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spess quest thing, part 4 12/03/22(Sat)12:33:45 No.5484331

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spess quest thing, part 4 Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)12:33:45 No.5484331 Archived

Oh shit nigga! You are Luke. Citizen of the Galactic Empire. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels and more importantly, so is your younger sister! You have joined the crew of an Imperial Operative, known only as Agent No Name, to get your sister back. In return, you agreed to help them rescue the princess.

Unfortunately, due to shenanigans, Agent No Name broke his helmet. The thought of having his face seen by anyone caused him to mentally break down, and such he has been pumped full of tranquilizers. It is now up to you to replace his broken helmet with a spare one so we can get the mission back on track.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)12:35:57 No.5484338

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)12:35:57 No.5484338

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5484331
Begin the Helmet Transplant!

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/03/22(Sat)12:36:17 No.5484339

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/03/22(Sat)12:36:17 No.5484339

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5484331
First, is that helmet the same as the broken one

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38)
12/03/22(Sat)12:38:28 No.5484340

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38) 12/03/22(Sat)12:38:28 No.5484340

Mob

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/03/22(Sat)12:39:05 No.5484342

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/03/22(Sat)12:39:05 No.5484342

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5484331
PUT HIM IN THE HELMET MACHINE

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)12:40:46 No.5484345

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)12:40:46 No.5484345

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5484331
Now is the time for upgrades.

Have the lab boys got anything that could improve No Name's helmet?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)12:48:45 No.5484346

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)12:48:45 No.5484346

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>>5484339
Well yes. This is a spare helmet No Name had lying around. Lab boys are cooking up a new one for him. So for now he needs to put this on to function

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/03/22(Sat)12:49:53 No.5484347

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/03/22(Sat)12:49:53 No.5484347

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5484346
Will it work though, guess we'll find out

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)12:50:45 No.5484348

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)12:50:45 No.5484348

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5484346
what are the options for upgrades?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)12:53:30 No.5484350

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)12:53:30 No.5484350

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>>5484348
"Yeah, doc. What are the upgrade options?"

"What? You wanna choose for him? I thought it'd be better if he could choose for himself after we replaced his broken one with the spare"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/03/22(Sat)12:54:19 No.5484352

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/03/22(Sat)12:54:19 No.5484352

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5484350
>>5484347

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)12:55:12 No.5484353

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)12:55:12 No.5484353

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5484350
Yeah, it's probably for the best we left the upgrades to No Name. We can upgrade the helmet that's being repaired.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)12:58:31 No.5484354

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)12:58:31 No.5484354

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>>5484353
"Good. Now swap out the broken one with the spare, then hand it to me so we can begin repairs"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)12:59:02 No.5484355

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)12:59:02 No.5484355

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5484354
VERY CAREFULLY!

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/03/22(Sat)13:04:58 No.5484363

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/03/22(Sat)13:04:58 No.5484363

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5484354
A big censor bar appears barring anyone from viewing No Name's face!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)13:05:30 No.5484364

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)13:05:30 No.5484364

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>>5484355
Alright, should be simple enough. Remove the paper bag, then the broken helmet. Then put on the spare.

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/03/22(Sat)13:07:39 No.5484366

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/03/22(Sat)13:07:39 No.5484366

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5484364
Sneak a peek of what No Name's face look like anyway.

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/03/22(Sat)13:08:14 No.5484367

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/03/22(Sat)13:08:14 No.5484367

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5484364
Do it without seeing

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)13:11:36 No.5484372

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)13:11:36 No.5484372

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5484364
Succeed at changing helmet without looking at No Names face

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/03/22(Sat)13:13:57 No.5484374

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/03/22(Sat)13:13:57 No.5484374

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5484364
KING NEPTUNE BALD

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/03/22(Sat)13:16:26 No.5484376

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/03/22(Sat)13:16:26 No.5484376

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5484364
>>5484363

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)13:16:38 No.5484377

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)13:16:38 No.5484377

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5484364
make it a major plot twist

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)13:28:50 No.5484384

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)13:28:50 No.5484384

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>>5484366

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)13:30:49 No.5484385

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)13:30:49 No.5484385

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5484384
What

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)13:35:47 No.5484386

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)13:35:47 No.5484386

>>5484384
Oh my god! It's ~~some guy who isn't a skeleton~~

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)13:36:50 No.5484388

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)13:36:50 No.5484388

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5484386
diesi

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)13:39:46 No.5484389

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)13:39:46 No.5484389

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>>5484385
"Everything okay over there?"

"Yes"

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)13:41:06 No.5484391

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)13:41:06 No.5484391

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5484389
Activate the Operative boot up sequence

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)13:41:55 No.5484392

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)13:41:55 No.5484392

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5484389
Forget this ever happened.

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/03/22(Sat)13:44:53 No.5484394

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/03/22(Sat)13:44:53 No.5484394

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5484389
Purge it from your mind immediately, the mental scarring would be too hard to bear otherwise

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)13:53:04 No.5484398

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)13:53:04 No.5484398

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>>5484391
"Alright, purging his body of the tranq. Pumping in the magical wake up juice"

"Hmmmm, his, yeah sure"

"What was that?"

"Eh, nothing"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)13:59:43 No.5484400

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)13:59:43 No.5484400

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484398
No one must know. The Implications are too great otherwise.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)14:17:03 No.5484424

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)14:17:03 No.5484424

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>>5484400
"KNow what?"

"Nothing. So when is he gonna wake up?"

"Oh it takes a few moments. Just give him time"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/03/22(Sat)14:19:19 No.5484426

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/03/22(Sat)14:19:19 No.5484426

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5484424
No Name wake up and take off helmet to mess with Luke.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)14:19:36 No.5484429

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)14:19:36 No.5484429

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5484424
Roll your thumbs as you wait for the Operative to wake up.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)14:28:39 No.5484436

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)14:28:39 No.5484436

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>>5484429

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)14:29:21 No.5484438

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)14:29:21 No.5484438

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5484436
Operative No Name awakes!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)14:39:43 No.5484455

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)14:39:43 No.5484455

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>>5484438

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)14:41:09 No.5484461

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)14:41:09 No.5484461

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5484455
What happened!? What year is it?! How many new Shotasniffer albums do I have to purchase!?!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)14:47:31 No.5484469

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)14:47:31 No.5484469

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>>5484461
"Calm down. You, errr, let's say, got overwhelmed by a video game. But everything's fine now. It's only been like, 10 hours. Not to worry"

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/03/22(Sat)14:50:43 No.5484471

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/03/22(Sat)14:50:43 No.5484471

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5484469
Play it cool luke.. play it cool...

Anonymous (ID: cWinCWZX)
12/03/22(Sat)14:56:55 No.5484482

Anonymous (ID: cWinCWZX) 12/03/22(Sat)14:56:55 No.5484482

>>5484469
"Nobody saw my face...right?"

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)14:57:48 No.5484485

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)14:57:48 No.5484485

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5484469
"Interesting. Have we acheived any plot progression? Did any dramatic twists happen?"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)14:59:18 No.5484489

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)14:59:18 No.5484489

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>>5484471
"Anyhoo, the infiltration plan's underway. They'll be expecting you to coordinate it when preparations are complete"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/03/22(Sat)15:00:59 No.5484490

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/03/22(Sat)15:00:59 No.5484490

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5484489
Good, very good. I am sure it will ready just in time for the next session.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)15:02:03 No.5484492

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)15:02:03 No.5484492

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5484489
How long until we are ready? If we have time we could play some "Skeleton Island: The Fightan" while we wait"

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/03/22(Sat)15:03:34 No.5484494

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/03/22(Sat)15:03:34 No.5484494

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5484489
"Yeah some rebels were caught with a lousy disguise at a candy section of EmpMart, we're going to use this opportunity to pose as them"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)15:06:38 No.5484498

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)15:06:38 No.5484498

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>>5484494
"So c'mon now. Get up, you have an operation to coordinate"

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/03/22(Sat)15:08:09 No.5484500

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/03/22(Sat)15:08:09 No.5484500

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5484498
No Name grabs a hold of Luke's hand to get up- OH NO LUCIOUS LIPS LUCIOUS LIPS! BAD THOUGHTS

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)15:32:28 No.5484523

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)15:32:28 No.5484523

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>>5484500
"No Name, what are you yammering about?"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/03/22(Sat)15:44:36 No.5484540

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/03/22(Sat)15:44:36 No.5484540

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5484523
AAaaaahh... oh nothing much just have a bad memories coming back to me.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/03/22(Sat)15:47:48 No.5484544

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/03/22(Sat)15:47:48 No.5484544

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5484523
must be some of the drugs still in my system. I am sure it was nothing, and we never need to talk about this again.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)15:51:07 No.5484551

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)15:51:07 No.5484551

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>>5484540
"Really now? Care to tell me? But it's fine if you don't want to"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/03/22(Sat)16:09:25 No.5484565

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/03/22(Sat)16:09:25 No.5484565

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5484551
Only going to mention it happen back when I was training to be Operative for the Empire and that "event" with another Operative.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)16:20:56 No.5484578

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)16:20:56 No.5484578

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>>5484565
"Very well, I won't pry. Can you stand on your own now?"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/03/22(Sat)16:21:58 No.5484580

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/03/22(Sat)16:21:58 No.5484580

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5484578
Do so.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/03/22(Sat)16:22:57 No.5484583

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/03/22(Sat)16:22:57 No.5484583

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5484578
"No, I'm afraid I need a piggyback ride."

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/03/22(Sat)16:23:49 No.5484584

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/03/22(Sat)16:23:49 No.5484584

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5484578
Yes yes, ofcourse

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H)
12/03/22(Sat)16:25:59 No.5484587

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H) 12/03/22(Sat)16:25:59 No.5484587

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5484578
Realize you're holding Luke by hand and become very uncomfortable

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)16:32:05 No.5484591

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)16:32:05 No.5484591

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>>5484584
"Oh cool.....So can you let go of my hand now?"

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/03/22(Sat)16:33:28 No.5484592

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/03/22(Sat)16:33:28 No.5484592

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484591
*Let go*

Anonymous (ID: cWinCWZX)
12/03/22(Sat)16:37:07 No.5484596

Anonymous (ID: cWinCWZX) 12/03/22(Sat)16:37:07 No.5484596

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5484591
*spills the spaghetti in your pockets*

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H)
12/03/22(Sat)16:39:05 No.5484597

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H) 12/03/22(Sat)16:39:05 No.5484597

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5484591
Get very uncomfortable

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)16:39:38 No.5484600

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)16:39:38 No.5484600

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>>5484592
Phew. Got through that without anything embarrassing happening. Good on ya, No Name

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H)
12/03/22(Sat)16:41:26 No.5484602

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H) 12/03/22(Sat)16:41:26 No.5484602

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5484600
Spaghett spills out of helmet.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)16:45:38 No.5484609

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)16:45:38 No.5484609

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>>5484602

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H)
12/03/22(Sat)16:47:15 No.5484611

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H) 12/03/22(Sat)16:47:15 No.5484611

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5484609
Realize someone changed your helmet to the Spaghetti Spare one

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/03/22(Sat)16:48:56 No.5484615

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/03/22(Sat)16:48:56 No.5484615

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5484609
Report status on Commander Ghosthead infiltration, while eating back the spills spaghett-o

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)16:55:05 No.5484621

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)16:55:05 No.5484621

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>>5484615
"Everything's ready. All crew not aboard the ST-100 has been outfitted with rebel disguises. On your signal, we shall leave this sector, go to the concert and ask for parking. With the ST-100 in stealth coming right behind, of course"

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H)
12/03/22(Sat)16:57:07 No.5484624

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H) 12/03/22(Sat)16:57:07 No.5484624

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5484621
Give signal. We move out immediately.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/03/22(Sat)17:00:21 No.5484629

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/03/22(Sat)17:00:21 No.5484629

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>>5484624
And so your fleet leaves the Empire Secret Super Mecha Development Base and head for the Rebel Concert.

And we will see the result of that....next time. Whenever that is. My head kinda hurts now. GOtta sleep. See ya anons.

updates b here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: cWinCWZX)
12/03/22(Sat)17:08:48 No.5484641

Anonymous (ID: cWinCWZX) 12/03/22(Sat)17:08:48 No.5484641

>>5484602
You stole my idea you dumb faggot.

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H)
12/03/22(Sat)17:28:31 No.5484666

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H) 12/03/22(Sat)17:28:31 No.5484666

>>5484641
glad to hear that!

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H)
12/03/22(Sat)17:45:25 No.5484683

Anonymous (ID: 5O1jFh5H) 12/03/22(Sat)17:45:25 No.5484683

>>5484629
~~You're being mentioned in /qtg/~~

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/04/22(Sun)11:08:58 No.5485711

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/04/22(Sun)11:08:58 No.5485711

>>5484683
daymn

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB)
12/05/22(Mon)08:41:09 No.5486617

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB) 12/05/22(Mon)08:41:09 No.5486617

>>5484666
do everyone you know a favor and rope yourself

Anonymous (ID: Zgcuer3d)
12/05/22(Mon)14:36:40 No.5486826

Anonymous (ID: Zgcuer3d) 12/05/22(Mon)14:36:40 No.5486826

>>5486617
-off from dangerous areas. Don't want to hurt yourself.

Anonymous (ID: x2BaVMzR)
12/05/22(Mon)17:53:39 No.5486972

Anonymous (ID: x2BaVMzR) 12/05/22(Mon)17:53:39 No.5486972

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>>5486617

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:01:12 No.5488850

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:01:12 No.5488850

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Anonymous (ID: I8wPl+0h)
12/07/22(Wed)13:02:13 No.5488852

Anonymous (ID: I8wPl+0h) 12/07/22(Wed)13:02:13 No.5488852

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5488850
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)13:04:31 No.5488853

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)13:04:31 No.5488853

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5488850
It's time to infiltrate OP's house to steal the secret shotasniffer art.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/07/22(Wed)13:08:34 No.5488857

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/07/22(Wed)13:08:34 No.5488857

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5488850
Say something only a rebel would say

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:09:11 No.5488858

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:09:11 No.5488858

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>>5488853
"who?"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)13:09:53 No.5488859

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)13:09:53 No.5488859

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5488858
It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is our plan.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:14:35 No.5488864

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:14:35 No.5488864

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>>5488859

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)13:16:04 No.5488868

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)13:16:04 No.5488868

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5488864
Now, this will be extremely painful.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/07/22(Wed)13:19:10 No.5488871

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/07/22(Wed)13:19:10 No.5488871

>>5488864
Ask OP where the next plot point is

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:21:28 No.5488873

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:21:28 No.5488873

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>>5488868
You're a big guy

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)13:22:12 No.5488875

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)13:22:12 No.5488875

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5488873
~~For you~~

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:25:58 No.5488879

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:25:58 No.5488879

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>>5488875
Was getting caught part of your plan

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)13:28:36 No.5488882

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)13:28:36 No.5488882

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5488879
Of course! Opee refused our offer, in favour of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:32:32 No.5488884

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:32:32 No.5488884

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>>5488882
Opee could not be reached for comment. Some says he's currently busy drowning himself in lesbian porn. Who knows.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)13:34:58 No.5488885

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)13:34:58 No.5488885

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5488884
Eww, Lesbians. We'll have to infiltrate the Rebel Concert to escape them.

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/07/22(Wed)13:38:16 No.5488888

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/07/22(Wed)13:38:16 No.5488888

cant stop thinking about luscious lips

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:42:40 No.5488890

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:42:40 No.5488890

>>5488888
Stop thinking about luscious lips

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)13:54:09 No.5488902

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)13:54:09 No.5488902

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>>5488885
Right. Heading to The LILLY DOME. A rebel megastructure that is meant to be the concert venue. Capable of housing several fleets of rowdy fans and the equipment necessary to broadcast the performance across the galaxy

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)14:00:31 No.5488913

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)14:00:31 No.5488913

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5488902
Begin the infilitration!

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/07/22(Wed)14:01:41 No.5488917

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/07/22(Wed)14:01:41 No.5488917

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5488913
+1

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)14:08:30 No.5488924

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)14:08:30 No.5488924

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>>5488913
Alright Commander Ghost Head, just keep your cool and we can get our disguised fleet in

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)14:10:22 No.5488927

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)14:10:22 No.5488927

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5488924
It should be easy, we have the Rebel Codes in the Command Ship already pre-loaded. Looks like before you died you were really excited to get back here fast to get the best seats for the concert.

Anonymous (ID: A4BaOQGC)
12/07/22(Wed)14:10:30 No.5488928

Anonymous (ID: A4BaOQGC) 12/07/22(Wed)14:10:30 No.5488928

>>5488924
Cool as a cucumber

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)14:25:23 No.5488945

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)14:25:23 No.5488945

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5488927
"Ah, I see you have your tickets with you. Just gimme a moment and you can dock, commander"

Roll 1d100 to keep it cool

+40 bonus

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)14:26:43 No.5488946

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)14:26:43 No.5488946

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5488945
Smooth as a cucumber.

Anonymous (ID: A4BaOQGC)
12/07/22(Wed)14:27:19 No.5488947

Anonymous (ID: A4BaOQGC) 12/07/22(Wed)14:27:19 No.5488947

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5488945
smooth like butter

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)14:37:04 No.5488955

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)14:37:04 No.5488955

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>>5488947
"Alright. Everything checks out. Enjoy the show, commander"

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/07/22(Wed)14:39:26 No.5488957

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/07/22(Wed)14:39:26 No.5488957

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5488955
hey, just call me party rocker tonight

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)14:43:01 No.5488961

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)14:43:01 No.5488961

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5488955
EYYYY LMAO

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)15:01:46 No.5488981

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)15:01:46 No.5488981

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>>5488961

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)15:04:44 No.5488984

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)15:04:44 No.5488984

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5488981
You here for the Concert too, Ayylien Man?

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)15:10:11 No.5488987

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)15:10:11 No.5488987

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5488981
LMAO EYYYY

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)15:20:04 No.5488993

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)15:20:04 No.5488993

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>>5488987
Riveting conversationalist

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)15:23:56 No.5488995

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)15:23:56 No.5488995

>>5488993
EYYYYY LMAOOO

>Translation: "Here, have a backstage pass. My bro canceled on me so you can have it madafaka."

Anonymous (ID: h9NINAOU)
12/07/22(Wed)15:24:34 No.5488996

Anonymous (ID: h9NINAOU) 12/07/22(Wed)15:24:34 No.5488996

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5488993
I hope we don’t miss the start of the concert because we’re engaged in such a riveting conversation.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)15:24:58 No.5488997

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)15:24:58 No.5488997

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5488995
Forgot roll

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/07/22(Wed)15:28:30 No.5489000

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/07/22(Wed)15:28:30 No.5489000

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5488993
Onwards, into the Lilly Dome.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)15:35:10 No.5489002

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)15:35:10 No.5489002

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>>5489000
MEANWHILE, back at the ST-100, currently in stealth mode outside of the Lilly Dome

"We're in"

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)15:44:13 No.5489008

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)15:44:13 No.5489008

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5489002
Nice, buy some hotdogs and some limited-time-only LILLY merch.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)15:52:34 No.5489014

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)15:52:34 No.5489014

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>>5489008
"Ah of course, sir. Part of the disguise."

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)15:53:52 No.5489017

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)15:53:52 No.5489017

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5489014
Yes, purely part of the disguise...

That was my idea all along...

Yes.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)15:56:37 No.5489019

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)15:56:37 No.5489019

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>>5489017
"This will help the crew blend in better. Genius plan, sir. What's next after that?"

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/07/22(Wed)15:57:51 No.5489021

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/07/22(Wed)15:57:51 No.5489021

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5489019
have someone bring me a hotdog, so that i too may blend in

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL)
12/07/22(Wed)16:02:01 No.5489022

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL) 12/07/22(Wed)16:02:01 No.5489022

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5489019
Plant the C4 on the speakers

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)16:10:28 No.5489025

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)16:10:28 No.5489025

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>>5489022
"Got it. We'll update when done"

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/07/22(Wed)16:13:24 No.5489028

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/07/22(Wed)16:13:24 No.5489028

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5489025
And now for something fairly different.

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL)
12/07/22(Wed)16:14:03 No.5489029

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL) 12/07/22(Wed)16:14:03 No.5489029

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5489025
>>5489028
Luscious Lips

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)16:14:43 No.5489031

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)16:14:43 No.5489031

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5489028
>>5489025
EYYYY LMAO

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)16:16:21 No.5489033

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)16:16:21 No.5489033

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>>5489029
>>5489028
Close your heart to luscious lips, anon

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/07/22(Wed)16:17:16 No.5489035

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/07/22(Wed)16:17:16 No.5489035

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5489033
But how will we passionately make out with the Princess during the ending scene without them?

