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spess quest thing, part 3 11/07/22(Mon)01:01:47 No.5454753

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spess quest thing, part 3 Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)01:01:47 No.5454753 Archived

Oh shit nigga! You are Agent No Name. You are a faceless Galactic Empire Operative. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels!
While the imperial navy launches a frontal assault, your mission is to sneak through the battle lines, find out where the princess is and extract her.
Aboard your customized STEALTH battleship ST-100, you command a small squad of ships, hot on the trail

You have just taken down another rebel squadron and is now on your way to the next sector in pursuit of the princess.

shieeeeeeeeeet

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)01:05:06 No.5454759

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)01:05:06 No.5454759

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5454753
Wait, hold on. We boarded like three ships last session, do we have those or are you trying to deny us loot again?

Anonymous (ID: 3Df3oYuq)
11/07/22(Mon)01:06:29 No.5454760

Anonymous (ID: 3Df3oYuq) 11/07/22(Mon)01:06:29 No.5454760

Rolled 51 (1d100)

In celebration of your victory, host a singalong of the pop idol tunes

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)01:06:59 No.5454761

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)01:06:59 No.5454761

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>>5454759
OP. Denying anons loot? Perish the thought

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/07/22(Mon)01:08:05 No.5454762

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/07/22(Mon)01:08:05 No.5454762

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5454761
Prove it that you never would by giving us loot

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)01:09:46 No.5454764

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)01:09:46 No.5454764

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>>5454762
Okay here's a dollar

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/07/22(Mon)01:12:07 No.5454766

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/07/22(Mon)01:12:07 No.5454766

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5454764
hell yeah
buy 4 gumballs

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)01:12:19 No.5454767

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)01:12:19 No.5454767

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5454764
...it's Monopoly money.

Anonymous (ID: 3Df3oYuq)
11/07/22(Mon)01:12:44 No.5454768

Anonymous (ID: 3Df3oYuq) 11/07/22(Mon)01:12:44 No.5454768

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5454764
OP called Luke a vegan, Dragon Witch a lizard lover, and Joseph a idolshitter

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)01:17:35 No.5454771

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)01:17:35 No.5454771

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>>5454766
Alright, gumballs, gumballs

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)01:19:14 No.5454772

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)01:19:14 No.5454772

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5454771
Oh hey, we got some gacha loot for the quest from the gumball machine

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/07/22(Mon)01:26:10 No.5454775

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/07/22(Mon)01:26:10 No.5454775

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5454771
Get rebel ship loot flavored gumballs

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)01:26:31 No.5454776

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)01:26:31 No.5454776

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>>5454772

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/07/22(Mon)01:27:43 No.5454780

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/07/22(Mon)01:27:43 No.5454780

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5454776
Open the box with gusto

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)01:28:15 No.5454781

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)01:28:15 No.5454781

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5454776
It's the three captured rebel ships and their Skellified Crews from the last thread that OP denied us.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)01:36:27 No.5454783

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)01:36:27 No.5454783

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>>5454781
Maaaaaaybe not the actual ships themselves.

The boarding actions taken last thread were quite destructing, let's say

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)01:38:06 No.5454784

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)01:38:06 No.5454784

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5454783
Fortunately you now have two mob soldiers performing sorting duty

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)01:39:58 No.5454785

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)01:39:58 No.5454785

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5454783
I can't believe you'd do this to me. In my own home, no less. And on the day of my daughters wedding.

Open the consolation prize box then.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)01:51:55 No.5454791

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)01:51:55 No.5454791

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>>5454785
Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:

1-30: Low amount of new crewmembers and general materials
31-50: A respectable amount of skellies, monies and some intel to where to head next
51-70: Okay bunch of skellies, but you have a list of rebel leader names. This is a great piece of intel to send back to Imperial Command. Definitely would help with your promotion
71-85: Intel on the safest route to take next, and also a bit of one of your field agents' personal questline
86-100: Free Pick

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/07/22(Mon)01:52:58 No.5454793

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/07/22(Mon)01:52:58 No.5454793

Rolled 12, 78 = 90 (2d100)

>>5454791

Anonymous (ID: QJBhMjzK)
11/07/22(Mon)01:53:42 No.5454794

Anonymous (ID: QJBhMjzK) 11/07/22(Mon)01:53:42 No.5454794

Rolled 100, 71 = 171 (2d100)

>>5454791

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)01:54:01 No.5454795

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)01:54:01 No.5454795

>>5454793
Well done, champ. Real proud of you.

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)01:55:06 No.5454796

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)01:55:06 No.5454796

>>5454794
You're pretty good

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)02:00:14 No.5454799

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)02:00:14 No.5454799

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>>5454794
Oh my. The command ship you took down has the star maps for the next few rebel sectors, this should help you get through them safely and stealthily. And what's this?! Intel relating to one of your field agents!

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/07/22(Mon)02:01:14 No.5454801

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/07/22(Mon)02:01:14 No.5454801

>>5454799
WHO'S JUICY BACKSTORY DID WE DIG UP?

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)02:01:36 No.5454802

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)02:01:36 No.5454802

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454799
By the heart of these dice

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)02:05:25 No.5454806

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)02:05:25 No.5454806

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5454801
>>5454799
Indeed, which one was it?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)02:06:26 No.5454807

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)02:06:26 No.5454807

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>>5454801
>>5454802
>>5454806
Well anons....Time to decide who's daddy's favorite.

You Pick

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/07/22(Mon)02:08:13 No.5454809

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/07/22(Mon)02:08:13 No.5454809

>>5454807
I'd like to learn more about all of them but Luke's with us because he needs to find his sister, let's figure out WHY he needs to find her

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)02:10:21 No.5454812

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)02:10:21 No.5454812

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5454807
Roll 1D3.

1: Joseph
2: Luke
3: Dragon Witch

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)02:15:19 No.5454816

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)02:15:19 No.5454816

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>>5454809
>>5454812
OH SHIT WHO'S IT GONNA BE

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/07/22(Mon)02:15:58 No.5454820

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/07/22(Mon)02:15:58 No.5454820

>>5454816
WE GOTTA KNOW IF SHOTASNIFFER IS LUKE'S SISTER!

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)02:17:17 No.5454822

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)02:17:17 No.5454822

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454816
I rolled a die, that means I win and we learn if the Dragon Witch is a lesbian or not.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)02:21:49 No.5454825

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)02:21:49 No.5454825

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>>5454820
>>5454822
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/07/22(Mon)02:23:22 No.5454827

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/07/22(Mon)02:23:22 No.5454827

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5454825
I WANT INFO ON SKELETONS!

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)02:29:37 No.5454833

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)02:29:37 No.5454833

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5454825
TELL ME ABOUT THE WITCH, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK!?

Anonymous (ID: QJBhMjzK)
11/07/22(Mon)02:30:12 No.5454835

Anonymous (ID: QJBhMjzK) 11/07/22(Mon)02:30:12 No.5454835

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5454825
I like rolling dice.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)02:31:02 No.5454838

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)02:31:02 No.5454838

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>>5454835
Well you won. Whose quest do you wanna get progress in

Anonymous (ID: C019Vrpf)
11/07/22(Mon)02:34:31 No.5454839

Anonymous (ID: C019Vrpf) 11/07/22(Mon)02:34:31 No.5454839

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5454838
Mob

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)02:35:05 No.5454840

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)02:35:05 No.5454840

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5454838
Joseph

Anonymous (ID: QJBhMjzK)
11/07/22(Mon)02:35:59 No.5454841

Anonymous (ID: QJBhMjzK) 11/07/22(Mon)02:35:59 No.5454841

>>5454838
Shit, I didn't expect to actually win. Uh...
I guess the Mystery Sister guy.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)02:40:18 No.5454844

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)02:40:18 No.5454844

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>>5454841

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)02:42:42 No.5454847

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)02:42:42 No.5454847

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5454844
What does the intel mention about Luke?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)02:53:08 No.5454858

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)02:53:08 No.5454858

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>>5454847
According to the rebel intel....

A. His sister would provide leverage on his family, allowing the rebels to gain an advantage against the empire
B. The kidnapping was a mistake
C. It was not a kidnapping
D. [insert your own plot point here]

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)03:02:57 No.5454863

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)03:02:57 No.5454863

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5454858
B, the rebels are literally panicking over accidentally kidnapping a sister of Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/07/22(Mon)03:05:02 No.5454864

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/07/22(Mon)03:05:02 No.5454864

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5454858
A, they're using her visage to make merchandise to fund their war effort

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)03:18:12 No.5454874

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)03:18:12 No.5454874

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>>5454863
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck, shouldn't have done that" says the report

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)03:20:55 No.5454877

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)03:20:55 No.5454877

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5454874
Also she won't leave and has been plastering herself on rebel TV

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)03:21:30 No.5454878

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)03:21:30 No.5454878

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5454874
Well, looks like the rebels have made quite the enemy with this blunder. Stash the intel and proceed with the jump.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)03:29:34 No.5454882

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)03:29:34 No.5454882

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5454877
It seems the rebels is getting their own version of National Idol. Whether they want to or not.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)03:32:56 No.5454884

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)03:32:56 No.5454884

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5454882

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)03:35:52 No.5454886

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)03:35:52 No.5454886

>>5454884
"PLEASE TAKE HER BACK WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY MULTIPLE HEROES AND VILLIANS"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)03:39:42 No.5454890

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)03:39:42 No.5454890

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>>5454884
Apparently Luke's sister is forming her own branch of the rebel forces. And while the rebels are glad she's not going to use it to attack them, they are concerned that she's using it for her own agenda. Most troubling. This also means that if Luke reaches her, it won't be a rescue mission where he saves her from the rebels. He'd be taking her away from her own rebel army instead

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)03:43:50 No.5454894

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)03:43:50 No.5454894

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5454890
There's always forcing that rebel army to serve her instead of attacking us

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)03:45:58 No.5454896

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)03:45:58 No.5454896

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5454890
In either case it's more dead rebels. We can work with that.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)03:51:38 No.5454899

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)03:51:38 No.5454899

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>>5454894
>>5454896
Yes. Now. Do we tell Luke or not? Or do we tell him....our own version of events

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)03:53:41 No.5454900

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)03:53:41 No.5454900

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5454899
Luke, how would your...other siblings react if you can't retrieve your sister

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)04:00:25 No.5454903

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)04:00:25 No.5454903

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>>5454900
"Nothing. Because I WILL save my sister"

He genuinely believes this

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)04:11:31 No.5454914

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)04:11:31 No.5454914

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5454903
Would you be willing to accept rebels converted into your sister's fans

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)04:12:45 No.5454916

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)04:12:45 No.5454916

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5454903
Good, just checking. Now lets move on.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)04:15:33 No.5454920

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)04:15:33 No.5454920

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>>5454914
"What do you mean?"

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)04:18:33 No.5454921

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)04:18:33 No.5454921

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5454920
Just tell him about his sister FFS.
He deserves to know.
Don't beat around the proverbial bush.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)04:22:35 No.5454922

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)04:22:35 No.5454922

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>>5454921
Processing information, pls hold

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)04:23:37 No.5454923

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)04:23:37 No.5454923

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5454922
~~You all good man?~~

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)04:31:30 No.5454925

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)04:31:30 No.5454925

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>>5454923
You are now Luke.

If rebel intel is true. Mission parameters would change drastically.

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)04:33:17 No.5454926

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)04:33:17 No.5454926

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454925
Consider betraying the captain to save sister from empire?

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/07/22(Mon)04:34:44 No.5454928

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/07/22(Mon)04:34:44 No.5454928

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5454925
New mission: how the hell do we tell our sis

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)04:42:00 No.5454931

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)04:42:00 No.5454931

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>>5454928
That's right. This still counts as a rescue mission. You're gonna save your sister from herself.

BUt the real difficulty is how to tell Eldest Sister Shotasniffer that one of her siblings is trying to become....competition.

Preferably, you'd go get your younger sis from the rebels, erase all evidence and go home with nobody in the family none the wiser

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)04:46:57 No.5454936

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)04:46:57 No.5454936

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5454931
This is exactly why Rasputin and Olessa sent you, isn't it. They knew this would happen ever since...the incident.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)05:01:48 No.5454940

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)05:01:48 No.5454940

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>>5454936
"the what now?"

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)05:04:14 No.5454942

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)05:04:14 No.5454942

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5454940
Damn, you still have the empire of si...Shotasniffer enjoyers.
Promise them tickets to the next Shotasniffer concert as payment for silence, since they DID save you from that ruin.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)05:07:40 No.5454944

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)05:07:40 No.5454944

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>>5454942
You are now agent No Name.

Luke has offered you and the rest of the crew free concert tickets, provided you keep this whole business of his sister becoming the new Rebel idol under wraps. All the way until he gets her back.

You can now:

A. Say yes excitedly
B. Jump up and down while screaming yes
C. Drop to your knees, grab his hands and thank him in tears
D. Try to be cool and accept his proposal nonchalantly
E. Just start yelling Yes at the top of your lungs
F. Refuse [Impossible]

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)05:11:21 No.5454947

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)05:11:21 No.5454947

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5454944
D, except your mask betrays your feelings.

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)05:14:14 No.5454948

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)05:14:14 No.5454948

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5454944
>C. Drop to your knees, grab his hands and thank him in tears
Can we kiss his feet too?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)05:18:37 No.5454951

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)05:18:37 No.5454951

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>>5454948
>feet

Kinda sus, anon

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)05:23:56 No.5454958

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)05:23:56 No.5454958

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5454951
This is standard behaviour for all simps

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)05:24:01 No.5454959

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)05:24:01 No.5454959

>>5454951
Hey no, not in that way. I'm not a feet guy.
Like in a "Oh my god thank you" or "I will literally die via explosion for you now" way I meant.

~~I prefer tummies~~

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)05:25:02 No.5454960

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)05:25:02 No.5454960

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5454951
Roll is forgor.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)05:28:29 No.5454961

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)05:28:29 No.5454961

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>>5454958
Yeah but HIS feet tho

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)05:32:16 No.5454965

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)05:32:16 No.5454965

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5454961
The uniques are, of course, given backstage passes

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)05:33:16 No.5454968

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)05:33:16 No.5454968

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5454961
Let's just shake his hand very enthusiastically while showing a big smile on our helmet

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)05:44:03 No.5454973

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)05:44:03 No.5454973

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>>5454965
"Yes, you'll get backstage passes a-----okay."

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)05:45:52 No.5454974

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)05:45:52 No.5454974

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5454973
Did you ever see someone so pathetic, Joseph?
Joseph?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)05:49:55 No.5454977

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)05:49:55 No.5454977

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>>5454974

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)05:53:02 No.5454978

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)05:53:02 No.5454978

>>5454977
"DID YOU BOZOS FORGET OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE"
"I'll let the dragon lady ride on my dragon"
"Then again your sister is closer to us"

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)05:54:03 No.5454979

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)05:54:03 No.5454979

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454977
>>5454978

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)05:54:10 No.5454980

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)05:54:10 No.5454980

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5454977
Dragon Witch is also hanging of off Luke, trying to get him to show her his Dragon.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)05:58:36 No.5454981

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)05:58:36 No.5454981

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>>5454978
>>5454979
>>5454980

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)06:00:36 No.5454982

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)06:00:36 No.5454982

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5454981
Remember when this quest had plot progression?

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)06:00:56 No.5454983

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)06:00:56 No.5454983

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5454981
Alright, to business, Mob Soldiers, report what happened

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)06:01:57 No.5454985

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)06:01:57 No.5454985

>>5454982
Plot?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)06:02:37 No.5454987

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)06:02:37 No.5454987

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>>5454982
"Alright, alright, I get it already. Captain, isn't time we leave this sector?"

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)06:04:08 No.5454988

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)06:04:08 No.5454988

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5454987
Activate warp drive

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ)
11/07/22(Mon)06:04:40 No.5454989

Anonymous (ID: KAYr6HIQ) 11/07/22(Mon)06:04:40 No.5454989

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5454987
>>5454988
>>5454983

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)06:07:15 No.5454991

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)06:07:15 No.5454991

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>>5454988
Great. With the intel you've gotten from the rebels. You should be able to pass through this sector undisturbed.

The only way for anything to happen is if you deliberately stray from the safe path and ask for a dice roll

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM)
11/07/22(Mon)06:10:20 No.5454995

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM) 11/07/22(Mon)06:10:20 No.5454995

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5454991
Interrogate the Mob Soldiers for their stupidity

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)06:12:19 No.5454997

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)06:12:19 No.5454997

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5454991
Uh oh, computer malfunction. The coordinates are FLUCTUATING!!

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)06:13:06 No.5454998

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)06:13:06 No.5454998

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5454991
Hopefully we can ambush and steal a rebel ship this sector

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)06:22:29 No.5455003

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)06:22:29 No.5455003

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5454997
No they don't, stop being a gay nigger from outer space.

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)06:24:00 No.5455004

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)06:24:00 No.5455004

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>>5455003

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)06:27:50 No.5455006

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)06:27:50 No.5455006

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5454997
OH FUCK! MAYBE WE CAN STILL SAVE THIS!

ROLL 1d100

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM)
11/07/22(Mon)06:30:07 No.5455008

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM) 11/07/22(Mon)06:30:07 No.5455008

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5455006
Fffff

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)06:32:24 No.5455010

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)06:32:24 No.5455010

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5455006
Fucking space niggers.

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)06:33:29 No.5455011

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)06:33:29 No.5455011

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5455006
ITS ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE DESTINATION.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)06:38:38 No.5455013

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)06:38:38 No.5455013

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>>5455011
>>5455010
>>5455008
"CAPTAIN! THE NAV COMPUTER'S GONE HAYWIRE DUE TO THE SPACE STORMS IN THIS SECTOR! WE'VE GONE OFF COURSE!"

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)06:40:51 No.5455015

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)06:40:51 No.5455015

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5455013
WE'RE ABOUT TO WARP INTO THE ATMOSPHERE OF A CLASS 2 PLANET!!!

WE CAN'T SLOW OURSELVES ENOUGH! WE HAVE TO DO AN EMERGENCY CRASH LANDING!

EVERYONE BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM)
11/07/22(Mon)06:41:24 No.5455016

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM) 11/07/22(Mon)06:41:24 No.5455016

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5455013
QUICK SOMEONE FIX IT
MOB SOLDIERS GO

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)06:51:24 No.5455019

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)06:51:24 No.5455019

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5455016
"Wait WHAT?!"

"THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?"

Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM)
11/07/22(Mon)06:52:05 No.5455020

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM) 11/07/22(Mon)06:52:05 No.5455020

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5455019
SOMETHING

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)06:56:30 No.5455022

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)06:56:30 No.5455022

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5455019
PRESS BUTTONS AND STUFF MAN

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)06:58:02 No.5455023

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)06:58:02 No.5455023

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>>5455020
Fortunately, in their panic, the soldiers slapped JUST the correct sequence of buttons to navigate us out of the storm

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)07:00:03 No.5455024

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)07:00:03 No.5455024

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5455023
Thank god we got out of that storm.

I sure do hope we haven't ended up anywhere wacky when pulling out of warp.

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM)
11/07/22(Mon)07:00:07 No.5455025

Anonymous (ID: rEDKegwM) 11/07/22(Mon)07:00:07 No.5455025

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5455023
Were they drunk

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)07:04:27 No.5455027

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)07:04:27 No.5455027

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5455023
It deserves a promotion

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:11:28 No.5455031

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:11:28 No.5455031

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>>5455024
Surely by escaping it on time, nothing of the sort has happened

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)07:14:29 No.5455036

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)07:14:29 No.5455036

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5455031
Use the vision-screens to observe the situation.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)07:16:04 No.5455041

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)07:16:04 No.5455041

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5455031
MOB Soldiers proceed to drink in celebration. Or panic. Or just drink

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:16:10 No.5455042

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:16:10 No.5455042

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>>5455036
"Ya got it captain, getting visuals now"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:20:27 No.5455048

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:20:27 No.5455048

test

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)07:21:42 No.5455049

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)07:21:42 No.5455049

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5455042
Now, what do we see?

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)07:23:34 No.5455050

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)07:23:34 No.5455050

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5455042
Huh?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:24:10 No.5455051

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:24:10 No.5455051

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5455049
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)07:25:56 No.5455054

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)07:25:56 No.5455054

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5455051
GOD?

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)07:29:37 No.5455061

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)07:29:37 No.5455061

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5455051

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:29:42 No.5455062

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:29:42 No.5455062

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>>5455054
"Pffft. Current Year. Still believing in God. Pathetic humans"

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+)
11/07/22(Mon)07:31:05 No.5455067

Anonymous (ID: OLfbGlL+) 11/07/22(Mon)07:31:05 No.5455067

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5455062
Who are you and why do you insult our lord and savior?

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)07:31:38 No.5455068

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)07:31:38 No.5455068

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5455062
OH GOD IT'S THE- what was that again?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:40:47 No.5455076

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:40:47 No.5455076

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>>5455068
Let's quickly scan Empire records to see.
Roll 1d100 and Choose one of each:

This is a xenos race that:

A. Wants to murder all humans due to some ancient-by-human standards grudge.
B. Wants to eat all other sentient species to become the top dog of the universe
C. Practices an extreme form of atheism that they actively find and murder all religious peoples
D. Loves talking shit, other than that they don't do much
E. [Insert custom choice]

And they travel in:

A. Ships that are on-par with our tech
B. Organic bio-ships
C. Swarms. They don't need ships
D. [Insert custom choice]

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)07:44:23 No.5455084

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)07:44:23 No.5455084

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5455076
D and B

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:50:26 No.5455088

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:50:26 No.5455088

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>>5455084
Ah yes. Those fuckers

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)07:52:15 No.5455090

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)07:52:15 No.5455090

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5455088
Go away.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)07:54:37 No.5455094

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)07:54:37 No.5455094

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>>5455090
"Yeah? Want us to leave? What, can't handle a few bantz? Didn't know humans were such bitches"

You can here their entire crew cackling from over here

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)07:56:49 No.5455096

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)07:56:49 No.5455096

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5455094
Ignore them and they will go away to bother the next passing ship.

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA)
11/07/22(Mon)07:57:11 No.5455097

Anonymous (ID: SX9RZ6RA) 11/07/22(Mon)07:57:11 No.5455097

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5455094
Whatever you say, retard. We have more important places to be.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)08:00:39 No.5455099

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)08:00:39 No.5455099

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>>5455096
>>5455097
"Eyyyy where are ya going? C'mon guy we're just messing witcha"

"Yeah, didn't mean to.....trigger your bitchass"

"Gonna need a safespace now, snowflake?"

