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>>5520475
What are you, crazy? Your hat would get crumpled!

>>5520744
You shudder to imagine the mating habits of this beast. The bed would have to be reinforced with tungsten rods.

>>5520746
Unfortunately, the room is thoroughly QA'd.

>>5520811
You contemplate boning a pokey creature. But seeing as that would be bestiality, your thoughts turn to putting the fat monster on a diet -- presumably so the monster can bone the pokey creature for you.

>>5521589
The monster is too anal-expulsive for that.

>>5523380
You consider creating the world's grossest snow globe.

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>>5520393
>>5520745
>>5520817
You channel a flow of hot sauce into the beast’s face while simultaneously whispering heavy metal lyrics into its ear. The combined sensory inputs incept a nightmare into its mind, and it rolls over, mumbling something about getting pranked in the middle of gym with a hot sauce wedgie.

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Floor 27/50
The way is blocked by a tree stump with a rabbit sitting on top. You’re admiring the adorable woodland creature when, all of a sudden, writhing tentacles burst from the stump and try to strangle you!

What do?

>>5529934
>Lift away the Rabbit with your mage hand
>If the Rabbit is an organ or orafice of the Monster (nose?) then squeeze/punch it.

>>5529934
compliment the stomps pet and ask what his name is
surely it wouldnt hurt a fellow animal lover

>>5529934
>Heat ray the stump
Should've been born fire-resistant.

>>5529930
you should probably repost our list of abilities ITT too for accessibility

>>5530732
+1 also where is the Jenga piece cutout in our staff?

>>5529934
Meld the eyeballs together for funsies

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>>5529934
Is that... A reference to the Chinese proverb 守株待兔?

>Yell at the stump in despair: "you were supposed to destroy the hare, not join it!"

>>5531038
>Meld the eyeballs together for funsies
+1

>>5531038
>>5531715
I think if we time it perfectly and meld the pupils together facing each other, this could work

It'll also rob the stump of its awareness of its surroundings, we could then make away with the bunny (put it in our hat)

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>>5529972
It appears to be a desiccated corpse, gruesomely puppeteered by the stump's tentacles.

>>5530115
You consider teaching the stump a lesson. Clearly it should've taken the Pyrophyte feat.

>>5531117
Unfortunately, the stump is not a metaphor for conservatism, but merely a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing (medium-sized neutral-aligned aberration, CR 2).

The stump, however, appreciates your deep reference to the writings of famed legalist philosopher Han Fei.

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>>5530078
You establish a rapport with the stump monster by engaging it in conversation about small woodland creatures and their optimal uses.

>>5531038
>>5531715
>>5531739
When the stump turns around to show you some of the cool corpses it has, you grab its eyestalks and fuse them together, then make off with its bunny.

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Floor 28/50
The way is blocked by a piano. The door will only open if you play the sheet music perfectly—making one mistake will cause the ceiling to descend, squishing you.
You don't know how to play the piano, or even read sheet music.

What do?

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Your spells:
>Heat Ray: Makes stuff hot. You can control how much heat is added.
>Cold Ray: Does the opposite.
>Summon Food: Create a small amount of any food or drink.
>Summon Animal: Create a small creature to do your bidding. Lasts for about a minute before vanishing in a puff of smoke.
>Magic Hand: A big hand of magical energy picks up stuff, pulls levers, throws rocks, etc. Decent range, not very strong.
>Minor Disguise: Makes you look like another humanoid.
>Welding: Magically attach two things together. Doesn't make heat.

>>5533222
Damn, we're cold.
>>5533224
>Summon Magic Hand and ask if it was ever summoned by a pianist to play something perfectly
It can answer by making finger letters

>>5533223
>Animal-Summon a Piano-Playing chimp/orangutan, and cast minor disguise upon it to make it look more the part.

Then we let it play! If it plays perfectly, we're through! If the ceiling descends...

>Then fuse the descended ceiling to the floor, exit through the 'descended' hole in the roof.

>>5533223
>Use Heat Ray to burn the sheet music
>Play whatever we want

>>5533223
look for any sort of mechanism connecting the piano to the ceiling trap and freeze it

>>5533223
>Create a stairway of food to get to the ceiling
>Weld the ceiling to the wall
>"Hotwire" the connection from the piano to the door.
>If that fails, fix the wire with welding, write your own music with a single note, slot it into the music paper slot, and go through the keys from bottom to top until you get the one that opens the door?
>If that fails, have some carpenter ants disassemble the piano so that we can see the mechanisms inside, and play with those until we open the door.