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL)
12/07/22(Wed)16:19:56 No.5489040

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL) 12/07/22(Wed)16:19:56 No.5489040

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5489033
>>5489035
Make out with those luscious lips?

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/07/22(Wed)16:21:01 No.5489044

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/07/22(Wed)16:21:01 No.5489044

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5489033
I force my heart closed for as long as I am able

Anonymous (ID: +iF+ALaG)
12/07/22(Wed)16:21:25 No.5489045

Anonymous (ID: +iF+ALaG) 12/07/22(Wed)16:21:25 No.5489045

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5489033
>>5489035
>>5489040
Lucious lip anons unite!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)16:24:40 No.5489048

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)16:24:40 No.5489048

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>>5489045
Close your heart to passionately making out with the princess, anon

Anonymous (ID: YjVG0YFi)
12/07/22(Wed)16:24:42 No.5489049

Anonymous (ID: YjVG0YFi) 12/07/22(Wed)16:24:42 No.5489049

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5489045
Cease.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)16:25:52 No.5489050

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)16:25:52 No.5489050

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5489048
Can we get back to the concert now?

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/07/22(Wed)16:27:05 No.5489051

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/07/22(Wed)16:27:05 No.5489051

>>5489050
>>5489048
Yes, distract ourselves with the concert. Out of sight out of mind.

Anonymous (ID: +iF+ALaG)
12/07/22(Wed)16:27:59 No.5489052

Anonymous (ID: +iF+ALaG) 12/07/22(Wed)16:27:59 No.5489052

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5489048
I am talking about another 'princess', luke

>>5489049
You can't stop me

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/07/22(Wed)16:28:06 No.5489053

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/07/22(Wed)16:28:06 No.5489053

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5489051

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/07/22(Wed)16:28:13 No.5489054

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/07/22(Wed)16:28:13 No.5489054

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>>5489050
Close your heart to ~~OP actually making progress, anon~~

~~Cuz damn I gotta cut this short and go to sleep. Will continue later tonight....night in my timezone anyway~~

~~updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL)
12/07/22(Wed)16:29:17 No.5489055

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL) 12/07/22(Wed)16:29:17 No.5489055

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5489048
You can't stop the luscious lips, motherfucker

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL)
12/07/22(Wed)16:30:33 No.5489058

Anonymous (ID: +h6Rf8KL) 12/07/22(Wed)16:30:33 No.5489058

>>5489054
daymn

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/07/22(Wed)16:39:00 No.5489070

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/07/22(Wed)16:39:00 No.5489070

>>5489054
OPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: Dj9v++eV)
12/08/22(Thu)14:28:48 No.5489947

Anonymous (ID: Dj9v++eV) 12/08/22(Thu)14:28:48 No.5489947

>>5489054
My, what luscious lips you have OP

Anonymous (ID: yNFSa9Xk)
12/08/22(Thu)17:08:02 No.5490052

Anonymous (ID: yNFSa9Xk) 12/08/22(Thu)17:08:02 No.5490052

>>5489054
OP kissless virgin confirmed

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38)
12/08/22(Thu)17:10:54 No.5490055

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38) 12/08/22(Thu)17:10:54 No.5490055

Rolled 31 (1d100)

Mob

Anonymous (ID: OwqCJ7fw)
12/08/22(Thu)17:12:38 No.5490056

Anonymous (ID: OwqCJ7fw) 12/08/22(Thu)17:12:38 No.5490056

Rolled 81 (1d100)

The Mob are gay niggers

Anonymous (ID: yNFSa9Xk)
12/08/22(Thu)17:26:07 No.5490077

Anonymous (ID: yNFSa9Xk) 12/08/22(Thu)17:26:07 No.5490077

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5490056
They are 95% white tho

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/09/22(Fri)14:29:27 No.5490999

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/09/22(Fri)14:29:27 No.5490999

AN HOUR

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/09/22(Fri)14:38:28 No.5491004

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/09/22(Fri)14:38:28 No.5491004

OOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)14:41:55 No.5491008

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)14:41:55 No.5491008

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PErhaps OP

is ded

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/09/22(Fri)14:42:26 No.5491010

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/09/22(Fri)14:42:26 No.5491010

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5491008
Perhaps he sold his soul to vtubers

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/09/22(Fri)14:43:21 No.5491012

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/09/22(Fri)14:43:21 No.5491012

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5491008
OP has been sent to the Kpop mines to pay for his crimes of cringe against humanity.

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)14:43:46 No.5491013

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)14:43:46 No.5491013

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5491008
Give OP CPR using our luscious lips

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)14:47:34 No.5491017

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)14:47:34 No.5491017

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>>5491012
Sometimes, you can still hear his voice

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)14:51:22 No.5491019

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)14:51:22 No.5491019

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5491017
WARNING: OP has escaped containment

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)14:55:30 No.5491024

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>>5491019
OH SHIT HE'S GOING FOR ANON'S WALLET

Anonymous (ID: 5g30wiRH)
12/09/22(Fri)14:56:32 No.5491026

Anonymous (ID: 5g30wiRH) 12/09/22(Fri)14:56:32 No.5491026

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5491024
Good thing anon is a /k/ommando and always stays strapped

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/09/22(Fri)14:59:14 No.5491029

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/09/22(Fri)14:59:14 No.5491029

>>5491026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)15:09:04 No.5491043

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)15:09:04 No.5491043

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>>5491026

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)15:09:39 No.5491044

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)15:09:39 No.5491044

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5491043
The jew has been slain.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/09/22(Fri)15:11:35 No.5491046

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/09/22(Fri)15:11:35 No.5491046

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5491043
>Meanwhile, at the LILLY DOME...

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)15:24:24 No.5491063

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)15:24:24 No.5491063

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>>5491044
And there was much rejoicing

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/09/22(Fri)15:29:53 No.5491072

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/09/22(Fri)15:29:53 No.5491072

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5491063
LILLY DOME.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)15:46:35 No.5491085

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)15:46:35 No.5491085

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>>5491072

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38)
12/09/22(Fri)15:47:56 No.5491088

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38) 12/09/22(Fri)15:47:56 No.5491088

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5491085
How are you holding up OP?

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/09/22(Fri)15:49:47 No.5491090

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/09/22(Fri)15:49:47 No.5491090

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5491085
lilly is all grown up

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)15:58:27 No.5491099

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)15:58:27 No.5491099

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>>5491088

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)16:02:15 No.5491101

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)16:02:15 No.5491101

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5491099
Dramatic lily reveal?

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/09/22(Fri)16:03:24 No.5491104

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/09/22(Fri)16:03:24 No.5491104

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5491099
can i get a quick rundown on why we are raiding the lilly dome again?

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr)
12/09/22(Fri)16:05:13 No.5491107

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr) 12/09/22(Fri)16:05:13 No.5491107

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5491099
OP in Lilly cosplay as distraction while our crew plants C4 in background?
>>5491104
stop concert or the rebels will go in murderous frenzy

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)16:10:03 No.5491110

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)16:10:03 No.5491110

>>5491104
Also we have to beat Lilly up so Luke can take her back to Skeleton Island 3.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)16:14:38 No.5491115

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)16:14:38 No.5491115

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5491107
Surely the Mob wont fuck this one up

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)16:16:14 No.5491116

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)16:16:14 No.5491116

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5491115
Looks like we'll have to 'arrest' the mob to keep up our cover if we fail this rigged roll. Maybe we can take out the stations power instead?

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr)
12/09/22(Fri)16:21:59 No.5491124

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr) 12/09/22(Fri)16:21:59 No.5491124

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5491115
Surely.

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)16:22:36 No.5491126

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)16:22:36 No.5491126

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5491115
The Mob fucking up? That's impossible

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)16:25:51 No.5491129

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)16:25:51 No.5491129

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>>5491124
"Hmm? What was that?"

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/09/22(Fri)16:27:20 No.5491132

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/09/22(Fri)16:27:20 No.5491132

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5491129
cant micro manage every little thing

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)16:27:34 No.5491133

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)16:27:34 No.5491133

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5491129
Space rats, really big space rats. I'll go make sure they're not eating through the wiring,

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)16:28:50 No.5491135

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)16:28:50 No.5491135

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5491129
Mob rises and screams "Woo Lilly!" to try to fit in, they also hide the C4 during the fall, ain't nothing to see here.

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr)
12/09/22(Fri)16:30:53 No.5491138

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr) 12/09/22(Fri)16:30:53 No.5491138

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5491129
"Have you never been to a concert before? A beat dropped."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)16:32:19 No.5491139

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)16:32:19 No.5491139

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5491135
"Hey! What are you doing up there?!"

Aw shit Mob, think fast

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)16:33:15 No.5491141

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)16:33:15 No.5491141

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5491139
We're up here for the excellent view, my man.

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr)
12/09/22(Fri)16:35:14 No.5491146

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr) 12/09/22(Fri)16:35:14 No.5491146

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5491139
"Fixing the speakers, move on faggots."

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)16:37:03 No.5491149

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)16:37:03 No.5491149

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5491139
"Uh, we're just bigger fans than you guys. we got the best seats up here"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)16:46:35 No.5491157

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)16:46:35 No.5491157

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>>5491141
"Yeah well get down from there. There's equipment and shit up there and we can't have anything that may mess them up"

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)16:52:07 No.5491164

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)16:52:07 No.5491164

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5491157
Just leave the C4 there and comply, its.. good enough. Hopefully.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)16:54:57 No.5491165

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)16:54:57 No.5491165

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5491164
>>5491157
It can serve as a distraction for sure. We'll just have to find the power plant of the station and shut it down instead.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)16:58:03 No.5491169

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)16:58:03 No.5491169

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>>5491165
"Change of plans?"

"We'll have to improvise a bit, yea"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)16:58:58 No.5491171

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)16:58:58 No.5491171

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5491169
Casually wander around looking for the power station.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)17:05:19 No.5491179

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)17:05:19 No.5491179

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5491171
Alright, just be cool, Mob. Don't blow our cover

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)17:06:22 No.5491182

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)17:06:22 No.5491182

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5491179
Maybe the Mob can stop sucking dick long enough to manage this.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)17:16:28 No.5491191

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)17:16:28 No.5491191

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>>5491182

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr)
12/09/22(Fri)17:19:31 No.5491193

Anonymous (ID: cN8pdqpr) 12/09/22(Fri)17:19:31 No.5491193

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5491191
On their way to leave all the fucking C4 in the power room.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)17:28:49 No.5491202

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)17:28:49 No.5491202

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5491193
Of course, the place will be guarded. But maybe the Mob could luck out and just happen to stroll in while they're on break?

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)17:29:56 No.5491203

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)17:29:56 No.5491203

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5491202
Yes, we've come to deliver these power bricks so we can have more power for the concert.

Anonymous (ID: VPwIKwjr)
12/09/22(Fri)17:33:19 No.5491207

Anonymous (ID: VPwIKwjr) 12/09/22(Fri)17:33:19 No.5491207

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5491202
Yes.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)17:46:52 No.5491221

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)17:46:52 No.5491221

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>>5491207
What luck! There's only one guy here! the others must be on break

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)17:59:37 No.5491231

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)17:59:37 No.5491231

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5491221
Yo man, where do you want these Power Bricks? They need to be as close to vital equipment as possible to function best,

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)18:06:35 No.5491241

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)18:06:35 No.5491241

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>>5491231
"Huh what? Yeah uh, just go through that door over there"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/09/22(Fri)18:11:09 No.5491250

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/09/22(Fri)18:11:09 No.5491250

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5491241
Cain and Abel starts planting power bricks.

Anonymous (ID: krTdSbZp)
12/09/22(Fri)18:13:32 No.5491254

Anonymous (ID: krTdSbZp) 12/09/22(Fri)18:13:32 No.5491254

>>5491231
lmao

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)18:25:00 No.5491275

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)18:25:00 No.5491275

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>>5491250
SOME TIME LATER

"You planted all the C4s?"

"You got it commander Ghost Head. Was pretty easy, we told the guard we're planting "power bricks" and got in easily"

"Nice job, Mob Soldiers. Sure hope no shenanigans happened"

"Yeah. We definitely planted C4s. And totally not actual power bricks"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)18:31:36 No.5491290

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)18:31:36 No.5491290

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5491275
The Experimental Power Bricks the Mob were given are highly volatile too. When they turn up the Generators they will overload and explode, taking the whole power grid of the station down even if they didn't put any C4's in there.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)18:35:56 No.5491296

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)18:35:56 No.5491296

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>>5491290
"Yeah. But we totally did planted bombs in there"

"Definitely did not fuck anything up"

"The Mob always win baby"

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)18:39:48 No.5491302

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)18:39:48 No.5491302

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5491296
Next step: Locate Lilly

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)18:55:20 No.5491318

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)18:55:20 No.5491318

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>>5491302
"Well, she'll probably be on that giant stage when the concert starts"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)18:56:31 No.5491321

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)18:56:31 No.5491321

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5491318
Lets spread out the Skeleton Agents through-out the crowd. When the power goes out, we start mayhem.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)19:09:13 No.5491347

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)19:09:13 No.5491347

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>>5491321
BACK AT THE ST-100

"All of the infiltrators are in position, awaiting your signal"

"What's the next step of your master plan?"

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)19:12:06 No.5491356

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)19:12:06 No.5491356

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5491347
"Let's get this party started."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)19:15:58 No.5491361

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)19:15:58 No.5491361

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>>5491356
"psssst...Luke"

"Yeah?"

"That means when the power goes out, we crash into the dome and grab your sister form the stage right? I kinda missed the mission briefing"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)19:17:13 No.5491363

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)19:17:13 No.5491363

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5491361
'And also we kill all the Rebels in the confusion and steal their docked ships'

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)19:19:35 No.5491366

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)19:19:35 No.5491366

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5491361
Give No-Name shades because he is so badass, also yes that is exactly what he meant.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)19:19:46 No.5491367

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)19:19:46 No.5491367

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>>5491363
"Oh okay. Yeah. That makes sense"

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)19:20:36 No.5491368

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)19:20:36 No.5491368

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5491367
Shades. Now.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)19:30:21 No.5491375

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)19:30:21 No.5491375

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>>5491368

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/09/22(Fri)19:31:56 No.5491378

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/09/22(Fri)19:31:56 No.5491378

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5491375
Time to crash Lilly concert.

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)19:32:14 No.5491379

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)19:32:14 No.5491379

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5491375
Now this is epic.
Time to touch off the bombs. In Style.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)19:38:17 No.5491386

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)19:38:17 No.5491386

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5491378
On your signal, Agent No Name

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/09/22(Fri)19:40:51 No.5491388

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/09/22(Fri)19:40:51 No.5491388

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5491386
Go

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)19:41:24 No.5491390

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)19:41:24 No.5491390

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5491386
Lights out.

Anonymous (ID: 5g30wiRH)
12/09/22(Fri)19:47:26 No.5491398

Anonymous (ID: 5g30wiRH) 12/09/22(Fri)19:47:26 No.5491398

Rolled 52 (1d100)

Shouldn't we wait until she's actually on stage? We have no idea where she is currently. Ya'll jumping the gun here.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)19:50:56 No.5491400

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)19:50:56 No.5491400

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>>5491388
"...oh shit"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)19:51:17 No.5491401

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)19:51:17 No.5491401

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5491400
Boarding Action is go!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)19:58:43 No.5491406

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)19:58:43 No.5491406

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>>5491401
BANG BOOM CRASH

THE ST-100 UNSTEALTHS AND SMASHES THROUGH THE DOME! AGENT NO NAME AND HIS FIELD AGENTS JUMPS OUT AND STARTED BLASTING! THE DISGUISED CREW REVEALS THEMSELVES AND STARTED BLASTING TOO! THE REBELS FIGHT BACK, HARD! OH MY GOD THE CARNAGE! THE CHAOS! TOO BAD THE POWER'S OFF SO WE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)20:00:56 No.5491410

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)20:00:56 No.5491410

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5491406
Muzzle Flash montage of the Hero Units being cool.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)20:24:59 No.5491433

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)20:24:59 No.5491433

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>>5491410

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/09/22(Fri)20:27:11 No.5491437

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/09/22(Fri)20:27:11 No.5491437

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5491433
PLAY THE SONG OF SHOTASNIFFER

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)20:28:09 No.5491438

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)20:28:09 No.5491438

>>5491437
>>5491433
In. Style.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)20:28:32 No.5491440

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)20:28:32 No.5491440

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5491433
The Docks are secure! Move further in!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)20:43:22 No.5491449

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)20:43:22 No.5491449

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>>5491440
OH MAN THE BATTLE RAGES ON AS THE IMPERIAL FORCES MAKE ITS WAY INTO THE CENTRAL CONCERT ARENA WHILE THE REBELS HOLD THEM BACK WOOOAAAH

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)20:45:25 No.5491452

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)20:45:25 No.5491452

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5491449
Commander Ghost Head, fire the Positron Cannon!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)20:54:36 No.5491456

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)20:54:36 No.5491456

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>>5491452
"Boy the last time I tried this, I got killed mid-sentence. Sure hope that doesn't happen again"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)20:55:32 No.5491460

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)20:55:32 No.5491460

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5491456
What is dead may never die, you'll be fine.

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)20:55:56 No.5491461

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)20:55:56 No.5491461

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5491456
Positron BLAAAST

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)21:00:19 No.5491467

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)21:00:19 No.5491467

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5491460
OR WILL HE?

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)21:00:51 No.5491469

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)21:00:51 No.5491469

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5491467
Deploy counter-rigging dice.

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/09/22(Fri)21:02:14 No.5491472

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/09/22(Fri)21:02:14 No.5491472

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5491467
UH OH

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/09/22(Fri)21:02:43 No.5491473

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/09/22(Fri)21:02:43 No.5491473

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5491467
>>5491469

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko)
12/09/22(Fri)21:03:34 No.5491474

Anonymous (ID: Wp6lC2Ko) 12/09/22(Fri)21:03:34 No.5491474

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5491467
Anon rips OP out of the Cannon

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)21:06:23 No.5491477

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)21:06:23 No.5491477

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>>5491469
OP has never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)21:08:23 No.5491478

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)21:08:23 No.5491478

>>5491477
But he skips the winning dice >>5491473 very often in contested rolls

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/09/22(Fri)21:11:06 No.5491481

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/09/22(Fri)21:11:06 No.5491481

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5491477
What do you mean OP the dice is a rigger.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)21:12:58 No.5491482

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)21:12:58 No.5491482

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>>5491478
What winning dice. I don't see nuthin'

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)21:14:12 No.5491484

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)21:14:12 No.5491484

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5491482
Launch OP's fat ass into the Rebel Forces, crushing them dead.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)21:16:15 No.5491487

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>>5491484

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/09/22(Fri)21:19:03 No.5491489

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/09/22(Fri)21:19:03 No.5491489

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5491487
OP's fat ass has opened a gap in the rebel lines! Agent No Name and the other Hero Units quickly head backstage to look for Lilly

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/09/22(Fri)21:19:08 No.5491490

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/09/22(Fri)21:19:08 No.5491490

Rolled 56 (1d100)

now that the rebels have been completely and absolutely destroyed for all time, there is no need to stop the concert

Anonymous (ID: 6m7jl0fE)
12/09/22(Fri)21:20:13 No.5491492

Anonymous (ID: 6m7jl0fE) 12/09/22(Fri)21:20:13 No.5491492

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5491487
The flash of the cannon dramatically reveals a special enemy of some kind!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)21:32:51 No.5491510

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)21:32:51 No.5491510

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>>5491489
"This is going too smoothly. There's gonna be a swerve somewhere"

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/09/22(Fri)21:40:26 No.5491519

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/09/22(Fri)21:40:26 No.5491519

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5491510
lilly herself shows up to stop us from stoping the concert

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/09/22(Fri)21:57:13 No.5491530

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/09/22(Fri)21:57:13 No.5491530

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>>5491519
And that will happen later...i ogtta pass out now

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)03:48:38 No.5491766

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)03:48:38 No.5491766

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Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu)
12/10/22(Sat)03:53:40 No.5491772

Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu) 12/10/22(Sat)03:53:40 No.5491772

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5491766
OH NO YOUR SHADES ARE CUT

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)03:58:38 No.5491775

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)03:58:38 No.5491775

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>>5491772
!!!

Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu)
12/10/22(Sat)04:01:51 No.5491779

Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu) 12/10/22(Sat)04:01:51 No.5491779

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5491775
NOOOOOOOOOO EVERYTHING IS RUINED WE LOST EVERYTHING AAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)04:18:47 No.5491791

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)04:18:47 No.5491791

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>>5491779

Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu)
12/10/22(Sat)04:20:39 No.5491792

Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu) 12/10/22(Sat)04:20:39 No.5491792

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5491791
"Thanks for ruining my concert, jerks"

Anonymous (ID: uoF/8Art)
12/10/22(Sat)04:21:25 No.5491793

Anonymous (ID: uoF/8Art) 12/10/22(Sat)04:21:25 No.5491793

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5491791
Get. Up.

