear fine armor and their long hair comes out the back of their distinctive crestless helms. You begin to wonder if something is amiss but reason that their duty is their own concern. They do not molest you.

Finally, after a few days travel, the walls of the city crest the horizon. They are not as massive as those of Mycenae- you went to the capital some four years prior to be received formally as a Hellenic nobleman. There is a problem however- the gates are shut. This surprises you. [Tactical Genius]The gates of a city might be closed midday if a threat is expected or suspected, but the loose order and large numbers of the Myrmidons on the road indicate that Larisa is not concerned with a siege and should be well aware of any encroaching forces. Decisions, decisions...

>Approach the gates and attempt to hail a guard. They'll surely let you in if you ask.

>Bypass the city and continue on to the coast. Mycenae awaits. A large city doesn't lock itself up for no reason, and whatever is awry is none of your business.

>Turn back and try to find one of the patrolling soldiers. They didn't stop you as you approached the city, so it can't be that bad.

>Something else?
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>>5580946
>>Approach the gates and attempt to hail a guard. They'll surely let you in if you ask.
I want to at least ask if something is going on. Who knows, maybe it's just a damaged mechanism.

Also
>possibly bedding a water spirit to try and break the curse of rivers
A strange twist of fate to be sure
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I’m guessing a pandemic? Maybe the king ordered the city contained? That’s the only reason why the city would be locked up.
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>>5580946
>Approach the gates and attempt to hail a guard. They'll surely let you in if you ask.

Considering the literal heroic appearance of our character.
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>>5580957
The only solid reason that comes to mind at least.
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>>5580957

this is a pretty good guess. Presumably our divine background would prevent us from getting sick?
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>>5580946
>Approach the gates and attempt to hail a guard. They'll surely let you in if you ask.

Really no harm asking what's going on, worst case we continue on to Mycenae.
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>>5580946
>Approach the gates and attempt to hail a guard. They'll surely let you in if you ask.
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>Approach the gates and attempt to hail a guard. They'll surely let you in if you ask.

Eh, whatever. I’ll just stick to this actually.
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>>5580946
>>Approach the gates and attempt to hail a guard. They'll surely let you in if you ask.

>>5580954
>A strange twist of fate to be sure

Well i reckon that settles it

>secondary objective: dick down naiads until we tame the rivers
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>>5580954
I'm just going to warn you now, sex never solves problems.

>>5580954
>>5580958
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>>5581000
>Consensus for approach the gates. How do you want to play this? Pic related, the gate is in a recess in the walls.

>Get within earshot of the walls, declare yourself and your purpose, and ask to be let in. Simple enough. [Kleos check]

>Get within earshot of the walls and ask why the gates are shut. [Charisma check]

>Something else?
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>>5581006
>Get within earshot of the walls, declare yourself and your purpose, and ask to be let in. Simple enough. [Kleos check]

Perhaps we can rely on father's name. Certainly inherited his size.
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>Get within earshot of the walls and ask why the gates are shut. [Charisma check]

We aren’t all that well known. Our father, sure, but not us. I’d just simply ask them. It’s a relatively innocent question, so it shouldn’t be a super hard check.
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>>5581006
>>Get within earshot of the walls, declare yourself and your purpose, and ask to be let in. Simple enough. [Kleos check]
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Remember that we ourselves were worried about our lack of fame. Of Kleos. Which was why we wanted to go to Troy. Relying on non-existent Kleos seems a bit foolish.
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>>5581006
The operative word was try, after all. I mean it's not like it ever backfired on Zeus. Sorry, Poseidon. Sorry, dang there's a lot of them actually. Then again, over half of any examples in Greek myth were rapes so fuck if I know.


>Get within earshot of the walls and ask why the gates are shut. [Charisma check]
Oi, cunt. The fuckin' gate's shut.
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>>5581028
We’re Australian now? No wonder a river god drowned our father.
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>>5581031
An aussie's irreverent and nigh incoherent constant shit talking would likely get him quickly smote by the gods several times over. But damn would the confused seething be glorious to witness.
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I'd like to squeeze out another update tonight but this tie is something of an issue. I know /qst/ is slow on Fridays so I'll give it a few more minutes before rolling.
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>>5581006
>>5581059
Here you go then
>Get within earshot of the walls and ask why the gates are shut. [Charisma check]
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>>5581006
>Get within earshot of the walls and ask why the gates are shut. [Charisma check]
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>>5581061
>>5581065
Much obliged gents.
>Get within earshot of the walls and ask why the gates are shut

>1d20 Charisma check, Bo1, +0. Whatever is going on in there, they don't have time for you
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>5581072
Spaghetti
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>>5581075
Nice.
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>>5581075
Damn, I was really hoping you would botch this one. Kudos for not doing the Kleos check, that was a smart move.
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>>5581080
>QM hopes that we fail
Heading for a proper greek tragedy, I see. ;)
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>>5581072
>best of 1

>>5581075
>local man literally too large and in charge to ignore
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>>5581081
Since y'all wisely avoided the "Born Under A Bad Sign" trait, I'm never going to doom you to inevitable fate. But I have my preferences concerning the range of possible outcomes on occasion, especially when they amuse me.

>>5581075
>19, great success.

You wonder if there is a plague in the city. Two generations ago the Thebans suffered one for the sins of King Oedipus against the natural order. It would be a shock to you if either King Peleus or Goddess-Queen Thetis would do anything worthy of such divine punishment. You would also be angry at those soldiers you passed for not warning you about it. At any rate, there is only one sensible way of finding out what if anything is wrong.

Again you dismount your chariot and tell your driver to await your return. You feel vulnerable approaching the gate like this, unarmored, but it would be a serious insult to your liege to don armor before approaching his walls. You are no great orator but your lungs are large and your voice deep. You take a deep breath.

"GUARDSMEN OF PHTHIA, WHY IS THE GATE SHUT?" You place particular emphasis on that first part, addressing them like you might your own men in the press of battle. It is a message even a simpleton could process.

"BECAUSE KING PELEUS ORDERED IT SHUT!" A man with a lesser voice yells back at you. His voice rings off the walls surrounding you on three sides. The daft bastard, of course it is shut on his ruler's command. You quash your annoyance.

"OBVIOUSLY THE GATE IS SHUT ON THE KING'S ORDERS, BUT WHY DID HE ORDER IT SO?" You boom again.

"BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN TO GUARD THE CITY!" Not enough men? How? Larisa is one of the most militarized cities in Hellas, second only to Salamis in terms of trained soldiers. Considering the many men you saw on the road, it is not impossible that the soldiery of the city has been sent across the broader region for some reason.

"AND WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE ENOUGH MEN? DID THE KING SEND THEM SOMEWHERE?"

"YES, THE KING SENT THEM TO LOOK FOR PRINCE ACHILLES AND QUEEN THE-" the reply is cut off suddenly. Somebody shut up the idiot on the walls. Not that it matters. The prince and queen are missing!
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>>5581124
The gate in front of you begins to open.

Behind it stands a single man in armor but unarmed. He is dressed as a Myrmidon. He addresses you.

"You are a lord I take it?" A stupid question. What else would you be, a barbarian? Your annoyance at these men is growing by the second.

"That I am- Nikandros, son of Hippomedon. I have come to speak to my Lord Peleus, but now learn that Lady Thetis and Lord Achilles are missing. Explain this to me." This is a command, not a request. You are concerned.

"Lord Nikandros, please follow me." The soldier politely orders you. He begins to turn his back to you to lead the way. A foolish decision. Does this man not know you could break him with no more trouble than a slave might have picking an apple? You stay put. For one, you do not take orders from commoners. For another, this situation is highly suspicious to you.

"No, Myrmidon, you will answer my question here and now. What has happened?" This is nonnegotiable. There is an edge to what you say now.

He freezes in place, likely realizing the mistake he has made. He begins to speak.

"My lord, I am under orders to not-" He stops and again reevaluates his position. Perhaps he realizes that you are far more dangerous than any future punishment.

"... Queen Thetis and Prince Achilles went missing two days ago. King Peleus has sent the vast majority of the city's garrison to look for them in the local area, but no sign of them has been found. With the absence of the garrison the King ordered the gates shut and all travelers denied entry." Fear, you suspect, has made him true.

So, the goddess and the warrior-prince are missing. You immediately understand why you were supposed to have been barred entry. This is a scandal- no, a shame on the house of Peleus. It is an event that can only occur in a house disunited, one that reflects most poorly on the head of the family. You have no doubt that the goddess left of her own accord and likely spirited her son with her. But why? You think for but a moment.

The call to arms, the reason you are here in the first place... the goddess does not want her son to leave... and so prevents him from doing so in the only way she knows how. By kidnapping, just as the gods have always done. The overzealous mother protects her son, without the blessing of the husband. A goddess needn't obey a mortal spouse. This explanation coheres quite well with what you know of gods, mothers, and Prince Achilles. What are you going to do with this deduction?

>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?

>Turn around and walk away. Getting into the internal affairs of your liege's family does not strike you as especially wise.

>Question the Myrmidon more. (What?)

>Something else?
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>>5581127
>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?
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>>5581127
>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?

It's time for that big brain of Nikon to shine!
Perhaps we can ask if the prince had any favored companions. A lure, so to say.
Can't blame Thetis for not really wanting her son to die or not being too fond of Peleus, especially considering how she ended up meeting him.
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>>5581127
>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?
I see what this is. OOC, we know Achilles was sent to hide among the daughters of Lycomedes. In 'canon', Odysseus sniffs him out by sounding an alarm (he doesn't run for shelter) or by peddling women's jewellery (he picks out a spear and shield).
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>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?
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>>5581142
I wonder if our boy Nikon would be able to see his divine heritage with his special patented GOD EYES. Probably not. That would probably make picking out special people too easy.
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>>5581127
>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?
The butterfly begins flapping its wings. I wonder how much we can change in the outcome.
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>>5581127
>>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?
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>>5581132
>>5581134
>>5581142
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>>5581158

“Myrmidon, take me to see my Lord Peleus.” The man nods wordlessly and begins walking. This time you follow.

You have never seen the city Larisa, although your mother told you much of it in your youth. She attended the wedding of the goddess and the king here. Well, perhaps attended is an overstatement of the reality. She was in the city when the two were wed but did not see the ceremony itself. The city was, in her words, “full of men and gods and daemons of all kinds”. It was as if Olympus and Elysium and Hellas came together for a chance moment- all was gold, silver, and ivory. The city teemed with song, the nobility walking the same halls as their gods for a brief day and night of merriment. Wine and ambrosia ran in the streets.

There is no wine and ambrosia now. The walls of the buildings in the city are covered in aging painted art, the statues are by your lights plain. Nor does the city you walk through have much in the way of gaiety. To the contrary, there is a tangible miasma of fear. Your guide is generating no small amount of it- he is, as they say, caught between a rock and a hard place. You do not concern yourself with his petty feelings.

The empty streets facilitate a swift journey to the heart of the city. The palace of Peleus at least impresses you. Its stonework outstrips anything you have ever seen before, intricate engravings covering every inch of the flawless walls. A gift of Hephaestus perhaps? You stop at the open door.

There is much risk in this. You have barged into affairs not your own and made a man violate the orders of your liege in doing so. It is not physical risk- the old man and the dregs of the garrison do not scare you. It is a risk concerning your reputation and honor, your Kleos and Timae. King Peleus could ruin you for your disrespect- at least, if he were not currently dealing with this crisis. But risk brings opportunity. You could, by assisting a man who is rightly thought the second most powerful in all of Hellas, vault over a great many other men. You cross the Rubicon.

The splendor of the palace interior does not surprise you. Fine statuary, exotic plants overgrowing their vases, lighting bordering on the supernatural. There are even gold engravings covering the walls, somehow more sophisticated than even the exterior. Could a goddess live with less? You put the question out of mind.

In a minute you reach the furthest interior of the palace. Another door stops you in your tracks. Again you stop and think. How do you plan to approach the king?
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>>5581235
>With humility and grace. The social chasm between yourself and Peleus is greater than that separating the east from the west. By being courteous and helpful, you will convince the old man that you can help him with… whatever this is. [Charisma/Willpower check]

>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]

>With force. The old man has lost his touch, the power that he used once to go from an exile to a master of untold souls. Get him on the back foot, take a dominating rhetorical position, and impose your will on the future of this partnership. [Willpower/Strength check]

>Another approach?

Be careful now anons. If you have particular suggestions about/modifications of the given approaches, put them out there.
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>>5581235

Kings and gods are prideful.

Perhaps we can discretely offer services to Peleus, surely a King as wise as he can think of a use for the grandson of the Divines?

>basically, offer our services to Peleus without implying that he actually needs our help.
>perhaps we can locate Thetis using our more supernatural contacts and appeal to her on a more direct level given our heritage?

In-character, I’m sure we’d know that the gods are settling in with popcorn given the upcoming entertainment of the war and so we can reasonably assume someone has eyeballs on Achilles.
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>>5581240
>>5581242

Oops, I posted before you did Homer.

My suggestion would sort of fall into your middle choice:

>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]

Basically, we can chat with the Gods on his behalf and because we’re not directly related to the situation, the local divinities might be more willing to be honest.
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>>5581235
>You cross the Rubicon.
Reee Romans go home, Aeneas a shit.

More seriously

>With humility and grace. The social chasm between yourself and Peleus is greater than that separating the east from the west. By being courteous and helpful, you will convince the old man that you can help him with… whatever this is. [Charisma/Willpower check]
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>>5581240
What I would aim to do is to make it clear that our intention isn't transactional per se. We know Thetis and Achilles are gone and we want him to be involved in the fighting solely for the fact that him being such a renowned warrior is bound to draw out the greatest heroes the enemy can muster. And we seek to defeat said enemies and wash ourselves in glory. We aren't trying to coerce Peleus or blackmail him in any way. But going without his favor to retrieve his son steps far outside of not only our duty but also authority given his wife would undoubtedly turn us away.

We do have an interest in bringing Achilles back but twisting the arm of our liege and an old man, using the bonds of paternity no less is vile.

But I also don't know exactly what kind of man Peleus is. Does Nikon have any particular insight in that regard or has he been kept distant enough to not know much of his lord?
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>>5581250

This is a pretty good take as well
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>>5581250
Nikon is not personally familiar with the man, having only briefly met him in Mycenae upon his accession to the status of a full Hellenic noble. He certainly knows the rumors/stories.

>Peleus was born, alongside his elder brother Telamon, to the king of the minor southern island Aegina. The brothers murdered their half-brother not confirmed, but widely assumed whom their father favored.
>After their exile for this crime they joined the famed expedition of the Argonauts. Peleus and Telamon were mighty warriors and close associates of Heracles on the journey. It was in the Black Sea that he is said to have first met and fallen in love with his future wife, Thetis.
>Also on this expedition was the former king of Phthia, whom Peleus befriended. He married that king's only daughter upon their return from the expedition.
>Not long after, Peleus's father in law died in a hunting accident again, widely assumed to have been murder. He inherited the throne and some years later his wife committed suicide You get the picture here.
>Later, according to the dictate of Zeus and maybe/maybe not with the agreement of the goddess in question, he married Thetis.

Of course, Peleus fought in many other minor battles besides these. He lived a rather exciting life before settling down in his old age. In a phrase, Peleus could be described as a "power-hungry bastard". Of course, nobody ever told the King that in the past because he was one of the most dangerous men in Hellas. Now nobody says it because of the incredible power and prestige of his position. But he's also old and rumored to be close to handing over the throne to his only son, so perhaps he's softened with age.
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>>5581240
>>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check
Maybe.....
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>>5581261
Oh, I should also say that Peleus is known to be a grandson of Zeus. So in terms of divine parentage you and he are probably close to par.
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>>5581261
In that case it might behoove us to seem like a brutish battle chaser. Someone he can manipulate and more importantly manipulate into serving his son faithfully. No one is wary of the dog that is on its leash after all.

Of course by the time he realizes his mistake he'll probably have backed himself in a corner, abdicated or died. Not that it would really matter, I doubt we'd plan to try and oust Achilles from his seat anyway. That he more than likely will never ascend, should have worn boots.

But ambitious people truly despise even the idea of anyone else fostering their own ambitions. Decisions decisions.
>>5581264
Dammit, Zeus.
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>>5581240
>With force. The old man has lost his touch, the power that he used once to go from an exile to a master of untold souls. Get him on the back foot, take a dominating rhetorical position, and impose your will on the future of this partnership. [Willpower/Strength check]
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>>5581240
>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]
I like what >>5581276 suggests. If we can look like a war hawk, we can tell a half-truth about wanting glory from the war.
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>>5581127
>Tell the Myrmidon that you will meet with King Peleus now. He has a problem, perhaps you have a solution?
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>>5581240
>>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]
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>>5581240
>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]
Like him, we have fresh god's blood, we would be able to speak to his wife without incurring divine wrath. His myrmidon may be many, but they do not have this blessing.
He is our lord, and it is our duty to help, so we will find his family and convince them to return.
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>>5581240
>>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]
>>5581276
I'll support the write-in, paint ourselves as a not quite mindless glory-seeker. Good enough to have around, not good enough to plot. Just play it straight ahem and it should work out. We want Achilles there so there is more glory in winning this fight, nothing more.
Maybe namedrop our father, he can make the connection to our need for fame, and sniff an opportunity. Don't say it directly, let him think he's getting one over us.
Don't appear like an Odysseus-type smart guy, that would backfire I think.
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>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]

I mean, it is our duty to assist our lord in the matters that concern him.
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>>5581240
>>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]
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>>5581276
I support the write-in. Make it clear that we find it’s our duty to aid him. Present ourselves as a simple man, wishing for conventional glory, but also content in our position as a lord under him.
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Hey Homer, is it possible to acquire the favour of multiple gods? Or are they jealous about who they bless?
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>>5581240
>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]

Is the strength stat equal to Nikon’s intelligence stat.
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>>5581440
>Hey Homer, is it possible to acquire the favour of multiple gods? Or are they jealous about who they bless?

Not Homer but wasn't some storys about that? The one I remember is Athenas and Poseidon fighting for a city.

You cant use just one boon at time or use one more that the other, or bad thing start happen
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>>5581528
>The one I remember is Athenas and Poseidon fighting for a city.
The city of Athens, specifically. They each gave a gift and the one chosen by the King as the better would become the patron of the city. Poseidon gave them horses, Athena gave them olive trees. You can guess who won.

In mythology, it was possible but rare for more than one god to favour the same mortal. Perseus got Athena's polished shield, Hermes's winged sandals, Zeus's harpe and Hades's helm of invisibility when he was sent to kill Medusa but we're talking about the only hero who rivaled Heracles for the title of greatest hero of antiquity, and even he was favoured primarily by Athena. I wouldn't be surprised if was straight up impossible for us.
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>>5581240
>With direct frankness. The King is in a poor position, but you are the only noble who yet knows of what has befallen his household. He deludes himself thinking that his mortal army has a chance at finding the goddess. You will help him help himself. [Intelligence/Willpower check]

That's just how we roll. Asking nymphs to fuck and lords to fight.
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Rolled 18, 19 = 37 (2d20)

>>5581441
In every respect, yes. 17/24 for a generic +5 bonus on both stats.

>>5581365
About that. while he is your liege- which is to say, you pay taxes to him in addition to the taxes you pay to Agamemnon- in reality the system of obligation connecting the minor lords, major lords, and high king is highly frayed due to the events of the previous ~50 years. More on this later.

>>5581440
In terms of equivalency to the starter trait? Basically impossible. Getting Olympians on your side is not so much a matter of ability, more a matter of luck than anything else. You would have to be lucky indeed to manage that twice. The "canonical" Achilles was favored by Athena in addition to the obvious patronage of his mother, but let me say now that Achilles is not someone who you should compare yourself to overmuch. However, the possession of Olympian Blood does make it quite plausible that you could, say, acquire the favour of Boreas or Nike or some other lesser (but still potent!) being. In addition, there is the matter of your grandparent to consider. OOC the gods generally consider mortals fun playthings, but even they care for their kin. There will be opportunities later.
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>>5581617
>A majority for Direct Frankness, with reasonable support for allowing your motivation to appear to be a strong desire to get the Prince into the action of the war It's a clever idea and to a lesser degree true, ever important for an inexperienced negotiator

Your mother used to say that honey catches more flies than vinegar. In this case, however, you are hardly dealing with a fly. You will approach the king in something approaching earnest- you came here to see Prince Achilles and get him on the road with you to Mycenae, only to find the gates closed and the prince reported missing. You will tell him what you really think- this business of the army will not work out. He needs someone who can actually deal with the intervention of the blessed gods. Unspoken, that he needs you.

>Roll me 2d20, Bo2, +4 (on a split stat check you average the bonus, rounding up. I give you an extra point for the write-in). You will need to beat my rolls for each part: 2d20 +1. Bo2 because you caught Peleus with his chiton off, so to speak, but he is not inclined to hear advice from a man of your status.
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Rolled 2, 7 + 4 = 13 (2d20 + 4)

>>5581665
uhhhh
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Rolled 9, 4 + 4 = 17 (2d20 + 4)

>>5581665
Christ, Peleus, P L E A S E
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>>5581665
Damn bro really wants NO help. Well he has his pride if nothing else.
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>>5581671
Alas, your run of luck concerning social affairs has ended. Now you get your first taste of what led to so much of the suffering of the Hellenic expedition: pride, pride, and more kingly pride. There are consequences to not having the skill to placate heroic egos
>13 v 19, 11 v 20: strong failures both
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>>5581665
Damn, the man is angry
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>>5581671
Christ can't help us anon. It's too early for that.
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Realistically, he’ll probably just shout us off and tell us to fuck off. Which is probably fine, but it’d be est to stay away from him for the time being.
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>>5581679

Well, hopefully we don’t do any permanent damage to our reputation?

I would be sort of amused if we roll through the Trojan War pissing everyone off though and then up dying as an afterthought
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>>5581691
Greeks are prone to over reaction, and he is our lord
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>>5581692
He’ll probably just lose any respect he had for us and he might complicate our going to Troy, but I doubt that’d stop us too much.
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>>5581692
Poor sis will become a spinster if we're like that all the time.
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>>5581693
Fair enough, but Vassals are still owed their rights, we aren’t some random peasant he could just execute. Disparage us? Sure. But harm us physically? I doubt it.
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Since we didn't pick autism, we probably won't insult him, just hurt his enormous ego.
Normally that wouldn't be that bad, but the man is an allegedly mass assassin
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>>5581692
I'm going to lose my shit if he hucks us out of the city and later on we wind up actually getting along with Achilles.

>>5581696
This is unacceptable. She WILL have her man.
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>>5581705

Well everyone knows this guy is an asshole, so there might be unintended benefits in pissing him off?
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>>5581704
We’re also a regenerating giant. It’d take a pretty magical assasin to do it, so I’m not too concerned. He’ll kick us out of the town, and send us on our way. I doubt Homer would want to kill our protag because of one single roll.
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>>5581705
>I'm going to lose my shit if he hucks us out of the city and later on we wind up actually getting along with Achilles.
This is not at all unlikely imo, Achilles and his dad have little in common.

>This is unacceptable. She WILL have her man.
I agree completely. And we WILL have a woman to love and live a long, happy life, unlike approximately 95% of our peers.
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>>5581696
We must find sister a good husband, and make sure he survives the war.
Getting a happy ending to a trojan war should give us enough glory to be remembered
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>>5581711
One thing about the woman to love, how will Nikon find someone tall enough?
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>>5581709
Now I'm thinking of him putting poison on our wine, us drinking everything and then just walking it off.
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>>5581717
Find someone else with god’s blood I imagine? Or marry a daemon? A nymph of some sort? We’ll see what clicks.
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>>5581715
Yep, we’ll be the one guy that historians remember that came out of the war better than he entered.
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>>5581708
While that would be fair, all we may get out of this is reputation for being impudent since we aren't actually slighting him overtly and making a clear statement about him that might get around. Saying that his men can't handle the task speaks ill of his soldiers which can be interpreted as an insult to him but it isn't directly saying he's a shitheel who can't hire competent people/battlemasters. Whereas if it came out that we said to his face we think he is incapable of keeping his kid and wife safe that would buy us brownie points with anyone who hates Peleus.

But that is a very cool attitude to have. Looking out for silver linings is tight. We should all try to stay positive.

>>5581711
>"Your dad is kind of a dick."
>"Word bro, I'll drink to that."

We did promise to come back to her alive. Thus death is simply not an option.

>>5581717
>tfw
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>>5581718
Nah we are just a young minor lord for him not much else. He will say something along the lines of "know your place lordling". Killing us with this war coming ? Nah, we are better used in this conflict

>>5581705
I also agree. We will find a good man.
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This may seem like a critfail, but I assure that far worse happens when the wrath heroes and gods is truly kindled. In an alternate timeline, where Nikandron is not the warrior he is... https://youtu.be/XSoG7m1V6aw

You bid the Myrmidon to open the door. There is a hesitancy to his action, as like that of a coward who knows he rides into disaster.

The King's private chamber is surprising plain in comparison to the rest of the palace. Fine armor stands on the far wall, a massive spear of ashwood hanging above it. Before you sits Peleus with a cup of dark wine. His robes are fine cloth, of a make you do not recognize. He is slumped over, visibly drawn.

He is the oldest man you have ever seen- which makes sense, you know him to antedate even the Atreid dynasty in Mycenae. His head rises slowly, long gray hair clearing itself out of his face. He looks at you, and for a moment his eyes appear fogged to you in a fashion reminiscent of your mother in the earlier stages of her condition.

"Telamon?" The words are almost whispered out, like air out knocked out of the lungs. Does he think you his famed brother? The resemblance pleases you- Telamon was known to be second only to Heracles in strength and build among the Argonauts.

Before you can respond his countenance visibly metamorphoses. His eyes change- there is a lucidity. He frowns and looks to the man to your right, who is currently shriveling up like a prune.

"Who is this man Kopreus?" You are now insulted- he addresses the commoner before yourself?

"Nikandros son of Hippomedon your majesty" He answers quickly.

"Why is he in my palace Kopreus?" His tone is still even.

You decide to cut in.

"My Lord Peleus, I-" Peleus' eyes flick over to you. He stands at which you cease speaking, your will failing you. He begins walking, cup in hand, his back straightening as he does so. He must have been tall and broad in his youth- he is nearly of a height with yourself. Your confidence is rapidly fading.

"Who do you think you are, you who addresses me without being asked, who barges into my home without being invited, who is in my city against my own decree?" His voice rises at each line. Nobody has ever quite raised their voice at you like this.

"I-"

"That was not a question FOOL" His voice now thunders, sounding not at all like that of a haggard old man. You are shocked into silence.
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>>5581748
"I will tell you who you are. You are an insolent, shameless, bumpkin who supposes that he has something to offer me. I assure you that you do not- and be thankful for that. For had you something of worth, I would have demanded it as restitution. As it stands, your sister and mother would be a waste even among my slaves. Your armor is not even fit for my soldiers to practice on." At this he stops for a brief second in thought.

"Were I my younger self I would have broken your legs and pitched you from the walls of the city. Were my son here, I would have him do it" He stops to take a breath, age clearly having taken its toll on his stamina. You remain quiet.

"But I am not my younger self, and my son is not here. I do not have the time or patience to suffer an uppity lordling. Leave me." At this, he slumps again, his will spent. You...

>Leave him, leave the city, and vow to forget this ever happened. You have never been so dishonored in your life.

>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.

>Stay here and try to get him to see reason (This will require a Will check)

>Something else?
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>>5581749
>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.

Prudence.
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>>5581749
>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.
Not really an insult when the man looks like he already has a foot in Hades is it? Let him enjoy his Alzheimer's, we have a prince and a goddess to find
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>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.

Let him choke on his pride, while we get Achilles, someone who actually matters into the fight for Troy.
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Revenge is sweetest when it comes with a dose of “I told you so” after all.
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>>5581759
Thankfully our father's trait should make us more resistant to it.
But live examples are always useful
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>>5581761
Should I delete my reply now that the post is gone?
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>>5581761
Yeah, pride isn’t a bad thing, people should have pride in who they are, but there’s a reason why it”s the killer of 90% of Greek heroes.
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>>5581763
Nah, it’s fine. I deleted it because I repeated “after all” again, which irked my writing standards.
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>>5581749
>>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance

Old men is really sad that he cant go to war.

>>5581715
>We must find sister a good husband, and make sure he survives the war.
>Getting a happy ending to a trojan war should give us enough glory to be remembered

>Picrel
>"Can I ask you a thing my friend, before we face battle?"
>"What is your opinion of witches? And... Strong spirit womans?
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>>5581768
Fuck
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I will update again ~24 hours from now
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>>5581749
Must resist the urge to smugly state that his son isn't here. Nor his far too good for him wife. So fuck him and his wishes.

>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.
We'll find his fucking kid. Just to prove we could.

>>5581764
Pride in your accomplishments? Great. Pride in your titles which have probably been held by countless other people? Wack.
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>>5581749

>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.
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>>5581749
>>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.
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>>5581749
>>Leave him, but linger in the city. This senile bastard can sit alone in the darkness, and you will attempt to conduct your own investigation of the disappearance.
Well could have gone worse.
Like he could have actually done those threaths. Perhaps he will still do them. I wouldn't be surprised
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On a scale of 1 to instant simultaneous aneurysm and heart attack how pissed do you think Peleus would be if we found Achilles and took him with us straight to Agamemnon's mustering point?

He'd definitely have our sister and mom killed. But would the stress and rage induced blood pressure kill him before he could give the order?
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You, without saying a further word, back out of the room. The Myrmidon shuts the door behind you. Your emotions are turbulent. Rage, Fear, … Pity? You spend a moment sorting it out. Beside you the Myrmidon is hyperventilating, no doubt dealing with his own response to playing a crucial part in enraging a man who could have him flayed alive and fed to the dogs.

>What divine emotion does this encounter with Peleus engender in Nikandron above all? A secret subtrait of Olympian Blood. I didn’t expect it to come up this early, but life is full of surprises.

>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]

>You are quickly breathing yourself. The ramifications of your actions have just hit you- what harm could come to your family and your people if Peleus intends to one day act on his anger. Reason tells you that he has no motivation to do so, that he will be too busy with the fallout of this last two days to even remember to think about your family- but potent anxiety for the first time is filling your breast. You will remember to fear what can do harm to those you love. [Trait: Enhanced Fear: Like mighty Zeus himself, you fear the real threats to your life and legacy. I will flag things that set off this second sense. May later change to Paranoia.]

>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
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>>5582121
You set aside your feelings. The Myrmidon next to you has begun to settle down. You realize that you will need a guide if you want to find the Prince. You might as well use this man, who will surely want to do something to get back into his master’s good graces.

“Myrmidon, follow me.” You command, he obeys. This Myrmidon might have the intelligence of the common mortal man, but he at least follows your orders. You exit the palace speedily, not wasting any time. You decide to go to the agora to plan your next step. The next minutes are tense, the dead streets beginning to weigh on your nerves.


The people are afraid of their Lord’s wrath. A sensible feeling- Peleus would hardly be the first tyrant in Hellas to ever channel his own affliction on his subjects. With your recent experience you even feel a smidge of pity for these common folk, so dependent on the fickle passions of gods and nobles alike. There it is, the marketplace. Nothing is being sold. You are not here for wares, but rather to have an acceptable area to plan in far from the palace.

The man following you speaks. “My lord, what are you doing?” A legitimate question you suppose.

“We must find Lord Achilles and his mother… Kopreus, was it? You shall assist me in this effort.” He processes this information slowly and then nods, resigned to his fate. The events of the last hour have not done his resolve to resist much good. How to go about this…

>Write in how you want to look for Achilles and Thetis. Also roll. I need 1d20+5 [Intelligence], Bo3. I will combine the results of these efforts to generate the first step of the investigation.
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>>5581235
>You cross the Rubicon.
>Ancient Greece
>Cross the Rubicon
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5582121
Oh man these can all backfire gloriously. But I feel like only lesser men cannot control their anger. So I have to vote for

>Sympathy
I figure it'll make a nice juxtaposition with most of the big names in the war, with their fiery and passionate personalities.

>>5582124
Thetis is associated with the sea and water, right? Maybe we could seek out nearby places that one may board a boat or ship and see if any spirits of daemons linger to ask if they have noted her passage. We cannot escape the moisture. We can also ask for sailors and boatmen similar questions. One of them getting or seeing a fellow get a big payday for a pair of nobodies concealing their identities.
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5582121
>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
Pity the poor man on deaths door. We'll be seeing enough of that kind of thing soon enough.

>>5582124
Try and find out the places where Achilles went often. And all the places he would never go to. That'd be a good start.
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>>5582150
Spirits OR daemons rather. Damn these fat hands.
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>>5582121
>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
>>5582124
If Thetis and Achilles wanted to avoid the muster, they would probably hide somewhere secure with someone they trust. The first thing to do is visit all the nearby vassals and see if they have any new guests of note. If that fails to turn up anything, I support >>5582150.
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>>5582150
>Oh man these can all backfire gloriously
>Exactly.
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5582155
Forgot to roll.
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>>5582150
So 14 is our high roll. Not great, not terrible?
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>>5582150
>>5582151
>>5582155
>idea for thetis
>idea for achilles
>idea for both
True harmony is found in balance.
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>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
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When asking around, we should also cloak our identity: we don’t exactly want Peleus to hear about us still being in the city and asking around for his family.
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>>5582170
Yep. I support all three of those suggestions. They’re all pretty good leads, I’d say.
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>>5582121
>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]

Burning brightly.

I'll support what has been already said >>5582170.
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>>5582192
That is very smart.
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I do wonder where Patroclus is during this situation.
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I’ve chosen sympathy, if only because everyone is going to be suffering during the Trojan war. Like, fucking everyone. It’s a tragedy in every sense of the word in my eyes. Getting bonuses with almost everyone there seems pretty fucking great.
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>>5582124
>>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
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>>5582192
My companion, you are a musclebound giant walking the empty streets of a major city. Without shapechanging magic this is impossible.
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>>5582234
No way man you just don't get it man, walk with a stoop and a cane and a big ratty cloth covering us. It's super incognito. Tell Kopreus to take his clothes off, too. No one will suspect a thing if he isn't in uniform.
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>>5582121
>>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
I would rather be dead than senseless to the souls of man.
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>>5582121
>>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]

If something else that your will control your body then you are not better that a animal, be lust and anger, or love and fear.

>>5582124

>>5582155
>>5582150
>Thetis is associated with the sea and water, right? Maybe we could seek out nearby places that one may board a boat or ship and see if any spirits of daemons linger to ask if they have noted her passage. We cannot escape the moisture. We can also ask for sailors and boatmen similar questions. One of them getting or seeing a fellow get a big payday for a pair of nobodies concealing their identities
>If Thetis and Achilles wanted to avoid the muster, they would probably hide somewhere secure with someone they trust. The first thing to do is visit all the nearby vassals and see if they have any new guests of note. If that fails to turn up anything,
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>>5582121
>>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]
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>>5582121
>>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
I support the write-ins. Thetis was a sea goddess, this is where she would feel safest.
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>>5582121
>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]

Mouthing off about our moms like that!
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>>5582170
Supporting the combo approach
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>>5582121
>>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]
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>>5582121
>>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
Feels

>>5582150
>Thetis is associated with the sea and
water, right? Maybe we could seek out nearby places that one may board a boat or ship and see if any spirits of daemons linger to ask if they have noted her passage. We cannot escape the moisture.
Support this
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>>5582121

>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]

This is probably the most interesting and unexpected option narratively.
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>>5582121
>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
Will we be the only one in Greece with something like this?
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>>5582412

We’ll probably be remembered as a naive idiot who refused to fight when the time comes, but given that this is Ancient Greece, no one will learn anything from this cautionary tale
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>>5582419
>We’ll probably be remembered as a naive idiot who refused to fight when the time comes, but given that this is Ancient Greece, no one will learn anything from this cautionary tale

>Then Nikandros come back home, with gold in one hand and a boy in the other, to live and die as a dutiful king.
>Forever his reign shall be remember as the one of shame and cowardice.
>The Man That Returned.
>If he had just done something our victory would have been certain and our heroes would have lived a few more weeks.
>Everything is his fault. The rivers tried to warn us but we did not listen.

Nikandros later on becomes a synonym for slacker. Not that anyone was brave enough to say it in our face. Or in our city.
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>>5582121
>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]
NO ONE INSULTS SISTER AND MOM! NO ONE!
I got no ideas. Niko may be big brained but mine is small
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>>5582121
>>A strange feeling in your breast. How the old man looked so like your mother! It is pathetic, his position- a king of nothing, ruling a city wreathed in long-faded glory. His anguish is not so foreign to you either. Your pride rankles, but your heart feels. [Trait: Sympathy- a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.]
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>>5582571
>I got no ideas. Niko may be big brained but mine is small

Headbutt a palace wall until it tell you here they are.

Bigbrained = More DMG
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>>5582589
Got to lift until the mushy head muscle grows
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>>5582121
>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]

Very nice quest so far. I prefer Anger Issues over being overly empathetic. I know the +2 looks good, but we're duty-bound to fight people who are both suffering and justifiable from certain points of view. Not to mention that entering an aresteia would be very cool!
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Aristeia are a double edged sword, since they often result in the death of said hero. No thank you. Besides, everyone and their mother has anger issues in Greece. I’d like to try something different. Defy convention.
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>>5582626
No need to worry, if I counted right, sympathy is very far ahead

>Sympathy
12

>Rage
6
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>>5582632
>No need to worry, if I counted right, sympathy is very far ahead
>If I counted right

How you can count if we dont pick that skill?
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>It takes a supreme effort of will to prevent yourself from throwing that door back open and killing him with your bare hands. The arrogance! The dishonor! Not just your own, but what he said about your sister and mother and your ancestral armor! You will not forget this, you will repay this petty king in full. [Trait: Enhanced Rage- like the gods, your anger burns hotter and longer than most mortals can comprehend. You are more likely to enter an aresteia (google it). May later change to Menis, Godlike Rage.]
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>>5582624
Just because we understand that they are suffering or in pain doesn't mean we won't fight or kill them if necessary. The same argument can be made for the other two as well in terms of resisting its effects of course.

But I'd also rather decrease our chances of going into a rage and getting killed and breaking our promise to sister as much as possible. Sure we'd paint our self in glory but we'd also be breaking a vow. A rock and a hard place.
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>>5582412
No. While exceedingly rare, and unheard of among battle-hardened frontier nobles like yourself, there are certain heros you will meet who are at a similar level of humanistic development. This is the trait Achilles canonically unlocks at the end of the Iliad.

>>5582626
Aristeiai are definitely not an double edged sword in this quest. They are, by epic definition, the most badass kleos-worthy thing you can do. You're actually much less vulnerable to a coward's arrow while on one tha. n otherwise. And to the contrary, this is a divine emotion- i.e., a level of feeling only the gods and their kin reach.

>>5582639
Kek
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>>5582419
Not to worry anon, sympathy is more of a "gee, look at the princess's tears, I feel kinda bad about killing her father and brothers" style of trait.
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>>5582710
>Half of the army die
>Yeah, this war suck

>Die the boy that dont fear witches and dommy girls
>Nika pass the Aristeiai phase and go directly to Godlike Rage
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>>5582727
Humorous, but there is a misconception there. Menis is a trait, a godlike temper that has depths and heights even those of weak divine ancestry cannot comprehend. The Iliad is about many things, but fundamentally it is the story of Achilles's superhuman rage and its consequences. As a note, the proper Greek for Menis is literally only used to describe the anger of gods and Achilles. An aristeia is, in this quest, a kind of combat flow-state which immensely enhances lethality and durability.
>Calling the vote. Sympathy wins, and you will investigate first the local areas Achilles was known to frequent and second whether there are any daemons Thetis is familiar with/who saw her departure. 14, slight success.
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Great quest so far. Also, I don't think we really need the rage. There are more than enough rage-filled heroes in greek myth. The things done in rage are often the things most punished. I'm hoping that our boy despite, his pride as a noble and ancestry, stays human in mind.
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>>5582780
If we speak in spoiler, can the gods hear us?
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>>5582913
Thank you!

>>5582942
All I know is sung into my heart by the Muses. Therefore if I do, they do.

You think deeply about how to approach this. All you know about Thetis and Achilles comes from rumor and hearsay. Logically, you should check the nearby vassals for any new guests. Thetis likely has shapechanging magic, being a goddess. However, the great northern army of Myrmidons is already doing this. A rare instance of numbers being superior to a task over skill and nobility. What an individual can do better is follow specific leads, especially ones needing special skills to pick up on.

Checking both of their trails is prudent. You decide to look around the areas of the city Achilles frequented first.

“Kopreus, tell me, how well do you know the prince?”

“I served in his honor guard when he was younger sir. I am not especially close to him like his tutor or companion Patroklos, but I am known to him and he to me”. What a stroke of luck to have acquired this invaluable man!

“Where did Achilles spend his time in the city?”

“Always in the training yard sir. Refining his own skills, dueling anyone he could convince to take the ring with him, drilling the men both individually and in formation. This is how we first discovered his absence- Achilles starts every morning working through his fundamental forms alongside Patroklos, and he was not there. In the heat of midday he would rest in the palace and study rhetoric and other princely matters under Lord Phoinix. Otherwise, he was…” Kopreus stops, perhaps wondering if he should divulge this next topic. You gesture for him to continue. He sighs and does so.

“In the brothel. Even as a boy he was fond of women, and aging only strengthened his virility.” Understandable, if somewhat distasteful to you. The brothel of Phthia likely has some women of noble blood in it, suitable partners unlike commoners. A series of thoughts comes to you.

“Did he have a preferred woman?” If he did, perhaps he told her of his thoughts on the expedition. Maybe she even knows where he would want to go.

“That I do not know sire. It is not like we accompanied him inside.” Still useful.

“What of Patroklos and Phoinix?” Other leads.

“Lord Patroklos has left the city leading the eastern search party. Phoinix is… back in the palace probably. He is a retainer of the prince, not a commander of the army.” Phoinix is another lead, but you would rather avoid returning to the palace if at all possible.
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>>5582954
Kopreus has been of immense help to your thought process, but some matters a fullblooded mortal cannot aid you in. Supposing the bards are accurate, Thetis is a Nereid- a daughter of the Old Man of the Sea. Like the naiad you met earlier, she undoubtedly speaks much with her sisters and cousins. You can head down to the docks on the Peneus to see if one is there. Even if one isn’t, perhaps she has other friends among the local daemons. Or one saw her leave. Wait a moment, you doubt she left by the docks. A goddess likely disdains mortal travel speeds. They also, if the stories are true, can spirit mortals away with unknown magics.

Now that you think about it, the only story of a real god travelling by ship you know concerned Dionysus. In his youth he travelled among mortals and toured the far east. He even turned a whole band of pirates into large fish in one such tale. Perhaps Thetis became accustomed to mortal methods in her decades as the wife of the petty king. Still, it is unlikely that you can track the goddess in any other way. The docks of Phthia are outside of the main walls, so you can do that next if the brothel tells you nothing. Your last encounter with a daemon went infinitely better than your time in the palace, so you much prefer it to finding Phoinix.

“Kopreus, take me to the brothel. Let us see if any trace of the prince is there.” Other than his seed that is, which is of little use to you. If your sister was here she could use his precious bodily fluids in a magic ritual to gain an intuitive sense of where he is, but she is not.

“As you wish sir.” Kopreus leads you from the agora down a back alley. The buildings and decorations become more expensive rather than less in time- you suppose that the brothel a noble would frequent must be in a wealthier part of the city. Here you begin to see some foot traffic, servants and slaves running errands for their masters. They give you a wide berth, perhaps assuming you and Kopreus are doing the same for the King. Are you? Why are you really looking for Achilles and Thetis deep down? You do not know, you are not the kind of man to spend long hours searching his psyche. Chalk it up to the Fates.
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>>5582959
In a few minutes you find the brothel. There is a sign on the outside, marked with symbols you theoretically understand to be language- perhaps the name of the place or a listing of rules. Its outer fence gate is shut. You push it open and enter the premises.

There is a garden on the outside, and a fountain. A true den of pleasure and excess. Nobody is on the grounds, so you continue on to the building with Kopreus trailing you.

There is an older woman at the front, dressed in the finery of a wealthy commoner. The owner you assume. She is attractive even in her middle age- likely a former prostitute. She takes one look at you and smiles widely, assuming that you must be a new noble patron. She stands and curtsies.

“My lord, welcome to our humble establishment. I am Antheia, and I can see to it that even your deepest desires are satisfied. We have a great selection of women, boys, and girls here. It must be *hard* to find a woman capable of handling you.” You note that she does not ask your name. A policy of confidentiality? You hope not.

“Antheia, I am not here for your services. I am looking for Prince Achilles- did he have a favorite among your prostitutes?” Her smile turns into a grimace.

“Sir, we have a strict policy of silence here. I cannot answer that question.” Of course, many wealthy men probably come here and wish to prevent their wives from finding out. Another issue. What shall you do about it?

>Deception. Lie and say you come on the King’s command. Only a madwoman would deny you then. (Charisma/Intelligence check)

>Charm. Surely she can make an exception for you and your task, both being important? (Charisma check)

>Force. She will tell you, or you will make her tell you. At least you will threaten to. (Willpower/Strength check)

>Something else?
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>>5582960
>Charm. Surely she can make an exception for you and your task, both being important? (Charisma check)
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>>5582960
>Charm. Surely she can make an exception for you and your task, both being important? (Charisma check)
We already pissed off the king, best not invoke his authority when we don't actually have it.
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>>5582960
>>Charm. Surely she can make an exception for you and your task, both being important? (Charisma check)

No reason to be a heavy, hard to deal with dick.

>>5582959
>If your sister was here she could use his precious bodily fluids in a magic ritual to gain an intuitive sense of where he is, but she is not.

Lol.

Get a pot full of it if you can and send it to her before we go to Troy.
"Is not a husband, but can be a children if I fail."
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>>5582960

>Charm. Surely she can make an exception for you and your task, both being important? (Charisma check)

It occurs to me that we built Nika to be a brick shithouse and are now trying to diplomance our way through every encounter.

Never change, /qst/
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>>5582997
I know and am getting a solid kek out of it. Willpower and Charisma are by far the most important social stats and they're Nikon's fucking dump stats. Still, being civilized about things might do some good in the long run.
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>Force. She will tell you, or you will make her tell you. At least you will threaten to. (Willpower/Strength check)
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>>5582997
>It occurs to me that we built Nika to be a brick shithouse and are now trying to diplomance our way through every encounter.
>Never change, /qst/

Carrot and stick, boys, carrot and stick. Our carrot is a half eaten potato, but our "stick" is the trunk of a tree with a handle on one end.

If people want the stick is their problem
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>>5582960
>Charm. Surely she can make an exception for you and your task, both being important? (Charisma check)

>>5583012
Being a former prostitute, I'm sure she's used to getting the stick
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>>5582997
It's a hilarious dynamic. A guy walks up, blocking out the sun with his hugeness, it probably sounds like stone grinding on itself as he cranes his neck and politely asks you to comply. Then when you say no he picks you up and chokeslams you from ten feet up with full arm extension and shatters your rib cage.

It's like a gorilla in a suit. Silly, laughable, and stupid until you realize it is still very much a gorilla.
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>>5583015
>Being a former prostitute, I'm sure she's used to getting the stick
ayyyyy lmao
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>>5582997
We will have our cake and eat it too!
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>>5582997
>This comment now reminds me that I haven't posted your complete build yet. You likely will not be earning/unlocking any more traits soon, so here is your char sheet.

Trojan War Quest: Nikandros (Nikon)
Level One
Height: 6’10”
Kleos: Less than none, you got shit-talked by a geriatric. -6 to Kleos checks.
Timae: None, you’re poor. -5 to Timae checks
HP- (10/10)
Strength- (17/24) (+5)
Agility- (13/20) (+1)
Constitution- (14/24) (+2)
Willpower- (11/20) (+0)
Intelligence- (17/24) (+5)
Charisma- (11/20) (+0)
Regional Alignment: Thessalian (+3 STR, +3 AGI)
Traits:
• Dutiful. You are extra diligent in training and easily avoid the petty temptations that lead most to weakness. You get two stat points per level instead of one.
• Tactical Genius: In an age before formal military education, you are the one in a million individual who has just the right mix of genetics and upbringing to intuitively grasp the art of war. Your men will always be in the right formation, you will anticipate the flow of battle accurately, and you may invent unheard of strategies. Your fellows will recognize this extraordinary ability. (+6 intelligence, +4 intelligence cap. In addition to a lot of passive buffs, this trait also makes it so that any military write-in you can imagine within reason, I will accept).
• Giant: The average noble of divine blood is taller than a common mortal man. You, however, are a giant among your peers. You are akin in size to the famed Heracles. (+4 to strength and strength cap and +4 to constitution and constitution cap.)
• Disfavored of the Rivers: The rivers. All of them. It was a childish thing, swearing an oath to have revenge on the rivers of the world in your father’s name. Now your years of refusing to honor the minor gods of the waters has made your name known to them. Or so your sister claims the spirits of the forest say. (-1 agility, -1 strength, -1 constitution. The very veins in your flesh resist you in the name of their greater kin. Beware of the rivers. You will also be hit with 1 automatic failure per thread on rolls pertaining to this deity’s interests. -3 when interacting with aquatic daemons. Additionally, this trait may be later "upgraded" to Enmity.)
• Fresh Olympian Blood: While all Hellenic nobles can point to a god or goddess somewhere in their ancestry, you can do much better. One of your grandparents was a divinity, apparently a potent one, although you don’t know which. Your eyes, flecked with gold, can see the spirits acting on the world. You are afforded far more respect by daemons of all kinds. Your flesh is not like that of lesser men. (+1 to all stats and regenerate 2 health per turn of combat, in addition to the above. +3 when interacting with any supernatural entity lesser than a god.)
• Sympathy: a fledgling movement of the heart, you begin to understand the pains of others. +2 to future social rolls with suffering persons, may later change to Empathy.
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>>5583015
>Being a former prostitute, I'm sure she's used to getting the stick
Kek

Maybe we can use the stick as a diplomatic tool given that we are not good with our tongue as she is.
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Rolled 1 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>5582967
>>5582979
>>5582984
>>5582997
>>5583003
>>5583015
>Give me 1d20+0, Bo3. Beat my roll. -2 for her because even if you don't say it, an armored Myrmidon at your side indicates this being an official thing.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>5583035
lol
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>5583035
I guess she saw the stick. Oof
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5583035
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>5583035
>>5583039

From a 1 to 10 how wet was her?
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>>5583049
Kek
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>>5583049
She fear our stick in place of love it
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>>5583049
Dryer than our love life, apparently.
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>>5583049
>>5583052

I am noticing that we seem to fly through our CHA checks with women and goddesses…

Maybe we have an aura that is invisible to men?
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>>5583057
>I am noticing that we seem to fly through our CHA checks with women and goddesses…
>Maybe we have an aura that is invisible to men?

I will shit my manly skirt if Aphrodite is our grandma.
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>>5583035
>>5583039
>19 v -1. Uh, fuck, that's a pretty good success mang. Never change commoners.

>>5583062
In truth the women acting this way makes sense given your parentage. No spoilers, you will learn in due time.

You open your mouth to begin charming her. You already know what to do. You're important, Prince Achilles is the son of a goddess and is her lord-presumptive. Why make this troublesome when she can just give you a little exception? So easy.

Yet you do nothing of the sort. Antheia looks to Kopreus at your side, looks down at your waistline, cranes her neck to see your part-gold eyes, and presumably decides that this matter is approximately ten-thousand degrees above her paygrade. She dives at your knees in the traditional form of a supplicant.

"My divine lord, I beg you to not kill me for my impudence! Please have mercy on your suppliant and I will tell you all you want about Lord Achilles!" Her voice is almost hysteric and you detect the beginnings of tears at the end. You are surprised- you have never had a woman throw herself in the position of supplicant before, only men begging you let them live You did not, filthy barbaroi. All this and not a word said. Are you truly so fearsome to a common woman? This almost makes up for the blow to your ego that Peleus struck. Almost.

"Antheia, please get off of me. I will do you no harm. Tell me now, did the prince have a favored prostitute?" You find yourself having some pity for her. Are the local lords such beasts as to make a woman cower at a word? The women in your home villages paid you the respect of a son of the gods, but never feared you so. Your opinion of the house of Peleus has dipped quite severely since entering this damned city.

She gets to her feet still shaken.

"Yes my lord, he did. Her name is Nisa, a Boeotian noblewoman. I will take you to see her right away." She walks quickly, glancing at you every so often.

You pass room after room in the large building before ascending a stairwell to get to the second level. You have to duck to do so.

The path ends at a room at the end of the hall. Antheia moves the sheet to the room to allow you to enter.

The room is finely furnished and has a terrace overlooking the gardens below. Preferential treatment for the Prince's favorite it seems. Nisa is currently leaning against the railing, wearing a dress that betrays a womanly figure. Antheia speaks from the hallway.

"Nisa, this is..."

"Nikandros, son of Hippomedon." Kopreus helpfully introduces you. Antheia continues.

"Yes, Lord Nikandros son of Hippomedon. Do whatever he asks, answer any question. My Lord, I leave you to your business." She hastens down the hall and the sheet falls back behind you.

Nisa turns to look at you. She is pretty in an almost motherly way, clearly a decade or more older than the Prince who preferred her. Achilles has uncommon tastes it seems. She bows deeply and begins to speak. Her tone is dulcet.
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>>5583077
"Whatever is my lord's desire, I can do."

"I have questions Nisa...

>Do you know anything about the Prince's disappearance?"

>What was the Prince's opinion on King Agamemnon's call to arms?

>Something else?

Feel free to ask whatever you like, I will update tomorrow and am happy to include much. Only make sure to agree about what you want.
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>>5583079
>>Do you know anything about the Prince's disappearance? Did he tell you anything before leaving?
>>What was the Prince's opinion on King Agamemnon's call to arms?
>Have he ever talk about a hiding place of him with you?
>How big he is? Is he good? My sister is single you see
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>>5583079
>Do you know anything about the Prince's disappearance?"
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>>5583079
>Do you know anything about the Prince's disappearance?"
>"Do you know if he talked of any places outside of the city?"
>"Did he say anything about his mother?"
>"Did he say anything about the war?"
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>>5583077
>In truth the women acting this way makes sense given your parentage.

Okay, lets recap
>Powerfull
>Commanding? Not for charisma
>Low spirits and commoners seem to follow our orders

I'm in blank here.

Maybe Poseidon?
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>>5583077
This is all I can think of now in regards to Nikon.

>>5583079
>>Do you know anything about the Prince's disappearance?"
>>What was the Prince's opinion on King Agamemnon's call to arms?
These are obvious and pertinent questions. But also ask if he speaks about his parents ever. Their desires, favored people or places. Or of his friendships.

Pillowtalk is a mistake, lads.
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>>5583124
You have given me a kek. I shall remember your ID anon.
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>>5583124
At least it's not this one.
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>>5583096
I'll support that
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>>5583128
Seems I was too slow to find the image.
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>>5583128
>>5583129

Based Fishinghat hivemind
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>>5583096
>+1

>>5583122
To be fair, that list describes a good 75% of everyone in this war

Everyone knows it's Priapus anyway
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>>5583122
Ares or Zeus?
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We will be ancient Senator Armstrong? He is the only one that I can see using that cap.

>>5583128
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>>5583165
>Godling flesh, warrior. It regenerates in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Hector.

Hector would probably still kick our ass. I just can't remember any of the other warriors from the Trojan side.
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>>5583185
For the sake of the quest I will reveal that, yes, Hector would annihilate Nikon as he is now. Hector is in the absolute top tier of mortal warriors in the quest, a category that currently includes six individuals.
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>>5583205
Definitely makes sense. You don't get called the greatest of one side if you aren't an absolute beast. But damn is that a sobering thing when you realize that Achilles still clowned the guy on several occasions. The peak is ever far away.

Also how tall is Ajax? He was described as a big fucking boy. Someone we can literally see eye to eye with?
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>>5583218
An inch taller than Nikandros. Peleus mistaking him for Telamon, Ajax's father, wasn't just a fabrication of a failing mind.
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>>5583185
>I just can't remember any of the other warriors from the Trojan side.
Aeneas was pretty tough, though Diomedes beat him up Diomedes also beat up Hector, Aphrodite, and Ares so I wouldn't say losing to him made Aeneas look that bad. Paris was competent as a sniper, less so as a frontline warrior.
After the events of the Illiad the Amazones and Ethiopians also reinforced Troy, but that's a ways off.
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>>5583223
Damn he really is maximum huge. I hope he and Nikon get along. Too bad we probably won't be able to get him with our sister.

>>5583230
Diomedes was just built different. Athena wouldn't get off of that guy.
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>>5583096
+1

Shouldn't we also ask what Achilles looks like?
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>>5583079
+1 to >>5583096 and >>5583273. Taking it one step further, we should ask about identifying marks like unique scars or birthmarks, since Nisa sees him naked on a regular basis.
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>>5581709
>It'd take a pretty magical assassin to do it
Let's not tempt the fates anon
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>>5583096
+1
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>>5583096
>>5583100
>>5583120
>>5583124
>>5583134
>>5583154
>>5583273
>>5583288
>>5583313

>Do you know anything about the Prince's disappearance? Did he tell you anything before leaving?

She thinks for a little while, likely attempting to recall anything referring to his disappearance. Her face takes on a puzzled look.

"No, he did not. He last visited me four days ago, and he normally comes the night before a journey outside of the city. Quite strange now that I reflect on it." Hmm.

>What was the Prince's opinion on King Agamemnon's call to arms?

"Ah, the call of the Atreidae. He was very excited about it. My Pyrrhus is no stranger to fighting, but such a conflict seemed to him to offer much in the way of glory. He told me much of his negotiations with his father concerning the size of the force he was to join the southrons with. An army of twenty-five hundred men seemed to be the final number." Your eyes boggle at the figure. A full sixth of the northern army! And the elites no doubt will join the famed prince. If that is what he alone is bringing, how great of a force could Agamemnon be assembling?

>Have he ever talk about a hiding place of him with you?

She titters a little bit at the question, appearing younger than her years. "A hiding place? For my Pyrrhus? He might punch you for implying he has anyone he would want to hide from! No, no, he has never spoken of such a thing." You suppose that makes sense. The crown prince of Thessaly is not known for cowardice. However, this is the second time she has called him "Pyrrhus". You ask her about the name.

"Pyrrhus? A reference to his hair color. It is red you see, darkish like a dying flame." Ah, a rare color. It must be from his mother's side.

>How big he is? Is he good? My sister is single you see

An eyebrow arches on her face at this question. "A lady does not kiss and tell my lord, it would be scandalous and might drive my lover away. However..." She makes a motion with her hands. An impossible figure for girth, so it must be length. Impressive. Another likely consequence of his divine parentage.
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>>5583318
>Does he speak about his parents, his mother especially?

"Oh yes, he does. He and his father quarrel much. My Pyrrhus always wishes to fight. He has been frustrated at his father's refusal to allow him to campaign in the north for as long as I have been his. There is also the matter of his marriage, which they have never agreed about. He loves his father you know, thanks him for making him the man he is and for bestowing a kingdom upon him, but he has never liked being denied in anything. King Peleus denies him much." She pauses and thinks. At the same time you process the response. Why would Peleus refuse Achilles glory against the barbarians? [Tactical Genius] Agamemnon. It must be. The petty kingdom of Thessaly is ever at odds with the High King in the south. Peleus does not risk marching in full force to maintain his strength in case of an attack by the King. You consider asking about the marriage but decide against it.

"As for his mother... it is different. She is often gone you see, off doing whatever it is the divines do. She loves him much, but he feels she does not respect his abilities enough. She is always so worried about his safety you see, always telling his father to not allow him to fight. When he first had me she came the next day to take her measure of me." She stops and gives you a serious look.

"Pray you never become the lover of a goddess or one of their children. Facing her I felt more terror than even the day I was first enslaved." Interesting, a confirmation of your suspicions about Thetis. You consider following up on the last point but feel it is too personal a question.

>Or friends?

"Friends? Well... he has me, although calling us friends is something of a misnomer. There is Lord Phoinix, although he is more like a teacher than anything. Lord Patroklos and he are very close, but again it is a relation of unequals, Patroklos being his sworn servant. He loved his teacher Chiron dearly, but he died as you likely know. He is fond of his older cousin Ajax- in addition to fighting each other they play this game with little pieces and a board. He promised two months ago to get me a board and teach me, but the war evidently made him forget. But Ajax's duties in the south and his in the north means they rarely see another, which is not much of a friendship." She pauses and moves her head so-and-so, weighing an idea in her mind.

"There is a girl. A princess of Skyros, off the coast of Euboea. I will not tell you more as their relationship is a secret matter in his eyes. I think that he thinks they are much more than friends."
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>>5583319
>Describe his looks, distinctive birthmarks, scars?

"As I said, his hair is a distinct red color and he wears it long and straight, down to his shoulders. His eyes are like yours, although they are blue and gold rather than brown and gold. He is tall- not so tall as you, but perhaps half a head shorter. His skin is tanned like that of a man who spends most of his days training in the sun. His body is powerful- taut and thick with muscle, not like that of a boy at all. He wears no beard as he dislikes the way his hair color makes it look. Birthmarks? None, his skin is perfect like a statue's. Scars? Lord Nikandros, you will not believe me when I say this, but he tells me that he has never suffered a blow in true fighting. Even his ears are not like those of a wrestler's or boxer's, lacking the normal scarring."

You find the last part hard to believe. How could a man not take a scarring blow while training? Your old teacher Iudas once broke your nose on accident while sparring when you were a boy, and even it healed imperfectly. Not to mention the inevitable prick of arrows that comes from fighting northerners, which the Prince certainly has.

Still, she has told you very much. You take it all in. The Prince cannot have wanted to run away from the war. Everything you have just been told, and everything he is known for, contradicts the possibility. The goddess must have wanted to prevent him from fighting and so abducted him against his and his father's wishes. She does not live on Olympus so that possibility is eliminated. A sea goddess must have access to the depths, but that will be quite inhospitable for any mortal.

But where would they go?

>Write in. Use what I have given you and your noggins. Add reasoning please. If you don't have an answer you like, we will proceed on to the docks.
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>>5583124
>Pillowtalk is a mistake
Indeed. Look at everything you have learned about the Prince and the internal dynamics of the house of Peleus, and all you had to do was ask!
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>>5583321

>How could a man not take a scarring blow while training?
It's called Aristos Achaion. The guy is probably fast, like stupidly fast. You don't get called swift-footed for nothing.

I don't have a big brain like Nikon, but if I had to put out assumptions, Thetis probably spirited away him away to that princess of Skyros. So how do you keep a young guy like Achilles occupied from glory? Get him to focus on a girl. Which makes a lot of sense in hindsight considering what leads to him going into the tent.

There's also the whole prophecy about Neoptolemus, Achilles's son, being a requirement for taking Troy.
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>>5583333
Yep. Fits with the protectiveness of Thetis, lust/love of Achilles and his priorities. The guy wants glory, but he’s got a libido to match, what with his constant visits to the brothels.
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>>5583321
>Whe're in Thessalia
>She's a sea goddess
>He has no gills and can't live in the sea
>They'll be on one of these
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>>5583321
I have to back >>5583333 for his quads. Also, like he said, Thetis would try to distract him with a girl.
Moreover, she being a goddess of the sea, an island would be easiest to take hostage if it came to that. Skyros is the first place to look.
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>>5583333
Aristos Achaion simply means best of the Greeks. The real reas6 he didn't get a single scar is the invulnerability given to him vy his mother, with one body part famously (at our time, not his) exempt.

But yes his mom took him to Skyros so he can keep fucking his girl until the war is over. Let's go break up their honeymoon.
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>>5583342
What if she has taken him somewhere down here? Following the coast and avoiding the high seas but still within a certain reach of their residence?
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>>5583077
>>5583122
>big and muscly
>barge our way into anything consequences be damned
>have a certain "way" with women
It's fuckin Zeus.
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>>5583288
>Achilles
>Scars
Anon do you even greek mythology?

>>5583333
Backing this. Goddess of the sea hiding her son has got to be an island somewhere, and a princess that Achilles likes is the cherry on top.
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>>5583385
IC it's a sensible question to ask as any warrior would be expected to have some.
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>>5583333
Nice quads
>>5583336
>>5583342
>>5583347
>>5583358
>>5583371
>>5583385
>>5583386
Indeed, it is a perfectly legitimate question to ask IC. Even shapechanging magic and divine healing cannot do away with tissue damage perfectly- recall how Odysseus was identified in the bath, and how I mentioned that you have a misshaped nose despite your healing factor. Speaking from personal experience, fighters always have scar tissue. If a guy tells you he knows how to fight and he doesn't have cauliflower ears, either he's a fucking liar or he's Achilles. Or he practices a fake "combat" sport. Or he's talking about gunfighting, a totally legitimate claim but kind of weird to put it that way.

To you the answer is so obvious you wonder why you even had to ponder it for this long. Achilles must be on Skyros. It is an island, which means his sea-goddess mother has no trouble getting there and even less trouble keeping him there. It's close to Thessaly, but far enough to be beyond King Peleus's ability to easily project force due to the land-bound nature of most of the Thessalian army. Most importantly, it is somewhere he wants to be- that princess Nisa describes as being "more than a friend of his" combined with Achilles' universally-attested-to libido is likely enough to keep the hot-blooded fire-headed prince from the war.

You are certain about where Achilles is, how he got there, and why he's there. What do you plan to do with this information?

>Go back to the palace and tell the walking corpse you did in two hours what twelve-thousand men could not do in two days. Possibly unwise, necessarily cathartic.

>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.

>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You will bypass Skyros and go to Mycenae first, because this information will be worth more than you can imagine to High King Agamemnon and telling him about all this will fuck Peleus over.

Also, there is the matter of Kopreus.