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>>5533232
You ask the magic hand to work your pianist. It seems to have misheard you.

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>>5533247
You destroy the sheet music, and since there are no notes to be played, playing no music causes the door to open!

>>5533234
>>5533334
>>5533441
As a precaution, you weld the ceiling in place with a staircase of sturdy fruitcakes, then let an enthusiastic chimp bang on the piano while you take it apart with carpenter ants, allowing you to freeze the door open.

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Floor 29/50
The way is blocked by a steeply inclined floor covered in grease, which you immediately slip on. At the foot of the drop is a lake of roiling lava. And to make matters worse, an antimagic field covers the entire bottom of the room, preventing you from casting spells!

What do?

Hook the sign with the staff. Then, once securely wrapped around the sign, hold the staff above the anti-magic line and use it to drop ice into the lava until it freezes.

>>5535140
>Grease slide leading to lava pit.
Realise this setup should have caught on fire and burnt itself to nothing long ago. This must be a hallucination field and youre actually just standing on a steep slope in no danger.

>>5535175
Do an awesome flip and get +5000 combo points, granting us temporary invulnerability.

>>5535163
>>5535175
>>5535179
Realize it's all a dream and fly to the exit.

>>5535227
Don’t fly to the exit. Instead fly to Vegas.

>>5535163
>>5535179
+1

>>5535163
+1
>>5535175
>>5535179
>>5535227
>>5535318
wtf?

>>5535140
Use our wizard hat as a parachute to slow our descent and use the hot updraft from the lava to lift us to the exit like in Assassin's Creed 2.

>>5535632
Yes, use our wide hat and robes and the fact we are so lanky we only weigh 8kg to do some aerobatics and let the updraft gently blow us out.

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>>5535163
>>5535632
>>5535922
>>5535227
>>5535179
You nimbly hook the sign with your trusty staff and execute a perfect 360 Kickflip Tailbone Benihana Eggplant Triple Double 0.5 Grossmann's Airwalk. Then you catch the lava's updraft with your hat and gently waft upwards and out the exit.

>>5535175
The setup actually is catching on fire. It looks like some holes at the top of the ramp started releasing grease once you passed Floor 28.

But you don't doubt that this could all be a dream, after seeing that badass stunt you just pulled.

>>5535318
You try to fly to Vegas, but you bump your head on the ceiling, so you lower your standards and fly to Floor 30.

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Floor 30/50
Finally, some more loot!
You see here a stone table covered with all manner of goblets and grails. Each cup is filled with chaotic magical energy; drinking the correct one will allow you to gain a new spell. Because, after all, you are what you eat.

Beware! If you choose poorly, the drink will curse you with a randomized magical affliction... most of which fall under the category of "violent explosion".

What do?

>>5536399
>Summon various small animals to taste-test the goblets, then use Magic Hand to fling them across the room before they explode in our faces
>Drink the goblet that doesn't cause an explosion

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Remember your movie lore and choose the cheapest cup which smells of booze and/or rubbing alcohol, for real wizards don't always choose wisely, and they spend their money on cool hats and staves and spells instead of fancy cups and smooth liquor.

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This cup style is also acceptable.

>>5536439
>>5536440
No it has to be something tacky like a Gromit mug.

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>>5536399
>purple
>chaotic magical energy
>magical affliction
So what you're saying is that we're standing in front of 17 goblets full of denaturated alcohol?
>>CHUG CHUG CHUG
Those long university binges were a preparation for this exact moment!

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>>5536403
>>5536439
>>5536440
>>5536479
>>5536701
After a long trial-and-error punctuated by exceedingly entertaining magical explosions, you locate the true goblet.

You channel those hazy years in Wizard College and down the cup in one gulp. Whew! You're not entirely sure that it isn't just rubbing alcohol.

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You absorb the magical energy, and can now add a new spell to your spellbook!

