Each of you is a member of Donald J. Trump's Cabinet. On January 6, 2021, a mob took control of the United States Capitol for several hours, an event which sparked violent protests all over the country, and resulting in the mass execution of judges, police officers, and journalists. QAnon was right. Joe Biden's election victory was proven as irregular, and Donald Trump, with the support of the population and some factions of the US Army, was elected as US President. Not all problems are solved. Enemy factions, led by Joe Biden, are hiding in the Appalachian Mountains. Independent, counter-revolutionary forces are fighting in the streets of the more isolated cities, such as Detroit. Illegal immigrants are crossing the border in mass, engaging in fights with the inhabitants of New Mexico and West Texas. Last, the United Nations only recognize Joe Biden as the legitimate head of the country. Many challenges lie ahead before we can make the American Civilization great again.
Pick a name (real-life public figure, or fictional) and department. When a vote is relevant to your department, your vote counts 3x.>Secretary of State>Secretary of the Treasury>Secretary of Defense>Attorney General>Secretary of the Interior>Secretary of Agriculture>Secretary of Commerce>Secretary of Labor>Secretary of Health and Human Services>Secretary of Housing and Urban Development>Secretary of Transportation>Secretary of Energy>Secretary of Education>Secretary of Veterans Affairs>Secretary of Homeland SecurityYou can make one assassination attempt per thread on another Cabinet member. Roll 1d100 for offense, 1d100 for defense, and best roll wins.
>>5563475>Kanye West>Secretary of Educationposting in based thread
>Mike Pence>Secretary of EnergyReady for duty.
>>5563475>AOC>Secretary of EducationIn a stunning betrayal!
>>5563475Yamano Mitsuha, Secretary of Commerce. I may look young, but not only have I read all of the Presidents books on business, but I've written my own interdimensional best seller on trade and economics. Allow me to manage the economy, and we'll Make America Rich Again.
>>5563475>Secretary of DefenseIn like Flynn.
>>5563475>Khodarin 'The Mystical' Darkspire>Secretary of Homeland SecurityMexicans and dissenters alike will know of your...displeasure, my lord!
>>5563475>King Sneed>Secretary of AgricultureTime to secure the american food balance
>Ushiromiya Battler>Attorney GeneralWe'll prove every claim of the rebels as nothing more than fantasy and save America.
>>5563475>Jared Kushner>Secretary of the TreasuryThe treasury shall be safe with me dear Goyim.
>>5563498Surely he was hanged?
Rolled 5, 4, 6 = 15 (3d8)>>5563906>Surely he was hanged?No. In this timeline I, Mike Pence, bolstered by the support of the Jan 6th peaceful protesters and the computer hacker, 4chan, overturn Joe Biden's dishonest election results. I then celebrated by electrocuting Nancy Pelosi on the front lawn of the White House with just my pure Christian rage manifesting itself from my fingertips as Shocking Grasp lvl 11. I don't even need to look at the roll because she has only had 1 hp for the last 20 years (thanks to her skills in necromancy and the thousands of baby foreskins she's eaten).
>>5563475Goyim Shekelstein.>Secretary of Commerce
>>5563475>Dr. Jack Bright>Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
>>5563475>Jeffery Epstein>Secretary of Trafficking.. TransportationRemember the fun times we had, Donald
>>5563475>Secretary of State>Caitlyn Jenner
>>5563475>Doreen Ford>Secretary of Labor
>>5563475>>Secretary of the Interior>>Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman
>>5563475>Secretary of Veterans Affairs>lily hoshikawa
>>5563475>Hulk Hogan>Secretary of Health and Human ServicesEat your vitamins and say your prayers, brother
>>5563475The following departments are also opened:>Trade Representative>Director of National Intelligence>Director of the Office of Management and Budget>Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy>Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency>Administrator of the Small Business Administration>Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy>White House Chief of Staff>Ambassador to the United Nations
>>5564155I'll resign from my position and let AOC have it >>5563555Then I switch to>>Ambassador to the United Nations
>>5564155>>5563473Hate-Monger (totally not Hitler, im case anyone asks) for White House Chief of Staff.
The Cabinet of the United States:>Secretary of State: Caitlyn Jenner >Secretary of the Treasury: Jared Kushner >Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn >Attorney General: Alex Jones, Ushiromiya Battler>Secretary of the Interior: Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman >Secretary of Agriculture: King Sneed >Secretary of Commerce: Yamano Mitsuha, Goyim Shekelstein>Secretary of Labor: Doreen Ford >Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hulk Hogan >Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Dr. Jack Bright >Secretary of Transportation: Jeffrey Epstein >Secretary of Energy: Mike Pence >Secretary of Education: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez >Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Lily Hoshikawa >Secretary of Homeland Security: Khodarin >White House Chief of Staff: Hate-Monger >Ambassador to the United Nations: Kanye West Deep underground, in a secret bunker located under the tunnels of Washington D.C., Donald Trump is holding a meeting with you, his assistants and advisors. The room is wide, with metal sheets on the walls, and you're sitting at a round table of marble, lit bit a dim white light. Behind him, three TV screens shows various graphs about the stock market and other important data. Everyone here is equal. He believes in having a team that carries diverse political opinions so that you can brainstorm the best solutions to each problem. Strangely, many members of the Cabinet are Japanese citizens, who are speaking with a portable speech translator, and Jeffrey Epstein, who the public thought was dead, is actually the Secretary of Transportation.Donald Trump reads a few statements from important foreign nations, and a private message he's received from Vladimir Putin.>Statement from Justin Trudeau: We strongly condemn the unlawful election of Donald Trump and call for peaceful talks between both parties.>Statement from Ursula von der Leyen: The current situation in the United States is completely unacceptable. We support the families of all Americans who have been affected by the revolution, in particular the minorities who are particularly vulnerable.>Statement from Xi Jinping: We extend our congratulations to Donald Trump and wish him a successful term. We hope the current situation in the country will be peacefully resolved.>Private message from Vladimir Putin: Hello, Donald. I see you're in trouble. I can send tactical support to deal with those pesky rebels. I'm only asking that you let me pick the Vice President."Let's deal with Vladimir first. What do you all think about his offer?"Vote:>Accept Putin's offer>Decline Putin's offer [if you vote for this, please recommend someone else to be Vice President]
QAnon displays on one screen a tarot card, which represents Joe Biden's expected next move. No one knows who QAnon is. He only ever sends cryptic messages through the computer.>Death foretells the end of something dear to you and the arrival of something new to replace it. You must not try to stop this process, as it is natural and inevitable.
>>5564684>Accept Putin's offerWe should focus on making a defensive pact with both China and Russia. That way, if someone decides to attack us, the strongest country in the world, they would also have to attack the second and third strongest countries at the same time.
>>5564684>Reject Putin's Offer>>Proposal: Dell RuskYou can't trust a deal offered by a Slav. Just... Trust Hate-Monger on this one. I will not be elaborating further at this time.
>>5564684>Decline Putin's offer [if you vote for this, please recommend someone else to be Vice President]>Dell RuskWe have no need for such interference, lord! The dissenters will be crushed in time. Mister Rusk has...the aptitude. Ahki-ki-ki-ki!
>>5564684>>Decline Putin's offer [if you vote for this, please recommend someone else to be Vice President]I'ma let you finish Putin, but Nick Fuentes is the best VP pick OF ALL TIME!!
>>Decline Putin's offer [if you vote for this, please recommend someone else to be Vice President]>*electric sparks flying in all directions*I am still VP and don't any of you forget it! Thou shalt have NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME!!!!>eyes rolling backwards as Mike Pence levitates above the table, the lights flicker as his hatred for gays and troons (no offense, Bruce) drains the very electricity from the room's wiring.
>>5564878Ahh! (Ducks under the table to avoid being hit by Mike Pence's electric sparks, then slowly gets back in my chair)Uhh, it seems that everyone wants to decline Putin's offer, so I'm changing my stance on this matter to declining Putin's offer. Irregardless, my vision of a defensive alliance consisting of the United States, China, and Russia, the three most power countries in the world, still remains. Maybe some day ...
>>5564684>Decline offer>Mike PenceHelp is great, but I don't want any debt we can avoid.
>>5565004I have fucked up slightly, that's from me.
>>5564830I'll also switch to Pence
>>5565004>>5565005>>5565011>>5564878Then we need a new Secretary of Energy, ja?
>>5564684>Accept Putin's offer
>>5564155>Aldrich Ames>Director of National Intelligence
>Reject Putin's offerI would put forward Keith Howard as a candidate for VP.
>>5564684>Accept Putin's offerEven if he is not to be trusted better to have a weak VP that we could denounce as a Putin stooge later to put an end to this antisemitic regime.
>>5564684>Accept Putin's offerWe need to turn over a new leaf with Russia, and as apart of it, I’ll put my hate in the ring for VP.I’m curious as to how the weighed voting will be processed.
>>5565993>throw my hate into the ringA man after my own heart if I had one
>>5564684>Decline Putin's offer>VP: Boris JohnsonThe Guy may be British prime Minister, but he was BORN in America! He could totally be Vice President
White House Chief of Staff: >>5564773 (Reject -> Dell Rusk) 1Secretary of Homeland Security >>5564788 (Reject -> Dell Rusk) 2Ambassador to the United Nations: >>5565011 (Reject -> Mike Pence) 1Secretary of Energy (MAYBE sitting VP??): >>5564878 (Reject -> Mike Pence) 2Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: >>5564929 (Reject -> Mike Pence) 3Attorney General: >>5565004 (Reject -> Mike Pence) 4Secretary of Commerce: >>5565131 (Reject -> Keith Howard) 1Shadowy nameless mystery-cabal member with no formal title: >>5566885 (Reject -> Boris Johnson) 1 Secretary of Agriculture: >>5565046 (Accept) 1Secretary of Defense: >>5565993 (Accept) 2Secretary of the Treasury: >>5565650 (Accept) 3So that's 7 (8? Who is 78/ZPkbg?) votes to reject the offer, three to accept. Mike Pence is the clear favourite among the Reject offer plurality. I'm not sure whose votes are tripled for this. Pence's own, maybe? Jenner's probably would be, if she was voting on this, but she has so far abstained...
>>5566980I think the secretary of state would get triple votes in this matter of diplomacy.
If Q anon does not come back soon, anyone mind if I take over? I think it'll be fun to try running a shitpost.
>>5567660You've got my vote, Shadow Don
>>5567660Go ahead, I'm busy fighting evil IRL.
>>5568033You're fighting your mother in law?
>>5566980Since this is a matter related to National Security, the Defense Secretary should be tripled.>>5567660I’ll support you as Vice President, sir! :^)
Putin’s Offer: DECLINEDMike Pence is now VP!Donald nods in agreement. “Well it’s decided. Mike, step up! Congratulations! You’re VP again. You can keep your cabinet position too, if you want. Now, we have a lot of problems before we can make America great again. A lot of problems. We have so many problems you wouldn’t believe it. We need to decide what to do about those problems. So what do you guys want to tackle first?>Joe Biden. He’s still at large, hiding somewhere in the Appalachians. A third of the military support him, while a third support us. A third remains neutral. If we can get rid of him, we can get rid of a major threat and get back to making America great.>The FBI is in open rebellion. It’s the only government department that’s completely gone over to Joe Biden. We can’t have our law enforcement working for a fake! We need to deal with them, or make a new law enforcement agency.>The counter-revolutionary forces in some of the cities. They’re not a major threat now but they could quickly grow out of control and become the foundations of a wider civil insurrection. Better end them early before they become dangerous.>The illegal immigrants pouring across the border. There’s too many of them, and our border guards can’t stop them coming! It’s the first step to making America great again. We need to build that wall, and make Mexico pay for it! >The UN is complaining like a bunch of babies. We should teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. One they’ll never forget.
>>5568197[blue][You may also use the resources of your department to pursue your own agenda. You may also use it to support the current effort we all decide on. You cannot do both. You do not have to use these resources after a post, only vote. [/blue][blue]Your department, due to the situation, is also not at full capacity. Many members of the civil service have chosen to leave or work for Joe Biden. There may also be sabotage from people still around. You need to fix this if you want your department to work at full capacity. -30 to rolls against the enemies of Donald Trump. [/blue]We also have the Secret Service available. They’ve mostly chosen to stay loyal to Donald. We can send them to deal with a situation, and with their expertise it will probably be dealt with. But if we lose them, that’s it, we can’t replace them! It will also leave Donald vulnerable while they’re away.Director of National Intelligence [Aldrich Ames] Comment: Putin probably won’t like it that we’ve refused him. He might do anything to get back at us. Also it seems like Europe and Canada are in contact with Biden and are planning something. Kim-Jong Un also is making plans to visit, though he hasn’t announced them yet. We also have a major problem with our nukes. So far our missile bases and submarines haven’t decided to support either side, but that means that nobody’s in control of the country’s nukes. But Donald doesn’t care about that right now.
Current Cabinet of the United States:>Secretary of State: Caitlyn Jenner>Secretary of the Treasury: Jared Kushner>Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn>Attorney General: Alex Jones, Ushiromiya Battler>Secretary of the Interior: Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman>Secretary of Agriculture: King Sneed>Secretary of Commerce: Yamano Mitsuha, Goyim Shekelstein>Secretary of Labor: Doreen Ford>Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hulk Hogan>Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Dr. Jack Bright>Secretary of Transportation: Jeffrey Epstein>Secretary of Energy: Mike Pence>Secretary of Education: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez>Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Lily Hoshikawa>Secretary of Homeland Security: Khodarin>White House Chief of Staff: Hate-Monger>Ambassador to the United Nations: Kanye West>Director of National Intelligence: Aldrich Ames
>>5568197>The FBI is in open rebellionCreate our own agency. We'll need it to deal with our internal problems and o keep Biden out. Some sort of secret police is always useful. Maybe they can wear masks of some sort, to be EXTRA secret.
>>5568197>The FBI is in open rebellion. It’s the only government department that’s completely gone over to Joe Biden. We can’t have our law enforcement working for a fake! We need to deal with them, or make a new law enforcement agency.Gotta deal with it first, since it's a crucial agency
>>5564155>A Bunch of Random Cats>Director of the Office of Management and Budget>>5568197>The FBI is in open rebellion. It’s the only government department that’s completely gone over to Joe Biden. We can’t have our law enforcement working for a fake! We need to deal with them, or make a new law enforcement agency.Cut their budget and give us all the money. It's very important trust me.
>>5568200Oh, and as for purging dissidents in my department, I have a ray for that. A ray to make them hate what I hate. They will learn, or... Else.
>>5568197>The FBI is in open rebellion. It’s the only government department that’s completely gone over to Joe Biden. We can’t have our law enforcement working for a fake! We need to deal with them, or make a new law enforcement agency.In my opinion, the FBI is our biggest threat at the moment.I would prefer to pursue your own agenda, but I want to wait until my department is at full capacity first.
>>5568526*my own agenda
Rolled 17 (1d100)A few members of the Socialist Rifle Association, seeing the current state of the country, have decided to take action against the clear insurrection at hand! Armed with the power of Socialism, actual honest to god firearms, and the basic knowledge to use these weapons, these foes are one of the few genuine threats the leftist insurrectionists have. This combined with their members not being completely retarded has provided them with an actual, honest to god chance to do damage to the oppressive regime they claim to fight against. And with their actual intelligence, they go after the greatest threat to their insurrection that exists. The Secretary of Defense himself, Michael Flynn! However, they plan to not use a firearm, but an old Irish classic. The Car Bomb!