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/10/22(Sat)04:21:55 No.5491794

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/10/22(Sat)04:21:55 No.5491794

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5491791
bring out our girl yeah we want lilly yeah

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)04:31:10 No.5491801

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)04:31:10 No.5491801

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>>5491794
"Welp. Agent No Name's having another mental breakdown. And the rebels aren't letting up. At least we stopped the conce--"

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/10/22(Sat)04:35:47 No.5491806

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/10/22(Sat)04:35:47 No.5491806

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5491801
throw Agent No Name directly onto the stage

Anonymous (ID: uoF/8Art)
12/10/22(Sat)04:37:06 No.5491808

Anonymous (ID: uoF/8Art) 12/10/22(Sat)04:37:06 No.5491808

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5491801
BLOW POWER STATION THE FUCK UP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu)
12/10/22(Sat)04:37:08 No.5491809

Anonymous (ID: LpyzBIxu) 12/10/22(Sat)04:37:08 No.5491809

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5491801
LUUUUUUUUKE

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)04:54:47 No.5491820

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)04:54:47 No.5491820

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>>5491806
"Damnit. I need a projectile...Agent No Name! I apologize in advance. Now GOOOOoooo........ah"

Anonymous (ID: 13juiHAP)
12/10/22(Sat)04:58:05 No.5491822

Anonymous (ID: 13juiHAP) 12/10/22(Sat)04:58:05 No.5491822

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5491820
QUICK, WE NEED TO SET UP THE IDOL LOV-I MEAN BRAINWASH SONG

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/10/22(Sat)05:00:27 No.5491825

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/10/22(Sat)05:00:27 No.5491825

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5491820
shes fast...

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)05:10:16 No.5491831

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)05:10:16 No.5491831

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>>5491825
And then, the rebellion's idol makes a sound

She yelled out Luke's name. Without the need for a microphone. Everyone heard it

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/10/22(Sat)05:31:39 No.5491843

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/10/22(Sat)05:31:39 No.5491843

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5491831
objective: survive

Anonymous (ID: 61LYVfed)
12/10/22(Sat)05:40:39 No.5491848

Anonymous (ID: 61LYVfed) 12/10/22(Sat)05:40:39 No.5491848

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5491831
The power room blows up and speakers that took 50 years to construct won't work, oh no!

Anonymous (ID: 6m7jl0fE)
12/10/22(Sat)05:49:12 No.5491852

Anonymous (ID: 6m7jl0fE) 12/10/22(Sat)05:49:12 No.5491852

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5491831
No-Name awakens and throws a net on the Idol

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)06:05:30 No.5491858

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)06:05:30 No.5491858

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>>5491848
Power Room already blew up.

~~Also my internet crapped out so I thought thread stopped updating. I gotta head out for dinner. Be back in like. 2 horus~~

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/10/22(Sat)08:38:03 No.5491944

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/10/22(Sat)08:38:03 No.5491944

>>5491858
2 hours

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/10/22(Sat)08:52:11 No.5491956

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/10/22(Sat)08:52:11 No.5491956

OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)09:00:59 No.5491959

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)09:00:59 No.5491959

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sorry my net's slow

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/10/22(Sat)09:02:34 No.5491960

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/10/22(Sat)09:02:34 No.5491960

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5491959
Not good enough OP.

To the Kpop mines with you!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)09:06:05 No.5491964

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)09:06:05 No.5491964

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>>5491960

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/10/22(Sat)09:08:57 No.5491967

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/10/22(Sat)09:08:57 No.5491967

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5491964
>Meanwhile, back at the LILLY DOME.....

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)09:21:53 No.5491973

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)09:21:53 No.5491973

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>>5491967
LILLY HAS STARTED TO SING A SONG RAGGING ON HER BROTHER! THE REBELS HAVE BEEN WHIPPED INTO A FRENZY! LUKE IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TOWARDS THE STAGE!

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/10/22(Sat)09:42:20 No.5491981

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/10/22(Sat)09:42:20 No.5491981

>>5491973
Looks like we need to neutralize the rebel now

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/10/22(Sat)09:42:59 No.5491982

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/10/22(Sat)09:42:59 No.5491982

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5491973
>>5491981
Do we have anything that can calm rebels down

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)09:53:27 No.5491991

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>>5491982
"I'M GONNA TRY TO SHUT HER UP. THAT SHOULD STOP THE FRENZY" Yelled Luke over the comms

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/10/22(Sat)09:54:30 No.5491992

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/10/22(Sat)09:54:30 No.5491992

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5491991
RAP BATTLE BETWEEN LUKE AND LILLY

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)10:01:54 No.5491997

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)10:01:54 No.5491997

>>5491992
>popcorn.jpg

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)10:04:46 No.5491999

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>>5491992
As Lilly continues to sing about how her brother is a bitchass who neglects his sister, Luke manages to cut a path through the rebels and climb on stage

"Time to go home, Lilly"

Damnit Luke that didn't even rhyme, you're making us look bad homie

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)10:10:54 No.5492001

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)10:10:54 No.5492001

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5491999
Actually it's "rap" as in "rap her over the back of the head with a large heavy blunt object"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)10:19:07 No.5492006

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)10:19:07 No.5492006

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>>5492001
"You can certainly try. Big brother"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)10:20:48 No.5492008

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)10:20:48 No.5492008

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5492006
It's sausage time.

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)10:22:44 No.5492010

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)10:22:44 No.5492010

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5492006
DO IT
It's for the glory of the USSR's Spess Dominio-- I mean, the Empire

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)10:28:53 No.5492014

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>>5492008
"...now c'mon Lilly. Don't be ridiculous. Come back with me. Here, I even cooked you a hotdog, just the way you like it"

Anonymous (ID: ubgPErOQ)
12/10/22(Sat)10:31:52 No.5492016

Anonymous (ID: ubgPErOQ) 12/10/22(Sat)10:31:52 No.5492016

>>5492006
>>5492014
"Quit illin', i know your real name's Lillian
Go ahead and take a bow, you know it's time to go back now"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)10:32:07 No.5492017

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)10:32:07 No.5492017

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5492014
Yeah Lilly, the whole Island is worried about you. They all want you back safe and sound. Plus, while you were gone I finally managed to finish the big castle on Grandmas Island.

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)10:35:51 No.5492018

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)10:35:51 No.5492018

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5492014
She usually finds sausage irresistible... Hope like hell she won't realise it's drugged

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)10:45:13 No.5492025

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>>5492017
"hnnngggghhh....nnno...NO! DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME, LUKE! I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE!"

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)10:49:19 No.5492028

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)10:49:19 No.5492028

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5492025
Show her you care. While thousands of people watch

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)10:50:52 No.5492029

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)10:50:52 No.5492029

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5492028
>>5492025
Big hug time!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)11:14:53 No.5492039

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>>5492028

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)11:16:29 No.5492040

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)11:16:29 No.5492040

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5492039
the crowd starts cheering at the top of their lungs

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)11:16:56 No.5492041

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)11:16:56 No.5492041

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5492039
How does Lilly react!?

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:20:42 No.5492044

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:20:42 No.5492044

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5492039
Now ride away with her on a badarse bone-dragon

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)11:24:37 No.5492045

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>>5492040

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)11:25:37 No.5492046

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)11:25:37 No.5492046

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5492045
Big family hug between Lilly and Luke!

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:28:16 No.5492049

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:28:16 No.5492049

>>5492046
>69
Nothing sus

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)11:29:45 No.5492050

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)11:29:45 No.5492050

>>5492049
Silence, Ken. This is absolutely wholesome and not some perverted sex fetish.

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:32:43 No.5492052

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:32:43 No.5492052

>>5492050
Tell that to Boy

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)11:40:57 No.5492053

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>>5492049

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)11:42:53 No.5492054

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)11:42:53 No.5492054

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5492053
OP
~~Smack Anon's nuts!~~

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/10/22(Sat)11:44:02 No.5492055

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/10/22(Sat)11:44:02 No.5492055

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5492053
Now kith.

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:45:35 No.5492056

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:45:35 No.5492056

>>5492053
What? I said nothing was sus
Continue with epic-yet-wholesome moment please

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:49:43 No.5492061

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:49:43 No.5492061

>>5492055
Ew now that is a perverted sex fetish

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)11:49:55 No.5492062

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>>5492054

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:53:06 No.5492067

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:53:06 No.5492067

>>5492062
Thank you Sir may I have another

Anonymous (ID: ubgPErOQ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:54:20 No.5492071

Anonymous (ID: ubgPErOQ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:54:20 No.5492071

>>5492062
Dragon witch lady throws up out of jealousy/disgust

Anonymous (ID: ubgPErOQ)
12/10/22(Sat)11:55:21 No.5492073

Anonymous (ID: ubgPErOQ) 12/10/22(Sat)11:55:21 No.5492073

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5492071

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)11:56:31 No.5492076

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)11:56:31 No.5492076

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5492062
now that justice has been served back to the wholesome family moment

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)12:04:13 No.5492092

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>>5492076
"B...Big bro..."

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)12:09:35 No.5492100

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)12:09:35 No.5492100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5492092
Deez nuts're delicious
So after all the hugging can they still ride out of the rock concert on a dragon or what
>>5492044

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)12:10:48 No.5492104

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)12:10:48 No.5492104

>>5492100
you rolled one less than before
you are getting weaker

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)12:19:00 No.5492121

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)12:19:00 No.5492121

>>5492104
Must be all that misdirected sexual energy. Totally not hiding my powerlevel or anything

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)12:26:35 No.5492127

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>>5492100
"Come Lilly, take my hand"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)12:27:39 No.5492128

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)12:27:39 No.5492128

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5492127
Will she take it?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)12:35:56 No.5492138

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>>5492128
WHAT WILL LILLY DO

A. Take Luke's hand, ride out together on his dragon while blasting rock music
B. No. He won't pay for his neglect of her that easy! Lilly draws her sword!
C. [censored]
D. Insert option here

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)12:36:58 No.5492141

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)12:36:58 No.5492141

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5492138
A

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)12:50:10 No.5492156

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)12:50:10 No.5492156

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5492138
D eat the hot dog
But also A probably

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)12:51:09 No.5492159

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>>5492141
[Insert sick ass rock music of your choice playing loudly in the background here]

"If you cared so much why don't you hang out with me much anymore?"

"I...uh...thought you're old enough that you'd want to spend time with people your age more"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)12:52:29 No.5492162

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)12:52:29 No.5492162

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5492159
Ahhh, that's so sweet...

Okay, moment over. Time to kill more rebels.

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)12:52:40 No.5492163

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)12:52:40 No.5492163

>>5492104
>>5492156
You were saying?...

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)12:55:06 No.5492164

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)12:55:06 No.5492164

>>5492163
nani?! How is this possible?

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)12:56:05 No.5492166

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)12:56:05 No.5492166

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5492162
This but with the dragon as well
And any dragons Dragonwitch wants to throw in

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)12:59:03 No.5492168

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)12:59:03 No.5492168

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>>5492162
And so Luke took Lilly to another sector for some family bonding.

Agent No Name finally wakes up

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)12:59:57 No.5492169

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)12:59:57 No.5492169

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5492168
"Did we win? Where am I? Where are my pants?"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)13:00:20 No.5492171

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)13:00:20 No.5492171

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5492168
Fucking Luke, if he's taking Lilly back home who's gonna pilot the mech with Joseph!? Ah, a problem for another time. Now we have to finish securing the station!

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)13:02:12 No.5492172

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)13:02:12 No.5492172

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5492166
Hmm I'll go train harder
>>5492168
Actually do things. Shoot rebels or something

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)13:05:49 No.5492174

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)13:05:49 No.5492174

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>>5492171
"Hey, uh, hi. Are you guys with that Luke guy?"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)13:06:35 No.5492176

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)13:06:35 No.5492176

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5492174
Yes? Is this a trick question?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)13:13:27 No.5492179

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)13:13:27 No.5492179

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>>5492176
"Yeah, well. We're all fans of hers"

"Ten outta ten concert"

"I creamed myself"

"...We kinda broke off from the main rebel forces and followed her specifically. And since she's with her brother now, we'll follow him and whoever he's with too"

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)13:14:39 No.5492180

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)13:14:39 No.5492180

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5492179
Prove your loyalty, tell us where the Princess is being held prisoner

~~Also do you have any reason not to become skeletons? Asking for a friend~~

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)13:15:47 No.5492181

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)13:15:47 No.5492181

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5492180
>>5492179
This. Do you have a fear of calcium based life-forms?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)13:17:16 No.5492184

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)13:17:16 No.5492184

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>>5492180
"She's at Rebel HQ, where else"

"Also skeletons aren't real"

"That'd be spooky"

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)13:20:15 No.5492186

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)13:20:15 No.5492186

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5492184
They would be spooky, wouldn't they

Is Rebel HQ nearby and do you have anything that will help us get in there?

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)13:22:25 No.5492188

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)13:22:25 No.5492188

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5492184
We can work with this. Radio Luke and get him to ask Lilly to sing a new powerballad from the back of the dragon and fully brainwash her fan boys. They'll end up loving the Empire for sure

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)13:29:15 No.5492191

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)13:29:15 No.5492191

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>>5492186
"Well, we got coordinates"

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ)
12/10/22(Sat)13:31:31 No.5492192

Anonymous (ID: sWrWwXvJ) 12/10/22(Sat)13:31:31 No.5492192

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5492191
Input coordinates

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/10/22(Sat)13:32:38 No.5492193

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/10/22(Sat)13:32:38 No.5492193

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5492188
This >>5492191 but have Lily sing a spooky song so all the simps turn into skeletons instantly.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)13:35:02 No.5492195

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)13:35:02 No.5492195

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5492193
>>5492191
Yes, this is an excellent plan. Spooky Transformations.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)13:49:32 No.5492209

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)13:49:32 No.5492209

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>>5492195
"pardon?"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/10/22(Sat)13:52:48 No.5492220

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/10/22(Sat)13:52:48 No.5492220

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5492209
If Lilly's Rock music turns people into murder simps, then a spooky ballad would turn them into skeleton simps! And then we would have more skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)14:12:46 No.5492249

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)14:12:46 No.5492249

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>>5492220

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/10/22(Sat)14:37:23 No.5492264

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/10/22(Sat)14:37:23 No.5492264

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5492249
Input coordinates toward Rebel HQ, let see how far it is.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)14:47:42 No.5492283

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)14:47:42 No.5492283

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5492264
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)14:48:43 No.5492284

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)14:48:43 No.5492284

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>>5492283
whoops forgot pic

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/10/22(Sat)14:52:39 No.5492289

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/10/22(Sat)14:52:39 No.5492289

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5492283
>>5492284
Let see.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)15:12:47 No.5492307

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)15:12:47 No.5492307

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>5492289
It's close! About [dice roll] sector (s) over

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/10/22(Sat)15:19:44 No.5492313

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/10/22(Sat)15:19:44 No.5492313

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5492307
Damn, three sectors, I hope they aren't swarming with rebel forces and other menagerie of hostiles

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/10/22(Sat)15:20:56 No.5492316

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/10/22(Sat)15:20:56 No.5492316

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5492249
AAAAAAAAAAH! turn them back! Ethnic cleansing would bump this quest up to a hard R rating from a cool PG13. Lilly is currently riding on Lukes magic dragon, this quest cannot handle the rating change at this time.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/10/22(Sat)15:25:05 No.5492327

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/10/22(Sat)15:25:05 No.5492327

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>>5492313
hehe yeah. Sure hope that won't happen.

Anyway I gotta sleep. See you all next time.

Updates b here n shit: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/12/22(Mon)07:22:14 No.5494198

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/12/22(Mon)07:22:14 No.5494198

OP WHAT IS THIS
https://twitter.com/notapaladin/status/1602241862630252548

Anonymous (ID: uvUyzTNI)
12/12/22(Mon)07:33:22 No.5494206

Anonymous (ID: uvUyzTNI) 12/12/22(Mon)07:33:22 No.5494206

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>>5494198

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB)
12/12/22(Mon)07:49:16 No.5494212

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB) 12/12/22(Mon)07:49:16 No.5494212

>>5494198
I don't have a twitter account like you normies, somebody post it

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/12/22(Mon)10:41:36 No.5494300

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/12/22(Mon)10:41:36 No.5494300

>>5494198
what is what

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38)
12/12/22(Mon)11:34:24 No.5494330

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38) 12/12/22(Mon)11:34:24 No.5494330

>>5494198
I always knew OP will transition into a full blown twitter coomer. He has dropped subtle hints I noticed since Vampire Hunter Adventure.
Now we just wait for the patreon to drop

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/12/22(Mon)12:05:04 No.5494348

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/12/22(Mon)12:05:04 No.5494348

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>OP going to abandon us to become a vtuber twitter coomer artist
Guess we'll have to restart Operation Rolling Thunder soon.

Anonymous (ID: BVtuKsu7)
12/12/22(Mon)14:43:06 No.5494443

Anonymous (ID: BVtuKsu7) 12/12/22(Mon)14:43:06 No.5494443

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>>5492327
>>5494198
OPEE WHAT IS THIS IMAGE AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES "#AYANAILLUST" MEAN?

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/12/22(Mon)22:40:50 No.5494822

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/12/22(Mon)22:40:50 No.5494822

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>>5492327
thanks for the hard work OP

Anonymous (ID: U3Kep3Wr)
12/12/22(Mon)23:05:47 No.5494843

Anonymous (ID: U3Kep3Wr) 12/12/22(Mon)23:05:47 No.5494843

>>5494822

Wowzers that's well-done ~~but easy on the incest-fetishizing, senpai.~~

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/12/22(Mon)23:42:28 No.5494892

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/12/22(Mon)23:42:28 No.5494892

>>5494843
It's clearly Ken

Anonymous (ID: l81XpCDk)
12/13/22(Tue)00:23:24 No.5494955

Anonymous (ID: l81XpCDk) 12/13/22(Tue)00:23:24 No.5494955

>>5494822
Thank you for your service

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/13/22(Tue)01:37:43 No.5495048

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/13/22(Tue)01:37:43 No.5495048

>>5494822
Ken, you need to stop. This has gone far enough.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/13/22(Tue)07:09:00 No.5495282

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/13/22(Tue)07:09:00 No.5495282

>>5494822
OP Here, I love you

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/13/22(Tue)14:28:41 No.5495629

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/13/22(Tue)14:28:41 No.5495629

>>5495282
domo

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/14/22(Wed)00:35:09 No.5496310

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/14/22(Wed)00:35:09 No.5496310

It's tomorrow and OP still hasn't posted, use the opportunity to delete his lewd folders so he'll spend all his freetime running quests

OPPPEEEEEEEEEE (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/14/22(Wed)01:54:21 No.5496419

OPPPEEEEEEEEEE (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/14/22(Wed)01:54:21 No.5496419

OPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: hOh5jrdw)
12/14/22(Wed)04:38:18 No.5496535

Anonymous (ID: hOh5jrdw) 12/14/22(Wed)04:38:18 No.5496535

>>5494822
>>5495282
Just kiss already you gay homo faggots

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)11:28:27 No.5496766

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)11:28:27 No.5496766

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Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/14/22(Wed)11:34:46 No.5496776

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/14/22(Wed)11:34:46 No.5496776

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5496766
Eat

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)11:37:44 No.5496778

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)11:37:44 No.5496778

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>>5496776

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/14/22(Wed)11:57:54 No.5496791

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/14/22(Wed)11:57:54 No.5496791

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5496778
Next
>>5492313

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)12:08:48 No.5496798

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)12:08:48 No.5496798

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>>5496791
Indeed, sure hope each sector is swarming with rebels, with a big bad rebel Captain in charge of each that you'd have to beat in a boss fight."