Pick one:
>Acid Splash: Shoot a bubble of acid. Your choice of acid.
>Ventriloquism: Project a sound of your choice anywhere in the room. The maximum volume is "jackhammer".
>Invisibility: Turn invisible for about a minute. [Unlocked by Skin Wizard]
>Glibness: Blatant lies become believable. The more stupid and ridiculous, the better.
>Fireball: Makes kaboom.
>Forcewall: Creates a rectangle of force that you can move and angle to your will.
>Illusion: Create an illusion (with sound) within a 10 ft box of yourself. [Unlocked by Skin Wizard]

>>5536717
>Acid Splash

>>5536717
>Forcewall
This is like putting steroids into the magic hand

>>5536717
>Forcewall

>>5536717
>illusion
Or
>invisibility

Common guys I want to unlock the next tier of spells for our class

>>5536717
>>Glibness: Blatant lies become believable. The more stupid and ridiculous, the better.
or
>>Forcewall: Creates a rectangle of force that you can move and angle to your will.

>>5536717
>Glibness: Blatant lies become believable. The more stupid and ridiculous, the better.

Just grampa Simpson style rambling from here on out

>>5536717
>>Forcewall

>>5536717
>Illusion: Create an illusion (with sound) within a 10 ft box of yourself.

>>5536717
>Glibness

>Ventriloquism, please

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Acid Splash:
>>5536721

Forcewall:
>>5536755
>>5536779
>>5536964
>>5537691

Illusion:
>>5536820
>>5537862

Glibness:
>>5536964
>>5536989
>>5537863

Ventriloquism:
>>5540227

You acquire the spell Forcewall, and add it to your spellbook.

This spell allows you to generate a number of moderately-sized walls of force, which you can move freely. Walls resist some damage, but enough physical abuse or any sort of magical attack will destroy them. They can't be moved with enough force to squish things. If you don't actively concentrate on a wall, it decays in about a minute.

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Floor 31/50
The way is blocked by a hairy ape-man, furtively skulking across the room.
The moment you lay eyes on him, he attacks -- seems like he doesn't want to leave any witnesses!

What do?

>>5540972
unzip the zipper on the back, reveal underwater sea creature

>>5540972
Minor Disguise ourselves as a fellow ape-man, apologize for our "wizard disguise"-- you know those humans, always trying to take photos of us!

>>5540972
Put a forcewall cage around him and walk past

>>5540972
>>5540980
+1

>>5540972
Summon Animal: Create an Ape-Woman

>>5540972
>>5541329
>>5540980
No reason these couldn’t merge. Tell him to wait, unzip our front to reveal ape-man, then have him unzip to reveal sea creature, then we unzip again to reveal alien lifeform etc. Eventually we all just laugh and walk away.

>>5542722
+1 just pull some Benny Hill Shenanigans

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>>5541337
You consider abducting this ape-man for your freak show.

>>5540980
>>5541329
>>5542370
>>5542722
>>5542723
Don't worry, Mr. Ape -- you unzip your wizard disguise to reveal that you are, in fact, a fellow ape-man. Unfortunately, he unzips his disguise to reveal that he is, in fact, some sort of undersea creature.
Before he beats the crap out of you, though, you unzip your ape-man disguise to reveal a sexy sea creature, and attempt to seduce him. However, your opponent unzips his disguise to reveal an alien lifeform! Thankfully, you are just another alien lifeform disguised as an underwater hottie. Unluckily for you, the first alien removes his disguise to reveal a wizard.

At this point, the two of you are completely confused, so you just advance to the next floor.

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Floor 32/50
The way is blocked by a fearsome death cob. Its vicious claws can reduce a cow to hamburger in seconds.

What do?

>>5543771
Inform the death cob that he has been removed from Trunk along with branches, hunger and shortblades.
Thus it cannot appear here anymore and must leave the tower immediately.

>>5543771
Heat ray and summon butter, time for popcorn

>>5543831
Supporting

>>5543771
Summon corn that’s ready to be husked, summon bananas, then summon monkeys. Tell the death cob to use the bananas to train the monkeys peel the cobs open. Slowly. Then get out of there before you learn too much about the death cob reproductive process.

>>5543771
>>5543831
Heat it until it pops. Please for the love of god make the heat ray actually work this time, it's a comfy popcorn idea. All I'm asking for is some damn popcorn.

>>5543771
>Summon salt and a salt that there corn. Maybe butter it up first.

>>5529930
Got a link to the archive of the first, OP?