>>5568197>Joe Biden. He’s still at large, hiding somewhere in the Appa-As Defense Secretary, I expect my position t-
>The counter-revolutionary forces in some of the cities. They’re not a major threat now but they could quickly grow out of control and become the foundations of a wider civil insurrection. Better end them early before they become dangerous.The counter-revolutionaries are the biggest threat facing this great nation, and I’ll dedicate whatever resources I have as Defense Secretary to crush this growing terrorist threat before it engulfs the nation, with or without executive consensus. Let this be known as the Summer of Blood.(And yes, I consider this pursuing my own agenda if the Executive Branch votes to do something else.)
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5568607I assume I roll for this.
>>5568608Oh boyI don’t know if rolls were required or not, but this is clearly a sign from God that I’m either blessed (Warden tier crit success) or cursed (/qst/ tier crit fail). I guess my fate it in Q’s hands now…
>>5568605kek>>5568608kek>DO FBI THING
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSEThis morning socialist terrorists tried to bomb the car of Michael Flynn on his way to the Cabinet's next meeting! Luckily, they got the wrong one! What will be the response of the government? Martial law? Will the general go into hiding? Or will there be something drastic?>>5568428Roll 1d100 for the effectiveness of the ray.>>5568608Uh... give me a moment to come up with something for this one.
>>5568608MASSACRES IN DETROIT AND PORTLANDThis morning, following the assassination attempt on Michael Flynn, the Secretary of Defense, the army was ordered to move into cities currently experiencing social unrest in the wake of President Trump’s election into office. The army, supported by members of the national guard, were first ordered to enter the two cities experiencing the most unrest, Detroit and Portland.Upon their arrival they were met with large crowds of allegedly peaceful protestors, declaring that Joe Biden was president and that President Trump’s election was illegitimate. It is not known on whose order it began, but the units deployed to both cities have opened fire on the crowds.Footage is circulating on the internet showing the march towards the assembled army units, and shows the army opening fire on protestors in both cities. Several unverified videos depict masses of bodies lying in the streets and there are even pictures of tanks being deployed, prompting comparisons to the Tiananman Square protests of 1989. Claims have also been made of bombing runs made by fighter jets, but these have yet to be verified. The full casualties are unknown at this time, but the death toll is expected to be in the thousands.Joe Biden, transmitting from his bunker somewhere in the country, has declared this an unforgiveable attack on the very foundations of America, a sign that the Trump Presidency is on the road to fascism. CNN and NBC have called this a barbarous massacre of innocent civilians, while Fox News is proclaiming it as necessary suppression of political terrorists threatening the state. The United Nations and many members of the international community have condemned the government of President Trump, and there has been talk of an emergency session of the UN to deal with the growing crisis in America. Unrest has increased in every American city, and there are large scale protests in California, New York, and even Washington DC itself.What will be the response of President Trump and his Cabinet? Will Secretary Flynn resign? Will there be further violence against protestors? We can only wait and see.
Rolled 32 (1d100)How bothersome. All of these counter revolutionaries and terrorist forces are getting in the way of our economic prosperity. I propose the establishment of a New American Credit Score that rewards patriotism, self-defense, and promoting good old-fashioned American values, while punishing acts of crime and sedition. Those who oppose these great United States shall not be permitted to participate in the economy, and will be restricted from travel. (Also, Q, do we possess the abilities we have in the stories we are from? If so, I would like to see about establishing trade with the Other World to rebuild our gold reserves)
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5568686We troll the UN.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>5568759I got this."As a man I am flawed, but my music is perfect." (Actual quote)>Ye performs the most disturbing and confusing concert possible at the next UN meeting, to divert the world's attention from all the espionage and war crimes we're about to commit.
>>5568773>>5568686As ambassador of the UN, my people have their finger on the pulse of the globe. The world stage is preoccupied talking about how my concert was the greatest of all time, critics all over the world are praising it as the greatest musical performance ever. They won't even notice us quelling the protests. Full speed ahead, break out the dogs and water hoses and root shields and tanks!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5568686This is too far. We need to do something to help people, not get them killed! I'll set up false documentation to lead the FBI against itself.
>>5568686>>5568759>>5568773After the success of Kanye's distraction, it was noted by some witnesses that a bunch of cats wearing backpacks were seen exiting the UN embassy as well as various other political and economic establishments.A few days later the Director(s) of the Office of Management and Budget announced a increase in funds. The response when asked about where such a sum of money was found was "lol, lmao even."
>>5568727I'm probably going to regret this, whatever.I'll say yes, to a point. Provided your character abilities are not too OP. So trade with other world: Good. Convincing other world to invade and kill all your enemies: Bad.
>>5568773The chamber of commerce shall provide their full support to Ambassador Ye, working with the record companies to ensure that when the album version of this song drops, it is not merely fire... it is A T O M I C.
>>5568812Mitsuha's only power is the ability to cross over to a middle fantasy world and understand every language as if she was a native speaker, so she can't do that. The natives of the world she can travel to are relatively mundane, middle fantasy types, so at most we might be able to get some adventurer groups to supplement the army as magical mercs.
>>5568816Thank you Yamano, very cool!
>>5568812Could Battler use Blue Truths, then? A Blue Truth is a claim on what's true that needs advance a theory. They can be contradicted by a Red Truth(what actually is true) which forces Battler to come up with a new theory or Blue Truth. Only the game master (ie, you) or witches could use Red Truths.
>>5568647Rolling for ray! The Kanye concert is the ideal time to convert some of the populace at the same time!
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5568894Curses! The (((subversive terrorists))) ate Hate-Monger's roll!
CNN and NBC are spreading too many subversive lies
>>5568686Well… shit. I guess I’ll just go full ‘Honest’ Abe until the President asks me to resign.I hereby order the nationalization and patriotzation of the opposing news networks (to be backed up by actual military boot to control the narrative), and publicly declare an investigation into the supposed ‘peace protest’. The military is to be on standby in the major cities in case of terrorist escalation.>>5568773Thanks Kanye, I’ll make sure the news is promoting your UN concert 24/7.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>5569043Another misfired roll… I hop it’s better than the last one.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5568811>>5568686Rolling for any consequences.
>>5568686I take back what I said about the FBI being our greatest threat. I now know that it is the Socialist Rifle Association that is our biggest threat! But how should we deal with them? ... I need to make a phone call real quick. ... Hello, O5 Command? We got a situation here.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5569252Lets make them belive that other grup or a criminal gang is after them or that they are importan to us. Then see how they kill each others.
>>5568858Sure.>>5569056NICE. The office of management and budget suddenly finds a spare 6.9 billion lying around. It's up to them how to spend it.In other news, the UN and various other agencies find themselves missing a large sum of money. They really need to work on their finances.
3rd TRUMP CABINET MEETINGWith the massacres in Detroit and Portland broadcasted for the entire country and the world to see, what will the Trump presidency do in the aftermath?President Trump steps up to say a few words before you all begin. “Yesterday was a terrible day in our history. A terrible day. But, I think we should all move on from it, and focus on what we can do today. These people want to overthrow us, but that’s not gonna happen. It just won’t happen. Thank you.” There’s a lot you all have to deal with today, but first, the main agenda. What will you do to deal with the FBI?>Declare martial law. The troops shall take control of law enforcement, and we have ample justification with the assassination attempt on Secretary Flynn. Though, with the recent massacres, the army isn’t too popular with the people.>Order them wiped out. You can’t start anything with the old FBI still running around, even if you have seized their budget. The J. Edgar Hoover building is still occupied, and they’re still operating as if they have the authority to do so. Though, this won’t solve the immediate problem of the lack of a law enforcement agency, but you can deal with that later.>Formally dissolve the FBI and start the creation of a new law enforcement agency. You already have their budget, now it’s just a matter of giving it to someone. (The Attorney General will be in charge of this new agency, though it will come into conflict with the existing FBI)>Give your blessing to the creation of citizen militias. The second amendment is there, so why can’t you let them use it? It’ll be cheaper than maintaining a federal law enforcement agency, that’s for sure. But it might lead to more anarchy, and you’ll be criticised even more by the international community.>Write in.
>>5569519Things have changed a lot in the past day. The failed attempt of the army to bring law and order back to Detroit and Portland has backfired, and now there’s unrest in almost every city in America. The footage of the massacres circulating on the new networks and internet doesn’t help.The Secretary of Commerce, Yamano Mitsuha, has tried to create a new credit system, but ran into problems. The old credit system is still around, and the banks like it more than the new proposal. Maybe it’s because she’s Japanese and couldn’t fully communicate her intentions to them.The UN has been experiencing a series of weird events, first trollfaces were sent to all their workers, and at their overnight emergency meeting Kanye West, our UN Ambassador, turned up to give a concert, and it was so successful that the UN couldn’t get anything done! Take that globalists!The Attorney General has also been hard at work, doing his best to interfere with the FBI’s operations. He’s been pretty successful and the FBI has had difficulty interfering with your operations.The Hate-Monger’s ray has been pretty effective. His department now only suffers from a -10 to actions, and now hates what the Hate-Monger hates.Defense Secretary Flynn attempted to use his powers to take control of the news networks, but failed when the network CEO’s refused his demands, and his troops were met with heavily armed members of the FBI. There’s currently a stand-off outside the headquarters of CNN and NBC, and the news is still broadcasting.
>>5569526The Detroit and Portland massacres have been extremely damaging to the reputation of this presidency. There have been accusations that Defense Secretary Flynn ordered the troops to open fire himself, but this hasn’t been confirmed. The world and citizens of America are demanding a response. There are now violent riots in several cities, and protests in most. What will you do?>Demand Secretary Flynn’s resignation. He is obviously unfit for office. There isn’t anyone around to replace him though.>Condemn the protestors for trying to interfere with the restoration of order and security. It was obviously their fault for getting violent.>Order more troops in and the mobilisation of the national guard. This unrest must be put down by any means necessary.>Order an investigation. You can prosecute a few scapegoats and hopefully cool things down that way. But this might anger the military.
Current Cabinet of the United States:>Secretary of State: Caitlyn Jenner>Secretary of the Treasury: Jared Kushner>Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn>Attorney General: Alex Jones, Ushiromiya Battler>Secretary of the Interior: Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman>Secretary of Agriculture: King Sneed>Secretary of Commerce: Yamano Mitsuha, Goyim Shekelstein>Secretary of Labor: Doreen Ford>Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hulk Hogan>Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Dr. Jack Bright>Secretary of Transportation: Jeffrey Epstein>Secretary of Energy: Mike Pence>Secretary of Education: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez>Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Lily Hoshikawa>Secretary of Homeland Security: Khodarin>White House Chief of Staff: Hate-Monger>Ambassador to the United Nations: Kanye West>Director of National Intelligence: Aldrich Ames>Director of the Office of Management and Budget: A Bunch of Random Cats
>>5569541>>Order an investigation. You can prosecute a few scapegoats and hopefully cool things down that way. But this might anger the military.>give some weapons to some shitheads protest guy and let the camara see them kill normal people.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5569508money money>>5569519>Order them wiped out. You can’t start anything with the old FBI still running around, even if you have seized their budget. The J. Edgar Hoover building is still occupied, and they’re still operating as if they have the authority to do so. Though, this won’t solve the immediate problem of the lack of a law enforcement agency, but you can deal with that later.It's time.>>5569541>Condemn the protestors for trying to interfere with the restoration of order and security. It was obviously their fault for getting violent.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5569519>Informally dissolve the FBI via mass firings of dissident agents and bureaucrats and replacing them with more reliable people who understand the necessity of our new President's Order. You already have their budget and structure, now it’s just a matter of giving it to someone... agreeable. (The Attorney General will be in charge of this new agency, though it will come into conflict with the existing FBI)>Order an investigation. You can prosecute a few scapegoats and hopefully cool things down that way. But this might anger the military.>give some weapons to some shitheads protest guy and let the camara see them kill normal people.Rolling to continue my overtures to the banks to adopt the New American Credit System. We live in a disorderly society, and by showing them the success in restoring order within of those regions of the world which have adopted such a system should hopefully help get them on board. If need be, favorable lending terms from the Federal Reserve can be arranged for those banks which choose to adopt the new system as their primary means of determining credit eligibility.
>>5569615As expected, all it took was favorable lending terms for the banks to adopt an American-Right twist on CCP Style Social Credit. Sasuga Blackrock-kun.
>>5569541>Formally dissolve the FBI and start the creation of a new law enforcement agency. You already have their budget, now it’s just a matter of giving it to someone. (The Attorney General will be in charge of this new agency, though it will come into conflict with the existing FBI)>>Proposed head of the new Agency for the Preservation of American Greatness: Dell Rusk(Also, how did my HATE-RAYS do?)>>5568894>>5568896
I'm Ye btw
>>5569508Now I can fight back directly, ihihihi!>>5569519Formally dissolve the FBI and start the creation of a new law enforcement agency. You already have their budget, now it’s just a matter of giving it to someone. (The Attorney General will be in charge of this new agency, though it will come into conflict with the existing FBI)>>5569541>Order an investigation. You can prosecute a few scapegoats and hopefully cool things down that way. But this might anger the military.I'll pierce to the heart of the incident with my truths and new agency, just give me the authorization!
>>5569565>Formally dissolve the FBI and start the creation of a new law enforcement agency. You already have their budget, now it’s just a matter of giving it to someone. (The Attorney General will be in charge of this new agency, though it will come into conflict with the existing FBI)>Condemn the protestors for trying to interfere with the restoration of order and security. It was obviously their fault for getting violent.We could replace the FBI with the State Citizen Police Foundation, or SCP Foundation for short.
>>5569751I'm prepared to accept the name of the organziation being the SCP Foundation if we can still get Rusk as program overseer. I think he and you "SCP" may see eye to eye on certain... Matters.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5569519>Declare martial law. The troops shall take control of law enforcement, and we have ample justification with the assassination attempt on Secretary Flynn. Though, with the recent massacres, the army isn’t too popular with the people.>Order them wiped out. You can’t start anything with the old FBI still running around, even if you have seized their budget. The J. Edgar Hoover building is still occupied, and they’re still operating as if they have the authority to do so. Though, this won’t solve the immediate problem of the lack of a law enforcement agency, but you can deal with that later.Clearly the FBI are out of control! The military is ready to neutralize and take over the FBI, just say the word Mr. President!>>5569541>Condemn the protestors for trying to interfere with the restoration of order and security. It was obviously their fault for getting violent.>Order more troops in and the mobilisation of the national guard. This unrest must be put down by any means necessary.These terrorist must be brought to justice! ‘Peacefully’ Purge them all and let God sort it out!If the News will not be nationalized peacefully then let it be nationalized by force! I order the airwaves jammed, the Broadcast News HQs secured, and and the FBI threat neutralized, by any means necessary! Hoorah!
>>5569769Opps, forgot the name :P
>>5569612>>5569615>>5569676I’d appreciate some assistance in securing the public broadcast news gentleman. With a mix of money, cheap credit, and mind altering rays we can secure the Public Relations front, and the military won’t forget our friends.
>>5569786Once the New American Credit System is in place, money will flow like water to worthy broadcasters, while the unworthy slowly die of thirst. I am uncertain what further aid you would require, Secretary Flynn. I cannot rematerialize the controls to our Nuclear Deterrent, but... perhaps on our next turn, I could see about procuring you... Contractors of Paranormal Talent?
>>5569786You have my rays as required... Once I know how my beta-test of them worked upon those with insufficient HATRED in my own agency, and on those FOOLS at the concert.
>>5569795I would appreciate that, thank you.>>5569798I’ll let the hate FLOW, you have my word!