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7)
12/14/22(Wed)12:36:36 No.5496811

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7) 12/14/22(Wed)12:36:36 No.5496811

>>5496766
… like a catloaf?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)12:42:52 No.5496814

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)12:42:52 No.5496814

>>5496811
It's an Agentloaf

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)12:43:54 No.5496817

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)12:43:54 No.5496817

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>>5496814

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7)
12/14/22(Wed)12:48:28 No.5496822

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7) 12/14/22(Wed)12:48:28 No.5496822

>>5496817
Luke’s a cat heehee

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7)
12/14/22(Wed)12:51:48 No.5496826

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7) 12/14/22(Wed)12:51:48 No.5496826

>>5496822
oh wait fuck I meant agent

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)12:53:49 No.5496828

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)12:53:49 No.5496828

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>>5496822

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7)
12/14/22(Wed)12:55:26 No.5496831

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7) 12/14/22(Wed)12:55:26 No.5496831

>>5496828
im gonna go ahead and die from my embarassment real quick

Lucinda Newhorn (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/14/22(Wed)12:56:53 No.5496836

Lucinda Newhorn (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/14/22(Wed)12:56:53 No.5496836

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5496828
>Random eyyyy

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)12:58:12 No.5496839

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)12:58:12 No.5496839

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>5496828
The Lukecat jumps from the thought bubble and attacks luke!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)13:00:41 No.5496840

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)13:00:41 No.5496840

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>>5496836

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7)
12/14/22(Wed)13:05:25 No.5496846

Anonymous (ID: 4HCbFsa7) 12/14/22(Wed)13:05:25 No.5496846

>>5496840
punch the ayy in the eye

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)13:05:47 No.5496847

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)13:05:47 No.5496847

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5496840
Welp, time to pillage the base

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)13:09:52 No.5496848

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)13:09:52 No.5496848

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>>5496847
"ayy lmao"

Translation: Please sir, do not pillage our base, we are but innocent ayys

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)13:10:53 No.5496849

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)13:10:53 No.5496849

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5496848
Pretend to not understand their language

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)13:20:14 No.5496854

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)13:20:14 No.5496854

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>>5496849
*nervous ayy lmao*

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)13:24:20 No.5496855

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)13:24:20 No.5496855

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5496854
They don't speak the common tongue, meaning they're not from the Empire right? This is entirely justified, we're bringing the glorious Empire to the ayy!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)13:34:42 No.5496861

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)13:34:42 No.5496861

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>>5496855

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)13:36:08 No.5496864

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)13:36:08 No.5496864

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5496861
pillaging- i mean family bonding montage with Lilly

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)13:59:41 No.5496879

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)13:59:41 No.5496879

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>>5496864
"Hehe, you can't catch me"

"D'aaaw, c'mere you little rascal"

*anguished ayy lmaos of despair*

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)14:04:16 No.5496883

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)14:04:16 No.5496883

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5496879
Back to the infinitely more boring agent at the crashed concert, what a party pooper!
If he wants to fix his reputation he needs to find a way to entertain all the visitors, fast.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)14:10:28 No.5496892

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>>5496883
Well, you did turn every rebel in attendance to your cause. AND gotten the coordinates to the princess. Surely you wouldn't NEED to stay here and entertain your newly converted troops.

What are they gonna do? Think you're lame or something?

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)14:13:15 No.5496896

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)14:13:15 No.5496896

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5496892
They boo him and call him lame, coincidentally he is standing atop the stage with all eyes on him.

Lucinda Newhorn (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/14/22(Wed)14:13:49 No.5496897

Lucinda Newhorn (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/14/22(Wed)14:13:49 No.5496897

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5496892
RAP SESSION FOR THE TROOPS

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)14:16:20 No.5496900

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)14:16:20 No.5496900

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5496896
N-no, surely that isn't the case

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)14:16:52 No.5496902

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)14:16:52 No.5496902

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5496900
Boooo!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)14:28:13 No.5496908

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)14:28:13 No.5496908

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>>5496902

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)14:29:58 No.5496910

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)14:29:58 No.5496910

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5496908
Quick, do something funny!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/14/22(Wed)14:32:05 No.5496912

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/14/22(Wed)14:32:05 No.5496912

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5496908
OH MY GOD NO! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING HIP AND COOL FAST!

~~Quickly, do Gangnam style!~~

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2)
12/14/22(Wed)14:34:23 No.5496914

Anonymous (ID: RWHZybu2) 12/14/22(Wed)14:34:23 No.5496914

>>5496912 >>5496908
You know what? do this instead

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)14:37:57 No.5496917

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)14:37:57 No.5496917

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5496910
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/14/22(Wed)14:39:49 No.5496920

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/14/22(Wed)14:39:49 No.5496920

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5496917
Gangnam style!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)14:45:33 No.5496922

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)14:45:33 No.5496922

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>>5496920
Agent No Name busts out Gangnam Style

OP immediately dies of cringe

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/14/22(Wed)14:58:42 No.5496934

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/14/22(Wed)14:58:42 No.5496934

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5496922
Pilfer the grave for anything vaulable

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/14/22(Wed)15:01:07 No.5496937

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/14/22(Wed)15:01:07 No.5496937

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5496922
Piss on the grave.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)15:04:03 No.5496942

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)15:04:03 No.5496942

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>>5496934
Oy, get yer own grave

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES)
12/14/22(Wed)15:14:17 No.5496949

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES) 12/14/22(Wed)15:14:17 No.5496949

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5496942
Pour Gravy on the Grave (and on OP)

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)15:16:11 No.5496950

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)15:16:11 No.5496950

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>>5496949

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/14/22(Wed)15:17:32 No.5496953

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/14/22(Wed)15:17:32 No.5496953

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5496950
Mug the dead(?) OP

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/14/22(Wed)15:44:54 No.5496969

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/14/22(Wed)15:44:54 No.5496969

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>>5496953
Being a broke ass bitch, OP got nothing on him.

And now I gotta sleep. Be back in lie, 8 hours

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/14/22(Wed)16:01:32 No.5496981

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/14/22(Wed)16:01:32 No.5496981

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5496969
Gay.

Anonymous (ID: 99kt3HxX)
12/15/22(Thu)00:26:44 No.5497411

Anonymous (ID: 99kt3HxX) 12/15/22(Thu)00:26:44 No.5497411

>>5496969
8 hours

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)00:38:32 No.5497430

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)00:38:32 No.5497430

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>>5497411
ah shit

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)00:42:32 No.5497439

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)00:42:32 No.5497439

>>5497430
real shit?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)00:46:03 No.5497443

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)00:46:03 No.5497443

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>>5497439

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)00:46:24 No.5497445

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)00:46:24 No.5497445

>>5497430
Shotasniffer porn

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)00:48:40 No.5497446

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)00:48:40 No.5497446

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5497443
Agent No Name? More like Agent lame
Gottem

That's what you are after busting out such a yeeyee ass gangnam style

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)00:54:53 No.5497456

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)00:54:53 No.5497456

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>>5497446
The entire arena booed so hard, Joseph had to carry you back to the ship

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)00:57:07 No.5497458

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)00:57:07 No.5497458

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5497456
Agent No Fame proceeds to run a short inventory to see if the crew looted something useful from the concert

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)00:58:17 No.5497460

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)00:58:17 No.5497460

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5497456
Not everyone is born an entertainer. Cry into your Shotasniffer bodypillow, it always understands you. It doesn't judge.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)01:00:09 No.5497462

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)01:00:09 No.5497462

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5497458
Of course. Surely the gacha won't fail you

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)01:01:17 No.5497464

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)01:01:17 No.5497464

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5497462
Oh no
Better be something good like a cool new gun

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:09:46 No.5497470

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:09:46 No.5497470

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5497462
Maybe you looted a captive prisoner!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)01:13:50 No.5497475

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)01:13:50 No.5497475

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>>5497464
Yes. A weapon! What will it be? A sidearm? A rifle? A launcher? Bigass machine gun? Melee weapon?

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)01:16:02 No.5497477

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)01:16:02 No.5497477

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5497475
A transformable weapon that does all of that!
How?
Nanomachines, don't question it.

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:18:14 No.5497479

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:18:14 No.5497479

>>5497475
A set of power claws, like the Green Dragon captain had in thread one but this one is deep blue instead of green. Special Power: If given to a random skeleton it upgrades them to a Commandet unit instantly.

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:19:21 No.5497481

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:19:21 No.5497481

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5497479
>>5497475
dice because I did the forgettings.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)01:23:16 No.5497483

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)01:23:16 No.5497483

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>>5497481
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:24:47 No.5497484

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:24:47 No.5497484

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5497483
Yes, we need a skeleton captain unit.

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)01:28:32 No.5497487

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)01:28:32 No.5497487

>>5497483
Looks cool so I'm not gonna contest it

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:29:43 No.5497488

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:29:43 No.5497488

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5497483
>>5497484
>>5497487
But it's blue...

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)01:31:29 No.5497489

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)01:31:29 No.5497489

>>5497483
>>5497488
Ok question, what is the main color of the empire?

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:31:57 No.5497490

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:31:57 No.5497490

>>5497488
We found it in the Lilly Dome, of course it'd be blue. Any weapon we salvaged here would've been blue.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)01:34:38 No.5497493

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)01:34:38 No.5497493

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>>5497484
Are you super duper suuuuuuuure

>>5497490
Facts and Logic

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:35:45 No.5497496

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:35:45 No.5497496

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5497493
Yes faggot, lock in the choice.

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)01:36:36 No.5497497

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)01:36:36 No.5497497

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5497493 >>5497496

How about a mean looking bayonet for your existing gu-
Oh damn I am not going to defeat that roll

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:38:15 No.5497498

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:38:15 No.5497498

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5497493
>>5497496
Everyone complains about the blueness

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:41:59 No.5497502

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:41:59 No.5497502

>>5497498
It'd be half and half: Shotasniffer fans would gripe about the blue being too tacky while the recently converted Lilly fans would love it.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)01:52:26 No.5497509

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)01:52:26 No.5497509

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>>5497496
You got:

Power Claws!

When activated, they give off a blue energy aura.

Half of your men would complain that it's not red. The other half complain about the first half wanting it to be red

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)01:54:20 No.5497511

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)01:54:20 No.5497511

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5497509
One of the claws are modified to have a red aura to appease both sides

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL)
12/15/22(Thu)01:56:55 No.5497513

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL) 12/15/22(Thu)01:56:55 No.5497513

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5497509
>>5497511
WOOOOOW FENCESITTER

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)01:57:31 No.5497515

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)01:57:31 No.5497515

>>5497513
The fence is very pointy

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)02:01:41 No.5497517

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)02:01:41 No.5497517

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5497511
Ah yes, the symbolisim of the two sides of Shotasniffer fans and Lilly fans coming together to defeat the Rebels who don't simp for anyone. It truly is a moment of all time.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)02:11:03 No.5497527

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)02:11:03 No.5497527

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>>5497513
Anon is an enlightened centrist

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:13:06 No.5497533

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:13:06 No.5497533

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5497527
You may not like it, but this is what peak intelligence looks like

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:14:07 No.5497535

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:14:07 No.5497535

>>5497533
guh...

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)02:16:40 No.5497540

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)02:16:40 No.5497540

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>>5497533

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)02:16:44 No.5497541

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)02:16:44 No.5497541

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5497527
Anon gets laughed out of the Dome for holding no strong opinions on anything. A onions boy in the flesh and in the mind.

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:18:17 No.5497542

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:18:17 No.5497542

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5497540
Don't bully me op pls I just want my strawberry and blueberry claws PLSSS

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)02:18:25 No.5497543

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)02:18:25 No.5497543

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5497541
this, the only thing two poler opposite sides hate more then each other is fence sitters

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL)
12/15/22(Thu)02:20:21 No.5497547

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL) 12/15/22(Thu)02:20:21 No.5497547

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5497540
The arguments continue through the warp
Meanwhile the controlled opposition "rebels" are plotting their next move

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:22:09 No.5497549

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:22:09 No.5497549

>>5497547
This.
It is good filler

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)02:23:33 No.5497552

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)02:23:33 No.5497552

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>>5497542
EVERYONE LOOK AT ANON AND HIS YEYE ASS COLGATE TOOTHPASTE CLAWS

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:25:24 No.5497555

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:25:24 No.5497555

>>5497552
Nooooooooo!

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL)
12/15/22(Thu)02:26:33 No.5497557

Anonymous (ID: zcNG2/tL) 12/15/22(Thu)02:26:33 No.5497557

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5497552
>>5497547
"Yeah, they're mocking him for being a dual Lilly and Shotasniffer fanboy."

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)02:28:40 No.5497558

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)02:28:40 No.5497558

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5497552
Don't give the claws to Anon, he has no combat skills.

Give them to one of our best skeletons

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:29:12 No.5497559

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:29:12 No.5497559

>>5497557
Truly, I have twice the number of haters for liking both
They're just mad at my style

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)02:34:28 No.5497562

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)02:34:28 No.5497562

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>>5497557
"Also because that means the claws would have the color scheme of toothpaste"

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:37:16 No.5497565

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:37:16 No.5497565

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5497562
Then dub me Toothpaste Anon because I'll clean your teeth off of your jaws! HIYA

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:38:25 No.5497568

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:38:25 No.5497568

>>5497565
guh
I trip and fucking stab myself

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)02:38:58 No.5497570

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)02:38:58 No.5497570

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5497562

>>5497565
Your poor rolls prove you unworthy of the toothpaste claws

Give the claws to some one of our best skeleton minions to make them a named character

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC)
12/15/22(Thu)02:40:16 No.5497572

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC) 12/15/22(Thu)02:40:16 No.5497572

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5497562
"At least they have the mech that our agent gave to them."
>>5497568
Should have gone full red

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:41:11 No.5497573

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:41:11 No.5497573

>>5497572
Its gonna be full red once its covered in my blood

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)02:41:31 No.5497574

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)02:41:31 No.5497574

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5497570
>>5497562
This, surely with all the boarding actipns we've done we'd have some good candidates for promotions

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)02:51:25 No.5497581

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)02:51:25 No.5497581

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>>5497574
Of course. Let's see our candidates

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:52:35 No.5497582

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:52:35 No.5497582

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5497581
Show us their stats

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)02:56:01 No.5497584

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)02:56:01 No.5497584

Rolled 45, 77, 58, 40, 91, 89, 98, 33, 47, 42, 93, 94 = 807 (12d100)

>>5497581
>>5497582
Rolling 12d100 to determine each skeletons innate stats, higher is better. Starting with the top left skeleton.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)02:56:02 No.5497585

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)02:56:02 No.5497585

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5497581
after doing eenie meenie miney mo I have come to the conclusion that we should pick this guy

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)02:57:56 No.5497586

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)02:57:56 No.5497586

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>>5497582
QUICK! EVERYONE!

Roll 4d20

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)02:58:22 No.5497587

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)02:58:22 No.5497587

Rolled 20, 15, 9, 1 = 45 (4d20)

>>5497586

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)02:59:04 No.5497589

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)02:59:04 No.5497589

>>5497586
with gusto!

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)02:59:21 No.5497590

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)02:59:21 No.5497590

Rolled 1, 3, 9, 8 = 21 (4d20)

>>5497586
dice dice DICE

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)03:00:14 No.5497591

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)03:00:14 No.5497591

Rolled 14, 6, 5, 1 = 26 (4d20)

>>5497589
fucko!

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)03:00:23 No.5497592

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)03:00:23 No.5497592

>>5497590
They hate me, the dice HATE me, I hate them back.

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)03:00:31 No.5497593

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)03:00:31 No.5497593

Rolled 20, 14, 4, 14 = 52 (4d20)

>>5497587
>1
Some poor skeleton schmuck has the lowest stats imaginable
>>5497586
My big dick roll

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC)
12/15/22(Thu)03:09:43 No.5497602

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC) 12/15/22(Thu)03:09:43 No.5497602

Rolled 10, 17, 20, 4 = 51 (4d20)

>>5497586

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)03:13:43 No.5497604

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)03:13:43 No.5497604

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>>5497587
>>5497590
>>5497591
>>5497593
>>5497602
Skeleton Generation is a-go

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES)
12/15/22(Thu)03:15:00 No.5497605

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES) 12/15/22(Thu)03:15:00 No.5497605

Rolled 16, 18, 2, 15 = 51 (4d20)

>>5497586

This Skeleton will be called Herb

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)03:15:23 No.5497606

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)03:15:23 No.5497606

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5497604
4
He is gonna be focused on melee and I don't know if we have any techy heroes

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)03:17:04 No.5497607

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)03:17:04 No.5497607

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5497604
>>5497605
I want this if a sixth is still possible, thems some good rolls

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)03:17:41 No.5497608

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)03:17:41 No.5497608

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>>5497605
oh hey anotha one

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)03:18:04 No.5497609

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)03:18:04 No.5497609

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5497608
6

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)03:18:10 No.5497610

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)03:18:10 No.5497610

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5497604
Skele 1 has the most melee, he gets the claws

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)03:18:55 No.5497611

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)03:18:55 No.5497611

>>5497608
>>5497606
changing to 6

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)03:19:05 No.5497612

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)03:19:05 No.5497612

>>5497609
ok satan

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC)
12/15/22(Thu)03:20:47 No.5497614

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC) 12/15/22(Thu)03:20:47 No.5497614

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5497608
>>5497609
It's like you're playing PES

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)03:21:28 No.5497615

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)03:21:28 No.5497615

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5497608
nvm give it to 6

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)03:25:21 No.5497618

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)03:25:21 No.5497618

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>>5497609
Okay Satan

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)03:26:28 No.5497619

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)03:26:28 No.5497619

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5497618
confirm
Name: Jefferim

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)03:27:42 No.5497623

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)03:27:42 No.5497623

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5497618
Show us the evolution from skeleton to skeleton captain before we name him

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC)
12/15/22(Thu)03:28:47 No.5497624

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC) 12/15/22(Thu)03:28:47 No.5497624

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5497618
>>5497623
>>5497619
*Pokémon evolution theme*

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)03:28:48 No.5497625

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)03:28:48 No.5497625

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5497623
>>5497618
This, Skelevolution animation needed.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)03:41:27 No.5497633

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)03:41:27 No.5497633

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>>5497619
The hell kinda name is "Jefferim"

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)03:43:07 No.5497635

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)03:43:07 No.5497635

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5497633
It's a retarded name, so let's ignore the retarded anon who suggested it and play the Skelevolution animation.

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC)
12/15/22(Thu)03:44:52 No.5497636

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC) 12/15/22(Thu)03:44:52 No.5497636

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5497633
>>5497635
Complete with Scarlet/Violet glitches

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES)
12/15/22(Thu)03:47:32 No.5497639

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES) 12/15/22(Thu)03:47:32 No.5497639

>>5497633
No idea, this Skeleton had a name already.
>>5497605

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)03:49:01 No.5497642

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)03:49:01 No.5497642

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5497633
Sceletus

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)03:55:57 No.5497647

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)03:55:57 No.5497647

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Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)03:58:44 No.5497648

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)03:58:44 No.5497648

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5497647
I dub thee Sceletus the Mighty

Anonymous (ID: re++7TuP)
12/15/22(Thu)03:59:57 No.5497649

Anonymous (ID: re++7TuP) 12/15/22(Thu)03:59:57 No.5497649

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5497647
>>5497648
*laughter*

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)04:04:07 No.5497650

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)04:04:07 No.5497650

>>5497649
no bully Sceletus

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)04:07:01 No.5497651

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)04:07:01 No.5497651

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>>5497648
Are you sure that this is Captain Sceletus

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)04:07:45 No.5497653

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)04:07:45 No.5497653

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5497651
Yeeees (no bully)

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC)
12/15/22(Thu)04:10:31 No.5497655

Anonymous (ID: lyNlxIwC) 12/15/22(Thu)04:10:31 No.5497655

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5497651
Yes.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)04:12:25 No.5497656

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)04:12:25 No.5497656

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>>5497653
"Captain Sceletus, reporting for duty, sir"

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)04:16:34 No.5497658

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)04:16:34 No.5497658

>>5497656
Give him the claws

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)04:17:09 No.5497659

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)04:17:09 No.5497659

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5497656
"Try these claws on"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)04:23:04 No.5497663

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)04:23:04 No.5497663

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>>5497659

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)04:27:25 No.5497664

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)04:27:25 No.5497664

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5497663
Badass.
Go cut up some shit as practice

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)04:35:16 No.5497666

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)04:35:16 No.5497666

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>>5497664
With that done, hopefully you've gotten over the fact that everyone called you lame.

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)04:38:33 No.5497669

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)04:38:33 No.5497669

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5497666
(Satanic digits)
No Name must restore his honor, go commit more war crimes for the Empire

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)04:41:01 No.5497671

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)04:41:01 No.5497671

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5497669
>>5497666
Hell yes, war crime time! Have all ya bois load up in the ships, including all the Rebel ships in the dockyard and go commit righteous murder!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)04:55:33 No.5497676

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)04:55:33 No.5497676

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>>5497671
"The fleet is ready. But what about Luke? Do we wait for him to get back or should we just take off towards the next heavily defended rebel sector?"