"nyehehhehehehehehehehhe"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)08:04:18 No.5455102

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)08:04:18 No.5455102

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5455099
Shitter ship suddenly suffers sublimation.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)08:07:26 No.5455108

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)08:07:26 No.5455108

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>>5455102
"oh wow they just suddenly got vaporized"

"wonder how that happened huh captain"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)08:09:28 No.5455109

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)08:09:28 No.5455109

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5455108
sad but common fate, totally unavoidable

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)08:14:14 No.5455110

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)08:14:14 No.5455110

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>>5455109
Indeed, what a shame. BUt there were nothing we could do

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)08:15:50 No.5455111

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)08:15:50 No.5455111

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5455110
Hey check out the space billboard
"New Rebel Idol In Session!...pleasehelpusplease"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)08:30:16 No.5455121

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)08:30:16 No.5455121

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>>5455111

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)08:34:56 No.5455125

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)08:34:56 No.5455125

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5455121
"I'm guessing she's a teenager."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)08:52:37 No.5455132

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)08:52:37 No.5455132

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>>5455125
"Yes....She's in her rebellious phase........Oh wow. A teenage rebel that just happens to be caught by the rebels. What a coincidence"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/07/22(Mon)08:56:04 No.5455133

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/07/22(Mon)08:56:04 No.5455133

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5455132
Damn, Lily grew up since Skeleton Island 2.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)09:05:44 No.5455143

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)09:05:44 No.5455143

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>>5455133
"Yes, Agent No Name. THat is my sister, Lilly"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)09:09:33 No.5455146

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)09:09:33 No.5455146

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5455143

Hits include "My Stupid Family Doesn't Understand Me", "My Sister is A Big Dork" and "I Hope Chosen One Chokes on It"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/07/22(Mon)09:12:26 No.5455147

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/07/22(Mon)09:12:26 No.5455147

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5455143
Guess we'll have to beat her up before she'll agree to leave her Rebel band.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)09:44:56 No.5455176

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)09:44:56 No.5455176

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>>5455146
"Wow, this selection is a doozy"

"Hey what's this part where she sang for 3 hours about some guy who grills"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)09:52:00 No.5455184

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)09:52:00 No.5455184

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5455176
Man these are some weird lyrics about how his smoke chokes the environment and his addiction to weiners.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)10:04:15 No.5455193

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)10:04:15 No.5455193

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>>5455184
"And also a bit about how he stopped paying attention to her and she requires at least 20 hours of doting on a day"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)10:07:57 No.5455198

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)10:07:57 No.5455198

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5455193
She does at least put some praise for him.
Most of them actually.
Well, except for the mecha gay one, the drunken one and... "Bobby".

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)10:13:22 No.5455203

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)10:13:22 No.5455203

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>>5455198
Huh, you know anything about that, Luke?

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)10:16:20 No.5455207

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)10:16:20 No.5455207

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5455203
Luke is having a moment.
"Hey look, she's going to play in [insert rebel base with intel on actual princess here]

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)10:20:07 No.5455209

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)10:20:07 No.5455209

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>>5455207
!

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)10:21:20 No.5455211

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)10:21:20 No.5455211

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5455209
With what is described as a "captive audience".

Anonymous (ID: 5+L+hGjb)
11/07/22(Mon)10:21:34 No.5455212

Anonymous (ID: 5+L+hGjb) 11/07/22(Mon)10:21:34 No.5455212

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5455209
I wonder how far away that rebel base is

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)10:27:39 No.5455214

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)10:27:39 No.5455214

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5455212
Alright. Let's check the star maps.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)10:28:58 No.5455215

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)10:28:58 No.5455215

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5455214
Oh god

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/07/22(Mon)10:29:26 No.5455216

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/07/22(Mon)10:29:26 No.5455216

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5455214
*rigging in progress*

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/07/22(Mon)10:33:30 No.5455220

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/07/22(Mon)10:33:30 No.5455220

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5455214
Is this a rigging I see before me?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)10:36:54 No.5455224

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)10:36:54 No.5455224

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>>5455215
>>5455216
>>5455220

Remember kids, OP has never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)10:41:47 No.5455226

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)10:41:47 No.5455226

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5455224
How far

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)10:47:39 No.5455232

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)10:47:39 No.5455232

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>>5455226
Damn. It's pretty far away. We might not make it there before the concert starts.

"Agent No Name! We need to head there quick! Whatever happens, we must NOT allow Lilly to start singing!"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)10:49:11 No.5455234

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)10:49:11 No.5455234

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5455232
I get the speed, but why shouldn't she sing?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)10:56:25 No.5455244

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)10:56:25 No.5455244

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>>5455234
"BECAUSE, AGENT, She's just like Shostasniffer! She's one of the people in my family with THE GIFT. If we allow the concert to happen, she would turn the rebel audience into a raving band of absolutely hyped up lunatics ready to slaughter all in their path!"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/07/22(Mon)10:57:26 No.5455245

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/07/22(Mon)10:57:26 No.5455245

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5455244
Understandable. Helmsman, full speed to next sector.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/07/22(Mon)11:01:38 No.5455248

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/07/22(Mon)11:01:38 No.5455248

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5455244
That's actually cause for worry

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)11:02:50 No.5455250

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)11:02:50 No.5455250

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>>5455245

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/07/22(Mon)11:03:24 No.5455251

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/07/22(Mon)11:03:24 No.5455251

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5455250
Roll for loot and glory.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)11:09:00 No.5455253

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)11:09:00 No.5455253

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>>5455251
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
80-100: Loot
40-79: Glory
20-39: No
1-19: oh no

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/07/22(Mon)11:12:54 No.5455255

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/07/22(Mon)11:12:54 No.5455255

Rolled 24, 92 = 116 (2d100)

>>5455253
No bonus from the rebel intel? Sad.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)11:34:53 No.5455269

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)11:34:53 No.5455269

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>>5455255
Doesn't matter. You got the stuff.

Which will be decided in the next session. I gotta go now. Toodles

Updates b here:
~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF)
11/07/22(Mon)13:41:07 No.5455387

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF) 11/07/22(Mon)13:41:07 No.5455387

How do I get the archive files to load images?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)13:43:35 No.5455388

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)13:43:35 No.5455388

>>5455387
It doesn't? Usually just opening the html file in the folder would work

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF)
11/07/22(Mon)13:47:46 No.5455389

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF) 11/07/22(Mon)13:47:46 No.5455389

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>>5455388
It always looks like this when I open it

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)13:49:34 No.5455391

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)13:49:34 No.5455391

>>5455389
What browser are you using?

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF)
11/07/22(Mon)13:50:40 No.5455393

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF) 11/07/22(Mon)13:50:40 No.5455393

>>5455391
Chrome

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)13:52:49 No.5455395

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)13:52:49 No.5455395

>>5455393
That's pretty weird. That shouldn't happen. Try opening it with firefox. Also, this applies to all archives right?

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF)
11/07/22(Mon)14:04:51 No.5455405

Anonymous (ID: a4KeR7aF) 11/07/22(Mon)14:04:51 No.5455405

>>5455395
I get the same thing with other browsers, and yeah all the other archives return the same

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/07/22(Mon)14:12:50 No.5455413

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/07/22(Mon)14:12:50 No.5455413

>>5455405
I'll be real, anon. I have no idea how did this happen nor how to fix it. I tried redownloading a bunch of random archives and opening them in other machines and they load fine. So all I can do is wish you luck finding a solution

Anonymous (ID: 6+Kbkvw1)
11/07/22(Mon)17:03:18 No.5455517

Anonymous (ID: 6+Kbkvw1) 11/07/22(Mon)17:03:18 No.5455517

>>5455209
Sans Megalovania

Anonymous (ID: XN8L8SQU)
11/11/22(Fri)03:32:53 No.5459425

Anonymous (ID: XN8L8SQU) 11/11/22(Fri)03:32:53 No.5459425

Thread 2morrow more like thread 4ever

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/11/22(Fri)05:07:21 No.5459452

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/11/22(Fri)05:07:21 No.5459452

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/11/22(Fri)05:18:38 No.5459458

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/11/22(Fri)05:18:38 No.5459458

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Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/11/22(Fri)05:55:38 No.5459469

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/11/22(Fri)05:55:38 No.5459469

thread soon

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/11/22(Fri)15:01:48 No.5459907

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/11/22(Fri)15:01:48 No.5459907

>>5459469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_USBSPSI5M

Anonymous (ID: bjhUjwXc)
11/11/22(Fri)18:30:48 No.5460055

Anonymous (ID: bjhUjwXc) 11/11/22(Fri)18:30:48 No.5460055

>>5459907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EptaoA--IU

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/11/22(Fri)23:05:12 No.5460237

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/11/22(Fri)23:05:12 No.5460237

WAKE UP OP IT'S BEEN 10 HOURS

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/11/22(Fri)23:13:13 No.5460243

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/11/22(Fri)23:13:13 No.5460243

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>>5460237
aw shit

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/11/22(Fri)23:14:08 No.5460246

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/11/22(Fri)23:14:08 No.5460246

>>5460243
NOW SHOW US OUR LOOT

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/11/22(Fri)23:17:28 No.5460252

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/11/22(Fri)23:17:28 No.5460252

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5460243
give us more lootboxes
there are the only thing that makes happy chemicals anymore

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/11/22(Fri)23:25:07 No.5460260

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/11/22(Fri)23:25:07 No.5460260

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>>5460246
>>5460252
wat loot

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/11/22(Fri)23:26:19 No.5460262

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/11/22(Fri)23:26:19 No.5460262

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>>5460260
THIS loot

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/11/22(Fri)23:26:21 No.5460263

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/11/22(Fri)23:26:21 No.5460263

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5460260
your lunch money dweeb

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/11/22(Fri)23:27:24 No.5460265

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/11/22(Fri)23:27:24 No.5460265

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>>5460262
OP is blind, what are you talking about

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH)
11/11/22(Fri)23:28:12 No.5460266

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH) 11/11/22(Fri)23:28:12 No.5460266

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460265
What? I can't hear you, I'm deaf

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/11/22(Fri)23:28:53 No.5460268

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/11/22(Fri)23:28:53 No.5460268

>>5460265
Quick, abuse his physical disability to steal all of his valuables and totallynotapaladin™ related merchandise

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/11/22(Fri)23:29:45 No.5460271

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/11/22(Fri)23:29:45 No.5460271

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460265
your not blind, you just want an excuse to wear sunglasses inside

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/11/22(Fri)23:29:55 No.5460272

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/11/22(Fri)23:29:55 No.5460272

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>>5460266
What a shame. Sorry to hear that. Imma take my leave now

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH)
11/11/22(Fri)23:31:18 No.5460274

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH) 11/11/22(Fri)23:31:18 No.5460274

>>5460272
What? I said I can't hear you. Eh, I guess we'll just have to kill him.

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH)
11/11/22(Fri)23:31:41 No.5460275

Anonymous (ID: uEn+lfJH) 11/11/22(Fri)23:31:41 No.5460275

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5460272
Luke, OP called your Weiner obsession gay

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/11/22(Fri)23:31:48 No.5460277

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/11/22(Fri)23:31:48 No.5460277

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5460272
Bridge! Use of tractor beam on that loot!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/11/22(Fri)23:39:04 No.5460289

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/11/22(Fri)23:39:04 No.5460289

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>>5460275

Anonymous (ID: 0G4zMKUK)
11/11/22(Fri)23:40:08 No.5460290

Anonymous (ID: 0G4zMKUK) 11/11/22(Fri)23:40:08 No.5460290

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5460289
To loot

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/11/22(Fri)23:40:15 No.5460292

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/11/22(Fri)23:40:15 No.5460292

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5460289
GRAB THE GOODIES WE NEED MOAR TEAMMATES

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/11/22(Fri)23:40:45 No.5460293

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/11/22(Fri)23:40:45 No.5460293

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5460289
loot the loot

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/11/22(Fri)23:57:03 No.5460313

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/11/22(Fri)23:57:03 No.5460313

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>>5460293
Dare you open the mystery box

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/11/22(Fri)23:58:43 No.5460315

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/11/22(Fri)23:58:43 No.5460315

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5460313
with gusto!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)00:12:56 No.5460326

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)00:12:56 No.5460326

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>>5460315

Anonymous (ID: fwP+jKRn)
11/12/22(Sat)00:17:52 No.5460331

Anonymous (ID: fwP+jKRn) 11/12/22(Sat)00:17:52 No.5460331

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460326
dice+1d100 for loot

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)00:24:26 No.5460333

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)00:24:26 No.5460333

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>>5460331
Sure. Roll 1d100 for loot

80-100: Oh shit a whole ass ship, still intact
50-79: Found a wreck, could be salvaged for parts n shit
2-49: Found a wreck, too damaged to be salvaged for parts, but you can send somebody inside to loot the remains
1: Three fiddy

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)00:48:09 No.5460336

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)00:48:09 No.5460336

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5460333
I will simply roll good

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)00:54:57 No.5460341

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)00:54:57 No.5460341

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>>5460336

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/12/22(Sat)00:59:42 No.5460345

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/12/22(Sat)00:59:42 No.5460345

>>5460341
Begin salvaging

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)01:01:01 No.5460346

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)01:01:01 No.5460346

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5460341
Deploy salvage drones

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)01:18:28 No.5460353

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)01:18:28 No.5460353

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5460346
Deploying drones.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)01:19:39 No.5460356

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)01:19:39 No.5460356

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5460353

Anonymous (ID: fwP+jKRn)
11/12/22(Sat)01:19:58 No.5460358

Anonymous (ID: fwP+jKRn) 11/12/22(Sat)01:19:58 No.5460358

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460353
Uh oh

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)01:22:54 No.5460362

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)01:22:54 No.5460362

>>5460356
>>5460358
Salvage drone tech is new and unreliable

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)01:34:38 No.5460365

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)01:34:38 No.5460365

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>>5460358
"Sir. We lost signal of the drones"

Anonymous (ID: fwP+jKRn)
11/12/22(Sat)01:38:53 No.5460368

Anonymous (ID: fwP+jKRn) 11/12/22(Sat)01:38:53 No.5460368

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5460365
I guess we have to send every significant person on a loot trip then

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)01:45:57 No.5460376

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)01:45:57 No.5460376

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>>5460368
"Including you, sir?"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)01:48:20 No.5460379

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)01:48:20 No.5460379

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5460376
Yes

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)01:53:56 No.5460385

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)01:53:56 No.5460385

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>>5460379
Alright, this should be simple. No worries

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)01:54:57 No.5460386

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)01:54:57 No.5460386

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460385
Alright men, find anything valuable
And watch out for space rats

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)01:55:09 No.5460388

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)01:55:09 No.5460388

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5460385
what we got

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)01:58:29 No.5460393

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)01:58:29 No.5460393

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5460388
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)01:58:54 No.5460394

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)01:58:54 No.5460394

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5460393

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/12/22(Sat)01:59:18 No.5460396

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/12/22(Sat)01:59:18 No.5460396

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460393
Loot get

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/12/22(Sat)02:03:29 No.5460400

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/12/22(Sat)02:03:29 No.5460400

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460393
*RIGGING IN PROGRESS*

Anonymous (ID: N266iYDD)
11/12/22(Sat)02:04:09 No.5460401

Anonymous (ID: N266iYDD) 11/12/22(Sat)02:04:09 No.5460401

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5460393

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)02:10:24 No.5460407

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)02:10:24 No.5460407

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5460393

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)02:13:17 No.5460409

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)02:13:17 No.5460409

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>>5460400
There! In the darkness of the wreck. A creature lies in wait to ambush you! Luckily your sensors detected it in time, and it has not realized you discovered it yet!

Anonymous (ID: 0tyHRvbf)
11/12/22(Sat)02:14:05 No.5460411

Anonymous (ID: 0tyHRvbf) 11/12/22(Sat)02:14:05 No.5460411

hello anons
how many dice rigged so far?

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)02:14:10 No.5460412

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)02:14:10 No.5460412

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5460409
IDENTIFY

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)02:23:38 No.5460425

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)02:23:38 No.5460425

>>5460411
Dices are never rigged what are you talking about

Anonymous (ID: 0tyHRvbf)
11/12/22(Sat)02:29:40 No.5460430

Anonymous (ID: 0tyHRvbf) 11/12/22(Sat)02:29:40 No.5460430

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>>5460425

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)02:31:44 No.5460433

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)02:31:44 No.5460433

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>>5460412
Alright. What's it gonna be this time:

A. Space hobo
B. Alien Bug
C. Space Demon
D. [insert idea here]

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/12/22(Sat)02:33:41 No.5460435

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/12/22(Sat)02:33:41 No.5460435

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5460433
D. deranged survivor of the ship's crew

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)02:35:13 No.5460437

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)02:35:13 No.5460437

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460433
>>5460435

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)02:57:48 No.5460450

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)02:57:48 No.5460450

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>>5460437
gasp

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)03:02:25 No.5460456

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)03:02:25 No.5460456

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5460450
...victim of Lilly's song?

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)03:02:37 No.5460457

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)03:02:37 No.5460457

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5460450
Wave at the insane man.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)03:05:01 No.5460459

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)03:05:01 No.5460459

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5460457
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)03:05:33 No.5460460

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)03:05:33 No.5460460

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460459
Hello buddy, how ya holdin' up?

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/12/22(Sat)03:08:01 No.5460462

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/12/22(Sat)03:08:01 No.5460462

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5460459
"Greetings citizen."

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)03:10:51 No.5460464

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)03:10:51 No.5460464

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5460459
"Would you be interested in a career change?"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)03:16:47 No.5460467

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)03:16:47 No.5460467

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>>5460462
From inside that helmet, inhuman gurgling sounds can be heard.

He's confused

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/12/22(Sat)03:18:23 No.5460468

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/12/22(Sat)03:18:23 No.5460468

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5460467
Oh he's gone savage, talk very slowly
"Heeelooo citizeen. I am a operaatooor from the empirrrre"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)03:19:57 No.5460469

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)03:19:57 No.5460469

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5460467
A victim of Lilly's singing, I guess

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)03:21:07 No.5460470

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)03:21:07 No.5460470

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5460467
Signal the ST-100 to replicate some high quality empire cheese so we can feed this man. Everyone loves good cheese.

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)03:27:42 No.5460473

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)03:27:42 No.5460473

Jesas OP you sure took your time, anyway I'm here now.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)03:34:10 No.5460475

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)03:34:10 No.5460475

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>>5460470
"eeeeempire.....cheeeese?"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)03:35:36 No.5460476

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)03:35:36 No.5460476

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5460475
Correct, my new-found acquaintance. This will help restore you back to sanity.

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)03:41:59 No.5460477

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)03:41:59 No.5460477

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5460475
It's cheddar flavor.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)03:49:55 No.5460478

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)03:49:55 No.5460478

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5460476
Roll 1d100

+10 ~~For the insane survivor~~

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)03:50:46 No.5460480

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)03:50:46 No.5460480

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460478
Dice rigger.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)04:00:50 No.5460484

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)04:00:50 No.5460484

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460480
"...em...pire?....KILL EMPIRE! KILLLLLL EMPIREEE!!!!!!"

He's gone berserk! Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)04:02:00 No.5460485

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)04:02:00 No.5460485

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5460484
How can I trust you haven't rigged this one too?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)04:10:39 No.5460490

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)04:10:39 No.5460490

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>>5460485
OP has never rigged anything in any thread ever

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/12/22(Sat)04:11:47 No.5460491

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/12/22(Sat)04:11:47 No.5460491

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460490
Use a nonlethal takedown, the most silent type of takedown

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)04:17:04 No.5460496

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)04:17:04 No.5460496

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460491
Time to prod with the prod

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)04:17:46 No.5460497

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)04:17:46 No.5460497

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460496
Stand still so I can prod ya

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)04:18:28 No.5460499

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)04:18:28 No.5460499

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5460496
Prod this man for disrespecting the cheese.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)04:22:12 No.5460502

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)04:22:12 No.5460502

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>>5460497

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)04:22:58 No.5460503

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)04:22:58 No.5460503

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5460502
Looks like this was one of those unlucky sods who heard Lilly's song

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)04:24:10 No.5460504

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)04:24:10 No.5460504

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5460502
Secure the rest of the ship, there might be more of them.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)04:38:58 No.5460513

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)04:38:58 No.5460513

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>>5460503
"That sounds about right. Her songs can hype up the troops into a frenzy. It's only got more effective when she grew into an angsty teenager"

"Records say that this guy was a rebel prisoner. This was an imperial ship"

"So this guy must have heard the song, got real hyped about killing Imperials and murderized everyone on board"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)04:41:56 No.5460516

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)04:41:56 No.5460516

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460513
Huh, don't feel the same with Shotasniffer's wonderful, dazzling song of the heavens.
Anyway Joseph how do you feel about two chainsaws

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)04:42:24 No.5460517

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)04:42:24 No.5460517

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5460513
Check E(mpire)-bay for Brainwashatron 5000, he could be useful
Like an expendable living missile

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)04:48:33 No.5460520

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)04:48:33 No.5460520

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>>5460517

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)04:56:46 No.5460523

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)04:56:46 No.5460523

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5460520
>>5460516
How does it work

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)05:05:24 No.5460530

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)05:05:24 No.5460530

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>>5460523
"I mean. It's pretty simple really. Just press the button and the chainswords go brrrrrrr"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)05:08:33 No.5460534

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)05:08:33 No.5460534

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5460530
Yes, and also how does the Brainwashatron work and how much is it

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)05:12:01 No.5460537

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)05:12:01 No.5460537

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>>5460534
"Just press the button and the Brainwashatron go brrrrrr"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)05:13:53 No.5460540

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)05:13:53 No.5460540

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5460537
You think we can put this down as a business expense?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)05:31:41 No.5460552

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)05:31:41 No.5460552

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5460540
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)05:32:11 No.5460553

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)05:32:11 No.5460553

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5460552

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)05:37:21 No.5460556

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)05:37:21 No.5460556

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>>5460553
Approved. You can tell the store to send the Empire the bills

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)05:57:22 No.5460565

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)05:57:22 No.5460565

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5460556
Put it in the crazed rebel

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)06:08:43 No.5460571

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)06:08:43 No.5460571

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>>5460565

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)06:10:21 No.5460572

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)06:10:21 No.5460572

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5460571
How does it go

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)06:12:31 No.5460573

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)06:12:31 No.5460573

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460572
Roll 1d100 to make the Brainwashatron go brrrrrr

Then we'll see how it goes

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)06:14:20 No.5460575

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)06:14:20 No.5460575

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrr

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)06:14:33 No.5460576

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)06:14:33 No.5460576

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)06:15:44 No.5460577

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)06:15:44 No.5460577

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)06:34:51 No.5460584

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)06:34:51 No.5460584

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>>5460576

To ensure nobody would exploit the technology ~~but mainly to make people keep buying again to drive up profits~~, the Brainwashatron programmed to render itself useless after one use

But nevertheless, The procedure goes off without a hitch. This rebel is now completely under your control. Anything you say to him, his mind will translate it as command from Rebel HQ.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)06:35:40 No.5460585

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)06:35:40 No.5460585

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5460584
Is he still completely insane otherwise?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)06:36:30 No.5460586

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)06:36:30 No.5460586

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>>5460585
Depends. Is that what you want?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)06:39:57 No.5460588

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)06:39:57 No.5460588

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>>5460586
OP gotta go get something to eat. Figure that one out in the meantime.

Be back in like 2 hours

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)06:42:59 No.5460590

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)06:42:59 No.5460590

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5460588
That depends, is being RIP AND TEAR awesome?

