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OH SHIT NIGGA You are Agent No Name. You are a faceless Galactic Empire Operative. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels!
While the imperial navy launches a frontal assault, your mission is to sneak through the battle lines, find out where the princess is and extract her.
Aboard your customized STEALTH battleship ST-100, you command a small squad of ships, hot on the trail

Haven gained multiple allies and ships under your command, you are now preparing for the final stretch of the journey, where you jump through heavily defended rebel sectors to finally reach where the Princess is behind held: Rebel HQ

shieeeeeeeeeet
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5520980
Do something cool
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>>5520982
You did a backflip
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>>5520985
Now do something uncool (other than fuck off for a whole week)
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>>5520986
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5520991
Kill the button.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5520991
Don't press it, no matter how shiny and red the button is
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>>5521007
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5521012
Good, now press the "Get back to the plot" button
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5521012
>>5521016
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>>5521016
"Sir, we're ready to jump to the next sector and begin our assault on the rebel forces"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5521029
dew it
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5521029
Do it, make the battle scene as budget heavy as possible.
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>>5521030
Engaging warp
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5521038
Oh shit.

A warp traffic jam.
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>>5521041
Fuck
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5521044
Can you believe this shit, Joseph? We're going to be late to our own invasion at this rate due to this fucking NYC traffic bullshit.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5521044
If we honk our horn maybe people will move faster
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5521046
Good idea
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>>5521046
Your honking falls on deaf ears
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5521057
In space, no one can hear you honk...

UNLESS YOU HONK LOUDER.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5521057
Use the Ship hands to deploy the Clown Horn of Death.
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>>5521060
"No! Not the Clown Horn of Death!"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5521068
Fine, we’ll use the Clown Horn of Maiming
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5521068
FIRE!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5521072
Dare you consign all these ear drums too death?

If yess roll 1d100
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5521088
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5521088
*HONK*
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>>5521089
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5521096
Continue to our fleet destination. I hope we didn't make the enemy wait too long, that would be very rude.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5521096
Dust off the horn and fly away at a leisurely pace
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>>5521098
The enemy has waited for 100 years.
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>>5521100
Warping...
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5521110
FUCKING CHRIST

ANOTHER TRAFFIC JAM
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5521114
>>5521110
We ended up in the enemy traffic jam.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5521096
If the ship has hands does that mean the shit can jack off?
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>>5521121
oh shit
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5521138
You having a bad traffic day too?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5521138
Erm, how do you do fellow ships?

Reverse *cough* Gear *cough*
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>>5521142
"...uh....Yeah? I guess"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5521158
OH LOOK BEHIND YOU!
A THING YOU HATE!!!!

*Poof*
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5521160
Roll 1d100 to attempt this amazing tricky maneuver
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5521165
An amazing trick has been pulled off!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5521165
LOOK, PEOPLE CALLING YOUR WAIFU A SHIT!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5521165
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5521165
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>>5521173
Somehow you managed to trick the rebels to turn around and then warp out behind their backs
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5521188
Nicee. NOW ONTO THE PLOT.

HIGH BUDGET SPACE BATTLE GO.
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>>5521208
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5521214
Board the nearest enemy battleship
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5521214
Punch OP in the balls
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5521219
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5521214
GIVE THE REBELS BACK THEIR BOMB

FINISH THE FIGHT.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5521217
BATTLESTATIONS! PREPARE TO BOARD

by rolling 1d100
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5521214
Oh shit who activated the self-destruct function?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5521234
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5521234
>>5521236
No one did, we're going over.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5521234
gearing up montage go!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5521234
you're merely delaying the inevitable
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>>5521239
Chaos ensues as your crew boards the nearest rebel ship and starts wrecking shit
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5521256
GIVE THE REBELS BACK THIER BOMB.

FINISH THE FIGHT!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5521256
Sounds like a perfect time to punch OP in the balls
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5521256
Captain Sceletus goes in for a duel with the Rebel Captain
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>7 7
rigged dice
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>>5521261
"You brought claws to a gun fight?"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5521276
"Yes"
Cut his guns in half and strike a cool pose.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5521277
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5521279
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5521279
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5521279
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>>5521282
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5521291
Omae Wa, Mo Shindeiru
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5521291
"Fucking Empire and their weebshit"

and then Skeletus stabs him
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>>5521293
>>5521302
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oh fuck it's 5 AM, i gotta go sleep
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>>5521336
gn, pp
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Uh.... OP? Well what do you have to say?
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he died, like the mob captains
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OPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It's tomorrow on my end
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>>5524735
needs to be toased
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>>5524739
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5524741
Steamed Hams
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>>5524745
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5524754
So you call them 'Steamed Hams' despite the fact that these are obviously grilled by Luke?
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>>5524755
Of course, it's an, uh, regional dialect
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>>5524757
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5524758
What region?
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>>5524760
Uh-upstate Neo New York
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5524758
OP get back to the space battle or I will steam YOUR hams.

GIVE THE REBELS BACK THEIR BOMB.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5524762
Huh. We'll I'm from Neo New Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'Steamed Hams'.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5524762
Is your visor burning, OP?
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>>5524765
Oh well not in Neo New Utica. It's a Neo Neo Albany expression
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5524773
I see. (Anon and No Name enjoy their luncheon in the wrecked ship bridge)
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>>5524777
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5524780
I wonder how the battle is going.
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>>5520980
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>>5524785
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>>5524788
You okay there anon
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>>5524788
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>>5524784
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>>5524789
No :( I'm new to this board and really like it but I can't for the life of me roll the dice. I tried with "dice+1d100" and (dice+1d100) all in options field and nothing. I'm phonefagging is that the issue?
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5524793
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THEIR?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5524780
>>5524793
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5524794
Damn
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>>5524798
Yeah I know. Sucks to I really like this board. I know I'm a special boy but wtf is wrong with me not being able to roll?? Lmfao I can't have nice things.
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>>5524801
dice+1d100
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>>5524795
Uhhhh....high-budget battle?

>>5524801
Sucks, anon. Hope it gets sorted out for ya
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5524802
Let's see
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>>5524802
Bless you lad for taking pity on a raterd. Thank you thank you
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5524803
A HIGH BUDGET BATTLE?
WITH THIS TYPE OF OP?
IN THIS TYPE OF QUEST?
IN THIS PART OF THE BOARD?
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THIS THREAD?
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5524803
A high budget battle!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the quest, localized entirely within your wrecked bridge!?
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>>5524806
Yes
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5524814
May we see it?
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5524814
...May I see it...?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5524814
...may I see it?
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>>5524817
>>5524818
>>5524819
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5524821
Lynch this nigga.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5524821
HEEEELP, HEEELP, THE QUEST IS SIDETRACKED
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5524821
NO NAME, THE BRIDGE IS ON FIRE!
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>>5524824
No anon, that's just buildup
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5524828
Well, OP, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you bake a good bread
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>>5524831
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5524838
...ah, Neo-OP, I wondered when you would show up, lets get back on track shall we?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5524838
cut to Skeletus doing something cool
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>>5524841
OH SHIT WATCH OUT
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5524862
shoot him right between the eyes
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5524864
Roll 1d100 to shoot him between the eyes
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5524875
Uh oh.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5524875
Oh fuck he has no eyes!
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5524878
Well this is a terrible turn of events. He's going to shoot you.

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5524892
Now the shoe is on the other foot, our mask has no eyes either!
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>>5524894
In an incredibly embarrassing turn of events, both you and the rebel missed.

Clearly you are avid players of XCOM
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5524895
Grenades are guaranteed damage, throw one at the rebel!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5524896
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5524904
Grenade out!
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>>5524905
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5524914
Good job Agent No Name!

Now lets take control of the bridge!
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>>5524916
Of course! Captain Skeletus taking out the rebel captain commanding this ship means you only have stragglers left to deal with. Riiiiight?

Roll 1d100

80-100: Right, only shitass stragglers
30-79: The stragglers have a power armor
1-29: There's a second captain. And he has power armor
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5524932
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>>5524934
oh shit
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5524938
>Toggles sv_cheats 1 Noclip
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5524940
"FUCKER'S TRYING TO TURN CHEATS ON!"

"BLAST HIM!"

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5524948
~
tgm
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5524948
Your skeleton is mine now!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5524948
>Spawns in 70 Headcrabs.
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>>5524953
You managed to dodge their attacks!