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)05:02:48 No.5497682

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)05:02:48 No.5497682

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5497676
Let's kill lightly to medium defended rebel sectors while we wait for Luke to finish his bonding

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES)
12/15/22(Thu)05:06:37 No.5497684

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES) 12/15/22(Thu)05:06:37 No.5497684

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5497663
Looking pretty nifty there, Herb.
Captain Herb Sceletus is gonna cut some Rebels up!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)05:07:30 No.5497685

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)05:07:30 No.5497685

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>>5497682
"Rebel intel also says their high command has 5 super duper rebel captains on top, definitely gonna be the ones holding each of the sectors we need to go through in order to get to the princess"

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)05:11:34 No.5497688

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)05:11:34 No.5497688

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5497685
Dragon Witch is sulking. Pat her on the head to make her feel better.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)05:15:39 No.5497689

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)05:15:39 No.5497689

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>>5497688

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)05:17:02 No.5497690

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)05:17:02 No.5497690

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5497689
YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE PAT!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)05:20:53 No.5497693

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)05:20:53 No.5497693

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>>5497690
The Dragon Witch dodges your pitiful attempts to pat her

Joseph watches in confusion

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)05:23:17 No.5497695

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)05:23:17 No.5497695

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5497693
Joseph goes in for a sneak a-pat!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)05:36:45 No.5497697

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)05:36:45 No.5497697

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>>5497695
Joseph is further confused. What's a sneak-a-pat

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)05:40:05 No.5497699

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)05:40:05 No.5497699

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5497697
It's like a sneak attack, but instead of putting an axe in someones skull you give them a headpat.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)05:58:45 No.5497707

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)05:58:45 No.5497707

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>>5497699

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)06:01:15 No.5497710

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)06:01:15 No.5497710

>>5497707
Do a Bro Attack pat with Joseph

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)06:06:02 No.5497716

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)06:06:02 No.5497716

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>>5497710

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES)
12/15/22(Thu)06:09:05 No.5497717

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES) 12/15/22(Thu)06:09:05 No.5497717

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5497716
Leave her alone. Pat Captain Herb Sceletus instead.

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)06:10:10 No.5497719

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)06:10:10 No.5497719

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5497716
She's f-fast...

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)06:10:32 No.5497720

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)06:10:32 No.5497720

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5497716
Oh shit look out, here comes Sceletus from the sidelines with a one-inch-pat!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)06:16:45 No.5497724

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)06:16:45 No.5497724

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>>5497719

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)06:21:53 No.5497732

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)06:21:53 No.5497732

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5497724
We'll have to unleash the forbidden technique.

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)06:21:58 No.5497733

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)06:21:58 No.5497733

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5497724
Meanwhile on Playtime With Lilly and Luke.
"HELP US OH GOD PLEASE"
"WE SURRENDER JUST STOP TOUCHING THE CONTROL PANEL"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)06:35:10 No.5497739

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)06:35:10 No.5497739

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>>5497732
"No! Not that!"

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)06:43:32 No.5497742

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)06:43:32 No.5497742

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5497739
"Yes, THAT. It is the only way. We can not back down now, not without losing our honor in front of the crew."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)06:49:47 No.5497746

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)06:49:47 No.5497746

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>>5497742
"But...it's too dangerous!"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)06:54:43 No.5497749

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)06:54:43 No.5497749

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5497746
"We have to do this, look at her taunting us with her every move, laughing at us the entire way!"
DW: "What the fuck are you two on about."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)07:11:03 No.5497759

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)07:11:03 No.5497759

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>>5497749
"...yeah chief, I'm sure she's actually taunting us or anything"

Foolish Joseph. Can't he see?! Can't he see how SMUG she is?!

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)07:12:57 No.5497762

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)07:12:57 No.5497762

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5497759
Relent, admit Joseph is right. ~~And use this ruse to lul DW into a sense of false safety and unleash the hidden headpat~~

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)07:17:14 No.5497765

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)07:17:14 No.5497765

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5497762
"I am?...Uh, yeah! I am! Time to stop this silliness, Agent No Name"

Roll 1d100 to definitely continue this silliness

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)07:18:19 No.5497766

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)07:18:19 No.5497766

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5497765
Let the shenanigans resume

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)07:25:12 No.5497769

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)07:25:12 No.5497769

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>>5497766

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL)
12/15/22(Thu)07:26:55 No.5497771

Anonymous (ID: DCXzPrAL) 12/15/22(Thu)07:26:55 No.5497771

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5497769
See, that wasn't so bad, now was it Dragon Witch?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)07:38:42 No.5497775

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)07:38:42 No.5497775

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>>5497771

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)07:42:57 No.5497781

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)07:42:57 No.5497781

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5497775
Oh well, guess we have to incinerate dragon figurines, dragon shows and dragon vidya she has now that she's dead

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)07:48:17 No.5497783

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)07:48:17 No.5497783

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>>5497781
"Hey Luke"

"Oh hi, Joseph. How's it going over there?"

"Oh, uh, yeah. Everything's fine. Agent No Name threatened to throw out all of the Dragon Witch's dragon merch and now she's chasing him around trying to set him on fire. What about you?"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)07:52:14 No.5497788

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)07:52:14 No.5497788

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5497783
"Oh, just educating tribals on the wonders of sausages, bikes, and how veganism is the devil"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)07:57:23 No.5497793

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)07:57:23 No.5497793

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>>5497788
"BUT WE'RE NOT TRIBALS! WE'RE AN ESTABLISHED CIVILIZATION"

"Quiet, xeno"

"YOU'RE THE XENO HERE"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)07:58:34 No.5497794

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)07:58:34 No.5497794

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5497793
Eat this hot dog you dumbo

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)08:02:45 No.5497797

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)08:02:45 No.5497797

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>>5497794
"WH----hmmmmm. Hey, that's pretty good"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)08:04:44 No.5497798

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)08:04:44 No.5497798

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5497797
Now you see the light, my child

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)08:05:26 No.5497799

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)08:05:26 No.5497799

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5497797
"Thank you can now live now."
Now back to No Name being on fire, Are we ready to jump to next sector?

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)08:10:49 No.5497802

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)08:10:49 No.5497802

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5497797
>>5497799
fug, wrong dice

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)08:15:41 No.5497805

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)08:15:41 No.5497805

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>>5497798

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)08:17:46 No.5497808

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)08:17:46 No.5497808

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5497805
Anyways you want to hang around or go back to the ship, Lily?

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)08:18:04 No.5497809

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)08:18:04 No.5497809

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5497805
Convert the xeno to the way of skeleton and sausagefest.

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)08:22:37 No.5497814

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)08:22:37 No.5497814

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5497805
"Stop being a simp for women, Luke"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)08:27:32 No.5497820

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)08:27:32 No.5497820

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>>5497808
"Well....I kinda wanna hang out with you more. What happens when we head back to the ship?"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)08:28:41 No.5497821

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)08:28:41 No.5497821

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5497820
Then we return back and help them rescue your friend the Princess

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)08:29:58 No.5497823

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)08:29:58 No.5497823

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5497820
We...hang out on the ship and go save some space princess?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)08:44:45 No.5497831

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)08:44:45 No.5497831

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>>5497821
>>5497823
"The princess? Needs rescuing? w---"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)08:45:47 No.5497832

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)08:45:47 No.5497832

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5497831
Yeah obviously, also EXPLOSION

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)08:48:59 No.5497833

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)08:48:59 No.5497833

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5497831
Oh W, my third most favorite letter...what's that behind you, sis?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)08:56:08 No.5497837

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)08:56:08 No.5497837

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>>5497832
A REBEL FLEET!

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)08:56:59 No.5497839

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)08:56:59 No.5497839

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5497837
HOW THE HELL

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)08:57:45 No.5497840

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)08:57:45 No.5497840

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5497839
>>5497837
WHAT THE HELL

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)09:01:53 No.5497844

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)09:01:53 No.5497844

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5497837
>>5497839
>>5497840
HOW THE HELL DID YOUR FAN GET HERE THAT FAST LILLY

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)09:06:43 No.5497849

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)09:06:43 No.5497849

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>>5497839
>>5497840
>>5497844
"I RECOGNIZED THAT SHIP!" Yelled Lilly "IT'S THE FLAGSHIP OF ONE OF THE REBEL SUPER CAPTAINS!"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)09:10:53 No.5497852

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)09:10:53 No.5497852

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5497849
That's a lame title...where is our fleet again?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)09:23:19 No.5497873

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>>5497852
"Well, we did flew off away from the Operative's fleet.....OOOOOOOOOOO. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? We can take these guys down, together! Just the two of us!"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)09:31:06 No.5497880

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)09:31:06 No.5497880

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5497873
Sure, if you want to, but might check what the rebel fleet doing here in the first here.

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)09:33:51 No.5497886

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)09:33:51 No.5497886

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5497873
Yes! Just the two of us! Meat acolytes! Hit the toons!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)09:34:42 No.5497887

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)09:34:42 No.5497887

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>>5497880
On cue, the flagship is trying to establish comms

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)09:39:43 No.5497889

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)09:39:43 No.5497889

>>5497887
Luke keeps overshooting trying to balance the TV antenna

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)09:45:17 No.5497892

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)09:45:17 No.5497892

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>>5497889
kkkkkrkrkrkrkkkkk "...hhh.....eeeyyyy.......can.....yyyyrrryyy......" [loud static] "hh......ear.......mmmm.....nnnwwww...."

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)09:46:29 No.5497893

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)09:46:29 No.5497893

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5497892
Hi

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)09:48:19 No.5497895

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)09:48:19 No.5497895

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>>5497893
[loud static continues]

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)09:53:03 No.5497898

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)09:53:03 No.5497898

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5497895
After couple of minute adjust the TV antenna, it now work.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)09:59:31 No.5497902

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)09:59:31 No.5497902

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>>5497898
"Hey. Hello. Can you hear me now?"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)10:00:56 No.5497904

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)10:00:56 No.5497904

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5497902
"No."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)10:08:53 No.5497910

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)10:08:53 No.5497910

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>>5497904
"Fucking damnit. Hey! Check what's wrong with the comms"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)10:09:40 No.5497911

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)10:09:40 No.5497911

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5497910
What's that picture above us? Was it always there?

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)10:09:52 No.5497912

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)10:09:52 No.5497912

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5497910
I don't like the look of this image.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)10:13:59 No.5497920

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)10:13:59 No.5497920

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>>5497912
You DO like the look of this image. wolololo

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)10:14:08 No.5497921

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)10:14:08 No.5497921

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5497910
Do that Leonardo DiCaprio point thing because you recognize the reference

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)10:17:48 No.5497924

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)10:17:48 No.5497924

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5497920
Somehow "Orkuzashi" The Weeb Knight finally left his room and into space and become a space samurai.

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)10:20:30 No.5497928

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)10:20:30 No.5497928

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5497920
It is pretty nice, Opee did an alright job, but I refuse to believe Weeb Knight is competent enough to get this job, maybe Lily Knight, no relation, or Mr.Scythe

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)10:23:53 No.5497931

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)10:23:53 No.5497931

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>>5497924
"Oh! Luke-san! You also know of the great Orkuzashi lineage?"

You really don't like how he pronounced your name there

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)10:26:30 No.5497936

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)10:26:30 No.5497936

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5497931
Also how did you know my name

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)10:30:21 No.5497941

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)10:30:21 No.5497941

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>>5497936
"From Lilly-chan's wonderful songs of course!"

You REALLY don't like how he pronounced Lilly's name there

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)10:30:34 No.5497942

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)10:30:34 No.5497942

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5497931
What? I told you I can't hear you!

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)10:31:35 No.5497943

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)10:31:35 No.5497943

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5497941
Say don't you know about two drunkards we picked up?

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)10:32:05 No.5497945

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)10:32:05 No.5497945

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5497941
"Oh god, is that the dork knight who is possibly a misogynist?"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)10:38:17 No.5497947

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)10:38:17 No.5497947

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>>5497945
"Lilly-chan? Lilly-chan! Is that you? Why did you leave Lilly-chan? Come back with us!"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)10:42:09 No.5497949

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)10:42:09 No.5497949

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5497947
"Watch, he's going to spout some outdated ideals about women and how I should be in the kitchen."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)10:46:20 No.5497951

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)10:46:20 No.5497951

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>>5497949
"C'mon Lilly-chan. Why are you out here? Where your delicate, supple....curvaceous, nubile....ahem....form can be harmed? You know all you need to do is go back to base, keep singing and stay in the kitchen"

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)10:48:44 No.5497953

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)10:48:44 No.5497953

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5497951
"Lilly...go and talk to the nice ladies for a moment. I would like to have a...face-to-face conversation with...that person."
Be Lilly.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)10:53:09 No.5497959

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)10:53:09 No.5497959

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>>5497953
A face to face conversation? Why would Luke want to talk to the weeb in person? Don't he know the weeb is cringe?

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)10:55:23 No.5497964

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)10:55:23 No.5497964

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5497959
"I would just like to teach him how to respect women like I do and that all women are queens. Also I would kindly suggest you look away from the screen and use the comms to tell our family that you are alright."

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)10:55:40 No.5497965

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)10:55:40 No.5497965

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5497959
She's right, audibly cringe at the weeaboo over the connection

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)10:57:12 No.5497969

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)10:57:12 No.5497969

>>5497965
The cringe is so loud that the empire ship could hear it.

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)11:01:48 No.5497972

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)11:01:48 No.5497972

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5497959
Yes buuut...I can show him my grilled sushi!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)11:03:49 No.5497974

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)11:03:49 No.5497974

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>>5497965

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)11:05:27 No.5497976

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)11:05:27 No.5497976

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5497974
"Ah, Lilly-chan! Preparing your vocal chords? And why is Luke-san suddenly powering up like in Dragon Ball?"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/15/22(Thu)11:10:42 No.5497984

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/15/22(Thu)11:10:42 No.5497984

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5497974
Right uhhh don't mind Lilly, she is practicing...anyways what'cha want my man?

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)11:12:37 No.5497988

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)11:12:37 No.5497988

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5497974
"Uhhhh... did you have any mission luke-san you want the fleet to do than can redeem my honor to the King."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)11:13:16 No.5497989

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)11:13:16 No.5497989

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>>5497976

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)11:14:12 No.5497992

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)11:14:12 No.5497992

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5497989
>>5497988

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)11:19:09 No.5497999

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)11:19:09 No.5497999

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>>5497992
"Uh...hello? Luke-san?"

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i)
12/15/22(Thu)11:19:29 No.5498002

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i) 12/15/22(Thu)11:19:29 No.5498002

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5497989
Huh? Why did Luke-san disappear from the screen?

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i)
12/15/22(Thu)11:20:29 No.5498003

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i) 12/15/22(Thu)11:20:29 No.5498003

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5497999
>>5498002

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)11:28:27 No.5498010

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)11:28:27 No.5498010

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>>5498003
"Hello? Huh. Oh well. Lilly-chaaaaaaan. Come to the ship."

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)11:29:07 No.5498011

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)11:29:07 No.5498011

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5498010
"...Why can't I do stuff like that?" *Lillypout*

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)11:47:31 No.5498025

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)11:47:31 No.5498025

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>>5498011

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)11:51:39 No.5498027

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)11:51:39 No.5498027

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5498025
Luke wrap back with a beat-up Orkuzashi on hand.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)12:18:32 No.5498057

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)12:18:32 No.5498057

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>>5498027

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)12:19:26 No.5498058

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)12:19:26 No.5498058

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5498057
The weeb bloodline is weak even in the future.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)12:22:12 No.5498060

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)12:22:12 No.5498060

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>>5498058
Isn't that sad

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)12:22:46 No.5498063

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)12:22:46 No.5498063

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5498060
Anyway, what do we do with the fucking weeb?

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)12:22:51 No.5498064

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)12:22:51 No.5498064

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5498060
*it was a hologram*

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)12:29:17 No.5498068

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)12:29:17 No.5498068

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>>5498064

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)12:30:51 No.5498070

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)12:30:51 No.5498070

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5498068
"Nothing personnel, kid"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)12:31:49 No.5498071

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)12:31:49 No.5498071

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5498068
The non-hologram weeb is significantly more beaten up than the hologram weeb.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)12:38:29 No.5498078

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)12:38:29 No.5498078

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>>5498071
"BLEGGGH"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)12:39:19 No.5498080

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)12:39:19 No.5498080

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5498078
Oh, he collapsed...

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)12:40:10 No.5498081

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)12:40:10 No.5498081

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5498078
weeb, despite his seemingly grievous wounds, manages to tell us about himself, his lineage, the rebel cause, and tell us all about the next 4 super commanders and how we'll never beat them

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)12:41:02 No.5498082

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)12:41:02 No.5498082

>>5498081
>>5498080
He does this before he collapses.

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)12:45:33 No.5498086

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)12:45:33 No.5498086

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5498078
"Th-This is nothing..." Commences a long monologue about his clan and how it is fruitless to fight against the rebels.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)12:51:08 No.5498090

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>>5498080
>>5498081
"What did he say?"

"I dunno. I couldn't hear him with through all the gurgling"

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)12:54:55 No.5498092

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)12:54:55 No.5498092

Rolled 50 (1d100)

the next rebel fleet shows up instantly after, they proclaim the fantasy is LAME and scifi is the superior genre. Look how the last good fantasy movie was LOTR yet there are new sci fi movies every other week.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)12:56:32 No.5498093

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)12:56:32 No.5498093

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5498090
Take this mongoloid back to Agent No Name. He has the ability to extract information out of it.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)13:00:48 No.5498095

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>>5498093
And so Luke and Lilly will be making their way back to the ST-100

Let's hope those bozos haven't taken off yet

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)13:02:40 No.5498096

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)13:02:40 No.5498096

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5498092
ok but then this happens

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)13:03:04 No.5498097

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)13:03:04 No.5498097

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5498095
The Bozos haven't taken off yet because the bridge is on fire due to uncontrolled female hormones.

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)13:04:34 No.5498098

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)13:04:34 No.5498098

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5498095
No Name is keeping his DIE rank by doing those sick backflips like the ones Gene does in Godhand to dodge all of DW's attacks

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i)
12/15/22(Thu)13:07:45 No.5498100

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i) 12/15/22(Thu)13:07:45 No.5498100

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5498095
>>5498097

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)13:08:35 No.5498101

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)13:08:35 No.5498101

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>>5498096
"THAT'S RIGHT FUCKERS. FANTASY IS LAME AND SHIT. SCI FI IS THE SUPERIOR GENRE. HELL, YOU FUCKS ARE IN "SPESS QUEST" RIGHT NOW, AND NOT "FANTASY MEDIEVAL ADVENTURE SHITTERS QUEST", SO YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH FACTS"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)13:10:57 No.5498102

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)13:10:57 No.5498102

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5498101
Luke and Lilly already left the sector.

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)13:15:01 No.5498107

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)13:15:01 No.5498107

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5498101
a third fleet of rebel ships arrives, even bigger then the first two. "the real money is in slice of life, because its so easy to put product placement in"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)13:16:06 No.5498108

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>>5498102
"Captain, who are you talking to?"

"SHUT UP"

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)13:16:58 No.5498110

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)13:16:58 No.5498110

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5498108
meenwhile
>>5498097
>>5498098

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)13:41:45 No.5498133

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)13:41:45 No.5498133

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5498110
Hope you're good at waggling the right stick, Agent

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)13:43:02 No.5498136

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)13:43:02 No.5498136

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5498133
+10 Bonus to all gaming related skills because we used all our time in Agent School to play video games.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)13:46:53 No.5498137

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)13:46:53 No.5498137

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5498133
Tell DW it was just a social experiment and you weren't really gonna do it

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)13:50:04 No.5498140

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>>5498136

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)13:51:54 No.5498142

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)13:51:54 No.5498142

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5498140
Skeleton crew is trying to put out the fire while panicking

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)13:54:53 No.5498145

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)13:54:53 No.5498145

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5498140
"Sir, Captain Sceletus has returned from trying out the claws, he is covered in blood and has a weird look in his eyes."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)14:01:29 No.5498150

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)14:01:29 No.5498150

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>>5498145

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)14:05:33 No.5498152

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)14:05:33 No.5498152

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5498150
Captain Sceletus, is there a problem?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)14:17:49 No.5498158

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>>5498152
"Sir...."

