>>5383541
Wooh yeah
Those stars are gonna explore themselves!

>>5383543
>Those stars are gonna explore themselves!
Sexually!

>>5383541
How cool is our Spaceship?

>>5383541
damn where'd the budget go

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>>5383545
Of course. You need a ship. And a ship needs its captain.

Choose a character model

>>5383547
What budget

>>5383550
yeah, this looks straight out of the bargain bin

come on

>>5383550
Where are the real character models, OP?

ah now this is some vintage quest art here *sips monster* look at all the SOVL

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>>5383551
>>5383552
Clearly you can't appreciate true art

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5383555
Let's go with the bubble with the skull on it
Fuck these graphic whores

>>5383555
but we're saying there's no budget
what happened to the budget?

>>5383555
I like skull helmet guy too yeah

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>>5383558
Woah there son, language. This is a christian image board

>>5383555
Fine, lets pick the skull helmet guy. But can we get a hat for his helmet too?

>>5383562
WAIT A MINUTE IN THE BOTTOM LEFT
THE BUDGET

>>5383562
That pay box! OPEN IT! TAKE THE MONEY AND OPEN IT!

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>>5383564
>>5383565
How dare you access the on-disk DLC without paying

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5383568
I do what I must to save us from evil
Also what's with the mystery box
Ooo smuggler sounds good

>>5383568
Damn OP, why you have to hold out on us when the real models are this swanky.

Lets go with the cool Operative.

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>>5383569
what mystery box

>>5383572
BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER
GET IT

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5383572
In the bottom right corner there silly

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>>5383573
>>5383574
There aint anything down there, you need glasses

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5383575
It's moving OP! CATCH IT! ITS IN THE UPPER LEFT! USE A NET!

>>5383575
it's in top left now
stop moving it

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>>5383577
>>5383578

>>5383580
is that THE roberts?

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5383580
Space pirate Fart yeah!
LETS GOOOOOO!

>>5383580
Nice coat. I'm still on #TeamOperative though.

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>>5383581
Yes that do be the space pirate Edward Roberts. The pre-order bonus

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5383585
I'm going with Luke the Brother
i'm gonna roll for it

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5383585
Lock in and rock on!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5383585
Lock in Operative. Lets pick our spaceship.

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>>5383586
>an 8 out of 100

Everyone point at him and laugh

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5383592
my pride as a dice roller...

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>>5383594
>suddenly gets a 94

>>5383591
>>5383595
Damn, pirates are so much cooler.

>>5383595
I'm still going with my boy Luke

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5383580
Operative has the widest helmet screen ensuring optimal awareness and protection, I choose him

>>5383597
Red team is best team.

>>5383600
He has a red scarf

>>5383600
>>5383599
Operative = Chosen One????

>>5383600
>>5383601
The pirate I mean

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5383595
Pirate

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Seems it's between these 3 choices. Good. No girls allowed.

To elaborate on each choice:

The Brother:
- Is named Luke
- spooky scary skeletons
- The princess he's looking for isn't actually the captured princess from the Galactic Empire
- Only guy out of the three that can survive the vacuum of space

The Space Pirate:
- Is named Edward Roberts
- Just finished a previous adventure, dropping off his previous crew. Is now looking for a new one
- Plans to get the princess for his own nefarious means
- Starts with his own pre-upgraded ship

The Operative:
- You can name him yourself
- Sent by the Galactic Empire to get the princess back
- Only guy with official government backing
- He has the longest coat

>>5383609
>The Operative:
Can't argue with the Coat. It is the longest.