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)07:54:56 No.5460624

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)07:54:56 No.5460624

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5460588
I WANT HIM TO BE EVEN MORE INSANE

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)09:08:09 No.5460661

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)09:08:09 No.5460661

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Pondering his orb

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)09:13:43 No.5460663

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)09:13:43 No.5460663

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460661
>>5460590
>>5460624

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)09:13:49 No.5460664

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)09:13:49 No.5460664

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460661
Make sure the Brainwashatron stabilized the berserker enough that he doesn't go around killing our crew, but keeping him insane enough to use as a shock weapon.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)09:26:06 No.5460670

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)09:26:06 No.5460670

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>>5460663
Sure. He's still nuts. But he's a nutter under your control

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)09:26:52 No.5460671

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)09:26:52 No.5460671

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5460670
Very good. And the ship, is it salvagable?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)09:37:52 No.5460679

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)09:37:52 No.5460679

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5460671
Depends, how confident are you in your dice

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)09:38:34 No.5460680

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)09:38:34 No.5460680

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460679
...have you rigged them?

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)09:39:19 No.5460681

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)09:39:19 No.5460681

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460679
BGaaaaaah

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)09:40:09 No.5460682

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)09:40:09 No.5460682

That looks like a rigging to me.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)09:42:48 No.5460686

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)09:42:48 No.5460686

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>>5460680
>>5460681
OP has never rigged anything ever, don't believe anon lies

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)09:45:09 No.5460687

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)09:45:09 No.5460687

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460686
Lets just take the copper wires and sell them then

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)09:46:11 No.5460688

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)09:46:11 No.5460688

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5460686
Scrape the data from the nav computer at least.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)10:00:25 No.5460705

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)10:00:25 No.5460705

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>>5460688
You got some nav data and general materials from the wreck, which can be used to repair your fleet if needed.

And some fuel. Always gotta need fuel

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)10:02:13 No.5460708

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)10:02:13 No.5460708

>>5460705
Okay, now write "Empire wuz here" graphiti on the wreck and get moving

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)10:02:26 No.5460709

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)10:02:26 No.5460709

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460705
Guess we'll jump to the next sector then, find some more ships to steal.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)10:03:15 No.5460710

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)10:03:15 No.5460710

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5460708
Also roll funny dice, can't forget that

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)10:04:27 No.5460711

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)10:04:27 No.5460711

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5460705
Activate warp drive.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)10:10:04 No.5460715

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)10:10:04 No.5460715

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>>5460711

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)10:12:29 No.5460717

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)10:12:29 No.5460717

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5460715
Uh oh, we forgot to input coordinates before activating the warp drive.

What wacky place will we end up now?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)10:16:09 No.5460722

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)10:16:09 No.5460722

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>>5460717
OH BOY. Would our heroes be warped to somewhere dangerous? Wacky? Perhaps even stranded on some random planet in a filler arc? Who knoooooooooooows

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)10:17:35 No.5460723

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)10:17:35 No.5460723

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5460722
All tthree. Because we are warped to near Lilly's base

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)10:17:37 No.5460724

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)10:17:37 No.5460724

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460722
I don't know either.
Dealers choice I guess.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)10:18:26 No.5460725

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)10:18:26 No.5460725

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5460722
Give me a random table so we can roll a whacky dice for a whacky place

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)10:28:04 No.5460734

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)10:28:04 No.5460734

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>>5460725
Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:

1-30: Crash land onto a planet
31-50: Warped right into the middle of a Rebel Fleet
51-70: Accidentally moved 1 sector away from the actual path. Still salvageable
71-85: the skeleton crew punched in the correct coordinates before warping, so you traveled normally
86-100: Free Pick

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)10:29:53 No.5460736

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)10:29:53 No.5460736

Rolled 43, 79 = 122 (2d100)

>>5460734

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)10:31:32 No.5460737

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)10:31:32 No.5460737

Rolled 63, 84 = 147 (2d100)

>>5460734

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)10:32:37 No.5460738

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)10:32:37 No.5460738

Impressively mundane results.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)10:56:49 No.5460769

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)10:56:49 No.5460769

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>>5460737
Huh. Good job skeleton.
Now roll Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is in the sector:
80-100: oh sweet free stuff
40-79: Event
20-39: Enemy Encounter
10-19: Worse Event
2-9: Space Monster
1: oh no

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)10:57:30 No.5460770

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)10:57:30 No.5460770

Rolled 35, 37 = 72 (2d100)

>>5460769
Oh shit.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)11:00:20 No.5460775

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)11:00:20 No.5460775

Rolled 9, 56 = 65 (2d100)

>>5460769

Anonymous (ID: N266iYDD)
11/12/22(Sat)11:05:22 No.5460777

Anonymous (ID: N266iYDD) 11/12/22(Sat)11:05:22 No.5460777

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5460769

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)11:06:15 No.5460778

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)11:06:15 No.5460778

>>5460777
2d100

Anonymous (ID: N266iYDD)
11/12/22(Sat)11:06:28 No.5460780

Anonymous (ID: N266iYDD) 11/12/22(Sat)11:06:28 No.5460780

Rolled 25, 14 = 39 (2d100)

>>5460769
Ignore my previous post.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)11:19:22 No.5460793

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)11:19:22 No.5460793

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>>5460770
Ah, a typical rebel squad. Should be sim ple

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)11:20:49 No.5460794

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)11:20:49 No.5460794

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5460793
Let's try out our new berserker, get a boarding action going.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)11:20:57 No.5460795

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)11:20:57 No.5460795

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5460793
Open co-
"KILL KILL KILL"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)11:35:58 No.5460802

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)11:35:58 No.5460802

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>>5460795
Down, boy, down

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)11:37:24 No.5460804

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)11:37:24 No.5460804

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460802
It's coming from them, too

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)11:44:33 No.5460808

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)11:44:33 No.5460808

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>>5460804
"EMPIRE DOGS! PREPARE TO BE MURDERIZED! FOR LILLYYYYYYYYYY"

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)11:46:00 No.5460812

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)11:46:00 No.5460812

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460808
Alright, send pod escorted by drones

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)11:46:35 No.5460814

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)11:46:35 No.5460814

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460808
>>5460812
>>5460794
Gott any way to calm them down, Luke?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)11:54:16 No.5460818

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)11:54:16 No.5460818

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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460812
Sending over the berserker using Breaching Pod

Roll 1d100

The drones gives +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/12/22(Sat)11:55:01 No.5460820

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/12/22(Sat)11:55:01 No.5460820

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5460818
Awww come on, we just got this one!

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)11:55:26 No.5460822

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)11:55:26 No.5460822

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5460818
Uh oh

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)11:55:45 No.5460824

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)11:55:45 No.5460824

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5460818
Rigged.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)12:07:19 No.5460837

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)12:07:19 No.5460837

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5460820
THEY TOOK DOWN ONE OF THE PROTECTOR DRONES! YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE! ROLL 1D100

+15 Bonus

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)12:08:35 No.5460841

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)12:08:35 No.5460841

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5460837
Wow.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)12:08:58 No.5460842

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)12:08:58 No.5460842

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5460837

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)12:13:01 No.5460851

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)12:13:01 No.5460851

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>>5460842
THE BREACHING POD HITS!

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)12:16:27 No.5460856

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)12:16:27 No.5460856

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5460851
Violence.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)12:25:52 No.5460859

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)12:25:52 No.5460859

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5460856
Roll 1d100 for Violence

+40 Bonus

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)12:27:01 No.5460861

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)12:27:01 No.5460861

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460859
Fresh meat, ready to become skeletons!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)12:39:11 No.5460878

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)12:39:11 No.5460878

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>>5460861
"EMPIRE FUCKS!"

"EMPIRE DOG!"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)12:40:32 No.5460879

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)12:40:32 No.5460879

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5460878
He can't be stopped. Luke, your sister can create unstoppable slaughter simps! Imagine what the Empire could do with such an asset...

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)12:41:44 No.5460881

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)12:41:44 No.5460881

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5460878
They all start attacking each other in confusion

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)12:50:00 No.5460886

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)12:50:00 No.5460886

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>>5460879
"Yes....Imagine. You got an idea, agent?"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)12:54:48 No.5460888

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)12:54:48 No.5460888

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5460886
How much do you take for recording a song

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)12:55:00 No.5460889

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)12:55:00 No.5460889

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460886
Worlds of traitors brought to heel, systems who think of themselves as 'independent', conquered once and for all. A Galactic Empire to last for a Thousand Years! It is enough to make a man weep for it's glory! Can you not see the beauty and splendor of such a future, Luke!? Your sister, she is the key to it all. With her Power, the Empire could do... anything!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)13:02:05 No.5460896

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)13:02:05 No.5460896

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>>5460888
"...I'll have our people get back to you on that later"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)13:04:55 No.5460899

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)13:04:55 No.5460899

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5460896
Also how many sausages do you want
>>5460889

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)13:14:19 No.5460913

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)13:14:19 No.5460913

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>>5460899
"Yes, that sounds very nice. But ultimately it'll be up for her to decide. So now, let's just get her back first, then, I dunno, maybe I'll put in a good word for you, eh?"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)13:20:33 No.5460916

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)13:20:33 No.5460916

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460913
Check on mob soldiers who are drinking and clearly not plotting to kill each other

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)13:22:13 No.5460919

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)13:22:13 No.5460919

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5460913
You truly are a genorous man, Luke. The Empire thanks you for your kindness. Now, what do you say about boarding a ship and knocking some rebel skulls?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)13:26:57 No.5460927

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)13:26:57 No.5460927

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>>5460919
"Sure. Is everyone else ready?"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)13:28:18 No.5460930

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)13:28:18 No.5460930

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460927
Lets fucking go!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)13:33:27 No.5460932

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)13:33:27 No.5460932

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460930
Roll 1d100

+40 bonus

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)13:35:58 No.5460935

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)13:35:58 No.5460935

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5460932
MOB KNIGHTS STOP TOUCHING THE RADIO

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)13:36:24 No.5460937

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)13:36:24 No.5460937

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5460932
Big damage!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)13:55:50 No.5460955

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)13:55:50 No.5460955

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>>5460935
"Mob knights? Who the hell are mob knights?"

"I dunno, sure aint us. We're not knights"

"Must mean someone else then. Continue playing [Unfitting Music Genre] loudly over the comms"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)13:58:26 No.5460958

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)13:58:26 No.5460958

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5460955
Mob Soldiers search dead bodies for loot

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)14:14:45 No.5460972

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)14:14:45 No.5460972

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>>5460958
"Oh sweet, a trading card"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)14:17:07 No.5460975

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)14:17:07 No.5460975

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460972
Find more trading cards

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)14:24:31 No.5460980

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)14:24:31 No.5460980

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5460972
Any Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)14:25:15 No.5460983

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)14:25:15 No.5460983

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>>5460975
>>5460980
"Yo who the fuck is this?"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)14:25:44 No.5460985

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)14:25:44 No.5460985

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460983
Looks like a real cool dude.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)14:26:22 No.5460987

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)14:26:22 No.5460987

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460983
>>5460985
Trait: Drunken Fist

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)14:28:28 No.5460990

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)14:28:28 No.5460990

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460983
Time for me to roll the lowest.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)14:29:43 No.5460994

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)14:29:43 No.5460994

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>>5460987
>>5460985
"Increases both attack and defense by 3 if you have at least 1 alcohol token, huh"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)14:30:52 No.5460999

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)14:30:52 No.5460999

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460994
Must be a rare card of an ancient hero of some kind. Bet he is the strongest one in his whole family.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)14:31:40 No.5461004

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)14:31:40 No.5461004

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5460994
>>5460999
QUATTRO YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THIS GAME

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)14:37:35 No.5461015

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)14:37:35 No.5461015

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>>5461004
Quattro is allowed in every game.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)14:39:23 No.5461017

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)14:39:23 No.5461017

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>>5460999
>>5461004

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)14:40:29 No.5461020

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)14:40:29 No.5461020

>>5461017
>>5460994
Man, which we got a Shotasniffer instead

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)14:41:26 No.5461023

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)14:41:26 No.5461023

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5461017
"Quattro!? What are you doing here?"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)14:42:35 No.5461027

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)14:42:35 No.5461027

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5461017
>>5461020
>>5461023

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)14:52:30 No.5461037

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)14:52:30 No.5461037

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>>5461023
But what if

it was all a dream

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/12/22(Sat)14:53:08 No.5461038

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/12/22(Sat)14:53:08 No.5461038

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5461037
Continue with looting

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/12/22(Sat)14:53:17 No.5461039

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/12/22(Sat)14:53:17 No.5461039

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5461037
Oh no, are we back at the Asylum again?

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
11/12/22(Sat)14:53:45 No.5461040

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 11/12/22(Sat)14:53:45 No.5461040

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5461037
WAKE UP

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/12/22(Sat)14:58:10 No.5461045

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/12/22(Sat)14:58:10 No.5461045

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>>5461040
Yes a---h shit it's 3 AM. I gotta sleep now.

See ya next session, anons.

Updates b here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)13:41:01 No.5467252

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)13:41:01 No.5467252

OP is once again being the gayest individual on this board.

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)13:51:03 No.5467257

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)13:51:03 No.5467257

>>5467252
At least he’s consistent?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)13:57:49 No.5467261

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)13:57:49 No.5467261

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bread

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)13:58:44 No.5467263

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)13:58:44 No.5467263

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5467261
Low quality bread,

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)14:01:49 No.5467265

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)14:01:49 No.5467265

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5467261
You’re toast, kid

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/18/22(Fri)14:07:16 No.5467270

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/18/22(Fri)14:07:16 No.5467270

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5467261
Banana bread?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)14:07:24 No.5467271

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)14:07:24 No.5467271

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>>5467263

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)14:07:57 No.5467272

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)14:07:57 No.5467272

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5467271
So what about Quattro?

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/18/22(Fri)14:09:19 No.5467273

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/18/22(Fri)14:09:19 No.5467273

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5467271
Remember what you grandpa told us about such situation

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)14:11:18 No.5467276

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)14:11:18 No.5467276

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5467271
Wow, looking baked there, agent

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)14:14:57 No.5467278

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)14:14:57 No.5467278

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>>5467273
"nnngggghhhhhhhh......brrreeeaaaad"

A man of a few words

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/18/22(Fri)14:16:24 No.5467280

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/18/22(Fri)14:16:24 No.5467280

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5467278
Inspiring...right what were we doing?

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)14:16:27 No.5467281

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)14:16:27 No.5467281

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5467278
Back to collectathon of trading cards

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)14:19:53 No.5467282

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)14:19:53 No.5467282

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>>5467280
Giving OP all your money of course

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)14:20:27 No.5467283

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)14:20:27 No.5467283

Rolled 875 (1d1377)

>>5467282
Rolling for dubloons given to OP.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)14:21:04 No.5467284

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)14:21:04 No.5467284

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5467282
Please give us the 5 star Shotasniffer card in your booster packs OP

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)14:23:18 No.5467285

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)14:23:18 No.5467285

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5467282
I can’t believe OP fell for the monopoly money, now we get free rigging!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)14:28:44 No.5467288

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)14:28:44 No.5467288

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>>5467283

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)14:31:34 No.5467289

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)14:31:34 No.5467289

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5467288
>>5467284

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)14:31:51 No.5467290

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)14:31:51 No.5467290

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5467288
Did we finish taking over the ships yet?

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/18/22(Fri)14:32:16 No.5467291

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/18/22(Fri)14:32:16 No.5467291

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5467288
Is OP's skull supposed to be caved in like this?

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)14:33:23 No.5467293

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)14:33:23 No.5467293

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5467288
Oh no, that looks like it hurt, hopefully his brain damage doesn’t get worse.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)14:35:02 No.5467294

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)14:35:02 No.5467294

>>5467291
>>5467293
Happens all the time, don't worry. OP's IQ is already as low as it will go.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)14:38:51 No.5467298

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)14:38:51 No.5467298

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>>5467289
Very well anon. You shall have your 5 Star Shotasniffer card. Being so valuable, it's kept inside this sleek silver case.

Don't lose it now

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)14:40:26 No.5467300

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)14:40:26 No.5467300

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5467298
WAIT A MINUTE
THE CARD INSIDE IS-

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)14:41:32 No.5467301

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)14:41:32 No.5467301

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5467298
>>5467300
A Five Star Quattro!?

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/18/22(Fri)14:42:01 No.5467302

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/18/22(Fri)14:42:01 No.5467302

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5467298
>>5467300
ULTRA RARE ZEBRA!???!?!?!

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)14:46:15 No.5467303

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)14:46:15 No.5467303

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5467300
The quest we were trying to get back to?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)14:52:06 No.5467305

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)14:52:06 No.5467305

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>>5467300

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)14:53:07 No.5467307

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)14:53:07 No.5467307

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5467305
You take that back, niggerfaggot.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)14:53:19 No.5467308

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)14:53:19 No.5467308

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5467305
cue mob soldiers beating up OP while looting

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)14:53:38 No.5467309

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)14:53:38 No.5467309

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5467305
Hey OP, this card says you’re a “faget”, I’m sorry you had to be bullied like this.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/18/22(Fri)14:59:23 No.5467311

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/18/22(Fri)14:59:23 No.5467311

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5467305
SCAMMED, WE'VE BEEN SCAMMED

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)15:05:35 No.5467314

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)15:05:35 No.5467314

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>>5467307
No

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)15:05:57 No.5467315

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)15:05:57 No.5467315

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5467314
>>5467308

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)15:06:17 No.5467316

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)15:06:17 No.5467316

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5467314
Take the shot, Operator!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)15:15:19 No.5467321

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)15:15:19 No.5467321

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>>5467315

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)15:24:08 No.5467326

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)15:24:08 No.5467326

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5467321
Ship secured, Mr Operative sir!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)15:35:09 No.5467335

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>>5467326
Another successful mission

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)15:35:42 No.5467336

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)15:35:42 No.5467336

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467335
Time for the fleet to grow.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)15:40:27 No.5467341

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)15:40:27 No.5467341

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5467336
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)15:41:09 No.5467343

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)15:41:09 No.5467343

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5467341
Uh oh...

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)15:43:57 No.5467345

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)15:43:57 No.5467345

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5467341
No uh oh

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)15:52:55 No.5467352

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)15:52:55 No.5467352

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>>5467343
No uh oh indeed. Due to your field agents' excellent boarding actions, you managed to defeat the rebels with minimal damage to their ships. Allowing you to add them to your fleet after some light repairs.

Naturally, your ST-100 is still the only one with a stealth field

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)15:54:47 No.5467354

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)15:54:47 No.5467354

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5467352
Yes, but now we have a decent sized fleet. We should try and steal a Rebel Battleship next.

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)16:08:42 No.5467364

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)16:08:42 No.5467364

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5467352
Plug in coordinates and JUMP

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)16:15:43 No.5467371

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)16:15:43 No.5467371

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>>5467364

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)16:16:58 No.5467372

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)16:16:58 No.5467372

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5467371
Did we find a secret block?

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)16:20:47 No.5467373

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)16:20:47 No.5467373

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5467371
Wait, did the ship arms come with a legs bundle? Score!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)16:27:09 No.5467375

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)16:27:09 No.5467375

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5467372
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)16:28:00 No.5467377

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)16:28:00 No.5467377

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5467375
Hmm.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)16:36:56 No.5467381

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)16:36:56 No.5467381

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>>5467377
And inside. You find.........nav data. Pointing to possible jump points with varying degrees of safety

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)16:38:35 No.5467383

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)16:38:35 No.5467383

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5467381
Take the red jump point #2, that has to be the goodest one.

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)16:42:28 No.5467385

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)16:42:28 No.5467385

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5467381
Yellow

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)16:49:39 No.5467387

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)16:49:39 No.5467387

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>>5467383
Naturally. Now let's see what we got ourselves into:

Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
80-94: Event
60-79: Enemy Encounter
30-59: Worse Event
2-29: Space Monster
1: oh no

Anonymous (ID: mrq6xA9e)
11/18/22(Fri)16:50:28 No.5467388

Anonymous (ID: mrq6xA9e) 11/18/22(Fri)16:50:28 No.5467388

Rolled 8, 27 = 35 (2d100)

>>5467387

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)16:50:30 No.5467389

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)16:50:30 No.5467389

Rolled 67, 44 = 111 (2d100)

>>5467387
Hmmm.

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)16:51:22 No.5467391

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)16:51:22 No.5467391

Rolled 90, 54 = 144 (2d100)

>>5467387
oh yes

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)16:59:09 No.5467394

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)16:59:09 No.5467394

Rolled 96, 80 = 176 (2d100)

>>5467387
niggerniggernigger

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)17:00:09 No.5467395

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)17:00:09 No.5467395

aaand that's how you fucking do it

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)17:00:47 No.5467396

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)17:00:47 No.5467396

>>5467394
YO YOU FUCKING HERO!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)17:03:51 No.5467402

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)17:03:51 No.5467402

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>>5467394
As you arrive into the sector, you find WEIRD FUCKING ROCKS COMING STRAIGHT AT YOUR FLEET OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)17:04:46 No.5467404

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)17:04:46 No.5467404

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5467402
TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)17:06:36 No.5467406

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)17:06:36 No.5467406

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5467402
>Dodge the rocks and prepare for the regular event
We got the BETTER event, OP

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)17:09:52 No.5467413

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)17:09:52 No.5467413

>>5467406
What if the rocks are friendly

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)17:12:34 No.5467418

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)17:12:34 No.5467418

>>5467406
>OP tries to scam us out of the good rolls again
Many such cases.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)17:17:41 No.5467427

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)17:17:41 No.5467427

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5467406
Ah, but you see. This is a red sector. Which means Regular Events can also be bad, unlike the Green or Yellow sectors. OP is not a scammer.

Anyway roll 1d100 to take evasive maneuvers

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)17:19:07 No.5467428

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)17:19:07 No.5467428

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5467427
Hmmmmmmm.

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)17:20:36 No.5467431

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)17:20:36 No.5467431

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5467427
>>5467418
~~I say we grab the nerd by the leg when he's not looking and shake him hard until secret event falls out of his pockets~~

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)17:25:39 No.5467440

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)17:25:39 No.5467440

>>5467427
I just just remembered we yet have to unlock rerolls. Where the Skill Tree, OP?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)17:26:14 No.5467442

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)17:26:14 No.5467442

>>5467431
oh noes the meteors hit your fleet and you all died

oh noooooooooooooooo

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)17:27:15 No.5467447

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)17:27:15 No.5467447

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>>5467442
noooooo

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)17:27:46 No.5467449

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)17:27:46 No.5467449

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5467427
DODGE

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)17:28:13 No.5467450

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)17:28:13 No.5467450

>>5467447
Wait, that's now what happened. Lets rewind and I'll tell you what really happened.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)17:31:13 No.5467457

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)17:31:13 No.5467457

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>>5467450

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)17:32:24 No.5467459

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)17:32:24 No.5467459

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5467457
Okay so like no shit, turns out the rocks were alien vessels and they tried to communicate with us in their alien language.