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

A. Captain Sceletus had to put down a close friend turned enemy
B. Captain Sceletus had to put down a lover turned enemy
C. Captain Sceletus had to commit dubious moral choices that left his faith in the Empire shaken to the core
D. Captain Sceletus had to read one of OP's quests
E. There's no problem, he spilled ketchup on himself
F. [write-in]

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)14:18:56 No.5498159

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)14:18:56 No.5498159

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5498158
D but he had to read ALL the quests

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)14:19:44 No.5498161

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)14:19:44 No.5498161

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5498159
>>5498158
And he was a massive fan of the Chillsaders, he took their defeat way hard.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)14:19:47 No.5498162

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)14:19:47 No.5498162

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5498158
>>5498159
combine this with C
He had to read them all, for the Empire.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)14:30:52 No.5498167

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>>5498159
I mean it can't be THAT bad

"THERE'S 60+ OF THAT BULLSHIT IN THERE, CHIEF. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)14:33:24 No.5498169

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)14:33:24 No.5498169

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5498167
"EVERYTIME I SEE A FAT BALL I THINK ITS HIM"
"Who?"
"OP NO NAME!"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)14:37:31 No.5498171

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>>5498169
"EVERY TIME HE SAYS THERE'S A THREAD. THERE WASN'T ONE. HOW COULD SOMEBODY GO ON THE INTERNET AND LIE LIKE THAT? HUH?"

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)14:40:56 No.5498173

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)14:40:56 No.5498173

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5498171
"Okay calm down Sceletus. I will add this "OP" to the Empire's most wanted list ~~and the Empire's gayest people to ever live list~~."

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)14:46:35 No.5498177

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)14:46:35 No.5498177

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5498173
I am not crazy! I know he posted the time! I knew it was twomorrow. One after today. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot on Twitter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This faggotry? He's done worse. That tweet! Are you telling me that a man just happens to post something like that? No! He orchestrated it! Oppee! He posted lewds on Twitter! And I saved them! And I shouldn't have. I took them into my own folder! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Villain Adventure, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Oppee! Couldn't be precious Oppee! Stealing them blind! And he gets to run the quest? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)14:51:46 No.5498182

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)14:51:46 No.5498182

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>>5498173
>>5498177
Captain Sceletus is having a moment. You still don't know what he's talking about. Twitter? Lewds? Opee? Clearly words of the utterly deranged

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES)
12/15/22(Thu)14:55:01 No.5498185

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES) 12/15/22(Thu)14:55:01 No.5498185

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5498182
Someone finally wipes that ketchup off Herb Sceletus.

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)14:57:12 No.5498186

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)14:57:12 No.5498186

>>5498182
Put him in the brig until he calms down

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)14:58:16 No.5498187

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)14:58:16 No.5498187

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5498186

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)15:04:44 No.5498194

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)15:04:44 No.5498194

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>>5498185
"YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME DON'T YOU?! DON'T BELIEVE ME?! YOU CAN CHECK YOURSELF! GO TO ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~ AND SEE THE SINNER IN ALL OF HIS UNHOLY VILENESS! OR ~~https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES~~ IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP THIS RABBIT HOLE GOES"

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
12/15/22(Thu)15:07:37 No.5498196

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 12/15/22(Thu)15:07:37 No.5498196

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5498194
Poor bastard.
Well nothing else to do but continue with the mission. Plot our next destination

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)15:15:57 No.5498201

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>>5498196
"Hey there No Name! Howsitgoing? You mind if my sister stay with me until we rescue the princess?"

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)15:18:29 No.5498203

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)15:18:29 No.5498203

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5498201
Dayum Lilly is looking sassy

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)15:20:25 No.5498205

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)15:20:25 No.5498205

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5498201
females on the ship? no, never. its bad luck

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv)
12/15/22(Thu)15:21:25 No.5498207

Anonymous (ID: Pl3s8Mgv) 12/15/22(Thu)15:21:25 No.5498207

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5498201
Sure

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)15:23:43 No.5498210

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)15:23:43 No.5498210

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>>5498205
"then what about the Dragon Witch then? And the various random generic female skeletons of the crew?"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)15:23:44 No.5498211

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)15:23:44 No.5498211

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5498201
Sure, we about to panning on going next sector. Who that beat-up looking samurai you brought along?

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)15:25:22 No.5498213

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)15:25:22 No.5498213

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5498210
The Dragon Witch is female?!
How is this possible!

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)15:25:52 No.5498215

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)15:25:52 No.5498215

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5498210
Sorry, I felt a disturbance in the Misogyny force. Did you bring a practitioner of that art on to my ship?

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)15:26:18 No.5498216

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)15:26:18 No.5498216

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5498210
What? you must be mistaken

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)15:26:21 No.5498217

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)15:26:21 No.5498217

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5498210
YOU WERE A GIRL THIS ENTIRE TIME AND DIDN'T TELL ME!?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)15:29:24 No.5498219

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)15:29:24 No.5498219

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>>5498215
"Oh yeah, right. Here. Agent No Name, Rebel Captain. Rebel Captain, Agent No Name"

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)15:31:42 No.5498221

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)15:31:42 No.5498221

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5498219
Poke him

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/15/22(Thu)15:31:43 No.5498222

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/15/22(Thu)15:31:43 No.5498222

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5498219
"Epic."

~~Eyyyyyy Lmao~~

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)15:33:06 No.5498223

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)15:33:06 No.5498223

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5498219
Did he put up a fight? He looks pretty bloodied.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)15:36:18 No.5498225

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>>5498223
"Hehe, fight, sure. If you wanna call it that"

"Yeah....What Lilly said. It sure was a....fight"

[pained gurgling]

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)15:37:45 No.5498227

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)15:37:45 No.5498227

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5498225
Get this man some Empire Soda.

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)15:38:20 No.5498228

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)15:38:20 No.5498228

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5498225
Weird thing is I don't feel like skeletonizing him...do we still have those two drunkards we picked up? Have them take him to the interrogation chamber

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)15:46:08 No.5498231

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)15:46:08 No.5498231

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>>5498227
Now who can you count on to retrieve some soda for this prisoner?

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)15:47:32 No.5498232

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)15:47:32 No.5498232

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5498231
Only my most loyal imperial troops of course! Go and take him to kitchen, handcuffed

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/15/22(Thu)15:51:14 No.5498235

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/15/22(Thu)15:51:14 No.5498235

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5498232
>>5498231
So not the Mob soldiers then, gotcha.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)15:52:06 No.5498236

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)15:52:06 No.5498236

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>>5498235

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)15:52:22 No.5498237

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)15:52:22 No.5498237

>>5498235
Well duh, they are idiots

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)15:54:20 No.5498238

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)15:54:20 No.5498238

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5498236
Sceletus is eager to prove himself so he volunteers to go on this epic quest to retrieve the soda.
Let's call it Soda Quest thing

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)15:55:14 No.5498240

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)15:55:14 No.5498240

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5498236
Fine you two do it, Sceletus, trail them to make sure they don't fuck up

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i)
12/15/22(Thu)15:57:58 No.5498241

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i) 12/15/22(Thu)15:57:58 No.5498241

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5498236
Are those tears coming through your helmets? Why are they in such a state of disrepair?!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)16:09:37 No.5498252

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)16:09:37 No.5498252

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>>5498240
Having calmed down, Sceletus followed the Mob Soldiers as they drag the rebel to the kitchen.

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)16:12:29 No.5498256

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)16:12:29 No.5498256

Rolled 40 (1d100)

"so, lilly, how do you know luke?"

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)16:12:58 No.5498258

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)16:12:58 No.5498258

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5498252
Let the Soda Quest begin

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i)
12/15/22(Thu)16:13:30 No.5498259

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i) 12/15/22(Thu)16:13:30 No.5498259

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5498252
As I was saying, there are no femoids on this ship. I have seen no evidence that dragon witch has any feminine traits whatsoever. And there’s no such thing as girl skeletons.

Lucinda Newhorn (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/15/22(Thu)16:13:46 No.5498260

Lucinda Newhorn (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/15/22(Thu)16:13:46 No.5498260

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5498252
Feed him some food. Space food. Food from space, in space.

~~Yes.~~

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)16:14:49 No.5498263

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)16:14:49 No.5498263

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5498252
>>5498258

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)16:17:50 No.5498268

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)16:17:50 No.5498268

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>>5498256
"...He's...he's literally my brother"

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/15/22(Thu)16:19:41 No.5498269

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/15/22(Thu)16:19:41 No.5498269

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5498268
WHAT? What a dramatic reveal...

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i)
12/15/22(Thu)16:19:48 No.5498270

Anonymous (ID: ZN3j4e0i) 12/15/22(Thu)16:19:48 No.5498270

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5498268
>>5498259

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)16:20:14 No.5498271

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)16:20:14 No.5498271

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5498268
Huh...I don't familial relation

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)16:21:04 No.5498273

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)16:21:04 No.5498273

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5498268
*gasp of shock*
"This was literally told to you."
"How the fuck did you forget captain"
"Next you'll be shocked that Dumbledore died."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)16:24:42 No.5498276

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>>5498273
DUMBLEDORE FUCKING DIES?! YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK YET

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)16:26:04 No.5498279

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)16:26:04 No.5498279

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5498276
Wallow in despair

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)16:27:48 No.5498282

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)16:27:48 No.5498282

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5498276
Everyone knew this except you.
Everyone.

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)16:30:21 No.5498283

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)16:30:21 No.5498283

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5498276
"Agent, Harry Potter is on its fifth reboot, how the fuck"
Says the Emperor

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES)
12/15/22(Thu)16:41:57 No.5498291

Anonymous (ID: 6iXcA3ES) 12/15/22(Thu)16:41:57 No.5498291

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5498268

Why wasn't he allowed to lead one of the teams on the original Skeleton island? You had three hardworking Skeletons, and then you had Quattro.

He'd have done better then Quattro.

ANYONE could have done better then Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/15/22(Thu)16:56:51 No.5498299

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/15/22(Thu)16:56:51 No.5498299

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5498276
EYYYYYYYYYYY
LMAOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)17:02:14 No.5498301

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)17:02:14 No.5498301

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>>5498282
EVERYONE?!

EVEN THE REBELS?

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)17:03:47 No.5498303

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)17:03:47 No.5498303

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5498301
You truly are Agent Lame

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)17:03:56 No.5498304

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)17:03:56 No.5498304

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5498301
Yes, Agent, fifth reboot was launched last year

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/15/22(Thu)17:06:59 No.5498307

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/15/22(Thu)17:06:59 No.5498307

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5498301
No not everyone...

I do believe AGENT NAME your archnemesis didn't know either...

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)17:08:51 No.5498308

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)17:08:51 No.5498308

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>>5498304

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)17:09:52 No.5498311

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)17:09:52 No.5498311

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5498308
He'll be fine

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/15/22(Thu)17:12:04 No.5498312

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/15/22(Thu)17:12:04 No.5498312

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5498308
Death.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)17:34:35 No.5498324

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)17:34:35 No.5498324

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>>5498311
"...Yeah probably just needs some rest"

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)17:35:38 No.5498326

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)17:35:38 No.5498326

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5498324
Awooga!

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)17:36:07 No.5498328

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)17:36:07 No.5498328

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5498324
...Raiden?

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL)
12/15/22(Thu)17:37:27 No.5498330

Anonymous (ID: 3MGupuRL) 12/15/22(Thu)17:37:27 No.5498330

I can't believe No Name turned out to be a KPOP boy

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)17:40:44 No.5498334

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)17:40:44 No.5498334

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>>5498326

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/15/22(Thu)17:41:59 No.5498335

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/15/22(Thu)17:41:59 No.5498335

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5498334
Now back to Mob getting that Empire soda for Orkuzashi.

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)17:42:27 No.5498337

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)17:42:27 No.5498337

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5498334
D'aww... I wanted to admire them luscious lips a little more

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)17:42:29 No.5498338

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)17:42:29 No.5498338

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5498324
What in the goddamn fuck
>>5498334
Okay that's better

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)17:49:34 No.5498343

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)17:49:34 No.5498343

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>>5498335
Alright, just getting a soda from the vending machine.

Surely they can't fuck this up

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N)
12/15/22(Thu)17:50:15 No.5498345

Anonymous (ID: P8CO6R/N) 12/15/22(Thu)17:50:15 No.5498345

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5498343
Fuck it up

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)17:52:42 No.5498347

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)17:52:42 No.5498347

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5498343
"Who has a quarter?"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)17:57:45 No.5498354

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)17:57:45 No.5498354

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>>5498345

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD)
12/15/22(Thu)17:58:50 No.5498356

Anonymous (ID: ylTrMqzD) 12/15/22(Thu)17:58:50 No.5498356

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5498354
A single can of soda survived, but....

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/15/22(Thu)18:05:39 No.5498367

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/15/22(Thu)18:05:39 No.5498367

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>>5498356
but OP gotta sleep now. It's almost 18 hours.

Blame the Mob for this passage of time
updates b here ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB)
12/15/22(Thu)20:43:13 No.5498527

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB) 12/15/22(Thu)20:43:13 No.5498527

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5498356
It's diet soda.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/16/22(Fri)01:46:16 No.5498817

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/16/22(Fri)01:46:16 No.5498817

>>5498367
It's pineapple flavour...

The most dreaded and despicable flavor known to man...

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/16/22(Fri)01:47:17 No.5498818

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/16/22(Fri)01:47:17 No.5498818

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5498817
>>5498367
roll is forgotten.

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38)
12/16/22(Fri)02:05:47 No.5498832

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38) 12/16/22(Fri)02:05:47 No.5498832

Rolled 49 (1d100)

Mobniggers in outer space

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/16/22(Fri)02:15:39 No.5498839

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/16/22(Fri)02:15:39 No.5498839

>>5498832
why the mob hate

Anonymous (ID: krTdSbZp)
12/16/22(Fri)02:38:22 No.5498855

Anonymous (ID: krTdSbZp) 12/16/22(Fri)02:38:22 No.5498855

>>5498839
why the mob love

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/16/22(Fri)02:44:06 No.5498859

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/16/22(Fri)02:44:06 No.5498859

>>5498855
>love

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38)
12/16/22(Fri)02:53:57 No.5498861

Anonymous (ID: gZc8m+38) 12/16/22(Fri)02:53:57 No.5498861

>>5498839
>>5498855
Well you see, haha, that is a very good question, glad you asked, sooo, ahahahahaha, as you can see - the mob, well you know them and here's the thing about the Mob, that, you know *cough* always getting up to this and that, whacky shenanigangs, always on that pack, and you get to wondering "why the mob love, the mob hate" this and that and, it's a pretty complex situation to aaah, explain to a man because - the mob has big history, you know? And when you think about it, its not so simple, but in the end, haha, *cough cough cough* sorry I'm a little bit under the weather today, as you can see, but back to the point of Mob - as it so happens, you know what they did and........ yeah we should just keep trying to... uhm, sorry! I have a fistful of mucus down my throat, can't get it out, but, just putting this out here, I'm saying, the mob - the mob, right? Well you can guess, that, yeah, love and hate - hate- I mean, love or hate them, but, it's never gonna be like it used to be and, cough, it's a serious, complex situation, but, I hope, that, you know, you'll come to understand.

Anonymous (ID: OA74AKt2)
12/16/22(Fri)12:01:54 No.5499204

Anonymous (ID: OA74AKt2) 12/16/22(Fri)12:01:54 No.5499204

>>5498861
I like how you're the anon who said mobniggers and then went on tangent that could smelt a fae with the sheer impact velocity.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/17/22(Sat)07:35:15 No.5500146

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/17/22(Sat)07:35:15 No.5500146

>>5498861
I see

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe)
12/17/22(Sat)18:05:07 No.5500572

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe) 12/17/22(Sat)18:05:07 No.5500572

>>5498855
mobs are one of the knights of all times

Anonymous (ID: uvUyzTNI)
12/21/22(Wed)11:22:45 No.5504652

Anonymous (ID: uvUyzTNI) 12/21/22(Wed)11:22:45 No.5504652

OOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)12:02:21 No.5504669

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)12:02:21 No.5504669

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bread

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)12:03:25 No.5504670

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)12:03:25 No.5504670

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5504669
Is this bread that I see before me?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)12:06:56 No.5504672

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)12:06:56 No.5504672

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>>5504670
Perhaps, perhaps

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)12:08:25 No.5504674

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)12:08:25 No.5504674

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5504672
We have the Body of Christ, but where is the Blood?

Anonymous (ID: BPci8CDV)
12/21/22(Wed)12:16:21 No.5504676

Anonymous (ID: BPci8CDV) 12/21/22(Wed)12:16:21 No.5504676

Oh? Yuri?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)12:19:01 No.5504678

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)12:19:01 No.5504678

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>>5504674

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)12:20:02 No.5504682

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)12:20:02 No.5504682

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5504678
Thank the Lord for providing us with sustenance and for soothing our spirits.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)12:22:54 No.5504685

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)12:22:54 No.5504685

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>>5504682
And lo, the lord did finger guns in appreciation

>>5504676
Yuri? what yuri? what are you talking about anon

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)12:27:02 No.5504693

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)12:27:02 No.5504693

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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5504685
>Yuri? what yuri? what are you talking about anon
~~Who else could we be talking about?~~

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)12:31:18 No.5504695

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)12:31:18 No.5504695

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>>5504693

Anonymous (ID: BPci8CDV)
12/21/22(Wed)12:43:24 No.5504708

Anonymous (ID: BPci8CDV) 12/21/22(Wed)12:43:24 No.5504708

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>>5504685
how dare you trick me again! I won't forget this you hear me!

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/21/22(Wed)12:47:06 No.5504711

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/21/22(Wed)12:47:06 No.5504711

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5504695
Hope no one knows your girly face (everyone knows, they just don't talk about it)

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)12:51:23 No.5504714

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)12:51:23 No.5504714

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>>5504711

>>5504708
Tricks? Bamboozling? Japes? I don't quite know what you're talking about

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/21/22(Wed)12:54:19 No.5504719

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/21/22(Wed)12:54:19 No.5504719

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5504714
You're not a Raiden lookalike, you're not!

Anonymous (ID: hb0u5Pz8)
12/21/22(Wed)12:59:41 No.5504724

Anonymous (ID: hb0u5Pz8) 12/21/22(Wed)12:59:41 No.5504724

>>5504714
Wait weren't you about to kiss dragon witch a second ago

Anonymous (ID: hb0u5Pz8)
12/21/22(Wed)13:00:57 No.5504727

Anonymous (ID: hb0u5Pz8) 12/21/22(Wed)13:00:57 No.5504727

?>>5504714

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)13:03:45 No.5504731

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)13:03:45 No.5504731

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>>5504719
"Sure. I believe you"

"Totally"

"What are we talking about again?"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/21/22(Wed)13:07:54 No.5504735

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/21/22(Wed)13:07:54 No.5504735

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5504731
>>5504724

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/21/22(Wed)13:08:47 No.5504736

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/21/22(Wed)13:08:47 No.5504736

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5504731
Back to Cain and Abel offering the loser a soda and definitely not trying to kill each other for having different tastes in idols

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/21/22(Wed)13:10:18 No.5504738

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/21/22(Wed)13:10:18 No.5504738

>>5504735
We are sad to say that this is non canon and it will be replaced by Dragon Witch choking the fuck out of OP for drawing that

Anonymous (ID: fW7L4hIb)
12/21/22(Wed)13:10:28 No.5504739

Anonymous (ID: fW7L4hIb) 12/21/22(Wed)13:10:28 No.5504739

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5504731
This. We were talking about this.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)13:10:56 No.5504741

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)13:10:56 No.5504741

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5504731
Activate Homophobia and continue the quest already

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)13:16:16 No.5504745

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)13:16:16 No.5504745

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>>5504739
What do you mean, I don't see nuthin'

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/21/22(Wed)13:17:34 No.5504746

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/21/22(Wed)13:17:34 No.5504746

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5504745
>>5504736

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)13:18:05 No.5504747

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)13:18:05 No.5504747

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5504746
>>5504741

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)13:27:34 No.5504755

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)13:27:34 No.5504755

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>>5504746
"So, weeb captain. Here's your soda....Say, who would you say is the better idol. Lilly or Shotasniffer?"

"w-wuh? I mean, Lilly, of course"

"Ah! See, Cain, even this chump knows the score"

"Don't be ridiculous, Abel! He is clearly delirious and doesn't know what he's talking about, Shotasniffer is the superior idol!"

"This man is clearly of sound mind! Seems like it's YOU who's delirious!"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)13:28:24 No.5504756

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)13:28:24 No.5504756

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5504755
Mob brawl.

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/21/22(Wed)13:33:46 No.5504758

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/21/22(Wed)13:33:46 No.5504758

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5504755
>>5504756
Also Orkuzashi watching in the background drinking the Empire branded soda. Not sure what flavor is it?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)13:35:53 No.5504759

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)13:35:53 No.5504759

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>>5504756
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT"

"NO YOU"

"WHY AM I DRAGGED INTO THIS"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/21/22(Wed)13:39:34 No.5504761

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/21/22(Wed)13:39:34 No.5504761

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5504759
Who is going to win the brawl between Cain or Abel or else "Orkuzashi"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)13:47:34 No.5504765

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)13:47:34 No.5504765

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>>5504761
"Alright chumps, who you got?"