The command console didn't. RIP
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5524956
>up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5524961
"HE'S DOING SOME WEIRD MOVEMENT SHIT, GET HIM!"

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5524966
Get on some janky ass asset and vibrate into the suit
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5524966
Use the lightning reflex perk to dodge overwatch shots
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5524966
Catch the bullets.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5524966
Just dodge lol
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5524966
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>>5524973
fuck
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5525010
Don’t tell me… the helmet took the brunt and our luscious face is exposed?!
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>>5525018
Sorry anon, but OP is too high-brow to re-use the same joke.

A third time.

Clearly.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5525029
Bullshit, you do the bread thing every time. Show the rebels agent face.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5525029
Agent No Name! NOOOOOOOOOO

Quickly, transform into your magical girl uniform and mitigate the damage!
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>>5525029
OP? High brow?
You gave a skeleton boobs you degenerate orb
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>>5525035
But anon

Look at how high this brow is
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5525038
You wouldn’t know high brow if it shot you in your agent mask with a laser gun
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5525038
Pfffft.
You call that a high brow?

THIS is a HIGH BROW.
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>>5525044
Ah but you see.

I don't wear a mask
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5525049
>Rips off OP's face.
A face is just a mask for your skeleton.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5525049
You know who else doesn’t wear a mask? The agent just now after it got shot off
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>>5525051
GASP! OLD MAN JOHNSON?
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5525056
Why are you old op
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>>5525066
Because it's near 4AM and I got work tomorrow. So g'night anon. Thread will continue...whenever it continues.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5525056
>>5525067
GASP! How horrifying!
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>>5525010
rip spess quest, OP could only railroad us for so long
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>>5525794
Luke can just clone No Name later on if he really did die.
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>>5525797
That's a hot steaming pile of anal drippings in my canon.
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>>5526884
poop
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thread 2morrow
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>>5528383
why red bitch get this image not super cool blue queen?
Posted from my Iphone
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>>5528402
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>>5528413
What about Quattro when he finds an unattended lliquor store?
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>>5528484
Quattro is banned from having art
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>>5528487
don't be mean betty
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5528413
draw quattro, you small-dicked twitter-using porn-addicted talent-not-having gulag-bound ramen-slurping ball of grease
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>>5528606
>>5528520
Quattro had his time in the sun. He's good
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Actually, this is the exact kind of art Quattro deserves
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>>5528383
my wife
>>5528413
lilly please...
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Don't talk to OP, he will come begging for our attention in no time.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5530155
what was he cooking
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>>5530158
A question for the ages, indeed
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5530161
"Boss, why is he spasming on the floor"
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>>5530167
"Well he did get hit by the power suit's energy cannon"

"So why he's still alive?"

"Probably got armor under there or something"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5530170
HE'S COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5530172
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5530182
Rebel bowling
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5530182
Everyone explodes
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>>5530185
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5530205
STRIKE
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5530205
Strike!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5530207
"FUCK YOU EMPIRE DOG!"

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5530215
ANOTHER STRIKE
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>>5530216
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5530220
GODDAMNIT HE'S GOING FOR A PERFECT 300
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5530224
"FUCK THIS! GRENADE OUT!"

ROLL 1d100

Grenade has +10 bonus
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5530227
BARREL ROLL REFLECT TO MECH
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5530227
Our evasion stats are too high!
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5530227
GO GO GADGET TENNIS RACKET

Return to sender.
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>>5530231
Flaaaashback to when you had your helmet replaced

"Hey doc, shove this PCS that adds a shitload of Dodge in"

"aight cool"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5530240
>>5530232
>>5530229
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5530243
ROLL 1D100
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5530249
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>>5530250
He's reeling! Now's your chance for a counter attack!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5530258
BOWL
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5530258
Serve!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5530258
GO GO GADGET FLAMETHROWER
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>>5530259
>BOWL
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5530268
It's made from exploding clay.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5530269
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5530271
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5530271
Kaboom time!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5530268
IT'S FILLED WITH

CRACKERS
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5530271
>explodes you cutely
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>>5530275
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5530278
Fucking XCOM, we didn't even get to roll for our evasion stat.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5530278
>>5530279
MECH LOOK OUT FOR THAT GRENADE, THAT BOWL WAS A DISTRACTION
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5530278
THE CRACKERS GOT INTO HIS SUIT AND ITS MALFUNCTIONING.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5530279
Even with the dragonscale armor you had on, taking 2 direct beam cannon shots to the chest hurts like a bitch!

Roll 1d100 to see if you can take anymore of this

-20 malus
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5530291
AAAAAAAA
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5530291
Where is the rest of the squad!?
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>>5530295
either fighting or insert plot twist here
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5530291
EYYYY LMAOOOO
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>>5530295
>>5530292
>>5530302
Roll 2d100 to see how bad it is

First roll is for picking. Second roll is the gacha:

70-100: It's pretty bad, 1 more hit like that and you're done. But you can still fight normally
40-69: It's pretty bad, 1 more hit like that and you're done. But you can still fight, although with a minus to your combat rolls
2-39: You're KO'd, chump
1: RIP
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Rolled 104 (1d200)

>>5530305
GACHA PAIN
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Rolled 79, 61 = 140 (2d100)

>>5530305
Wait wrong dice
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Rolled 44, 82 = 126 (2d100)

>>5530305
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Rolled 3, 49 = 52 (2d100)

>>5530305
Fucking space homos.
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>>5530307
BOY

If the rest of your squad, or at least just one of them, shows up right now. It'd be a HUGE help
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5530318
Where the fuck are those schmucks at? What the hell do I pay them for?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5530324
>>5530318
They're too busy doing lots for who gets to ride the power armor first.
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>>5530324
Well you see anon, while we may have been in this battle for hours. Days. Weeks, even. In-universe it's barely been minutes! Perhaps they are merely on their way towards the bridge!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5530328
That sounds like OP trying to explain away why we can only show two characters on screen at once due to budget reasons.
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>>5530329
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5530332
Anyway, GIVE THE REBELS BACK THEIR BOMB.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5530337
Roll 1d100

-20 malus
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5530349
FINISH THE FIGHT!
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>>5530352
Man. Sure hope your life don't get adapted into a TV show where you constantly take off your helmet and show off your ass cheeks
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5530358
For a brick, he flew pretty good!
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>>5530370
Boy. Sure hope the rebel power armor is down and there are no more surprises aboard this ship. Cuz you can't take another beating
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5530376
*GOSP*

THERES A PERSON COMING OUT OF THE POWER ARMOUR...
ITS...!!

...CAPTAIN AGENT NAME CLONE??!!
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>>5530383
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5530394
>To be continued...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bdORiwoLho
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>>5530397
>>5530400
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5530404
If he's our clone it means he's just as damaged as we are. That's totally how it works.
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>>5530405
"Don't be ridiculous. That's not how it works.....I mean, I am pretty damaged. But that's because you threw a bomb at me, which is unrelated"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5530410
You can't fool me, pretender! Prove that you're really a clone of me by removing your helmet!
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>>5530419
"Hah! And you can't fool me! I know all your moves! You'll just attack me while I'm busy removing my helmet!"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5530426
Nuh-uh!
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>>5530429
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5530430
Nuh-uh times one hundred!
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>>5530432
This intense battle of mental fortitude is interrupted by Luke and Joseph storming into the bridge
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5530443
Two No-Names!?! Who is the real one?
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>>5530478
"OH FUCK"

"WHO DO WE CHOP?"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5530483
I'm the real one, dinkledorks! Smash that black man!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5530483
Oh shot, uhm just ask the question that the "real" one known or just shoot randomly.
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>>5530490
"Quick! What's something only the REAL No Name would know?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhh.....I got nothing"

"Damnit"

Can Luke and Joseph figure out this conundrum?! The answer will be revealed.....later! When I wake up, cuz it's 4 AM. Nighty night anons

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5530493
The game night where his helmet assploded!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5530493
>The two Agents then play an intense game of rock paper scissors
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>>5531886
gay and evil
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5531886
Literally me
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>>5531902
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5531912
Remember what the grandpappy Anonymous about fighting your own doppleganger
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5531912
Looks like it's time to play the music
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>>5531925
"...what music?"
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>>5531929
...PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5531929
>>5531932
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5531936
"Of course! The rebel clone wouldn't stand up and salute the national anthem!"

