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Sequel to >>5462281
Light filters in slowly in your room, and despite how tired you are, the unceasing brightness stirred you awake... right into the gave of two violet eyes.

You scream, leaping back... off your bed , back crashing into the floor admis a tangle work of bedsheets and fear.

The woman... a "Carrie" from what you were told, simply continues staring at you, even as you gibber and wriggle.

You are named Gurie Niamic, you are the 21 year old psychic daughter of crime boss Roger Niamic, head of Team Lazy, and now are locked in Rose's Academy for the Apologetic, a prison with a coating of school paint for "Rehabilitation". So far all you've done is play video games, get peeped on (allegedly), and face off against a pokemon assassin... so things are going great!

And now your room mate is staring you down, some one armed girl upperclassman you never talked to.

She points a finger at you. "You are Gurie Niamic right? From the door?"

She must be referring to your nameplate, since you havent DONE any door related crimes yet...

>Um... no?
>What are you going to do!
>Accuse her of being a pervert (It worked yesterday)
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>>5469811
You shouldn't have made a new thread. Your first hasn't even left the 1st page. It is going to stay up for longer than a month still. And you can only make 5 threads at once on this board, making new threads so early will bite you in the ass pretty quicky though that only happens cause one fate quest was taking up most of the board due to autism. It's wise and just polite to use a thread as long as possible.
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>>5469832
Like, lately the board has been so slow some threads remain on the board for nearly two full months. You used the last thread for a week. Your first thread won't even be half way to Dropping off the board before you reach the limit of threads created and will either need to stick with one or habe your quest be put on hold for around a month because of it.

Not trying to be mean, just trying to give advice here.
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>>5469811
>What are you going to do!

But >>5469832 is right.
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>>5469811
>>Accuse her of being a pervert (It worked yesterday)

"And you're the sick perv sitting there drooling over my feet while you thought I was sleeping, right?"

You bluff, hoping to throw the new girl off balance.
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>>5469833
Oh. And I feel obligated to mention, threads can become unusable faster than before they get close to falling off the board . But that only happens when you near or surpass 3000 posts. Which is an extreme rarity, at least presently.
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>>5469811
Agree with >>5469833, would recommend not changing threads till hitting the bump limit.
Also
>This person is clearly a perv, why else would they be trying to room with a COOL BEAUTY like yourself?
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>>5469832
>>5469833
So back in MY day the old thread wouldve saged by now.

Thats the opposite of a flex i had threads like "Hex maniac chapter 13 part 4" so im not used to actually keeping chapters seperate...

I DID try to delete the thread and move the post but I was too slow... Hard whopsies.

>>5469852
Like i remember the autosage being what... 100 posts?
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>>5469872

Oh no worries. Quests used to be fast as fuck, especially in the /tg/ Era. But here it's different, and everything is slow as balls and it's expected for there to be one update everyday or every couple of days or even once a week or longer.

Threads autosage after 5 days. It just doesn't matter. Cause even when the board is unusually active, threads will stick around for around 30 days and it's common to use them until they reach page 10 or have been on page 10 for a few days since theres no danger of it getting pushed off the board without warning.. However, very active/fast threads will be abandoned earlier, but as I said that's rare, cause for a thread to begin to collapse under its own weight you need close to 3000 posts for it to begin to be unusably leggy, though that happens sooner for phoneposters

It's just cause the board is slow. It is slower now than it usually is, so this thread and the first will, unless there's a burst of new threads or several, will last until January, give or take a few days

Really, the only danger is a mod going rogue and deleting your thread for no reason. That happened to a few quests a couple of months ago.
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>>5469884
Eh itll be fine ill just rebuild. Things were slow before but honestly this thread is going relatively fast... which i guess lets you know how big i was! or... wasnt?

Accusations won, time to brat.
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>>5469811
Hang on a sec, isn't it supposed to be "Robert" Niamc?
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You panic, your trapped in bedsheets, and you aren't sure if Mimikyu's going to be trusted to fight for you if Carrie puts you into a scrap... Your fight and flight responses trigger.

And for some reason, you really only have a fight response.

"W-w-what's the big idea pervert!"

She blinks.... wink? One of her eyes doesnt seem to work quite right. "Pervert?"

"Yeah! Don't you know its against the law to stare at woman when they sleep? What are you trying to do? What those hands... hand! I got my eyes on you. I can report you if you didn't know!"

"Oh... but we are already in prison?" She seems more confused then anything. "So... what happens when you report me?"

You... don't know.

"Something bad!!" You lie. "You'll get detention! A lot of it!"

"...well I don't want to be arrested. Or to make you upset." She stares at you. "Do you... need help?"

"No." You sulk wiggling out of the tangle. "I am a threat. I don't need your help, or for you to get your paw on me Miss Gropers I can wiggle out of this myself. Turn around."

She actually does and you eventually manage to stand up. Out of your sheets and just in your prison uniform, which is still not your ugly ass school outfit.

>Interrogate her! Why is she in your room and trying to get a peepshow
>Leave, you have a mimikyu to interrogate and a scary girl to ignore
>Now that shes not a threat... try to figure out why shes here in a non hostile manner
>You arent going to talk to or hide or anything while your stinky and unshowered... they DO have private showers right? You dont want to have to take the entire thing invisible... again.

>>5469913
Roger is his name, he looks like Robert "Robbie" Rotten and sometimes i get it wrong.
TBF if anyone would have a fake name its your dad.
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>>5469919
>You arent going to talk to or hide or anything while your stinky and unshowered... they DO have private showers right? You dont want to have to take the entire thing invisible... again.
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>>5469919
>>You arent going to talk to or hide or anything while your stinky and unshowered... they DO have private showers right? You dont want to have to take the entire thing invisible... again.
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>>5469919
>You arent going to talk to or hide or anything while your stinky and unshowered... they DO have private showers right? You dont want to have to take the entire thing invisible... again.
a nice shower to start the day.
I'm very interested in talking to (totally not DMNPC) mimikyu, but we should be normal roommates.
We should also introduce her to Tom
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>>5469919
>Now that shes not a threat... try to figure out why shes here in a non hostile manner
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>>5469939
>>5469922
You are going to say more... but... you realize... you feel gross. Not sick... GROSS! You are dirty!

You used to have baths, daily, with scents and oils you arent used to roughing it, and the... roughly thirty hours of panic attacks and no hygiene has made your body feel like its been dipped in oil. You feel rancid.

"Um... wheres the shower?" You ask Carrie, you will finish this... LATER.

"Bottom floor." She points down.

You nod and take your uniform and head down... and she's following you. You start walking down faster, and so does she. You run, she runs.

"Why are you chasing me!?" You shout behind you.

"I am following you! What if you get lost!" She yells back. And before you respond you are at the bottom floor.

The bottom is way bigger then the higher floors, because this is the unisex part of the dorms.

You peak into the showers and... well they are divided by gender at least... but they are public!

You eep and stare at the door mustering your courage... as Carrie walks in.

You hear a sound of a pokeball opening and a loud clamor as, after a few minutes a lot of angry red faced convict woman stomp off, still dripping as Carrie walks out of the shower and stares at you.

"Shower is open."

>...what?
>Oh cool, private shower
>Carrie you can't do that! I am going to be called a bully!
>Write in
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>>5470020
>Carrie you can't do that! I am going to be called a bully!
>Oh cool, private shower
>...why?
in that order
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>>5470020
>...what?
Man, this 'Call everyone a pervert' plan is working gangbusters. I'd be even cooler if we knew why.
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>>5470020
>>5470077
Supporting.
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>>5470020
>Oh cool, private shower
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>>5470020
>>5470127
If I'm allowed to change my vote I'll change it to
>...why?
>Oh cool, private shower
Cause it might be funnier if she doesn't know why it's bad to kick out everyone from the showers.
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So i see 3 choices for getting a cool free shower and then asking wtf is going on.

Makin dinner... and then... WRITING!!!
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Sorry long dinner. Watching Defunctland.

You look at the scrambling woman, some of whom arent even clothed just in towels. This... could cause some problems... But you know what. That's fine. You deserve a private shower, you used to get baths. You need to take what you can while it's there to take.

You hop in the shower, and let the warm water wash your worries away.

Though, not too many worries. Your nerves keep you from relaxing too much, you dont want those woman rushing back while you are still here.

You quickly towel off, once you are soaped and rinsed, and finally put on the damn uniform.

Its stripes are garish and the opposite of slimming... but at least they are comfortable.

You aren't a brat, you just know what you deserve.

Honest.

You head out and... wow Carrie is STILL waiting for you.

Okay you will bite. "Um... Carrie... why are you nice to me?"

She turns to you. "Should I not be?"

"NO! No, of course you should be nice to me I am great... but... it's not like I've been great to YOU, I mean we haven't met... are you really a pervert."

She shakes her head, though you catch a blush. "No its... your dad."

"...My dad?" Is she... a pervert to your dad? Shes a bit young to be your second mom! And you HAVE A MOM.

"...I...Want to join Team Lazy!"

>Oh. Okay, welcome aboard.
>...Why?
>... you know, im just his daughter, Im not actually in Team Lazy.
>Write in
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>>5470302
Big question: is our answer to this actually determining our in-universe involvement, or just our feelings towards our position in Team L? (just realized that could be shorthand kek)
Also, given our position as mafioso daughter, would we be able to just fiat her into the team down the line even if we don't have any real involvement?
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>>5470391
Whatever you say... you arent ACTUALLY a official member of the team, you got arrested for suspected involvement, but you mostly got the benefit of it.

Its the classic tale of a Mobster trying not to drag his family into his own messes.

The police however, saw you as a hostage, and so your locked up.

You can promise to send a good word, or even form your own branch of it. But you were not arrested for your involvement in the team.

What you know of Team Lazy is... its a lot more Skull and Rocket then Galactic or Magma. The Goal of Team Lazy is to "Create a world where everyone can be lazy and not work." Your father and his team work really hard to do nothing. It used to be simply things like... stealing candy, and occasionally giving away free toys they stole from trucks.

Nowadays they keep attacking construction trying to set up gyms and send imposters faking to be gym leaders and generally fucking with the PTC's ability to induct Orre into the group.
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>>5470409
Imposters you say?
In something like... a disguise?
Hmm...

>>5470302
>You know, I'm just his daughter
>But uh... for what it's worth? Welcome aboard!
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>>5470409
Huh, interesting.

>>5470302
>...Why?
>You know, I'm just his daughter.
>I'll try to put in a good word for you and back your case. Can't promise they'll accept though.
Either way it's good to know her reasoning. I'm wondering is she believes in their mantra or if there's any other purpose.
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>>5470413
Yes.

Your father once impersonated the mayor, which if you may recall... is not really without precedent in Orre. However he had that position for like, months, while the big push for Aether to come in and "Revitilize" the countinent was happening.

He passed laws! Big fancy renovation laws that aether spent a lot of money "suggesting" to various people, filled with tax loopholes and allowances... and no one really noticed when he just, snipped a few punctuations here and there, changed a word's spelling...

When a law was passed that mandated that it was illegal to end recess, Roger was finally caught after a trail forced someone to actually notice.

And since no one could gurantee WHAT he changed... years of law and permits were just... undone. And Aether had to start all over.

Oh and the guy they arrested turned out not to be Roger, but a man pretending to be Roger pretending to be the mayor! He just switched them out!

That mans probbably at this school actually...

The law HATES your father.
So, so very much.
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>>5470419
This is basically what I was going for with >>5470413, supporting
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>>5470302
>...Why?
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>>5470419
Time to write. This is what passed.
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>>5470423
>our dad is pretty much LITERALLY Robbie Rotten
Love it.
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>>5470409
>You know, I'm just his daughter
>But uh... for what it's worth? Welcome aboard!
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I have a feeling that the Warden is actually our dad in disguise.
There really isn't any evidence to support it, but hey.
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>>5470302
>You know, I'm just his daughter
>But uh... for what it's worth? Welcome aboard!

Assuming vote isn't locked per >>5470500, supporting this.
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>>5470528
SURELY we would recognize our own father...
Right?
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>>5470563
Oh yeah, definitely at least I think so.
But he could be using some sort of illusion magic, though I'm mostly grasping at straws here.
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"...Why?" Listen, your dads the best. They give you everything you want. They let you stay out of school! They got you out of soccer practice when your mom signed you up... but Team Lazy isnt exactly a place you can just laze around in!

Also you know... she IS in Dusknoir Row with you. She MAY be a insane serial killer so... you need to verify you can trust this lady. Or your dad can.

Shes still blushing so... she probably ISN'T scarlet because you are just that cute... probbably. "I... I just admire them! The outfits! The schemes! The dream! The abbility to never have to work... to never listen to anyone else! Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth signing up for?"

"...So you want to work for me so you can never work for anyone?"

"...Well, its a little more involved then that... I just..." Her eye darts to you, until she shifts it away. "...My life could've done with a lot more laziness in it. I thought well... if I help you, Roger's daughter, I thought... well. I'd get that."

Ooooooh. "So you think if you help me out NOW you will get paid for it."

She shrugs, the empty sleeve on her right arm shuffling. "It is a little more involved. But that does help. I like your father Gurie. I like what he does. If you are my ticket into the big leagues with him, I am happy to help."

"Um..." This is a little awkward. "About that... I am just his daughter... I mean it's not like he wasn't there for me or anything, but he tried pretty hard to keep me out of his business. You know, he didn't want any of us to get roped with a criminal record when we were still kids and all... So I can't really officially induct you... but... well I have a record now... so I guess... I'll give you my endorsement.

You gesture around the tower. "This school... well this prison, thinks it can force everyone to being goody too shoes wage slaves! Look at how they run the Second Chanseys. I think its the perfect place to start a NEW Team Lazy! And I think it's time I join the family business."

You pause and start to feel stupid. "Um... I don't mean that I am replacing my dad, but like.. theres no team lazy here so... we are franchising? pleasejoin."

The woman gives a soft chuckle. "Alright, boss. She gives you the L sign with her one hand. "Nothing to do."

You sign back. "And all day to do it."

>You got your first member of Team Lazy (Rose Branch), Bird Tamer Carrie Crow has now joined your team.

"So..." You hear a lot of footprints. Those shower ladies probbably went and got their pokemon. "We should get going."

She nods.

Your name is Gurie Niamic, class's start in a hour and you are HIDING from the other girls in your dorm... for now at least. You'll figure out something, you always do.

But what you need to figure out now is... what are you going to do?

>You can squeeze a interrogation in a hour, at least some of it, bother Mimikyu! Get the skinny.
>You need a new pokeball! Go hunt one down, you already know how to break into the janitors office.
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>>5470581
>Just get ready for class, its a hour, you can nap.
>Get breakfast! It's probbably awful but its still food! And its the only meal where you are allowed to eat pastries.
>Find Tom, now that your assembling a new gang, or at least pretending to, you should probably talk to them. She's still Tom and all but like, that doesn't mean you cant be nice.
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>>5470581
>>5470583
>Find Tom, now that your assembling a new gang, or at least pretending to, you should probably talk to them. She's still Tom and all but like, that doesn't mean you cant be nice.
>Get breakfast! It's probbably awful but its still food! And its the only meal where you are allowed to eat pastries.
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>>5470583
Support.

>>5470581
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>>5470591
Those arent votes those are options to vote on, what are you supporting?
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>>5470589
Im going to bed, its thanksgiving so i'll have more time to dedicate to this. So far this is winning. Congrats QuMwPqvG
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>>5470595
Oh, woops, didn't notice that was still you, Mimikyu. Guess I'm not used to seeing a selection of options divided between two posts.

>>5470581
>>5470583
>Get breakfast! It's probbably awful but its still food! And its the only meal where you are allowed to eat pastries.
>Find Tom, now that your assembling a new gang, or at least pretending to, you should probably talk to them. She's still Tom and all but like, that doesn't mean you cant be nice.
These two, sleep in as well if possible. Just five more minutes?
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>>5470581
Supporting >>5470589
Tom is our trusted and loyal companion who may or may not be in here for sex offender reasons (this is a joke)
Also let's talk over breakfast, never miss the opportunity to eat food while you're talking to someone, the first rule of being lazy is being efficient!
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>>5470595
Yeah next time you could try and keep all of the options are in one post so people don't get confused.
Supporting >>5470589
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>>5470581
>>You need a new pokeball! Go hunt one down, you already know how to break into the janitors office.
Always have a pokeball up. We never know what we can stumble into.
We have a fast physical offensive pokemon. A special attacker offensive pivot or a defensive pivot can be nice.
I think either Rotom-wash or slowbro (Mega-slowbro?) can be nice.
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>>5470583
> Get breakfast! It's probbably awful but its still food! And its the only meal where you are allowed to eat pastries.
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>>5470770
Mimi carry dw
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>>5470754
I ran out of space.
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anyway tomtime, time to write. stay in school
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You decide that, after all the hustle and havoc of the morning, and what is assuredly going to be a even worse class time... that you need sweets. Sugar is a CRITICAL part of any diet your dad taught you that!

Unfortunately as you head out of the dorms and into the common area where the mess hall is... the big scary ogre man doesn't GIVE you sweets, or even a egg sandwhich.

You get a pile of oatmeal, not even boiled in milk its just water and and starch! And a cup of black coffee, the epitome of everything you stand against religiously. You are a hot cocoa girl and nothing else! Except for milk, and soda. But you do not compromise on hot drinks with this caffinated bitterbomb.

You... say nothing and slink off, maybe later but your not super great at confrontations, especially when your neck is in arms length from living construction equipment.

You seek out a table to sit alone in... and there isn't any... but there is one table where only one person is sitting... and its Tom! Great!

You slide your tray next to Tom who... glances up at you? (You can't tell, goggles) "So... Carrie didn't kill you Shouty."

"She did not Tom." You poke the oatmeal, it blurps at you threateningly. You think it might be a grimer.

>Eat in blissful awkward silence
>So... listen Tom, I do owe you, so... how can i pay you back, for a lot of things.
>Why ARE you nice to me? I am definitely not nice back.
>Why DOES the food suck so bad here anyway? They have pamphlets about how this is supposed to be a nice enviroment?
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>>5471068
>Why DOES the food suck so bad here anyway? They have pamphlets about how this is supposed to be a nice enviroment?
It's kind of sad how we're probably Tom's only friend, or at least the only one that talks to her often.
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>>5471068
>Why ARE you nice to me? I am definitely not nice back.
sus
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>>5471068
Carrie didn't come with us for breakfast?
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>>5471068
>>5471083
>>5471093
Both of these, these are good things to know
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>>5471068
>So... listen Tom, I do owe you, so... how can i pay you back, for a lot of things.
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>>5471068
>Why DOES the food suck so bad here anyway? They have pamphlets about how this is supposed to be a nice environment?
>Anyway, wanna' join my prison gang?

>>5471097
I'm also surprised.

>>5470986
My suggestion is to divide a post like that up in such a way that all the vote options end up together. It's what I do in my quest.
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>>5471153
I would also like to invite Tom to Team L, but think that is definitely an after breakfast task
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>>5471093
>sus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X62PyiW3VI
please make it stop

>>5471099
Changing my vote to this.
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My bad everyone, i said i wouldnt have work but i got called in anyway! So NOW I can update. Hard whoopsies.

>>5471097
>>5471153
I really should have mentioned it IC, its something like this:

Carrie, as you head down to the lunchroom, starts to take a turn to the left. "I... have business to take care of." She says, nodding to her own statement like shes convincing herself.

"Wait, I thought you wanted to join my team, what other business can you have?"

She continues walking, gesturing to the hallway you came from. "Their are... people who are mad at me right now. They don't know I am on your team yet... I do not want to be a burden on you. So soon?"

Is this about the shower thing? By the time you phrase the question she's taken off.

It's a little frustrating, you're supposed to be team leader but your team (All 1 member) is hiding the fact you exist. It's like your not tough enough to be the boss yet.

But then again, you haven't really DONE much with Carrie to prove otherwise... And Carrie could be doing worse then babying you.
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>>5471153
This, but instead of "join my crew" I'll change to
>I'm mounting a prison gang. You want in? Provide me a pokeball. Not yours, you'll have to craft or find it.
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So one vote for thsi
>>5471145

Two for this
>>5471099

Two for this
>>5471153

And one for this:
>>5471295


So far a bit of a tie, so ill just take the average for now and do the food one.
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You poke the gruelish oatmeal with your spoon, its sticky and stodgy and not very watery... which you guess is... good? What qualifies "good oatmeal"? "So Tom... why does all the food here suck?"

"Hmm?" She swallows a spoonful of her own and looks at you. "What do you want the one with little tyrunt eggs?"

"Was... was that a option?" You ask as Tom nods.

"Yeah, though I suppose it makes sense you wouldn't have been able to get it." She reaches into one of her many many pockets and pulls out small cylinders of paper, red and white. "Rose uses a Point system. You can get points for impressing the teachers and use it for various privileges. Like Meal tickets."

You look at the cylinders in Pockets finger. "Wait... are those smokes?"

She shakes her head, her goggles flashing you briefly when the lamplight reflects off it. "Not really. Its just a token for trading. You aren't supposed to have anything digital you know."

"...wait you have a switch, and those goggles?"

Her goggles twinkle. "I am a very good girl you know! All they had to do was disable the wifi capability... which is fine because I prefer cartridges!"

"But you needed a new dorm? Why did you need one if you've already been here?"

"Oh I got moved to a different house." She shrugs. "I used to be in the choke crew."

>...How did you end up on Dusknoir row? 1d100 social roll
>So... listen Tom, I do owe you, so... how can i pay you back, for a lot of things.
>Why ARE you nice to me? I am definitely not nice back.
>Listen I am forming a gang... can you join it?
>Listen I am forming a gang and if you want in... I need a pokeball, you got all sortofs of machines I know you know where one is!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5471341
>...How did you end up on Dusknoir row? 1d100 social roll
>Why ARE you nice to me? I am definitely not nice back.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5471341
>...How did you end up on Dusknoir row? 1d100 social roll
>Why ARE you nice to me? I am definitely not nice back.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5471341
>...How did you end up on Dusknoir row? 1d100 social roll
>Why ARE you nice to me? I am definitely not nice back.
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>>5471366
>>5471353
>>5471347
Well guess thats pretty unanimous. WRiting.
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"You ended UP here? Why?"

Tom stops eating and stares at you... or well, it looks like it through the goggles. And wow they are red. "I killed a guard."

"...What?"

"You were going to hear it from someone." She shrugs. "He was all the prisoner's 'good guy', the one who would sneak things in from outside and do favors for you. And I electrocuted him with a Joltik." She frowns. "And they confiscated all my joltik too."

"...Why?"

"You wouldn't care." She looks at her bowl of brightly colored gloop. "No one else did."

Um... wow, that's... heavy, you aren't sure what to say about that... so... you need to change the subject... smooth like.

"Hey if your a remorseless murderer, why are you nice to me?"

Oh wait you forgot you are objectively terrible.

"I mean... you helped me get to bed, you helped me with the Mimikyu thing... and like, I just call you names."

"...I felt someone had to. Besides you are the only one who still talks to me."

>Oh...um...good?
>So... do you want to join my gang?
>Listen, I dont know who this guard is, but... you seem pretty cool
>Change the subject to something cool and better
>Chew in silence
>...Can you get me a pokeball.
>.... ... so... those Tyrunt eggs... what do they taste like?
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>>5471469
>Oh...um...good?
>.... ... so... those Tyrunt eggs... what do they taste like?
>So... do you want to join my gang?
Didn't know you had it in you Tom.
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>>5471487
You know she had to do it to them.
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>>5471469
>Oh...um...good?
>.... ... so... those Tyrunt eggs... what do they taste like?
>So... do you want to join my gang?
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>>5471469
Ever think its weird we eat pokemon but they are so much stonger then us and still smart?
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>>5471469
>Oh...um...good?
>...Can you get me a pokeball.
I think we shouldn't ask Tom to join yet, she needs to volunteer herself. (Or we can pressure her to join later as a reward for the pokeball acquisition quest)
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>>5471487
You... arent sure what to talk about anymore. "Oh... cool, I guess." You thought Tom was more a... funny quirky pervert. Now you feel... well you don't feel bad.. but maybe yucky? Oh wait. That's the oatmeal.

You look at Tom's clearly nicer oatmeal, with little sugar tyrunts floating in blue milk. "...What does that oatmeal taste like?"

That gets Tom's attention, they look at you. "You've... never had Oatquake Tyrunt oatmeal? But... your old. And... rich?"

You shrug. "All I ate for breakfast was pastries. Ursa Claws and Poffins. My dad really likes sweets."

"Oh... your dad sounds cool... You want to try some?" You nod and she takes a big spoonful and plops it into your bowl.

You eat it and its SO MUCH sweeter then the nasty stuff you got. Its got this vague suggestion someone... well didnt USE apple but maybe the oatmeal saw a apple once? It's got that kind of taste.

"You know, your a pretty cool gal Tom... Want to join my gang?"

"...Your what?"

>Oh um... I am forming a gang with Carrie! Turns out shes a big fan of my dad's crew
>I am forming a coalition to protect members from dumb stuff like being made to work
>Um... my gang? Team Lazy? You know my famous dad?
>Oh um that's a stupid question... nevermind

>>5471598
Yes but these arent real eggs.
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>>5471624
>Oh um... I am forming a gang with Carrie! Turns out shes a big fan of my dad's crew
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>>5471624
>Carrie is pretty cool and you are too! Join up now for a super cool low-number on the Rose Division membership card!
>Also... The name Tom has really grown on me but I don't want to be mean, do you mind if I keep using it or do you prefer a different name?
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>>5471624
All of the above, in that order, overexcited in the beginning and then trailing off autistically before Tom has a chance to respond
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>>5471624
>>5471685
Support. Seems like a nice Gurie moment.
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I am going to bed!!!
Tomorrow I have work, which i didnt realize but now i do, but i do not wensday. And of course i will update tonight.

Um... something to hold you over... um...

Did you know I had plans where like, I gave each pokemon type a skill a la Disco Elysium and was going to make a elysium quest? I didnt go through with it but some of the notes are used for this... But im not sure what to use the skills on.

Maybe a side quest.
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>>5471685
This but adding the pokeball quest
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>>5471624
>Um... my gang? Team Lazy? You know my famous dad?
>Oh um... I am forming a gang with Carrie! Turns out shes a big fan of my dad's crew
>Also... The name Tom has really grown on me but I don't want to be mean (TO A MURDERER), do you mind if I keep using it or do you prefer a different name?
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>>5471683
>>5471846
I think it's better if we keep calling her Tom. We are a Gang Lord, we need to keep up appearances, and nicknames and code names are surely what organized crime works by.
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>>5471685
Switching to this
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>>5471846
>Support
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>>5471846
I'd also like to mention the Tom thing, but don't want to overcrowd a post.
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>>5471685
+1 support.
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>>5471685
Alright I am back, sipping my Red bull sugar free, and this is da winner!
Writing.
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"Oh, you know my gang! I am forming one with Carrie!" You lean forward, excited at your great plan. "Turns out, shes a big fan of my dad! So I am continuing his work! We are going to form a coalition to protect the world from boring work and let everyone be as lazy as they want! You know? Team Lazy? Work hard for a future where they can be hardly working! Fight for the working man's right to just be a man? Actually wait no one in it is a man we are all girls I guess that slogan doesn't work nevermind its a dumb idea." Slowly you deflate until you are also poking at your oatmeal. "No one wants to work for shouty little Gurie, why did I come up with this idea? Why am I even alive? I should ju-

The bell rings. The guards start walking around the tables. "Alright plates away, time for class. No lollygagging."

You get dragged off into a different line then Tom and, after a lot of stammering and shoves, you end up swept by the tide of social obligation.

~~~~~~~~

"Greetings dear students." A tall thin men in red round glasses sits behind a desk, staring at every student at the same time. "My name is Mister Noah. I shall be your..." His fingers, rubberbound, drum against the podium. "Biology professor."

"I get plenty of biology in the showers teach!" Someone yells in the back, to the sound of hi fives.

You do not turn around, your glued to his face, his frown is there for a second but it stretches his skull in such a ghastly way. "Yes... how... cute. Allow me to change the curriculum then. Mr Hartwell appears to think you are all ready for the... advanced class."

The teacher taps his glasses and things to bright red and you hear the chortles slow to a choke. "That... my dear friends. Is the move Glare. Used by serpentine pokemon. It causes the enemy to be paralyzed. Fortunately as a teacher I have a few poketools to simulate these things... for my own protection."

He smiles and its all teeth, no lips. "Now Class... Mr Hartwell is finding it hard to move... do you think there are any other effects that this condition could have affected Hartwell with?"

>"He's... slow?"
>HA as if your answering a question nonono
>Whimper in your chair
either way d100 to not be terrified of Mister Noah.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5472603
Hartwell seems like a good guy to have on our side, actually. I never minded my own strict teachers as long as they were.... fair.
>He's slow, and I'm not being funny, I can see that it's taking him twice as long to perform actions since he's so twitchy after that Glare
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>>5472635
-dab-
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>>5472635
Hartwell got paralyzed. You mean Mister Noah?
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>>5472659
Yeah my bad, I meant Judge Doom
I mean uh, Mr. Noah, yeah
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>>5472635
I was waiting for more audience but I suspect that we have quiet because no one wants to mess with a 99. Writing.
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>>5472753
>no one wants to mess with a 99
You got that right.
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You raise your hand. Sure Noah is a little... okay hes VERY scary. But you recognize that scary, you handled ghosts, you are USED to scary. "Mister Noah. I think Hartwell is slow...er. I don't mean he's stupid."

"Oh, I would be less kind." Noah interjects to some chuckles as you shake your head.

"I just mean his reactions are slower than normal, half of what they used to be?"

Noah claps, smiling. "VERY good. Yes, Hartwell is paralyzed, his body alternates between sluggish and seized. And Glare is unique in that, electric moves such as nuzzle can be negated by the ground, stun spore is useless against vegatative pokemon like Bellsprout... and yet Glare, not so impacted. In terms of holding prey still, it is without much peer..."

He walks towards Hartwell. You finally turning around to see the vic-student is some black belt. "And yet! It is used by ambush predators... well them and Dunsparce. Why do you think that would be?"

"...To keep pokemon from escaping."

"Yes indeed Gurie, though few try. I posit a different theory. The Arbok, well, it is not the most vicious of predators. If a Tauros is prepared I imagine few Arbok will have much to eat... Their are nastier creatures in the forest... Take Hartwell."

He lays a hand on Hartwell's shoulder, and the man sluggishly tries to grop at it. "He is quite fit, and is not wanting in malice towards me... Nor am I particularly muscular. This wrist of mine should he be able to lay his fingers on it, would likely not last long under Hartwell." He pats the mans shoulder. "Yet, he is unable to. The tide has shifted... " He pulls at his coat and reveals a collection of bottles and pokeballs, pulling a large green vial. "If I were to simply dip my finger in this liquified Venoshock." The gloved hand goes green. "And..." Hartwell's eyes widen as the claw gets closer to him. "And lay my fingers upon my prey..."

The green goo slides on Hartwells face and he screams... and the goo slides off, landing on his orange shorts. "A jest. Merely lime gelatin. But you see how predation works." He walks to his desk with the poise of a corner at a burial. "Most of you I imagine are used to simply swinging for the fences with the strongest move with the strongest pokemon. Many pokemon have evolved to do just that... and many pokemon have evolved around such things as well."

He taps the desk. "I may be the biology teacher here, but I am also the nurse on staff. It is my job to make sure you understand the tricks Pokemon, and their masters, may use on your pokemon, AND on you. If I fail to instruct, or you fail to learn..." He smiles. "Well, for the sake of my work life balance, I implore you to be cautious."

He continues with his safety lecture, apparently a necessity before any of the "Fresh meats" (You apperantly) can get a pokemon. Even though you... well, have one already.

The bell rings and people start to get up, Hartwell sullenly shoving books into his bag. "Oh... Gurie... A moment after class."

1/2
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There are some snickers as the class giggles at your apparent demise. You sit there silently as the room clears out. One at a time.

The door finally closes and Noah taps his cane on the floor and you here a bzzt. "We are alone."

You smile and run up to the cloaked man. "Uncle Nimra!"

Lazy Admin Nimra Diggory holds his arms outstretched and embraces your hug. "Gurie, my dear... it is good to see you." His smile turns into a frown. "The circmunstances though..." He eyes the stripes on your uniform.

You frown and break the hug. "Yeah... I didn't do anything wrong! They just spouted some babble about illegal curses and cuffed me on my way home."

Nimrah, or "Noah" as his cover name appears to be, nods. "Well, you would not be the first."

Nimrah Diggory or "Uncle Nimrah" is one of Lazy's Three 1s. Your dad named his three admins his "Number one Guy" even though there was three of them and two of them are girls. And also since they were under them his Number 1s werent actually number 1 in the team.

According to Nimrah it was the thought that counts. The Number Ones are a fraternity with Roger first among equals, not TRUELY their master. It helps that Nimrah was the one you were the most fond of.

That was because Nimrah lead the supply division! His team would 'accquire' the supplies that everyone else on the team used. Nimrah always had a knack for finding things and no matter what your dad and his friends needed, presents, food, rare pokeballs, Nimrah always had a way to acquire it.

Nimrah was a little 'off' but VERY patient, and you were very off and only a little patient so among your "teachers" you got along with him best...

And now hes your teacher in a prison.

?

You can only ask for 1 because the next class is in 10 minutes!
>Why are you here?
>How are the others?
>...Listen, I need a pokeball
>Some bedsheet monster called Mimikyu slipped into my pokeball when I was handed it! It was very scary!!!
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>>5472871
>Some bedsheet monster called Mimikyu slipped into my pokeball when I was handed it! It was very scary!!!

>one of Lazy's Three 1s
>we are number 1
Now that's funny.
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>>5472871
>Some bedsheet monster called Mimikyu slipped into my pokeball when I was handed it - I need another before I get in trouble
I'm assuming we'll get in trouble for already having a pokemon, at least. And if that's the case, we can catch up when we're not going to get in trouble.
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>>5472871
Cute, nice writing
>Bedsheet monster
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>>5472885
Gonna be afk for a few hours so feel free to vote away

but before i head out. Yes. Not only that, but, not including Roger himself, there are 3 number ones.

And all 4 of them are a master of disguise in some way. So yes, one of them is Carmen Sandiego.
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>>5472871
>Some bedsheet monster called Mimikyu slipped into my pokeball when I was handed it! It was very scary!!!
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I am going to bed, so sorry for telling you I was only gonna be a few hours.

I have classes to plan, for you guys. Want to make sure there are things to look forward to. Considering dividing things a la persona with 1 class per 2 downtime actions... but i can just have classes be interesting. So i have a lot to think about.

So i guess... vote on a class as well if you want.

Biology is about pokemon as pokemon. There are other classes for items, team comp, pokemon as work forces, and so forth.
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>>5473094
This is Dusknoir row, so it would be really cool to have a "reform" class taught by an actual ex-criminal that talks about their original motivations, how they reformed, and why. Maybe some sort of "civics" class where we have the opportunity to actually improve our social skills or learn just how awful it is to actually work (we are team Lazy after all).
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>>5472871
>Some bedsheet monster called Mimikyu slipped into my pokeball when I was handed it - I need another before I get in trouble

>>5473094
Maybe a class on... Pokemon FRIENDSHIP? how to increase affinity and cooperativeness in Pokemon? Very useful for us right now.
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>>5472871
>...Listen, I need a pokeball
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>>5472871
>...Listen, I need a pokeball
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>>5472871
>Some bedsheet monster called Mimikyu slipped into my pokeball when I was handed it! It was very scary!!!
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"Well... now that you are asking... yes!" You hold up Mimikyu's ball. "When I was handed this ball... there was already a pokemon in it! Some bedsheet thing named Mimikyu!"

The man frowns. "That is troubling. We did not send such a pokemon... it might be a stray... Listen Gurie, come to the nurses office after class hours. I would like to, assist in negotiations. We will write it as volunteer hours and I will get you some pocket money for the facade." He holds out a safari ball in his hands. "Until then, take this, make sure no one knows you got a pokemon already."

You nod. "That sounds good, thanks Nimrah."

He smiles. "Anytime. Now head out, its almost time for social studies."

Oh that doesn't sound so bad.

~~~~

Oh it was worse. Much worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ktXEQI5Tg

"Fuhohoho!" A sequinned man with a pokeball trapped on his head struts down the class aisles. his scarf billowing in the nonexistant wind. "It is I, your teacher! Miror B!" He poses and a lot of the class claps. "Yes yes, it is I, former leader of Cipher, but I have reformed! Seen the light, no more shadow pokemon and darkness for me. " He poses. "Now the only thing I fight for is the spotlight!"

He claps his hand. "Now, you want out of the slammer? Then you gotta make society want you out. Got to show your bling baby. You gotta work FOR the people," Pose. "Gotta be a man OF the people!" Pose "And you will be freed baybay BY the people!" He raises his finger in the air, stealing the Leon look from Galar (Not that you actually know that but it looks tacky).

"So baby doll that is why Marco Cosmos pay me to be here and not on the dance floor. It is my job to help all of you find your groove with your pokemon and people, after all, I was someone who worked with shadow pokemon, I know exactly how to take the funky times away."

"Now! Baby dolls, its time for you all to be making friends. But to be makin friends you got to..." He poses. "Make a impression baybay!"

"That's why we are going to first work on poses. You got to capture with flair, you got to throw with finesse, and you got to win with style! Otherwise ya might as well not have a mon"

You slink into your chair. Oh nooooo.

>Try REALLY hard to blend in... by doing the dorky poses
>You have pride, refuse!
>You do not have pride... or style, but you are going to try your best

D100 either way, to either have the finesse to pull a poise, the courage to refuse Miror B, or the grace to tape into your inner cringe.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5472900
>Carmen Sandiego
I'm looking forward to meeting this one.

>>5473785
>Try REALLY hard to blend in... by doing the dorky poses
Something something, keeping a low profile.
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>>5473806
ANON
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5473785
>Try REALLY hard to blend in... by doing the dorky poses
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>>5473806
holy crap

>>5473816
Hey, at least it'll be funny... right?
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>>5473823
Our pants are gonna audibly fucking rip in front of everybody when we try to pose and our underwear will be visible for the whole class to see.
I hope your pleased with yourself.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5473806
Let me try to salvage it
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5473785
>>You do not have pride... or style, but you are going to try your best
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5473785
>You do not have pride... or style, but you are going to try your best
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And now... I write!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5473785
>You do not have pride... or style, but you are going to try your best
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>>5473909
Savior.
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>>5473837
I hope it's not any worse than that.