"My money's on Abel"

"It's gotta be Cain!"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)13:53:21 No.5504769

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)13:53:21 No.5504769

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5504765
I'll put 150 Empire Credit on Abel. My boi can't lose.

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/21/22(Wed)14:04:32 No.5504771

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/21/22(Wed)14:04:32 No.5504771

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5504765
The brawl went well, both Abel and Cain beat the snoot of each other.
Orkuzashi somehow manage to leave the brawl and went back to recovering.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)14:08:28 No.5504773

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)14:08:28 No.5504773

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Rolled 133 (1d150)

>>5504769
"150 for Abel!"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)14:09:07 No.5504775

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)14:09:07 No.5504775

Rolled 73 (1d150)

>>5504773
Yo shit is this dice rigging?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)14:14:52 No.5504780

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)14:14:52 No.5504780

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>>5504775
"OH SHIT CAIN'S BEATING ABEL WITH THE WEEB"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)14:17:21 No.5504781

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)14:17:21 No.5504781

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5504780
COME ON ABEL, GET BACK UP! DON'T LET THIS SCHMUCK GET YA DOWN!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/21/22(Wed)14:25:30 No.5504785

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/21/22(Wed)14:25:30 No.5504785

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5504780
Eyyyyy lmaoooooo

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)14:30:46 No.5504790

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)14:30:46 No.5504790

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5504781
"BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS, CAIN!"

"GET THE FUCK UP ABEL! AND WIN ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)14:32:54 No.5504791

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)14:32:54 No.5504791

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5504790
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/21/22(Wed)14:35:04 No.5504793

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/21/22(Wed)14:35:04 No.5504793

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5504790
FART

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)14:39:19 No.5504798

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)14:39:19 No.5504798

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>>5504791
"Stay down, lil bro"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)14:40:55 No.5504799

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)14:40:55 No.5504799

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5504798
Skeleton Ref begins the countdown

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)14:51:07 No.5504810

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)14:51:07 No.5504810

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>>5504799
"ONE! TWO!..."

This looks like it for Abel, lads.

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/21/22(Wed)14:55:45 No.5504812

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/21/22(Wed)14:55:45 No.5504812

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5504810
Orkuzashi went back to the medbay to recover.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)14:57:18 No.5504815

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)14:57:18 No.5504815

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5504810
A little skeleton boy clutches his fists and whispers: "..come on Abel, get up!"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)15:09:36 No.5504824

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)15:09:36 No.5504824

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5504815
"You can do it Abel! I believe in you!"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)15:10:05 No.5504825

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)15:10:05 No.5504825

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5504824
Hmm...

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/21/22(Wed)15:14:48 No.5504829

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/21/22(Wed)15:14:48 No.5504829

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5504824
hope rides ALONE

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/21/22(Wed)15:15:48 No.5504830

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/21/22(Wed)15:15:48 No.5504830

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5504824

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)15:18:45 No.5504832

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)15:18:45 No.5504832

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Abel.....couldn't do it.

Cain wins

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/21/22(Wed)15:20:24 No.5504835

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/21/22(Wed)15:20:24 No.5504835

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5504832
That's what you think...

This is actually part of ABEL'S STANDO POWAH

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)15:21:21 No.5504836

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)15:21:21 No.5504836

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5504835
>>5504832
No it isn't, and I just lost 150 creds on this shit. It's over, kid.

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso)
12/21/22(Wed)15:21:27 No.5504837

Anonymous (ID: vtqSPQso) 12/21/22(Wed)15:21:27 No.5504837

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5504832
There are no heros left in man...

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)15:44:29 No.5504863

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/21/22(Wed)15:44:29 No.5504863

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>>5504836
It's over

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)15:46:38 No.5504867

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)15:46:38 No.5504867

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5504863
Cain and Abel drag the soda-less weeb to the brig. (He's soda-less because they spilt his drink during the brawl.)

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/21/22(Wed)15:50:07 No.5504874

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/21/22(Wed)15:50:07 No.5504874

>>5504867
Damn, mob fail the soda side quest.

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/21/22(Wed)15:58:31 No.5504881

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/21/22(Wed)15:58:31 No.5504881

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5504863
We got an uber eats here or something?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/21/22(Wed)15:59:35 No.5504884

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>>5504867
>>5504874
Just another day in the Life of the Mob.

I gotta go sleep now, it's 3 AM. We'll continue later. Probably

updates b here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: NRF0FIJw)
12/21/22(Wed)18:31:51 No.5505015

Anonymous (ID: NRF0FIJw) 12/21/22(Wed)18:31:51 No.5505015

>>5497931
>>5498167
>>5498169
>>5498194
>>5498324
I missed so much fucking lore I will never recover. Time for seppuku.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/21/22(Wed)18:41:51 No.5505021

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/21/22(Wed)18:41:51 No.5505021

I just realized were biblically accurate during this fight. The Dice were pre-ordained, I should've bet on Cain.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)01:02:16 No.5509403

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)01:02:16 No.5509403

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Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)01:10:46 No.5509409

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)01:10:46 No.5509409

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5509403
Weeb Loser blabs about all the rest of the generals wanting not to suffer the rest of the Mobs' torture session

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)01:20:51 No.5509412

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>>5509409
"...but we haven't done anything"

"Just spending time with you is torture enough"

"wow rude"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)01:30:49 No.5509417

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)01:30:49 No.5509417

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5509412
Maybe he would be more friendly with women

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)01:35:00 No.5509421

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)01:35:00 No.5509421

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>>5509417
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! THIS IS INHUMANE! THE WORST TORTURE!"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)01:35:49 No.5509422

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)01:35:49 No.5509422

>>5509421

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)01:36:33 No.5509424

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)01:36:33 No.5509424

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5509421
Man, pretty rude.
So what do we have

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)01:41:17 No.5509429

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)01:41:17 No.5509429

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>>5509424
"My god!"

"A clone of No Name!"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)01:42:50 No.5509434

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)01:42:50 No.5509434

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5509429
Clearly very dangerous and threatening

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)01:47:42 No.5509436

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)01:47:42 No.5509436

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>>5509434
"SO DANGEROUS!"

"AND THREATENING!"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)01:49:36 No.5509437

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)01:49:36 No.5509437

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5509436
WHO IS THE NEXT GENERAL

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)02:16:55 No.5509445

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)02:16:55 No.5509445

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>>5509437
"NYEH!"

"Calm down weeb"

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)02:21:36 No.5509447

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)02:21:36 No.5509447

>>5509445
Who is that?

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)02:22:37 No.5509448

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)02:22:37 No.5509448

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5509447
~~Forgot roll lolololol~~

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)02:29:34 No.5509453

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)02:29:34 No.5509453

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>>5509448
"It's the Lilly Captain! She's a bitch and a half!"

"Now are you saying that because she's actually a bitch or because you just hate women in general"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)02:32:16 No.5509456

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)02:32:16 No.5509456

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5509453
Probably both.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)02:43:29 No.5509460

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)02:43:29 No.5509460

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>>5509456
"Now who's this guy?"

"He's the scythe captain! Self righteous asshole, always walking around with that fucking beam scythe of his"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)02:46:22 No.5509462

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)02:46:22 No.5509462

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5509460
"Looks like your basic holy warrior."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)02:53:49 No.5509466

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)02:53:49 No.5509466

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>>5509462
"And what else? Any other captains?"

"Hmm...well..."

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)02:55:35 No.5509469

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)02:55:35 No.5509469

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5509466
Those two are the ones he remembers most since they like to bully him.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)02:56:46 No.5509472

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)02:56:46 No.5509472

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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5509466
There's one more guy, he's the strangest of the bunch...

~~They call him; OP.~~

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)02:59:10 No.5509474

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)02:59:10 No.5509474

>>5509472
And also have Bandit the Dog with him too,

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)03:03:20 No.5509475

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>>5509472
"Don't be ridiculous. Nobody would let OP join anything."

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)03:05:51 No.5509477

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)03:05:51 No.5509477

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5509475
Yeah, they would rather get a dog as a captain than OP

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)03:10:57 No.5509478

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>>5509477
"Yeah, here's Bandit the Dog Captain"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)03:13:23 No.5509479

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)03:13:23 No.5509479

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5509478
"Don't be fooled, this dog is one of the most intelligent minds in the entire Empire."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)03:15:23 No.5509480

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)03:15:23 No.5509480

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>>5509479

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)03:17:09 No.5509482

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)03:17:09 No.5509482

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5509480
Devious little bastard...!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)03:27:25 No.5509488

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>>5509482
"BUt I think it's all of them"

"You sure?"

"No other hidden captains we need to worry about?"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)03:30:44 No.5509490

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)03:30:44 No.5509490

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5509488
Weren't there like 5 captains?

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: +e4dmpBy)
12/27/22(Tue)03:36:12 No.5509491

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: +e4dmpBy) 12/27/22(Tue)03:36:12 No.5509491

>>5509490
Well yea
>Cloneame
>Lilly Cap
>Scythe Cap
>Bandit Doggo
>Weeb Cap
Unless one of them is a pretender...

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)03:37:54 No.5509493

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>>5509490
"Yeah. They're 5 captains....and I'm one of them. So that makes five!"

"Don't be ridiculous, no way they let you into that group"

"Aw c'mon"

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)03:40:34 No.5509495

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)03:40:34 No.5509495

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5509493
NERD ALERT! DUNK ON THE NERD!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)03:50:43 No.5509498

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>>5509495
"nyeeeeh"

"now tell us about the last captain, nerd"

"...b-but there's nobody leeeft!"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)03:53:13 No.5509500

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)03:53:13 No.5509500

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5509498
The last captain is secret, Cloneame is just their pet project.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)04:06:15 No.5509506

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>>5509500
"...but then who! Who would be the last captain?!...if I'm not part of the captains then could there even be 2 captains left?!"

"Haha! Neerrrrrd"

"...wait....Before you asked....I never told you there were 5 captains"

"....."

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)04:08:34 No.5509507

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)04:08:34 No.5509507

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5509506
FLASHBACK TO PRINCESS'S "KIDNAPPING"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)04:10:25 No.5509508

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)04:10:25 No.5509508

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5509506
ahhh... like how many captain are their?
>>5509507

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)04:11:24 No.5509510

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)04:11:24 No.5509510

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5509506
The Mob are the last 2 captains all along!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)04:14:29 No.5509511

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)04:14:29 No.5509511

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>>5509510

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)04:18:07 No.5509515

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)04:18:07 No.5509515

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5509511
"You were always too smart, for a nerd"

"We can't let your failure compromise our mission, nerd."

pew pew.

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)04:18:23 No.5509516

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)04:18:23 No.5509516

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5509511
"WAIT CAIN, ABEL, IT'S ME! ORKUZASHI"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)04:31:31 No.5509528

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)04:31:31 No.5509528

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>>5509516
"We know, nerd"

"Good job babbling all of our forces' secrets to the enemy"

"Can't have that leaked out now, can we"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)04:33:12 No.5509530

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)04:33:12 No.5509530

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5509528
"I ONLY BLABBED IT OUT TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU DRUNKS FORGOT EVERYTHIG."
"yeah shut up and patch us to Lilly and Gustave, now."

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)04:35:14 No.5509532

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)04:35:14 No.5509532

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5509528
It a decoy and Orkuzashi is behind them all along
>>5509530

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)04:39:26 No.5509533

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>>5509532
"Don't even try it, nerd"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)04:42:21 No.5509536

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)04:42:21 No.5509536

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5509533
"now hurry up, the princess is waiting for her rescue and she paid us, so better start calling"
"why the dog though"
"must have been freelance"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)04:51:46 No.5509542

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>>5509536
"You"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)04:55:41 No.5509543

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)04:55:41 No.5509543

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5509542
"Why are you only now repo-"
"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU TWO BEEN WHERE THE YURI DOUJIN PICKUP I ASKED YOU TO PICK IT UP."
"Damnit, Twinkle's off her normal pills again."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)05:03:45 No.5509548

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>>5509543
"...so anyway. Report"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)05:06:37 No.5509553

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)05:06:37 No.5509553

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5509548
"We found the misogynistic nerd, apparently he got beaten to near death by Lilly's brother, also the agent with the girly face and his men are now going into your sector."
"Yeah but what about the dog though, that's new."

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)05:06:59 No.5509554

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)05:06:59 No.5509554

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5509548
"We managed to infiltrate Agent No Name's nerd ship and have recovered the nerd Orkuzashi as well"

"We are now ready to commence phase 2 of our infiltration..."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)05:18:38 No.5509557

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>>5509553
"Bandit? What about him?"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)05:21:52 No.5509558

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)05:21:52 No.5509558

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5509557
"The nerd says he's a diabolical mastermind."
"Come on, Bandit's harmless, he wouldn't hurt a fl-"
"GUSTAVE I HEARD HIM SUGGEST WORLD DOMINATION TO THE PRINCESS DON'T TRUST HIM AND THAT OTHER GUY."

Anonymous (ID: ZyMFHD4G)
12/27/22(Tue)05:32:57 No.5509561

Anonymous (ID: ZyMFHD4G) 12/27/22(Tue)05:32:57 No.5509561

What did I miss

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)05:34:43 No.5509562

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>>5509558
"DON'T TRUST THAT DOOOOOG"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)05:40:28 No.5509563

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)05:40:28 No.5509563

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5509562
"Clearly babbling after being beaten silly and bullied."
"Yeah, Bandit's our guy, he won't betray us."
MEANWHILE
"So Bandit, you're saying I should cut off support for the captains and just start conquering instead."
"Woof."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)05:52:09 No.5509567

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>>5509563
This is clearly anti-bandit propaganda. You should be ashamed, anon

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)05:53:43 No.5509568

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)05:53:43 No.5509568

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5509567
NO WE MUST SPREAD THE TRUTH AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG-

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)06:00:40 No.5509570

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>>5509568
sssshhhh

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)06:05:19 No.5509573

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)06:05:19 No.5509573

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5509570
Back to mobbin time, the plan has already been discussed

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)06:14:56 No.5509577

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>>5509573
"So, uh, what now?"

"Yeah....what are we to do with you?"

"C-c'mon guys, we're all on the same team here, right?"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)06:18:34 No.5509579

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)06:18:34 No.5509579

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5509577
Bully him just like old times

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)06:26:27 No.5509581

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)06:26:27 No.5509581

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5509579
At least bring me to the medbay or something, at least recover a bit and >>5509579 later.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)06:29:56 No.5509585

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>>5509579
>>5509581
"c-cmon Cain-san and Abel-san. I-if you bully me now, i'd die! At least give me medical aid first"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)06:37:25 No.5509590

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)06:37:25 No.5509590

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5509585
"You know the medbay is staffed by women, right."
"We'll bring you medical supplies in the brig."
IT'S MOBBIN TIME

Meanwhile:
"No Name, we completely believe that you are not cloned from a KPOP boy."

Anonymous (ID: o9EB41lR)
12/27/22(Tue)06:49:26 No.5509597

Anonymous (ID: o9EB41lR) 12/27/22(Tue)06:49:26 No.5509597

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5509585
Welp, you heard him. Give him some medical A.I.D.S.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)06:51:59 No.5509600

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>>5509590
"Yes, totally"

"Definitely not a K-pop boy clone"

"Or even a woman"

"Indeed"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)06:59:38 No.5509603

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)06:59:38 No.5509603

>>5509600
*whispering*
"I mean, he's a fan of Shotasniffer, how can he be a woman."
"Maybe No Name's a lesbian?"
"I don't think No Name has a gender, everyone knows Agents are cloned."

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)07:00:09 No.5509604

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)07:00:09 No.5509604

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5509600
>>5509603

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)07:05:28 No.5509607

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>>5509604
"Yeah but what if they're cloned from a Lesbian"
"No way....or can it?"
"The Empire does have many dark secrets"

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)07:18:32 No.5509617

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)07:18:32 No.5509617

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5509607
Mmm... possibly the Empire did some genetic engineering when training their operation.

Anonymous (ID: cvBPOQDf)
12/27/22(Tue)07:18:38 No.5509618

Anonymous (ID: cvBPOQDf) 12/27/22(Tue)07:18:38 No.5509618

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5509607
Mob Soldiers announce a pre-victory keg party with beer

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB)
12/27/22(Tue)07:54:12 No.5509630

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB) 12/27/22(Tue)07:54:12 No.5509630

>>5509607
The most likely explanation is that OP, being a faggot, just likes to draw hyper-feminine males.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)08:03:13 No.5509638

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>>5509617
They're looking at you funny now. Wonder why

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)08:09:50 No.5509640

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)08:09:50 No.5509640

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5509638
ALRIGHT EVERYONE. BACK TO WORK.

ACTIVATE WARP.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)08:16:11 No.5509643

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>>5509640
"Roger that"

whooosh

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)08:34:52 No.5509653

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)08:34:52 No.5509653

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5509643
"And they were never seen again."

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)08:42:13 No.5509656

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>>5509653
"..The end"

"Grandpa your story blows ass"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)08:43:34 No.5509657

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)08:43:34 No.5509657

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5509656
>>5509618

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)08:56:13 No.5509663

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>>5509657
"Ey, whatcha doin' over there"

"Also the bridge wanna have your report on what the weeb said"

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)08:58:04 No.5509665

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)08:58:04 No.5509665

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5509663
Do the best imitation of weeb

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)09:04:41 No.5509670

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>>5509665
"oh herro, its a mee, Weeb-chan-san-kun. I'm a big dummy nerdy nerd that needs to be burried"

Skeleton can't figure out if this is racist or not

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)09:06:15 No.5509672

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)09:06:15 No.5509672

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5509670
We interrupt this Mob apperance to bring you the updated fleet list of Agent No Name and his merry band of murderhobo skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)09:12:22 No.5509674

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)09:12:22 No.5509674

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5509670
>>5509672
>murderhobo skeletons
HEY WE MAY BE MURDERERS, BUT WE ARE NOT HOBOS

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)09:13:03 No.5509675

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)09:13:03 No.5509675

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>>5509672
oh shit you weren't supposed to be here

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)09:19:27 No.5509677

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)09:19:27 No.5509677

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5509675
Show us the list, faggot!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)09:37:38 No.5509682

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>>5509677

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)09:40:50 No.5509685

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)09:40:50 No.5509685

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5509682
STEAL IT

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)09:50:00 No.5509688

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)09:50:00 No.5509688

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>>5509685

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)09:51:27 No.5509689

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)09:51:27 No.5509689

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5509688
Read it

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)09:55:10 No.5509694

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>>5509689
Right, let's see here....

Aside from the ST-100, Roll 1d10 for the amount of Large ships you have in the fleet.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)10:00:05 No.5509699

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)10:00:05 No.5509699

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5509694

Anonymous (ID: J3OexoAb)
12/27/22(Tue)10:01:08 No.5509700

Anonymous (ID: J3OexoAb) 12/27/22(Tue)10:01:08 No.5509700

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5509694
One of the ships is named the N.H (No Homo) Big Boy Boner Barge

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)10:08:11 No.5509704

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>>5509699
Ah yes, 8 big 'uns. How nice.

NOw roll 1d50 for your meds

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)10:09:16 No.5509705

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)10:09:16 No.5509705

Rolled 40 (1d50)

>>5509704
>5509704

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)10:11:14 No.5509706

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)10:11:14 No.5509706

Rolled 22 (1d50)

>>5509704
Goodbye, loyal supermodel girlfriend, goodbye shadow people, I will miss you...

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)10:18:00 No.5509709

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)10:18:00 No.5509709

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>>5509705
>>5509706
You've taken your meds. Oh no! You're back in the hospital again! This cannot be!

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)10:22:06 No.5509713

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)10:22:06 No.5509713

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5509709
The results are in

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)10:25:26 No.5509714

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)10:25:26 No.5509714

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>>5509713
"Your health insurance doesn't cover this. Sorry No Name"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)10:25:58 No.5509716

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)10:25:58 No.5509716

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5509714
Nice argument, too bad I have a dude with an axe behind you

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv)
12/27/22(Tue)10:26:27 No.5509718

Anonymous (ID: Rpwio2Wv) 12/27/22(Tue)10:26:27 No.5509718

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5509714
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)10:27:05 No.5509719

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)10:27:05 No.5509719

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5509714
The Doctor is a rebel spy. Kill him.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)10:51:47 No.5509730

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)10:51:47 No.5509730

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>>5509716

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)10:53:02 No.5509731

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)10:53:02 No.5509731

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5509730
That doctor got sent back to Fortnite.

Anonymous (ID: J3OexoAb)
12/27/22(Tue)10:57:09 No.5509735

Anonymous (ID: J3OexoAb) 12/27/22(Tue)10:57:09 No.5509735

>>5509730
Plot twist; the doctor is a hallucination and the axe guy is real.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)11:05:18 No.5509745

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)11:05:18 No.5509745

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>>5509731
Oof, aw man, that was weird.