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)17:35:32 No.5467465

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)17:35:32 No.5467465

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5467457
Rolling for alien iq

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)17:42:20 No.5467474

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)17:42:20 No.5467474

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>>5467459
"It just so happens that their language comprised of ramming into things"

"Wow grandpa, that sounds fucking stupid"

"You're adopted"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)17:43:31 No.5467475

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)17:43:31 No.5467475

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5467474
>"You're adopted"
Cry forever.

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
11/18/22(Fri)17:51:26 No.5467479

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 11/18/22(Fri)17:51:26 No.5467479

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5467474
Your mom’s adopted

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)17:51:30 No.5467480

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)17:51:30 No.5467480

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467474
Tune the lil shit out and get back to reading

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)18:04:52 No.5467491

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)18:04:52 No.5467491

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>>5467479

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)18:14:14 No.5467498

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)18:14:14 No.5467498

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5467491
So what actually happened?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)18:22:03 No.5467510

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>>5467498
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what actually happened:

0-5: The meteors have strange space rocks in them that makes them EXTRA explodey
6-45: The meteors actually have alien eggs in them, if they hit any of your ships, the ayys will pour out and attack the crew
46-70: The meteors are alien vessels and they were merely driving closer to talk
71-80: Same as above except the meteors aren't vessels, they're the actual aliens
81-100: [Write your own]

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)18:24:10 No.5467514

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)18:24:10 No.5467514

Rolled 9, 25 = 34 (2d100)

>>5467510
Hmmm.

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)18:26:13 No.5467517

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)18:26:13 No.5467517

Rolled 37, 97 = 134 (2d100)

>>5467510
rigger

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)18:27:59 No.5467522

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)18:27:59 No.5467522

>>5467517
Looks like we found that Limited Edition 5 Star Shotasmiffer Card, yay

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)18:28:19 No.5467523

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)18:28:19 No.5467523

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>>5467517
Once again, you are the champion of this thread.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)18:30:00 No.5467529

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)18:30:00 No.5467529

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>>5467517
So what'll be anon

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)18:33:27 No.5467532

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)18:33:27 No.5467532

>>5467529
I want the 5 star Shotasniffer card. We can use it as a shuriken for stealth kills.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)18:37:32 No.5467538

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)18:37:32 No.5467538

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>>5467532
NO! IT's MINE!

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)18:38:30 No.5467539

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)18:38:30 No.5467539

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5467538
GET THE SECRET SHOTASNIFFER ART FROM THAT FAGGOT!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)18:41:47 No.5467543

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)18:41:47 No.5467543

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>>5467539

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)18:43:49 No.5467549

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)18:43:49 No.5467549

>>5467538
>>5467543
*kicks OP in the shin*
GIVE IT TO US YOU DESPICABLE CREATURE, I BEAT YOUR SHIT DICE TWICE AND ILL BEAT YOU YOUR ASS IF I HAVE TO AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)18:43:59 No.5467550

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)18:43:59 No.5467550

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5467543
Anon used Tackle

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)18:45:42 No.5467552

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)18:45:42 No.5467552

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5467543
GIVE US THE FUCKING CARD YOU BASTARD

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)18:55:27 No.5467562

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)18:55:27 No.5467562

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>>5467552
>>5467550
Truth is, there were never any meteors. That was a lie Agent No Name wrote in his report. To hide the what they actually found in the sector...

"Sir, we've detected another wreckage. The ship itself is unusable but scanners picked up something else in it. A heavily secured case that somehow managed to survive this ship's destruction"

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)18:57:46 No.5467566

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)18:57:46 No.5467566

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5467562
No, this isn't right. Look through the 4th wall to search for OP.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)18:59:00 No.5467567

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)18:59:00 No.5467567

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5467562
I'll be securing this package myself. Make the Small Ship ready for infilitration.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)19:00:27 No.5467568

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)19:00:27 No.5467568

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>>5467567
"Right away sir. Sure hope you don't have any ulterior motives"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)19:01:12 No.5467569

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)19:01:12 No.5467569

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5467568
Yes... no ulterior motives at all. No such things indeed.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)19:04:19 No.5467571

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)19:04:19 No.5467571

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>>5467569
whoooosh

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)19:06:00 No.5467574

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)19:06:00 No.5467574

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5467571
rolling for fuel

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)19:06:25 No.5467575

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)19:06:25 No.5467575

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5467571
What's in the ship?

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)19:08:18 No.5467579

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)19:08:18 No.5467579

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5467575
better be the card or I'll bring hellfire upon OP's ass

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)19:11:07 No.5467585

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)19:11:07 No.5467585

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>>5467574
>fuel

Yeah okay, if that's what you want.

You use your ship's tractor beam to retrieve the case.

It's just a fuel tank

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)19:12:28 No.5467587

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)19:12:28 No.5467587

>>5467585
That's clearly a sleek silver case, OP.

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)19:21:24 No.5467595

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)19:21:24 No.5467595

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Just give up the card OP, I has to go sleep. If you comply I won't slander you on Twitter.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)19:27:29 No.5467599

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)19:27:29 No.5467599

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>>5467585
Of course. That was what Agent No Name told everyone back on the ship.

In truth, you found this:

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)19:29:20 No.5467600

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)19:29:20 No.5467600

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5467599
Hooo dawg, look at that.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)19:32:32 No.5467603

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)19:32:32 No.5467603

>>5467599
NO ONE MUST KNOW.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)19:34:36 No.5467607

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)19:34:36 No.5467607

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>>5467600

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)19:34:44 No.5467608

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)19:34:44 No.5467608

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5467599
My work here is done. See you all next thread.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/18/22(Fri)19:35:42 No.5467610

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/18/22(Fri)19:35:42 No.5467610

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5467603
>>5467607
NO ONE. MUST. KNOW.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)19:37:16 No.5467612

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)19:37:16 No.5467612

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5467607
>>5467610
YES
also the "fuel tank" actually had someone inside it that's another thing

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr)
11/18/22(Fri)19:39:36 No.5467616

Anonymous (ID: tOLGL6nr) 11/18/22(Fri)19:39:36 No.5467616

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5467607
Put it back in the case before we stain it

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)19:43:05 No.5467620

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)19:43:05 No.5467620

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>>5467610
"Hey, what's up with Agent No Name?"

"What do you mean?"

"Sometimes he scurries off into a corner, mumbling something about his precious or something"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/18/22(Fri)19:46:30 No.5467624

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/18/22(Fri)19:46:30 No.5467624

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467620
>>5467612
Anyway, open the "fuel tank"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/18/22(Fri)19:52:31 No.5467630

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/18/22(Fri)19:52:31 No.5467630

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>>5467624
Sure......Later. It will be open later....when I wake up. Cuz I'm really sleepy now. nighty night anons

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/19/22(Sat)03:28:22 No.5468022

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/19/22(Sat)03:28:22 No.5468022

>>5467630
OP sleeps forever

Anonymous (ID: hT4GYMXu)
11/19/22(Sat)15:57:28 No.5468484

Anonymous (ID: hT4GYMXu) 11/19/22(Sat)15:57:28 No.5468484

>>5468022
OP wakes up with dog cock in his mouth

Anonymous (ID: LwwXRtyi)
11/19/22(Sat)17:47:58 No.5468589

Anonymous (ID: LwwXRtyi) 11/19/22(Sat)17:47:58 No.5468589

>>5468484
OP wakes up with dog cock in his mouth and his pants down

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)03:07:34 No.5469335

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)03:07:34 No.5469335

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Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)03:09:25 No.5469338

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)03:09:25 No.5469338

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5469335
The Operator is immunized against all dangers.

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/20/22(Sun)03:10:44 No.5469339

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/20/22(Sun)03:10:44 No.5469339

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5469335
act cool
act casual

Anonymous (ID: DhEwqiLj)
11/20/22(Sun)03:15:58 No.5469346

Anonymous (ID: DhEwqiLj) 11/20/22(Sun)03:15:58 No.5469346

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469335
ACT SUPERNORMAL ACT SUPERNORMAL ACT SUPERNORMAL

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/20/22(Sun)03:19:42 No.5469350

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/20/22(Sun)03:19:42 No.5469350

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469335
How unfortunate that the fuel tank we found was completely empty

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)03:24:37 No.5469358

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)03:24:37 No.5469358

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>>5469339

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)03:28:02 No.5469360

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)03:28:02 No.5469360

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469358
open the fuel tank

Anonymous (ID: qqxnSlqd)
11/20/22(Sun)03:36:21 No.5469364

Anonymous (ID: qqxnSlqd) 11/20/22(Sun)03:36:21 No.5469364

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5469360
Alread spaced it, you have no evidence!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)03:45:29 No.5469371

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)03:45:29 No.5469371

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>>5469360
"Yeah cap'n, what DID you find anyway?"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)03:48:38 No.5469374

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)03:48:38 No.5469374

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469371
WE HAVE NO TIME TO ASK FOOLISH QUESTIONS, WE HAVE TO STOP THE CONCERT, REMEMBER!? HELMSMAN, PREPARE TO JUMP TO WARP SPEED POSTHASTE!

Anonymous (ID: lp/la7M4)
11/20/22(Sun)03:48:54 No.5469375

Anonymous (ID: lp/la7M4) 11/20/22(Sun)03:48:54 No.5469375

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469371
Oh yknow, stuff

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)03:52:56 No.5469377

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)03:52:56 No.5469377

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>>5469374
"Yes but we have plenty of time during the jump to discuss your findings"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)03:59:43 No.5469382

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)03:59:43 No.5469382

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5469377
What did we find, beside what we definitely did not find

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)04:03:46 No.5469387

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)04:03:46 No.5469387

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>>5469382
Alright agent. Time to bamboozle them. What did you "find" in the case?

A. Eh just some fuel
B. Useless documents
C. Scrap
D. [write-in]

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)04:04:13 No.5469388

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)04:04:13 No.5469388

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5469387
A Bobby card.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)04:08:55 No.5469391

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)04:08:55 No.5469391

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5469388
>>5469387
A rare Bobby card. Still only a Bobby card though.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)04:24:19 No.5469398

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)04:24:19 No.5469398

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>>5469388
>>5469391
"Who in their right mind would want a Bobby card?"

"And keep it in a protective case even!"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)04:25:21 No.5469399

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)04:25:21 No.5469399

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5469398
Madmen

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/20/22(Sun)04:31:09 No.5469400

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/20/22(Sun)04:31:09 No.5469400

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5469398
uuhhh... oh look over their, another card appear out of nowhere.

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/20/22(Sun)04:31:41 No.5469401

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/20/22(Sun)04:31:41 No.5469401

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5469398
That's what I was thinking, someone must have set this all up as a trap to fool whoever grabbed the fuel tank into thinking they had found a truly rare card!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)04:44:26 No.5469403

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)04:44:26 No.5469403

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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5469400
Roll 1f100

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)04:44:54 No.5469404

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)04:44:54 No.5469404

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469403
Or maybe just Bobby

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)04:45:02 No.5469405

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)04:45:02 No.5469405

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5469403
DRAW! MONSTA CARDO!

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/20/22(Sun)04:46:06 No.5469406

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/20/22(Sun)04:46:06 No.5469406

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5469403
It's a 4 star Lily (young) card!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)04:56:05 No.5469412

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)04:56:05 No.5469412

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>>5469405
"Oh hey a card"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)04:56:58 No.5469413

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)04:56:58 No.5469413

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469412
It's a Lilly card

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/20/22(Sun)05:01:13 No.5469415

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/20/22(Sun)05:01:13 No.5469415

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469412
>>5469413
It's a Lilly card (adult) verison

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)05:13:43 No.5469420

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)05:13:43 No.5469420

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>>5469415

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)05:16:19 No.5469422

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)05:16:19 No.5469422

>>5469420
Be stunned by its badassery

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)05:17:21 No.5469423

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)05:17:21 No.5469423

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469422
fug

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)05:20:55 No.5469429

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)05:20:55 No.5469429

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469420
Also a map to the Lilly concert

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/20/22(Sun)05:23:06 No.5469430

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/20/22(Sun)05:23:06 No.5469430

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5469420
Take it so you can do proper strategical analysis so you can better apprehend Lilly when we finally make it to the Rebel base station thingy

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)05:26:09 No.5469433

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)05:26:09 No.5469433

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>>5469423
"Ey Luke. You okay over there?"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)05:26:41 No.5469435

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)05:26:41 No.5469435

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5469433
>>5469430
>>5469429

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)05:29:35 No.5469436

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)05:29:35 No.5469436

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5469433
It is your precious, do not let them take it away from you!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)05:37:27 No.5469442

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)05:37:27 No.5469442

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>>5469435
"Oh uh, yes. This are coordinates to the concert. Yes. This will help us getting there. Yes. I'll...hold on to it"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)05:38:15 No.5469443

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)05:38:15 No.5469443

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5469442
Ok just jump to the concert already

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)05:41:08 No.5469445

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)05:41:08 No.5469445

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5469442
To the bridge, quickly.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)05:51:50 No.5469450

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)05:51:50 No.5469450

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>>5469445

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)05:53:51 No.5469451

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)05:53:51 No.5469451

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5469450
And now we are on the bridge.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)06:07:01 No.5469460

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)06:07:01 No.5469460

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>>5469451

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)06:07:36 No.5469461

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)06:07:36 No.5469461

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5469460
Maximum space jump!

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)06:08:46 No.5469462

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)06:08:46 No.5469462

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5469461
(off the bridge)

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)06:13:24 No.5469465

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)06:13:24 No.5469465

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>>5469461
Alright, who wants to roll for encounter

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)06:13:57 No.5469466

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)06:13:57 No.5469466

>>5469465
Someone with better RNG than me.

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)06:15:03 No.5469467

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)06:15:03 No.5469467

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469465
Why not

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
11/20/22(Sun)06:15:11 No.5469468

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 11/20/22(Sun)06:15:11 No.5469468

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5469465
Me! >:)

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)06:25:37 No.5469470

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)06:25:37 No.5469470

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>>5469467
>>5469468
>>5469466
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
70-94: Event
40-69: Enemy Encounter
10-39: Worse Event
2-9: Space Monster
1: oh no

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)06:27:25 No.5469473

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)06:27:25 No.5469473

Rolled 55, 82 = 137 (2d100)

>>5469470
rollan

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)06:52:56 No.5469483

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)06:52:56 No.5469483

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>>5469473
"Sir, one of our ships picked up a distress signal"

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)06:56:10 No.5469485

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)06:56:10 No.5469485

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5469483
Take a look

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)06:56:21 No.5469486

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)06:56:21 No.5469486

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469483
Did we get the message clearly, or is it one of those garbled ones that lead to certain death?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)07:14:34 No.5469494

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)07:14:34 No.5469494

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469486
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)07:16:12 No.5469496

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)07:16:12 No.5469496

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469494
Hmm.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)07:39:24 No.5469509

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)07:39:24 No.5469509

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>>5469496
"HELP! WE'RE IMPERIAL OUTPOST 5689-D! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)07:40:39 No.5469511

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)07:40:39 No.5469511

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5469509
Time to earn our imperial paycheck it seems.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)07:43:17 No.5469515

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)07:43:17 No.5469515

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469509
For the Empire! Let's go!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)07:49:22 No.5469521

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)07:49:22 No.5469521

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>>5469511
Who could be attacking an imperial outpost?! Aliens? Rebels? Alien Rebels?!

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)07:50:08 No.5469522

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)07:50:08 No.5469522

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5469521
It's probably rebels. Maybe.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)07:59:59 No.5469533

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)07:59:59 No.5469533

>>5469522
Definitely rebels, with your roll

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)08:03:41 No.5469536

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)08:03:41 No.5469536

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>>5469522
Definitely rebels.

The outpost' shields won't hold for long

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)08:05:41 No.5469540

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)08:05:41 No.5469540

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469536
Is that a fucking Rebel Battleship!? Board it immediately before they figure out what's going on!

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)08:06:13 No.5469542

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)08:06:13 No.5469542

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5469536
Use your "rebel ships" as "reinforcements" for the enemy fleet to ambush them while >>5469540

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)08:06:44 No.5469544

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)08:06:44 No.5469544

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5469542
>>5469536
Yes, this is the goodest plan.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)08:07:42 No.5469546

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)08:07:42 No.5469546

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469536
>>5469540
>>5469542
All of those

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)08:19:07 No.5469553

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)08:19:07 No.5469553

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>>5469540
"Alright captain. Just give the orders"

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)08:20:14 No.5469555

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)08:20:14 No.5469555

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5469553
Use our captured rebel ships as cover to get close

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)08:21:49 No.5469556

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)08:21:49 No.5469556

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5469553
Bring us up broadside in stealth and prepare the breaching pods. Meanwhile the escorts take position to either capture or destroy the enemy medium ships.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)08:47:16 No.5469574

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)08:47:16 No.5469574

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5469556
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)08:47:50 No.5469575

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)08:47:50 No.5469575

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5469574
oh

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)08:48:14 No.5469576

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)08:48:14 No.5469576

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5469574
Keep her steady...

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)08:50:37 No.5469577

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)08:50:37 No.5469577

>>5469555
>>5469485
Get in here and un-rig the dice before OP wins again.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)08:52:02 No.5469579

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)08:52:02 No.5469579

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5469574
On no
>>5469577
Its been 4 minutes, let my browser update this page

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)09:00:02 No.5469581

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)09:00:02 No.5469581

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>>5469577
>>5469579
OP has never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)09:03:25 No.5469582

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)09:03:25 No.5469582

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469581
>roll 100 when selecting enmies
>roll 6 when fighting enemies
It sure does seem like nothing is rigged.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)09:03:26 No.5469583

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)09:03:26 No.5469583

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5469581
Ah well, what happens now?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)09:10:26 No.5469589

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)09:10:26 No.5469589

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>>5469582
Of course my friend, OP is completely fair and just.

Anyway, how did you fail?

A. The rebels got a new-fangled radar, ST-100 was detected
B. What rotten luck, one of the rebel's smaller ships accidentally flew into your path
C. Your support ships didn't fool them, whoops
D. They got a battleship-sized mech
E. Mob Soldiers accidentally pressed the decloak button
F. [insert your own shenanigans here]

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)09:11:18 No.5469590

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)09:11:18 No.5469590

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5469589
E

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)09:12:36 No.5469592

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)09:12:36 No.5469592

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5469589
B, we now have to get the wipers

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)09:19:32 No.5469598

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)09:19:32 No.5469598

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>>5469590
"...? Ah shit dude I accidentally pressed something"

"What? What does it do then?"

"I dunno. Probably nothing important"

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)09:20:04 No.5469600

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)09:20:04 No.5469600

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5469598
Turns out your sudden appearance made rebels panic

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)09:22:21 No.5469606

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)09:22:21 No.5469606

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469598
Oh well FIRE BROADSIDES, DEPLOY ARMS, FLEET, BOARD

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)09:25:31 No.5469610

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)09:25:31 No.5469610

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469600
>>5469606
PANIC! CHAOS AMONGST THE REBEL RANKS AS YOUR SHIP DECLOAKS! BUT BEING FAR ENOUGH AWAY FOR THEM TO FIRE BACK!

ROLL 1d100

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)09:25:57 No.5469612

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)09:25:57 No.5469612

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469610
Hmm.

Anonymous (ID: mrq6xA9e)
11/20/22(Sun)09:26:13 No.5469613

Anonymous (ID: mrq6xA9e) 11/20/22(Sun)09:26:13 No.5469613

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5469610

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)09:26:20 No.5469614

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)09:26:20 No.5469614

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469610

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)09:26:28 No.5469615

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)09:26:28 No.5469615

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5469610
Oh bugger

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)09:27:22 No.5469616

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)09:27:22 No.5469616

>>5469615
Oh bugger indeed

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)09:29:07 No.5469621

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)09:29:07 No.5469621

>>5469616
"Oh bugger" said the rebel, as his ship is punched

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)09:43:59 No.5469629

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)09:43:59 No.5469629

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>>5469615
>>5469621

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)09:44:34 No.5469631

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)09:44:34 No.5469631

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469629
Grab the Battleship and initiate forceful entry!

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)09:54:43 No.5469636

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)09:54:43 No.5469636

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469629
Perhaps our cloak can work on other ships while we hold them, and then we can separate, and take them on one at a time by pulling them away while cloaked?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)10:08:09 No.5469644

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)10:08:09 No.5469644

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469636
Perhaps. Who knows? It's something you'll need to research later.

Because another big beam blast is coming straight at the ST-100

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)10:08:48 No.5469645

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)10:08:48 No.5469645

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5469644
another rebel ship took the blow

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)10:14:38 No.5469651

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)10:14:38 No.5469651

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>>5469645

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)10:15:24 No.5469654

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)10:15:24 No.5469654

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5469651
We've got a window! Board the enemy battleship!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)10:21:35 No.5469657

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)10:21:35 No.5469657

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5469654
READY THE BREACHING PODS!

ROLL 1d100!

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)10:21:52 No.5469658

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)10:21:52 No.5469658

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469657
Big invasion time!

Anonymous (ID: mrq6xA9e)
11/20/22(Sun)10:23:44 No.5469659

Anonymous (ID: mrq6xA9e) 11/20/22(Sun)10:23:44 No.5469659

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5469657

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)10:36:16 No.5469668

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)10:36:16 No.5469668

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5469657

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)10:37:40 No.5469671

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)10:37:40 No.5469671

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>>5469658

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)10:39:24 No.5469673

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)10:39:24 No.5469673

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5469671
Slaughter.

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)10:46:40 No.5469679

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)10:46:40 No.5469679

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5469671
Exterminate

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)10:53:15 No.5469685

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)10:53:15 No.5469685

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>>5469673
>>5469679

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)10:55:08 No.5469686

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)10:55:08 No.5469686

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5469685
Quickly, secure the weapon control center so the station doesn't get destroyed!

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)10:56:17 No.5469687

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)10:56:17 No.5469687

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469686

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/20/22(Sun)10:56:58 No.5469688

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/20/22(Sun)10:56:58 No.5469688

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5469685
Check their ship out for anything useful.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)11:07:47 No.5469694

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)11:07:47 No.5469694

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5469686
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/20/22(Sun)11:10:05 No.5469695

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/20/22(Sun)11:10:05 No.5469695

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5469694
Roll

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)11:10:28 No.5469696

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)11:10:28 No.5469696

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5469694
Aww hell no.