"Probably!"

Roll 1d100 to play the anthem
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5531952
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5531952
We play it good.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5531952
COME ON
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>>5531962
Do you want to go back to the Kpop mines?
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>>5531964
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>>5531965
DO YOU!?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5531965
>>5531966
DO YOU?
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5531965
DO YOU?!
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>>5531966
>>5531967
>>5531973
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>>5531974
WELL? WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5531974
YOU DELAY SOME MORE AND YOU GO DIRECTLY TO THE BOY BAND LEVEL
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5531974
anon removes the board
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"Look! Only one of them is paying respects to the anthem!"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5531988
Lynch that black man!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5531991
>>5531988
wow that's fucking racist
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5531988
FUCK THE BLACK GUY UP
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>>5531992
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>>5531991
Anon no! You'll be cancelled!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5531997
DO IT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5531999
"GET HIM!"

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5532002
GET 'ER DONE!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5532002
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5532002
THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
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>>5532013
Ah shit
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5532014
Roll to the side so he loses his grip on your helmet!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5532014
SECRET TECHNIQUE
HELMET SPIN NO JUTSU
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5532014
Hilarious, by touching the helmet he triggered our trapcard.
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>>5532018
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5532029
Time stop where only Agent No Name can move
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5532031
Roll 1d100 to manifest never before mentioned time stopping powers

Reality has a +40 bonus against you
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5532037
ZA WARUDO
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5532037
We reject your reality and substitute our own, giving ourselves a +30 bonus in the process.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5532037
Game rules say we have +30 because you regularly break reality by inserting yourself into the story. Tough luck.
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>>5532042
You did not stop time.

But reality concedes a little bit and it's actually a thing in your nervous system that increases your reaction speed when activated so from your perspective it looks like time has stopped.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5532049
Throw some knives at him in stopped time and shout MUDA MUDA MUDA for literally no reason at all.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5532049
We activated our dormant Sandevistan, nice. Now beat the shit out of our clone.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5532049
Throw knives AND beat the shit out of him!
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>>5532051
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5532073
"Fuck you, OP"
"Who the fuck is OP?"
"A ligma ball."
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5532073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiNvznVKRSA
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>>5532087
"I know all your moves, No Name"
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>>5532133
Joseph hits him with an axe.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5532142
Roll 01d100
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5532146
gay.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5532146
Joseph is literally the quest MVP at this point.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5532146
Ouchie!
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>>5532153
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>>5532156
Unmask this man before he dies
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5532159
CAN YE MAKE IT IN TIME?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5532168
yes.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5532168
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>>5532169
MY GOD
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5532176
Its...ME!?
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>>5532178
"Of course it's you. That's literally your clone"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5532183
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5532183
NO, IT'S NOT TRUE! IT CANNAE BE!
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>>5532186
"Couldn't help yourself, huh"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5532192
Truth be told I am completely shocked, I never even took my own mask off, seeing my face without it feels weird, do I really have a nose like that?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5532192
It had to be done.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5532192
Does anyone else hear that beeping sound?
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>>5532193
"Yes. What's wrong with it? I think it's a fine nose"
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>>5532205
This is getting homoerotic.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5532205
It didn't feel like it...*snap*
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>>5532211
"...what was that snapping sound?"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5532221
My nasal bone.
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>>5532231
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5532244
Nah it was just me taking a picture of my face, I think we're done here
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5532244
My nasal bone. My nose is transforming into something less cringe.
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>>5532262
And with that, this battleship is taken.

And OP can go to sleep. Thread continues...whenever. Toodles

Updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5532275
gn ball man
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>>5532275
If OP is a ball then does that mean they poop in cubes?
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>>5534491
Found the rabbit.
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We fuck a robot yet?
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>>5534665
No sex robots allowed on Imperial Military ships due to the incident 10 years ago.
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>>5534778
No wonder Weeb freed himself from the shackles of imperial retardation.
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WHERE'S THE QUEST OP
>>
Bread now or I spraypaint your house with shotasniffer porn after I skin your morher
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OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
CROOKED OP flakes out on beloved /qst/ thread once again. Sad!
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fuck, i overslept
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>>5538582
Today on Spess Quest: Real Kangaroo hours edition...
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And now. Spess Qust Fanservice
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5538598
kill it
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>>5538598
>Fanservice
>Doesn't remove helmet
What a tease.
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>>5538600
>>5538602
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5538606
Of course back the face reveal of the totally not a clone of you because he has raidenface
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>>5538609
Pardon?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5538615
FACE REVEAL
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>>5538616
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5538615
OP goes back to sleep so he can run the quest during a more sensible time.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5538606
Inspire your crew to greater acts of heroism by mandating this new uniform you designed.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5538620
Your clone's face, of course
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>>5538626
Yes. What about it
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5538627
Now they'll see your face on him
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>>5538627
His Captain's license is up for renewal and needs to provide a new mugshot. Else the space DMV will call the space cops on you.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5538627
Stop worrying about faces and board more ships
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>>5538634
"Indeed, there are still rebels to take down"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5538640
We will steal more rebel hardware! Joseph, take some skeletons and make sure the ship is secure and see if that Power Armor can be salvaged! The rest of us are moving on.
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>>5538642
Leaving this ship to Joseph, you and the rest of the squad heads for the next command ship! Another Super Captain awaits!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5538647
Hopefully they don't decide to cheat and put multiple super captains in at once to beat the shit out of you
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>>5538648
Yeah but who'd do such a thing
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5538650
Proceed to them doing exactly that
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5538650
Due to budget concerns one is available to battle right now.
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>>5538654
Don't be ridiculous.

Anyway there's the big command ship
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5538660
Weird...the bay is open and there's no defenses.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5538660
It's only got guns on top like a yucky ocean ship. Board them from below their firing arc.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5538660
Skillfully land our craft directly into the bridge like so
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>>5538679
Intensify forward firepower!
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5538679
Roll 1d100 to skillfully land our craft into the bridge
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5538687
Make sure to scream, screaming helps with landing.
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>>5538697
Luke's feeling a bit nostalgic. You remind him of his other sister
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5538706
Now why would we have that effect on him?
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>>5538707
"Well you see.....she too liked to "skillfully land" vehicles."
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5538710
Sounds like you have an excellent family, Luke.
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>>5538710
Shock absorbers were invented for a reason. Why disappoint those poor, overworked engineers by NOT pushing them to their limits?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5538710
"SHE KEPT WRECKING ALL THE SHIPS"
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>>5538711
"Thanks"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5538717
Once more unto the breach, my friends!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5538717
now bring out those sausages
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5538717
HERE I COME YOU...wow, that's a lot of clones...
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>>5538722
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5538725
Weird, these are all mannequins.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5538725
Good thing we found their killphrase under the first clone's helmet
*BLATANT REFERENCE*
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5538725
>>5538728
it's just quattro
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>>5538728
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5538743
"Ur mom lol"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5538743
mystery option we need to pass skill check for
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5538743
I NEED SCISSORS
61
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5538745
Roll 1d100

Skill Check has +30 diff bonus
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5538747
Complete failure.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5538747
Open the command console to circumvent the rigging
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5538748
You tried to say the Killphrase, but ended up stuttering like an awkward dumbass instead/

So the clones start shooting at you.

ROLL 1d100
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5538753
wow
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5538753
Reload save back to the speechcheck
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>>5538753
Bust a move.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5538760
or a hip, I guess.
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>>5538754
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5538767
OI
>>5538761
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>>5538768
Sssshhhh, let the dead rest
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5538774
THEY INSULTED SHOTASNIFFER
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5538760
>>5538761
>>5538774
MC No-name proclaims that those closes can't touch this.
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Anyway, time is rewound
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5538781
Can't touch this.
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>>5538784
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5538787
Dancing until you get attacked by the 4 captains
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>>5538791
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5538800
"GET HIM"
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>>5538801
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5538808
Want a drink, boss?
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>>5538810
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5538815
HOW? AND WHERE IS THE WEEB?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5538816
Roll 1d100 for the weeb
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5538819
Experiencing a swirly
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5538819
Weeb Returns wearing a pair of sunglasses and assuming the name of Uno Fajita
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>>5538822
QUATTRO WE KNOW IT'S YOU STEALING HIS CLOTHES DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL
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>>5538822
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5538824
"nice urine hair"
"must have taken in too much toilet water"
"s-shut up"
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>>5538825
"That aside, gotta kill you now."