>>5544396
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5486321/

>>5543769
https://youtu.be/N4WGFDP1bbc

>>5543831
+1

>>5543831
^

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>>5543831
>>5543864
>>5543977
>>5544317
Despite being an undead abomination of twisted chaos magic, this corn fellow seems like he'd be sweet once you get to know him. You butter up the death cob by lending a sympathetic ear, being an amaizing date, and even promising to elote with it.

Once his guard is down, you assalt the corn and throw its popped kernels to the monkeys.

>>5543782
Now that you've crushed the death cob's heart, it willingly slinks off to join the mountain dwarves and the sludge elves.

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Floor 33/50
The way is blocked by a living armoire.

What do?

>>5547588
Disguise your self as Prince Adam and tell the blatant Disney character to get back to work preparing musical numbers for his kidnapped french peasant women.

>>5547588
>Ask if it can help you accessorize. You’ve always felt a little “generic wizard”.

I don’t know if this will actually build enough of a rapport to let us pass, but it wouldn’t hurt.

>>5547588
>Compliment the gleam of its varnish.

>>5547588
>Heat Ray

>>5547603
+1. Makeover time!

>>5547588
It’s obvious, use your heat-ray to burn the (most likely wood) furniture.

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>>5547600
>>5547603
>>5547710
>>5547953
>>5547960
>>5549859
With the armoire's help, you tap into your magical glamour and become a smoking hot beast. Yow!

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Floor 34/50
The way is blocked by a dense growth of jungle.
The air is oppressively hot and humid; you feel like you're choking with every breath. And stumbling through the underbrush recklessly is liable to attract hungry animals.

What do?

>>5551791
Summon a decadent feast of steaks and throw them around to distract the animals from you.

>>5551791
Summon monkeys to act as guides/distractions agains the beasts

>>5551791
>Summon a friendly tiger to mog the entire jungle

>>5551791
Well, we’re off-lane but we can still work on last-hitting mobs here. Kite them around, build up our gold reserves (EXP too) until we can get the proper kit for our build and unlock our ult, then vaporize the forest.

We’ll lose everything at the end of the match, but such is the MOBA grindstone.

>>5552271
This but kite them under a friendly tower for expediency.

>>5551791
Summon Herbivorous animals into the undergrowth, deer and rabbits and goats and perhaps an Elephant. As they stumble through the underbush, they'll distract the predators (and the Elephant can overpower them/clear the way).

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>>5551803
>>5551858
>>5552243
>>5552459
You distract the jungle creatures with an offering of steak and a swarm of tiger moths and elephant shrews. With a monkey as your guide, you make your way out of the rainforest.

>>5552271
>>5552290
You finally hit silver 3, no thanks to your useless feeding teammates.

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Floor 35/50
The way is blocked by a very, very, very long hallway. Well, it's not really blocked per se. You just don't want to walk all the way down the hallway. Wizards get tired easily, ya know.

What do?

>>5555272
throw an ender pearl

>>5555272
Are Shetland ponies small enough for Summon Animal? If not, cold ray to freeze the ground, summon food to put water on it, forcewall to make a platform to sit on, and magic hand to push us along the slide.

Alternately, summon gummi worms and candy canes to make a fishing pole and harnesses, tie some dogs to the forcewall, and live out your dogsledding dreams by dangling meat in front of them with a handcrafted fishing pole also out of candy canes and gummi worms.

>>5555272
>use the cold ray and skate down the ice like Iceman.

>>5555272
summon tiger and ride heem to the exit

>>5555272
>>5555379
>>5555381
Summon lots of water or a watery beverage, then cold ray it to make ice, then summon a forcewall for a sled, then use the sled dog and bait idea for propulsion

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>>5555276
That's not something you can summon!

>>5555601
You summon a tigerfish, but it doesn't seem very helpful.

>>5555379
>>5555381
>>5555647
With two dogs and a ramshackle sled made of candy canes and forcewalls, you achieve your dream of racing in the Iditarod.

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Floor 36/50
The way is blocked by a horde of chortling nurglings.

The incredible stench in this room threatens to overwhelm you, but covering your nose would offend the nurglings. And you wouldn't want to wipe those mirthful smiles off their face, would you? They're just so... jolly!

What do?

>>5558959
Douse ourselves in rose water, which is technically a food item

>>5558959
Purge the unclean with fire. No crotch rot for us today thanks.