>>5473909
Damn it, 10 minutes late!
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You sigh and get in the line, you ready your pose, moving your hands in a circle. And... you trip!

"a....ah!" You wave your harms helplessly and smash your face on the floor, your feet dangling in the air.

The music cuts. "Hold it hold it!" Miror struts over to you, looming over your splayed form. "What... was that style? That was not grace! That was not beauty! That wasn't anything!" He points at you. "Can you not even wave your arms right? You have... no swag!"

No style... You sniffle. "I...I did my best."

"If that was your best then, Madame, you are doomed." He moonwalks away, shades still staring at you. "You got to move like the world's staring at you. That's how you access... the REAL power!"

He spins and points a finger at you. "Detension! Remedial dance classes! The whole shebang!!! I am throwing the book at you Clownshoes!"

"But...I have a appointment with the nurse after school!" You protest as he brushes it off.

"You slippery polliwag... you think you can dance outta this one when you can't dance at all? You will take your detenion... After! And again for the week! The Month! Until you get it right!"

He poses and the spotlight shines on him, revealing glittering crystals on his arm band. "You think I joke? Nonono! The only comedy here is you. Gaze upon my wrists. My Z crystals! A aloha from Alola!" Pose.
"Their sacred dances give their pokemon partners sacred power... Without Z crystals of your own, you can not use Z moves... BUT The moves themselves! They are still there class!" Pose!

"The power within is expressed through the power without! The style! These will help you pull your pokemon's inner reserves!"

He twirls. "Now... I WAS supposed to give you all the options to pick your companion pokemon for your visit... but that seems dull... Instead! The Miror shall have you all pose from the heart! Show me your real you... and the B will provide!"

Twirl, and points to the sky. "Do not disappoint!"

The crowd cheers. This sucks, and now you have to do ANOTHER dance??? A interpretive one?

Like what?

>A cute dance
>A powerful march
>A passionate dance!
>Just copy the dance moves Miror has been doing
>write in

>>5473916
>>5473914
To be clear i let a 99 trump a crit fail before. So this time theres no savin ya.
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>>5473993
>A passionate dance!
Bruh, fucking dance classes
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>>5473993
>write-in
>A cute powerful passionate marching dance

>So this time theres no savin ya.
Aw man. But honestly that makes sense.
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>>5474037
Rest assured if you get good at dances you will unlock poses that actually do things.
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>>5473993
>A passionate dance!
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>>5474048
>>5474037
One more d100! With a minus 20!
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Rolled 25 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>5474110
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Rolled 58 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5474110
-20, oof
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>>5474194
wow I suck at math
pretend I typed - not +
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>>5474197
to get a minus 20 you need to type "dice+1d100+-20"
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Rolled 38 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5473993
Passion like the cool beauty we are
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Rolled 100 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>5474110
Let's gooooooooooooo
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>>5474240
POWAHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnzurkSGBCs
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>>5474240
Alright you rascal, guess I am writing.
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You can do this! I mean... you CAN'T do this dont be ridiculous... but you CAN try your best anyway!

You dig deep, tapping into your family training, your traditions, you take high steps, tiptoeing forward. Smile, arms splayed, head back, and laugh!

Well by laugh... you squek. However Miror claps anyway. "Fantastic! A bit hard on the follow through but I can see that, despite your lack of polish, I can see the spirit. Mischief! Anger! That's..." Pose. "Your true style!"

He snaps his finger and a TA runs in carrying a case of pokeballs. "No no, the special goods!" The TA's eyes widen, as they scramble back into the office.

"Now now!" Miror B lowers his shades. "This pokemon is... VERY special! Unruly even! If you even blink in its presence. It will tear you apart... BUT!" He snaps his fingers. "It is VERY strong! Can you handle it?"

The man comes with... a cage? A small pink gremlin biting at the bars. It looks at you with beedy purple pupils.

'So! You up for it? Your passion can handle a Impidink?"

>S-sure
>Absolutely NOT I blink ALL the time!
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>>5474290
>Absolutely NOT I blink ALL the time!
We already got our hands full with a Mimikyu.
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>>5474290
>S-sure
I'll bite
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>>5474290
>Absolutely NOT I blink ALL the time!
Impidink is immune to psychic and resistant to ghost, we're screwed!
Also I think they're ugly
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>>5474290
>ABSOLUTELY NOT
>S-sure
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So two nos, and two yes (one more enthusiastic then the other)

I will say this: This pokemon is uniquely stronger and rowdier then other impidinks, but if you refuse it you will get a less hostile pokemon who is also pretty good.. probbably a fire type.
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>>5474290
>>S-sure
fuck it.
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>>5474386
I'm guessing the reason we're getting a 'passionate' pokemon is due to our dance.
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>>5474290
>>S-sure
Grimmsnarl is Cool as fuck, and if
>>5474386
is anything to go by, It could be able to gigantamax too.
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"W-hwa? I am not really... that's a lot of responsibility and..." You deflate under the stare of the reformed villian. "...Okay."