"No hard feelings, b0ss"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5538832
"HOLD IT, FELLOW KNIGHTS, THE MAN DESERVES A DUEL-"
"Oh, here we go, Gustave's on a larp again."
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>>5538834
"You know it's more practical to ju--"

"HALT! AGENT NO NAME! WE SHALL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO LOSE HONORABLY! SEND YOURSELF OR YOUR STRONGEST CHAMPION TO FACE ME IN GLORIOUS 1 V 1 COMBAT! THAT SHALL DECIDE THE FATE OF THIS BATTTLLLEEEEE"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5538838
"Alright time out, everyone. I know you're working for the Princess."
"Wait, Lilly, you're with them?"
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>>5538842
"Well, no, just that I got the jist of their pl--"

"QUIET! YOU ARE CLEARLY DELIRIOUS FROM ALL THE SPACE TRAVELLING"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5538838
IT'S TIME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE NO NAME CONSEQUENCES!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5538845
"TWINKLE STOP FLIRTING"
"COME ON, LILLY'S ROCKING THAT OUTFIT, EVEN THE PRINCESS HERSELF SAID SHE LOOKED PRETTY."
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5538854
"Errr Gustave?"
"WHAT???"
"The clones...are aiming at us."
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5538854
No Name's Misogyny procs and he german suplexes Lilly as the first duel opponent
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>>5538858
"Get on with the duel"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5538866
>>5538865
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5538866
OH FUCK THEY'RE FIRING AT THE GROUP
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5538867
Roll
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5538873
Suplex to a crowd of booos
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5538873
Hoo-ah
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>>5538876
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5538884
I WIN YES..why is everyone backing away from me
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5538884
She's stunned so we gotta maximize our damage
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5538887
ROLL 1d100
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5538889
DEW IT
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5538889
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5538889
SLAP
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>>5538890
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5538902
WATCH OUT FOR HER RAPIER NONAME
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5538902
Parry this you filthy casual.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5538903
BEAM RAPIER!

ROLL 1D100
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5538906
Noisy cricket.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5538906
PARRY THIS BITCH
USE GUN
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>>5538908
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>>5538908
HALTED HER ADVANCE!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5538922
NOW SHOW HER YOUR "FAKE" FACE TO DISTRACT HER INTO THINKING THAT YOU'RE A WOMAN TO MAKE AN OPENING FOR AN ATTACK
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5538922
Deploy wrist rockets, just like the simulations.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5538926
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5538928
Pa-pow!
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5538928
ROLLING
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5538928
Turns out you don't have wrist rockets so you just look like a dunce.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5538928
The double whammy.
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>>5538932
>>5538926
The dual 97s. Justice be done.
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>>5538932
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>>5538940
CRITICAL HIT?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5538940
WILL IT HIT
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5538940
I see I'm just in time for beating women with guns!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5538942
"IT'S FINE TWINKLE! YOU STILL HAVE HP LEFT!"

"SHOOT HIM BACK!"

OH SHIT SHE PULLS OUT HER OWN GUN!

ROLL 1D100
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5538946
MIRROR IMAGE TECHNIQUE
GOOOOOOOO
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>>5538947
ah shit
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5538949
ACTIVATE RETURN FIRE AND SHOOT BACK
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5538951
ROLL IT
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5538954
Send OP to the Kpop fields for being an uppity rigger
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5538954
Bone dragon ex machina?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5538955
OH SHIT SHE'S TOO FAST!

ROLL 1d100!
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5538958
H-HAYAI
REVEAL YOUR UNDERCOAT SWORD
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5538958
Red goes faster.
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>>5538959
"Ouch"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5538965
ow my kidneys
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5538965
At this point it's less of a dual and more of Twinkle trying to kick No Name in the balls
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5538967
>>5538968
Roll 1d100 to not get stomped in the balls
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5538971
what balls?
>>5538924
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>>5538972
".....What's a cutie like you doing all the way out here?"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5538980
lewd
now play badminton
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5538980
Bite her thumb and inject her with your venom tooth.
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>>5538981
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5538992
Now drink tea with her, do the whole Lilly school thing THEN spring the trap on her.
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>>5538994
>69
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5538997
Continue until both spring the trap on the other party
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>>5539001
"....You know....I'm beginning to think there's no plan. And both are just massive perverts"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5539014
"They do notice that the clones are still aiming at us, right?"
"Almost as if someone wanted to dispose of everyone here."
>>
>>5539014
I think Luke may be onto something
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5539022
>>5539014
wrong dice wording in options
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>>5539017
"So what now?"

"Clearly our glorious operative....preoccupied"

A. Let's keep up the charade for a bit, have Luke/Lilly/Dragon Witch step up next and challenge whoever
B. Luke steps up and challenge all the remaining rebel captains to a handicap match so Lilly and Dragon Witch can work out a plan in the mean time
C. "Fuck it" Luke starts cutting up the Clones
D. "Bone Kingdom 4ever" Luke and Lilly cut the clones. And the rebel captains. And the ship in half.
E. [write-in]
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5539025
E
Summon Quattro
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5539025
A.
Clearly this duel is a stalemate.
Call in the seconds!
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5539029
>>5539025
Weeb gets thrown in
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>>5539029
Alright.

Who's Next?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5539031
do a straw lottery
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5539031
"LUKE VON LOLISNIFFER, YOU WILL BE A FINE-"
"Shut up I'm choosing the Weeb."
"What."
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5539031
Send in your edgiest Captain and we shall see who cuts whom.
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>>5539033
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5539041
Knuckle sandwich time.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5539041
"PLEASE, NOT HIM, MAKE ME FIGHT A WEAK GIRL INSTEAD."
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>>5539047
"See, I'm not done with him yet"

"BUT LUKE! SURELY THE GLORIOUS FIELD OF BATTLE DEMANDS WE, THE RESPECTIVELY STRONGEST FIGHTERS, CLASH IN HONORABLE COMBAT!"

"What? You afraid of getting beat by a girl instead?"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5539050
"Also, I'm not the strongest, she is."
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5539050
Honorable, schmonorable. This is about putting a beating down where its needed.
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>>5539053
" 'scuse me?"

"You heard me"

"Awwww, Luuuuuke"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5539063
"HA, HE MUST BE LYING, LILLY IS A FRAIL CREATURE WHO NEEDS TO COOK FOR EVERY-"
Lilly slaps Weeb to the ground.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5539063
get a room
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>>5539065
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5539090
Luke proceeds to beat the shit out of Weeb while Lilly tries to convince Gustave to drop it and help them get to the Princess
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>>5539095
"WAIT WAIT WAIT W--"

"So......wanna co-operate now?"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5539105
"Look, the plan's already ruined, those clones clearly want to kill us all and I don't think THAT was part of the Princess's plan for a rescue party to save her."
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>>5539110
"AAAAAAAAAA-----"

"See, somebody clearly fucked up with the cloning. So now the Clone Names have deviated from the programming. So how about we at least work to get rid of them, then we can return to the regular knight in shining armor mumbo jumbo, eh?"

"....then what's with the weeb violence?"

"Oh, that's all part of the plan, see. His screams would mask this discussion between us"

"Really?"

"...yes, totally"
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5539113
"Also I told you that dog can't be trusted."
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>>5539114
"Bandit? But look at him!"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5539116
What is he doing with that gun then?
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>>5539118
"What do you mean? His name's Bandit, of course he has a gun"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5539122
WATCH OUT
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>>5539123
yeehew *woof*
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5539123
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5539132
YEE HAW THE BETRAYAL IS ON
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5539132
Oh no
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>>5539133
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5539139
"MASTER BANDIT HAS GIVEN US THE SIGNAL, ATTACK THE REBELS AND THE RESCUE PARTY"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5539139
Well that's that...Bandit, what are you doing? DON'T SHOOT ME I'M ON YOUR SIDE
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5539139
he never betrayed anyone
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5539144
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5539160
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5539160
It's the H.O.U.N.D Signal!
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>>5539163
"Duel's over"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5539169
Special Undercover Agent G.O.O.D.B.O.Y, reporting for duty Agent!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5539169
Fortunately, after building up a meaningful relationship, and growing closer and closer to each as human beings, No Name manages to crush Lilly's fragile homosexuality at the apex of a romantic evening, sending her into a mental breakdown and collapse. Making No Name the victor.
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>>5539173
"Guys! I did it! I pretended to be a lesbian until I won!"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5539192
Look at the Lilly's utterly annihilated morale
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5539192
male part of party looks a bit disappointed
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>>5539194
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5539203
Now No Name can psychically link with the clones and turn them to our side
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>>5539205
"you can do that?"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5539208
Wear the helmet.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5539208
Maybe, let me put on the helmet first, I feel naked without it
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>>5539211
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5539216
I get the feeling No-Name wasn't a lesbian from the begining and that the character has been changed to appeal to a vocal minority of the community. Because of this blatant disregard of the fanbase in favor of fringe elements I'm going to have to give 'Spess Quest Thing' a 3/10 in my review.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5539216
Right, now lets try the whole clone control thing
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5539219
Roll 1d100

The clones have +20 mental resistance
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>>5539222
*Newtype noises*
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5539224
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5539222
Hmmm.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>5539222
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5539229
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5539222
Wyoyoyoyo
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5539235
"Wololo"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5539235
I might be wearing the wrong helmet.
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>>5539236
"...cool."