>>5383609
I like to make a silent takedown, give me the operative

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5383609
Pirate

>>5383609
PIRATE
because we can look for cool dudes for our crew

>>5383609
keeping my vote for the brother to be different from everyone else

>>5383609
I like Luke, but pirate

>>5383616
>>5383609
oh shit I switch my vote to brother
>>5383616
>>5383619
if you guys choose brother I'll choose him too

hey now where's my space yuri conquest that I bribed good honest money for

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Unless I counted wrong this is the current vote

>>5383609
Operative has more red so I pick him

>>5383624
I change up my vote to brother

>>5383624
Pirate

>>5383621
Sorry mate, I'll stay at pirate

>>5383624
I vote for the syndicate operative

>>5383624
brother

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>>5383623
Oh right of course. Here is my completely unbiased and definitely not sponsored ad read for this one character:

"she's an evil space commander out to conquer all the straight women"

Yes

>>5383629
bro but skeletons

>>5383624
I will vote brother

>>5383628
With pirate we can have all 3>>5383634
>>5383633

>>5383633
I vote for the brother

>>5383634
Brother has no chance of winning right now, but if you join us in the Operative Corner we can defeat the pirates.

>>5383634
Yes, but pirates

>>5383638
doubters be gone

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Do not believe Operative lies. Brother currently has the same amount of votes

>>5383633
No one wants to be a lesbian, not even lesbians want to be lesbian.

>>5383641
yeah but operative dudes
have you ever had a a sausage before?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

This is taking to long. Lets solve this diplomatically.
One d100 for each character, first come first serve. Announce your characters die in your post. Highest die wins.

Rolling for Operative.

>>5383641
We sure someone isn't just changing their IP?
>>5383644
Gay

>>5383641
My vote stay's pirate, but if it does get into a deadlock between operative and brother, I will go Brother

>>5383641
BROTHER
>>5383645
NO

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5383645
Roll ing for Pirate

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>>5383645
How dare you propose this without clearance.

BUt yeah everyone roll 1d100 and announce your pick

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5383651
Still voting for Operator operating operationally

>>5383651
>>5383649
This one counts right?

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5383651
BROTHER
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5383654
Yes

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383651
Dang, so much for democracy, pirate

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5383651
operative. Unless it's 100 then it's commander babyy

>>5383642
blasphemy

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5383651
Operative

>>5383659
Oh shit surprise finish!

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5383651
brother

>operativesfags trying not to vote for previous protagonists

>>5383659
Dangit!

>>5383665
I know lesbians are annoying and suck

no lesbians today

>>5383670
you're making a mistake

Dice was rigged! I demand a recount of the highest level and use my loaded dice to let me win!

>>5383667
Ah well what can one do Officer is hotter anyhow

>>5383675
Yeah, if only Juliani was here, he'd fight for the criminals

Did the operative kill Op?

>>5383679
Maybe OP was the captured princess we needed to rescue all along.

>>5383681
I knew Opee would kidnap him someday

>>5383681
The Op's are the princesses that we meet along the way

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The Operative cut my internet.

Anyway here be your ship choices. Going from top left clockwise: Smallest-Small-Medium-Large

>>5383685
Where is the ship with large tits!

>>5383685
BOTTOM RIGHT
BIG DICK LARGE BATTLESHIP

>>5383685
I like large but since we're the operative, small

>>5383685
Small. Enough to carry the Operative and an elite team to resuce to the princess, but not large enough to attract suspicion.

>>5383685
I would say large but that doesn't fit with the operative style and we pick small OP would take it as an opportunity to make dick jokes at our expense. So I'll say medium

>>5383692
>>5383697
yeah okay but what if the battleship has a cloaking system fellas

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5383701
Sorry anon, but I am torn, so I'll let the dice decide 1 is small, 2 is large, 3 is smallest

>>5383703
>rolls 1d2 gets 2
that's a large vote

>>5383703
>>5383697
>>5383685

Well, can't argue with the dice. We need a massive Battleship. Our standard mode of operation: Fucking Sledgehammer.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5383689
My vote goes to big titty ship

>>5383704
Appears so, you win this round

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>>5383692
>>5383697
>>5383700
Of course. The small ship. Fast. Compact. Enough to hold at most a team of 6 unlike the Smallest ship, which has a max space of 2 people. Good amount of weapon space but nothing too big. You won't have a mecha or aircraft hangar inside this thing like the medium or large ships. Generally fast enough to not get hit in combat. Unless the dice hates you.