>>5569798I am confused by your American term 'hatred', can you explain as a subject matter expert, Hate-Monger. Sometimes in your literature, it appears to be used in the same context as the word 'nikui' or loathing, but other times it appears to be used to describe basic in-group preference, or even for common sense phrases such as 'women are female'.Which of these definitions does your hate ray encompass?>>5569803Splendid. It will need to wait until after our next cabinet meeting, but I will see what I can do.
>>5569519>Order them wiped out. You can’t start anything with the old FBI still running around, even if you have seized their budget. The J. Edgar Hoover building is still occupied, and they’re still operating as if they have the authority to do so. Though, this won’t solve the immediate problem of the lack of a law enforcement agency, but you can deal with that later.>>5569541>Order an investigation. You can prosecute a few scapegoats and hopefully cool things down that way. But this might anger the military.
>>5569786I'll bankroll it!>>5569698Hey Ye, wanna make another concert? We could give a good distraction from the protests like we did with the U.N.And don't worry about the cost, I got that covered.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5569818Kanye West throws a benefit concert in Detroit for the victims of the riots, all to gaslight the people into thinking we were always supporting them, and it's Biden and his people who started this all. Televised live, worldwide, course.
>>5569806>Which of these definitions does your hate ray encompass?There is a dial on the side of the ray-gun, to generate contextually-useful varieties of discord. It is key to be versatile, in my industry.
You all decide to create a new, rival agency to the FBI. One fully under your control and loyal to President Trump and his cabinet. You already have the FBI’s budget and the judiciary behind you, now it’s just a matter of giving it to someone. Attorney General Ushiromiya Battler is now in charge of this new organisation, given full oversight to investigate, arrest, and prosecute the enemies of the Trump Presidency. It requires a lot of work, building an agency effectively from the ground up, but with the support of the cabinet it can be done. The funds, resources, recruitment and media announcements require a lot of effort though, but hopefully it will go smoothly.>Roll 1d100 for how strong this new agency will start as. 1 roll per person. Be aware, crits WILL override, including critfails. Alternatively, you can put your department resources behind the effort, which will give a +5 bonus to all rolls, though you will be unable to roll yourself.
>>5570900>>5569724Attorney General Battler, what do you want the focus of your new organisation to be? (ONLY Ushiromiya Battler gets to vote on this.)>Regular Law Enforcement. The only problem is that the FBI isn’t working for you anymore, so all we need is law enforcement working for us. There will be conflict with the FBI though when you run into each other.>Taking down the FBI. They’ll interfere with this government’s operations, so you need to get rid of them. And besides, it’ll be useful taking all their stuff for yourself.>Secret Police. There is not enough law and order in this country, and with dissidents in the streets openly criticising the government it will only get worse. Political subversion is the worst crime against the state. If the international community gets word of this it might mean trouble though.Also, what do you want to name this new organisation? (This vote is for everyone)>Federal Bureau of Control>The State Citizen Police (SCP) Foundation>Federal Security Service >Write in
>>5570902Meanwhile, an investigation into the Detroit and Portland massacres has commenced, calming some of the unrest but the military had lodged a complaint with Secretary Flynn. Several officers involved in the incidents have been stood down, but they are claiming that the order came from Secretary Flynn himself, and that they will testify as such if they are ever put to trial. This might become very embarrassing to this administration if it’s allowed to continue. What will we do?>End the investigation inconclusively. There’s not enough evidence to prove who really did it. Secretary Flynn must be protected.>Continue the investigation and prosecute these officers. The people will riot if there isn’t any consequences for the massacres. The military will be angered however.>Quietly make the problem go away. As series of unfortunate accidents and sudden episodes of depression should do it.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5570900Rolling!>>5570902>SCP Foundation>>5570915>Quietly make the problem go away.Also, Q, how well did the ray work? Did it accomplish anything? I rolled, but it's been a couple updates now.
In other news, the bunch of cats in charge of the Office of Management and Budget have somehow managed to dig up even more money. How on earth do they do it? They now have a total of $30 billion to spend.The Secretary of Commerce, Yamano Mitsuha, has made a second approach to the banks about a new credit system, and this time it’s been a roaring success! All the banks in America have now adopted this new system, and are fully aligned with Secretary Mitsuha. Secretary Mitsuha now controls the banks!Secretary Flynn, after his recent failure to suppress the cities, has decided to suppress the media instead. Troops have forcibly occupied the premises of CNN and NBC, and cut off their transmissions! Turns out the FBI couldn’t stand against the might of the US Army on this one. With the support of Secretary Mitsuha’s newfound finances and the hate-mongers hate rays, much of our opposition in the media has been silenced.However, underground tv and radio news broadcasts have started to pop up, some of which are claiming to be the remains of CNN and NBC. Looks like that’ll continue to be a problem, but for now the official airwaves belong to Secretary Flynn.Kanye West, with the help of the cats and their money, has thrown a benefit concert in Detroit for the victims of the violent anti-government riot! Detroit doesn’t have unrest anymore! It’s also pretty popular overseas. Looks like we won’t be bothered by the UN about it now.>>5570922The ray worked, your department now only has a -10 to actions against the enemies of Trump. See here >>5569526 Though reading it more I realise you wanted it used on the populace so I'll just say that the unrest died down a little more as well.>>5569589Going to need your name buddy. Or you can join cabinet. A few people have disappeared so you can claim anyone's spot who hasn't appeared for a while.
>>5569589Our Secretary of State has been silent, and is a pretty vital role.>>5569724Secret Police are best police. I also suggest we psychologically condition them into absolute zealotry to the cause, and ideally put them in weird bondage gear. Just, you know... For reasons.>>5570935Thank you, Q!
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5569823Covering for the stage and other expenses (as well as enough media clout to get people to listen).>>5570158Say the word and the full weight of a bunch of overfed cats of the OMB will support you!>>5570900Rollin>>5570915>Quietly make the problem go away. As series of unfortunate accidents and sudden episodes of depression should do it.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5570900Let's go!>>5570902>Taking down the FBI. They’ll interfere with this government’s operations, so you need to get rid of them. And besides, it’ll be useful taking all their stuff for yourself.>The State Citizen Police (SCP) FoundationI'll put the bad guys down as soon as possible then replace them with the good guys.>>5570915>Continue the investigation and prosecute these officers. The people will riot if there isn’t any consequences for the massacres. The military will be angered however.I suspect that one officer might be a plant. I'll state my theory in blue. [blue] One of the officers, is traitorous and working with the rebels. Their goal was a falseflag operation to rile the public against us. The officer(s) were able to send the orders to shoot using falsified intel. [blue]>>5570940Uh, we are the good guys Mr. Hate-Monger. I will take you up on the bondage gear though, ihihi.
>>5570958>the good guysThere's nothing BAD about zealously believing in a GOOD cause, ja?But very well, Battler-san, we will do things your way. I have ever respect the almost Aryan soul of the Japanese civilization.
>>5570900Commerce shall simply put its cooperation towards the agency's effort, to support the new Federal Law Enforcement Agency.>The State Citizen Police (SCP) Foundation>>5570958Supporting Battler's interesting theory/Blue Truth. Righteousness shall prevail in Trump's America.>Continue the investigation and prosecute these officers. The people will riot if there isn’t any consequences for the massacres. The military will be angered however.Now that the banks have come to respect our soft power, we will let them continue their operations under the New American Credit System, most as normal. This should nip foolish ideas such as ESG Lending in the bud, which is ultimately the goal of the endeavor - fund things that can turn profit and promote stability, not revolutionary money sinks.In the interim, I shall see if I can negotiate for the services of a Magical Smith from the Other World. While I do not expect him to teach us new metallurgy, our research institutions might be able to learn how to leverage magic in their designs from him. My goal would ideally be to bring over a talented smith with few enough attachments to the other world, so that he can get a second chance of sorts in our wonderful land of opportunity.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5571089I forgot to roll for the success of my endeavors in the Other World
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5570900343, please let me roll a hundred!
>>5570915>Quietly make the problem go away. As series of unfortunate accidents and sudden episodes of depression should do it.
>>5570902>Federal Bureau of ControlFBC has a nice ring to it.Also, I’ll forgo my roll and throw the weight of my Department and the Media behind the FBC effort for those juicy +5s. I’m hoping to help consolidate my hold on the military this turn (and get rid of dat -30).>>5570915>Focus the narrative on the recent deep- I mean, newly uncovered video of the protesters firing on the military! Shocking, isn’t it?Hate Rays? What hate rays? These are rays of compassion!>>5570958Since I’m helping militarize your new FBC, you mind helping me consolidate my control over the military?>>5570951…word…You have my media clout, and a +5.>>5571090>>5571115Would my +5 support make this a double 100+? Damn, this Bureau is coming off an a strong foot.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>SCPI forego a roll to give a +5 bonusThen roll again because I'm putting out a new brand of sneakers that cost $100,000. Everyone in Trump's cabinet gets a pair.This will, uh... Lift up our nation's spirit?I'm the greatest UN Ambassador of ALL TIME!!
>>5571454Holy shit I expected a 2
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5571456That is me, look
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5571379Yeah sure. I'll have my offices help with whatever paperwork you need and trials you need doing. Rolling.>>5571454Kanye MVP
Rolled 4 (1d100)>SCP Foundation
>>5571454>>5571521We got two MVPs here! We’re up to like four 100+ rolls here! Remember, it’s the DoD support that made it all possible!
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5571818For the Future
The SCP Foundation is formed, your new law enforcement agency to rival the FBI. Thanks to your contributions and the effort of everyone involved, the new agency is fully staffed and ready to go! Plenty of American patriots have signed up to be the government’s new law enforcement officers, and state and local police departments across the country have donated some equipment for the good of the nation. Your government can now investigate and order the arrests of any American citizen. Attorney General Battler can also order the SCP Foundation to carry out his bidding. With a slick media campaign and President Trump himself unveiling the new agency, everyone knows who’s in charge of this country’s law. The FBI better watch out!The new agency has immediately focused its efforts on taking down the FBI. Can’t have them operating while the SCP Foundation is laying down the law. With the success of its founding it should be easy work. What will they focus on? (ONLY Attorney General Battler votes on this)>Assaulting FBI offices and buildings. They can’t operate if they don’t have anywhere to operate from.>Bringing the full force of the law down on these lawless agents. You’ll arrest and imprison all the FBI agents still operating in the open, which is most of them.>Going after the families. These fools won’t dare oppose us if we throw their families in prison.>Write in
>>5572026The investigation into the Detroit and Portland Massacres has stalled. All the key people under investigation have suddenly died in tragic accidents or committed suicide. Guess they couldn’t live with the guilt, huh? The people aren’t happy about it, but there’s nobody left to confess anymore. The army isn’t too happy either, but there’s nothing they can accuse you of. The unrest following the massacres has died down to pre-massacre levels. There’s still counter-revolutionaries fighting in the streets, but there’s no longer any danger of entire cities revolting. If you leave the problem unchecked though, it might come back again.As you all prepare for the next cabinet meeting, explosions and gunfire erupt across Washington! As each one of you wonder’s what’s going on, armed members of the Secret Service turn up at your residences and offices and escort you to an emergency meeting with President Trump. As soon as you all get into the White House’s secret bunker, President Trump begins.“Folks, today is a tragic day. A very tragic day. Just this morning, when you were all getting ready for work, assassins made attempts on much of our cabinet. Many of the attempts were successful, and some victims may never wake again. I’m very saddened to say, you here are all that’s left. We don’t know who’s done this, maybe Joe, Maybe Chi-na, we just don’t know. Before we do anything though, we need to decide what we’ll do with these now vacant cabinet positions. So, what do you all want?”>(You may now pick ONE new department to add to your control. Any left at the end will be taken by President Trump i.e for new players. If two or more of you want the same department you must negotiate, and if that doesn’t work Donald will make a captain’s call.)Once that’s decided, what will we do to respond to this blatant attack on democracy?>Investigate who’s behind it. We need to know who did this before we make any major decisions. The new SCP Foundation needs some work to do anyway.>Blame Biden. It’s obviously him, and we need to turn the citizens against him anyway. Don’t even bother with an investigation, we’ll find the evidence either way.>Expand the Secret Service. We need stronger security, loyal security, and only they will do. (A new department will be created, a radical new security service better than any single military unit in the country. You must elect a member to be in charge. This will not count towards the 2 department limit.)
>>5572029Current Cabinet of the United States:>Vice President: Mike Pence (Incapacitated)>Secretary of State: VACANT>Secretary of the Treasury: VACANT>Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn>Attorney General: Ushiromiya Battler, >Secretary of the Interior: VACANT>Secretary of Agriculture: VACANT>Secretary of Commerce: Yamano Mitsuha, >Secretary of Labor: VACANT>Secretary of Health and Human Services: VACANT>Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Dr. Jack Bright>Secretary of Transportation: VACANT>Secretary of Energy: Mike Pence (Incapacitated)>Secretary of Education: VACANT>Secretary of Veterans Affairs: VACANT>Secretary of Homeland Security: VACANT>White House Chief of Staff: Hate-Monger>Ambassador to the United Nations: Kanye West>Director of National Intelligence: Aldrich Ames>Director of the Office of Management and Budget: A Bunch of Random Cats
>>5572029>>5572031I again propose my man Dell Rusk for the Vice Presidency. He is someone who has a knack for surviving! It also means no one of us will have too much power. You all saw what too much power did to Pence!For my part, I would like to throw my hood into the ring for>Secretary of Homeland SecurityI have LIFETIMES of experience in suppressing such insolent criminals and establishing order. I will root out the ones who did this! But to do so...>Expand the Secret ServiceI also suggest you finally let me off my leash. I have said, again and again, that a secret police is the BEST police! Let me deal with our... (((Problem))). My solution will be... Final.
In other news, Attorney General Battler has proposed that the massacres may have been started by rogue members of the military working for Joe Biden. With the officers who were under investigation dead, there’s no-one to oppose this, so it’s become the official government stance. The public aren’t too sure just yet, but the military has been quite happy to put the blame on the rebels.Secretary of Commerce Mitsuha has successfully negotiated with the denizens of the other world, and has brought over not one but two magical smiths! They’re now able to get to work on whatever Mitsuha requires of them.UN Ambassador Kanye has also come out with a new pair of cool sneakers for everyone in the cabinet. Donald hands them out after you’ve all dealt with the current business. Seeing their leaders wearing such cool fashion, the citizens all rush to buy some for themselves, to emulate their brilliant president and his government. Kanye can now convince normal citizens to do one thing for free, but only once.Attorney General Battler has also helped Secretary Flynn out by sending his new Foundation officers to help clear the military of any dissidents and make sure it’s functioning properly. He’s so effective that the Department of Defense is back at full capacity! (Secretary Flynn no longer suffers any negatives)
>>5572026>Bringing the full force of the law down on these lawless agents. You’ll arrest and imprison all the FBI agents still operating in the open, which is most of them.This will weaken them the most. If I went and head their buildings taken down that'd just turn them into guerrillas even quicker.>>5572029>Investigate who’s behind it. We need to know who did this before we make any major decisions. The new SCP Foundation needs some work to do anyway.Damn, this isn't good. I do have some ideas. I'll ask for you to repeat this in red Q, 'The assassinations were carried out by those employed by Biden.' [blue] The assassinations were the result of a coordinated plan by FBI agents and turncoat military. [blue] I don't want anymore power, I have a job to do.
>>5572053SCP Foundation got the most votes? Nice! It'll be easier to rp as Bright. :)I'll take control of the Department of the Interior.>Investigate who’s behind it. We need to know who did this before we make any major decisions. The new SCP Foundation needs some work to do anyway.Ag yes, the "new" SCP Foundation .. ha ha.