Impidink has joined your team!

~~~~~

Class continues, People talk, pokemon are picked, mostly from the box of pokeballs that Miror has, but he does find a few other "passionate people' to give out his special caged animals to. One of them actually includes that Hartwell guy.

But time flies when you are ignoring people, and well... that's exactly what you did. Class ends and with two class periods finished, its your Work Period. And for your work... well.

You arrive at the Nurses office. Noah looking up at you with a smile. "Ready?"

>Yes.
>Um... can we build some seals or something? Like a cage? In case this is dangerous?
>Mimikyu already swore to me, maybe we can do this... nicely?
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>>5474440
>Mimikyu already swore to me, maybe we can do this... nicely?
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>>5474440
>>Mimikyu already swore to me, maybe we can do this... nicely?
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You are Impidink, you can be named something else if that's what the woman wants.

You lived in a forest, brought here by Macro Cosmos, you had fun playing pranks and stealing supplies.

This must have gotten you in trouble. Because you are no longer in the forest. You were captured by men in white suits who took you to a room. Things happen but you dont really care that much about that. The cage was cold though you did not like the cage.

Now you are in a pokeball. It is warmer then the cage. The forest was warm. You like the pokeball.

A girl holds the pokeball, she seems weak. People like that get kidnapped by people in white suits.

Poor girl.

>Pick a name for Impidink!
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I have not been having the best day, mostly health things, no real worries. But i apologize for the dip in quality.

We will continue tomorrow.
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>>5474446
>Trixie

>>5474448
Hey, no worries. Sorry to hear, and get well soon! The writing's been fine.
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>>5474446
>Morgana
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>>5474446
Is the Impidink male or female?
If it's a guy, then
>Abaddon (Aba)
If a girl
>Narcissa (Narci)
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>>5474446
>Joe
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Supportin' Morgana for a female Impidink.
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>>5474518
>>5474582
B-but aren't impidinks supposed to be 100% male
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>>5474603
Oh yeah, in that case I'll change my vote to just
>Abaddon (Aba for short)
It has a ghost-like sound and it's full of PASSION
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>>5474446
I recommend a more fitting name like
>Gremlin
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>>5474669
>>5474446
You know what, I'll support this instead of my vote >>5474604
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>>5474669
I still like my Lazytown reference, but Gremlin is fine, too.
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Hello everyone
Looks like being nice and gremlin both win! Lets go!
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You look at Mimikyus ball, it seemed PRETTY panicked when you beat it all by yourself... "Uncle... can we... go easy on it?"

Nimrah raises a eyebrow. "Why?"

"...Well, I already cursed the Mimikyu, and it swore to be nice to me, I think it is PRETTY cowed. I am glad you are here to watch my back... but before we do good cop bad cop, I think we can just... ask them?"

"I mean... that isn't as fun but sure." He shrugs. "We got a bed."

You open a door to one of the "hopsital beds" and toss the Mimikyu on the bed, the bedsheet immediately scampers behind the pillow.

"Look! I'm harmless honest! I wasn't gonna do nothing! I can barely even do something! I was just supposed to recruit you!"

>Recruit me? To what?
>Who put you in my pokeball
>I don't believe you
>Write in other questions
>Want to join MY gang?
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>>5474874
>Recruit me? To what?
>Who put you in my PokeBall?
>How did you know who I am?
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>>5474798
Save Trixie for a different pinkmon
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>>5474874
>Recruit me? To what?
>Who put you in my pokeball
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"Recruit me?" You step forward. "To what?"

"T-t-t-to my gang!" The Mimikyu yips and tries to back up. You... you must have done a number on him with that curse. It is absolutely stricken by your presence. "These friends of mine... well acquaintances really! They were assembling this big ole team and they wanted Lazy in on it! When the slick man said no they said 'well aim for the horse!' and since you were already in jail well, strings were pulled and here I am! We were just gonna take over the world! With cuteness and stuff honest!"

You cross your arms and he starts stammering. "Listen! I'm just Mimikyu! I'm not legendary! I'm not even mythical! I'm just a loveable pokemon from the islands! A little fairy! You can trust fairies!"

"Who slipped you into my pokeball?" You ask as it looks around.

"Um... um, can i not say? They'll get mad at me. I don't want to be called a rat?"

You use your glare.

Mimikyu is paralyzed and can't move! "Okay! I don't know! A man in white! Big green glasses! He recruited me! Said he could use my "Grudge" to improve his pokemon... which means I must be really special right? I don't know what was going on after I was put in the ball..." His eyes sparkle! "Wait! I heard music! Really loud! Really bad music!"

You frown. "And that's how you knew who I was? You just assumed everything worked out?"

"Well... it did so..." Mimis fake head droops. "I just was excited to have friends for once?"

>Your friends sound like criminals
>Did you have friends or a boss?
>...So... whats your big team about?
>Write in
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>>5474999
>Did you have friends or a boss?
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>>5474999
>Want to join MY gang?
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>>5474999
>Did you have friends or a boss?
and then use it to segway to
>Want to join MY gang?
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>>5475174
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"Did you have friends? Or did you have a boss?" You ask as the Mimikyu stares at you.

"Is... is there a difference?" It asks as you nod.

"The boss asks you to do things, and they can be nice to you, and treat you well, but they determine the deal, they call the shots."

You point at Mimikyu. "But a friend compromises! They let you take lead on missions! And they share snacks!"

Mimikyu gasps. "Wh- Faba never lets me eat his snacks..."

You frown. "R-really? Not even the bad ones?"

Mimikyu gives you a sad look. "He only eats licorice, its ALL bad snacks..."

Wow this Faba guy sucks. "Well... I mean, I am making a gang! And while I might not be your friend, yet at least, I am willing to share my snacks."

The Mimi sniffles. "R-really? Even though I'm spooky?"

You smile. "I am a hex maniac, I like spooky."

Mimikyu stands up. "Well! Since Faba just traded me away, he clearly is..." He shrinks a bit. "I don't think he cared if this plan worked..."

Mimi bonks himself with his stick! "BUT! That's not the issue! If you don't succeed! Do it again!" He winks. "You got a deal Gurie!"

>Mimikyu has joined your party!!!

Mimikyu vanishes back into your pokeball as you turn to Nimrah and frown. "Who the hell is Faba?"

Nimrah shrugs. "I don't really watch the news. I am a..." He tilts his head in thought. "Scientist. Yes, that's right... I can tell you they are not from Kanto. Based on what your partner said about grudges... perhaps he is some pokemon psychologist?"

>1d100 to try to remember something outside your sugar mansion

>Eh, hes stupid, go to Miror B's class.
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z( @OwO@) Hiya everyone! It's me! My name is.... MIMIKYU!!!!!!

z( @=w=@) I am actually not a electric type! My types are Ghost Fairy! I like food! And walks! And violence! I hate uppity people who look down on me! And electric types!

z( @>w>@) You know that e-thot Iona? I hate her! She banned me from my stream all for saying she should use ghost types instead! What a mean word!!!

z( @OwO@) I may be small but I am a smart cookie you know! I came here all the way from Alola! I snuck aboard a boat those Aether types were using...

z( @OwO@) And sure I may have run with a bad crowd but that was the misdirection of my youth! It doesn't count!

>Name Mimikyu?
>Name keep Mimikyu's name Mimikyu
>Block Mimikyu from 4chan
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>>5475236
>Name keep Mimikyu's name Mimikyu
Mimikyu is Mimikyu!
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And man, how do Mimikyus keep getting access to 4chan? There was one a few years ago, are pokemon even allowed to post?
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>>5475230
>>5475236
>Name keep Mimikyu's name Mimikyu
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>>5475236
>>Name keep Mimikyu's name Mimikyu
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>>5475236
vName keep Mimikyu's name Mimikyu
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After a few moments wracking your brain, you remember Faba, hes the dumb guy with the goggles!

No not Tom, different goggles. He works with the Friendship Forward LLC, its a group formed by Macro Cosmos and Aether Foundation to work on developing "low income areas" and revitalizing disaster zones... of course, Orre is nothing except disaster zones so they ran in here with force.

Faba apperantly keeps getting demoted because of a willingness to do the worst things his bosses tell him to do, and being happy to take the fall. He's broken the barrier to dimensions before with a machine Lusamine funded (Before she got hospitalized), and thus while he got demoted to a intern, when the FFC came about he's been steadily rising in ranks thanks to some stuff with getting pokemon in the new safari zones to cooperate.

Speaking of... the Friendship Forward Institute, filled with white suited philistines trying at philanthropy. They own the prison (Hence the name Rose Academy) and your dad has been hassling them for a while.

If Faba was bossing around Mimikyu, and to "use his hatred in his experiments" he must... be doing some hate research? Well the FFC DID buy out the Pokemon Lab, maybe they are researching the Purity Chamber? Who knows.


You pocket Mimikyu and wave goodbye feeling a bit smarter for the whole experience.

>Go to detention with Miror B.
>Play hooky and talk to Tom
>Play hooky and find Carrie
>Drag one of the two to detention with you in case Miror B is weird...er
>Write in hooky option (There is a "Exercise Yard" to train and catch pokemon and fight others)

You recieved 5000 LP for "helping Noah".
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>>5475309
>Drag one of the two to detention with you in case Miror B is weird...er
>Drag Tom
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>>5475309
>Drag one of the two to detention with you in case Miror B is weird...er
>Drag Tom
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>>5475309
>Go to detention with Miror B.
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>>5475309
>>Drag one of the two to detention with you in case Miror B is weird...er
>>Drag Tom
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>>5475309
>Go to detention with Miror B.
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>>5475309
>Convince mimikyu to stop being terminally online
>Keep running the quest though
And
>Drag Tom to detention
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>>5475236
Oh yeah
>Ask mimikyu what happened to the other Guries
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>>5475309
>Drag one of the two to detention with you in case Miror B is weird...er
>>Carrie
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Tom wins!
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"Do... I HAVE to come with you?" Tom says being dragged by the arm to dance class. "Miror B smells weird and he plays music too loud."

"Listen Tom, if Miror. B is so weird then who KNOWS what he'll do to a girl alone! I need a witness! A bodyguard!" You turn and point at Tom. "And so far your the best one for the job!"

"Why not Carrie? She at least is on your team."

"Carrie hasn't fought a ghost with me yet, your a... mostly known entity! And you can play on your switch while I am working so its less boring for you then Carrie."

Tom sighs but continues to let you drag her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BHhJUd6pRI&t=67s

"Ah! Fantastic!" Miror B claps as you entire the atrium area where you were inducted into the school yesterday. The chairs have been put away revealing a large... pokemon arena???

"This mon cheri! Is our dance floor! You have the passion but no moves." Miror B stands on the podium the principal was clutching yesterday. "So I will SHOW you the moves."

He splays his arm out. "You won't try unless you see for yourself.. the power of Personallity!" He reaches for his belt and grabs two pokeballs, tossing them out with a twirl.

A Ludicolo dances beneath a large Pelliper, ran starting to fall in the area as Miror dances. "Do not worry no, it is practice!"

Since this is Orre, there are only one real way to fight... double battles.

>Tom... can you help please?
>Reveal Mimikyu but bullshit a reason why you have one.
>Do it yourself but DONT reveal mimikyu and try to guilt Miror B into lending you one
>C-can we just learn the jazz square?
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>>5475603
>>Do it yourself but DONT reveal mimikyu and try to guilt Miror B into lending you one

>"Lending" for undisclosed duration that is.
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>>5475603
>C-can we just learn the jazz square?
>Do it yourself but DONT reveal mimikyu and try to guilt Miror B into lending you one
When Miror B inevitably says no, we tell him it won't be fair if we just fight one v two. And something about wanting to have a good feel for battling in Orre too.
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>>5475608
I like it! Thatd be a d100 though for the wheel and deal. Lets see if you get the votes!
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>>5475603
>Tom... can you help please?
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I guess that is long enough!

D100s pretty please!
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>>5475655
Are you going to combine the votes?
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"W-wait!" You panic looking around, you can't use Mimikyu right now! That would be suspicious. Suspicous people get targets on their back. "C-can't we just... work on footwork!"

Miror B claps. "Work on your feet baby doll! Dance while fighting!"

"...B-but I don't even HAVE a second pokemon you only gave me the one."

Miror twirls. "No... worries!" He tosses another safari ball at you. "Freshly ordered! Normally I'd ask you to work in a team, teach you trust skills, but..." He looks at Tom and shudders. "I can see why you would not want that."

Tom's switch turns on, and Miror fliches.

You... think Tom scares the teacher? Weird. Miror B is a teacher... you guess Miror is more flash then fiber... that is a saying right?

You toss the pokeballs and Gremlin runs circles around your new lended pokemon, a glittering dragon who seems to just sit there watching Gremlin waste their energy.

The music changes keys as Miror B claps. "We have waited enough! The beat has no pause, and our battle shall not be paused any longer! Show your bling and let Miror shine you!"

The spotlights focus on Miror B his z crystals glittering.

>>Tyrannical Teacher Miror B. demands a battle!


You got two basic pokemon and Ludicolo and Pelipper are fresh, Miror SAID hes going easy on you... but he also looks like a liar?

AND it's raining.

>Gremlin, Jangmo-o! Beat up the bird!
>Gremlin, defense, Jangmo-o offense!
>Write in general strategy
d100 each time to feel out moves.
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>>5475711
>Gremlin, Jangmo-o! Beat up the bird!
Fuck him up.
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>>5475711
>Gremlin, Jangmo-o! Beat up the bird!
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>>5475711
>Gremlin, defense, Jangmo-o offense!
>Write in general strategy
>Try to mix in some status moves against the Pelipper.
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"Alright!" You point at Pelipper. Gremlin! Er, Jangmo-o! Take the bird down!

Miror claps. "Samba! Use fake out on the pink one. Pelipper, Tailwind!"

Your pokemon leap in the air, Gremlin reaching his arm out to do... it LOOKS like some sort of energy was gathering but Ludicolo skates accross the water and slams both of his maracas into Gremlin's face. The imp stumbles back, dazed a bit.

Jangmo instead slinks from beneath the pelipper as the bird starts beating its wings faster, pushing against the wind the big beak bird was beating against him. He coils in a leap and... tackles Pelipper.

Tackle? Isn't that... kinda boring from a pokemon that's so musical.

"And volia! The stage is set! Now... let me show you my Power Pose!" Miror B shouts, one hand on his shades and another pointing straight at you.

...Hasn't he... been posing this whole time?

>Um... good offense equals good defense! Keep hitting them!
>Dodge the... pose? You guess??
>Use your OWN pose to beat Miror's pose!
>Do some status things! Impidinks a prankster... prank em! Then Shank em!
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>>5475870
>Do some status things! Impidinks a prankster... prank em! Then Shank em!
Classic Impidink, I'm tellin' you.
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>>5475870
>>Do some status things! Impidinks a prankster... prank em! Then Shank em!
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Seems like we waited long enough. D100s!
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>>5475927
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>>5475927
Rolling High
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>>5475927
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>>5475927
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Alright my turn!!
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Gremlin is a prankster... despite you not having seen them do any pranks... but in theory they are better at status effects then simple damage. So... you should play to their strengths right?

"Alright Gremlin, disable the other two before the pose move, then Jangm-o, attack!

Gremlin nods, and struts forward, raising his hands, then lowering them as he emits a GHASTLY wail.

The sound is shrill and deep at the same time, as if two pitches are played at the same time that rattle bones and break glass and you SORTOF want to puke (Which you also felt when you were supposed to dance in public but its worse now).

Ludicolo and Pelipper DEFINETLY hear it too, so does Miror, and Tom... toms wearing ear buds.

Pellippers flapping gets disoriented, off tempo as Ludicollo looks around disoriented. They are both confused.

...Do Impidinks know supersonic?

Miror B, whatever super move he had planned, seems to have forgotten, his hands over his ears. Ludicolo scrambles for a bit but shakes his maracas, a large spray of hot water gushing out and stricking Jangmo-o in the face.

Jangmo gives a pained yip as it charges, hitting Pelipper with its tail. The bird is sent flying and vanishes into their pokeball.

"Coco!" A bright yellow bird flies out, its eyes dull and listless.

The Oricoro sortof stands there, watching the enemy birds waiting for a move.

Tom looks up and puts his switch down.

"Owowowow! No fair messing with the Miror's groove!" He frowns and looks at Oricorio. "Oh... well she's not meant to be out." He raises his pokeball and switches the Pelipper back out.

>More status effects! Make sure that Ludicolo can NEVER attack!

>Buff moves! Get stronger before smacking

>Fill damage now, no mercy in this dojo!

>Write in
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>>5476039
>>More status effects! Make sure that Ludicolo can NEVER attack!
Bully our teacher! We are the boss here!
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>>5476039
>More status effects! Make sure that Ludicolo can NEVER attack!
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>>5476042
>>5476089
Undos to d hundos please
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>>5476178
The dice gods like teasing us with crit fails, huh?
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Guess that's everyone! Fortunately, I have already planned what these moves are.
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You are... probbably not going to win this to be honest. Depending on HOW much Miror is holding back, his pokemon are evolved, yours are not, and you dont know either of them. You can't see how you win this in a fair fight.

However.... you don't HAVE to fight fair. By Miror's logic his poses, which he hasn't used yet, involve coordinating with his pokemon... and you can just... stop that.

"Gremlin, Jangmo-o, hassle the Ludicolo! Throw everything you got, disable their attacker!" You throw your hand out, doing your best to put some oomph in your order...

Your pose seems to get through to your friends as they immediately leap into action. Gremlin rubs his hands, static building until it flips its palms at Ludicolo. Electic waves are hurled towards Samba, the pokemon giving a startled chortle as its paralyzed.

As you said in class, this slows its speed down, so even with the water its swift swim doesn't help... The bird however, is not so impaired.

Pelipper swoops down and plucks Gremlin, its beak outstretch as it.... EATS YOUR POKEMON!??!

Gremlins just trapped in Pellipers beak, the apathetic imps legs dangling from the orange bill as it crunchs raw flying damage down at your fairy.

Your dragon follows up, sliding towards Ludicolo and patting large eyes at Samba.

You... guess Jangmo-o is a girl... and apperantly Samba... is a scalie.

"Co...lo...lo!" The singing pokemon, despite their stun is very excited, hearts covering his eyes as the pokemon is swimming in the hurricane of love. He swoons, and slips on the water and bashes his head, hurting himself in his confusion.

The Pelipper is slightly dinged, but so is Gremlin, and Pelipper has the air advantage.

Jangmo-o is pretty scalded but is otherwise fine.

Ludicolo however, is disoriented, nauseated, barely able to move, and is in love with his sleep paralyze dragon. He is physically, mentally, and spiritually disabled. If that pokemon manages to pass gass, much less successfully hit a move, it would be a miracle.

"Ah... Samba.... you are killing me." Miror says with a sigh as he withdrew his emotionally distraught partner. "That's a dirty move Gurie... but that's what it takes in show biz. But Disco will show you why you do not bite the big dog."

...Pelipper is not a dog? This man is weird.

It is still raining indoors.

Pick one of each set

Set A
>Gremlin: Attack the bird, Disco or whatever
>Gremlin, Thunderwave Disco
>Gremlin, scream some more
>Gremlin... do something else

Set B
>Jangmo-o Tackle
>Jangmo-o Attract
>Jangmo-o Dragon tail
>Jangmo-o do the last mystery attack

Miror B is going to go for a Pose move!
>Try to out pose him for a style clash!
>Try to play it smart

This update is in memorial to Samba the Ludicolo who was tragically caught in 40k.
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>>5476284
>Gremlin, scream some more
>Jangmo-o Tackle
>Try to out pose him for a style clash!

>This update is in memorial to Samba the Ludicolo who was tragically caught in 40k.
RIP in peace, you made the water wet.
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>>5476284
>Gremlin, Thunderwave Disco
>>5476284
>Jangmo-o Dragon tail
>>5476284
>Try to out pose him for a style clash!
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>>5476284
>Gremlin, Thunderwave Disco
>Jangmo-o Dragon tail Disco
>Try to out pose him for a style clash!
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>>5476284
>Gremlin, Thunderwave Disco
>Jangmo-o Dragon tail Disco
>Try to out pose him for a style clash!
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>>5476358
>>5476351
>>5476300
DICE!!!!
While I sleep.
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Congratulations that is three sixes in a row you unlock the bonus hell dlc.

Also you crit but that is less fun.
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You need to make a move on this wingull before Miror throws the book at you.

"Gremlin! Thunderwave!" Obeying your command, Gremlin seems to come alive as it blasts a wave of lightning at the Peliper, perhaps incensed by its attack earlier.

The creature is buffeted by electric energy, but, with the benefit of tailwind in play its still faster then your dragon. "Now... rock em!" He twirls arms splayed, until he raised them in the air and lowers em, duel finger gun, at Gremlin "LIKE A HURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!"

>Miror B uses Finisher Pose, Special attack dramatically increases, Attack dramatically increases! Defense harshly falls! Special defense harshly falls!

>Pelipper uses Hurricane!

A horrific whirlwind starts brewing up, lightning flashes as things start to spin... if this is the power of poses... you will need to risk it all here!

You spread your legs and hold your arms out, rearing your head back until... Stomp!

>Gurie uses Sumo Pose! Her team hunkers down and braces for impact! Speed dramatically reduced.

Your group, balked by your own actions hold fast, Jongmo-o smashing his hands into the floorboard and bracing. Gremlin watches and... grabs Jongmo-os tail.

The wind rockets, rages and Gremlin is sent up and down and left and right, but never loses his grip. Cuts form on your pokemon, bruises... but they do not fall.

The hurricane queits eventually, with Pelipper winded a bit demoralized that his big finisher didn't... finish.

"Now Jongmo-o! Dragontail!"

Jongmo-o rears his tail back and hurls Gremlin with a massive force... that as a fairy, the impidimp does not feel at all. The creature soars towards Pelipper and then... you think its eyes flicker a bit, that spark of hostility emerges.

A purplish energy emerges from his foot as he kicks Pelipper, the strange attack just brutalizing the weakened mon.

Pelipper falls like a sack of bricks, your mon wailing its tiny fists on the bird all the way down.

"Squaaa...." Pelipper moans as it falls, Gremlin standing up, and starts walking back.

Then it spits on the floor, rubbing its nose.

You win!

"Awww... not groovy." The rain dies down as Miror returns his pokemon. "Didn't really get to show off the power of my poses... but..." His shades twinkle. "Do you not understand them now? You did use one?"

>I... think so
>No... no i dont, that just felt silly
>Aren't you worried about that purple thing?
>Write in
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>>5476795
>I... think so
>Aren't you worried about that purple thing?
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>>5476795
Supporting >>5476803
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>>5476803
>+1
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You look over at the room, watching the stadium just... slowly repair itself. "I... think so. I can use poses to help my commands get followed."

Miror snaps his fingers. "Exactly! Remember a pokemon battle is about the trainer, the pokemon are our ways to express ourselves, who we raise, how we train them, how we command them. It's all about YOU, and thus YOU need to put just as much of yourself into the battle as you do preparing it."

That sounds... right... but kinda weird. "What about... friendship and stuff? Isn't that what pokemon are about."

He chuckles. "Ah maybe, maybe! But no one is excited to see the Ludicolos but me, they come for Miror B." He lowers his sunglasses and wink. "But a few of my rivals always were a fan of that friendship and love, and they did shine. So hold onto that optimism and we will see where it takes you."

>You unlocked Poses! Poses are special moves that one can do DURING battle to confer extra effects on your teammates. Poses require Dazzle, which is reduced by repeated uses of a pose, especially when you lose. You can only use one pose of the same type once per fight, and they all have side effects. If you do not win with your finisher your own pokemon are likely finished!
>Do not just win with style! Style to win!!!

Miror B hands you a scrap book. "Keep track of your poses with this. There are cameras everywhere here, and they watch all your fights. When you got a good move going, you can get the guards to get you a picture so you can memorialize that style."

That's great but... you look at the arena and the little indent disco left. "What WAS that move Gremlin used at the end? It was all purply... and I didn't ask it to use that move."

Miror laughs. "Well I told you it was special yes? Perhaps it just picked up what you were putting down? Or maybe you need to get some badges from the guard captains to get your special partner to fall in line? As for the purple... well maybe it was brutal swing? Or foul play? It is a dark type and if anything was going to knock me down, foul play would've been the way."

You look back at Tom who is looking at Miror B. You aren't sure your convinced, you feel like you would recognize those moves... Y-you aren't stupid right?

"Anyway!" Miror twirls. "That pose lit a fire in me, and you still have detention! We will practice! Now!"

You were forced to rehearse the Sumo pose until dinner.

You and Tom are waiting in line at the mess as Tom starts to whisper behind you. "Hey... Gurie?" Your goggled friend's head dart around conspiratorially. "I think... something is up with Gremlin."
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>>5476851

>What no? Hes super sweet.
>You think he may be sick?
>He does seem pretty droopy
>Write in

You have 7500 LP total with 2500 being added thanks to beating Miror B. Even if he was holding back.
You can save your money and eat... potato and cheese, or you can spend a extra 1000 lp to order a advanced meal, or 500 to order a topping like meat. 1000x per star, 500x per topping star, the topping must match the level of the food so you cant put wagyu meat on a boiled potato.

Spending on luxuries will improve living standards and help you bond with people and pokemon especially if you share. BUT if you fail to hold up those living standards then lows may hit harder.

Promotions to upperclass hood (Because its a prison there are "evaluations" to determine level not age (Thats why Tom is a freshman still despite being here longer then you)) can provide a permanent boost to luxuries. Black market may also provide ways to get under the table benefits)

Also you may
>Find Carrie and ask her along with Tom
>Keep this between you and Tom
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>>5476856
>>He does seem pretty droopy
>>Find Carrie and ask her along with Tom

This just got VERY interesting...
Was that shadow rush?
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>>5476856
>He does seem pretty droopy
>Find Carrie and ask her along with Tom
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>>5476856
>You think he may be sick?
>Find Carrie and ask her along with Tom
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>>5476892
This passes but guess what i forgot about!

Jongmo-o! You wanted her on your team... But how are you going to keep her?

>Just give up Miror seems shady
>Miror seems shady... and you can use that!! Ask nicely!
>Bribe Miror B!
>Try to just pocket it and "Forget"
>Write in
>Ask nicely
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>>5476967
>>Miror seems shady... and you can use that!! Ask nicely!
Just say that we need her for double battles, no big deal.
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>>5476967
I will not update until this gets voted on as it may have major reprecussions.

You may also, if you eat fancy (Which you havent voted on) feed your pokemon for friendship and some extra cash.
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>>5476967
>Miror seems shady... and you can use that!! Ask nicely!
>See how good it synergized with my gremlin? That's a sign you should let me have them together
>If he say no, no big deal, we deserve only *Specials* pokemons
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>>5476967
>>5476975
Supporting.
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>>5476975
>>5476991
>>5476973
>>5476973
Alright writing this belated miror scene.
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>>5476975
Supporting.
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"So... Miror B." You hold up Jangmo-os ball. "Can I keep her? She works really well with Gremlin and I need to do double battles anyway. So..."

Miror hmms. "Well we have a "Prison yard" for you to hunt down your own pokemon as well as a Rec center for buying pokemon you don't need MY help."

"But... I DO if I want a cool stylish dragon?" You flutter your eyelashes and Miror, rudely you may add, shudders.

"Yes yes, I am in charge of pokemon distribution, but what if someone else wants a nice stylish dragon?"

"Then... get a new one?" You sigh. "Do I get the dragon or not?"

"Hmmm" He rubs his chin. "You are right it is a cool and stylish dragon. I think it belongs to a Honor student... and Honor students help their teacher."

He frowns and sticks his tongue out. "Not like whatever you are thinking. Miror does not swing your dance. Nor would Miror if he DID." ????

"You are not the only person who needs stylish pokemon, and Miror helps many kind souls in this... But..." He looks at the camera. "Miror can't just be handing students pokeballs. The principal... has plans that are not related to my charity."

"...I imagine these students are very grateful to someone who gives them a lot of gifts." You look at the puddles of water frowning. "Am I going to, selling pokemon."

He laughs. "No no no. Just giving them mon cheri, which is well within my duties. If they feel so grateful they give you a gift, its yours to keep."

>Agree
>Refuse
>Counteroffer
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>>5477049
>>Agree
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>>5477049
>Agree
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>>5476872
What a silly question!

Do you think I, Mimi K. Yu would do something like that? Sneak in ominous situations beyond your scope or keen? In ORRE?
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>>5477061
Nope was just a guess

Well folks, we have an aether problem, a Marco Cosmos problem, and now a cypher problem! What's next? Will Ghetsis and his pirate ship?
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>>5477049
Changing my vote to
>Refuse
Wait a minute, I don't think I like what's being implied here.
Can we still back down from all of this?
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>>5477049
>>Refuse
We shouldn't support other evil teams.
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>>5477049
>Agree
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We have a tie!

>>5477088
Macro Cosmos and the Aether Foundation are working on a joint operation here. The Friendship Forward Coalition, which is a LLC.

You dont have two problems, you have the Gates Foundation.

Which of course, can not and will not do ANYTHING unsavory.


We are tied so let me ask something more important: FOOD!!!!

As mentioned! You get free Rank 0 grub on tax dollars, or you can get elite higher level food through good deeds and bribes, but mostly you got money through nepotism.

Would you like
>Eat bland unflavored potatoes with goverment cheese 0 LP
>Upgrade your dish to add onion and sour cream 500 lp
>Get the 1 star dish Rancher Pie with Beans, potato and leaks. (no meat) 1000 lp
>Buy ice cream for 500 lp
>Write in

This is for your big meal you are getting while talking to Carrie and Tom when this flash back ends.
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>>5477136
>>Buy ice cream for 500 lp
We need sugar, and lots of it.
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>>5477136
>Buy ice cream for 500 lp
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>>5477136
>Refuse
>ice cream
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>>5477136
>Buy ice cream for 500 lp
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Alright no Jangmo-o, no criminal ties with a suspicious disco man, icecream for everyone, and your hanging out with Carrie and Tom to discus Gremlins droopyness.

Writing.
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>>5477049
>Refuse
>>5477136
>Buy ice cream for 500 lp
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You look at Jangmo-o. She was integral to your win, and is one of the apex pokemon of the alola region, one of those super pokemon people spend years hunting down. And you have one. And you are going to give it up.

"Sorry Miror. But that sounds like work, and well..." You shrug. "I am my father's kid."

Miror raises his shades and gives you a [i]look[/i] before shrugging. "Que sera sera! You want to be your own woman. I feel that. Then forget I ask... but, mon cheri, do not forget." He waves you off, turning around. "You still have detention, you are not rid of work just because you do not want to be my peon. But for tonight, you are free. Enjoy your dinner."

You curtsy. "Thank you teacher." And leave, Tom following behind.

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You think back to Miror's vague weirdness, and your Gremlin's behavior. "Yeah... hes pretty droopy for a dark type... or a fairy even." Hes not lax, or impish or brash... hes just... apathetic.

"Hold on." You scan the room and wave at Carrie whose sitting with a bandage on her cheek, talking to some tall guys in a purple vest and a orange undershirt.

Tom whispers. "Those are Ghast gangers. The ones in jumpsuits are second chanseys, the choke crew wear overalls, and we Darknoirs have jackets and stripes."

"What about the Trick Room"

"Foil and straightjackets."

Wow you lucked out not being here.

Carrie nods to one of the Ghastgangers, a obese one eating from a large pot with a ladle, and heads over to you.

You look down on your well spent meal. Sure you got your potatoes you guess, but mostly you got icecream.

The Brain Lockdown Sundae!!! Its got chocolate! Mint! Two cones shoved in it, and whipped cream! Its great.

You let Gremlin out of his ball and hand him a big cone of your food. He stares at it before slowly licking the icecream.

"You... got a impidink?" Carrie said frowning. "Why is he... slow?"

"Oh hes actually very fast." you say balancing a mountain of whipped cream on your spoon. 'He's just..."

You think back. Miror B said he was a very special pokemon, and he is... but his behaviors so stilted... almost like he doesn't have any emotion...

Or... his hearts been... locked.

"Oh Arceus." You look at the Impidimp with your Witchsight, and taking out your sewing supplies, you make a pink cloth doll of the impidimp.

You cant see it from the pokemon, he looks normal, if not liftless, but dark energy spills from your doll. No... not dark.

"Shadow..." you whisper.

You look at Gremlin, the shadow impidimp stares back, a dribble of chocolate sauce drips onto the floor.

"Im."

>T-tom what do I do?
>Well... your still my problematic fav Gremlin! I don't care if your hearts been locked by a faceless megacorp
>Hehe... good thing I didn't take Miror B's offer right heheheh...
>Play it straight, nothing is wrong with impidimp and nothing will stay wrong if you just leave it alone and dont freak out in a public venue! D100 composure

>>5477061
Man if i didnt drop this id have had you lol
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>>5477285
>Well... your still my problematic fav Gremlin! I don't care if your hearts been locked by a faceless megacorp
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>>5477285
>Well... your still my problematic fav Gremlin! I don't care if your hearts been locked by a faceless megacorp
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>>5477285
>>Well... your still my problematic fav Gremlin! I don't care if your hearts been locked by a faceless megacorp

Did everybody at dusknoir row get a shadow pokemon, or is it just us? there would be a huge shitshow if word gets out about shadow pokemon being created or at the very least used at a place for criminals...
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You reach over and pet Gremlin, the pokemons head bobing with your arm movement. "Well... you are still my favorite Gremlin! Even if your heart's a little... messed up now!"

Mimikyu's pokeball wiggles in protest at this but this is NOT the time for that.

Still... you did promise. You open Mimikyu's ball and share some icecream with them too.

Far from Gremlins silent licking. Mimikyu animatedly munches down on the icecream...

You think for a moment and make a puppet of Mimikyu and...

The aura is definitely different, but theres a edge... Mimkyus got that hate, that weight of the walls that are around Gremlin are there... but the shadows are just all over the place not coalasced. The darkness is there, just not... harnessed.

>Mimikyu is paralyzed and can't move! "Okay! I don't know! A man in white! Big green glasses! He recruited me! Said he could use my "Grudge" to improve his pokemon... which means I must be really special right?

...Oh.

"Hey... Carrie... do you... have a shadow pokemon."

Carrie spits out their pie, eyes darting. "What?" She looks at Gremlin. "THAT'S a shadow pokemon? But he looks so... normal?"

"Im." He licks his cone. Its starting to drip and theres a big indent where he's been licking, the same spot, but he still doesnt twirl the cone.

"Okay... sure. But a shadow pokemon hasn't been seen in... Hold on..."

"17 years." Tom says sipping. "That's as old as I am. I was born on the day Greevil turned himself in."

"Still can I see your pokemon?"

Carrie looks around "ALL of them? Not all my pokemon are well... impressive."

Tom sighs and takes out her set of modified fastball and presses it. Emerging out of her ball is a Toxel, the creature yawns and looks at you blearily. Definitely not a shadow pokemon.

Carrie sighs and undoes her belt and you... a row of modified fast balls.

She tosses out a wattrel, a swablu, a ducklett, a natu and...

"Togepi!" The egg pokemon waves her arms happily.

"But... your the crow lady?" You ask Carry who looks away.

"I don't want to talk about it."

>Its a very nice team! You got some pretty good type coverage!
>So... if I am the only one who got a shadow pokemon... what makes me special?
>Write in (im running low on ideas)
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>>5477684
>ask about the Ghastgangsters Carrie were talking to

Also, I thought we were using Safari balls?
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>>5477708
>+1
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>>5477708
Let me explain.

Safari balls are useful because outside their zone they are useless. So you use safari balls because essentially the wardens have a switch that can turn the ball off.

This DOESNT mean safari variants do not exist, since unlike in the safari zone, the goal here is different.

However writing "Safari fast ball" got long and i didnt want to, and i shouldve.

sowwy theres a lot of plot going on so i got lazy
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>>5477708
+1
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Bed time.

You finally got to the big reveal! Now you can see why impidink was specially selected for a nat hundo instead of say, Dreppy.

You may ask, "But why not a shadowy dreppy" well there are a few reasons, but a bunch is impidinks have a distinct character that Gremlin's lack of helped set the stage for.

Second, since this is a double battle game I figured Grimmsnarl would be a lot stronger then most your options.

Lastly... well,

Grimmsnarl wool is super useful for curses. You can imagine why already.

Also... we had our first fight! Big day for everyone! Very exciting stuff.. or so i hope so.

Maybe one day you will find out Tom's real name but i dont think anyone actually cares.
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>>5477724
You good, Mimi. Confusion has been cleared up.

>>5477742
Was indeed very exciting day. Sleep well.
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Guess who is back from the holidays.
...Yes i was updating during the holidays.
But now im just updating!
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>>5478228
Doing god work.
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You tilt your head towards the Ghastgangers, particurally the portly man just... ripping into his meal. You looked away for a few minutes to talk about the shadow thing but somehow the table now has pie.

Ironically enough, while you are staring at them. They seem to be... staring at you.

The portly man wipes his mouth with a handkerchief, beady eyes studying you. He waves and smiles. You shiver... but to be honest, you shiver whenever you make eyecontact. It's part of why you appreciate Tom, and their big weird goggles.

"Why were you talking to them?" You ask Carrie who looks confused.

"The Grub Club? Should I not be? He's in the student council."

...You have a student council? Carrie notices your confusion and swoops in. "So, for the sake of a 'healthy school life' we have "Year Leaders" and "House Leaders", with there being five houses and three years each represenative forms a.. pseudo gym. With the Student Council forming the elite four and the president..." She shrugs. "You get the picture."

You snort, despite your great womanly charms (Which you have) "Gyms? That's stupid, why not collesiums like you know, Orre is known for."

"Oh there is one too, but..." She shrugs. "The principal is found of the league."

"...Okay but WHY did you talk to a elite four member?" Theres a awful lot of cogs spinning and you dont really want this to be another fly in this very speckled oitment.

Carrie reaches their hand out, Togepi rubbing her head against her trainer's palm. "They run the kitchens, especially their leader over there Wide Tony. My birds pick up on things and Tony helps me get stuff."

"What kind of stuff."

Carrie frowns. "Why am I the only one getting asked questions? Why not zappy over here." She gives Tom a look who frowns.

"Zappy isn't my name either..."

>I was just curious! Theres a lot I don't know about prison life I'll drop it
>What if we just go around and exchange questions and answers! It'd be a fun game!
>Well why are you being so weirdly cagey on this? I am the one with the criminal shadow pokemon! And Zappy Tom killed a man! We all have baggage that you know about, so I think its a good bonding exercise to know YOUR weird baggage too.
>What IS your name Zappy Tom.
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>>5478291
>I was just curious! Theres a lot I don't know about prison life I'll drop it
>What IS your name Zappy Tom.
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>>5478291
>What if we just go around and exchange questions and answers! It'd be a fun game!
>Well why are you being so weirdly cagey on this? I am the one with the criminal shadow pokemon! And Zappy Tom killed a man! We all have baggage that you know about, so I think its a good bonding exercise to know YOUR weird baggage too.
No way this will go badly.
Also it's funny that we don't know Tom's real name yet. I bet we'll find out eventually one way or another.
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>>5478305
seconded
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>>5478305
>+1
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Well the odds are in!
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You puff your cheeks in your princessly pout. A act that has gotten quite a few of your fathers grunt to submit to your will before. "Well that's not very fair Carrie!" You hold up Gremlins hand, who is now licking a empty cone. "I have a shadow pokemon! That's very suspicious! My dad is a mob boss!" You point at Tom. "Zappy killed a man!"

"Hey I am Tom!" Tom frowns. "Wait... no I am not."

"We all have very blackmailable and suspicious circumstances." You ignore Tom. "So it only seems fair that, since we have told each other so much, that you tell us things about you too! I want to know Carrie the person, not Carrie the girl with all the birds. Hows this, we will go around! Asking questions of each other."

"...Fine." She grumbles. "I like to use my Birds to gather information, Tony likes to gather things as well, hes not the council treasurer, but hes a lot easier to deal with then she is. So I like to buy things from him instead. I used to roll with his crew and everything to help."

"Bu-"

"Videos." Carrie interrupts you before sighing. "The Second chancers are low risk enough they can leave the school to do volunteer hours... And they tend to "pick things up" things they sell to Tony for extra food. Some of those things are tv recordings."

'Oh... wha-"

"My turn." Carrie leans forward with a grin. "Your family... what's it like to be a princess?"

"What?" You sputter. "I am a cool hex maniac! I am not a princess! Like some silly fairy tail girl."

Carrie looks at your two fairy pokemon and back at you. "My apologies, what's it like to be a heiress."

Hmm....

>Pretty... normal? You just eat lots of cake and sleep and play video games
>Pretty cool! You got to boss around people and eat cake and go on trips
>Lame! You needed a bodyguard to make sure you werent kidnapped and no one told you things!
>A lot of work, the cops didnt figure it out but you were DEFINITELY involved in your dads work. Especially with your sister.
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>>5478445
>>Pretty... normal? You just eat lots of cake and sleep and play video games

Dad wanted to keep us out of the game, right?
So weren't "Heiresses" per say, and more beneficiaries.
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>>5478476
+1
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>>5478476
>>5478482
Well this is your big chance to retcon that sketchy past into a sketchier future!

or you can stay the course.
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>>5478445
>Pretty... normal? You just eat lots of cake and sleep and play video games
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>>5478445
>Pretty... normal? You just eat lots of cake and sleep and play video games
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Alrighty, Writing.
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You think back on your child hood, the fancy beds, the butler, the large piles of cake you got to eat every breakfast...

Wasn't that... normal?

"I can't... think of anything weird about my childhood. At least, not related to my dad's work?" You tap your chin. "I mean, we had money, but I mean, we also owned a snack food company. It's not like I was supposed to help him bury dead bodies... Not that we had dead bodies to bury."

Carrie frowned. "But, you are the young mistress! Don't you have like. Cool stories and secret pasts and all that stuff?"

You shake your head. "Cool stories maybe! I mean I do know all the Number One's personally. But... I just... never did anything wrong!"

"Hey wait." Tom interjects pointing at your glowing shadow dolls of your pokemon. "How did you learn how to do tha-"

"Sorry my question's done! Now its my turn!" You interrupt as Tom frowns.

"No, you asked HER, then she asked YOU, its MY turn."

>Fine Tom
>Fine Tom... but! You cant ask me I already went, you have to ask Carrie.
>No Tom I am the leader I know how the turn order goes, whoever is asked a question gets to ask
>What about Mimi! Mimi should get a turn to ask a question!
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>>5478619
>Fine Tom... but! You cant ask me I already went, you have to ask Carrie.
Strict but fair. That's OUR Team Lazy!
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>>5478619
>Fine Tom... but! You cant ask me I already went, you have to ask Carrie.
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>>5478619
>Fine Tom
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>>5478625
Actually changing my vote to
>Fine Tom
Yeah, whatever, Tom
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You sigh. The things you do as leader. "Fine Tom, I suppose you are right. You get to ask your question."

"Yes!" She pumps her fist in excitement. "Woo!"

You are debating taking it back already.

"Alright, your hex mania! The thing with the dolls. How DO you do that?" She points at the dolls again.

"Well excuse me but Hex Mania is a normal phenomenon built on proximity to "ectoenergy" it isn't all "Pacts with Giratina" and "Dark lab experiments in a blacksite orphanage."

"Wait what was the last par-" Tom starts to interrupt you but Carrie sushes her.

"I just HAVE these powers. I don't know why, maybe my nanny was a ghost pokemon, maybe one of my ancestors was blessed by a ghost. I could have even been a early birth that has caused it before. I don't NEED a dark edgy history." You cross your arms. "And I DON'T want one."

"...Okay." Tom seems to be running through something in her head, her eyebrows furrowed in focus. "I understand that being a hex maniac can be normal... but how did you learn how to do the things with the dolls?" She holds her hands up. "I mean I am not psychic so i dont know but that doesnt SEEM like something that you'd just... know how to do! Just like i dont just KNOW how to ride a bike! Someone had to have taught you right?"

>No actually I was self taught but i can see why youd be confused
>Oh that? I saw it in a movie and just kept researching the practice till i got good at it.
>Oh a Bannette taught me it, she's really nice I wonder where she is now
>Oh my nanny taught me it
>Oh my nanny, who was a bannette, taught me
>Oh I got a book on dolls from some old man running a antique store. It was very spooky.
>Write in
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>>5478657
>Oh a Bannette taught me it, she's really nice I wonder where she is now
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>>5478657
>Oh my nanny, who was a bannette, taught me
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>>5478657
>>Oh that? I saw it in a movie and just kept researching the practice till i got good at it.
The movie was super fake and we just somehow were able to do it after practicing a bunch.
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>>5478657
>>Oh a Bannette taught me it, she's really nice I wonder where she is now
Bannanny-ette is pretty cool too
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>>5478657
>Oh I got a book on dolls from some old man running a antique store. It was very spooky.
Wouldn't it be funny if Gurie just randomly had a Book of Shadows up until we were arrested and had absolutely no clue?
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>>5478657
>Oh that? I saw it in a movie and just kept researching the practice till i got good at it.
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>>5478756
Actually switching to
>Oh I got a book on dolls from some old man running a antique store. It was very spooky.
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so far Nanny suzie and "obviously cursed book" are tied.

But you know what isnt tied
Mimi going to bed vs staying up
im going to bed.
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>>5478768
Goodnight, QM.
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>>5478703
>>Oh I got a book on dolls from some old man running a antique store. It was very spooky.
Switching to this, Either a children's book or a full on Necronomicon-esque book of evil
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>>5478657
>Oh my nanny, who was a bannette, taught me
Keep the book for something else
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>>5478657
>Oh my nanny, who was a bannette, taught me
Ghost nanny sounds like fun.
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I am awake. I had a day. And now i can update.

So yippe skippe.
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>>5478657
Seems Suzie had a more involved role in our upbringing this time...
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"Oh that's easy! My nanny taught me!"

"You had a nanny?" Carrie's eyes shot up. "Li-like a real rich person? Did you have a maid too?"

You smile. "She WAS the maid... and a Bannette."

"I am sorry... a bannette?" Tom raises one of her eyebrows, which is a bit hard to see in her pilot helmet but she manages. "Not a Mr Mime or a Chansy? You were raised... by a ghost?"

"Shes not a ghost!" You protest. Tom's making you out to be some weirdo. "Shes a ghost pokemon! It's not like she died?"

"...Where DO Ghost pokemon come from?" Carrie asks, finishing her food.

You frown. "You know... eggs?"

"I thought they came from like... the conceptualization of death and curses? Like Spiritomb and stuff?"

You frown. "No that's stupid they just come from eggs like normal pokemon. They just LOOK dead, and are tied to the distorted world, and have mysterious powers." You sip your water. "And raise children."

"I've never heard of a ghost rais-" You cut Tom off.

"A ghost POKEMON." You huff. "And Suzie is not creepy! Shes sweet! She played knight with me when I was a kid and taught me how to make dolls!"

"...Aren't Bannette... doll pokemon?" Tom looks at her food. "So... "

"So she's really good at Strawmancy!" You nod. "Banette are believed to be the origin of all cursed doll jinx's and hexes. But instead of having to study them and copy their magic... I just got taught the trade by the genuine thing!" You frown. "I miss her. She always gave me sweets... And Tom." You glare at your friend. "Now YOU have to answer OUR questions."

Tom crosses her arms. "Do your worse! I am very boring."

Carrie pets her Natu.

>Write in the last question of dinner before your late night planning


Sorry this took so long, its just a chonkers.
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>>5479545
>Ask why she killed that person
Tact? What is 'tact'?
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>>5479545
>What did you do to get put in the Choke Crew?
She never really did tell us what she did to warrant what's basically jail time (unless I'm forgetting something).
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>>5479641
No she did not tell you.

Carrie hasnt either.

They are aware of why you got arrested though! Which is a lot less interesting because you simply did nothing wrong.
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>>5479641
+1 Start small but for what it's worth I'm guessing repeat larceny offences.
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>>5479641
>>5479644
Well the odds have it again! And I will write!
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"So... how did you end up here."

Tom frowns. "I told you I kill-"

"No no." You shake your head, sticking your tongue out. "That's boring. I want to know why you got HERE!" You gesture around you, the cameras, the pokemon hudled around tables hoisted by shady men in women. "How did you get arrested? Your pretty young and keep implying you've been here for a long time. So..." You shrug. "How did you even GET arrested? You were in the choke crew which is... robberies right? But still higher then a petty pickpocket, so what did you do?"

"Oh." Tom sighs. "That's easy. I robbed a bank."

"...We have banks?" Carrie asked. "I've never heard of them."

Tom rolled her eyes. "Carrie, you've never heard of anything, you've been here longer then me. There are plenty of banks. They arent very useful for a pokemon adventure, but Macro Cosmos has some, they take money from the people and put it in to businesses and then will give it back later."

"Except you robbed them."

"...Well... I TRIED to rob one. My old group did. Times were hard after the Lugia thing.. which I was just a child for but it didn't make my family richer. So... eventually we took to... taking things. And eventually we were doing armored transport." She whistles. "My job was to just be in the back with hyper potions and revives to ensure my family had a roulette of people to use... but since I didn't have a pokemon myself, I was only given the robbery crime. "

"...So where's the rest of your family?"

Tom shrugs. "Dunno, I think they are in normal prisons. They can send letters but... they don't."

The dinner bell rings.

Boy that was depressing! How weird that your the only normal person in this entire prison?

Either way... you have one last big period before bed, the moment where you and the Gurie Gang (Name pending) the precious free period. Well the one that wasnt snatched away by detention.

But... sure you have plenty to do... but... what are you doing this for? Your a smart cookie you dont rush in half baked... You come up with a plan, and then improvise when that plan turns out to be 3 quaters baked!

You meticulously played a video game before setting up a trap before you even tussled with Mimi... You are a meticulous kinda gal. That's just what makes you a cool beutey.

You take a minute to bask in how smart you are, even as you head back up to your room.

What... what IS your big plan? Your goal at least

>Breaking out of jail, duh
>To make a giant gang! You are going to rule the prison, recruit people, make contacts, and assist your father from within these walls and get your revenge.
>OBVIOUSLY the shadow thing? I mean, your a criminal but you arent CIPHER, if Cipher is back then you as a plucky mysterious heroine is obligated to destroy them, just like Wes did! And that other kid.
>You should try to find a way to purify Gremlin first? I mean everything else is like... cool and whatever, but seriously that's a later issue
>Write in
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>>5479743
>You should try to find a way to purify Gremlin first? I mean everything else is like... cool and whatever, but seriously that's a later issue
then...
>To make a giant gang! You are going to rule the prison, recruit people, make contacts, and assist your father from within these walls and get your revenge.
If this who Cipher/shadow scheme gets in our way. we'll take them down too!
