The fuck’s a chich?

>>5437896
Internet says a chickpea

>>5437896
I think maybe a goofy misspelling of chick?
Will we ever find out??

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>>5437911 >>5437896

The question niggles at you leaving you a little irritated. Roll 1d4.

>>5437900

Your rationalizing helps you stabilize a bit. Roll 1d4.

Now choose your option ADVTURURZ!!

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(Room without the arrows for inspection):

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d4)

>>5437964
Get irrationally angry over the upside down sign. Burst through door 1 in a fit of rage.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>5437969
Supporting.

>>5437962
Room 1!

>>5437962
Room 3

>>5437964
Peek into the secret tiny fourth door, next to the third one

>>5437962
Room 2

>>5437964
Put s|^|ord in tight mouse hole.

>>5438299
Support

>>5438223
That's a mousehole

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>5437962
Room 1

>>5438221
+1
I want to go into into the tlab

>>5437962
>The question niggles at you leaving you a little irritated.
Whoa, pretty sure you cant say that word…

>>5438399
>The question niggers at you
kek

>>5437870
I hate the way you write, but it's strangely compelling.

>>5438299
This then room 3.

>>5437969
>>5438121
>>5438221
>>5438223
>>5438232
>>5438299
>>5438324
>>5438336
>>5438339
>>5438399
>>5438472
>>5438592

I will take the first 2d4's as the irritated rolls. >: Grr

SWORD THIRST: 4/25

And the last 1d4 as the stabilization save.

SOOTHING RATIONALITY: - 3 to SWORD THIRST

Yay!

SWORD THIRST: 1/25 owo Aww...

What harm can 1 point in sword thirst do?

(Continued)

STATS POST:

BTW, u has chose to enter room 3. Here are ur stats nurds!

Room 3: +3
Room 2: +1
Room 1: +1
Tiny Secret Door: +1
Put Sword in TIGHT Mousehole: +3

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You kill an innocent mouse and quench your last point of sword thirst.

SWORD THIRST: 0/25

You feel kalm naow.

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You enter tLab.

(Continue)

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You enter t lab feeling well controlled.

It's just jimj. jimj is your best friend from childhood. One day you were playing a game of FAVORITE GAME with Spark, your favorite puppy, by a pile of needles, at the end of a long alleyway, that was coated with ice. Spinning around on your SPECIAL MOVE, your elbow nudged Spark--uh, oh! He went a gliding along the alley way between two big narrow walls, he waz going tu land in da pile of shahp thingies! :( But no. Your friend JIMJ, pulled him back by the collar just in the nick of time.

..

jimj eats a sandwich.

..

Sworc Chicn has MISOPHONIA. An irrational hatred of mouth noise.

ROLL 1D20

[] I've always had a crush on jimji. He's the hero type, you know? I should let him know just how much I appreciated it when he saved Spark.

[] I'm.. mostly okay. I came here kalm. Just ignore the noise, and go about t lab business, I'll talk to jimji later.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>5438733
>[] I've always had a crush on jimji. He's the hero type, you know? I should let him know just how much I appreciated it when he saved Spark.

>>5438733
>[] I've always had a crush on jimji. He's the hero type, you know? I should let him know just how much I appreciated it when he saved Spark.

>>5438733
[] I'm.. mostly okay. I came here kalm. Just ignore the noise, and go about t lab business, I'll talk to jimji later.

>>5438733
KYLL JIMJ

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5438733
>I've always had a crush on jimji. He's the hero type, you know? I should let him know just how much I appreciated it when he saved Spark.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>5438733
[] I'm.. mostly okay. I came here kalm. Just ignore the noise, and go about t lab business, I'll talk to jimji later.

>>5438733
>[] I'm.. mostly okay. I came here kalm. Just ignore the noise, and go about t lab business, I'll talk to jimji later.

>>5438733
[] I've always had a crush on jimji. He's the hero type, you know? I should let him know just how much I appreciated it when he saved Spark.

>>5438733
[] I'm.. mostly okay. I came here kalm. Just ignore the noise, and go about t lab business, I'll talk to jimji later.

>>5438733
>[] I've always had a crush on jimji. He's the hero type, you know? I should let him know just how much I appreciated it when he saved Spark.

>>5438733
>Call a meeting and immediately accuse "jimj" of being sus. The real Jimj knows you hate mouth noises.

>>5439098
changing my vote to this

>Call a meeting and immediately accuse "jimj" of being sus. The real Jimj knows you hate mouth noises.

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*Small stats correction lads: Room 1, had 2 votes.

S|^|ORD C]-[iCH, you forgot your best friend's name, jimj, something's wrong. You should maybe trust the narrator from now on, and not the [] thoughts fed to you by that awful sword. You know it only wants one thing.

SWORD THIRST: 18/25 (First D20 taken for thirst caused by MISOPHONIA)

>>5439098 Has earned you -5 to Sword Thirst for their almos tru suspicion.

SWORD THIRST: 13/25

NURD STATS:

Crush: 4
Ignore: 4
Kill: 1
Sus: 3

Wait a second...