That was a lie. You can tell. He doesn't think it's cool at all.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5539240
How can we continue living when Luke thinks we're lame?
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>>5539242
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5539256
5. Sometimes you just have to take the L and move on, that's how you grow as a person.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5539263
Roll 1d100 to move on
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5539267
We will move on.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5539267
Move along
Move along
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>>5539270
That's right. So what if you're not cool. I'm sure he appreciates you in other ways.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5539271
We did help him save his sister so he's probably grateful. That's just the type of person he is.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5539271
Use the helmet scanner to see what Luke thinks of us
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>>5539272
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5539281
Now deal with that traitorous dog (heh) Bandit and blast him into a nearby star
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>>5539283
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5539288
Kill em
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5539288
Gustaf kills Bandit.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5539294
OH SHIT WATCHOUT
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5539306
Just shoot first
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>>5539314
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5539318
The dog has ben La Cucaracha'd.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5539318
Now there will be an eternal internet argument as the footage here will soon be edited to show Agent No Name lazily dodging a horrible shoot from Bandit before blasting him in return
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>>5539320
This would eventually lead to the Second Rebellion. BUt that's a story for another time
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5539363
No Name attends his own funeral and says the line (J.C.)
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>>5539329
>>5539363
clearly we need to show noname's face again to bring back in the viewers
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>>5539365
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5539370
AGENT NO NAME, A BOMB!
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>>5539372
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5539375
BOOM
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>>5539378
You don't know how he did it

But you blame the dog
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5539383
Clearly the clones were all rigged to blow up
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>>5539384
"THE DOG RIGGED THE CLONES TO EXPLODE!"

"YOU! WE'LL SETTLE THIS LATER. FOR NOW LET'S JUST ESCAPE THIS SHIP. DEAL?"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5539389
THAT'S A DEAL
NOW LET'S GTFO
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5539389
No
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>>5539391
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5539400
Time to wrap to the next sector.
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>>5539402
With this debacle over. Time to head to the next heavily defended rebel sector on our way straight to Rebel HQ
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5539407
can we level up agent no name?
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>>5539408
Dare you open the mysterious mystery box
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5539410
open it
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>>5539411
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5539415
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
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>>5539417
My god...it's...

A. +20 Bonus
B. A special move
C. Something completely inconsquential
D. New coat
E. Genuflect
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5539421
B. SPECIAL MOVE
Shining Finger
>>
Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>5539421
Diceroll.
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5539421
>A. +20 Bonus
But only when we perform a special move or something completely inconsequential.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5539421
A
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5539424
>>5539421
The dice hath spoken, it's something completely inconsquential.
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>>5539425
Bah gawd, could it be?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5539428
holy shit a +20 bonus look at that
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5539428
It truly is a level up of all time.
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>>5539431
Power....Overwhelming!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5539432
LEVEL UP A SECOND TIME
TO SUPER NO NAME II
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5539434
CAN YOU PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT?
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Rolled 71 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5539442
USE THE +20 BONUS NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5539442
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Rolled 15 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5539442
WE'RE DOING IT!
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>>5539445
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5539453
KEEP SCREAMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5539453
Fall over due to level up exhaustion.
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>>5539454
No Name no! If you scream too hard you'll start hallucinating!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5539459
THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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>>5539461
YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE SEEN THINGS WE WERE NOT MEANT TO SEE!

Quattro looking somewhat presentable
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5539463
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HE ACTUALLY LOOKS COOL
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5539463
It's beautiful! The true ending to Skeleton Island!
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>>5539466
>>5539467
This accursed prospect. Of Quattro actually being cool. It's too much for your mortal brain.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5539469
it could always be Marian looking cool
did we break the barrier to NO NAME II or not?
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>>5539472
Oh yeah sure.

Just pick whatever from the previous level selection except for the +20 bonus
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5539474
>>5539423
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>>5539479
What's this? Could it be? Does your hand glow with an awesome power?
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5539486
Try it the Shining Finger Gun skill.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5539486
WAIT IT'S TURNING US INTO A SCHIZO
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5539486
POW haha
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>>5539492
It's burning grip tells you to murderize all the rebels! Shining Finger Gun
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5539500
Sweet. Sector choosing time now.
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>>5539508
THe illusion of choice
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5539514
We truly live in a society.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5539514
Enlightened central sector
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5539514
straight through the middle
cause why the hell not
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>>5539518
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5539526
Joker pose on the stairs
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>>5539528
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5539541
our schizo level is increasing by the moment
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5539541
Hallucinate we have a bf who laughs at our jokes
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5539541
Somersault down the stairs
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>>5539549
"Haha No Name, you're so funny. And definitely not lame"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5539562
"We're 100% black"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5539562
It's a tulpa of Luke.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5539562
Camera pans to Luke and Lily sitting in complete silence.
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>>5539566
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5539567
After what happened they're not even sure you're a guy.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5539567
Tell a racist joke that catches Luke off-guard
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>>5539570
"I can be whatever you want bby"

"what the hell are you doing"
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>>5539578
47 > 27
Alas, op is a faggot.
Kiss him.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5539578
How did this happen.
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>>5539583
"How did what happen?"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5539584
Idk but we should like, get on live TV
Like now
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5539584
Sorry, I've had retarded anons at the steering wheel for a while. Let us make the jump towards the last zone.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5539584
Just get into the next rebel hq.
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>>5539590
Arright. Roll 2d100. First roll is for pickings. Second roll is what the sector holds:

80-100: The Rebel captains return for a proper rematch, undisturbed by Clone Names
60-79: Just a regular ol' rebel blockade
30-59: Same thing as above, but they bring out the mechs
2-29: The super rebel mecha!
1: oh shit
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Rolled 7, 39 = 46 (2d100)

>>5539595
oh shit
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Rolled 30, 25 = 55 (2d100)

>>5539595
Spin
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5539595
wee
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Rolled 2, 68 = 70 (2d100)

>>5539595
Hey, didn't we pick out our own mech at some point? What happened to that?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5539599
Whoops
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>>5539598
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5539605
Good thing we have our own mech! Schedule a mech fight in that convenient Mech Arena down on Planet Ballsus, which just so happens to be right next to us.
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>>5539609
And you even assigned Luke and Joseph to pilot said mech. Hope they finished reading the manual.

And the Rebel Pilot(s) accepted your challenge! Now who would they be?