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>>5479743
>>To make a giant gang! You are going to rule the prison, recruit people, make contacts, and assist your father from within these walls and get your revenge.
>>OBVIOUSLY the shadow thing? I mean, your a criminal but you arent CIPHER, if Cipher is back then you as a plucky mysterious heroine is obligated to destroy them, just like Wes did! And that other kid.
>>You should try to find a way to purify Gremlin first? I mean everything else is like... cool and whatever, but seriously that's a later issue

We probably want a gang like our father, Not evil, just criminals with a weird goal.
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>>5479792
+1
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>>5479792
+1
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>>5479743
>You should try to find a way to purify Gremlin first? I mean everything else is like... cool and whatever, but seriously that's a later issue
>To make a giant gang! You are going to rule the prison, recruit people, make contacts, and assist your father from within these walls and get your revenge.
Cipher will probably have to go to, but I don't think we should focus on it yet.
Are we going to be able to change our path in the future, or is this going to lock it?
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>>5479743
Changing my vote to
>Breaking out of jail, duh
>To make a giant gang! You are going to rule the prison, recruit people, make contacts, and assist your father from within these walls and get your revenge.
>OBVIOUSLY the shadow thing? I mean, your a criminal but you arent CIPHER, if Cipher is back then you as a plucky mysterious heroine is obligated to destroy them, just like Wes did! And that other kid.
>You should try to find a way to purify Gremlin first? I mean everything else is like... cool and whatever, but seriously that's a later issue
We make our own gang bigger, purify Gremlin, destroy the prison and beat up Cipher.
After destroying the prison, we unite with the main Team Lazy and go on to take over Orre!
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>>5479743
>>5479904
Fuck it, we >ALL OF THE ABOVE now?
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>>5479743
>You should try to find a way to purify Gremlin first? I mean everything else is like... cool and whatever, but seriously that's a later issue
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>>5479924
I'm down
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>>5479901
Sure but this lets me actually devise options and avenues for... like arcs and stuff.

So like
>>5479924
I cant like... unless you want to try to juggle several foes and schemes and plots at a time, which... i guess can be fun, but it may also just be confusing.

Either way everyone agrees to fix your dear gremlin first (which is totally not related to how shadow pokemon, at least originally, do not level). So lets focus on that and we can see how it goes!

Writing.
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You can spend years arguing with yourself. And presumably, you will in fact, have years being stuck in this school. You can worry about the police, and the FFC and the alleged return of Cipher (which to be fair, you aren't even that sure is still around, maybe someone else is shadowing pokemon). Hell you could just work on stitching yourself a giant wickermonster and break down the goddamn wall.

But none of that means anything if your pokemon is a neurotic shell of a being. You are that, it's not fun. And it's not like Gremlin was just born unlucky, someone DID this to them, on purpose.

So that's upsetting, but as said before your a meticulous gal, you aren't going to just, declare revenge on a entity you don't know, but you can unshadow a pokemon...

Can't you?

There are only two known ways of it... one, the relic stone, two the purity chamber... and neither of them happen to be in a prison...

But your Gurie Niamic, you are rich, cool, a beauty, intelligent, and magical... you are sure you can make this work one way or another.

You see a few options here.

>Go get some black market and hex friends and replicate the purity chamber... by magic
>Get a fella on the outside to smuggle your pokemon to the relic stone
>Your a incredibly powerful psychic, you can manufacture one.
>Summon a high level ghost... pokemon, and make a contract to get some smuggling agoing
>Try to summon Celebi (Which is fairy magic so... a little bleh but you can do it if you try)
>Try to research shadow and figure out a third option
>Ask a teacher, like the Principal or Nimrah, for help dealing with this shadow stuff! I mean its a big deal!
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>>5480585
>Your a incredibly powerful psychic, you can manufacture one.
>Ask Nimrah about it.
I don't trust any of the other teachers other than Nimrah, honestly.
I'm honestly tempted to vote for summoning Celebi just for the chance of having fun time-shenanigan adventures.
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>>5480585
>>5480601
Seconding this. Seems like a very solid option to further our own psychic abilities while not losing control/possession of our pokémon.
Not to mention that Nimrah could both point us in the right direction and give us some pointers at being a mafiosa during our meeting.

Let's put timey wimey shenanigans on the back burner though.
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You can also try to replicate the purity chamber, its just the chamber uses science to be a bit stronger then the relic stone, and also youd need like, chalk its a whole ritual its very cool looking, but so is creating a relic stone.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THE RIGHT RELIC BOY HOWDY WOULD YOU BE EMBARASSED IF YOU MESS THIS ONE UP
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>>5480585
>Try to research shadow and figure out a third option
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>>5480624
Surely we won't summon Giratina and/or get sent to the distortion realm again. Right?
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>>5480585
>Try to research shadow and figure out a third option
>Ask Nimrah about it
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>>5480624
It would be embarrassing and totally not have any major repercussions, right? haha
But to be fair all of the options have a chance of going very very badly.
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Seems like we all agree on, before working on making a legendary item to make mimi find more judge doom pictures

i mean... talk to Nimrah.

Yeah.
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Okay... so you either have to recreate with magic a revolutionary technology, albeit one 15 years old... or you have to recreate a ancient blessing from Orres past... Easy! Simple. You can do this. You can do this. You...

You need help. And there's only one place to get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tTeAZVWwFE

Actually there were 3 places but Carrie and Tom don't seem like theyd be experts in this field. And they have lives! Let Carrie watch that movie she bought from Wide Tony, in fact she should invite Tom over and they can bond.

So you go to your uncle.

The light reflects off his glasses as he withdraws his stethoscope from Gremlin and frowns. "I must confess LadyNiamic... I do not know what is wrong with him."

"...You don't?" You gesture at the apathetic pokemon sitting on the hospital bed. "Hes a shadow pokemon!"

"I believe the term is dark?" He raises a eyebrow as you sigh. You forget sometimes. Nimrah isn't a local. He visited the island... roughly 10 years ago? By then the last shadow pokemon had well been purified. That being said... it is a odd thing to miss. Sometimes Nimrah seems to be better with things then people, or history. Hes got gaps. Like hes been living under a rock, presumably a pretty comfortable one.

"Oh right..." He takes off the stenograph. "Shadow, that condition... Lady Niamic am many things, a doctor, a saboteur, a quartermaster. To say the least." He shakes his head. "But I am no therapist. The matters of the heart, closed, open, broken, these are mysteries to me." He strokes his chin. "However, I do have a defibrillator, perhaps that could do things."

"No, it's not so literal." You lean back in your chair. "This sucks. How am I supposed to create a relic stone?"

"The item from when Celebi landed?" Nimrahs words give you a bolt of shock, why does he know about THAT. "Your father had me look into most of the, key items of the region in case we needed to... acquire things."

He taps the fingers of his glove. "So the Relic stone, from what I've seen, is simply soaked in Celebi's power, but in the most diluted sense. It doesn't give things youth, it restores memories." He smiles thinly. "A miracle but compared to Celebi's power it has the heat of a painting of a fire. Why is that so vital?"

You reach out and pick up Gremlin, the pokemon not squirming as you place him on your knee. Hes sortof like a doll, with weapons. And you're fond of dolls.

"It lets them remember what their heart is like, gives them something to look for."

"...That seems simple enough to replicate." Nimah thinks. "You would need psychic power, not mere hex mania. Apologies Lady Niamic, but this is not your realm. This is the realm of mind... and dreams."

You and Nimrah are very different people, but you come to the same realization at the same time.

"Suzie."
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>>5480770
>STRAW TIME! Build a voodoo doll to contact her! She'll know what to do!
>You know how to use Suzies magic, you can do this by yourself! Besides Suzie is intense and might not be happy if your first contact is about another pokemon
>...Wait the relic stone needed you to hang out with the shadow pokemon for a long time to open its heart gradually. Shouldn't you be like... playing with Gremlin and tabeling this once you got a plan for this Dream doll or whatever
>Honestly a cursed dream doll to open hearts sounds... dangerous you should just try the psychic thing or something.
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>>5480784
>...Wait the relic stone needed you to hang out with the shadow pokemon for a long time to open its heart gradually. Shouldn't you be like... playing with Gremlin and tabeling this once you got a plan for this Dream doll or whatever
Plus, we could get in trouble if we get caught.
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>>5480784
>>STRAW TIME! Build a voodoo doll to contact her! She'll know what to do!
Suzie Straw, come out to play!
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>>5480784
>STRAW TIME! Build a voodoo doll to contact her! She'll know what to do!
Bannnany time lets gooooo
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>>5480789
+1
We need to max friendship first before we purify them.
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>>5480784
Supporting
>>5480789
Let's take it slow
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>>5480784
>>5480789
Support.
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>>5480789
>+1
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Guess who woke up. Me.

Guess what won. Low and slow baybay.

Guess who'se writing? Me probbably, im a little scattered at the moment, so lets all do our best.
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You are over thinking this.

Or rather, getting ahead of yourself. You can try to make a relic stone... but then youd have to store it. And unless you supercharge that stone it won't work right now. Because Gremlin isn't that close to opening their heart. The relic stone is only good for that last push, and without a more involved purity chamber or the aid of a incredibly powerful pokemon (Which you aren't sure Suzie can reach, you haven't seen her fight) Gremlin cant use the stone. Those memories don't mean anything without experiencing friendship.

The relic stone gives you a door but you need to give Gremlin something to fight for, a reason to actually try to go to the other side of the door. And until Gremlin is ready for that, a relic stone is just contraband.

"We should wait on this... I don't want to make too big a mess on my first day, I should get to training Gremlin and being his friend first, then we can work on stones." You pat Gremlins head.

Nimrah smiles. "That's very kind of you. Well if you need anything let me know."

Okay... so you have a plan but now you need to do recreation...

But... what?

Pick a pokemon bonding exercise
>Movies! With Carrie!
>Games with Tom
>Go to explore the prison!
>Go to the store and get second desert
>Write in
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>>5481561
>>Go to explore the prison!
>>Go to the store and get second desert
Grab an ice cream cone and explore!
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>>5481561
>Go to explore the prison!
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>>5481573
Definitely grab the ice cream first
We're not savages
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The obvious choice, now that you have committed to saving Gremlin the classical way, is to raise your friendship the classical way. Which is walks and fights... well hopefully like, wild pokemon fights not riots.

Though if someone ELSE were to start a riot and you just happened to use it to get a few pokemon fights in... it could be helpful.

However you are not so sociopathic as to try to engineer something like that, at least, not simply to grind friendship.

In addition you are not a savage, so you head back to the cafeteria to get Desert.

A rather jovial fellow scoops you the ice cream, judging by the stripes he wears the man is in the same house as you, and he has a redden prison tattoo of a skull, with a chef hat on.

Despite the gang tat he takes your money and hands you the food with little fuss. Hes not paying attention to you right now, and you don't really like attention so the feeling is mutual.

You get something simple, just big vanilla cones. You see... you have no way of knowing what Gremlin likes to eat because of well, shadow stuff. So rather then risk them not liking chocolate or something, you stick to old reliable.

And now... your ready. Where do you explore.

>The Exercise Yard: has plenty of capturable pokemon, mostly rats pokemon and dark types, the Champ Crew lurk there
>The Library: Occupied by Ghastgangers, also filled with books and has a nice musty smell. May have ghost pokemon.
>Hit the Stench: The Stench appears to be this big waste area occupied by poison pokemon meant to clean it. Second Chancers work here
>You should check out the asylum area with all the other psychics thats tricky
>You know whats a great idea! Snooping around Miror B's office when hes not looking!
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>>5481671
OH I FORGOT!!!

D100 ENCOUNTER ROLLS AS WELL.

Thats why this ones a bit short, this is your equivalent of your "Routes" you know, your going to explore, find wild pokemon blah blah, (because you dont got a snag machine)

So i wanted something a bit more then "Roll a d100" and you can pick from these locations to find your pokemon, or random encounter.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5481671
>You should check out the asylum area with all the other psychics thats tricky
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5481671
>>5481708
Agreed
Psychic types you say? I wonder if a certain gjinka Ralts is wandering around there...
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>>5481671
>The Library: Occupied by Ghastgangers, also filled with books and has a nice musty smell. May have ghost pokemon.
We have an affinity for ghosts. And I'm a bit curious about the Ghastgangers.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5481738
My roll.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5481671
>You should check out the asylum area with all the other psychics thats tricky
A psychic could be helpful in opening our little buddy's heart and/or mind.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5481696
>The Exercise Yard: has plenty of capturable pokemon, mostly rats pokemon and dark types, the Champ Crew lurk there
I think flight, fight, or standard elementals type would round up our team quite nice.
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>>5481671
>>You should check out the asylum area with all the other psychics thats tricky
Psychics huh...
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Do we get something nice for the 83-dubs?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5481671
>The Exercise Yard: has plenty of capturable pokemon, mostly rats pokemon and dark types, the Champ Crew lurk there
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5481671
>You should check out the asylum area with all the other psychics thats tricky
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Okay a handy Asylum visit with BIG score in the random encounter.

Lets get this chedder gamers.

Does me anouncing im writing actually help since it takes like a hour for me to do these? idk
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>>5482366
It can when viting is close, so nobody casts votes during the lull and feels cheated when you use the old results.

I usually do this in my quest.
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You decide the best thing to explore is probbably the WORST place to explore. Or um... the scariest place.

The Asylum! It's great, you don't have to worry that the person you are talking to is insane, you will KNOW they are insane.

You take Gremlin out and both of you walk down the long winding corridor, the halls... which used to have plenty of thugs and conmen milling around slowly dwindle until... you reach the door outside.

Well theres still like fences and such its not really outside, but they keep the Asylum seperated, by a forest of small radio spires that humm around you.

You are starting to get freaked out, which is... not hard but you like to think you can handle things. Then again, you aren't as sure you can handle this as you did a few minutes ago. The noise in the backgrounds giving you a headache but its not even the noise its why its there.. what is in this building that needs such a thing.

Then you hear rustling as the grass shifts, a figure is approaching, its getting closer... closer..

"Ral?" A Green domed head pops from the grass.

The Ralts stares at you, its head tilted.

And yet, you still hear the rustle... theres something else here.

>Go Gremlin! Lets catch this pokemon quick!
>Don't move, dont spook the Ralts, wait for this forboeding force to approach
>Wait, this place is too creepy! Run!
>Run but take the ralts with you


I was debating this whole time which encounter to run, i had two planned and im just doing both
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>>5482448
>Don't move, dont spook the Ralts, wait for this forboeding force to approach
I know it might be better to book it with the Ralts, but I'm curious.
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Oops the pictures spoilers! My bad

Dont look gamers! avert your eyes!
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>>5482448
>Don't move, don’t spook the Ralts, wait for this foreboding force to approach
Always the mystery box.
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>>5482448
>Don't move, dont spook the Ralts, wait for this forboeding force to approach
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You smile at the Ralt's its pretty cute but this approaching force seems ominous... your going to wait here for the creature to approach... that way when you have to run away you are perfectly prepared to.

Their is the shine of light and the thing emerges from the grass.... well thing is a bit harsh. It's not a ghost or a pokemon.

She's a person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02JKjAY54nA

A tattered blue shoulder cape billows above a mud stained straight jacket, red hair flowing underneath a tattered aluminum skull cape. Despite this the womans stance is straight, haughty, her body as sharp as anything covered in cloth could be.

Most worrisome was the glittering nothing in her hand, a blade manifested from pure psychic energy.

"HALT NERDO WELL!" The woman shouts at you, her eyes focused on you as the Ralts stumbles in shock. "You are in the presence of Sir Planchett Sans Nom! Paladin of Coballion, witch do not lay a hex on the questing beast, before you, it is integral to my crusade!"

You look at the Ralts who looks up at you with equal confusion.
What?

>Are you supposed to be a knight? To a... legendary pokemon?
>Cobalion isn't from Orre
>I saw the Ralts first that gives me right of fighting
>I am not a witch I am a princess... I mean, a normal girl
>Ralts are you seeing this?
>Write in
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Yes i spent like a hour debating over letting you recruit Planny the ralts or Planny the trainer

Then i was like, wouldnt it be great if planny the trainer was also Don Quixote?

Ultimately you got both.
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>>5482473
>I am not a witch I am a princess... I mean, a normal girl
>write in
>"You're a knight? I don't believe you! How could a knight be in this place?" ok she's insane, but maybe she can tell us something useful if we play along?
Oh no, a crazie.
Alright, should we befriend her or take the Ralts?
And it's ironic that she's technically not wrong in Gurie being a witch.
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>>5482473
>Ralts are you seeing this?
>Look Ralts, if you think she’s going to do inappropriate things to you, you can stick with me instead. I’ve fought off two perverts before.
Would our hexes technically work on the trick room people? They’re certainly not Normal…
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>>5482508
+1
Accuse everybody who will (probably) join our party of being a pervert Speedrun 100%
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>>5482508
>>5482514
Based?

Writing
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>>5482473
>>5482476
Changing my vote to
>You're a knight, yes? Then you must know that I -Gurie Niamic- am a princess! And, you must pass my test to be worthy of this Ralts! Only then will you be able to fulfill your quest!
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"...Ralts are you seeing this?" You look at the wild pokemon and gesture to the knight who frowns.

"Watch your tongue. I am on a holy mission, and I will not have my position slan-"

"Look." You squat down to Ralt's level. "Ralts if your worried get behind me. I have fought perverts before."

"CHURL!" Planchett is incensed. "I have sworn a oath of chasity! My blade is to purge this world of shadows. Not to slacken the thirst of harlots like yourself."

"HEY!" You stand up glaring at the knight. "I am not a pervert! You can't just randomly accuse people of such things! Words can be hurtful."

"Believe me witch, I do not need words to hurt you." Her eye shifts down to Gremlin who stares at her. "So. You keep a cursed familliar."

Cursed? You look down at Gremlin. Can SHE see the shadow affliction? You do know that psychics can detect such things.... but she is crazy maybe shes just accusing him of being a dark type. Or maybe she lost it."

The woman kneels, looking at the Ralts in the... dome. "Court Mage, you have been chosen for a most holy of undertakings. The dragon has stirred again and the king has been struck mad. With you by my side our adventuring party will be one step closer to reclaiming the sacred grail needed to vanquish such evil."

????

>Shes definitely a psychic... ask some questions, figure out if she KNOWS things, or just making stuff up
>You're a knight, yes? Then you must know that I -Gurie Niamic- am a princess! And, you must pass my test to be worthy of this Ralts! Only then will you be able to fulfill your quest!
>You're a knight? I don't believe you! How could a knight be in this place?
>Listen, you dont need a ralts you need medication, go away.
>Run
>write in

>>5482536
Maybe next time
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>>5482572
>You're a knight, yes? Then you must know that I -Gurie Niamic- am a princess! And, you must pass my test to be worthy of this Ralts! Only then will you be able to fulfill your quest!

>my silly write-ins became votes
Aw, thanks OP.
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>>5482572
>You're a knight, yes? Then you must know that I -Gurie Niamic- am a princess! And, you must pass my test to be worthy of this Ralts! Only then will you be able to fulfill your quest!
It was a good write-in. Now, what should the test be? Making Gremlin smile?
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>>5482590

Support. I would like some more ice cream k-thx
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>>5482590
Know what, I’ll have some fun with it.
>Your mission, holy knight, is to aide in lifting the shadow that plagues my companions heart. Bring to his face the grace of a smile, or to his voice the bliss of a chuckle, and I will consider you holy enough to continue on your quest. Fail in this, and you’re not up to the task of saving a realm.
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You smirk, lifting your hand and giving a haughty chortle. "Ohohoho you claim to be a knight, but if so then you MUST know that I, Gurie Niamic am a princess!" You toss your hair, digging into your inner brat. "I've already HAD a knight! Suzie the Strawlaced! I have had maids! I lived in a castle!"

You hold your hand out. "You believe you can just recruit your vassals in MY kingdom? Perhaps... but not without a test! Only then, much like any maiden, will you prove worthy of the affection of your partner."

The woman stares at you, seizing you up. "You do have the mark of royalty, I mistook you for the daughter of a jester... but no, your blood is assuredly blue."

The woman takes a knee before you. "Know that my true liege is Coballion, my God. And before I can be true to any oath I MUST be true to my light. That being said. Should your quest not contradict my tenements, I will be humbled to prove my valor to you. What is my quest?"

>Get Gremlin to smile
>Give me ice cream
>Your mission, holy knight, is to aide in lifting the shadow that plagues my companions heart. Bring to his face the grace of a smile, or to his voice the bliss of a chuckle, and I will consider you holy enough to continue on your quest. Fail in this, and you’re not up to the task of saving a realm.
>Trial by combat
>Write in
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>>5482623
>Your mission, holy knight, is to aide in lifting the shadow that plagues my companions heart. Bring to his face the grace of a smile, or to his voice the bliss of a chuckle, and I will consider you holy enough to continue on your quest. Fail in this, and you’re not up to the task of saving a realm.
This DOES seem to be the way to get through to her: play along.
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>>5482623
>Your mission, holy knight, is to aide in lifting the shadow that plagues my companions heart. Bring to his face the grace of a smile, or to his voice the bliss of a chuckle, and I will consider you holy enough to continue on your quest. Fail in this, and you’re not up to the task of saving a realm
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>>5482623
>Your mission, holy knight, is to aide in lifting the shadow that plagues my companions heart. Bring to his face the grace of a smile, or to his voice the bliss of a chuckle, and I will consider you holy enough to continue on your quest. Fail in this, and you’re not up to the task of saving a realm.
Lets see who's the bigger chuuni
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>>5482623
>>Your mission, holy knight, is to aide in lifting the shadow that plagues my companions heart. Bring to his face the grace of a smile, or to his voice the bliss of a chuckle, and I will consider you holy enough to continue on your quest. Fail in this, and you’re not up to the task of saving a realm.
Say it in such a way that it sounds "Royal".
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You point at Gremlin, who has, as usual just been watching. "You say you see the curse on my partner, and that you have been tasked with cleansing this nation of shadow."

She nods. "This is true."

"Then start with Gremlin. Bring a smile to my companions face, or the bliss of a chuckle."

The woman leans down, looking Gremlin in the eye, who stares back unblinking. "Are you sure about this? This is within my duty, but to ensure that Ralts becomes my squire... we will have to hasten this rapidly."

The woman stands up and turns around, walking a few yards away and dismissing her psychic sword. "You see... when one is possesed by demons, or wishes to swear brotherhood to his knights... there is only one true way to do both."

She throws her cape back, and pulls out a... duskball! Not a safari-dusk ball like Carrie has. It's a legitimate pokeball. The ball opens with red light that swirls around the madwoman as her free uncaped hand is surronded by light that hardens into a copper metal handle.

"Squire, are my arms ready." Planchett eyes the Honedge which makes a sound simillar to metal scraping stone. "Good. Pull out your arms Lady Niamic, by your demand we must duel."

>WAIT! This is not laughter this is just violence. You are supposed to do this a different way! Do psychic stuff! Juggle!
>Um er... *Toss out mimikyu*
>Wait... wheres your second pokemon?
>Write in

>>5482508
Yes but not the way you think it would. Insane people are just insane. Planny however, is a psychic as seen by the fact that they are able to simply create swords. Psycho cut isnt a easy move for a human to learn and in a prison... the fact that guards can not disarm her is very dangerous.
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>>5482719
>>Um er...Use Gremlin.
Fights can boost friendship, and this can be a good way to get exp for gremlin even though we will need to purify them first to get that EXP
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>>5482725
This. Though it is worth asking about her second mon. Orre and all.
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>>5482719
>Um er... *Toss out mimikyu*
>Wait... wheres your second pokemon?
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>>5482725
>>5482732
+1
inb4 she IS her 2nd pokemon
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>>5482719
>>5482725
>>5482732
These
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>>5482719
>>5482725
Support, but also adding
>Wait... wheres your second pokemon?
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>>5482750
>>5482962
What are you talking about, she ABSOLUTELY is her second pokemon like >>5482759 is saying. What proper knight would leave all the fighting to their squires with the realm on the line.

And with that now on my mind…
>>5482719
>Er… Princess, I choose you?
It’s probably a terrible idea, but what faster way to raise friendship than joining as the second pokemon like Planny? We can hex her Honedge, and possibly disrupt her psychic swords directly so we won’t be completely useless.

Then we can try and pull the whole “noble sacrifice” thing for Gremlin. Hopefully the stab wounds won’t be too deep…
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>>5482732
Changing my vote to
>>5483078
Anon's got a good point
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"Okay... Gremlin go!" You send Gremlin out and wait for Planchett to send out her second pokemon.

She nods as Gremlin approaches, but doesnt reach for any other poke balls.

"Um... Planny?" You ask. "Where is your other pokemon."

She beats a sword free hand on her chest. "The Code of swords tenement 5, thou shall NOT recoil before thine enemy. As the light of Cobalion shines upon me I will never dictate others to do more then I myself will give.

The blue cloth wraps around Planchetts arm, and the cloth glows as energy from the madwoman is absorbed by the malevolent metal blade.

>Honedge uses Commander
>Sir Planchett's Attack Sharply increases
>Sir Planchett's Special Attack Sharply increases
>Sir Planchett's Defense Sharply increases
>Sir Planchett's Special Defense Sharply increases
>Sir Planchett's Speed Sharply increases

The woman smiles, her eyes glowing as blue as she pulls the sheath off her Honedge. "En Garde."

Gremlin blinks.

>Quick! Toss Mimikyu out!
>Y...you can be brave and heroic too! You'll send YOURSELF out! That'll show her!
>Go on Ralts! Get in there
>H...hey listen that's not fair I only have 1 pokemon (lie) you cant do... 2 on one?
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>>5483409
>>Go on Ralts! Get in there
Acquire ralts
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>>5483409
VERY bad idea to get on the field ourselves
>Planchet (Ralts version) get in there!
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>>5483409
>Y...you can be brave and heroic too! You'll send YOURSELF out! That'll show her!
Call her a pervert as a distraction. Then do… something to curse her. She’s psychic, ergo weak to us?
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>>5483409
>Go on Ralts! Get in there
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Roll a d100 on charisma to see if you can actually convince a wild pokemon to listen to you.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5483483
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5483483
>Ralts! The first step to protecting yourself from dubious people is… to protect yourself! Second step is to find allies! Get out there with Gremlin!
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5483483
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>>5483553
>Magic powers
>Wealthy parents
>Beloved by animals

Gurie really is a princess huh?

Guess i got to write this crit.
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You crouch down to Ralts level and smile. "Okay Ralt's you are up."

The ralts looks at you and nods, running up alongside Gremlin who does not look at their partner.

Planchett however, does, and frowns. "Your highness I MUST protest, how are you to deliver the squire to me, if you already are having it pledge to you?"

You shrug. "Well Sir Planny, if you are correct that fighting is the best way to open up your heart, you should impress your 'squire' by fighting them?"

She sighs. "Very well, your Highness."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02JKjAY54nA

"AGILE STYLE!"

She bows and you ready a command but before you can even utter a word she just, moves, like a white blur she swings her blade at Gremlin, the ghost blade glowing green as a shallow cut emerges on Gremlins chest and he is sent hurtling back.

"Fury Cutter." She smiles.

This... may not be easy... Granted shes not supposed to win just make your pokemon smile. So she better not knock your Gremlin out!

"Im?" Gremlin stumbles up somewhat dazed.

>Status effects again! Use the screech and Ralts... do something disorienting
>Attack! Offensive barrage
>Defense, block her, slow her down
>Write in

Gremlin knows
Shadow Prank
Shadow Panic
Thunderwave
and another move you havent bothered to check out

Ralts... who'se to say?
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>>5483662
>Status effects again! Use the screech and Ralts... do something disorienting
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>>5483662
>Status effects again! Use the screech and Ralts... do something disorienting
So, I hope some others will take this over. The last game I played was Silver or Gold and the last one I beat was Yellow.
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>>5483691
I wouldn't be too worried. I imagine most of the game rules and stuff won't be completely translated 1 to 1 here, especially since this technically isn't a real battle.
Still it doesn't help that we're fighting an actual human lmao
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>>5483691
>>5483690
D100!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5483662
>picrel doesn't have eyes on the nipples
WASTED POTENTIAL

>>5483743
Rolling!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5483743
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5483662
Rollin’

>>5483717
It’s more that the move lists are largely meaningless to me and my type knowledge is weak, so while I might contribute write-ins for anything character-related I’m relying on others to be clever during fights.
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>>5483768
See arent you glad I waited for you?

>>5483768
If it means something Shadow Prank doesnt exist.

The rest... well serebii exists.
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"Go you two, weaken her with status attacks!"

Gremlin runs forward, using his arms to scramble towards Planny and gives out a horrific yell. Planny takes a step back clutching her ears as Ralts focuses.

The horn on her head glows purple and a large spray of noxous goo strikes Planny.

The woman raises a arm, her jacket stained with the toxic material as she is badly poisoned. Her skin starts to pale as her eyes go dizzy.

W-was that it.

"STRONG STYLE!" Plannchett yells leaping in the air, her eyes closed. "CROSS POISON!"

The Knights blade turns purple as she desends down at Ralts, her blades poison matching the corrosive spray she is drenched in.

Ralts is knocked to the floor by a one handed shove by Gremlin, knocking the fairy aside before the sword blow hits.

"IIIIIIIIIIIM" Impidimp is sent hurtling towards a radio tower and raises his hands. A barrier forming around him and cushioning the fall. There is a crash as metal meets imp meat. Or would if not for the barrier bouncing Gremlin away from the tower.

Your Impidimp lands on their back, winded as the barrier widens around the two pokemon.

"You did well Familliar." The woman says, swaying in the air. She doesnt seem that banged up but the shadow panic disoriented her, just like it did Miror B.

But that attack was no joke. Impidimp could not take a second one of those.

>Attack! Take her down!
>Exploit the toxic, stall this out, use your barriers to block things until she wilts.
>Stall, try to heal Gremlin
>Write in
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>>5483790
>Stall, try to heal Gremlin
Gurie doesn't strike me as an aggressive battler.
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>>5483790
>>Stall, try to heal Gremlin
Gurie shall be the best 0stall player!
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>>5483790
>Exploit the toxic, stall this out, use your barriers to block things until she wilts.
>Stall, try to heal Gremlin
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Alright, d100s. You know the drill.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5483823
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5483823
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5483823
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Planny raises her blade and charges, but in her confusion she swings at the radio tower instead of her target... if she had one. Honedge's blade hits a cable, and sparks flare out, singing her.

She stumbles back and you have your chance!

Ralts raises their hand and a blue water circles the both of them, the power of Life Dew restoring Gremlins wounds... though the Ralts himself is untouched.

Gremlin seems to nod and stands up, much better. "Im!" The Impidimp nods at Ralts, feeling much better.

Then Impidimp raises and sticks their tongue out at Planny, their eyes rolled back and their face twisted in a ghoulish smile.

Planny glares at Gremlin... falling for his swagger.

>Shadow Panic turns into Swagger

Planchet blurs again, charging only for Gremlin to back up and trip the disoriented knight, crashing her head into a beam.

The knights muttering gets louder, you think she's readying something. Maybe one of those "Strong style" attacks she seems to be using.

>Hit her hard! Shes teetering.
>Try to use your barriers to soften the blow and attack in return.
> Try out that sumo pose you learned.
>Get distance! She cant cut you at range, at least not that hard.
>Write in
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>>5483847
> Try out that sumo pose you learned.
It's a school, might as well learn and apply something.
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>>5483847
>> Try out that sumo pose you learned.
Time to pose!
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>>5483847
>Sumo
Seems like the nicest way to end the fight without anyone getting seriously hurt. We should really check on Planny to make sure her head is alright (well, not any worse at least) after bonking her head
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Some overnight dice then, and we will see if the battle finishes, or if Plannchett's secret technique will prove things go your way.
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>>5483847
>Sumo pose
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5483881
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5483881
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>>5483886
>>5483883
Oh no.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5483881
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5483881
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

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Alright everyone I am back and I am writing! Yay.
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You don't know what's coming but you have to be ready.

You widen your stance, hold your arms out and cry out. "Gremlin! Ralts! Brace yourselves! Then counter attack!"

The two notice your sumo stance and ready themselves as Honedge's blade... grows. A large reddish aura surronds the sword, lengthening it as digs into the ground. Planchett hefts the sword over her head.

"STRONG STYLE!" She cries as she spins it in a large circular swing.

Gremlin throws up a reflect! Incircling the two in a large white barrier.

"BEHEMOTH BLADE!!" The red saber is swung in a circle.

You duck, the back of your hair falling down as its sliced. Your Impidimp grunts as his barrier is shattered, the shadow pokemon barely throwing another one up just in time for that one to get cut as well. Your two pokemon are tossed aside, crashing to the sides of you... barely concsious... but still conscious.

Ralts slowly stands up, her horn glowing as a large purple shield forms around her head... or so it seems.

A column of purple light crashes down on Planny who falls to her knees.

The woman lowers her face, pulling out a antidote from the color of her straight jacket with her teeth. She bites down on the plastic medicine container, causing its aerosal nossel to fall off.

The woman drinks the antivenom as she sighs.

"You win. I have more pokemon, but Chivarly dictates I do not use numbers to make up for what I lost in spirit..." She turns to her Honedge who slides off her arm. "Squire Choppy, you did well, I apologize for not leading you to victory."

She looks up at you. "Your Highness, I completed my objective. Relinquish the squire to me."

>You CUT my hair?
>...HOW did you do any of that? You aren't a pokemon... are you?
>What was all that strong style stuff?
>...Yeah, sure. Ralts... you wanna join the crazy lady?
>That wasnt a smile that was swagger! It's a move.
>Write in
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>>5484534
>>...Yeah, sure. Ralts... you wanna join the crazy lady?
Say it in a "old timey way" too, just to sell the idea to her that we are royalty
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>>5484534
>You CUT my HAIR?!?!?
We've seen stranger stuff so the idea of someone fighting in tandem with a Pokemon isn't uncalled for. We can use curse after all...
I'd love to keep Ralts, but I think they'd do better under Planny's tutelage
>Knight Planchet, rise, you have honored me with this battle... but dishonored me by ruining the royal haircut! As penance, I demand your service until this debt is repaid, and so that I may observe your progress in the training of this Pokemon!
>Don't miss your classes though
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>>5484534
>>5484552
Supporting.
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Keep Ralts. If we find better, honor Plancha to babysit him.
Lines along the vibe of >>5484552
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>>5484553
Also if she starts to say that that wasn't part of the deal, we can say that she technically didn't make Gremlin smile with him using Swagger and all that.
But still, I'm leaning towards giving her the Ralts (for now at least).
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>>5484552
d100 to essentially guilt a knight into service
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5484637
Alright, lets go.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5484637
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I guess 61 is all we got.

That would be... a failure!

Writing.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5484552
Support.

>>5484637
Rollin'.
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You hold up severed bangs, your hair being messily slashed by the knight. "You cut my hair?" You try to hide the worry in your voice but it slips. You don't care THAT much about the hair but...

There is a clatter as the radio towers around you fall, tilting into one another and encircling the two of you in a crown of crushed metal.

That last attack wasnt just powerful it was LETHAL.

The woman nods, sheepish. "Yes, that last move, I have not yet mastered the sword of my God... Forgive me." She sighs. "If I were in my right mind, I would have not attempted such a reckless move."

Well... maybe you can use this. "Well... I am glad you understand Sir Planchett, rise. You have honored me with this battle, but..." You gesture to your hair. "This requires recompense. I demand you serve your penance by my side, so that I may overlook how you train this Ralts, and repay your debt to me."

The woman eyes you, her body bruised from your battle, but her gaze steely, as sharp as the rest of her form. "No."

"I beg pardon."

She salutes you, her arm bowed and against her heart. "My Chivalric code dictates I can not serve any Lord or Lady who is not noble and committed to the virtue of my god. A psychic rode forms in her hand and she leans against it, holding herself up as her strength gives out again. "I do not know you Lady Niamic. I know your title, I see the darkness of magic on you. But your creed? Your faith? No." She shakes her head. "I can not swear any oath that I may be forced to violate in the future. You have proven skill in command, but leadership is not divine. It is a tool as abusable as any sword."

She tries to steady herself. "Ask again when you are loved by your people, or stained by the righteously slain."

Well that's... disappointing.

The knights pulls out a pokeball.

You look back at your pokemon. Mimikyu is untouched, Ralts is... not exactly yours but pretty damaged, on a sliver of consciousness.

Gremlin... despite your pose, seems out like a light, a dopy smile on his face. But, your pose is supposed to endure hits? And Gremlin had extra shielding on him?

Maybe you didnt pull it off well enough.

>Keep talking to her, figure out more about this weirdo
>Knock the ball out of the way (Almost assuredly starting a fight)
>Take her to Nimrah, so she doesnt white out or anything
>Let her capture Ralts graciously, and continue exploring this area.
>Return home, your pokemon are bruised and youve loosened Gremlin's heart
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>>5484722
>Keep talking to her, figure out more about this weirdo
>Take her to Nimrah, so she doesnt white out or anything
More of a 'hey Nimrah, this girl has magic sword powers keep an eye out on her'
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>>5484733
>+1
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>>5484733
>>5484795
Time to write.
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You sigh as Ralts waves goodbye before vanishing into the ball, whether or not you got a new ally or a new pokemon, Planny is... noble enough you guess. And in pain. You aren't going to just leave her to dry because your upset she spurned you.

You hold your hand out. "Come let's take you to the nurses office."

She accepts your arm and leans against you for support.

You begin to shuffle back to Nimrah's. Planchet's pretty dazed, and if you ask her any questions, you don't think she has the energy to lie as well as she might've normally... not that she has lied... unless she's been faking the whole knight thing.

You have time to ask 2 questions.
>Why are you here? Like why did you get arrested?
>This darkness your supposed to fight, is that shadow pokemon?
>How did you learn so many pokemon moves?
>That style stuff? What WAS that?
>You said you had other pokemon? Who are they?
>What the hell WAS that last move?
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>>5484847
>Why are you here? Like why did you get arrested?
>How did you learn so many pokemon moves?
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>>5484847
>Why are you here? Like why did you get arrested?
>How did you learn so many pokemon moves?
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>>5484863
>>5484850
Okay thought we might have gotten more votes. Writing.
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"So... Knight... how did you end up here?" You ask as you drag the knight along the pathway, you see pokemon stare at you in the distance, but they seem to be keeping their distance. You think Planny scares them. Which makes sense, she scares you too.

"Assault and battery." The woman mutters. "I saw a man down the street, Paldea, old, with fake teeth." She groans, rubbing her head. "The townsfolk thought him one of their own, a sage turned politics from foreign lands." She frowned. "I saw him for what he was though?"

"What? A witch? A heretic?" You grunt as you drag her, she's heavy. "This isn't a nationalism thing."

"Demon." Planny's voice is low, as serious as she's ever been. "There was no human there, simply a monster who traded it all for power. You could see it in his aura, deeper and darker then your familliar." She shrugs. "So I attacked him."

"...What? You can't just attack old people!" You protest as Planchett smirks.

"Your Highness please, sinners are hardly people." She groaned. "And neither was that beast he used, some ferocious cat Pokémon I do not know." She smiles. "But! I struck true nonetheless, he is in a wheelchair, his evil hobbled. His bodyguard pried me from his beasts jaw and I was sent here."

She's quiet for a while. You aren't sure its good for a psychic to be left alone with her thoughts, especially those kinds of thoughts.

"So... your quite strong! How did you learn to fight.

She perks up. "Practice! And aura!" She raises a hand to your face and you can see her skin glow a very faint blue. "Internal psychic abbility, used by brave Lucarios. It lets me move my own body, not merely spoons and such trinkets."

You whistle, that is rather clever. "But who taught you aura? Was that also a vision from Cobalion."

She smiles. "Perhaps, perhaps there are more of us."

You shake your head. "Sir Planchett, there is only one of you. I think that's quite clear." You match her smile.

The door to the nurses office opens and Nimrah looks down at Planchett and you. "Hello?" He raises a eyebrow above her red glasses.

Planchett looks up at Nimrah and goes white and then... falls slack on you.

Sir Planchett has passed out in your arms.

>End of day 2


Um... I guess because of the multi thread rule I will just continue here?
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>>5485079
I'll see you guys soon let me write a few things. I think weve set up a lot, im not sure how interesting that set up is.

I mean, its a lot of chunky plot which can be, annoying, cliche, or hard to digest. But i mean, we are also on page 4 so its not like everyone is going to see these updates to be unimpressed with....

Leave a comment in the box below, like share and subscribe.

I like Planny.
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>>5485079
>Um... I guess because of the multi thread rule I will just continue here?
Yeah, we're still only on page 4 so this thread can still live for a long time
>>5485085
>im not sure how interesting that set up is.
The slice of life stuff is already really fun so no worries
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>>5485085
Honestly I think its pretty interesting, especially with some of the implications about Cipher (and maybe even Aether down the line) in the mix (I'm still curious about where mom went, what happened to the rest of Team Lazy. Are we ever going to see that rival-guy from the first thread?)
Also don't feel too bad Mimi, qst is a slow board.
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>>5485085
Eh, I’m along for the ride. I only have a vague idea of what we’re doing, but that’s normal for pokemon quests I hop in.
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>>5485085
I'm enjoying your use of some of the mroe obscure and out-there Pokemon lore.

>we are also on page 4 so its not like everyone is going to see these updates to be unimpressed with...
Regular /qst/ players sort the catalog by most last reply. May be worth advertising in the /qtg/ if you want to drum up numbers?
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>>5485085
Looks fine by me. Btw you using judge doom's theme and now a pic of him made me want to watch the movie. Is he supposed to be the "demon" or someone we already know ?
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>>5485169
Nimrah is not the demon, because Planny sent the demon into a wheelchair.

Nimrah is also your "uncle" and one of your Father's elite agents, who is here to investigate stuff undercover.

>>5485143
It may help to consider this game like persona. Your job is to spend your days going between advancing the plot and advancing yourselves. Though a deadline hasnt been established YET youve seen figures who may be dangerous in the future...

>>5485128
Tom? He was actually a she, you just couldnt tell cause shes very gangly, her hair is covered by the dumb pilot hat, her voice is nasally, and you guess she just looks bad?

Unless you mean Warden Snicker. Or the Tooth Man. Or the man the tooth man was talking to.
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>>5485207
She did clearly see something in Nimrah though. That’s worrying in its own right.

And I somewhat kid with not knowing what I’m doing. I’m one of the old /tg/ hands as well, and I’ve been kicking around /qst/ semi-actively for a couple years now. I lack a lot of context for the world of pokemon, but that won’t stop my write-ins.
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>>5485085
Gurie is a cute. I appreciate the prison setting, especially one in Orre, allowing for some pretty whacky characters. Also lets you obfuscate who is and isn't a plot centric character. Like, Tom is pretty clearly just a social link, but past her it feels like anyone could be the one to kick off whatever you got going on with the main plot.

I just haven't been posting as much as I want to because I'm not 100% sure when to check the thread yet, but we're still early on so I will adjust and give some whacky write ins eventually.

Thanks for the thread, Mimi!
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>>5485370
>Gurie is a cute
Based
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I have made a update twitter.

I had a real twitter i posted updates, but i also just used it as a normal twitter so that can be boring.
Here it is
https://mobile.twitter.com/hexmaniacquest

This is the og one, filled with cringe and bad takes
https://mobile.twitter.com/Mynameismimikyu

So if your worried about updates, this is a good spot to check.

I am gonna try to add some background to explain the more esoteric references when they become overt not just "hints."
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>>5485207
I was actually talking about that boy we saw near the beginning, the Principal's grandson(?)
Unless I'm completely misremembering stuff.
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>>5487220
There was a kid who looked at us weird and Gurie fantasized about kicking his ass, someday, maybe. I don't think he was ever named or characterized further.
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Wait, did we ever name or learn the name of our mimikyu hitman?
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>>5487341
His name is Mimikyu! Silly! Silly!!!!!!!!!
You didnt nickname him so hes just mimikyu.
Which makes it way easier on my name tag.

Writing.
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>Hex Maniac Quest 3: The one that can't afford it's own thread

You stare at the ceiling, the ceiling stares back at you.

"Natu?" The ceiling questions, sounding suspiciously less like a ceiling then it does a bird on a ceiling beam. Your roommate's natu to be specific.

Your name is Gurie Niamic, you AREN'T a princess, you used to be a normal psychic girl who happened to be the daughter of the great crime lord Roger Niamic. Now you are in pokemon jail, which for some reason, is billing itself as a school.

It's all a very flimsy premise, the school aesthetic that is, why are you allowed to just catch and raise pokemon, especially psychic pokemon. You almost had a Ralts, and sure you gave it away, but those things teleport.

And sure Miror B says he's been reformed, but its not like hes a low level crook, he used to work in Cipher! He was in charge of distributing shadow pokemon to dangerous criminals and thieves...

And he gave you one.

You look at Gremlin's pokeball, the green safari ball wiggling slightly. What did he see in you? What did Mimikyu see in you that compelled him to try to recruit you? You aren't a bad person.

What you are, however is tired, and while you can't sleep, eventually you wake up anyway.

You are EXHAUSTED, your eyes are bleary, you want to go back to bed but the bed is uncomfortable, Carrie's stares are uncomfortable, and you don't want the guards to drag you out.

Eventually you roll, and roll, until your on the floor. "Carrie... carry me."

She frowns, and then squats, her back facing you. "Alright, climb on."

>Get carried
>Endure, you don't want to be humilated

Speaking of humillation... THE SHOWERS!

You can't keep having Carrie send birds in there, they have a guard stationed outside there now. You have to either give up... or get creative.

>Mimikyu has powers, maybe they can invisible you
>Wait YOU have powers, maybe you can invisbile you?
>Suck it up and just deal with it, it'll be easier with your eyes closed, d100
>Just skip showering until no one is here
>Write in

Eventually you'll stop having to figure out the shower, depending on your solution.
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>>5487921
>Get carried
We ARE a princess after all
>Wait YOU have powers, maybe you can invisbile you?
A MAGIC princess
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>>5487921
>>5487930
+1
Also, be sure to thank her. We’re asking a Team Lazy member to not be lazy so we can, after all.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5487921
>Endure, you don't want to be humilated
Let's not make her do stuff she doesn't need to do, we are part of Team Lazy.

>Suck it up and just deal with it, it'll be easier with your eyes closed, d100
I don't know if making us invisible will do anything, since to take a shower we need to have water pour down on us.
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>>5487954
Huh, neat.
Shame we probably won't use this near crit lol
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>>5487959
Nah that's a actual crit.
I'll just bank roll that into the hex mania roll! Which you all should roll!

Or not and ill just write in a few minutes.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5487970
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>>5487976
Smirk
Writing.
the 97 calm down
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You let Carrie carry you down, thanking her, it may be embarassing, but it lets you fall asleep on her... which you immediately do. Though sadly your thoughts dont drift to castles and candy, but to the immediate future, your hygiene. You're gonna need a shower. You break out in cold sweat a awful lot.

You are just gonna have to take a deep breath and take it, you can not baby yourself forever...
I mean, actually now that you think about it... you probably could? Being a baby has worked pretty well these last two days. Maybe you can just, kick that can forever and then die.

But you wouldn't be a particuraly good leader if you did that, and you've been looking forward to this leadership stuff. You are going to have to bite the bullet on this one, take a deep breath, and be someone who can handle a public shower. Even a prison shower. I-its not this is some trashy manga where some lesbian lunatic will grab your boobs right? Right?

Oh you wish you could just disappear...

Wait that's right, you can.

You concentrate and vanish from Carrie's back, who is so shocked she drops you. "Wh- what happened?" She looks around as you give a pained yip.

"Carrie... I am right here, I am just invisibile." You mutter as Carrie looks down confused.

"Oh... you are a psychic?"

Did... did you not TELL her? "What did you think I was doing with the dolls at dinner?"

"...Playing with them?"

"Oh... well, I wasn't."

"..." Carrie looks around, and by around you mean, all over the place, not sure which direction "look you in the eyes is". "So... what do I do know? Madam?"

"Carrie, just, go shower like normal. I am going to get clean myself."

You shuffle inside to the lockers.

You bet a lot of people would expect you to be a bundle of floating clothes, but, in actuality, the clothes only appear when you are taking them off. Psychic powers are cognitive not reality based, so your outfit is considered "You".

T-there are a lot of naked ladies here, and for a prison everyone's suspiciously pretty, except for you who isn't there.

...Not that you are gay, that's not been voted on yet, but you are perfectly capable of being mad at how all the ex felons are all so pretty, except for their dumb hair cuts.

To your horror there IS a crazy lesbian jumping people, though she gets quickly taken out of her misery by a sock in the jaw by a rather bricc'd woman with a gash in her cheek.