Rolled 42 (1d100)Rolling to bankroll Secretary Flynn plans, see how it turns out.>>5571379On it!>>5572029>Investigate who’s behind it. We need to know who did this before we make any major decisions. The new SCP Foundation needs some work to do anyway.Time to flex the intelligence of the REAL American intelligence.>>5572044If Mike Pence is fully incapacitated for the foreseeable future, I'd support the appointment of Mr. Rusk as vp.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5571379I will support reestablishment of control as well. Will you likewise support me, Herr General?>>5572153And you, Herr Doctor... Surely YOU recognize the value of an agency that can be loyal to our grandest and loftiest ideals, and operate in the shadows? Let us investigate together...
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5572029Welp… that happened.>Blame Biden>Expand the Secret Service. I’ll grab the State Department, unless Ye wants it. Otherwise the Treasury Department.I will however ask that I be elected in charge of the Secret Service, since this’ll be the elite military unit.As for my Departments and Media, we’ll fully condemn Biden and the FBI for this callous and cowardly actions, and assist the SCP in rooting out the FBI, as well a battling the counter-revolutionaries in America’s grand cities.>>5572091>>5572186Thanks guys, I appreciate the support.>>5572191Aye, I’ll support.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>Investigate who’s behind it. We need to know who did this before we make any major decisions. The new SCP Foundation needs some work to do anyway.Splendid, we have obtained the services of two magical craftsmen. One of them, I will have create a set of ceremonial armor for the President that uses Eagle Motifs and his own preference for the color Gold. This... Eminent Mechanized Presidential Runecraft Armored Hazardsuit shall become a new presidential tradition to allow President Trump and his successors greater safety from assassination attempts during public appearances. A new suit will be crafted as new technology emerges from our studies of magic and science, no more frequently than yearly, and each suit will be stripped of its internals and placed within the presidential library for the given President.Let us celebrate the New America with New Traditions that awe and inspire our beloved people.The second magesmith will be lent to the Department of Defense to lead a team that will craft magical munitions to supplement smaller and asymmetrical units deployed against Traitor Joe and any forces that have betrayed the United States. If no one else desires it, I shall happily take:>The Department of EducationI pledge to use this role to further the great American Culture that I came to this wonderful nation to be a part of. Marxism in all of its nefarious forms will be eliminated from the classroom, including all flavors of so-called "critical theory" designed to fragment America from within by pitting our citizens against one another for centuries old grievances that have no bearing upon the modern day, and crimes that have already been paid for in the blood of patriots. I intend to bring the best parts of my homeland's education system to America, and implement it with fully American characteristics. Schools will teach in accordance to the students' abilities, with a goal that our brightest are allowed to excel, and that those who struggle are given an environment in which they can succeed. Gun safety and proper use will be mandatory for graduation from highschool, as will proper personal and home economics and finance. Additionally, and emphasis shall be placed that a Healthy Mind lives in a Healthy Body.The children of the New America shall be given a patriotic, orderly, and harmonious environment in which to thrive.As for my action rather than campaign speech and the assignment of the smiths... let's roll to make overtures to Foreign Banks to see if we can leverage our current financial position to spread... if not identical, than Credit Systems that have a similar heart to the rest of the Free World. Let us see if we can flush away loss leaders like ESG and return to using pure capitalist metrics for investment and loans... with a slight, but healthy bias towards the New American Values.
>>5572031>>Secretary of State >>"Brandon"Hello, my name is "Brandon". I am here to help you, Donald. You can trust me
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5572053I, "Brandon", whisper seductively in President Trump's ear: your cabinet is filled with traitors. You should trust me and only me
>>5572346>>5572348I’m also fine with that- I guess I’ll take the Treasury unless another anon wants it.
>>5572457It’s ya boy Flynn here
>>5572091Roll 1d100 to see how well you do at arresting the FBI.>>5571379>>5572191As I understand it, are you two seeking to establish your own, separate agency in the FBC?>>5572346>>5572348Donald Trump leans over to you. "Brandon? I don't think I've met you before. Why should I trust you?"
>>5572496DC 60 for the FBI arrests.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>5572496
>>5572053>Kanye can now convince normal citizens to do one thing for free, but only once.Oh boy. Any suggestions, fellow patriots?
>>5572496>Donald Trump leans over to you. "Brandon? I don't think I've met you before. Why should I trust you?"Look into my eyes, donald. I've always been your friend, you can trust me
>>5572496>As I understand it, are you two seeking to establish your own, separate agency in the FBC?That would work! So long as we have an agency for all our fanatical masked goon needs.>>5572598I am not so sure about this "Brandon" fellow. What are his credentials?
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5572496rollin>>5572560Maybe reporting on traitors?
>>5572624Loud: my credentials are my unquestionable loyalty to Donald and my hatred of lying traitorsWhisper: work with me Hate-Monger I'll support your final solution for (((them)))
>>5572670Finally, FINALLY, I will have my vengeance on the (((enemy)))?>>5572496I publicly voice support for Herr Brandon.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5572496
>>5572496Well, I did say that I’d help with the arrests.>>5572624Yea, sure, I could work with that.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5573022>>5572496lol, was supposed to roll :P
>>5572031A glowing orb of electrical energy appears over the seat reserved for the Secretary of Veteran Affairs, burning away part of the conference table. A voice comes out of the ball, "Mr. President, Donald J. Trump, do not trust the one named Brandon. He will bring ruin to America's dreams!"
The SCP Foundation begins to arrest all the FBI agents still operating in the open, seeking to bring down the rebellious organisation once and for all. Unfortunately, it seems like they got wind of our plans and many of their agents have gone into hiding. We’ve only managed to grab a few unimportant field agents, and most of their best have disappeared. Since the Foundation is our new law enforcement arm the FBI can no longer operate in the open, but they can still cause us trouble. They’re no longer an immediate threat, but they could resurface at any moment. The Foundation will have to remain vigilant to ensure the rule of law is maintained.The investigation into who orchestrated the assassinations of the rest of Cabinet has also commenced. Though they’ve failed to apprehend the FBI, the Foundation still has enough resources to find out who’s done this.>Roll 1d100, Bo3. Dc 60.
>>5573359The reorganisation of the cabinet is also still being carried out, so we can’t make any important cabinet decisions yet. What we can do though is figure out what to do with the media networks that have fallen under Secretary Flynn’s control. He’s successfully seized control of CNN and NBC, and while they’re not the only media in the country they’re some of the biggest. The UN, even when they don’t recognise us as the rightful rulers of the country, are demanding we maintain a free and open press. The citizens are wondering why the two news networks suddenly sound like Fox News, but other than that they don’t seem to realise there’s anything different. What shall we do with them?>Keep Secretary Flynn in charge. It’s not his area of expertise, but he’s not doing a bad job.>Release them from Secretary Flynn’s control. It’s a bad look to have the military in charge of the news. They should have learned their lesson anyway.>Order them merged with Fox News into a single titanic news network. There’s too much propaganda in this country, and we need to make sure the citizens know that. We might even put it under state control later too…>Write in
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>5573359Rolling!>>5573361>Release them from direct control, but also make it clear to top brass that we are investigating their dirty secrets, and if they air anything without our express approval these secrets will be exposed on Fox in a broadcast coinciding with the strategic broadcast of HATE-RAYS to make sure that the public holds them accountableWe are good guys, ja? They are only being punished for the wrongs they have done.>>5573249What re YOUR credentials? Your are naked, your accent sounds like an Austrian farmboy, and you just violated all our security to enter a private space! This man should be detained and questioned!
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5572186Could've gone worse.>>5573359Rolling.>>5573361>Keep Secretary Flynn in charge. It’s not his area of expertise, but he’s not doing a bad job.Direct control of the media sounds tempting, but I trust my man Flynn.
>>5572186The Officer of Management and Budget has offered its finances to Secretary Flynn for his plans. Unfortunately, there’s been a glitch in the systems and the cats can’t figure out how to transfer all the money. Maybe it’s because they’re a bunch of random cats? Secretary Flynn receives a measly 1 billion from the OMB.>>5572091[red]The assassinations were carried out by those employed by Biden. [/red] Attorney General Battler has received some important information for the investigation into the Assassinations, but he's not sure what to do with this information. Q still isn’t sure how this red/blue truth thing works either. >>5572333Yamano Mitsuha’s craftsman has begun work on a giant suit of armour for President Trump. Work has just begun on the very basics of the suit, but it’s already looking very impressive. Donald is extremely excited to see the final product, especially when it’s in his favourite colour, gold.She’s also begun talking to foreign banks to adopt our new credit system, with mixed success. Several have expressed interest, but nobody’s actually adopted it yet. Something about Blackrock esg being more powerful than you could ever imagine. Seems like they’re scared of something, but what?>>5572598Donald Trump looks into Brandon’s eyes. Weird, they’re actually glowing. He looks kinda familiar now that Donald thinks about it, but it’s probably nothing. President Trump decides to trust this Brandon fellow for now, and Hate-Monger has vouched for him. Can’t be too bad.>>5573022>>5572624Secretary Flynn and The Hate-Monger, with the help of some money from the OMB, have decided to establish the FBC; their own, personal police agency that answers only to them. It’s not going to be as good as the SCP Foundation, not without more support, but it’s something. But first, what do they want it to actually be?>Secret Police. Arresting, imprisoning, and doing absolutely anything necessary to eliminate the enemies of the state.>Private mercenaries. Muscle to bully people around into doing what Secretary Flynn and the Hate-monger wants them to.>A government paramilitary organisation. Government authority with the expertise and equipment of the military. There’s no way this can go wrong.>Something else?>>5573249Donald looks at the glowing orb. “What? Who the hell are you? Why shouldn’t I trust Brandon?”
Current Cabinet of the United States:>Vice President: Mike Pence (Incapacitated) Dell-Rusk: 2 VOTES>Secretary of State: Brandon>Secretary of the Treasury: Michael Flynn>Secretary of Defense: Michael Flynn>Attorney General: Ushiromiya Battler>Secretary of the Interior: Dr. Jack Bright>Secretary of Agriculture: VACANT>Secretary of Commerce: Yamano Mitsuha>Secretary of Labor: VACANT>Secretary of Health and Human Services: VACANT>Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Dr. Jack Bright>Secretary of Transportation: VACANT>Secretary of Energy: VACANT>Secretary of Education: Yamano Mitsuha>Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Glowing sphere of energy?>Secretary of Homeland Security: Hate-Monger>White House Chief of Staff: Hate-Monger>Ambassador to the United Nations: Kanye West>Director of National Intelligence: Aldrich Ames>Director of the Office of Management and Budget: A Bunch of Random Cats>National Security Advisor: Henry Kissinger
>>5573393>Secret Police>>5573401I also again petition all my fellow cabinet members to at least support Herr Rusk as ACTING Vice president, so that our government does not appear weak on the world stage or domestically. Pence is missing-in-action at this key time!
Henry Kissinger enters the room you’re all in at the moment. “Hello everyone. The President has asked me to become National Security Advisor again. I will do my best to serve. I will be outlining any new threats that develop, since there are many enemies of this country. These will not require your immediate action, but may become threats in the future. First. Prime Minister Trudeau has opened his borders to us, freely allowing anyone to cross into the Canada. This is permissible under international law, but it means that Canada may become a hotbed of resistance and foreign interference in this country.Second. There is a new religion arising out of Minnesota, the Church of St. Floyd. Worshipping some negro or other as a holy prophet. It is quickly spreading across the more liberal areas of the country.Third. It’s not clear, but smoke has been seen rising from Disneyworld. They’re doing something down there, and none of our agents know what. I would be wary.That is all. Thank you, Mr. President, for having me. Now I go back to sleep.”
>>5573374The energy fades away, leaving behind a young well-dressed man. He straightens his suit, tightens his tie and begins his address."I am Barron Trump, sent from the future to ensure my father's work is not disrupted by enemy time travelers. I have chased Brandon, or Dark Brandon, as he is known in my time of origin, across several centuries. He is future Joe Biden merged with the United Nation's most powerful artificial intelligence and several satanic entities, with a mission to destroy the American economy and sell our nation off to the highest foreign bidder. We must eliminate him now before irreparable damage is done to the timeline. In fact, I am afraid that he has already gotten to our dear friend, Vice President and Secretary of Energy Mike Pence..."
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5573424>>5573401Rolling my one assassination attempt per thread, against 'Barron Trump'"Robot assassin! Protect the president, my loyal and patriotic FBC agents!"
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5573435"What are you doing?? Has Dark Brandon already infiltrated this Cabinet? Is he controlling you right now? Who else has been compromised?">Rolling to defend
>>5573423Now that the robot imposter is dealt with and the President is safe, might I suggest we begin interrogating those seeking to leave, and detaining any with terrorist sympathies? For Homeland Security purposes, of course.
>>5573401>>Vice President: Mike Pence (Incapacitated) Dell-Rusk: 2 VOTESI'd like to join this game as Dell Rusk if the position is vacant
>>5573464>>5573482Unprepared to face resistance from other Cabinet members, Barron is quickly terminated. His body is dragged away by janitor bots and disposed of in a back alley dumpster, freeing up the seat for Secretary of Veteran Affairs once again.
>>5573359Rolling>>5573361>Keep Secretary Flynn in charge. It’s not his area of expertise, but he’s not doing a bad job.>>5573423First threat, I recommend that we "convince" Trudeau to close the border, and if he refuses, we can assassinate him and rig their next election so that the candidate who wants to keep the border closed wins. I'd say that we could postpone this for up to a year. Second threat, the Church of St. Floyd. I'd say we need to learn more about them and what they believe first. Third threat, well ... there's a Department of the Interior Regional Office in Atlanta Georgia, it's the closest one to Disney World. I'll see if they got a UAS Drone available, and if they do, how long it'll take then to get to Orlando and start a surveillance operation there. I think a one way trip there might take 6 hours.>>5573464Kek
>>5573520You can create a new character if you want, just uh, don't say anything about the future or dark brandon. They've got security locked down pretty tight.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5573547Forgot to roll. I am retarded.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5573520I want answers to this matter. The Depart of Commerce will quietly take the body into custody and deliver it to Mitsuha - who will in turn take it to the other world. There, she will use her connections in the other world to attempt to have him raised from the dead like an adventurer who died in one of the dungeons. If that is not possible, then she would like to see if she can have his spirit summoned, or otherwise obtain a Speak With Dead spell to get her answers.>Write inRelease them, but under new management. A... more LOYAL opposition to the president.Department of Education will look to hire the Wolfgang Company to run the Gun Safety courses that are now part of the standard school curriculum. And present a wall that school shooters will fear, due to schools no longer being such easy targets.Department of Commerce focuses on trade with the other world... and the spoilered content.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>5573745Also, let's roll to see how well the EMPRAH is proceeding.
Rolled 18, 62 = 80 (2d100)>>5573361>Keep Secretary Flynn in charge. It’s not his area of expertise, but he’s not doing a bad job.I’m not doing a poor job, am I?>>5573393>Secret Police. Arresting, imprisoning, and doing absolutely anything necessary to eliminate the enemies of the state.>A government paramilitary organisation. Government authority with the expertise and equipment of the military. There’s no way this can go wrong.No way it’ll go wrong.Anyhow, I guess I’ll keep mowing down the armed counter-revolutionaries. The military is fully under my control now, yea?As for the DoT, I’ll set the IRS after our political enemies and corporations, maybe take Blackrock down a peg and replace ESG with Yamano‘s credit system.>>5573486Welcome aboard.>>5573474Disneyland or the Kneeling Church first for the FoC?>>5573424>>5573435>>5573464>pic relatedYa know, he does make some solid points…>>5573520Eh, I got a billion dollars, I’ll put him on ice instead. Maybe we can turn him into a Robot-Cop…>>5573745Huh? Strange, I didn’t know they disposed of the body that quickly… oh well.The DoD will support the DoE’s efforts with military gun instructors and PR efforts>>5573547We could just invade Canada outright, call it revenge for the war of 1860 or something.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5573423As my first act as Vice President, I accuse Henry Kissinger of being a Jewish spy, a communist and an agent of the traitor Joe Biden!!>>5573409I also raise my outstretched right arm with the palm down while looking at Herr Hate-Monger for no reason
>>5573849Well that didn't go well..........