>Inform him that you no longer have need of him. He was useful in the city, but you have no interest in garnering the wrath of Peleus by stealing one of his men

>Inform him that he will need to get supplies for himself, because he is coming with you. He is useful, polite, follows orders, knows the Prince, and wears very good armor for a commoner. He probably also fights well, for a commoner.

>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
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>>5583415
Congratulations! Despite having nearly the worst possible build for it, encountering low probability rolls, and my constant addition of prompts to quit, you have essentially succeeded in the first optional quest I presented to you. To say I am surprised would be an understatement. Special props to >>5582151 for suggesting asking about the places Achilles frequented leading to Nisa and to the glorious fishing hat anon >>5583124 , who by his excellent image posting and clutch addition of asking about friendships delivered you the crucial information of the princess on Skyros. Those were not gifts, you asked exactly the right questions and got exactly the right rolls to be in place to get them. Had you arrived two days earlier, you could have prevented his disappearance entirely but lost the glory of retrieving him. If you arrived later/failed at the walls, you would not have met Kopreus. A truly heroic start to the quest! Perhaps I will give you a reward once the deed is done.
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.
Time to make a new friend
>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.
Thetis will most likely hate Nikon for trying to get her son off to war.
>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
I see special option. I choose it.
>>5583418
Can't believe even the dressing down by Peleus helped get our divine blood flowing specially as well.
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.

>Inform him that you no longer have need of him. He was useful in the city, but you have no interest in garnering the wrath of Peleus by stealing one of his men
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>>5583415

>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.

> >[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.

Tell Kopreus that we’re going after Achilles (without specifying where he is, of course) and ask him what he wants to do?
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.
>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
>In any case, inform him of your deduction and ask him to pass the message to King Peleus in the event that you do not return. If you fail, men will still remember that you made the war possible.
Is the write-in OK?
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>>5583418

Never count /qst/ out? We’re definitely grinding our CHA experience and have had some surprising successes.
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.
Tempted to give a fuck you to Peleus but I don't want to pass up a chance to meet Achilles and Odysseus

>>5583415
>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
Ask him to come with us if he likes. If Peleus gets pissed off, well fuck him, Achilles will be king soon anyway by the state he's in. Plus, he will be doing his duty to the king by helping to find the son.
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>>5583427
I will tell you now, you will not meet Odysseus on Skyros. He is busy merely pretending to be retarded on Ithaca in order to dodge his legal obligation to fight. You are months ahead of the canonical timeline for Achilles' discovery. Just so you know, you could have potentially dealt with his pre-war shenanigans if you picked a different home region. I also had a special plotline for the Peloponnesian start which I will not divulge.[/spoiler[
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>>5583418
>random fucking nobody son of a better man shows up
>barges his way into the city and palace
>immediately gets a dressing down by a guy so old his balls probably drag on the floor when he walks
>in the span of naptime he gets the exact fucking latitude and longitude of the runaway royals
>he only had hearsay as clues to begin his investigation
>he has the social skills of a man who has never felt the touch of a woman
>he still didn't even need to put hands on anyone to get the information he was looking for
I wonder if Peleus will reflect on this and feel stupid. Who am I kidding, he'll just get even angrier.
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>>5583425
Yes, but since it is mildly contradictory with the spirit of the main vote it will need significant support to be included
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.

>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
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>>5583425
>>5583434

My overall thought is that if we calmly explain to Kopreus that we’re going out to grab Achilles without clarifying his location, this will maximize our chances of Kleos gain when we return. Plus it’s a nice fuck you to Peleus - “I solved the mystery, left the city, and brought you your son as you instructed.”

When we meet Achilles:
>bros before hoes, bro
>ditch your mom, dump your vacation gf… Chill, bro, we going to Vegas Troy
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>>5583449
>without clarifying his location
Ah, there's the rub. Informing him of your deduction is clarification, unless you meant informing him of the mere fact of the deduction, in which case I understand now and retract my assessment of its contradictory nature.
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>>5583333
>>5583342
>>5583371
Based


>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.
Let s talk with them. Maybe they should make a kid or two for be safe.
We might not want the hate of his mom, or the princess. Our family is not powerful and rivers already don't like us.

>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
Why not
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>>5583453
When I wrote it in I meant to inform him of the clarification, sort of a backup plan in case Thetis drowns us in the local river or something. Just telling him we had a big brain moment is fine too.
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.

>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.

We're going to be so smug when we get him back.
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>>5583318
>How big he is? Is he good? My sister is single you see

>An eyebrow arches on her face at this question. "A lady does not kiss and tell my lord, it would be scandalous and might drive my lover away. However..." She makes a motion with her hands. An impossible figure for girth, so it must be length. Impressive. Another likely consequence of his divine parentage.

I fucking love you QM

>>5583415
>>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.

I cant wait the meeting
>How?
>Snakes are untrustworthy, but I will trust that one between your legs.

>>5583415
>>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.

Can we ask him questions? If so:
>What you think of witches? Or strong womans? You dont have to tell me what you think I would like to hear, just what you feel
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>>5583415
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.
>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
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>>5583477
>Can we ask him questions? If so:
>>What you think of witches? Or strong womans? You dont have to tell me what you think I would like to hear, just what you feel

I clarify that it is to practice our approach

SGSG2
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>>5583422
>Can't believe even the dressing down by Peleus helped get our divine blood flowing specially as well.
Secretly, that is why I wanted the failure on the walls. If you went for the Kleos option it would've been an autofail, you'd get hit with some Monty Python Frenchmen-esque insults, and you'd either have to pass a will check or otherwise forcefully acquire Enhanced Rage and try to kill the man on top of the walls. Even your failure went better than it should've
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>>5583575
We are so bad at diplomacy that we cross the barrier to the other end of the scale and are great diplomats.

Also, planing to kill the guy at the wall to get Rage? Kek now we are friends and we get Sympathy.

The god give us a big body to be a great warrior, but our heart was bigger
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>>5583575
>try to kill the man on top of the walls
Maybe if our father was Capaneus, but we are the stoic man, autist supreme
Well not actually autist, but it's the thought that counts
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>>5583575
Out of interest, what is the absolute worst outcome we could've gotten, starting from there? We try to kill him, then we somehow botch it badly enough to be captured and executed for treason?
Or we succeed and make an enemy of Peleus, turning this into Roaming Bandit Quest?
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>>5583604
>According to the legend, Capaneus had immense strength and body size and was an outstanding warrior.
>He was also notorious for his arrogance.
>He stood just at the wall of Thebes during the war of the Seven against Thebes and shouted that Zeus himself could not stop him from invading it. Vegetius refers to him as the first to use ladders in a siege.
>In Aeschylus, he bears a shield with a man without armour withstanding fire, a torch in hand, which reads 'I will burn the city,' in token of this.

>In the fourteenth canto of his Inferno, Dante sees Capaneus in the seventh circle (third round) of Hell. Along with the other blasphemers, or those "violent against God", Capaneus is condemned to lie supine on a plain of burning sand while fire rains down on him. He continues to curse the deity (whom, being a pagan, he addresses as "Jove" [Jupiter]) despite the ever harsher pains he thus inflicts upon himself, so that God "thereby should not have glad vengeance."

My sides what a ride
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>>5583631
The worst outcome, in the short term, is

>Get pissed, climb the walls, roll the minimum of 2 on the attempt, fall off and break a leg (6 damage, the maximum possible), limp away having achieved nothing and get back on your chariot

There was no world where you ended up captured. Against less than five unarmed armored baseline full-blooded mortal enemies you don't even have to roll at your level of strength and constitution. There were only three guys manning the gate- the idiot atop the walls, the man who silenced him, and Kopreus staffing the gate itself.
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>>5583635
He was a true mad man
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>>5583655
>The fool on top of the wall drop his spear for trying to see what happen.
>It fall on our broken leg.
>He get a promotion for scaring off a demi-god.
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>>5583415

Voting for:
>Leave the city, mount your chariot, and make for the coast. You mean to find the prince by yourself, first, in order to gain all the glory for bringing him into the war effort. You also might meet the goddess, which could be very interesting.

&

>[Sympathy]... ask him what he would like to do? A strange idea, asking the common man what he wants, but you have done many strange things recently.
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>>5583421
>>5583422
>>5583423
>>5583424
>>5583425
>>5583427
>>5583436
>>5583454
>>5583465
>>5583477
>>5583506
>>5583776
An almost unanimous decision. Working on it, eta: after I finish things for my actual job
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>>5583864
>Working on it, eta: after I finish things for my actual job

Unrelate question: What was actual Homer job? He invite people to talk and make them pay the bill?
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>>5584010
He recited poems and stories for nobles who sponsored him IIRC
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>>5584018
Ancient philosophers and sophists. Telling bedtime stories to adults and teaching children about history.
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>>5584049
>Ancient philosophers and sophists. Telling bedtime stories to adults and teaching children about history

A better job that teaching adults about history and telling bedtime stories children, that I can tell you
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Big problem came up on my end everyone, somebody on my team fucked up bad. It'll be a couple of days of overtime for me and certainly no time to write. I will schedule this update for Friday, likely ~7:00 Central time.
>Still, the update is coming. I've decided to roll this one into the next travel update as there's no meaningful choice to be made. Give me 3d20 Bo2 for the travel to the coast. You're travelling through Magnesia to the port Casthanaea, a more dangerous region on account of its not-too-far-past annexation into Thessaly.
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Rolled 11, 11, 8 = 30 (3d20)

>>5584336
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Rolled 20, 16, 5 = 41 (3d20)

>>5584336
Time to break a leg.
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>>5584336
>>5584341
Haha yes a 20
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Rolled 7, 7, 8 = 22 (3d20)

>>5584336
I blame the naiads for this.
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Rolled 14, 8, 15 = 37 (3d20)

>>5584345
apparanly forgot dice
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>>5584341
Damn bro, nice.
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>>5584341
I'm starting to think that Nikon is just beloved by Tyche.
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Nikon has no problem with other bodies of water right (like the sea), just rivers?
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>>5584409
If you're asking about Thetis, she would absolutely have a problem with us, since we're endangering Achilles for our own glory. Otherwise, no, only rivers hate Nikon.
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>>5584336
>Casthanaea
Interesting choice, considering Iolcus is in the area, it's a bigger and more well known port city, and it's closer to our destination. I guess we're going for discretion?
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>>5584336

No problem, we’ll wait for you
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>>5584340
>>5584341
>>5584347

>20, 16, 8

Godly. Hope we find some relic of a hero that dont was so lucky.
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>>5584340
>>5584341
>20, 16, 8
You and your luck!

>>5584409
The Rivers talk. Poseidon doesn't give a fuck about you, but the naiad's thoughts were an expression of a broader reputation. Of course, that doesn't make you an enemy of every water-based spirit. FYI, there is a broad distinction between gods and daemons- the former are more powerful and demand sacrifice to greater or lesser degrees, the latter are less so and do not. In addition to being an enemy of the river gods as a collective, they complain about your impiety to the kin that listen to them.

>>5584452
Iolcus is further south, true, but the added overland travel time is on the whole worse than trying to get to the sea ASAP while avoiding sailing down the Peleus.
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>>5584831
>Iolcus is further south, true, but the added overland travel time is on the whole worse than trying to get to the sea ASAP while avoiding sailing down the Peleus.
Surely you mean Pelion, and that's not really something that can be avoided, whether we sail out of the Pagasetic from Iolcus or down the Aegean sea from Casthanea, ships in this era preferred sticking closer to shore. Fair point about land vs sea travel time though.
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>>5584856
I meant sailing down the Peneus. Pineios if I wasn't using the Latin name out of sheer familiarity. I should apologize to any actual Hellenes in this thread, but reading Ovid and the like means that sometimes latinized forms sneak in. If you were not a genuine opponent of the rivers the fastest route from Phthia/Larisa would be to use the river to get straight to the sea. Even on your chariot you know the travel time from Phthia to Iolcus is longer than Phthia to Casthanaea by a fair amount. Having to sail round the gulf and Euboea, to Nikandros's knowledge, is near-equivalent to straight coastline travel down the Aegean. Whether or not that is true is genuinely unknown to me, I'm definitely fudging travel to a degree due to lack of familiarity with archaic Hellenic/Mycenean physical geography and my own American ignorance of travel across modern Hellas.

>>5584010
I now realize I didn't answer this. I'm an adherent of Oral-formulaic theory, so strictly speaking I am an a fictional individual invented to represent the work of countless bards across the Greek Dark ages and archaic period. Such bards travelled and performed, either in public or for nobles (who they were constant guests of), singing songs of history/mythology/other matters. Bards actually composed partially in the name of their hosts, writing in ancestors (real or imagined) into the epic- this is extremely evident in the Iliad. See Demodocus in the Odyssey for a relatively detailed fictional example, Pindar for a late but real example of poet-nomad behavior.
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>>5584931
Don't apologize about the latinized names, they're pretty much pronounced the same in modern Greek anyway. I'm used to the latin/english versions myself, as I'm used to being called a Greek or even a Grekoid/Groid over a Hellene. I find it strange to have travelling down Peneus/Pineios as the fastest route, since it heads almost straight north to the foot of Olympus, almost back where we came from, but I suppose it's not impossible if the ship is faster enough than the chariot.

Though speaking of geography, I now have to ask about you conflating Phthia with Larisa, when it is generally believed that Phthia was a separate city further south. What was the reason for this?
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>>5584938
A fair question. Here's the truth: as I said before, the only real canon of this quest are the Iliad, Odyssey, Theogony, and Thebaid. The Catalog of Ships is a fair accounting of the Hellenic and Trojan sides. But, being a pseudo-historical world, I have changed certain things in order to help with my construction of the political conflicts which I mean to be a central feature of the quest. FYI I like Thucydides and there will be some "realpolitik" in the quest. There is meant to be something of a north-south divide, with the Peleids ruling the north and the Atreids ruling the south (and nominally being the true rulers as the lords of Mycenae). Moving "Phthia" to the north of the Thessalian plain makes a little more sense, since I mean for Peleus to essentially be the de-facto King of northern Hellas. Honestly I should make a map of my own. Perhaps I shall do so before the next thread
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>>5584954
>I like Thucydides
wtf based
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You thank Nisa for her assistance and make haste to leave the city at once. Peleus in this little time likely has no idea you’ve been snooping about. You want to keep it that way. On your way out of the brothel you see no sign of Antheia. Gods, you must have scared her half to death. Kopreus again leads you back to the gate, although you have now gained a sense of direction in the city and probably could have managed without him. You and he reach the gate without incident. You take him aside.

“Kopreus, you have been a great help to me. I have determined where Prince Achilles is. I intend on retrieving him to bring him south to join the war. Do you want to join me in this?”

“What?” Bewilderment. Natural, a man like him is used to taking orders from his king, his prince, his commanders. When was the last time anyone asked him anything, let alone one of his noble betters?

“I asked if you want to join me. I will not ask again.” Even if he has been a help to you, you have little patience for his common mind to make a decision. He looks away, at odds with himself.

“I… cannot, noble Nikandros. I fear I have already earned the ire of the king- desertion from my post will mean certain death for me, maybe even my family as well. I have children, a wife, and I cannot leave them here. You surely understand this?” You do not. You have your sister and mother, but no family of your own.

Perfect Hera permitting, this war will change that. Fame, honor enough to pay a bride-price worthy of a princess, and connections among the higher lords to get a fitting match. To be frank you have never even lain with a woman- you would never lower yourself to the peasantry, have never been to a brothel before today, and have dutifully avoided the temptations of the nymphs and forest daemons even in the northern wilds. Of course, you are hardly prince Achilles- not ugly by any means, but merely handsome rather than beautiful Starter charisma is associated with attractiveness.
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>>5585082
You consider ordering him otherwise- to join you, where he will be able to help your cause. You do not. You have always been somewhat close to the lesser men- their problems and joys were yours to manage as a lord. Never as equals, ever as master and serf- but you see them as human in a way that others might not.

“Very well Kopreus. Perhaps we will meet again if you join your prince in the south with us.” You leave him behind. You now make for Casthanaea, where you will secure passage to Skyros. You have wealth enough on your person to pay the way. What about Iolcus? It is not so much further, and will get you closer to the island. No, Casthanaea is it. The city of the gulf still bears some hostility to northmen like yourself, anger for their subjugation under Peleus ten years past while the second Theban war distracted their allies.

Your driver is happy to see you- the hours waiting outside the walls of the city must have been boring. You don’t know his name, being a man your sister hired. Your true second, Argyros, remains at home. Should you ask him? No. He’s hired help who you will leave behind on your way to the island.

The rest of the day’s travel is easy- the roads are clear of all but the Myrmidons, and as before they let you by. Tonight, as you stop to rest and eat, you open the pouch your sister left in the chariot. You choke when you see its contents. Here’s your 20, an upgraded version of the gift Deianira gave you.

>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.

>A single leaf of Moly, a magic herb. Perhaps better described as anti-magic- it proofs the body from poisons, enchantments, and other witchery. It also will probably inhibit your divine healing while you are under its influence. You have no clue where she possibly could have gotten this and are deeply touched that she sent it with you.

>A tiny, cork-stoppered jar. Clearly carved on the side is a skull. Upon opening it you smell blood mixed with a sickly sweetness- you realize it must be a poison of some kind, certainly potent if it is your sister’s work. Coat an arrow in it and it is death. Pour it in a man’s wine and he will perish with nobody knowing it to be your doing.

Regardless, you tie the pouch back up and stash it away. You have no means of replacing this precious gift and must be careful with it. The night passes quietly. After a fine breakfast you continue on your way. Full update on Friday, found some time while I was on break earlier to write this up. Vote on your gift in the meantime
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>>5585085

>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.

This is probably most useful in the long run, we’re practically certain to come across someone who has been cursed or bewitched.

The anti-magic herb is probably a close runner-up
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>>5585085
>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
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>>5585085
>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.

Poor mother, basically a dead woman walking at this point.
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
It can cure the big sad? What kind of cocaine spiked tomfoolery is this?
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
Fits with our background and sympathy trait. Going to be a lot of very sad people once everything's said and done.
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum
Nice, very nice in fact

>>5584954
That's a cool thing for the map
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
seems the most useful
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.

>Give one to Odysseus thinking he is cursed when actually he is just merely pretending retardation
>He try to roll 1d20 to to deceive the 6'10 wall of murdermaking that just used a legendary potion on him out kindness
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>>5585100
It only works on curses of the mind just so you know. Like, if Ajax took this when Athena drove him mad he'd be fine, but it will do nothing if the curse affects the body instead. Ngl the consensus surprises me. Am I bad at making choices, or all you all in lockstep about your character?
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>>5585085
>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.

Too useful considering how the gods and daemons meddle. Poor Hercules.
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So we know Hector is one of the six top mortal warriors, but who else is in that category? I can guess that Achilles is in there because he's Achilles, Ajax the greater because he's huge and was trained by Chiron, and Diomedes probably fits into there as well, but who are the other two?
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>>5585169
>mortal warrior
>Achilles

I mean, is true...?

Paris and Odysseus are mortal I think
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>>5585182
Clever catch. No, Achilles is not one of the six I named. He's the next level up.
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While we wait for Friday fellow anons, Greek wife for Nikon, or some Trojan noblewoman as a spoil of war? Or a non-mortal?
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>>5585169
Achilles doesn't count as mortal, so...
>Hector
>Big Ajax
>Diomedes
>Agamemnon (better at javelin-throwing than Achilles)
>Odysseus(?)
>Patroclus(?)
Paris was a good archer, but he got clowned on every time he was forced into a duel.
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>>5585199
Someone tall enough. That kind of limits it to be honest.
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>>5585199
A big oread. Or a girl with connections.
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>>5585207
Maybe we can waifu a goddness? A virgin one so we dont have to worry about having to marry her.

Artemis is kind a bitch, Athena is fine and Hestia is comfy
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
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>>5585221
>Romancing a goddess.
Uh, looking at the track record of mortal lovers of the gods. It ain't looking good. Imagine Nikon trying to seduce a god, can only be comedy, I'd back it.

Don't know if you want to pursue Hestia considering both Apollo and Poseidon tried courting her before but we're rebuffed. They might get jelly.
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Nymphs and goddesses bring too much baggage. If you want a strong girl, your best bet is an amazon.
Or we can invent chrisposting.
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>>5585228
>Uh, looking at the track record of mortal lovers of the gods.

Yeah that is why i say waifu her in place of trying to fuck and marry her. At least until we find a nice girl.

>They might get jelly.
From what I remember Apollo don't wake everyday striving to be a dick, but Poseidon is another story.

If we get a girl we must get her away of rivers AND the sea. Around water, watch yourself and all that.
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>>5585240
Poseidon would probably roll up and fuck our sister and drop her on an uninhabited island somewhere that no one knows about just for Nikon applying himself as a suitor for anyone the sea god is pursuing.

I genuinely can't tell you who is more petty between Zeus and Poseidon.
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>>5585259
>I genuinely can't tell you who is more petty between Zeus and Poseidon

Can we be sure the Poseidon is not just a Zeus's disguise that one day become self-awareness?

Maybe he wanted more chances to not rule the underworld when he make that bet with Hades
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>>5585199
Nymph>Greek woman>>>>>>>>>>Trojan captive. Our empathy won't even allow us to get it up for a girl we've abducted across the sea after murdering everyone she cared about and burning everything she knew and loved.

>>5585207
>He doesn't want a tiny (average height) girl that we can manhandle with one hand.

>>5585259
>>5585266
These two brothers were very much alike in temperament. Hades was the only good one in the family, he just did his thankless duty with no complaints, was polite and hospitable to anyone who visited, loved his wife and never cheated on her even though his mother-in-law's pettiness had him live without her for half of every year.
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>>5585291
>Trojan captive
This is very easy to say without meeting any Trojan women.
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>>5585291
I think he just wants a girl that can actually physically accommodate the jumbo schmeat Nikon is packing. No one likes a bun that can only hold half of a sausage after all.
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>>5585297
It's not like we've met any Greek women either. I guess the Naiad was cute, even if she rejected us.
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>>5585304
Just you wait anon
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>>5585301
Fair point, even though I'm sure sis's medicines would be able to help. It's one of the reasons marrying an immortal girl would be best.
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>>5585085
>A single leaf of Moly, a magic herb. Perhaps better described as anti-magic- it proofs the body from poisons, enchantments, and other witchery. It also will probably inhibit your divine healing while you are under its influence. You have no clue where she possibly could have gotten this and are deeply touched that she sent it with you.

This will be most helpful in dealing with supernatural shenanigans
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
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>>5585301
>I think he just wants a girl that can actually physically accommodate the jumbo schmeat Nikon is packing. No one likes a bun that can only hold half of a sausage after all.

Height dont affect that. I think its even better to have a mortal woman.

Either way, we have to be careful that she's not retarded, demi-goddess, nymph, or mortal. No-one want to die for some stupid like Hercules
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>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
With one noble dissenter, magic opiates win out. Maybe update tonight lads, things were much less ruined than expected
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>>5585855
Homer, is it true about the gods? That they are all tiny dicked, burley men?
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>>5585891
I don't know, you don't know, and let's hope it stays that way
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>>5585911
While under the command of Achilles? I would agree, if not for his roaming eyes on all things beautiful. Which, as it so does, includes a hunk like us. (Is achilles actually Gay?)
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>>5585085
>>Two charges of Nepenthe, a potent drug. She told you once what it did when imbibed with wine- purgation of all sadness, all grief, and more importantly any curse of the psyche. Not that it worked on your mother. Worth a kingly sum.
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>>5585924
You know Achilles is not a god. He's not in the top 6 mortal warriors because I realized later I forgot about somebody who should be there, and he deserves his own tier anyways. Homosexuality as a distinct and exclusive kind of sexual attraction does not exist yet just like heterosexuality, male-on-male relations largely (but not exclusively) occurring between vast social unequals- rape of POWs, gods raping mortals, liberal nobles having sex with their slaves/servants, etc. If you want to know what Achilles likes, ask him. Remember, you're not a slave of the Peleids or even a retainer- you pay taxes to them, but that's essentially it. Your 50 soldiers are yours and yours alone to command as you see fit (at least, this is what you think now). Where I studied we never really gave the Homeric sexuality topic much consideration.
>20, 16, 8: great success, normal success. normal failure

As you pass from the lands of Peleus to the lands of his close ally Philoctetes, you notice little changes. The roving bands of soldiers are gone, left by you to continue their impossible search. The roads remain good but the occasional bump jars you. The plants change in an imperceptible way you cannot quite place. Still, it's easy travel as far as that goes. The seat of Philoctetes, Meliboea, sits to your north. He is one of the men bound to the Oath of Tyndareus, so you expect to meet the wielder of Heracles' bow in the future anyways.

Of course, nothing is ever perfect.

Bandits. Rarer in the north relative to lawless Central Hellas, but not a wholly uncommon thing to be seen either. You don't spot their main encampment but their sloppy picket is easily spotted with your superior vision and interpreted by your military mind. Their arms are shabby- a club for one man, a spear for the other, worn linothorax armor, no helmets or shields. They have likely noticed you, but do not realize you have see them as you motioned your charioteer to slow down rather than stop. How do you want to play this?

>Ride past. Policing Philoctetes' lands isn't your problem, and the chance that they'll be able to intercept you is not worrisome to you. Although, if the rest of their band is ready you could be riding into a problem. (No check for you, they'll roll to intercept)

>Stop the chariot and get your charioteer to arm you fully. Your father's armor and shield and your own spear should make these mortals, even if there be a dozen of them, easy pickings. (Roll initiative (agility) to get armored before they reach you)

>Stop the chariot to get your father's shield and your spear alone. The risk of arrows or slingers increases somewhat. (You'll automatically win initiative)
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>>5585924
He is greek.

Also, think it in this way: when you are at his level of power, of absolute might and skill, would the common boy look much different of a girl?

Remember that fucking is a act of power, more so in these times
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>>5586012
>Remember that fucking is a act of power, more so in these times
Correct. Correspondingly, getting fucked is understood to be an act of weakness.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>5586009
>>Stop the chariot and get your charioteer to arm you fully. Your father's armor and shield and your own spear should make these mortals, even if there be a dozen of them, easy pickings. (Roll initiative (agility) to get armored before they reach you)
Don't want to end up like a david and Goliath fanfiction. Fucking slingers.
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>>5586016
Apologies, I won't count this roll. I meant to say that you WILL roll if you pick that option.
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>>5586020
Ah ok.
Good that this roll isn't being picked.
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>>5586009
>>Stop the chariot and get your charioteer to arm you fully. Your father's armor and shield and your own spear should make these mortals, even if there be a dozen of them, easy pickings. (Roll initiative (agility) to get armored before they reach you)

Make Good, Be Safe
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>>5586009

>Stop the chariot and get your charioteer to arm you fully. Your father's armor and shield and your own spear should make these mortals, even if there be a dozen of them, easy pickings. (Roll initiative (agility) to get armored before they reach you)

We should obviously stop unexpectedly and preferably short of arrow range if possible.
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>>5586009
>Stop the chariot and get your charioteer to arm you fully. Your father's armor and shield and your own spear should make these mortals, even if there be a dozen of them, easy pickings. (Roll initiative (agility) to get armored before they reach you)
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>>5586009
>Stop the chariot and get your charioteer to arm you fully. Your father's armor and shield and your own spear should make these mortals, even if there be a dozen of them, easy pickings. (Roll initiative (agility) to get armored before they reach you)
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5586016
>>5586022
>>5586030
>>5586039
>>5586041
>Give me 1d20-3 (+1 for AGI, -4 for getting armored), Bo3, to beat my roll
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>>5586079
Me, clearly
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Rolled 12 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>5586079
We've done this a hundred hundred times. EZ quick.
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Rolled 15 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>5586079
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>>5586079
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>5586079
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>>5586082
>>5586083
>>5586085
>14 v 4, strong success. You win initiative. Since you only have a shield and spear you default to meeting the first of the men to reach you spear in hand. Now, normally against a small number full-blooded mortal warriors you wouldn't even have to roll individually, but I'm simming this to give you a taste of what combat will generally like. In this quest we roll to resolve a single combat round per post, so I need four rolls: 2d20 Bo3 for hit and wound respectively (+1 and +5 as modifiers), and 1d5+5 for damage assuming you wound. Your hit needs to beat my first 1d20 (-3 modifier) and your wound needs to beat my second (-1 modifier, -3 and +2). These guys have 5 health a piece.
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Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)

>>5586097
Whoops, forgot my own roll. That's what mobile posting gets you.
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Rolled 6, 13 = 19 (2d20)

>>5586097
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Rolled 4, 20 = 24 (2d20)

>>5586097
Rolling for victory! ... hopefully
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Rolled 11, 18 = 29 (2d20)

>>5586097
Remember the basics of CQC?
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d5 + 5)

>>5586097
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d5 + 5)

>>5586097
>>5586104
Die.
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>>5586102
>>5586103
>>5586104
>>5586107
>12 to hit, 25 to wound, 6 damage
>4 to dodge, 16 to block, 5/5 health
>You hit, you wound, you kill. I'll write this up in a moment
Low rolling to hit, high rolling to wound, and your strength turns a minor wound into a dead man. Basically what I expect of your offensive turns.
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>>5586121
You know you're in for a bad time when a glancing blow caves in your buddy's ribcage.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>5586121
You order your charioteer to help you get armed, immediately. He stops the team of horses and quickly pulls out your armor while you get your weapons. He understands the deal here- you're the warrior, he's the driver, and his survival immediately depends on you being fully prepared to deal with your opponents.

While you rush into your wargear, the men at the picket have reacted to your unexpected stop. They realize you know they're there, and probably even understand that you're attempting to get your gear in order. Whatever these bandits are, they aren't cowards- they must assess that if they don't kill the giant before he gets his equipment, they're going to die. They boldly rush the chariot- but are far, far too late.

You are fully armed and armored, the picture of a Hellenic warrior. Your armor is well polished bronze, your horsehair crest stands straight and clean, your shield and spear are bronze and well maintained. You do not adopt a particularly guarded stance. The man with the club elects to full send the attack, rushing right at you.

Your thrust leaps out at his chest, longer ranged and faster than he could hope to dodge. He does, however, something clever- he crosses his arms in a primitive guard over his chest even as your blow comes in towards him. Flesh and bone is hardly a shield, but perhaps against a lesser opponent it could turn the fatal thrust into a flesh wound.

It doesn't matter. The glittering spearhead pierces through arms, linothorax, sternum, and spine alike. Black blood rushes out and your opponent crumbles to the ground, soul flying straight down to Hades.

>How does his companion react: 1d20 morale roll, -3 willpower, -2 for giant opponent, -2 for the contemptuous ease with which his companion was felled. He must roll a 1 to stay on the field (morale rolls are roll under, base DC set by willpower. His willpower of 5 plus the mali means he needs a 1 to not flee)
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>5586142
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>>5586142
>>5586143
There was no prompt for you anon

The man with the spear flees, not even attempting to defend his companion's body. Rank cowardice. What do you do?

>No need to waste energy. Throw your spear and kill him with ease. (You get an offensive turn, are disarmed, but as he is fleeing he has no chance to dodge)

>Run him down. (Agility check, yours versus his, opens up combat with you automatically winning initiative on a success)

>Something else?
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>>5586144
Sorry I can't read
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>>5586144
>Run him down. (Agility check, yours versus his, opens up combat with you automatically winning initiative on a success)

Is there no other weapons on our character besides the spear? I guess the shield could be deadly still considering our strength.
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>>5586144
>No need to waste energy. Throw your spear and kill him with ease. (You get an offensive turn, are disarmed, but as he is fleeing he has no chance to dodge)
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>>5586144
>No need to waste energy. Throw your spear and kill him with ease. (You get an offensive turn, are disarmed, but as he is fleeing he has no chance to dodge)
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>>5586148
For now, yes. In full wargear you will have a sword and javelin in addition to your main kit. Unless you get something special you want to do instead.
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>>5586144
>>Run him down. (Agility check, yours versus his, opens up combat with you automatically winning initiative on a success)

If the bandit escape he will learn and become stronger, and then one day he will be in the level of Hector and will hunt us down.
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>>5586144

>No need to waste energy. Throw your spear and kill him with ease. (You get an offensive turn, are disarmed, but as he is fleeing he has no chance to dodge)

Fire up the spear cannon?
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Rolled 10 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>5586148
>>5586151
>>5586153
>>5586157
>>5586167
>A bit of spearfishing. Automatic hit, so just 1d20+5 Bo3 and 1d6=5 versus 1d20-1 and 5/5 health
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>>5586168
>*1d6+5
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5586168
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d6 + 5)

>>5586169
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He's dead, Jim
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5586168
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d6 + 5)

>>5586177
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>>5586171
>>5586172
I could wait, but this is essentially just a combat tutorial. In the future please only roll once per prompt unless specified to otherwise. I'll get this post out, likely the last of the night. If anything about combat doesn't make sense, just ask.

The fleeing man is not especially fast and your arm is well practiced. You lift your spear overhead- its balance is not perfect, not being a purpose-designed throwing weapon. One pace, two paces, three- you cast. The spear rips straight through his neck and throat, your sheer power carrying it far further than the corpse it just made. He, too, is taken by his strong fate to fall at your hands.

Two men dead in as many strokes. You are a practiced killer, and these ill-equipped, ill-trained, foolhardy mortals are like rabbits against you. The men of the forward outpost are dead. You have a decision to make.

There is no chance the men at their main encampment know what just transpired. You could, if you so pleased, hunt them down and kill these bandits to a man. It isn't your land, but this is a task you have done enough that sheer habit calls out at you to finish the job.

Or you could just leave. Get on your chariot and go. They don't have anyone to tell them you are passing. Lazy, perhaps, but only a fool fights unnecessary battles for neither glory nor riches.

Either way, you retrieve your spear and take the dead man's to use as a javelin. It is small in your hands yet will do for killing work.

>Hunt them down- another combat encounter, this time I will treat it like Nikandros v normal mortals

>Leave. You feel no need to waste your talents on scum like this.

>Something else?
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>>5586189
>Hunt them down- another combat encounter, this time I will treat it like Nikandros v normal mortals
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>>5586189
>>Hunt them down- another combat encounter, this time I will treat it like Nikandros v normal mortals

Murder hobo instinct is strong.
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Whoops, that was supposed to be 1d5+5. No difference was made by this error, just calling myself out.
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>>5586189
>Hunt them down- another combat encounter, this time I will treat it like Nikandros v normal mortals
I considered leaving, but we might as well clear out the bandits and do an allied noble a good turn.
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>>5586189
>>Hunt them down- another combat encounter, this time I will treat it like Nikandros v normal mortals
Fuck it we ball
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>Hunt them down- another combat encounter, this time I will treat it like Nikandros v normal mortals
Justice calls, and I am hungry to come to it!
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>>5586192
>>5586194
>>5586203
>>5586204
>>5586210
>Confirmed. I must go train, but in all likelihood anticipate another update in ~2 hrs.
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>>5586235
You think for a moment- to kill, or not to kill. You have been doing many new things recently- speaking with naiads, angering royals, associating with prostitutes and common soldiers. So much change in so little time. The gift your sister gave you reminded you that you already miss her. You miss her soup, her reports of what craft she attempted to master that day. You yearn for home. And, in truth, there is nowhere you are more at home than in the press of battle.

You slew your first man before you even had a shred of beard on your chin. Others belong at the sides of kings politicking, or besides wives in domesticated comfort. Let them enjoy their weakness. Not you. You will kill these bandits because they are prey and you are predator. It is the natural order- men like you exist to put men like them down. Besides, perhaps you will earn a bit of fame for this.

You tell the chariot driver, once again, to post up and wait for your return. A hunt like this shouldn't take longer than an evening.

You go to the original site of the picket. Gods, look at this mess. Bones from a meal, a jar of wine, other trash. The foliage they dragged up to serve as cover is almost as conspicuous as your own armor. You might beat one of your men for such foolishness, at least if it were a recurrent issue. And their tracks! A straight line into the forest! You can already tell how this ends. There is a clearing, likely with tents and obvious fires, where a runner would go to get the rest of the bandits ready to attack the travelers down the road. You look up- could they be so inexperienced as to leave cooking fires burning in the middle of the day?

They are. Athena above, this will be an act of mercy. Could such men have really thrived in Philoctetes' realm? A mark against his rule.

How do you want to approach this?

>Speed and aggression. Keep your armor on, follow their trail, and simply charge into the camp and begin the slaughter. You need no other advantages than your natural ones. They won't know what hit them.

>An indirect attack. The position of their camp is obvious to you- why not use the woods to your advantage, attack from an odd angle, truly make the hunters the hunted? You will use some brush to block off the trails away from their camp and remove your armor to make your approach truly silent.

>Some kind of cunning ruse- but what? (Write-in) Your first chance to really use Tactical Genius

>Other?

I now leave the vote for the night. Come to a consensus in 12 or so hours and I might be able to get an update out on break
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>>5586281
>to kill, or not to kill.
Stop with the anachronisms!

Anyway, the vote.
>An indirect attack. The position of their camp is obvious to you- why not use the woods to your advantage, attack from an odd angle, truly make the hunters the hunted? You will use some brush to block off the trails away from their camp and remove your armor to make your approach truly silent.
Can't really see a way to use tactical genius here, though I'll switch to support if anyone comes up with something good.
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>>5586287
They sneak in anon, I sip my whiskey and let the words flow
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>>5586281
Are there any logs or hollow trunks on a rise near the camp? Or reasonably sized boulders? That we could roll down towards them. Perhaps a dead or dying tree near enough to topple onto them? We could probably crush a few of them that way and then hurl large stones or charge them while they are distracted. Something "natural" happening to them should make them scramble but not for their weapons. You don't grab a spear to deal with a tree rolling onto you after all. Gathering them all in one place to gawk at a disastrous happening mostly unarmed and then assaulting them would be great. With any luck a mossy log might even catch fire and they'll all spring to put it out quickly.

If that's all too convoluted then just
>Speed and aggression. Keep your armor on, follow their trail, and simply charge into the camp and begin the slaughter. You need no other advantages than your natural ones. They won't know what hit them.
crush them.
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>>5586281
>An indirect attack. The position of their camp is obvious to you- why not use the woods to your advantage, attack from an odd angle, truly make the hunters the hunted? You will use some brush to block off the trails away from their camp and remove your armor to make your approach truly silent.
Not much room for complexity or innovation. There are only so many ways to attack a small bandit camp.
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>>5586292
>Are there any logs or hollow trunks on a rise near the camp?
Strictly speaking, you don't know. However, this is hilly country and it is likely that wherever their camp is sits on a natural incline. With your great strength it is entirely possible to throw a log or small boulder first and maybe catch a few men bunched up. Very Homeric of you, thinking to throw a large stone.
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>>5586294
A big enough rock when sufficiently motivated can crush all sorts of opposition.

Well that's my plan then. And it's always beneficial to have the high ground anyway. Climbing is tiring work, and tired men can barely fight.
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>>5586281
>>Speed and aggression. Keep your armor on, follow their trail, and simply charge into the camp and begin the slaughter. You need no other advantages than your natural ones. They won't know what hit them.
>Some kind of cunning ruse- but what? (Write-in)
Find an hollow tree/trunk, create a small fire, put it inside said tree and then have the tree roll down on the bandit camp at full speed. After that simply attack the bandits
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>>5586298
Supporting big rock go splat, then charge
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>>5586012
>He is greek.
The supposed acceptance of ancient Greeks for homosexuality is more of a modern reinterpretation by the usual suspects. If you read the sources, what the ancients themselves said about the practice, it was not nearly as accepted as you might have been lead to believe. There is no mention of anything more than a close friendship between Patroclus and Achilles, for example, and the ancient Greeks used a different word for friendly love vs romantic love. It would have been explicit if it was really true.

Picrel is from Classical Athens, supposedly the most liberal and accepting of such practices of the city states. I have no specific reference for Homeric times, but they could not have been more tolerant.
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>>5586298
+1 to throwing big rocks
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We should loot the bandits stuff/equipment, we are quite low on cash. Both from the corpses of the first two we killed and the ones in the camp. Even if damaged is still some coins.
We could also make slaves of anyone that survives and sell them, perhaps interrogate them about more bandits around here or the land it self.

Or.... recruit them ? A chance of a new life, and serve under us. They are mere mortals and our troops numbers are quite low. Possibly foolish, or perhaps no.
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>>5586281
>>5586292
>>5586312
+1 with the big rock/tree plan
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>>5586391
Also looting everything a la Jrpg, no matter what it is
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>>5586391

>recruit them?

I had the same thought, but these guys are incompetent murderers and criminals. We’d probably have to invest significant resources to rehabilitate them and turn them into competent soldiers; not worth the effort to drag them around in all likelihood.

If they surrender outright when we ambush them, I would say confiscate their weapons and gear and let them go. If they fight, kill them all.
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>>5586433
>If they surrender outright when we ambush them, I would say confiscate their weapons and gear and let them go. If they fight, kill them all.

But what happen if the river god bless them all to Achilles tier warriors and they come after us later on?
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If there are bounties on bandits we might as well turn them in when we reach town, dead or alive.
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>>5586436
>Bounties
No such thing exists. There's another nice quest on the board for that kind of thing

>>5586433
Essentially correct. While down south there are bandits who are disciplined, hardened veterans of the Theban wars or other conflicts, these guys are manifestly worthless. I don't even think I would give you the option of attempting to recruit these ones- it is ludicrous. If you were from Central Hellas it could have been otherwise.
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>>5586436
>If there are bounties on bandits we might as well turn them in when we reach town, dead or alive.

>>5586513
>No such thing exists. There's another nice quest on the board for that kind of thing

Can we get a cowboy hat?
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>>5586571
we have tactical genius, so homer must allow us to invent the cowboy hat if it's vital to our military strategy
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>>5586281
>An indirect attack. The position of their camp is obvious to you- why not use the woods to your advantage, attack from an odd angle, truly make the hunters the hunted? You will use some brush to block off the trails away from their camp and remove your armor to make your approach truly silent.
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>5586342 Facts, watch Leather Apron Club's video on the subject.
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>>5586571
>>5586578
Absolutely not. As said before, Tactical Genius confers no strictly technical skills on Nikandros. Leatherworking and such fall under the domain of Polymechanos, a trait which did not receive a single vote. If you had Polymechanos and Tactical Genius something like inventing the sarisa could have been eventually possible. This possible world unfortunately will remain purely possible. The Trojan Horse was a product of Odysseus' simultaneous genius and technical skills.

>>5586287
>>5586293
>>5586593
>Indirect Assault

>>5586292
>>5586312
>>5586320
>>5586360
>>5586428
>Throw a rock/log at them, then charge

Classic Homeric Tactics takes it. Writing.

>In the meantime, give me 1d8, Bo3, to see how large of an object you find to throw. For future reference, such improvised weapons are single-use, take a turn to collect, and can deal up to half your strength in damage depending on size. Recall that Hector was very nearly killed by such a weapon.
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>5586637
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>>5586637
Ah, that's a damn shame. That would be a combo to be feared.
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>5586637
Hoping for something big
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Rolled 7 (1d8)

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>>5586637
>I AM A TACTICAL GENIUS!
>I CAST ROCK!!!

I am imagining Nikandros yelling this before his attack
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>>5586660
Rocks fall is a classic
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>>5586639
>>5586648
>>5586653
>Rolled 7 No, shotput didn't exist in the actual ancient Olympics. I don't care- this is Homer, and men are professionals about the throwing of rocks here

You could try to be subtle about this, remove your armor, and really surprise them. That, however, is an amount of caution such opponents simply don’t merit. Professionals get effort: amateurs get stomped into the dirt. Still, you can use their lack of knowledge against them in a different way.

You follow the path into the forest. It is narrow, and the canopy of the trees is not far from your head. Did they clear this out themselves or did they simply make use of a preexisting animal trail? The straightness implies the former, their pathetic ability the latter. You can’t see the smoke anymore but must be getting somewhat close to the main camp.
As you crest another small ridge, you hear voices. You drop low, as low as a man like you can get, and look down the rest of the trail. There they are. You are disappointed even more somehow. It’s more of a bivouac than a real base, and there are no fortifications between the heart of the camp and the entrance.

You look around. You have your spear and makeshift javelin, but another form of ranged attack could exploit your position further. Ah, there. A small boulder, only a little smaller than the biggest you could feasibly throw. You stalk forwards toward their camp, set down your spears and shield, and heft the massive stone up to your shoulder. You walk forwards to the edge of the clearing.

Throwing a massive stone is a matter of both strength and technique. A stone of this size requires a technique distinct from usual shot throwing. You're no great athlete, but you've the power of multiple lesser men in your legs and arms. You stride forwards, drop slightly, and then explode into the throw.

>1d20+5, Bo3- total surprise, let’s see what you can hit.
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5586719
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5586719
+5... Bo3...
Yup they are dead.
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5586719
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>5586719

NIK SMASH!
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>>5586722
>>5586723
>>5586726
>>5586727
>As it turns out, the giant warrior is good at crushing little men with boulders. Totally unsurprising. 22, great success. Writing
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>>5586731
>"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart rock."
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>>5586747
If you took Literacy I would unashamedly have worked some HWG into your character
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>>5586731
Niceee
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Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d20)

>>5586731
>Actually, Nikon is automatically going to use his newly-acquired javelin as well. Give me 2d20 Bo2 and 1d3+5, going against my 2d20 and 5/5 health
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d20)

>>5586758
Bulls do in fact have eyes.
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Rolled 13, 18 = 31 (2d20)

>>5586758
Damn Nikon, you scary.
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Rolled 13, 20 = 33 (2d20)

>>5586758
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>>5586769
Dang I made us miss a crit wounding.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d3 + 5)

>>5586758
Javelin
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>>5586731
>>5586758
>>5586764
>>5586768
>>5586774
>13+1 to hit, 18+5 to wound, 8 damage versus 10-1, 2+1, 5/5 health for the bandit leader. He's very dead in addition to the two shmucks who ate the stone.

In the middle of the clearing, a fair distance from where you threw, two men sat beside each other on a log near the center fire. Sat. A large stone just crushed the skull of the first man and lodged itself in the ribs of the second. Not that you were looking. You were collecting your shield and spears to begin the charge.

The bandits of the camp are dumbfounded by the spectacle of gore that just appeared in right in front of them. There are- were- eight men standing around. Like their fellows on the road, most of these men are wearing linothorax and carrying spears and clubs. Maybe they were peasant levies from a losing army elsewhere in Hellas. One man stands out because he is wearing a bronze breastplate and holding a sword. He must style himself as a bandit commander. You decide to kill him third.

The spear of the dead watchman is much lighter than your own. What this means is that you can throw it much faster. Unbeknownst to Nikandros, this means that technically it should be able to carry much more energy. You take three steps and throw the spear right at the leader’s face. He manages to lean back, which might have saved him against someone else. You are not someone else.

Screaming with speed through the air, the makeshift javelin punches a hole clear through the forehead of the bandit commander and embeds itself in a tree behind him. Even as this occurs, you are charging down the incline to crash into the bandits. You offer no warcry, the customary silence of Hellenic warriors emboldening your heart more than savage cries ever could.

>Time to continue the battle. Before we roll battle continuation, earlier comments have made me decide to offer you a choice.

>No mercy, do not relent. Kill them all. (Normal DC, no chance of possible prisoners)

>Some mercy, relent a little. You could take a few of these men as slaves and sell them for some value at Casthanaea. (Higher DC, but significant chance of taking prisoners)

>Something else?
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>>5586768
You get what you pay for. The background of a frontier noble used to skirmishing with barbarians and picking up a combat trait on top of that means you are easily able to tear through masses of mortals and are a serious threat even among heroes.

>>5586772
Something I've been meaning to clarify. Earlier I said this is generally a crit-less quest: there are only overriding crits on rolls concerning direct interactions with daemons/gods. Basically, this represents the fact that these supernatural forces tend toward extremes impossible for mortals to achieve. So you could've crit-success'd the naiad earlier and bedded her or critfailed and suffered a serious setback on your journey, but otherwise there are no crits.
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>>5586802

>Some mercy, relent a little. You could take a few of these men as slaves and sell them for some value at Casthanaea. (Higher DC, but significant chance of taking prisoners)

Eh, let’s go for it?
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>>5586802
>>No mercy, do not relent. Kill them all. (Normal DC, no chance of possible prisoners)
It would slow us down to take them prisoner. Otherwise I would go for it.
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>>5586802
>No mercy, do not relent. Kill them all. (Normal DC, no chance of possible prisoners)
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>>5586802
>>No mercy, do not relent. Kill them all. (Normal DC, no chance of possible prisoners)
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>>5586802
>>No mercy, do not relent. Kill them all. (Normal DC, no chance of possible prisoners)

Loot will give us money
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>>5586838
>Some mercy, relent a little. You could take a few of these men as slaves and sell them for some value at Casthanaea. (Higher DC, but significant chance of taking prisoners)

>>5586839
>>5586893
>>5586917
>>5586920
>No mercy, do not relent. Kill them all. (Normal DC, no chance of possible prisoners)

>Kill 'em all it is. 1d20, Bo3.

>Outcomes- <10: you kill two while the rest book it into the treeline and sustain a minor wound, 10-15: you kill them all but somehow a fire burns down their tents, 15+ and you kill them all flawlessly.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5586927
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>>5586927
Me clearly. Let's wrap up this combat!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>5586927

I’m still rolling even though the bandits are currently tripping and falling over each other like a Three Stooges routine.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>5586927
>>5586810

Thanks for the quest and for the nice crit system.
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So, which comes the 15, or the 1?
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So, which comes the 15, or the 1?
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>>5586994
Read
>>5586810
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So, which comes the first, 15, or the 1?
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Sorry, about the earlier posting, the site was being a bitch to work with.
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>>5587000
>>5587004
>>5586994
Are you okay Anon?
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>>5586994
>>5587000
>>5587004
15, there are no crits When we aren't dealing with gods
>>5586810
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>>5587009
Did the post not appear to you? It sometimes happens.
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>>5586930
>>5586934
>>5586943
Thank you for rolling anon. The lack of crits is further meant to express the hierarchical nature of the heroic world- pure luck won't carry a common soldier against a noble, a common noble against you, or you against Achilles. Victory must be earned in training, traded for with sacrifices, or bestowed through brute genetics. Also, I play Neckbeard Warlock Quest and they're way too wild for me.
>15: they're dead, you're unwounded, but there's no loot either.

Like a wave breaking on the rocks, pure force is unleashed on the bandits.

You don't even bother with your spear for the first man gawking at you- you slam your shield into his upper body. His ribcage absorbs all the momentum of your considerable body traveling at considerable speed. As his broken body ragdolls, you follow up by gutting his companion with your spear. Linothorax is almost useless against a stab like this; the head goes deep into his belly. You rip it back out and turn to face his live companions. He cries out and sinks to the ground, screaming, desperately holding in his innards.

This noise shocks the remaining three men into action. In the span of less than a minute, their leader and four of their fellows have been brutally killed. An armored giant stands before them, spear bloodied but otherwise flawless. For many this is the time that one runs as fast as one can, hoping that you're fast enough to outrun the next poor sap to get caught. Yet they do not.

Instead, these men display a heartening amount of courage and even training. Unwise. The two spearmen form up, spearheads held at length to prevent another charge like that which killed the last two. The club-wielder runs for their main tent to do something else. The fact that he doesn't simply flee indicates to you that he must value the action over even his own life. You want to figure out why, so you need to kill the next two.

You decide to trust in your father's shield. Layered leather and bronze, it should be sufficient to stop the weapons of mere men. You circle to their left (your right), the side which presents the least-guarded shoulder of either of the spearmen, much faster than they can wheel about. The man you're angling to attack desperately lashes out with his spear. The blow glances off the shield. Your thrust slides cleanly into his armpit under the outstretched arm, cleanly sliding between the ribs and into his vital organs. He slumps as you let go of the spear and push forward. If only you had your sword!
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>>5587028
The remaining spearman is backpedaling as fast as he can. Unfortunately for him, you are already inside his guard. Too little space was left between the two men. Your free hand clasps under and over his right arm as you turn your back into his chest. You drop your hips and lean forward, forcefully throwing him just like Iudas taught you long ago. He lands flat on his back. You rear back and smash his skull in with your shield's edge.

You pick up one of their discarded spears, rise from your knees, and look to the main tent. It's on fire. That dog!

You see him- he's rushing towards the trail you entered by. For the third time today you lift a spear overhead, run a little, and launch it at a bandit. It flies straight and true and gets stuck through his back. His momentum causes him to fall forwards. He doesn't move after that. May Minos condemn him to Tartarus for destroying what little honor you could have gained from this diversion.

Breathing only a little hard you take in the scene. They're all dead, killed by a force they had little chance of possibly escaping. Is this how the gods feel looking down on a battle, seeing great heroes be broken? You like the fighting and killing, but beholding the aftermath has never excited. It reminds you of your own mortality. In this case you find yourself especially melancholic. Nobody will remember these men's names, insignificant peasants that they were.

What drove them to this, to eking out an existence on the side of the road? They were pitiful in arms and skill, but their spirits still strove to fight even as black death took them. Were they traitors who killed their leader and took his arms, as the better-equipped leader's gear suggests? Did their lord condemn them after a defeat, forcing them into a life of banditry? Are they mere scum who thought to earn an easy living off the lives of traders? No divine voice offers you an answer. You leave the secrets to the dead.

There are customs to be seen to. You first collect your own spear and set it aside with your shield. Next, you collect their arms and armor and put them in a pile, the leader's breastplate and sword making up the centerpiece. A meager offering, but an offering no less.

>Which God/Goddess do you offer this victory monument to?

>Zeus, Father of Gods and Men

>Ares, Slayer of Men

>Bright-Eyed Athena

>Another of the Olympians?
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>>5587029
>Ares, Slayer of Men
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>>5587029

very important vote since its the first one where we interact with the gods.

>Phonoi, god of slaughter and murder.

This was not war or battle. This was a slaughter.
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>>5587029
>Zeus, Father of Gods and Men
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>>5587029
>>Ares, Slayer of Men

>>5587035
>This was not war or battle. This was a slaughter.

This was a battle. And Ares is the god of war and slaughter, even if the athenians make him the god of just slaughter
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>>5587029
>>Another of the Olympians?
>Nike, winged goddess of victory
Diomedes has Athena, Ares has a spear coming for him, what does Nikandros have? Victory
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>>5587029

>Poseidon

Hear me out - Poseidon probably outranks Achelous, god (really Titan) of rivers, and we’re going to be doing a lot of sailing soon.

Better to get in good with Poseidon first?
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>>5587033
changing to this: >>5587054
Reminds me of Herakles having Hera in his name.
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Take your time with this one. Next update is tomorrow. I hope you all enjoyed the first combat of many.
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>>5587056

Actually, I’ll change to Nike too, I think this is a good suggestion.

Plus, Nike hangs around with the big Olympic players, so we might be able to pick up on some deity-level gossip.
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>>5587054
Support, it's in the name
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>>5587054
Supporting, I've always liked Nike. She has better shoes than everyone else.
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>>5587029
>>5587050
Change my vote for this>>5587054
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>>5586802
>Some mercy, relent a little. You could take a few of these men as slaves and sell them for some value at Casthanaea. (Higher DC, but significant chance of taking prisoners)

More funds are always good, you never know when you'll have to whip a (((Phoenician))) with a cloth tube full of coins
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>>5587073
Holy shit I was late. I should refresh more.

>>5587054
>+1
Offerings to Ares seem to be more appropriate for who's going in, we've won
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>>5587029
>Bright-Eyed Athena
The obvious thematic choice for our character me thinks
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>>5587054
Depending on who you ask, Nike is also the sibling of Zelus, whom is a personification of aspirations which fits right in with the purpose of our journey. As well as Kratos and Bia whom embody some form of strength. All in all a nice little group to honor in parts.
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>>5587095
>>Bright-Eyed Athena
>The obvious thematic choice for our character me thinks

Me think that "I CAST BIG ROCK" on some dudes and bulldozer the rest dont fit with Athena. Just me tho
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>>5587110
Hey, the limitations of anon's write-ins doesn't change how we're a smart warrior whose greatest strength is our tactical genius, not our strength or fighting ability, which other heros have us outclassed in.
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>>5587112
Not to ackshually you, but as a matter of fact Nikandros just as outclassed in terms of intelligence by certain heroes as he is fighting strength by others. You aren't the only man with a braincell in a world of dimwits- you're a formidable intellect among others.
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>>5587115
Sure. But I bet my buttocks there are more brutes than tactical geniuses even then.
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>>5587029
>Nike, winged goddess of victory
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>>5587118
I see it as Nikon being absolutely ideal for the intermediary zone between the guys you want in looking over maps and drawing up plans and the guys you want crashing into the enemy in the vanguard.
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>>5587029
>>Ares, Slayer of Men
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>>5587128
He's a battlefield general.
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>>5587029
>>Ares, Slayer of Men
I wonder when Kratos comes into the picture?
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>>5587135
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>>5587054
>support
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>>5587144
Lol

>>5587128
He is the one leading/fighting side by side with his men. Neither his father or him command many soldiers, so he needs to make sure to fight with them.
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>>5587147
>Neither his father
About that... more later. What I will say now is that Hippomedon was a prince, not the lord of three frontier villages.
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>>5587029
>>Ares, Slayer of Men

It is the most fitting
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I've been wondering which side of Nikon's family had the divine ancestor. I guess it could be easy to tell by looking at which parent had gold-flecked eyes. Could be quite the pedigree along with the princely father.
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>>5587186
Speaking of family, as I understand it we're kind of distantly related to Diomedes through our father/his mother?
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>>5587157
>>5587135
>>5587129
>Ares

>>5587146
>>5587119
>>5587079
>>5587072
I will trust that you are one and the same
>>5587069
>>5587066
>>5587065
>>5587058
>>5587054
>Nike

>>5587095
Athena

>>5587045
>Zeus

>>5587035
>The Phonoi as a collective

>Calling this here. Maybe I will update later tonight instead of tomorrow. It's always inspiring when a lot of votes come in.

This write-in is very clever for reasons which will now make sense. Here's a brief explanation of this vote. Some of you will recall that I said you could earn the Favored trait in the future, and others will remember that you could potentially upgrade it to Chosen if taken early enough. This is how. The gods, for distinctly different reasons than mortals, love being famous. They all want cities named after them, battles to be won in their name, and other great deeds to be dedicated to them and them alone. In your position as a minor noble about to go to war, the best way to do this is by dedicating the arms of slain heroes to the name of the god/goddess you want to patronize you. Other great deeds might qualify for a dedication, and I will tell you after the fact if they do. If you do this enough, and do it the right way, you can "earn" the patronage of these deities eventually. It will take some time for any of them.

In general, the more famous and powerful the deity is, the more "dedication points" (a hidden stat I track) it will take to earn (and keep, if you ever earn it) their favor. This offering is quite pathetic so don't expect a lot from it, but I wanted to introduce this sooner rather than later.
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>>5587186
Neither of your parents had the eyes according to your mother.

>>5587192
Correct. Talaus, Diomedes's great-grandfather/grandfather-in-law (Diomedes married his aunt, a daughter of Adrastus, and his mother was another daughter of Adrastus), is your paternal grandfather.
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>>5587193
Soo...

>Famed Gods
You need PREMIUM-tier offer to try to get notice among all the others thousands offers. COMMON-tier offer can get them mad at you.

>Respected Gods
You can use PREMIUM-tier or RARE-tier offer to try to get notice among hundreds of others offers. COMMON-tier offers are acceptable, but will not attract particular attention.

>Forgotten Gods
You can use any tier of offer to try to get notice among the few that still remember them.
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>>5587193
The fun thing about Nike is her "victory" isn't solely tied to battle. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure the other things it can be applied to, Nikon is terrible at.

So just try your best, everybody.
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>>5587220
>"I have found where Achilles is in less that a day, this is for you Nike!"
>Nike come down.
>"You failed to present yourself properly to the king and now he doesn't like you, and the woman you tried to charm is scared to death, how is that a victory?"
>"The ways of the Victory are mysterious."
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>>5587232
>>"You failed to present yourself properly to the king and now he doesn't like you, and the woman you tried to charm is scared to death, how is that a victory?"
>how is that a victory?
The obvious answer to that is to slap on all the game you can muster and hit her with the "It let me meet you.".

and then she can immediately beat the shit out of us for impudence and leave

We should look into an art or hobby though. Probably something that we can use our awesome biceps for. To dedicate more stuff to her. Not that we'll be of enough skill to really draw attention during the course of the war. But the plan is to survive so consider it an investment, right?
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>>5587246
>>how is that a victory?
>"It let me meet you."

Lol

>We should look into an art or hobby though.
Don't the Scots have a sport where they throw some big-ass logs?

It could even serve as training.
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>>5587246
>"It let me meet you."
If we don't say this to Nike I will bawl and shriek.

Question for Homer (Simpson): How does story and myth affect Gods? If a story of Zeus being a gigantic lightning-throwing grasshopper became popular enough would he become a grasshopper? Or are Gods unaffected by myth and story?
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>>5587268
This is plot-relevant, and there are a handful of characters in the quest who know/have theories about it, so I am leaving you in the dark.
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>>5587260
I don't think the Scots will exist until like over a thousand years have passed. There are plenty of Greek "games" we could play that utilize strength and such. Wrestling especially.

>>5587268
>If we don't say this to Nike I will bawl and shriek.
If we do say it to her we'll probably die. At least dress it up all nice and proper to not sound like a frat boy to a literal goddess. Due respects and all that.
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>>5587274
>I don't think the Scots will exist until like over a thousand years have passed. There are plenty of Greek "games" we could play that utilize strength and such. Wrestling especially.

But I want to throw logs over troy's walls anon.
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Understandable. Maybe then we won't need a horse to get inside.
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>>5587193
You think on which god to make this votive offering to. You strongly consider Brazen Ares, the god of the front-line, who surely would delight in such proficient slaughter in battle. The best offering, however, seems to you to be to the goddess who you share a name with: Winged Nike, she who brings victory to men in all contests.

She is hardly a common goddess to make offerings to, considering her close association with Father Zeus. But you, who desires nothing other than to earn glory through victories in all competitions of arms, decide to single out the blessed daughter of Pallas that she might grant you honors as well. Your prayer is simple, as your have always given offerings to the gods without verbal excess as the better-educated me might engage in.

“Lady Nike, Winged Victor who flies always besides Thundering Zeus, to your name do I dedicate this feat and these captured arms. May you fly beside me as well, that I may bring ever more victories to your altar.”

With that, your work here is done. You use a loose rag from their camp to clean off your spear but otherwise leave their bodies to be eaten by the birds and dogs. Burial of the dead is always the responsibility of allies in arms; here no allies remain to protect the flesh of the dead and speed their passage to Hades. Another pity, but one it would be utterly inappropriate to rectify even if you felt like it.

You walk back to your chariot- less than three hours have passed since you first ran into that picket. Your driver is surprised that you finished the job so quickly, but you shrug and tell him that they were easy prey. He helps you get back out of your armor and you stow it away again. It wouldn’t do to ride into town armed.

The rest of this leg of travel on the mainland goes by without trouble. You arrive at Casthanaea. The gates are open, nothing seems amiss. Excellent. You go straight down to the docks to arrange travel.

You won’t need your chariot on Skyros, so you pay an honest-looking Hellenic trader to bring it with him on the way to Megara along with the parts of your kit you can’t carry on your person on the island. Another merchant happens to making a run through the Sporades, so it isn’t any trouble to convince him to take a noble along as a passenger so long as you “assure him you’ve not roused the wrath of the gods of the sea” which, technically speaking, you haven’t.
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>>5587324
You pass the night as the guest of a local minor noble who asks you many excited questions about the campaign of the Atreidae, which you deflect much to his disappointment. The next day you part with your driver after thanking him for his good service. You set off on the sea to complete your search for Prince Achilles.

>I fast-forwarded a little through Casthanaea because nobody of any interest lives there. Roll me 3 d20’s separately: the first determines whether your driver says enough about your exploits to earn you any Kleos, the second determines whether your belongings make it to Megara, the third determines how your travel to Skyros goes. That’s it for the night!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5587326
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5587326
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>5587326
uh oh
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>>5587335
By the Gods, at least this wasn't for the third roll.
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>>5587335
He stole our shit that motherfucker. Or he got got by bandits. For his sake it better have been the bandits.
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>>5587331
>You earn no Kleos

>>5587335
>You are now Chariotless

>>5587337
>While somewhat slow, the passage to Skyros is fine

Well, what matters is intact
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>>5587341
>>You are now Chariotless
>They stole our chariot, can't have shit in Thessaly
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>>5587345
>Should have never crossed that damn river
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>>5587340
I like to think that as he got closer to land to dock and unload a great wave came from a nearby river that slammed in to the side of the boat and knocked the chariot into the water with non bein able to retrieve it as the wave's suddenly became choppy and dangerous to enter
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>>5587341
Nooo :(
Everyone will snicker at Nikandros when they will see he doesn't even have some of his kit and chariot. And a few pennies....
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Did we just lose our armor?
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>>5587364
No. You have a rucksack with your armor, weapons, and Sister's gift, but all of the other traditional amenities of a noble are (were) on that ship. A benefit of being fuckoff strong is that, when necessary, you can carry your own gear instead of having a slave/servant do it.
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Around Water, Watch Yourself!
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>>5587378
I've got the perfect plan. We get all of our men together, right? And then we command them to stab the waves as they wash up on the beach. With such an assault we shall surely defeat the water.
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>>5588197
Nice plan sir. Very nice plan even.

What could go wrong?
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>>5587341
Bloody merchants
>>5588197
Just throw boulders at the water until it fills up
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>>5587341
>You are now Chariotless
>Prays to the Goddess of Victory
>Immediately loses chariot
>"What did she mean by this?"
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>>5587351
>he dismounted?
>flood eet
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>>5588311
Very amusing anon, thank you
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>>5588301
Nikon must become a chariot by boosting his agility.
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>>5588301
Maybe she expect that we go with Achilles?

>>5588311
Kek saved
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>>5588311
Lmao
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>>5587341
>>5588311
A meme? For mine own quest? This puts a greater warmth in my chest than the finest unmixed wine.