It's small. It's compact. Like your dick heyooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5383707
Aw shuwcks

>>5383709
we got two votes for large now
WE NEED THAT MECHA /AIRCRAFT hangar

>>5383706
We possess the greatest power of the government, graft of the state budget
>>5383709
> Unless the dice hates you
Yeah...wouldn't that be...funny

>>5383709
We're an indecisive bunch. Give us the Battleship, we keep the small ship in it's hangar for stealth insertions.

>>5383712
I'll go big or go home

>>5383709
wait so what's winning now I'm confused

I guess I'll vote large? It would be nice to have the small ship in the hanger though

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>>5383712
>>5383715
>>5383715
>>5383716
>>5383717
Ah yes. The Stealth Battleship. Clearly the Empire is spending its budget wisely. Fastest battleship-class vessel around. Plenty of space for weaponry, can even splurge on a hangar to hold smaller ships/mechs/aircrafts/your mom. A cloaking device helps in actually being stealthy as a fucking battleship.

You can bully smaller class ships easily....just don't think you can square up head on against other non-stealth battleships tho. Getting a ship this size to go this fast needed some sacrifices.

>>5383719
LOCK IN
lets go

>>5383719
But what's in the medium ship?

>>5383719
Lets get going. The Space Princess won't save herself.

>>5383719
let's mod the hangar bay to make an original xbox gaming room

>>5383719
All paid by the state and budget gained by totally legitimate means that didn't involve blackmail and corruption

>>5383721
Hopes and dreams

also it's the only one that can pretend to be a cargo freighter

>>5383719
yeah I'll lock that in

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Right. The State has given you 10 points to spend on ship customization

First things first:
A large ship like this needs a crew. Unlike your personal squad of field agents, these fuckers are generic nameless NPCs that are only here to keep the ship running.

Free: Let the onboard AI maintain itself so you don't have to pay anybody's salary you cheap fuck. Spend 1 point and the AI can manifest itself as a hologram

1 point: Regular crew - A regular ol' human crew. handpicked to keep quiet about whatever happens on your missions

2 Points: Robot crew - Unlike the human one they don't even talk. Will keep things in tip top shape. They don't even eat

3 Points: All of the above! What a steal!

>>5383729
regular crew
robots too expensive bros

>>5383729
Regular crew with extra point spent on AI hologram

>>5383729
0 points: skeleton crew. as in the bare minimum to keep it running. But also they're skeletons.

>>5383729
Regular Crew

We need to cash to get big bazonga guns and more armor plating.

regular crew is fine

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>>5383732
Not for the faint of heart

I just hope they don't speak Kikongo

>>5383736
SKELETON CREW
LOCK IN
lmao

>>5383736
Skelly crew best crew let's GOOO

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>>5383739
>>5383741
Skeleton Crew chosen. Now you can pick from this selection of Ship Upgrades:

Everything costs 1 point:
- Extra Guns
- Torpedoes
- Tachyon Lance
- Neutron Bombs
- Ship Sword
- Drone Strike crafts
- The Small Ship
- Personal Mech
- Skullstation X 64
- VR training pods
- Upgraded medical facilities
- Extra Armored Hull
- Regenerative Nanobot Hull
- Coffee Machine
- Food replicator
- Ship arms

>>5383752
Personal Mech
skullstationx 64
Torpedoes
Regen hull
Small ship
Food replicator
Ship arms

>>5383752
Extra guns
ship sword
Drones
Small ship
Mech
Skullstation
Food replicator
Ship arms for lockpicking

>>5383752
>Extra Guns
>Extra Guns
>Extra Guns
>The Small Ship
>Extra Armored Hull
>Extra Armored Hull
>Regenerative Nanobot Hull
>Skullstation X 64
>Drone Strike crafts