The rest of the student's, including Carrie, don't seem to care about the woman now bleeding in the shower and you guess you shouldn't either.

No one seems to also notice the water falling on a empty faucet, and while you had a spook where someone else almost took your spot because they couldn't see you, you quickly jumped into a different shower.

You wish they had shower doors or something.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Eventually you slip out, the nerves and stress of some early psychics leaving you exhausteder, but nothing that a giant soda can't fix.

You don't drink coffee because it's yucky.
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>>5488034

>You know what, before you get out, you are gonna check on that crazy naked unconscious lady. You don't want her to die. And your getting used to talking to perverts (since you've called every female you talked to one so far)
>Get a fancy breakfast with lots of sugar and a soda and hang with Team Lazy
>Get a modest breakfast to save money
>Get a fancy breakfast and find some weird loner or other colorful character to try to press into the gang
>Same as above but you get your two henchfriends to come and assist.
>Write in
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>>5488038
>Same as above but you get your two henchfriends to come and assist.
Time to expand the team!
The main reason I'm not voting for checking on the lady is because I don't want Gurie to get molested or something in the future.
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>>5488038
>You know what, before you get out, you are gonna check on that crazy naked unconscious lady. You don't want her to die. And your getting used to talking to perverts (since you've called every female you talked to one so far)
For a change of pace, don’t call her a pervert. She can be the one exception.
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>>5488038
>Get a fancy breakfast with lots of sugar and a soda and hang with Team Lazy
We're Team Lazy, we gotta be too lazy to recruit!
Besides, has Tom even been formally inducted into Team Lazy yet? We spaghettied too hard last time
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>>5488038
Changing my vote to this >>5488107
I completely forgot we technically didn't even recruit Tom.
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>>5488038
>Get a fancy breakfast with lots of sugar and a soda and hang with Team Lazy
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>>5488038
>You know what, before you get out, you are gonna check on that crazy naked unconscious lady.
>Get a fancy breakfast with lots of sugar and a soda and hang with Team Lazy
>Bring the crazy naked unconscious (but probably dressed by then) lady
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>>5488148
I am going to bed, and rather then make people wait over night on my votes I am going to just leave this on for a few more hours so when I update, you are looking. It makes sense to me, and if it doesnt make sense that just shows i shouldnt be updating right now

Either way, fancy lazy time seems a shoe in, but will >>5488148 get the votes? We will see.

For the sake of more explanation for those behind.

Orre is the region from pokemon collesium, Orre has little to no wild pokemon, and is a wasteland, its sortof pokemon australlia but with a post apoc vibe that never gets really explained. However lots of people bring in pokemon, Orre does double battles which means 2 vs 2.

Team Cipher is a big villanous team who use Shadow Pokemon, these are pokemon who have been experimented with unknown methods to "Block off their heart". This makes them mindlessly obedient weapons who wont even hesitate to attack people. It also gives them "Shadow moves" which are moves with the shdaow type, so they hurt non shadow pokemon more then normal.

Team Cipher even made a legendary pokemon USING pure shadow hoohow, that was Shadow Lugia, very spooky.

Shadow pokemon can be cured through a combiantion of friendship and either science or magic. Used to be the power of celebi and time itself were needed, but science made the purity chamber.


THEN the Friendship Forward Coaltion, formed from a megacorp that created holes in the dimensional barrier to reach Pokemon from other dimensions, and a megacorp that awakened Eternatus, the fucking devil, in order to harness him and stop global warming. Both their leaders are in jail (By their own volation (Though one is also in the hospital)), and the companies swear they Arent Like That Anymore. They have bought up lots of land, created pokemon reserves and moved pokemon back into Orre. Much like how the WEC in real life is trying to reintroduce wolves to england.

They also made this prison, which is trying to be super rehabilitory and school themed. Its very optimistic.

Your dad is in charge of a gang that has been heckling the FFC and you got arrested. Technically your dad may be a terrorist, but its not really clear.

Your nurse is a admin in your dad's team, here to rescue a body double your dad used to escape jail, however the prison school is so weird Nimrah has stuck around. His cover name is Noah so that can be confusing.

Your friends are Carrie, who is a Fangirl for your dad and follows you for hope of joining the real team in the future and celbirity worship. She has a lot of bird pokemon but they are very nonthreatening looking oddly. She also has only one arm and dresses pretty gothy, so you think shes trying to go for a tough girl image.
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>>5488175
Tom is also your friend, shes been super nice and reliable but she also is pretty literal, her name isn't Tom, and she killed a man. She has a pilot cap with goggles she never takes off, and a really big jacket with deep pockets. Used to own a Joltik farm but now shes stuck with just a Toxel.

You have TWO pokemon, Gremlin and Mimikyu. Mimikyu appears to have been working with Team Cipher but your psychic power allowed you to beat them into submission. Allegedly, and you believe them, his only role in the team was to try to recruit you, and he was being used to help transfer his powerful grudge to Shadow pokemon, which mean that somebody is making shadow pokemon, and those shadow pokemon are going to be stronger then normal thanks to Mimikyu's pikachu envy. WHY that can be even harnessed is beyond you, you arent a pokologist

You don't know anything about this new team except that Faba is in it. Faba is this fancy scientist that was brought in by the FFC to help with the pokemon, he seems a big fan of the camera and is overqualified for his position because he toadies.

Your other pokemon Gremlin IS a shadow pokemon. You got it from Miror B (A ex convict who runs your social studies class) because he saw "passion in your poses". You arent sure what that means. Gremlin is very quiet for a fairy OR a dark pokemon, much less a fairy/dark, and kinda gives school shooter vibes.


Yesterday you met Sir Planchett, a psychic who was utterly insane and utterly convinced she was personally ordained by Cobalion to fight the Darkness of Orre. She helped you bond with your pokemon and used Style moves in combat... and also can use pokemon moves at all, which is weird.

Style moves are a ancient lost art where a pokemon would hit extra hard or extra quick at the cost of speed or power. This sort of power control was lost when so many pokemon were discovered that techniques sortof homogenized. You can argue that shes using the Super Saiyan Grade Three of Pokemon moves, some special technique that is secretly not really worth it. But she also knows Behemoth Blade, which is the signature technique of the legendary Galarian King who defeated the devil, Dog with Knife.

That move is supposed to be extra strong against Dynamax pokemon, but it mostly seems really strong against Radio towers.

Finally youve learned poses, which arent from any thing, but seem to be a technique between cheering and friendship and Harnessing The Bond of Trainers to Do Weird Shit.

The poses let you give stat buffs, in your case you know one that lets your pokemon endure a hit. The consequence is that the buff must be well timed to be useful, because otherwise you look stupid and it does nothing. A finisher is pathetic if it doesnt finish anyone. And a sumo move looks hockey if you were never in danger. And if you misjudge it, things will go south fast.

We good? Now give me five.
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>>5488148
I’ll switch to backing this. Tactfully avoiding the fact that she’s a pervert, of course.

I’m not sure we even know what “tactfully” means, but it’ll be amusing to see us try.
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>>5488190
>Now give me five
I’m used to hearing that in the context of pushups. In the spirit of Team Lazy. I disrespectfully decline.

Also, summoning the devil to stop global warming? I didn’t realize pokemon was a spinoff of the SMT universe. That plot sounds right up their alley.
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>>5488175
>>5488190
Huh, interesting.
I'm guessing we're gonna be enemies with the FCC if Faba has as much of a role in it (and is still set in his ways) as I think he does.
Seems like we'll have to master some of those poses, or just exploit whoever is using them like we've been doing I unironically thought that that stuff was just weirdness made up by Miror B when it was first introduced.

>>5488199
I don't know, it feels like we'll be pushing it if we get her involved.
As funny as it would be to bring her along, I think making sure that our Team Lazy keeps itself together is more important. I mean, we didn't even thank Carrie for doing something un-lazy.
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>>5488207
The later gens are criminally underrated.

Not like "oh secretly Sword and Shield was ALWAYS the best pokemon game everyone is too dumb to see it", but like. Theres a lot of interesting stuff people didnt like because people REALLY like fire red.

I think a lot of pokemon fans really just want a simple game with a bunch of new pokemon that all look like animals and are competive in a linear rpg with little plot, colorful characters, and is scaled in difficulty to their own levels as 20 year old men.

The pokemon company instead screws with the formula a lot, adding new mechanics, cutting pokemon and moves for one reason or another, and trying to make the plot more high minded.

For instance the pokemon plot in sword isnt actually about you. Its not "Do you get all the badges and beat the bad guy".

It's about Hop. It's about "What happens when you spend your whole life dreaming about being number one, and are actually third place?"

Its very overt about it yet people either just dont want that story or dont care.

Eternatus is also very cool looking.

It kinda looks like a yugioh card

>>5488231
I made it up. I based it on cheering in the new game.
Its my Cool unique Gen Mechanic.
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>>5488148
Backing this
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>>5488190
You forgot to mention Uncle Nimrah
Aside from that:
>Gremlin ... kinda gives school shooter vibes.
Fucking awesome
>>5488234
>Its very overt about it yet people either just dont want that story or dont care.
Fwiw, the characterization isn't good enough to pull this off well, and the lack of graphical or technical strategies to convey any kind of subtleties to the players makes that attempted story fall flat.
Legends Arceus did a good job breaking the mold, and future games can as well, but if GF wants to have more interesting plots then they need the rest of the game to actually support that.
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>>5488231
>I mean, we didn't even thank Carrie for doing something un-lazy.
Did so!
>>5488034
>You let Carrie carry you down, thanking her
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>>5488407
I didn't see that, thanks anon.
Still I think it would be wiser if we focused on our gang first before inviting an actual pervert on board.
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>>5488410
I agree, we need to properly teach our crew the spirit of Team Lazy - perhaps by pulling off an epic prank like dad
This could be Tom's formal introduction into Team Lazy too
If we are successful, the other prisoners will surely flock to our banner!
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>>5488539
That's not a bad idea. What sort of prank do you have in mind?
I think using our powers could be useful when doing this.
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>>5488707
Stopping classes would be the obvious one. Somehow getting teachers to congregate in an area and trapping them would be the way to go. If we can get them away from pokemon, just locking some doors could be enough. Alternately, we could track down Planny again and see if her quest is something Team Lazy could support.

Maybe the others have ideas. They’ve been here longer, so there’s no shame in asking for their input as they’ve seen more than we have.
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>>5488720
I like that idea. Though if we do that we should make sure we aren't able to get caught.
Didn't Carrie have some connections, or at least some sort of person she was making deals with?
We could maybe get Tom to agree if we promised to get her some Joltiks in the chaos.
You're right that both Tom and Carrie could give us some ideas, though if we want them to agree with what we're doing we should make sure they are our friends first. I have a feeling that Tom won't want to go along with the plan, at least not before she's an official member of Team Lazy.

>Planny
Even if her quest somehow went along with Team Lazy's ideals she's still a crazy person, and might do something to out us if her code tells her to or something.
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>>5488738
I trust her a little more than that. So far we’re not playing Gurie as exceptionally evil, so I don’t imagine we’d stumble into any tripwires with Planny that we couldn’t back out of.

And while she’s locked up here and believes she’s a holy knight, I’m unwilling to write her off as crazy yet. You have pokemon like Arceus in the setting proving god-like beings are real, so her belief having pieces of truth behind it aren’t something I’m willing to dismiss.

Most we can hold against her is that she beat a man bloody before all this, but Tom killed a man and we’re still friends with her so I don’t consider that disqualifying.

Now, the idea that Team Lazy might have some rationale to get involved? I do think that’s unlikely. I’d be okay with just checking in on her later and asking how her quest goes instead so we don’t waste time.
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>>5488777
Yeah you make some good points, but even if she's not completely wrong she acts very strangely about it. I mean why act like a Don Quixote if you're trying to convince others and save the world? There must be some sort of insanity in her noggin.
I think we should talk about Planny with the others sooner rather than later, at least. Maybe they know something about her that we don't? Maybe Planny really is just a good but eccentric person that we could make friends with.
And I agree with checking in on her, at least to make sure she doesn't interfere with us or if she could be of any help.
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>>5488391
>>5488148
>>5488199

>>5488107
>>5488112
>>5488142

We have... a tie.

I am not sure what to do here.
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>>5489277
How about rolling a 1d2 for it?
Or if you count >>5488539 as a just getting breakfast vote, there's that.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5489277
alright, writing myself
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You decide that, while it sortof sucks. You should probbably help the injured lady. You don't really want her to die, though... when you get closer you realize she has just a bloody nose.

She stares straight up, looking you dead in the eye... if your eyes were visible, but for her its just straight up.

"Even her blows... are beautiful." She says smiling as she closes her eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw82bhRQswk

Fair well dear... Oh wait, wait she's alive still.

You sort of have a sixth sense for how dead someone is. Don't think about it.

You pull her up, towel her, get dressed, deinvisible, and slap her face.

"Oh!" She wakes up, looking right at you, but for real this time. "That is a welcome way to say hello!" She smiles at you. "You must be the Princess."

"...I am... not?" You watch her frown at your response.

"Really? But that was such a ladylike blow, I thought you must have been the wealthy lady." She giggles. "Sorry~"

"...Wait, why would you even know that? Does this wealthy lady have a reputation."

The woman smiles at you softly, you here a rumble from her stomach as she gives a sweet grin. "I am hungry."

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"And that is how I ended up here!" Your guest says at the lunch table, to mutual daggers from Tom and Carrie. Unconcerned, she leans against your shoulder.

"Mistress, may Muramasa peck this disaster artists eye out." At her name, the Swablu on her shoulder raises its cottony wings threateningly.

"Oh Gurie your friends are so judgmental." She wipes a tear from her eyes. "I am so afraid... my memory is fading..." She turns to you and smiles. "Hello angel, what is your name?"

Tom, who ALSO bought a breakfast soda, sips it, angrily.

"Miss..." You begin as the woman gives a eyebrow flutter.

"Falala. Falala Laila!" Her eyes sparkle. "I love my name, because I can sing it." She winks. "Maybe... I can sing your name too if I try hard enough."

"Fala!" You interrupt her before she starts. "Please. I bought you triple smothered sundae pancakes. Why does everyone know who I am?"

She frowns. "Oh, well they are delicious. Well, that's because of the bounty on you?"

>WHAT?
>WH-*ahem*-what?
>Blame Mimikyu
>...Carrie do I have a bounty on me?
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>>5489404
>WHAT?
>Start making accusations.
>Call Fala a pervert.
I was hoping we wouldn't have to interact with the rapist.
Oh well, time for our signature move!

>Your guest says at the lunch table, to mutual daggers from Tom and Carrie.
Oh boy, this will be something.
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>>5489418
I guess... you get the win by process of no one else?
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>>5489475
Yay!
...I think?

But really, /qst/ tends to be very slow, especially on workdays. I imagine most of the anons in bed for work tomorrow or are busy with stuff for the holidays.
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>>5489418
Food and videos in my case.

My inclination is.
>How much is the bounty? I’m already in prison, so I’ll turn myself in again for the right reward.
Joke about it until the mood is inevitably killed.
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>>5489404
>Won the coin toss
Neat

>>5489418
Yeah this seems pretty fun
>>5489475
I was monch
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>>5489404
>WH-*ahem*-what?
Bruh, why did checking on the fallen woman won if the die was a 2 ? not that I'm complaining
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"Wha-wha-wha???" Bounty?! You dart your head back staring at all the other people in the cafeteria.

"What bounty?" You dart to Carrie. "Did YOU know about this?"

Carrie nods. "I thought you did?"

"I was BUSY!" You groan, sullenly biting into your double whip banana stuffed Kalosian toast suprise. "I can't believe I am going to be assassinated..." You glare at the smiling Falala. "This is your fault isn't it?"

"Eh? How can I have schemed it if this is how I know who you are Gurie?" She taps her pinky finger to her lip. "Perhaps... fate?"

Tom tosses a straw at her face. "Hmpf! Some people do not understand comedy. I am as innocent as I am beautiful, in all things!" She tosses her pigtails with a swoosh. "I simply make it my mission to know the name of every cute girl I look at! Poster or personal." She sips her coffee, which, unlike her breakfast, is jet black.

"Oh, don't give me that look." Falala puts down her coffee. "I'll talk~ You see Gurie, we that is the upper classmen, knew you were showing up for a while."

"What?" You blink. "But, I didn't even find out till they put me on the bus? I moved here immediately after the transfer."

She laughs. "Oh you thought that trial was fair?" She smirks. "We knew you were going to end up here since your face was on MCN."

Marco Cosmos News. "Well, I mean, I didn't do it."

She smiles. "Eh? Really? So you aren't the Hexstringer of Phenac City? Are you really kust daughter of a high profile nationalist criminal? Sugoi!" She grimaces. "As if that wasn't enough."

"Are you... making fun of me?"

"Oh I never make fun of cute girls." She brushes the question off. "So since we knew we were getting a new celebrity, some of the seniors got a bit antsy you'd "Coast" off daddy and make your own team."

"I am not coasting!"

"Eh? But interrupting is rude Gurie!" She sniffles. "Your making it hard to explain, maybe I should stop."

"...Sorry."

"Really? I am so happy." She bites into her pancakes. "So yeah, maybe it's all force of personality. Maybe it's your cool ghost powers, buuuuut really... it never mattered." She bends backwards, tilting until she is staring at a sallow face... old man? There are ADULTS here as students?

Wait, your a adult... but still!! He's older then your dad! And hes wearing shorts!!!!

Falala blows him a kiss, which causes the man to shiver. "Isn't he cute? Thinks he's king of the ring and now you show up and he's all sob story." She rises back up to a seating position. "Oh the glory of Rocket Neo is in danger." She rubbed her eyes in mocking tears. "We need to capture Gurie! Whoever can recruit Lady Listless or take care of her gets 500000 lp!" She put her hand on her chin. "So? Was that a good impression."

Carrie bites her toast. "Not really. Archer doesn't sound like that."

Falala frowns. "He DOES! He sounds like he was born with a stick up his butt and it snapped 3 years ago." She turns to you, "You believe me don't you?"
>>5489505
it was the second thing you guys voted,
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>>5489515
"I..." You blink confused. "Who is archer?"

"Oh some dumb fanboy." Falala brushes it off. "He thinks his stupid boss is going to come back from the dead and lead the world in a big new age, but no one liked him in Kanto so he moved to Johto... and then he got his ass kicked by a kid and so he tried to make a Neo Rocket group here... and look where he ended up." She rolls her eyes. "What a loser!"

"Archer formed a gang, like us. He may not be one of the gym leaders like Wide is, but he's beaten a few of them, and he's got numbers and people on the outside." Carrie explains. "He's upset because with you in the picture he thinks the glory of Rocket could be muddled."

"He's scared Gurie." Tom says, finishing her soda. "He's scared of you, and your dad."

Carrie nods. "Yes... And after he put that bounty, everyone else is wondering who this half a million dollar girl was, and why Archer was so concerned about you."

"Well... if he wanted to recruit me why didn't he just ask me?" You ask as Falala laughs.

"Oh Gurie, he's not a direct approach guy, hes a traditionalist! There are henchmen! And his henchmen keep losing to your bodyguards!"

"I don't have bodyguards, I have friends!" You protest.

"Eh? Really? Falala didn't know!" She smiles. "You are really interesting Gurie, I can see why your so expensive!"

"...Why do you care Falala?" Carrie frowns. "You are a senior, that bounty is nothing to you."

"Eh? You can't tell? Why do I care? What other answer can there be?" The pink haired woman gives a heart symbol. "It's for love."

>...Then why did that big girl kick your ass?
>Okay, accuse her of being a pervert, shes spooky!
>Change the subject [write in]
>So... is Archer... scary?
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>>5489515
>it was the second thing you guys voted,
Could you show the options to any roll-offs next time? To clear up any confusion, I mean.
Something like:
>1. vote one
>2.vote two

>>5489521
>...Then why did that big girl kick your ass?
>Okay, accuse her of being a pervert, shes spooky!

>doesn't get accused of being a pervert
I've been robbed, scammed, and quite possibly bamboozled.
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>>5489521
>...Then why did that big girl kick your ass?
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>>5489521
>Okay, accuse her of being a pervert, shes spooky!
>So... is Archer... scary?
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>>5489521
>Okay, accuse her of being a pervert, shes spooky!
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>>5489521
>Well, the big girl clocked you, but you seemed to like it. So is she a pervert for me too so you want to protect me?
I’m not entirely sure if I’m saying this because I think Gurie actually believes this, or just to get reactions out of people. But I’ll continue sailing the pervert ship for everyone except the actual pervert.
>Seems like almost everyone is interested in me because of someone else. Usually my dad.
>All this thinking is too much work. I’m going to finish my food.
I don’t feel like we’re allowed to call other people the s-word. Stones, glass houses, the usual saying.
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Well you all voted for different things, and I vote for going to bed,

So im taking a mad nappy.

>>5489524
"Eh? Me a pervert? Hmmm... I don't really think that's true! I just appreciate life so much."
"But Gurie dear! You seem to really be concerned with how attractive other people find you. I find that very funny! Were you imagining me flirting with you?"
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>>5489546
>"Eh? Me a pervert? Hmmm... I don't really think that's true! I just appreciate life so much."
Huh, I knew a guy that had a similar philosophy for taking advantage of women. I'm starting to hate Falala a little lmao
Thanks for writing btw

Night Mimi, hope you have a good sleep.
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>>5489521
Supporting >>5489528

As for the rest of you Anons, I think we're starting to get a much better idea of the lay of things around here, and I have an idea for our main goal.
Right now, it seems like people know who we are and they're all scared of us for one reason or another, so I say while we're doing the "gym circuit" of the prison, let's try and unite the other gangs with us under the banner of Team Lazy! We can convince everyone we can, and then beat everyone we can't convince, truly the laziest approach!
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>>5489581
Not a bad plan honestly.
Though I bet Team Cipher will be tough to beat/recruit.
Think we could somehow make that plan about trapping all the teachers part of consolidating the gangs, or is it too much of a risk?
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>>5489581
>>5489592
I'm down to give it a go!
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>>5489592
Nimrah probably has a good idea of how to win over the other teachers. Alternatively, there very likely could be more than one "dastardly duo" (like us and Nimrah) lurking among the students and faculty, so if we could convince the student then they could probably convince their corresponding teacher.
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>>5489602
Alright, it's settled.
We doing some gang wars.

>>5489686
We should definitely try to ally them if we can. Though part of me feels like there will be some trouble soon, and we'll have to juggle their interests to make them actually part of Team Lazy.
I bet there will be lots of mutually exclusive members we can actually recruit.
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Sounds like you guys have a long term plan... and a short term one too! To insult strange people!
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>>5490184
Every leader needs a quirk to separate them from the rest of the team. Ours is making people out to be perverts!
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You frown, theres something strange about this woman how she seems so... casual about things, and so excited about violence.

"Falala? Why are you so happy! Theres going to be a gang war! Are you some pervert!" You point a finger at her. "Is that why youve been staring at me you've been OGLING ME?"

The woman raises her hands in mock surrender. "Eh? But Gurie is so cute, how can I not stare? Art is meant to be appreciated you know~" She smiles sweetly. "But I don't like violence at all you know! I am not unsettling." She winks. "I am a cool beauty."

"No." You cross your arms. "You are just a pervert!" You smirk at her and she sighs.

"Ah, I guess Gurie hates me." She sighs. "I am so sad... I can't even remember the most important detail about Archer."

"Wait... I already paid you, you can't up the charge now!" You frown. "You are greedy and a pervert."

"Ha... so sad." She sniffled. "My mind is going..."

"Carrie!" You turn to the upperclassman as Falala tsks. "What's so special about Archer?"

"Ah, foiled." She eats her pancakes sadly as Carrie continues the lore dump.

"Archer? Well..." Carrie thinks. "He's the Perpetual Silver or so people call him. Archer is more a cult leader then a gang leader, but not a cult of his own personallity."

"Hah?" That makes no sense.

"You see, Archer was the right hand man of Giovanni, the original leader of Team Rocket, the Godfather of Crime." She frowns, biting into her food. "Archer is different from other lieutenants and admins. He's a real believer, there's not a drop of personal ambition in him, or a single spark of 'i need to do what Giovanni failed to do.'" She shakes her head. "Neo Rockets job is to prepare for the coming of crime when Giovanni returns. As a result, its main goal is to just, expand. And Archers clever enough to keep the group in line."

"So... wait... is Neo Rocket... the biggest prison gang?" You gasp as Falala smiles.

"Yup! In the world.~"

>D100 to not faint

Soon, (like tomorrow) is the classes!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5490375
Eh. Our dad could beat up his dad. And if not, he’s definitely cooler.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5490375
Neo Rocket ain't nothing!
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>>5490385
That was a close one.
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>>5490391
Just embrace the Team Lazy spirit! The other gangs are schmucks since they can’t offer the freedom we can. We’ll absorb them in the end.
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>>5490396
You said it! Oh yeah!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5490375
What the hell bro
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>>5490422
Bro whats wrong ?
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>>5490437
Just surprised about the extention of Neo rocket
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>>5490489
I based it on the Arayan Brotherhood.

Neo Rocket as a gang gets a lot of advantage from how much clout Giovanni has, which is insanely high for a man who went missing.

Thats what happens when a alternate dimension you litterally takes every villian of history and powerscales them.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5490375
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5490375
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>>5490495
>based it on the Arayan Brotherhood
Ah yes, my favorite part of pokémon
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>>5490674
Pokemon History X.
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>>5490495
I get the idea, but why AB of all things and not any other mafia/gang ?
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>>5491108
I mean, Rockets ARE based on Yakuza and Italian Mafia, right?
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>>5491154
Might’ve been under Giovanni, but things mutate. With a “true believer” at the helm instead of a more practical businessman/crime lord, I could see them shifting styles.

That’s the problem with holding up someone as an ideal for everything to emulate. The real world doesn’t work like that, so the group ends up distilling the crazy into itself instead.
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>>5491168
Intriguing take!
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>>5491108
Oh i can answer this before I start.

Team Rocket as normal is originally a normal criminal gang with the belief in the power of numbers that had INCREDIBLE influence given their abbility to fund Mewtwo, however compared to Plasma, Flare, and Galaxy they are very benign.

Neo Rocket operates under the sheer impressive stature of the old, and the intimidation factor Rainbow Rocket had. However it mostly is like Arayan Brotherhood in its operation, organization and how it utilizes its own infamy as a way to boosts its numbers.

You do not have race gangs in pokemon, you have type gangs.

But Rockets unique in the loyalty the name inspires. When Plasma came back its because Ghestis revived it, when ARCHER revives Rocket its to LOOK FOR GIOVANNI.

And no one gives a shit about Flare.

Technically being a neo flarist or Galxian is considered far worse then a Rocketeer, because those are the ones who are like "Listen im just saying, what if we did just kill the inadequates". However that hasnt really taken hold in Orre, in some part due to Archer's dominance in the prison system.

Also like the Brotherhood, Neo Rocket is much bigger then this jail.
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You start to feel woozy but you take your soday and splash it on your face! You feel invigorated! Energized!

Sticky!! That was a stupid move!

But you know what you don't feel? Scared of stupid Archer and his dumb daddy issues!

You have daddy issues too but YOUR dad is WAY cooler then Giowhatever! You CAN beat him, and his dumb gang.

In fact! You turn and glare at the blue faced bastard, who is pretty shocked to see 50 hp dripping down your face. You turn back, nevermind he's still a little scary.

BUT! You are going to show him. Even if you have to join EVERY OTHER GANG just to prove it! You aren't going to be some petty crime princess! You are going to be a queen! Beautiful and terrible and cool!

You arent sure when you started standing up on the table in truimphant determination, but Falala's applause helps you realize that is, in fact, what you are doing.

Toxel and Carrie seem pretty supportive at least.

"Yatai! You seem very interesting~" Falala smiles at you as you frown, theres something off and you just figured it out.

"Why do you keep using Johtian phrases? You are from Alola aren't you?"

"Eh?" She seems a bit shocked. "Wh-what do you mean?"

You blink. "You aren't? But... the accent? It's alolan... isn't it?"

The bell rings. "Oh wow I really can't be late for class Gurie bye bye mwah kissies!" She says hurridely as she runs off.

Well, you are sure whatever class you are assigned... your determination will see you through! It cant be worse then social science right?

>Cont
And that's the bell!
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>>5491267
Oh hey you were right! This is a WAY easier class.

A fat man balding man sits on a chair next to the podium, not really bothering to hide his drinking, or bothering to stand up.

"Yup, hello everyone, my name... my name is Mister Barthomelow Berry and you can call me Mr Berry, or Barry Berry, whatever." He yawns. "This isn't a name class, this is... pokemon theory. And my theory is to teach you how to bond with your pokemon and fight and all that..." His eyes start to lower. "And our first lesson is in, self study..." He falls asleep!

This is great! You can do whatever you want! Well except start a riot, try to break out, murder, starting a pokemon battle, leaving the class room...

BUT! You can do nothing! That's really cool!

>Actually wait you have a shadow pokemon you actually need pokemon theorizing, wake Barry up for a question
>Play with Gremlin
>Play with Mimikyu
>Hey! Its that blackbelt that Nimrah clowned on, what's he doing here
>One of the grub club members is in this class... actually quite a few, approach them, at least to get some snacks
>Spend the time making dolls/making lockpicks
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>>5491304
>Spend the time making dolls/making lockpicks
>Actually wait you have a shadow pokemon you actually need pokemon theorizing, wake Barry up for a question
Always good to have ammunition. Other than we should at least ask him what this class is all about.
Unless this is a clever test for 'self-study' he's putting us through. If it is we could brag about how smart we are if that guess is right.
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>>5491316
Pick one

Also ill need a d100 for whatever you do here.
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>>5491304
>Spend the time making dolls/making lockpicks
I’m curious to see if anyone will approach us instead of the ofher way around.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5491319
Ah ok, in that case I'll go for
>Actually wait you have a shadow pokemon you actually need pokemon theorizing, wake Barry up for a question
It's a bit of a gamble if I'm right about him setting this up as a test, but we can at least ask other things here if I'm wrong.
Besides, the other anon had a good plan convincing the teachers to be on our side.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5491304
Supporting >>5491346

>>5491337
Let's be proactive
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>>5491451
>>5491346
Sounds like we have a agreement
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5491319
Fair enough, waking teach it is.
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You head over to the Teacher, ignoring the stares of the classroom (And hey! Your stating to get good at ignoring people!) and lean down to his sleeping face. "Um... excuse me? Professor Berry?"

Theres a loud snore.

"Sir?"

No response.

You poke him. No dice. The man is no longer in this world, he's deep into lala land.

You aren't sure... wait you saw this in a movie.

You grab his nose. The man snores and then, starts to catch himself when he suddenly can't breathe.

His eyes flutter open. "...Huh? Who are you?"

"Um... I'm Gurie? Gurie Niamic? I had a question about pokemon?"

The mans bleary eyes look around the classroom. "Well geeze, no one's ever asked me about that in a while..." He sits up, placing his beer thermos on the desk. "Well what do you want kiddo?"

>How do I make friends?
>Listen, I got a shadow pokemon and-
>Write in a better question

If you failed the roll you just werent going to be able to wake him up, hes a deep sleeper lol.
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>>5491532
>...did you set this up? I mean you said something about self study, then you fall asleep. Was that all on purpose so we could reflect about ourselves?
Yes I'm still going on about this.
Also maybe complimenting him will put us on his good side?
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>>5491532
>So, I’ve got an issue with my pokemon. I mean, he’s basically a shadow pokemon with how closed off he is. What are the best ways of to get him to open up to me?
Never admit to nuthin’.
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>>5491568
+1
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>>5491587
>>5491568
Thought wed get more, but its a busy friday.

So im gonna just write and move on with me day.
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>>5491568
>>5491638
I like this too
Friday is one of the most days of the week there are.
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You decide the best course of action is to be direct, but as obtuse about it as you can. Ask for exactly what you need but not explain why.

You take out Gremlin, the pink fae staring at the balding man in front of you. "See? He's so listless. Very unlike a impidimp, hes almost like a shadow pokemon with how aloof and closed off he is... What do I do?"

"Hmmm... Have you tried fighting with him?" The man strokes his shaven chin pondering.

"Yes, a few times, but I don't have a secondary pokemon to support, and I fear that too much injuries will, even if he opens his heart, may give him the wrong message." You look at Gremlin with a frown. "I don't want his only emotional care in the world to be violence."

"And... since he is so aloof, you don't have a single clue what he likes do you? Can't just resort to the spa treatment or games?"

"...We have a spa?" You are shocked. Why? You are in prison!

He chuckles. "Not exactly, some of the students set up a Pokemon Club, that does spas. They are quite on the up in up for... hold on." He pulls on his drawer and pulls out a pokeblock dispenser, he pops a blue candy in his mouth. "Mmmm. Yeah, the pokemon club is pretty good at what they do." He shakes his head. "But that's not my suggestion."

"Eh?" You frown. "If not the thing everyone likes, then what else is there?"

He burps. "Oh simple. What ever the thing is that YOU like Gurie."

"...Huh?" Now you are confused. "But that just makes ME happy."

"And if you want Gremlin to like you, you have to like yourself. Or be happy." The proffessor leans back on his chair, placing another block on his tongue. "They need to know what a Gurie even means, besides the business and strategy. And maybe they'll like you. Maybe they won't, but they won't open up unless they know what they are getting into, and even if they don't like it... hate is closer to love then apathy."

"But there is so much to do!" You look around, and you do see some of the people in the classroom have red R tattoos, here and there. "I have things to do! People to talk to!"

"And I have nothing to do!" Barry Berry looks smug at you, yawning. "And my Slaking likes me a lot more then Gremlin likes you. Heh." He laughs before falling back a sleep.

That's... probably pretty helpful! You can't just do things everyday... you need to do NOTHING! Aggressively! Just like Team Lazy always does!

That conversation didn't take so long, so you have time, for some small things.
>Play with Gremlin
>Play with Mimikyu
>Hey! Its that blackbelt that Nimrah clowned on, what's he doing here
>One of the grub club members is in this class... actually quite a few, approach them, at least to get some snacks
>Spend the time making dolls/making lockpicks
>You notice there are books in the room, you can read them.
>Wait, Barry didn't lock his desk shelf when he opened it to get his snacks
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>>5491685
>Spend the time making dolls/making lockpicks
All the stuff here is tempting, but doing this is probably the most immediately useful.
And as curious as I am about what Barry has in his desk, I don't want to risk possibly antagonizing him. While he won't wake up from rummaging it, he might notice if we change or do anything to it. He seems kind of smart, he might've left it open to test us.

All in all Barry seems like more of a philosophical and, most importantly, laid-back sort.
I feel like with the right words we could recruit him into Team Lazy (from what we know about him now at least).
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>>5491685
>Play with Gremlin
>Spend the time making dolls/making lockpicks

Just make the dolls with gremlin, take Barry's teachings to heart.
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d100, then bed for me.
I wont be super available tomorrow i got a christmas party.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5491722
>>5491710
+1
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5491722

Also supporting >>5491710 instead.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5491722
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5491722
Have a good party QM!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5491722
Enjoy the party Mimi
>>5491710 supporting
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

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>>5491830
Rip
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5491685
>Play with Gremlin
>Play with Mimikyu
As a team!
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>>5492148
I see
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5491710
Backing this. Dunno if we’re expected to have a Mimikyu yet.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5491685
>You notice there are books in the room, you can read them.
Lore time

>>5491722
Night, Mimi. Hope you have fun at the party.
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I finally made it home. It SUCKED

Not the event but I got sick and sat all day with a nonfunctioning nose and feeling like i slept half the hours i did

Fortunately I already had notes for how this critfail will work so we are good to go.

Writing
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>>5493516
Sorry to hear, QM!

About your illness AND our critfail
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You decide that the best thing to do with your best bud is to show them how to make dolls! Your dolls are a key part of your hex mania/magic, and if Impidimp helps itll go easier, and they can see what you do!

Also you heard that Imp hair is pretty powerful thread but thats not here nor there.

You go pull out your straw and string and some old fabric and hand some of it to Gremlin. Gremlin looks at you with slight confusion, which is a step up already from blank stares.

You show Gremlin how to do some basic stiches and they follow your lead, and poke their finger.

Gremlin yelps as you go to bandage them up, and a bandaid later, you try again, and theres a tangle.

Gremlin tosses the material onto the desk, frustrated, as you smile. "Its okay Gremlin, we can try agai-"

Gremlin throws the half made doll at your face. "Im!" The pokemon slams their fists to the desk. "Im im im!" You can tell the rest of the class is staring at you as your pokemon, who has no emotions, is still throwing a tantrum.

You've heard of this! This is Reverse Mode! You opened just enough of your pokemons heart that its experiencing emotions, but not sure how to deal with them, thus causing a temporary berserker spiral.

This is... great news! A breakthrough, your getting closer to-ow ow ow! He's pulling on your hair!

Gremlin being beserk MAY be a sign that your doing well long term, but short term you to calm Gremlin down!

But how!

>Call Gremlin, appeal to his better nature and all those times you beat up pokemon together
>Try to subdue Gremlin with Mimikyu, you can work on this later.
>Ask for help
>Ghost magic! Your good at that
>Write in
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>>5493608
>Call Gremlin, appeal to his better nature and all those times you beat up pokemon together
The only option that doesn't give away a secret we have while still increasing friendship with him.
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>>5493608
>Call Gremlin, appeal to his better nature and all those times you beat up pokemon together
If all else fails, start yelling that he’s a pervert. Maybe it’ll confuse him long enough that he can calm down.
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>>5493608
>Ghost magic! Your good at that
Panic!
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>>5493608
>>Call Gremlin, appeal to his better nature and all those times you beat up pokemon together
Remind him of the ice cream we gave him too!
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>>5493622
>>5493648
>>5493677
D100! Plus 20!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5493697
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5493697
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Rolled 16 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5493697
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Rolled 9 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5493697
Glad to know our progress is reflected in the dice!
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>>5493717
Which is to say,, it’s starting okay then going steadily downhill.
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>>5493718
Couldn't of put it better myself.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5493697
C'mon C'MON
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>>5493724
Forgot the +20 does it count?
and if it does, does it count as a crit with a 96?
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>>5493726
Smirk.jpg

Writing
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You take a deep breath, which is sortof easy. Sure the hair pull thing REALLY hurts, and theirs a good deal of social anxiety involved with making a scene, but that's not really important. Well not in the grand scheme of things, like your partner pokemon having a mental breakdown. As a Hex Maniac, you are no stranger to pain, look at the curse you did to Mimikyu.

"Hey Gremlin! Calm down." You start loud to get his attention before you lower your voice. "There's no fight, there's just me. We don't have to make dolls, you don't have to do anything." You reach and pry Gremlin off your head, a few fistfuls of hair coming off with him. "You aren't in trouble."

Gremlin twitches, his limbs flailing but eventually he droops, either from exhaustion, or because you got through to him, or because he exhausted himself to the point where he was stuck listening to you.

You give Gremlin a hug, which he returns, and someone in the class gags. And that's fine, he's on the hit list with that other...

Wait... ITS THE SAME GUY

THAT WEIRDO WHO WAS STARING AT YOU AT THE ENTRANCE CEREMONY?

The bell rings before you decide if you have a 2 strike rule.

You head to your next class, which is... outside!

Despite being outside in the exercise yard, your teacher is still sitting down, the man leisurely resting on a weird reptile bicycle abomination, ass on the grass and back on back of the equally lazy lizard.

"Howdy." He tips his hat. "Name's Carl." He looks up at the sky. "My job is Wilderness Economics." He scratches the back of his neck. "That's mostly route ethics, berries, pokemon raising and breeding..." He gives a smile. "Mostly the kinda things travellers gotta do. And if you can't find a job with your records, well I imagine a lot of you are going to end up Chasers like me and mine." He gives a genival smile. "But it ain't all bad, while Miror is the fella who hands you your starters, I am the one who lets you go out and catch." He gestures to the field, which in this case was a quarry of rocks and hammers. "Right here in the Gravel Grave are plenty of rock types. And I have plenty of pokeballs to lend out... but you have to show me whatever you catch, so i can see if you deserve to keep it." He yawns. "Got to make sure everyone's playing nice and playing fair. This is rehabilitation so if you start using nets or undue violence on the pokemon we trusting you with then well, you don't get to keep them."

"Happy hunting."

Huh... some slack Teachers here... or wardens you guess.

...still, this isn't so bad. You could FAKE catching Mimikyu here, go for a third pokemon... or just, head outside of Carl's sight and ditch class, you get the feeling he doesn't care.

>Go catch some pokemon
>""Catch"" Mimikyu
>Go exploring some more, who cares about a lame quarry
>Find that kid and beat him up
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>>5493808
>""Catch"" Mimikyu
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>>5493808
>""Catch"" Mimikyu
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>>5493808
>>Go catch some pokemon
Showing that we have mimikyu would be a horrible idea because it would tip off the group after us that we have them on our side, best keep the ace in the hole for later.
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Im going to bed, have fun everyone with your votes.

Fun fact Carl was in the original hex maniac quest.
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>>5493808
>Go catch some pokemon
I mean, Mimikyu isn’t rock-type so it’d be a little weirder than normal to turn up with one here.

I’m waiting for the inevitable gym class where Gurke has to actually work out. Can’t imagine her as the running type of girl, so I expect pain.
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>>5493808
>Go catch some pokemon
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>Go catch some pokemon
maybe we can find a Glimmora
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>>5493858
He was
Wonder if he got put in the slammer for trying to steal mons like before
>catch some Pokemon
We can probably just say that we got Mimi a different way. Unless there's a registration system why wouldn't anyone believe us?
>Beat up that kid from earlier if we see him
>Don't actually though, just use it as an excuse to make them feel guilty and join our team
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Alright everyone, lets go SPELUNKING!
D100 SPELUNK ROLL
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5494626
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How yeah, random pokemon encounter rules.

Critfail= Something too big to beat, or a injury
>20=A trainer
30-60= a normal low level pokemon like geodude or ratata
60-80=A Rare pokemon like a dragon
80-99= Select one of 3 options to pick for your pokemon (Vague names)
100=shiny.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5494137
More rolls? Just one? I’ll roll anyway.
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>>5494640
More rolls yes, same rules as before really
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Options:

>Paldean Steel
>Alolahan Ground
>Galarian Rock
>Honenn Ground
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>>5494656
>Paldean Steel
Because it made me think of Coldsteel the Hedgehog for some reason and that gets a smirk over the rest.

It also looks like “Paladin Steel” if I squint hard enough, which would help us get along with Ppanny.

Those are my reasons and I’m sticking with them.
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>>5494656
>Alolahan Ground
Maybe we can convince the others about Mimikyu if we have another Alolan pokemon.
Also the chance we can get an Alolan Marowark is too good to pass up.
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>>5494656
>>5494671
I’m a punk and didn’t mean it. I’ll switch to backing this for having a legit reason.
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>>5494656
>Alolahan Ground
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>>5494656
>>Honenn Ground
It's a trapinch, baltoy, or numel.
Flygon is cool, claydol is on brand, and camerupt can mega evolve
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5494626
>>5494656
>Galarian Rock
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>>5494656
I'll vote
>Alolahan Ground
To move things along
Also hoping for Cubone and an exceptionally terrifying and gut wrenching story to go with it like >>5494671 suggested
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>>5494690
>Honenn Ground
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

Also, Rollin cause I want Glimmora
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Excuse me everyone, I have a public service announcement.

I apologize fo rhte delay, I have... a cold.

It is also my regret to inform you that... Cubone isn't from Alola, and Marowhack is a fire/ghost type. Alolan cubones are not found in the Gravel Pits, that would be the Trash Incinerator.

I will give you till i finish dinner to emergency evacuate to a different vote.
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>>5495736
I’ll switch to
>Honenn Ground
since it has the second-most votes.
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>>5495736
Ah that's a shame.So by process of elimination it'll either be Alolan Diglett, Mudsbray, or Sandygast (unless I'm forgetting something again). It seems more logical that it'll be and Alolan Diglett/Dugtrio. I don't really know how to feel about that.
It's probably still smart to get an Alolan pokemon to cover for the Mimikyu we have.
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Incidentally should I have Orre regional forms? Y/n
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>>5495785
What do you mean? Will they have different types?
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Anyway you are... tied. Honenn vs Alola. Big fans of ground types though

>>5495794
Ye based on being prison animals or shadow energy and blah
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>>5495825
I’ll switch back to Alolahan Ground to speed things along and solidify my current position as most noncommittal voter.
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>>5495825
Just for the sake of your sanity for having to make a bunch of new forms and needing to make sure their typings and other stuff they all need to tie in the greater lore, I'll vote against it.
But if it's not that big of a deal then sure, why not?

>>5495830
Ah I was planning to change to Hoenn after thinking about it for a bit.
I mean I still will if someone else changes to it too.
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>>5495843
fine i just finished writing the sandyghast encounter but i guess we are going with plan b
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>>5495846
You know what, its fine either way. Sandyghast is cool, I'll stick with my first vote just to move things along.
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You march into the gravel pits, sure you can't show off Mimikyu in a "Cave", but you can just train with Mimikyu on the sly, if Faba was using Mimikyu to make shadow pokemon you are sure there are plenty of tricks the little rag has.

You mark past hills, past people, until you find a nook, a pile of full rock pillars that have organized themselves into a small shelter.

You peek your head in, sand dribbling from the top of the shelter and you see.. a small red shovel.

You immediately scoot away from the sand dropping down, ball at the ready as the sand pile starts to form a mound.

A mound with a hole in the center, and to yellow eyes.

"Gha!!!!" Sandygast waves its small nubby hands at you, the shovel atop it's head like a toothpick through a olive (Albeit a living one?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_gm_mfelI

You are in combat!

The sand seems to shift aroung the Sandygast and you see sharp spikes in the sand. Perhaps a boobytrap? Or a weapon the Sandygast uses?

>Send out Mimikyu!
>Send out Gremlin
>Send out... yourself! You cursed Mimikyu you can speak ghost
>Send out... your tail end! Run away! Your surronded by sand!
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>>5495851
>Send out... yourself! You cursed Mimikyu you can speak ghost
This could either go really well or really badly.
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>>5495851
>Send out... yourself! You cursed Mimikyu you can speak ghost
Let’s do the dumb thing.
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>>5495851
>>Send out... yourself! You cursed Mimikyu you can speak ghost
Going Ghost!
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>>5495858
>>5495863
>>5495870
D100! Hex mania rolls to kickstart combat!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5495905
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5495905
>Hex Mania
OH YEAHHHHH!
Shame we’re ghost and not fighting.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5495905
Let's GO!
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Writing the 84
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Alright, you are a big girl. Well your bigger then a pile of sand. And you've beaten a pokemon before... you think you can beat this one.

Besides Planchett had some points, muddied as they are by their nonsense. It probbably is important to make sure not to press your pokemon to do things you aren't willing to do yourself, especially in prison. You need to show people why they put you in charge in the first place.

You roll up your sleeves. "Okay Sandygast, your coming with..." Theres a sudden explosion near your sand as something is launched at you.

With your quick reflexes you toss a straw doll at the shape, a bundle of briars wrapping around the shape as you dodge it.

The ball breaks, revealling a slightly scraped and upset Trapinch.

That was what the orange trash was... this Sandygast was working with the Trappinch to assist in its trapabillity!

Actual pokemon teamwork! Wow. Usually pokemon don't get along with other types without a trainer or a even bigger pokemon somewhere.

>Focus on Trapinch
>Focus on Sandygast
>Send out Gremlin to cover you as you focus on Sandygast/Trapinch
>Send out Mimikyu to cover you as you focus on Sandygast/Trapinch
>Go for the red shovel, it should try to posses you... but you can overpower it and posses IT instead! That sounds safe!
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>>5496055
>Send out Mimikyu to cover you as you focus on Sandygast/Trapinch
Huh, cool.
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>>5496055
>>Go for the red shovel, it should try to posses you... but you can overpower it and posses IT instead! That sounds safe!
Dumbest Idea yet!
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>>5495785
>Y

>>5496055
>Send out Gremlin to cover you as you focus on Sandygast
>Go for the red shovel, it should try to posses you... but you can overpower it and posses IT instead! That sounds safe!
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>>5496063
Change my vote to this >>5496065
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>>5496065
>>5496063
The expected d100
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5496115
Time to get possessed!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5496115
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5496115
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>>5496130
Shout out to this guy who didn't show up this entire "Day" but swoops in to save your immortal soul from a sandcastle.

Writing
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You toss your pokeball behind you. "Gremlin! Hold the Trapinch back! I'm going for the gast!"

Gremlin gives a Im of affirmation, immediately grappling with the biter as you leap forward, grabbing at the Sandygast's shovel.

Your eyes glow, so does Sandygasts. And for a bit your eyes go blank.