>>5588301
Simply further proof that victories are won by men, not material.

These merchants are an unseemly sort. The humble serf working his lord’s lands at least has the dignity of his labor to him. Such common men are the lifeblood of armies and food production. Merchants on the other hand, are essentially unindustrious. They ply the ever-dangerous waves in pursuit of easy riches, lying and stealing whenever they can turn a profit off of it. And while you have never met them, you hear that the richer merchants in the south even think they deserve the respect of nobles. As if such scroungers, lacking both divine and mortal virtues, deserve anything other than the mere tolerance of their betters!

You reflect on this as you wait on this freighter, the Eueuteria. Perhaps the delays have been getting to you. There is little for you to do as you wait on the dockyards, having already finished your customary practice with shield, spear, and sword. The merchant who you sail with promises that he is doing his trading with all expeditiousness. You doubt it. Islands like this cannot produce their own wine and grain terribly well, and it is these goods that he is presently gouging the locals with.

On the other hand, these prices are perhaps a matter of necessity. The Earth-Shaker is well known for taking ships according to his fancy, and the average merchantman is much more likely to perish at-sea than at-home if he does much more than coast-skimming. This last part of the journey, from Polyaegos to Skyros, is undoubtedly the most hazardous. The captain of the vessel has given you all assurances that he has gone over this stretch of the Aegean a hundred times, but a coin flipped a hundred times does not all of the sudden become less likely to go one way or the other.

The ships of the expedition will have to go much further than this. It will be a campaign of island-hopping at first- safer than the open ocean but a logistical problem nevertheless. You trust that the High King has considered carefully how he intends to supply his forces across hundreds of leagues of wine-dark sea. It is impossible that the lord of all the Hellenes is so inexperienced in war as to not have given it substantial thought.

It looks like your musing is at an end. The merchant comes down the docks, empty-handed, his gait marked with the excitement of a deal well-struck. He greets you, you acknowledge him, and you get moving to the ship as he begins collecting his sailors from the varied water-holes and whorehouses that sailors frequent.

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>>5588551
When you reach Skyros, no angry divinity greets you to inhibit your task. Your work hasn’t attracted the attention of the Olympians yet, for good or ill. No divine messenger has visited your dreams either. You get off the Eueuteria with unhidden joy, an unbidden smile creeping onto your normally impassive face. You’re so close to the first step of your march to glory.

The full armor of a hoplite, with spear, sword, and shield on top of it is not a trivial burden even for you. Still, entrusting your ancestral arms to a merchant would be akin to leaving a babe with wolves. You wear them on your back, as you have many times before on the march in the hills of your home.

You ask a local woman after the location of the palace of King Lycomedes, and get an immediate response. Thankfully it is only a few hours' travel from the coast itself. You truly cannot wait to have your chariot back to cut down such journeys.

The locals are entirely uninterested in holding you up as you leave the coastal town for your destination. It’s only natural. An armed, grizzled-looking giant can only mean trouble for them.



Ah, the Palace of Lycomedes. It’s a relatively humble edifice, fitting for an island-king. The walls were unimpressive, the foliage lush but somewhat unmaintained Nothing seems amiss as you as you approach. Now it’s time to consider your approach.

>Open: tell the king that you believe Prince Achilles of Thessaly is on his island, possibly consorting with one of his daughters. Either he already knows, in which case no harm is done or he doesn’t, in which case he will likely sanction your search.

>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?

>Hidden: Why speak to the king at all? Sneak in and find Achilles while avoiding any official attention. You don’t exactly have a great track record with royals of any stature.

>Something else?
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>>5588554
>>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?
We got scammed. Please help.
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>>5588554
>Open: tell the king that you believe Prince Achilles of Thessaly is on his island, possibly consorting with one of his daughters. Either he already knows, in which case no harm is done or he doesn’t, in which case he will likely sanction your search.

Honesty seems good, in my opinion. Dutiful and all that jazz. Hopefully the ability too piss off a king isn’t invoked here as well.
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>>5588554
>Open: tell the king that you believe Prince Achilles of Thessaly is on his island, possibly consorting with one of his daughters. Either he already knows, in which case no harm is done or he doesn’t, in which case he will likely sanction your search.
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>>5588554
>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?
If Achilles is in the court of Lycomedes, then he must have given his premission. That means he's abetting Thetis in concealing Achilles, so we can't trust him to receive us in good faith especially since he killed Theseus, some accounts say because he didn't want to give up estates the hero rightfully owned.
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>>5588554

Tough choice here. Showing up unannounced to the palace is a bit risky, but so is waltzing around the island without introducing ourself.

We’re an enormous armored giant so any chance of sneaking around was lost the second we stepped onto Skyros proper...

>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?

Like all good lies, weave in some truth to our story - we are hoping to participate in the war and make a name for ourself, but we got sidetracked and hoping to rest here for a bit.

As an additional gambit, tell him that we are training for combat and could duel his best guys for some entertainment or training?

This would be a good way to draw Achilles out of hiding as well.
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>>5588551
>Eueuteria
>Polyaegos
These are the first words that I can't read immediately. What do they mean?

>>5588554
>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?
Nice suggestion to tell hum that we're looking for practice duels.
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>>5588554
>>Open: tell the king that you believe Prince Achilles of Thessaly is on his island, possibly consorting with one of his daughters. Either he already knows, in which case no harm is done or he doesn’t, in which case he will likely sanction your search.
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>>5588578

I think Eueuteria is just the name of the boat we rode on between the islands.

Polyaegos is one of the islands we were hopping between.
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>>5588554
>Open
we're not a subtle guy
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>>5588554
>>Open: tell the king that you believe Prince Achilles of Thessaly is on his island, possibly consorting with one of his daughters. Either he already knows, in which case no harm is done or he doesn’t, in which case he will likely sanction your search.
death death
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>>5588645
>>5588678
>>5588616
>>5588559

You guys realize that Lycomedes is going to try to kill us if he realizes what we’re up to, right? Saving Achilles won’t look very cool if we end up having to slaughter a King in his own palace to do it.

Would strongly recommend you reconsider this
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>>5588554
>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?
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>>5588686
Swapping to Subtle then.
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>>5588686
>You guys realize that Lycomedes is going to try to kill us if he realizes what we’re up to, right? Saving Achilles won’t look very cool if we end up having to slaughter a King in his own palace to do it.

Why?
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>>5588721

In-character, we know that Achilles is a VIP and his mother, Thetis, is a literal goddess. We can reasonably suspect that Lycomedes knows that Achilles is on his island (given that he’s a VIP) and is keeping it quiet (because otherwise, Peleus wouldn’t be freaking out and having his army search for Achilles). Lycomedes is therefore collaborating with Thetis and is probably not going to spill the beans to some random asshole that no one has heard of.

Also, if we let it slip that we understand the Achilles situation, Thetis and Lycomedes will probably try to kill us to preserve the secret, since we’re a nobody and no one even knows we’re here.
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>>5588554
>>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?

No one expects the giant 1/4 god to be subtle thus we should do it purely for the lulz.
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Hey I think I know why Nike sink our chariot, she wanted to give us a alibi.
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>>5588741
Thats how I'm seeing it
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>>5588554
Casting my vote for

>Subtle
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>>5588748
>Nike to all the other gods
>"My toy soldier don't need that shit. Yeet"
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>>5588748
Maybe she thinks chariots are too OP
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>>5588782
Reminds me of some of the discussion around Elden Ring.
>If you used a chariot, you didn't beat the game
t. Nike, probably
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>>5588791
>Pray to Nike because we want a god that dont fuck with us
>Now we have to win the whole war NoWeapons, NoArmor, NoMagic, NoHorse, NoSummom, NoPotion.
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>>5588791
She's the goddess of victory, not hollow victory
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>>5588822
Let this be a lesson learned. Greek gods are assholes in search of entertainment, with very, very few exceptions and even those are arguable.
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>>5588845
At least Hades only occasionally engages in tomfoolery. Imagine what a pain in the ass it would be if dead assholes got loose because he was constantly rolling around and fucking with people up here.
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>>5589083
Hades was who I had in mind, actually, when I said exceptions. Best greek god, hands down.
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>>5588554
>>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?
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>>5588554
>Subtle: tell Lycomedes nothing, feign being a simple warrior-noble waylaid on Skyros on your way to Mycenae. Finding the prince will be easy as a guest, and surely he will respect you as an honorable traveler petitioning his hospitality?
We're too big to sneak around and we don't know whether the king is involved with hiding them or not, so this seems the best option.
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>>5589194
>>5589127
>>5588771
>>5588741
>>5588718
>>5588701
>>5588578
>>5588571
>>5588566
>>5588556
>Subtlety

>>5588678
>>5588645
>>5588616
>>5588558
>Openness

Writing. In the future, I would prefer if changed votes also link back to the previous vote. Just makes things a little more convenient.

>>5588782
>>5588791
>>5588822
>>5588837
Nike is the goddess of victory and excellence in all competitions: mimic tear and summon users would certainly not earn her favor.
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>>5588837
She's the goddess of victory, not miracles.

That's Yahweh.

>>5588554
>Open
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ah, shite.

Voted just a second too late
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>>5589311
>mimic tear and summon users would certainly not earn her favor
wtf I love Nike
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>>5589311
Nike is a /v/ermin confirmed
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>>5589311
>meanwhile ares stans are brainlessly following the meta
Dumb schmucks probably still use RoB.
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>>5589350
all katana users MUST die
>Nike is based inescapable frenzy hugger
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>>5589311
Subtlety is the way. An open style didn’t exactly serve you well with King Peleus, not that you had much chance to even speak to the man rather than be yelled at. If Achilles and Thetis have no chance of knowing your designs, they won’t be able to slip away. Not that you would expect a goddess or warrior-extraordinaire to run from you.

As you enter the threshold of the grounds, a slave working in the garden sees your approach and hurries inside. She will inform Lycomedon that he has a mighty visitor, in frame like one of the deathless gods. You do not hurry, but instead survey his home’s exterior.

You gave the island-king too little credit in your initial assessment. Yes, in architecture the palace cannot hold a candle to sheer size of Mycenae or the superb quality of Phthia. Yet the grounds speak of a blessed household. Lush greenery, flowers, and trees fill the area within the outer walls, a small spring even welling up. An orchard and vineyard, brimming with sweet pears, figs, and grapes stretch to behind the palace itself. It is a agricultural wealth rather than a strictly monumental kind, the bounty of a peaceful ruler with no designs on appearing imposing or majestic.

It does not appeal to you, even if you can understand it. This kind of home would be utterly indefensible if even a green troop of Illyrians decided to attack it. Any advantage in a siege the spring and orchards offer would be nullified by the low-height of the outer wall- more a stone fence really. The large windows combined with their low placement compromises the security of the palace itself. The slavegirl returns with an older man trailing behind her. Lycomedon, to be sure.

Bowing deeply, you make your appeal.

“My Lord Lycomedon, I come to your home much-traveled. I am Nikandros, son of Hippomedon who fought before the walls of seven-gated Thebes. My path to the halls of kingly Agamemnon has been winding, and now I beg to be received as a guest in your care before I continue my journey southwards.” Lycomedon smiles.

“Nikandros, you are not the first as of late the gods have bid me play host to. Pray tell though- how have landed you on my doorstep?”

And you tell him- you tell him of your encounter with the naiad on the Peneus, of the many Myrmidons on the roads, of your fighting with the bandits in the realm of Philoctetes, and of how the merchant ferrying you left you here rather than honoring his agreement to take you to Megara alongside your chariot and other belongings. You are no great liar, but simply omitting your experiences in Phthia and inventing mercantile treachery is no trouble.

At this, Lycomedon invites you into his home. He seems more the congenial grandfather than a master of a kingdom. He also asks that you leave your pack with the slave woman, who will bring it to your room once the space is prepared.
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>>5589417
His palace’s inside is like its outside, which is to say that potted plants and flowers make up for the lowness of the ceiling and the absence of costly decorations. You decide to try your luck.

“And who, lordly Lycomedon, are your other guests if you do not mind the question?” He does not look at you as he replies.

“A daughter of the goddess Thetis, if you would believe it! Of course, one can only accept when a goddess asks that her child be raised among your own. I much prefer the girl to her brother the Prince Achilles, who I hosted at the behest of his father some years ago during joint anti-piracy operations.” It is quite good that he did not turn to look at you, because your eyes just about popped out of your head in shock. Thetis is masquerading Achilles as a girl? And he has agreed to it? While not beyond the powers of a goddess, you cannot fathom why they would do this. Still, you master your surprise and continue after him.

“And what did you dislike about the Prince, if I may be so bold? I have found him to be an honorable and skillful man in my experience.” A lie concerning your acquaintance, but not one the king is in a position to detect.

“It is bad form for a host to complain in detail about previous guests Lord Nikandros- surely you know this?” You quickly apologize for the little trespass. At this you reach the main hall of the palace, where lunch is already underway. It is fine fare, far better than the dried meat and fruit you have been subsisting on the road with. Your mouth waters. The search can at least wait for a meal.

Cheeses, wine, fruits fresh from the gardens and orchards, pork served in every variation you can imagine- the food is excellent. You sit at the head of the table beside Lycomedon, following the custom that men sit away from the women. And you are the only men- the King’s many daughters, guest, and wife occupy the other end of the table and are enjoying their own meal. You survey the women, spotting the “daughter” of Thetis easily. She fits the description of Nisa concerning the Prince, aside from the obvious discrepancy of sex. Even her musculature is unlike that of any woman.

“Nikandros?” The king draws you attention back to him. “Tell me, are you married?”

“No, my lord. It is just that your daughters are very beautiful.” Better he think you attracted to his children than curious about his guest.

“That explains it then. I remember when I was your age, I could hardly keep my gaze from women. I shall let it go this time, since I know my daughters to be the finest noblewomen in all of Hellas, but respect the household you reside in. Now tell me- you say you march to the banner of the High King. Why?” An opportunity. Time to test the resolve of the “Princess”
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Rolled 12, 19, 11 = 42 (3d20)

>>5589419
“I seek glory my lord, fame undying. You know well that only the names of men who are associated with great deeds survive their possessors. I have crushed many foreigners in the north, but we all know that such barbaroi do not compare in grandeur to the easterners who so insulted King Menelaus. If I only defended my home as I have my whole life, my name would surely die with me at the end of my years.” Even as you say this, you keep in the corner of your eye the girl who you fully expect to be Achilles in disguise across the table. “Her” head popped up at the very mention of the word “glory”. He’s listening. Better to press him now, see if he’ll break.

>Roll 1d20, Bo3, to see if you can get Achilles to oust himself. Your charisma is against his willpower, which is rolling at +4.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>5589421
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5589421
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>5589421
Damn. Achilles' mouth is glued shut. Mommy must really have him by the balls.

You know that's probably not a good expression to use. The Greek pantheon is wild.
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>>5589441
I didn't mean to put a +4 on there. Reflex making me look foolish. Damn these dice though. Homie up here rolls way too good. Almost like fate is trying to make it so only Odysseus can find the lad.
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>>5589446
We know who he is, worst comes to worst we find her(him) in private, berate him for cowardice, and go on our merry way.
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>>5589452
I can see exactly how poorly that would go. If we could even get him alone with helicopter mother hovering around. It's an option certainly
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>>5589421
>>5589435
>>5589438
>>5589441
>9 versus 23: massive failure. Y'all just can't catch a social break against Peleids it seems. Writing.
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>>5589461
It's because those fucks are 70% water.
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>>5589475
Nikandros is a fire type, and thus weak to water
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>>5589461
*SOB*
well what is a good drama without a setup?
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>>5589461
Looks like we'll have to use shenanigans to get him outta here.
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>>5589461
Sorry about the lateness of this update, got into a discussion about the relationship between the Turkic and Mongolic language families w my roommate. If you guys come to a consensus in an hour or two I'll get another one out tonight.

Just as soon as “she” begins paying attention, she looks away and starts talking to another of Lycomedon’s daughters. Damnation, it looks like your attempt at goading did nothing.

The rest of the lunch passes amicably. You and Lycomedon discuss the only thing on the minds of the lords of the realm, the impending war. He shares with you that many of the merchants who normally frequent the harbors of Skyros have been in contact with the King’s agents, you tell him that you heard a rumor that Peleus was planning on sending thousands of soldiers to join the expedition. Lycomedon then offers to have a slavewoman bathe you, which you gladly accept after a long time on the road and a few days at sea.

There was a bit of trouble finding a bathtub large enough for you, but after that minor trouble you settled into being a guest of Lycomedon properly. You found your room to be well furnished, with finely-woven bedsheets and a silver-studded chair lifting the overall quality of the room. Your belongings, thankfully, were intact.

Now you have time to think about the situation you find yourself in. The goddess Thetis is nowhere to be seen, Achilles has taken the form of a young girl and is a guest of Lycomedon. His (her?) physical traits are not wholly changed by the shapechanging magic, including her (his?) beauty… you decide to turn your mind from that thought. How on earth are you going to deal with this?

>Outing Achilles at lunch didn’t work, but figuring out some way to get him to do the job himself seems appropriate to you. But how? (write-in, determines the kind of check this involves)

>Lycomedon doesn’t know about the man living in his household. He hinted at a grudge with Achilles- if you can convince him of the truth, perhaps his authority will help you get the Prince out of here? (Charisma check, write-in may lower DC)

>Wait for nightfall and try to talk to Achilles, man-to-disguised-man. You shouldn’t tamper with the arrangement until you understand his reasons. (Obvious dangers include having to sneak into the women’s quarters of the palace and speaking with Achilles himself)

>Something else?
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>>5589563
>>Outing Achilles at lunch didn’t work, but figuring out some way to get him to do the job himself seems appropriate to you. But how? (write-in, determines the kind of check this involves)
I was thinking of issuing an open challenge to any and all on the island to a contest of strength and prowess. Friendly as to not seem like a disrespectful guest. There will of course be a tasteful amount of boasting to lure out the prince.

Sure the challenge of a giant is daunting but there have to be plenty to see that success would bring them some renown. Even if only locally.
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>>5589563
I'm so happy we're getting to the mythological shenanigans. It's too bad we'll miss out on Odysseus's retarded acting. Also, I just realized I've been typing Lycomedon instead of Lycomedes. Just, uh, ignore that.
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>>5589572
We'll just assume that he had an offer we couldn't refuse.
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>>5589571
+1 support. It's as good idea as any, as long we make sure it's posed in good faith.
>>5589563
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>>5589563
>Outing Achilles at lunch didn’t work, but figuring out some way to get him to do the job himself seems appropriate to you. But how? (write-in, determines the kind of check this involves)
Wait for a few days first, start talking about how we haven't had a good fight in a while. Then we issue the open (yet friendly) challenge and chew through a few people. That should convey the impression that we're getting restless for battle and give us an excuse to leave immediately once we have Achilles.
Plan B is to spill the beans to Lycomedes.
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>>5589563
>>Outing Achilles at lunch didn’t work, but figuring out some way to get him to do the job himself seems appropriate to you. But how? (write-in, determines the kind of check this involves)
>>5589571
Something like this but less challenge and more a game.

>Find some mid side rocks
>Trow them to something that no one would get mad about if it break, like a tree
>You have to trows per turn
>If you hit the same place two times you win a cup of wine or something like that
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>>5589580
>>You have to trows per turn
Fuck
>you have two trows per turn
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>>5589571
Supporting, say we need to let off some steam after having our chariot robbed from us essentially.
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>>5589583
You don't know about that yet IC
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>>5589585
Ehhh...?

>>5589417
>And you tell him- you tell him of your encounter with the naiad on the Peneus, of the many Myrmidons on the roads, of your fighting with the bandits in the realm of Philoctetes, and of how the merchant ferrying you left you here rather than honoring his agreement to take you to Megara alongside your chariot and other belongings.

>and of how the merchant ferrying you left you here rather than honoring his agreement to take you to Megara alongside your chariot and other belongings.

We know we lose it, but not how? We lie about something is true?
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>>5589590
The idea is that you took two separate ships to Megara, one with the chariot and supplies and the other with your person. In the world of the lie, the man ferrying you dropped you off here for unknown reasons rather than taking to Megara, where your shit is.
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>>5589571
Supporting this. Say we're going to head off to fight soon, and we want to get some practice in before we do. Going to feel sorry for all the people who aren't able to come and going to miss out, etc. Lay it on thick.
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>>5589571
>>5589577
+1 to the challenge idea except screw the good faith. Wouldn't pissing people off goad them more?

>"I've not seen anyone on this island you could possibly match me in a test of strength"

Besides, we're already assuredly going to piss off Lycomedes anyways before we leave the island.
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>>5589563
>Outing Achilles at lunch didn’t work, but figuring out some way to get him to do the job himself seems appropriate to you. But how? (write-in, determines the kind of check this involves)

An open board game challenge to all. The prince's favorite mentioned that he played board games with Ajax. Of course, the prince also has likely been advised against displays of prowess, and he's only been here a couple of days, so I wouldn't say he's exactly chomping at the bit yet for action.

However, if we can get close enough to talk privately, we can stress his duty and pride. The dutiful nature of Nikon might come in handy, speaking of a parent no longer there entirely in the head, of friends worried and searching for him, of the shameful nature of a proud warrior like him being made to wear a dress to hide from what should be his rightful destiny, and glory. The most horrible thing for a young hero now is to die old and unspoken of the divine gifts they had wasted away.

It could also be an opportunity to show the strategic mind of Nikon off to Achilles, whose favor could certainly come in handy.
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>>5589609
That's a good one too.
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>>5589563
>>5589580
Change my vote for this>>5589609

/TG/
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>>5589563
>>5589571
>>5589609
Yeah I think I'll change to back this one. If we can't roll it in or try it later or anything like that. It's just smarter than mine.
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>>5589623
>>5589619
>>5589609
>>5589605
>>5589580
>>5589578
>Everybody wants to do the classic thing and out the crossdresser, which I approve of. However, we have two parties- those who want to issue a test of strength, and those who want to issue a challenge to a game of Petteia. Let's do a little runoff

>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a general challenge of strength

>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia
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>>5589638
>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia

BRAIN TIME
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>>5589638
>>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia
I am certainly torn, but using that we do know Achilles loves bordgaems is cleverer.
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>>5589638
>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia

Big Brain time.
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>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia

Brain time, and you lot of fuckers need to roll something above an 11 dammit!
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/roll 1d20
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>>5589638
>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia
SMALL BRAIN TIME
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(1d20)
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>>5589638
>>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

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>Challenge Achilles to a game of Petteia
>We dont know how to play
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>>5589655
>>5589658
>>5589690
Odysseus is here too I see
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>>5589638
>Ask King Lycomedes to help you set up a challenge to a game of Petteia
Tactical genius skillz.
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>>5589693
Merely pretending.
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I was thinking about the whole finding a love for Nikon, but are Penelope and Odysseus the gold standard?
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>>5589640
>>5589642
>>5589645
>>5589654
>>5589657
>>5589665
>>5589695
Well, that's consensus. I'm happy it went this way- excellent write-in.

Getting the Prince to out himself is the best move on your view. You are certain that if this absurd façade is broken then he will get back to what he does best, fighting.

As for how, a memory creeps to your mind. Nisa, Achilles's favored prostitute, described him as a fan of "a game with little pieces". She must have been speaking of the great game, Petteia, something you yourself have played since youth. A two-player strategy game, it is considered a solid measure of a man's tactical prowess- victory requires foresight in strategy, clever analysis of your opponent's psychology, and brave-hearted decisiveness in seizing chances for victory. You are, needless to say, obscenely good at it. Once you learned the rules, you never lost to Iudas after the age of nine.

Petteia is largely understood as a game for gentlemen, and while you are out of practice you believe that you can bait him with an innocuous challenge. It's clever- even a fool would see that a test of strength could out a false woman, but proving competence at Petteia would be just as damning and infinitely more subtle. Now you must convince Lycomedes to set up a tournament.

This proves easier than expected. While he did not strike you as a military man, Lycomedes is an enthusiast as well. You told him you considered yourself a player of some skill and desired a real challenge. He doubted this- likely due to your brutish looks. He pulled out his board, a Phoenician import carved of fine pine to test you. Five drubbings later, one featuring an absolutely brilliant center-selling gambit, he was convinced of your boasts.

You have conspired with him to invite all the notable gentlemen of the island to the palace for a tournament. Winning will be a boost to your fame, but more importantly you are convinced that the Prince will be unable to avoid entering it. No real player could. It will begin in three days.

...

What have you been doing in the meantime?

>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.

>Enjoying the hospitality of Lycomedes and getting to know his family. It has been a long time since you spoke to eligible women, and most of his daughters are of appropriate age.

>What you always do when you have time- training. You run the hills in the morning, practice your strokes in the heat of midday, and settle down to dine in the evening.

>Something else?
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>>5589702
>What you always do when you have time- training. You run the hills in the morning, practice your strokes in the heat of midday, and settle down to dine in the evening.

Always training, we have an increased cap for a reason.
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>>5589702
>What you always do when you have time- training. You run the hills in the morning, practice your strokes in the heat of midday, and settle down to dine in the evening.
Every day till we can make like Herk and dry up the Scamander.
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>>5589702
>>What you always do when you have time- training. You run the hills in the morning, practice your strokes in the heat of midday, and settle down to dine in the evening.

Autismo training time. Stohi tyho hoyu.
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>>5589700
>I was thinking about the whole finding a love for Nikon, but are Penelope and Odysseus the gold standard?

Odysseus act like a retarded, sometimes literally, but no one can deny that the love he feels for Penelope is something rarely seen
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>>5589702
>>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
The world is too fleeting not to appreciate it.
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>>5589702
>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
We will have plenty of time to train later, for now, enjoy the little things in life.
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>>5589702
>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
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>>5589702
>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
>What you always do when you have time- training. You run the hills in the morning, practice your strokes in the heat of midday, and settle down to dine in the evening.

Maybe combine the two with some endurance training.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HV1YqD5M4-g&feature=shares
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>>5589702
>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
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>>5589702
>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild
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>>5589702

>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.

I’m sure that this will lead to a random encounter,
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>>5589702
>>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
>>What you always do when you have time- training. You run the hills in the morning, practice your strokes in the heat of midday, and settle down to dine in the evening.

Throw in some Rocky music too for the perfect training montage!
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>>5589702
>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
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>>5589702
>What you always do when you have time- training. You run the hills in the morning, practice your strokes in the heat of midday, and settle down to dine in the evening.
Git gud now before Nike pull the "I told you so" card on us.
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>>5589929
>Throw in some Rocky music too for the perfect training montage!
+1
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>>5589929
+1 to this option.
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>>5589702
>>5589929
Support working on our cardio
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>>5589702
>>Exploring the countryside around the palace. It is beautiful country, a blessed land, and in the immediate future you will have little time for pleasant time in the wild.
Just stay away from rivers
One day we shall bond with Odysseus about our hatred of water
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>>5589706
>>5589708
>>5589709
>>5589980
>Train

>>5589744
>>5589757
>>5589765
>>5589785
>>5589859
>>5589951
>>5590352
>>5589743
>Explore

As for you combined anons, as the option indicates the training choice already includes some sick cross-country esque hill runs. The options are exclusive because the one indicates focusing on the training itself, the other on the natural landscape. Also, the choice determines which encounter you get, and I'm not giving you both. I'll give you all ~ 30 minutes to generate valid votes, but will call it after that.
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>>5590368
Me, plainly.
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>>5590368
If it must be one or the other, then I'll change >>5590242 to exploration
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>>5590382

In the meantime, you’ve been hiking out in nature. You have not been able to do something like this since you were a boy, when you and your sister would explore the wilderness surrounding your rural estate for hours on end. The forests surrounding Lycomedes’s palace are practically untouched- he is not a hunter and has no poaching troubles.

It’s quiet and solemn. Such an atmosphere is vastly preferable to the activity inside of the palace. Only a few slaves, your tutor Iudas, and your mother and sister occupied your home estate. In comparison, Lycomedes has a wife, seven daughters, the disguised prince, and upwards of thirty slaves serving the palace’s needs in some capacity or another. The idle chatter of girls and enjoyment of delicacies are too rich for your social and gustatory tastes.

Yet, after two days of exploring the north of the island, it is high time that you go and climb the mountain to the south. One day you plan to summit Olympus itself, so this little peak will serve as good practice. You wear little- a chiton, sandals, a sword for safety, and a small pack with a wineskin and bread for provisions. You set out in the early morning.

For the first few hours, you encounter nothing of note. Once Dawn lays her lovely hands on the horizon the birds chirp more and the insects less, but otherwise nothing.

You reach the base of the mountain. Here the going gets much tougher. The gravel shifts under your weight, and the slopes become more comfortable for goats than men. Yet you did not come here for mere comfort. Conquering nature is a challenge like any other, and you are a competitor at heart.

There are no goats here. Exceedingly strange- this kind of barren landscape is where the wild variety of their kind thrives the best. The foothills of Olympus abound with them. The sky is also cloudy and gray, a change from the clarity of the morning sun earlier.

After an hour of hard climbing you feel it. There is something… off about the mountain. There is a light pressure on you to turn back, to not continue. A compulsion even. [Fresh Olympian Blood]. You do not care. Whatever magic is in place to keep men from moving on up, you have the personal divinity to push through it. And you will. The secrets of spirits are always worth pursuing. Yet you ware of what lays ahead.



After thirty more minutes of climbing, the pressure has mounted to a substantial push that requires a conscious will to move against. Yet you are so close to the peak, which is itself shrouded in a mist that even your eyes cannot penetrate. That is incredibly curious…

>Roll 1d20, will check, Bo3. Your Nepenthe is back at the palace, so you cannot autosucceed this roll.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5590490
Summit Olympus? Well, no one can accuse him of aiming low.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>5590490
I refuse to be beaten by a mere mountain.
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>>5590490
let us not fail
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>5590490

Man vs nature, etc etc
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>>5590494
>>5590508
>>5590513

Hopefully slightly better than average will be enough?
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>>5590494
>>5590508
>>5590513
>12, as slight of a failure as can be. Writing
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>>5590515
Guess not. We're on quite a streak, aren't we? How disappointing.
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>>5590521
Will and Charisma are by far your weakest stats. I wouldn't sweat failing checks associated with them.
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>>5590521

Well, hopefully “very marginal failure” doesn’t cause us to lose out on this encounter entirely?
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>>5590521
Nike must have not liked our strategy of throwing rocks
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>>5590530
I'm just miffed we've bombed on the past like five rolls. Even though the losses from them have been minor.

>>5590531
It'd be kind of pointless if an incidental encounter wasn't gone if we failed to get it in the first place, you know? I'm betting it was just an oread wanting some alone time so not meeting her is whatever.

>>5590532
>mfw
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>>5590515
You can’t do it. All your strength and you cannot will your foot forwards any further. You strain mightily but find yourself incapable of overcoming the magic affecting your spirit. Yet you can resist. Like a pillar of stone you refuse to move, refuse to be cowed by the mountain’s magic. This state of affairs stays the same for a good amount of time. Then, a figure begins descending down the slopes.

She is tall. Taller than you, even. A deathless goddess. You fall to your knees and bow, averting your eyes from even her feet. This is a bad situation. Were you attempting to trespass on the home of a divinity? Zeus have mercy on you.

Each of her steps carries a weight greater than your own with it, the very stones beneath her feet rearranging themselves to better tolerate the goddess. They are agonizingly slow, the crunching of rock every few seconds. She is taking her sweet time coming near you. Sweat builds on your brow.

“A mortal approaches my home. No, not a mere mortal. A descendant of… yes, him. I could smell that aura anywhere. You do not look much like your ancestor you know. Why are you here?” The voice of the goddess is not loud but carries an imperious air about it. Despite not yelling, the question echoes down the mountain with an unnatural strength.

“The mountain my lady, I came to summit it. I did not know it to be the home of any lovely-haired goddesses.” An honest answer.

“You did not know, and yet you had the presence of mind to resist the spell surrounding the perimeter. That is a dangerous curiosity, hero. Did you think to rob me? Or worse?” The goddess’s tone is accusatory. Hades, how do you deal with this?

>Quash your pride and beg she forgive your trespass. You honestly didn’t know!

>In for a penny, in for a pound. Tell the goddess you wanted to meet whoever lived on the top here, that you are a foreigner unfamiliar with the local deities.

>A foolhardy idea strikes you. Lie, tell her that the people of this island have praised her beauty to the high heavens. You desired to test these claims.

>Something else?
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>>5590540

Fair point but the penalty could also manifest as a mechanical penalty.

>oread sees hulking behemoth standing awkwardly
>he just stands there silently for 10 minutes
>abruptly turns around and angry marches back down the mountain.

Homer, are you sure we can’t earn the chargen traits? We are on track for autist…
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>>5590557
Nearly on the money there anon. You get the encounter now, but at a pretty severe disadvantage.
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>>5590556
>Quash your pride and beg she forgive your trespass. You honestly didn’t know!
>"I saw a mountain and wanted to climb it. I found the pressure to return odd, but it added to the desire to overcome the challenge."
>"I deeply apologize for intruding upon your domain, only a barbarian would enter upon one's home uninvited, much less of a divine such as yourself. How may I make amends for my grave mistake?"
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>>5590556

>beg forgiveness and tell the truth?

“Please, my lady - I truly did not know who or what might reside at the peak. I sought to master this peak and become stronger for the labor of it, but I had no further designs than this. I would earn your forgiveness, if such a thing is possible, and swear an oath of silence, if it is privacy you seek.”
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>>5590557
>We are on track for autist
Kind of wish we picked that one now, but the rivers killed dad
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>>5590556
>"My goal remained and remains unchanged. I simply seek to summit the mountain. Though it would appear I must admit defeat."
It's not like we could have taken anything down the mountain with us, we don't even have pockets.

>>5590557
I'd really rather not get kicked while we are down so that we get kicked even more in the future if we can avoid it. Cascading failure is a nightmare.
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>>5590565
Supporting this, it's basically the truth.
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>>5590565
Sure
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>>5590565
+1
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>>5590614
Meant support
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>>5590565
+1 support
>>5590556
Best be truthful with a woman who could proably turn us into a sentient pebble or some shit
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>>5590565
Support
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>Don’t train.
>Get frozen by a goddess.
What does this mean?
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>>5590565
Supporting
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>>5590720
That we'll probably get morale shocked into oblivion in the future.

Or Nike really doesn't appreciate any lax at all and is making her displeasure known.
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So any thoughts on who this is?
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>>5590565
>>5590612
>>5590614
>>5590615
>>5590623
>>5590670
>>5590761
>Strong consensus for this choice and dialogue, so I'll roll with it. I may get an update out in a few hours (i.e. ~3 AM CT), if not then likely update in ~12 or so hours.
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test
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>>5590774
Maybe it's the incarnation of Mount Kochylas or Skyros itself.
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>>5590565
+1, Nike save us from the divine!

I don't know if it would be a good thing or a very bad thing if a 20 is rolled with a divine. You can't exactly say no to them, for example, Eos, Calypso, or Circe. Heck, just look at Zeus.

There's already enough trouble trying to wrangle the demigod Achilles. Freaking Peleids will be the death of us.

So if autism would have subtracted from charisma, and starter charisma is associated with attractiveness, would our hero have been homely on top of having some social issues if that trait was chosen?
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>>5590863
Wait, it might be Thetis hiding here so she can look after Achilles without messing up his disguise.
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>>5580737
Well I am bloody pleased my little work inspired someone else to start creating!
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>>5590874
What if it's Artemis lol
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>>5590868
It would be a good thing, is the best outcome of a chosen option.
Good riddance it wasn't picked as an option, having a malus in charisma is not needed in this war.
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>>5590949
Nikon’s virginity might come in handy then.
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>>5591028
>Nikon’s virginity might come in handy then.

There is not winning with Artemis.

>You are not virgin
"YOU DIRTY PIG! You love making woman feel inferior, aren't you?!"
>You are virgin
"YOU DIRTY PIG! You love making woman feel inferior, aren't you?!"
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>>5591051
Some people pay extra for treatment like that. Which would probably only serve to piss her off even more. Just can't win with them types.
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>>5591144
>Some people pay extra for treatment like that. Which would probably only serve to piss her off even more. Just can't win with them types.

A shame really.

But you know what they say: The Chinese word for crisis also means opportunity. We just have to find the demands and introduce them to offers...
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>>5591282

>Crisis = 危机 (wēi jī) where 危(wēi) indeed translates to “danger, to endanger.” However, 机 (jī) by itself doesn't really translate to “opportunity”. 机会 (ji hui) means “opportunity”, but an accurate translation of 机(jī) by itself is more like “a crucial point, when something begins to change.”

For reference, "socially awkward demigod who drops his spaghetti when meeting a mountain goddess” would be translated as “ 遇到山神后掉意大利面的社交尴尬半神
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>>5591288

Nice.

>For reference, "socially awkward demigod who drops his spaghetti when meeting a mountain goddess” would be translated as “ 遇到山神后掉意大利面的社交尴尬半神

>spaghetti
What is the name of the chinese pasta? All I know is that ramen is japanese.
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Rolled 3, 18 + 4 = 25 (2d20 + 4)

Don't mind me...
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>>5591391
That's either really good or really bad for us
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>>5591392
You never know with the gods.
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>>5591392
Maybe it's just a roll for the weather.
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“Lady Goddess, speaking truthfully I only saw a mountain and wanted to climb it. The pressure to return from your… spell… I found odd, but it added to my desire to overcome the challenge.” You, still averting your eyes from her, cannot ascertain her reaction. Yet when she does not strike you down or question you further, you decide to continue with the humble tack.

“I deeply apologize for intruding upon your domain, only a barbarian would enter upon one's home uninvited, much less of a divine such as yourself.” You hope against hope that this goddess has no clue that you did precisely that only a couple weeks ago. “How may I make amends for my grave mistake?”

On the one hand, asking how to make amends is a sensible choice in your position. By surrendering yourself to the mercy of the goddess, willingly admitting wrongdoing, you may well diminish her wrath. On the other hand, this is tantamount to admitting a debt to a deathless one- and you know well that the gods always collect on what they believe themselves owed by mortals. A worthy risk nevertheless.

“Amends. Amends? How does a mortal make amends for an injury done to an immortal? Even a king is nothing to a goddess- however much my husband might protest. Yet there are certain times at which I cannot act when a man might. Your kind are less immediately bound to the will of Zeus than we, for his dictates to you are general laws rather than personal commands. And you are no mere mortal- your blood reeks of Olympus, your stature is more like that of blessed Heracles who dwells on Olympus than that of a mortal man. Oh yes, you could make amends for daring to tread on my domain. You will be useful to me Nikandros, son of Hippomedon.” You tense up at these last words of the goddess. How could she know who you are?

“I will let you go, for now. One day I will collect on this debt owed me. Know that a favor to Thetis is yours to give, even as Zeus himself must one day recompense me. Now stand.” Ah, Thetis. You have found them both. You rise from your bow but only raise your brow once you have fully found your feet.

She is breathtakingly beautiful. The resemblance to Prince Achilles is plain- her hair, her facial structure, even the blue-gold eyes, all her features are his. It only makes sense that the features of the divine parent dominate those of the mortal parent. She wears no jewelry, only a golden dress that looks to be genuine gold fibers weaved together. She looks down at you with contempt. It is a struggle to match her gaze, to not behold the rest of her literally divine flesh. Yet you manage.

“Now leave mortal, before I change my mind.” You instantly leave at the dismissal, hustling down the mountain as quickly as you can without seeming an utter coward.

The trek down the mountain is significantly faster than the hike up. The walk back to the palace of Lycomedes is even faster, passing practically in a blink of your mind’s eye.
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>>5591451
It is dinnertime when you enter. King Lycomedes asks where you had been the whole day and you respond that you had hiked the southern mountain of the island. He laughs when you say so, and remarks that your accomplishment does not surprise him. He is ignorant of the goddess on his island as well as the prince. Truly, the power of the gods to fool men knows no limits.You are far too tired to pay attention to whether the “Princess” heard your words, or see what “her” reaction was. You receive another bath and crash into a deep slumber.



The day of the tournament is here.

Over the course of the morning a fair number of gentlemen arrive from across Skyros, mostly minor nobles with a minimal amount of divinity running through their veins. You greet them all and even your prodigious intellect struggles to keep all of their names in mind. Still, they seem quite intimidated by your person, much to your amusement. It is not as if you plan to duel any of them!

At lunch Lycomedes announces an official bracket for the tournament. You notice that the “princess” is not on it. He must have had the presence of mind to restrain his competitive spirit. No matter. You will win the tournament and boast enough to get a challenge out of him. It should be easy.

Your first two opponents play like uneducated country lords. You could have crushed them on the board a decade ago, and as a man full grown none of those games are ever in doubt. Yet perhaps you will have some trouble in the later rounds. How do you (literally) want to play this?

>Aggression: seize space, trade liberally, open up the board so your superior game sense can win the day.

>Conservativism: Play safely, conserve materials, do not overextend your position. Your opponents will make a mistake and give you a win long before your own skill cracks.

>Another playstyle?
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>>5591452
>Conservativism: Play safely, conserve materials, do not overextend your position. Your opponents will make a mistake and give you a win long before your own skill cracks.
Huh, my write-in might have been a mistake.
Oh well, nothing like some tragedy in the greek story
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>>5591451
Fucking figured it was Thetis. Question Homer? Is Thetis in this story, Big titted, or small tittied?
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>>5591459
Smol
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>>5591452
>Aggression: seize space, trade liberally, open up the board so your superior game sense can win the day

Ah shit, Thetis has our balls in a metaphorical unsprung beartrap. As for the game, since we're likely much more intelligent than most of these minor nobles, we should be able to play aggressively without issue. Not to mention that we can totally switch up our playstyle if we face a challenging opponent.
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>>5591452
>Another playstyle?
>building up until you can exploit the gap and go all out.
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>>5591452
>>Conservativism: Play safely, conserve materials, do not overextend your position. Your opponents will make a mistake and give you a win long before your own skill cracks.
Set a pattern early to exploit later when a more skilled player attempts to adapt to us.

Also we're super fucked. An open ended favor to a goddess which already hated our guts. The ass pain continues to grow.
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>>5591457
We are going to get a fat fucking Wad of Keon before we die in a Tragedy if any of us anons can have a say in the matter, as for playstyle:
>Conservativism: Play safely, conserve materials, do not overextend your position. Your opponents will make a mistake and give you a win long before your own skill cracks.
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>>5591452

>Conservativism: Play safely, conserve materials, do not overextend your position. Your opponents will make a mistake and give you a win long before your own skill cracks.

This is the most irritating way to win and will no doubt infuriate an unimpressed Achilles when we start gloating.

Also, looks we like narrowly avoided disaster with Thetis but she is apparently unaware of our intentions or else she would have prevented us leaving. Not sure that owing an unbreakable favor to Achilles’ mom is in our best interest lads
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>>5591463
Are any of the other goddesses besides Gaia, Big? If you know what I mean :V
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>>5591452
>debt to Thetis
Ah. That's going to be an issue. Maybe we can trigger it when we take Achilles away, and somehow trick her into letting us keep him? We're going to be pissing off a god either way though...

>Aggression: seize space, trade liberally, open up the board so your superior game sense can win the day.
Tactical genius. Got to bait out Achilles after all.
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>>5591466
Yes, yes it does. At least this should have no one in this thread, ever be dumb enough to give any immortal being, an open favor to them, us. What with a war that divided over 2,000 Gods coming on the Horizon.
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>>5591471
You will have to find that out yourself
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>>5591464

Maybe we can just continue to sell our soul to bigger and bigger Olympian assholes to avoid responsibility?

Not a great situation either way
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>>5591472
Right, forgot we had that as a trait, it should be capable of helping us either win outright or giving us a hefty bonus to our dice rolls. In that case, and in the spirit of catching a tiger by the tail, switching votes:
>Aggression: seize space, trade liberally, open up the board so your superior game sense can win the day.
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>>5591472
If I'm being honest, her burning her favor so that we can't take him is probably the best outcome. At least then she isn't hurling us into some bullshit that is likely to get us killed. It'll instead just be us doing that.

>>5591476
If the result of this interaction is any indication of how that would go, I'd rather cross a river.
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>>5591477
Not how that works, the higher up it goes, the higher and higher chance your life becomes a tragedy, or it becomes a quest that they are going to send you on that greatly increases your chance of death.
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>>5591479
Fair, we have an infinitely bigger chance of seeing a voluptuous and smoking hot naiad then we are of a power-hungry bitch of a Godesses that won't try and use us like a pack of fucking simps, to do whatever the hell it wants of us at its command.
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Maybe we can get Nike on our side?if we larp about all of these games being won in Nike's name, we'll probably be a step closer. Nike's probably higher up on the totem pole, right?

...maybe Grandaddy will help us?
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I want to get another vote out soon, so calling this in ~30 mins
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>>5591488
We should probably try to find out who grandad is one day. And from which side of the family.
At least we know they look nothing like us
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>>5591477
Ah yes, the Gambit Pile-up method of escaping responsibility.
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Vote is tied right now. I request that one of you break it.
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>>5591500
Aggressive
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>>5591452
Long time reader, first time poster, I vote to Dam all the rivers and go all aggressive all the time
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>>5591486
We should probably stay as far away from Aphrodite as we can
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>>5591488
>This is on you honor Nike!
>"That is just a montain stone tainted with your blood, explain yourself."
>I survive a encounter with a mad goddness.
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Rolled 3, 13 = 16 (2d20)

>>5591457
>>5591470
>>5591466
>Conservative

>>5591464
>>5591472
>>5591478
>>5591501
>>5591504
The lurker I trust fully, and I shall pray that you are no samefag other anon
>Aggressive

>>5591465
>Does not have an overall strategic analog in chess play, could possibly be understood as stacking on a file/queenside/kingside to break the opponent, but those are closer to tactics that "strats" as such

>Aggressive it is. Roll me 1d20+9 (+5 int, +4 Tactical Genius), Bo3, to beat my rolls which receive no bonus
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>>5591513
>We should probably stay as far away from Aphrodite as we can
>implying that we have a choice
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Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591521
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5591521
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591521
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591521
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>>5591521
>>5591524
>>5591525
>>5591529
>26 versus 13: Overwhelming Victory. Writing.
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>>5591525

Wait. Are we the Bobby Fisher of ancient Greece?
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>>5591533
After choosing aggressive play, yes.[/spoiled]
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>>5591479
My idea is that we trigger it when taking Achilles with us, she uses the favour to demand we not take him, and then we hand over the decision to Achilles who by then hopefully likes his new best friend more than his mother.
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>>5591552
DO

NOT

monkey's paw the goddess standing five feet away from you.
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>>5591552
>Sorry bro, no glory for you. You mom call me and said that you have to stay and fuck a child or two.
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>>5591555
What is she going to do, strike down her son's new best buddy right in front of him, earning his enmity and hate for however long he lives? It'll be fine. Hell, maybe we can get her to spill the beans and convince her there's no cheating fate from there.
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So Thetis is basically the head bitch of the sea nymphs. Also, there are worse gods to owe favors to. She actually has a fair number of connections with more powerful gods such as Hapethus, Dionysus, and Poseidon. in short if we want to go from fearing all rivers to being unable to ever set foot on a boat without dying we do not want to fuck this bitch over by wiggling out. The most likely use of that favor is to watch Achilles' back and not let him die in the war.
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Rolled 6, 19 + 3 = 28 (2d20 + 3)

>>5591531
Your next two opponents play passably. Perhaps they would have given you trouble when you were yet eight winters old. But you are not a child, and play fit for children is utterly inappropriate against you.

Petteia is said to be a fitting simulation of battle. It is said that military principles translate to game principles and vice versa. Hard experience has taught you better than to believe that lie of civilian life. The game is too orderly, too mechanistic, too fair, utterly lacking in the tricks of fate which so often decide battles.

You shouldn't trade materials early. You shouldn't trade equal materials for no immediate gain. You shouldn't move the same piece twice in the opening phase. All these principles Iudas taught you long ago, and they are principles you have learned to disregard in both battle and the game. They are boring, entirely beneath you when the gap in skill is so significant. You play with flourish, like an artist, letting your mind read your opponents' moves perhaps three or four steps deeper than they themselves can.

Your play looks risky, possibly even frivolous to the uneducated observer. Each piece you trade seems to the crowd- yes, the crowd, many have gathered to watch your games specifically- to be an amateurish mistake at first. Yet to you the outcome is never in doubt. You were like a lion among men against the bandits in the forest. Against these nobles of Skyros on the Petteia board, you are like a god among rabbits.

Only two opponents left now, the semifinals and the finals are upon you.

>Roll me 1d20+9 (+5 int, +4 Tactical Genius), Bo3, to beat my rolls which receive +3.
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>>5591552
>we trigger it
Hah.
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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591569
Oof, 19.
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Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591569

Nice roll bad for us. We need at least a 13 which I doubt we will get.
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591569

>>5591571
blessed
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591569
We need at least a 14
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>>5591571
Nevermind we truly are Bobby fisher. With that crit, we should become literate to write the book on greek chess.
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>>5591571
Nice
>>5591576
There are only crits when dealing with gods
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>>5591569
>>5591571
>29 v 22: He played as well as he could have hoped- you played a thousand stadia beyond his dreams
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>>5591571
Oh yeah, we're the best.
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>>5591577
Unless I misunderstood the whole no overriding crits thing
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>>5591577
Achilles is in the audience or he may be disguised as one of the people playing against us. He's half god. Otherwise not a crit but just an amazing roll. I know the rule.
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>>5591577
No, that's right. This is not a crit- it is simply a genius demigod playing as well as he possibly can
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>>5591566
>strike down her son's new best buddy right in front of him
She doesn't even have to do that. We can't hug his nuts every time we get on a boat in the future.

And the Greek pantheon in particular is unspeakably petty and vengeful. Don't stir up even more shit with them. Come on, dude. We're trying to get back to our sister alive for fuck's sake.
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>>5591582
>>5591583
Alright.
It's still a great roll though
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>>5591584
>We're trying to get back to our sister alive for fuck's sake.
>inb4 we come back after a gruelling war only to discover our family were killed and estate torched while we were away, gladiator style.
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>>5591589
Then the quest has to change from Trojan War to Apotheon
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>>5591590
>Apotheon
BASED GAME, BASED QM
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>>5591590
Wait, I just remembered that the protag of the game is called Nikandreos. Funny coincidence.
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>>5591589
That would be a little upsetting.
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>>5591594
BEWARE ZUES, WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR THRONE AND YOUR WIFE! NIKANDREOS STYLE!!!
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We just become Achilles's Chris?
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>>5591601
Kek, good edit anon
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>>5591601
>ACHILLES
>YOU HAVE TO MARRY MY SISTER ACHILLES PLEASE
>SHES STARTED TO NAME HER FUCKING PLANTS
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>>5591601
Perfect.
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>>5591601
FUKEN KEK!
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>>5591601
Oh fuck, more OC. Thank you!

>>5591578
Your opponent in the semifinals is an older gentleman, with a long gray beard and sharp eyes. He gets the first move and plays a tricky defensive opening. An utterly different breed than your previous opponents- he has the experience of untold thousands of games played over a lifetime. He does not make mistakes.

But not making mistakes is quite different than playing perfectly.

You have a very large crowd around you now. You play fast- meeting his wizened cunning with youthful speed. You process his position faster than he even can make his moves. He evidently feels the pressure you are smothering him with. On the thirtieth move of the game, he cracks and retreats where he should have attacked. You pounce on this opening with alacrity, and his previously formidable defensive structure becoming a tomb for his back rank. He resigns only a couple of moves later and complements your brilliance. You notice the daughters of Lycomedes in the crowd now, Achilles beside them.

The other finalist is a child. You would laugh, but he must have beaten five nobles of Skyros to get across the board from you. He deserves some respect for that alone. He eyes you with an intelligence that clearly far outpaces his years.

His play earns your respect even faster. He saw what you did to the old man and must have decided to try and press you the same way, using his own aggression against you. It is exceedingly clever- he takes risks and even manages to punish you once or twice for a hasty take. The two of you are playing at incredible speed, the crowd likely barely even managing to figure out the basic purpose of a move before the next comes.

Still, he does not realize that you see the whole of the game while he sees only a few moves ahead and behind. Child that he is, he misses the gradual overload of material you put on the 7th file. It is a strange file to attack from. By the time he realizes he has been had, the game is already over for all intents and purposes. He resigns with a sniffle, obviously unused to defeat. You shake hands, and he leaves to hide in the skirts of his mother.

You stand and look at the crowd, eyeing them impetuously.

"Is there no one else? None who will stand for the honor of your island?" You stare at Achilles specifically.

>Achilles autofails this will check

"She" steps forward from the crowd.

"I will beat you, shameless boaster. Let us place a wager on the game- your armor if I win, something of equivalent value should I lose"

>An unexpected development. Write in your response!
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>>5591607
>>An unexpected development. Write in your response!
>A promise of marriage!
>leave it vague.
Our armor is part of our family after all
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>>5591607
>"Oho! Something of equal value? Then if I win, then you must accompany me upon my journey. Surely a woman of your stature, and a guest of this great household, should be worth nearly as much as my armor?"
Play up the jackass
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>>5591607
Tactical genius right in.
> And should I win you owe me a favor.

This is how we get out from under Mom. A favor for a favor.
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>>5591607
>"What need have you for armor? But more pressing than that, what man has taught you the game and how long did he make you wait?"
I want to let him know we know who he is by alluding to his lovely whore back home. If the jig is up he may as well reveal himself.
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>>5591615

This is probably the right answer - this way honor demands that he holds to his promise even if Thetis goes nuclear later.
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I don't care how talented Achilles is. If we are going out off of our starting boons he probably has the following.
2-point boon trained by Chiron. 2-point boon river styx protection. 1 point of favor from mom. and 1-2 points of fresh Olympic blood. last, maybe he spent one point on a charisma boon.

There is no way in hell he has more than this
and decided to put points in int.
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>>5591617
>>5591613
>>5591607
This.

The favor is a child. A Hippomedon child.
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>>5591607
>"And what could possibly be of equal value then the armor of my father, the only one that fit upon my frame, that the river god had to strip of him first to be able lead to his death?"
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>>5591623
Don't forget the points from being Thessalian (although there are no int bonus there) and possibly a schemer perk from his father
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>>5591624
>>5591613
I'd argue against getting that marriage right now; we need to drag him into the war first and foremost

If we keep him alive, he'll probably get gung-ho about marrying our femcel sister
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>>5591615
>>5591621

Wait, I take back my support here - if we blow Achilles’ cover, he’s coming with us anyways.

We should instead enlist his support for finding a husband for our sister.
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>A promise of marriage!
I want that meme to become real, and it helps waylay some fear of Thetis screwing us over in the near future.
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>>5591623
You underrate how many trait points Achilles has
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>>5591627
This is fucking Achiliese I expect him to roll physical bonus stats with a min. +12 Modifier.
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>>5591623

We don’t actually have to beat Achilles, you know, just prove that his skills are so extraordinary that he cannot possibly be a king’s daughter.

But obviously we should style on him if we can.
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>>5591631
If we ask for a child, then we can make him give us one.

Then we "find" the truth. But he still owes us a child.

Then our sister comes into play
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>>5591639
But if we lose our bet we will be chariotless and armorless
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>>5591640

“Give us a child” is too vague, he could pick a random orphan and give it to us.

better to stick to concrete proposals
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>>5591635
I am aware. My guess in hindsight was probably conservative. Realistically he probably has options that we didn't even get to see. I'm just saying Int is probably his lowest modified stat whereas it is our highest.
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>>5591642

Sure but if we blow Achilles’ cover and become his bestboi in the war, he’ll loan our armor back?
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>>5591642
Winning battles naked gives you a hidden x2 Kleos bonus.
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Remember this. Achilles can crit on this and so can we. For good or ill.
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>>5591642
>But if we lose our bet we will be chariotless and armorless
Such is the path of Victory.
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>>5591650
Nope, no crits between mortals. Even if you and Achilles are really pushing the boundaries of the category "mortal"
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>>5591653
>tfw on the trip to troy our spear is broken and our sword is lost to the drink
Truest Victory run any %.
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>>5591654
Are we though? I assume we are as mortal as an Astartes is to a guardsman.
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>>5591657
Think about the way Thetis just treated you anon. And how Apollo treats Achilles in the Iliad. Y'all are at the top of the bottom tier of the cosmic totem pole.
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Rock Time Boys
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>>5591658
I mostly just thought that was do to everyone being in a dick-measuring context.

We have not really done that so far. I actually expected that meeting to go far worse.
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>>5591654
If we are 1/4 god and achilles is 1/2 god, does that mean that if we find another demigod that is also at least 1/4, there would be one full god in the group overall?
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>>5591659
What's the god of rocks?
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>>5591663

It’s important to know that the “god” piece is not totally equivalent. Being half-nymph probably doesn’t rank for shit against being half-Zeus
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>>5591660
>I actually expected that meeting to go far worse
The slightest failure on the initial roll, the rather smart simpering write-in, and the roll I made for Thetis's response (Bo2, higher being worse for you, -4 for Sympathy + write-in) led to it going well for being a fucked encounter from the get-go. You have deferred the pain, but it is still at the high end of possible outcomes.
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>>5591655
>>5591659
no damage glitchless heracles%
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>>5591664
>What's the god of rocks?

>Among such characters is the god that rules over the mountains and rocks called Athos.

>Athos was a known giant and a god that could move the mountains. In Greek mythology, Athos is mentioned a few times as a part of different stories. According to the legend, Athos was in a war with Poseidon and he threw a rock at him forming the infamous Mount Athos, the holy mountain.

>Big
>Hate Water
>He does not get along with the Gods

G-guys...
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>>5591671
Understood. My point is for choosing to be disfavored and not speaking at all in charisma we have done surprisingly well with divine beings so far who happened to be water-based.
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>>5591655
Man idk about you guys but I kind of want to just say FUCK IT, WE BALL, and go true Victory no arms, no armour deathless any%
>tfw Nike got me acting unwise
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>>5591678
The naiad encounter featured high rolls and I didn't want to fuck y'all at the very start, Thetis is too important to give a damn about what the river gods think. Make no mistake, you have not begun to feel the ire of the rivers in earnest.
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>>5591671
Wait, does that mean my write-in wasn't a mistake?
Anyway, what I learned from this is to avoid the outside, just stay indoors to train all day.
Also that the gods are massive assholes, but that's not something new.
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We will crush our enemies using nothing but our intelligence and our hands.
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>>5591676
At long last, we found our god
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>>5591671
Fucking hell, she rolled a 19-4+???=15+/-???, yeah we were royally screwed for that encounter, which considering it wasn't the anons, is a big deal. Are we going to get another update, before the end of the night?
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>>5591682
Hey, it can always get worse. Rivers are bad but they are nowhere near ocean levels of bad.
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>>5591685
Our god and maybe our grandfather.
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How is it Homer, despite this quest being less than 2 weeks old, it is ticking miles better than a quest, on SB that has been around for more than 7 YEARS, FUCKING MILES BETTER than that piece of crap?
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>>5591689
I think the -4 was already combining the sympathy and the write-in, without anything else since he didn't mention other modifiers, and she rolled a 18
I guess I was right about the roll being really bad for us, although we could had worse then a 14.
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>>5591696
Some quests are simply built different
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>>5591696
Playing quest in SB is a torture. I still remeber the DarkSouls2xLOTR quest there
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>>5591700
Im sorry, what?! How the hell did that thing even get off the ground without immediately dying by those limp assholes on SB?
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>>5591607
Something of equivalent value to our armour? Oho, this will be interesting.
>Your friendship.
One could argue that the friendship of Achilles is priceless, but we can quietly sweep that under the rug. I almost want to ask for a favour of his mother, but that's probably too much to ask and too easy a way out of our debt. We make friends with him we can find another way to get out of mummy's revenge.
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>>5591680
>"You pulled up to a fucking WAR with only a loincloth?"
>nikon dodgerolling away at full speed

>>5591685
We must impress gramps by hitting even more people with rocks. And no I don't care if he is our actual grandfather or not.

>>5591700
That is the weirdest crossover I have heard of this week.
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>>5591696
I don't use SB and don't care to shittalk someone else's work, but I will say that you all are very active and have done substantially better on write-ins/voting than I anticipated you would. I'm pretty used to seeing retardation in quests I follow, but aside from being a little too tentative when it comes to coercion y'all are great. Also, I've found I like writing this quest much much better than my previous ones.

Also, this is a fanfic quest. A sophisticated fanfic about a prestigious IP, but a fanfic nevertheless. The popularity is not so surprising with that in mind. Even Vergil, that Augustan propagandist, could get big (You)s for his inauthentic (but technically excellent) Homer fanfic.


>>5591613
>>5591624
>>5591634
>Marriage

>>5591615
>Join Me (no homo)

>>5591617
>A nondescript favor

>>5591620
>Fuck the bet, you just outed yourself

>>5591625
>What do you even have that could equal my ancestral armor in value cunt

>>5591632
>Help me find my sister a husbando

>>5591689
>About that.
>This is generally a simple majority quest, but this is a very important vote. I'm going to close the write-in option and ask for a runoff among the above listed options. If something gets traction I will write soon.

Vote!
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>>5591704
Sometimes miracles just happen. It helped that it was a First Age lotr crossover, so SBfags were more excited than usual
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>>5591709
>>5591707
>Friendship

This is also an option.
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>>5591709
>Marriage

>it gets interpreted as Nikon wanting to marry this ‘princess’
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>>5591709
>>What do you even have that could equal my ancestral armor in value cunt
Based as fuck bros

Don't pick marriage to sis, cause I'm pretty sure our dude doesn't want to leave her a widow and I remember that Achilles had a prophecy of long life or glory.
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>>5591709
>>What do you even have that could equal my ancestral armor in value cunt
ggez riling up Achilles to play worse, here Nikeandros shows he is Nike's DIVINE CHAMPION
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>>5591620
I like this one.
If I could, I would vote for both asking what could be of value, and then say that it doesn't matter since he activated our trap card
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>>5591709

Change my vote for friendship since I don't want marriage to win because dumb.
>>5591617
>>5591707
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>>5591718
Although we could also pull the reveal afterwards like in the original plan.
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>>5591709
>>Marriage

We can vote?
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>>5591709
>What do you even have that could equal my ancestral armor in value cunt

Still fits the bill; Achilles might shoot himself in the foot! Heh.
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>>5591709
>What do you even have that could equal my ancestral armor in value cunt
Oh shit, I didn't notice this was asking for us to vote again
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>>5591625

I’m changing my vote to this one, since it might accomplish our goal even without actually playing the game (but we should insist on playing too).

Asking for “friendship” is a bit too nebulous and desu, sounds a bit desperate
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I hope if the marriage vote wins that Achilles plays wingman for Ajax instead. Big boys have to stand united. Also because Achilles is related to a w*ter goddess.
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>>5591728
It's only desperate if he knows that we know. As far as we know, he doesn't. Wanting the friendship of an unimportant daughter of Thetis on an unimportant island is a perfectly innocent thing to do.
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>>5591731
Ajax would be a good husband for sister, as long as he doesn't commit sudoku.
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>>5591738
I was gonna mention it but it would be meta. But either way that's a tomorrow Nikon problem.
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>Marriage
I want to make this a comedy that will be told long after this, in the other storied events told of the Trojan war. A better one than being found out by Odysseus at any rate.
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>>5591738
I agree with Ajax being a good candidate. However, unless I am misrecalling, I'm pretty sure he also goes undefeated during the entirety of the war. It's only Ajax who could take out Ajax. Also, if divine blood made Nikon taller, it probably made sis taller, and she was already tall for a noblewoman.
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I'm going to be back in ~30 minutes. Voting will close then.
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>>5591742
Wouldnt be the strangest thing in the world, but the myths about demigod women are unfortunately sparse, so Im not sure if she is as tall as us, even slightly, or not.
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Did anyone get a count so far, which option is winning?
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>>5579910
>Your sister is tall for a noblewoman, but you tower over her.
Apparently she is tall but not a giant
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>>5591746
Homer said earlier that she is indeed tall. But not as tall as we, the meat mountain. So I imagine that we're around 6'8" I think so she'd probably be 6'1" or 2". Which for the time is still quite large.
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>>5591746
Deianira is 6'3", which is really fucking tall for a noblewoman. She's taller than the average nobleman.
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>>5591731
>>5591738
>>5591742
>Ajax joins us in our quest
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>>5591747
Let me take a look

Marriage
>>5591714
>>5591725
>>5591741

Armor
>>5591716
>>5591717
>>5591726
>>5591727
>>5591728

Friendship
>>5591719
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>>5591751
>lore accurate heights
Blessed fate for bringing this all together.
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Also, we just passed the 1000 posts.
First milestone of this based quest, so let's hope for plenty more
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>>5591751
It's the gift that keeps on giving
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I am disappointed anons did not in fact try and do the funny request, never mind, as a "princess" he wouldn't have any anymore, in turn, to give to us anyway. And just basically an insult that might just have walk towards us, before socking our lights out.
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>>5591776
I just don't want Achilles as our sister's husband.
Besides, the point of this is to have him reveal himself, so even if he punches us, it works in our favor
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>>5591776
Wonder if we'll make it a trio of being dabbed on by the Peleids.
>Yelled at by Peleus.
>Indebted to Thetis.
>Socked by Achilles.
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>>5591709
>Friendship
Prior vote:
>>5589764
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>>5591781
I suppose it'll make another good comedy, just not a satirical one, and more of a slapstick one then.
Fair on the punch working out for us, though I gotta disagree on the Achilles as a family bit.

>>5591782
Fucking Kek, good joke anon.
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>>5591782
As long as we get the last laugh. By having a continuous bloodline.
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>>5591754
Again, right by my lights barring >>5591783

>"And what could possibly be of equal value then the armor of my father, the only one that fit upon my frame, that the river god had to strip of him first to be able lead to his death?" Wins. Writing.
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Also, also vote is called, and... armour has won.
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>>5591786
>though I gotta disagree on the Achilles as a family bit.
It's a bit meta, but there's the whole prophecy, even if we managed to have him not die during the trojan war, he is still going to die young.
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>>5591791
"but it's because" in place of "there's"
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>>5591789

"And what could possibly be of equal value to the armor of my father, the only one that fits upon my frame, which the river god had to strip of him first to get him killed?" A quick rejoinder, a rhetorical question- but how does he respond? (s)He thinks for a moment.