>>5573849I don't think I've seen so many 1's in a thread before. I hope this doesn't become a running theme...
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5573849Jump in front of Dell Rusk, the in his lap
>>5573849I’m sorry Mr. Vice President, but evidence has come to my attention that you are a, quote, ‘Jewish spy (for the Israelites), a Communist (of the Chinese Mao brand), and that you’ve had a romantic affair with Joe Biden (like, a legit sextape)’. I’m afraid I’ll have to detain and arrest your honeypot ass for trial, and have the Attorney General get to the bottom of this mess.
>>5573854Funnily enough, each 1 was someone's first roll
>>5573854For my death scene, I propose evaporation by jewish space lasers>>5573871The jews framed me!!
>>5573873If you mean Mr. Kissinger, he was the one that brought this evidence to my attention. Don’t worry- you’ll be afforded a fair a just trial by the Attorney General. You can make your case under the Court of Lady Justice.>>5573870>doesn’t jump into my lap;_;
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5573871Whisper enticingly in trump's ear: see Donald? Traitors are hiding among us. I'm the only one you can trust>rolling to increase trump's paranoia
>>5573435I also publicly thank Herr Hate-Monger for saving me from the robot assassin, privately express outrage at the Jewish plot against Herr Dell Rusk and condemn (((Kissinger)))
Rolled 94 (1d100)Rolling to possess the Cat body's.
>>5573940Subtract 1, add a 0, and that’s Trump’s paranoia baby!>>5573963>pic relatedWelcome back brother.
>>5573849Kissinger slowly turns his aged head to regard Dell Rusk. He has been called many things in his life; a war criminal, a psychopath, an evil scheming Jew who drinks the blood of children. But this is something even he did not expect.“Mr. Vice President, you have made a grave mistake.”Kissinger raises his hands and energy shoots out and hits Vice President Rusk! Kissinger has used Jewish sorcery to curse Dell Rusk!Dell Rusk is now bankrupt!Dell Rusk is now wanted by the IRS for tax evasion and income fraud!What will Dell Rusk do? Is there any way to escape this curse?
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5573979Use cat chaotic energy to make the IRS forgive Dell Rusk
>>5573979Heh>>5573986Kitty, what are you doing in the IRS offices? My god, it looks like you’re having a seizure! Look, I’ll take you back to the Veterinarian Affairs office for a checkup. Here’s some milk.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>5573989Rolling to convince Secretary Flynn to take care of me and trust me
Damnit! I leave for it a bit and it all goes to hell!>>5573361>Release them from Secretary Flynn’s control. It’s a bad look to have the military in charge of the news. They should have learned their lesson anyway.>>5573393[blue] If it was carried out by those employed by Biden, then this helps cement that this is not a popular uprising. No one unemployed by Biden participated. Furthermore, this shows that this was a deliberate well coordinated attack that could only be executed with internal knowledge. This shows that we have FBI agents that have infiltrated the Secret Service.[Spoiler]here, try thishttps://07th-expansion.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Truth?so=searchhttps://07th-expansion.fandom.com/wiki/Blue_Truth>>5573520You killed a time traveler instead of imprisoning him? Someone who was supposedly the president's son as well? Aaagh, it's useless.>>5573547I support this.Damn it, we weren't directly shown Barron's death, were we? [blue] There is a possibility Barron wasn't killed. He could have been knocked unconscious, had a body double made, imprisoned, and then had the body double dumped in the dumpster. It is entirely possible that anyone of us has the resources to do that.[blue]
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5573835>Disneyland or the Kneeling Church first for the FoC?Disneyland is the greater threat. They have a mindcontrol capability rivaling my own, and money enough to swallow up the entire economy of Serbia.>>5573979Rusk was too eager, too fast to act, but it was out of anxiety for the well-being of the President and this great nation of America!... But if I had any doubt, I now know that Herr Kissinger is not just a Jew, but one of the (((true enemy))). That sorcery... I recognize it!However, I could be persuaded that this is not so, if he would turn his bankruptcy powers against the Disney corporation?(rolling to perhaps persuade Kissinger)
>>5573873Herr Rusk, perhaps you should step down until the investigation is concluded. You know you have my full trust and support, but I cannot offer you special treatment.In the meantime, perhaps our mutual friend Tod March could fill in for you? Or that astute fellow Cyrus Fenton?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5574404ThisInvoking
>>5574404Privately approach Hate-Monger: Herr Hate-Monger, I'm afraid our cabinet has become anti-aryan. Our National Security Advisor is a (((Jew))). Our Ambassador to the United Nations is a Negro. SCP clearly stands for Socialist-Communist-Proletariat Foundation. I propose another Night of Long Knives to drain the swamp
Rolled 28, 11, 17 = 56 (3d100)>>5574555First roll Attack BrandonSecond roll Do it subtlyFinal roll Use cute eyes to convince Hate-Monger that Brandon is suspicious
>>5574399Don't be ridiculous. Kissinger can't use magic; it isn't real. He must have just made a few well placed calls and had some favors done to send him into crippling debt.Anyway everyone, we need to stop infighting, it's not helping.
>>5574628Sorcery can be called "science by other means", Herr Battler, like emotion-rays or extradimensional smiths.>>5574555Myself and Herr Ye have an... Understanding. I am told he is a fan of my, ah, historical inspirations. As for Kissinger... He is a Jew, yes, but this is not his gravest sin. I agree, he cannot be trusted. He may yet be of use, though.
>>5574648>>5573979Hmm. Kissinger-San, can we see your credit draining device x? I think we could build more of them with help from Mitsuha-San or Bright-San.
>>5574104Awww, cute little kitty. How about I put you in charge of Veteran Affairs, huh?>>5574535lol>>5574564Awww, kitty doesn’t like Brandon. I understand, the sniffing does leave much to be… desired.
The next cabinet meeting will begin in several hours, Q will be too busy to do anything until then.
>>5574564From bankruptcy jail I accuse the cats of being Jews!!>>5574628>we need to stop infightingNonsense!! The fight against international jewry can never stop!! Don't make me revoke your honorary aryan status Herr Japanese-Man
>>5574564>>5574568What a darling kätzchen. If only I understood what it was trying to say. it looks... Sad.>>5575074This is not a good look either, Herr Schmidt. Bide your time. There are even more terrible forces at work here than Die Juden or this 'Dark Brandon' golem.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>5574877Disappointed with Hate-Monger's lack of initiative I approach an unlikely ally Kanye West. I remind him black people are the real jews and (((Kissinger))) is appropriating his culture. I implore him to go death con 3
>>5574564I whisper seductively in president trump's ear: listen to me donald those cats are working for biden. They want to steal your covfefeI show him the documentary Cats (2019) as evidence of their evil satanic nature
>>5575140but mein fuhrer what can be more terrible than die juden!!
>>5575187If you only knew, mein wunderkind...
>>5575074Is your plan to put them in an oven, former VP?
>>5574877Next Cabinet meeting will be at the usual time. Sorry, been exceptionally busy today.Feel free to do what you want in the meantime. denounce your enemies, plan their assassination, the usual thing.
Rolled 38, 49 = 87 (2d100)>>5575324While Secretary Flynn sleep, use cat magic to make him dream with the idea that Brandon is evil.Use the same technique in Hate-Monger while he sleep in his office
>>5575340https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cat-gif-19066408What…what does this mean?
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5575363I erotically sniff and caress president trump and whisper in his ear: there's a traitor on your cabinet donald hang them before they steal your covfefe
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5575379Write "He is the traitor" with my claws while pointing to Brandon
>>5575399The Paradox dont let me win fuck
>>5575399>>5575400>The Cat trying to get Trump to read
>>5575399>>5575400You come at the king, you best not miss
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5575767Rolling to use the dark memories of the sniffing camps to give me determination get shit done.
Peace is with me
The SCP Foundation begins its investigation into who was behind the attacks on our cabinet. Thankfully there been plenty of evidence left behind, from all the bombs and bullets used against the poor former members of this administration. They must be avenged! They’re more successful at this than taking down the FBI, and after only a few days they hand down their report on who pulled it off: They believe it was Blackrock working with some unknown third party! They were the ones who ordered and bankrolled it, but somebody else with resources in the country helped them out, and were the ones who planned the whole operation. You can keep investigating from here to find out who else is behind it, or you can use this evidence for your own ends.>Continue investigating. You need to get to the very bottom of this.>Use the evidence you’ve gathered and blame it on Biden. You need to start ruining his reputation.>Use the evidence you’ve gathered and blame it on Trudeau. That little twerp needs to learn a lesson.>Write in?You also elect to keep Secretary Flynn in charge of the news networks. He’s not doing a bad job, and under his control they haven’t released any negative stories about our administration. There’s still some underground remains, but they shouldn’t be too much trouble. Secretary Flynn is now in charge of CNN and NBC! Secretary Flynn, how do you want to run these networks? (ONLY Michael Flynn gets to vote on this)>As they were. As long as you have final say in broadcasts then everything will be fine.>Full military control. You don’t need spineless executives deciding what the American public will have for news. They need military discipline!>The CIA has some projects they’d like to try. Le them have a go at whatever it is they want to do.
>>5576275Now, for our next official cabinet meeting.4TH TRUMP CABINET MEETINGIt’s been a tumultuous past couple days, with the assassinations, ascension of Dell Rusk to the presidency, time-travellers, and the rest, but you’re all still here to Make America Great Again, and decide the future of this nation. President Trump has your full confidence, and he’s sure that with your help he’ll be able to truly transform this nation, and stop the evil, evil people like Joe Biden.Now that the FBI has been dealt with, at least for now, you need to decide what you’ll focus on next. There’s still many problems facing this government, some old, some new, but you’ll fix them all in time and bring this country together again. What shall President Trump and the government focus on?>Joe Biden. He’s still at large, and you’re sure he’s planning something devious. You shouldn’t let him act freely, not when he’s claiming that he’s the rightful president.>The military. The balance of power lies in the one third that’s remained neutral. Most of them are our overseas deployments, but there’s enough in the country that they could tip the balance if they joined with us or our enemies.>The unrest in the cities. Secretary Flynn’s initial failure has proved that it’s a pot waiting to boil over. You’ll nip this anarchy in the bud before it escalates.>Justin Trudeau. That smug prick. He’s letting our enemies operate from Canada, and letting dissidents flee so they can hatch their evil plans in safety! Canada is a problem that must be dealt with.>The border. Immigrants are still pouring over, and Mexico needs to pay for that wall!>Something else?
>>5576275>Use the evidence you’ve gathered and blame it on Trudeau. That little twerp needs to learn a lesson.Biden will be dealt with either way, but we need to seed hatred against the Canadian scum to justify closing the border.>>5576277>Justin Trudeau. That smug prick. He’s letting our enemies operate from Canada, and letting dissidents flee so they can hatch their evil plans in safety! Canada is a problem that must be dealt with.the southern border-wall is of huge importance... But if we build a wall between us an CANADA, we stick it to that sinister negro Trudeau (no offense, Herr Ye) AND we can make THEM pay for THAT wall! Canada is richer than Mexico, so maybe we can make them pay for the SOUTHERN wall, too!
>>5576277>>The military. The balance of power lies in the one third that’s remained neutral. Most of them are our overseas deployments, but there’s enough in the country that they could tip the balance if they joined with us or our enemies.Our source of power must be solid.Meow~
>>5576275>>5576294>Biden will be dealt with either way, but we need to seed hatred against the Canadian scum to justify closing the border.>>Use the evidence you’ve gathered and blame it on Trudeau. That little twerp needs to learn a lesson.Suppot this.>>The CIA has some projects they’d like to try. Le them have a go at whatever it is they want to do.
>>5576302>(ONLY Michael Flynn gets to vote on this)
>>5573547The Department of the Interior makes available one of its surveillance drones for use by Dr Jack Bright. It’s not as advanced as the military ones, since it’s normally used to keep an eye on the national parks and track bushfires, but it should be able to fly over and check out what’s going on at Disney. (Roll 1d100 to see how effective the drone is)>>5573745Secretary Mitsuha grabs the body of this Barron Trump and takes it to the other world. Unfortunately, it seems like the spirit has already departed somewhere else! Though, if she can find the spirit somewhere, she can put it back in the body. She also embarks on gun safety programs in schools across America, and it’s been largely accepted in schools! Only the most liberal states have resisted the new program and refused to take it up. The Department of Commerce is also making a lot of connections with the other world, and trade is flowing well!The EMPRAH suit is also nearing completion. The basic suit has been finished, now all that remains is decorating it in as much gold as possible. President Trump should be pleased. (Roll 1d100 for the success of the suit.)>>5573835A magical smith from Secretary Mitsuha introduces himself to Secretary Flynn. “Greetings sir. I’ve been sent to help you with whatever you desire, magical weapons, armour, anything. Just tell me what you want me to make.”The troops are once again sent to the cities to eliminate the anarchists and rioters, and once again they meet more resistance and protestors. Unfortunately, since they don’t a repeat of the last incident, the commanders on the ground decide to pull out before anyone can open fire. Looks like that needs more work.The DoT puts its effort into taking down Blackrock. Strangely enough, they can’t find them anywhere! Their offices are empty, and the only employees they find are janitors and secretaries. Weird… They do manage to convince several companies to drop their ESG at least, so that’s something.The IRS is also demanding that Vice President Rusk be arrested for tax fraud and a laundry list of other crimes.>>5573940Trump looks at Brandon. “Maybe. But what about Chi-na? Why would I trust you?”>>5573986The IRS never forgets or forgives. Poor kitty.>>5574399Kissinger stares into the Hate-Mongers soul. “Mr. Secretary, while I gladly serve the interests of this government, I cannot use my powers against fellow Jews. I would advise you against discussing the matter further.” >>5574666Kissinger then turns to Ushiromiya Battler. “No. This is ancient Jewish magic, and only true Jews may use it. I will say no further.” Kissinger then slowly shuffles out of the room.>>5575379Donald looks at Brandon, properly this time. He stares into his glowing eyes. “Traitor? What traitor? Who should I hang?”
>>5576277>>Justin Trudeau. That smug prick. He’s letting our enemies operate from Canada, and letting dissidents flee so they can hatch their evil plans in safety! Canada is a problem that must be dealt with.
Rolled 99, 56 = 155 (2d100)>>5576275>Use the evidence you’ve gathered and blame it on Trudeau. That little twerp needs to learn a lesson.>pic related>As they were. As long as you have final say in broadcasts then everything will be fine.>The CIA has some projects they’d like to try. Le them have a go at whatever it is they want to do.So long as I have the final say (and fully briefed on the projects), I’m fine with the CIA testing their pet projects. In fact, we might try a bit of foreign intervention with Trudeau.>>5576277>The military. The balance of power lies in the one third that’s remained neutral. Most of them are our overseas deployments, but there’s enough in the country that they could tip the balance if they joined with us or our enemies.I’ll use the full force of both Departments to bring them back into the fold!>>5576352I’d like to talk to you about a project that interest me, something call the Ironman Project….Oh, and something special for the cat.