A. The rebel captains from before
B. Eh some randos
C. [this space for rent]
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5539605
Just cut the break pipes on their mech and it will run into outer space
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5539616
C: One of them clones
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5539616
C. OP
The archvillain rollin in his Omnidroid
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5539616
The Mobs
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>>5539619
Now that's just silly
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5539625
>>5539618
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5539625
It's actually Opee, fighting to return Lilly to the Space Princess so they can finally be lesbian together.
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>>5539626
DUN DUN
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5539634
OP in the Shell
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>>5539638
There is no such thing
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5539643
Let them do the mech battle while you deal with the next rebel hq
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>>5539645
And that'd be....Next Time. Whenever that is. It's been 19 hours. Gotta pass out now
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5539643
Clearly, you're just stalling to finish up the detailed drawing of your supercool custom donut steel mecha, OP
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>>5539649
hah
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fuck you OP you gave me space AIDS again
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>>5540722
Aint my fault
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>>5541196
Nobody else had space AIDS except for you, OP. You must be put down.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5541196
THREAD
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>>5541515
The Quatt
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5541519
Just use some space margaritas as a bait for a box trap and we're done
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5541519
combining the worst of weeb knight and quattro
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>>5541523
What a terrible vision
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5541529
Now >>5539645 as you infiltrate the rebel HQ which is full of dead rebels
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>>5541532
And leave Luke and Joseph alone with your mech? While they go to the Budget Dimension?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5541537
OP going to send them to budget dimension anyway
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5541537
Good point, take them with us
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>>5541541
That's besides the point
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5541544
Fine lets take them with us, and the mech
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>>5541547
But what about The Challenge⟨™⟩
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5541548
The challenge will be us not turning rebel leader into mincemeat
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>>5541549
But No Name, you're the one who challenged the Rebel Super Mecha into a duel in the first place
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5541552
If clones are like us, they're dirty cheaters
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>>5541555
Yeah that makes sense. You could almost see the clone leaving the arena to ambush you over at the rebel HQ instead
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5541557
Also, expect more mechs, best to have a group engage the front as a distraction while the others go the the HQ to disable or steal mechs
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5541562
"C'mon now. Surely you wouldn't think I'd cheat like that. Would you?"

"...."

"...."


Roll 1d100

+20 bonus
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5541567
*cough*
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5541567
"Hey 236781, what's the hold-up."
"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO TRICK THEM."
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>>5541570
>>5541571
As you sneakily warp away from the agreed duel location to head for rebel HQ.

You find Clone Name's ship, sneakily warping away from the agreed duel location, heading for rebel HQ
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5541574
Can we punch it and make them be lost in the warp space?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5541576
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5541579
*bonk*
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5541579
Ship hands deploy
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>>5541582
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5541574
>>5541584
TO THE REBEL HQ which is full of dead rebels
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>>5541590
"Why would it be full of dead rebels?"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5541593
Because I killed them!
IN THE FUTURE!
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5541593
It isn't, we have to drag out this quest for another thread to finish the star wars reference.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5541593
Civil war, remember that Bandit betrayed the knight group and had the clones attack them, this would be their way to clean shop.
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>>5541594
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5541598
>>5541596
It's an Attack of the Clones
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5541598
Youuuu will be toooo!
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>>5541600
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5541604
Truthfully it's because right now the clones are executing order 66 on the rebels
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>>5541606
My god
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5541614
The Rebels are winning though.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5541614
So how do we get in
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>>5541615
Mama mia!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5541624
They explode and swarm the rebels
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5541624
We better link up with the clone army and launch a counter offensive.
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>>5541629
Dios mio!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5541629
Unload the skeleton hordes! We push for the main rebel base to resuce the Princess!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5541634
And then shoot at clones as >>5541635
BACKSTAB EVERYONE
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5541634
Whose side are the clones on, anyways?
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>>5541638
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5541643
Oh look it's the knights
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5541643
No face shoots the screen so he can unleash his secret Shining Finger Gun Technique.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5541646
Roll 1d100

+20 bonus
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5541649
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5541649
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5541649
Bangb ang bang!
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>>5541652
And so you took out a bunch of clones AND rebels
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5541658
>>5541644
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5541658
A bunch doesn't sound like we got everyone. Go full auto.
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>>5541659
"YOU! NO NAME AND COMPATRIOTS! LET US RESUME OUR HONORABLE DUEL, NOW THAT THE DISTRACTIONS ARE TAKEN CARE OF!"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5541667
LOOK, THE PRINCESS IS IN DANGER, IF WE DON'T GET TO HER, THEN BANDIT WILL
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5541667
LOOK! ALCOHOL!
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>>5541668
"Bro you fucking shot Bandit in the head"

"That dog's dead, man"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5541667
Don't bring a monoscythe to a gunfight, old man.
No Name pulls out his backup gun and fires at Gustaf from the hip.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5541671
Then who's controlling the clones?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5541671
>>5541672
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>>5541673
"I mean, the mutt activated the killswitch inside the clones. Not like they need an actual master behind them"

"....right?"

"Yeah...right"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5541676
>>5541670
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5541676
Clones go rogue and attack the Mob
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>>5541677
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5541681
"Gustaf, buddy, If you let us take the princess, we'll arrange a duel with one of the most powerful people in the universe. He's always looking for more challengers." - Lilly
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5541681
AHEM >>5541679
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>>5541682
"Damn, who? That sounds pretty sick. But you know we got a whole thing planned. Supposed to find out who's worthy enough to take her back, y'know, all that jaz----I MEAN, AHEM. DON'T TRY YOUR TRICKS ON ME"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5541687
Try a trick on him.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5541687
Wait you mean all this time the person responsible for kidnapping the princess was the princess herself?
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>>5541689
"I dunno whatchu talkin about"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5541691
>>5541688
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5541691
Shoot him from the hip.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5541691
Talk about a rebellious phase, huh
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>>5541692
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5541697
"WHAT SORCERY IS THIS"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5541697
Hmmm.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5541697
He fears magic
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Rolled 123 (1d200)

>>5541697
op you faggot why are you filtering my rolls?
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>>5541704
This entire quest is predrawn and we are all payed actors
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>>5541706
*paying actors
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>>5541698


>>5541706
>>5541708
haha funny joke, anons. that's definitely not true haha
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5541710
shoot him
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5541711
Shoot his scythe
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5541711
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5541725
Gustaf wins.
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>>5541726
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>>5541725
No. I don't think I will.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5541731
Hey didn't I bring back up with me just in case?
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5541732
CHALLANGE HIM TO A CHILDRENS CARD GAME
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5541739
I'm not OP, but... sure. Roll 1d100 to beat Gustaf in this minigame.
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>>5541735
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5541742
You are way in over your head, knight boy and your back up has passed out after drinking the cellar dry
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5541741
I SUMMON TIME WIZARD

AND ACTIVATE HIS SPECIAL EFFECT
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>>5541746
"....sooooo......what now?"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5541756
Video games.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5541756
Gustaf wins.
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>>5541747
Wizard activates gravity gun and puts Gustaf in the trash where he belongs. You win.
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>>5541759
"Then would you perhaps...care for a go on the Skullstation X?"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5541772
Perhaps.
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>>5541774
"Or would you prefer to have it violently smashed into your face?"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5541777
Seems unecessary, especially since you can only get more Skullstations from scalpers for 10 times the retail price.
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>>5541777
"...I'm wearing a helmet."
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>>5541780
"As far as you rebels know"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5541783
Lets play Halo 69
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>>5541797
...

"YO WHAT THE FUCK I HAD HIM. THAT'S BULLSHIT"

"scrub"
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>>5541800
Gustaf performs Mortal Kombat on Luke's face.
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>>5541801
And so Gustaf attempted to beat Luke at Mortal Kombat.

He also failed and got called a scrub a second time
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5541804
Gustaf goes berserk and decks Luke in the face.
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>>5541806
In a way. Gustaf finally got that 1v1 he wanted. And I guess, that's a happy ending for somebody.

Not for OP tho. Cuz OP gotta go now. Thread continues in iunno. A day or something.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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What the lilly doing?
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>>5541814
stuff
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>>5541819
Incest confirmed.
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>>5541819
I'm stuff.
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>>5541852
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>>5541820
Quattro pls
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>>5541892
Why do you want an incestuous relationship with quattro, anon?
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>>5541808
A wild dindu appears and steal's OP's bicycle
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>>5541955
But anon, OP will be late to gulag if someone takes his gaycycle!
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>>5541830
OP gave us this to escape
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>>5544787
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5544793
Loading screen time!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5544793
Look a vtuber
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>>5544797
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5544805
Oh, it's dead. Time for black loading screen with characteristic smoke.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5544805
back to luke and gustave fighting about games
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5544805
Time to pull OP out of his grave by force!
DIBS ON THE LEGS!
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>>5544810
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5544818
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5544818
NOOOO
>>5544815
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5544818
Clone Name gets shot with an arrow and doesn't even flinch.
Unironically brings me back to 2011.
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>>5544824
Must have been the wind
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5544827
Stop right there, criminal scum!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5544827
Steal his Atomic Heart (he dies instantly)
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5544827
>Pulls you into nerd realm made of books.
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>>5544830
Bravo Todd
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5544834
>>5544815
Or whether Skyrim or Morrowind was better
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5544834
NOW GIVE THE REBELS BACK THEIR BOMB.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5544834
No Name gets hit by Luke (he was sent flying by Gustaf's christian martial arts)
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>>5544837
Blessed be the warrior of the Lord
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>>5544837
"My apologies. It seems he now has the power of god on his side"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5544840
THE POWER OF GOD CHOSE ME TO CALL YOUR GAME SHITTY
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5544840
Weeb shows up to counter Gustaf's power of God with power of God AND Anime.
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>>5544842
"Oh. Good to know that God has chosen his BIGGEST SCRUB"