“My father’s own spear, a famed weapon that has slain many warriors. This I offer in exchange for the armor of Hippomedon” Stunning.

You mask your response, but internally you are shocked. You saw the spear of Peleus in his own palace, a massive weapon whose make and quality outstrips your own substantially. The weapon is said to have been blessed by Hephaestus himself at his wedding, even if it is not of divine origin. It is a worthy wager. But do you take it?

>Yes, accept the wager

>No, renegotiate (say what)

>No, play without odds

>Something else?

A short update, but it remains important
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>>5591796
>Yes, accept the wager

Gods know I will regret this if we lose, but the opportunity to spite Peleus is overwhelming.
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>>5591796
FYI you two are discussing this surrounded by ~100 people, including a king and an island's worth of nobility. For all intents and purposes these terms WILL be binding on the pain of a massive Kleos hit.
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>>5591796

We should take the wager, this is a good bet and we can still out him as Achilles if we force him to play at his maximum
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>>5591796
>A worthy wager. But are you truly able to give away a mighty weapon like that? And even if you can, would it not find better use on the field of battle in the hands of its rightful owner?

Does Achilles know we know or do we not know that?
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>>5591796
>>No, play without odds
I just want to grin at him. Because damn that is a good fucking offer. But taking his weapon from him when we plan on getting him into battle would be poor form. Even if entirely acceptable.

Tell him he may need it later.
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>>5591801
You don't know-know if he knows, but read between the lines anon.
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>>5591796
>Something else?
This could be a good time to call out why she has Peleus' spear. No matter how martial her upbringing was, shouldn't a weapon like this be at the hands of Achilles, as the prince answers the call to war?
Otherwise
>No, play without odds
Glory is it's own payment
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>>5591796
>Yes, accept the wager

I believe!
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>>5591800
Yeah, all we would need to ask him is what the weapon's name is. And by his own words, he would have to say what it is and give it to us, outing himself fair and square. Time for a wager then: >Yes, accept the wager
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Sorry about that

>Yes, accept the wager
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>>5591796
>>No, renegotiate (say what)
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>>5591796
Also.

>Sorry, your father?
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>>5591805
"She" hasn't actually said it belongs to Peleus though. We need something more concrete to out "her" preferably by getting her to admit that her father is Peleus and the spear is the one that should be used by Achilles.
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>>5591807

This is a reasonable method - accept and request that he name the weapon and describe its location in the process?

“I accept your offer - but please, tell me the name of this mighty weapon? Who has last used it in battle?
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>>5591815
Then we can ask the name of the weapon. Since "she" only said that it is famed and killed many.
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Rolled 1, 7, 9 + 4 = 21 (3d20 + 4)

>>5591797
>>5591800
>>5591801
>>5591806
>>5591808
>Yes (minority support for "Is that yours to give away?")

>>5591803
>>5591805
>No, no odds

>>5591810
>>5591814
>Fuck my sister. Wait, who is your dad?

>Confirmed, you're going for it. Speaking of which...

>1d20+9, Bo3, to beat the best of my 3d20+4 (int)
Anon above was correct, INT is Achilles's dump stat and he does not have any special bonus to his Petteia play
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5591831
Lol, those rolls
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591831
>inb4 we roll three 1s in a row
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591831
The dice are on our side. Nike favors us.
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591831
GIMME YOUR SPEAR BITCH

(We shall gracefully return it later on condition she comes with us)
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>>5591796
>No, play without odds
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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>5591831
Instantly Kleos-ed in my pants from low rolls
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Finally, we've dabbed on a Peleid, no less than the best one as well.
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>>5591831
>>5591832
>>5591834
>>5591835
>27 v 13. Oh boy, quite possibly the worst L of Achilles's young life. Writing.
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>>5591840
>lapped his total with ours
>thrashed him like a child
>when the child before was giving us a good show
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>>5591831
>>Fuck my sister. Wait, who is your dad?
My side

>>5591834
Autismo power
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Let this be a lesson in just how nice it is to have skills on top of stat boni. He only has one point less of Intelligence than Nikandros, but Tactical Genius acting as an advanced Petteia skill carries so hard.
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>>5591840
This is great.
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What you all think about, after this ends, we offer the spear to Nike?

We can use after offer it, right?
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>>5591845
This might be worrying with our lack of dedicated combat skills other then being big.
Anyway, now is when we should try to get him to reveal himself, right? If talking about the spear doesn't do it already, of course.
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The DUTIFUL WARRIOR-INTELLECT Nikon VS the CROSS-DRESSING DUTY DENYING Achilles
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Imagine the Kleos, from winning a Petteia tournament, overwhelmingly beating Achilles, winning a high stakes wager, and revealing the prince in front of all these nobles.
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>>5591850
>commemorating a board game victory with a tribute of such quality that it almost doesn't belong in this world
Wow what a fucking simp. Holy shit though that would be funny. And it would make Achilles extraordinarily angry I am sure. We get his heirloom god-crafted weapon and we don't even use it. What an insult.
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>>5591855
Let me tell you how much, its called me proposing to you right now :heart:
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In all seriousness, this definitely boosts our Kleos by a wide margin, and hopefully gives us some exp so we can raise our stats, or get a trait from this that's combat oriented.
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>>5591850
That or our unknown grandparent. Do the Gods accept anonymous dedications?
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>>5591850
BASED AND VICTORY PILLED

NO ARMS SPEEDRUN ANY% BABY
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>>5591861
Nah, not a whole lot of pling if it's all anonymous, if you're being given something as a sacrifice, the god you're dedicating it to, like maybe a spear, or head of a great hero and/or monster, is going to notice and see you do it.
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>>5591853
For you anon
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>>5591865
He wasn't talking about us being anonymous, but rather not knowing who exactly we are dedicating it to. Since we would be dedicating it to "our unknown grandparent".

>>5591875
based and victory pilled
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Don't suppose we could declare this victory in honor of Nike? I want to keep the spear in case it makes up for the lack of exceptional combat skills our hero has, but at the same time, gaining the attention of Nike is tempting.
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>>5591881
That brings up a good question, if we got Achilles fathers spear, then what is he going to use once then ships off with his men to war? Is he going to need it back, or does he have another handy god spear on hand to be a replacement?
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>>5591881
We would get more good boy points for offering up the spear, but I'm sure the huge Kleos boost makes the victory by itself worthwhile to declare in her honor.
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>>5591881
There is no glory in going half-way.

>Offer the spear AND our armor and weapons.

>Nike bless us with autism.
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>>5591889
Thetis got Hephastus to forge a new set of armour right iirc? I suppose he could throw in a spear as well.
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>>5591889
I would just think that he has another spear he could use. It might not be as good, but the user matters more than the weapon.

Even a knife in Achilles' hands would likely be enough to decimate a couple heroes.

>>5591892
>Nike bless us with autism.
lol
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>>5591881
I would like to give the spear back to Achilles just to dab on him even more. Plus, it wouldn't be good to piss him off, much better to have him be a friend than enemy.
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>>5591889
>That brings up a good question, if we got Achilles fathers spear, then what is he going to use once then ships off with his men to war?

Was this a 5D chess move to dont go to war?
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>>5591897
>I OFFER THIS SPEAR AND VICTORY TO... ACHILLES!
>*cue lightning strike directly on Nikeandros' location*
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>>5591889
We are honorable. If we win the spear, we applaud him for his honor and his cunning, then present it back to him, asking him to seek glory in Troy.
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>>5591889
Probably gets one from Hephaestus to go with his shiny new armor and shield.
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>>5591905
But what about making Peleus pop a blood vessel?
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>>5591905
>We are honorable. If we win the spear, we applaud him for his honor and his cunning, then present it back to him, asking him to seek glory in Troy.

I can wait to see Peleus's face when we bring Achilles and take his spear.

Also, fuck you Thetis. Even Artemis has more tits that you.
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>>5591905
Wouldn't it be more honorable to keep it? If we give it back it could be seen as us pitying him or his loss.

>>5591875
SV FVCKING TRVE
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Man, just found this quest. Popping in to say... you've got a great writing style, QM. I'll definitely be keeping an eye on this in the future!

Also, as a side note... didn't Argyros win the vote for our retainer? I've noticed Iudas keeps getting mentioned instead-- do we instead know all of the three potential retainers, and Argyros is just coming along?
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>>5591897
definitely got to give it back in exchange for him coming, we absolutely do not want to nerf our best warrior
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>>5591875
Kek.

>>5591840
In case it isn't clear, the autofailure for Achilles's will was due to your aggressive play. You would have received a playing bonus had you gone cautious.

"You have yourself a deal *daughter* of Peleus. But tell me, is this really yours to wager? Is it not the weapon of Achilles, the Prince who was to march with the army of Agamemnon to sacred Ilion?"

"Whose it is to wager is none of your business son of Hippomedon- I swear on my name that should you win it will be yours- do you?" Defensive. Surely he knows this charade is already over?

"Yes, I swear on my name that if you win this game my father's armor will be yours." You are confident. For all his martial legend, the northern prince is not famed for his skill at Petteia. A hobbyist likely.

You reset the table from the last game. The murmuring of the crowd is rapidly rising in volume. You catch some snippets.

"That girl has no resp-"

"A girl challenging that monster of a player? It is a for-"

"How could she bet the spear of Ach-"

"I hope he goes easy on-"

The board is set. (S)he takes the seat across from you. At this proximity you realize it cannot possibly just be a change of clothes. The Prince is clearly too short for a boy of fourteen winters, and the pronounced effeminacy of his jaw and shoulders is utterly at odds with the musculature of a young warrior that Nisa described. You suppose his goddess mother must have used shapechanging magic on him.

The referee, Lycomedes himself, calls a start to the game. As champion you move first, putting you at a slight disadvantage.

It doesn't matter.

The Prince is playing far too aggressively. He attacks where there is no advantage to be had, trades where it could not even theoretically gain him an opening. Against an opponent like this, you could just coast and let him beat himself. However, that would not be very exciting would it?

Instead, you press the attack. With ruthless precision you exploit the gaps in his line, using your materials to defeat his attacking "detachments" in detail. In ten turns he has thrown away half of his army. He does not surrender- so instead you make it a humiliating and total defeat.

With an efficiency not seen in any of your matches so far, you continue crushing the isolated pockets of his materials. Another ten turns later, he is forced to resign due to simply lack of pieces to attack with. It is over, you won.

His face is red. With anger? With embarrassment? Both, no doubt. Yet it is only going to get worse.
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>>5591943
"I thank you for the wager and the game, Prince Achilles. Are you not tired of hiding among these women? Come, join us in the army. We have greater need of your talents in war than your beloved does of your affection." Your confidence is through the roof. Your victory is complete. How can you not follow this conquest up by doing what it is you came to this island to do? You are not the most eloquent man, but stating the plain truth before this crowd does not take rhetorical skill.

He sits there and looks at you. For some time the prince says nothing. The crowd is dead silent, shocked at the revelation of his identity. You don’t know what surprises you more- the lack of anger, or the utter resignation that weighs down his face. He sighs deeply.

“My defeat is total. I feared in my heart that this day would come, but never so soon. Can a father not see his children for long? Can a soldier not enjoy his wife’s love for even two fortnights? But my strong fate has come- Zeus himself calls me to war, and not even my divine mother’s wiles can forestall it for long. Nikandros of Thessaly, you are an instrument of the Father who calls men to war, by whose will cities are shattered and armies lain low. Destiny is unavoidable for even we children of the gods, is that not so? Then I shall surrender to you my father’s spear and join you at the halls of kingly Agamemnon. Only let me settle my affairs here with King Lycomedes, that my son and daughter may be taken care of in his halls rather than at my mother’s high-reaching home.”

What.

Achilles has children?

Wait, Thetis! The top of the mountain. The magical boundary. By all the Olympians, it makes sense now! But how? When? Is Achilles not a barely a man of fourteen winters?

You are silent as well. What can you say to that? Your throat is choked. Again, you feel some sympathy for the man you just thoroughly humiliated. He is not a coward, or even a mere slave to desire. You have not quite put the pieces together, but it seems a higher obligation than those led Achilles to this business on Skyros. To your right, King Lycomedes is going through a rapid mixture of faces. One must wonder what exactly he is feeling at this moment.

Your work is done here. All that is left now is to dedicate your victory in the tournament, and it is scarcely a question which goddess would appreciate most such a dominating display of skill. You take a knee, even as the crowd watches on in quiet.

“Nike, blessed companion of Zeus, I dedicate this victory of the mind to your name- for it is you who guides all men in the demonstration of their highest skills, who flew beside me at the moment of my glory. Bless my name with yet more victories in skill.”

With that, you leave to return to your guest quarters. There is no formal prize for this victory, and you would rather honor the request of Achilles to work out his business with Lycomedes in his own time.
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>>5591944
Congratulations anons, you did it. What a massive W. I will be calling this session for tonight, but y'all have some voting to do.

>+5 Kleos: Two for collecting Achilles, two for winning the tournament (including thrashing Achilles), and one for the sheer drama of the moment in doing so. This will be the subject of song for some time.

>Gain: The Ashen Spear of Peleus: 1d8 damage, cannot be broken by mortal weapons There’s a mechanic for spears breaking when striking bronze armor, but the blessing of Hephaestus circumvents that.

>LEVEL UP
>Nikandros is now Level Two. You will receive a new trait upon your next level. For now, you get 2 (two) stat points because of the Dutiful trait.

>Your current stat line is:
>Strength- (17/24) (+5)
>Agility- (13/20) (+1)
>Constitution- (14/24) (+2)
>Willpower- (11/20) (+0)
>Intelligence- (17/24) (+5)
>Charisma- (11/20) (+0)

I also haven’t explained this, so let me do so now. The astute among you may have realized that there is not linear growth in stat-bonus relative to stat value. That is because I believe in rewarding specialization. You all have a sense of what each stat is good for. I recommend NOT overinvesting too early in any one stat, but the progression looks like the following.

>10-11: +0
>12-13: +1
>14: +2
>15: +3
>16: +4
>17: +5
>18: +6
>19: +8
>20: +10
>20+: +2 more per point

>So, decide among yourselves how you want to spend your two stat points. Don’t feel obliged to make the growth “match” your actions so far: IC I’ll explain away whatever you choose. Goodnight, and I will catch up with you all later. Well, I'll still take questions, but you know.
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What the flipitty Fuck!?! I, I know nothing now.
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>>5591945
>1 point to Strength
>1 point to Intelligence
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>>5591936
Thank you for the compliment! Frankly, I've always felt that my conversations are poorly done. Homeric terseness/formalism covers that up I suppose.

As for the retainers- correct. Iudas is consistently mentioned because he was Nikandros's personal tutor, a-la Phoinix with Achilles. Argyros is who you chose to be your second-in-command (effectively the senior NCO of your unit). Iudas will not be making any personal appearances in the quest for some time, if ever, and there's really no need to mention Pantaleon since he's just a massive lad.
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>>5591945
Can we return the spear? As way of apologies for calling him to war. That was our main goal anyway.

As for our stats:
>+ 1 to charisma
>+ 1 to willpower
Just to shore up our current weaknesses.
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>>5591960
>Can we return the spear?
Certainly. I'm sure Achilles would appreciate it greatly- it is a weapon just short of a truly magic one! And it is his own ancestral armament. You could also dedicate it to a god/goddess if it pleased you. I will have that as a vote later. For now, it is Nikandros's by rights.
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>>5591945
I'm gonna go with
+1 Strength
+1 Will
My idea is to keep pumping strength while getting rid of our social weakness. Still dump charisma though. We should also think about boosting our CON. Because damn does combat hurt. We'd actually almost guaranteed oneshot our self if we used a weapon as good as Achilles'.
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>>5591945
>+1 Strength
>+1 Will

We have a weapon that doesn't break now, a soldier's dream weapon. Damn, that's incredibly useful, especially if we'll be fighting well-armored opponents. Plus, it uses a 1d8 instead of the 1d5 we had with our normal spear. That extra 3 could make all the difference between a duel lasting longer or be ended quickly.

I beg of y'all to keep this weapon. It could save Nikon's life and was won dead to rights.
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>>5591945
>I forgot to mention your health.

>Health is associated with Constitution, and follows the same pattern of growth as the general boni, but starts at (8/8).

>So right now it is (10/10), but it would be (11/11) if you added a point to CON to raise it to 15.
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>>5591945

>>5591954
>>5591960
+1 STR
+1 WILL or INT

>>5591964
Lets to give his father spear back to the poor lad. It almost makes me forget about asking him to have a child with our sister.

We will protect this boy.
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>>5591972
Agreed, especially with what Thetis is planning to cook up with Hempheatus for armour and shield, it would be trivial to add a replacement to his spear that was won in a fair game of pettias.
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>>5591945
>+1 Agility
>+1 Constitution
>>5591960
like the idea of returning the spear
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>>5591945
>>Strength
>>Willpower

Dem gains

And as sweet a weapon it is, making a friend of Achilles and using him as an extension of our tactic brilliance is even better.
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>>5591972
>We have a weapon that doesn't break now, a soldier's dream weapon. Damn, that's incredibly useful, especially if we'll be fighting well-armored opponents. Plus, it uses a 1d8 instead of the 1d5 we had with our normal spear. That extra 3 could make all the difference between a duel lasting longer or be ended quickly.
>I beg of y'all to keep this weapon. It could save Nikon's life and was won dead to rights.

>>5591945
>>5591981
I change my mind about the spear. Fuch Achilles.
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We have 49 points we need to resel for if we want to max out our boy, and starting that by getting rid of our biggest weakness first, is kinda key.

>+ 1 to charisma
>+ 1 to willpower

I Hope Achilles is able to live long enough to make it back home with his family.
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I wonder just how much defense Ajax's shield gives him. Some of these heroes are just built unfairly though. Makes you wonder what some of their stat spreads are.
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>>5591991
Much. Very much. Yes, some of them are. By the time we make it to Troy, hopefully Nikandros will be too!
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>>5591992
Just came to me, but how on earth are we going to find a husband for our sister when everyone's going to be stuck at Troy for a decade?
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>>5591945

>>5591986
>>5591981

>And as sweet a weapon it is, making a friend of Achilles and using him as an extension of our tactic brilliance is even better.

I change my mind again, give the spear back.

>>5591991
>>5591992
Is Odysseus's INT so high that go to the other extreme and he become stupid?
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>>5591997
A good question! Needless to say, the negotiations of both your marriage and your sister's marriage will not be short term processes. Indeed, depending on the contingencies of battle and the will of the gods, they could be issues that will have to be addressed again! And again. And again...
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>>5592006
Please don't say this could lead to an ntr situation?
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>>5591992
If we study hard and give it 110% we shall have biceps for our biceps. Yes. We cannot give up hope.

>meanwhile odysseus is just cruising by on divine favor alone

>>5591997
I think she'll only be in her mid-late twenties after the war is over. Still plenty of time to have kids and do all the womanly duties as expected of her and whatnot. And I'm sure she's patient. Hopefully very VERY patient.

Man we're probably gonna have to babysit any suitable suitors we come across.
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>>5592009
>Simply don't choose a shit waifu or husbando anon. Don't be stupid. And above all: don't be Agamemnon.
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>>5592010
She's twenty-two right now anon.

>>5592011
Or worse, Ajax the Lesser. Tbf even Diomedes got cursed with cuckoldry.
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>>5591997
>Just came to me, but how on earth are we going to find a husband for our sister when everyone's going to be stuck at Troy for a decade?

>Be Young Hero.
>The war begun a year ago.
>You make some friends, some of them die.
>You make some enemies, some of them die.
>One night your friend Nikandros invite you to drink.
>You wake up tie up to a bed.
>Feel as if a bull ran over you.
>There is some tall tomboy at your side.
>"You're finally awake."
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>>5592010
"I'm sorry sister, your 10th suitor that I found worthy through great tribulations and tests has died on the field of battle(again), I pray that by the will of the gods I will find another worthy of your hand. (again)
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>>5591955
Gotcha, thanks for letting me know. And for what it's worth, the conversations between people thus far have been pretty good, imo!

>>5591945
>+1 Strength
>+1 Charisma
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>>5592016
>She's twenty-two right now anon.
Damn forreal? Must've missed that. Ah well, she probably know a potion or two to help with that. Very witchy woman.

>>5592017
>good end..?

>>5592021
kek. What a pain in the ass. If only mum wasn't addled in the mind we could have brought sis with us to make things easier.
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How likely is it for us to find another unbreakable arms?

Does taking away the Peleid spear much affect Achilles' combat abilities?
I guess another question I have is how would losing the armor would affect us?
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>>5592035
>Minimal, but not impossible. Magic/blessed weapons don't grow on trees, and what few ones to exist tend to be buried with their users and/or offered as sacrifice to the gods.

>It does somewhat, but his obscene statline and skill do most of the work.

>A fair amount. Armor and shield are important pieces of kit, and replacing the quality of what you inherited would be hard. Your armor gives you a +3 on wound rolls, and your shield a +2.
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>>5592035
>How likely is it for us to find another unbreakable arms?
Depends on who we manage to beat up.
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>>5592041
Don't suppose we could beat someone with a magic weapon, using that spear and then gifting it to Achilles instead of handing the spear over.
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>>5592035
>How likely is it for us to find another unbreakable arms?
How likely is it for us to be friend with Fucking Achilles

>Does taking away the Peleid spear much affect Achilles' combat abilities?
He can attack with out having to care about not breaking it, no matter how he use it. I cant think of something more overpower.

>I guess another question I have is how would losing the armor would affect us?
Bronce armor is really costy for the common guy, and we are a big boy.
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>>5592040
>>It does somewhat, but his obscene statline and skill do most of the work.
A lion - whether armed with a spear or a spoon - is still a lion after all.
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Oh gods, I'm really slipping into the mindset of these heroes, arguing over weapons and armor.
The funeral games for the fallen heroes' gears I can hardly wait for.
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>>5592048
You have the right of it concerning not-breaking. The power of the spear is in how much it affects your sustained combat capacity- you will NEVER lose your primary weapon, meaning you can just keep punching right through shields and breastplates w/o a care in the world.
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>>5592045
Accept the power of Athos, and you weapon would not break.
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>>5592061
So now that it's over, who would we have met if we went training instead of hiking?
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>>5592069
Achilles himself would have confronted you. That massive failure at the lunch meant that he knew exactly what you were up to.
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>>5592061
Which probably means its best left in the hands of Achilles until he dies.
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>>5591945
+1 Constitution
+1 Intelligence
Give the spear back
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>>5591521
By Zeus, I would never lie to you, also what's the Armour like here? Cinematic breastplates or Historical Bronze Tubs?
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>>5592074
Well also it's his ancestral weapon, even if the gods can give him a better one.

Having an in with Achilles would be great for the muster before Agamemnon though when we come face to face with the heroes of the Mycenaean world. Maybe giving it back with soothe things slightly with Thetis as well.
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>>5592064
How do you disarm a man when his weapon is the very ground he stands upon? Truly, rockpilled is best.

I had a funny thought. If Nikon hit the STR cap do you think he'd be able to manually force the gates open with Ajax' assistance if the enemy was kept from intervening? Obviously not but damn if that isn't a scary thought. You're sitting pretty behind your impenetrable defenses and then the gate starts to move on its own, revealing two utterly humongous lads slowly prying it open. Nightmare fuel for the defenders.

We'll have to settle for pelting the ramparts with boulders instead. Or stripped down logs masquerading as javelins. Who needs a few centuries of development for a scorpio when you can just flex really hard and chuck big sticks?
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>>5592084
Nowhere near as shit as actual Mycenean armor. For heroes, it's basically classical-period Gucci panoplia.
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>>5592077
Now that I think about it, Troy wall where made by Poseidon, Athos enemy.

Anons, would you like to pray to Athos too? If so, how we should?

>Offer Victorys win by skill and cunning to Nike.
>Offer the bodys of the water-loving trojans and the rocks we use to kill them
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>>5592092
>Poseidon
I like rocks now, but spending a decade at sea is iffy.
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>>5592086
>I had a funny thought. If Nikon hit the STR cap do you think he'd be able to manually force the gates open with Ajax' assistance if the enemy was kept from intervening? Obviously not but damn if that isn't a scary thought. You're sitting pretty behind your impenetrable defenses and then the gate starts to move on its own, revealing two utterly humongous lads slowly prying it open. Nightmare fuel for the defenders.
>We'll have to settle for pelting the ramparts with boulders instead. Or stripped down logs masquerading as javelins. Who needs a few centuries of development for a scorpio when you can just flex really hard and chuck big sticks?

Nice thinking fellow Rock enjoyer.

My idea was similar.

>Tie a rope to Achilles or some smol hero.
>We and Ajax trow him over the wall.
>He tie the rope up there.
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>>5592098
This, see what happens when you have a brainfart like Odysseus does.

Also Poseidon hates Troy which is great.
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>>5592092
Athos was a gigant according to some accounts, so I would stick to Nike stock and watch the market for now.
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>>5591945
fuck returning the spear, achilles probably doesnt enjoy pity

will+1
con+1
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>>5592072
Somehow that seems less scary than being in debt to Thetis.

Also how did Nikon's family end up north in the first place? Is Mother Thessalian by birth?
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>>5592110
>Is Mother Thessalian by birth?
Yes. This will be a plot point, but TLDR: Argive politics
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>>5591945
>>+ 1 to charisma
>>+ 1 to willpower
uhmmm nice

and give back the spear we need friends asap
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>>5591945
+1 Strength and con
I want to get our three main stats to 20 as quick as possible.
Remember anons we were told that the max levels we could get for the war was 6 so that leaves us 12 Stat points to play with.
It was also mentioned it's better to play to our strengths instead of being an all rounder so putting points into BOTH of the dump stats is a waste.
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>>5592122
Also keep the spear or use it as leverage.
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>>5592122
Counterpoint being that we will have to secure a marriage for our sister. And all of the good picks are going to need some cajoling or convincing. Sure we -could- settle for anyone and she says she'll be fine but what kind of a brother would we be if we didn't get her some prime beef?

Though I can certainly agree that pumping our specific combat focused stats is imperative.
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>>5591601
hahaha

>>5591875
nice memes
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>>5592132
Thenks, I grew them myself.
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>>5592131
True which is why I said putting it into both is a waste. just focusing on either charisma or will is gonna be better in my opinion.
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>>5592131
There is more than fighting during the rest of the travel and war, we will need to recruit men and we have no money for pay them or ways for find money to pay them beside loot. 50 loyal men and a veteran sarge with us is enough for do some decent write-ins with tactical genius during the war. But their numbers are few for options with great risk. And there will be multiple heroes running around on both sides, with a lot of mortal troops. Potentially the gods might spice things up with some monsters who knows.


Since we are minor lord, it's not likely we will be given a commander job immediately or even after completing some deeds.
Beside needing people to vouch for us, the more important nobles would have precedence.
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>>5592138
Demeter would be proud of the bountiful harvest you made !
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>>5592152
Here is this for you
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>>5591945

>+1 strength (for training, throwing rocks, and how we fought the bandits)
>+1 willpower (for meeting our first god)
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>>5592174
lol
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>>5591945
+1 strength
+1 will
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Can you provide any examples of heroes with max stats and what their actual cap is? Ex. Heracles with the strength of let's say 30. Orpheus charisma 30. Etc...
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Is the spear equivalent to the relic inheritor trait or is it a bit weaker than that?
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>>5591945
+1 STRENGTH
+1 WILLPOWER
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>>5591945

>cha+1
>int+1

I would basically advocate that we try to correct our biggest failings in charisma and willpower over the next few levels, and continue to pump intellect and strength. Dutiful lets us do both simultaneously.

Next level up we could do strength and willpower, then we could do con and cha, etc etc
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I've found a fun tidbit about rocks. Apparently, Patrocules hit the Trojan Cebriones hard enough on the head with a thrown rock to make his eyes pop out.
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>>5592110
Grabbed or tasked to defend lands from barbarians probably. Whatever of the two, is an opportunity for the future.
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>>5591945
>Cha +1
>Will+ 1
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>>5592064
Based and rockpilled
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>>5591945
>+1 Charisma
>+1 Will
Shore up our faults a little early on

>Anons want to return the unbreakable super-spear that penetrates armor like a drunk noble penetrates his wine-boy
I want to scream, Achilles can have this damn thing back when he gives us something of greater or equal value.
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>>5591945
+1 STR
+1 WILL
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I basically tallied up all the votes so far (and it doesn’t seem like anyone has changed their vote, correct me if I missed one or counted wrong). I considered each point independent since we didn’t coalesce under any single plan.

WILL - 14.5
STR - 12
CHA - 7
CON - 4
INT - 3.5
AGI - 1
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>>5592428
STR- (17/24) (+5) -> (18/24) (+6)
WILL- (11/20) (+0) -> (12/20) (+1)

Nice.
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>>5592229
No, you'll have to learn the hard way. I will say that the caps are typically similar to yours.

>>5592232
Much, much, much weaker than that. Relic inheritor would've given you a ring of invisibility, or a sword that does double damage and restores health in proportion to damage dones, or a shield that makes you straight up immune to ranged attacks, etc. It's a tier two trait anon.
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>>5592253
Aside from the delicious linguistic info and based Homeric similes, the gore is definitely my favorite part of the battle books. The fight with the bandits was kind of tame- if/when you guys start killing heroes, I'm going to get more... descriptive.

>Also, I'm going to close voting here. Strength and Willpower boosts GET. No update today though.
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>>5591696
sb?
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>>5592879
>sb?
SpaceBattles, another message board.
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>>5592879
evil place don't go there, stay here instead
\(°-°)/
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>>5592879
At first it seems like qst, but is somehow even slower with its updates, and the discussion between updates sometimes are so meaningless that by the time an update happens they forget the plans that were made from previous votes. unless someone babysits them and reminds them what to do.
This is not even touching how sometimes oc's from other quest get pushed for no reason or how horrible the pacing can be for quest. I still remember one where a fucking 6 months passed just for a 10 min fight.
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I need to edit more thoroughly. I said Achilles was 14 in the last update, but he's actually 16. Just ignore that part of Nikandros's internal monologue. Or chalk it up to his ignorance.
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>>5593147
It's fine, Nikon didn't get the autism trait he got the schizophrenic one instead
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>>5593152
Well. this is the age of the bicameral mind.
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>>5593257
>We are the Niko's thinking mind
By Nike he is doomed.
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>>5593318
>Be famed as the big brained, diplomatic lost cousin of Ajax.
>Be obsessed with rocks and breeding your sister with the best stud that you can find.

Could be worst.
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>>5593687
You know the hardest part about getting our sister a good man is that they need to be alright with a woman who mixes potions in the back yard.
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>>5593748
Yeah, plus she is kind of a tomboy. Not a good omen for the future of Hippomedon bloodline.

Maybe we can say that these potions for the enjoyment*wink* of her future husband?

We dont know how to read, but we know how to draw? We could make some anime-style portrait of a waifu that by coincidence look like her or the first 4komas ever about tomboy girls being cute. Very few know how to read so maybe doing just cute girls will be enough.
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>>5593787
I don't get the tomboy part. She's not really boyish. She also lacks a reflection. Very spooky.

>our art is stick figures and she's just a taller stick with boobs
>it works anyway
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Update coming tonight, maybe ~7:00 CT
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>>5593748
Witches got an undeservedly bad rap. Medea did literally nothing wrong. We just have to find a guy who can look past the propaganda on that.
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>>5593941
>Medea did literally nothing wrong
Based?
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>>5593948
Based and true
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Medea stabbed her kids without remorse.

Is it still based? Just sounds dumb.

She didn't even kill Jason.
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>>5592766


A few days have passed since the showdown at the Petteia tournament. In the meantime, you’ve been training. Spending time with the close family of Lycomedes is out of the question considering recent events and you are in no rush to run into Thetis again.

When you are free, you reflect on recent events. You have done it. Your first deed- the composite of the tournament and the ousting of Achilles- will do your name no small favor in the eyes of the many. Attaching your feat of mind to his already well-known name means that you have already begun to accrue the reputation of a fierce intellect. Nobody has yet asked you exactly how you discovered the Prince- perhaps you will leave that up to the artistry of the bards themselves.

The debt has also haunted your thoughts. It is a scary thing to be the direct object of the whims of a goddess and Lady Thetis is hardly a goddess known for her lack of opportunistic exploitation. Once, it is said, she saved Zeus from an uprising of his brothers and sisters and extracted a debt from the King of the Gods himself. She confirmed as much when she met you. This is a problem because it makes you a pawn in whatever greater designs she has, and her designs must truly be at an Olympian scale.

Still, that is only on your mind when you are idle. Your recent success has redoubled your willingness to train- strength is not built in an afternoon, or a season, or even a year. The kind of power you want is the work of a lifetime, and by the gods your pursuit of it cannot stop. You almost feel the results already- but you know well that this is an illusion, more a sign of a body growing more comfortable with exerting itself than genuine growth. No matter.

It’s about noon. You’ve just emerged from the bath you customarily take after practicing with your weapons in the yard. It is time for lunch. You put on your robes and step out into the hall.

>Who is waiting there?

>Achilles himself

>Deidameia, the supposed “wife” of Achilles

>Nobody
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>Achilles himself

Begin the obligatory apology, and then hit off the Bromance with a Bang.
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>>5594109
>Deidameia, the supposed “wife” of Achilles

I am curious about those around Achilles have to say about him.
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>Achilles himself

Offer him the spear. I seriously think that we don't need it. Also, let's be honest we will find a way to get a weapon that is its equal or better in a more meaningful way (i.e. off the body of a rival demigod we defeat in battle. Plus it is his father's spear.
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>>5594117
About Achilles, or us? Because I can say this much, the wife of the man whom we actively took away from her, in the war that was prophesized to guarantee his death, and us being the ones directly responsible for getting him to join, is... not what any of us are going to want. Especially, once the fists and tears start coming down. I just want to try and avoid that mess we cooked for ourselves because of that.
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>>5594109
>>Achilles himself
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>>5594109
>Achilles himself
Gotta make dem connections.
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>>5594109
>>Achilles himself
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>>5594122
About Achilles. Surely someone who has caught his eye is someone made up of sterner stuff than we might expect. Moreover, it could give some insight about Achilles' mind that we might not otherwise get from any other source.
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>>5594109

>Achilles himself

First, we should definitely apologize for breaking his cover, but we should ultimately go on to stay that he should have the right to make his own legacy.

Rather than offer him the spear outright, maybe we can offer him a chance to win it back at some future point?

Achilles is a hyperChad and would possibly be offended if we just give him the spear back in charity.
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>>5594109
>Achilles himself
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>>5594115
>>5594121
>>5594123
>>5594126
>>5594131
>>5594134
>>5594136
>Let's talk to Achilles

>>5594117
>One man remembers what month it is

>Writing
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>Medea did literally nothing wrong.
>Kinslayer AND commits filicide
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There stands godlike Achilles, his flesh restored to its natural state. He now stands at your shoulder, broad-shouldered and strong of jaw.

“My affairs are settled here cunning Nikandros. My stately mother has accepted that I mean to make war alongside the Atreidae, and she will do you no ill for your instrumental role in my joining the long-haired Hellenes in this great undertaking- only tell me, how and why have you come here to find me?”

“No god sent me after you Achilles. The desire for the glory of being the man to bring Prince Achilles into the war effort alone filled my breast. As for how I found you- I spoke with certain members of your household and determined with reason that you must have come here to Skyros. But answer me this Prince- how could it be that you have children and are married?”

And he told you of how years ago, when he was but a boy, he was a guest of Lycomedes as they worked together to hunt pirates in the Sporades. When he first laid his eyes on the eldest daughter of the king, Deidameia, he wanted her with burning passion. Yet she, strong of mind, rejected each of his advances. She demanded of him commitment, that he would earn the approval of both her lordly Father and his own sire Peleus for their match. Yet such approval was not forthcoming- her father detested his pride and the other King considered her too lowly a partner for his heir.

He prayed to his mother Thetis that she might help his cause. Help she did, but not as he asked- she spirited the girl and him off to be wedded in secret, even as she replaced Deidameia in the palace of Lycomedes for the time. They enjoyed a long honeymoon together during which time the children were conceived. Peleus, wroth with his divine wife and son for the disappearance, petitioned Zeus for their return. The Cloud-Gatherer answered this prayer and ordered Thetis to bring Achilles home. Thus the former state of affairs arose- Neoptolemus and Ptolemais, twin brother and sister, were raised by oreads on the isle and were occasionally visited by their mother and goddess grandmother.

Achilles ended his story looking at you earnestly, golden-blue eyes locked to yours.

“Even this brief time together was a wonder and honor for me. A wife should not have to suffer long years without her husband, a son should not come of age without the wisdom and guidance of his father. But now I am ready to march south- my army, like your own, will be led to the point at which the army will congregate. My peerless companion Patroklos shall bring them.”
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>>5594215
You figure that now is the time to speak to Achilles what to do about the spear. You won it fairly in a wager but also can understand the value of inherited arms to a son. Furthermore the goddess Nike, who you have decided to designate your patroness, would surely delight in a sacrifice of the gloried loot. Of course, you could surely kill many men with the long-shafted spear in your own hands. At any rate, it is only right to inform its former (possibly future?) owner about your intentions.

>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him (if for a price, say what).

>Mention to Achilles that you mean to dedicate his father’s spear to Nike, goddess of victory, that she may bring you and the Hellenes to glory in the war to come.

>Inform Achilles that you mean to keep the spear for yourself.

And have you anything else to say/ask of him?

>Write-in

Also, if you have any questions/comments for Achilles say so now. You will be making for the port after this meal most likely. I won't take everything, but anything with reasonable support can be added to the next update. Which will come tonight if there is enough agreement.
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>>5594217
>Inform Achilles that you mean to keep the spear for yourself.

My last-ditch effort.
1d8, unbreakable, and a primary weapon. I can not view it as anything but a boon to keep. Something that will never break in Nikon’s hands is great, it would also be great in Achilles’ hands, but we aren't him, and his glory isn't ours. Glory requires agency, not relying on what Achilles can do, and I think this can handily provide it. There will be fights with heroes with great arms and armor that I cannot but believe Nikon will need every advantage to win. Perhaps even monsters. As callous as it comes across, I think the benefits of the spear for Nikon are needed over Achilles. He is doomed to die in glory, but we have a promise of coming back to sis alive to keep.

I think there will be other opportunities to get into the graces of Achilles, but I don't think there will be another opportunity like this anytime soon, especially with gear and someone like Achilles. He's too unique for that. Nonetheless, I think Nikon is also tale-worthy and will shine through, as that's partly what the description of tactical genius said.

>>5592327
This guy had the funniest comment about this situation, in my opinion
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>>5594217
>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him
It's his by rights, and it would be counterintuitive to withhold the greatest warrior in the army from his weapon. No price, other than his friendship. Or we could ask him to settle our debt to Thetis, but something tells me we're going to need more than a spear for that one.

>What are his thoughts on the war? His expectations of what is to come?
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>>5594220
+1 to this
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>>5594217
>>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him

We understand what the spear mean to him.

>I will do everything I can to make sure you see them again
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>>5594220
>>What are his thoughts on the war? His expectations of what is to come?

I like this too
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>>5594217
I really can't decide between keeping it and using it as an offering. Gaining enough divine favor for some amount of intervention or boon would be incredibly useful. On the flip side, having a plain good weapon is unarguably a good choice.

I would like to apologize for taking him from his family so early though. As little as it would mean coming from the man who did oust him. Family is still important, Nikon understands this.
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>>5594218
>There will be fights with heroes with great arms and armor that I cannot but believe Nikon will need every advantage to win. Perhaps even monsters.

>He does not trust the power of Athos
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>>5594217
>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him
Man deserves it
>>5594239
>I will do everything I can to make sure you see them again
It's a good promise.
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>>5594217
>Inform Achilles you mean to keep the spear for yourself.
Nikon won it fair and square, it's only right that he gets to reap the benefits.
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>>5594217
>Also, if you have any questions/comments for Achilles say so now.

Maybe mention how our sister is waiting for us too?

>>5594247
>It's a good promise.
Thenks anon
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>>5594217
>Inform Achilles that you mean to keep the spear for yourself.
Do not give away the damn spear. It is a tool we won fair and square and that can be used to accomplish many more victories in Nike's name.
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>>5594217
>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him, only if you assist me in finding a capable suitor for my sister
and
>I will do everything I can to make sure you see them again
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>>5594217
>>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him
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>>5594254
>only if you assist me in finding a capable suitor for my sister

+1
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>>5594217
>Inform Achilles that you mean to keep the spear for yourself.
>>5594218 anon makes a good case me thinks.
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>>5594217
>Inform Achilles you mean to keep the spear for yourself

>Mention that we may return it if he offers a weapon of greater or equal value.

Anons. Anons no. Please. Returning the spear for nothing is incredibly stupid. Achilles will understand that we won it, he won't be mad. Please. It makes no sense to return it. He's Achilles. He can rape entire armies by his lonesome. He doesn't need the spear. Please.
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>>5594243
As much effort went into this as there would be in finding a suitable stone for throwing. The superior tool of war.
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>>5594262
He doesn't need the spear, sure. But you really don't think it would be a good idea to have Achilles on side, helping us out whenever we need it? Weapons are useful but a good friendship like that is priceless and will last until one of us dies.
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>>5594264
We can be his friend and still keep the spear. His friendship won't last long anyway, but the spear will. The spear will outlive Achilles, so it's the better investment. Economics!
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>>5594263
Based and Rockpilled
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Should also ask if he would want to play Pettia again.
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>>5594265
>We can be his friend and still keep the spear. His friendship won't last long

Achilles die at the end of the war. The ten(10) years war.
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>>5594217
I can't believe this fucking vote is neck and neck.

Give it away for absolutely nothing.
>>5594220
>>5594238
>>5594239
>>5594247
>>5594257

Keep it.
>>5594218
>>5594251
>>5594253
>>5594261
>>5594262

Give it in exchange for worthy seed.
>>5594254
>>5594258
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>>5594270
My vote count as give for nothing, and i am sure that anon too
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>>5594269
And the spear will last forever. Gotta invest in good stock, Anon! Besides, we can still be his friend.
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Keeping the spear will help soften the blow of finding out we lost our chariot to the (((merchants))).
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>>5594217
>>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him
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>>5594273
A rock will last forever too
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>>5594265
Who's to say we can't prevent his death? This is a work of interactive fanfiction, we can change the course of the story.
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>>5594265
You mean to say you don't want to hear the sound of raging gods and broken prophecy as Nikon slams his shield into the ground to protect Achilles' heel from a poisoned arrow? The cacophony of shattering fate and screaming opportunity of a future unwritten? To spit in the face of the gods and draw their ire yet also eternal glory, the essence of man. Where is your sense of drama?

Giving the spear back for nothing is still a mistake tho

>>5594268
We could even help him grow his skills at the game. Not that we would offer to tutor him or something insulting like that. Unless he asked.
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Just to give an analysis of both sides
>Keep
Keep the spear and gain an amazing weapon, improving our chances of survival, at the cost of a man we'll know for a decade not instantly liking us

>Give it away
Achilles might like us a little.
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>>5594271
I've just notice you voted twice but did you not read what he wrote?
>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him, only if you assist me in finding a capable suitor for my sister.
"(Give the spear)...if you assist me in finding a capable suitor for my sister."

So what's your vote? For nothing or in exchange for a husband for our sister.
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>>5594217

>Inform Achilles that you mean to keep the spear for yourself.

For as much as I wanna play the honorbro and give it back I want to spite Peleus even more by waving this spear around once we have returned. We're well capable of killing dozens wouldn't be much of a sweat given they're mortal men and we're strong-smart, with a spear like this we'll be doubling our killing capability if not triple and not wind up ganked by some nobleman able to tank a regular spear or sword due to armor.

We have a legend of our own to forge after all, let the Song of Nikandros be sung as loudly and often as that of Achilles. Why who knows? Maybe we become king of the Seapeoples by the end
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>>5594280
>Resisting prophecy
I don't think that can work, man, I hate to say it. Especially in this setting. Poor Oedipus.
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>>5594278
Rocks will be smashed into many, smaller rocks.

>>5594279
We probably won't, Homer's been showing a great amount of respect to Greek literature, and fate is a real thing. If Achilles is fated to die, he's gonna die.
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>>5594217
>>Mention to Achilles that you mean to dedicate his father’s spear to Nike, goddess of victory, that she may bring you and the Hellenes to glory in the war to come.
The only true option. Our weapon will be the ROCK. Victory-chads stay winning
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>>5594282
I support the write in because I wanted to have something to talk with him, no as a command or a deal

>>5594281
>Achilles might like us a little.
Wrong, Homer say that he will be very grateful with the gesture
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>>5594285
If they would have chopped his cock off when he was young he never would have had a way to fuck his mom and wind up wedding her. EZ.

>>5594286
What kind of hero gives up just because of some funny words from funny people?

It's fun to dream at least. And struggling builds character.
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>>5594217
>Tell Achilles here and now you mean to return the spear of Peleus to him (if for a price, say what).
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>>5594289
Still doesn't hold up to the spear in value, honestly.

>>5594290
I'm fine with struggling, but this is just shooting ourselves in the foot.
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>>5594281
I don't think they'll find such arguments convincing anon... they've got it in their heads that returning something you won in a wager is the moral thing to do.

I find it to be an act of pity that will not win Achilles' favour. He wagered it, he lost. Had he won, he would've kept our father's armor as he should.

>>5594289
Theb you should've amemded what he said. Also, where did Homer say that?
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>>5594296
No it's shooting Achilles in the foot
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>>5594290
>If they would have chopped his cock off when he was young he never would have had a way to fuck his mom and wind up wedding her. EZ.

Or better, kill yourself so your son can't do it.

No one can control your fate, if you destroy it.
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>>5594299
This is what is known as PEAK Chaddery.
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>>5594297
>they've got it in their heads that returning something you won in a wager is the moral thing to do.

And you got in your head that Achilles would not like it

Here is the Word of God
>>5591964
>Certainly. I'm sure Achilles would appreciate it greatly
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>>5594298
>Oh, you!

>>5594299
Then his cock somehow falls into his mother and ejaculates, and the fates Kek into oblivion. Fate! Not even once.
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>>5594286
>Using information that outside of our character's knowledge.
Now where's the fun in that, Anon?
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>>5594301
But his appreciation is still worth less than the spear. We can gain it any other time, unlike the spear. We can quite literally get the best of both worlds by taking the spear.
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>>5594301
Very well, I stand corrected. But as >>5594304 said, his appreciation is not worth the spear and since it is not virtuous to give it back or immoral to keep it then the sensible option is obvious imo.
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>>5594303
>Now where's the fun in that, Anon?

Dont be a bad loser Anon.

>This is a family relic.
>Like our armor
>If we somehow lose our armor, we would want it back.

[Sympathy] remember?

And how you know that Achilles wont like keep his spear?
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The first divisive vote was what Nikon had inside of him (his qualities) and the second most divisive vote is over another man's spear. Very Greek myth.
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>>5594308
What I meant was that it's pretty metagamey to use knowledge about Achillies fate for a vote.
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>>5594310
We roleplaying.
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>>5594283
>Maybe we become king of the Sea Peoples by the end
Possibly my favorite of the all the routes.

>>5594299
>Killing yourself to spite fate
This reminds me of a passage from Odysseus in America (an excellent book, read it)

>>5594310
Kek

>>5594293
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>>5594220
>Slab Status: Returned (minority: iff you assist me in getting my sister a husbando)

>>5594287
>Weapons and friends come and go, the favor of the gods is eternal, reliable, and not arbitrary whatsoever

>>5594283
>>5594262
>>5594261
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>>5594218
>Penetrator Unperturbed (minority: unless you pay up)

>My apologies to lootbros, but giving the Spear of Peleus back with no conditions wins. Writing.

In terms of speech:

>What are his thoughts on the war? His expectations of what is to come?
>I will do everything I can to make sure you see them again. It's a bold move Cotton
>Also, I promised my sister I would return, we can do this my man
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>>5594308
You say that like neither we nor Achilles had any agency in this matter. We bet our family relic and he his, he lost and we won. If he or us weren't willing to lose our respective relics than neither of us would've wagered them.
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>>5594313
>Spearchads lost
I mean this only semi-ironically, we deserve a chance at buttfucking Achilles now that we've returned the spear. Please, Homer, keep the idea of buttsex in mind
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Also, please continue to have contests about what to do with loot like this in the future. It's entirely appropriate to the setting and will maybe give you all some practice for when the inevitable loot conferences come.
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Alrighty then. Say, what about Ajax, think he's audacious enough to bet his shield over a Pettia match?
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>>5594320
>Becoming a gambling degen trying to win valuables off of your fellow heroes
An unexpected development, but not an unwelcome one for me to write
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>>5594318
>get into loot fight in the future
>"You can have his shit if you FUCK MY SISTER"
>"You can have his shit if you stop trying to make me fuck your sister!"
>"I can take his shit to settle it between you two if you'd li-
>"Fuck off!" "Fuck off!"

>>5594320
>take ajax's shield
>he just uses an entire fucking stone table as a shield
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>Achilles is fucking dead
>Everyone's arguing over the loot
>They're silenced by the look in Nikon's eye
>He speaks in a tone of pure conviction.
>"His testicles."
>"There is still semen in them. I will give them to my sister so the bloodline may continue."
[Dutiful]
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>>5594320

What‘s the point of beating everyone in Pettia if we’re so desperate to be liked that we’ll have over all of our valuables at the drop of a hat?
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>>5594327
Comedy.
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>>5594326
KEK
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>>5594326
You know if everything plays out similarly we could probably unironically support Ajax in getting Achilles' stuff with the condition that he marries our sister. Now wouldn't that be some bullshit?

>>5594329
Truly divine.
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>>take ajax's shield
>>he just uses an entire fucking stone table as a shield

>He hollows out a rock with his bare hands and uses it like a turtle's shell.
>He just throws himself in the direction of the enemy
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>>5594333
>>Inform Achilles that you mean to keep the spear for yourself.
Bargains for his shield anyway, the lust of having Ajax's hand on any object is too much for the simple anon
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>>5594335
Look, SOMEONE is going to fuck Nira and it ain't none of us.
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>>5594326
>Nikandros! The gods smile on me! Quick, take out the arrow.
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>Nikandros?
...
>What is that knife and bag for, Nikandros?
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>>5594313
“You will also need to tell your noble companion to bring your spear with him.”

“My spear?” He is puzzled.

“Your father’s spear I mean. I too believe that a man must carry with him the guidance of his father, and there is no guidance surer than that of man-killing bronze.” You don’t need his spear, not really. He practically gave it away for free; for free it is returned to him. Hopefully he becomes more careful with his belongings in the future. His puzzlement becomes astonishment until he masters his reaction and smiles broadly.

“… You do me a kindness great-hearted Nikandros, giving me back the heirloom I in my profligacy gave away for a trifle. I will not forget this honor.”

“Forget it for a moment my friend- I have a question. What are your expectations of the coming war?” It is a bold assertion on your part, that the famed prince is your friend. Yet he does not deny it as he considers your query.

“It is hard to have informed expectations about such a matter. My tutors all say that no such venture has ever been undertaken. The closest examples would be the most recent invasion of the Heraclidae, the conquest of Crete by our forefathers, and the Theban wars. The former two, as you know, were large naval invasions. The Theban wars are the only true example concerning the conquest of a major walled city.” He pauses.

“Based on those precedents, all I can say in truth is that this war will be either be a crushing but swift defeat, or a long and bloody victory. The Heraclids lost because most all of the Peloponnese under the command of Agamemnon met them at the beaches and forced them back- implying that a contested landing will be near-certain doom for us. Crete was won due to the weariness of the natives and the cunning of the ancestors of Idomeneus, so we must force the former and make use of wise counsel like yours. The Theban wars proved that taking a walled city without the favor of the gods is an impossibility- so we must sacrifice whatever it costs in blood and fortune for them to side with us.” You take his analysis in- historical precedents combine to imply a long war which the gods will take no small part in. If this is so, then it will take a great deal for you to keep your promise to your sister and for him to see his family again.

“Well Achilles, with the combined arms of Hellas we cannot possibly fail. So you and I must endeavour to do everything we can to see our families again however long it takes- I have a promise to my sister to keep.” With this you clap a hand on the shoulder of the smaller man- he reciprocates the gesture with a wan smile.

“Yes, let us try.”

With this, you and he go to join the table of Lycomedes.
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>>5594350
The table is livelier than the first day you arrived here. It only makes sense- the addition of two children and a goddess is not likely to make any occasion calmer.

Again you sit alongside Lycomedes, this time with Achilles and Thetis joining you. The goddess does not respect the custom concerning the separation of the sexes, which you suppose is only natural. She also looks quite different then when you encountered her on the mountain, more… human, smaller in size. Perhaps the gods can inhabit a variety of forms, each progressively closer in power to their true one? Who can say? Either way, the goddess sits straight-backed across from you, her beauty and indomitable will equally manifest.

Achilles's good mood seems to have followed him from the hall. It seems that the shame of his outing has been much alleviated by the return of his ancestral spear. He has a glass of wine in hand and is sneaking glances towards his wife in between sips.

Lycomedes's earlier mirth has been replaced with a bone-deep weariness. He seems to have aged ten years in but a few days. Still, he is attempting to hold his head high and captain his home's high table.

>Attempt to make conversation with the lovely-haired goddess

>Continue speaking with Achilles

>Perhaps you should address Lycomedes?

Whatever you choose, do tell about what. Not necessary, just looking for suggestions. Probably no update tonight, definitely one on the morrow.
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>>5594354
>>Attempt to make conversation with the lovely-haired goddess
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>>5594354
>Attempt to make conversation with the lovely-haired goddess
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>>5594354
>Beg Lycomede's pardon for causing such a stir and thank him for being a hospitable host.
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>I hear that you are in good terms with Zeus himself, how is him?
>Have you ever meet Nike?
>You talked about my divine ancestor, can you tell me about him?
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>>5594354
Supporting >>5594360. Poor man's gone through a lot in a very short time.
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>>5594354
>Attempt to make conversation with the lovely-haired goddess

Talk about our own mother that we're leaving behind for this war, is there any cure for her condition?

Also maybe try to find out who our divine ancestor is.
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>>5594360
+1 the least we can do is being nice to him, even if we dont talk beyond that.
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>>5594360
+1
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>>5594360
+1
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>>5594360
+1
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Rolled 12, 19 = 31 (2d20)

>>5594360
>>5594363
>>5594366
>>5594367
>>5594370
>>5594381
>Very well. Give me 1d20+2, Bo2, to beat my roll
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>5594388
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>>5594360
+1 support. [Sympathy] at it's best :D
>great-hearted Nikandros
Out of all the names so far, funnily enough this is the one I like best.
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>5594388
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>5594388
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>>5594388
>>5594391
>17 versus 19, slight failure.
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>>5594388
You gotta stop rolling so high, man. It's even stopping us from apologizing properly.
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>>5594396
What is it with these kings and their high rolls?
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We should probably talk with Achilles about the bar-bar's in the north, could give us some points with him or just a topic to talk of. Achilles could be our introduction to other nobles/heroes of hellas.
With Thetis instead.... maybe the rivers.... "small problem" with us. We might want start thinking about it and since we have a divine right here....
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>>5594399
>>5594401
To be honest with you, the dice reflect the reality of the situation. This was a bad idea.
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>>5594476
Are you implying that coming to a man's island, lying to him about your purpose for being there, causing not only a fuss but a possible diplomatic incident involving a goddess no less, all the while enjoying his hospitality and then saying "Yeah my B bro, you a real one tho" would cause any offense or irritation?

Naaaahhh.
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>>5594482
It's time to be yelled at by another geriatric, isn't it?
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>>5594483
Nikon's TRUE weakness confirmed, old people.
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>>5594482
Not to mention that of all the parties involved, you're the one he can mouth off at who is not: either a literal goddess, Achilles, or the leader of a standing army which is larger than the population of his kingdom. Generally speaking, powerful people who have been thoroughly humiliated are not people you ever want to willingly interact with.
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>>5594487
The pains of being a (big) small fish. We should be thankful that despite it all he is still the kindly sort of old guy who just wants to relax for the rest of his days and enjoy prosperity while it lasts. I hope. Or maybe it is simply Nikon's fate to bear the stress and frustrations of those who can do nothing. That sounds way more heroic. If we get famous enough maybe that's what they'll write in the stories and not "Yeah he pissed off a lot of people above his station".
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>>5594493
As Thucydides said, δυνατὰ δὲ οἱ προύχοντες πράσσουσι καὶ οἱ ἀσθενεῖς ξυγχωροῦσιν. Nikandros just happens to be, in the general context of kings and heroes, the "weakest" of the bunch and thus the one who probably takes the most shit.
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I consider this practice on what not to do in future conversations. Also, this makes canonical sense because (1) this is the first god we met, (2) she is related to water, and (3) we naively trespassed on where her grandkids were.
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>>5594497
It's nice, and I feel works well with our [Sympathy].
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>>5594501
Worthless fucking w*ter bitches.

>>5594502
I was about to say Peleus and to a lesser extent Lycomedes are lucky Nikon didn't go angry mode. Peleus would have been torn in half and without Achilles or Patrokolos there no one could stop him. Lycomedes here would be fine though. Until Nikon came back of course.
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>>5594507
Nikon is kind of scary strong. Though what's more scary is breaking xenia. With Lycomedes, the furies would be upon Nikon.
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>>5594511
>what's more scary is breaking xenia
Indeed. Remember, Zeus doesn't care about slavery or rape or anything like that, but being a bad guest is a prototypical evil.
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>>5594388

We should calmly accept his tongue lashing, everything he is about to rage about is true.
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I wonder if we can hit a count of seven old kings having yelled at Nikon, as that would echo the seven against Thebes, of which Nikon is built enough to imitate its walls.

The only issue is I can only think of two more elderly kings to meet: Priam and Nestor, so he would be missing three more to be yelled at by.
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>>5594580
Odysseus and Agamemnon spring to mind
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>>5594580
We're also missing a big wall and a river god to kill one of the kings with.
Could we do the same if we had time to prepare a rockslide? Food for thought.
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I just hope in the future, when powerful people are stressed, don't try and be sympathetic to them. They got to where they are and are quite proud of that fact. Anyone trying to be a bro to them is just going to raise their hackles and make them overly pissed off and angry if we fail a roll badly enough. It honestly might have been better to talk to Thetis at that point, as she wouldn't dare and break guest rights. Though, probably a similar, if not different, tongue-lashing.
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>When Nikandros meet a King
>Every time
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Poor Niko can't catch a break when it's dealing with people.
We should just become a recluse autist
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>>5594643
Nah never give up we need to deal with the rivers, gain glory in Troy, gain a wife for us and a husband for our sister and maybe expel the nearby barbarians from their lands when we get back home
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>>5594513
I hadn't considered the fact that thus might look like we're rubbing it in.
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>>5594671
Remember that no matter that you are polite and kind, if the other person hate you everything that come from your mouth will be an insult.
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>>5594476

Nik isn’t autistic per se, but it’s becoming clear that he is not a tactful man…
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If we don't get kicked out of the palace, we should ask if any warriors from Lycomedes realm will be embarking, and try to mingle. Could possibly unlock a new companion or more troops. Also, asking Thetis about our ancestry, a cure for our mother's ails, and Nike are all good ideas, but we really should have asked Achilles to settle our debt at the very least. I also support mentioning how much we hate albani-I mean barbarians.
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>>5594501
Good attitude. So far the social consequences of your actions have been mild, but when in the midst of your fellow heroes the social field will be no less perilous then the battlefield.

You decide to speak to King Lycomedes. In truth, you feel somewhat bad for the man. Unlike Peleus, his problems are almost entirely not his fault. And while you have a more instrumental role in it all, the responsibility of the matter still falls on you somewhat. You address the king.

“King Lycomedes, my thanks for being such a good host over this last week. You do true honor to Zeus Xenios by your actions.” Upon hearing your compliment a look of irritation leaks through his affected dignity. A bitterness suffuses his reply.

“It is only what the gods demand of us mortals. To treat one’s guests with honesty and generosity, to respect their position as travelers safeguarded by Zeus. Power and wealth are not what set us above the barbaroi north of the Peneus, but piety for the rule of the blessed gods and adherence to their cultural customs.” A subtle dig at you, since some would consider the land north of Olympus to be the beginning of barbarian territory, and your own holdings are right on the cusp of that. You elect to try and mollify the king.

“And I apologize for my own disrespect of the honors owed to a host. You must understand, I assumed you knew the whole situation and would oppose my attempts to bring out the Prince.”

He barks out a laugh.

“One would never expect a king’s household to be so subverted, fair! The gods can interfere in mortal affairs as they will. It is only right. But for some provincial to abuse the trust of a royal on the grounds that his host might be against his guest's designs is a- ah, forget it. Do not waste your sympathies on an old man Nikandros. You got whatever it was that you wanted, and I shall leave my satisfaction to the justice of Zeus and the Fates.” He then takes a deep draw from his wine cup. You wince, but you suppose it is only fair that he hold a grudge. You decide to stop speaking to Lycomedes after muttering a brief response.

The meal is half over. You detect that you have time to speak to maybe one other person.

>You could take up your conversation with Achilles again, he appears done chatting with his mother.

>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.

>No, that’s one social mistake too many for your liking. Pass the second half in personal quiet.

>Something else?

Again, write-ins concerning topic accepted.
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>>5594867
>I also support mentioning how much we hate albani-I mean barbarians.
Lmao, the Shqiptarët have not yet occupied Illyria yet. I am inclined to think Albanian distinct from Illyrian on linguistic grounds, but the dearth of ancient Illyrian allows the alternative position to continue.
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>>5594953

>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.

This seems like a high-risk discussion but we can’t pass up an attempt to speak with a goddess.

Let’s ask Thetis what we might do to help the realm of Peleus, what service she might ask of us, and perhaps whether she knows of any person or spirit who might know of our ancestry?
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>>5594953
>You could take up your conversation with Achilles again, he appears done chatting with his mother.
That wasn't that bad, Lycomedes is good guy.
Now compare it to the assholes that are Peleus and Thetis. They really are perfect for eachother
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>>5594612
Yeah, I learned my lesson.
>>5594671 was me at home, this is me at work btw.
I hadn't really thought through how that would look in terms of the power dynamics or whatever. It's probably better just not admitting we've done wrong when we do things that appear morally dubious.
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>>5594953

It wasn't so bad.

>>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.
>these questions>>5594362

we roll 1
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At least it kinda makes sense from a narrative perspective of a backwater noble learning through trial and error how to act in truly elite circles.
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>>5595018
>We can only talk to soldiers, whorehouse's owners and nymphs.
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>>5594953
>You could take up your conversation with Achilles again, he appears done chatting with his mother.
>Achilles what you can tell me of the court of the great king of the south ? In truth, when I enter that place i expect them to dislike me and laugh of my origins. The great palaces and cities are an unknown territory to me. Should i stay away from certain people at court ?
>The barbaroi of the north, those worms, have grow bolder in their raids, when i return from the war after i have found a wife for myself and a husband for my sister, i will launch a campaign and make sure they will lose their lands. What you think of the barbaroi ? Have you fought in many battles against them ?
>Talk about our families, for better know eachother.
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>>5594953
>>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.
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>unironically asking what the scheming sea bitch is gonna want as if she's not going to take the opportunity to give us psychic damage and talk shit
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>>5595103
Niko might not live long enough to see the war, too much emotional damage
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>>5595107
"Here lies Nikon. His mouth was as big as his body. RIP"
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>>5594953
>You could take up your conversation with Achilles again, he appears done chatting with his mother.
Bros before hoes
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>>5594953
>>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.
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>>5594953
>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.
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Very close vote. I'll leave this open until tonight.
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>>5595103
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>>5595159
I kind of want to see that star war sand meme, except replaced with water now
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>>5594953
>You could take up your conversation with Achilles again, he appears done chatting with his mother.

"So... Uuhhh... You come here often?"
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>>5594953
>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.
Achilles is already a bro, we can talk to him on the campaign. This is a rare opportunity to talk to his mom without being at her full mercy.
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>>5595163
>I hate water. It's cold, wet, irritating and it gets everywhere.
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>>5594953
>>You could take up your conversation with Achilles again, he appears done chatting with his mother.
Homie train back on rails
>"Hey Achilles, did you know my Grandfather LOVED rocks?"
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>>It might be prudent to speak to Thetis, at least to get a sense of what she’ll ask of you in the future.
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>>5595171
>"So... Uuhhh... You come here often?"
I can't wait to see how Nikon tries to pursue any romances.
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>>5595196
lol
>>5595159
Forgot to give this one a kek too
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>>5595163
I wasn't sure which pic you were talking about, so I make this.

>>5595199
Thenks anon
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>>5595175
>>5595196
LOL

>>5595176
Love this
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Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

>>5594953

>>5594975
>>5595027
>>5595122
>>5595171
>>5595176
>Bros Before Hoes

>>5594965
>>5595016
>>5595092
>>5595138
>>5595143
>>5595172
>>5595185
>Maybe she's cool now?

>Thetis 2.0

>I hear that you are in good terms with Zeus himself, how is him?
>Have you ever meet Nike?
>You talked about my divine ancestor, can you tell me about him?
>What we might do to help the realm of Peleus
>What service she might ask of us
>Perhaps whether she knows of any person or spirit who might know of our ancestry?

>Give me 1d20+1 (+2 Sympathy, +2 Achilles talked You Up, -3 for foiling her plan), Bo2 to beat my roll. Number of answered questions will be determined by degree of success
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5595225
Both the quest and its memes are top notch
>>5595229
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Rolled 3, 15 = 18 (2d20)

>>5595229
Fuck you moisture whore.
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>>5595225
>>5595196
>>5595159
Very nice memes
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>5595229
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>>5595232
That isn't what I put in there. Maybe the real enemy was the autofill all along.
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>I'm feeling generous. One more roll with the correct modifier please.
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5595239
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>>5595240
Positively heroic save. Writing, but it probably won't be done for a good few hours.