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb)
11/20/22(Sun)11:11:02 No.5469698

Anonymous (ID: iM+avOxb) 11/20/22(Sun)11:11:02 No.5469698

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5469694
Of course there's a boss

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)11:15:06 No.5469700

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)11:15:06 No.5469700

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5469694
The weak complain, the strong win
check this roll

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)11:16:07 No.5469701

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)11:16:07 No.5469701

>>5469700
fug

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)11:25:07 No.5469708

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)11:25:07 No.5469708

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>>5469695
>>5469698
>>5469700
>>5469696
Of course there's a boss fight

Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is What kinda boss it is:
80-100: One guy in a power suit
40-79: 3 guys in a power suit
20-39: 1 guy in a power suit but he's hyped up on Lilly's music
1-19: 5 guys in power suits but they're hyped up on Lilly's music

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/20/22(Sun)11:27:29 No.5469709

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/20/22(Sun)11:27:29 No.5469709

Rolled 24, 90 = 114 (2d100)

>>5469708

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)11:30:20 No.5469711

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)11:30:20 No.5469711

>>5469709
Good roll,

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)11:46:17 No.5469728

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)11:46:17 No.5469728

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>>5469709
"FUCK OFF IMPERIAL DOGS"

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)11:50:33 No.5469734

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)11:50:33 No.5469734

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5469728
Shoot the cockpit window for instant victory.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)12:03:10 No.5469742

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)12:03:10 No.5469742

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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469734
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)12:03:59 No.5469744

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)12:03:59 No.5469744

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469742
Speedrunning this boss

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)12:05:00 No.5469748

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)12:05:00 No.5469748

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5469742
Beep boop, it's over.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)12:10:22 No.5469752

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)12:10:22 No.5469752

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>>5469748
"Good thing I have an HP Bar."

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)12:13:20 No.5469759

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)12:13:20 No.5469759

>>5469752
Shoot his HP bar

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)12:14:00 No.5469760

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)12:14:00 No.5469760

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5469752
Shoot him harder!

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)12:14:21 No.5469761

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)12:14:21 No.5469761

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5469759

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)12:31:32 No.5469773

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)12:31:32 No.5469773

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5469761
"wait what"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)12:32:41 No.5469774

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)12:32:41 No.5469774

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5469773
Unleash the Berserker on the Health Bar!

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)12:32:58 No.5469775

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)12:32:58 No.5469775

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5469773
Dew it

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)12:46:32 No.5469788

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)12:46:32 No.5469788

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>>5469775

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)12:47:35 No.5469789

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)12:47:35 No.5469789

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469788
Now when he's distracted, hit him with an Operative Sneak Attack!

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)12:47:35 No.5469790

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)12:47:35 No.5469790

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5469788
Run up and smack it...
with our own health bar

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)13:03:42 No.5469798

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)13:03:42 No.5469798

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5469790
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)13:04:18 No.5469799

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)13:04:18 No.5469799

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5469798
Oh shit indeed.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)13:04:30 No.5469800

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)13:04:30 No.5469800

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5469798
That's one risky move

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)13:04:39 No.5469801

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)13:04:39 No.5469801

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5469798
OP...
c'mon man

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)13:14:26 No.5469809

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)13:14:26 No.5469809

>>5469798
Is there no one else? S.O.S. we need another roller to get that 4% chance!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)13:15:46 No.5469810

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)13:15:46 No.5469810

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>>5469800
Aaaand it didn't pay off! He scatters the boarding team with his weapons fire!

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)13:17:16 No.5469814

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)13:17:16 No.5469814

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469810
>>5469789
Do the sneak attack.

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)13:23:58 No.5469819

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)13:23:58 No.5469819

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5469810
Put away our health bar and try to snipe his missile launcher

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)13:27:38 No.5469820

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)13:27:38 No.5469820

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5469814
>>5469819
Roll 1d100

+10 Stealth

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)13:28:29 No.5469821

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)13:28:29 No.5469821

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5469820
Master marksman

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)13:28:36 No.5469822

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)13:28:36 No.5469822

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5469820
Hello darkness, my old friend.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)13:29:03 No.5469823

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)13:29:03 No.5469823

Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5469820
What the shit is this? Check the latest patch I think devs decided to buff this boss

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)13:30:12 No.5469824

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)13:30:12 No.5469824

>>5469821
I stole OP's die when he wasn't looking
>>5469823
We did choose the red red path this time. The game knows.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)13:33:01 No.5469828

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)13:33:01 No.5469828

>>5469824
The red path is the path to glory! We're about to not only save an Imperial station, but also steal a Rebel battleship. Imagine the amount of possible shenanigans we can have with this, pretending that we're a rebel fleet and then causing havoc in their ranks.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)13:33:48 No.5469829

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)13:33:48 No.5469829

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>>5469821
"WHAT THE FUCK"

He's distracted!

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)13:34:18 No.5469830

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)13:34:18 No.5469830

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469829
Now, pile on this motherfucker!

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)13:34:41 No.5469831

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)13:34:41 No.5469831

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5469829
Toss a cable to a crewmate, run forward and trip it's legs!

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/20/22(Sun)13:48:55 No.5469839

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/20/22(Sun)13:48:55 No.5469839

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5469829
Jump on top of the armor and try to shoot the guy inside

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)13:55:45 No.5469848

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)13:55:45 No.5469848

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5469830
Roll 1d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)13:56:26 No.5469849

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)13:56:26 No.5469849

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5469848
Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)13:58:41 No.5469854

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)13:58:41 No.5469854

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>>5469849
Motherfucker definitely got piled on

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/20/22(Sun)13:59:15 No.5469855

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/20/22(Sun)13:59:15 No.5469855

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469848
thats how imperials get it done

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)14:07:39 No.5469862

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)14:07:39 No.5469862

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5469854
He's on his last legs now, finish him!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)14:14:15 No.5469867

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)14:14:15 No.5469867

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469862
Roll 1d100 to finish him

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)14:15:48 No.5469869

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)14:15:48 No.5469869

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5469867
Do not worry soldier, your skills will live on in service of the Empire as one of the Skeleton Elites!

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/20/22(Sun)14:15:59 No.5469870

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/20/22(Sun)14:15:59 No.5469870

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5469867
Let see who in the power suit.

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)14:21:57 No.5469874

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)14:21:57 No.5469874

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5469867
>>5469870
Unmask him like Scooby Doo

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)14:24:14 No.5469878

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)14:24:14 No.5469878

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>>5469870
"What are you waiting for, Imperial dog? Finish it"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)14:26:10 No.5469881

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)14:26:10 No.5469881

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469878
Skeletize him, his combat prowess will serve us well.

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/20/22(Sun)14:31:20 No.5469885

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/20/22(Sun)14:31:20 No.5469885

>>5469878
"Is Imperial dog the only insult you know?"

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/20/22(Sun)14:32:23 No.5469887

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/20/22(Sun)14:32:23 No.5469887

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5469885
roll

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)14:43:24 No.5469896

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)14:43:24 No.5469896

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>>5469881
"Serving....the empire?......I'll pass"

OH MY GOD AGENT, A BOMB

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/20/22(Sun)14:46:13 No.5469900

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/20/22(Sun)14:46:13 No.5469900

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5469896
Jump away as the explosion goes off just barely dodging it

~~It will look good on camera~~

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)14:47:09 No.5469902

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)14:47:09 No.5469902

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5469896
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)14:48:54 No.5469904

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)14:48:54 No.5469904

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5469896
Kick the bomb out the normal window that's on a space ship for some reason

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)14:49:36 No.5469905

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)14:49:36 No.5469905

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5469902
>>5469900
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ)
11/20/22(Sun)14:49:48 No.5469906

Anonymous (ID: K92K5sbQ) 11/20/22(Sun)14:49:48 No.5469906

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5469896
Throw him along with the bomb at a group of approaching rebels

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/20/22(Sun)14:50:32 No.5469907

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/20/22(Sun)14:50:32 No.5469907

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5469905
That's a fast hand

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/20/22(Sun)14:52:02 No.5469909

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/20/22(Sun)14:52:02 No.5469909

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5469905
Some days you just can't get rid off a bomb.

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/20/22(Sun)14:59:07 No.5469910

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/20/22(Sun)14:59:07 No.5469910

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5469905
Intimidate the bomb from exploding

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/20/22(Sun)15:24:44 No.5469937

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/20/22(Sun)15:24:44 No.5469937

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>>5469909
At the last moment, you did several backflips away from the explosion. Looking super cool

And OP gotta sleep now. See you all next thred. updates b here:

~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: rnS+btQw)
11/21/22(Mon)10:32:42 No.5471009

Anonymous (ID: rnS+btQw) 11/21/22(Mon)10:32:42 No.5471009

>>5469937
I will urinate in your honor OP.

Anonymous (ID: OFQ9Dj0b)
11/22/22(Tue)06:22:09 No.5471971

Anonymous (ID: OFQ9Dj0b) 11/22/22(Tue)06:22:09 No.5471971

>>5469937
>>5471009
I will also urinate. An entire jar of human excrement will await OP upon his return.

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf)
11/22/22(Tue)14:30:32 No.5472381

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf) 11/22/22(Tue)14:30:32 No.5472381

Press p to pee for OP

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/22/22(Tue)14:46:48 No.5472385

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/22/22(Tue)14:46:48 No.5472385

>>5472381
p

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
11/22/22(Tue)14:47:36 No.5472387

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 11/22/22(Tue)14:47:36 No.5472387

>>5472381
oui oui

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv)
11/22/22(Tue)18:37:01 No.5472641

Anonymous (ID: 0BA9tuFv) 11/22/22(Tue)18:37:01 No.5472641

>>5472387
pft,
wee wee

Anonymous (ID: anjmH/lP)
11/23/22(Wed)05:23:37 No.5473278

Anonymous (ID: anjmH/lP) 11/23/22(Wed)05:23:37 No.5473278

I have 2 full piss bottles, where is OP

Anonymous (ID: yyAgIndC)
11/24/22(Thu)11:48:13 No.5474749

Anonymous (ID: yyAgIndC) 11/24/22(Thu)11:48:13 No.5474749

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When is bread?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/24/22(Thu)12:27:32 No.5474762

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/24/22(Thu)12:27:32 No.5474762

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>>5474749
~~Soon~~

Anonymous (ID: yyAgIndC)
11/24/22(Thu)12:40:02 No.5474767

Anonymous (ID: yyAgIndC) 11/24/22(Thu)12:40:02 No.5474767

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>>5474762
Oooh, very nice.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/24/22(Thu)16:33:59 No.5474914

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/24/22(Thu)16:33:59 No.5474914

>>5474762
OP has a very deranged sense of time.

Anonymous (ID: hT4GYMXu)
11/24/22(Thu)17:15:30 No.5474937

Anonymous (ID: hT4GYMXu) 11/24/22(Thu)17:15:30 No.5474937

>>5474914
If you think that's deranged, you should listen to his chinese operas

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/24/22(Thu)17:44:18 No.5474957

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/24/22(Thu)17:44:18 No.5474957

>OP using 2nite again
Its not happening tonight

Anonymous (ID: l7lxu0wJ)
11/24/22(Thu)22:37:35 No.5475219

Anonymous (ID: l7lxu0wJ) 11/24/22(Thu)22:37:35 No.5475219

>>5474957
>>5474914
Fellas, cut him a bit of slack. He has to scrounge up funds for the thread budget.

Anonymous (ID: hT4GYMXu)
11/25/22(Fri)03:34:23 No.5475357

Anonymous (ID: hT4GYMXu) 11/25/22(Fri)03:34:23 No.5475357

>>5475219
Just tell him to shill for Russians on /k/, he can make up to 21,000 rubles ($1.50 USD) per post.

Anonymous (ID: 4G2qUNzl)
11/25/22(Fri)03:36:32 No.5475360

Anonymous (ID: 4G2qUNzl) 11/25/22(Fri)03:36:32 No.5475360

>>5475357
OP's busy shilling nigger porn on /hm/ for free to do that.

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf)
11/25/22(Fri)08:11:38 No.5475449

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf) 11/25/22(Fri)08:11:38 No.5475449

>>5475360
OP is a jew?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)11:14:27 No.5475554

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)11:14:27 No.5475554

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Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)11:15:22 No.5475556

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)11:15:22 No.5475556

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5475554
oh cut

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)11:17:44 No.5475557

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)11:17:44 No.5475557

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5475554
This is now Pita Bread

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)11:19:23 No.5475558

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)11:19:23 No.5475558

>>5475557
With that roll it certianly is. We now take you live to the arabic version of space quest thing.

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)11:21:04 No.5475559

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)11:21:04 No.5475559

>>5475558
Mashallah

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)11:28:09 No.5475561

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)11:28:09 No.5475561

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>>5475557
>>5475558

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)11:29:49 No.5475564

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)11:29:49 No.5475564

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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5475561
Space Debate Channel.

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)11:31:56 No.5475568

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)11:31:56 No.5475568

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5475561
>>5475564
Debating against the Kingom

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)11:33:12 No.5475571

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)11:33:12 No.5475571

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5475561
We must spread the word of our Emperor (peace be upon him) to the rebel kuffars, they will either die by our blade if they refuse or join our rightful cause to rescue the princess if they accept.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)11:46:09 No.5475575

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)11:46:09 No.5475575

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>>5475571
>>5475568
>>5475564

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)11:47:37 No.5475577

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)11:47:37 No.5475577

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5475575
What does the rebel ambassador have to say to this?
I am hoping for a flying shoe-.. no.. a sandal.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)11:48:15 No.5475578

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)11:48:15 No.5475578

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5475575
'Marian might've been an anal retentive pervert and a madman, but unlike Shotasniffer he was a validly ordained successor to Lolisniffer'

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)11:50:54 No.5475579

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)11:50:54 No.5475579

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5475578
MARIAN GET OFF THE FUCKING CAMERA

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)12:04:56 No.5475587

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)12:04:56 No.5475587

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>>5475578
>>5475579

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)12:06:33 No.5475588

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)12:06:33 No.5475588

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5475587
Turn off the TV in the Weapon Control Room.

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)12:10:45 No.5475590

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)12:10:45 No.5475590

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5475587
Time for your 4th prayer of the day!
>Roll out the praying mat.

Verification not required.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)12:10:51 No.5475591

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)12:10:51 No.5475591

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>>5475588
Click

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)12:12:00 No.5475593

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)12:12:00 No.5475593

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5475591
Luke, status report on disabling the weapon systems?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)12:27:12 No.5475597

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)12:27:12 No.5475597

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>>5475593
"All done"

Anonymous (ID: tHQDy77U)
11/25/22(Fri)12:28:12 No.5475598

Anonymous (ID: tHQDy77U) 11/25/22(Fri)12:28:12 No.5475598

>>5475557
wasted roll, you need to become an hero
>>5475591
What are we supposed to watch now?

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)12:28:23 No.5475599

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)12:28:23 No.5475599

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5475597
Try to find and take the captain of the ship hostage.

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)12:29:24 No.5475600

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)12:29:24 No.5475600

>>5475598
On it boss.

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)12:31:03 No.5475601

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)12:31:03 No.5475601

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5475597
>>5475599
Maybe we killed the captain

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/25/22(Fri)12:31:23 No.5475602

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/25/22(Fri)12:31:23 No.5475602

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5475597
Status on the result of the explosion?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)12:44:45 No.5475614

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)12:44:45 No.5475614

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475601
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)12:45:02 No.5475615

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)12:45:02 No.5475615

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5475614

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)12:45:47 No.5475616

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)12:45:47 No.5475616

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>>5475614

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)12:46:44 No.5475617

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)12:46:44 No.5475617

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5475616
No time for anon shenanigans, the bridge must be secured next.

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)12:47:14 No.5475618

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)12:47:14 No.5475618

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5475616

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)12:52:47 No.5475621

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)12:52:47 No.5475621

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>>5475618
The captain and the rest of the crew gotta be making a last stand on the bridge! Let's go

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)12:55:10 No.5475622

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)12:55:10 No.5475622

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5475621
Distraction time! Blow a hole in the door to the bridge as a diversion so the rebels won't be prepared for you blowing a hole in the wall of the bridge to flank them.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)13:05:50 No.5475630

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)13:05:50 No.5475630

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5475622
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/25/22(Fri)13:06:35 No.5475631

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/25/22(Fri)13:06:35 No.5475631

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5475630
Allah

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)13:13:35 No.5475635

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)13:13:35 No.5475635

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5475630
>>5475631
He will it!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)13:16:38 No.5475639

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)13:16:38 No.5475639

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>>5475631
"THEY'RE HERE!"

"OPEN FIRE!"

"KEEP IT U----OH SHIT"

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)13:18:08 No.5475643

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)13:18:08 No.5475643

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5475639
PLAY THE SHOTASNIFFER MUSIC

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)13:18:13 No.5475644

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)13:18:13 No.5475644

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5475639
KNOCK KNOCK, REBEL SCUM! PREPARE TO DIE!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)13:24:33 No.5475647

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)13:24:33 No.5475647

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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5475644
ROLL 1d100

The Rebel captain has +10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)13:26:20 No.5475648

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)13:26:20 No.5475648

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5475647
he was dead before you got here, that's how good you were

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/25/22(Fri)13:26:26 No.5475649

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/25/22(Fri)13:26:26 No.5475649

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5475647
Git sum

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)13:26:41 No.5475650

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)13:26:41 No.5475650

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475647
The rebel captain can suck this bonus.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)13:41:54 No.5475662

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)13:41:54 No.5475662

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>>5475650
"FUCK YOU IMPERIAL SCUM! POSITRON CANNON, READY TO FI---"

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)13:43:03 No.5475663

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)13:43:03 No.5475663

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5475662
Sweet, new gun

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)13:47:54 No.5475665

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)13:47:54 No.5475665

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>>5475663
"Damn you! I will haunt this gun and curse you to never get it working!" says the captain's ghost

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)13:48:34 No.5475666

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)13:48:34 No.5475666

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5475665
Ghosts aren't real. Now ressurect the captain so he can serve us with his hella cool gun.

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)13:48:46 No.5475667

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)13:48:46 No.5475667

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5475665
Sweet, new haunted gun

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)13:49:52 No.5475668

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)13:49:52 No.5475668

>>5475666
he's headless though, hard to hear the sweet song of recruitment with no head

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w)
11/25/22(Fri)13:51:00 No.5475669

Anonymous (ID: 32lK9T2w) 11/25/22(Fri)13:51:00 No.5475669

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5475665
Have Luke outspook the ghost captain

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)13:55:43 No.5475673

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)13:55:43 No.5475673

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>>5475669
[Unfathomable anguished screams of the dead]

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/25/22(Fri)14:00:00 No.5475674

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/25/22(Fri)14:00:00 No.5475674

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5475673
Now spook him back to his headless body

Anonymous (ID: tHQDy77U)
11/25/22(Fri)14:09:20 No.5475678

Anonymous (ID: tHQDy77U) 11/25/22(Fri)14:09:20 No.5475678

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5475673
Whip em out and take a group piss on the captain's corpse (no homo)

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)14:15:55 No.5475683

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)14:15:55 No.5475683

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>>5475674

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/25/22(Fri)14:18:46 No.5475685

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/25/22(Fri)14:18:46 No.5475685

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5475683
Poke it

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)14:21:10 No.5475686

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)14:21:10 No.5475686

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>>5475685

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)14:21:12 No.5475687

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)14:21:12 No.5475687

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5475683
Ressurect him as a skeleton with an ethereal head. That'll make for a cool Battleship commander.

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/25/22(Fri)14:24:10 No.5475688

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/25/22(Fri)14:24:10 No.5475688

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5475686
Alright, that's that, what loot did we get?

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)14:24:45 No.5475689

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)14:24:45 No.5475689

>>5475688
>>5475686
Yeah, good question. How did our Medium ships and the station do while we were boarding?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)14:25:56 No.5475690

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)14:25:56 No.5475690

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>>5475688
>>5475689
$8.99 to get the Battle Loot DLC

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)14:26:26 No.5475691

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)14:26:26 No.5475691

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5475690
Threaten OP with our new gun.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)14:32:19 No.5475695

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)14:32:19 No.5475695

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>>5475691
$11.99 to get the Threaten OP DLC

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/25/22(Fri)14:32:23 No.5475696

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/25/22(Fri)14:32:23 No.5475696

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5475690
What if I sell you OP? Sell you to the KPOP mines?

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/25/22(Fri)14:35:35 No.5475697

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/25/22(Fri)14:35:35 No.5475697

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5475695
19.99 for Give OP Your Money DLC

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/25/22(Fri)14:35:52 No.5475698

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/25/22(Fri)14:35:52 No.5475698

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5475695
Screw that, pirate the DLC.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)14:38:58 No.5475700

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)14:38:58 No.5475700

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>>5475697
Damn, I aint got the money. Oh well. Guess I'll just be keeping this loot

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs)
11/25/22(Fri)14:39:52 No.5475702

Anonymous (ID: kjEzcRLs) 11/25/22(Fri)14:39:52 No.5475702

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5475700
Okay, how about this, we trade the DLC's

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)14:45:22 No.5475704

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)14:45:22 No.5475704

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5475702
Very well

Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/25/22(Fri)14:45:41 No.5475705

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/25/22(Fri)14:45:41 No.5475705

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475704

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)14:46:03 No.5475706

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)14:46:03 No.5475706

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5475704
The loot is ours!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)15:00:18 No.5475709

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)15:00:18 No.5475709

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>>5475706
Huzzah! The space station is saved and the rebel squadron is broken! You've commandeered their command ship while the rest of your fleet took out the rest of the rebels!

As long as nothing waaaacky happens, like the rebels sending in a reinforcement squad, we can chalk this up as a successful mission

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)15:02:34 No.5475710

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)15:02:34 No.5475710

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5475709
Very successful mission. Hail the station.

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)15:03:44 No.5475713

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)15:03:44 No.5475713

>>5475709
The ship bumps into something invisible

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)15:04:46 No.5475714

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)15:04:46 No.5475714

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5475713
I hate myself

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)15:15:41 No.5475716

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)15:15:41 No.5475716

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>>5475714
Anon has successfully hate himself

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)15:17:29 No.5475717

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)15:17:29 No.5475717

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5475716
The mirror destroys Anon

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)15:22:08 No.5475723

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)15:22:08 No.5475723

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5475716
Call the station.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)15:24:53 No.5475728

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)15:24:53 No.5475728

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>>5475723

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)15:25:52 No.5475729

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)15:25:52 No.5475729

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5475728
A fat officer eating a donut shaped treat is answering the call

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
11/25/22(Fri)15:26:18 No.5475731

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 11/25/22(Fri)15:26:18 No.5475731

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475728
Station Command, this is Imperial Operative N.O-N.A.M.E. Status report on Station integrity, over.

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf)
11/25/22(Fri)15:40:06 No.5475739

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf) 11/25/22(Fri)15:40:06 No.5475739

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5475728
WAZAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)15:48:29 No.5475746

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)15:48:29 No.5475746

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>>5475731
"Operative No Name, this is Station Command. The station holds. Integrity is at 90%. This sector is now secured"

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)15:51:53 No.5475751

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)15:51:53 No.5475751

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5475746
As mandated, the victory theme will play.
POP IDOL MUSIC

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf)
11/25/22(Fri)15:52:34 No.5475752

Anonymous (ID: a+taS3Cf) 11/25/22(Fri)15:52:34 No.5475752

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5475751
No, it's an anime opening

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D)
11/25/22(Fri)15:53:28 No.5475754

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D) 11/25/22(Fri)15:53:28 No.5475754

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5475746
Very good. We need some time to refit this captured ship, me and my field agents will be coming aboard until the work is done.