Uh oh! Sword Lust status breaks the tie in favor of unfrenliness. Pewr chich!

Crush: 4
Ignore: 4 +1 5 Winnar
Kill: 1 +1
Sus: 3 +1

(last vote counted was 19:09:01)

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"Um..nmmh...mmh. So, *smack* what you up to today, *slurrrrp* Chich?"

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[] Reach for the headphones. You can do this... Remember Spark.
[] Maybe I can wait this out. One more minute.
[] Leave immediately and express your thirst to the picture of |-|ead (_hich. That halps. Usually.

>>5439192
>[] Reach for the headphones. You can do this... Remember Spark.

>>5439192
>[] Reach for the headphones. You can do this... Remember Spark.

>>5439192
>[] Reach for the headphones. You can do this... Remember Spark.

>>5439192
>[] Reach for the headphones. You can do this... Remember Spark.

>>5439192
>[] Reach for the headphones. You can do this... Remember Spark.

>>5439190

>>5439098 (You) Has earned you -5 to Sword Thirst for their almos tru suspicion.
Let's fucking goooooo.

>>5439191
Jesus fucking christ.
>>5439192


[+==>] Reach for the headphones. You can do this... Remember Spark.
Something is wrong. We need to observe this "jimj" but while triggering our sword thirst as little as possible.

>>5439192
>] Leave immediately
>>5439191
We should've killed that disgusting fucking pig

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>>5439197
>>5439231
>>5439247
>>5439269
>>5439271
>>5439341

Oh silly billies. Didn't you look at the pictures? There r no headphones. ^o^

Of course, you can follow the mouse's story that lead you here in }-{IDDEN |P|ictures. uwu

>>5439374 ooo, u a unique 1

HP: 75

ROLL 1D100

>>5439384
>Stab mouse

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5439384
botched the roll

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5439384
Quench the bloodlust on the mouse

I just want to coom on naked sword chick. is that too much to ask?

>>5439400
Vote towards situations that would force her into compromising situations, smallbrain.

>>5439400
>Chick
There aren’t any chicks in this story so far

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What we've learned so far:
(For people just joining in)

QUEST GOAL: Do not kill anyone you love.
Sword Thirst is accrued or assuaged through choices and rolls.

[] These can't always be trusted. After all, the S|^|ORD only wants one thing.
>Picturs haz secr3ts

The pictures have secrets. Sometimes. Here are some of the locations you have explored.

Locations C]-[iCH has been in:

>>5437964
>>5438733

Sword Thirst rolls have escalated:

1st niggles were 1d4, take the first.
2nd was 1d20, take the first.
3rd was 1d100, take the lowest.

Players have been awarded for SOOTHING RATIONALITY and keen observation.

Like this chap here >>5439526 has earned you -3 Sword Thirst. And >>5439390 has earned you -5 to Sword Thirst for the dE5truC7ion of the MAU5.

SWORD THIRST: 102/25 Well, that's not possible. Yet.
SWORD THIRST: 25/25 That's better.
SWORD THIRST: -8
SWORD THIRST: 17/25 Is what it would be if I could allow you to go over Sword Thirst without consequences. Instead, it goes like this:

SWORD THIRST: 102/25
SWORD THIRST: -8
SWORD THIRST: 94/25 Well, that's not possible. Yet.
SWORD THIRST: 25/25 Status? SWORD HUNGUR!!!

HP: 75

Current Enemies: The M1cE.

Sword Hungur MUST be satsfied with LIFE.
Unfortunately, once you have reach3d maximum Sword Thirst, S|^|ORD C]-[iCH will kill the first person she sees. If the sword thirst is not satisfied she will keep killing until she is kalm naow.

If you kill someone you love, it is GAME OVER.

However, you can []Vote for a New Game +. Each time Chich restarts the game, she remembers her last Laifu.

Now, Chich goes up to jimji fuming crazy sword lusting.

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S|^|ORD C]-[iCH slays JIMJ. (Yes, the spelling is on purpose.)

S|^|ORD C]-[iCH l<3VED JIMJ.

GAME. OVER.

Would you like to play again?

[Y]
[N]

>>5439830
>[Y]

>>5439833

Ah, poor anons. You didn't type []Vote. How many times have I told you []these can't be trusted?

GAME PERMANENTLY OVER.

Some bonus information and things you missed in case the QM is lying:

jimji comes from the T.Gate.

There IS a tiny secret door, between the mouse hole and the t lab entrance thanks to >>5438223.

One of the pictures is called jimji.png. It's a hint that a-------e r-----y j---i is behind the sentient furvored rage of the m--e.

Sword Chich 2 is called Word Chich, and it's only written instead of drawn.. Just kidding. Or am I?

>>5439848
can we new sword + instead of new game +?
I don't like this sword, he's not cool
time travel to the swords making and f him up

>>5439848
thanks for running OP this was pretty wild

>>5439865
Calling New Game +, New Sword +, is a W suggestion.

>>5439956
Thanks for playing. I always appreciate a thanks, so thanks to you too, and all the Anons who halped.

Is this qst a adaptation of brain aneurysm?