Anyway you have 40 medium ships in your fleet.

All in all, not a bad haul from getting those Lilly fans under your command

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)11:07:33 No.5509747

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)11:07:33 No.5509747

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5509745
Now, small ships, right?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)11:14:23 No.5509751

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)11:14:23 No.5509751

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Rolled 35, 18, 68, 14, 97, 74, 92, 17, 66, 86, 41, 1, 93, 55, 57, 98, 21, 97, 44, 9, 43, 83, 90, 19, 96 = 1414 (25d100)

Yes what about them

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)11:18:07 No.5509752

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)11:18:07 No.5509752

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5509751
I dunno, but there are a lot of them

Anonymous (ID: ZyMFHD4G)
12/27/22(Tue)11:29:19 No.5509766

Anonymous (ID: ZyMFHD4G) 12/27/22(Tue)11:29:19 No.5509766

Rolled 34, 18, 17, 37, 78, 48, 48, 96, 3, 30, 86, 39, 95, 41, 37, 62, 55, 73, 80, 34, 82, 65, 79, 79, 27 = 1343 (25d100)

>>5509751
they explooode

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)11:33:39 No.5509770

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>>5509752
Of course. Of course.

Roll 4d100. That's how many small ships you got in the fleet

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)11:34:23 No.5509771

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)11:34:23 No.5509771

Rolled 51, 3, 71, 69 = 194 (4d100)

>>5509770
SPESS

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)11:36:00 No.5509774

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)11:36:00 No.5509774

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>>5509771
194 smol ones under your command

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)11:37:12 No.5509775

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)11:37:12 No.5509775

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5509774
These ships will be needed to break through the rebel defenses and reach the Rebel homeworld.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)11:39:11 No.5509776

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)11:39:11 No.5509776

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5509774
Are the ships able to megazord yet?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)11:40:05 No.5509779

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>>5509775
And the best part is, due to budget reasons. None of this will ever be shown onscreen.

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)11:42:27 No.5509782

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)11:42:27 No.5509782

>>5509779
Fascinating, we're really one of those shows that get only one season...so what's next on the agenda?

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)11:44:41 No.5509787

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)11:44:41 No.5509787

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5509782
whoopsus

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)12:04:51 No.5509799

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)12:04:51 No.5509799

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>>5509787
Well, we're almost done with the warp. Soon we'll head into battle once again against those damn rebels.

Speaking of which, where are those Mob Soldiers, you still need to get their report on the weeb

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)12:06:50 No.5509803

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)12:06:50 No.5509803

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5509799
"Captain! A small ship enough for three crew members has gone missing!"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)12:12:30 No.5509807

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)12:12:30 No.5509807

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>>5509803
GASP!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)12:15:38 No.5509808

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)12:15:38 No.5509808

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5509807
Mob must have ACCIDENTALLY launched a ship with themselves inside!

We need to rescue them!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)12:36:50 No.5509820

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>>5509808
"How do you accidentally launch a ship?"

"We can't also rule out the possibility that....the Mob has betrayed us"

"I'd also put forth a third scenario of the weeb taking them hostage. But I don't think he's able to do anything in his current state"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)12:42:23 No.5509823

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)12:42:23 No.5509823

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5509820
Those guys? Please have you seen them? They are too drunk and too dumb to successfully infiltrate the Empire's top agents prototype stealth battleship

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)12:48:33 No.5509828

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)12:48:33 No.5509828

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5509820
Its mob. they would find a way to mess up washing their hands.

CLEARLY mob has been kidnapped by the weeb and we need to RESCUE them!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)12:53:54 No.5509832

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)12:53:54 No.5509832

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>>5509828
"Sir! The escaped ship's attempting a jump! We'll lose them if they're allowed to warp!"

Damnit, the ST-100 won't be able to turn around and pursue in time! None of our battleships would!

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)12:54:47 No.5509833

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)12:54:47 No.5509833

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5509832
Plot the course of the lost ship via the shared fleet databanks before it escapes!

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)12:57:22 No.5509837

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)12:57:22 No.5509837

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5509832
Cut to Abel passed out with his head pressed against the warp button

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)13:05:40 No.5509848

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>>5509837
"h-hey! Is he supposed to be doing that?"

"pffffft....he's-hic-fine......fucking lightweight, lmaooooo....Now.....how about one yurs stays still and drink with ol' Cain, eeeeeh"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)13:08:44 No.5509852

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)13:08:44 No.5509852

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5509848
Aaaand they jumped, wonderful, Imperial army is really low on standards these days...

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:08:51 No.5509853

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:08:51 No.5509853

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5509848
QUICKLY, SHOOT AT THEIR WARP ENGINE! DESTROY THEIR ABILITY TO WARP!
WE NEED TO SAVE MOB!!!!

PULL THEM IN WITH A TRACTOR BEAM TOO!

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)13:11:10 No.5509858

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)13:11:10 No.5509858

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5509853
>>5509848
OH NO WE ACCIDENTALLY BLEW UP THE WHOLE SHIP OH NO THE HORROR!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:13:57 No.5509861

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:13:57 No.5509861

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5509858
No we didn't! We NEED to SAVE MOB

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)13:21:13 No.5509868

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)13:21:13 No.5509868

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>>5509853
"Shoot them? With the ST-100's big ass guns? I don't think the ship'll survive. Couldn't we grab it with the ship hands or something? Or deploy a smaller, faster ship to pursue it?"

"But it'll blow up the weeb tho! Do it do it do it"

"....yeah on second thought fire away"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)13:21:45 No.5509869

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)13:21:45 No.5509869

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5509868
FIRE ALL WEAPONS!

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe)
12/27/22(Tue)13:23:42 No.5509871

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe) 12/27/22(Tue)13:23:42 No.5509871

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5509868
The tactical value of Mobbin exceeds that of blowing up the weeaboo, firmly grasp the ship

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:27:17 No.5509874

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:27:17 No.5509874

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5509868
WAIT USE THE HANDS INSTEAD.

DON'T KILL MOB. I LOVE THEM.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)13:29:43 No.5509879

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)13:29:43 No.5509879

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>>5509874
"...why tho"

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)13:31:32 No.5509881

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)13:31:32 No.5509881

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5509879
They were chosen to bodyguard the Princess, so Emperor himself judged them worthy...or something, that ship cost like three hundred Empire Dollars
That and we COULDN'T beat Weeb to death with sticks and kicks if we just blow him up

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:32:09 No.5509883

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:32:09 No.5509883

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5509879
WE NEED TO SAVE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!1

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)13:33:48 No.5509886

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)13:33:48 No.5509886

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5509883
>>5509879
Guards, this anon has clearly lost his composure.

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)13:33:48 No.5509887

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)13:33:48 No.5509887

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5509879
>>5509881

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:35:23 No.5509888

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:35:23 No.5509888

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5509886
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)13:36:27 No.5509891

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)13:36:27 No.5509891

>>5509888
Anon, please! Calm down!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:48:07 No.5509904

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:48:07 No.5509904

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5509891
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)13:50:41 No.5509908

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>>5509883
>>5509886

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)13:51:42 No.5509909

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)13:51:42 No.5509909

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5509908
J-just grab the ship, would you?

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)13:52:06 No.5509910

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)13:52:06 No.5509910

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5509908
Throw this anon out the airlock. He can swim through the vacuum of space to save the Mob if he wants.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:54:39 No.5509913

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:54:39 No.5509913

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5509908
MADNESS: Project Nexus lookin' ass.

~~MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE~~

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)13:55:46 No.5509915

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)13:55:46 No.5509915

>>5509913
Dice God, I am begging you

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)13:59:01 No.5509917

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)13:59:01 No.5509917

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>>5509913
My god his face is mobbin

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)13:59:03 No.5509918

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)13:59:03 No.5509918

>>5509915
DICE GOD IS A MOB FAN TOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:00:04 No.5509920

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:00:04 No.5509920

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5509917
>*Saves your MOB*

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)14:00:52 No.5509922

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)14:00:52 No.5509922

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5509917
Just let them go, so they will be off screen for a while, okay?

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe)
12/27/22(Tue)14:00:57 No.5509923

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe) 12/27/22(Tue)14:00:57 No.5509923

Rolled 56916747, 15249610, 58106059, 93546699, 7558946, 12456322, 55301871, 21214400, 75807850, 67658735, 98928094, 94520005, 33339970, 82590725, 90473441, 94055994, 89460898, 81817743, 24052897, 33194705, 24089276, 45541872, 62069610, 47250125, 31268185 = 1396470779 (25d100000000)

>>5509917
It's mobbin time (in space) ((roll for number of tickets sold))

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:03:04 No.5509924

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:03:04 No.5509924

>>5509923
I'm the one who bought all those tickets.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)14:03:20 No.5509925

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)14:03:20 No.5509925

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5509917
Destroy the Mob. At this point it is the only way to continue the plot.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:04:36 No.5509929

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:04:36 No.5509929

>>5509925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)14:05:59 No.5509931

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)14:05:59 No.5509931

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>>5509920

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe)
12/27/22(Tue)14:06:35 No.5509933

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe) 12/27/22(Tue)14:06:35 No.5509933

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5509931
Press ALL THE BUTTONS

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:08:32 No.5509940

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:08:32 No.5509940

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5509931
>>5509933
IS THE MOB SAVED OR NOT???????? AHHHHHH

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)14:11:03 No.5509944

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)14:11:03 No.5509944

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>>5509933
And so you pressed ALL THE BUTTONS.

The Ship Arm bursts forth to catch the shuttle!....THEN EVERY OTHER WEAPON ON THE ST-100 FIRES. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:12:27 No.5509945

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:12:27 No.5509945

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5509944
GOOOOOO FAST HAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!
FASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)14:13:20 No.5509947

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)14:13:20 No.5509947

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5509944
Will Hand save them?
Will they jump out before hit?
Will they just fucking die?
Find out after this commercial!

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)14:15:08 No.5509950

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)14:15:08 No.5509950

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>5509945
CAN THE MOB BE SAVED?

Roll 1d100 ~~For the bullets~~

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)14:16:12 No.5509953

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)14:16:12 No.5509953

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5509950

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)14:16:22 No.5509954

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)14:16:22 No.5509954

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5509950
Apparently not

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)14:17:28 No.5509955

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)14:17:28 No.5509955

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5509950
The Mob is gone, praise Allah.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:17:58 No.5509956

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:17:58 No.5509956

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5509950
FAST HANDS

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)14:23:33 No.5509962

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)14:23:33 No.5509962

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>>5509955
Wow

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU)
12/27/22(Tue)14:26:25 No.5509965

Anonymous (ID: 9TXJajxU) 12/27/22(Tue)14:26:25 No.5509965

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5509962
Mashallah, Mob Knights are saved

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)14:27:51 No.5509967

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)14:27:51 No.5509967

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5509965
>>5509962
The opposite of this happens. The Mob is doomed.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:32:26 No.5509971

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:32:26 No.5509971

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5509962
YESSSS MOB SAVED

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)14:32:33 No.5509972

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)14:32:33 No.5509972

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>>5509967

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:37:02 No.5509979

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:37:02 No.5509979

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5509972
Turns out the missiles all collided with each other after mob was rescued.
Weird, but Hooray! Mob Saved!

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)14:38:16 No.5509981

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)14:38:16 No.5509981

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5509972
>>5509979
"Sir, there is no debris from the ship. The Mob must've managed to escaped into Hyper Space."

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)14:41:46 No.5509989

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)14:41:46 No.5509989

>>5509981
"Damn, the weeb managed to get away AND kidnap MOB?!"

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:02:34 No.5510002

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)15:02:34 No.5510002

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>>5509981
Or perhaps the Mob has been completely vaporized

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)15:03:49 No.5510003

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)15:03:49 No.5510003

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5510002
No.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)15:04:23 No.5510004

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)15:04:23 No.5510004

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5510002
Yes.

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe)
12/27/22(Tue)15:04:42 No.5510005

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe) 12/27/22(Tue)15:04:42 No.5510005

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5510002
This OP is too thin, arrest the faker

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:05:42 No.5510007

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)15:05:42 No.5510007

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>>5510005
The faker has been arrested.

Unlike the Mob.

Because they're dead

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)15:07:49 No.5510008

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)15:07:49 No.5510008

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5510007
No.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)15:09:16 No.5510009

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)15:09:16 No.5510009

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5510007
The Mob is dead.

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)15:11:17 No.5510012

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)15:11:17 No.5510012

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5510007
WHAT TO YOU MEAN MOB IS DEAD, HE OVER THEIR DOWN RIGHT DRUNK WITH ORKUZASHI SPEAKING SOME STRANGE OLD ENGLANDISH LANGUAGE.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:13:53 No.5510018

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)15:13:53 No.5510018

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>>5510009
The Mob, and by extension the weeb, are dead.

LEt us take a moment to honor their memory

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)15:14:30 No.5510020

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)15:14:30 No.5510020

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5510012
>>5510018

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)15:15:11 No.5510021

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)15:15:11 No.5510021

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5510018
>*Farts*

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)15:16:12 No.5510026

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)15:16:12 No.5510026

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5510018
Moment over, plot the next jump towards the Rebel Homeworld.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:17:24 No.5510029

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)15:17:24 No.5510029

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5510026
Alright chumps, I gotta sleep soon so roll 1d100 for the jump

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)15:18:58 No.5510030

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)15:18:58 No.5510030

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5510029
Damn.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)15:19:59 No.5510032

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)15:19:59 No.5510032

What the fuck is going on with the dice this session.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:21:37 No.5510033

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)15:21:37 No.5510033

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>>5510030
"Uh, hey, No Name. Sensors managed to pick up a rebel ambush at our warp point. We can now choose another exit to avoid their trap"

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)15:24:31 No.5510035

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)15:24:31 No.5510035

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5510033
Briliant plan, Luke! We can ambush the ambush!

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)15:24:54 No.5510036

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)15:24:54 No.5510036

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5510033
"No. Go into the ambush. Its what MOB would have wanted..."

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto)
12/27/22(Tue)15:27:57 No.5510039

Anonymous (ID: RVphcXto) 12/27/22(Tue)15:27:57 No.5510039

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5510033
Any warp point that near that avoid their ambush?

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:32:58 No.5510045

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)15:32:58 No.5510045

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>>5510039
"Yes. We can go to the adjacent sectors to avoid the trap. Here, look, the ambush is in the middle and we have 2 paths to the side we can take. One leads to another rebel sector but much less defended and without the ambushing force. The other leads to some big giant space monster thing or whatever"

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)15:40:16 No.5510052

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)15:40:16 No.5510052

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5510045
OH WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED AND I PRESSED BOTH.

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW)
12/27/22(Tue)15:41:47 No.5510053

Anonymous (ID: cIzl60jW) 12/27/22(Tue)15:41:47 No.5510053

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5510045
To the less rebel infested sector then.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:45:23 No.5510056

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 12/27/22(Tue)15:45:23 No.5510056

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>>5510052
"Ah, I see. We're splitting off our forces to converge onto the Rebel HQ later"

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe)
12/27/22(Tue)15:46:50 No.5510058

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe) 12/27/22(Tue)15:46:50 No.5510058

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5510056
Yes ofcourse

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
12/27/22(Tue)15:52:47 No.5510065

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>>5510058
And how would we split up? Will you be leading the half into Rebel territory? Or will you be commanding the group heading towards the space monster? Is mob REALLY dead? Will OP ever stop being a faget?

All of these questions and more will probably be answered in the next Episode of Spess Quest Thing

toodles

updates b here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
12/27/22(Tue)16:00:12 No.5510071

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 12/27/22(Tue)16:00:12 No.5510071

>>5510065
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: VtzxwSmf)
12/27/22(Tue)17:20:15 No.5510118

Anonymous (ID: VtzxwSmf) 12/27/22(Tue)17:20:15 No.5510118

>>5510071
Don't listen to this underage shit licker. Reunite the forces and lets hunt a giant space critter.

Anonymous (ID: VtzxwSmf)
12/27/22(Tue)17:21:17 No.5510122

Anonymous (ID: VtzxwSmf) 12/27/22(Tue)17:21:17 No.5510122

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5510118
forgot to roll because am smart

Anonymous (ID: KuqYjBsq)
12/27/22(Tue)18:00:47 No.5510146

Anonymous (ID: KuqYjBsq) 12/27/22(Tue)18:00:47 No.5510146

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5510065
Weeeeeeeb

Anonymous (ID: uStbEhXu)
01/03/23(Tue)22:51:43 No.5517868

Anonymous (ID: uStbEhXu) 01/03/23(Tue)22:51:43 No.5517868

OP stop watching vtubers and run the quest you niglet.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/05/23(Thu)02:26:00 No.5519195

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/05/23(Thu)02:26:00 No.5519195

>>5517868
nuh

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
01/05/23(Thu)04:00:52 No.5519280

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 01/05/23(Thu)04:00:52 No.5519280

Very clever OP.
Veeeeeeery clever; is what I would say, if I didn't figure you out immediately!

You say "Thred soon" and by saying that, you get the privilege of not having a SET TIME so we can't hound you if your LATE.
~~I'VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT BITCH. I'M LITERALLY IN YOUR HEAD, EATING CORNFLAKES.~~

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/05/23(Thu)04:25:04 No.5519308

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/05/23(Thu)04:25:04 No.5519308

>>5519280
Congratulations, what's the next step of your master plan?

Anonymous (ID: El1rUFHO)
01/05/23(Thu)04:25:55 No.5519310

Anonymous (ID: El1rUFHO) 01/05/23(Thu)04:25:55 No.5519310

>>5519308
prolly ask for skellies pron

Anonymous (ID: gTesEn60)
01/05/23(Thu)04:45:45 No.5519320

Anonymous (ID: gTesEn60) 01/05/23(Thu)04:45:45 No.5519320

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5519308
Going for your balls if you don't post rule63 of agent no name RIGHT THiS INSTANT !

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/05/23(Thu)04:59:58 No.5519323

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/05/23(Thu)04:59:58 No.5519323

>>5519320
Go ahead

Anonymous (ID: eSgCSMQe)
01/05/23(Thu)05:08:32 No.5519328

Anonymous (ID: eSgCSMQe) 01/05/23(Thu)05:08:32 No.5519328

Never relax around OP, he'll stab you in the back for a Klondike Bar.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/05/23(Thu)05:49:01 No.5519358

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/05/23(Thu)05:49:01 No.5519358

>>5519328
maybe even for less

Anonymous (ID: 8/EVlUjp)
01/05/23(Thu)12:16:45 No.5519640

Anonymous (ID: 8/EVlUjp) 01/05/23(Thu)12:16:45 No.5519640

>>5519308
I'll reveal your secret to everyone.

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/)
01/05/23(Thu)14:01:15 No.5519729

Anonymous (ID: vUc7Hwg/) 01/05/23(Thu)14:01:15 No.5519729

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>OP: "Eyyyy lmaoooo thred soon XD"
>10 hours later:
>TumbleWeed.gif

Anonymous (ID: 8/EVlUjp)
01/05/23(Thu)17:36:09 No.5519965

Anonymous (ID: 8/EVlUjp) 01/05/23(Thu)17:36:09 No.5519965

>>5519729
You act like you've never met a faggot before. Idk why you're acting surprised.

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/05/23(Thu)17:44:08 No.5519970

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/05/23(Thu)17:44:08 No.5519970

>>5519729
Soon™

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN)
01/05/23(Thu)17:48:04 No.5519975

Anonymous (ID: EEX+ueYN) 01/05/23(Thu)17:48:04 No.5519975

>>5519970
hey OP, does the P in OP stand for ~~penis?~~ the people demand answers

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/05/23(Thu)17:52:43 No.5519978

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/05/23(Thu)17:52:43 No.5519978

>>5519975
It's whatever you want it to be bby

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB)
01/06/23(Fri)05:59:27 No.5520722

Anonymous (ID: XMq12HCB) 01/06/23(Fri)05:59:27 No.5520722

>>5519975
It stands for pomeranian you cock obsessed homosexual

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe)
01/06/23(Fri)11:52:41 No.5520939

Anonymous (ID: TjHkWYxe) 01/06/23(Fri)11:52:41 No.5520939

Threeish hours have passed OP

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/06/23(Fri)12:41:32 No.5520975

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/06/23(Fri)12:41:32 No.5520975

>>5520939
whoops

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG)
01/06/23(Fri)12:47:16 No.5520981

Anonymous (ID: lX3yb2xG) 01/06/23(Fri)12:47:16 No.5520981

>>5520980
>>5520980
>>5520980
Neo Thread

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