~~~~~
Your name is Sandygast! You don't have a name but you suspect soon it will be Gurie Niamic! That seems to be the lady to touched your sand.

You've never been that satisfied with being a small time sand pit. You want to be a castle! A Kingdom! A honcho! So far, the only recruit you've had is Trapinch, who agreed to be the Dragon to your Tower, you are a team now.

But with a trainer! A real Trainer on your heel everything's going to go aces! You can command from behind the scenes, catching a crew, making moves... you are in the big leagues...

Well.. you think. It's dark. So dark.

You see a shift, you cant see the color, but you see movement, the darkness, is moving, shifting, breathing... your in the coils of something... And then... it looks at you.

Hello there sir. You are interfering with what's mine. The darkness becomes overbearing, oppresive, a wave crashing down and scattering your mind to the winds.

Heel.
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>>5496170
Well, I have been playing from different devices while going around the city.

>>5496183
It's nice to know we have such an ominous force looking out for us.
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Oh hey... that sure was easy!

You are Gurie and now you have a shovel. You move the shovel around and the sand guides to you like a magic wand, docile instruments to your conductor baton... but also this seems mean? Like you are sure Sandygast really likes his shovel... or is the shovel? You aren't sure.

However this does feel a smidge like you are bullying the poor pokemon, which is far from what you intended. You press the shovel against the ball, and sand whooshes into your safari ball along with the shovel.

There isn't even a shake, you just get the Sandygast!

You turn to Gremlin and Trapinch, the latter of whom seems to be in shock, and the former of which is... not paying attention, far too busy giving Trapinch a noogie.

Which isnt a Move, that's just a taunt, so... major progress with Gremlin! You think he might be ready for that ritual even.

Things are going great! You should touch things more often.

>Okay Gremlin, lets catch this pokemon!
>Okay gremlin, time for fighting practice!


Pick a move:
>Swagger
>Shadow Prank
>Reflect
>Thunderwave (Wouldnt work trapinch is ground)
>Try to make up a move or try a new one here and see if you can learn it on the fly!
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>>5496194
Man I only have 2 options there, I cant post on a phone. I would love to, it would make "roll d100" a lot easier to post.
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>>5496195
>Okay Gremlin, let's catch this pokemon!

Man, none of these moves are that good for our purposes, and I don't have a creative mind

>Swagger
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>>5496195
>Okay Gremlin, lets catch this pokemon!
Double catch, yeah!

>Try to make up a move or try a new one here and see if you can learn it on the fly!
>Suplex
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>>5496201
you can either switch out, try a new move, or try some weird off the wall third position.
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>MynameIsMimkyu uses rest!
>Its very effective
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>>5496246
Night Mimi.
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>>5496195
>Okay Gremlin, time for fighting practice!
>Try to make up a move or try a new one here and see if you can learn it on the fly!
>Suplex

>>5496246
Sleep tight, QM.
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>>5496195
>Hey Sandyghast, want your friend to come with us? I'd love to have the both of you!
I know I'm late but I still like negotiating mons onto our team. Seems more fun to me.
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>>5496356
Support, Get the dragon back to it's castle.
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>>5496195
>Okay Gremlin, lets catch this pokemon!
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>>5496356
>>5496498
Although i'd start negociating first
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>>5496195
I’ll back negotiating first, followed by attacking.
>Hey Trapinch. It’s a dangerous world out there. You’d be better off with a girl like me keeping all the creeps off you.
Because this doesn’t sound creepy or threatening at all!
If it doesn’t work,
>Suplex
since Gremlin is already in prime position for one given the noogie. Hopefully he figures it out.
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Okay so i see "Get sandygast to get trapinch on your side"

Roll a d100 for intimidation
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5497002
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5497002
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5497002
Rollin’
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5497002
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5497002
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5497002
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>>5497042
writing

>>5497008
1 point away from Sandygast screaming "Save your self"
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>>5497049
Save ourself from what? Silly Sandyghast, there’s no monsters around here!
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You decide that, since you are on such a streak with this feeling thing that maybe you can nonviolently pacify Trapinch too!

You are pretty sure that what you did last time counts as nonviolent! At least!

In fact Sandygast has been so nice you think they can convince Trapinch this is all a silly misunderstanding. You aren't here to CAPTURE them, or are some putz to be jumped. They should think of this as... mandatory service! It'll teach them lifeskills and stuff.

You toss the green safari ball and Sandygast shows up, its black eyes blinking in confusion. You give a big ole winning smile. "Go on Sandygast, convince your friend that this is a big misunderstanding. I am not scary."

The sand mound seems to stare at you, though sand doesn't really blink. Perhaps it misheard?

"Ahem, Sandygast, I said I am not scary, right?" The Gast nods frantically at that.

"Good, now tell your friend that."

Sandygast slides (or maybe it runs with thousands of tiny sand feat? You don't know, its quite speedy though) towards Trapinch, wraping a little sandy nub around its neck. The mound begains to whisper conspiratorially to the Trapinch.

"Gas gas..." The Sandygast says as Trapinch nods.

The two of you turn and nod. "Gas!" Sandygast says proudly as Trapinch nods.

You got two pokemon!

1/3
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>>5497082
You are Sandygast

You heard the story already! You aren't like these other floozys. You have plans! You want to be a big shot in Pokemon Crime! Just like that Malamar!

And while you werent gonna truck with some two bit jailbird trainer before... this dame is the real deal! She got moxie, more then she knows, she's gonna be a big shot.

And your gonna ride that rocket right outta this gravel pit and into the big leagues! Your gonna wheel and deal in that giant shadow she casts, making moves and when she puts you snug in her pc for whatever legendary or dragon she catches... That's when you make your break for it, operating solo when she no longer pays attention to what you are doing. Or maybe she'll crash and you'll take up her ashes for her. You are a wise guy and you can improvise. All you know is the girl's money, and your gonna be rolling in it

>Name Sandygast
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>>5497106
Sand Giovese
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You is Trapinch. You have no name.

Sandygast really smart. You are not. You dont WANT to be smart. You want to be STRONG, weak people trick and lie to get small slice of pie, YOU WANT ALL PIE! Be big dragon! Make your own wishes true! Not have to kiss up, or grovel, or take it! No matter WHAT that it is!

But... you little. Small.

So you ask friend Sandygast to help. He evolve to big castle, you evolve to big dragon, you make big kingdom. He make plans, you hench. You are fine taking orders, so long as you get to agree if you do them. A made man is not their own man. Nuance.

That nuance mean you have to work for scary lady. You not sure why. Sandygast say shes a big shot, but... you are short, so you aren't sure what counts as big, everything big to you. Maybe lady huge?

But Sandygast did get shovel taken, so maybe girl bigger fish then you. She do look dragon, a little. Maybe you getting replaced? Maybe you getting teacher?

You kinda worried but you trust sandygast, he nicer then he think.

>Name Sandygast
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You are Gurie, and you are heading back to Warden Carl.

Carl looks at your now 3 ball belt (Your still hiding Mimikyu in a doll) and grins. "Well reckon you got a big haul there. Lucky gal."

"Yeah." You nod. "Thing's really are going well so far."

"Really now... well." He tilts his hat to some of the other students running amonk, digging through the gravel, fighting pokemon. "If you are so sure, I reckon shaking the stone dust off your catches with some test battles. If you are confident."

>You are! Time to beat up that nerd
>You are! Time to challenge someone to a fight! Hopefully someone more normal then Planny or B are
>You... aren't! Time to go look for more pokemon
>You are VERY confident! Challenge Carl!
>Write in
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>>5497106
If male
>Sandman
If female
>Sandy

>>5497113
>Jabberwocky (Jabber or Wocky for short)

>>5497117
>You are! Time to beat up that nerd
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>>5497117
You… aren’t confident, but you learn more from failure than success. Challenge Carl!
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Imma wait for more votes because you know! Nick names are important
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>>5497134
I’ll back these nicknames due to a personal lack of creativity.
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>>5497209
Its not that, its just that pokemon are a big deal! Well new ones are.

So i want more then 2 and a half votes if possible.
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>>5497134
Supporting these Sandyghast nicknames.

>>5497113
For Trapinch I think "Jaws" or would be nice
If we want to do some big brain stuff with the fact 'Trap' is in their name, then I suggest "Net" or "Peel" (as in 'Banana Peel').
Then of course there's their evos, so "Jabberwocky" isn't too bad either...
I kind of like the situation we found them in as well though, so "Goon" would be pretty cool.
I vote for "Goon", but if any other Anons think these other names are better I'll support them, otherwise I'll just support "Jabberwocky" to move things along
(Also you said
>name Sandyghast
Twice qm)

>>5497117
>Beat up that nerd

Nice flavor in these posts mimi
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>>5497106
>Mentsch

>>5497113
>Hench

>>5497117
>You… aren’t confident, but you learn more from failure than success. Challenge Carl!
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>>5497300
>Mentsch

B-bro? Jewish Sandygast?
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>>5496183
Oh boy its the best shadow snake.

>>5497117
>You are! Time to challenge someone to a fight! Hopefully someone more normal then Planny or B are

Also nice to see you are back Mimi.
ps: i hate captcha
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>>5497300
I'll support Hench

>>5497134
Still supporting Sandman though
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>>5497287
>Goon
>Jaws
Pretty good names! I was going with Jabberwocky since Gurie is doing the whole princess part. I just thought the theme would be nice, with Sandygast as her castle and (everntually) Flygon as her dragon.
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>>5497106
Sanders
>>5497113
Trapuccino
>>5497117
>You are! Time to beat up that nerd
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Okay Nerd smash time!
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Alright everyone, its a tie on trapinch, and I no longer have a right to bitch "oh we need more votes" so final jeopordy

>Jabberwocky
>Hench

Either way im updating.

Also Sandman gets it easy
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>>5497331
>final jeopardy
Huh? Well I'll stick with Jabberwocky if that's what you mean.
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You pocket Sandman's ball. As you think... and eventually you smile. "You know what Warden, you are right!" You march into the pit again. Time to get a revenge you have been silently stewing in for 2... days!

That's a long time for you, as a princess (not that you are a princess you just have a rich dad its different) you usually resolve what few grudges you have pretty quickly.

You make eyes with the man who stared at you in orientation, the one who laughed at your bonding moment with Gremlin. The man who...

Actually that was sort of it, but you are facing down Neo Rocket! You have to train and you might as well train on a nuisance as opposed to a stranger! Besides you know he joined the prison on the same bus as you, so he can't have really gotten a level advantage on you (unless he's got a sugar daddy).

You stare down your target, a blonde haired Second Chancer gambler with a tendency to rough house and load the dice. A con man, a low risk ponzi practitioner. Someone who breaks wallets more then bones.

But... hmmm.

It's not like you AREN'T going to fight him, but you climbed this pile with the plan you were going to jump down and challenge him in a cool intimidating pose... but its pretty high up. And maybe you could just... jump him?

>Use Sandman to manipulate the dirt and descend down super cool like and challenge this Chad Hancock fellow.
>Jump down, pose, battle (d100 athletics and social)
>Jump him, throw gremlin out and get a suckerpunch in before the fight starts... metaphorically, your just gonna use reflects to box him in
>This is silly! Climb down before you hurt yourself, walk over, and challenge him
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>>5497345
>This is silly! Climb down before you hurt yourself, walk over, and challenge him
Doing the not silly thing could be a good change of pace, but all of these choices are cool.
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>>5497345
>Jump down, pose, battle (d100 athletics and social)

I refused to back down from any chance for things to go comically wrong.
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>>5497345
>Use Sandman to manipulate the dirt and descend down super cool like and challenge this Chad Hancock fellow.
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>>5497345
Too many good choices
>>5497350
>>5497367
Both at the same time
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>>5497345
>>Jump down, pose, battle (d100 athletics and social)
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While im glad everyone is very excited, im going to bed.

Roll me a d100 because it seems jump won

Oh as a aside. Because of the unique way you got sandman on your side, you can use him the same way Planny uses Squire Chop. Aka you can send him out, and grab his shovel to control ground and ghost attacks, giving him extra juice as Sandman becomes your wand.

As Sandman is by far your most... proactive pokemon I expect Gurie and Sandman to have a interesting dynamic.
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>>5497345
>Use Sandman to manipulate the dirt and descend down super cool like and challenge this Chad Hancock fellow.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5497389
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5497389
That's a pretty neat way for her to use her powers, desu
Also goodnight Mimi.

>>5497396
Ah crap, Gurie just faceplanted didn't she?
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>>5497399
let's pray for 96 anon to come
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5497389
Rolling.

>>5497402
Praying.
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>>5497423
Heeeeyyyy, lucky number 7!
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

Fug :DDDDDD
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>>5497389
Flop time!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5497389
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5497433
Oh great I forgot to roll
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5497389
Whelp, we’re probably breaking a leg.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

I've decided that Gurie has inherited some of Stanley Parble's nature, including a complete inability to land an entrance.
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>>5497447
She is unfortunately lacking Stanley’s ability to drink the BONE MARROW of her enemies to heal.

Although I could be wrong. She hasn’t tried yet.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

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>>5497441
Taking 'hope you break a leg' to a whole nother level

>>5497473
So close to a 95
The dice gods are a cruel bunch.
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>>5497454
Well, maybe with THAT attitude she is.
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Oh my~
Writing time.
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You can do this! You can do this! Go big or go- Ahhh

The pile starts to collapse under your feet. You fall! You're ass bumps into pebbles which tumble, down, your back is scraped, scratched, and your uniform tears, until midway the mound meets a particurally sturdy rock that stops it's momentum... but not yours.
Your body rolls forward, you throw your hands up in time and push out, getting into a awkward cartwheel as per your mother's training. You land on your feet, slip, and your face finally meets dirt.

Things are spinning, which is strange because your eyes are closed.

"Hey, girlie?" You hear a voice above as your target nears you. "You okay? Your back looks like a domestic."

There are laughs until someone goes. "Wait... Thats the girl! The one with the money!"

"Eh? The bounty babe?" You look up at the confused face of your mark. "Nah, can't be. She's supposed to be some elite palooka, right, what she doing playing bramblin buddy?"

Rude!

>You can recover from this! D100!!!!
>Cry
>That's me...
>I-i was pushed!
>Write in
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>>5498493
>Cry
>Call them perverts
This isn't fair, we're supposed to be a princess!
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>>5498493
>Empty all your pokeballs
>Get vengeance
Don’t be sad. Be mad!

Though I am tempted to call them perverts…
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>>5498493
>Cry
>Call them perverts
>Get vengeance
Challenge that big old jerk who made fun of us to a POKEMON BATTLE to regain our honor!
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>>5498493
>”…Your back looks like a domestic."
A what now ?
>>5498537
>Support
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>>5498493
>>5498636
Supporting, much better than what I was thinking.

>>5498537
This is cool, but I'm worried all the other guys will take out all their pokemon too and we'll be overrun.
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Tie!
Whatever breaks, a d100 for reasons you may find out!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5498671
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5498671
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>>5498636
Support!
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>>5498671
Rollin’… except not really. I’m not running the risk of another critfail with a 92 in play.
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Alright, im in my jammies, i drank my nyquil, but i feel like we havent done much today so LAST MINUTE UPDATE! can i drop the biggest opening battle before i pass out?? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You look up, sniffling at the people staring at you, your dress is wet, your kinda cold, and everyone's laughing at you. So you do the only thing you can do.

You lose it.

"It's not fair!" You pound the floor. "I AM A PRINCESS DAMNIT! I SHOULDN'T BE IN PRISON WITH A BUNCHA PERVERTS!! STARING AT ME, CALLING ME NAMES! I, I" The world swims, as you stand up and wow that HURT, its like you drank booze but with your back, it burns and is sick and hurts. You stumble a bit but your not tripping again.

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" You point at Chad, eyes as red as your cheeks. "I... I... I WONT FORGIVE YOU!!!"

"Forgive who? For what?" Chad backs up.

"SHUT UP!! WE ARE FIGHTING NOW!" You throw a pokeball, clocking the offensive gambler in his stupid fucking face. Gremlin pops out. "Gremlin! Reflect!"

"Im!" Your pokemon cackles as white walls shimmer then vanish around the two of you, the pair of you boxed in by the walls.

"Your crazy lady! You need a shrink and a nurse." The man rubs his skull. "But fuck it, I am cashing in that bounty!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEgqjyziloo

>Lead with Gremlin and Sandman
>Lead with Gremlin and Jabberwocky
>Lead with Jabberwocky and Sandman
>You are EXTRA MAD Mimikyy and Gremlin!
>You are EXTRA EXTRA MAD Gurie and Sandman
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>>5498747
>Lead with Gremlin and Sandman
Mimikyu is in reserve.
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>>5498747
>Lead with Gremlin and Sandman
We can use Sandman's shovel if things go badly. Or we can try to at least.

From your last post you're probably going to sleep, so good night!
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>>5498753
>Support
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>>5498747
Wanted to do Jabba and Sand, but I'll just support
>>5498753
We'll see if Mimi even needs to come out
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>>5498747
>You are EXTRA EXTRA MAD Gurie and Sandman
Maybe we can also learn how to Psycho Cut with a shovel.
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Im back from dinner!!!! Writing time!
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You toss Sandman out. "Gremlin, Sandman! KILL HIM!"

Everyone stares at you as Gremlin leaps up. "METAPHORICALLY GREMLIN!!!"

Gremlin forms a reflect in the air and jumps away from his trajectory, sparing Chad's throat.

"Alright you crazy bitch, get ready to get a real lesson in the school of hard knocks." The man tosses two pokemon out and in a flash appears...

PORYGON AND DRATINI?!?

"Hey how did you get THOSE?" You point at Dratini. "They are super rare!"

"Hey shut up!" Chad snaps back. "I made some good deals okay? Some folks aren't as good at cards as they think here."

Well... to be fair... those are kinda shitty pokemon. You think you can win, if something whacky and unexpected doesn't happen.

>ATTACK! Full offense on Dratini! You are strong against it! BULLY IT!!!
>DEFENSE!!!! You are a stall kinda girl, Reflect and... something that Sandygast can do you arent sure.
>Write in!!!! You arent sure what sandygast can do!

Gremlin knows
Shadow Trick (Seemingly a shadowy fairy attack)
Swagger
Thunderwave
Reflect

Sandman knows the meaning of fear.
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>>5499686
>ATTACK! Full offense on Dratini! You are strong against it! BULLY IT!!!
Make Sandman use his sand for something if we can't figure anything out.
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>>5499686
>Write in!!!! You arent sure what sandygast can do!
From what I’m seeing, Astonish is something Sandyghast learns gia level up, and it involves a startling scream/shout. Given what he’s seen, I think that’s a very natural move for him at this moment.
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>>5499715
Well what is gremlin doing and who is the astonish hitting?

Astonish isnt just yelling loudly its running up to someones face and going Boo! so its a 1 target move.
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>>5499716
Ugh. I was hoping others would figure that out for me. I’m the dumbass who beat Brock with solo Pikachu back in Yellow. The last game I beat.

>Shadow trick on Dratini (Dragon weak to fairy from what I see)
>Astonish on Dratini to pile the damage + flinch chance.

Alternately, if anyone knows of a move that Sandyghast could use to share his terror from his meeting with the thing claimed our soul or whatever, I’m all for that.
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>>5499749
I support this course of action.

>>5499686
>Shadow trick on Dratini
>Astonish on Dratini to pile the damage + flinch chance.
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>>5499761
>>5499749
2d100s, left is gremlin, right is sandygast

Note your hoping for astonish you havent confirmed it
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Rolled 23, 57 = 80 (2d100)

>>5499799
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Rolled 30, 88 = 118 (2d100)

>>5499799
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Rolled 21, 12 = 33 (2d100)

>>5499799
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Rolled 12, 30 = 42 (2d100)

>>5499799
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Gremlin bros...
Im gonna wait for tommorrow, for gremlins sake.
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Rolled 89, 47 = 136 (2d100)

>>5499799
Rollin’
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guess ill update today! 89 and 88s aint i great!

writing time.
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>>5499889
You saved us.
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>>5499889
Thank you gamer
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You arent sure what Dratini or Porygon is capable of, but you know fairy types beat Dragon, so maybe if you put the hurt down early you can get a early win.

"Attack the Dratini!" You point and they obey.

Sandman rushes forward, sliding along the gravelly dirt and jumoing in front of Dratini's face.

The Dragon stumbles back, astonished, as the shadowy punch of Gremlin hits them right in the flinch.

"Gh...." Chad curses as Dratini flinches, unable to do their move.... "Stick to the plan! Slots, Magic Coat!"

The Porygons skin glows glossy and expands. Magic Coat lets Porygon bounce most status moves off its shell. So if you try to use thunderwave... itll bounce off...

Which would be good, if he knew you liked to use thunderwave... but he shouldn't... and if he got favor from Miror B to get that tip... B would have also had to admit you beat him... Probbably.

He must have something up his sleeve... or just is a defensive guy... Though his dratini doesnt seem to feel that way.

>Just keep wailing on Dratini, this time with a different move from Sandman
>Do the stunlock again! Astonish and punch combo!
>Go defensive, with reflect and other moves, if Chad's planning for the long haul you should to.
>Write in

It occurs to you chad can have 3 or more pokemon, like you.
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>>5499921
>Sic Sandman (with a non-status move) on Porygon
>Gremlin, stay on Dratini
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>>5499921
>>5499927
Support.
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>>5499921
Ah, I found the move that fits! Sandyghast can learn Confide, and share a secret he learned to lower the Sp Atk of a pokemon.

If he didn’t know it before, he learned it after we captured him.

Maybe next time.

Backing >>5499927. Maybe Sandyghast knows Sand Tomb and can bind the Porygon?
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>>5499927
>+1
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>>5499927
Support
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>>5499927
2d100
careful, just cause you roll good doesnt mean the villians didnt roll well
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Rolled 35, 84 = 119 (2d100)

>>5500260
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Rolled 79, 32 = 111 (2d100)

>>5500260
Cheating is always an option. If it gets bad enough, we can just curse his pokemon from the sidelines. Or try to, at least.
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Rolled 78, 37 = 115 (2d100)

>>5500260
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5500260
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5500306
oops
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Rolled 82, 87 = 169 (2d100)

>>5500260
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>>5500385
Okay 5 rolls is enough, and i was sleepy and shouldve updated a long time ago.

Updating now.
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You direct your team to diversify their violence, Sandygast is gonna focus on Porygon while Gremlin stays on dratini.

While Gremlin is fast, this time Dratini outspeeds you, and gives a loud shrill shriek, not disimillar from Shadowpanic, just, less noxious to your throat.

The Supersonic hits, not your pokemon but.... Porygon! where the coat reflects the rhythm. The strange triangles of the duck pokemon spin as the cyberpokemon uses itself as a tuning fork... and bounces the sonic attack at BOTH your pokemon!

Gremlin and Sandman are both confused, though Gremlin pushes through and smashes Porygon with another shadowy prank.

You see the Dratini take out a small spray bottle, and the bruised and battered pokemon sprays its own nubbly bubble mouth with the Throat Spray.

Sandman also powers through the confusion and spits out a small tornado of dust and gravel from its mouth, trapping the Porygon in a sand tomb.

That Porygon wont be able to escape the desert whirlpool, pinned down as the sand scraps at its shiny coat. Which gives you the great chance to line up a big hit.

But Dratini may try one as well, not that it has much else going for it.


>Just keep wailing on Dratini, this time with a different move from Sandman
>Do the stunlock again! Astonish and punch combo!
>Go defensive, with reflect and other moves, if Chad's planning for the long haul you should to.
>Write in

"Ye! Just like I taught ya Slots an Penny, chip em down!" Chad seems pretty excited for a guy whose losing.
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>>5500490
>Do the stunlock again! Astonish and punch combo!
Dratini set up, it's too dangeous to let him alive
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>>5500490
>Do the stunlock again! Astonish and punch combo!
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>>5500490
>Do the stunlock again! Astonish and punch combo!
I'm imagining Chad with the abridged Joey voice
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>>5500507
>>5500505
>>5500496
Dice
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5500531
dice
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>>5500531
Two for this Right?
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>>5500535
ill allow it
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Rolled 49, 55 = 104 (2d100)

>>5500531
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Rolled 67, 43 = 110 (2d100)

>>5500531
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Guess a 74, 55 is all we get. Writing
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>>5500531
Damn. Got distracted by real life.
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You decide the best thing to do is hit the double stun. And so you think it so it is.

Sandman quickly runs up and hits astonish! Startling Dratini... but this time it already saw that trick.

Dratini's tail glows purple and it smashs into Gremlins face, your partner gives a cry of shock before grabbing Dratini and throwing the dragon into a wall.

"Slots" bounces off the rock and coils around herself, unconcious as Gremlin runs a hand through its face, trying to wipe off the goo of the poison tail.

"Ya did good Slots", Chad says returning the dratini into her ball, he then takes out a Premier Safari ball (Why do we have those?). "Finish em Jackpot!"

A... box falls into the arena from the ball, a little chest filled with coins and... a tiny ghost thing.

"Gim!" The pokemon looks very determined.

Penny the Porygon's color suddenly changes. It is now grey.
>You know the drill!
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>>5500620
Switch dance partners! Have Sandman use a ghost type move (hopefully) on the Nupokemon (Gimmeghost, is it?), while Gremlin goes to town with offensive moves on Porygon.
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>>5500620
Looks like it’s ability would raise its speed if we hit it with a ghost move.

I’ll go
>Sand Tomb and Thunderwave on Gim.

Lock this asshole down even further.
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>>5500628
Porygon has lower defense, so I'll go with this
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>>5500628
>>5500686
Dice!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5500712
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Rolled 31, 21 = 52 (2d100)

>>5500712
Two dice still, I assume. Gremlin and Sandyghast.
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Rolled 22, 76 = 98 (2d100)

>>5500712
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5500714
>>5500712
I'll roll for our other team member, then.
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Rolled 77, 95 = 172 (2d100)

>>5500712
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>>5500753
Sandyghast doing god’s work out here it seems.
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Rolled 13, 85 = 98 (2d100)

>>5500712
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Alright, Gremlin doesnt hit hard, Sandman crits. And I, write.
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"Switch up." You clap your hands as Sandygast moves towards Gimmighoul and Gremlin to porygon.

Gremlins claw collides, the shadow move striking the now steel hide of Porygon, normally your move would barely dent a steel type... but Shadow moves are supereffective to normal pokemon, and Porygon is not as afflicted as Gremlin is.

The cybernetic creature's head spins from the blow, and spins and spins and..crashes right into Gremlin.

Gremlin is sent flying from the devastating iron head, Porygons magic coat finally fading off. Fortunately Gremlin is scrappy, but so is Porygon, and its been whittling its time for a while...

Meanwhile Sandygast spits dark orbs through its sand hole at Gimmighoul who ducks inside its chest. The Hex crashes into Gimmighoul and sends it carting away, but Gimmighoul is fresh and recovers.

Then the chest pops open and you see... a doll inside.

Gimmighoul may be realing, but its also cowering behind a subsitute... could it be?

Is Chad... also a stall user?

>If hes stalling you need to go faster! Both attack Gimmighoul, break the doll and break the ghoul in one joint two hit attack!
>Focus on Porygon!
>Back off! Coats gone, nows your chance to use thunderwave and reflects and any status move sandman has! You can set up while theres time!
>Write in
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>>5500822
>If hes stalling you need to go faster! Both attack Gimmighoul, break the doll and break the ghoul in one joint two hit attack!
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>>5500822
>If hes stalling you need to go faster! Both attack Gimmighoul, break the doll and break the ghoul in one joint two hit attack!
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>>5500822
>Swagger Gimmighoul.
It’s not a phys attacker and confusion would offset the stall
>Sand Tomb Porygon
Looks like Porygon is Steel, so it’d be weak to Ground.
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>>5500822
>>If hes stalling you need to go faster! Both attack Gimmighoul, break the doll and break the ghoul in one joint two hit attack!
But do as
>>5500850
said and switch up
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>>5500850
Sounds like you win and I go to bed!
Roll times!
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>>5500850
Supporting!

>>5500822
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5500921
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Rolled 50, 96 = 146 (2d100)

>>5500921
More rolling!
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Rolled 99, 100 = 199 (2d100)

>>5500921
>>5500925
2d100 my dude, 2d100
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>>5500946
Gurie bros, we won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PHx-dZB7Fw
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>>5500946
I'm not tempting the dice gods by rolling again.
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>>5500946
What the fuck

Double crit (And nat 100) on Sandman
and a crit on Gremlin

and i guess im writing
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>>5500965
Is it too late to rename Sandman to Oberon? He’s getting a lot of crits right now.
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"Alright finish this fast!" You direct Gremlin to Porygon. "Swagger Penny!"

Gremlin moves like lightning, his prankster letting him move before anyone else. He rears his head back and spits his tongue out, making the most aggravating face he can.

And it works! Porygon is enraged! Sputtering mad, and its spin strikes itself, Porygon goes wide, not damaging himself... but Gimmighoul!

Penny crashes into jackpot, the enhanced strenght causing the subsittue to break early! Lucky.

"Now! Sandman! Finish this!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpPOg0XphTg

Sandmans eyes go red as its mouth widens, a yawning cave from which blows a ill wind. Large gusts of sand exit the mouth, the grains glittering like glass. The superheated stone blasts Gimmieghoul.

The ghost pokemon is knocked aside, by scorching sands, burned by the devastating blow. Coins are scattered everywhere as the cest falls over, Gimmieghoul throwing a tantrum amongst its own winnings.

And then the burn damage hits and it falls unconscious.

"Whoa whoa hold on!" Chad backs up, worried. As he should be. Theres only one pokemon left, and its very confused. "You won! Congratulations! Now leave me alone!"

>No! This is a battle! We dont give up! Keep going
>Yeah fine, you won!
>Make him apologize! For... you arent SUPER sure but you can come up with ideas for things he should feel bad about
>Other demands
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>>5500991
>Make him apologize! For... you arent SUPER sure but you can come up with ideas for things he should feel bad about
He looked at us weird, like some sort of pervert! And he made fun of our back in that silly voice, and called us 'bramblin', whatever that means!
>Other demands
Losers fork over money after Pokemon battles! Give us something! Maybe... Dessert coupons?
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>>5500991
>Make him apologize first! For stalking you.
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>>5501004
+1
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>>5500991
>>Make him apologize! For... you arent SUPER sure but you can come up with ideas for things he should feel bad about
First, as everyone we met, he's a Pervert.
Second, is a cheater with ultra duper rare pokemons.
Third, he's been mean since day 1
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>>5500991
>APOGOLIZE
>Also you and your friends have to change allegiance to Team Lazy. Sorry! That's just the rule!
>They don't have to hang out with us or anything, we just gained respect from seeing them battle and want them in our corner
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I woke up! And did a buncha stuff but im here now.

I guess due to the crit you arent gonna need to roll on this bully, you just get it
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You hold your hand up, your a generous girl! A forgiving gal! You can let live...

You smirk, pointing a hand at Chad. "FIRST! APOLOGIZE!"

"...Nyeh?" Chad blinks confused. "Lady, I aint even done nuf-"

"APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A PERVERT! AND BEING MEAN AND USING SUPER RARE POKEMON!" You point at Porygon who floats innocently, staring at Gremlin who happily stares back. You aren't sure they are feuding, in love, or just like that. "Why do you even HAVE these pokemon your in a rock face! Where are the ground types!"

"I traded them!" He holds his hands up. 'I aint a pervert I am just good at cards!"

"NO! You are a pervert, you lost! Your cringe! And you owe me free desert!"

"... What no I'm not!"

You stomp your foot. "Yes! Or we keep battling!"

"Fine fine!" He gets to his knees. "I'm begging ya, crazy lady, I'm sorry, Im sorry my cards are too good and my mons too rare and..." He frowns. "Seriously lady? Are you sure your alright."

You glare. "Are you calling me crazy?"

"Um... er... look at ya back!" He sputters. "Porygon! Show her!"

Porygon gives some beeps and its head... flickers, turning into a screen.

Porygons can do that? I mean it is a cyber pokemon you guess it does weird things... and...

Oh wow.

Your back is like...

That's a LOT of red...

You turn to the gravel pit behind you, and the rocks are a bit redder, with scraps of your uniform between the rocks.

The adrenaline you were on starts to fade, fast...

You fall to a... sandy chair Sandman forms out of himself. Which is nice but the sand on blood stings.

"Lady, we gotta take you to the nurses!" Chad looks around worried.