>19 versus 16, normal success
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>>5595240
YEAH FUCK YOU WATER WHORE, YOU GONNA LIKE ME
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>>5595225
That's great
It was this moment in the prequels
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>>5595245
Even with that save it was still a normal success.
Bloody Peleids, how did Achilles not end up an useless asshole?
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>>5595252
Looking at the rolls they’ve made, they’re quite successful. It’s just Nikon ain’t so good at the speaking.
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This is why we gave him the spear back. Without that I have a feeling the minus would be larger for us keeping it and Achilles would not have given us that bonus. Ergo this would have been a loss. we can not afford her being anymore pissed at us. She has the power to destroy us. Female gods talk and are even more petty and vengeful than the normal ones.
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>>5595252
He is her baby boy, better that all the other boys ever (I was in hell to make sure of than), after all.

>>5595249
I wasn't sure if it was that one or the desert one. I pick the desert one and when I was editing it I realize that there was no water there
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>>5595262
>Female gods... than the normal ones
Holy fuck anon that's funny. Correct analysis though. Trying to talk to her w/o giving the spear back, or even talking to her before Achilles did, would've gone... poorly.

>>5595260
Man, I love me a hood meme.

>>5595261
>Correct. They're a whole family of proud, overly emotional, incredibly powerful and competent people.
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>>5595268
Be honest. On a scale of crippled to turned into a starving animal surrounded by food and water unable to satiate our endless hunger and thirst how bad would a conversation critfail with a god be?
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>>5595296
Cock and ball torture. Without the cock and balls.
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>>5595268
I would thank the gods that we are leaving so we don't risk repeating the mistake a third time, but we do still owe that favor
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Also here's my attempt at a meme
Couldn't make the helmet fit the head
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>>5595304
Kek

It fit nice dont worry anon
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>>5595321
I feel this could’ve been use if we chose Capaneus.
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>So then the river cannot pass and it is created in a lake! And you make this gate that opens and you can control how the water moves! No more flooding!
>Then comes the wheel! A giant wheel with oars, that you can put where the river runs and you can put the water to work for you!

>>5595321
Lol
One dudebro meme can't go with out the other
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>>5595245
Alright, with one bridge burnt you’ll attempt to cross another. Thetis was quite different talking to her own son than on the mountain- warmer, colloquial. If the wrinkles on her face from smiling are any indication, you’ll be hard pressed to find a better time to speak to her than now.

“Lady Thetis, some questions?”

“I’ll humor you mortal. Ask.”

>I hear that you are in good terms with Zeus himself, how is he?

“I do frequently advise Zeus of the Aegis. We have a certain… history, which your human storytellers almost get right. He is as he always is: worried about his own plans, struggling willfully against the Fates, and annoyed by the squabbling of his children and siblings. Do not concern yourself with the wellbeing of the higher gods- they certainly aren’t concerned with yours.”

>Have you ever met Nike?

“Often. She is always at Zeus’s ear, trying and failing to sway him towards her own position on how certain affairs should turn out. An irrelevant goddess, half forgotten by mortals, doomed to ignominy by her sycophancy and lack of will.” She notices your reaction to this.

“I will tell you something mortal. A free piece of advice; A weak friend is no friend at all. A weak friend cannot be there for you when you need her and a weak friend won’t stand with you when met with a force stronger than herself. You might think yourself clever, wooing a goddess who is rarely honored by your fellow man. All those resources will be wasted when a god stronger than she overrules her. Why do you suppose we divinities do not depend on the love of mortals? Why do your kings not depend on the goodwill of their peasantry? The strong master the weak, and those who think themselves great should aim for great friends in turn.”

The profound cynicism of this “advice” verging on rant interests you deeply. You wonder what must have happened to the goddess to make her think in this way.

>You talked about my divine ancestor, can you tell me about him?

She thinks about this one for a second seriously, closing her eyes.

“No. Your grandfather surely has his reasons for not telling you who he is. I respect the affairs of other gods and their children enough to not undermine his reasons in that way.” She opens her eyes again and gives you a knowing look, her playful tone so at odds with how she sounded on the mountain.

“Think to do the same yourself in the future.”
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>>5595440
>What we might do to help the realm of Peleus

She rolls her eyes, head bobbing exaggeratedly like a ship riding a wave.

“Don’t waste your time sucking up to my husband. He’s not long for this world. Hitching your wagon to dying causes is never wise.” You notice Achilles wincing.

“My son and his children are the future of the House of Peleus. Support them in battle, in debate, and behind closed doors and you will have allies more valuable than any others in the realm. Stand with them against their enemies, rally to them further friends, and you will enjoy much gain from it. Our goodwill is worth more than all the gold in the treasury of Agamemnon.”

>What service she might ask of us

She weaves her fingers together and rests her head on her hands. “Something exceedingly dangerous, which may win you great glory in doing it. A service of value not only to me and my children, but to all your fellow Hellenes. To say anything more would spoil the fun.” There is a kind of cruelty in her voice evidenced by her drawn out enunciation. You would shudder if you were not a man experienced in violence. You decide that speaking further with the goddess will only unsettle you more. She accepts your thanks and leaves you to your food. The remaining part of the lunch passes quickly.



“This was quite fun Lycomedes, but I really must be off. Treat my grandchildren well or you know what will happen.” And just like that, Thetis disappears in a cloud of mist leaving only an empty glass of wine and a chill in the room as evidence of her former presence.

With the lunch’s end Achilles and you make ready to depart the palace of Lycomedes. His goodbyes to his wife and children are not overly emotional, although you suspect the young man is only mastering himself for the sake of how his children and father-in-law will think of him during this long period away. Your own goodbyes are short and obligatory- you have made no friends on Skyros.



The walk down to the port is not long. Achilles has already made arrangements for both of you to sail to Megara, an immediate trip by a supposedly reliable captain. You suppose being Prince of Thessaly comes with plenty of advantages.



>Roll me 1d20, Bo3. Thetis pulling some weight for your trip comes with statistical advantages.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5595441
I am going to make vulgar gestures to the water. And no sea god will even notice. How disappointing.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>5595441

Well, we should maybe listen to Thetis and pick another Olympian to be our benefactor. She is basically telling us that the goddess of victory is a jobber, lol
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5595441
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>>5595448
I will say, the word of the author and the word of Thetis are not one and the same. She has biases of her own.

>>5595449
>17: good success, very nice.
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>>5595448
Although do we really trust her advice to be unbiased? Not only to her fellows but more specifically to us? More importantly, the greater gods would likely not take notice of us over our fellows until the time has passed where we would most need their attention.

>>5595450
kek, quicker on the draw
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>>5595450

She does seem super bitter so presumably she is the victim of some power play in her own right.
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>>5595448
I say we remain fervent and not lukewarm in our devotion and see how it plays out.
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>>5595467
1000%!!!!
Her bs about a weak friend is exactly that, bullshit. David slew Goliath despite his 'weakness.' Furthermore, to take Thetis' words as advice assumes that she is looking out for us. Let us not forget how she demanded a favour from us immediately... We are little more than a tool to her, and I would much rather stay devoted to Nike than take the word of a hydration harlot.
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>>5595448
>Rolled 7
hubris invites punishment
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>>5595500
Nike shows her displeasure.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

Thetis is shit, Nike is best girl.

Athos is best boy
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>>5595456
>victim of some power play in her own right
Yeah, we have to consider that she was once courted by Zeus and Poseidon until they heard the prophecy that her son would become greater than his father, and the gods knew what stronger sons did to their fathers.

So the gods arrange for her to marry a human, Peleus, she refuses this arrangement, but they subvert her by specifically telling Peleus how to hold her down while she tries to shapeshift until she consents to marry him. She doesn't get to choose who she marries or has a child with despite being divinity. And now she has the prophecy that her son will die young, which she also has to deal with. Some guesswork, but I'd assume she had friends among the gods who did nothing or not enough, in her opinion, concerning her marriage.

I can see why she has a chip on her shoulder.
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>>5595567
>Want to fuck a woman
>Be fearful that her child will honor the family tradition
>Tell some asshole to fuck her

I expect this level of cuckery from Zeus, he is a degenerate after all, but Poseidon too?
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>>5595603
Poseidon screwed Demeter as a horse. They're freaky. Zeus has given birth 2 times, Athena and Dionysus.
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>>5595448
>>5595454
There might be some level of truth in what she says.
But i wouldn't consider 100% what she said honest on Nike, still just for caution best to pray and honor more than one deity regardless.
Never put all the eggs in one place
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>>5595686
then we could pray to hades, Hephaestus or Hestia as they seem the most decent out of all the Greek gods that match what Thetis was talking about of being powerful
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>>5595692
Seems nice choices, and if they can help us in the war and in dealing with rivers even better. How would we honor them though ?
Because i can see honoring other gods through battle and victories, not so much the three H's (maybe Hades)
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>>5595696
Hephaestus would probably be the easiest to get the attention of out of those three, using weapons of war is just as important as making them after all. Hades just wouldn't give a shit unless it was to tell his brothers to fuck off or stop someone from screwing with the dead. And Hestia likely wouldn't care in the slightest until we finally got into the home-making scene. Though we might be able to endear her to us with the fact that we take our family as seriously as we do our glory seeking, which is to say very. Then again Hestia is also a big name, so.

Maybe if we suck off Hephaestus enough he'll give us a robot.

As far as garnering their favor? Probably the same way we do for every other choice. Just doing grand deeds and dedicating them. With the caveat that the more the deed falls in line with their domains/ideals the more they'll pay attention to it.

But I don't really know about anything, I'm just guessing.
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>>5595696
Could please Hades by becoming the creepy guy that makes it his personal duty to bury the dead after battle and ensure that enemy dead remain unsullied (the latter point might put us at odds with Achilles later lol)
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>>5595440
I love her metaphor for the Gods being like mortal Kings, because it's so wrong it exposes a massive weakness of the Gods
Coincidentally we should raze every shrine to any River Spirits and build shrines for Bridge and Dam Spirits
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>>5595692
You're not thinking like ancient man would. You should be asking what we can get from them -- Hephaestus and Hestia have little to offer us right now (and vice versa) while Hades is famous for keeping the dead where they are. We could ask for buried treasures or precious metals, but Nikon can't be that desperate for money.
So it would be out of character to make personal prayers to any of those three.
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>>5595721
Reminder that we can end up downgrading our downgrade further. Penalize the penalty. Dad died because he pissed off the rivers. That could very well be us if we needlessly antagonize the rivers. Much as they deserve it. So let's not. If we didn't have any promises to fulfill it'd be cool but we do.

If we took the crafty chargen option we could totally be known as a bridgebuilder when we'd design a better bridge just to spite the water. Sadly, we did not.
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>>5595450
And those advantages are not only numerous but also substantial. You arrive in half the time it took you to travel to Skyros, despite travelling (according to the captain) near the same distance. Only the best of transport for the most famed of the northern Hellenes.

That rotten bastard. Your chariot wasn’t delivered in Megara. According to the port master, the ship never even arrived here! You don’t know if he died at sea or decided to just make off with the better part of the belongings of a noble. You suppose it doesn’t matter if you know or not- either way, you’re out a great deal of amenities, without the wealth or credit to replace them or even the ability to seek restitution. Hopefully this won’t be too much of a blow to your reputation.

It doesn’t matter. You make for Mycenae, taking stops when you find a convenient enough campsite. You and Achilles march at a good pace for infantry, making many dozens of stades per day. It’s an easy pace to keep due to the state of the roads, but you find yourself dearly lacking the amenities you enjoyed with your chariot and the supplies strapped to it.

Achilles is somewhat sympathetic to your position, even if he can’t really understand it. No merchant alive is fool enough to cheat the scion of Peleus. And he has never approached “going without” in any respect. This is one of many things you have learned about the Prince as of late.

He is very young- in a way, despite the similarity in your ages, you find yourself taking the role of an older advisor to him. There’s a kind of guileless passion in most of what he does which is at odds with the sharp intellect he displays oftentimes, a lack of certain articles of knowledge your country noble upbringing would consider the most basic of common sense. He is also a incredibly charismatic man- he tends to get his way about where you camp or what you eat through simple discussion. It's not just the formal rhetoric either, but a personal magnetism which suffuses him at most all times.

And by furious Ares, he is an impossibly dangerous fighter. Nisa did not jest. You and he have sparred a little bit- just wrestling and practicing in full armor- and he is thoroughly your better. His technique is more efficient than yours, he is worlds faster than you, but most surprisingly he is even substantially stronger than you. The reputation he currently enjoys frankly undersells his skill at arms. You have little doubt he could kill you, and almost any other man alive, with less trouble than you crushed him at Petteia with.
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>>5595734
You also gain a sense of the Prince’s mentality over the weeks. A tinge of melancholy accompanies most all of what he does. He seems… fatalistic in a way. A clear supposition of his is that everything happens the way it does out of necessity, that the Fates have prewritten his and your every act. The belief is at odds with your sensibilities concerning your own agency, but any discussion you have stays shallow. But he, like you, desires nothing other than to live up the glory his ancestry demands of him. He wants to be known as truly the best of the Hellenes- an ambition you cannot claim to share, but wholly respect.



The roads from Megara to Mycenae are full of men. Soldiers, merchants, peasants, lords- by the hundreds and by the thousands the Peloponnese abounds with humanity. It is quite unlike home. Even when you traveled past Phthia, the Myrmidon patrols were accompanied with broad empty stretches of northern road. Here, in the southlands, you couldn’t throw a stone without hitting a sojourner of some kind.

It is also a wealthy land. The clothes here are finer on average- less homespun, more professional tailoring with quality dyes. The people are a little fatter, a bit less wary of strangers. Even the buildings tend to be bigger and newer, a seeming marker of growth and stability in the lands of Agamemnon.

Speaking of him, you and Achilles must first visit the court of Agamemnon upon your entry into the great city. How do plan to approach that?

>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.

>You brought Prince Achilles. Why not just let him do more of the talking- this way you might both avoid the risk of insulting King Agamemnon while also getting credit for bringing Achilles in. Of course, this might also present you as a more passive actor which you may not want.

>There is no need for a simpering, overrefined affect. You plan to be straight with Agamemnon about what you’ve done and what you plan to do for his great army.

>Something else?
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>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.

If we let him do the talking people will forget we are even there.
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>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.

Two extremely proud people Achilles and Agamemnon are. The gods save Nikon from dealing with their egos.

>older advisor role
Hope we can make the most of it.
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>>5595721
No, is a fool mission and will only put us in a early grave. The war will likely give us new enemies too, i prefer to reduce their numbers instead of increasing it.

>>5595719
A bit difficult with so many dead in battles

>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.
We need money asap
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>>5595735
>You brought Prince Achilles. Why not just let him do more of the talking- this way you might both avoid the risk of insulting King Agamemnon while also getting credit for bringing Achilles in. Of course, this might also present you as a more passive actor which you may not want.

let's be cool by association, much better that being retarded or a simp
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>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.
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>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.
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>>5595735

>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.

A bit shocking that Achilles literally outclasses us in all physical traits, plus his charisma is sky-high as well.

Seems like we can really only compete with him in a mental level.
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>>5595765
Achilles is, after all, the last great Hellenic hero. Further, for the most part only your statline and traits are dynamic- this means you feel a bit weaker now than you actually could be.
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>>5595765
>A bit shocking
eh is Achilles it's not shocking at all, he is above the great majority of heroes.
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>>5595747
>We need money asap

Hear me out, Pettia gambling. It’s been mentioned we look like a brute. Therefore, we might be able to grift some riches off some nobles. Just have to find the wealthiest folk willing, as this can only work for a short time.
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>>5595791
that's a very good idea, there is a lot of nobles and lords at the moment here and more are coming. They should be all far more loaded than us
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>>5595791

This is actually a REALLY good idea. We probably make a little Kleos this way as well.
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>>5595791
>We just don't go to war and spend all our time gambling fools out of their money instead
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>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.
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>>5595807
>All heroes and soldier fight extra hard just to get back all the money they lose
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>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.

The anons are learning, and yeah us trying to pull off a gambling scheme is peak time for more money, especially if we get stuck with a 10-year-long siege.
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>>5595836
>instead of odysseus building a horse, we win the walls of troy from king priam
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>>5595850
I only now noticed that you have a name. I feel like I'm blind.
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>>5595735

Oh, and if we solve our financial situation, we should hire a runner to let our sister know that we’re alright so far, and hire a tutor to teach us reading and writing?

I know we can’t earn the “Literate” trait, but I’m hoping we can at least learn to read and write Greek in a shorter timeframe.
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>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.
If this doesn't work, I don't know what will.
>>5595791
Sounds good, since I don't think were close enough with Achillies to ask for some money.
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Tbh I wonder how all this treatment so far will have an effect on Nikon, given his expressed insecurities about his lack of fame >>5579615
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>>5595735
>You brought Prince Achilles. Why not just let him do more of the talking- this way you might both avoid the risk of insulting King Agamemnon while also getting credit for bringing Achilles in. Of course, this might also present you as a more passive actor which you may not want.
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>>5595854
>We pay some guys to move some big ass rock and put them at the doors of troy
>Then we make our own wall around the city
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>>5595735
>>There is no need for a simpering, overrefined affect. You plan to be straight with Agamemnon about what you’ve done and what you plan to do for his great army.

Let them be mad
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>>5595771
That extra 25% divinity in his blood is putting in work.
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>>5595857
It fucked with me too when I did.
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>>5595735
>You have pissed off two kings already- anything other than “polite, formal, and utterly respectful of courtly customs” is off the table as an approach.

I think it's appropriate for us to take a brief hiatus on talking a lot. We've gotten ourselves in enough trouble for now.
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>>5595791
Gambling has always been a downtime activity for soldiers with more money than discipline, and I planned to let you seriously play to make some dosh

But remember, card sharks and chess hustlers are not the most popular of men...


>>5595743
>>5595746
>>5595747
>>5595750
>>5595757
>>5595765
>>5595824
>>5595850
>>5595882
>>5595999
>Address yourself to the king, but only in an obsequious and safe way

>>5595748
>>5595894
>A Prince is worth a thousand words

>>5595933
>Hoes mad

>I see the way the wind is blowing. Writing. Update later today, maybe in an hour, maybe in four
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>>5596052
Don't we need a roll for this interaction or am I missing something?
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>>5596058
This is planning your approach- you'll have to talk it over with Achilles as well. You also need to enter the city. I just couldn't do all of that in the same update.
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>>5596058
Maybe it's an automatic success
inb4 it was an auto-fail option like trying Kleos on the gates
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>>5596067
Damn. Should have gone in with the cock out option. "Yo nigga you said you needed some real Gs to fuck them Trojan sissies. I pulled up.". I am sure he would appreciate the candid nature of it.

Being autistic probably would have given us the option to literally say "You called, I came."
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>>5596058
>As a matter of fact, this gives me an idea. May as well settle this now.

>Do you want to attempt to get Achilles to follow your lead?

>Yes

>No
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>>5596099
>No
I honestly can’t see it working
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>>5596099
>No
Let him do his own thing
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>>5596099
>No
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>>5596099

>no.

We should be polite, humble, and speak only to name ourselves at the appropriate time? Basically, adhere to formality as best as we know how.

Achilles would probably have much more experience interacting with kings and deities, better to follow his lead.
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>>5596099
>No

We need to prove to ourself capables of successful talking with a king.

(Achilles please please have my back if everything go down to shitown)
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>>5596099
>No

I don't think it would be appropriate considering Achillies is technically our prince, right? Also I would hope he'd have a better grasp on how things work among the southern lords.
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>>5596099
>No

Because we can't and also maybe he'd appreciate someone not trying to helicopter parent after being with his mother for a while.
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>>5596121
>better to follow his lead.
Lol, LMAO even.

>>5596126
He is, but it would be more like a suggestion between friends about method. The vote is unclear which is my B- it isn't about Achilles letting you do all the talking, its about trying to get him to kowtow like you will.
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>>5596141
Oh.
Then lets to talk to Achilles.

>Yes

Change may vote ->5596123
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>>5596141

Uh, I see what you’re getting at.

Achilles could be a bit of a diva, if I’m remembering my Iliad. Maybe best to try to convince him to go in modest and stay chill then.

>>5596121

Changing my vote to yes
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>>5596141
Changing vote to yes.
>>5596101
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>>5596141
Well in that case I'll change my vote to yes as well. May cooler heads prevail.
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>not just letting achilles draw aggro
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>>5596099
>No

>>5596181
He's politically bulletproof. We, on the other hand, are not.
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>>5596188
>He's politically bulletproof.
I feel that is more a case of "Bullet, Spear and swordproof" more that political
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>>5596181
Alongside Patroklos and Phoinix we can make a trio of telling Achilles:
>Bro, don't murder him.
>Bro, get out of the tent.
>Bro, give back Hector's body.
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>>5596202
"Yeah that was a mistake. I will bring the body to the city, I promese bro."

>Picrel we waiting at the gate of Troy for Achilles
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I wonder if we had chosen the prophet father that was cursed by Apollo and chose to romance and have children with Cassandra, would they turn out with extra seer powers?
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>>5596225
>They knew they were going to be born before they even existed.
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>>5596226
>A pre-born.
HE WHO CONTROLS THE TIN CONTROLS THE HELLENES.
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>>5596233
>We romance their mother was their plan all along
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>>5596225
You would have. The super-psychic descendants ending was one I dreamt up early in the planning process. Alas, it will never be now.

>>5596233
>I've never been a Dune guy, but conflating Hellas with the universe is based
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>>5595981
Congratulations, what other way to make a name for myself, than the one almost no one would have noticed? :)
I hope it didn't mess you guys up to badly.
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>Yes
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>>5596245
Amphiraus + Augur + Favored by Apollo for maximum prophesy.
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>>5596252
Actually, maybe divine blood or even going for chosen would have given even more fate powers
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>>5596252
>the "I see everything and will now scream" build
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>>5596255
Seeing the death of everyone that you meet does that do a person
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>>5596255
>Takes down the Trojan heroes while screaming buck naked.
>Dodges every blow, hitting every weak point.
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Thinking about it, Amphiraus + Augur + Favored by Apollo + Born Under a Bad Sign, would be utter insanity.
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>>5596233
ENDYMION MUST AWAKEN
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>>5596252
>>5596255

Ah yes. The Konrad Curze grindset.
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>>5596099
>Yes
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>>5596259
>Vision of the future every thread
>2/100 chance of autosuccess
>Seeing birds during plot points
>Storing rerolls
>1 automatic success
>Something bad planned from Fates
If you add fresh blood
>Seeing magical beings everywhere
Schizo protag
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>>5596269
Mega extra bonus points for speaking exclusively in riddles occupying past, present and future tense simultaneously.
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>>5596252
>Amphiraus, Chosen of Apollo, Augur, Divine Blood, and BUABS would have been such a schizophrenic mess to write. It would have been fucking fun though; you would be seen as a walking-talking oracle cursed/blessed by the gods to reside in an impossible 4-D frame of mind.
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>>5596277
So a quest about Souv's writing his posts on qtg, got it
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>>5596277
>Nikandros take down a tree as a child, then kill a snake and move a stone out of place.
>Go back to screem in God-tier fear.
>Years later, the war become even more blooded, with deathless gods falling like mortals in a bloodbath like never has be see.
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>>5596275
Extra points for intentionally lying about the future, for shits and giggles, but people can't call the BS cause riddle speak.
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>>5596299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZojPeRjAeI

>prophet-kon when someone finally does call him out
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>>5596099
>No

If that vote is still on
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>>5595603
Poseidon is no better than Zeus. The only good brother is Hades, ironically. Dutiful and hardworking, always a gracious host to visitors, utterly devoted to his wife, never even tried to cheat on her, even when his mother in law threw a bitchfit and demanded that they be separated for half the time.

Hey, can we talk about maybe petitioning Hades in the future? He's one of the big ones, I don't think he has any current favourites, and having the god of the dead and wealth on our side will be tremendously useful.
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>>5596260
When do we get to pull a Leto on our sister?
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>>5596349
4chan is falling apart
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>>5596349
Sorry I swear I read this comment before and thought it was reposted by the site
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Rolled 6, 3 + 8 = 17 (2d20 + 8)

>>5596315
>>5596188
>>5596133
>>5596119
>>5596102
>No

>>5596262
>>5596251
>>5596173
>>5596152
>>5596148
>>5596146
>Yes

>A very narrow vote, let's see if you can convince Achilles
>Roll me 1d20, Bo3, to defeat my 2d20+8
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>>5596358
Never. We're pulling a Chris Redfield.
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>>5596397
Dropped my name again. Posting in other threads while QMing is such a pain
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>>5596349
We don't seek wealth though. Or dying. Checkmate.

I just don't think he would intervene except for the handful of instances of the corpses of heroes being fucked with. Which he would probably do even if he didn't have a champion in the game.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>5596397
Does our +1 will come into play? Or is that solely the "defensive" social stat?
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>5596397

Yo Achillidawgg be chill son
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>>5596393
>>5596396
It really is falling apart, I responded to what it showed as one of the last posts, and then a few dozen more appeared along with my post.
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>>5596403

Haha holy shit.

Homer, will we eventually get some sort of narrative recognition for successful diplomacy rolls despite our extremely mediocre CHA?
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>>5596407
Maybe we just have advantage against Achilles. Maybe he really is our destined bro.
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>>5596403
Depends on the circumstance. I take "imposing your will" on someone literally with respect to certain contested rolls: unsubtly trying to get someone to do what you want because its what you want is a will check.

>>5596407
No, because you've only been moderately successful at it. Maybe if Peleus/Thetis/Lycomedes had gone well.
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>>5596401
He has allowed heroes to bend the rules regarding the dead. Orpheus and Eurydice, as just one example. And wealth is not just money, though I'll have to remind you we are currently penniless and planning to go into gambling to make cash. He also has nifty gear that he has lent out. His Helm of Invisibility, for example, would be tremendously useful even for a short time.
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>>5596407
>Nikandros is so... Straightforward, direct and... Not so bright that people trust that he don't have underhand motives
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>C'mon lads, one more roll so I can get on with writing. Degrees of success matter!
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>>5596397
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>>5596421

Wew, we are the Achilles-whisperer
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>>5596421
You see, that's what I'm talking about
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>>5596421
based
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>>5596410
Ah so butting heads instead of swaying hearts. Gotcha.

>>5596412
And the example you gave isn't a useful one for us. He's not gonna let us walk out of his realm if we die. I was referring more to the fact that people tried to trash a few corpses during the war and it simply didn't work, that would likely have been the extent of his intervention.

We also won't be needing the money once we get Agamemnon to pay for our few troops as he promised in his call to arms. Naturally that won't last on the return trip but by then we'll have been able to loot some shit to cover expenses until we got back home I'm sure.

I'm just saying that Hades has almost no reason to give a shit in the first place about the conflict. It has nothing to do with him.

>>5596421
Damn son
>achilles and nikandros: power team
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>>5596421
>Friendship ended with Patroklos. Nikandros is my best friend now.
t. Achilles eventually if we keep at it
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>>5596421
>be Patroklos
>doing stuff
>"Oh, Achilles! How was-"
>Achilles now has a now bro that he never you have see before.

He gonna think we are a spy, that we drug him or some thing
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>>5596430
>And the example you gave isn't a useful one for us. He's not gonna let us walk out of his realm if we die.
Anon, a self resurrection is not the only possibility. Remember, Achilles, oure current best bud, is fated to die young. But fate has nothing to say about what happens next. If we have Hades's favour, bringing him back won't be impossible. Not even you disagreed about his baseball cap. And if money is no concern, why are we planning to gamble?

Most gods don't give a shit about something, until they do. With all the dead there, and all the Olympians interfering, he's bound to take notice. And even if it was completely irrelevant to his portfolio, which it isn't, if we become his favoured, he will care because of us.
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>>5596441
That is cool, as long as we keep our fervor for VICTORY and ROCKDADDY
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>>5596441
If he is fated to die then he is fated to stay dead. Most prophecies aren't really open ended like that. I'd love for the opportunity but it sounds like wishful thinking to me. That being said if people want to go for it I certainly won't try and hold them back.

As for the relics he could offer us, obviously they'd be useful. Wargear is always a plus. But it's a matter of actually getting it or being led to it. The money on the other hand is that I think people may have just forgot we don't quite need it -right now-. Unless we're planning on getting some extra stuff on the side. And because making up for losses (fucking greedy merchant) is just prudent.

Hades in particular though is very distant and gives almost zero shits about the realm of mortals. So long as funerary rites are followed. Getting his favor in the first place is even harder than the other big names save the truly arrogant ones. He has no desire for reverence.

Maybe I'm just crazy and paranoid about sunk cost and all.
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>>5596453

Agree with your point about Hades simply not giving a fuck and therefore being a poor target, but people have been rescued from the Greek afterlife before…

Anyways, I’ve been thinking a bit about what Thetis said - Nike is probably still a good god to devote our stuff too in the short term, but she might be most useful to “introduce” us to a bigger player, maybe even our grandpa?
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>>5596460
>but people have been rescued from the Greek afterlife before
I don't recall them being subjects of a prophecy that just says they'll die though. But this is off of the top of my head so anyone who remembers better should feel free to correct me. Achilles in particular though is a "this OR" situation though. If he gains glory and dies in the process he's done, because the OR of the prophecy states he will live long and in obscurity. You can't have both and have an accurate prophecy.

You know I'd shit my pants if our Grandpa was Hades. The egg would be on my face so hard it'd sink into my skull. But that's certainly a plan. Nike would probably be more forthcoming about our heritage than tidal twat over there at least.
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>>5596460
Only the living have ever been rescued. For example, Theseus, but it took Heracles to do that.
Orpheus got closer than anyone to rescuing a dead person, but he failed at the last step and had to kill himself to reunite with his wife.
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>>5596431
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>>5596470
Hell yes.
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>>5596451
Based and RockyVictorypilled
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>>5596453
>If he is fated to die then he is fated to stay dead
Nope, greek fate does not work like that. His death is fated, we cannot prevent him from dying, but there really is nothing stopping a resurrection because fate says nothing about it. Oedipus was fated to kill his dad and fuck his mom, but that didn't mean he'd be fucking her for the rest of his life.

I'm also not sure why you all insist so much about Hades giving no fucks. Gods like Athena, Hera, Aphrodite and Poseidon had personal reasons to get involved, but others like Apollo or Artemis didn't. They intervened because the mortals that they favoured asked them to. Hades is not some kind of dispassionate autist, he has been known to favour mortals like the already mentioned Orpheus. He even tried to defend a city from Heracles for reasons I cannot remember and got wounded in the attempt. He usually steerd clear if mortal affairs because mortals were afraid of him, but we're not afraid of death, are we? It will not be easy, but he can listen.
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>>5596469
>Only the living have ever been rescued
Admetus and Alcestis. Alcestis died in place of her husband and got brought back from the dead by Heracles. He wrestled Thanatos for it, but he couldn't have done if Hades had decided to block him.

Incidentally, Orpheus and Eurydice, and Admetus and Alcestis prove that Hades had a soft spot for devoted lovers who got separated against their will, probably because they reminded him of his own circumstances with his wife. And Achilles has a very devoted wife who could help with that appeal.
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>>5596501
>Hades giving no fucks
"strong Haides (Hades), pitiless in heart, who dwells under the earth"
Looking into the Hesiod, but I don't quite see how you can sway the god of death to release a subject from his domain unless one is literally Orpheus.

How many people do you think have tried to supplicate him for a loved one? Also, wouldn't that separate Achilles from Patroclus in the afterlife? The man came back as a ghost to tell Achilles to bury his ashes with him.
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Might be possible with enough 20s, tho. The dice laugh at death and gods.
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>>5596511

Hmm, that’s an insightful angle. Hades as a romantic?

Well, I don’t think we should discard Hades as an option but it still seems to me that we need to understand the political situation on Olympus better. What if our grandpa is aligned with the Trojans? Could fuck everything up for us if he starts “helping”. Nike could at least give us some up to date intelligence because she is hanging around Zeus all day.
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>>5596501
Death and fucking someone are two very different wheelhouses. Namely because you can't stop being dead. But that still doesn't matter for Achilles specifically. His comes with conditions.

Because Hades doesn't give any fucks. He let himself be saddled with the underworld while his brothers argued and fought over their positions, and the prestige they are due. He could have made a stink but he didn't, he just went with it.

Apollo and Artemis are also notably nosy and like to get involved with things a lot. Apollo especially. But their favored mortals were favored before the war began to rage. We would be working for favor rather than having it and drawing their attention from the get go.

>he likes people who are openly passionate
>stays in his house as much as he can
>wants to spend all his time doing his hobbies
>likes it quiet and calm
Shit Hades is actually autistic.
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>>5596397
>>5596421

You’ve learned in the course of your journey to this city that the tempers of kings and goddesses are easily roused. With Agamemnon, both the High King of the Hellenes and the overall commander of the army you intend to join, you will leave nothing to chance that might provoke him. This includes your companion, Achilles, whose actions you suspect could reflect on you in the short term.

You are not far from the walls of the city if the increasing traffic of merchants is any indication. Now is the time to talk.

“Hey Achilles.”

“Yes, Nikandros?”

“How do you plan to introduce yourself to Agamemnon? Because I think it important that we present ourselves in the right way during this first meeting.”

“I agree that this will be a very important introduction- I planned to tell him that I deigned to join his force out of respect for the honor of his kingly Brother Agamemnon, that I planned to bring fifty ships and twenty-five hundred of my Myrmidons to supplement his forces, and that he would do well to respect the authority of we lords who have rightly commanded armies in deadly battle. Better to put him in his place from the very start.” So, he planned to antagonize Agamemnon right out of the gate. And drag you into it.

“… are you sure that would be wise Prince Achilles? He will be the overall leader of the expedition- surely it would do to acknowledge his supreme position?” He snorts.

“Supreme position? Agamemnon, who rules the world from a gilded palace, who has never fought in the press of the front-line, who is king only because of the treachery of his kin-slaying father- it is he you think will occupy the supreme position in the army? You are twice the man that peacock is, and the only supreme position he rests in is atop all those with unmerited pride.” Contempt drips from every line. You must word this delicately.

“Whatever his personal qualities are, should you not pay a thought to the cohesion of the army? The southrons will obey his every command, and we northerners will surely heed yours- if you and he are at loggerheads, the army itself will be split in twain.” Achilles nods in reply to this.

“A fair point, but precedent demands that the army be ruled by council rather than by individuals. So long as we coordinate at the highest level, cohesion on down will follow.”

“And will cohesion at the highest level not require cooperation between the different factions? Cooperation which would be impossible if you and he were enemies?” Again he nods.

“Well struck Nikandros.” You continue to lay it on him.

“Furthermore, Achilles, however little you respect the man he is High King. His rule is blessed by Zeus himself- rebellion against his order is rebellion against the Olympian order itself.” He grunts in assent at this point.
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>>5596522
>Shit Hades is actually autistic.
He also carried off Persephone without ever talking to her. Just went up to Zeus and asked for his blessing and then popped out of the ground and snatched her.
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>>5596529
“You speak well Nikandros- fighting the gods themselves is beyond even me. So be it, I will pay him his due honor. Whatever you say, though, I won’t kneel before him.” This last concession you decide not to fight for. Hopefully Agamemnon won’t mind it.

The walls of Mycenae are just as tall as you remember from your investiture four years ago. Inside of them are buildings and people unnumbered- merchants and slaves and craftsmen and smiths and priests and every other sort of commoner. The gates are open, and as you pass the stationed guards do not even ask a perfunctory question. Divinely-blooded nobles must have become too common to doubt in the last few months.

The city is loud and grand, the streets are dirty but well-used. You and Achilles pay this part of the capital no mind- your destination is deeper, near the hill that marks its epicenter.

The citadel is what really impresses you- a grand edifice of stone, built into the side of a cliff. Its walls are even higher than those of the city proper. It is something which could not be built in a generation or three. The traditional hall of the High Kings of Hellas, the Mycenean Palace antedates even the oldest stories sung by the bards- it is even older than some of the gods on high!

Here you are stopped by a trio of guards wearing gleaming bronze, helms crested with purple-dyed horsehair. You suppose them to be Agamemnon’s personal guard.

“State your persons and business my lords.” Achilles steps forward.

“I am Achilles Peleides, Prince of Thessaly, come to declare myself and my fifty ships to the cause of Agamemnon against the treacherous Alexandros and his Trojan brethren.” Now it is your turn.

“I am Nikandros Hippomedion, a noble of Thessaly, come to declare myself and my ship against the walls of Ilion”.

Will finish this update later tonight, just wanted to drop this part first
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>>5596522
>>he likes people who are openly passionate
>>stays in his house as much as he can
>>wants to spend all his time doing his hobbies
>>likes it quiet and calm
>Shit Hades is actually autistic.

I was thinking more about a stay-at-home, middle-age woman. But autist work too
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>>5596511
The Bibliotheca claims that, alternatively, Persephone took pity on Alcestis and had her restored to life. That would make Persephone the romantic with a soft spot for lovers and Hades the hardcore autist with a soft spot for his wife.
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>>5596529
>How do you plan to introduce yourself to Agamemnon?
>out of respect for the honor of his kingly Brother Agamemnon
Was that suppose to say Menelaus?
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>>5596531
>>5596533
>>5596541
We've cracked the code.

>>5596542
>tfw Agamemnon cloned himself
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>>5596542
Yes. FUCK.
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>>5596547
>homie rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F19l4DpA2UY
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>>5596515
>How many people do you think have tried to supplicate him for a loved one?
People? Many I bet, but no one cares about commoners. Heroes? I know of no one who wanted it and wasn't given the chance.
>Also, wouldn't that separate Achilles from Patroclus in the afterlife?
It would, but Greeks have more than one meaning and word for love. Eros was romantic, passionate love, agape was the love shared between a devoted and wife, philia was the love between best friends. Hades had no friends among the gods, he couldn't have cared about philia. But he deeply loved his wife, in both the eros and agape sense.

>>5596521
>Hades as a romantic?
He was the most devoted Olympian husband, the only one who never cheated on her. Even Hephaestus had multiple loverd. How could he not be a romantic when he behaved so radically different from all his peers?

>>5596522
>Namely because you can't stop being dead.
Unless you get resurrected.
>Because Hades doesn't give any fucks
You are mistaking being humble and dutiful to not giving a fuck. He has given fucks on multiple occasions.

>he likes people who are openly passionate
>stays in his house as much as he can
>wants to spend all his time doing his hobbies
>likes it quiet and calm
>Shit Hades is actually autistic.
Shit, when you put it that way, I can only agree. An autist who got the girl of his dreams even though he didn't know how to properly court her. It explains everything, even the fact that other gods think he's weird and shun him for no real reason.

>>5596541
Plausible, but it still works for us. We just got to get the favour of either the autist-in-chief or his waifu.
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>>5596544
>Agamemnon cloned himself

>Has to leave his throne
>Dont trust in anyone alse to rule in his place

Is only natural
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>>5596532
No mention of the walls being Cyclopean in origin? We should have someone read us some history, we have gaping holes in our knowledge.
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>>5596555
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>Achilles's life literally depends on us convincing him not to cheat on his wife and become a volcel for ten years so that the autistic king of the underworld can relate to him and let him go back to her
Gonna be a challenge, that's for sure.
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>>5596544
>>5596555
If Agamemnon had more than a handful clones, he could have formed some kind of 'clone army' and fought Troy without sitting on a council. He should've asked the Kaminoi for help.
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>>5596566
No
The walls of Troy are a challenge. You can't go through, so the option are tha gates, over then or under them. But at the end of the day is just a wall.

To do what you are planing we will need divine intervention, everyday.

But if we manege to do it and we dedicate it to Nike, we could reach godhood
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>>5596551
>Unless you get resurrected.
But that's not you stopping being dead. That's someone bringing you back. You dig?

What he does with Persephone in the bedroom is none of my business. But perhaps you are right.

>the autist who got the girl
He really is the best god bar none. Now we gotta revere him. Damn.

>>5596574
Then he'd probably have an army several hundreds of thousands strong. With many millions more on the way. I don't think some rinky-dink coalition of city-goers could have stopped him then.
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>>5596574
Think about that for a second.

In a army full of Agamemnons, how will they decide who is in change?

Their collective egos might crush troy, though.
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>>5596566
Gods preserve Nikon. How does one tell the man who looks like a statue and has a ton of charisma to stop sleeping with people?
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>>5596584
Easy, we'll just fuck all the women before Achilles gets the chance. So hard and fiercely that they cannot withstand any more ministrations from anyone for a time.

Someone call Dionysus. We're gonna need some backup.
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>>5596586
Then how will we find the time to find sis a husband after they keep on dying?
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>>5596588
We'll bring the women to the battlefield so we can keep watch at the same time. We can multitask. Our tactical genius knows no bounds.
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>>5596586
>be commoner
>go back home
>your wife is being fucked by some gigant
>"Sorry bro but Achilles gonna pass by town in two days."
>"Call your cousin please"
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>>5596594
>It is estimated that roughly two thirds of all Greeks today share a single common ancestor...
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>>5596595
>Zeus: All as planed, now all these heroes gonna die and mankind will be easy to rule.
>By the end of the war there are more demigods that were when the war begun
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>>5596582
>the autist who got the girl
>He really is the best god bar none. Now we gotta revere him. Damn.

>Be me, Hades, the eldest brother
>Always been different from my siblings. I don't really understand them, they don't like talking to me and I don't like talking to them
>Still fight the titans with them, they're my family and I love them even if I can't show it properly
>We win, divide the world
>They give me the shitty underground part that no one else wants
>Joke's on them, I like the peace and quiet. Ruling over the dead is great too, they all have to follow MY rules now!
>Aeons pass
>See a girl up on the surface
>She's cute. Cute!
>Why does the thought of not being with her hurt so much? Is this... love?
>I must have her! Life is suffering without her!
>What do, what do?
>Ask her father, who is also my little brother and the head honcho for her hand in marriage
>He agrees!
>Now just gotta tell her the good news, but the thought of talking to her makes me more anxious than fighting the titans did
>What do, what do?
>Got it! Chicks dig strong, confident dudes, right? That's what little bro has always said, and he's very successful with the ladies
>Open up a sinkhole in front of the love of my life, appear in front of her riding my finest chariot and cloaked in all my dread majesty and grab her.
>She screams. That's a good thing, right?
>Right?
>Take her to my palace, offer to make her queen of the underworld (she's already queen of my heart}. Little bro said chicks dig power.
>She hesitates. Offer her pomegranate seeds. Little bro said chicks dig gifts.
>She... she accepts! She eats out of my palm! It's the happiest day of my life!
>Thanks little bro, you're the best!
>Wait, what's this?
>Who dares interrupt my honeymoon? YOU SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE KING OF THE UNDERWORLD
>Oh, it's the winged mailman guy with a message from little bro.
>I bet he wants to congratulate me for my marriage. Gotta remember to thank him for everything he's done for me, mom said I should be polite
>Wait, what did the scroll say?
>What
>What
>WHAT
>Her mother wants her back, or she'll kill everyone! That BITCH!
>Little bro doesn't want everyone to come to me and commands me to give her back. That BASTARD!
>I hate you little bro, you're the worst!
>I have to let her go, can't disobey little bro
>I hate you little bro, you're the worst!
>She's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. This sucks more than being eaten by dad
>She's back! She has to spend half of every year with her BITCH of a mother, but she'll stay with me for the other half!
>She'll stay with me!
>Having her for half the time is still pretty cool.
>Everything is perfect while she's here. I think about her all the time while she's away. It makes solitude bearable.
>That could have gone worse.
t. Hades's personal diary, probably
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>>5596613
Godly
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>>5596613
I just had the idea that everyone thinks Hades has this aura of dread and calm confidence isn't because he's some stalwart guy but because he just has trouble emoting with his face and is constantly confused as to why everyone around him behaves like they do.

>"Don't fuck with him, he's a bad dude."
>"Oh fuck he's looking this way bro."
>[There is something in his hair. What is it? If he'd stop moving his head I could tell. Why is he shaking so much?]
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>>5596617
Hades got that resting face of doom.
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>>5596619
You turn a corner and see a face like this staring you down. I'd shit my pants too.
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>>5596642
Here's a close contender.
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>>5596642
>>5596646
Nice

Are we greek jesus?
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>>5596653
Not sure.
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>>5596532

The guard reacts much more strongly to Achilles than to you. Rather than question you further, he calls for the gates to be opened. Well-built gates! Gods, each plank of them looks like a hewn tree trunk, with iron fastenings and two crossbars securing the whole. A gate like that could stop up a whole army- or, so it is said, even Heracles himself. Heracles who surmounted the walls of old Ilion, Heracles who sacked cities unnamed in the far west and east.

It’s a venerable location, and more importantly to you a defensible one. Taking the walls surrounding the greater city would be hard going already. Cracking the citadel would be practically impossible without building giant platforms to climb the walls with, on account of their smoothness. Perhaps, if one needed to, the cliff face making up the back wall could be descended by an elite force? Even that would be rock climbing the likes of which you have never even thought to attempt. The architecture of this place gives compelling reason for why the High Kings of the Hellenes and the Kings of Mycenae have been one and the same for untold generations.

The interior of the citadel is neither as luscious as that of Lycomedes nor as opulent as that of Peleus. Yet there is a sense of immense labor in everything- the very stones you walk on are the finest of masonry, the walls are close-fitted without mortar, the trees and shrubs of the gardens are perfectly kempt, the slaves wear clothes finer than your own. You continue walking upwards to the royal hall, which is situated at the summit of the citadel.

The doors of the main hall are finely carved, images of previous kings and the gods decorating them. Before the doors stands an elderly man with a long beard. He addresses you.

“I am Dexios, steward of the royal household. You mean to meet the King, correct?” You and Achilles nod your assent.

“Very well. Follow me- I shall announce you to him, he will address you, and from there you will be free to speak.” Achilles tenses a little at this but voices no disagreement.

Dexios leads you into the hall- and a stately hall it is. Richly embroidered banner of silver, gold, and purple, fine statues of kings past, and the throne.

The throne is plain stone, yet it seems the most valuable thing in the room. Its edges are perfect, its face seamless. Agamemnon sits on top of it.

Agamemnon is tall, his beard trimmed and black. His robes obscure his build, but the cut of his jaw implies strength. Atop the throne he appears more like a god than a man- he has an almost harsh glare, his attention directed to the man at your side. You kneel and bow your head before the King- Achilles remains standing, meeting Agamemnon’s stare with a glowering look of your own.
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>>5596657
“My Lord Agamemnon, I announce to you Achilles of Thessaly, Prince of Phthia, who declares himself arrived to pledge an army to your eastern campaign, and Nikandros of Thessaly, who declares himself to pledge a ship to your eastern campaign.” Agamemnon does not appear moved by either announcement. He begins to speak.

“It is a true gift of Zeus that you have come Prince- I had heard you disappeared from Phthia under suspicious circumstances. Yet here you appear, almost unannounced, like a god. Speak truly- are you Achilles, son of Peleus and Thetis, or some god garbed in his likeness?”

“Do not doubt my identity mighty Agamemnon- I would not miss this great war for anything. Behind me come my soldiers and commanders, all veterans of the northern border wars. We shall provide for ourselves and aid you in revenging yourself on Troy and her princes. Besides me stands my companion Nikandros, who I fully credit for my present participation in the campaign.” Agamemnon turns his gaze to you, clearly reevaluating you in light of Achilles’ revelation.

“And you, Nikandros, why are you here?” Without rising you answer him.

“To pledge my own strength, and that of my men, to your noble cause. The Trojans have committed a sin against the law of Zeus and have insulted all of Hellas through the harm they have done to your great brother Menelaus. Lord of men, I am at your disposal.” Nothing about his face changes at this response.

“I thank you both for your pledge. You both may inform your forces that the great army gathers at Aulis, by Euboea, whence we shall sail east. Achilles, you may go. Nikandros, stay- I’ve further questions for you.” Your heart drops.

Achilles again restrains himself- a mighty act of will you suspect- and instead turns to leave the hall. You, on the other hand, remain still as Dexios leads Achilles out. Only you and the most powerful man in Hellas remain in the hall.

“Tell me Nikandros- how did you find Achilles?”

>The truth and nothing but the truth. You do not trust yourself to lie here.

>Play it up a little. You slew fifty bandits on the road, crushed the Prince and the nobles of Skyros, and weathered the wrath of Thetis without trouble. (or add your own bullshit if you like)

>Lie- either to protect yourself, or Achilles’s reputation (how?)

>Something else?
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>>5596659
>The truth and nothing but the truth. You do not trust yourself to lie here.
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Maybe don't mention Achilles' children.
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>>5596659
>>The truth and nothing but the truth. You do not trust yourself to lie here.
By simply asking the right questions to the right people, and a cunning ruse toward the end. Truly the mind is a fearsome tool. Also Peleus is a dick so it's his fault we went looking.
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>>5596556
Ackshually, the walls were made by Zeus on behalf of Perseus after Perseus accidently burned down the palace of the old Minoan-era kings of the region. Mycenae's walls are like Troy's in this way. The Cyclopean thing is a late enough idea that I feel comfortable disregarding it.

>>5596613
Wow, the first bit of autistic greentext for my quest. Thank you anon, this is a touching gift.

>>5596642
>>5596646
>>5596654
Thanks anon! Aside from the arm in the first pic, these are really good for AI art. 1 & 2 are too opulent in dress, his eyes are largely brown rather than blue, and the beard from 1 and hair from 3 are what I imagine. As for the face... idk, I just imagine something a little rougher. These are closer to what I would expect of Hector/Paris. Not uglier per-se, but closer to the face of a giant strongman. Y'know?
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>>5596668
Oh for sure. But as his question was how we found Achilles and not the circumstances around Achilles' desire to remain unfound we probably won't mention that. Or that we jobbed to Thetis, either. Since we would have found him even without her making us her bitch.
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>>5596657
>look of your own
Oh my god these one-word typos are so aggravating. I swear I checked this one thoroughly.
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>>5596675
Thetis is disguising words in front of your very eyes. Very meddlesome.
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>>5596659
>>The truth and nothing but the truth. You do not trust yourself to lie here.
Like this anon say >>5596669

>Peleus get mad at us
>decide to search anyways
>talk with people
>get robbed by Fucking sealoving not-jew jews
>play some mindgames
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>>5596659
>The truth and nothing but the truth, except for Achilles' children. Emphasize the role Thetis played in spiriting him away.
>>5596673
There's an option to protect someone's reputation by lying, which means Nikon probably will go into those things by default. That's how I'm reading it.
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>>5596659
>>The truth and nothing but the truth. You do not trust yourself to lie here.
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>>5596688
>Good interpretation. If you want to lie, even by omission, do not vote for "The Truth and Nothing but The Truth"
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>>5596690
Still me[/spoiler
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>>5596690
rip then, I suppose my interpretation of his question was far too literal. The autist it would seem is me.

changing my vote
>>5596669
to this
>>5596688
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>>5596690
>Lie- either to protect yourself, or Achilles’s reputation (how?)
Changing vote to hide Achilles' children, Thetis warned us of discretion in godly families.
>>5596668
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>>5596657
>Well-built gates! Gods, each plank of them looks like a hewn tree trunk, with iron fastenings and two crossbars securing the whole.

Hey Homer, how much iron it there in this timeline? It is better that bronze?
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>>5596690
Change this vote then >>5596682

This
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>>5596669
+1
Yeah, it's difficult to wrangle the AI into giving you precisely what you want. I don't know how well it handles autistically descriptive run-on sentences. They make everyone look too flawless!
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>>5596697
I mean this fuck
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>>5596688
Changing to this! It's a wiser option.
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>>5596696
Adding onto this, what about peerless adamantine? Or maybe even orichalcum?
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>>5596672
What about this?
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kek this vote has devolved and gone sideways very quickly

As for a quick rundown of what we'll tell Agamemnon
>we rode to Peleus' city and found it locked down so we talked our way in
>we discovered Achilles was missing and attempted to talk to Peleus about finding him and he talked mad shit
>galvanized we decided to search anyway
>we spoke to a whore Achilles frequented and discovered he had friends in Skyros
>we went there and some grubby merchant stole our chariot that rat fucking bastard but we didn't know it yet
>talked our way into staying at Lycomedes' palace, obfuscating our investigation
>found Achilles but he was disguised greatly by Thetis' magic, we only knew it was him because we are keen on warriors and noticed his build was unusual even despite the disguise
>arranged a game of petite titties to draw out Achilles' competitive spirit
>upon defeating him in the game we ousted we knew his identity and encouraged him to come with us to war
>Lycomedes was not keen on this development, he did not know Achilles was on his island, Thetis' doing
>we set sail to here and found out our chariot and possessions were stolen gods-damn the merchant

And here we are? That's actually quite a bit, really.
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>>5596704
They are like trying to marry a supermodel who don't even talk your idiom. I don't even know what you are talking about but I know just by the names that we would have better luck finding gold on our boots
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>>5596710
>yfw nikon steps on a gold nugget or a chunk of decorative work on the way out of the city
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>>5596696
I'm not going to lie anon, the first part of your question doesn't make immediate sense to me. As for is it better- well, I'm no metallurgist, but by my understanding iron in this period (~1300-1200 BCE) is a relatively precious material that simply cannot be smelted. Thus, working it requires heating and shaping not-quite-liquid iron which is not carbonized. Iron is therefore not useful in tools because of its softness, and is extremely expensive to work with. Yet it remains a technically superior building material in comparison to bronze- so iron-reinforced gates are analogous in quality to a modern door which is reinforced with titanium or some expensive alloy. Fun fact, one of the relic weapons you could have gotten was a high-carbon steel spear which would have straight up ignored armor boni.

>>5596704
Adamantine is understood to be an advanced steel alloy, accessible to the gods and generally only given as a gift by Hephaestus. As for orichalcum and other such things, those aren't really a tool-alloy and therefore probably exist but are utterly unidentifiable by Nikandros.

>>5596706
That's actually perfect, beautiful work anon.

>>5596707
Meh, I'll figure it out. Any vote that wants to substantially lie will be considered as a "lie" vote, and I'll work out the nuances later.

>I may as well say that this vote will close tomorrow.
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>>5596659
>>5596695
Agreed, the children are not germane to the question.
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>>5596714
>I'm not going to lie anon, the first part of your question doesn't make immediate sense to me

I was asking to know how special are iron weapons and tools, but you anser that.

That steel spear sound dope. When you choose the relic weapon trail, you can choose the relic? You have limited options? Or you have to roll to know the level of the relic?
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>>5596719
Limited options. No harm in saying so now, the options were going to be (from memory, because I wrote this on paper that is at home):

>Ring of Gyges: An invisibility ring. Need one say more?)

>Shield of Leto: Shield blessed by BOTH Artemis and Apollo, renders the user invulnerable to ALL ranged attacks. +3 on wound rolls besides, cannot be pierced/broken.

>The Sword of the Void: Sword which does 1d8 damage and heals the user for half the damage dealt. Has other inexplicable psychological effects like substantially lowering the Aristeia threshold. Rather cold to the touch, hungers for blood. Cannot be broken.

>Adamantine Spear: A gift of Hephaestus, made of an unknown alloy. 1d12 damage, nullifies non-magical armor/shield boni, cannot be broken.
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>>5596725
>Shield of Leto
Literally the perfect tool for Achilles not to die.
>Ring of Gyges
Invisible giant stomping all around. Terrifying.
>The Sword of the Void
I can't help but think this sword would end up killing the user eventually.
>Adamantine Spear
1d12, I would have us murder a man in cold blood for a tool like this.
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>>5596732
Each of those relics was meant to be equivalent in value to being a literal genius, or the chosen of a major god, or combat training equivalent to Achilles's himself. You better believe they would've been worth it.
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>>5596733
I feel like the spear specifically is meant to tell the various heroes that hard mode has been selected and fuck their special doodads it's skill based gameplay time.

>That's a nice magical breastplate you got there. It'd be a shame if a weapon ignored it entirely.
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>>5596695
Supporting lying by omission (Achilles' family)
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>>5596735
Imagine the ridiculousness of having to fight an invisible opponent.
Bonus points if they're trained by Chiron.
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>>5596735
>Nullifies non-magical armor/shield boni
>Non-magical
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>>5596738
Hey man, we didn't select the trait of knowing how to read.
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>>5596737
Hitting something you can't see really would be a fucking pain. You'd need some serious skills to manage that, and even then you'd be on the back foot.

>>5596738
>mfw
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>>5596737
>"I was there, on the beach, in the middle of the formation, waiting for the Hellenic army to arrive. Then out of nowhere something starts attacking us from behind. A giant appeared out of nowhere and killed the captain. There was only one dune there, I don't know how we didn't see it."
>"Must be a tactical geniu-"
>"NIKANDRROOOS!"
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>>5596744
Oh man, that takes me back. I miss playing 40k like you wouldn't believe, but buying plastic crack and painting I don't. I actually was an IG player some years ago.
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>>5596745
Feel nice bring up your happy memories. They are what matter at the end of the day.
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>>5596744
This actually made me wonder if Nikon is actually too big to fit in the Horse if it comes to it. Lil Ajax was in it but not Big Ajax. Though that probably means Big A was with the ships as he was a lot. But man that'd be funny. Too big to sneak.
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>>5596749
>Though that probably means Big A was with the ships
Anon, I...
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>>5596750
There is a LOT of stuff to keep track of and I have never been good with time, fictional or no. Let me guess, he had already killed himself, hadn't he?
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>>5596529
>if you and he are at loggerheads, the army itself will be split in twain
Kek, nice foreshadowing.

>>5596688
Supporting.
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>>5596752
Yes. His death is basically what made the horse necessary; the Greek army at that point had lost both of its finest warriors, and even with the best of the Trojans dead taking the city by storm would've been impossible. Fun fact: you too can commit suicide if your Kleos gets low enough!
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>>5596759
>tfw with either Achilles or Ajax they would have been able to just brute force it
A testament to their unbelievable prowess.

Also holy fuck, let's make sure to not get shit talked by any more old men then. kek
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>>5596760
The greatest opponent in Nikon's journey will be surviving a tongue lashing from Priam.
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>>5596763
Nah
>Thetis calls upon Nikon to aid Achilles in the war no matter what
>Achillies goes off to fight the Scamander
>Nikon:.....
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>>5596765
I hope the fuck a river does step up to the plate. >This one's for Dad you son of an ice cap.
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>>5596749
>"Hey Ajax, where are your horses?"
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>>5596770
>local man literally too muscular to ride
I do feel bad for whatever stallion is pulling his chariots though. The guy has to weight like 400 pounds with all the biceps he has.
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>>5596659
>>5596688
Support
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>>5596737
Simple, fight it in the water. That man has still weight and moves around.

>>5596659
>The truth and nothing but the truth, except for Achilles' children. Emphasize the role Thetis played in spiriting him away.
Protect our new bro and us. Also avoid using words for insult Thetis
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>>5596788
Read this >>5596690
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>>5596659

>Lie- either to protect yourself, or Achilles’s reputation (how?)

As others have noted, lie by omission to protect Achilles’ kids.
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>>5596788
I change my vote here to this

>>5596659
>Lie- either to protect yourself, or Achilles’s reputation (how?)
Protect Achilles
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>>5596659
>Lie- either to protect yourself, or Achilles’s reputation (how?)
Don't mention the kids and his wife.
Tethis used her magic to hide him, and we found him by gathering clues, even after Peleus spurned our help.
We revealed who he was by playing his favorite game.
He convinced his mother to allow him to march to war.
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>Lie by ommission, leaving out Achilles' wife & children, the prostitute, a debt to Thetis, etc. Hype up our victory over every noble on the island in a strategic game of wits, Peleus refusing our aid due to our humble background, our betrayal by merchants, & the fact that we slaughtered bandits with a boulder just for the challenge of it. Do make mention of our journey up the mountain and resistance against Thetis' magics in order to find Achilles. We should hype up Achilles wanting to go to war but being spirited away by Thetis as well, and I support making sacrifices to Hades, Nike, & Athos. Sounds like a solid triumvirate. Hidden loot from the dead, better chances of victory, & more boulderdash. Lastly bring up Achilles & our experience in fighting off Thracians, Dacians, Macedonians, not-Albanians, etc., & our quest to find a worthy suitor for our household.
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>>5597067
That is really nice but I can't help and think that with all our write-in this will happen

>be Agamemnon
>some sheep-fucker "Lord" from the north just bring Achilles to you
>ask how this happen
>the guy start reciting a silmarillion-tier story about his journy
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>5597067
>Lie about a lot, also hype yourself up

>>5596918
>>5596844
>>5596820
>>5596788
>>5596776
>>5596736
>>5596716
>>5596700
>>5596695
>>5596694
>>5596688
>Don't mention Achilles' family

>>5596689
>The only honest man in this thread

Fair enough.

>Roll me charisma, 1d20 Bo2 versus my 1d20+3 (Agamemnon's intelligence). Bo2 because it's a minimal lie, but lying to the High King remains nerve-wracking.
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>>5597115
>The Dice acknowledge Agamemnon's retardation
Kek.
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>5597115
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>5597115
Damn dementia really hitting Agamemnon hard.
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>>5597125
We almost jobbed it anyway hahaha.
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>>5597123
>>5597115
>one retarded trying to deceive other
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>>5597115
>>5597123
>>5597125
>5 versus 4: You lie... poorly, but Agamemnon somehow buys it. Kek.
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>>5597115
>>5597123
>>5597125
So both Niko and Agamemnon had a brain fart
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>>5597139
Historically Accurate
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>>5597115

Looks like Agamemnon’s brain is turned off today, praise Zeus.

Hopefully if we roll well he’ll take a liking to us?
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>>5597139
>The discussion.
>POV: Nikandros and Agamemnon
>A complex 4D mind game

>POV: A guard at the door
>picrel
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>>5597165
Sorry anon it's best of 2 our highest roll was a 5 we *barely* managed to not job it.
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>>5597139
Nice game of throws there
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>But he don't wanted to go to war.
>Why is that?
>Achilles want that his childrens have a father.
>Achilles?
>He don't have childrens on a island
>Childens?
>You have childrens. I don't.
>I see.
*Agamemnon begun to rub his fingers on a wall*
>My sister don't have childrens
>My sister?
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>>5597217
Kek
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>>5597183
>>5597188
Picrelated indeed.
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>>5597121
>>5597123
That's legendary!
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>>5597217
That's like MC from Indian star wars series. LMAO
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Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyWypcG8A2U
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So you tell him. Not quite from the beginning, but from when you discovered his disappearance in Phthia. Agamemnon expresses some sympathies at Peleus’s outburst- something along the lines of “The northern dog has no respect for the blessed gods or men, a shame you had to endure his toothless wrath.”

He is intrigued when you describe how you deduced Achilles’ location with the help of a common soldier and a prostitute, although you clumsily leave out exactly *what* details led you to the conclusion that Achilles must have been on Skyros. A word of thanks is given when you describe killing the bandits- Agamemnon evidently considers even the status of the lands of the Magnesian lord Philoctetes to be a matter of his own concern.

When you mention offhandedly the delays and perfidy of the merchants you hired, he expresses his own distaste for the mercantile class- they’re hard to tax, and harder to punish when they can evade the authority of a local lord by flight at sea. You detail the run up to the tournament at Skyros, including the encounter with Thetis, which he frowns at but offers no commentary on. You describe crushing the local nobility and Achilles at Petteia factually- such a victory needs no embellishment. Once you say you outed Achilles right after that, Agamemnon begins to guffaw. Once he masters his laughter, he speaks.

“A crossdresser! At the behest of his mother! And worse at Petteia than a child and a geriatric! By Zeus that is too ridiculous to be a fiction. After that he came with you here?”

You nod.

“I see. An interesting story lord Nikandros, a very interesting story. But one thing leaps out at me- why Skyros? His divine mother could have hidden him anywhere in Hellas, so why a backwater kingdom that is relatively close to the lands they intended to hide from?” A bolt of panic runs through you. You think fast. Too fast?

“His wolves my lord. Immortal hounds, red-maned like the prince himself. They live on Skyros.” He pops an eyebrow.

“Wolves? Immortal wolves? Which live on a random Aegean island separated from their master, which nobody have ever heard of, far outside of the natural territory of such predators?” His tone grows increasingly skeptical.

“Yes!”

“Do you think I could see them?”

“No. They are invisible to those without potent divine ancestry.”

“Ah, a pity. Well Nikandros, you are an exceedingly clever fellow. A fellow my brother might have use for.” He rises from his throne and approaches you. This next part he says more softly.

“I invite you to stay with at the Royal Palace, until my brother returns so that he can pitch you on his venture himself.” Intriguing.

“And if I may be so bold my King, what is this venture of his?” He answers in an almost conspiratorial tone.

“A diplomatic embassy. A last gasp attempt at stopping the war. I will leave the full explanation of the matter to Menelaus himself.”
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>>5597364
An invitation to stay at the palace of the High King, and the opportunity to potentially join a royal diplomatic mission to Troy? How do you respond?

A big deal. You’ve impressed the king, and now might get in on some high-roller antics. A final positive consequence of catching Achilles. If you want. Acceptance of Agamemnon’s hospitality =/= acceptance of a place on the mission to Troy. As always in this quest, there’s opportunity cost to be considered…

>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?

>Decline as politely as you can. You'll not sup with the Southern Lord.

>Ask further questions of Agamemnon I will answer these as they come in-character, so feel free to hold off on voting until they’re answered
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King again?
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?
Steam ham always makes me laugh.
Now I want to put corinthian helmets on Skinner and Chalmers
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>>5597367

>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?

We should ask around about petteia gambling, no doubt there’s tons of rich people to gamble with here.
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?
The steamed hams refference. I KEKED.
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>>5597364
Holy shit my side

>>5597367
>>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?
>Ask question: Can about this with Achilles or is this a secret mission? He come here for me after all

Maybe we can use our almighy CHA to end the war
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Actually, here it is
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?