>>5576376Well, I guess we don’t need to worry about the divided military anymore…
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5576352I will attempt to arrange a private meeting with Herr Kissinger, and to ascertain whether his magic is truly Hebraic (awful and dirty, but temporarily tolerable) or... elven.If it's the latter, I will need to take some drastic actions. If it's the former, then it is time to discuss with him the terrible truth of this world, and the grim darkness which goes even deeper and spreads even more insidiously than International Jewry...pic related"Herr Advisor, do you know why they call Disney 'The Magical Kingdom'?"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5576352Rollin for the EMPRAH suit!Also votes:>Use the evidence you’ve gathered and blame it on Trudeau. That little twerp needs to learn a lesson.>Joe Biden. He’s still at large, and you’re sure he’s planning something devious. You shouldn’t let him act freely, not when he’s claiming that he’s the rightful president.We should begin a campaign that informs the world about how dangerous Bidens insurrection is to the safety and stability of Our Republic.
>>5573979Rolling to undo the curse>>5576275>Continue investigating. You need to get to the very bottom of this.>>5576277>The military. The balance of power lies in the one third that’s remained neutral. Most of them are our overseas deployments, but there’s enough in the country that they could tip the balance if they joined with us or our enemies.We should focus on our military first before anything else. After that, I suggest going after Justin Trudeau and, if possible, annex all of Canada.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5576498This roll is for undoing the curse.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5576352Rolling for effectiveness of drone
>>5576275>Continue investigating. You need to get to the very bottom of this.>>5576277>The military. The balance of power lies in the one third that’s remained neutral. Most of them are our overseas deployments, but there’s enough in the country that they could tip the balance if they joined with us or our enemies.
I'm getting some reports about anamolous objects. Things like ... (takes out a folder with some papers in it, and flips through them) a peanut shaped sculpture that only moves when nobody is looking at it and snaps people's necks ... a plague doctor that can kill people by touching them and then resurrecting them as a zombie in an effort to cure a disease known as the, pestilence ... a ... a very ... a very attractive, Korean n-nine tailed f-fox ... ... uhh ... anyways, there's a lot of anamolous objects and people out there. Some of them are very dangerous, and I personally believe we should capture or contain them and then store them somewhere. I could use some funds from the Department of Housing and Urban Development to ... house these anomalous objects and people. At the moment, I believe 1 building, or "site" as I prefer to call them, should provide enough storage space and containment cells for the anomalies we have reports about. Should cost about 20 million dollars for the building itself, but I don't know how much staff we'll need yet.
>>5576531>20 million dollarsHow does a nice 100 million sound, as well as any additional financial backing towards any pet projects you might have?Though there are a few things I want to have in return for this... investment.
>>5576531I support this initiative. I may have some possible 'residents' for this 'not-an-internment-camp' you are devising, Doktor Bright.
>>5576531Thank you for bringing this to our attention Dr. Bright, the FBC will offer its full support and take control from here, since this is clearly a national security issue. You of course will be given certain special privileges, as befitting of our leading scientist on this issue. Just let me take care of the staffing issues, I know just the man for the job…
>>5576275>Continue investigating. You need to get to the very bottom of this.Ahh, it's no use Biden. [Blue] Blackrock and Biden are working together and orchestrated the assassinations. [blue] And that's not all, [Blue] Blackrock has moved to Canada, to stay out of our reach yet easily continue operating in America. [blue]This is check, the mate is next!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYHy3VnZRp0>>5576277>The military. The balance of power lies in the one third that’s remained neutral. Most of them are our overseas deployments, but there’s enough in the country that they could tip the balance if they joined with us or our enemies.We can't pound nails if we have a broken hammer.>>5576531Uh, anomalous objects? Those can't exist; are you sure you just aren't being pranked by some sort of criminals or artists?
(will try to catch up soon)
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5577039Help him to catch up, bring papers or what ever
Q has gotten sick, probably from a Chinese bioweapon. Sad! Update will be a little delayed.
>>5577548Either that or from something ... anomalous.
>>5577548Get well soon, Herr Q.I bet it was elves.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5577548Cure him with good-good vibes
>>5577959Poor Barron, he just can't catch a break
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5577097>>5577959Damn, I just want to help the kitty with his rolls. Cuddle with kitty.If this rolls helps, feel free to use this roll as a freebie assist.
>>5579082Or maybe we just accept that you’re cursed, black cat.
Since Q has disappeared, I'm going to update.
>>5580245>he doesn't trust the planISHYGDWWG1WGAT
>>5580259Fine. I'll trust the plan, and make a new one .>>5580283>>5580283>>5580283
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5580245Attack Xeno to physical death, by their or mine.In death I serve.
I'll miss you, QM
I'm still alive, just been too sick to update. I'll probably come out with one in a few hours.
>>5580731[italics]It is... Hope?[/italics]%triforce
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>55762751 = Blame it on Trudeau2 = Continue the investigation
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5580834>Help in the investigation>Move papers, chairs and door like in a horror movie but to help
Rolled 61 (1d100)While it’s tempting to blame it on Trudeau and start planning a way to eliminate him, you decide to continue the investigation into who was behind the attacks on the cabinet. The SCP Foundation have been doing a good job so far, so you trust them enough to get to the bottom of this. It’s definitely a domestic actor, you know that much, but it could be any of your numerous enemies behind this. Hopefully you’ll soon find out, and bring the full wrath of the Trump administration down on them! (Roll 1d100+10 to figure out who was really behind the attacks. DC 70)Secretary Flynn also decides to keep the news networks running as they were, with a healthy dose of censorship to ensure no misinformation gets reported to the American public. He also accepts a CIA offer to test some projects they’ve been working on. Something about Project Montauk and some other classified stuff. Surely they’ll be able to come up with something useful with that?>>5580864Poor Kitty, you really have no luck at all.
>>5580878The Cabinet decides to focus on the military. One third of the military remaining neutral is too risky for you to feel safe. While you could focus on Biden or try and take out Trudeau, with only one third of the military loyal to you it could be dangerous if you get involved in military action and Biden or the international community convinces the neutral side to oppose you. Secretary Flynn has already gone ahead and made good progress on convincing the generals to declare loyalty to President Trump, but you still need to decide how you’ll go about it.>Put the fear of The Constitution into them. They swore an oath to serve the rightful President, and by God you are going to hold them to it. Sending SCP and FBC agents to enforce it wouldn’t hurt either.>Expand the Military Police. It’s currently small, but it already has the authority to arrest and enforce your laws on the army, since they won’t like civilian agencies intruding on their affairs. This is getting to be a lot of law enforcement. >Bribe them. You are in control of the money after all. Though you’ll only have their loyalty as long as you keep the money flowing.>Wipe them out. You can’t risk the personnel and resources falling into any other hands than your own, so you must deny it to the enemy.>Seize the nuke forces. If you can make sure you’re in charge of the nukes, then the rest should follow along quietly. >Write in?
>>5580879>Expand the Military Police. It’s currently small, but it already has the authority to arrest and enforce your laws on the army, since they won’t like civilian agencies intruding on their affairs. This is getting to be a lot of law enforcement.
>>5580879>Seize the nuke forces. If you can make sure you’re in charge of the nukes, then the rest should follow along quietly.
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5580879>Use the new Secret Police to dredge up dirt on top officials, use this to blackmail them into a meeting, and then assault their senses with chemicals and rays to inflict terror and inspire hatred against our enemiesWhen enough of them are obedient to us, turn the loyalists against those Biden-loving turncoats and>Wipe out any who oppose usTime to set this nation on a glorious new path! Make America great again, in fire and blood!>>5580878>Roll 1d100+10 to figure out who was really behind the attacks. DC 70
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5580878going with my Blue Truths from >>5576950>>5580879>Put the fear of The Constitution into them. They swore an oath to serve the rightful President, and by God you are going to hold them to it. Sending SCP and FBC agents to enforce it wouldn’t hurt either.No loyalty like true loyalty.
>>5580879>>Put the fear of The Constitution into them. They swore an oath to serve the rightful President, and by God you are going to hold them to it. Sending SCP and FBC agents to enforce it wouldn’t hurt either.>>5580896Given that my second body- I mean the cat is dead, can I be the new head of Veterinarian Affairs?
Rolled 75 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5580878Were we supposed to roll, was did you already roll?>>5580972Sure- in fact, I have a project (and body) just in mind for you, my friend…w a k e u p.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=903BJI6T1go
>>5581202That roll was for the CIA's project. You'll be informed about it in due time, Secretary Flynn.
Rolled 33 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5580947I support Hate-Monger's proposal.Also rolling to find out who was behind the attacks.
I find it hilarious that I’m the only one that figured out anything.>>5581227Ah, thanks for telling me.
>>5581202Nice.It can be mod? I have some ideas
>>5581510Sure! Though, if this is Barron, I specifically chose Signalis because of the horror of your notorious rolls, good sir! Feel free to do what you will though!Achtung!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NxDRB5Fcw
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5581645Use all my willpower to possess the new metal body, model SIGNALIS.
>>5581736A proper body, at least! I dont know how to thenks you Flynn!It feel weird, like is there someone with me here. Just a minor problem, not worthy of thinking, surely.
>>5581741Ahahahaha… yes… perfectly not worth thinking about… no need to thank me for the Replika…(There are many specialized units to choose from, though I imagine the only 3 for you- Adler, Falke, and Ester. Got a party to go to, so I may not be around to fully explain, and you can totally do your own thing if you feel like it, from Armstrong to Blade Runner. Be warned, some of it is spoiler content.)Snape kills Dumbledore.
>>5581758Was thinking about the cat but these are fine too
>>5581793>spoilerO-oh, that works too. Though I don’t know why the military would develop robo-cats, good boys are best.Funnily enough, Replika names are based off birds :V
>Put the fear of The Constitution into them. They swore an oath to serve the rightful President, and by God you are going to hold them to it. Sending SCP and FBC agents to enforce it wouldn’t hurt either.You decide to hit them with The Constitution. “The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States…” and by all legitimate sources Trump IS the President. You will hold them to their oaths, and teach them a lesson about treason and insurrection if they don’t. SCP Foundation and FBC officers are sent to military bases all over the country and overseas, the ones who haven’t openly declared their alignment with either ourselves or traitorous Biden. They will serve their oaths to their rightful President!(Roll 3d100 for convincing the military to declare their loyalty to you. 1 for each branch, Army, Navy, Air Force. Bo3. DC 80.)>>5581758A group of officers and generals approach Secretary Flynn. “Mr Secretary. We represent a faction within the… unaligned portion of our nation’s military. We would like to officially serve the country again, and a lot out our boys want it too, but we’re concerned about some of President Trump’s recent actions. If you could guarantee that our requests will be met, we’ll happily re-join and continue to serve dutifully."This group of generals has presented Secretary Flynn with a list of “suggestions”. Their requests are: They will not be deployed against American citizens unless it is the forces of Joe Biden. The Trump administration will not become involved in any foreign wars that do not directly threaten American interests. They will become immune from prosecution for any alleged crimes in relation to their duties (i.e negligence, warcrimes, etc.) If you accept their request you will officially have half the military backing you, but they will hold you to their “suggestions” and may become upset if you break them. If you do not accept you will have to rely on the efforts of the SCP Foundation and FBC to bring the military back into the fold.(ONLY Secretary Flynn gets to vote on this. Someone might try intervening before he makes his decision though...)>Yes>No
>>5576390Kissinger accepts a meeting with the Hate-Monger, but he seems very unhappy about it. “Secretary Hate-Monger. What I used was indeed Jewish magic, but I can only use it when absolutely needed. The Hebrew side of politics is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. And no, I do not know why Disney is called the magical kingdom.”>>5576404The EMPRAH suit is nearing completion, it just needs that little more work… A good effort (90+ dice roll) or lots of money should do it. But who has that much money?>>5576498Unfortunately, it seems that the curse is pretty hard to get rid of. Jewish magic is some sturdy stuff.The drone sent to scope out Disney detects a lot of fire burning, before suddenly cutting out. Your operators can’t get it back. What the hell is going on down there?>>5576950[red]Blackrock and Biden are indeed working together. A globohomo empire is being built somewhere in the shadows…[red] (I think I’m doing this right, Q is not the biggest consumer of Japanese media)
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5581940>The EMPRAH suit is nearing completion, it just needs that little more work… A good effort (90+ dice roll) or lots of money should do it. But who has that much money?Rolling to help my Japanese friend.
Rolled 50, 74, 85 = 209 (3d100)>>5581930>They will not be deployed against American citizens unless it is the forces of Joe BidenReasonable. Not like my domestic military efforts were baring fruit anyway. The National Guard will be required to commit law enforcement duties if the situation in the cities deteriorate further.>They will become immune from prosecution for any alleged crimes in relation to their duties (i.e negligence, warcrimes, etc.)Also reasonable. I’ll talk with the Attorney General about it, and so long as it’s within the scope of your duties, you will not be prosecuted.>The Trump administration will not become involved in any foreign wars that do not directly threaten American interestsThat is ambiguous. If you mean something like the War on Terror in Iraq and Afghanistan, then no, we will not be conducting foreign wars in that vein. We will probably be conducting military operations in the Americas, and will likely have to respond to our treaty obligations abroad, but those will directly deal with American interests. Our foremost motto is America First after all.If this is acceptable, I’ll gladly welcome y’all back into the fold.>>5580948Id like to officially formalize an immunity deal to bring our boys back into the fold, Attorney General.
>>5582440>85Not bad… I assume I do get some sorta bonus as Defense Secretary, since this is dealing with the military, right?
Rolled 95, 95, 7 = 197 (3d100)>>5581930Rolling
>>5582475>dubs 95I’ll call that a sign from God, no more rolls required.If you need even need a favor Jack, my door is always open.
Rolled 65, 83 = 148 (2d100)>>5581940After my short little vacation, I return. Commerce will put its primary focus on completing the EMPRAH suit. First Roll is for that.As not all schools have begun to implement the Firearm Safety Courses at the national standard, the Department of Education will implement a new program. The Safety And Firearm Education Program (S.A.F.E. Program) will become something similar to DARE in the 90s. Public Schools that are delinquent in implementing the Gun Safety Programs due to political misgivings will be required to host a S.A.F.E. Week once per semester, where specialists will give the kids a crash course on using and respecting firearms. (Second Roll for this).>>5580947Hate Monger, I pose a question for you. You have made great pains to inform us of the dangers of the elves of the Keebler Variety and their foul schemes... Do you think that if an envoy could be sent, elves of the Tolkien Variety could aid us in defending against their foul, cookie-based magic?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5581940>>5581940>Kissinger MeetingRolling to convince him that the "Jews" of Disney are secretly crypto-elves, taking advantage of his ethnic loyalty to shield themselves (and their riches) from his rightful plunder for the Chosen People.>>5582645>Operation UberelfYou have my full support and all resources at my disposal.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5582652Then I shall have my people in the Other World reach out to the Elvenfolk. They are a scattered people who live like hermits, but perhaps if we are lucky we might be able to obtain the aid of the Sorceress who gave guidance to the Hero in defeating the Demon King... (Rolling for Otherworld Efforts)
>>5582665>1 off from Satan>2 off from accidentally grabbing an Elven Temple Prostitute... who still knows enough magic to help out anyways.RIP
>>5582668I feel sorry for-
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5582740Meow~
>>5582743...Sorry, I forget what I was gonna say.Oh, it was about open relationships with Japan. If someone know about robots is them
>>5582740>>5582743>>5582746…you know, it’s eerie how close you came to a major plot point of Signalis.