>>5558959
Use heat ray to cleanse this fucking place with the holy flame.

>>5558959
If we want to be nice, just summon a bunch of candy corn and stick a couple up our nose. The overwhelming blandness of candy corn can overpower even the most foul of smells, and they ought to find it funny-looking.

>>5558959
Drink some gin. Give yourself a gin mustache. Then make some boots of ice and stride through the room. I guess share some gin soaked candy canes with the nurglings. Maybe jelloshots and rum balls too. Unlike the three headed giant, we usually prefer to be nice to things before we kill them, rather than the other way around.

summon vertical forcewall and turn 360 and walk out of there to the next floor

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>>5558962
>>5558990
>>5558992
>>5559056
>>5559592
>>5559714
No mercy for servants of Chaos. You defend yourself from the taint with a coating of rosewater and a pair of noseplugs, then you light up the room with the cleansing power of a gin molotov. The Emperor protects! (Actually, this particular area is located within a barony.)

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Floor 37/50
The way is blocked by a small lake.
Besides the fact that you're not much of a swimmer, there appears to be a mermaid on the other side. She's singing an enchantingly beautiful song... it couldn't hurt to go over there and listen, right?

What do?

>>5560557
Wear earplugs and freeze the lake. Then cross. You're a wizard. No pretty fish is going to keep you from obtaining magical power.

If the other voices insist on being nice, flood the lake with peppermint schnapps and overcome the challenge with the power of booze. Ride a crystalized sugar boat across the schnapps.

>>5560557
>>5560626
I’ll back the alcohol. Drunk singing is best singing.

>>5560557
That's no mermaid, that be a siren, laddie.
>Offer to take the siren surfboarding on your forcewall, try to cop a feel on a shell if the mood is right

>>5560557
>Plug ears
>Tell the hoe to shut up
>Freeze the small lake when she's on her way to give you a black eye

>>5560557
Summon a Lyrebird to see how the mermaids react to their songs getting sung back at them. Use cold ray to make an ice raft. Oh and plug our ears

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>>5560626
>>5560631
>>5560779
>>5560946
>>5561748
You counter-enchant the sirens with their own music, and when they're suitably distracted (aided by a gift of peppermint schnapps), you freeze the lake and forcewall the way clear.

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Floor 38/50
The way is blocked by some goblins in VR headsets. Their wild swinging and unpredictable movements make it tricky to cross without getting beaned by a rogue controller.

They can see each other in the metaverse, so they're not going to collide with one another. But they're very much blind to anything in the real world.

Directly messing with them or their games is a good way to get four angry, heavily-armed goblins on your ass.

What do?

Use freeze ray and water to form a ledge along the ceiling, then hook a force wall into the ledge and roll to the other side of the room.

If too drunk for complex ice masonry, hang some onions around your neck and mambo through the crowd while singing loudly disguised as a flamboyant dance goblin.

wait... even better. Disguise yourself as a goblin janitor with a giant hammer with the word ban on it and threaten to ban the goblins if they get in your way.

>>5561819
Just summon some pizza and place it on the second or third step near the top of the previous stairs. They’ll think it’s their delivery order finally arriving, go for it, and fall down the stairs because they can’t actually see.

This >>5561870, and do it for free

Wait, I got this...
>Minor Disguise self with some honkin' prosthetic goblin gazongas
>Summon Food like cheese or edible flowers and rub it on self, as a goblin perfume/aphrodisiac
>Locate a VR headset and join the boys' game
>Roleplay our way through the room

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>>5561868
>>5561870
>>5561888
>>5562054
>>5562055
You locate a spare headset and disguise yourself as a goblin mambo dancer slash part-time server admin. Then you demand that the goblins leave the room, promising them pizza as an incentive.

With their eyes firmly on your enormous goblin knockers, the goblins barely notice as they all tumble down the stairs.

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Floor 39/50
The way is blocked by a reverse metal detector, which will only let you through if you have a non-negligible amount of metal with you. (Which you don't have.)
The metal detector is followed by a wood detector and a plastic detector.

The wood detector is specifically configured to not trigger on wizard staves, because somebody in this tower really hates wizards.

What do?

While we could summon a bunch of corn dogs, cans of Coors and bottles of Cola, it seems more reasonable to just use alternating heat and cold to break the bars and go around the detectors.