Diplomatic mission, cha one of our lowest stats,
We can only hope any opponents job as hard as Agamemnon did.
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>>5597115
>>>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?

Holy Mother of God, that was Hilraious! The one time you jobbed, and it was for intelligence on the biggest dumbass of them all! ahhhh, that was nice. I'm definitely curious about what the pros would be for saying no, but I can absolutely understand saying nothing until after voting.
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?
We will be in the best position to get that yelled at by another king.
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>>5597383
>"Can I discuss this with Achilles?"

"No. This mission is, until it is off, a state secret. If the Trojans or their allies discovered this they might attempt to kill my brother before he makes it to Troy itself. King Priam is known for his honor, but his sons are criminal in character one and all. And I will not trust the son of my great enemy with this matter."
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>>5597399
The pros for saying no is an almost guaranteed war to fight for glory.
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>>5597416
Should ask if there will be a reward then, for either participating, guess the hospitality, or succeeding.
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>>5597419
Agamemnon won't answer further questions about the mission itself or its potential rewards. Those are Menelaus's to sell you on, since this is his idea.
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>>5597419
I can imagine the biggest reward we can get is negotiations breaking down and we kill one of Priam's kids. For glory. Mainly because I don't see this venture succeeding in the end.
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Ask about the throne, it caught our hero’s eye, so it must be special, unless straight lines just really appeal to him.
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>>5597436
Or the classic question about any eligible bachelors for our sis
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>>5597438
I think it's wise to look into that subtly rather than putting the idea forth to the big man. Gotta make sure witches are good to whoever may get sacked with her.
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>>5597438
You are nowhere near familiar enough with Agamemnon to consider discussing your sister's marriage with him. Would you talk about your relative's love life during an audience with the President?

>>5597436
>unless straight lines just really appeal to him If only you had taken 'tism...
>Ask about the Throne

"What interests you about my throne?"

You explain that its simplicity and style is at odds with the rest of the hall.

"You have a keen eye Nikandros. The throne is the oldest thing in the hall, unless one of the deathless ones happens to be listening in. A relic of the old kings of Mycenae, who ruled before Perseus conquered them and rebuilt the palace in the style of our people. It is surely divine in origin, as the stone has proven resistant to flames and hammer-blows alike. I even feel different when seated on it- wiser, like Zeus himself." You consider that even with the help of the throne he couldn't sus out your falsehood. You must be a gifted liar indeed.
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Will Priam be retarded when we speak with him too?

>Menelaus bring a army to Troy
>Priam let them in

>>5597410
Can we will tell him that we are in a secret mission that can, maybe, end the war?
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>>5597455
>Would you talk about your relative's love life during an audience with the President?
With the current president? Only if she was twelve.

>You must be a gifted liar indeed.
kek
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>>5597463
Nice meme, but anon Agamemnon just told you that he considers Achilles to be his enemy and will not inform him of the mission's existence. Consider that the potential of the mission ending the war may be *why* he wouldn't tell Achilles, noted war-mongerer and enemy of his House?
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>>5597463

Better to not mention anything to Achilles, he has not even tried to be diplomatic. Also, Agamemnon pointedly made him leave the room before discussing c it with us?
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>>5597468
Oh. Nikandros and Agamemnon retardation is affecting me too.

>What about saying him secret mission we can't deny or we can make the high king Agamemnon, and by extension the olympus itself, really mad at us? Is that fine, high king Agamemnon?
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>>5597477
I'm going to pull rank here and say that Nikandros is smart enough to realize that talking about his closeness with Achilles to Agamemnon, who dislikes Achilles and is reciprocally despised by Achilles, is a bad idea. Notice that in your explanation to Agamemnon you skimmed over your increasing familiarity with the Peleid Prince.
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>>5597477
>The longer that Agamemnon remains in the room, the stupider everyone becomes.
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>>5597482
Alright.

>Can I touch the throne? It look nice to touch.
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The war is happening no matter what. We should do the mission just so that we can gain intell. We explain all this to Achilles at some point. We can also maybe stroke his ego by saying we were requested because nobody knows who we are, as everybody knows of Achileses which is true.
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>>5597491

These are my thoughts as well. We should absolutely go on the mission but under no circumstances try to become the prime diplomat. If anything, we’d be an intelligent bodyguard to Menelaus and his team and pick up some valuable experience in the process.
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>>5597485
We gotta get outta here we are losing more brain cells by the minute!
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>>5597490
Anon please... I know Agamemnons stupidity aura is powerful but we don't gotta start acting like a genuine autist now.
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?
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>>5597537
>acting
Wait... It's been a facade this whole time?
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>>5597605
Ah but you see, the best actors are the ones who can convince even themselves it is true. Very cunning.
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>Diplomatic mission to Troy
>When charisma is our dump stat
Gods we are so stupid.
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>>5597613
To be fair, we're aren't getting a recommendation from Agamemnon because we spoke well but because he was convinced that we are quick witted. You don't just send fast-talkers on a diplomatic mission. You also send spies, bodyguards, people with thermonuclear devices in their briefcases. Y'know, normal diplomat shit.

He more than likely would tell Menelaus as much and we'd be there to be clever, not charismatic.
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?
Charisma may be our dump stat, but we're a tactical genius so just being able to see the walls and city with our passive checks can gleam a lot of insight for preparation for when we (very likely) go to war.
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>>5597618
>He more than likely would tell Menelaus as much and we'd be there to be clever, not charismatic.

Menelaos has a stupidity aura too?
>'You are clever, so I'm going to give you a sword."
>*We point the sword to Priam in a diplomatic way*
>Priam give us Hector baby shoes
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?
>Ask further questions of Agamemnon
>Are there news of the allies of Troy coming to aid them your highness ? Do you believe the kingdoms and empires of the east will simply watch the war, like the Hittites ?
>I have fought the northern barbaroi many times, and while i hate them they can put up a fight when they have the will for it.
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Wait. Borderline autistic, giant, obsessed with skill and victory, overlooked, surprisingly not arrogant or as egoistic as his compatriots, working with a vain bisexual femboy who is less intelligent than us but has a doting god mommy and who is a better physical fighter than us, the intelligent little sister who would likely be a ruler in her own right had she been a man, contemplating laying siege to a city that appears all but impenetrable, tactical genius, secretly capable of empathy? Are we pic related? Was Fulgrim inspired by Achilles?
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>>5597663

Uh.

Hmm.

you might be onto something, anon
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>>5597663
Also, this is a great pic for this quest.
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>>5597663
That would mean we grow into a proper retard down the line. Not quite a flattering comparison. Though that is true for all the chaostards.
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>>5597663
Oh no, Perturabo really is 4chan incarnate.
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Buckle up. Shit is gonna get crazy down the line. Further, we should probably prepare ourselves for the bitter realities of war since all we have done so far in terms of battle is fight individuals capable of not harming us.
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>>5597673
Perty is the least retarded of the traitors so we got that going for us.
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>>5597766
For some reason this made me think of Animal Farm. With all the animals being equally retarded, but some being more equally retarded than others. Oof.
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>>5597367
>Agree to stay at the royal palace. When will you have the opportunity to enjoy the amenities of a High King Again?

>With all due respect my lord, what will be the fate of the civilians of Troy after the war? I'm not sure if I have the heart to slaughter women and children.
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>>5597368
Also
>Who else is participating in the mission?
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>>5597662
>Are there news of the allies of Troy coming to aid them your highness ? Do you believe the kingdoms and empires of the east will simply watch the war, like the Hittites ?

"You don't know, do you? I suppose one cannot blame you- it is hardly necessary for a provincial lord to know about the alliance structure of far off lands. Our enemies will be many.

The Trojans are known to have trade agreements with many northern tribes, Thracian and Macedonian alike, who will piecemeal rally to their cause if we do not crush Ilion swiftly. The various cities of the Troad, chiefly the Dardanoi, are already sworn against our cause.

Mysia, as you know, was conquered by a contingent of the Heraclidae: while no friends of Troy, they will be sure to oppose us if they have a chance in order to weaken the power of my own House, their sworn enemies.

Further south are the kingdoms of Lydia, Karia, and Lycia- all these shall oppose us as well, although due to their distance it will take time for them to get into the war.

As for the easterners- you do not know this, but these kings of Anatolia are all clients of the Hittites, a strong kingdom which has often warred with Egypt over Canaan and the Levant. My scribes tell me some fifty years ago their empires clashed over a city called Levantine city called Kadesh, and that over one-hundred thousand soldiers fought in the battle. A mighty people, perhaps even capable of rivalling we Hellenes in numbers if not in strength.

It is my hope that between their own struggles with northern barbarians and their eternal rivalry with Egypt the Hittites will have no men to spare for their western border. One cannot tell precisely how strong the relation between client and patron stands at such a remove from the leaders involved. Again, however, if we dally they may yet get a force out to aid their subordinates on the coast.

As you can see, it is imperative that we conquer Troy quickly- our overwhelming advantage in strength will be mitigated as more and more allies come to Ilion's defense."

>>5597874
This you need not ask. It has been many decades since the conquest of the mainland, but the defeat of the last enclave of Minoans on Crete is yet in living memory. Death to every man old enough to carry a spear, enslavement of the women and children. As it will be perfectly put many centuries down the line, Vae Victis.

>>5597924
>Who else is participating in the mission?

"I know who my brother wants- Odysseus and Palamedes, famed for their wisdom and winged words. He went to Salamis to recruit Ajax, son of Telamon, to his cause as well. As for who actually will come, we will see. You will have servants of course, but the idea is to keep the numbers to less than that of two ships. "

>>5597368
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>Voting closed, Unanimous for staying. Writing.
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>>5597959
>a city called Levantine city
Kill me.
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>>5597959
Maybe we could float the idea that if in a month we cannot crack the walls of Troy then we should split off some amount of the force to intercept the weaker groups of reinforcements before they can link together and become an annoyance. Obviously we should expect victory but it is prudent to prepare for complications.

Of course, I expect this sort of thing to already be addressed in his mind. Probably as a "We will win don't stress it lil nigga".
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>>5597981
Get out of my notes anon.
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Mayhaps it's out of the scope of the Trojan wars (I am not very familiar with them) but these mentions of Egypt, the Levant and the Hittites is making me think about foreign, godly intervention. Do foreign Gods even work in the same manner as Olympus?
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>>5597726
Pert is my favorite traitor Primarch, and something like him is not far from my imagination for Nikandros, but the hammer and the goofy 40k armor render him unacceptable for the main thread art. I appreciate your work nevertheless anon.

>>5597663
Surprisingly accurate desu. Comparing Achilles to Fulgrim is a bit of a stretch IMO- he's only barely less intelligent than you, and his pride is quite distinct from vanity. As you will see later, Achilles has a fairly strong sense of noblesse oblige and his pride is mostly evident when someone acts as if they were his equal or better who plainly is neither.

>>5597992
You will see...
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>>5597994
Yo we may get to throw hands with foreign godlings and heroes? I for one cannot wait to show those uncivilized swine what true big dick Hellenic energy looks like.

Now we have three reasons to survive this war guys.
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>>5597994
>You will see...
"The box, the box!"
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>>5597992
There's an 'alternative' telling by Euripides that claims the real Helen was in Egypt and the one in Troy was a fake. Herodotus claims that priests in Memphis supported this version of events when he asked them about it.
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>>5597959
After considering the matter, you decide to stay as a guest of Agamemnon. Achilles won’t mind that much, right?



Wrong. Very wrong. After your agreement Agamemnon dismissed you to explore the palace at your leisure. You met Achilles outside of the royal hall.

In a sense, you suppose it only makes sense that Achilles would be offended at your choosing to stay in the Palace of Agamemnon. He has made no secret of his loathing for the southern King. On the other hand, it seems odd that a simple enjoyment of the rights conferred upon you by Xenia would bother him so.

He expressed great disappointment that you would stay with his family’s great rival, but also claimed that he could understand why someone in your position would be unable to deny such an offer. You told him nothing of the secret mission, the true reason for your staying. You exchanged otherwise pleasant farewells, and Achilles promised to meet you again when both of your forces assembled in Aulis. He left the palace a few hours ago, off to go prepare a camp for the Myrmidon army at the aforementioned port.

Oh well. You have spent some time in the palace exploring its vast grounds. However, one place has called to you in particular-

>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.

>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train.

>The Royal Hall- You have returned to the opulent royal hall, where the history of the Atreidae and their predecessor dynasties is displayed in statuary, tapestries, frescoes, and other artifacts.
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>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train.

The Kleos (EXP) AWAITS!
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>>5598059
>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train.
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>>5598059
>The Royal Hall- You have returned to the opulent royal hall, where the history of the Atreidae and their predecessor dynasties is displayed in statuary, tapestries, frescoes, and other artifacts.
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>>5598059
>>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.
Gods, if you listenin', HELP

Also when we see Achilles again we should tell him we had a chance to subvert the war and hoped we may do so in order to return him to his family alive. And should that have failed, at least we would have been able to glean some insight into the defenses and measure of the Trojans. I really do want to keep that little muscle twink alive. Damn fate and prophecy.

Or just not mention it at all. Doesn't really matter.
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>>5598059
>>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.
I MUST FIND GRANDFATHER ROCK
plus we might get some juicy info on foreign deities.
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>>5598097
Oh and to add onto this as well, the more deities we are familiar with, the less chance we have of accidentally pissing one off. I would much rather Nikandros does not offend gods like he does kings
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I hope you all realize that this is another encounter vote.
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>>5598106
You act like us being retard autists isnt EXACTLY our game plan.
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>>5598106
There's no one interesting here anyway. Like not a single one of the people we might find here are important in any way shape or form for the war. Clearly.
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>>5598106
I look forward to meeting honoured grandfather Athos
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I'll leave this open until tomorrow. Man, we're almost to the natural stopping point of thread one. So exciting.
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>>5598059
>The Household Shrine
Can't get enough of the gods. Plus, it feels fitting with the dutiful aspect to head straight to the shrine, to pray, I presume. I also don't think we'll find a place of worship like this for quite a while. Maybe Nike can hear our prayers more clearly here. The gods love their pomp and ceremony.

>>5598082
>Damn fate and prophecy
If we wanted to spit in the face of the fates, we should have gone with the seer father and made our character a super mad oracle. To break the game, you have to be able to see it. But hindsight is 20/20, and unless Apollo is in there and we roll a 20, and he takes a fancy to us, but we rebuff him ala Cassandra style, and he gives us some gamer god spit to see the future, I don't think we're getting seer powers.
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>>5598176
Thankfully with the power of METAGAMING you too can see the future! For one small payment of YOUR INTEGRITY you too can possess unfathomable awareness of all things! Call now and we'll throw in Parental Disappointment FREE of charge!

That is, until the wild wasteland perk kicks in and Homie makes some shenanigans happen.
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>>5598059
>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.
Surely an encounter with the gods will always go well.
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>>5598059
>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.

Rocky Balboa, the god of GAINZ
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>>5598059
>>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.


>Thetis: "Forget Nike, choose an Olympian"
>Not only still pray to Nike, but now Nikandros show respect to a titan that most of the gods already forgot that was there.
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>>5598236
The Greeks may forget, but Nikon remembers. Biggest brain.
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>>5598236
>Offer our intellectual victory over the ever-wise High-King Agamemnon in honor to Nike.

>Her stone altar explodes, the pieces going up in flames in front of all the priests.
>"What does she mean by this."
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On a side note, if we head on to Troy on that secret diplomatic mission, we'll see some of that city's gals and guys. I feel that I know more of the Trojan guys' names than the girls. Does make me wonder how romance works. Will Nikon have to do the pursuit? It's been mentioned that Nikon is only 18 years old. Wait, does that make Helen older than him?

By the gods, I have a great idea. What if we do Pettia gambling in Troy? Sure, they might want to play the diplomatic mission there on the down low, but one can learn much about a city by interacting with its citizens through games of chance, especially if there is any grumbling about the actions of the nobles. Might run into an issue of language. Moreover, it is a prosperous city, so surely the gamblers there have some deep pockets.
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>>5598259
>tfw we bankrupt Troy and prematurely win the war through gambling
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>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.

The gods offer the greatest risk and the least amount of tangible gain. However, they have a monopoly on information, who gets to join their god club, and curses for prideful demigods. Best not to spurn them. Never know whose watching.
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>>5598262
>The kings of Thracian, Macedonian, Lydia, Karia, Lycia and Hittites: "How that you lose Troy already?! The war don't even begun!"

>Priam: I lose it some northman, BUT I win him a sacred relic.
>He show them a rock
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>>5598257
>Nike: "I know I should be flattered but by me that was the most stupid victory I have ever seen."
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>>5598059
>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.
Gotta start praying to Hades, the autist who got the girl.
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>>5598059

>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.

Well, hopefully we’re at neutral reputation with Achilles between giving him the spear and then choosing to hang with Agamemnon
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>>5598262
this is the iliad, not the mahabharata, anon
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>>5598059
>>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.
Another deity
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>>5598059
>>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train.
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>>5598059
>The Household Shrine- unlike that of your own home, the Palace of Agamemnon has a shrine featuring statues of all the Olympians as well as a variety of lesser deities- many of whom you cannot even name.
Here's a hypothetical question, if we were to impregnate Nike, what would our children be like?
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>>5598597
Tall
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>>5598059
>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train.
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>>5598613
And winged as well I assume.
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>>5598636
Hopefully not headless
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>>5598597
>>5598613
Autists too. But no normal autism, we are talking about turbo autism here.

They will conquer the world so they can make roads to all the places and organized everything in cubes, or dig trenches in the ground to divert the riverbeds to make them more efficient
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>>5598642
That, and having winged warrior children sounds dope as fuck. Seriously, that's something to be proud of. Not sure what Nike would think of it though.
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>>5598649
>She probably needed them because she is often portrayed flying around battlefields, rewarding victory, glory, and fame by handing out laurel wreaths. Besides her wings, her strengths are her fast running ability and her skill as the divine charioteer.

We need to impress her. We already have autism, strength, humility.

Now we need the agility and the charioteer skill. That is why she took them from us, so we can train our speed and loot a chariot.
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>>5598653
I want our chariot back.
How do we track down a merchant? Maybe if we send a letter to Iudas he would have an idea, with his bronze age knowledge
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>>5598663
>Iudas is bronze age 4chan tracing

>we describe the merchant to him
>he try to remember everyone with that characteristics
>he organize them in a mental map to tracing down a bloodline that will give birth to such son.
>*autism engine noises*
>"I got him, he is on Crete."
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>>5598663

Honestly, it’s probably too much effort to track him down in the short term, plus we have more important stuff to do.

Once we have a little power and money later on, we could hire some spies to track the fucker down.

In terms of the “Nike children” angle, you guys are delusional if you think a goddess would shack up with a nobody who has sent her exactly one (1) offering of incompetent bandits that we slaughtered effortlessly, hardly a significant victory. The Achilles thing definitely matters and we are probably worthy of at least a conversation, but is hardly launches into “marriage” material.

Heracles completed 12 legendary labors before he married a goddess…
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>>5598669
>In terms of the “Nike children” angle, you guys are delusional if you think a goddess would shack up with a nobody who has sent her exactly one (1) offering of incompetent bandits that we slaughtered effortlessly, hardly a significant victory.
Oh, but of course, that's why we're going to win many victories in the upcoming war. We can marry her on the battlefield even, in front of the gates of Troy.
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>>5598669
>Heracles completed 12 legendary labors before he married a goddess…
He also died and ascended to Olympus as a god himself first. That's completely impossible for us.

Now, if you want a better example of a mortal marrying a goddess, look no further than Achilles's parents. Is that really the example we want to emulate?
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>>5598697
Just marry that cute naiad we met at the river when Nikon returns home after a decade. First girl wins kek.
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>>5598697

>ascend to Olympus

I mean, nothing is impossible, but it’s extraordinarily unlikely. We probably have to single-handedly win the war AND go on to either become immortal (to keep grinding our reputation) or do something so unprecedented that Zeus is forced to ascend us to keep the peace. Either way, super improbable.

Probably our best bet is some eternal fame and cool digs in Tartarus when we shuffle off our mortal coil.
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>>5598713
Why aim for Tartarus instead of the Elysium fields or even Hades?
Is it because it's where Rock Giant probably is?
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>>5598719

Deep, I got my Greek afterlife mixed up, I meant Elysium Fields rather than Tartarus
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>>5598713
>We probably have to single-handedly win the war AND go on to either become immortal (to keep grinding our reputation) or do something so unprecedented that Zeus is forced to ascend us to keep the peace. Either way, super improbable.

>The first day of the war.
>The army come to the gate of Troy
>Menelaus and Paris talk shit
>We trow a rock
>We aim to Priam
>It hit Helen square in the head
>Everyone stop what they are doing as her corpse fall.

>We just ended the trojan war on the first day.
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>>5598729
Fair enough, it is a lot to keep track of, and there are a bunch of different versions.
But now I have the funny image of a hero wanting to go to the afterlife where the titans are imprisoned and the wicked souls are tormented just so he can hang out with a rock throwing giant.
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>>5598732
Just like Athos, our greatest feat is missing our target
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>>5598732
>Nikandros still dedicates the victory to Nike.
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>>5598741
"Is not the strength of your arm, or how good your aim is child, is the passion passion in your heart.

We don't trow rock because is easy, we do it because is right"
Athos.
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>>5598751
>this giganigga just strolls up and 360 no scopes the woman this whole debacle is about
>immediately drops to a knee and mutters some shit about "muh victory"
>turns around and tells Achilles it's time to go home
>you can't kill him because then you'd need to fight motherfucking Achilles with him
Memelaus cucked again Agamemenon forever seething

>and then along came Zeus
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I have to wonder whether Thetis is actively plotting against Zeus and Poseidon. Been doing some reading about the underpinnings of the Trojan War, and one possible interpretation is that Zeus is organizing this whole conflagration in order to smoke out any traitors or possible upstarts to his throne. The war itself is basically a smokescreen for Zeus to kill off all of the mortal heroes in their youth, because they have a very, very small chance of gaining enough power to depose him.

Achilles himself is probably the most powerful mortal in Hellas, but would have been an even stronger god have Thetis conceived with Poseidon or Zeus, instead of Peleus.

You have to wonder if Zeus is still concerned, though - after all, if Heracles became a god (although he did have to die first), could other mortals do this? Even if they aren’t a direct threat to him currently, what if enough mortals ascend to throw off the balance of power in Olympus and threaten his rule?

Basically, we should come to recognize at a certain point, WE are also going to be on the chopping block, as someone with significant divine heritage.
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>>5598827
>Zeus come down
>"Rejoy mortal, for you will live forever as one of us now."
>"You are no longer Nikandros, child of Hippomedon. You are Nikon, god of failure."
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>>5598844
The god of failing forward.
Progress is progress
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>>5598848
>The god of failing forward.
>Progress is progress

>Dedicate this to Nike
>She go mortal to escape of her shame and our worthship
>Still pray to her

>We pray so bad that our patron god become mortal to not hear about us.
>BUT she know we exist.
>Progress for the god of progress
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>>5598840
Don't worry if we enact the plan "fuck all the bitches" Zeus will be so impressed he will turn away from us, knowing we're a kindred spirit.
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>>5598840
Interesting thoughts anon...
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>>5598840
Thetis definitely harbors resentment for being forced to marry a mortal she doesn't even like, let alone love. And the prophecy was that her son would be greater than the father, but there's no upper limit on that. Achilles is almost immortal already after what Thetis did to his mortality. It's not impossible that Zeus is scared of Achilles, specifically, growing to surpass him. And it's not impossible that this, Achilles becoming strong enough to usurp Zeus, is the endgoal of Thetis's plan.

Interestingly, there are two myths on what exactly Thetis did. One is that she burned his mortality away, the other that she dunked him on river Styx, part of Hades's domain. If the second one is what really happened in this quest, it makes me wonder about Hades's possible involvement. Zeus is the only reason he can't be with his waifu all year long, there's a basis for a grudge here, and he does canonically have a minor involvement in the Trojan War when he lends out his helm of invisibility to Athena so that she can wound Ares and remain hidden. If Thetis is indeed plotting against Zeus, could she have tried to bring Hades into the plot by promising the only thing that he really wants, more time with his waifu?

But yeah, we should definitely be very, very careful with our involvement here.
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>>5598906

>Niko correctly reasons out that Thetis is hoping to lead a rebellion of heroes against Zeus
>nobody cares because Niko is a broke border-prince with autist tendencies and the gods are too busy eating popcorn and fucking mortals

Sigh
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>>5598937
So, try and get with rock grandpapi for proptection or buddy up with Hades to have a comfortable stay after we die? Yet we can still stick with Nike and come fly away with her or something I don't know. Decisions decisions.
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>>5598955
>palindrome gets
Neat.
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>>5598840
>>5598870
>>5598906
Ok so this might be retarded but hear me out:

1) In book 15 of the Iliad Zeus gives Poseidon an ultimatum to stop helping the Greeks. While the latter relents he also that expresses resentment against him and claims that other Olympians share it: "But I will say this also, and make it a threat in my anger. If ever, acting apart from me and Athene the spoiler, apart from Hera and Hermes and the lord Hephaistos, he shall spare headlong Ilion, and shall not be willing to take it by storm, and bestow great victory on the Argives, let him be sure, there will be no more healing of our anger."

2)In spite of his earlier claims of being able to beat the rest of the Greek pantheon in a tug of war, Zeus expresses relief when Poseidon accedes to his demands. "In truth, this would have been a fight those other gods would have heard about, who gather to Kronos beneath us. Now this way it was far better for me, and for himself also, that, for all his vexation before, he gave way to my hands. We would have sweated before this business was finished."

While powerful Zeus isn't invincible and one other Olympian can contend with him, at least to an extent. Additionally since Hades, like Poseidon is Zeus's brother he can probably contend with him to a similar degree.

3) Thetis, being familiar with the powers of Olympians and Zeus in particular would therefore plan to instigate a rebellion, the Theomachy if you will, by exploiting the resentment from the Trojan war, in particular the deaths of demigods during it.

4) That being said the Theomachy is still pretty unlikely to succeed due to Zeus's power alone, to say nothing of the Olympians that stay loyal to him. Therefore Thetis's main goal in instigating the Theomachy isn't to overthrow outright Zeus, it's to free Metis, Athena's mother and titan of wisdom, who, according to Hesoid's Theogony (which Homer stated is cannon in this quest >>5579750) Zeus tricked her into becoming a fly and swallowed because "Very wise children were destined to be born of her, first the maiden bright-eyed Tritogeneia (Athena), equal to her father in strength and in wise understanding; but afterwards she was to bear a son of overbearing spirit king of gods and men." and again later on "for fear that she might bring forth something stronger than his thunderbolt."

Thetis would then plan to get Metis pregnant again without Zeus realizing. Potentially via a combination of Metis's trickery and having Aphrodite to do what she did to Hera to Metis. As for getting Aphrodite to help, Thetis might have us kill Aeneas so she can pin the blame, albeit indirectly, on Zeus while hiding her own involvement in the matter.
Afterwards she can sit back and let fate work.


Most of this was probably wrong but it was fun to theorize
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>>5598964

Nice thinking, I dig the actual citations.

Homer is probably feverishly amended his plots as we post…
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>>5598964
For a moment there I thought you were going to suggest this was an extremely convoluted way to justify and encourage Nikon fucking Metis.
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>>5598059
>>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train.

Why y'all voting for nerd shit instead of getting them gainz
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>>5599002
>tfw int is nikon's second highest stat and niggas be throwing shade at "nerd shit"
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>>5598964
Quite interedasting anon conjecture, quite.

>>5598973
You underestimate me anon, I'm hurt.

>>5598653
>Pro Gamer Tip: Go read the Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite to see how a mortal can end up with a goddess, and what happens when you do.

>>5598259
>Concerning the former anon, you're about to learn a little!

>>5598617
>>5598586
>>5598073
>>5598071
>>5599002
>Arena

>>5598074
>Royal Hall

>>5598082
>>5598097
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>>5598236
>>5598263
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>>5598597
>Shrine

>Shrinebros take this one. LMAO, you mfers really thought the god encounter was in the shrine. Writing!
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>LMAO, you mfers really thought the god encounter was in the shrine.
>MFW
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>>5599017
The guy who wanted to touch the throne was right, albeit at the wrong time.
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>>5599020
Touching another man's throne is gay tho
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>>5599012
true story, desu i just want lil nik to learn about gods and see how they look. i am sure we can get some training later
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>>5599012

The way I see it is all we have to do is survive long enough to boost our stats as high as possible so when the gods finally take notice of us as a threat all we have to do is roll really well to beat them into submission since no weapon can pierce them and then drink their blood.
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>>5599031
>he thinks we'll be able to wrassle a god hard enough to give them a bloody nose to suck on
Truly ambitious.
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>>5598964
It really is fun to theorize, and it makes a lot of sense actually.

Now, let's assume Thetis is indeed plotting. Who else could she be able to pull in her plot, and for what reason?
>Hades
Not actually considered an Olympian since he didn't live in Olympus, yet one of the three brothers who ruled the world. He never overtly rebelled against Zeus, nor did he explicitly take sides in the war, but he did lend his helm of invisibility to Athena who did. Persephone provides him a motive to see Zeus humbled or replaced.
>Poseidon
In addition to him threatening Zeus in anger, as already mentioned, he was already caught plotting to bind Zeus, along Hera and Athena (and Apollo in sources other than the Iliad). Poseidon's punishment for this plot was to serve the previous king of Troy and his grudge against the city was born when that king refused to pay him for building Troy's impenetrable walls as he was promised. Ironically, it was Thetis who saved Zeus from that plot and the implication is that it would have succeeded if she hadn't caught wind of the plot and called for an hecatoncheires to serve as Zeus's bodyguard when the plot was meant to be sprang. This necessarily means that these four gods working together would be enough to overpower Zeus by himself, but barely and not if he got help. I can't think of a motive for him, but he was canonically disloyal. Perhaps it's just plain, old-fashioned lust for more power?
>Hera
Part of the above plot. She sides with the Greeks and also seduces Zeus so that the other gods can go back to helping the Greeks while he's too distracted fucking her to stop them, with the help of Aphrodite who's supposed to be her enemy at this point. Her motive is obvious: Zeus made her the queen of cuckqueens. She'd want him to be taken down a peg, ideally to have him become weaker than her so he won't be free to fuck around anymore, but she wouldn't want him dead.
>Athena
Part of the above plot, was instrumental in Greek victory during the Trojan War. She was always very close to Zeus, so her motive is unclear. Perhaps she grew tired of him ruling unwisely? Freeing Metis is another possibility.
>Apollo
Part of the above plot, and also did not get paid for building Troy's walls, just like Poseidon, yet greatly aided the Trojans and was ultimately the cause for Achilles's death. He would probably side with Zeus now.
>Demeter
Uninvolved in the Trojan war, getting Hades on board a plot necessarily means making her an enemy. Would side with Zeus for sure
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>>5599058
Continuing because holy shit this was long.

>Aphrodite
Greatly aided the Trojans after Paris chose her as the most beautiful, yet also aided Hera in seducing Zeus so that the other gods could sneak behind his back and help the Greeks when he forbade them. Her forced marriage to Hephaestus (already dissolved by now) provides her a motive to resent Zeus. I'm honestly unsure what her long-term game might be here.
>Ares
Sided with the Trojans because Aphrodite asked him to. No great ambition or intellect of his own, he'll take the side of whoever Aphrodite sides with.
>Hephaestus
Sided with the Greeks, forged Achilles's arms at Thetis's request, has many, many, MANY reasons to resent Zeus. He'd be the first to sign up for Thetis's plot.
>Artemis
Sided with the Trojans, no significant grudge against Zeus that I'm aware of. Would not rebel.
>Hermes
Sided with the Greeks, yet also helped Priam sneak to get Hector's body back. No significant grudge against Zeus that I'm aware of, would probably not rebel.
>Hestia
Generally uninvolved with everything, loyal. Would not rebel.

So we got a possible loose coaliton of Thetis, Hades, Poseidon, Hera, Athena and Hephaestus vs Zeus, Apollo, Demeter, Artemis, Hermes and Hestia, with Aphrodite and Ares up in the air. There is actually significant cause for Zeus to worry here, especially since all the heavy hitters have one cause or another to side against him, even more so if Aphrodite is actually part of the plot. Now, canonically the plot failed and Zeus got his wish. Not only did the gods not get the chance to rebel, but the victorious Greeks' conduct during the sack and on their return caused just about all gods to forget previous grudges in favour of punishing the mortals, ending the age of heroes. But with the butterfly already flapping its wings, the outcome could be very, very different here.
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>>5599048
https://www.theoi.com/greek-mythology/deified-mortals.html

The only other real options are suicide/death related to a god, marriage, or being so skilled/attractive that one of the major gods bestows it.

Do you really think any of those options of viable? Also, it's a loophole. No weapon may pierce a god's flesh, but teeth and fists don't count as weapons.
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>>5599059

So what your saying is that the war could go either way and in canon, Zeus barely squeaked out a win. We could be the finger on the scale that reins in the other demigods' worst impulses. On the other hand, we could be the thrown rock that upsets the delicate balancing act.
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>>5599012
The shrine is an expansive edifice, a whole building dedicated to it on the northern end of the palace complex. Finer-built than most all temples you have seen, the building smells of incense, wine, and blood. Offerings to the household gods must be given amply here. Hestia, Zeus, Hermes, and Apollo are the traditional gods of the home, but the king has both the resources and the need to make offerings to all the Olympians at some time or another. On your journey you made the customary libations and meal-offerings to the major gods as you needed to.

The lesser votive statues interest you as well. A number of them are clustered around Zeus- Themis, Nike, Thetis, and others you are incapable of identifying. Others clearly represent local daemons- the spirit of the hill the palace is built on must be among them. Every single one of them has at least the remnants of a recent offering. Does Agamemnon have a priest on his staff?

Footsteps patter behind you.

There is a girl. She cannot be very much younger than you. She wears a veil and holds a jar in one hand with several lit sticks of incense in the other. Even through the veil you can tell her hair is as black as the king’s.

“Stranger who stands before the many altars of the gods, what are you doing here? You are no man of the staff, nor could you be a suitor of mine unknown. A new guest of my father’s more like, to what end?” You begin to consider how to respond but she cuts you off, her voice excited.

“No, a giant like you must be a man of war- however, the only great noble I know of with such a stature would be Ajax. You cannot be he, for my uncle is yet off visiting him. A minor noble then, no bannerman of my father’s either for otherwise I would know of you. So then, minor noble from northern Hellas, explain yourself!” She points at you now. This last part is said with an uncompromising air of authority, one you find unfit to such a girl.

You don’t immediately know how to respond. She must be a daughter of the king, but as Agamemnon has three you know not which.

>Answer her question straightforwardly- who you are, and why you’re here at the palace, both in the context of the mission and the broader war. Best to obey the princess.

>Say who you are and then turn the tables on her by asking who *she* is to be questioning your purpose. It is profoundly unwomanly after all, to challenge a man in this way.

>Say who you are but turn on the charm to avoid explaining the mission. You don’t know if Agamemnon’s broader household is privy after all.

>Lie. Lie about who you are, why you’re here, what color your socks are, lie so hard that the girl won’t be able to make any headway through the bullshit.

>Something else?
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>>5599060
Here are some of my favorites.

GANYMEDE (Ganymedes) A handsome, young Trojan prince caught up to Olympus by the god Zeus who admired him for his beauty. Ganymede was made the cup-bearer of the gods.

GLAUCUS (Glaukos) A fisherman from the Boeotian town of Anthedon. After eating a magical herb he found growing on the sea-shore, Glaucus was transformed into a fish-tailed sea-god.

PHAETHON A handsome young son of the dawn-goddess Eos. He was abducted by Aphrodite who transformed into an immortal daemon, the god of the star of Jupiter.

Also, apparently, Artimes created a yuri harem (elevated 5 different women to immortality)
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>>5599071
>>Say who you are but turn on the charm to avoid explaining the mission. You don’t know if Agamemnon’s broader household is privy after all.

At least it's not Iphigenia. Not looking forward to that part, especially for a sympathetic soul like Nikon
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>>5599071

> I am here to pay my respects to the gods after speaking to your Auguest father my lady.

simple and completely honest is good
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>>5599071
>Lie. Lie about who you are, why you’re here, what color your socks are, lie so hard that the girl won’t be able to make any headway through the bullshit.

Comedy!
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>>5599071
>Say who you are and then turn the tables on her by asking who *she* is to be questioning your purpose. It is profoundly unwomanly after all, to challenge a man in this way.
We really do not want to get any more involved with this cursed family than we have to.
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>>5599071
>Say who you are but turn on the charm to avoid explaining the mission. You don’t know if Agamemnon’s broader household is privy after all.
>I'm here to pay respects to the gods and my patron.
>Are you a priestess of this shrine? You certainly look like one.
Chicks dig flattery.
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Oh no, it's Electra.
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>>5599071

>something else

“You have guessed correctly, princess of Mycenae. I am Nikandros of Thessaly, son of Hippomedron. I have come to Mycenae with Achilles, of whom I am certain you know already. As to why I am here in this shrine - I am seeking to learn my ancestry. Not all descendants of the gods are fortunate enough to know from which divine forefather they spring. And what is your name?"
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>>5599071
>Say who you are but turn on the charm to avoid explaining the mission. You don’t know if Agamemnon’s broader household is privy after all.
Maybe making Cha our dump stat was a mistake
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>>5599095

I’m sort of wondering whether we should be pumping CHA with every level up, at this point.

Admittedly, I’m sure this quest will become much more combat-focused over time, so we shouldn’t get too discouraged when we repeatedly blow our social rolls
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>>5599096
>this quest will become much more combat-focused
Correct. Charisma is very important for navigating the world of the civilian aristocracy. Obviously, a silver tongue is a great deal less useful when one negotiates by spear-point.
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>>5599096
No one likes a bull in a china shop. But rampaging through enemy lines? Wonderful.
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>>5599100
>>5599103

Well, I do ultimately think the best stat allocation strategy for the next five levels looks like this:

1) cha, int
2) will, con
3) cha, agi
4) will, cha
5) str, con

Basically, we’d boost our will and cha up to more acceptable levels while also focusing on our combat strength.

However, you could argue that I’m focusing too much on CHA here so a counter proposal for combat orientation might look like

1) con, int
2) will, con
3) agi, str
4) agi, con
5) agi, str
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>>5599071
>Say who you are and then turn the tables on her by asking who *she* is to be questioning your purpose. It is profoundly unwomanly after all, to challenge a man in this way.

Please do not vote for "turning on the charm" anons. This will go horribly wrong.
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>>5599113
I think we should keep pumping charisma and maybe will. Persuasiveness will remain tremendously useful even during the war, if we want to have any chance of influencing the behavior of the other Greeks and maybe avoiding a tragic ending.
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>>5599113
Yeah I think a bit more con is always the right choice. We have 10 health which means two rounds of getting hit with a spear by a guy with decent strength would probably kill us if it didn't break on our armor. Everyone is very, very vulnerable. Except Achilles and Ajax. Who are effectively immortal until their time comes.
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>>5599071
>>Lie. Lie about who you are, why you’re here, what color your socks are, lie so hard that the girl won’t be able to make any headway through the bullshit.
Salam alaykum sister where is your hijab?
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>>5599071
>Say who you are and then turn the tables on her by asking who *she* is to be questioning your purpose. It is profoundly unwomanly after all, to challenge a man in this way.
But in a polite way.
Electra. Whoo boy. Read about her she got a complex named after her.
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>>5599094
>Support
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>>5599119
FYI, both Agility and Constitution are essential to the art of not-dying. HP, as you assess rightly, is very low relative to the damage weapons + str do. So both dodging (Agility) and blocking (Constitution) will be necessary to win sustained combats. Your regen will help a fair amount though, since you'll regen the equivalent of an average wound in 3-4 combat rounds.
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>>5599071
>>Say who you are and then turn the tables on her by asking who *she* is to be questioning your purpose. It is profoundly unwomanly after all, to challenge a man in this way.

Polite
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>>5598964
So we're pulling a Twilight of the Gods at Troy? Sounds very fun and with absolutely no way to go wrong for everyone involved.
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>>5599094
Support.
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>>5599071
Just so no one has to research.
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>>5599202
Electra must be into some seriously stupid assholes then.
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>>5599212
Freudian and Jungian psychologists don't know classics and their concepts of development have been a disaster for Greek Tragedy
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>>5599212
...yeah he'd have to be an absolute autist hahaha
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>>5599220
>Maybe the real parent fuckers were the Freuds we met along the way
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>>5599071
Well, I'll be damned, it's Iphengia! Hope this means we can get more Kleos (EXP) from having to avoid that whole mess about her sacrifice,
and try and get Artemis on Thetis's side in the coup.
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Whoops, wrong woman, sorry Electra! Anyway, besides the fuck up that is fruied and his cohort's existence, I think it would be a polite time of figuring out who our girl is so we can get points with her, in case that whole burning up as a sacrifice thing, comes back again.

>Say who you are and then turn the tables on her by asking who *she* is to be questioning your purpose. It is profoundly unwomanly after all, to challenge a man in this way.
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>>5599071
>Say who you are and then turn the tables on her by asking who *she* is to be questioning your purpose. It is profoundly unwomanly after all, to challenge a man in this way.

More ai art.
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>>5599261
For a moment I had my doubts that she was the daughter of Agamemnon, given how intelligent she seemed, but her face clearly shows her lineage.
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>>5599267
kek
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Rolled 1, 20, 6 + 4 = 31 (3d20 + 4)

>>5599261
>>5599242
>>5599173
>>5599121
>>5599114
>>5599086
>Challenge her authority (politely minority)

>>5599152
>>5599094
>>5599077
>Deflect why you're really here, at the Palace, in favor of explaining here, the Shrine

>>5599120
>>5599084
>Lie like a Cretan/Odysseus

>>5599095
>>5599087
>>5599075
>Charm the princess

>Very well. Roll me 1d20+1 Bo2 versus my 3d20+4. It is a contest of wills now! (But she has homefield advantage)
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>>5599306
Well, it's impossible to beat this
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Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5599306

Well, we didn’t have a chance, did we?
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>5599306
Forgot the roll
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>>5599307
>Degrees of success/failure anon. Yes, her iron will has won out, but by how much?
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5599306
Double or nothing.
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>>5599309
>>5599311

I guess challenging the princess to a dick measuring contest IN HER OWN TEMPLE was a bad idea, go figure
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5599306
Welp
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>>5599314
I tried.
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>>5599306
>>5599309
>10 versus 24: great failure: your nerves have proved quite inferior to hers
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>>5599315
Maybe if all of us charm voters had changed to support deflect we could have tied.
Oh well
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>>5599306
How the fuck you gonna roll a 1 and a 20 in the same set. Shiiieeeeeet.
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>>5599318
>She has the concentrated intelligence that more than two generations of retards lacked.
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>>5599326
More like you just walked into a chicks' home, and talked shit straight to her face and she's the type to snatch weaves. Plain bad fucking call if you know the type kek
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>Oh, yes, I forgot the other part

>Kleos check, give me 1d20-1, Bo2
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Rolled 4 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>5599341
Aw hell. This is bullying.
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>>5599341

Wow, this couldn’t have gone worse for us.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>5599341
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Rolled 15 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>5599341

Oops forgot my roll
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>>5599361
>14: Success, she has heard of you.

>With that, I write
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>>5599363
>>14: Success, she has heard of you.

>Dedicate this victory to Nike
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>>5599341
>Kleos check
Is she hitting us with the no u?
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>>5599370

More like she’s going to meme us into oblivion about how we crumpled like paper when she hit us with a mean glare.
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>>5599376
I'm blackpilled on our social skills rn
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>>5599383

Actually this was a willpower check but this is also our dump stat
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Come on anons she is a little girl and literally deduced exactly who we were status wise simply by glancing at us did you really think we had a good chance of actually getting away with that?
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>>5599388
Anons always buy their own hype. It is what it is.

We should have voted to piledrive her. That'd teach her about talking to strangers.
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>>5599383
Join the training autism gang.
Ignore everything and just train
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>>5599398
The problem is we keep stumbling into them and I'm unreasonably optimistic about our odds.
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Agamemnon stupidity aura is still affecting us?
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>>5599383
>me when we keep doing social shit. i just wanna worship for gods sake
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>>5599400
No offense my guy but with d20s there are no odds, just schizophrenic results.
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Posting this in case of some faggots cribbing shit from liberals revisionists without actually reading the source texts
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>>5599428
Counterpoint: "lmao boyfucking greeks meme". I rest my case.

I do myself wonder where all of this "ancient world loved homos" stuff came from. When people intrinsically understand that the ancient world was a far less tolerant and somehow even more violent place than the world of today. It's not like you have to explain to people that a thousand years ago they'd cut your head off for being born only a few dozen miles away. But they'd somehow be super okay with gays when gays even only eighty years ago were sometimes openly beaten in streets. I can't fathom it.
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>>5599428
We have some of that write down up there, but thenks anyways
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>>5599437
Liberal, Jewish revisionism. Pure and simple. (((They))) will do WHATEVER it takes to corrupt your mind into accepting Gay politics into your country and life.
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>>5599361
>>5599309
>>5599306
Her faculty of deduction is quite impressive. Using your appearance and her knowledge of various classes of nobility, she with reasonable accuracy determined your status and home region. Even if she is an adolescent, lying to such a girl seems a fool’s errand to you. Nor do you put much faith in your ability to charm a princess. Since you do not know if she’s privy to the matter of the diplomatic mission, you cannot just tell her about it.

“Nikandros of Thessaly, lady princess.” A flash of recognition in her eyes. She smiles.

“The Petteia champion! Pardon me for not recognizing, you do not look like a pebble-pusher at first glance.” What does she think a Petteia player should look like?

“And by that you mean?”

“You are young, handsome, tall, and hale- not the sort one would expect to be a master of a game for old men too frail to go to war. But we are getting away from the point- why are you *here* lord Nikandros?” She asks you again sweetly. The compliment disarms you somewhat, but not enough.

“Forgive me if I seem disrespectful princess, but who are you to ask that of me? I am here at your king father’s invitation, is that not explanation enough?”

“Who am I? You don’t know who you speak to.” She puts down her jar and incense and raises her veil. Now that you see her face clearly, the resemblance to Agamemnon is plain. Her eyes are stern, practically regal.

“I am Electra, Crown-Princess of Mycenae, eventual Queen of all Hellenes. I, not my mother, am the mistress of this house. And I order you to explain your presence. Why did my father invite you to stay?”

She is two heads shorter than you, hundreds of pounds lighter than you, and still the force of will Princess Electra demonstrates is greater than that of most men you have met. You stare back at her for a short while before you break your gaze. Greater than your own, even. You must answer her.

“I remain here to meet with your uncle Menelaus.” She immediately responds.

“Why?”

“A diplomatic mission to Troy.”

You look at her again. A grimace now covers her otherwise pretty features. She airs her thoughts out loud.

“The pushover means to beg the Trojans for his wife back. He will make our House a laughingstock before those foreigners and a target in the eyes of our greater vassals.” She looks back at you.

“And do you mean to join his mission?”

>Well, do you? Not actual agreement, just what you report to Electra

>”Yes.” Of course you do. Joining a royal diplomatic mission is a major step up for you.

>”No.” Of course you don’t. This war is your ticket to riches, glory, and status- stopping it is madness.

>”I mean to hear out his offer.” Maybe Menelaus will make it worth your while to go. Maybe he won’t. You need to see either way.

>Something else?
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>>5599466
>>”Yes.” Of course you do. Joining a royal diplomatic mission is a major step up for you.

>You uncle mission may bring shame to him, but can also bring info about trojan's defences and more.

Also thenks her for saying we are handsome, only our sister say that to us and we weren't sure is she just was kind to us
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>>5599466
>“Forgive me if I seem disrespectful princess
The p in that princess was capitalized you can't fool me.


>Something else?
>"I do not imagine he can succeed. The pride of a king cannot so easily be discarded. Even should Menelaus be willing, would the Trojans? I do not believe so. Nevertheless I am willing to hear his offer, and accompany him. If he should succeed I should be able to win some renown if not connections with those others who accompany him. If he should fail I may gain some insight into the Trojans, their warriors, their walls, their will. It can only benefit me."

Too much? You decide. I just want to tell the brat that while it may ruin -her- house it won't ruin -ours-. And then she'll talk mad shit that our house is in the dumps anyway so no wonder it can't hurt us
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>”I mean to hear out his offer.” Maybe Menelaus will make it worth your while to go. Maybe he won’t. You need to see either way.

Best response, because we are sure as shit aren't going to tell her what, WE, are going to do about it. We are washing our hands clean and Electra can stay the fuck out of them.
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>>5599466

Now I see the daddy attraction, she got the same stupid as Agamemnon. Sigh, welp this became humiliating.
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Hey, Homer, is the quest just limited to the war for Troy, and because of that, mean we are impossible to ever leveling out all of our stats?
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>>5599474
>is the quest just limited to the war for Troy
No. I have plans which will depend on just how differently the war goes, but there is something big that I intend to follow Troy. You're still not going to max out your stats because that would take over twenty levels, which you're not going to get.
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>>5599478
Sad, I always love a quest where you can max your stats to your limits, helps in a game and story sense, before we get to the BBEG.
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>>5599466
>”Yes.” Of course you do. Joining a royal diplomatic mission is a major step up for you.

Ambition is good, especially for a Kleos seeker like Nikon. And as other anons have stated, it could be a good opportunity for reconnaissance.

Nikon gets bullied. Is that what making the willpower the dump stat leads to? Also, for god's sake, do not get involved with the house of Atreides. Their line is cursed. Should've stayed with Achilles; we seemed able to sway him.

>>5599443
Your comment made me remember that I read a book, can't remember the name, about a retelling of the Trojan war, but on Mars, the gods are actually jacked-up sci-fi humans who. The protagonist is a revived historian from our time that has to record the ongoing war, Earth has been wrecked, and the people there now have moth DNA but have a revival system, and there is another offshoot of a human-turned-metal crab space explorer. Your comment reminds me of this story because the reason why the Earth is revealed to be destroyed and depopulated was that Muslims made a disease to kill Jews, but it accidentally backfired and killed everybody but the Jews; yet there are still machines on the Earth made by Mulisms that will kill any human on sight and scream something along the lines of kill the Jew.

One second, I'm reading about the Trojan war with sci-fi elements, metal crabs exploring space, and the development of a moth guy from wanting to sleep with a woman who may be related to him to killing a lizard man who has been eating people for centuries with nothing but the strength of his arms, to oh its time to disable the final screw you blackhole weapon left behind by a Muslim submarine to kill everybody on the Earth. I got some whiplash going through that book. I just wanted to read about the Trojan war and that guy turning from wanting to sleep with people into a monster killer, but the reminders about what I think was the author's fear of Muslims messed with my enjoyment.

One detail that sticks out to me is that the main character sleeps with Helen, gets stabbed in the heart by her, and survives, yet ends up forgiving her for that and leaving the possibility of becoming lovers open again. I was really confused by that point.
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>>5599482
I can't wait for the mission to fail so we can go back to Achilles and tell him "Yo these cucks can't even hold peace talks let alone fight, we're gonna have to carry this war on our backs. By the way one of those Trojan simps was acting like the best warrior on the planet."

I see this discussion hurting Achilles' feelings regardless since we'd be ditching him to hang out with southern wimps and he'd punch us in the mouth at least once to express his displeasure.
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>>5599485
>"I did for you! For your dream!"

I dont remember the movie
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>>5599482
I mean are you surprised? Gotta get that utter degeneracy/enslavement on. Money MUST be made.
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>>5599469
>>5599470
Supporting these. We're joining in the hope that war can be avoided, but, since we fully expect that it will fail, it's an opportunity to gather valuable intelligence about Troy and its defenders.
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>>5599470
+1
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>>5599470
+1 support based and sucks 2 suck pilled :DD
>>5599466
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>>5599482
>house of Atreides
>"A war across the known world! And they are all screaming my name! A thousand thousand hellenes all screaming my name!"
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After this we must talk to Nike about how a Princess and a future High Queen think we are handsome for a lowly northman

A victory for the victory's goddness
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>>5599504
I don't realize until now lol

The gods cursed that bloodline out of fear of what could will be.
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>>5599466
>>5599469
Support this, specifically. Let's tell the princess who bested us in a contest of wills we're in it to gather info on the war, but let's not go into too much detail about how we're willing to bring shame to her house if it benefits us personally.

Crown Princess though? Wasn't Iphigenia the eldest? And shouldn't Orestes be the heir, him being a man and all?

>>5599482
Ilion and Olympus by Dan Simmons, they were two books. I read it when I was a kid. Other fun facts that I half-remember about the book is that incest is perfectly ok in the glorious future, the post-humans that larped as the Greek gods were all originally women, and Zeus sparked the war so he could get the other gods killed and remain the sole God, with a capital G, ruling in a Trinity along with his son (Achilles) and the holy spirit (The AI that gave everyone their powers). Sounds familiar?

You should check out the author's early life section, and that of the guy who helped him get published at first. It's exactly what you imagine it to be.
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>>5599518
To be entirely fair, she's going to assume we'll only do things at the expense of her family. We don't have a reason not to, after all. I'm sure she'll appreciate honesty. Eat the ensuing Kleos damage you coward. Come on.
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>>5599518
While I generally favor Euripides over the other tragedians, I don't like either of his Iphigenia plays. Since Homer says nothing about the Iphigenia episode (for interesting reasons), for waifu-related reasons I've elected to make Electra eldest. I also happen to think that her personality in the Oresteia trilogy better suits an eldest child. Klytemnestra is currently pregnant with Orestes.

>>5599469
>>5599482
>>5599518
>Yes

>>5599470
>>5599493
>>5599494
>>5599502
>Yes, explicitly because it will benefit me.

>>5599471
>Maybe I will, Maybe I won't.

>A close vote, but in the name of getting another update out I'm calling it as-is.
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>>5599534
Fair

This anon >>5599493 supported both options, isn't it a tie?
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>>5599534
>>5599470
+1
so it's not a tie in any way
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>>5599538
I actually mischaracterized the votes. There's one pure yes, three "it could be bad for Menelaus but otherwise useful", and four "It's probably going to fail but is useful to me either way". In the future I would prefer if anons voted for one option alone since sometimes the spirit of these things conflict, but in this case it's whatever. There is general support for an idea of "yes, because even if it's a bad idea it will bring positive fruit for those of us whose honor it isn't staining"
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>>5599540
>1 post id breaks the tie to vote for the stupid option
The quest was fun while it lasted, it's only a matter of time before autistic samefagging ruins everything, as usual in popular quests.
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>>5599543
>ironically stated by a single post ID
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>>5599543
>samefagging
What other posts are mine mr sherlock?
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>>5599545
A 1 post id who could have voted but didn't.
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>>5599549
That is your fault
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>>5599545
It's just the resident schizo talking to himself. I should know, he's me.
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>>5599549
Doesn't make it less ironic, hombre.

>>5599552
But how do I know you aren't me?
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>>5599550
>Not samefagging is my fault
I guess it is. Samefagging can only be fought with more samefagging.
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Outis has appeared.
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New Nikon image incoming. I can't get it to give me proper homeric-looking armor yet.
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>>5599556
Now that is something I didn't expect to be referenced.
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>>5599556
We stole the Kleos he was supposed to get for outing crossdresser Achilles, this is his revenge.
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Forgot to post image.
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>>5599560
Nice.

Why he have a Dead-Space looking thing on the chest?
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>>5599562
Ask the ai. I told it an ancient greek style bronze cuirass. Picrel is my new favorite.
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>>5599562
It looks like it wanted to add a gorget. Which while yes it is armor, is not period correct.
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>>5599565
You should see some of the other ones it generated.
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>>5599534
>"I do not imagine he can succeed. The pride of a king cannot so easily be discarded. Even should Menelaus be willing, would the Trojans? I do not believe so. Nevertheless I am willing to hear his offer, and accompany him. If he should succeed I should be able to win some renown if not connections with those others who accompany him. If he should fail I may gain some insight into the Trojans, their warriors, their walls, their will. It can only benefit me."

At this you detect a hint of admiration in the eyes of the princess. How curious.

“You understand his folly for what it is but are sensible enough to make the most out of it. Perhaps we can come to an accord, Lord Nikandros. I have an offer for you.”

“An offer my lady?”

“My uncle is a softhearted man. The Trojan prince stole his wife and a great deal of treasure from his stronghold in Sparta. By rights we ought to be given the prince’s head, the treasure plus damages, and my aunt back. But knowing uncle, he may well be willing to accept only his lady Helen in order to avoid the strain of knowing that the deaths of untold thousands lay entirely on his head. It would be a perversion of justice, an unacceptable stain on our honor to leave such damages unpunished.”

You think as she ceases speaking for a moment to retrieve her jar and incense. Such an agreement would also be an unfathomable display of weakness from the Peloponnesian lords- whatever Menelaus’s reasons are, to lords foreign and domestic it will appear that they were too weak to take their price of the Trojans in full. The appearance of weakness in an army can be almost more dangerous than the reality of it.

“You want me to make sure no such deal is made.” She nods her affirmation. She wants you to be her inside man on the mission.

“Consider it mutual self-interest. A man like you- clever and strong- would have infinitely more opportunities to gain renown, connections, and wealth at war than at peace. My house would suffer greatly from an ill-formed peace, while we could gain much by conquest. That our interests align with justice itself makes it all the better.” It is an exceptional thing that a little girl speaks in such terms. Perhaps being raised with the obligations of an heiress to a kingdom hanging over one’s head like a sword will do that.

“Lady Electra, why should I accept such a deal? Why swear myself against peace in your name, even as I swear to your uncle that I pursue it in earnest?” The idea of it rankles you. It would be a deception the likes of which you are unused to performing. Not to mention the potential dangers of such an undertaking.

“I will make it worth your while lord Nikandros. While most women have little power, by virtue of my birth I have much of it. My father trusts my advice in counsel, particularly concerning social matters- surely you have goals which the House of Atreus could help you fulfill?”
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>>5599567
You surely do. The blessing of the High King, even if it is gained at the behest of his eldest daughter, could take your designs many places. Your sister’s prospects would be much better if her match were endorsed by Agamemnon himself- to say nothing of your own.

>Promises are worth little, and Electra could be overstating her influence; demand something substantial (what?)

>Agree. The favor of the princess could be immensely useful in the future, and she is right that peace would serve you ill in any case.

>Refuse. Such backroom dealing suits you poorly.

>Something else?

The politicking begins in earnest. Expect more in the future.
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>>5599569
>Agree. The favor of the princess could be immensely useful in the future, and she is right that peace would serve you ill in any case.

My logic is that this isn't just about Menelaus at stake, besides the southern lords by violating Xenia the Trojan's have spat in the eye of Zeus himself, and I don't think he's going to be satisified with a 'oopsie, here's your hostage back' while no one goes unpunished.
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>>5599564
This one look too good, even if come with extra fingers the rest make you forget about that.

The gigants with six fingers and two row of teeth are the Nephilim right?

>>5599566
>You should see some of the other ones it generated.

Show us the abominatios please

>>5599569
>>Something else?

>You are smart Lady, really smart, you should be proud of that, but you are wrong on that I look out for war.
>I want glory yeah, but there are more that I want, something that only peace will bring.

>I will try to do my best to make sure you family and all our kingdoms don't suffer such shame, but I have my reasons to want peace.
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>>5599569
>Promises are worth little, and Electra could be overstating her influence; demand something substantial (what?)
An advance payment that demonstrates her influence in some way; drop a hint that our effort will be proportional to the size of the advance, so she can decide how much she wants to risk on us and we get an idea of her influence. As for what form that payment might take, I have no ideas at all.
Also, insist on having no other proof of the deal; if she decides to go back on her word, she burns a bridge but we still get the war.
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>>5599566
>inb4 level three dildo armor

>>5599569
Damn, girlie is HOT for some war. I think accepting outright on the promise of a favor is silly, we should go into it with terms. Not aggressively stating she's got nothing to show for it but just to outline exactly what we're looking for in this transaction.

On the other hand, actually stopping the war before it happens would be the single funniest fucking thing, and it would almost guarantee Achilles' survival.

>Conditionally agree that she swears to back our search for a suitor for our sister.
Even though it may besmirch our honor and pride, we do have much to gain. And showing that we're also thinking about our family and not just personal glory would reflect better on us. Plus plus if we can get her to swear to join the matchmaking of our sister we may be able to get sis a husband even if we die. Should Electra truly take the oath serious.

Sis is gonna get her fucking man so help me.
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>>5599572
Some have nonsensical weapons, random stuff levitating in the frame, and some of them are just plain goofy.
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>>5599578
Adding more hands is the ideal way of increasing combat effectiveness.

Hecatoncheires gang
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>>5599576
+1
Berserker 3-armed Nikandros supports this.
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>>5599578
>Player: My warrior take the two-hand sword with his rights and the invisible rod with his left.
>GM: You need to hands to take the TWO-hand sword dude.
>Player: That is why I have three hands
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>>5599576
....we also need to find a wife anon, what if we mention that ? ...... Jokes aside i feel like Niko is being watched by a starving lion that watches a fresh piece of meat. In more than one way, anything that he says or do is being considered at this moment.
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>>5599569
>Ah, but would we be acting because it is just, or because it is unjust not to act. What if, by carrying out what is just, we act unjustly? There are important distinctions to be made here.
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>>5599593
Because you don't say that to a princess bro. That's basically saying "Yo marry me cunt".

>>5599594
>"Let's say - hypothetically - our just actions are conducted unjustly..."
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>>5599582
>Medium-size shield for protection
>Lance for medium range combat
>Club for close combat

>Non-mutants seething
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>>5599569
>>Promises are worth little, and Electra could be overstating her influence; demand something substantial (what?)
>>5599596
ye
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>>5599600
I'm just gonna say it now, anons don't have the balls or brains necessary to keep up with a chick like her for very long. That includes myself. It'll go pear shaped in no time.
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>>5599569
Basically
>Refuse. Such backroom dealing suits you poorly.
But say >>5599594 aloud instead.
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>>5599604
i think he would fit better with a provincial gal like him, based on his reactions with the southerners and feeling out of place in the great palaces/courts.
Politically that's not very advantageous of course, same for prestige.
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>>5599649
Damned if you do, damned if you don't, right?

We'll just marry a goddess instead. So much less complicated.
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>>5599576
+1
Greek Lady Macbeth.
>>5599652
If only Achilles had a sister.
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>>5599653
>If only Achilles had a sister.
The biggest pair of power couples we could have been. Achilles and Deianira and Nikandros and whatever Achilles' sister would be named because I do not know any ancient naming conventions.
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>>5599652
yep
hahaha
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>>5599569
>>Refuse. Such backroom dealing suits you poorly.
Electra is the one who fucks her father?
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>>5599569

>Agree. The favor of the princess could be immensely useful in the future, and she is right that peace would serve you ill in any case.

Her logic is sound, and we don’t have the diplomatic expertise or CHA score to convince the Trojans to make amends properly. From our perspective, war is likely inevitable.

We should ask for additional intel about Menelaus, Agamemnon, their favored advisors, their personalities, their goals? If she’s asking us to interfere we’ll need to know who is likely to join us. If we can discover who the “doves” are in Menelaus’ camp, perhaps we could even work to convert their opinions before the party reaches Troy.

Basically, if Menelaus asks us to accompany on the mission, we should deliver him safely and try to talk up his Hellenic pride along the way, while also working on his advisors behind the scenes.

Iphigenia is right - if Menelaus talks a big game and demands actual justice in the meeting, this would create the appearance of strength and also align with Greek virtues. This would probably be to the benefit of all Hellas, although we do run the risk of having the Trojans call on their reinforcements faster than canon. If this occurs, I’d wonder if we spark a series of battles across Greek and it’s surrounding lands…
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>>5599569
>Promises are worth little, and Electra could be overstating her influence; demand something substantial (what?)
An advance payment, as anon said above
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>>5599675

Derp, I meant Electra rather than Iphigenia here, obviously.

Oh and another thought - we could basically be on the lookout for ways to interfere with the Trojans’ war preparations while in Troy. Thinking out loud, we could even consider capturing or kidnapping Helen herself some of the Trojans who would be overseeing the war effort.
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>>5599679
>"How did you retrieve Helen from those churlish Trojans?"
>"I wore a wig."
Tactical genius.
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>>5599569
>Agree. The favor of the princess could be immensely useful in the future, and she is right that peace would serve you ill in any case.
>"I will not act underhandedly, but I will push and remind of the insult every step of the way."
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>>5599733
I can accept pushing for payment first too.
I want my chariot back
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>>5599569
>Agree. The favor of the princess could be immensely useful in the future, and she is right that peace would serve you ill in any case.
The mission has no chance of success anyway, we lose nothing by agreeing and might gain much.

Now, I hope all of you voting for an advance payment from a princess realize that it's very likely to be a kiss and you are doing it on purpose. It'd be terrible if we got involved with that clusterfuck of a family by accident.
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>>5599756
>a kiss and you are doing it on purpose.
She ain't tall enough for easy kissing.

There is a sort of humor in that this is the first waifu, by my reckoning, but the general feel I get, has been, BAD IDEA.

>My uncle is a softhearted man.
>to avoid the strain of knowing that the deaths of untold thousands lay entirely on his head

He definitely got that sympathy trait.
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>>5599756

This isn’t one of your animes, anon.

This lady is hoping to ensure the largest war that has ever occurred will come to pass, and she’s basically not above strong-arming her uncle to do it. She doesn’t strike me as sentimental and I doubt that she‘s going to offer us “a kiss” as payment. Asking for minor financial support is within reason, imho.
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>>5599793
>He thinks greek mythology isn't one of the oldest anime
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>>5599846
>The Olympians are a group of teenagers looking to oppose their parents and so they create what is basically a student council of sports to legitimize themselves.
>Literally a tournament arc

My side
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>>5599569

>Agree. The favor of the princess could be immensely useful in the future, and she is right that peace would serve you ill in any case.