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)15:54:08 No.5475756

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)15:54:08 No.5475756

>>5475752
Those are usually sung by idols

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)15:55:14 No.5475757

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)15:55:14 No.5475757

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>>5475754
"Of course, agent. We shall assist in anyway we can"

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)15:55:42 No.5475758

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)15:55:42 No.5475758

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5475757
>>5475751
>>5475752

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)16:01:54 No.5475764

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)16:01:54 No.5475764

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>>5475758
Ah. Victory

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)16:03:35 No.5475766

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)16:03:35 No.5475766

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5475764
"WHY DOES IT HAS TO BE ANOTHER SHOTASNIFFER SONG"

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D)
11/25/22(Fri)16:06:29 No.5475768

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D) 11/25/22(Fri)16:06:29 No.5475768

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5475764
Dock with the station. Time to see if this is some sort of imperial secret research installation.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)16:10:09 No.5475774

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)16:10:09 No.5475774

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>>5475766
Who said that

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)16:12:00 No.5475777

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)16:12:00 No.5475777

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5475774
Clearly the women, jealous bitches they are

Anonymous (ID: 7ruXBEaE)
11/25/22(Fri)16:14:21 No.5475782

Anonymous (ID: 7ruXBEaE) 11/25/22(Fri)16:14:21 No.5475782

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5475774
Witch found our megaphone, GET HER

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf)
11/25/22(Fri)16:16:28 No.5475786

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf) 11/25/22(Fri)16:16:28 No.5475786

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5475777
Haha you funny man, there's only skeletons in our crew

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)16:31:57 No.5475810

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)16:31:57 No.5475810

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>>5475777
impossibru

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)16:36:50 No.5475814

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)16:36:50 No.5475814

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5475810
Yeah clearly there is a spy who hates Shotasniffer's voice. He must be found and killed for the glory of Shot- I MEAN THE EMPIRE.

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
11/25/22(Fri)16:39:17 No.5475818

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 11/25/22(Fri)16:39:17 No.5475818

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5475810
>>5475786

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D)
11/25/22(Fri)16:39:43 No.5475820

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D) 11/25/22(Fri)16:39:43 No.5475820

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5475810
Ignore bitches, land on the station

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)16:42:32 No.5475826

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)16:42:32 No.5475826

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>>5475818
But the dragon witch is a lady. And there are also skele ladies.

Hell, YOU could be a lady yourself. Who knows.

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)16:44:43 No.5475830

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)16:44:43 No.5475830

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5475826
"No, you are clearly a man. Only men get affected by the sir-"
"DON'T TALK ABOUT OUR GODDESS LIKE THAT."

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D)
11/25/22(Fri)16:49:19 No.5475839

Anonymous (ID: GKNH5c7D) 11/25/22(Fri)16:49:19 No.5475839

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5475826
>>5475820
Stop this retardation and land on the station, plz.

Anonymous (ID: 7ruXBEaE)
11/25/22(Fri)16:52:07 No.5475845

Anonymous (ID: 7ruXBEaE) 11/25/22(Fri)16:52:07 No.5475845

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5475826
Ridiculous. Women don't have balls the size of Jupiter and a 10inch penis like No Name.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)16:54:10 No.5475849

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)16:54:10 No.5475849

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>>5475830
Repent, sinnerrrrr

Anonymous (ID: 7ruXBEaE)
11/25/22(Fri)16:55:24 No.5475852

Anonymous (ID: 7ruXBEaE) 11/25/22(Fri)16:55:24 No.5475852

Rolled 798 (1d999)

>>5475849
BONK THE HEATHEN

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj)
11/25/22(Fri)16:55:28 No.5475853

Anonymous (ID: Ks2T4ABj) 11/25/22(Fri)16:55:28 No.5475853

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5475849
Just land already, we'll find that guy who hates Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
11/25/22(Fri)17:11:28 No.5475874

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 11/25/22(Fri)17:11:28 No.5475874

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>>5475852
>>5475853
With that done...OP Gotta sleep now. shieeet it's 5 AM. We'll continue later. whenever that is.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf)
11/25/22(Fri)17:16:12 No.5475890

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf) 11/25/22(Fri)17:16:12 No.5475890

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5475849
She's so cute when she jelly

Anonymous (ID: tHQDy77U)
11/25/22(Fri)20:08:08 No.5476094

Anonymous (ID: tHQDy77U) 11/25/22(Fri)20:08:08 No.5476094

>>5475874
p

Anonymous (ID: l7lxu0wJ)
11/26/22(Sat)00:36:44 No.5476319

Anonymous (ID: l7lxu0wJ) 11/26/22(Sat)00:36:44 No.5476319

>>5475890
He harbors positive sentiments for the heathen! Get that anon!

Anonymous (ID: /w2hvbo2)
11/26/22(Sat)04:08:09 No.5476462

Anonymous (ID: /w2hvbo2) 11/26/22(Sat)04:08:09 No.5476462

>>5475874
Based
>>5475890
Cringe!

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf)
11/26/22(Sat)19:57:22 No.5477295

Anonymous (ID: NAcvOsPf) 11/26/22(Sat)19:57:22 No.5477295

>>5476319
SHES CUTE. YOULL NEVER CATCH ME
>>5476462
AND YOUR CRINGE

Anonymous (ID: c6pFsztA)
11/26/22(Sat)22:07:54 No.5477507

Anonymous (ID: c6pFsztA) 11/26/22(Sat)22:07:54 No.5477507

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>>5477295
No u

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/01/22(Thu)13:25:19 No.5482173

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/01/22(Thu)13:25:19 No.5482173

IT'S TOMORROW WHERE'S THE THREAD OP?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)14:19:44 No.5482211

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)14:19:44 No.5482211

>>5482173
in like 8 hours or something

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/01/22(Thu)15:23:57 No.5482252

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/01/22(Thu)15:23:57 No.5482252

OPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: Kvah5UQ3)
12/01/22(Thu)15:57:49 No.5482268

Anonymous (ID: Kvah5UQ3) 12/01/22(Thu)15:57:49 No.5482268

>>5482211
Bro I'll be dead tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
12/01/22(Thu)16:21:23 No.5482294

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 12/01/22(Thu)16:21:23 No.5482294

>>5482173
actually I think it's today. Tomorrow is Tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv)
12/01/22(Thu)16:36:56 No.5482307

Anonymous (ID: yA2GbBnv) 12/01/22(Thu)16:36:56 No.5482307

>>5482211
But that’s tomorrow tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)22:53:21 No.5482619

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)22:53:21 No.5482619

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Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/01/22(Thu)22:57:10 No.5482622

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/01/22(Thu)22:57:10 No.5482622

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5482619
Bread Knife

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/01/22(Thu)23:00:48 No.5482625

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/01/22(Thu)23:00:48 No.5482625

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5482619
Cut the bread with Bread Knife

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)23:14:37 No.5482634

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)23:14:37 No.5482634

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>>5482622

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/01/22(Thu)23:15:08 No.5482635

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/01/22(Thu)23:15:08 No.5482635

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5482634
Battle to the death!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)23:22:32 No.5482639

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)23:22:32 No.5482639

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>>5482635

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/01/22(Thu)23:22:53 No.5482640

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/01/22(Thu)23:22:53 No.5482640

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5482639
FIGHT!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)23:29:14 No.5482650

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)23:29:14 No.5482650

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5482640
Roll 1d100 for bread

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/01/22(Thu)23:29:38 No.5482652

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/01/22(Thu)23:29:38 No.5482652

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5482650
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)23:31:07 No.5482653

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)23:31:07 No.5482653

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>>5482652

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/01/22(Thu)23:31:38 No.5482654

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/01/22(Thu)23:31:38 No.5482654

>>5482653
OH N-

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/01/22(Thu)23:32:14 No.5482656

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/01/22(Thu)23:32:14 No.5482656

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5482653
Mourn the loss of bread

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/01/22(Thu)23:32:16 No.5482657

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/01/22(Thu)23:32:16 No.5482657

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5482653
Back to Agent No Name. We've just landed at the station with only minor bonkings of the crew.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)23:38:01 No.5482659

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)23:38:01 No.5482659

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>>5482656

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/01/22(Thu)23:40:51 No.5482661

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/01/22(Thu)23:40:51 No.5482661

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5482659
Agent No Name will keep a slice of the bread in honor of a brother lost, it'll remind him of better times.

Also back to the landing

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)23:48:36 No.5482668

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)23:48:36 No.5482668

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>>5482661
Entering the base

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/01/22(Thu)23:51:04 No.5482670

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/01/22(Thu)23:51:04 No.5482670

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5482668
Be showered with gratitude and appreciation upon entering the base

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH)
12/01/22(Thu)23:52:09 No.5482671

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH) 12/01/22(Thu)23:52:09 No.5482671

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5482668
do they have loot for the super important mission?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/01/22(Thu)23:54:59 No.5482673

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/01/22(Thu)23:54:59 No.5482673

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>>5482670
"Ay thanks man, gimme five"

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH)
12/01/22(Thu)23:56:42 No.5482674

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH) 12/01/22(Thu)23:56:42 No.5482674

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5482673
Give him a 5 credit bill for his clever remark and continue on our way

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/01/22(Thu)23:58:06 No.5482676

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/01/22(Thu)23:58:06 No.5482676

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5482673
Where is the reception party? We need confetti, a band and a whole crowd cheering for their saviors

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)00:02:34 No.5482682

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)00:02:34 No.5482682

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>>5482676
"Oh right. Empire protocol dictates that gratitude and appreciation means you get this coupon. Redeemable at any Empire Burger location"

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)00:07:41 No.5482688

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)00:07:41 No.5482688

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5482682
Jackpot. Soon we will dine like kings.

Ask if they have an Empire Burger here in the station, might as well do something critically important while we wait.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)00:11:52 No.5482694

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)00:11:52 No.5482694

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>>5482688
"Sure,just use the Station Transport Vehicle"

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)00:14:24 No.5482697

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)00:14:24 No.5482697

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5482694
Give him his well earned high five and hop into the mighty vehicle.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)00:23:10 No.5482701

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)00:23:10 No.5482701

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>>5482697

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)00:26:57 No.5482707

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)00:26:57 No.5482707

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5482701
Empire Burger - where every bite reminds you of killing rebels

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)00:27:37 No.5482708

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)00:27:37 No.5482708

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5482701
Wait, are the others not interested in Empire Burger?
Whatever, their loss. Arrive at Empire Burger with hopefully no mishaps

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)00:38:34 No.5482714

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)00:38:34 No.5482714

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>>5482707
Sure hope nothing goes wrong while you eeeat.

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/02/22(Fri)00:39:28 No.5482715

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/02/22(Fri)00:39:28 No.5482715

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5482714
Hrgnngg, burger

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)00:39:49 No.5482716

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)00:39:49 No.5482716

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5482714
Just push the damn burger against your faceless visage.

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH)
12/02/22(Fri)00:40:29 No.5482717

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH) 12/02/22(Fri)00:40:29 No.5482717

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5482714
why would it?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)00:43:37 No.5482721

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)00:43:37 No.5482721

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5482715
Complete with a Large Cup of Empire Soda and Large Empire Fries.

Roll 1d100 so that no shenanigans happen while you eat

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/02/22(Fri)00:44:36 No.5482724

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/02/22(Fri)00:44:36 No.5482724

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5482721
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)00:44:50 No.5482726

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)00:44:50 No.5482726

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5482721
Oh god please let us destroy that meal undisturbed

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)00:44:58 No.5482727

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)00:44:58 No.5482727

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5482721
Nothing bad will happen, dice rigger.

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)00:45:46 No.5482729

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)00:45:46 No.5482729

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5482721
Uh.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)00:58:23 No.5482736

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)00:58:23 No.5482736

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>>5482724
Oh no. Shenanigans! What could it beeee

A. A rebel infiltrator slaps your burger out of your hand
B. Your meal fucking explodes
C. THe burger's a bit dry

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)01:00:25 No.5482740

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)01:00:25 No.5482740

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5482736
It's OP! Take the shot!
Don't let him ruin this for us

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/02/22(Fri)01:01:47 No.5482741

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/02/22(Fri)01:01:47 No.5482741

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5482736
C.
We really should've gotten an EmpRib as this is the final farewell tour before they load a bulk freighter full of them alongside all records of the recipe and warped them into some unknown time in the future for another generation to enjoy.

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)01:02:34 No.5482743

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)01:02:34 No.5482743

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5482736
DRY MEAT, WHO GIVES DRY MEAT.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)01:14:13 No.5482752

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)01:14:13 No.5482752

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>>5482741
Damnit. THis is all your fault. You should have gotten a succulent EmpRib for your dinners. The delectable EmpRib, with its juicy Ribs, grilled to perfection, topped off by the mouth watering tangy Empire Sauce, served in a piping hot Empire Bun. Now you are too late. You can't get any. It is all your fault.

You will have to live with this to the end of your days

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)01:15:05 No.5482753

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)01:15:05 No.5482753

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5482741
>>5482736
This is an outrage, I demand to see the chef!

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)01:17:01 No.5482758

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)01:17:01 No.5482758

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5482752
But what if... you find the creator or someone who knows of the EmpRib and employ them as your chef?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)01:28:56 No.5482764

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)01:28:56 No.5482764

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>>5482758
BUt what if he's dead

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)01:29:45 No.5482766

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)01:29:45 No.5482766

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5482764
Name your price.

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)01:31:26 No.5482771

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)01:31:26 No.5482771

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5482764
He can't be dead, the EmpRib recipe must be secured

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)01:35:05 No.5482776

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)01:35:05 No.5482776

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5482764
We must secure the existence of the EmpRib and a future for Empire Burger

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH)
12/02/22(Fri)01:35:08 No.5482777

Anonymous (ID: KlLrZvqH) 12/02/22(Fri)01:35:08 No.5482777

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5482764
just cope with the EmpFries

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)01:36:47 No.5482780

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)01:36:47 No.5482780

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5482777
Checked and nice roll. The Empire Fries are very good indeed, maybe the best there is.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)01:38:54 No.5482783

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)01:38:54 No.5482783

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>>5482777
"...is he...sobbing?"

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)01:40:52 No.5482785

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)01:40:52 No.5482785

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5482783
"Oh, another EmpRib mourner"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)01:41:47 No.5482786

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)01:41:47 No.5482786

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5482783
The Guards sympathize, they too feel the loss of the EmpRib. Manly tears are shed.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)01:43:21 No.5482787

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)01:43:21 No.5482787

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>>5482785
"I get it tho. The EmpRib. Such a shame. THe few months when it was available, best time of my life"

"....Eh it's not that great"

"You are no longer invited to poker night"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)01:46:21 No.5482788

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)01:46:21 No.5482788

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5482787
Right, pull yourself together No Name. We can't mourn forever, we have a princess to save. Maybe this station has some experinental weapons we can equip our fleet with?

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS)
12/02/22(Fri)01:50:38 No.5482795

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS) 12/02/22(Fri)01:50:38 No.5482795

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5482787
Experimental weapons to lift our mood -time!
~~Can't believe you faggots didn't kill any rebels yet. It's been THREE HOURS.~~

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)02:01:37 No.5482801

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)02:01:37 No.5482801

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>>5482788
That's right, time to go ask Station command for anything that can help you

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS)
12/02/22(Fri)02:11:48 No.5482807

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS) 12/02/22(Fri)02:11:48 No.5482807

>>5482801
Chest-mounted Plasma Disintegrator (goes into ribcage)!

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)02:12:41 No.5482810

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)02:12:41 No.5482810

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5482801
Everyone is already there at station command

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)02:12:51 No.5482811

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)02:12:51 No.5482811

>>5482801
To the Station Control Center, maybe they do guided tours?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)02:19:58 No.5482817

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)02:19:58 No.5482817

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>>5482810
Huh, wonder what they're discussing

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)02:23:51 No.5482821

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)02:23:51 No.5482821

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5482817
Shotasniffer obviously.

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS)
12/02/22(Fri)02:28:50 No.5482824

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS) 12/02/22(Fri)02:28:50 No.5482824

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5482817
this >>5482821

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)02:32:51 No.5482827

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)02:32:51 No.5482827

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>>5482824
"So....Luke....Help a homie out and score us some tickets, eh?"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)02:35:19 No.5482830

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)02:35:19 No.5482830

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5482827
Luke's not having a good time right now.

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS)
12/02/22(Fri)02:36:20 No.5482832

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS) 12/02/22(Fri)02:36:20 No.5482832

>>5482827
He says yes because we maxed out our Speech.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)02:40:17 No.5482834

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)02:40:17 No.5482834

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>>5482830
He's disassociating! What is he dreaming about?

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS)
12/02/22(Fri)02:41:41 No.5482835

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS) 12/02/22(Fri)02:41:41 No.5482835

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5482834
Helping Agent NN get the tickets!

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)02:44:22 No.5482837

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)02:44:22 No.5482837

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5482834
The good old days of Skeleton Island 1.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)02:46:11 No.5482839

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)02:46:11 No.5482839

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>>5482835
Bad Agent! Stop using suggestions to influence people's thoughts!

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS)
12/02/22(Fri)02:49:21 No.5482844

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS) 12/02/22(Fri)02:49:21 No.5482844

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5482839
~~ShutupShutupShutup~~
Keep at it until he breaks!

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)02:52:15 No.5482846

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)02:52:15 No.5482846

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5482839
He's dreaming about meat

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)02:52:44 No.5482847

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)02:52:44 No.5482847

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>>5482844
Yes...He's buying the tickets!

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)02:53:24 No.5482849

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)02:53:24 No.5482849

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5482839
We are back in tranquility, before Lilly forced you to join team Blue and you could grill all you'd like.

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS)
12/02/22(Fri)02:54:26 No.5482851

Anonymous (ID: /ZuiiiKS) 12/02/22(Fri)02:54:26 No.5482851

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5482847
Alright, the seed has been sown. Lat's approach him now, CASUALLY

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)02:54:26 No.5482852

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)02:54:26 No.5482852

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5482849
>>5482847
Force these hostile thoughts out, think about the grill!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)03:10:21 No.5482856

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)03:10:21 No.5482856

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>>5482851
But wait, what's this?!

Anonymous (ID: 5DoAof9K)
12/02/22(Fri)03:12:09 No.5482857

Anonymous (ID: 5DoAof9K) 12/02/22(Fri)03:12:09 No.5482857

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5482856
FOCUS
Kill the evil perpetrator and grab the dream tickets!

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)03:14:42 No.5482859

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)03:14:42 No.5482859

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5482856
It's the grill, telling you to stay loyal to the Meat!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)03:15:16 No.5482861

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)03:15:16 No.5482861

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>>5482857
Wait, who's this?! Why's he listening to her?

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)03:16:13 No.5482863

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)03:16:13 No.5482863

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5482861
It's time to grill.

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)03:20:04 No.5482866

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)03:20:04 No.5482866

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5482861
"Don't flirt with women. Also get Lilly back or you will feel the back of my axe."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)03:20:29 No.5482868

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)03:20:29 No.5482868

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>>5482863
"Good boy"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)03:22:51 No.5482869

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)03:22:51 No.5482869

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5482868
Grilling is nice.

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)03:27:59 No.5482871

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)03:27:59 No.5482871

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5482868
>>5482869
>>5482866

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)03:38:54 No.5482877

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)03:38:54 No.5482877

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>>5482869
"That's right Luke. Calm yourself."

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)03:42:42 No.5482883

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)03:42:42 No.5482883

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5482877
Luke is ripped out of his dream grilling due to the plot advancing

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)03:49:01 No.5482885

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)03:49:01 No.5482885

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5482877
Luke is suddenly interrupted by vegan thoughts

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)03:49:37 No.5482886

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)03:49:37 No.5482886

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>>5482883
"Hmmm? Huh? Yes?"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)03:51:16 No.5482888

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)03:51:16 No.5482888

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5482886
The Station Commander was just telling us about the secret weapons research that is being conducted here.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)03:59:29 No.5482894

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)03:59:29 No.5482894

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>>5482888
"AH, oh yes. Of course. Please. Continue"

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)04:00:09 No.5482895

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)04:00:09 No.5482895

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5482894
See if we can get into that secret weapons research stuff

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)04:03:52 No.5482896

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)04:03:52 No.5482896

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5482894
How secret are the weapons

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)04:11:32 No.5482900

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)04:11:32 No.5482900

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>>5482896
"Oh, the only people who know about this research are this bases' personnel. Top of Empire Command and everyone in this room right now. The rebels didn't even attack us because of our research. They just thought this was a regular outpost"

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)04:17:52 No.5482903

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)04:17:52 No.5482903

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5482900
"Also because it's literally within distance of Lilly's concert. We think they wanted to clear the area."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)04:31:49 No.5482906

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>>5482903
"Excuse me?"

"Yeah, we got intel from the rebels that they're clearing out the surrounding sectors to make space for their concert"

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)04:38:26 No.5482909

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)04:38:26 No.5482909

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5482906
We predict that the concert would turn even the most fervent Empire supporter into a monster who only thinks of "slaughter", "murder" and "Lilly".
For someone reason most of the men want to deploy the secret weapon now.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)04:46:40 No.5482912

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)04:46:40 No.5482912

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>>5482909
"WE MUST STRIKE FIRST!"

"DEATH TO THE HERETICS!"

"HOW DARE THEY TRY TO MOVE INTO SHOTASNIFFER'S TURF!"

"DOWN WITH THE PRETENDER IDOL!"

"I dunno guys...Lilly got some banger tracks"

"....CRUCIFY HIM!"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)04:49:29 No.5482914

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)04:49:29 No.5482914

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5482912
We are in fact on our way to disrupt that very same concert before it can start. 'That' weapon would be very useful to us.

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)04:50:30 No.5482916

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)04:50:30 No.5482916

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5482912
Unfortunately, we know Lilly is Shotasniffer's sister, so attacking her would make Shotasniffer destroy every single trace of our existence.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)05:00:32 No.5482921

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)05:00:32 No.5482921

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>>5482916
And that means no more concerts. No more enjoying your limited edition Shotasniffer merch.

How terrifying

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)05:05:25 No.5482923

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)05:05:25 No.5482923

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5482921
"Are they so brainwashed that they care more about not hearing about Shotasniffer anymore than the destruction of their empire?"
"Yes. Which is why high command is mostly made up of women."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)05:13:14 No.5482925

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)05:13:14 No.5482925

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>>5482923
"...Huh....Ooooh. So that's why all the base commanders and higher ups are all women. I thought it was just a coincidence"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)05:15:15 No.5482926

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)05:15:15 No.5482926

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5482925
We're on a tight schedule, please show us the weapon so we can be off to stop the concert.

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)05:19:09 No.5482927

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)05:19:09 No.5482927

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5482925
>>5482926
What's the weapon already, we want to kill all the Lilly fa- I mean save the empire.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)05:25:01 No.5482929

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)05:25:01 No.5482929

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>>5482926
>>5482927
"Yeah. Brainwashed by my older sister aside. We still need to stop the concert and get my younger sister back. Lead the way to the weapon, please"

"Very well, follow me, gentlemen"

What will the weapon be?

Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:
Odds: Experimental Empire Super Mecha that's fitted with more weapons than 3 battleships combined
Evens: A big ass gun that can be fitted at the front of a battleship. Definitely not a rip off of the Wave Motion Gun from Space Battleship Yamato
Tens: Gravity Field Controller that allows the ship it's equipped with to control meteors
1 or 100: Free pick

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)05:29:17 No.5482930

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)05:29:17 No.5482930

Rolled 49, 10 = 59 (2d100)

>>5482929
Hmmmmmmm.

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)05:29:42 No.5482931

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)05:29:42 No.5482931

Rolled 22, 4 = 26 (2d100)

>>5482929
supermecha NOT

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)05:35:04 No.5482935

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)05:35:04 No.5482935

Rolled 27, 49 = 76 (2d100)

>>5482929

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/02/22(Fri)05:40:11 No.5482938

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/02/22(Fri)05:40:11 No.5482938

Rolled 82, 79 = 161 (2d100)

>>5482929

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)05:45:25 No.5482941

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)05:45:25 No.5482941

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Oh shit

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)05:51:08 No.5482945

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)05:51:08 No.5482945

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5482941
None of us are good mech pilots though

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)06:02:18 No.5482952

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)06:02:18 No.5482952

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>>5482945
"I got experience being a co-pilot with my brother"

"I sat in a mech cockpit once, does that count"

"mechs are gay"

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)06:10:07 No.5482959

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)06:10:07 No.5482959

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5482952
Looks like Joseph knows what he's doing
but maybe its got four seats and it combines like voltron

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)06:13:02 No.5482960

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)06:13:02 No.5482960

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5482952
>>5482959
Everyone knows Voltron is a 5-seater and there are only 4 of us.
DO NOT COUNT THE DRUNKS

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)06:13:48 No.5482961

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)06:13:48 No.5482961

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5482952
Conveniently the station has a simulator to train pilots for this mech. Joseph can train in it while we check on the captured ship.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)06:17:18 No.5482964

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)06:17:18 No.5482964

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5482960
"Hmmm, yes, well..."

Roll 1d100

If you beat my roll, then you can decide if the mech is a one-seater or 4-seater. Or any combination thereof

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)06:17:49 No.5482965

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)06:17:49 No.5482965

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5482964
Hmmm.

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)06:18:39 No.5482966

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)06:18:39 No.5482966

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5482964
>>5482965
FOUR SEATER BROS

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)06:21:01 No.5482968

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)06:21:01 No.5482968

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5482964
>>5482965
It's actually a 8 seater

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)06:26:52 No.5482971

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)06:26:52 No.5482971

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>>5482965
Alright anon, how many seats do you want to mech to have?

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5)
12/02/22(Fri)06:30:16 No.5482974

Anonymous (ID: 1cZBDdR5) 12/02/22(Fri)06:30:16 No.5482974

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5482971
Enough to seat all the unique party members
Also the base commander, since it's her project

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)06:30:25 No.5482976

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)06:30:25 No.5482976

>>5482971
It's a two seater. The main pilots control movement and can use the Hexmagic Sword and Shield, while the Co-pilot is in charge of defensive and ranged weapons.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)06:35:59 No.5482983

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)06:35:59 No.5482983

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>>5482976
"...it's a 2-seater. One pilot controls movement and the main offensive melee weapons, while the other controls the ranged and defensive options. Now, follow me to the underground hangar"

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)06:39:43 No.5482985

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)06:39:43 No.5482985

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5482983
To the secret lab!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)06:46:56 No.5482991

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>>5482985
"Hey, what do you guys think the mech would look like?"

"I dunno. A giant dude I guess"

"Hope it's a dragon"

"Of course that's what you're expecting, dragonfucker"

"Simp"

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/02/22(Fri)06:49:20 No.5482992

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/02/22(Fri)06:49:20 No.5482992

>>5482991
Let see what the mech look like and the labs also.

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)06:49:39 No.5482993

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)06:49:39 No.5482993

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5482991
SHOW US THE OPTIONS, OP
and hopefully give us choices like the ship selection

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)06:50:28 No.5482994

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)06:50:28 No.5482994

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5482991
>>5482992
>>5482993
Maybe it's beer

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)06:50:39 No.5482995

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)06:50:39 No.5482995

>>5482991
The mech is cleverly disguised as a really big tank.

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)07:06:09 No.5482999

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)07:06:09 No.5482999

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5482991
Totally not a gundam

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)07:13:27 No.5483002

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)07:13:27 No.5483002

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>>5482995
>>5482994
>>5482993

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)07:14:14 No.5483003

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)07:14:14 No.5483003

>>5483002
check the bottom right for that semi transparent mystery box option

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)07:15:23 No.5483004

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)07:15:23 No.5483004

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5483002
>>5483003

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)07:16:32 No.5483005

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)07:16:32 No.5483005

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5483003
>>5483002
...but I like the tank though

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)07:40:58 No.5483012

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)07:40:58 No.5483012

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>>5483004

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6)
12/02/22(Fri)07:42:52 No.5483014

Anonymous (ID: y9Jy4rd6) 12/02/22(Fri)07:42:52 No.5483014

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5483012
why do you have more mystery boxes, OP
show it all

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)07:44:55 No.5483015

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)07:44:55 No.5483015

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5483014
It's to stall for time, just like how Dragonball has 17 episodes of filler per fight scene.

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)07:48:18 No.5483016

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)07:48:18 No.5483016

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5483012
Additionaly, a very clunky stompy-stompy battletech-like mech that makes any clanner and spheroid want to spend all their savings on it

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)07:49:20 No.5483017

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)07:49:20 No.5483017

>>5483016
guh-

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)07:56:35 No.5483018

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>>5483014
>>5483015
>>5483016
OP lives inside the filler time

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8)
12/02/22(Fri)07:58:34 No.5483021

Anonymous (ID: 22/etP+8) 12/02/22(Fri)07:58:34 No.5483021

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5483018
Mecha Tank, lets go!

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)07:59:17 No.5483022

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)07:59:17 No.5483022

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5483018
CLUUUUNK
Take the bottom left mech, also add the empire flag to it, paintjob and all OORA like

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)08:09:50 No.5483028

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)08:09:50 No.5483028

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>>5483022
Are you suuuure

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)08:11:01 No.5483029

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)08:11:01 No.5483029

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5483028
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
It can transform into the tank version as a compromise for yellow anon

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)08:19:06 No.5483031

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>>5483029
Sure

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)08:20:28 No.5483032

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)08:20:28 No.5483032

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5483031
So menacing and cool, please be impressed crowd

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)08:25:29 No.5483035

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)08:25:29 No.5483035

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>>5483032

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/02/22(Fri)08:32:48 No.5483043

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/02/22(Fri)08:32:48 No.5483043

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5483035
Truly a machine worthy of the Empire.

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)08:36:50 No.5483046

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)08:36:50 No.5483046

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5483035
Yaay
[Enter Name Here] features an endoskeleton which supports most of the weight of the mech, which is wrapped around with muscle-like bundles of metal that can contract and move the mech like a person, making it deceptively agile and fast for its clunky chassis.
Its large and wide frame can be fitted with any weapons and systems conceived by mankind, or can alternatively be held in the hands instead, making it highly versatile.

If faced with a significant enough thread, siege mode can be engaged which transforms the mech into a superheavy tank that can fire energy directly from the experimental reactor that could crack most ships in half in a single lancing strike.

Bla bla bla more nerd shit-
Also it has a cup holder in the cockpit I guess.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)08:44:01 No.5483048

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)08:44:01 No.5483048

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>>5483046
Claps Harder

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/02/22(Fri)08:45:32 No.5483049

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/02/22(Fri)08:45:32 No.5483049

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5483048
Load up the Transforming Mecha Tank on ST-100. It will be an excellent weapon for when we have to invade the rebel homeworld.

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)08:50:06 No.5483050

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)08:50:06 No.5483050

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5483048
You want to know more No Name?

Its head features an advanced Quad-Sensor array that augments the vision of the pilots with accurate information about their threat, assists in aiming and also warns of any incoming attacks, along other nerdy stuff that I cannot bother to mention.

[Enter huge segment of technical stuff to drown a man with]

It also has a secret SECRET weapon, what could it be?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)08:57:47 No.5483054

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)08:57:47 No.5483054

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>>5483050
Man that was alot of stuff to remember. Good thing you recorded it in your helmet to view later at a moment's notice.

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)09:02:27 No.5483055

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)09:02:27 No.5483055

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5483054
The SECRET is activated by the press of a button, but it is so secret that the secret cannot revealed unless they face a threat so great that pressing the button is warranted, thus un-secreting the secret feature that the secret mech secretly has. All that is known is that the button takes on the form of an object that is most desired by the pilot because plot reasons, don't question it.

Also it is lunch break so the commander chucks No Name the keys for the Mech, its yours now.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)09:06:54 No.5483058

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)09:06:54 No.5483058

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5483054
>>5483055
This would be really useful for saving the Princess and stopping Lilly.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)09:15:31 No.5483064

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)09:15:31 No.5483064

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>>5483055
"Good luck agent. I'm sure you know how to pick the pair to pilot it. I'm looking forward to you taking care of those rebels and their concert. And remember.....If you wreck it, it's your pay that's getting docked"

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)09:17:17 No.5483066

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)09:17:17 No.5483066

I have too much luck so I'll let the others have their fun for now, totally didn't rig the dice or something.

>>5483064

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)09:18:51 No.5483067

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)09:18:51 No.5483067

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5483064
First thing, does anyone know the controls for this thing

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)09:20:06 No.5483068

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)09:20:06 No.5483068

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5483067
Too tempted because its about the mech SORRY LAST TIME
You plug yourself in and your thoughts will do the work

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/02/22(Fri)09:20:56 No.5483069

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/02/22(Fri)09:20:56 No.5483069

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5483067
>>5483064
Here Joseph, read this 600 page operators manual.

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)09:21:08 No.5483070

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)09:21:08 No.5483070

>>5483068
I am a terrible thief and a scoundrel, nerd anon the roll stealer..

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)09:23:52 No.5483071

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)09:23:52 No.5483071

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>>5483069
"Fuck. Alright, who's gonna be the other pilot? If I have to suffer through this doorstopper, somebody else has too"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)09:24:54 No.5483072

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)09:24:54 No.5483072

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5483071
Luke, you're his co-pilot

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)09:28:24 No.5483073

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)09:28:24 No.5483073

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>>5483072

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)09:31:16 No.5483075

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)09:31:16 No.5483075

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5483073
So what can Lilly's song do to people, any weaknesses?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)09:41:55 No.5483081

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)09:41:55 No.5483081

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>>5483075
"Well as you saw first hand, her songs can evoke a berserker rage in people. Causing them to slip into a stage of bloodlusted simpery, ready to kill for their queen."

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)09:44:24 No.5483083

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)09:44:24 No.5483083

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5483081
It seems to be all men, though

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)09:46:31 No.5483084

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)09:46:31 No.5483084

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>>5483083
"Yeah...I just used "people" to make it sound less embarrassing"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)09:47:54 No.5483085

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)09:47:54 No.5483085

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5483084
So...women are immune?

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/02/22(Fri)09:52:18 No.5483086

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/02/22(Fri)09:52:18 No.5483086

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5483084
Gotcha, we'll make it priority to destroy the station's power generators to stop Lilly from being able to broadcast her song across Space.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)09:55:13 No.5483089

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)09:55:13 No.5483089

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>>5483085
"Generally, yes. Unless they're lesbians, then they'll be under the same spell.,,,and also me. Being her big brother, her singing doesn't cause me to fly into a simp-based berserker rage"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)10:01:56 No.5483091

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)10:01:56 No.5483091

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5483089
S could Dragon Witch get close and snatch her?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)10:07:21 No.5483093

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)10:07:21 No.5483093

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>>5483091
"Theoretically yes. Hey Dragon Witch, can you tank sword slashes?"

"what"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)10:10:50 No.5483094

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)10:10:50 No.5483094

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5483093
How powerful is Lilly

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)10:18:00 No.5483096

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)10:18:00 No.5483096

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>>5483094
"....hard to say. You think you can beat me in a fight?"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)10:26:45 No.5483101

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)10:26:45 No.5483101

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5483096
"Imagine my strength, now multiply that by 10, that's how strong Lilly is."
So we need a way to disable Lilly and swarm her

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)10:38:06 No.5483109

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)10:38:06 No.5483109

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>>5483101
"Yes. I think what we should focus on first is to disable the sound system. Having to go through a berserking rebel army to get to my sister would be...most inconvenient"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)10:46:44 No.5483116

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)10:46:44 No.5483116

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5483109
What if we change the broadcast?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)10:52:57 No.5483120

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)10:52:57 No.5483120

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>>5483116
"That could work. Anything to render her singing unable to reach rebel ears, really"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)10:53:52 No.5483121

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)10:53:52 No.5483121

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5483120
Like say...a Shotasniffer idol song?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)10:57:03 No.5483124

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)10:57:03 No.5483124

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>>5483121

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)10:59:06 No.5483126

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)10:59:06 No.5483126

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5483124
"SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO TASTE"
"MY SISTER HAS THE BEST SINGING VOICE"
"DRAGONFUCKER IS JEALOUS"
"Great, now I have to play the calming song again."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)11:01:57 No.5483127

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)11:01:57 No.5483127

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>>5483126
*studio audience laughs*

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)11:06:56 No.5483130

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)11:06:56 No.5483130

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5483127
But really, Shotasniffer's song would be the perfect counter. Everyone would be praising the empire when they hear this song. It'll turn the rebel audience into more troops for the empire.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)11:13:15 No.5483134

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)11:13:15 No.5483134

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>>5483130
Of course. We now have a plan.

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
12/02/22(Fri)11:15:03 No.5483136

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 12/02/22(Fri)11:15:03 No.5483136

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5483134
How are we gonna change the broadcast? Do we have a skilled hacker on board or will we have to storm some control room first?

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)11:16:09 No.5483137

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)11:16:09 No.5483137

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5483134
>>5483136
Most likely we need to sneak in as "rebels"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)11:18:07 No.5483138

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)11:18:07 No.5483138

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>>5483137
You are The Operative, after all. Sneaking into places are your forte

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)11:20:25 No.5483141

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)11:20:25 No.5483141

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5483138
But you do need companions.
And with Joseph and Luke manning the mech for any prospective fight and Dragon Witch having to take care of the crew in case anything goes pear-shaped...that leaves the Mob Soldiers.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)11:23:55 No.5483145

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)11:23:55 No.5483145

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>>5483141

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)11:25:51 No.5483146

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)11:25:51 No.5483146

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5483145
Hey, here's your chance to redeem yourselves. I need the both of you to go into rebel territory and gather info while assisting in infiltrating the broadcast

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)11:28:37 No.5483148

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)11:28:37 No.5483148

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>>5483146
"....can we do it after lunch?"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/02/22(Fri)11:29:32 No.5483150

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/02/22(Fri)11:29:32 No.5483150

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5483148
Well, those two are reading the manual

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n)
12/02/22(Fri)11:32:45 No.5483153

Anonymous (ID: FnBbZV2n) 12/02/22(Fri)11:32:45 No.5483153

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5483148
This reminds me, No Name still hasn't managed to eat.
So hungry...

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/02/22(Fri)11:33:06 No.5483154

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/02/22(Fri)11:33:06 No.5483154

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>>5483150
And so, after 12 hours of fucking around, OP is sleepy. We will continue the tomfoolery....in another 12 hours. Toodles

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/02/22(Fri)13:45:08 No.5483250

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/02/22(Fri)13:45:08 No.5483250

>>5483154
Is that 12 hours in normal time or OP time?
Cause that's like 3 days.

Anonymous (ID: gDc1Rchj)
12/02/22(Fri)16:24:10 No.5483356

Anonymous (ID: gDc1Rchj) 12/02/22(Fri)16:24:10 No.5483356

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>>5483154
This is the only quest that I catch up with when I miss it. Reading this is genuinely entertaining ~~when you lazy fucks don't mess around and actually make the spherical fuck draw a new image every now and then.~~
>>5482921
ruiner vibes, me like

Anonymous (ID: dWOr5949)
12/03/22(Sat)00:28:40 No.5483828

Anonymous (ID: dWOr5949) 12/03/22(Sat)00:28:40 No.5483828

>>5483154
12 hours more like 12 decades

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)00:59:05 No.5483839

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)00:59:05 No.5483839

OP is getting stepped on by vampire communist waifus in the gulag.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)01:00:01 No.5483840

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)01:00:01 No.5483840

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>>5483828
Anon is still waiting

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)01:05:26 No.5483843

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)01:05:26 No.5483843

>>5483840
I remember a long time ago, when a good friend of mine told me; There would be a bread.

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)01:05:55 No.5483844

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)01:05:55 No.5483844

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5483840
Cough, then fall over dead.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)01:23:45 No.5483856

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)01:23:45 No.5483856

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>>5483843
>>5483844

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)01:24:31 No.5483857

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)01:24:31 No.5483857

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5483856
mourn

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)01:30:19 No.5483861

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)01:30:19 No.5483861

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>>5483857

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)01:30:47 No.5483862

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)01:30:47 No.5483862

>>5483861
What a shame, he was a good man.
I wish there was something more I could say.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)01:33:22 No.5483863

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)01:33:22 No.5483863

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>>5483862
Don't worry. Action speak louder than words. Just donate to his charity. Here, anon. Put your money in

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)01:33:58 No.5483864

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)01:33:58 No.5483864

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5483863
No, not yet....

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)01:35:43 No.5483867

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>>5483864
C'maaaaan, it's for charity

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)01:36:02 No.5483868

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)01:36:02 No.5483868

Rolled 723 (1d1337)

>>5483863
Rolling amount of dubloons deposited into anon's charity box

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)01:42:32 No.5483872

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>>5483868
Yes. THis will definitely go to anon's charity fund and not OP's pockets

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)01:43:32 No.5483873

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)01:43:32 No.5483873

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5483872
They're all Bobby cryptocoins.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)01:48:04 No.5483875

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)01:48:04 No.5483875

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>>5483873

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/03/22(Sat)01:50:31 No.5483877

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/03/22(Sat)01:50:31 No.5483877

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5483875
Now plot happen, plus f for anon never scoring the bread.

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)01:50:32 No.5483878

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)01:50:32 No.5483878

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5483875
Back to the quest! Begin loading the Mech onto ST-100.

Anonymous (ID: lW8I7zF5)
12/03/22(Sat)01:55:32 No.5483880

Anonymous (ID: lW8I7zF5) 12/03/22(Sat)01:55:32 No.5483880

>>5483875
time to have sex with dragons, and by that I mean kill the rebels!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)02:01:57 No.5483884

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)02:01:57 No.5483884

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>>5483878

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)02:07:17 No.5483885

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)02:07:17 No.5483885

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5483884
How's the repairs on that Rebel Command Ship going?

Anonymous (ID: lW8I7zF5)
12/03/22(Sat)02:09:21 No.5483888

Anonymous (ID: lW8I7zF5) 12/03/22(Sat)02:09:21 No.5483888

>>5483884
No time to waste, just put him in our hangar with a ship hand.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)02:15:21 No.5483889

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)02:15:21 No.5483889

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5483885
Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)02:15:46 No.5483890

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)02:15:46 No.5483890

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5483889
X

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)02:21:13 No.5483896

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)02:21:13 No.5483896

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5483889
Hmm.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)02:28:57 No.5483900

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)02:28:57 No.5483900

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>>5483890
"Repairs are finished, sir."

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/03/22(Sat)02:30:05 No.5483901

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/03/22(Sat)02:30:05 No.5483901

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5483900
What happen to that rebel commander, did we ressurect him already offscreen?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)02:32:46 No.5483903

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)02:32:46 No.5483903

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>>5483901
"Oh that guy, the guy whose head you blown off. The guy whose soul Luke ate and puked up back into his own headless body. That guy?"

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/03/22(Sat)02:36:07 No.5483906

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/03/22(Sat)02:36:07 No.5483906

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5483903
Yea, thought we already spook him.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)02:44:33 No.5483910

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)02:44:33 No.5483910

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>>5483906
"Yeah he's right here"

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)02:52:12 No.5483915

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)02:52:12 No.5483915

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5483910
Commander Ghosthead, you think you could bluff our way through rebel security and get our medium ships to dock with the Rebel Station where Lilly is going to play?

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)02:57:39 No.5483917

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)02:57:39 No.5483917

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>>5483915
"Yes. Since most of our fleet are repurposed Rebel ones. Just need to equip our troops with rebel uniforms"

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)03:02:24 No.5483920

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)03:02:24 No.5483920

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5483917
Very good, very good. Make preparations for infiltration then. We leave as soon as we've restocked with EmpireSoda and Empire Doritos.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)03:10:37 No.5483928

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)03:10:37 No.5483928

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>>5483920
That's right kids. Stop eating like a rebel and get Empire Food

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)03:16:03 No.5483933

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)03:16:03 No.5483933

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5483928
Empire Soda, for when you feel like a gamer.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)03:28:27 No.5483939

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)03:28:27 No.5483939

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>>5483933

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)03:32:22 No.5483941

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)03:32:22 No.5483941

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5483939
>Shotasniffer album?
Played
>Rebel supporters?
Owned with facts, logic, and missiles
>Empire brand foods?
Consumed
Yep, it's gaming time

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)03:40:32 No.5483946

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)03:40:32 No.5483946

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>>5483941
Good thing you opted in on the game console upgrade for the ST-100

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/03/22(Sat)03:44:40 No.5483952

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/03/22(Sat)03:44:40 No.5483952

>>5483946
Let play it when we go back to SPESS.

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)03:44:52 No.5483953

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)03:44:52 No.5483953

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5483946
Challenge Luke to Skeleton Fighta Z while we wait for the fleet to finish restocking.

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)03:45:24 No.5483954

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)03:45:24 No.5483954

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5483946
Get yourself to the top of the global leaderboard with the name "EmpireRules"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)04:06:00 No.5483964

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)04:06:00 No.5483964

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>>5483953
Alright, who you're pickin

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/03/22(Sat)04:07:37 No.5483965

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/03/22(Sat)04:07:37 No.5483965

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5483964
Push the Random bottom

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)04:08:01 No.5483966

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)04:08:01 No.5483966

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5483964
Do the inputs to unlock the secret characters row

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)04:09:30 No.5483967

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)04:09:30 No.5483967

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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5483965
In the spirit of fair play, Luke will also choose Random.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)04:10:02 No.5483968

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)04:10:02 No.5483968

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5483967
Hmmm.

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:11:29 No.5483970

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:11:29 No.5483970

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5483967
The console randomly picks shotasniffer vs shotasniffer and it explodes

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)04:15:35 No.5483972

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)04:15:35 No.5483972

>>5483970
Shotasniffer vs Shotasniffer (Bikini Model)

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:16:33 No.5483974

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:16:33 No.5483974

>>5483972
No Name's visor explodes alongside the console

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)04:24:06 No.5483981

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)04:24:06 No.5483981

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>>5483970
>>5483972
>>5483974

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)04:26:39 No.5483983

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)04:26:39 No.5483983

>>5483981
Quick, repair the console

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:27:06 No.5483984

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:27:06 No.5483984

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5483981
What are the odds!
Call Snoy for a refund immediately

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)04:28:56 No.5483985

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)04:28:56 No.5483985

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5483981
QUICK WE NEED REPAIR

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:31:51 No.5483987

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:31:51 No.5483987

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5483985
Console is more important!