Sorry about no update today, University's started back up again (the horror! Q attends those liberal brainwashing machines!) so today's pretty busy. Q should be able to update every other day though.
>>5582512You call him God, I call him SCP-343. :)
Rolled 91 (1d100)Out of all the approximately 7000 anomalies I have documentation of, there is one that I am interested in at the moment. Anomaly 953, a female kumiho, which is a Korean nine tailed fox. I'm gonna attempt to locate where she is. Rolling to find the location of 953.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>5583879Holy crap.Roll to helping in fox hunt. She can get hurt
Good news everyone! The SCP and FBC have successfully convinced the military to join with their rightful president! You now have control of 2/3rds of the nation’s military, with the other third still working for the traitor Joe Biden. Most importantly, all the overseas deployments are now under your control. These are the troops stationed in Japan and Europe, and the fleets that patrol the worlds oceans. The group of generals who approached Secretary Flynn have also been pleased by his offer, and they’ve declared their loyalty to him.Now it’s a simple matter to defeat Joe Biden. But where is he? Your intelligence services are turning up nothing, until a tv broadcast from Canada gives you your answer. He’s made a visit to Trudeau, who’s declared that he and the international community will do everything they can to help the cause of democracy in America, and install its rightful president! Donald Trump is the president, and the legitimate one after Biden tried to steal the election! Biden declares that he’ll be returning soon, to lead the true patriots of the country and bring back order and liberty! That bastard!Looks like Joe’s starting to make his move… In response, Donald calls you all into an emergency meeting.“Sleepy Joe’s about to do something folks. What it is we don’t know, we just don’t know, but I’m sure it won’t be nice. We don’t know what he’ll do, but I want to do something about it, I really do. That’s why I’m asking you. We have a lot of options. The best options. Here, I’ll show you:>Find out where Biden is, and send an assassin. Cut off the head of the snake. >Burn California to the ground. They’re a bunch of liberal hippies over there and we know they’re going to switch to Biden. Teach any would-be traitors a pre-emptive lesson.>We have most of the military under our control, and we know Biden’s in Canada. Time to teach Justin Trudeau a lesson he won’t forget.>Ignore it. Panicking over one announcement will make us look weak. And we don’t want to look weak.
>>5584297National Security Advisor Kissinger also makes another appearance. “Hello everyone. I have some news for you all.The black smoke rising from Disney world has grown to cover the whole state of Florida. Governor Desantis is extremely worried. All the officers he’s sent to investigate haven’t returned, and nobody at Disney is answering the phone. Something bad is brewing there, and I fear it is something terrible.Putin was quite upset by our refusal to let him pick the vice president. He’s started military exercises on the border with Ukraine. It could be intimidation tactics, or it could be something more. I will have to confer with my colleagues in Israel to get the full picture.Additionally, there’s been news of an expedition to the north pole, very well funded and equipped, some archaeological thing. I think that is very troubling. There is nothing there in the frozen north to dig up…"
>>5582025The RoboBarron looks for a way to help Yamano Mitsuha. He doesn't find much, but he suddenly remembers that when he was a cat, he knew another cat who had several billion dollars! Now that's a lot of money. Enough money to cover a robo suit?>>5582645The EMPRAH suit is still being worked on. The designers just need some more gold, but who had the money for that?The SAFE program is a great success! Many schools in the country adopt it and teach their children the ways of guns. Looks like you'll have an experienced recruiting base in the future, if this keeps up...>>5582652Kissinger looks very annoyed at the Hate-Monger. "Mr-Hate-Monger. I am sworn to an ancient and sacred oath. The only thing that could break it is if they had trafficked with unholy powers. Though that smoke worries me...>>5582665You hear rumours of a Sorceress living in a secluded grotto in the Other World. But you're not sure where to find her... Maybe some force is necessary? Or a bribe?(Also, sorry for the lateness, just getting used to university schedule again)
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5584297>Find out where Biden is, and send an assassin. Cut off the head of the snake. Hate monger, this is your job.Sending the FBC into Florida to shut this shit down, and I’m sending a military expedition to the North Pole.>>5584304>You hear rumours of a Sorceress living in a secluded grotto in the Other World. But you're not sure where to find her... Maybe some force is necessary? Or a bribe?The Treasury and the Millitary has Mitsuha‘s back. They have my support.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5584375Jawhol, Herr General! I will do as you command. Rolling to focus my intelligence and secret police capabilities on finding and assassinating Biden.>>5583879Herr Doktor, I knoe that fonding your... Forest-bride?... Is of great importance to you, but could I ask you to have tour agency investigate the anomalies around Disney's (((Magical Kingdom)))? We need evidence of... Whatever is happening there.(Feel free to manufacture it if need be. We just need justification to go in, and to convince Kissingwr to cut them off from International Jewry.)
>>5584304>The RoboBarron looks for a way to help Yamano Mitsuha. He doesn't find much, but he suddenly remembers that when he was a cat, he knew another cat who had several billion dollars! Now that's a lot of money. Enough money to cover a robo suit?Send money to Mitsuha. He can thenks me with some of these Godly sushi he make.>>5584297>>Find out where Biden is, and send an assassin. Cut off the head of the snake.It would be easy, he is-
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5584701
>>5584482Alright. I'll deploy four Interior/HUD recon teams to spots about a mile away from Disney World, 1 north 1 south 1 east 1 west. If we don't hear back from them, I'll see if there's an anamolous object i have documentation of that can help us. I'd prefer to not use the anomalous right now, but it seems like we have no other options.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5584985Rolling for effectiveness of recon teams
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5584986Find Foxy and play with her
You all decide to find where Biden is, and send an assassin. With Biden dead, it should be an easy job to assert Donald as the rightful and legitimate president of the country and bring things back together. And then you can focus on Making America Great! The combined might of the newly unified military, intelligence services, SCP Foundation and FBC is sent out to find Biden’s whereabouts, so you can end his threat once and for all!>(Roll 1d100 to find Biden. DC 60.)>>5584375>>5584985>>5584986In the meantime, Secretary Flynn orders the FBC be sent into Florida to end whatever it is Disney’s brewing, and a military expedition to the north pole to investigate what’s going on with that archaeological expedition. Scout teams from the Department of the Interior also join in to investigate Disneyland.The sky is dark as the different teams approach the reddish glow emanating from Disney. They can see the flickering light reflected from the grey and black clouds that hang low above the land, and each and every one feels a tightening in their hearts as they come closer to the source of this strange phenomena. It’s only when they see the black towers of Disneyland and realise that the glow is coming from a gargantuan fire do they hear the screaming on the wind. It is a terrible screaming, full of fear and pain. The recon teams pause, and it's only when they check in do they realise that Interior Recon 4, from the South, is no longer answering. Still, they push on; they must find out what evil is brewing in the heart of the Disney Kingdom. As they get closer there’s reports of strange shadows moving about, before Interior Recon 2 and 3, East and West, report they are under attack, and little more can be determined over the gunfire. After only a few minutes they fall silent and are unable to be contacted. Interior Recon 1 decides to pull out, and makes it safely away with only a brooding feeling of disquiet. Just as the FBC teams decide to also pull out, they notice a man in ragged clothing wandering the road from Disneyland, and take him into custody.The man is refusing to speak with anyone but Donald, though he says that he will reveal all the evils that are going on at Disney if he will be allowed to speak to the President. The FBC and SCP Foundation have checked him out, and say there’s nothing wrong with him, he seems to be a regular American citizen, a big fan of Disney according to NSA records. What will we do with him?>Let him talk to Donald.>Interrogate him until he reveals what he knows>Write in?The military expedition is also still operating in the frozen north, though they report that they’ve found a broken pot. What the hell is that doing up there? They’re sending it back to the US to have it dated.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>5585176>Let him talk to DonaldMake sure to ask him about ELVES.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5585176>Let him talk to Donald.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5585176>FBC at Disneyland>Interrogate him until he reveals what he knowsThe pot is interesting….Robo-Brarron, what do you think of th- huh?! He’s gone! I’m sending a FBC team to find and rescue him from his kidnappers!
>>5585232I believe that I forgot my nametag :P>>5585196I find it fitting that you’ve figured out where Biden is as Secretary of Homeland dude.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5585232>Robo-Brarron, what do you think of th- huh?! He’s gone! I’m sending a FBC team to find and rescue him from his kidnappers!Meow!>Hide
>>5585239I have much experiencing in purifying nations of corrupting influence.
You’ve successfully managed to track down Biden to The Greenbriar resort in West Virginia. Apparently an old Presidential bunker form back in the Cold War days. Sleepy Joe can’t shake himself out of that cold war mindset! And he still thinks he’s president. His mistake. We have a number of options available to us now, what do you want to do?>Send an assassin into the hotel. They’ll track Joe down, and put a bullet in his head. High chance of failure, but if they succeed Joe will be gone for good.>Bomb it with bunker busters. Turn it into rubble. There won’t be much of a body to recover though.>Mount a full on assault. High risk, and could spiral out of control, but the best way to ensure that Joe gets killed.>Send the Secret Service. High likelihood they’ll succeed, but if they don’t, you’ll lose them all.Meanwhile, you decide to allow the man from Disneyworld an audience with Donald. The meeting happens at Mar-A-Largo, since it’s nearby and President Trump likes the place. The sky is dark from the black clouds coming from Disney. Donald also invites the rest of you, since he wants you to listen to what the guy has to say.The man tells Donald about the events at Disney. Apparently they’re trying to summon… something. Something evil. The room is quiet as the man speaks.“It was horrible. Smoke everywhere. And Mickey… they’ve dressed all the employees, or cultists, I don’t know, as Mickey Mouse, and they’re feeding people into the fire, even the children. They’re sacrificing the children, Donald! The children! Oh God, the screams! I barely made it out alive! The things they did… They did to me! Oh God, no!”The man falls to the ground, and as he does, he begins to change. What did Disney do?(Roll 1d100 to keep Donald safe. DC 40)
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5586145>Send the Secret Service. High likelihood they’ll succeed, but if they don’t, you’ll lose them all.>Equip them with patented H&M (Hate & Monger (TM)(C)(R))brainwashing/torture technology, and get them to make Biden recant his claim to the presidency and apologize for this period of turmoil on live TV
>>5586149Gott in himmel, I am undone
>>5586149Oh boy oh boy!
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>5586145>Mount a full on assault. High risk, and could spiral out of control, but the best way to ensure that Joe gets killed.>>5586149Oh no.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5586145>Send an assassin into the hotel. They’ll track Joe down, and put a bullet in his head. High chance of failure, but if they succeed Joe will be gone for good.>>5586149Oof.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5586145>Mount a full on assault. High risk, and could spiral out of control, but the best way to ensure that Joe gets killed.>Send the Secret Service. High likelihood they’ll succeed, but if they don’t, you’ll lose them all.>>5586149Jesus
Update coming in a few hours.
>Send in the Secret Service.>Mount a full on assault.It’s been decided. An assault will be made on the Greenbriar, with the support of the Secret Service. It’s in the middle of the Appalachian Mountains, hard to get to and almost certainly crawling with Biden loyalists, but if you’re quick and loud enough you should be able to demolish the place and bring Joe’s corpse with you. If things go wrong however, your men will be stuck in hostile territory, and it could erupt into outright combat with traitor military units, something both sides have avoided so far. You’re going to need to balance the strength of the force you send with the ability to force their way in, and retreat before the enemy responds.(You will be making three rolls after this decision. The first to see if they can fight their way to the hotel, the second to locate and kill Joe Biden, and the third to retreat with minimal casualties.)How many units do you want to send? You can choose multiple of each.>An armoured battalion: +20 to breakthrough, -10 to assassination, -20 to retreat.>An infantry battalion: -10 to breakthrough, +20 to assassination, - 10 to retreat.>A mechanized battalion: +10 to breakthrough. -20 to assassination, +10 to retreat.>Air support: +20 to breakthrough, -30 to assassination, +10 to retreat.>The Secret Service: +50 to ONE action (specify which)
>>5587405Meanwhile, at Mar-A-Largo…The room is in chaos. Even the Secret Service is too shocked to open fire on the monstrosity in front of them. The man brought back from Disney has transformed into a monstrous Mickey Mouse Beast! It leaps across the table and throws Donald across the room! But the Hate-Monger, he has a plan! He pulls out one of his hate-rays, and zaps the Mickey Monster! It doesn’t do anything! The hate-monger turns the ray to overload and zaps it again! The beast stops! The hate-monger has made it hate what he hates!The Secret Service begins moving to retrieve Trump when the beasts face starts to glow red. It’s enraged! It’s so full of hate it’s about to explode! The room is evacuated, but Trump is still unconscious, and the last anyone sees of him is getting carried to another part of the hotel by two agents. All of you manage to make it outside, but just as you do Mar-A-Largo explodes in a ball of flame and smoke! You watch in horror as the entire building catches fire, and slowly burns to the ground. Smoke from the ruins slowly drift to join the dark clouds hanging over Florida.Donald Trump is missing…The President is missing! His responsibilities now fall to the Vice President, but he’s also missing! We don’t have a speaker or senate leader since they got lynched by the January 6 patriots… Next in line of succession is Secretary of State, Brandon, but he hasn’t been seen for a while either. What will we do?>Coverup Trump’s disappearance. We haven’t found his body, and he could still be alive. It’s going to be a real mess if this gets out however.>Let Brandon become temporary president.>Elect someone to the position (Who?)
>>5587406>>Let Brandon become temporary president.temporary president, eternal emperor.
>>5587405>Air support: +20 to breakthrough, -30 to assassination, +10 to retreat.>The Secret Service: +50 to ONE action (Assassination)>>5587406Well… shit.>Elect someone to the position (Flynn)Guess I’ll have to take the job.
>>5587405>Air support: +20 to breakthrough, -30 to assassination, +10 to retreat.>The Secret Service: +50 to ONE action (Assassination)>>5587406>Elect FlynnI really want to elect myself, but I'd be too preoccupied doing ... things ... with anomaly 953. Anyways, I need to get some human livers and plum wine for ... research.
>>5587406>Elect FlynnWell, could have gone better, but could have gone WORSE. What Herr Trump started, we shall finish in his name! Beginning with a war on Ze Maus!
>>5587406Oh, and...>>558740575 KB75 KB JPG >>5587405 # >Air support: +20 to breakthrough, -30 to assassination, +10 to retreat. >The Secret Service: +50 to ONE action (Conversion via torture and rays)
Rolled 72, 78, 17 + 10 = 177 (3d100 + 10)>>5587414>>5587434>>5587457>>5587592Roll 3d100, bo3.broll to beat my 3 rolls.
>>5588087Forgot/qst/ doesn't like negatives. That +10 is a -10, keep that in mind. Also your bonuses are +20 to breakthrough, +20 to assassination, +10 to retreat.
Rolled 79, 44, 32 = 155 (3d100)>>5588089
Rolled 10, 32, 68 = 110 (3d100)>>5588089
Rolled 36, 10, 21 = 67 (3d100)>>5588087Oh boy
>>5588222My combat rolls are always shit… ;_;
>>5588226Generals command, they don't get in the trenches, Herr President
>>5588222Two dubs followed by trips has been checked
With Trump missing, you have no choice but to elect a new president. Brandon is next in line according to the line of succession, but you all decide to hand the Presidency to Secretary Flynn. May he responsibly carry out the solemn duties of his office.Secretary Flynn is now acting President! He has the power to veto any decision made by this cabinet, pardon crimes, and issue executive orders. A heavy duty. How will he adapt to his new role?Secretary Flynn is now the most powerful man in the United States. One issue facing us is that this nation has never before had the position of President and Vice President vacant at the same time. As such, Secretary Flynn is both Secretary of Defence and the Treasury, in addition to being President. Do you want to allow him to keep these roles?>Yes, there’s no issue with him keeping these responsibilities.>No, we should redistribute them to other members of cabinet.In addition, what shall we do in case of further incidents attacking the office of the President?>Keep the line of succession as is. In this case, Secretary Flynn’s successor would be Attorney General Battler>Elect someone Vice President (who?)