With the mentioned caveats of "no shady shit" and "works for contingency? No, money down!"
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>>5599569
>Refuse. Such backroom dealing suits you poorly
don't trust our lying with our crud charisma
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>>5599756
I don't think she'd offer a kiss. Just because a quick smooch is worthless. At least if no one sees it. Sure one could argue that it would mean she is open to the idea of being courted and basically saying as much to Nikon but she doesn't even know if we are married or not so that would be a weird gamble to make. And her kleos would get fucking obliterated by the rejection afterwards.
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>>5599949
>At least if no one sees it
The gods are watching.
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>>5599952
That's just cause they're voyeurs. And I doubt they'd care anyway.
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>>5599570
>>5599675
>>5599733
>>5599756
>>5599910
>Unconditionally Agree

>>5599572
>>5599609
>>5599670
>Refuse

>>5599573
>>5599576
>>5599600
>>5599653
>>5599677
>Conditional Agreement

>>5599594
>Engage in some anachronistic shitposting

>A tie. I'll give it a minute for people to change their minds one way or another, but refusal is off the table.
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>>5599915
>Whoops, I missed you in the initial vote. Doesn't change the outcome though.
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>>5599997
I'll switch to conditional agreement to break the tie, but I warn you, I will reee if it ends up being a kiss
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>>5599997
I did agree on asking for something here if nescessary
>>5599735
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>>5600000
Null quints confirm, he'll be mad as hell if she gives a kissu

Which is fair. She's a timebomb walking.
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>>5599910
And so did this anon.
He and I also voted for avoiding going out of our way to sabotage the mission.
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>>5600000
GODDAMN THOSE QUINTS SON
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>>5599997
>>5600000
>>5600005
>>5600002
>While I understand conditional voting in order to prevent an option you don't like from winning, an explicit either... or... construct would be preferable.

>Conditional agreement wins. Quick runoff- which variation?

>Ask for an advanced payment to prove her ability, valued in relation to how bad she wants your services

>Ask for her to agree to back our search for a suitor for our sister

>Ask for her to get you a damned replacement chariot

>Something else?
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>>5599997
> Conditional Agreement
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>>5600074
>>Ask for her to agree to back our search for a suitor for our sister
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>>5600074
Oh wait is this a vote explicitly for those guys?
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>>5600074

>replacement chariot AND an nonspecified favor that we could cash in later upon success of our mission

A chariot upfront is probably trivial for a princess to produce - the favor is much more valuable to us.

Asking for money outright seems unpalatable
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>>5600074
>Ask for her to get you a damned replacement chariot
C H A R I O T
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>>5600084

Oh and to be clear, we could use the favor to find a suitor for our sister, if we don’t have luck on our own.
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>>5600093
Favors are the domain of w*ter witches.
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>>5600074
>>Ask for her to get you a damned replacement chariot
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>>5600091
>>5600097

>asked to organize an international war that will cost ten of thousands of lives and untold wealth to prosecute
>Nik decides that he just wants a new car

Are you guys for real? We’re sitting on open access to the royal family of Mycenae (the king shits of Greek) and you only want a chariot that any dipshit can afford?

If “chariot only” wins this vote, Nik doesn’t deserve his 17 INT score
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>>5600102
To be fair, this is a vote about a proof of her influence, not just what you're getting out of the deal. So it's more like "Oh, you say you have sway with your dad? Then tell him to get me a new chariot."
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>>5600103
This, it's a deposit, not the main payment.
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>>5600103
Yeah, she would have to be dumber then her dad to do the full payment before we even finish the job
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>>5600074
>>Ask for an advanced payment to prove her ability, valued in relation to how bad she wants your services

Lets see the limits
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>>5600103

I think you are misreading Homer here - this vote is for payment of the mission itself, not to “prove her influence”?

Homer, would you be willing to chime given the confusion here?
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>>5600118
Look at the ID again anon.....
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>>5600118
My man, I am Homer.
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>>5600119
>>5600120
I just want to point out how funny this is. The moment anon mentions the ID it changes.
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>>5600121
Mobile posting while cooking dinner man
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>>5600124
It's just the fates pulling a prank. 'avin' a giggle
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>>5600074
>Ask for her to get you a damned replacement chariot

>>5600124
You really should get a trip.
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>>5600119
>>5600120
>>5600124

Oops, I see that i was incorrect, apologies for any confusion.

>>5600084

I’ll change my vote to “chariot only” in order to move thing along.
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>>5600074
>Ask for her to get you a damned replacement chariot
And I would like to make it clear we're not going to do anything overly underhanded. We'll encourage Menelaus to keep his honour and have some standards, but we won't steal any sacred idols or anything.
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>>5600116
Supporting this
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>>5600074
>Ask for her to agree to back our search for a suitor for our sister
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>>5600078
>Suitor Help Promise

>>5600091
>>5600097
>>5600131
>>5600228
>>5600140
Noted
>Chariot upfront

>>5600116
>>5600233
>Prove it, degree up to your discretion

>Alright, writing now. You'll agree to act as her agent on the mission- if she can cough up a chariot as proof of her power
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>>5600239
>You snuck in right at the end. Doesn't change the outcome, but I see you
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>>5600239
Based sister supporter.
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>>5600240
FYI, Electra is ~14. Technically of-age for marriage, although only barely so.

“Lady Electra, I will not do anything underhanded in order to overtly sabotage the mission. I trust you are alright with that?”

“My lord, short of killing my uncle I don’t care what you do. Only make sure that an unacceptable peace does not come to pass, and I will be satisfied.” Such callousness! With her intellect she will be a fearsome opponent for her husband’s enemies.

“And how would you define an ‘unacceptable peace’?”

“The only kind of peace possible to be arranged, anything less than what the justice of Zeus Xenios demands: peace in exchange for the treasure, the Trojan, and Helen delivered into our hands.” Understandable. Now to talk terms.

“My lady, forgive me if I doubt the extent of your influence. Would you be willing to offer something upfront as well as after-the-fact?”

“Name it.” A haughty confidence accompanies this response.

“I recently had my chariot stolen from me. Could you see to it that it is replaced?” A new chariot is an impossible expense for you, but for a princess of Mycenae it should be a trivial cost. If she is as influential as she says.

“Done. It will take some time- much of the royal chariot fleet remains mothballed in storage- but I can assure you that one will be delivered to your forces at Aulis before you even make it back. And if you are successful in keeping the worst from happening, we can discuss more later. Anything else?” She has no hesitation in making the promise. If a chariot can be offered so casually then whatever further price she will offer you may well be worth your integrity. You hope.

“Could you give me some advice concerning how to influence those who will be joining us on the mission?” She seems sharp concerning people.

“My lord, you do realize I only learned of this idiocy through you, right? Do *you* know who will be accompanying uncle?” A scornful response, although supposing she would know the exact composition of the mission was pretty foolish on your part. She’s still human at the end of the day.

“Your father told me that your uncle would recruit Odysseus, Palamedes, and Telamonian Ajax to the cause.” She remains silent for a time processing this new information.
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>>5600309
“Palamedes is brilliant and lacking in manliness, but he remains a loyal ally of our house. You do not need to worry about him. Although, he will ascertain your ulterior motives if you are too blatant. Ajax is a warrior and uncle is likely only inviting him to intimidate the Trojans. He will be a nonentity in diplomatic terms but is likely a hawk at any rate.” Good news so far.

“Odysseus is the one to worry about. If half of what my mother says is true, he is just as intelligent as he is averse to anything which might disturb his rule in Ithaca. Which is funny, considering that the oath which binds him to the war was his idea. He is the one who will be trying to convince my uncle to take a bad deal. Unfortunately, I don’t know enough about the man to give you any angles to work. Threaten him perchance? He is short and not especially skilled at arms if my sources are right.” Bad news. Odysseus is famed as one of the most cunning men in Hellas. If he is your rival in this matter, you will have a tough time of it.

“As for Uncle Menelaus, he is easy to influence on account of his lacking intelligence. Further, he’s a proud man. If you can rile him up against the Trojans, he will assuredly not give them a sweetheart deal. He hates the Trojan Paris with a passion burning hotter than the pits of Hades. Use that.” You suppose that simplifies matters, although the candor with which she speaks of King Menelaus is rather unwomanly. One last thing.

“Will you need any record of our terms? I would rather leave no artifacts of our… arrangement.” She smiles again, the movement of her cheeks and red lips visible through the veil.

“Lord Nikandros: I know, you know, and the gods know. Need one better witnesses than these?” She has a point. The fact that the Crown-Princess of Mycenae is holding you personally accountable for the outcome of the negotiations is enough for you to remember the deal, and she does not seem the type to forget- or forgive. She takes your non-answer to be response enough.

“Very well, let us consider our contract struck. Lord Nikandros, I must see to the sacrifices now. Do you have any particular god or goddess you favor?” An answer immediately comes to mind.

“Nike.”

“The goddess of victory. How appropriate. I shall sacrifice to her a double helping for your victory and safe return. Until then my lord~” She walks past you towards the center of the household shrine. That is a clear enough dismissal.



You enjoyed a fine dinner that night- steaks, sweet unmixed wine, pastries, the most delicious vegetables you’ve ever had. Truly a meal for a king, and they served as much as you were willing to eat. Electra acted as if you two had never met. Agamemnon did not seem to harbor any suspicions.

After that, you slept in a bed that cannot possibly feel any less pleasurable than sex. Such are the bounties of kingship.
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>>5600312


One more day until your meeting with Menelaus. Agamemnon is busy greeting petitioners and arriving nobles in his hall, so you cannot spend time in there. Nor do you feel inclined to return to the shrine. Where do you spend this day?

>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.

>The Royal Library- another room in the palace complex contains untold thousands of records- taxes, messages, poetry and ritual texts, and surely more. You can’t read but still find yourself inexplicably drawn to the academic center.

>The Royal Amphitheater- a novelty to you, the royal palace contains a complex dedicated to performances- both of dances and of bardic songs. Maybe someone will show up there?
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>>5600314
>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.

Train, last time we didn't our will got pushed in.
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>>5600314
>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.
Gotta get fucking SWOLE. Nike would be disappoint otherwise.
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>>5600314
>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.
Training autism here we go!
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>>5600314
>>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.
Maybe we can find Achilles there and make a game of showing the soft southerners how battle is conducted?

More realistically we're gonna run into someone with a name I can't pronounce who is gonna put us in the sand. Actually a lot of names in ancient Greece aren't that bad. Especially compared to modern Greek..
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>>5600314
>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.
Training is the hobby of philosopher-kings.
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>>5600314
>The Royal Library- another room in the palace complex contains untold thousands of records- taxes, messages, poetry and ritual texts, and surely more. You can’t read but still find yourself inexplicably drawn to the academic center.
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>>5600314
>>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.

If we complete the mission can we ask the privilege of touching the rock's throne?

It is for religious purposes.
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I wonder how Nikon will try to pit his mind against Odysseus. That guy is cunning incarnate and definitely has a silver tongue. I can only hope that the man suffers brain farts like those he displayed in his eponymous tale.

In addition, I suspect that if we can gain the crown princess' favor, it could come in handy figuring out that whole deal of Hippo being an Argive cadet-prince, whatever that means.

Also, it's extremely amusing to me that Nikon got browbeat by a 14-year-old.
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>>5600314
>>The Arena- near the main entrance of the palace there is a large, sand-filled arena where the Royal Guard and menfolk of the House of Atreus train. You will do the same today.
inb4 we smoke these fools.
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>>5600433
We should pretend to be a clueless idiot so he doesn't get suspicious. We're already a lumbering giant, why not play that up? And then we pull the rug from under him when we orchestrate a tactical manoeuvre that will guarantee war. Or, we could just chat to him about it and convince him to use it as an intel mission.
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>>5600433
The good news is that since we're a northern lad he and the rest of them will probably just assume we're a bit bullheaded, staunchly traditionalist, and just a tinge violent. Which is basically true already. So long as we're focused on besmirching Paris and the Trojans and talking about justice and duty it should be pretty hard to see through. Since most of that is stuff Nikon personally does believe in. And if pressed on why we dislike Paris we just talk about how he is a famed archer but not a warrior of note otherwise, therefore likely a coward.

Actually we probably don't really know about any of the Trojan's reputations so we'll have to ask that on the way, then start to lean into it after they discuss Paris' skillset. So long as we just slowly and consistently inflame Menelaus it shouldn't arouse undue suspicion. And even if it does make Odysseus confront us or try we can fall back on our actual personality being dutiful and all to explain why we're so set on Menelaus demanding the proper restitution, because it is only right. As long as we seem simple in our reasoning and logic, and actions thereafter we should be in the clear. Like when you talk to some moron who repeats buzzwords and slogans in an argument but never has a real point of their own. Nikon can act like an ignorant ideologue.

Though no matter what we're probably fucked if we have to directly deal with Odysseus. He's just too damn clever.

Young people especially tend to be far more willful than they have any right to be, and her being a princess means she already has quite a right.
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>>5600457
>>5600452
These are great ideas bros. Let us remember them for when we meet the fellow!
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Agamemnon is gonna fucking hate us when he hears about our conduct on this mission. So let's be sure to at least try to ingratiate ourselves a little to our companions on the trip. We better pray Electra actually keeps up her side of the bargain and helps keep her daddy off of our neck.
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>>5600457
Makes sense. We really shouldn't have to lie or use any overt deception since it seems like Nikon genuinely believes in the cause of the war.

From the beginning of the thread:

>[Thessalian, Dutiful] You do not mind the insult to the Atreidae but the flagrant disrespect of Xenia offends you. The fact that the matter has escalated to the point of a general call to arms is no real surprise.
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>>5600457
>Nikon can act like an ignorant ideologue.
Sounds like a plan. However, I think the reputation we've started developing might interfere with such a portrayal, as in Nikon laying a clever trap through a board game tournament based on his understanding of lionhearted Achilles' character.

By this point in time, I don't know if Odysseus is still acting retarded to avoid going to war. But how can one fool the one who pretended to be a fool?

>>5600467
Yeah, maybe. Though, we could change our mind about following through with the princess's plans despite how that would clash with Nikon's honorable nature. It could really blindside everyone.
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Thinking about it, but do you suppose Nikon could ask Achilles about how to deal with a willful princess? Considering his wife was described as strong of mind.
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>>5600474
Our rep so far is that of a great board gamer. And Odysseus should be running on the retard act up until he gets dragged into this mission, so he probably won't have heard about us except through rumors of rumors. Like Electra had. And she only knew us as the guy who plays board games and not "The guy who tracked and tricked Achilles with a board game". Probably. But she knew us probably because as a princess she has more free time to hear about these things. Even Agamemnon didn't recognize our name despite being under the same roof as Electra.

So with Odysseus doing his best to stay out of the bullshit and act dumb he may not have heard about us at all except in passing, since he would be focused more on the dealings of the Trojans and Agamemnon and Menelaus. Since they're the ones who can bring him away from his family. As long as Agamemnon doesn't gas us up too much to his brother or our soon-to-be traveling companions our intellect should remain hidden.

Most of this is meta as hell though.
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>>5600485
>Achilles, bro, this little fucking girl just glared me into oblivion, how do you deal with women?
Nikon, spaghettilord.
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>>5600474
We can work on Menelaus indirectly - use Ajax to set up a fake dialectic by pushing for restraint, but make the peace side look weak. As the talks continue (I presume this will happen over days or weeks) pretend we're being convinced by Ajax and start putting pressure on Troy for bigger peace offerings. Odysseus can't manage Menelaus and the Trojans while plotting against Palamedes at the same time (I hope).
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>>5600317
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>>5600434
>Asskicking.webm

>>5600378
>Illiterate gigachad hanging out in the library

>No love for the theater, eh? Too bad. It's time for BLOOD.

>Give me 1d20-2, Bo4, to see how well you do against the Royal Guard. -4 as they're tier three mortal troops, Bo4 because they're mortals in a training setting.

FYI mortal troops have 5 tiers of training, with zero equaling "untrained levies" and generating a +4 modifier for your rolls against them. At tier five (Argyraspides-tier), mortal troops will get a -6 modifier to hero rolls against them in formation.
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>>5600492
>-4
-2 I mean. Damn it.
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>5600492
>Illiterate gigachad
Charlemagne.
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>5600492
imagine losing to mortals
now watch this 1
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>>5600492
Shit these mfers actually got hands? We really are doomed.
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>This is Bo4. Irregular I know, but you're 1v1ing mortals in a training setting.
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>>5600494
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>>5600500
>15, the Royal Guard caught your hands.
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>>5600502
I hate to admit this, but I forget how to do the negative bonus for dice.
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>>5600516
u just take em away roight guv, simple as.
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>>5600516
it's two sides of the same coin
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>>5600525
I think I'm picking up what you're putting down.
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>>5600502
The best soldiers of the Royal Guard are pretty good. Their strength and conditioning are top notch and they are as skilled with their weapons as one can expect of those with pure mortal blood. Their arms are excellent quality as well- finely forged full bronze panoply, with shields, swords, and spears to match. In drill and athleticism, they can almost keep up with you.

The cracks in their ability show once you begin sparring them. As is tradition, you start unarmed- bare-chested fighting in loincloth.

You win. Their best challenge you, sizeable and grizzled men who are crushed ‘neath your overwhelming strength and size. But what’s more interesting to you is that they repeatedly make the same mistakes. They continually use the same takedown defenses, continually attempt the same combinations, and continually you beat them with unconventional techniques. They seem blind to the sweep that invariably puts them in the dirt, or the creeping chokehold you impose with all the inevitability of the setting sun.

The same goes when you begin dueling them in armor with blunted weapons- their conventional training presents exploitable openings and they display no alacrity in correcting it. Even when you start fighting them in pairs, and then in trios, the results remain the same. You stand tall and they are on the ground nursing bruises and fractured bones. Sometimes it is pure strength that crushes them, other times it is a cunning opening blow, otherwise it is simple experience winning out over time.

These men are well-trained, well-armed, and well-conditioned, but they are untested. A thoroughly green force. You suspect your own soldiers, fighting with vastly inferior arms and armor, could give them a real run for their money purely on the skills your training and their combat-experience have beaten into them. When this force meets real enemies, they will bleed hard until only their best remain. Your men have already survived that winnowing process.

They seem to realize their inadequacy. Their morale has fallen dramatically- another sign of their untested spirits. When one of them, a younger man who has consistently gotten closest to scoring a serious blow against you, asks why he can’t win, you tell him with the brutal honesty why. Him and his fellows are the best of a peacetime army, but war will slough off their worst and harden their best.

You have won the respect of at least a good portion of the Royal Guard.

>+1 Kleos for beating up Agamemnon’s finest in their own house.
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>>5600570
That was the morning. As you rest while taking lunch among Agamemnon’s household, a visitor enters the dining hall. He is short for a noble, beardless and young. He joins you and Agamemnon at the head of the table. Agamemnon grins at his entrance.

“King Diomedes! What is the occasion?” Diomedes answers with happiness in his voice.

“War my king, I come to formally announce my entrance into the ranks of the strong-greaved Hellenes. My affairs in Argos are settled, and from here I march to Aulis. Only let me enjoy your company for a time, since the road will be lesser by far in joys than your blessed household.”

Diomedes. A distant cousin of yours. You share the same great-grandfather, Talaus, king of Argos three generations past. Diomedes’ grandfather, Adrastus, was older then your grandfather, Aristomachus, meaning that he belonged to the proper royal line while yours was a mere cadet branch.

Diomedes is one of the most famous men in Hellas. He lead the Epigoni against Thebes and conquered its seven gates, the most impressive military feat in at least a decade. He then won a brutal succession dispute in Argos after the death of old Adrastus, leaving him the youngest king in all of Hellas at twenty-two years old. He is known for skill and discretion, beloved by both gods and men.

To you Diomedes is a more complex figure. Technically he has little more claim to the seat of Argos than you- his mother was the youngest daughter of Adrastus, while you can claim a direct patrilineal line of descent all the way to Talaus as the son of Aristomachus’ eldest son. Yet circumstance put him in a better position to claim the throne.

You shouldn’t live in Thessaly. Your father was a lesser sort of royalty in Argos, but royalty nevertheless. His holdings were substantial. Yet your father’s family- the sons and daughters of Aristomachus- despised his choice of wife. A girl from a poor hinterlands family is not the kind of woman to help her husband take the throne, even if she bewitchingly beautiful. When he died, your aunts and uncles saw fit to exile your pregnant mother back to her home estates along with her young daughter.

That turned out to be a kindness for you. They are all dead now, put to the sword by Diomedes as he purged those who challenged his claim to the throne. You alone are the remaining male member of the House of Aristomachus.

How do you regard Diomedes?

>He killed your extended family, confiscated estates that should rightfully be yours, and stole your kingly birthright. Diomedes is your enemy, a rival in every way, and you WILL overcome him.

>You admire Diomedes. He is a great hero, a man who has in his short life become everything you aspire to be. That he killed your treacherous relatives only does him credit in your eyes.

>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.

>Something else?
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>>5600467
Not necessarily. As long as its not blatant interference on our part he should be fine. We shouldn't encourage a resolution but we're not about to start screaming about traitorous Trojans who are less honourable than Medea.
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>>5600573
Dropped my name and trip
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>>5600573
>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.

Our extended family rejected us, so it's not like we would really be in a position to benefit from being a petty royal anyway.
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>>5600579
Unless we wanted to dredge that up for drama, anyway.
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>>5600579
It's about prioritization of values. Is Nikandros a full-bore family-first kind of fellow, even concerning family that wronged him? Is he a seething lad who respects Diomedes's grindset? Does he leave his ancestral past in the past? I happen to think they're all feasible positions for an ancient noble.
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>>5600573
>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.

Sure, this is boring, but even the memory of Nikon's father doesn't inspire much emotion besides a standard to strive for. Why should Diomedes be worthy of admiration or even hatred when he has done nothing directly to Nikon?

Though I wonder how his skills will compare in Nikon's estimation to Achilles.

Material fortunes are fleeting. Fresh glory is what we want, ours and no one else.

If Diomedes somehow gets killed in the war, could that be an opportunity to press our hero's claim?
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>>5600573
>>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.
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>>5600573
>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.
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>>5600583
It's hard to say. By the same token, he could be just as bitter towards his relatives that kicked them out as towards Diomedes who I guess probably would have tried to kill us if we'd still been around.
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So we have experienced troops, but they need better gear. How long would it take to train a set of troops up to the Silver Shield level?
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>>5600573

>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.

After all Nikon has never lived in Argos, and was solely raised by his mother. Not surprising that he'd be more attached to the land of his birth rather than ancestry.
Thought if we gain enough Kleos, founding a Thessalian Argead dynasty sounds interesting.

Still, we are kin, and our fathers fought and died together, so courtesy should be given regardless of his royal status.

>>5600584
Not if Athena has any control over the matter.
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>>5600584
>Why should Diomedes be worthy of admiration or even hatred when he has done nothing directly to Nikon?
Frankly, the ancient moral framework which set clan honor on a par with personal honor is alien to us moderns but provides a compelling reason for either position. Sextus Pompeius dedicated his entire life to fighting the cause which his family dedicated itself against. Cicero Minor did the same, although he was eventually pardoned by Augustus. The Late Republican Romans only had a diminished form of this system, while the Archaic Greeks you play as experienced it in full. You could consider blood to be blood full stop, or hate your deceased relatives on behalf of your mother. Still, I leave it to you.

>>5600590
You don't "train" troops to Silver Shields level. Let a decade of constant war kill off all but the absolute best, and you will be left with a force that would be feared even as geriatrics.
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>>5600573
>>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.
Nikon would probably look at it analytically. Diomedes has earned his glories despite having a better starting point than Nikon. And it can be hard to love distant family, doubly so when you've never met them in the first place.

But he is kin, however far removed. So we shouldn't treat him as a nobody to us.

>>5600576
Yeah but you know how kings are. Even small slights can piss them off and a lot.
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>>5600596
So how did Nikon's parents meet? Sounds like they're in vastly different social circles, even if mother is a noble.
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>>5600595
Pro-tip, if you don't give a shit about your heritage you will not be given the plot-threads to press your inherited claims
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>>5600573
>Ambivalent about Diomedes. On the one hand, we by rights should be king instead of him, on the other hand, we're only in that position because of him. If he gets himself killed in the upcoming war it will be quite the opportunity for us.
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>>5600602
Oh I didn't mean pressing our claims on Argos, I meant it in the sense following in the footsteps of Caranus a few generations early and forging a kingdom of our own up north.
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I've said this before, and I'll say this again, but holy crap, Homer. Your writing style is something else. I'm definitely stealing lines from that training session with the Royal Guard for use in my own games.

>>5600573
>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.

Seems strange to be ambivalent with [Sympathy], but I like to interpret it more as "he's kin, but he also killed off other kin, but those kin were traitorous, so he's alright"
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>>5600609
Trust the classics enthusiast to be an excellent writer.
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>>5600573

>Something else

Homer, I know you hate when people fuse choices, but I think Nikandros might take a middle reaction as follows:

>He killed your extended family, confiscated estates that should rightfully be yours, and stole your kingly birthright. Of course, had you been in his position, you might have done the same, especially given that the family he murdered had betrayed you and yours long prior. You deeply respect his intellect, heroism, ambition and are keenly aware of the fact he may come to view YOU as a rival to his power, given your direct male line descent to Talaus. You are the better claimant to his throne, but perhaps time is on your side - war is unpredictable, after all.

So basically:

1) Nik respects that Diomedes clawed his way to the top.
2) Nik is only partially offended/outraged by Diomedes’ conducted and that he has lived a life in exile in Thessaly (because he honestly loves his sister and the wild country).
3) Nik is aware of the fact that Diomedes is sitting in his chair, but realizes that he is not in the position to actively seek this throne in the short term and obviously hostile conduct toward Diomedes is idiocy in the short term.
4) Maybe if Nik gets the opportunity to seek power later, he could take those steps, Diomedes is currently at the peak of his fame and power, and youth is on our side.
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>>5600639
>Homer, I know you hate when people fuse choices, but I think Nikandros might take a middle reaction as follows:

Don't worry about Homer, worry that no-one will vote this.

Write-in tend to get ignored, unless they're one of the first posts.
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>>5600691

I take your point but I’ve occasionally seen people come back to change their votes for a good write-in, although it’s hardly common.

Anyways I figure submitting write-ins are good for player engagement and encourages other players to do the same when they have a good idea.
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>>5600573
I thought about it for a while, and I'll switch from >>5600588 to >>5600639. I would prefer to go out and make our own fortune, but that's no reason to close a door.
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>>5600573

Homer, is Diomedes married yet?

There’s a possible future where we become a big deal and he starts getting nervous about our political aspirations; in that, marriage to Deianira might be a solution to both the suitor problem and also head off another succession crises for him.

Presumably we would get something very valuable out of the bargain…
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>>5600639
>+1
Anon has the right way of things
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>>5600724
>As Diomedes and the Argive forces travelled home, an elderly King Adrastus died of grief upon learning that his son Aegialeus had perished in the battle; as such, Diomedes was left as the last of Adrastus' male descendants. That being so, upon returning home to Argos, Diomedes ascended to the throne. In order to secure his grasp on the throne, Diomedes married Aegialeus' daughter, Princess Aegialia.
She ended up cheating, though accounts differ as to why.
This was right after the sacking of Thebes.
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>>5600754

Ah, thanks for clarifying.

In that case, we had best consider Diomedes more of a potential political threat. As we build our strength and power, he might try to organize to a hit on us unless we go out of our way to show that we have no interest in the realm of Argos (and I’m not sure that’s true).

It might eventually pay to have spies in Argos so we can be warned when he inevitably decides to have us killed
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>>5600639
Support
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>>5600573
>Ambivalent about Diomedes. On the one hand, we by rights should be king instead of him, on the other hand, we're only in that position because of him. If he gets himself killed in the upcoming war it will be quite the opportunity for us.
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>>5600639
I can support being on the lookout for Diomedes in case he decides that we are a threat to him though.
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>>5600639
+1
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>>5600579
>>5600639
I'd like to switch to this as well. After sleeping on it, this answer better encapsulates what I think about it from Nikon's perspective. Be a cautious opportunist.
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>>5600639
+1 Support
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>>5600573
>You feel no special way about Diomedes. You are Thessalian, a son of a Thessalian house- what happened in Argos simply has never registered as personal to you.
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In my opinion we should view ourselves as the founders of a new house, rather than the inheritors of a dead one. We venerate our father, but he wasn't able to secure our future under his own power unfortunately.
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>>5601028
>>5600798
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>>5600639
>Nothing personal, but a cautious antagonism based on the facts of your ancestry

>>5600779
>>5600603
>Ambivalent

>>5600609
>>5600599
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>>5600584
>>5601081
>Nothing personal

>>5600724
>Diomedes is married, although to a daughter of Adrastus (one of his aunts) rather than a daughter of Aegialeus

>>5600601
>A question your mother never answered before her mind left her.

>>5600609
>>5600617
Thank you! One always writes best about what one knows.

>Calling this vote so I can get writing.
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>>5600601

Hold on, are we supposed to infer that our mother was the source of divine blood for us?

She was super good looking but came from a backwater town and seduced our father…

I would also note that our sister has some witchy type abilities, and in Greek myth, Circe (sort of the prototypical witch) was the result of Helios and an ocean nymph pairing.

So maybe Helios or Poseidon is our grandfather through our mother?
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>>5601121

Actually I’m now almost totally convinced that Helios is our divine ancestor:

>flecks of gold in our and our sister’s eyes
>Helios has a strong magicky/rituals/oaths angle in Greek myth which fits our Dutiful trait and our sister’s witchy stuff
>the prostitute in the early part of the thread “fell to her knees” and Homer joked that this was appropriate given our parentage.
>Helios has a ton of kids and affairs

I dunno, it all sort of fits?
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>>5601138
I think the flecks of golds are a thing with all strong divine blooded, because Homer said he took it from Fortuna's quests and it was like that there
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>>5601148

Valid point.

Also Thetis did also sort of insult us by saying “you don’t look anything like your ancestor” which would definitely be true if our grand pops was the literal sun god.
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>>5601157
I think really few mortals, if any, look like a literal sun god.

My gress is that she was talking about our type: Strong, big and tall. Maybe handsome looks, the beard and hair too.

Maybe our grandpa isn't know as a good warrior (for a god) even.
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>>5601157
Man it would suck to be a descendant of Helios. He'd always be looking down on us.
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>>5601166
>In before it's just Zeus
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>>5601182
>Thetis be
>Notice Nikandros's ears are a big small
>"You are totally different from your grandfather"
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>>5601191
Fuck Agamemnon curse still affect me
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>>5601097
At the end of the day, Diomedes has wronged you and yours in theory. Yet he has also righted wrongs committed against you and yours. Your opinion on him is pragmatic more than anything- he ruthlessly eliminated anyone who was a threat to his rule in Argos. You suspect that may well include you, however far removed you are from the land of your father. And if you could one day become king of Argos… all the better.

The lunch passes quickly. Agamemnon and Diomedes spend the whole time speaking to each other. You can hardly get a word in edgewise, although do you end up learning a fair bit about certain lords. Apparently Idomeneus of Crete is a distant relative of the Atreidae and struggles with keeping the native Minoan population under control, thus from the great southern island “only” eighty ships are coming.

They also discuss the troop distributions of the various Peloponnesian lords. Agamemnon means to contribute one hundred ships worth of men, Gerenian Nestor ninty, Tydides himself eighty, Agapenor of Arcadia sixty, Menelaus sixty, and Polyxenus of Elis forty. The lords of the Peloponnese, collectively, mean to dedicate four-hundred and thirty ships.

It is an astonishing number of men, over twenty thousand in total assuming they speak of traditional fifty-man galleons. Yet from the way they speak of it, it sounds like the kings of Arcadia and Elis are keeping many in reserve to protect themselves from the depredations of the greater Peloponnesian lords. Your head swims at the fact that you sit at a table with lords who speak of armies many dozens of times larger than your entire homestead with no more interest than one might speak of livestock.

You awaken from your thoughts when you hear Diomedes calling your name.

“My lord Nikandros, how about a spar before I get on the road to Aulis?”

You accept. How could you not? It will be a good benchmark of your relative strength- you know yourself to be much weaker than Achilles, but he is an outlier among outliers. Diomedes is famous but probably not the same level of opponent. You and he head down to the sandy arena. Agamemnon follows, clearly interested in seeing two of his subordinates duking it out.

The sun burns strong on your arms, although your armor was thankfully stored outside of its heat. You are being dressed by some of the guardsmen, Diomedes likewise. You notice his breastplate- supposedly a magical artifact from his father- shimmering in a way different from how metal normally does under the heat of the sun. He is a much smaller man than you, but looks can deceive.
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>>5601200
>How hard do you plan to go against Diomedes in training? You will be using blunted spears, which deal 1d2 damage.

>Full bore. If you kill king Diomedes by accident, will anyone really hold you that accountable? (no modifier to strength damage bonus) If you dare…

>Train hard. You may injure Diomedes, but it won’t be lethal. (strength bonus halved).

>Train lightly. Diomedes is a powerful man, and it wouldn’t do to earn his enmity. (strength bonus thirded)

Interesting discussion on Nikandros's parentage.
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>>5601201
>Train hard. You may injure Diomedes, but it won’t be lethal. (strength bonus halved).

Show respect by treating a fellow warrior seriously.
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>>5601201
>>Train hard. You may injure Diomedes, but it won’t be lethal. (strength bonus halved).
He did ask for a spar.

I can't wait for Nikon to realize how absolutely busted Diomedes really is.
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>>5601201

>Train hard. You may injure Diomedes, but it won’t be lethal. (strength bonus halved).

I’m more interested in learning his abilities and combat potential. Not to mention, we need his help for the actual war. The power struggle for the Argive throne can wait until Helen is home safely.

Not to mention, if Zeus is really trying to kill off all the mortal heroes through an engineered conflict, killing Diomedes is counterproductive as well.
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>>5601201
>Train hard. You may injure Diomedes, but it won’t be lethal. (strength bonus halved).
My PC froze when tried to vote to go full bore.
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>>5601201
>Train hard. You may injure Diomedes, but it won’t be lethal. (strength bonus halved).
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>>5601217
You will meet with Menelaus after this encounter and I'll call the thread there. New bread sometime after that.
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>>5601201
>>Train rocky (Full bonus of our rock stat)
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>>5601217
Wise choice by your PC, it's only the second best warrior of the Hellene expedition we're facing
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>>5601226
I doubt it was the size of this thread that did it, since my entire PC froze and I had to restarted it.
>>5601231
To be fair I wanted to go all out to train, not murder him.
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>>5601148

What's the quests name?
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>>5601269
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=FortunaQM
Here you go, these should be the ones.
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>>5601294

Thanks
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>>5601201
>Full bore. If you kill king Diomedes by accident, will anyone really hold you that accountable? (no modifier to strength damage bonus
Anything less is disrespectful. If a blunt spear kills him, he wasn't good enough to come to Troy anyway.

>>5601138
It does fit, though I'm not entirely convinced. And Medea was also a granddaughter of Helios, more than one witch in his family.
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>>5601201
>Train hard. You may injure Diomedes, but it won’t be lethal. (strength bonus halved).
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>>5599509
Canonically House Atreides in Dune is indeed descended from Atreius through Agamemnon. There is a scene when all the forefathers scream in Alias head an Agamemnon demands to be heard as well.
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>You (mostly) want to go hard. Got it.

>Give me 1d20+1 for initiative versus my 1d20+10. I won't be able to write for a while, but we can get the rolling done.
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>>5601351
>I messed up my own trip, lol
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5601351
Oh fugg
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5601351
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>>5601351
Is it a bo1? Because if it is we just got destroyed
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>5601351
>10 modifier
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>>5601363
Its usually best of two I think.
Im happy with the fight being close. He looks like he did not hold back at all. Should our bonus not be like plus three since with 18 strength is would be plus six? Also this dude has 20 strength lol.
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>>5601374
That is unless he somehow has a bonus from being a more skilled fighter or when fighting blood relatives, which given his inclination to purge I would not be surprised if he did.
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>>5601374
I think it's the skills that made the difference
>>5591845
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>>5601374
I would think initiative would be determined by agility rather than strength.
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>>5601381

You're probably right. I just figured since Homer was asking about our strength that was factor. Makes more sense for initiative to be an agility check. Next we are rolling damage.
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>>5601374
I would put Diomedes as second only to Achilles in terms of actual combat prowess. The guy's fucking cracked.
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>>5601411
Athena agrees, and so would Ares, probably, if he ever answered truthfully
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>>5601411
But what about Ajax? That guy was trained by Chiron and based on comments about his size strong as hell.
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>>5601411
Then lets hope he is so used to relying on his speed and prowess that he can't take a punch.
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>>5601418
Boyo got magic armor which might make up for any lacking ability to take a punch.
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>>5601418
>Diomedes hate him, learn his divine secret click here
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>>5601411
This really, and that's without being Athena's golden boy as well (which means he likely has the Chosen stat boost)
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>>5601411

This guy is bullshit. God forged armor, wounded two gods, favorite of one of them, founded like a dozen citizens, worshiped as a hero divinity, possibly became immortal/aphotheosis, and did not die horribly or of old age.

Sorry I don't know how to do spoilers. I just left all the names out.
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>>5601417

Ajax is big, burly, and he can probably go Super Saiya-Greek at the drop of a hat.

We picked divine empathy but I’m sure Ajax picked divine wrath…
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>>5601429
OP anime protag.
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>>5601415
>ares has been a punching bag for thousands of years
You love to see it.

>>5601417
I'd argue it, yeah. I think the only time Ajax the greater was wounded in the entire Iliad was when he sparred with Diomedes. Granted his cheatsy armor deflected a blow from Ajax which almost certainly would have drawn first blood. And the two came to a draw when wrestling. Which should be an easy win for Ajax just because of how big and strong he is. Ajax is definitely third in my estimation. Just because Diomedes and Achilles are walking isekai protagonists.

>>5601429
You can hit ctrl+s if you're not on mobile. otherwise it's spoiler spoiler with [] [] brackets.
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>>5601430
Wrath is a double edged sword that cuts both ways. We don't plan on dying in this war. Ideally, atleast for me is learning the secrets of the gods, learn to read, or discover magic.
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Testing. Testing. All the gods are bastards
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>>5601435
Thanks.
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>>5601435
Can the armor stop him getting squished by a rock? Like a really big one?
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>>5601452
If it lands on his chest? Probably. Magic.

It's a good thing rocks are natures magic weapons anyway to counteract this. ROCKS NUMBAH ONE
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>>5601452
This is not some regular armor. This is armor forged by Hephaestus. You know. The guy who makes Zeus's lightning bolts.
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Rolled 19, 13, 20, 14 = 66 (4d20)

>>5601351
>>5601353
>Well, you're lucky I don't do crits. Diomedes wins initiative handily. Now for the first round of defensive rolls in the quest!

>I need 2d20, Bo2, (+1 Agility,+2 strength+?)I don't remember your equipment boni, will calculate when I get home versus my 4d20 plus associated boni I'll calculate when I get home
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Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d20)

>>5601500
Jesus that's some big rolls.
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>>5601500
bruuuuuh
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>>5601505
Man I ain't rolling no more. Dayum.
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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d20)

>>5601500

Rolling for fun.

This is the most brutal quest I have ever been a part of and I am loving every second of it. Thank fuck we picked the perk with regeneration.
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>>5601500
My freezing PC lied to me, going all out was the right move.
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>>5601504
>>5601505
That's pretty upsetting.
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>>5601504
>>5601505

Well, we just got bodied. Fuck.

The good news is that Diomedes has just reevaluated our threat level to “barely worth notice” and will probably not even bother to have us assassinated.
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>>5601512
I am sincerely glad we did not pick/forcibly acquire the rage perk. Given the amount of 1s, the low number of rolls, and the obscene amount of high rolls we have encountered we would probably be in negative reputation by now or worse.
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>>5601514
>yfw by going all out he takes it personally and gives us an atomic wedgie
>and spear-based lobotomy
Honestly I'm glad we can say that we were giving it an honest go but not all out. We'd have gotten clapped either way but at least now we only look kinda like a bitch instead of entirely like a bitch.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d2 + 5)

>>5601500
>>5601504
>>5601505
>Well, I don't need the exact numbers to know that Diomedes definitely hit, and definitely wounded.

>So, I'll roll damage- 1d2 + 6/2 (He also is going hard + 2 for spearmanship skill
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In a way this can be considered an honor. He takes us seriously enough to go at his absolute hardest and we get to be humbled, get to experience one of the greatest fighters alive who we can hopefully learn from upon reviewing this fight, and it would make some since we lack fighting with non-mortals or any real warrior skills.
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>>5601529
Damn near laid us out with a love tap from a wooden stick. He didn't rebreak our nose, did he?
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>>5601529
>So, to disambiguate-
>Diomedes: Initiative: 8 + 10 for agility
>You: Initiative: 1+1 for agility
>Diomedes: 20 + 10 agility + 2 spearmanship to hit
>You: 7 + 1 agility to dodge
>Diomedes: 14 + 6/2 strength + 2 spearmanship to wound
>You: 4 + 2 constitution + 2 armor + 1 shield to block
>Diomedes: 2 + 6/2 strength + 2 spearmanship for damage
I don't know why I mentioned strength above, may have been beer talking

Leading to

>2 v 18 initiative
>8 v 32 to dodge v hit
>9 v 19 to block v wound
>7 damage dealt

As you can see, you guys got fucked up. Don't worry, he's only arguably the second best warrior among all the Hellenes. Writing.
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This was a one-sided beatdown. Nikon got plowed harder than a catamite in the bathhouse. Thank goodness we didn't choose to view Diomedes as the rival to overcome; otherwise, his ego would have been shattered here as badly as his body.

Does bring up the matter of Nikon's skills not being up to hero snuff. Certainly can take down lesser men, but Nikon needs to be faster to win these initiatives and have better fighting skills if he's going to apply that strength of his.
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>>5601648
He was a big fish in a small pond.
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>>5601648
We'll just throw more rocks. That'll solve the problem.
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>>5601623
Once you are fully armored, you and Diomedes enter positions on opposing sides of the arena. You stand tall and proud. Looking down at Diomedes you feel confident that you can at least land a blow on the Argive king.

Agamemnon rises in the stands.

“Fight with honor gentlemen, until I conclude the match or either yield. Begin!”

When Agamemnon starts the match, you and Diomedes stalk towards each other. Shields are raised, spears held at the ready- you both know that the man across is a different breed of opponent than most. It is eerily quiet- the guardsmen and Agamemnon in the stands don’t jeer as you approach the center of the ring.

One pace, two paces. You don’t see any openings in Diomedes’ form. His shield is too broad to present an easy target of the leg or side. He makes no sudden movement. Nor do you. The distance between you both is closing fast.

You don’t see him strike when he does. The range is still too far on your view. Not so for Diomedes. The shorter warrior bursts from his readied stance faster than you can even react. At the very edge of his spear’s range, he whips the tip right toward your sternum from under your shield. It impacts your armor with a sickening crunch, strength equal to your own slamming bronze against bronze.

Something breaks. No, some-things break underneath your armor. Ribs no doubt shattered by the sudden force. With a proper spear, or if he weren’t holding back, that would’ve been a killing blow decidedly similar to the one you struck against one of those bandits.

The pain is agonizing, but you’ve had worse. No, another lie, this is likely the worst blow you’ve ever suffered. You clumsily swing back. Diomedes avoids it effortlessly and glides back to a safe range. You remain standing, weapons at the ready, even as your body screams. Agamemnon sees fit to let the match continue. Is it a test of your will, or does he genuinely not recognize the force of the blow that was landed on you?

>Now what?

>Yield. Diomedes has already won, even if the crowd cannot see it.

>Fight on. You know you can recover from this and hit him once. You won’t die if reduced to less than zero health in this context, but will suffer a malady of some kind
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>>5601670
>Fight on. You know you can recover from this and hit him once.

Fuck it, I'm game.
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>>5601670
>Fight on. You know you can recover from this and hit him once.
Welp guess i'll die now.
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How does aresteia get activated?
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>>5601670
>>Fight on. You know you can recover from this and hit him once.
Show him a good time, Nikon.

It's too bad we upset Achilles by staying here. And will upset him more by going on this secret mission. It would have been hilarious to see him get upset over Nikon getting beaten into a near coma by Diomedes.
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>>5601670
>Yield. Diomedes has already won, even if the crowd cannot see it.
Winning a spar isn't worth the risk of a malady with the war coming up.
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>>5601676
At the beginning of every stage of a battle, I roll for it. Various factors- divine patronage, recent trauma, and certain traits modify the likelihood of you getting it. You then can choose when to activate it, because you only get one Aristeia per battle. Your current build has a rather low opportunity for it, although Olympian Blood helps A LOT.
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>>5601678
>Upset Achilles
I don't know if we want to ever see that.
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>>5601681
Well bad news, he has quite a temper. And a couple of good friends going into this war.
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I wonder if the malady we can get could be brain related.
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>>5601670
>Fight on. You know you can recover from this and hit him once.
Yielding after one blow? Poor form.
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>>5601670
>Fight on. You know you can recover from this and hit him once.

Kek I hope the damage won't be permanent.
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>>5601670
>>Fight on. You know you can recover from this and hit him once.
VICTORY from the jaws of DEFEAT, just as NIKE intended
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>>5601722
>VICTORY from the jaws of DEFEAT, just as NIKE intended

>N-nike... I offer... this victory to... y-you.
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I'll eat my shoe if we land a blow on this guy.
>>5601691
This was me phoneposting from work fyi.
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>>5601732
I'll eat your other one if we hit him. Just so you don't have an uneven step. But damn would that be sweet. Just one hit, even if he shrugs it off completely. Against so superior a foe is an accomplishment. No matter that these men around us who've never tasted real combat would think.
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You a real one bro.
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>5601671
>>5601674
>>5601678
>>5601688
>>5601691
>>5601722
>Very well.
>3/10 Health Remaining (next turn you regenerate 2)

>Another 1d20-5 for initiative versus my 1d20+10

Here's how stat degradation works. You get a malus to your roll equal to the percentage under 90% health you're at- 60% in this case. That times ten is the malus you receive, equaling six in this case. No, it does not pay to fight on when you're badly wounded. Unless you're descended from Capaneus.
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>27
We getting some damage.
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Rolled 7, 8, 13, 15 = 43 (4d20)

>>5601767
>Well, degree of success/failure doesn't matter in combat. Another defensive turn it is.

>I need 2d20, Bo2 against my 4d20
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Rolled 6, 9 = 15 (2d20)

>>5601770
O' Nike, of your aid we beg.
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>>5601770
Well with a 13+10+2 we can't dodge, and a 15+5 means we'd need a 15 or 16 to block. Depending on how opposed rolls work in combat. Does matching count as passing for the attacker or defender, mechanically?
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>>5601772
>Matching counts as passing for you, of course. I don't like giving Nikandros edges he hasn't earned but some PC powers are non-negotiable.
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>>5601770
So for the 4d20, the first set of 2 determine the block, while the second set of 2 determines the wound?
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Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d20)

>>5601770
We need another roll right?
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I guess we're talking to Menelaus from a bed.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d2 + 5)

>>5601777
>No, I'm counting them as 1, 2, 1, 2

>>5601779
>Yes. Thanks for that. Unfortunately, the jobbing continues.

>He gets you again. It's a formality, but let's see the damage.
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>>5601771
>>5601779
I can't watch.
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Nikon's will might keep him in the fight, but his body is taking a nap. RIP the dream. It was a good effort everyone. Let's be sure to practice for next time we spar.

If I'm being honest, I don't think we'll be able to stand up to any of the legends without massively dumping all but two stats. And even then, not during the Trojan war. Brutal. Oh to be born built different.
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>>5601785
I say we just choose one between will and charisma and ignore the other desu.
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>>5601785
I think we'll have to lead from the rear against these heroes. Despite Nikon's high strength we just don't have any edge in skill at arms. Now imagine the world where literate won and we would be cruising with intelligence but no regen.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>5601782
>Well, you can't say you didn't ask for this. Let's see the severity.

>>5601785
The true war is a ways away. You will have time to acquire traits and pour skill points into combat stats... if you want. Remember, Diomedes is about as good as your opponents will ever get. This is the equivalent of meeting Khotun Khan at the start of Ghost of Tsushima. I mean to show you all that in the world of Homer retreating is legitimate and sensible (unless you're Achilles). Everyone has to run at some point, normally just after you've suffered a horrendous wound.

>1-14 and it's an impermanent injury, 15-19 and it's a permanent but unimportant injury, 20 and... well, let's hope it isn't a 20.
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>>5601791
What would 20 have been?
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>>5601786
I would argue against ignoring one of the stats, they'll always have a use. Sure, we might never be the intellectual equal of Odysseus, or have the pure combat skills of Achilles or Diomedes, but being competent if not good at everything shouldn't be overlooked.

Jack of all trades, master of none,
is oftentimes better than a master of one.
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>>5601792
You would gain the epithet Monopthalmus
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>>5601792
Nikon meets his grandfather and then fights his way out of the underworld.
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>>5601786
I sincerely and strongly encourage you to revisit the way stats improve.
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Guess we'll get to see if we bleed gold.
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>>5601786
The real issue comes with the skill related perks. Diomedes getting +2 on all spear rolls is actually a pretty big deal. That's 10% of his maximum roll value after all. That alone puts us behind the other heroes from the get go since in some cases that would require multiple levels to match the bonus it gives. It would be really bad if we didn't have dutiful to give us the bonus point per level.

>>5601788
If we had taken literate instead we'd probably not be fighting in the front line for sure kek. We'd be using telekinesis from our extra large brain to fling rocks, the patrician's choice. Nobles choice I mean. Yes.

>>5601791
The thing is though, we would have died if he weren't holding back on the first hit. Can't really retreat from instant death. It would have been even more lethal had we been using real weapons. I understand where we are in relation, it's just a scary thought that people should keep in mind. Just to keep our heads from getting too big. Like we just did. But this is training so it doesn't count.

>>5601793
We'd be the guy that the other guys come to if they needed something done. Well, when the other specialized heroes were busy at least.

>>5601796
If anyone wants to find the way stat scaling works just ctrl+f and look for +10. The first one in the thread has that nifty little chart.
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>>5601791
>11
damn I kind of wanted Nikandros to go one eyed, full big boss style
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>>5601807
>Diomedes getting +2 on all spear rolls is actually a pretty big deal
Makes me appreciate how strong Chiron training would've been.
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>>5601807
>It would be really bad if we didn't have dutiful to give us the bonus point per level.
Desu in the future I'm giving you three pointer per level rather than two. I've decided I don't like how low that number is relative to the amount of level ups you're going to get.
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>>5601814
It really was worth a 2 pointer, eh? No wonder he was the greatest teacher par none.

>>5601818
I can only imagine this as Nikon getting his ass beat so hard by Diomedes that he realizes his training has been insufficient and strives to work even harder in anything he pursues.
Also based.
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>>5601785
No shame losing to Diomedes anyway, unless your name is Achillies.
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>>5601824
>inb4 Agamemnon chirps about our skill not matching our stature I would vote to fuck his daughters out of spite for this
Certainly. I hope Diomedes appreciates being able to show off, as well.
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>>5601818
Very cool. That ~6 levels X 3 = 18 points
>>5601820
Yea, and I wish we picked it.
The only way I could see that happening again is Nikon dying, and we make a new character, but that is really unlikely unless we go charging off into danger or the fates are cruel with rolls. And I would try to convince the second run to be the mad oracle one.
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I can only imagine the faces of the men who peel off our armour and see multiple broken ribs from the first blow
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>>5601829
Mad oracle with autism. What the hell is he talking about? Even the gods can't figure it out. But I'd feel bad for getting Nikon killed. Think about poor sister.

>>5601832
>Oh that's strange body paint. Wait why is his chest so squishy? Oh those are bruises. And broken ribs. Fuck.
It takes a special kinda guy to stand up with several busted ribs. And to keep fighting no less. Pain is a suggestion.
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>>5601834
>Think about poor sister.
Easy, just marry her as the mad oracle then. Even though making the kwisatz haderach with Cassandra would be cool.
>And to keep fighting no less
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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>marrying sis to a schizoid
She deserves the BEST
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>>5601814
Remember that you chose the combat trait that takes the most investment to get value out of. Your peak strength and constitution are absurd, but they will take commitment to reach...
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>>5601793
>Jack of all trades, master of none,
>is oftentimes better than a master of one.
>There are no known instances of this second line dated to before the twenty-first century
This is just modern, revisionist cope. I pity the zoomers who have no idea just how many things have been revised recently while everyone pretends that we have always been at war with Eastasia
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You haven’t lost yet. Yes, there is a fist-sized dent in your armor and every breath is a fresh agony, but you can’t possibly go down like this. Can you?

Diomedes sits behind his shield, eyeing you nonchalantly. Perhaps he expects you to yield?

You won’t. Lumbering forward, you prepare to thrust straight at his shield, hoping raw strength will-

Darkness.



Before you really wake up, you feel the headache. The aching, pounding pain that crushes every thought you have.

You’re in a bed. You’re also naked, although your chest is bound in cotton cloth tightly. You begin to sit up-

An even worse pain than what is in your head erupts from your chest. Just as quickly as you rise, you fall back down. How did you even end up like this? You don’t remember. You are unable to summon any memories of the last few days. You’re in Agamemnon’s palace. You… made some kind of deal, you think. The details are not forthcoming. Not through this pain, anyways.

>You’re concussed. You’re going to suffer a -2 to Willpower, Intelligence, and Charisma (the stats, not the boni) for a little while.

A voice. A woman’s voice? A girl’s. You open your eyes and turn your head. The light hurts too, and your vision is blurred.

She’s wearing a veil. Black hair peaks through. Do you know her? No. She’s shorter than… her name, what was it… than Electra, the Crown-Princess. How is it that you know how tall Electra is? No matter. That means this is either Iphigeneia or Chrysothemis.

You try to call her. Gods, your mouth is dry. Luckily she detects the attempt anyways. She comes over to your side. Her hand grabs yours, totally dwarfed in size. It’s a soft thing.

“Lord Nikandros, you’re awake. We were beginning to worry you wouldn’t wake at all.” Her tone is soft and caring. She looks closer at your face.

“You must be thirsty. Give me a few minutes.” She slips her hand out of yours and leaves the room. Alone again.

You must have gotten into a fight. Lost one, more like. You’ve never lost consciousness in a fight before. Yet you live. A training bout then? What kind of monster could do this to you in a simple spar?

She returns, cup in hand. Tilting it over your mouth, you open your lips to accept the liquid. It’s a slow pour, slow enough that you don’t choke on it as it comes down. You drink and drink until it is empty.

The girl takes a seat near your bed. For a few minutes neither of you say anything. Your vision is steadily clearing up. Your throat also is no longer dry. You decide to try speaking again. The words come out roughly.

“What happened to me?” She takes her time with the response.
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>>5601881
“You lost a... duel... with Lord Diomedes according to the guards that carried you in here. Yesterday. Apparently you didn’t yield when he did *that* to your chest, and paid for it with a spear to the forehead.” She shakes her head.

“You’re lucky Lord Nikandros. Your helmet stopped the worst of the blow, or otherwise you would have much suffered worse than that headache. Oh, but I’m getting ahead of myself. I’m Iphigeneia, daughter of Agamemnon.” She curtsies. You don’t respond to her introduction. You’re unsure exactly what you can say at this moment. She continues.

“You’ve been asleep for over a day now. When you came in, your chest was a mess. I, my sisters, and our attendants had to work a long time to make sure you didn’t drown in your own blood. You heal quickly though- your ribs are already firm enough that we had to bind them so they could set properly. Electra tells me you’re going to meet Uncle Menelaus tomorrow. You should really talk to him in bed- there’s no telling what might happen if you try to get up.”

So, Diomedes did this to you. That only begs one question.

“Princess Iphigeneia, did I get him back?”

“Pardon me my lord?”

“Diomedes, did I injure him in turn?” She shakes her head, less a response than sheer incredulity at your priorities.

“No, my lord, you did not ‘injure him in turn’. I overheard the guards gossiping about how he beat you without taking a scratch. May I ask you something? Why do you men like… *this*?” She gestures at your chest.

Is she asking you why you like fighting? Or hurting people? Or war in general? Maybe all of the above?

>What say you?

>”What all men like I cannot speak for my lady. I like fighting, and I’m good at it. Peace is no place for me- in battle I am really alive.”

>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”

>” Whether one likes it is irrelevant my lady. We do it for duty’s sake; it is the duty of a lord to stand at the forefront of battle. We are offered pride of place in peace, and so must suffer pride of place in war.”

>Something else?
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>>5601883
>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”


>>5601840
It's not like we understood your system at the time, or expected that a genetic trait would actually be the one that needed the most investment. The choice of where to put our points now becomes brutal, since we're essentially not good enough in anything. If this was a video game, this would be the point where I restarted and made a new character with a better build.
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>>5601884
To add to that, the dice system's absolute brutality is also a factor. This is the first quest I've seen where the NPCs actually roll more dice than the protagonist. Jobbing has almost been preordained.
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>>5601883
>>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”
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>>5601883
>” Whether one likes it is irrelevant my lady. We do it for duty’s sake; it is the duty of a lord to stand at the forefront of battle. We are offered pride of place in peace, and so must suffer pride of place in war.”

That darn honor and pride along with duty. Lean into that dutiful trait. Which I suspect shall harm us eventually when duties clash.

The kind sister, poor Iphigenia. I hope we can avoid her fate.

So we got +3 points to work with for the next level up, along with a new trait. I don't quite get how levels are awarded yet, but considering our last one was directly after story-worthy W. So, I guess our best chance of a level-up would be after the diplomatic mission to Troy, depending on how that goes.

I'll admit my temptation to have us dump the points into agility so we have greater chances of hitting stuff first and letting that strength of ours do the work. Getting flat bonuses such as skill in spearmen ship would be nice, but I need to figure out how we get that.

Though, I don't know how long Nikon and the rest of the fleet will be stuck traveling to Troy in the first place. So investing in willpower or intelligence might be better. Though there's also that +10 from getting one of the stats up to 20, of which strength is close.
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>>5601883
>” Whether one likes it is irrelevant my lady. We do it for duty’s sake; it is the duty of a lord to stand at the forefront of battle. We are offered pride of place in peace, and so must suffer pride of place in war.”
>” Whether one likes it is irrelevant my lady. We do it for duty’s sake; it is the duty of a lord to stand at the forefront of battle. We are offered pride of place in peace, and so must suffer pride of place in war.”
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>>5601884
>It's not like we understood your system at the time.
Yeah, I feel this sentiment as well. When picking the starter traits I didn't know how much a +1, +2, or +3 to stats could mean. Or that increasing caps would mean a +2 past the normal bounds if invested into. Though, I'll admit these are questions that could have been asked at character gen.
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>>5601883
>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”
Duty doesn't motivate a man to go above and beyond in starting a war.
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>>5601884
>not good at anything
Yo did you SEE that collateral we got with a boulder? Fucking mint, bruv.

While we may be lacking -mechanically- right at this moment. We also have the advantage of having more than one brain to work through our problems, and the general acumen amongst ourselves to utilize that effectively for the most part. We've also not had the chance to actually utilize our prime skill yet. With tactical genius we can basically cheat by using strategies that shouldn't exist for centuries, and strategies that simply shouldn't exist at all, effectively.

So yes, we are getting our balls busted, and will likely do so for a while, but we will have our day in the sun. Especially since we - unlike the other characters in the story - can course correct as we go along. Even if only somewhat. I get it, but it's also not a lost cause of a build either. Unironically throw more rocks. We should carry a pouch of fist sized stones and start baseball pitching them at people. That'll give someone a concussion even through a helmet.


Also even if we had better optimized, a lot of the rolls we have failed we still would have even with higher stats. The dice are fickle. But the dice of the past don't affect the dice of the future so that is a hollow consolation to offer.
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>>5601884
"Since we're essentially not good enough in anything"

Relative to the absolute best at everything, yes. You are neither as socially adept as Odysseus nor as dead-killy as Achilles. In no possible world would I have ever allowed you to be such an absurd gary-stu. However, you have the ability to easily as dangerous or as smart as anyone in due time. Provided you specialize. Even now, you are more dangerous and more intelligent than the majority of the many named characters in the Iliad.

Most of your opponents here on out will be nowhere near as skilled as the best of the Hellenes, which is why I previously described your current build as "decidedly mid-tier" among the warriors in the quest. Further, I will remind you that the bonuses grow in magnitude over time. 14 CON = +2 health, 17 = +5, 20 = +10.

And you will gain access to new traits which will improve your abilities further, based on actual in-quest activities. Do not despair my man, this is only the beginning of the hero's journey!


>>5601885
The distribution of dice depend on situation. In this last fight, you and Diomedes were rolling 2d20 (the basic roll for this quest) because it was essentially a fair environment. When you butchered the bandits earlier, that was a perfect example of an unfair fight. You caught them by surprise and were rewarded with an overwhelming statistical advantage. When Electra mogged you, it was because you challenged the authority of a princess in her literal place of power- the shrine which she personally attends to. When you lied to Agamemnon, you had the advantage because the king had no alternative source against which to test your lies. So on and so on. Never take fair fights- crush people outright when you can, or maneuver for advantage when you can't!

>>5601888
Level-ups are based narratively. I feel safe in telling you now that you will get one when you reach Troy itself, and sooner if you do something kleos-worthy. I also feel safe in telling you that it is going to be a *while* before you are fighting over the gates of sacred Ilion. The Trojan War was a circuitous affair which had many strange about-faces.
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>>5601883
>” Whether one likes it is irrelevant my lady. We do it for duty’s sake; it is the duty of a lord to stand at the forefront of battle. We are offered pride of place in peace, and so must suffer pride of place in war.”
Guess we shouldn't try challenging anyone else for a while.
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We need to buff strength, constitution, and will. We should also try to get Agility up to at least 3 more points.
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>>5601896
I didn't say not good. I said not good ENOUGH. We would have had the advantage of multiple-brain-anon autism anyway and Tactical Genius, while a great trait, is not applicable in duels like this. We can butcher normies, but that's nothing to be proud of.

>>5601898
DIomedes is vastly superior to us in combat strength AND more intelligent AND more charismatic. Look at the modifiers he had. We'll have to cripplingly specialize just to match him in one aspect and he'll still be better than us in everything we didn't pour all our points in. We are not good enough at anything. We CAN become good enough at something, but I see no way to become good enough at more than one thing, like the real heroes are.

Kinda difficult to gain advantages like that too.

>>5601903
We have 18 points. I'd love to see the proposed build that will let us match Diomedes. And Agility is apparently super important, since it governs initiative, hits and dodges. Strength is useless if you never get the chance to hit.
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I imagine we would get a sick trait at our next level up if we get our strength to 20 since that is the "mortal cap". Also, we chose a pure strength and pure int build so now is not the time to double-guess ourselves.
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>>5601908
>Also, we chose a pure strength and pure int build so now is not the time to double-guess ourselves.
I wanna hit stuff hard physically and mentally, but they so fast, Anon.
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>>5601908
>pure strength
>and pure in
That's not pure anything anon. At best it's half and half.
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>>5601907
Have you played Eldin Ring? I imagine fights here are a lot like that in terms of stats and how they relate to combat. We should go for a Godfrey build rather than so generalist build. Also, this fight gave me a serious tutorial boss vibe which later is revealed to be a late-game boss vibe.
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>>5601912
Have you ever even heard of the Olympic ideal? Master of the mind and the body?
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>>5601907
You're mistaking Diomedes for Achilles anon. You are smarter than the former already, although he does have you soundly beat in Charisma, your dump stat. You and he are equally strong. You didn't see this, but he only has a somewhat higher constitution than your own. Where Diomedes has you outclassed utterly is in terms of agility and martial skills. Which will take you time to match, yes, but matching Diomedes in these things doesn't mean you're "good enough"- it will mean you have ascended to the highest tier of mortal warrior. I promise this isn't cope.

>>5601913
>Also, this fight gave me a serious tutorial boss vibe which later is revealed to be a late-game boss vibe.
Yes!
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>>5601918

So what you're saying is that his stats are even more broken than Achilles who has literally been raised to be a demigod-like hero and warrior since birth?
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>>5601913
I have finished Elden Ring, with a STR/INT build actually. They're not really relatable. In ER, whether you hit or not depends on your skill as a player. Here, it depends on Agility. We could max out level, pump out everything in STR and CON and Diomedes would still body us with his agilty and spear skill

>>5601918
Diomedes has us soundly beat in Charisma and Agility and is equal or barely better at Strength and Con, our best stats. It seems that there is literally no way for us to be as good as him in everything. Even at max level, we'll not be as good as the best heroes of the time, at best we can rival them in ONE aspect if we specialize, and we should adjust our expectations accordingly.
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I'm a bit sad that we didn't get to see what magic Diomedes' armor had.
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>>5601907
All I'm saying is the one thing we excel at, possibly more than anyone but Odysseus, we haven't done yet. You're writing off a thing because it can't be used in duels, when we won't always be dueling. Picture it this way, if we had been on the Trojan side, and saw that huge fucking horse roll up, with tactical genius we could have thought "Hey you could hide some men in there." and could you image the absolute disaster it would have been for the Mycenaeans if someone had checked for that? Apples and oranges man. Fitting a square peg in a round hole.

Plus Diomedes is just a bad thing to compare to, he is deified after he dies. He isn't built normal and Athena is sucking his dick constantly. Maybe Patroklos would be fairer at this junction. And he's really not a bad warrior.
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>>5601921
Both int and strength relate to damage and what weapons you can use. Agility relates to dodge and dodge allows to get in positions to hit. We should maybe acquire a shield, armor, or something else to allow us to better take a hit.
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>>5601920
>>5601921
No.

>Strength: You = Diomedes << Achilles
>Agility: You <<< Diomedes <<< Achilles
>Constitution: You < Diomedes < Achilles
>Willpower: You < Diomedes < Achilles
>Intelligence: You >> Diomedes = Achilles
>Charisma: You << Diomedes < Achilles

As you can see, Achilles is the one who will be better than you in basically every way. You most certainly can be better at fighting than Diomedes by the time your fighting in the Troad if you're dedicated to it. Yes, you cannot be better than one of the most famous heroes in the whole war in every respect- you can be his equal, not his better.