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)04:35:30 No.5483989

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)04:35:30 No.5483989

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>>5483985
"Damn....shit's fucked, chief"

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)04:36:15 No.5483991

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)04:36:15 No.5483991

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5483989
Mourn.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)04:36:59 No.5483993

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)04:36:59 No.5483993

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5483989
What about the visor, we need the visor, we can't reveal our face with the visor

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)04:37:10 No.5483995

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)04:37:10 No.5483995

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5483989
PoV shift to Commander Ghosthead while the Skeletechnicians fix the Gamestation X.

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)04:37:43 No.5483996

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)04:37:43 No.5483996

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5483989
Place stealing a new console from the rebels on the top of the list

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)04:39:27 No.5483998

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)04:39:27 No.5483998

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>>5483996

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4)
12/03/22(Sat)04:40:19 No.5484000

Anonymous (ID: yK54tTW4) 12/03/22(Sat)04:40:19 No.5484000

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5483998
>>5483995

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:40:25 No.5484002

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:40:25 No.5484002

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5483989
>>5483998
IT'S WAS A TERRORIST REBEL ATTACK, WE MUST RETALIATE
>>5483993
Guess we're never getting the visor back, better show our balding head to everyone in the crew now.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)04:41:20 No.5484003

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)04:41:20 No.5484003

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5483998
Hide your face from everyone, YOU MUST HAVE YOUR VISOR REPAIRED.
>>5484002
It's full of hair shutupshutup

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:43:20 No.5484005

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:43:20 No.5484005

>>5484003
It was on 90% back when we swore to wear the helmet til the day of death. It will be 6 years in space january, anon.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)04:47:20 No.5484007

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)04:47:20 No.5484007

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>>5484003

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)04:48:21 No.5484008

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)04:48:21 No.5484008

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5484007
>>5483995
Lets progress the plot, niggers.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)04:50:43 No.5484012

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)04:50:43 No.5484012

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>>5484008
Yes. Commander Ghost Head. Who is surely also here, to participate in shenanigans.

Unless he happens to actually be on the captured rebel command ship, setting up the infiltration instead

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:51:43 No.5484014

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:51:43 No.5484014

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5484007
>>5484012
Go to a workshop and build ourselves a new, cooler display so we don't have to live our life in shame
>>5484008
It's called character development you uneducated fuck

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)04:52:37 No.5484016

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)04:52:37 No.5484016

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5484012
>>5484014
Only question is if we can get it finished in time for the infiltration which should be happening now

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)04:52:39 No.5484017

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)04:52:39 No.5484017

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5484012
Unsurprisingly, he was actually on a captured rebel ship doing exactly as described

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)04:52:42 No.5484018

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)04:52:42 No.5484018

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5484012
The second one, the one where he preps for the infiltration.

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:53:40 No.5484020

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:53:40 No.5484020

>>5484016
>99
The answer is yes

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)04:54:01 No.5484021

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)04:54:01 No.5484021

>>5484017
>>5484018
also, that, but he saw everything through the communicator

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)04:55:39 No.5484024

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)04:55:39 No.5484024

>>5484014
>It's called character development you uneducated fuck
You do character development the same way the Chinese build high-rises.

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)04:57:22 No.5484025

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)04:57:22 No.5484025

>>5484024
You complain about progression on a chinese high-rise building forum

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)05:01:18 No.5484031

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)05:01:18 No.5484031

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>>5484016
Of course, Commander Ghost Head is overseeing preparations for the concert infiltration.

Meanwhile you bumped into a wall because you can't see where you're going when you're covering your face.

"Uh, need some help there, No Name?"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)05:02:22 No.5484033

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)05:02:22 No.5484033

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5484031
EVERYTHING'S FINE

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)05:07:17 No.5484036

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)05:07:17 No.5484036

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5484031
"DON'T TOUCH ME"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)05:16:36 No.5484044

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)05:16:36 No.5484044

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>>5484033
"Well you're bumping into walls. C'mon. If you need to go somewhere, we can at least help take you there"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)05:17:49 No.5484046

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)05:17:49 No.5484046

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5484044
Looks like No Name's going to be out of action for the infiltration

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)05:18:32 No.5484048

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)05:18:32 No.5484048

>>5484044
increase the rebel helmet opaqueness so they can't see your face

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)05:19:27 No.5484049

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)05:19:27 No.5484049

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5484044
Stumble into walls faster so he can't catch you

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd)
12/03/22(Sat)05:19:33 No.5484050

Anonymous (ID: NrL/1FWd) 12/03/22(Sat)05:19:33 No.5484050

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5484048

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)05:24:07 No.5484052

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)05:24:07 No.5484052

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>>5484049

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)05:24:59 No.5484054

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)05:24:59 No.5484054

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5484052
>>5484046
stopped by the base commander

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)05:25:55 No.5484056

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)05:25:55 No.5484056

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5484052
We're making a good progress! Now just get to the workshop before the entire crew catches up with us

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)05:38:48 No.5484061

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)05:38:48 No.5484061

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>>5484054
"...Ey! The hell?"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)05:39:53 No.5484063

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)05:39:53 No.5484063

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5484061
We got a case of "guy lost his visor to shotasniffer fanservice" here

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK)
12/03/22(Sat)05:41:56 No.5484065

Anonymous (ID: nlzTC6mK) 12/03/22(Sat)05:41:56 No.5484065

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5484061
Quickly, find the reserve helmet we always keep on our person.

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)05:44:04 No.5484067

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)05:44:04 No.5484067

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5484061
PUSH THROUGH HER

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)06:00:43 No.5484071

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)06:00:43 No.5484071

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>>5484065
Yes! Of course....but wait, that would mean you have to remove at least one hand from your face to get it! Fuck!

"What's wrong with him?"

"Shotasniffer fanservice induced visor explosion"

"Ah, I see. Many of my own men went through the same."

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)06:04:27 No.5484075

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)06:04:27 No.5484075

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5484071
Get escorted to the nearest workshop and hide your face with a paper bag

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)06:06:29 No.5484076

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)06:06:29 No.5484076

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5484071
No Name is put on a stretcher and carried to the workshop

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)06:11:32 No.5484082

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)06:11:32 No.5484082

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>>5484075

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)06:12:49 No.5484083

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)06:12:49 No.5484083

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5484082
>>5484076
Probably hurt more than just your ego

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)06:19:16 No.5484085

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)06:19:16 No.5484085

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>>5484083
At least things a progressing nicely on the infiltration.

And OP gotta go for a bit. Be back in like 2ish hours

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)06:25:38 No.5484086

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)06:25:38 No.5484086

Rolled 44 (1d48)

>>5484085
cya in 2 days op

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)08:16:55 No.5484122

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)08:16:55 No.5484122

>>5484085
OP is a scoundrel and a liar.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)08:38:05 No.5484125

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)08:38:05 No.5484125

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>>5484122
Yeah! That bastard!

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)08:42:33 No.5484126

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)08:42:33 No.5484126

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5484125
Hmm, you look oddly familiar...

Have we met before?

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)08:47:06 No.5484127

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)08:47:06 No.5484127

>>5484125
Fistbump the fellow OP-hater

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)08:51:21 No.5484132

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)08:51:21 No.5484132

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>>5484126
Uh, of course not. Anon.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)08:52:04 No.5484133

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)08:52:04 No.5484133

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5484132
OH FUCK IT'S LILLY RUN

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)08:53:41 No.5484134

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)08:53:41 No.5484134

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5484132
We must find OP, tie him to a huge loaf of bread and set it alight!
The anon revolution is now.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)08:53:46 No.5484135

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)08:53:46 No.5484135

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>>5484133
oh shit where

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)08:54:25 No.5484137

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)08:54:25 No.5484137

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5484135
ABOVE YOU

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)08:57:00 No.5484141

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)08:57:00 No.5484141

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5484135
You need to take your mask off to see, sir.
>>5484136
How odd, this sounds so familiar.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)09:01:17 No.5484142

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)09:01:17 No.5484142

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>>5484137

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)09:02:31 No.5484143

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)09:02:31 No.5484143

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5484142
False alarm, back to your-KILLKILLKILLKILL

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)09:02:46 No.5484145

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)09:02:46 No.5484145

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5484142
Pull this man's mask off, Scooby Doo style

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)09:03:15 No.5484146

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)09:03:15 No.5484146

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5484142
Take his mask off

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)09:11:01 No.5484147

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)09:11:01 No.5484147

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>>5484145

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)09:11:44 No.5484148

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)09:11:44 No.5484148

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5484147
Get back to the story - or rather the Rebel HQ

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)09:11:57 No.5484149

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)09:11:57 No.5484149

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484147
GET HIM! I WANT TO SEE HIM TOASTED!! AARRGH 30 MINUTES LATE 30 MINUTES LAAAATE!

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)09:13:41 No.5484150

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)09:13:41 No.5484150

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5484147
KICK OP IN THE DICK

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)09:13:43 No.5484151

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)09:13:43 No.5484151

>>5484147
~~Who would have thought. It was "Todd Howard of /qst/", OP, all along!~~
Slap him so hard he continues the quest.

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)09:18:46 No.5484153

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)09:18:46 No.5484153

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5484151

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)09:22:58 No.5484156

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)09:22:58 No.5484156

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>>5484148
MEANWHILE, AT REBEL HQ

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)09:23:40 No.5484157

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)09:23:40 No.5484157

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5484156
"FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE DEAD"

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)09:24:19 No.5484158

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)09:24:19 No.5484158

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5484156
No Name joins the preparations for infiltration sporting his brand-new visor

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)09:25:00 No.5484159

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)09:25:00 No.5484159

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5484156
DUN DUN DUUUN! The big head honcho of rebel evilness is planning the demise of the Empire

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)09:29:41 No.5484162

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)09:29:41 No.5484162

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>>5484157
"What? Why? What's going on?"

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)09:31:39 No.5484164

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)09:31:39 No.5484164

>>5484162
We don't have enough hardcore drugs to keep Lilly happy

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)09:32:40 No.5484165

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)09:32:40 No.5484165

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5484164
>>5484162

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)09:33:06 No.5484166

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)09:33:06 No.5484166

>>5484162
"We've been INFILTRATED."
*the skeleton drops a rebel disguise*

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)09:36:44 No.5484168

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)09:36:44 No.5484168

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5484166

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)09:47:28 No.5484175

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)09:47:28 No.5484175

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>>5484165
"What, hardcore drugs?"

"Yeah, she said to be a rock star she needs to live like one. So she demanded all the drugs we can find"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)09:49:10 No.5484176

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)09:49:10 No.5484176

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5484175
"You fuckers, just give her candy and say it's drugs"

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)09:50:12 No.5484178

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)09:50:12 No.5484178

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5484175
"If we don't find a solution quick she'll have one of her tantrums again! . . . You remember what happened last time she got mad right?"

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)09:51:41 No.5484179

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)09:51:41 No.5484179

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5484175
>>5484178
"I joined like yesterday. What happened?"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)09:54:34 No.5484183

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)09:54:34 No.5484183

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>>5484176
"Well yeah, that's what we've been doing. But we're running out, man"

"Oh good, for a second there I thought you actually gave our idol drugs."

"Yeah, imagine what would happen. Especially if she got like an overprotective family member or something"

"Yeah wouldn't that be something"

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)09:56:17 No.5484185

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)09:56:17 No.5484185

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5484183
"Just send some guy to the store to buy candy, problem solved"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)09:57:02 No.5484186

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)09:57:02 No.5484186

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5484183
>>5484185
"We're also running out of candy, boss."

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)09:57:24 No.5484187

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)09:57:24 No.5484187

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5484183
"Do not worry, if Lilly steps too far out of line our League of Extraordinary Rebel Captains will put a stop to her shenanigans..."
Pan to a meeting room where five mysterious Rebel Captains plot and scheme.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)09:57:35 No.5484188

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)09:57:35 No.5484188

>>5484186
I mean money

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)09:58:42 No.5484192

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)09:58:42 No.5484192

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5484183
>>5484185
>>5484186
"Lets draw straws, the shortest one goes out to buy candy out of their pockets"

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)10:00:05 No.5484193

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)10:00:05 No.5484193

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5484192
"Hmmm..."

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)10:00:29 No.5484194

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)10:00:29 No.5484194

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484192
Not it!

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:01:20 No.5484195

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:01:20 No.5484195

>>5484187
"Yeah how much do we have left to satisfy Lilly until Shotasniffer finds out."

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)10:02:47 No.5484196

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)10:02:47 No.5484196

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5484194
>>5484193
rollan d2 dice, on 1 my rebel gets the short one
"Here we go.."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)10:04:44 No.5484200

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)10:04:44 No.5484200

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>>5484187
DUN DUN

"Gentlemen. How is the progress on our Anti-Empire Plan?"

"The war is still stuck in a stalemate. But our plan to utilize Lilly and give our side a boost in performance is progressing on track"

"Capturing their princess also dealt a good blow to morale and gave us leverage in any negotiations if need be"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)10:05:58 No.5484201

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)10:05:58 No.5484201

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5484200
Pan to the Princess, who is being kept in that very same room!

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)10:06:07 No.5484202

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)10:06:07 No.5484202

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5484200
Make the central figure more bigger, menacing, and feminine

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)10:07:08 No.5484203

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)10:07:08 No.5484203

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5484201
Who is munching on candy- I mean hardcore drugs

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:07:11 No.5484204

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:07:11 No.5484204

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5484200
>>5484201
>>5484202
"At least, that's what they believe."

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)10:08:27 No.5484206

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)10:08:27 No.5484206

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5484200
Who turned out the fucking lights? I can't see shit in here.

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)10:12:24 No.5484207

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)10:12:24 No.5484207

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5484200
"What about our Anti-Empire defenses? Are we still allowing them to just fly into our bases and massacre our men?"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)10:29:16 No.5484210

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)10:29:16 No.5484210

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>>5484201
"Hey nerds, I'm out of snacks"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)10:31:24 No.5484211

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)10:31:24 No.5484211

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5484210
Princess gets hit in the face by a bag of gummy worms.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:33:18 No.5484212

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:33:18 No.5484212

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5484210
>>5484211
That guy's a goner

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)10:38:22 No.5484216

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)10:38:22 No.5484216

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>>5484211

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3)
12/03/22(Sat)10:40:08 No.5484218

Anonymous (ID: nPVeCuH3) 12/03/22(Sat)10:40:08 No.5484218

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5484216
Throw two more to see what happens

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)10:40:31 No.5484219

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)10:40:31 No.5484219

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484216
AWOOOGA - I mean

Lilly destroys the gummy worms to get that sweet sugary hit, then demands more and claims that she is starving.

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)10:40:42 No.5484220

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)10:40:42 No.5484220

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5484216
"Someone needs to do another Snack Run on that Imperial Corner Store soon."

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:40:44 No.5484221

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:40:44 No.5484221

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5484216
"Now, do the 5 of you know why we held this rebellion in the first place and pretended I was kidnapped?"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:44:42 No.5484223

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:44:42 No.5484223

also ~~oh shit it's the princess from the princess quest~~

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)10:44:44 No.5484224

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)10:44:44 No.5484224

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>>5484221
"Communism?"

"Sicken with the Empire's tyranny"

"Daddy issues?"

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings?"

"Daddy issues"

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)10:47:20 No.5484226

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)10:47:20 No.5484226

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5484224
"Whose daddy?"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)10:48:18 No.5484228

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)10:48:18 No.5484228

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5484224
It's clearly so the Princess can feel all Princessy, you know. Being kidnapped by the bad guys, imprisoned to await her rescue at the hands of Handsome Prince Charming who will carry her into the sunset. The Whole 'Happily ever After' package.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:50:05 No.5484230

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:50:05 No.5484230

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5484224
Her dad is a simp for Shotasniffer and sold all his clothes to buy Shotasniffer merch.

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)10:53:31 No.5484231

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)10:53:31 No.5484231

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>>5484226
"The princess' dad, the Emperor?"

"The emperor's been dead for years, numbskulls"

"Yeah, it's the Empress on top now"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)10:54:19 No.5484232

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)10:54:19 No.5484232

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5484228
>>5484231

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:56:07 No.5484233

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:56:07 No.5484233

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5484231
>>5484228
Also, mommy issues.
And the fact that the Empire has to keep paying Shotasniffer in order to brainwash the men.

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)10:56:33 No.5484234

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)10:56:33 No.5484234

>>5484231
Lilly is mad that daddy went to buy milk in heaven and never came back

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)10:57:34 No.5484236

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)10:57:34 No.5484236

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5484234
fucking dice, I hate dice so much its unreal

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)10:58:07 No.5484237

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)10:58:07 No.5484237

>>5484234
that's not lilly
and lilly's dad wouldn't go to heaven
in fact it would be preferable if he never came back at all

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)11:00:43 No.5484238

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)11:00:43 No.5484238

>>5484237
Lolisniffer has done nothing wrong.

...Okay maybe he did some things wrong, but it wasn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)11:01:32 No.5484239

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)11:01:32 No.5484239

>>5484238
yeah those children were asking for it really

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)11:07:49 No.5484244

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)11:07:49 No.5484244

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>>5484233
"AH, I see. The princess has issues with the Empress, and just wants to experience the usual princess life. The romance. The adventure. Deep down, she's still a girl"

"Shame about all the dead people due to the war tho"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)11:09:11 No.5484245

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)11:09:11 No.5484245

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5484244
But the main thing is the bloody stupid Shotasniffer idolshit

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)11:10:13 No.5484248

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)11:10:13 No.5484248

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5484244
"People are going to die anyway, we're just expiditing the process. Plus my stock holdings in the Empire Weapon Manufactureres are way up thanks to this."
"What"

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)11:10:37 No.5484249

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)11:10:37 No.5484249

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5484244
"Meh, they were faceless background characters so who cares?

"Anyway, lets see the TOP-SECRET super weapon we came here to discuss"

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)11:11:14 No.5484250

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)11:11:14 No.5484250

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5484237
Ah okay, I didn't read the other threads so I was guessing

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
12/03/22(Sat)11:12:05 No.5484251

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 12/03/22(Sat)11:12:05 No.5484251

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5484244
"Oh, this is just supposed to be like a story. That must be why we put so much money into a giant super weapon with a easily exploitable weakness and intimidating name."

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)11:12:18 No.5484252

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)11:12:18 No.5484252

>>5484250
WHY AM I ROLLING DICE I hate dice so much I can't take it

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)11:19:10 No.5484258

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)11:19:10 No.5484258

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>>5484251
"Oh so that's where our budget went"

"Makes the fact that you're gonna have to eat cup noodles for the entire month worth it huh?"

"...no it doesn't"

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
12/03/22(Sat)11:23:09 No.5484261

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 12/03/22(Sat)11:23:09 No.5484261

>>5484258
cut back the protagonists
How is the infiltration looking?
Has No Name secured a new helmet?

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)11:23:58 No.5484262

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)11:23:58 No.5484262

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5484258
The super weapon is another mech

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW)
12/03/22(Sat)11:24:34 No.5484264

Anonymous (ID: ZzEfxUyW) 12/03/22(Sat)11:24:34 No.5484264

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5484261
dice sure are neat

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)11:26:47 No.5484267

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)11:26:47 No.5484267

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5484258
"Why did we even build one, the point was to convince the Empress to break the contract with Shotasniffer, not destroy the Empire."
"Are we even a rebellion to begin with?'
"And why are the lights off"

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)11:30:43 No.5484269

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)11:30:43 No.5484269

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>>5484267
"BECAUSE IT SETS THE MOOD! UNCULTURED FUCKS"

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)11:31:22 No.5484271

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)11:31:22 No.5484271

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5484258
The super weapon is a clone of Agent No Name.

Agent Name.

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)11:31:47 No.5484273

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)11:31:47 No.5484273

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5484269
Also it makes OP's life much easier

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)11:31:58 No.5484274

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)11:31:58 No.5484274

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5484269
shut the fuck up Bobby
>>5484271
He is also one of the captains

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG)
12/03/22(Sat)11:32:23 No.5484276

Anonymous (ID: +jqgAnrG) 12/03/22(Sat)11:32:23 No.5484276

>>5484269
>>5484271

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)11:40:13 No.5484280

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)11:40:13 No.5484280

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>>5484273

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)11:41:24 No.5484281

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)11:41:24 No.5484281

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5484280
>>5484274
>>5484271

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)11:41:38 No.5484282

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)11:41:38 No.5484282

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5484280
Back to Commander Ghost Head and the Space Infilitration plan.

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H)
12/03/22(Sat)11:42:52 No.5484283

Anonymous (ID: kSHJbd2H) 12/03/22(Sat)11:42:52 No.5484283

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5484280
Ha gotcha! Anon shoots OP in his big stupid head

Cmon dice give me the big one

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)11:50:01 No.5484286

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)11:50:01 No.5484286

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>>5484281
"Yes, our super secret weapon, a clone of some rando Empire Operative, totally"

"A great use of our budget, really"

"Definitely don't have the real giant superweapon hidden somewhere else, ready to bust out at the last moment, so the princess can get her climatic dramatic final battle as her knight in shining armor comes to save her"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)11:51:28 No.5484287

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)11:51:28 No.5484287

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5484286
Back to our "knight in shining armor"...
"Yeah we have to repair the visor here. Will take..."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)12:03:35 No.5484301

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)12:03:35 No.5484301

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>>5484287
"How long?"

"Well...A while. Each operative's helmet is not just for protection, they all have an extended suite of systems to help with communications, information, yadda yadda, all that nerd shit"

"Alright, is Agent No Name calm at least?"

"Yeah. After we pumped him full of tranquilizers. This should at least let us remove his old visor without him interrupting"

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)12:06:44 No.5484303

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)12:06:44 No.5484303

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5484301
Is he battle-ready though

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)12:15:07 No.5484307

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)12:15:07 No.5484307

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>>5484303
"Well. Not right now"

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)12:15:44 No.5484308

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)12:15:44 No.5484308

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5484307
"Good thing he has a spare helmet on him. He can just use that one while we fix the other one."

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)12:23:15 No.5484315

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)12:23:15 No.5484315

>image limit reached

oh wow

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ)
12/03/22(Sat)12:25:15 No.5484318

Anonymous (ID: +eUw1vkZ) 12/03/22(Sat)12:25:15 No.5484318

>>5484315
Impressive.

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR)
12/03/22(Sat)12:26:06 No.5484320

Anonymous (ID: 4hsUreVR) 12/03/22(Sat)12:26:06 No.5484320

>>5484315
Make a new thread

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)12:27:22 No.5484321

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)12:27:22 No.5484321

Alrighty , gimme a sec

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi)
12/03/22(Sat)12:34:31 No.5484336

Anonymous (ID: JIaYnAEi) 12/03/22(Sat)12:34:31 No.5484336

New bread my dudes:
>>5484331
>>5484331
>>5484331

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