>>5589516In the meantime, the assault on the Greenbriar has commenced. The Secret Service, with the aid of the US Air Force, is attacking the fortified hotel, seeking to locate Joe Biden and assassinate him. This is the commencement of open hostilities with the faction that claims Joe Biden is the legitimate president.The battle opens up with a massive air assault, squadrons of fighter jets screaming through the air over the hotel, bombing fortified positions in the area and suppressing the garrison as a fleet of helicopters, carrying roughly 3000 members of the Secret Service, the best of the best, flies in to land and deploy their deadly cargo. The initial advance goes well, the hotels air defences unable to cope with the strength of the attack, and the Secret Service quickly makes its way past the burning buildings and vehicles, easily entering the building and slaughtering any opposition in their way. Once they get into the building however, they become bogged down by the defences inside, and without air support to rely on they are unable to make significant progress. But they’re the Secret Service, and they push on. After several hours, with the air force making constant bombing runs on reinforcements trying to get through, the building itself is secure, but Joe Biden is nowhere to be found! The bunker and tunnel network beneath the hotel is extensive, built back in the 60s in case Washington was ever destroyed, and there’s no way anything short of a full division could take them. Even then, it’s been so long that Biden could have escaped. The commander on the ground makes the difficult decision to retreat, and they pull back to the waiting helicopters, which thankfully haven’t been damaged in the fighting. Soon they’re away, safe, but shamed at their failure.Your attempt to assassinate Biden is a failure!Despite your best efforts, the Battle of the Greenbriar has leaked, and many independent news stations are starting to run it. The international community is outraged at the violence ongoing in America, and worried about the stability and security of the country. The public is also extremely worried, with talk of a second civil war imminent. What shall your stance be?>Deny there was an attack. Nothing happened, it is obviously the lies of Biden seeking to discredit us.>Acknowledge the attack happened, but deny that it was an attempt to assassinate Biden.>Acknowledge the attack happened, and acknowledge that you tried to eliminate a traitor.>Write in?
>>5589521Additionally, the news broadcasts of ABC has taken a decidedly… disturbing tone. Both the SCP Foundation and FBC are demanding you take it off the air, in view of the constant ads demanding the worship of Mickey Mouse and the supremacy of Disney. What will your response be?>Take them off the air. Order the army to take over ABC headquarters across the country, they already have the experience.>Keep them on the air, but keep investigating what’s going on with Disney.>Focus your efforts on securing Disneyworld, it’s obviously the source of the evil coming from Disney. Page 8, and there's not that many responses. Do you think I should kill off Cabinet again and start a new thread, or wait until page 10?
>>5589516>No, we should redistribute them to other members of cabinet.Just for efficiency's sake... Maybe Herr Flynn could pardon the financial "crimes" of Dell Rusk?>Elect someone Vice President (who?)Dell Rusk, again. Forgive a young (???) man his follies, ja?>>5589521>Acknowledge the attack happened, and acknowledge that you tried to eliminate a traitor.>>5589523>Focus your efforts on securing Disneyworld, it’s obviously the source of the evil coming from Disney.Bet it's (((elves))).Kill inactive members, advertise in QTG for new players. Matches the chaos of the IRL Trump White House, desu.
>>5589516>Yes, there’s no issue with him keeping these responsibilities.But I will delegate and give other members the Under-Secretary position for each departments, and have them effectively handle the administrative duties. After all, Trump could still be alive.Bunch of Cats gets Treasury, Barron gets Defense. Herr Hatemonger will be can have some fun with the controled News Media whenever I don’t have a use for ‘em. (Oh course, if new players come and stay, I’ll hand over my responsibilities permanently.)>>5589521>Acknowledge the attack happened, but deny that it was an attempt to assassinate Biden.It was clearly aliens.(Unless Herr Hate-Monger can succeed in swaying the independent media, the people, and the international community to our cause (via mind control and hate-rays). Also, mind helping us on international relations Brandon?)>>5589523>Take them off the air. Order the army to take over ABC headquarters across the country, they already have the experience.I trust my boys to handle it.Give our inactive players a chance to respond, otherwise I’m fine with jailing them all to put them on ‘ice’ if they ever want to come back.>>5589538If he comes back, sure, on both accounts. I can tell the IRS to dock his VP wages until he pays off his debt to society :P
>>5589516>Yes, there’s no issue with him keeping these responsibilities.>>5589521>Acknowledge the attack happened, but deny that it was an attempt to assassinate Biden.Don't worry about it, you can trust us.>>5589523>Take them off the air. Order the army to take over ABC headquarters across the country, they already have the experience.I'm fine with killing/freezing inactive players like the Mr. Flynn and Herr Hate-Monger suggested.
>>5589516>Yes, there’s no issue with him keeping these responsibilities.>Keep the line of succession as is. In this case, Secretary Flynn’s successor would be Attorney General Battler>>5589521>Acknowledge the attack happened, but deny that it was an attempt to assassinate Biden.It was a rebel faction that dislikes both Biden and Trump, and wanted someone else to be President.>>5589523>Take them off the air. Order the army to take over ABC headquarters across the country, they already have the experience.and>Focus your efforts on securing Disneyworld, it’s obviously the source of the evil coming from Disney.We need to secure, contain, and protect Disneyworld, also I need to confront anomaly 953 for ... reasons.
>Acknowledge the attack, but deny it was an attempt to Assassinate Biden.There’s no covering this one up. You have no choice but to acknowledge the attack, but you deny that it was an attempt to Assassinate Biden. You don’t need to kill Sleepy Joe, you just need to wait for him to keel over! The media begins pushing the message that it was a suppression of rebellious military forces! With most of the airwaves in your control, there’s no opposing view, so the citizenry quickly accept that it was an isolated incident. However, Biden has gotten word out to the international community, and they are not happy. They are expressing concern at the possibility of a civil war breaking out, and are demanding you cease the violence against Joe Biden, the supposedly legitimate President. There’s even been talk of sanctions. Joe has also disappeared again, and you’re not likely to get the opportunity to find him again for a while. What will your stance towards Biden and his supporters be in future?>Traitors to the United States of America. As Lincoln did his job to keep the Union intact, so must you.>Sheep being misled by an evil shepherd. Biden is the issue, once he is gone you will gladly welcome the others back with open arms. >Criminals, the lot of them. It’s obviously because this country doesn’t have enough law and order! Your government must be strong to deal with them.>Write in?You order the army to take over ABC. Disney must not be allowed to broadcast such vile evil to the children! They’re already experienced, so it should be a simple matter of sending the troops in to disconnect them from the airwaves. Though, with the disturbing things going on at Disney it might not just be humans you’re facing…>Roll 1d100+20 to ensure the takeover goes smoothly. +20 with the army’s experience.Governor Desantis is also reporting that the smoke is still rising from Disneyworld, and he swears it’s gotten more intense. People have started to go missing across the state, and the waters have turned foul. He’s ordered the evacuation of the towns nearby, but he’s worried that the national guard isn’t going to be enough. Unfortunately, the army is too busy taking down ABC to ensure Disney’s influence doesn’t spread.Something has awoken in Disneyworld…
>>5591998As you all finish dealing with your business, National Security Advisor Kissinger comes into the room. He informs you that a plot to seize control of the government has been discovered, and the SCP Foundation has arrested members of cabinet! Some are scheduled for execution and some have been thrown in prison awaiting trial, but you are now the only free remaining members of cabinet. He asks you about instating emergency powers, so you don’t have to wait until new appointments to make important decisions affecting the state. What will you vote on?>Grant yourselves emergency powers. This will allow you to make decisions in other portfolios you don’t hold, as long as it’s not occupied by anyone.>Keep things the way they are. You’re sure that things can function well enough as they are now.
Rolled 5 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>5591998>Criminals, the lot of them. It’s obviously because this country doesn’t have enough law and order! Your government must be strong to deal with them.Rolling for the war against The Magical Kingdom.
Rolled 66 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>5591998>Criminals, the lot of them. It’s obviously because this country doesn’t have enough law and order! Your government must be strong to deal with them.yes>>5592004>Keep things the way they are. You’re sure that things can function well enough as they are now.I believe in the heart of the cards the great American system!
>>5592004Emergency powers seem prudent, but only if nobody steps forward to take up those seats. We wouldn't want to spread TOO thinly, ja?
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5591998>Sheep being misled by an evil shepherd. Biden is the issue, once he is gone you will gladly welcome the others back with open arms. If they do not bend the knee>Traitors to the United States of America. As Lincoln did his job to keep the Union intact, so must you.I’m also issuing a Declaration of Emergency in Florida, and mobilizing the other National Guards to assist with containing this threat on American soil. I’m also sending in the FBC to regain control of the situation and start clearing house.>>5592004>Grant yourselves emergency powers. This will allow you to make decisions in other portfolios you don’t hold, as long as it’s not occupied by anyone.
Rolled 33 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>5591998>Criminals, the lot of them. It’s obviously because this country doesn’t have enough law and order! Your government must be strong to deal with them.Rolling for a smooth takeover>>5592004>Grant yourselves emergency powers. This will allow you to make decisions in other portfolios you don’t hold, as long as it’s not occupied by anyone.
>Criminals, the lot of them. It’s obviously because this country doesn’t have enough law and order! Your government must be strong to deal with them.You must make this country great again, and to do that you must instil a sense of law and order in the people! Lack of discipline is why Sleepy Joe and his supported thought they could declare themselves the legitimate government of the country! But you will fix that. Forcefully. You don’t have the chance to now, but soon, very soon, you will bring law and order back, for a safer, and more secure society. An expanded justice system, more prisons, and a more powerful police force will be the fix to this nations troubles! But first, you must deal with the other issues you currently face. Disney has attacked! The gates of Disneyworld have opened, and from them have poured forth a terrifying horde of monstrous Mickey beasts, and legions of small children in the masks of Mickey Mouse are following them! Orlando has already fallen, and Tampa is under siege! What’s more, Disney fans in several states have staged an uprising, rioting against our supposed anti-LGBT stance! However, thanks to the efforts of the army, the liberal propaganda put out by Disney has taken a hit, so they’ve only successfully made their presence known in California. You’re able to focus all your efforts on Disneyworld.What will your response be?>Wall off Florida. High time the state was cutoff from the rest of the country.>Send in the army. They’ll be spread thin, but you’re confident they can handle it.>Nuke Disneyworld. It’s the only way to be sure.>Write in?But there is some good news! You have successfully eliminated the independent news media! There’s still organisations like the New York Times operating freely, but nobody reads them anymore. The major media corporations are now under the control of the government, and we really need someone to organise them properly.>New Department Available: The Department of News. (Who shall it go to? It can also be renamed to whatever the department head likes)You also pass the Emergency Powers Act. In case of absence, a leaderless department can be directed by ANY member of cabinet. Leaderless departments will respond to ALL orders given.
>>5593499>>New Department Available: The Department of News. (Who shall it go to? It can also be renamed to whatever the department head likes)Zabihullah Mujahidhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zabihullah_Mujahid
>Army will be spread thinRolling to fund propaganda for our military, as well as new personnel and weapons for them (not overtly pushing for it, but funding it if any of the Departments need it).>>5593499>Send in the army. They’ll be spread thin, but you’re confident they can handle it.
>>5593499>Send in the army. They’ll be spread thin, but you’re confident they can handle it.This is prime American clay!>>5593508Wow, God makes strange bedfellows.
>>5593499>Nuke Disneyworld. It’s the only way to be sure.>>5593508>New Department Available: The Department of NewsIslam would make a fine warrior faith compared to the Christian slave ment--I mean--Supporting.
>>5593930>Nuke Disneyworld. It’s the only way to be sure.Make sure that the Governor of Florida isn't within the blast radius first.
>>5597254In event of a tie, I formally use my Veto power to tiebreak in my favor.I do hope it was just the tie holding it up, and if so, I apologize.
You decide that the situation is serious enough that you must send in the army to retake Disneyland, and cleanse it from the spreading corruption. The UN has been lodging complaints that you are violently attacking a multinational corporation, one that has brought needed progress on LGBT issues and representation and diversity in the media, but none of you really care about that. The Mouse must go. Army units are drawn up on the border with Georgia, in preparation for a rapid push to Disneyland in order to crush this evil, and fighter jets are flying low beneath the black clouds. All it needs is your order…Roll 1d100 to see how well the initial assault goes. DC 60.Meanwhile, you need to begin plans for dealing with the criminals supporting Biden. They’ve been agitating in the cities after the Assault on the Greenbriar, and the international media has been ablaze about how the repressive Trump regime is dismantling democracy and turning into the new Fourth Reich. Idiots. You need to begin dealing with these criminals somehow. How will you go about doing that?>Vastly expand the powers and funding for the SCP Foundation and FBC. They will become all-powerful, all-seeing organisations with little to no restrictions or oversight, and the power to search, arrest, and execute dissidents. A strong hand is what’s needed.>Expand the prison system. You can’t start locking people up just to have the prisons overflow. More space and more opportunities to put subversive elements to work on whatever projects you deem necessary.>Overhaul the justice system. It’s too soft! No more appeals, no more reduced sentences. Executions for Treason. Protestors, nay, traitors against the state get away with slaps on the wrist, but no more. They need to be made an example of. In other news, that bit of pottery recovered from the Arctic has finally been carbon dated. It’s over 40,000 years old! But that can’t be right. The oldest archaeological find like that was in China, and that was only 20,000 years old. What is something older than that doing in the frozen Arctic?>>5597271No, just been busy the past few days. Also next post will probably be a new thread.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5598034Rolling! Also:>Vastly expand the powers and funding for the SCP Foundation and FBC. They will become all-powerful, all-seeing organisations with little to no restrictions or oversight, and the power to search, arrest, and execute dissidents. A strong hand is what’s needed.The Arctic discovery should be investigated by the SCP and Doktor Bright.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5598034>Vastly expand the powers and funding for the SCP Foundation and FBC. They will become all-powerful, all-seeing organisations with little to no restrictions or oversight, and the power to search, arrest, and execute dissidents. A strong hand is what’s needed.>Expand the prison system. You can’t start locking people up just to have the prisons overflow. More space and more opportunities to put subversive elements to work on whatever projects you deem necessary.International criticism? Do we not have anyone fighting the PR battle? The War of Words?We are clearly the most responsible and ardent defenders of the great Republic since Lincoln.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5598034>Vastly expand the powers and funding for the SCP Foundation and FBC. They will become all-powerful, all-seeing organisations with little to no restrictions or oversight, and the power to search, arrest, and execute dissidents. A strong hand is what’s needed.All arrested dissidents will be referred to as "Class-D Personnel", and will be used as test subjects for anomalies.>>5598200I agree, I'll send an expedition team right away.
New thread is up >>5599624
>>5598034>Overhaul the justice system. It’s too soft! No more appeals, no more reduced sentences. Executions for Treason. Protestors, nay, traitors against the state get away with slaps on the wrist, but no more. They need to be made an example of. >Also next post will probably be a new thread.Remember to archive!
Rolled 18, 15 = 33 (2d20)