In combat, Agility is necessary to win initiative, hit, and dodge. Strength is necessary for wounding and damage. Constitution is necessary for blocking and health. Initiative is only relevant on the first encounter, and after damage is dealt. In this fight, you didn't have a chance to strike back because you neither dodged nor blocked his blows. You also rolled awfully, while I rolled well.
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>>5601930
Thanks for explaining combat it is great appreciated.
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Diomedes also has Favored (Athena) for a free +3 in any fight and he's a fellow rockchad. It's not just over, it never even started.
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If we digging into mechanics a bit more, is it possible to unlock another trait for divine blood? I know we can upgrade the sympathy to empathy, but could we gain the paranoid trait?
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>>5601930
>Achilles
>Dionedes
Anyone else who'll always be better than us, or can we hope for third place, at least?
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Well, damn. Consider ourselves humbled, I suppose. That being said... I suppose we were never going to win against the second greatest Greek hero of the Trojan War, especially not in a fair fight during the start of our journey.

We'll just have to hope that we nab some cool statboosting traits later on. Maybe look into bows or slings while we're at it. It does suck to lose this hard, but... we'll get him back for this, I'm sure.
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>>5601939
>Anyone else who'll always be better than us
Hector or Ajax.
They're both Heroes with a capital H. Good news is if things go the proper way, they'll both be dead, and via process of elimination we can get 2nd or 3rd.
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Also, that plan about acting dumb to fool Odysseus can go ahead, since we have a concussion.
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>>5601939
Why do we need to be the best, anyway? We just need to be glorious enough to satisfy our ego and get our sister a husband. And tell the rivers to fuck off and die forever. Let's make sure we don't lose our actual goals in trying to one-up people who have a specific fate. Especially since 90% of them are going to die in this war anyway. Surviving it already makes us better than them. So let's focus on that.

>>5601942
kek who knew being punch-drunk could be seen as a silver lining.
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>>5601943
>Nikon, hero of failing upwards.
We literally got a chariot via failing a roll as well.
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>>5601944
We are fast tracked to becoming the god of victorious defeat.

Actually are we sure Nike isn't just a tsundere?
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>>5601946
>Tsundere Nike
That's very bad, the gods take everything up to 11.

Anyways, I bet our kleos took another hit, but at this point that stat is a punching bag of comedy. It's funny to think we would have +kleos if we just didn't keep on putting Nikon's foot into his mouth.
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>>5601949
>I don't like him, watch, I'm going to break him in half.
>You know he's planning on looking incompetent, right?
>Shut up!
I'm just saying.

We're just edging our reputation that's all.
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>>5601946
>yez, nike here
>he's fighting diomedes?
>let him get heemed
>and spike ze points
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>>5601930

Thanks for the breakdown, Homer.

Well, I think with 3 stat points we can quickly become pretty competitive.

To all the players whining that this quest is too hard - be patient! We just deducted to spar with an end game boss at level fucking 2.

That being said, it’s become clear that we need to focus on our combat stats. Next level up I’m going to push for +1 to agi, con, and int.
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>>5601883

>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”
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>>5601930
Dexchads wik again
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>>5602008
Win*
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>>5601883

>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”

We are a cloutchaser with a heart of gold.
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>>5601883
>>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”
A hero after Nike's own victorious heart
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>>5601883
>” Whether one likes it is irrelevant my lady. We do it for duty’s sake; it is the duty of a lord to stand at the forefront of battle. We are offered pride of place in peace, and so must suffer pride of place in war.”
Dutiful trait
I would say that I wished I wasn't sleeping to yield, but my voted wouldn't have mattered.
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>>5601818

Homer, do you mean that we would get an extra stat point next level for 4 total? (because we only got 2 points on our first level up).

No worries either way
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>>5601883

>” Whether one likes it is irrelevant my lady. We do it for duty’s sake; it is the duty of a lord to stand at the forefront of battle. We are offered pride of place in peace, and so must suffer pride of place in war.”

I was despairing last night, but it wouldn't be a /qst/ without a little seethe. I'm eager to bathe ourselves in future glory!
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>>5601786
This is me. I hate how I get a new ID everything I go to work.

>>5601930
Thanks for recapping this Homer. I'm retarded.
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>>5602128
Everytime**
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Just caught up with the quest, and seeing how combat works, I’m convinced Giant is an awful and wasted trait. Strength is easily the least important stat in combat, followed by constitution, with agility easily and far away being the best. I initially thought this was a turn based combat system, but we had to immediately roll initiative again after taking damage, which means if your agility is insufficient, none of your other stats matter since you will never even roll to hit. You can completely dump strength and constitution and you will dumpster absolutely everybody if you have good agility. Especially since health values are low enough that taking damage from almost anything makes it difficult to impossible to ever win initiative again from the debuffs you get after taking damage. Constitution can help with this a little by giving some breathing room, but without agility it’s just delaying the inevitable.

Giant is especially bad because it’s full potential requires you to further invest in bad stats instead of getting other stats that would actually help you. It’s a serious trap skill that we fell for and are stuck with. Our main saving grace is we get 3 points per level and our agility isn’t *that* bad, so we can eventually become a good fighter if we train hard into agility, but wow are we suboptimal.
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>>5602166
On top of being mechanically a waste, it also makes looking for a partner harder, since we need someone who would be able to handle an almost 7 foot bulky man. We also make for an obvious target im combat and are utterly incapable of stealth or subtlety. I almost think this actively works against us.
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>>5602166
>>5602170
Imagine waiting to win over Diomedes on the first thread.

You want to fight Achilles too?

Lets keep lvl Str, we would kill armies of trojan soldiers.
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>>5602166

>I initially thought this was a turn based combat system, but we had to immediately roll initiative again after taking damage.

Right, but I think that this is only because we blew our defense rolls so badly?
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>>5602166
>I initially thought this was a turn based combat system
Allow me to make this clear- you only have to roll initiative again IFF you take damage. Which can be blocked by constitution on the block roll. So, imagine that you rolled a 15 for blocking on that second turn. You would then have gotten an offensive turn to respond instead of having to roll init again. Yes, a character with high enough Agility will never get hit and will never miss. But without strength to contest the opponent's block roll, they'll never deal damage either. I will be writing up a PDF for the next thread to explain the combat system.

>>5602170
>since we need someone who would be able to handle an almost 7 foot bulky man
I'm just going to tell you that this isn't true. As in real life, height does not perfectly track with cock size.
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>>5602184
What's funny is if we were going off of average cock sizes relative to height, with the average man being around 5'7" and the average cock being 5 inches then Nikon's cock would probably come out to around 6-7 inches.

Unless Nikon was packing the entire sausage factory down his robes he wouldn't have a dick you can kill someone with. Even if he were on the bigger side.

It's still fun to meme about magnum dongs and I will certainly do so if the chance arises
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>>5602181
I said nothing about expecting to beat Diomedes, these are just my insights on combat in light of seeing it play out.

>>5602184
This makes me feel a bit better about it. We should definitely prioritize con and dump strength from now on if we aren’t going to pursue agility.

As for bulk, I was also talking about physical compatibility outside of just penetration. Being this huge makes us not only intimidating but difficult to interact with in general when women need to crane their necks to even see our fave when we stand up.
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>>5602193
>to even see our fave when we stand up
face
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>>5602166
>>5602170
Yep, that's exactly what I meant when I said this would be the point where I reroll. The other picks are fine, but it'd be better if we got almost anything else other than Giant.

>>5602181
>Lets keep lvl Str, we would kill armies of trojan soldiers.
And without Agility, if we duel any Trojan hero we will die.

>>5602184
Initiative is one aspect. If you don't have high Agility, your opponent will play first in battle, which is bad enough, and if you get wounded once it's pretty much GG. But Agility also governs to-hit and dodge. So even if we do roll high on the CON roll and block, we'll just miss on the counterattack because we're both crap at hitting things AND the opponent is good at dodging. Without Agility, we simply will never be able to land a hit, no matter how high our STR or CON are. Or altenatively,
AGI is used in Initiative AND to-hit AND dodge
STR is used in to-wound and nothing else
CON is used in block and nothing else
AGI is clearly and far away the best combat stat and Giant was a really bad choice.
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>>5602204
Also there is a stat debuff with less then 90% hp, so hitting first and not getting hit is the best course of action. Agi is the god stat.
Kind of reminds me of those stunlock eurojank games, like Gothic
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>>5602204

But what if we just wanted to be a big boi? Not every PC has to be a mechanically-optimized monster.

Don’t be cranky about decisions that have already been made, help us make better ones in the future.

Sounds like you want us to pump AGI from here - duly noted! This seems like good advice that we have a bit more experience with the combat system.

P.S. I’m pretty sure that no one would be complaining if Diomedes had botched his rolls.
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I'm also regretting my choice, but more because the idea of a Amphiraus, Divine Blood, Augur and favored of Apollo character sounds like a very interesting time. No born under a bad sign because the Fates don't pull their punches though.
We would suck stat wise, and depend on the 1/50 success, Apolo saving our asses and the storing rerolls, but we could see the future, tell everyone about it, and then be ignored when we fail the will, cha or int rolls, just to say I told you so when it happens
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>>5601883

>>5602204
You certainly need agility to compete with the highest level of heroes. Still, don't forget that strength also determines damage values and constitution health points. Combat seems extremely lethal, but it really is only so with low con or at the highest levels of strength. I will also tell you, there are certain times when you don't get to roll to dodge (namely, when projectiles are in play). The upside of giant is that you can potentially deal and take 50% more damage than non-giants.

>>5601884
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>>5602019
>Glory everlasting

>>5601888
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>>5602122
>Noblesse Oblige

>A close vote, but Kleos beats out Duty. I'm a little sad nobody liked the Heisenberg mentality, but the other options do suit your character a little better. Writing
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>>5602226
>you don't get to roll to dodge (namely, when projectiles are in play)
Throwing rocks really is the best strat, we will make Athos proud
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>>5602211
>Sounds like you want us to pump AGI from here - duly noted! This seems like good advice that we have a bit more experience with the combat system.
Honestly? I'd like it if our investment in STR and CON was not wasted so we were free to put our points into the social skills that we sorely lack But if we are to raise a combat stat, then yes, we have to max AGI asap or we are going to die.

>P.S. I’m pretty sure that no one would be complaining if Diomedes had botched his rolls.
You are wrong. I've only ever mentioned the modifiers and chances, and those are unaffected by what dice actually ended up being rolled. Luck can only get you so far.

>>5602226
It's not that you need AGI to compete at the highest levels. It's that it's the most important stat, for reasons that have already been explained. Projectiles being undodgeable makes Gifted Athlete the best trait we could have picked in place of GIant by far. With the weapon damage values that you have revealed, with the values of health that can be reached and with the debuff for getting wounded, combat will always be highly lethal. And reaching that potential of Giant means spending more points there instead of the skill that governs whether we hit and get hit, or any other skill.
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>>5602226
>Combat seems extremely lethal, but it really is only so with low con or at the highest levels of strength
Nah, combat will always be lethal at any value of strength and any reasonable value of constitution. Health is way too low compared to damage for it to be otherwise.

Also Strength buffing damage is entirely irrelevant when everyone dies in 1-2 hits anyways. An enemy that survives with a few hp because we didn’t put more points into strength is effectively useless/dead anyways because of low hp debuffs.
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What kind of traits will be be able to pick from as we level up? I'm assuming it's a different list from the starter traits, right?
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For all you anons complaining about agility and us not being combat optimized there is one thing you’re not considering. Siege warfare. There is a reason I Perturabo posted. The mathematical and clinical application of force to maximize destruction, i.e. apply force to a specific section of the ground with force to create earthquakes or apply force to specific section of wall cause a breach to open up. Now does any of this not sound useful in the Trojan war?
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How much does agility matter when all it takes to kill you is a single arrow or a lucky hit?
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>>5602288
Not really, no, unless we have comic book level of strength, and going by how it’s been interpreted so far, we don’t
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>>5602290
A lot actually, because a lucky hit will never happen if you’re agile enough, and we’re not anything special right now in arrow resistance
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>>5602288

It’s better to ignore them and move on, eventually they’ll get tired and move on to another quest
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Homer confirmed that if they had Achilles they would not have needed the horse. I’m saying that once Achilles and Ajax are dead if we are still alive and investing in strength we will be able to hulk smash the walls of Troy.
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>>5602303
Hey, QM, what do you say to this? Is anon right? Should the people who dislike some part of the quest just drop it and leave, or do you accept criticism when it is offered?

>>5602308
The walls of Troy are unsmashable, Poseidon and Apollo made them that way. We might be able to smash the gate, but that's assuming we get there alive and have points to spare in strength.
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I think we'll be alright guys. I'll admit I went through a bit of a doomer phase for a second there, bit we still have a lot of leveling to do before the war starts in earnest and it's not like we'll be facing top five heroes all the time. We just have to be a bit less casual about letting the greatest warriors in the known world kick the shit out of us in the meantime.
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>>5602240
>tl;dr anon doesn't like that agi has two applications for combat when other stats only have one
This is 'technically' incorrect as CON gives HP and block bonus but that's what he's saying.

>>5602315
When we're at Troy we should ask to spar Hector. This is a joke, everyone. He will kill us.
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>>5602315
that's good for you
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Reading some anons posts reminds me of the first time I lost a ring. Overwhelming self doubt and depression until reality kicks back in with the realisation that maybe you just didn't have the experience/training necessary to beat that opponent
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>>5602253
A list of different, lesser traits which can be upgraded. Some of them are essentially diminished forms of the starter traits.

>>5602310
The values of the combat system are a work in progress and I don't think you should quit because of an unoptimized low-level build for combat. At the same time, I am attempting to convince you all that the system is more balanced than you think. Trust me when I say that I’ve worked out how the probabilities work for it.

Killing people in one hit matters a great deal because otherwise they can retreat while being supported by their allies, and a wounded enemy gives you neither kleos nor loot to offer to the gods. At the highest levels of constitution, when combined with equipment and skill boni, blocking stats get ludicrously high. If Giant were mechanically that bad of a trait in the long run, I would have scrapped it alongside the other “cool but mechanically unviable” traits. At any rate, in the future you will be able to influence who you fight. Feel free to avoid dangerous opponents- even Hector does so.


At the same time, I do have my own principles which I won't bend on. The combat system I've developed is meant to somewhat model the violent and sudden nature of Homeric battle. If you want to be like Ajax or Achilles, plug-walking through the whole war taking basically no hits, you'll have to pay for it. You won't be able to simultaneously max out your combat stats (which are highly interdependent on each other in practice) and shore up your immense social weaknesses (which are somewhat independent of one another in application). If you want a quest where you will be able to dominate both war and peace through ridiculous stats or dice-god memery, then I cannot satisfy you.
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>>5602226
>”My lady, nothing is gained when nothing is offered. In a fight I risk everything- body and soul- but in victory I gain all, fame eternal which neither high birth nor riches can buy a man.”

What else could you say? War is worth nothing to the common man- it devours lives, riches, and minds with a voracious hunger greater than that of the mountain lions which stalk the shepherds. You’ve seen what battle does to your subjects- it pitilessly kills their kin and friends, robs them of their peace of mind. For most, war is an unpleasant reality to be endured.

For you war is something quite different. It is a singular opportunity to acquire immortality. The generations of men are as the leaves of a tree, passing with the seasons in their due course. This life you live is miniscule in the grand scheme of things- the empires of men have existed for centuries unnumbered before you and will persist long after you, to say nothing of the blessed daemons and gods who are older than mankind in its entirety.

In war a man can reject his mortality, if only he has the will. Perseus, Heracles, Bellerophon, Theseus, Jason, Meleager- great men all whose deeds will survive even the walls of the palace you rest in. Nobody remembers those who failed, men conquered by the glory of others- yet neither does anyone remember the countless cowards who never knew the risk of the battle-line. Women can gain their own due fame by their virtues, but for men like you eternity is spear-won.

You say as much to Iphigeneia. She listens intently as you explain- perhaps her father thinks differently concerning the nature of war. It strains your voice to continue at length, but such is the importance of this highest of values that you push through anyways.

“My lord, I can tell that you believe what you say. But… I cannot credit it. The violence you call glorious seems to me to be low and ugly, the worst of humanity’s instincts made manifest. Could glory or power really be worth it all?”

You suppose that the difference between your perspectives is too vast for mere language to cover. Fame is all a man like you can strive for, while such violence only disturbs the normalcy of civilian life. Still, the difference between the priorities of the daughters of Agamemnon is amusingly vast. As you spoke to Iphigeneia the memory of your deal with Electra came back unbidden. The one questions whether war has any redeeming aspects whatsoever, while the other considers starting a war unlike any in living memory an acceptable cost for protecting the interests of her house. There must be a real story explaining the distinction between the siblings.

Iphigeneia goes to leave the room, only to stop and mention that your dinner will be served to you here by some of the staff. You are alone again.

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By the next morning your chest is largely pain-free. A blessing of your divine nature. Your mind remains foggy though- it seems the blood of the gods is insufficient for fixing damage to one’s brains in a timely manner.

Electra visited you earlier to remind you of the terms of your agreement. She did so matter-of-factly, giving no overt orders but reminding you of the importance of your task. Iphigeneia told her about your apparent memory loss. Her worry for your wellbeing is truly heartwarming.

Now you wait for Menelaus to arrive. The King of Sparta is making his way back to Mycenae from the isle of Salamis, the fortress masquerading as kingdom ruled in power by Telamon Aeacides, brother of King Peleus.

A knock at the door. In steps a man with auburn hair and ruddy cheeks, of reasonable stature and handsome features. His chiton is fine linen, but he otherwise is undecorated. He smiles broadly at you.

“Lord Nikandros I take it? Looks like ol’ Tydides did a real number on you. Stand up that I may regard you rightly.” You oblige the man who must be Menelaus, his loose speech somewhat surprising you.

“By Zeus, what a specimen! A veritable Atlas! You’ll do well for my purposes. Agamemnon told you about the mission I’m planning, did he not?” You affirm that you have a loose notion of the idea. He takes a deep breath.

“Now I understand you might be skeptical son, either of the possibility of the operation’s success or of the very concept of peace itself. I know when I was your age war appealed to me as the source of riches and fame.” He shakes his head theatrically.

“It isn’t worth it. Peace is the way, and I mean to have it. To do so I need both shrewd negotiators and brute intimidators. These Trojans don’t know what kind of a people their prince angered- a people descended from the gods themselves, a race of conquerors. To that end I have secured the services of Great Ajax, who you no doubt know by reputation.” You do. Ajax is famed as the commander who threw the Heraclidae back into the sea, a titan of a man wielding a magic shield.

“I might have invited you based on your stature alone, but my brother also told me about that affair on Skyros. Brilliant work! Such intelligence will fit well alongside my other primary advisors, Palamedes and Odysseus.” Palamedes is known as the wisest man in Hellas, a polyglot whose inventions range from arcane mathematics to new styles of gambling. Odysseus is similarly famed as genius negotiator who orchestrated the Oath of Tyndareus. Nominally meant to settle the marriage of illustrious Helen, the Oath has also served as the de facto defensive treaty which more-or-less ended the decades of upheaval following the ruinous exploits of Heracles.
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>>5602375
“Besides getting to meet these great men, I can offer you substantial reward in exchange for your services. The coffers of Sparta run deep, even with the injury done to us by perfidious Alexandros. Or perhaps you want a gift of a different kind? That I will leave up to you Nikandros. Only shake my hand, and together you and I can secure peace for our time. What do you say?”

Menelaus offers his hand to you. He is no giant, but his broad chest and energetic voice gives him a real presence. You notice he mentioned nothing of the potential upsides concerning reconnoitering the defenses of the Troad. A deliberate exclusion, or is he so unwarlike that he would fail to mention it? Either way, you must answer him.

>Take his hand. Negotiations of reward can come later.

>Refuse his offer gently. Menelaus seems less stiff-necked than most kings, but rejection will presumably not go well. Warning, Electra will not like this. I recommend you look up what she does to those who betray her.

>You must talk shop first with him. How much is he offering? What’s the broader scheme of his plan? Write-in questions for Menelaus, to be addressed next update. Please come to a reasonable consensus if possible.

>Something else?
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>>5602376
We need information

>Ask him to set a date for us to discuss a base reward and a sliding scale based on our performance. Take his hand.
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>>5602376
>You must talk shop first with him. How much is he offering? What’s the broader scheme of his plan?
Those two questions are good enough for me
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>>5602376
>Take his hand. Negotiations of reward can come later.
I would like to ask him though, what if the Trojans are beyond words? Either by being batshit insane enough to think they can stand against the greatest living champions of the world assembled against them or just too proud or stupid to see a good deal in front of them? It's entirely possible they may also see his willingness to find peace as cowardice.But let's save that kind of talk for later.

Poison the well early, drop by drop, with earnest questions.
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>>5602376
>>Take his hand. Negotiations of reward can come later.

We can talk later.

Also I have a new roll sistem: everything is the same but in place of 1d20 we roll 1d1000

I am totally not mad and butthurt by a complete foreseeable defeat
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>>5602390
If this is a 1000 Heracles comes down and gives us a high five.
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>>5602390
All the gods are bastards
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>>5602391
>354
>Ares though that we were catcalling aphrodite and come down to beat our ass
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>>5602390
Rolling for Athos to compliment our rock throwing
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>>5602406
I guess he didn't like the fact we hit our targets
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>>5602409
No one likes being shown up at their own game.
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>>5602376
>Take his hand. Negotiations of reward can come later.

Tbh the true person I'm scared of this journey isn't him, but Odysseus. Better tread lightly given what he's already planning for Palamedes......
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>>5602376

>Take his hand. Negotiations of reward can come later.

We should take this opportunity to ask the following:

>what if the Trojans cannot see reason? What if the Gods move the Trojans and the Hellenes to war? Inquire about his plans if negotiations fail

>inform Menelaus that you must be given permission to speak with him and his advisors freely and without fear of retribution

>you cannot promise success in the diplomacy but you WILL deliver him there and back safely
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>>5602376
>Take his hand. Negotiations of reward can come later.
We can go over the details later, ideally when we are not concussed.

>>5602417
I support this anon's questions, though they can come later too.

>>5602368
I'm not going anywhere yet. I just have concerns, that are apparently shared by others. The very fact that I was willing to write all that out is a proof of my investment, I think. I remain unconvinced about what I see as the system's flaws, but I do like this quest, at least so far.

I mostly wish you wouldn't mischaracterize (misunderstand?) my position. If I quit, it would not be because of an unoptimized build. It would be because our lack of understanding of the combat system lead us to a very flawed build that does not work as expected and needs us to invest much more in it to make viable. I never asked for "dominating war and peace through ridiculous stats". But it seems that our only choices right now are "become an overspecialized battle autist, remain a pathetic pushover in social situations" and "become kinda passable in social skills, remain ineffective in combat against the real heroes" and those options kinda suck.
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>>5602389

I basically have the same thought - basically ask reasonable questions and inject doubt as much as possible in the beginning, while we work on the advisors who are doves.

Later, if we’re able to demonstrate our “tactical genius”, we can start working on Menelaus from a strategy angle.
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>>5602376
>>5602389
>>5602417
Supporting these lines of query, but first we should ask him what baseline concessions he is expecting to receive so we have somewhere to work from.
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>>5602426
Understandable. I was attempting to respond to the doubts I've seen as a collective, rather than yours individually. To be frank with you, those options concerning the battle v social dichotomy, while the extremes of what could be done, are essentially accurate.

I would add that there was no build at the start which could actually change that fact. Technically speaking, this quest essentially has three different spheres- social, martial, and supernatural. Your current build is good for the latter two.

Hypothetically you could have subbed Olympian blood for Rhetor and become much more socially competent, but at the cost of losing direct access to the supernatural world. You could have chosen Gifted Athlete over Giant, but notice that you wouldn't have gained skills concerning spearmanship or blocking/dodging- leaving you inferior to the best, and lacking the potential to really surpass them.

There is no combination of traits which would have given you competence at all three, by design. Nobody really has that in the quest other than Achilles (Diomedes is passable at the supernatural and social, not truly competent). And whatever set of traits you chose, you would still need investment to be truly viable at top tier in any of these categories. Earlier I said that I wanted to avoid a suboptimal build, and I also said that you all managed that. That is still the case.
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>>5602457
>social, martial, and supernatural. Your current build is good for the latter two.
OK, I think I understood why we have been unable to see eye to eye on this. The quest so far has been mostly about the social sphere, where we are woefully inadequate, with some touch of combat, where we are competent but far from good. I didn't even realize you considered the supernatural a separate sphere until this very moment. Our only supernatural encounters have been with the Naiad, (who I hope we see again, she was cute and best waifu so far), that ended up playing as a social encounter that went well, and with Thetis, that ended up as a social encounter that went wrong. So I have been filing them as under the social sphere, making the quest even more lopsided in favour of social so far.

Though, to be honest, I still don't see how the supernatural sphere is separate from social, or how our build is good for it. Olympian Blood let us have the encounters in the first place, but they were otherwise indistinguishable from the other social encounters where we got mogged due to lack of skill.

If there is indeed more to the supernatural AND we are actually passable at it without becoming socially competent, that would go a long way to alleviate my concerns.
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>>5602389
>>5602417
>>5602446
Supporting. We need to know what his plans are in case it fails, which is likely, and also what kind of peace he wants from it should things go well.

Also, just out of interest, would Electra be fine with a bunch of favourable concessions to her house or is it War or nothing?
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>>5602480
Electra wants the full stop, return of the treasure, return of Helen, and the Trojan who took her (he gets executed). Or all out war. She wants whatever it takes to make her house look strong as fuck.

At least as how she explained it and I understand it.
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>>5602480
The only concessions she would accept is Helen and the loot back, and Paris as prisoner, likely to be executed.
>“The only kind of peace possible to be arranged, anything less than what the justice of Zeus Xenios demands: peace in exchange for the treasure, the Trojan, and Helen delivered into our hands.”
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Also we should probably be careful since we broke Xenia by being a bad guest in Lycomedes' halls.
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>>5602491

I mean, I’m not sure that our conduct rose to “breaking Xenia” level to the same degree as Helen’s kidnapping/elopement, but it was DEFINITELY irritating to Lycomedes and he is probably pissed off for life.

I’m not sure that we wouldn’t have gotten a huge Kleos boost either if what we did was grossly inappropriate either, but maybe Homer could comment.
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>>5602491
What we have to do is simple then

>Call Zeus to talk
>Have Agamemnon at your side
>Nikandros: So this wasn't really my fault, because it was my destiny to be a asshole. *Talking with Zeus, while looking at a wall*
>Zeus: Make sense. *Poke a dog with a stick*
>*It's a cat*
>Agamemnon: *Want to go to the bathroom, don't find exit of the room*
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>>5602502
I'm more worried about Zeus deciding to be an asshole one day. It's more of a worry for after the war though.
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>>5602491
>>5602502
Lying to your host is pretty normal and doesn't constitute a violation of Xenia. Hell, lying is part of why the custom exists at all- you never know when some random beggar asking for a place to stay the night is Apollo pulling a prank in disguise. Odysseus lies to basically every host of his ever. Outing Achilles isn't a violation either- he's the one who wronged Lycomedes, but it was facilitated by a goddess so there's nothing the king can do about it.
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>>5602510
>I'm more worried about Zeus deciding to be an asshole one day.
I think a better way to phrase that is "I'm more worried about Zeus showing up near us." Him being an asshole is pretty much his default setting.
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>>5602510

Well, if we uncover the “Zeus is engineering the Trojan war to kill all demigods” plot that I am pretty sure exists, he’s probably going to try to murder us anyways.

If we end the war very early, for example, we might be able to preserve most of the Greek heroes and then storm Olympus itself
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>>5602513
Oh good, I was scared because of this post
>>5594513
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>>5594487
Although this one does explain it in hindsight.
He is lashing out against the bullshit that Tethis and Achilles did, but aiming at us since we are the only one that can strike back.
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>>5602532
can't strike back
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>>5602389
>>5602417
>>5602446
+1, perhaps we can ask if he can give us a rundown of the major players of the Trojan side who Nikon will interact with.

The mention of coffers makes me curious if there is enough monetary award to better outfit the 50 men we have.
>>5602390
Rolling to see if Nike will be kind.
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>>5602390
Watch this.

>>5602457
Hm, makes sense. Personally, while I don't think we'll ever be able to defeat the likes of Achilles, Diomedes, and Hector in a straight fight (mostly due to how broken they are in the stories)... I hope that by the end of the quest, we'll still be looked upon fondly by history, and earn our spot as a hero in our own right.
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>>5602587
>Rolled 498
>Nike barely tolerate Nikandros

Victory!

>>5602617
>Hm, makes sense. Personally, while I don't think we'll ever be able to defeat the likes of Achilles, Diomedes, and Hector in a straight fight (mostly due to how broken they are in the stories)... I hope that by the end of the quest, we'll still be looked upon fondly by history, and earn our spot as a hero in our own right

That was the plan when we beginning, but anons want to one-shot Diomedes at lvl 2 now
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>>5602587
>>5602480
>>5602446
>>5602417
>>5602389
>>5602387
>Agree without questions, but also ask some questions

>>5602388
>Ask some questions

>>5602426
>>5602415
>>5602390
>Agree without questions

>What if the Trojans are beyond words?
>Inform Menelaus that you must be given permission to speak with him and his advisors freely and without fear of retribution
>What baseline concessions are you expecting to receive?
>I'm going to omit the promise because you know via Electra that Menelaus is a proud man. Promising to protect him when he didn't ask is an implicit assertion of his weakness that you're sensible enough (even when concussed) to not make

>Votes tallied.
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>>5602668
>>What if the Trojans are beyond words?
>>Inform Menelaus that you must be given permission to speak with him and his advisors freely and without fear of retribution
>>What baseline concessions are you expecting to receive?


I'm going to omit the promise because you know via Electra that Menelaus is a proud man.

Thenks men
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>>5602668
Honestly asking for carte blanch when speaking is a baller move. And if he asks why we would need such a thing we'd just need to point out that we are the lowest in terms of status of everyone coming along. Big clever. Props to anon.
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>>5602389
+1
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>>5602668
>Inform Menelaus that you must be given permission to speak with him and his advisors freely and without fear of retribution
>>5602681
And we can even mention that kings have spurned us twice because of that, if necessary.
Might be a Kleos hit though
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>>5602668
You take his hand and grip it firmly. He meets you with a strength near to, but inferior to, your own. There is no other sensible option. You have been offered great rewards by the Crown-Princess to see this mission scuttled, Menelaus seems to be offering you riches for even participating, and for the sakes of both your glory and the future of your own house you must ensure that the war happens.

Still, you decide to set some matters in order before you get going.

“King Menelaus, if I am to advise you then I must be able to speak freely and without fear of retribution- can you give such an assurance?” Menelaus grins.

“What my boy, old Peleus try to tear your cock off?” It takes every ounce of discipline you have to not answer in the affirmative.

“Or did you try to advise Agamemnon about what vintage to serve with dinner? I understand either way. Your concern is valid- I know my brother is loathe to follow advice from most any man he considers his inferior, like most kings. I consider myself cut from a different cloth. You’ll not have to fear my wrath for speaking the honest truth- within the bounds of propriety, of course.” Supposing he speaks truly, this will be a pleasant change-of-pace from your previous experience trying to interact with royals. You’re inclined to believe him- for lack of a better phrase, Menelaus seems quite “laid back” for a king.

“Another question my king- what exactly do you expect to get from the Trojans in these negotiations?”

“A fair question. Pray tell, do you know what all the craven easterner stole from me?” You claim not to- better not to even give a hint of a lead concerning your meeting with Electra. You doubt the full extent of his injury is public knowledge.

“Helen, my heart, is the worst injury he did. To add insult to that, he stole many bars of gold and silver and iron, and a hecatomb of cattle on top! My wife will be returned to me- this is my fundamental condition. I do not expect to be able to get all my treasure back, but the materiel is immaterial to me. As for him, Paris- would to god that I could visit upon him all the wrath of city-sacking Ares. It will be hard to get Priam to give up one of his sons, but surely he will recognize that sinful weakling to be the least among them all, a worthy loss in the name of his kingdom.” You are doubtful of this last prospect. To surrender one’s own son to the justice of foreigners would be an unacceptable sign of weakness for eastern king.

“And if the Trojans are not willing to negotiate?” His eyes harden, his lips set firm in a grimace.

“Then we march to war. There can be no other alternative.” His tone is grave.

And with that, thread one ends. Thank you all for playing! Next thread soon, perhaps in a week’s time or so. I’m open to questions for now, within reason.
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>>5602853
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Trojan%20War%20Quest

>And we are archived!
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Thanks for running, Homer. Opening this thread has gotten slower for me due to the number of posts.
What was your favorite moment so far?
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>>5602860
Writing Peleus's rant was really fun for me. It was hilarious how well he rolled. Otherwise, I was keking when I saw that last second write-in asking about Achilles's friends. Because that's when I knew you would succeed in finding him first against all odds.
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>>5602853
Who is the better drinker between Nikon and Achilles?

On a scale of 1-10 how mad is Nike that we didn't strip naked and no-hit first try the Diomedes encounter?

Sheep-fucking, would Odysseus do it to convince people he is stark raving mad?
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>>5602866
On the grounds of sheer mass and similar divine biology, you actually can out-drink Achilles. Be proud, you are better than the best!

I cannot disclose how Nike feels about you.

And anon, do you really think anything is beyond the pale for Odysseus?
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>>5602868
o7 Homer! Great thread!
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>>5602853
Thanks for running QM, I'm really looking forward to what comes next

We will see the Naiad again, right?
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>>5602859
Many thanks, O Great Poet. Been an excellent ride.

>>5602876
Obviously a war-weary Nikon will return after long battles and heroic journeys home and find her waiting at the river, and the story will end there. Not like we're going to run into that many friendly women on this quest anyway.
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>>5602868
Giant-chads win again

Oh she threw the controller. It was laggy. The power cut out to her monitor.

You're right, that was a silly question.


Oh by the way, did Peleus shit himself when he heard Achilles turned up in Agamemnon's court with a giant in tow?
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>>5602890
>Oh she threw the controller. It was laggy. The power cut out to her monitor.
Nike is just using Nikon as a player character in the Trojan war. That explains why the names are so similar and why there is so much trouble in social situations; the goddess doesn't understand how mortal talk works.
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>>5602916
>Nike? More like neet.
Truly this is the deepest lore.
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>>5602917
This lore somehow makes the idea of the plans of wooing Nike depressingly funny.
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>>5602919
>Nike, come on out of your room it's time for dinner.
>Shut up Athena I almost got my character's affection rating to rank D!
>Just pause your game and come eat, your made-up boyfriend will still be there but your ambrosia's getting cold.
>YOU CAN'T PAUSE THIS GAME!
Everyone time she whispers in Zeus' ear she's asking for another giftcard for her gachas.

This is all truly cursed.
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>>5602919
I want to woo the Neet Goddess inshallah
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>>5602859
tfr
was good boss
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>>5602930
Based anon. Teach her to take more showers.
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>>5602922
>gachas = pettia gambling
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>>5602376
Supporting this approach:
>>5602417
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>>5602944
right we need to that, more funds are always good.
Between that, Menelaus offer and Elektra one we should be able to recruit a larger force of men than 50 and equip all of them well. While also keeping some money for ourselves, and sending some home to our sister. Which she can invest in the land
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>>5602873
I love how the AI seems to think Greek = copious amounts of hair spray
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If you're still here I would like you to answer anon's query above that was left unanswered:

>Though, to be honest, I still don't see how the supernatural sphere is separate from social, or how our build is good for it. Olympian Blood let us have the encounters in the first place, but they were otherwise indistinguishable from the other social encounters where we got mogged due to lack of skill.
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Thanks for running, Homer! Excellent first thread-- will be waiting for the next one for sure.

Out of curiosity... how does Hercules stack up against Achilles, Diomedes, and Nikandros as posted here? >>5601930

I believe that at around this time, Hercules isn't around anymore, but it'd be interesting to hear about.
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Some general thoughts:

>excellent quest and great setting
>appreciate Homer’s insistence on a consistent and sane PC power level here
>overall, very excited for thread 2

On Menelaus:
>he seems to be paying lip service to war but I sort of doubt his commitment here. I guess he thinks the Trojans will hand Paris over. He’s clearly not thinking about Hellas as a whole.

On Nik’s future stat growth:

>if we want the Giant trait to actually pay off, we need to start boosting our STR and CON.
>AGI is clearly important so we have to pump as well, and INT is really our main edge against most other heroes at this point.
>we simply don’t have enough stat points to become competent in WILL or CHA, so we should probably only put 1 more stat point max to either of these areas.
>next level up I think we should do +2 to AGI given our Diomedes blow-out and then +1 to INT so we can still stay big-brained, afterwards we can pumping STR, CON, and AGI.
>I’m hoping that there will be traits that let us apply our INT bonus (or some fraction of if) to other areas, otherwise we can select traits that boost our combat performance
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>>5603053
Yeah, I want to put one point in int just so we can get the +1 in roll and the focus everything in Agi, Str and Con.
So something like 2 agi 1 will next level up and then 1 str 1 agi 1 con until we max Agi.
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>>5603054
1 point in will, not int, sorry
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>>5603053
>if we want the Giant trait to actually pay off, we need to start boosting our STR and CON.
This is the main reason I now consider Giant a trap. Investing more in this skills will not help us win fights. AGI is the only stat we need to pump to start winning and +2 is far too little. Diomedes had a +10 modifier. We need to reach that in order to have a good chance to even land a hit and make our STR count.
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So from what i understand of combat is that agility is intitive, strength is hit and damage and con is defense. So after inititive its str vs con right?

Well we are already fucked on agi so we need to spec into blocking the first hit amd then striking back, while this isnt as good as just pumping agi its what we have. We should focus pumping con from here on out so we can block attacks and take our turn hitting. Thats gonna be our corner
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>>5603140
I think what this anon is saying I find myself agreeing. Though, I think we should consider getting favored by Nike as that's a solid +3 stat boost, which is essentially a level-up, though we would need to find either a great enough deed or worthy enough sacrifice. Maybe pulling a fast one on a hero while in Troy to steal their fancy gear and immediately set it ablaze.
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>>5603140
AGI is initiative, dodging and to-hit. STR is damage. CON is blocking and total health.
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>>5603163
Well even if agi does hit we still benefit from going all in on con, as if our con bonus is bigger then their agi bonus we can still effectively play adverages and kill them by forcing more rolls till they go low and we go high. At 24 con thats +18 so we are very very hard to hit and have a lot of room to take damage and heal up. And who knows perhaps high con will get us a better regen trait or high str will let us do hit bonus with str instead of agi.

It still seems our best chance in combat is all in on con now and fuck agi we already lost that battle. Gotta win the war by fighting till they are tired

And if you consider middle of the road thats gonna hurt us more then specializing if we fight against big names. We need to specialize in wither con or agi if we wana fight good and con is our only real choice due to the 24 cap even if agi is statistically better.may not be if there are more regen traits tho
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Lvl up plan

>1 Con, 2 Str
>1 Agi 2 Int
>1 Will 2 Agi
>1 Str 2 Con
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>>5602873
Thanks!

>>5602876
If you make the right choices...

>>5602889
More than one might think!

>>5602890
News of that has not proliferated yet, although the affair on Skyros has

>>5602974
>So, the short answer is that the supernatural world functions quite differently from the mortal one. Notice that you have a flat +3 to social encounters w daemons simply because of your ancestry. I can't say too much for fear of giving away the game, but spirits and daemons are profoundly inhuman. One must look at them as forces of nature and fate, manipulable as such rather than as people. Merely human skills generally do not apply to them.

>>5603004
No harm in telling you that Heracles could've easily murdered literally anyone you've met so far, Thetis included on a good day. Achilles v Heracles would be a traditional Fromsoft boss fight, with Heracles 2-tapping Achilles and only Achilles's fuckoff agility and martial stats keeping him in the fight.

>>5603053
>Thanks!

>>5603111
>Investing more in this skills will not help us win fights.
Trust me anon, you need all three to be higher

>>5603140
>Combat is broken into parts, offense and defense, which simultaneously occur
>All else equal, a fight starts and whoever wins initiative (primarily agility) gets the first offensive turn.
>To deal damage, an attacker must both roll a higher HIT value (primarily agility) and WOUND value (primarily strength) than the defender's corresponding DODGE (primarily agility) and BLOCK (primarily constitution) values. HIT V DODGE, WOUND V BLOCK.
>Then DAMAGE is dealt (primarily strength) against HEALTH (primarily constitution)
>If damage is not dealt, then the defender gets an offensive turn automatically the attacker must defend.
>It damage is dealt, and the defender is still alive, then they get a choice to either retreat or fight on. If they fight on, initiative must be rolled again.
>Of course, context can change things. You surprise somebody, automatic offensive turn. Projectiles (including javelins) cannot be dodged. Sometimes magic bullshit auto-wounds, or auto-blocks. Maybe a god makes you deal no damage, or whisks away your opponent on the brink of death. Et cetera.
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>>5603178
So if we win a block it then goes into a wound (strength) vs block ( con) or do we have to still roll a Hit( agi) vs Dodge (agi) first still?
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>>5603185
>You have to hit back
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>>5603178
>Herc would absolutely dunk on everyone
That sounds about right.

Incidentally... how do the stats of our three retainers (Argros, Ludas, and Pantaleon) line up in comparison to us, and to each other? Do they have stats, or are they just considered Tier X units?
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>>5603221
>Argyros
>Mortal soldier, doesn't have a hero statline.

>Iudas (it's an I, like hellenized Judas, because he's a proto-hebrew)
>14 cha/will/int, 10's for combat stats

>Pantaleon
>14 str/agi/con, 10's for social stats. Which may not be impressive to you, but is absolutely insane for a pure-blooded mortal.
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So i did some napkin math on probabilities and if we go all in on con and do 24 fuck all else we have a high chance of beating diomedes in a rematch. They would have a 14.5% chance to hit us amd we have a 13.75 chance to hit them. Now this puts us loosing until regen comes in. The most they can hit us ( in this sparring) is 7 which puts us at 19/26 hp dropping our con by 1 point giving us +16 instead of +18 which gives diomedes a 18%chance to hit but it only takes us 2 rounds to regen back to full boni. So statistically we have a very high chance to regen our full health before they can hit again. And is he dosnt regen we will win eventually.

Vote for level up plan con!
>+4 con
>+3con
>+3con

Then we can invest elsewhere
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>>5603223
Oh no, we chose the jobber.
Should probably have picked Iudas for him to cover our social weaknesses. Is he divine blooded too? From a foreign pantheon, of course
Also Pantaleon is incredible since the maximum of humanity is suposed to be 10. He probably is another giant.
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>>5603234
>Vote for level up plan con!
>>+4 con
>>+3con
>>+3con

Support this
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>>5603248
Argyros gives a lot of passive command buffs. Your soldiers are also a tier higher (+1 Thessalian, +1 Tac Gen, +1 Agryros) than they should be. A bit redundant with Tac Gen, but you can't put a price on a competent loyal NCO in the ancient world
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>>5603255
Oh that's nice.
When we get some rewards from this "diplomatic" mission, we should onvest in better equipmamt for our troops, it would turn our 50 men some sort of elite unit.
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>>5603255
Iudas proto-hebrew's blood can make him better at taking money of, or fighting, egyptians?

I have a plan in mind
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>>5603234
I think you’re forgetting that our rolls get debuffed when we take damage, which makes regen hard. Though you have a point in that con might be the best way for us to go for combat, we can accept not winning initiative almost ever and just focusing on the counterattack.
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>>5603261
Standardized currency doesn't exist yet, but the Shasu tribes of Central Canaan are VERY adept at fighting and killing Egyptian Occupation forces. Iudas has divine blood in him like all nobles, but nothing immediate.
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>>5603223
Oh hey, pretty good. Argyros not having hero stats is unfortunate, but the guy basically extends our Tactical Genius trait and buffs our other soldiers, which is nice.

If we can help it... we can make it so that this war is not won on the backs of Heroes... but on the backs of dutiful, well-trained, and well-disciplined men. At least until Hector or some other Trojan hero comes over and tries to massacre our lads, but that's what we're here for.
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>>5603262
I thought only STR and AGI got degraded by damage. Or maybe I'm just thinking about how having Capaneus as our father would alter the way degradation kicks in.
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>>5603284
>Correct. Constitution is unaffected by stat degradation.
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>>5603269
Nice

Central Canaan is far below of Troy right? How much a joury there would take with chariot?
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>>5603291
Central Canaan is South of Anatolia entirely, much further away from Troy than Greece is.
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>>5603289
That must be really, really annoying to kill someone with huge CON if you don't have arms as thick around as mortal men's entire torsos then. No wonder it takes someone like Diomedes or Achilles to kill Ajax.

But that is very good to know. Being a brick is entirely a valid strategy.
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>>5603298
Just remember, if they can't kill you and you don't kill them, they might just retreat.
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>>5603296
We have to convince Agamemnon and Menelaus that the egyptians are the real problem then.

>Zeus face when the big ass fleet go down
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>>5603306
Forcing a dangerous foe to retreat without killing your men or compatriots is a victory even if it doesn't earn quite so much (if any) glory. Strategic victories are just as important as tactical ones after all.

>>5603309
>angry storm noises
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>>5603306
>Nikon just slowly marching towards his enemies until they give up on the war
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>>5603313
Not necessarily. Winning the field doesn't matter in a siege, and routing an army (thereby inflicting mass casualties) is much harder when their commanders, who double as super-human infantry/cavalry, are still alive.
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>>5603309

>accidentally stop the Trojan War
>accidentally start the First World War
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>>5603248
Eh, it's not like we'd have ever let the jew talk for us. Argyros is still the best choice.

>>5603309
It might be easier than you think.
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>>5603321
I'd argue keeping as many of your men alive as possible is essential in any situation. Not just for ensuring you can keep conducting operations in the conflict but to remain strong enough after the conflict as to deter opportunists from attacking you. Attrition doesn't win battles but it can certainly end wars and sieges.

Obviously killing the enemy before they kill you is the goal. But if you can't kill them at least ensure they don't wound you. So to speak.
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>>5603328
>Revel Fake-Helen as a mimic on the mission
>Hellas AND Trojan army and all theirs allies come down to egypt as a storm of fury.
>The Pharaoh who had no idea that Helen this is his land wakes up one morning faced with an army larger than the population of his kingdom.
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>>5603348
Egypt constantly catches Ls. Do they really need another one? Yes
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>>5603356
I half-remember one time everything was going fine.

Then a stilll-unknow fleet of sea-people's warriors burn down all in their path just to
disappear without a trace later.
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>>5603361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_JdyArJJK8
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>>5603364
Fuck you men I shit my war-skirt
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>>5603364
Reminds of of Hittite Jumpscare.
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>>5603372
The sea people claim another victim.

>>5603377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfm-pkW9Dh8
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>>5603255
So Nikon's boast that his men are better fighters than Agamemnon's finest was actually an objective assessment?
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>>5603467
Nikandros's men are veterans of the low-level border conflicts in the north, and have had the personal attention of both a genius commander and a decorated, experienced veteran of the Second Argo-Theban War. They are as well trained as any mortal force can hope to be- only better equipment and more experience can improve them now.
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>>5603480
Noice. I get a feeling this war will be less God of war and more battle brothers.
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>>5603480

Homer, have we missed any major side-quests so far?

Are we still mostly in the “canon” timeline or has Niko already done enough to set us down a new path?

Don’t ruin any surprises, of course!
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So I don't really think Homer gave a level cap but level-ups are narrative based but let's assume will be at level 6 around the time the Trojan War is at its peak. We have theoretically 12 points to invest between now and then. Barring some minor traits I expect to give bonuses to stats or skills at about half the level of our starting traits. Probably permanent bonuses of 1-3 points in one or different stats or skills. I suggest the following build. Plus that nice +2 bonus from hitting 19. We take a trait to boost the constitution so as to better utilize regeneration and another to boost either intelligence or will. I call this the Horash Loux build. I maximized it as much.


> Current Lv. 2 => 3 => 4 => 5 => 6

>Strength - 18 => 19 => 20 => 20 => 20
>Agility - 13 => 14 => 15 => 16 => 17
>Constitution - 14 => 15 => 15 => 17 = +19
>Willpower - 12 => 12 => => 12 => 12
>Intelligence - 17 => 17 => 17 => 17 = +19
>Charisma - 11 => 11 => 11 => 11 => 11
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>>5603480
Will there be a document with Nikon's charactersheet and a rundown on how combat works in future?
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>>5603521
We are going to have 17 or 18 points because we are going to gain 3 points from now on
>>5601818
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>>5603509
Yes, you have- the alternative to Troy (which involved leaving Mycenae w Achilles), as well as one delayed opportunity due to not getting the god encounter. The latter you'll have another chance at.

Mostly canon still.


>>5603536
>Yes, on both counts.
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>>5603521

Helping with the Horash Loux build. We have 6 point left.

Will - 12 => 18
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>>5603550
I feel like leaving to go off to adventure with Achilles never would have won as an option without knowing it was even an option. I mean to say while it clearly was an option, it seems like a non-option because this is a quest about the Trojan war, or at least the period it was set in. It's like having a candle next to a lighthouse. It's there just no one sees it you feel me?

In the future us anons will have to be more cognizant of just being able to -do something else- when presented with options. That is what interactive fiction is all about, after all.
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>>5603521
>>5603572

I would suggest instead the ROCK CHAD build:

>Niko Char Build: ROCK CHAD

>Current Lv. 2 => 3 => 4 => 5 => 6

>STR - 18 => 18 => 18 => 19 => 20
>AGI - 13 => 14 => 15 => 15 => 15
>CON - 14 => 15 => 16 => 18 => 20
>WILL - 12 => 12 => 12 => 12 => 12
>INT - 17 => 18 => 18 => 18 => 18
>CHA - 11 => 11 => 12 => 12 => 12

So advantages of this build:

1) we patch our CHA, INT, and AGI slightly.
2) most points go into STR and CON, leaving us at the normal cap for demigods.
3) room for continued growth in STR and CON if we get relevant divine bonuses or level up faster than Homer anticipated
4) we play to the strengths of the Giant trait and put ourselves in contention to beat other heroes in a straight slugfest. With the tactical genius bonus proving some combat advantage, we could beat someone who is ostensibly our superior

Plan weaknesses:

1) poor AGI, so we might struggle to connect against agile heroes
2) social skills are laughably weak
3) we will lose tests of will against children and possibly random peasants who want to give us a hard time.
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>>5603593
The thing that's right in front of you will oft be more compelling than the option around the corner. It's an unavoidable consequence of the way certain opportunities are presented- why *not* take Electra's deal when she's offering you so much in exchange for so little? Since I'm not so much of a hack, I can't in good faith give you all the information you need to make a fully unbiased choice. Choices will be presented organically, and to take the less-beaten path you all will have to be willing to risk the opportunity cost.

To be honest though, I was hoping from the beginning you all would manage to fulfill the prereqs to get on the diplomatic mission. Visiting pre-war Troy is so compelling, like taking a jaunt in Tokyo in 1936.
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>>5603521
>>5603572
Thanks!

Yeah, I would put those remaining 6 points in Constitution, Strength, Agility, and Will so we can actually use those giant caps. Will 14, Strength and Constitution 21, Agility 19.
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>>5603618
That is all very fair. We would need meta information that we don't already have by virtue of reading a book to know what lies in the wings. And it's entirely on us to use what information we will inevitably have to come to alternative conclusions to the "preset" events. Like we could maybe save Patroklos and completely circumvent Achilles' gigantic rage fit that draws him back into the war. And then we'd need to deal with the fallout of fighting the Trojans without the backing of the baddest motherfucker in Greece.

I for one can't wait to tell the Trojans that their fish tastes awful./spoiler]
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>>5603633

Imagine the Trojan seeing an Astartes-sized Thessalian doing this all over the battlefield. Strength boys rise up!
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>>5603687
>theChosenOfPoseidon.gif
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>>5603687
Cry is Str or Con based?
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>>5603692

"Hoarah Loux's Earthshaker: Slam both hands onto the ground to violently shake the earth and unleash a shockwave. Follow up with an additional input to slam the ground again."
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>>5603687
I love how even though the shout itself does no damage, it's staggering those rotty boys. Imagine being a soldier and a guy screams at you so hard you get bowled over. Fuckin' hell.
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>>5603695
Maybe with the Autism trait, the shout could become even more powerful.
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>>5603706
>the REEEE skill allows your screams to be treated as ranged attacks with 1/10th of your strength modifier for everyone within range
Weaponized autism.
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>>5603361
>We become the Sea People
(I am very fuzzy on dates for the pre-Roman Ancient World, someone please correct me if this is not possible)
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>>5603925
Oh, it's VERY possible anon.
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>>5603928
ATTENTION GAINED

On the subject of sea-based stuff, that reminds me of something. What's your thoughts on Atlantis, Homer?
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>>5603934
Out of everything Plato invented, it's amusing to me that Atlantis was one of his most widespread ideas. Does it exist in this quest? That's for me to know, and you to find out.
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>>5603925
>Pulling an Alexander a couple centuries after the war kills most of the heroes.
What if we have the darkest timeline where everyone dies, and Nikon's the only one left standing. Could he fold another hero's remnant, now bloodied men, into his own and create a force capable of conquering? Though Nikon lacks Alexander's charisma.

Also, what would Deidamia have said to us if she had been chosen?
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>>5603944
GET OUT OF MY NOTES
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>>5603940
>tfw Nikon finds Atlantis because he gets caught out at sea and is just looking for somewhere to get just a little bit further away from the water

>>5603944
>the last hero timeline
Think of all the barbarians we'd have to kill, and from all sides as they try to take a much weakened Greece.
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>>5603951
κράτιστος
>>5603953
>Nikon, The Last Hero.
That's a baller title. Imagine how many kings we'll not have to deal with.
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>>5603964
Oh man if everyone dies we won't need social stats because we'll mog everyone with our raw Kleos. All of Nikon's friends will die and it'll be a horrific loss for Greece, but a win nonetheless. A certified Nikon falling upwards classic.
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>>5603970
Ah, pulling a Steven Bradbury. Always fun.
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>>5603944
uhmmmm

>>5603953
Fighting hordes of barbarians supported by titans monsters........
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>>5603944

Honestly this would be just as cool as keeping everyone alive and then taking our divinity with force of arms from the Gods
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I’ve been mulling some other things over in the interregnum between threads and have come up with some projects for us to spend money and resources on:

1) Better gear for ourselves and our men
2) commissioning a second boat? Funding an expedition to collect additional forces for the war or preventing allies of the Trojans from reaching the city?
3) in a similar vein, buying the resources necessary to wage asymmetric warfare against Troy to disrupt their logistics and supply chain before the war starts properly? Sea piracy plot line ahoy! Plus maybe we would be in the position to stop Menelaus from a sacrificing one of kids.
3) hosting a big party or tournament in Thessaly for our sister so that she can meet potential suitors.
4) investing resources in Thessaly itself and perhaps grow our own personal kingdom
5) consulting the Oracle at Delphi (or similar figure) to learn our ancestry or otherwise find a way to optimize our destiny
6) hiring a tutor to teach us reading or writing, or at least someone to write down our thoughts into a concise document as we have them

Thinking ahead, if we successfully participate in the diplomatic mission and the mission fails, we’re set to be reward twice by Electra and Menelaus. We should know what we’re spending our money on before this happens.
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>>5604180
These are pretty cool ideas. I take issue with 3, as all potential suitors of note will already be at a ‘tournament’, that being Troy. How bout getting a hecatomb of cattle for Nike instead?
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>>5604192

>>5604192

>Hecatomb sacrifice to Nike

Great idea, I feel like between the sacrifice and our Olympian blood, this would at minimum provide us with a conversation with her. If we’re lucky, maybe it could unlock the “Favored by Nike” or “who is our fucking grandpa” plot hooks?

I’m hungry for those god bonuses, since we basically need them to be competitive at the Diomedes tier.
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>>5604206
>who is our fucking grandpa
Prometheus. Remember what Asterope said? She meant it literally.
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>>5604214

>Prometheus is our gramps

Amusing thought but not sure how he would have conceived given that he is chained a rock face, unless something really weird happened…

I’m sure you’re joking but I presumed “scion of Prometheus” just referenced that we are a mortal man (for now).
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>>5604180
>consulting the Oracle at Delphi (or similar figure) to learn our ancestry or otherwise find a way to optimize our destiny
The worst that you can do before they invented radioactive poisoning

>>5604214
>Prometheus. Remember what Asterope said? She meant it literally.

Who and when?
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>>5604220
There are quite a few myths that say Heracles freed him during the eleventh labor, and in return he was advised to ask Atlas for help.
>>5604222
Naiad, in >>5580839
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>>5604220
>Amusing thought but not sure how he would have conceived given that he is chained a rock face, unless something really weird happened…

Heracles just happen. I don't remember right but he free Firebro
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>>5604223

Hmm, interesting counterpoint. Even so, would a random Nymph know our ancestry?

A shame that we seemed to miss the statement when Asterope made it.
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>>5604223
I see.

Given that we are humans until we get a god or Firebro himself tell us if is true we won't know for sure


Also...
>She looks curious, as you might when a well-dressed stranger comes up the road to your own manor seeking a place to pass the night. Perhaps you can use that. You stop a stone's throw away, close enough to speak without threat. A respectful formal address seems best to begin with.
>Perhaps you can use that. You stop a stone's throw away, close enough to speak without threat.
>You stop a stone's throw away

It was destiny?
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>>5604229
Magic or some fantastic reason, maybe they can smell it à la Percy Jackson style.
Pretty sure all humans are scions of Prometheus, due to him hel[ing shape men out of clay and being a fire giving bro.
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>>5604239
Yeeting is Nikon's fate
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>>5604229
>4U
>high IQ
>tactical genius
>hated by authority figures
think about it
I'm joking by the way, don't get your hopes up
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>>5604223
>>5604229
Pretty sure it's just a figurative meaning for man, like son of Adam in Christian tales.

>>5604249
Bane?
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>>5604265
>Bane?
No one cared who Nikon was until he put on the helmet.
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>>5604414
He's a big guy.
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>>5604414
>No one cared who Nikon was until he trow that rock.
Fixed
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>>5604421
For you.
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>>5604180
We could also recruit more men since we have only 50. Pretty small for a tactical genius. Imagine having more hoplites, peltasts and other units directly under us.
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You know with how busted Achilles is and how his prophecy was to be greater than his father, imagine how insane he'd be if he was born to a genuine demigod or lesser deity daddy. Zeus was worried if he was the papa he'd be overthrown but at the disparity displayed already it probably wouldn't matter what god fathered Achilles he'd likely still be able to contend with Zeus.

Truly a scary man.
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>>5606058
Yep. That's exactly why Thetis was forced to have a child with a mortal man instead of even a minor god.
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>>5606058
>>5606081
>Zeus force Thetis to have a childen with a mortal man.
>He is fucking mad about it because he really wanted to fuck her.
>Tell Poseidon to get the thing done while he go down to sleep with anything that is not his wife
>Walking down some road he found some 11/10 bitch.
>He don't think it twice.
>Not even once.
>After he is done she look back to see who rape her, and he can see who she is.
>Is fucking Thetis.
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>>5606258
Worst case scenario, Thetis is forced to fuck a mortal but she sneaks off and gets knocked up by one of the titans not locked in Tartarus instead. The "Get fucked, Olympians" AU.
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>>5606311
But then turns out it was just Athus, and the child misses the rock it threw at Olympus.
And that's how the Himalayas were made
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>>5606342
>Athos playing catch with Rockhilles: "Go long!"
>fucking SENDS it
>Appalachians now exist
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>>5606342
>Put a rock on your pussy to not get pregnant.
>Get pregnant anyways

I can see it
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>>5606371
There is a non-zero chance that a rock is actually a petrified testicle. Greek myth wasn't shy about castration.
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>>5603951
A quest on the Iliad?
It is time to post images from the best book i own!
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>>5607815
Why did it post sideways? :(
Obligatory rock post it is then
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>>5607817
It seems my fate is to be laid horizontal then.
Reminder to not fuck with rivers lads
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>>5607818
Beware that not knowing the concept of gravity doesn't mean rocks don't come back down.
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>>5607820
Last one for now, until i get the ok from homer to keep 'em coming
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>>5607817
>>5607820
Rock posting is best posting
>>5607818
Throw rocks in the rivers until they are all dammed!
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>>5607815
>>5607817
>>5607818
>>5607820
>>5607821
Seems neat to me. Don't imagedump too much more (I know the archive guy doesn't like it), but I approve of this mostly based art. Would you happen to have images of the Funeral Games?
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>>5607867
Aye boss, i'll stay on topic with the images.
About the funeral games i have pugilism, wrestling, javelin throwing and running.

Other than miscellaneous things like vase offering to athena, hector chastising paris and helen, helen and priamus observing the battles from the walls, the gods quarreling, chariot riding, chariot incidents and the last rock throw.
Besides the fighting scenes obiviously.
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Felt like posting a piece of armor art for what Diomede's armor could look like.
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Hope Homer like this one more that the other
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>>5608850
I gotta say anon, this one really does it for me. Consider it adopted.
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>>5608933
I'm going to miss the pottery painting thread opener, it has a charm to it.
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>>5608941
I looked out for pottery painting to edit after the perturbo one, but none seems to really fit to me.

If you fine some I can try it
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>>5608933

Homer, are we still on track for thread #2 later this week?

P.S. apologies for beating a dead horse, but any hope that we would get an additional retroactive STAT point upon our next level up, if Nik will start getting three points? Otherwise Nik will only have 17 additional points at Level 6, rather than 18. No problem if the answer is no, you could justify it either way.
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>>5609000
Yes, eta between Thursday and Saturday. I have a few articles I'm almost done editing and I've been working on a lot of fluff and crunch for the quest, especially concerning other characters.

No, because after actually building statsheets for all the major characters in the quest I've decided that three per level is too high. In line with the minor-major leveling system you will alternating between 2 points per level and 3.
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>>5609018
So we are going to have 15 then?
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>>5609020
Yes, probably. Who knows, you might get more levels than I anticipate or less depending on what you do.
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>>5609025
Can we get more rocks too Homer?
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>>5609027
Pick a certain trait when I offer it to you and a world of rocks will be opened to you.
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>>5609018

Great, thanks for clarifying regarding the progression, I’ll have to modify my ROCK CHAD build accordingly…
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>>5609018

Here’s a revised char build for review:

>Niko Char Build: ROCK CHAD v2

>Current Lv. 2 => 3 => 4 => 5 => 6

>STR - 18 => 18 => 18 => 19 => 19
>AGI - 13 => 14 => 15 => 15 => 15
>CON - 14 => 15 => 16 => 18 => 20
>WILL - 12 => 12 => 12 => 12 => 12
>INT - 17 => 18 => 18 => 18 => 18
>CHA - 11 => 11 => 11 => 11 => 11

Basically, we’re scrounging for points here, and what points we get are being dumped into STR and CON. We can hope that we’ll get an extra level up, deity boosts or gear that would help boost us to Diomedes-tier rather than “side character” tier as we are currently.
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>>5609031
Thenk you Homer
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Sinking a bunch of points into agility is a trap compared constitution, it matters not if they have the initiative if they can't hurt us.

I think you're all overreacting over getting trounced at the beginning of the quest by one of the biggest badasses around. Further, it would be folly to abandon our potential strengths to shore up a stat that won't be able to eclipse the fastest heroes.
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>>5609031
>world of rocks will be opened to you
Geologist Hero.
>>5609067
Should we try to reach the increased intelligence cap as well?
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>>5609422

This is a valid point but AGI is also our “melee accuracy” stat. I don’t feel great about our combat potential given that we’re a clumsy giant, since people can easily dodge our monster blows and will grind us down if we get no counterpunches in. The 2 points into AGI is to shore up our abysmal to-hit stat and at least get us into minor bonus territory. Combat is surprising lethal and therefore one bad wound can basically kill us (just like real life, tee hee).

>>5609439

Tempting but our tactical genius trait would already put us a relatively level field with Odysseus (hopefully?) when it comes to battle strategy. I’m not sure that additional points in INT will help us survive a martial encounter, so that’s why I put an additional point into INT only.

Looking back, we basically tried to split the difference between Odysseus and Ajax - our large stat allocation into INT makes us vaguely competitive with Odysseus in battlefield planning and strategy but basically means that our Giant trait won’t fully pay off until the Trojan War is over (assuming we survive it), unless we find a bunch of hidden side quests (which we can probably do given our Olympian blood and with the help of our unknown Primarch oops I mean grandpa)
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>>5609493
What's interesting is that if we hit someone who does rely on dodging rather than blocking, because of how hard we hit, if they don't instantly die they will -have- to retreat immediately or the next strike will have a huge chance to hit and guarantee their death from AGI degradation.

We should look into boosting AGI a little of course, but getting a weapon focused trait is probably the more pressing concern for hitting the enemy.

Alternatively we get a bow or GIANT SLING so we can attack without worrying about dodges, just blocks. But I'm going to guess ranged weapons that aren't boulders do less damage overall compared to melee. Which doesn't really matter when you get shot by a dozen men or someone with a particularly legendary bow with a particularly poisoned arrow.
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>>5609551

I was actually wondering if we could develop a Greek bolas-type weapon in secret specifically so we could fuck up a prancing Diomedes/Hector/Paris/whoever.

Even if it’s a one-shot weapon used in a surprise type situation, it would definitely help us catch a nimbler foe. Presumably everyone would start carrying little daggers to chop them off
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>>5609031
WTF I love Homer
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Just finished reading all this
Top tier quest Homer!
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>>5609551
That's why rocks are the best weapon.
Mankind oldest friend
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>>5609873
If no one got our back, rocks still got us.

Rockgang
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>>5610431
We're back my noble companions, ahead of schedule.



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