>>5562916
I wish we had acid splash right now

>>5562908
For metal we can summon a bunch of foods high in iron or fortified with iron, for wood we can summon lots and lots of cinnamon, not sure about the plastic one though

>>5563191
summon candy wrappers and soda bottles?

>>5562908
Just walk through and set them all off, and casually walk to the next floor :^)

Maybe try popping off the cover to the control panels and Welding the circuits in a new configuration, turning all 3 machines into reverse meat detectors

>>5562908
Well, the cavity fillings we have should count for the metal detector. Summon Food unfortunately counts candy and we didn’t specialize in magic to fix that damage.

For the wood, Summon Food and and bring in acorns and such. They’re food and have a fair amount of “wood” in them in the form of fiber.

For the plastic, Summon Food to make fish that have been near the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (or any of the others). The amount of plastic in them will definitely be enough to trigger the detector.

Man, Summon Food really is the answer to every problem. You’d think more wizards would embrace this power irresponsibly.

Unrelated, but Summon Food some candy. Gotta keep working on replacing all your teeth with cavity fillings so you can claim “android” on your char sheet for stat bonuses.

>>5562908
>cast summon animal to summon a volcano snail (they have metal shells, look em up).
>summon fish from the pacific ocean untill you get one that has eaten plastic
>summon food and summon a popcicle or something with wood on it.

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>>5563259
Unfortunately, that doesn't work.

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>>5562916
Unfortunately, that also doesn't work.

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>>5563191
>>5563195
>>5563356
>>5563539
You make your way through the detectors with all the creativity at your disposal.

>>5563260
On your way out, you rewire the gates to detect meat instead.
Unfortunately, all that candy you ate and all those fillings you had to get reclassified you as "android" rather than "human", preventing the meat detectors from triggering on you. So, you sadly had to undo your changes.

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Floor 40/50
The way is blocked by some kind of fungoid creature, shaped like a cup balancing on four long stalk legs. It constantly belches out clouds of foul-smelling spores.

Fire sprinklers in the ceiling are prepared to snuff out any excess heat. You think the fungus is feeding off the moisture in the sprinklers? It'd be the first time that anything in this tower has any kind of logical explanation or reasoning.

You immediately recant your words when your staff suddenly turns into a viper, the ground beneath you dissolves into quicksand, and a horde of spiders scrabbles towards you!

What do?

>>5563769
lol the fish
>>5563778
Create Forcewall and Meld self to it, Summon Munchies to help sober up and wait for hallucinations to stop.

>>5563778
>Freeze over the top of the fungoid creature.

>>5563778
>Freeze sprinklers
>Create a forcewall around the fungoid
>Summon Chlorpromazine and take it to make the voices stop

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>>5563800
>>5563816
>>5563838
You're clearly seeing things. You weld yourself to a forcewall, pop some antipsychotics, and wait for the spiders to stop crawling over your eyeballs.

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Floor 41/50
The way is blocked by a troll.

These dreadful creatures are known for their rapid regeneration. In order to inflict any lasting physical damage, you'll need to cauterize the wound with fire or acid. The only problem is, you don't actually have anything that can pierce the troll's tough skin.

The only thing more foul than a troll's stench is its attitude. You won't be able to bribe, cajole, or threaten it; in fact, that might make it try harder to stop you just out of spite.

What do?

>>5565207
Reverse psychology. Convince it that you dont want to go past it

>>5565207
>>5565266
>"I really don't want to go up"

>>5565207
>"God, would hate having to up more stairs"

>>5565207
Summon adorable kittens and puppies to distract its attention from you as you sneak past.

>>5565207
"I just remembered I have a massive fear of heights. Fuck this, could you help me go down? My legs are a little wobbly."
Day 3 of wishing we had acid.

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>>5565207
“I don't care what you do with me, Brer Fox” said Brer Rabbit. “Just don't fling me in that briar patch over there. Roast me, Brer Fox, but don't fling me in in that briar patch,” said Brer Rabbit.

>>5565207
Hey, we lasted how long down there in the hallucinogenic smoke? Bet they can’t last longer. Have him bring the plant up here, we’ll wipe the floor with him.

When he goes down the steps, forcewall it and let the smoke get to him in the enclosed stairwell, then walk up to the next floor.