*incoherent yelling*
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5544851
>>5544844
"I think Arcana Heart is the best fighting game series of all time."
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5544852
W-Weeb? Why is your hair glowing yellow?
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5544851
Watching Luke going to pound town on Gustaf must be getting Lilly all worked up
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>>5544852
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5544856
Weeb beats the shit out of them both by channeling the power of God and Anime through his body.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5544856
The weeb gets caught in the fight between Gustaf and Luke and fucking dies.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5544856
>>5544858
Again
>>5544857
Weeb's last thoughts as Gustaf and Luke use him as a punching bag
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>>5544860
>>
:/
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5544861
Go off and fight the Mobs as Luke and Gustaf duke it out
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5544861
Anyway, so Gustaf started holy blastin'
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5544861
Sneak to princess room
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5544861
Gustaf pulls out a comically huge cross and hits Luke so hard he goes through the outer hull of the ship.
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>>5544866
Indeed. Perhaps it is time you do something more productive while the rebels are distracted
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5544869
do it
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>>5544869
>>5544866
No Name finds a mirror. He was the princess all along.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5544869
You aren't getting out of drawing action scenes this easily OP!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5544871
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>>5544870
And so No Name sneaks away, providing OP another opportunity to cheap out on fight scenes
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5544876
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
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>>5544877
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5544881
Just a box...
The mobs use it as a table to play card games
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5544881
"Oh wow, my legs are like, super tired. I'm just gonna sit on this convenient box for a minute or two.
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>>5544882
"...So, I place my Quattro into defense position"

"Yeah well. Uno"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5544886
They pass out in few minutes because its a "take a shot when you lose" kind of game
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5544886
Stealthily twist and turn to make it look like they're cheating
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5544886
I PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
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>>5544888
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5544894
Move out
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5544894
Tie their shoelaces together.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5544894
Oh no! They're weighing down the box too much to sneakily scuttle away!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5544894
Sneak away, sneakily.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5544894
stealthily sneak out of the box through some ninja power
>>5544896
also this
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>>5544897
Oh what a terrible and totally unexpected turn of events! How ever will you get out of this one now?
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5544908
>>5544901
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5544910
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5544908
Fart really fucking loudly. Listen to their mutual accusations.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5544915
>>5544916
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>>5544919
Anon is accused of being a fart fetishist
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5544928
Sneak by the fart fetishist and the mob knights to the princess.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5544928
Sneak away while Mob are accusing anon
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5544928
Anon points at OP and says that he's a Lilly incest fetishist loudly enough for Luke to overhear
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>>5544934
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5544952
EYYYYY LMAOO
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>>5544954
EYYYYYYYY
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>>5544954
What an inopportune time to call you
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5544966
Damn eyy callers.
Proceed
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5544966
Tell them you don't need spaceship insurance and hand up
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>>5544967
Hearing you telling him to proceed, the ayy proceeds to tell you his sales pitch on spaceship insurance
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5544975
Suddenly alien salesmen crash inside, this is a crash sale! Everything is 75% off!
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>>5544977
He unfortunately also died in the the crash. But it's the thought that counts
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5544981
Press F to pay respects
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5544981
When we are done here we should get the dead eyy to the science boys
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5544981
>mobs take notice of no name and eyy lamaooo
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>>5544982
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5544991
Continue ahead
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5544991
>mobs take notice of no name and eyy lamaooo
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>>5545006
Oh noes! A cliffhanger! That will be resolved next time!

Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5545024
What will No-name do against the mob? They can... they can... what does the mob do besides get drunk again?
>>
WILL NO NAME AND EYYYY TEAM UP TO FIGHT MOB???????
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>>5545399
EYY is dead LMAO
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>>5545024
use your jedi mind trick on them
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>>5545024
Today is day
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Do not trust OP, for he is both fake and gay.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5550739
Bratwurst
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>>5550743
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5550745
We don't have time for sausage, we're about to hit the image limit!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5550745
Mob notice No Name is in cahoots with Ayy Lmao and yell at him to stop right there, criminal scum!
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>>5550747
>>5550752
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5550755
The mob is too drunk to stop No Name from escaping.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5550755
Throw the Ayy Lmao corpse at them, yelling that its blood is very intoxicating 0vnpt
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5550756
"Us? Too drunk?! Impossinble!"

roll 1d100
+20 bonus
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5550764
He was talking to the wall
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5550764
They're done.
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>>5550766
Truly they are one of the knights of all time
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5550775
Open the door
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5550775
But the alcohol runs out and the Mobs are getting sober by the second. And it makes them angry!
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>>5550778
GASP!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5550784
He thrashes the wall in a fury
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5550784
Panic mode, for Mods that is as they desperately search for alcohol
Meanwhile No Name has left the room, leaving them to their sober fate near the dead Ayyy Lmao
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>>5550784
Mobs apprehend No Name and dead Lmao.
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>>5550785
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5550791
Mobs realize the wall couldn't have taken the alco. They do 180 and go for No Name, requiring an explanation.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5550791
>>5550786
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>>5550793
[unintelligible wails of anguish]
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5550797
>The door slams shut
No name just walked inside a boss room
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5550797
>>5550798
of cours
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>>5550800
Oh shit
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5550803
It's the >>5547844
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5550803
>>5550806
HOO
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>>5550806
MY GOD

WHO THE FUCK
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5550819
No Name and the mysterious Boss develop and immediate rapport with each other.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5550819
OH GOD IT'S A CROSSOVER EPISODE AAAAA
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5550819
A crime against nature, that's for sure. No Name makes an attempt to befriend him.
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>>5550821
OP is immediately arrested by the copyright police
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5550828
Manlet punches the copyright police into a forever coma, because he isn't copyrighted.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5550828
The boss battle has ended off-screen, with No Name damaged but victorious.
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>>5550830
Ah. The secret forbidden technique:

The cop-out
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5550833
Works every time. Now lets find the Health and H.E.V dispensers that always come after a boss battle.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5550833
Save at the campfire before more enemies spawn.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5550833
>>5550835
Isn't that before?
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>>5550833
Oh no, looks like the Mob has sobered up and you're barely in any condition to put up a fight!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5550837
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5550842
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5550842
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>>5550844
You found one.

Unfortunately some other jackass already drained it
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5550845
"So that's the person who's supposed to rescue me?"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5550845
Weep.
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>>5550848
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5550850
>>5550847
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>>5550850
Crawl into the shadow and sleep a little.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5550852
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>>5550851
Who said that
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5550854
Reveal Princess
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5550854
Reveal dragon who thinks she is a princess
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5550854
Reveal princess.
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>>5550857
These rebels just keep getting more ridiculous by the moment
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5550862
Is that a dragon mech?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5550862
Does this count as a mission complete?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5550862
Call the dragon a fucking pussy.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5550865
Rude. Deploying Security measures. Have a nice day.

Roll 1d100

+30.