>Okay... first thing you owe me, is you have to do that
>Don't worry, i can go myself!" (Gremlin, carry me)
>Sleepy time
>Write in
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>>5501515
>Pat Sandman (thanks for catching us Sandman)
>... Please take me to the nurse Chad (shell shocked)
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>>5501515
>Have him clear your way to the nurse. Gremlin can supervise, Sandman can carry us.
Gremlin and Chad to make sure people don’t see us in such a sorry state. As for Sandman carrying us, the pain will keep us alert. Or we’ll crash and not care about the sand in our back anyway.
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>>5501515
>>5501518
Supporting. Let's try not to get seriously injured.
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>>5501525
>>5501518
Alright seems this is in it to win it!
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"Yeah..." You pat Sandman, hes a good ally. You are glad you two came to a agreement. "I think the nurse will be good... Take me to Nimrah please..." Youre woozy, and Chad is confused.
"Nimrah?"

~~~~~

Chad picks you up... shockingly easily, and carries you over to the Nurse. "Yo, Noah, this chick tripped on some rocks."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzbhaAplo5s

Nimrah (oh yeah he has a cover name) rushes over, plucking you from him. "Thank you Chad. That will be all."

"Yeah no sweat." Chad runs off before you can threaten him some more. Coward.

Nimrah places some stinging salve on your back and covers it with some bandages. In a few hours you feel a bit better and... Nimrah hands you a replacement uniform so once you feel better you are no longer in bleeding rags.

And... you now have detention still... fiddles.

>Skip! You have intimidating to do!
>Skip you have Write in to do
>Fine go learn dance with Miror B again
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>>5501553
>Fine go learn dance with Miror B again
Learning the dance can be useful.
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>>5501553
>>Fine go learn dance with Miror B again
>Confront that pervert about wanting to be locked in a room with a Minor to make her perform moves
>Also, confront that pervert about shadow mons
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>>5501553
>Fine go learn dance with Miror B again
The sumo thing was useful. And it pays to have crim- er, perv- no that’s definitely not right, “legitimate business” connections within the prison.
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>>5501553
Back up
>Hey Nimrah, what happened when Planny dropped me off?
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>>5501553
>Fine go learn dance with Miror B again
But he has to go easy on us! We're hurt!
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>>5501553
>>5501588
Ah, good call. Planny had a weird reaction back then.
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>>5501553
Supporting asking Nimrah this >>5501588 too.
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>>5501553
>Fine go learn dance with Miror B again
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Alright looks like we arent confronting miror b and instead confronting dear Nimrah!

Lets gooo!
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>Back to the hospital scene

You lay, belly down with a back filled with salves and... well you arent sure you cant look behind you. But something has been bothering you for hours. "Nimrah... why did Planny faint when she say you?"

Nimrah paused his work and turn to you. "Who is she?"

"The one in the straight jacket? She fainted?" You raise a eyebrow. "How did you forget?"

"Ah yes, that, happens from time to time." He sighs, reaching into his jacket for a bright blue gem, he rolls it in his palm, examining its bright golden rings. Seems like a emblem of some sort. "You see, she is a psychic. And some times they have, the sight, they can see things about people."

That must be that "possision" and "Mark of the witch" she kept mentioning... but wait. "She didn't faint when she saw me? Why you? And you didn't tell me you were psychic."

"Well, I am not, I am not a hex maniac either, but I have some tricks, and she was exhausted. Maybe it simply pushed her too much?"

>Push further roll a d100
>Leave this be (No roll, dance time)
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5501655
>Push further roll a d100
Let's see where this leads too.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5501655
>Keep pushin
Let me ruin the nice crit
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5501655
>Push further roll a d100
mamma mia pomba
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Nimrah's about to teach us forbidden dark arts at this rate lmao
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>>5501655
Oh, I’ll add
>Mention we started a Team Lazy branch here.
Dad wanted to keep us out of the family business, ut now that we’re in jail we have no reason to be kept at a distance by Nimrah or the others.

Funny how that worked out.
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>>5501662
>>5501681
Noice
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im back from laundry!
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>>5501695
>>5501662
Support.

>>5501655
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You know what, with all that's happened, you deserve to know more.

It's not that you don't trust Nimrah, you don't think he's like... tricking you, its a little worse.

He's babying you.

Which isn't like, more evil, but its much more annoying to YOU to be sure. You arent a kid! You are in jail! There isn't like, a point in keeping your innocence or something.

"Nimrah..." You try to shake your head but you can't really move right now. "I am ALREADY in a nurses office, in a prison. Team Rocket is gunning for me, there are SHADOW POKEMON again." You sigh. "I think I can handle the truth, its not like anyone ELSE is pulling punches. What's REALLY going on."

Nimrah pauses his work again. You dont see a expression on his face. "You know I haven't lied right?"

"You aren't telling me the important part though." You groan, partially in pain. "You are my uncle, and your a mysterious foreigner who game to Orre five years ago and work with my dad's criminal organization. You scare the tar out of a psychic because what she saw freaked her out. I know you aren't evil. So what WAS it?"

"...It's not that she could not handle what she say." He turns to look at you. "It's that she could not understand it. Her brain popped a gasket trying.... It's nothing serious, she will recover, and remember the important bits, just not the bits she can not wrap her head around."

"Which is?"

"Gurie you are not a child." He shakes his head. "But you are psychic. A strong one. If I show you, anything, you will likely end up with no less a migraine then Planny. Do you want that?"

...Do you?

"Why can't you just tell me?" You question. "Something like 'yes Gurie I am actually a ghost. Boo.'"

"I am no ghost. But there are things that if I simply say, they are hard to believe, and harder to GET, people simplify, they brush off. They see a psychic and think "oh superpowers, very cool"." He scoffs. "Look at your knight friend, is what happened to her Cool? Is her madness a superpower? I can tell you, and you can dismiss or disbelieve. Or you suffer from the knowledge and the burden of secrecy. Or you just trust me."

>I am already suffering, I can handle a migraine, im on painkillers (Drema time)
>Just tell me and we will see if im dismissive (Story time!)
>SIGH Fine! Drama queen. (Dance Time!)
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>>5501830
>Just tell me and we will see if im dismissive (Story time!)
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>>5501830
>Just tell me and we will see if im dismissive (Story time!)
This rabbit hole can go deeper.
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You sigh. "Just tell me first, and we will see how badly I act because of it."

"Alright." He sighs. "But I reserve the right to say I told you so."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkyrisXJvE

"I, am not human." He says looking into your eyes for a reaction.

"Not... human? Not some lab experiment, or psychic, not human at all?"

He nods.

"What... like... a ditto? A Zoarak?"

He shakes his head. "No, I am not a pokemon."

"...Wait how can you not be a pokemon? Everything is a pokemon! Deoxys is a pokemon and he's from outer space."

He scoffs. "Deoxys? I am no orange speedster." He frowns. "I am no alien psychic, I am no ancient dragon from beyond the stars. I said I am not a pokemon and I mean it, I am no child of Mew, Arceus means nothing to me. I am not of here."

"...What? So you are a alien?"

He sighs. "See? I am not a alien, aliens still follow your paradigm, I am no alien, I am no human, I am no Pokemon, I am outside all of it."

"Like... a dimension?"

"Yes. The woman calls them 'Ultra Beasts'".

>Woman?
>Does dad know?
>You know what, you were right, this is a show thing
>Write in
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>>5501868
>Does dad know?
>Woman?
>...can you be caught?
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>>5501870
Support. That last question -- kek!

>>5501868
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>>5501868
>>5501870
Backing this and more. Let’s see how much patience he has.
>Why are you here then? Was it your choice, or were you brought here?
>What’s keeping you here? Do you like it here, is there something you need, have you changed too much to go back safely?
>Are you okay? Planny has a hard time looking at you so… does that mean you have a hard time dealing with things over here as well? Does it hurt you sometimes?
>Are there more “others”? Different groups that neither of us could fully comprehend that could also be here like you are?
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>>5501868
>>Woman?
>>Does dad know?
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>>5501878
>>5501870
I guess this passes. Wow you guys are rude!
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>>5501904
Hey, I tired to be sensitive and caring on top of it! No support this time though.
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"...Wait, can you be caught?"

Nimrah scowls at you. "Why would you even ASK that?"

"Well I heard Ultra beasts can be caught! There was that surfer lady who saved the islands or something!"

He gives a growl. "Yes, we can be caught, but you can be caught with a net." He drums his fingers on the table. "Ultra beasts get captured with modified pokeball technology. A normal ball would not work, it does provide some benefit to us, as the Beastball is more attuned to our home dimension then this world. It's a good spot to rest."

"...But you do not use a beast ball?" You look at the jewel in his hand. "Is that YOUR ball?"

He shakes his head. "No, your father offered but I am busy. I do not wish to rest in a ball, nor do I want to particerpate in your battles myself. Some of my friends are more comfortable that way." He lifts the ball. "And they are much more fine to be pokemon."

Understanding dawn on you. "Wait... So, the other ultra beasts are the ultra equivalents of pokemon, but your like, the ultra equivalent of a human!"

He smiles. "Close, I do not think I am a equivalent of anything, but I am less akin to a animal then my peers."

"So, Dad knows right? Since he offered?" Nimrah nods.

"Yes Roger is aware that I am not of this world. He helped me learn this disguise. I do not think he truely understands what I am though." He shrugs. "He just saw "Cool alien" and decided to help."

That does seem like your dad!

"So... who the hell is 'The Woman'." You ask. "It's... not my mom right?"

He frowns. "Her, yes, I could write books on how I feel about her, none of it positive. And in fine print." His hands clench. "The false angel, your little blonde savior. Lusamine. She decided to save the world, but only in her way, through her methods, and to give her things." He gives a thin lip smile. "Woe be anyone who got in her way, or simple did not help enough to her taste."

"I am going to kill her one day."

Well... at least it's not your mom! Hehe... whew.

>Write in any other questions
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>>5501921
>Why are you here then? Was it your choice, or were you brought here?
>If you want to go home, I can help! I mean... I you want to join my new branch of Team Lazy?
After all, it sounds like being here is a lot of WORK for him, and Team Lazy HATES work!
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>>5501921
>Lusamine brought you here, didn't she?
>Are you okay? Planny has a hard time looking at you so… does that mean you have a hard time dealing with things over here as well? Does it hurt you sometimes?
>If you want to go back, I can help you! I mean I can... uh, want to join my branch of Team Lazy?
>The more I think about this the crazier it sounds... but I trust you, Nimrah.
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>>5501921
>So is it vengeance that keeps you here more than anything? Getting even with Lusamine?
>Are you okay? Planny has a hard time looking at you so… does that mean you have a hard time dealing with things over here as well? Does it hurt you sometimes?
And if other anons are up to it,
>Can you show me a piece? You’ve done most of the work to fit in with us, and you should get to be lazy too! I can try to meet you partway so you don’t have to work as hard.
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>>5501921
>"What made you come to earth in the first place ?"
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>>5501928
>>5501932
>>5501936
Bed time.... pop quiz!

What ultra beast type do you think Nimrah is? A special mimi made snowflake? Pheremosa? Something else?

There were some hints, but I bet i couldve put more.
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>>5501941
>A special mimi made snowflake?
Can't be, or there would be no way to leave clues, and thus question would be meaningless.
>Nihilego
Acts like a little girl. Unlikely.
>Buzzwole
Meathead who flexes all the time. Unlikely.
>Pheremosa
Feminine, doesn't like to touch anything. MAYBE... But does he have gloves or anything to facilitate such fastidiousness?
>Xurkitree
No strong points for or against that I recall
>Celesteela
Likewise... But again, coded female.
>Kartana
Distinguishing traits are all blade-related, so seems a poor fit.
>Guzzlord
Hungry all the time, which doesn't fit.
>Poipole
Maybe... I could see that. It's suppsoed to be one-of-a-kind, thoguh, right?
>Naganadel
Just a bigger, fancier Poipole
>Stakataka
It is a legion of small creature. Seems unlikely, as that would have some obvious tells
>Blacephalon
It DOES explode its head to disorient people, which seems Judge Doom-y and like a truth which would upset a psychic who read his aura.

I'm thinking Xurkitree, or maybe Blacephalon. Does anyone know more details about them which could overlap nicely with our uncle?
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>>5501951
There were going to be more clues! I had big plans... well I had no plans. But there was like, long term hints that would pop up and youd go "oh hmmm" and itd all add up to this great reveal and youd all go "Well now what" and id go "Well... tada! Isnt it cool?" Because i didnt think THAT far.

I sortof just make characters with secret motives and hope eventually enough consequences will come up theres a story...

BUT YOU GOT TWO CRITS! so now the mystery is GONE!

At least I have Planny!

Sweet Planny, our original starter pokemon. Maybe one day you will win best girl again.

I miss bedbug.
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>>5501973
Bedbug is having a fantastic nap, do not cry for him.
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>>5501951
>>5501951
The Poipole description on a wiki mentions having a range of emotions plus understanding human speech. It also has poison, which fits with Nimrah’s lecture since he used a move that serpentine pokemon did, which are often poisonous as well.

My money is on that.
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>>5501973
I would also like to state that pokemon has kept getting weirder since I last played. I can hardly blame it since you have to add things over time to keep people coming back, but still. I’m scared to dive too deep into the wiki.
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>>5501941
I think Nimrah is an Uncle type Ultra Beast :)
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>>5501973
Give us back the burbling worm in his cute cocoon
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>>5502039
That makes sense. Not sure how I got the idea that it was one-of-a-kind. Must have been equating two 'dex entries as I skimmed. I think you're right!
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>>5501941
No idea. But my guess is either Poipole (basically human-like wasps), Xurkitree (likes electricity, and we haven't really seen Nimrah care about electric stuff to much), or Blacephalon (likes to scare people and has an exploding head).

>>5501951
Blacephalon is fire/ghost type making it fit with the theme of Gurie being friends with ghosts. He was scaring people to absorb their energy, which could explain why Planny acted the way she did when seeing him. But there is also Poipole knowing human speech which the other anon mentioned, so he could be one of them too. Especially since he seems to know a lot about humans, and Poipole are apparently popular with people in their dimension.
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>>5502043
Seen that meme before. God, the pokemon song must have intermissions at this point so people can get snacks and stretch their legs.
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>>5501973
I like that he did tell us though, as it shows he trusts our father, and by extension us, enough to tell us about something this personal
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>>5501928
>>5501932
>>5501936
Someone support one of these so i can update
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>>5502572
I’ll switch to >>5501932 to break the tie.
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>>5502572
I'm fine with asking about >>5501936 too
It's just I think him showing us a piece could be a bad idea. Definitely when we're stronger though.
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>>5502603
Alright. I’ll drop that last bit so we can merge the other questions into your vote.
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>>5502615
Thanks, I'll agree to the merge.
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>>5502618
Civil discussions and compromise on /qst/. Man this feels weird.
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Booo, now i have to find a picture of lusamine.
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>>5502647
I got you covered.
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Sorry people were being rude and i got distracted.

"So... did Lusamine bring you here?" You have to ask.

There is a eyebrow rase on Nimrah's leathery face (Which you suppose is fake). "What do you mean?"

"Well, I mean... what? Is this revenge? Did she capture you and you escape? Is Lusamine in the area so you are just hunting her down."

"Hmm... no." He taps a finger to his chin. "She is not here. She is in Kanto undergoing psychiatric and physiological treatment for what one of my friends did to-" He shakes his head. "Well, what she made my friend do to her. She chose that fate. Demanded it."

You blink. "Wait I thought she was captured by Giovanni and attempted to be brainwashed? What fate would need her to be hospitalized?"

He laughs. "Oh who told you that? The news? And how much does Aether pay them? No sure she had her hand in events. But Giovanni saw something in her that made him look in the first place." He shakes his head.

"Lusamine wanted to break the veil of the world, to find her husband in theory but mostly to finish his work. To see the unknown, Alexander wept because he had no more lands to conquer."

"Who?"

"Nevermind. Her folly did lead to the escape of the darkness, and all the papers fortell... but tellingly, they hide how successful her venture was. She didn't have a portal malfunction, it wasn't unstable. It worked entirely as she wanted, she went, captured some of my friends, and tried to fuse with one. Then the chaos went."

"Fuse? You can fuse with humans?" You stare at him shocked. He only shrugs.

"Some can. We are not like you, you are not like us, our matter isn't the same, it can occupy the same space... but things get weird."

"...Are you okay then? Planny fainted just looking at you, your alien to this world, so..." You shrug. "If Planny cant handle just seeing one alien thing, and everythings alien to you..."

He chuckles. "You get used to it, I barely remember what it was like to not have gravity."

Wait what...

"You didn't have gravity?" He shakes his head.

"No we had... other ways." He tilts his head. 'Well or maybe your gravity works differently? I was never a physicist. But I have learned how to live here."

"Would you like to go back? If you could? I could help you, my dad can to, we can try to steal a portal."

"Gurie, stop." He shakes his head. "I didn't get trapped here, my friends did. I am being a Samaritan, little more." He taps the table, "I was a outlier even amongst my family. I did not arrive when Lusamine did her scheme. I am older... much older.

Before even her husband fell to that island of his. I drifted." He snorts. "This world has been my home, of sorts, longer then your deoxys found it. And yet I am still the weirder one. That is unfair."

"So... then why are you so concerned about ultra beasts? Why do you want to kill Lusamine?"

"Justice." He says flatly. "I know enough about my predicament that I can scorn those who invoke it on others, as Lusamine has."
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>>5502734
"Soooo... then why are you here, theres no portal to save you, you don't want to be saved, you can't kill Lusamine here. Do you owe my dad or something."

"Well yes, I do owe your dad, but that was not why I came here. Aether Foundation put a LOT of money into this place." He goes back to work, typing on his laptop and doing medical things. 'A LOT, trying to shape the entire region. A lot of people are saying its a PR campaign, some saying its Lusamine trying to redeem herself... but as I said, she has no soul to redeem. And for PR there are richer countries to put in your debt. Sure Orre has low taxes but..."

You start tuning him out, you really don't care about the tax code.

"There is something here." He concludes.

You blink. 'like... a spy or like treasure?"

He shakes his head. "Like treasure. But not anything I'd ever want I imagine. Especially not after Lusamine gets her hands on it. I imagine she may just have found another place to set up a ultra rift, and enough empty space to hide it this time."

>Okay! Great! Time to go
>No, MORE questions! Always ask!
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>>5502743
>No, MORE questions! Always ask!
1. Could this be related to the reappearance of Shadow Pokemon?
2. Want to join my new team??
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>>5502743
>So what does he think this prison is here for? It seems like it’s training future criminals to fit in better. Is that part of the plan here? Embedding reformed criminals here so they can get away with experiments like that more easily?
I’m spitballing here.
Oh, and
>Should I have a talk with Planny, or do you think she’s blocked out her episode?
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>>5502743
>Okay! Great! Time to go
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>>5502743
>"Do you think this has anything to do with shadow pokemon coming back?"
>"Uhh, are you still part of Team Lazy? I mean, I don't really know what happened after I came here."
>"Wanna join my branch of Team Lazy???"
>"...while this whole thing is weird to think about you're still uncle Nimrah, and I trust you."
>Time to leave!
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>>5502743
>1. Could this be related to the reappearance of Shadow Pokemon?
This is the only real lead we have, and he is already part of our team, just higher than we are.
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>>5502789
>>5502743
Oh, these do remind me of another thing!
>Mention Mimikyu was being used as part of the shadow pokemon cultivation. They were using his grudges as a seed or something to breed more. But they haven’t come back for him yet, so they’ve probably got a better method now.
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>>5502807
That's a good thing to mention to him.
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So i guess >>5502807 wins it?
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>>5502838
Eh? well you can figure it out tommorrow. I have to go to bed.
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>>5502654
Lillie's mom has got it goin on
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>>5502765
>>5502789
Figure out a way to merge these I think yeah

>>5502760
I'm sure we can talk to Planny ourselves later on
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>>5502838
>>5502865
Of the five votes cast...

Four involve discussing/speculating about Mimikyu and the return of Shadow Pokemon

>Two involve asking Nimrah how Team Lazy is doing, and/or asking him to join our branch thereof
>One involves speculating about the purpose of the prison
>One involves asking about Panny's status and whether we need to debrief her
>One is to reassure Uncle Nimrah that we still trust him
>One is a vote to just leave.

Seems the majority are most interest in his thoughts on Shadow Pokemon.
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>>5503059
I'll stop supporting just leaving then, since it seems we'll ask him about some more tings.
If Miror B asks why we aren't there, we have a good alibi with Gurie getting hurt so badly.
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>>5502865
>>5503059
I’ll drop Planny and prison speculation then, leaving the mention of Mimkiyu as part of the shadow pokemon discussion.

I can also support asking Nimrah about joining our branch. I’d rather not since it’d be quite the step down for him in the hierarchy and that feels weird to ask, but I’ll hear out his answer.
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>>5503838
We ARE playing a bratty, kind of silly mafia princess from an especially goofy mafia. It works, I think.
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>>5503842
Yeah. Doesn’t stop the wrongness, but I’m adjusting!
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im so sleepy but im also finally here. Sorry, last day at work.

I didnt get fired, it was a contract so, im not like drunk and you need to pity me, but ive just had trouble doing my thinks.
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I sat in a different room and drank a diet soda, now i feel better.

I am not a adjusted fella. Writing on "Talk about shadow pokemon and mimikyu"

and then you will be OUT OF TIME! we milked this scene long enough buster browns!
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>>5503985
>>5504006
Don't die
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You think you've heard enough about Nimrah, at least about the weirdness.

You have to be honest? Space aliens? ?Life grudges? That's a bit above your pay grade. It's hard to think about, you are a pretty normal guy.

But you trust Nimrah, even if you dont really get him. And that is all you really need to do for a friend. Besides... this sortof raises something more concerning.

"So... why DID you arrive here? This prison specifically." You lower your voice. "Is it to deal with the shadow pokemon?"

He shakes his head. "No actually, I am supposed to extradite another Team Lazy member, the body double."

Oh hey! You remember them, they were pretending to be your dad so when the police raid happened the cops actually got this grunt instead of the big elite leader. That may have been why they arrested you... but thats not their fault.

"But... all the weirdness! With the Aether foundation! And the shadow pokemon." You take out Mimikyu, the confused pillow case being held up to the Nurse's face. "Remember him! His old boss was Faba! Faba!!!! That loser goggle guy who Lusamine hired."

He snaps his fingers. "I KNEW the name rung bells." Mimikyu sweats bullets as Nimrah stares at him. "So... you were helping Aether Foundation? Alola Mimikyu."

Mimi gulps. "A-alola scary teacher person... nice to see you again."

"So, you were the blew print for the new shadow pokemon yes?" His glasses gleam. "What do you know about them?"

"Um... pretty little! I saw a lot of them! Bet I can spot them for you... but I don't do science stuff! There were some weird ones!" He quivers. "Pokemon I've never seen before!"

"Hmmm." He leans back. "Perhaps this is why my quest lead here. Aether has run many experiments on my kind... and now they are running experiments on shadow pokemon." He shakes his head. "If they were to try to use ultra beast dna on these shadow pokemon..."

Mimikyu giggles. "That's crazy! It's not like they MADE a pokemon before."

The room is quiet as Mimikyu looks around at the two of you. "Um... guys?"

Theres a loud knock on the door.

"Man, open this fucking door before I break it down." A voice says outside, slightly high pitch, like a musical kettle. The door does not shake gently though.

"Gurie I KNOW you there, I can smell a tardy student for miles." The man says from the other side of the door. "You running late as hell for discipline and you KNOW that aint how education work."

>Apologize, open the door
>Call the guard a pervert
>Run away... somehow!
>Challenge the guard to a pokemon battle
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>>5504059
>>Apologize, open the door
Tell them that we came to the nurse because we hurt our back pretty bad.
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>>5503985
Hope you're doing okay either way.

>>5504059
>Return Mimikyu to his pokeball
>Thank Nimrah for answering all our questions
>Apologize and open the door
>If anyone asks why we're late, just tell them about the injuries we got
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>>5504059

Supporting >>5504068...

>>5503985
>>5504006
Feel better soon, QM. This time of year can be rough for lots of reasons, personal and professional, but you are appreciated.
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>>5504120
You guys are over thinking it, it was just a internship. The internship ended.

Im just exhausted from not having momentum. For all intents and purposes I did a good job.
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>>5504134
Happy to hear it!
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>>5504144
That said i am going to bed, not much was done today, but i have all the time in the world tomorrow so.
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>>5504059
>Call the guard a pervert
We were showing way too much skin to be showing up to detention! Not that he should know, but we took precautions to keep people like him away.
>Apologize, open the door
The sane reaction after we realize we should probably stop calling everyone a pervert. Not that I’ll stop
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>>5504059
>Apologize, open the door
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>>5504134
If the internship was for software and you're looking for a job then lmk and I'll dm you on Twitter (I think you're American yeah?)
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>>5504208
1000% seconding this
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>>5504059
Take off your clothes again and then
>Call the guard a pervert
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>>5504262
I am up, im making chicken curry ramen and pervert and door open wins.

>>5504258
Damn you want that referreal cash huh, respect the hustle.
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You get insensced, this is IMPORTANT DISCUSSION, and this person is rude!

"EXCUSE ME PERVERT!" You yell back. "But I AM UNDER MEDICAL CARE! You think you can walk in on us with my bare back and gawk at girls you creep."

Theres a laugh on the otherside of the door. "Bitch I don't know who or what you think you are girl but I ain't trying to score no crazy ass pussy, the G got his own girl, and she actually loyal, and not wasting away in a fucking cell having to take dance classes from no disco ball looking ass like yoself. The fuck is this, trying to act like im droolin over literal jail bait." The laughter gets louder. "Get the fuck out of there wit dat and get going."

Uuuuugh. You return Mimikyu, and get Gremlin to zip you back up, covering up your bandages as Nimrah unlocks the door.

A black man in a heavily customed guard uniform looks up at your angry nurse. "Oh whatchu gonna do? Slap me for yo girlfriend?"

The Ultra beast's lips curl to a sneer. "She is my student, and my patient, and I do not appreciate your tone."

He laughs. "Believe you me pops I'd be more then happy for ya to act all Nurse Joy and treat ya students, you do whatever. But da Warden has his orders, and if she don't show it go on MY peer review. Now Fly G trying to get something nice for his girl for the Holidays and he intend to deliver." He lowers his shades and wink at your uncle. "Now! If ya gonna sign the G up with a doctors note saying she can't attend, then well nothing I can do about that. Make it real convincing and the G may even collaborate wit dat testimony. G know how much being weighed down with all them potions can hurt a girls ankles right?" He waves at you. "But Fly G gotta play his part, now, are you gonna play yours?"

>Bribe Fly G to go away
>Go with Fly G
>Try to get off work the normal way (Depending on how much Miror B believes the note or Nimrah this may cause trouble)
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>>5504834
>Go with Fly G
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>>5504834
>>Go with Fly G
>Insist on his pervertness on the way
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>>5504834
>Go with Fly G
We should make sure we can use our powers, just in case things go badly.
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>>5504834
>Go with Fly
Fiiiiine.
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You sigh, and slink up to your feet and... whoa.

This is a lot more pain then you expected.... well you didn't expect any pain but it stings a lot when you move, as if your very movement is rubbing alcohol into new spots of your wound.

However... you can still move just fine. "Okay! Okay... I am good. Goodish... mostly fine... lets go!"

Fly G frowns. "Shit, she really hurt? Brother thought yall were just scoring drugs or some shit." He shrugs. "Alright, youse a fighter, and G respects that. Lets go."

You walk and wince your way down the halls with G, the man strutting with a confidence you WISH you had. Eventually you head back to the same ballroom as before.

"The G gonna wait outside." Fly says, crossing his arms. "Can't have ya drop dead or what ever trippy shit Miror having you do."

Dead? Was that a option?

You gulp as you walk through the doors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im92qau0Og0

Miror B slides alongside his Ludicolo, groving to a beat that he has playing from his Loudred. The Rambunctious pokemon hoping too and fro as his ears blare with the beat.

"Darling... you showed up." He twirls and lowers his shades. "Having fun with Gremlin?"

>Call him out quietly.
>Call him out loud enough for Fly G to hear
>Yes hes super nice, be nice
>Be passive aggresive
>Start crying
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>>5504950
>Call him out loud enough for Fly G to hear
>Yes hes super nice, be nice
>Start crying
Maybe dancing while having huge wounds and blood loss wasn't such a good idea. I'm thinking if we act up a little we can get some rest, don't want to end up with something worse than what we have.
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>>5504968
"You-you know what Miror B! I know your using Shadow pokemon and that's
*sniff*
I just like Gremlin so much, hes my only friend and team rocket is trying to do i dont know what, and I am glad I can count on him but *sniff* I dont know if he counts on me and
*Wails*


Like that?
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>>5504975
Now that I look at this it's probably not a good idea to call him out, at least not yet.
Still, thanks for writing and giving a visual Mimi!

So I'll change my vote to just Gremlin being super nice and crying so we can get outta here.
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>>5504950
>Call him out quietly.
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>>5504950
>Call him out quietly.
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>>5505073
>>5505186
Writing
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You lower your voice to a hush. "Warden B sir, respectfully... what the FUCK?" You try really hard to hiss loudly. "You gave me a shadow pokemon!"

"Ah ah ah!" He raises a finger. "Quiet down! I give you a free pokemon and you spit on my rhinestone shoes! I told you that pokemon was a tough cookie, and you are handling it perfectly well!" He stomps his foot on the ground, a loud tap sound echoing (Hes wearing rhinestone tap disco boots?) "What are you complaining about!"

"What am I complaining about?" You look around. "What SHOULDN'T I complain about! You gave my pokemon depression!"

"I did not! I found a bioengineered superpokemon and thought you should have it!" He huffs. "Shadow pokemon are NOT depressed they can't even feel depression. And I am not the one making them."

"Well, who is?"

He wags his finger. "Uh uh uh little Gurie, you think you can refuse my generous team up offer yesterday and accuse your way into compromising intel." He crosses his arms. "You either dance, or you can sit in the corner miss!"

He stops for a bit in thought. "Well no you have to dance you are in detention for remedial training... BUT the metaphor stands." Miror B smirks. "So what's it gonna be Niamic? You gonna be a hero, you gonna be cool, or you gonna mind ya business?"

>Cool! (Start the Miror B Peon questline)
>Hero! (Start the Feud!)
>Minding your own business! (You have better things to do!)
>Write in
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>>5505233
>Stand up
>Owowowowow (our back)
>Sit back down
>"Warden B, I actually do really want to learn what you're trying to teach me by dancing, but can you maybe teach me how I can teach others how to choreograph? The essence of style and the organized chaos of group dancing with all of my Pokémon? I think I could really use the leadership experience but besides that, I did shred my back trying to do a stylish entrance like you taught me earlier today, and don't think I'm up to dancing"
>"As for the shadow Pokemon, well, I am really grateful for Gremlin here, but I am still worried about him and where they came from.. if I can prove myself, do you think you can let me know?"
Might be going overboard with the dialogue, but this is basically what I want to get out. Let's take it slow.
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>>5505233
>Minding your own business! (You have better things to do!)
For now at least. I wish we had more on him to get him to tell us more.
I don't want us to do Cipher's thing, especially when the old guy with the sharp teeth sent Mimikyu to spy on us. Bet they have something unpleasant for Team Lazy.

>>5505241
Also supporting saying this, but only if proving ourselves doesn't mean following Miror B's questline.
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>>5505233
>Hero! (Start the Feud!)
Not, like, a lame hero, but a villainous hero! An ANTI-hero, if you will! Fuck this dude and his sinister (maybe Aether-adjacent) conspiracy, repressing our little buddy and working with people who made Uncle Nimrah sad!

These people are forcing Pokemon and Ultra Beasts to WORK. We're TEAM LAZY, and if there's one thing worse than WORK, it's FORCED WORK, damnit!
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>>5505233
>Cool! (Start the Miror B Peon questline)
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>>5505241
How does this sound for the Miror B question?
>”Warden B, I can be a cool beauty but you know where my allegiance lies. But that doesn’t mean we can’t set some rules. After all, it seems there’s a dozen organizations here all working towards their own goals. So let’s just make sure when the sabotage starts that us ground-level folk don’t have to work too hard to keep afloat.”
>”So two simple questions for us. Who do I need to worry about causing me trouble because I have Gremlin besides heroes? In exchange for that, what is something that would help you “ride the storm out” if someone moves on your supplier and his network?
>I see your Miror B questline and counter with the Gurie - Prisoner Admin (in training) plotline!
We can investigate the source later, but getting info out of him on who to worry about is reasonable. In exchange, we try and help him set up an out without asking too many questions.

Gotta look out for each other. Most of the bigwigs certainly won’t.
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>>5505233
>Minding your own business! (You have better things to do!)
Being a hero or being lackey for cipher are both WORK, which is antithetical to the Team Lazy spirit!
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>>5505289
btw I'll switch to >be a Hero too if there's a tie
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>>5505268
>>5505241 (Sounds like Be cool and some other stuff
>>5505280 (Same)


>>5505250
>>5505289


>>5505252

So we are gonna try to work with the big shot? Get some questions in first?
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>>5505309
In my case, I don’t want to work for him. We’re Team Lazy, not Team Miror B. But I’m cool with working WITH him.

I basically want to have a working relationship with people in every organization and share info between them as needed so the prison remains a safe and stable regardless of what’s going on elsewhere. A lazier place, if you will.
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>>5505309
Put another way, I want him to work with us to keep the prison safe and lazy. We don’t need details on stuff like where the shadow pokemon are made if they’re coming from outside the prison, but we would want to know if some group is coming through to inspect pokemon and could find them. We’ll do our own deals with others and let him know if we hear stuff like that too.

And… I just had a thought. Is Planny’s god potentially an Ultra Beast? Might explain some of the weirdness.
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>>5505323
As a >mind your own business voter, I am staunchy opposed to working FOR him, but being totally independent like >>5505323 said is fine
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>>5505323
Agreed
We are in pain right now though
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>>5505334
I guess it’s the
>Mind your own business… unless you hear something then we can gossip
vote. Gossiping isn’t work, so it’s an approved activity in the Team Lazy handbook.
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>>5505343
Yeah, I didn’t really have an opinion on whether to go through with dancing or not. I figure as long as we don’t piss him off, he’ll stop if he sees us hurting anyway. We’re not a masochist (I hope) so the only pose we’d be really good at is the fetal position right now.
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So i guess... roll a d100 to try to wheel a better deal is the consensus.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5505370
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5505370
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5505370
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>>5505379
I'll get to this tomorrow! Got some big writing to do.
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You cross your arms and stare up at the disco devil, "Now hold on there tiny dancer!" You puff your cheeks in a pout. "You know what? Everyone seems to be trying to recruit me or shoot me because I'm my dad's kid."

You pound your chest, with a soft boing, "Well... I am! And that means I don't work for you! I don't work at all! And if I have to work, then I work for me! Or my dad!" You point at Miror B. "And if being cool requires betraying that then I don't want to be cool!"

"Oooh, you have a lot of bite for a sugar cookie." Miror B glares at you past his shades. "You want to tango."

You shake your head. "No actually. I don't know who you work for, Cipher, Rocket, maybe you even work for my dad and I don't know... or maybe yourself! But if I am going to form a new branch of Team Lazy, I can't work for you! At best I can work with you." Granted youd rather just not work.

"Oh and what do you want then? A paycheck? More pokemon." He takes his shades off and puts them away. "That little dragon friend of yours?"

>Yeah actually... give me Jangmo-o back!
>I want a henchmen! Real human ones who can bolster my team.
>I don't want anything I am not working for you, just give me a job I can turn down or not on a case by case basis!
>I want to not have to do dance class today! My back hurts
>Write in
>I just dont want to work for you right now! I have to establish ME first.
>I want those team rocket types off my back.
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>>5505870
>I want to not have to do dance class today! My back hurts
and moving forward
>I don't want anything I am not working for you, just give me a job I can turn down or not on a case by case basis!
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>>5505870
>I don't want anything I am not working for you, just give me a job I can turn down or not on a case by case basis!
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>>5505870
>I want to not have to do dance class today! My back hurts
>I don't want anything I am not working for you, just give me a job I can turn down or not on a case by case basis!
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>>5505870
>I want information! Other groups that are here, how crazy they are, what they have that Miror B might want.
Information is currency, and since it’s not a physical thing it’s a lot less work to move it around and sell it to different parties.
>I want to not have to do dance class today! My back hurts.
I’m willing to negotiate an extra day of detention to make up for it instead.
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>>5505939
>>5505884
passes

You got a crit so ill let you slide on exercise today
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>>5505987
Truly the greatest victory of all, for Team Lazy.
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>>5505939
>>5505884
I know these passed but yeah this is nice
>Owowowowow
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>Yeah actually... give me Jangmo-o back!
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You sigh, limping to a chair and falling on it.
"I don't want anything! Except to skip dancing class. I'm injured." You sigh, falling to your side, lying against several of the folding chairs, which is not nearly as comfortable as it should be with the metal bars. "I don't want to work for you, but I can do jobs... on a case by case basis, I want to be able to refuse things if the cops show up, or it gets too mean."

"Well if your going to be called Team Lazy how do I know you aren't faking the injury, or gonna do any of the jobs you DO agree to do."

You groan. "Look in the gravel pit, theres a mountain of rocks with my blood on it... Can I just do choreography to day? Teach Gremlin and the others to dance."

"Alright.... alright." He nods. "We can do that.." He pulls out a shiny mirrored pokeball. "First, job. Delivery...." He notices your look and smirks. "You got it backwards. Hes delivering to me! Sunny Day reported some of the freshman weren't being responsible with their pokemon... and shes liberated them from their old abusers. Your job is simply to walk over, flash my Bling Ball, and trade it for the pickup. The Gym Leader gets a prize and I can take all those poor pokemon to a more responsible owner."

"And my payment?"

He shrugs. "How about this..." He pulls out a red pokeball. "Your own lotad! Just like one of mine! Specially raised Miror B special!"

>Deal
>No Deal

Regardless of your choice, for a man who is a three time criminal, Miror B is shockingly proffesional, and soon your three pokemon are staring at you from the stage. Clearly confused.

"Well first thing about dancing is working together! They have to all understand the rhythm, work together... but what that rhythm gonna be chica?"

>Something fast and poppy
>Something slow, classy, and heavy like ballroom music
>Smooth and fluid like Jazz
>Write in idk anymore im not great at music theory
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>>5506034
>Deal
>Something passionate and intricate, Tango!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQusfSWFt6M
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>>5506034
>No Deal
Lotad evo line sucks.

>Something slow, classy, and heavy like ballroom music
I was thinking of suggesting Flamenco, but right now we should make sure we don't push ourselves too hard.
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>>5506038
Now that I think about it, slow ballroom dancing fits with the princess thing we've been doing and it's a lazy sort of dance.
I'm staying with this one.
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>>5506034
>>5506038
Actually now that I'm thinking about it's not that bad I just want something better like a Mudkip or Vaporeon or even a Politoed with Drizzle, though I know it's unlikely. But hey we can always give him away to someone we want to get on our side.
Changing first part of the vote to
>Deal
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>>5506034
>Deal
>Something passionate and intricate, Tango!
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>>5506038
>Ludicolo sucks
How DARE YOU
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>>5506034
>>5506037
Yeah this seems fun
Vote we name Lotad something fun, like Cha-Cha (like Cha-Cha slide)

>>5506055
Vaporeon you say?
Also I get the Ballroom take but while we're like that, I think our pokes would have more fun with Tango.
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Hey Mimi I get that including more and more mons is fun, but it seems like we end up devolving into fights every time we get to 8, at which point the campaign starts to stall.
Just uh, putting that out there dude. I think you do a great job at writing people but boosting the team size runs us into some problems since when they're in their pokeballs, Pokemon don't have any agency.
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>>5506068
ludicolo a shit!!! SHIT!!!!!

>>5506073
>Vaporeon you say?
oh no
But unironically Vaporeon is cool. I can see lots of uses and situations when its ability to completely turn into water could come in handy.
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>>5506076
Youll get your reward when the job is done.


Tango wins! Dance time. d100
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>>5506034
>Deal

>Smooth and fluid like Jazz
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5506085
I arrived late, it seems
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>>5506085
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>>5506085
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>>5506085
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Im back! Get ready for fun!
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You decide to pick... a happy fast tempo beat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br517ctCUCE

Something that your pokemon can really dance to! And with your claps, you get them to dance along!

Its a little clumsy since one of your pokemon doesn't have any feet. But you can get them to bounce to the tune you clap to... and it really works! Jabberwocky seems to have the best sense for the rhythm, and Gremlin... doesn't seem to care at all (for the expected reason :c) but they all can coordinate...

And you think... they might be able to coordinate better as well thanks to this!

>Coordination approved: You can have one pokemon wait for anothers attack! This may be useful for team attacks where order would matter. If one of your pokemon has a defense reducing attack for instance, you can have Sandman hold back for that attack and then hit with that Scorching Sands of his!

Eventually your detention time runs out, and you take the bling ball. "Remember! This goes to the freshman leader Sunny Day. If Sunny Day don't get the ball... you don't get paid!

And no tricky business it's ID'd to her so you can't snag it."

Oh hey... snagging right... maybe you should...

OH DINNER BELL!

Todays dinner seems to be... beans and hotdogs? That's boring.

>Get the fancier dinner
>Save money and eat the beans and franks
>Ignore the dinner entirely and buy snacks (like you did last meal) and just eat a big ole pile of cookies and chips.


Table time
>Eat with your team... oh and Falala is there again.
>Oh look theres Planny! You should say hi!
>Hmmm... you bet you can look for Sunny Day and get this job done super early and easy if you just try hard!


Im looking forward to a new thread just so i can post my pics again
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>>5506257
>Too lazy to spend, hotdogs are fine
>Try and get Planny to sit with us and our team
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>>5506257
>Too lazy to spend, hotdogs are fine
>Oh look theres Planny! You should say hi!
I'm curious about what she saw with Nimrah. I'm afraid she won't open up about it if we bring her with us, but a few questions before leaving should be fine.
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>>5506257
>Ignore the dinner entirely and buy snacks (like you did last meal) and just eat a big ole pile of cookies and chips.
>Try and get Planny to sit with us and our team
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>>5506257