>>5565519
we can arguably mitigate the lack of proper acid with animals that produce acid

>>5565899
not as fun

>>5565207
Summon a billy goat, the traditional bane of trolls.

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>>5565505
The troll, seeing that you love kittens and puppies, makes an effort to piss you off.

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>>5565266
>>5565304
>>5565323
>>5565519
>>5565604
>>5565772
>>5566069
You convince the troll that you would absolutely hate to go upstairs, so it rushes to block your way out by standing in front of the entrance. A summoned goat makes quick work of the contrarian monster.

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Floor 42/50
The way is blocked by a reverse medusa. If you stop looking at it, you'll turn into stone.

What do?

>>5566240
Weld it to your face of course! But wait you can’t do something like that without marrying that poor girl first.

>>5566240
Challenge the logic of the reverse medusa; surely if you stop looking at it, stones should turn into You.

This is fine, ascend the next floor of the tower accompanied by your clone army

Also carry the reverse medusa with you as a pet

>>5566240
Carry it down back to one of the floors with an anti-magic field and throw it in. Then you can safely stop looking at it because its magic will not work.

>>5566240
Without breaking eye contact, summon mahic hand to distract 'dusa and make it stop looking at you. Then we attack.
If this doesn't work, then I don't think anything can.

>>5566240
Summon small animals the medusa can turn into high quality detailed stone statues. Propose a buisness partnership with the medusa and start a garden ornament company

>>5566240
Propose to Asudem, when she puts on her wedding veil, run to the next floor

>>5566240
I mean, it says we turn to stone but clearly this thing is well removed from the OG. So it’ll probably turn a bit of us to stone. We can afford to lose a finger for magical power.

I mean.... we can look at it and kill it with a heat ray. Since not all things are stone, presumably it only turns us to stone if it is looking at us while we are not looking at it. So kill the snek. Kill it with fire (or heat rays as the case may be). For coolness factor, shoot the heat rays out of our eyes.

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>>5566524
You cast a spell to distract the reverse medusa, using the verbal component "Look, a three-headed monkey!" It doesn't work.

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>>5566621
You manufacture a number of small stone trinkets to prepare for your takeover of the garden gnome industry.

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>>5566679
You look at the reverse medusa, and it turns you rock hard.

>>5566301
>>5566307
>>5566660
As the reptilian creature doesn't have hands, you offer it your own hand in marriage, and this incredible pickup line seduces the blushing medusa thoroughly.

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>>5566384
>>5567243
The reverse medusa follows you all the way back down to floor 29, where you push it within the anti-magic field and into the lava pool.

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Floor 43/50
The way is blocked by a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater. Maybe you shouldn't have worn the lavender robes today.

What do?

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>>5568653
that is actually incredibly repulsive
>>5568654
considering the medusa didn't seem aggressive towards us, this is very sad
>>5568655
Disguise ourselves as a two-eyed, three-and-a-half horned, color-of-madness, standing, 4k, 8k, 32k, raytraced, volumetric lighting, monster devourer.

>>5568655
Explain to him that, as a beast of taste, he surely only consumes those dressed in royal (or tyrian) purple (sRGB 102, 2, 6) which is a much more reddish hue then our own lavender (sRGB 230, 230, 250)

>>5568655
>>5568760
Yeah, I’m with this anon. Besides, it’s the “purple people” eater. I’m fairly certain we’re not purple, and our robes aren’t people. Ergo, it shouldn’t be interested in us.

Man, this thing must be starving to maintain such high standards. Any chance we could summon something it could eat? I’m guessing most purple people would be larger than we could handle unless there’s a demiplane of purple people who also happen to be adorably small.

>>5568655
Strip naked of all purple
Minor Disguise self as a Tower Goblin or Reverse Medusa
Turn 180 and walk up the next set of stairs

>>5568791
We can definitely summon some roasted sea snails of the family Muricidae to explain our point about purple but those are hardly people as well.

>>5568655
Summon up some purple people meat. I know thats the boring answer but food magic is legit so versatile.

>>5568655
Disguise ourselves as a non-person again. Become as bigfoot.