For the dragon
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5550876
PRINCESS IS THAT YOU
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5550876
YWNBAW
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5550876
If we capture it will it count as us rescuing the princess?
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>>5550879
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5550890
Dragon Witch cums on spot.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5550890
I'm sorry princess, my many personalities told me to say that! How bout I take you out drinking and dancing!?
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5550895
Roll 1d100

+30 for the dragon
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5550916
M'Lady?
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5550916
PRINCESS ARE YOU CONTROLLING THE MECH
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5550916
Appeal to dragons patriotism
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5550916
Parry with a punch.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5550916
gun
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>>5550919
"NO NAME! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5550929
ITS THE PRINCESS, SEE THE CROWN!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5550929
WHO ELSE WOULD BE PILOTING A GIANT DRAGON MECH WITH A CROWN?
Atleast I'm pretty sure its a mech
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5550929
Shoot the dragon.
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>>5550931
"THAT CAN'T BE! THE PRINCESS IS A HUMAN! As far as I'm aware anyway"

"Maybe the robodragon just likes to accessorize?"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5550941
Turn off the Dragon Mech.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5550941
Oh yeah? Oi, Robot Dragon! You are the princess, right?
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5550941
Joseph "turns" the dragon "off" with his axe.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5550948
CAM ON JOSEPH. SCOAH SOM FOOKIN GOOAAAHHHHSSS

roll 1d100

The dragon has +30
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5550956
well...its been a good run
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5550956
Joseph has +50 for being Joseph.
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>>5550971
Unfortunate
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5550990
Joseph stands up and tries again.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5550956
rawlin for Joseph not to get melted
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5550990
Lilly tries to steal the crown, which is obviously it's power source because duh
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>>5550999
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5551013
My god...
There's someone climbing up from the rubble!

Could it be...?

IT'S EYYYY LMAO

OUR HERO, HERE TO SAVE THE DAY AND DEFEAT THE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5551013
Joseph is doing just fine.
Luke joins in and this time the dragon starts bouncing around.
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>>5551018
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5551029
>>5551016
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5551029
Dragon Witch joins in
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>>5551033
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5551040
Dragon Witch rages as the space police escort her away
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5551040
>>5551016
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5551040
Dragon Witch can't read so she grabs the talon and starts bravely climbing the dragon despite the Luke&Joseph-induced turbulences.
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>>5550819
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5551050
Now there's two of them!
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>>5551050
Impossibru
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Rolled 318 (1d1000)

1000th post
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>>5551044
"Yyeeeeeesssssss--Whycha guys stop?"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5551058
The >>5551050 appear to wrestle the mecha dragon.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5551058
To the shame corner, Dragon WItch
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>>5551060
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5551061
Whole moment ruined, unbelievable...can we just go now, Dragon Princess? Its almost lunchtime and I would rather be done with saving real princess before that
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5551061
Oh no! SOMEHOW the mobs and no No Name has to beat them
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5551061
The dragon explodes
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>>5551061
this is sad. a maître pâtissier should give the Dragon Witch a tarte à la crème.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5551070
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>>5551065
"YOU! YOU TOOK OUR BOOZE DIDN'T YOU?!"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5551074
The mobs start using Bros. Attacks
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5551074
"No, the dragon did. How do you think it can spit fire?"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5551078
Roll 1d100

+20 bonus
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5551088
wuh woh
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5551088
>the dragon is actually shitfaced and barfs on dragon witch
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5551091
Sure. Roll 1d100 for the Dragon Witch to defend against the barf

+30 for the dragon
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5551092
Eeeewwww
>>
Rolled 75 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>5551092
Rolling for dragon
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>>5551093
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5551096
The Mob perform a takedown on the dragon.
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>>5551096
Everyone fights everyone
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>>5551099
"HRRAAAAAGGGHHHHH--"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5551096
Isn't anyone just going to admit that the space dragon is the princess?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5551106
Joseph, Luke and the Mob dogpile the dragon
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5551106
Call her princess, pretty princess!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5551106
Joseph, Luke and the Mob dogpile and kill the fucking dragon already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UYpDB7J-s
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>>5551106
the ship explodes for no reason and every body fucking dies the end
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5551115
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5551106
>>5551111
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>>5551108
Joseph looks upon you in confusion
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5551123
Its the princess, come on, has a crown, asked if I was the one who is supposed to rescue her, was in her room, I think, it must be her
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5551123
"Lily, you get what I'm saying right? That is clearly a dragon mech the princess is driving for some reason!"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5551123
>>5551114
The most boring episode of SQT
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>>5551125
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5551130
THINK JOSEPH THINK, THE DRAGONMECH IS OBVIOUSLY THE PRINCESS. JUST LOOK AT HER.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5551130
While No-name explains his wild conspiracy theories Luke and the Mob punch the dragon very hard.
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>>5551135
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5551139
Suddenly...the crown falls off
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5551139
>>5551138
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>>5551142
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5551145
Luke defeats the dragon and reveals it was actually the Princess's SISTER!
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>>5551147
"NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S INSIDE THE MEC--Ah, so definitely not the princess"

"hi"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5551155
PRINCESS????
>>
>>5551155
"The Princess just brought me along for fun. Hey could you guys tell her that our fight was like one of the toughest you have ever had?"
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5551155
Hah! What did I tell you! It WAS the Princess!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5551158
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>>5551156
"IT'S NOT THE PRINCESS!....IT'S HER SISTER! THE OTHER PRINCESS!"

"My god! You know what this means No Name?!....The Rebellion is ran by the Princess' Sister! Surely this must mean this was all a ploy to get rid of her sister so she herself can ascend to the throne!"
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5551163
PUT HER IN HANDCUFFS
WE'RE PUTTING YOUR UNDER ARREST SISTER
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5551163
Ah she is in her rebellious phase, Emperor had one too, my Dad, REDACTED went after him then
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>>5551167
As No Name reminiscences about dear ol dad. OP realizes it's 5 AM oh shit.

So as per tradition. Let's decide on a shocking swerve for our cliffhanger leading into the next thread of Spess Quest Thing episode 6:

A. The Rebel Super Mech, piloted by the only remaining No Name clone crashes the party
B. The actual Rebel Commander shows up
C. The Empire no longer sells the Emp Rib
D. All of the above
E. [this space for rent]
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5551182
>E. The REbel Super Mech piloted by the ACTUAL REBEL COMMANDER SHOWS UP;
but also the emp rib is no longer available
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5551182
D, its all a massive mess
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5551182
D. All of the above, but the rebel commander is a clone of our father
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5551182
>D. All of de above
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>>5551185
BANG BOOM CRASH. THE CEILING OF THE REBEL HQ BURSTS OPEN UNDER WEAPONS FIRE! IT'S THE SUPER REBEL MECH! AND ON ITS HAND, THE REBEL COMMANDER! OH NOES!

oh and also the Emp Rib is officially discontinued
>>
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5551234
No Name screams as the EmpRib disappears before him
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>>5551239
No....it can't be....the sweet tangy goodness of the patented Empire Sauce. The delectable juiciness of the official EmpRibPatty. All contained in the soft, heavenly Empire Buns.....all gone. Forever. My god.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5551245
Where's our own super mech to counter their mech?
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>>5551247
Still up on your ship! Ready to deploy for Luke and Joseph to pilot!

Let's hope you survive til then. Which we will find out....in the next thread. Whenever that is. Toodles

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5551255
sleep well, op
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>>5551256
>>
OP gay.
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>>5551260
what is a day
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>>5551260
OP is literally Hitler.
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>>5560073
A miserable pile of secrets
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>>5560131
Who is dis?
>>
>>5560153
I dunno, some guy
>>
>>5560155
Is this Literally Hitler I see before me?
>>
>>5560155
Huh, would this Hitler-looking guy be interested in some rigged dice?
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>>5560164
>>5560165
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5560179
no please
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>>5560179
For what purpose have you done this
>>
>>5560182
>>5560194
I dunno.

Happy Year of the Rabbit
>>
>>5560207
why though
>>
>>5560240
Why not
>>
>>5560242
Because I like women, not men.
>>
>>5560245
It's fiiiiiiiiiine
>>
>>5560179
I now want to fuck Joseph. Thanks, OP.
>>
>>5560252
1 day
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>>5561260
I don't know why
>>
You delay is over OP now make a new thread before this one is kill
>>
OOPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5560252
tonight
>>
OP too busy drawing his furaffinity commissions to rig the dice
>>
OP the faggot abandoned us again. Captain Sceletus was right about everything. We should have listened...
>>
Somehow, OP has not returned...
>>
SCANDALOUS OP LIES on the INTERNET leaving his players DEAD in forward COLLISION crash.
CAUSUALTIES expected to be in the THOUSANDS, and MILLIONS dead!

Find out more tonight on: OPWATCH
>>
>>5563053
I'd watch OPW. We just need AI to generate unhinged headlines.
>>
OP''s dog here. Let's just say I have him VERY occupied as of late ;)
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>>5563561
Based OP walking his dog.
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>>5563561
:o
>>
OP lied
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>>5563980
>>5563980
>>5563980
OP is a huge liar, this is known
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>>5563986
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK OP
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>>5563992
wdym
>>
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