>>5506266
+1, and if she refuses then sit with her like >>5506274 said.
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Alright! Writing my best.
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You grab your food, the cheapo Beans and weans this time and you scan the room, not for your friends (Well you WERE but once you saw Falala you made a plan B, hopefully she will see you aren't there and leave your pals be), but for... there she is!

Planchett is eating... with someone! Half the table is clearly a different group, a gaggle of... blonde straightcoat wearing Beauties? Like, the actual class Beauties, the fashionistas. They are gaggling on about stitchwork as, several feet away, Planny eats silently accross the table from...

You aren't sure, he's kinda young, and hes out like a light, his food isn't even touched. He appears to be from the Ghastgangers though judging by his purple outfit.

You slide over to a empty space next to sleepy head and smile. "Hey there Sir Planchett... how's knight stuff?"

She sniffs. "I have performed the necessary sacrements to restore my vitality, and I am now as alert as the lord needs me."

The lord? No one calls Arceus a lord hes Sinnoh, or the Almighty, or Judgement...

Well how are you gonna approach this!

>Be nice! Ask about HER day figure out what she likes
>Be direct! Whats up with your fainting! Are you single! Want to join my gang!
>Be flirty! Planny is awfully pretty for a lady who fights pokemon with her fists
>Write in
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>>5506382
I can't see Planny as anything other than our emotional support Ralts turned human friend, so a funny as the flirting would be that's a no
If we mean "are you single?" in the funny misunderstanding way, let's do it though
>Be direct! What's up with your fainting? Are you single (not part of a different gang)? Want to join my gang?
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>>5506389
Support.

>>5506382
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>>5506382
>Be nice! Ask about HER day figure out what she likes
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>>5506382
Being a knight, it’d make some sense for her to call deities lords.

I’m tempted by the flirty option, but then I’d have to make a judgement call on whether we’re the pervert or not and that’s too existential for me at the moment.
>Be direct and maybe nice! We’re working with people to build rep and get on top so everyone can chill! What’s she got cooking that we might be interested in? Still trying to save the land from the mad king and/or the dragon?
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>>5506382
>Be nice! Ask about HER day figure out what she likes
Yeah, let's not flirt.
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Roll me a d100! Lets see if Gurie will continue to be a social butterfly.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5506444
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>>5506444
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

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>>5506444
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5506444
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>>5506444
>>5506573
Gurie is learning that talking, and especially listening, isn’t actually all that much effort compared to a lot of other things.
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Tada! Im ready early today!
Theres a blizzard but the blizzard is wet and winder so i guess its just a storm, either way means all I have to do today is eat these skillet potatoes i made outta old frenchfries, and ignore the fact the sky actually screams in anguish...

AND WRITE THIS STORY! YIPEE!
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You decide that you can't just ask people things that matter to you, demand intel or question their sinister intent. You have to find out what people want! Especially as a boss, you need to be able to advertise your membership! And that means knowing what people WANT in a evil team, then selling them that!

"So... Sir Planchett... why a knight?" You notice the woman IMMEDIATELY glares at you.

"Because, as I have reiterated, I was CHOSEN BY GOD." She slams her hand into the table, causing the sleeping child to startle awake. "Sorry my prince." She says quickly patting the watery eye child as he is lulled back to sleep. "That's what makes me a knight. I fight evil.'

"Yes." You nod hands up placatingly. "I know that! But... why did you choose to accept to do that."

Now SHES the confused one. "...What do you mean?"

"Well, not EVERYONE answers a divine call to duty, or gets picked. Sure you have a lord and your sword and all the means TO fight evil... but what do you get out of that."

"..." She frowns lost in her own thought. "...Do I need one?"

You pause in thought. "I think so? Not like... something deep or poignant, like... my Dad's big motive is he really hated this gym coach he had who used to make him run and run and run and eat all these boiled brussel sprouts, and he vowed never again."

"Never again would he eat brussel sprouts or never again will people be forced to run around in circles." Planchett raises a eyebrow as you nod.

"Both. Definitely both." You think for a bit. "Well he makes a excpetion for sweet potatoes, as long as you can put marshmallow on it."

"Hmmm...." She thinks. "Well, I always wanted to fight evil, and then a god gave me the means to... so I guess I am a knight because god says so, and God says so because I am a knight?"

Huh. "Well... I guess you really lucked out."

"My lord is kind." She nods in agreement.

>So... who is your lord? Have they told you their name or is it a shining destiny situation?
>Did you fight any evil before you jumped that old man.
>Actually lets talk about that old man covered in evil. What do you know about that guy, is there anything we need to do to protect ourselves from him?
>Write in
Oh um... apparently im moving tomorrow, i thought i had a few more days but i don't so things will be accelerated! So hold on.
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>>5506901
>So... who is your lord? Have they told you their name or is it a shining destiny situation?
>Are there other lords with or against them? Any evil knights I should worry about serving them here?
>How’s your squire?
I thought Cobalion was her lord, but it seems that’s just a pokemon instead.
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>>5506901
>So... who is your lord? Have they told you their name or is it a shining destiny situation?
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>>5506950
Supporting!

>>5506901
May the mvoe go smoothly, QM!
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>>5506950
Supporting
>>5506901
Congrats on the Christmas move
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>So... who is your lord? Have they told you their name or is it a shining destiny situation?
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I am back!!!

(Man my rpg players wish my pauses were that short)
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"So... who IS the lord? You have their name right? Do they have other knights? Are there evil knights? Comrades?"

Her eyes shine. "My lord is... the noble king! King of Heroes! The great Zacian!"

Zacian? "Wait? You said Cobalion gave you a vision and stuff right? Why is it Zacian now."

She raises her hand and lowers it several times, like a ladder. "It's a feudal system. All the Swords of Justice serve Noble Zacian as his swords. It is Cobalion who is the messenger of my justice, and dictates my creed. To you I am a knight errant. But I am but a servant of the true knight."

"... Like... a squire?"

"More like a vassal. But compared to Cobalion I might as well be a squire. However the proper term is knight bachelor. While Cobalion is my league lord I do not wish to call Zacian my king as he is the king of heroes and Galar." She takes a bite of her food... she has...

SALAD???? That wasnt even in the free options she PAID for salad. She crunches the disgusting leafs, mixed with a medley of other equally toxic vegtables and some berries.

"And I am neither a hero nor a Galarian. As for villians... Yes I imagine there are foul knights. That body guard of his was quite deft with darkness... truely a servant of evil."

You frown at this. "The teeth man? But you said he used a cat."

"Yes." She takes another bite, this time of a CHERRY TOMATO (EW!!!!) "But cats can be knights. At least if I am."

You... think you get it. This does explain where she learned her sword.

But if this is true not only are the legendary heroes of Unova working for the (Admittably more legendary) king of Galar (or half? Wheres the shield dog?) But BOTH of them are concerned about the fate of your wasteland of a nation and somehow Planny is the architect of this change.

And that would be HOPEFUL but the last time the swords got involved they saved a continent from freezing solid.

If Planny is telling the truth... what are they saving you from this time? What can be worse then Kyurem?


>More questions!
>Try to recruit planny! Bring up shadow pokemon or stuff
>Talk about neo rocket
>Something else write ins
Oh yeah to celebrate christmas for the rest of this character day... all crits are a nat 100!
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>>5508520
>Talk about neo rocket
Nice.
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>>5508520
>Talk about neo rocket
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>>5508520
>>Talk about neo rocket
But tell it to her like a princess telling a hero about a great evil
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>>5508520
>Talk about neo rocket
>Try to recruit planny! Bring up shadow pokemon or stuff
Hope your moving went well Mimi!
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>>5508520
>Talk about neo rocket
Maybe we can sick one problem on our more urgent issue.
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>>5508562
Supporting
Merry Christmas nerds
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>>5508520
>Try to recruit planny! Bring up shadow pokemon or stuff
>Talk about neo rocket
Bring up that we’ve heard about all the gangs here; and we’d like for all of them to chill out. We could use the help.
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"So.... if you fight evil... what about... Team Rocket Neo?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09hhXbsB9c

"Not currently on my radar." She says crunching on a vinegar drenched carrot, to your shock. (Both on the statement and on the carrot)

"Wh-why not? Aren't they the biggest gang here?" You lean forward "Shouldnt that make then the strongest and stuff?"

She nods, sipping her tea. "Yes, they are the strongest gang, that doesn't make them the evilest gang. They have the numbers not simply by power of majority, but because they are middle of the road. They smuggle goods, steal pokemon, and use rookies to train pokemon for the higher ups. But compared to some people here..." She shrugs. "They do these things for love of greed and power. Not for the love of evil itself."

"B-but they are very mean! They want to capture me and make me wear stupid pins with letters on them!" You slam the table. "And... what if they have shadow pokemon like mine! Wouldn't they be the ideal team to distrub them? They own the black market! They would be really good at that!"

She thinks about it. "Well, if you have evidence of that I will be happy to help you crush them."

That's... something.

>Write in question
>Eat in silence
>Sit somewhere else (Look at >>5506257 for options)
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>>5508647
>Write in question
>"Who's sleepy head over here?" point to the sleeping guy
A shame talking about neo-Rocket didn't work.
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>>5508647
>"Who is the evil you've been sent to vanquish then, ser knight?"
>aid Planny in her quest
>get her in debted to us
>???
>profit
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>>5508665
>>5508673
Both of these are good.

>>5508647
>who's your friend?
>what evil ARE you looking to defeat?
>can I help?
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Bed time!

Thread is archived, so we are ready for thread 3 if necessary.
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>>5508693
Good by me too.

>>5508695
Thanks Mimikyu, this was a fun one.
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>>5508695
Night, Mimi. Thanks for archiving this thread. Its a good thread.
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>>5508665
+1 as she seems to like him
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>>5508665
>>5508693
Supporting
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Sorry! I spend the day helping someone ELSE move! Big week for moving!

Writing!
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"So..." You look at the slumbering kid near the two of you, the red hair stretching around the table as the boy snores.

"Wheee...." Well its a more like a whistle, hes not a heavy snorer.

"Who is this guy?" You ask Planny who raises a eyebrow.

"They call him the Prince of the prison." She looks at the sleeping kid. "He didnt do anything but he's here so his mom, one of the wardens, can watch over him and... well we do already have classes."

"Wait... he's a ACTUAL student?" You blink. "Isn't that dangerous?"

"You haven't met his mom." She says plainly as she turns to the kid. "I believe his name is Destin Ropire... but we all just call him bedbug."

There is a yawn as the kid opens his eyes looking up at you. "What is it pretty lady?"

>P-p-p-pretty?
>I was just talking to Planchett about evil and adventure
>Write in
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>>5509317
>>I was just talking to Planchett about evil and adventure
Call him a pervert for "Checking us out"!
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>>5509317
>P-p-p-pretty?
>I was just talking to Planchett about evil and adventure
>Call him a pervert
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>>5509317
>P-p-p-pretty?
I’m willing to believe this would short-circuit the usual pervert routine out of shock. At least until we get used to it.
>I’m wishing I could sleep like you do. Like I USED to…
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To be clear hes like 8 years younger than you
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>>5509323
I know that he probably wasn't checking us out, calling others perverts is just what we do at this point.
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>>5509317
>>5509321
Changing my vote to support this, I like this reasoning.

>>5509323
Ah I see.
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Random aside before i start righting.

Theres a lot of team lazy in this manga.
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>>5509317
>P-p-p-pretty?
>>5509336
name ?
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You blush, sure hes a kid (Albeit a pretty kid), but still, no one actually called you pretty before. Maybe because you were always their bosses daughter.

This proves it! You really are, without a shadow of a doubt....

A COOL BEAUTY! [according to a 12 year old]

You are overcome with emotion... for a few seconds.

Cool Beauties don't cry in public... at least not in front of children.

You look to change the subject and notice... Bedbug was sleeping atop a pillow, the plush pedastel hidden behind his arms earlier. This man was fully loaded to nap.

"Wow, you are quite the prepared sleeper." You nod in approval. "I wish I had the confidence to sleep like that."

He looks confused at you. "Why, it's not like anything bad will happen."

"I mean, this is a prison... maybe you'd get pranked?"

"I'll be fine. I have Beedrill." He pulls out a strange pokeball, the top a dark crimson with a mean black imp emblazoned on the top. This is called a Bully Ball.. and its a real one, not a Safari equivalent...

But that makes sense since hes the only student who is actually not a criminal...

Wait. Your sitting in a table with a divinely appointed squire, and the one innocent man in prison...

Are you... not the main character?

LAST QUESTION/PROPOSAL BEFORE FREE PERIOD!!

>Write in
>Skip


You can only do one greentext thing, you have to eat and times running out.
Lastly... roll me a d100 encounter roll!!!
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>>5509317
>>5509382
IT'S HIM
MIMI YOU BASTARD YOU HUMANIZED OUR BUG
HOW CAN WE AFFECTIONATELY DOTE ON HIM NOW?
well I guess Planny already was....
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5509382
>Invite both of them to come over to the Team Lazy table
Not exactly an immediate action but also:
>(Become their mom because we were in another life anyway)
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5509382
>>5509391
Supporting.
Also Mimi what the heck, is this school full of Gurie's ex-pokemon?
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>>5509384
The problem with rebooting pokemon is you would be hard pressed to give Gremlin a chance if you found a powerful ralts who happened to be your old starter. Or even inverse because you want to do something new so badly youd neglect old characters to avoid falling into a rut.

So the only way to free people from the need to treat every weedle as bedbug, (or have to go out and look for a weedle) is to humanize all your old pokemon.

Also I already did this before for a april fools episode that was super cute and everyone totally liked. The daycare one.
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>>5509397
This is what human bedbug looked like in the old 2017 story
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>>5509397
That's actually pretty smart. Well I'm glad we get to see some of the old team here.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5509382
>Skip
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>>5509382
>Invite them to our table
>Offer to (maybe) help in Planny's quest if she helps in ours
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bed time, hopefully ill be able to write early tomorrow.
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>>5509382
>>5509438
+1, though I’d drop the maybe. I’m sure helping in her quest will entail taking down a smaller gang even if it’s incidental to her main goal, and we gotta work our way up to Neo Rocket.
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You look at the clock, and it looks like dinner break is just about over. You need to wrap things up.

"Well guys." You smile. "It was great talking to you two... You know, if you want you can sit with my friends next time." You point at the three at a nearby table, Tom waving back, Carrie pouting, and Falala... still there. Smiling.

Weird.

Planny frowns. "Well I appreciate the gesture your highness but our quest needs foc-"

"Sure." Bedbug yawns as Planny looks down at the "prince" in shock.

"S-sir? But mantaining a resilient lifestyle requires solitude!"

"Yeah..." Bedbug gives a soft yawn as they sit up, putting their pillow in their backpack. "I am sure it does. But we have more important things to do then look cool." He rubs his eyes. "We can't investigate anything if no one talks to us."

"Investigate?" You turn to Planny with a raised eyebrow.

"Ah, yes. Bedbug wants to help his mom out so hes assisting me in investigating the growing darkness in the school." She nods, proud of herself.

"She means shadow pokemon." Bedbug, blows a strand of hair from his face. "We always have had smuggling and other risky things, but there are more now, with weird powers, and she thinks they are cursed and stuff." He stretches. "We want to figure out why. Prisoners cant really pay after all. And stop the leaders before they try something dumb."


Bell rings

You are heading back to your dorm as Tom accosts you, smiling. "Hey Gurie! It's me Tom! I found something weird I needed you to check out." Shes very excited, her goggles brimming with energy. "Some of the dumb guards here threw out some equipment but didn't disassemble it properly, we can make some REALLY cool stuff if I can get it all moved to my dorm in time." She beams. "Come on, help a pal out?"

That's... weird. Toms pretty low energy... maybe they are just super into tech?

>Sure! (Go along)
>Nah! (Ditch em)
>Write in
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>>5510057
>Ask why she's acting so excited
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>>5510057
>Sure! (Go along)
>Why are you so excited about it ?
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>>5510105
+1
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>Sure! (Go along)
>Perform the lifting using the magic doll, you won't make physical work as a Lazy and a Princess after all
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>>5510134
Support.

>>5510057
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>>5510057
>>5510134
Supporting this.

I guess we have two new recruits now? If the kid isn’t fully enrolled in the gang known as “The Law”, he’d be a shoe-in for Team Lazy. At least we’ll have common ground even if he keeps separate in keeping things low-key.
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>>5510105
>>5510057
Changing my vote to this, might as well go along while asking her.
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You nod, of course you plan on using your magic to do more of the heavy lifting then your hands, but it feels nice to be included.

However, as you head down the halls, you can't help but frown. "Tom... something is weird... why are you so excited about this?"

"Oh? Oh you know me! Funny gamer girl! I just like computers hoo boy I bet I can play all sorts of Legend of Zelda with this new hardware." Tom whistles happily.

"Tom... you can't play Legend of Zelda on a pc. Nintendo doesn't launch pc games..." Tom stops moving and turns and giggles.

"Um... emulator! Yeah I am using a emulator! Don't tell anyone, don't want people to think I am some sort of fake gamer or anything just cause I'm not paying for EVERYTHING." She giggles.

You keep walking down the hallway, but your guards up, things are odd... stuff isn't matching up...

And then the doors open to... a atrium.

"Come on! The prize is right down the basement stairs!" He points at a locked door with a yellow caution sign.

You frown. "Tom... I have one last question."

Tom sighs. "Uuuuuugh WHAT? You're being so catty."

"Since when did you ever call yourself Tom." Tom stiffens as you bring that up. "That's not your real name."

"...Perceptive brat." Tom pulls her goggles, off, and her face slides off with it.

A bright crop of purple hair bounces as a man gives a sheepish grin, tossing the coat aside and revealing a shiny R badge. "Suprise!"

The man slouches, rubbing his neck. "Ugh I hated that can do attitude..." Theres a click as the door behind you locks. "But they said it only made sense I do the dirty work this time.... Why I always pull the short straws."

>You bastard! Where is the real tom
>PERVERT! CROSSDRESSER!
>Throw gremlins ball at his face
>Write in
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>>5510213
>PERVERT! CROSSDRESSER! ASSAULT! I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS!
>Throw Gremlin and Trapinch at him
>Dump Sandman, grab the shovel, begin conducting
This is no battle, this is an assault on us. Assault shall be met with overwhelming force from our private police force.
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>>5510226
+1 but make it super clear that we are freaking out badly.
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>>5510213
>PERVERT! CROSSDRESSER! ASSAULT! I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS!
>Dump Sandman, grab the shovel, begin conducting
Hex Maniac Gurie challenged you to a Pokemon battle!
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>>5510228
Agreed. What’s the point in playing a perfect princess? Let one of our (many) eccentricities be that we don’t handle ambushes well.
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>>5510226
Support

Let the legend of Gurie continue
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>>5510213
>PERVERT! CROSSDRESSER!
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>>5510226
D100 for quickdraw!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5510306
This will be fun.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5510306
I’m greedy.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5510306
Let's rock and roll!
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You toss all your pokemon, at once!

"PERVERT!" You beam Petrel with Gremlins ball, the imp immediately popping out. "CROSSDRESSER!" In the gut

"San-"

"Koffing!" Petrel wheezes from the floor.

A dark purploe pokemon pops out of his belt, gleefully spewing black smoke in the room through its cratery pores.

You hear a few other balls go off. "Alright... Guess the nice way wasn't ever really on the table huh?" Theres a chuckle. "That's fine. We can play your way."

You are in combat!!

You have Jabberwocky and Gremlin out!

Gremlin is a prankster shadow pokemon with Shadow Prank, Thunderwave, Reflect, and Swagger. Hes been shown to be quite clever with Reflect.

You have no idea what Jabberwocky does.

Your opponent has out a koffing and at least one other pokemon and is a pervert.

>Surely trapinch knows sandstorm right? There has to be a smoke go away skill somewhere
>Paralyze koffing before he keeps billowing smoke!
>Use your hex mania to try to spy the other pokemon
>Use your hex mania on PETREL
>Jabberwocky blow the door down WE ARE LEAVING
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>>5510414
>Surely trapinch knows sandstorm right? There has to be a smoke go away skill somewhere
>Paralyze koffing before he keeps billowing smoke!
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>>5510418
+1
also try and ground the koffing
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>>5510418
D100s!
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5510461
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5510461
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5510414
>Use your hex mania on PETREL
PERVERTS GET THE REAL MAGIC
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5510461
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5510461
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5510461
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5510461
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Off, those are LOW ROLLS!

WRITING
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You decide that, if your in a fight the first thing you need to do is quickly neutralize the foe... maybe Jabberwocky's sandstorm could help. You assume one of your two ground pokemon must have it at least... Meanwhile Gremlin can neutralize the koffing to stop it spewing more gas.

"Quick, Gremlin, use Thunderwave on Koffing, Jabberwocky... Sandstorm!"

"Self destruct." You hear from the shadows along with the snap of fingers.

You see a dark purple face grin at you before there is a big flash of white...

A ear wrenching explosion goes off as your thrown back, something pushing you away from the attack just in time...

In front of you Gremlin lies badly hurt, on the last ropes of consciousness. "Im..." It mutters, smoke steaming from its body.

"Koffing has neutralizing gas so that prankster isn't so helpful now."

Jabbers sandstorm starts to blow and the gas disapates (Though honestly its not that much better with all the grit), instead through the sand you can see a outline of the pervert mocking you.

"I have 5 MORE KOFFINGS STUPID!" He tosses a ball and another koffing shows up... and you can see... yeah he does in fact have a second koffing. "I can do this all day!"

>Write in a strategy
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>>5511286
>Switch Gremlin for Mimikyu and stall hard
Ghosts types are immune to explosion and self destruct. Stupid pervert.
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>>5511293
Doesn’t Sandman accomplish the same thing? It looks lime he’s dual ghost-ground, but it still makes him immune to Normal.

It doesn’t spoil we have Mimikyu either.
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>>5511286
I’ll go
>Recall everyone
>Release Sandman, have him shield us since Gremlin already tanked a shot for us
>Start hexing his pokeballs, his clothes, anything to make his life miserable
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>>5511304
Support. Pick up the shocel and begin manipulating Sandman into a weapon on war once he's hexed to high hell and back!

>>5511286
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Dice again!!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5511351
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5511351
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5511351
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5511351
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5511351
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>>5511440
MY MAN!
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And then Gurie hexed all of the koffing to explode on the dumb rocket's face and we all lived happily ever after.

The end.
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>>5511440
Guriebros, we won
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>>5511440
Don't even need to cash in our Christmas gift!
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Im up im up

its super late though... things happened and somehow a 1 hour board game lasted like 4.

i will write... tomorrow! if this gets archived itd be cool to write off a 100 so win win

I had plans in case you lost, i guess i may not need them
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I changed my mind.


You toss your two pokeballs in the air. Your pokemon vanishing in their balls as you toss out only one other pokemon.

Sandman forms around you, their sandy pile growing taller, lifting his shovel to arm level.

You grab it.

>Sandman used Commander
>Gurie's Attack Sharply increases
>Gurie's Special Attack Sharply increases
>Gurie's Defense Sharply increases
>Gurie's Special Defense Sharply increases
>Gurie's Speed Sharply increases
>The Authors Gratitude towards Tatsugiri sharply increases hes been getting a lot of mileage out of it.

You tilt your head to the left, cracking your neck. You tilt your head to the right and another sharp crack echoes. Your hair billows around you from the ill wind of the sandstorm.

"Two on One huh?" Petrel shrugs. "You are lucky I am not the kind of man who hurts a lady."

"What a shame." You say lifting your shovel, Immediately a wave of scorching sand crashes into one of the koffings, throwing it against the wall. The koffing gives a gasp before rolling over unconscious. "I am the kind of woman who hurts a guy." You raise your fingers, feeling the sand shift around you, Sandygast's sand veil obscuring you as easily as his smoke screen obscures him... Though he keeps having his koffing spit more and more of the smoke... Its REALLY hard to see anything... But you can make do.

Besides the sand only hurts one of you.

2 down 4 to go

>Shadow punch, a lot, until people are gone
>Use status moves, weaken him slowly
>Go for the throat, you arent scared of poison pokemon, just beat petrel up
>Something something dramatic flashy move
>Subsitute
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>>5511616
>Subsitute
>Something something dramatic flashy move
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>>5511616
>Use status moves, weaken him slowly
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>>5511616
>something something dramatic flashy move
>yeet the koffing with a sand tornado
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>>5511616
>Try Hypnosis on Petral, Sandman may be able to pull it off with your help
>Use Nightmare on our own
Let’s introduce him to the friend we don’t know we have! I wanna hear him scream.
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Gonna need a tie break~
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>>5511825
Supporting!

>>5511616
I'm the anon who rolled the 100.
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>>5511880
Based
Supporting
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Dice!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5511926
Dice Hard 2: Dice Harder.
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>>5511926
>>5511945
Praise be to the Christmas spirit, who looks after all Hex Maniacs because it fears them.
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Man petrel was gonna be such a cool antagonist.

Fine! let me make my coffee.
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>>5511954
He can be a cool minion instead! We need more of those.
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>>5511954
Well don't fuckin KILL the guy
We're team Lazy after all, sportaflop never died
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You raise your hand, the sand around you coalascing into a sculpture of Petrel.

Well... not a sculpture, not really.

A doll.

"Surrender." You inton, the doll falling to its knees.

Petrel does the same. "I SURRENDER! KOFFINGS! RETURN!" Dutifully, the pokemon vanish into his belt as he blinks confused. "Wait why did I?"

"Don't move." You command as the statue stiffins, Petrel grunts as they fail to break the restraints of their hypnosis. "Oh poor Rocketman, you worked awfully hard." You raise a hand and a sandy hand flicks the ventilation on, the smoke billowing out to... somewhere else. "But you completely neglected to remember my psychic power."

You tilt the dolls head up and Petrel's jerks up so you can look down at their eyes.

"Now.... what should I do with you?"

>Write in you all seem to have ideas.
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>>5512024
>Question time
>What was actually waiting for us in the basement?
>Why did Rocket send an admin after us?
>Why are you a crossdressing pervert?

Serious Gurie kinda scary
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>>5512068
>+1
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>>5512024
>”I’m going to ask you a few questions. Then I’m going to plunge you into a nightmare. Then when you wake up, I’m going to ask you those same questions and see how much you hold back the second time.”
>”I will repeat this process whenever I think you’re holding back. The first nightmare is just to show I can.”
Use >>5512068 as the real questions.
I may be writing Gurie as more terrifying than is intended. But he is our first “real” non-pokemon enemy.

Let’s show dad (in spirit since he’s not here) we can be an admin too!
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>>5512087
Support.

>>5512024
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>>5512087
This is too mean (it's a good idea if we think he's lying, but I think we've proven our mettle already). I like this idea, but this guy hasn't proven to deserve it, nor do I think it fits Gurie. Let's tuck it away for another adversary.
(I wouldn't wish Suzie straw on just any old villain...)
>>5512068
Supporting. No torture or threats... yet.
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>>5512024
>>5512068
Support.
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>>5512200
Fair enough. I can rein in my vindictive streak against perverts for Gurie.

Though leading a women into a basement under false pretenses is still super skeevy and I won’t shed any tears if we decide to break him.
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Alright i am back from dinner and can write.
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You smile, leaning down to the level of Petrel. "Hey hey, I am not a bad girl, hurting you is a lot of work you know, I make it a motto to avoid unnecessary things." You wink. "So, all you have to do is listen to me and answer my questions and you can walk away from this happy as a shellder. You... Hmmm." You tap your finger to your lip. "What is your name."

"P-petrel, head of Neo Rocket's Poison Brigade." The man sweats. "I-I work on well.... the business side of things." You allow him to make a circle with his thumb and finger. "I organize the finances and the boring stuff you know."

"Then.... why are you dealing with me?" You tilt your head. "You could have gotten your thugs. After all you have a bounty on me."

He grimances. "Well... I am sure they are trying. That upperclasslady of yours is no joke." Carrie? It cant be Falala she's just a pervert... Is Tom a upperclassman technically?

Whatever. "Then... what was down there?" You pointed at the door. "I am sure it wasn't computer parts."

"H-hey now I can get in trouble if I talk about that..."

"Oh? I was under the impression that you were in big trouble already?" You tap a finger to your lips. "Was I wrong."

"...It leads to our hideout... there was tech stuff in there... among some other things, and people."

Ah a ambush... or a flex. Or both?

"Then... if your a quatermaster... why are you dressing up as girls?" You cross your arms. "Don't you have normal people things to do."

"Hey that's not my fault! You only TALK to girl students! I had limited options. I couldn't pretend to be a guard, its easier to get caught."

"You could have just not used a disguise."

"I like disguises! Im not above dressing up as a girl if it gets the job done... and you got fooled didn't you? Mostly at least." He smirks at you but hes still clearly nervous.

There is some commotion on the other side of the door... not the hideout door, the door that you came in from.

>Write in (Last round)
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>>5512275
>Knock him out and leave a sandcastle in him, as message.
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>>5512279
>In him
Holy shit anon
>>5512275
>"Let me give you some advice then Mr. 'Businessman', it is not financially prudent to fuck with me or anyone else on Team Lazy. I'll say this though: that's a neat trick you did there, and I can really appreciate a great disguise more than most... I'd recommend you consider playing the market and changing employers sometime soon, maybe to one a bit more appreciative of your unique talents..."
>Turn 360 and walk away
The intent being both intimidation and an invitation. We should probably ask our friends a bit about Petrel though.
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>>5512279
>sandcastle in him
Go big or go home. Put a full-fledged theme park up his ass.

Man I got a chuckle out of that.

But more seriously,
>>5512275
>”You sound like a useful man to have, Petrel. Running an organization is a lot of work, and Team Lazy appreciates people who make it so others don’t have to work. They’re rewarded with lighter workloads, of course.”
>”Tell you what, swing by our table in your best disguise next time and I’ll introduce you. I’ll even keep quiet about the crossdressing since I just remembered it’s not okay to kink shame and I’m a supportive friend. If you click with the rest of the team, we’ll brush this attempt at kidnapping under the rug.”
Even I’m not sure how much of the ribbing here is real or not. I’m thinking of painting this as all 100% legit and earnest, even if it doesn’t sound like it at points. Our MC is weird, that’s all.
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>>5512313
This feels like my phrasing but more in line with Gurie's character, so just as well. Supporting.
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>>5512279
>>5512313
I meant "on him", but you know...
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>>5512317
We know, but it still put a smile on my face so kudos to you.
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>>5512279
>+1
On him, we don't wanna kill the guy
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>>5512279
Support. Let's send that message.
On him and not in him, I mean.
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>>5512313
I was tempted to support this, but that part about not kink-shaming might go against calling anyone we meet a pervert so it's a deal breaker for me.
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So we are tied between olive branch and zorro so im going to play video games.
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>>5512328
I'm willing to go either way, honestly. He did ambush us, attempt to kidnap us, and nearly kill us and our buddy Grem-grem with an explosion.
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>>5512279
>>5512370
>>5512376
>Send a message

>>5512291
>>5512313
>Give him a break

>>5512385
No tie here, QM!
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>>5512388
It's 2-2
Join our side. We're the lazier ones.
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>zorro
If we go down the 'send a message' option we should leave some sort of special signature that basically says "don't fuck with Team Lazy"

>>5512394
He's >>5512279 I think.
Sorry, but calling people perverts is a big priority.

>>5512388
Nice catch, I thought >>5512315 was a different anon from >>5512291 too.
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>>5512394
I'm "accidentally wrote 'in him' anon", and as I just noted, it seems to be 3-2 for leaving a message.
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>>5512401
:(
Will you support it if we still call him a perv?
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>>5512420
Eh I'm starting to warm up to the idea of a zorro princess Gurie, sorry.
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"Very good Petrel." You wave a hand. "Your services are finished."

Petrel falls over, eyes white. You manipulate the sand around the area and create a little sandcastle around Petrel, his body limply buried beneath your towers.

You just finish putting tiny windows on your work as the door breaks open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WxZj3eiWY

A large hulk of a woman struts through the door, her face red. She is dressed like a millitary seargant, a dull mustard yellow coat smartly buttoned up, a radio attached to her pokeball belt. Besides that the aging woman was pure muscle, you met Hariyamas less stocky... and you are pretty sure this woman couldve bowled them over in sumo.

Behind her is Planny and... ACTUAL TOM!

The woman surveys the scene, her eyes falling on you.

"Miss Niamic. Explain yourself."

"Hey it's not my fault! It's..." You point at Petrel, who remains limp.

Oh yeah.

"Petrel will have his day in court when he is available to testify." The woman speaks tersely. "I asked YOU Miss Niamic. Why have you made a mess of our electrical room." She eyes the shovel in your hand. "Put that away."

You withdraw Sandman sheepishly.

>Write in your best explanation
>I could write my own but you guys seem like youve got a lock on the dialogue tree.
>Because you kept critting social rolls, you are not gonna have to roll to not panic in the face of authority
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>>5512443
>"He dressed up like Tom, then he assaulted me! And tried to kidnap me! And then he tired to make his Koffings poison me and my pokemon! Actually I'm kind of surprised I made it out in one piece..."
Ah shit, I completely forgot about the commotion outside.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5512459
Support. Also, cry, and reiterate that he is a cross-dressing pervert.

>>5512443
Rolling, I guess!
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>>5512459
>+1
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>>5512459
This was what the secret random encounter roll was for.

Petrel was always gonna happen because villians need to be dynamic but your allies were rolling to find you, and other people as well.

Some people may recognize her but i think it will take a while for people to make the guess
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>>5512459
Supporting
>Panic anyway
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5512490
I’m assuming she’s the warden and bedbug’s mom but I wasn’t around for the original quest if she’s a reference there.

>>5512443
“He dressed up like Tom to try and get me down there *point to wherever the basement is* but he wasn’t a great actor and I already walked far enough for him”
>”Then he undressed, pulled out his balls and tried exploding all over me which all made me angry. Gremlin protected me from the first shot, but he’s really hurt. Then I got really, REALLY mad, used Sandman like Planny does her Honedge, and made him understand why you don’t take girls into basements on false pretenses.”
>”I… didn’t actually notice this was an electrical room? I thought it was an atrium. He mentioned they had more tech and people down there though, so maybe they’re using it to power some stuff. I wasn’t going to check though, I was just posing him to serve as an example to all perverts.”
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>>5512459
Guess this one passes!

>>5512774
Yup! Its... BEDMOM!!!
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>>5512920
Ugh. And I was so proud how dirty I made the second line sound while still being 100% honest. Oh well, win some lose some.

I’d be amused if we played Gurie as quick to call people perverts, but a little slow at picking up actual dirty talk (even her own) since she was sheltered and struggles a bit to keep up with jokes when people make them and keep talking.

>Iiiiit’s… BEDMOM!
>I’m not a pokemon you little shit, and it’s the weekend so I don’t want to get up yet. Have dad fix breakfast for us instead.
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There was a bit where you were considering blackmailing Petrel, you know, going all good cop, trying to get Team Neo Rocket on your side using his own humilation. Maybe make some money on the side. You aren't against mutually collaborating with another team, depending...

Well all that fell apart as the Warden looked at you. You immediatly sing as a Chatot, pointing at Petrel. "H-he crossdressed! As Tom."

"Who?" The woman immediately cuts you off. "Who is Tom?"

"Um...." You remember that technically isn't Tom's name. You just point to the kid slumped over Planny's shoulder. "That one. That's Tom."

The warden eyes the kid and frowns. "Miss Niamic if you are to give a proper explanation I expect Proper names. I do not dally with divergence. Are we not clear."

You nod. "Continue."

"Petrel was trying to kidnap me! For who knows what! But I figured it out and he tried to send his koffings out to poison me and my pokemon." You frown, "I am not sure how I managed to escape."

Granted a little embellished, since none of your pokemon were even hit with a poison attack... but he seemed like he would.

And it seemed the Warden was buying it. "But, you did manage." She glances at Petrel. "I do not make exceptions to the rules, however if Petrel started it, then it's Petrel's responsibility." She smiled. "I was looking for this runt for a while." She grabs the collar of his jacket and rightens him up. "Always hiding away as some such or another, slipping away like a slimy little Croagunk." She scoffs. "And now... you have a tidy little backlog of discipline to work through." She looks down at you and frowns. "You are exempt for now Miss Niamic, but I shall warn you, I absolutely detest gangs, and your fathers little band are no exceptions." She grimaces. "We've had enough of their trouble in Kalos I can tell you that. One step outta line and you will be seeing Petrel sooner then you think."

>Last chance to saw something before she walks away.
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>>5512966
>”He mentioned a hideout downstairs with people and equipment. He may have lied or they may have moved when his Koffings started exploding, but maybe not? It’s where he wanted me to go, at least.”
>”Your son is nice andIpromisehewon’thavetroublewithmema’am.”
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>>5512977
>+1
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>>5512977
Supporting the first part but not the second, since mentioning Bedbug could be very bad.
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>>5513036
I figured we’d get a glare at his mention, hence the hurried end, but I can get keeping our mouth shut instead. It’s the smarter thing to do.

I’ll stick by it because I’m here to purposefully not min-max like I do in other quests though.
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>>5513036
Supporting this anon's amendment to >>5512977

>>5512966
Don't narc on BB.
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Tie! 2 on 2.

Sometimes me being lazy pays off... for other people at least.
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>>5512966
>”He mentioned a hideout downstairs with people and equipment. He may have lied or they may have moved when his Koffings started exploding, but maybe not? It’s where he wanted me to go, at least.”
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"Um Miss..." She turns to you.

"Warden." She says. "Warden Dargnan."

"Is there a... first name."

"Not for you." Her eyes narrow.

"Oh... well Warden Dargnan..." You point at the barricaded door. "Petrel said that door lead to their hide out. But I don't know if that's true. But he was trying to get me to go in there."

"Oh... really now." She raises a eyebrow and sighs. "Planchett." Planchett places Tom on the floor and runs over, grabbing Petrel from the Warden. "Good."

She reaches a hand into her coat pocket and pulls out... a notepad. "I am a fair woman Miss Niamic." She takes out a bulky golden pen and writes on a page. She furiously scribbles on the paper, like she was trying to cut the papers throat with the point. Seemingly satisfied she pops the top of the pen, the metal tip flipping open and revealing a olive colored stamp that presses agains the paper."

"Miss Niamic, I do not wait on Children, move." You run forward, giving a salute. "Y-yes Warden?"

She rips the paper from the pad and holds it too you. Its a voucher for... A light Clay! And...

Wow that's... that's a lot of Honor Points. Beneath the paper is a seal of Rose, probably some authenticity certificate.

"Deliver that to the school store by lights out. Do not trade that to anyone, I will know Miss Niamic, I always know."

Well... she didn't about the hideout (Probbably) but that didnt seem like something you should say.

"What do we SAY Miss Niamic!"

"W-warden Thank You Warden!" You take the paper and salute.

"Good, now clean up this mess." She looks at the smoke ridden and sand stained arena. "Planchet."

Planchet hands Petrel back, and you see the weathered lips of the Warden curl to a smile. "You may consider your probationary period finished, and your duties for the day are concluded." She carries Petrel on one shoulder, and, with narry a good bye she turns.

There is the crisp clack of shoes as she walks out the door.

Planchett sighs. "So cool..."

>What?
>Ignore the crazy lady, go wake tom up
>Sweeping time
>You know what? You ARENT going to clean up
>Does anyone have a potion? Or a personal healing terminal? Or something?
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>>5513297
>Does anyone have a potion? Or a personal healing terminal? Or something?
>>Wake Tom up to ask (and to get her help sweeping)
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>>5513297
>>5513303
Supporting.
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Last update of the day! I have other writing and what whats.

Im a busy little ghost fairy type.
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You look at the starstruck squire, the entirely unconscious Tom, and down at your pokeballs.

"Excuse me... does anyone have any healing items? One of those koffing hurt Gremlin really badly." In fact, despite your fancy moves... you weren't sure you COULD have beaten Petrel in a fair fight, fortunately he wasn't fighting fair either, but still. "There has to be a way to fix this without running all the way back to the Nurse right?"

Planny snaps out of her reverie and heads to one of the walls, opening a red box attached to the wall and revealing a series of six indents and some tubes. "It's a variation of the Box system, we have these first aid stations set up throughout the school, you place your pokemon there and the pokemon gets sent to the nurse, and then sent back."

Oh... that's pretty handy! Especially given who sits on the other side of that terminal.

You place your pokemon in the machine and the balls vanish, only to reappear after a few minutes of agonized waiting. You toss one out and sure enough, Gremlin is up, fit as a fiddle.

And that only leaves...

The mess.

You don't want to get on the bad side of the Yellowjacket, but you aren't really keen on working...

Especially since your so close to purifying Gremlin... what to do what to do...

>Suck it up and do it
>Try to guilt/beg planny and the others to help you
>Try to push it off on Tom or Planny
>Just ditch, you have schemes to do and work to avoid!
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>>5513373
>Try to guilt/beg planny and the others to help you
Waah, we're baby, pls help.
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>>5513373
>Get Sandman to clean up the sand.
That’s one obvious trick.
>Try to guilt/beg Planny and the others to help you
It’s too late, I got nothing on what to tempt them with. The worst of it wasn’t our fault at least, that would be the Koffing explosion I’m sure.

Also,
>Planchette
Planny, I don’t know how you could respect someone who uses your full name. It sounds like an exotic form of mozzarella stick, and I would want as much distance from it as possible.
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>>5513373
>Suck it up and do it
Working now so we don't have to work more later. Is that stretching Team Lazy philosophy a bit? Maybe.
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>>5513373
> Try to guilt/beg planny and the others to help you
> I'll owe you a favor? Pllllllease?

Many hands make light work, and that's closer to lazy than not.
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>>5513388
Planchet is Dartagan's faithful servant in the three musketeers.
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>>5513373
>Try to guilt/beg planny and the others to help you
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>>5513388
Supporting
Also defo rib Planny a bit. Our emotional support Ralts turned human deserves to be messed with



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