>>5568655
1/Strongly resist the urge to use the protruding upward curving monster horn as a wizard hat stand

2/Contact NORAD (this is easy because you emit a purple glow and they are watching everyone all the time) urgently inform them you have spotted a suspicious unidentified flying object, you think it is probably a spy balloon used for spying by spies because
- it possesses an unusual radar cross-section
- it has wings and hovers malevolently above the ground
- it is equipped with a LARGE EYE for SPYING

3/Take cover in a nearby archway and read Seymour Hersch's unsubstantiated pipeline allegations as even though the first heatseeker missile will most likely miss, the subsequent missile will find its target (probably)

4/Loot the mangled monster corpse remains for the wings, wear the adorable wings in your hat as a decoration

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>>5568655
1/ Permit the purple eating monster to swallow you

2/ Because the monster only eats purple things, it must be VERY PURPLE on the inside, ie it absorbs all other wavelengths, reflects only purple. Inside the monster, you should use disguise self to modify the RGB alpha channel of your robes
(as this anon suggested >>5568760 )
rapidly to create a laser cavity resonator effect achieving monochromaticity PURE PURPLE POWER. Because the inside of the monster is ONLY PURPLE due to it eating only purple things, its interior acts as etalons a narrowband filter passing only restricted wavelength emission, coherent PURPLE light.

3/ Once this diode pumping effect has been achieved and a glorious columnar laser blast of PURE PURPLE POWER erupts, step out from the ruined melted eye socket of the monster

>>5568800
>Strip naked
+1

>>5568655
Disguise self as non-purple

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>>5568760
>>5568791
Tyrian purple is too rich for the OEOHFPPE. A nice balance of RGB is much more satisfying on the monster's delicate palate.

>>5568862
You summon some violet sea snail escargot, and try to argue that they count as people because they're smart enough to make their own mucus bubble flotation rafts. It doesn't work, but the OEOHFPPE admires your grasp of biology.

>>5568675
>>5568800
>>5569995
>>5570685
>>5574926
You disguise yourself as a non-purple naked monster devourer. Then you drop your disguise, because apparently the OEOHFPPE has some very, very disturbing fetishes.

>>5569464
You summon some drow chops. They're really more blue-gray than purple, though.

>>5570167
You attempt to call an F-22 to shoot down the OEOHFPPE, but they're busy celebrating their first ever air-to-air kill in 25 years.

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>>5570182
You hop inside the OEOHFPPE's mouth and disguise yourself to radiate a bright purple light. The light bounces around within the monster's spherical purple gullet, becoming more and more powerful the more purple you pump into the system, until the OEOHFPPE explodes in a flash of purple lasers. You don't actually know how lasers work, but this seems kind of plausible, maybe.

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Floor 44/50
The way is blocked by a powerfully caustic room.

The floor is spongy and has a lot of give, as though you were walking over a blanket of waterlogged moss. Sinkholes dot the area, leading into pools of acid. It'd be very easy to step in the wrong place and tumble to a caustic death.

Noxious fumes escape from holes in the walls and floor, making it harder to breathe the higher you go. While standing up straight, you can feel your eyebrows burning off.

Acid drips from the ceiling randomly. If you're not careful, a drop of acid could fall on your head and leave you with more than just a bald spot.

What do?

>>5575469
Force wall a force box and force float through (Or at least wall one below feet, one wall above head)

>>5575469
Freeze ground in front of you to solidify it. Should work on both acid pools and soft muck.

Use other forcewall to create a giant force cone to protect against drips.

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>>5575469
concur with these answers,
>>5575510
>>5575645
both pretty good, but assuming we can only conjure one force wall (?) at a time, float the force wall as a sledge at the bottom to traverse the acidic mire.

For shelter above, we require another reinforced material...

Everyone knows that the troll produces corrosive vomit and stomach juices (at least the warhammer ones) therefore the most resilient fabric known to us in this entire tower is the TROLL LOINCLOTH

We must first return to floor 41 (maybe 40) and gingerly retrieve the TROLL LOINCLOTH from its dazed former owner. Briefly glimpse at the nether regions to ascertain if the troll was actually female

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>>5575510
>>5575645
>>5575800
You backtrack and acquire the troll's loincloth, which is made of the same impenetrable material as the Hulk's stretchy underwear. (You look at the troll's genitalia, but you can't tell what gender to which they correspond... too much wriggling.) Then you walk across the frozen floor with the loincloth as the world's worst umbrella.

New thread:
>>5576095
>>5576095
>>5576095

>>5575800
Lmfao that picture