>>5383752
>extraguns
>torpedoes
>tachyon lance
>neutron bombs
for firepower

>the small ship
>personal mech
for the hangar bay
>extra armored hull
>regenerative nanobothull
for survivability

>ship arms
because everyone else chose it
>skullstation x64 for demos
for videogames

>>5383757
>>5383756
>>5383755
>>5383752
How about we all make a list and the ones we all have incommon is the parts we choose

admittedly, we could possibly just get all the meme options and have a really comfortable ride

Here's the real build:

10 Skullstations

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Quick, roll 1d100 and then your list of upgrades. Highest gets it

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5383769
>>5383758
I think mine is the most practical I guess
It has firepower, hangar bay options, survivability and QoL options

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5383762
Games powah
>>5383760
- Extra Guns
3 votes
- Torpedoes
2 votes
- Tachyon Lance
1 vote
- Neutron Bombs
1 vote
- Ship Sword
1 vote
- Drone Strike crafts
2 votes
- The Small Ship
4 votes
- Personal Mech
3 votes
- Skullstation X 64
5 votes
- Ship arms
All votes
>>5383769
Extra guns
ship sword
Drones
Small ship
Mech
Skullstation
Food replicator
Ship arms for lockpicking

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5383769

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>Extra Guns
>Extra Guns
>Tachyon Lance
>The Small Ship
>Extra Armored Hull
>Upgraded medical facilities
>Regenerative Nanobot Hull
>Skullstation X 64
>Drone Strike crafts
Amended the list slightly, get us that Tachyon Lance to cut up niggas like with no problems. Also the bigger med bay for our Field Agents so they can live more.

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>>5383772
>not picking 10 tachyon lances

>>5383777
I am a dual blade main in monster hunter, get off my back

>>5383777
Lance is boring as fook

>>5383777
A ship with no games is not a ship

>>5383777
Lets hope we don't end up regretting leaving the Tachyon lance behind.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5383769
Extra Guns
Tachyon Lance
Small ship
Personal Mech
Skullstation
Extra Armored Hull
Regenerative Nanobot Hull
Ship Arms
Torpedoes
Drone Strike Crafts

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With 8 upgrades picked. You have 2 more points to spend. Pick your starting field agents. Each one costs 1 point.

- Skull Soldier : The state has given you an enhanced super soldier . He has a strange quirk where he likes to decorate his armor with skulls and bones. Goes berserk if anybody says his bone markings look like penises
- Joseph : The state has paid good money for this merc to assist you on your mission. Good as muscle and intimidation tool. Has an energy axe.
- Killbot S25 : Top of the line murderbot, will listen to your every command. Especially the ones having to do with murder.
- Dragon Witch: Is a witch. With the power to channel dragons. Don't ask me how that works

>>5383795
>Joseph

>>5383795
Joseph and Killbot S25, We can find a woman later down the line

>>5383795
Joseph for muscle and toy sales, dragon witch as token girl and to get the waifufag audience

>>5383795
Dragon Witch

>>5383795
Murder bot

>>5383795
Dragon witch

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Confirm Y/N

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5383795
WAIT WAIT FUCJK I WAS EATING DRAGON WITCH DRAGON WITCH

>>5383806
Y

>>5383806
Y

>>5383806
Y

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>>5383808
>>5383809
>>5383810
Only one thing left now before you embark on your mission to rescue the princess.

Would you like to name your Operative and Ship? Or would you prefer to leave them nameless, keep things [REDACTED]

>>5383817
Da Dude and Da Ship

>>5383818
Works for me

>>5383817
K.D and S.W, No I will not elaborate on what they mean

>>5383817
Zen and his ship the Hot Cheeto

>>5383820
Sure

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Roll 1d100, highest gets it

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5383825
BONER and ButtSex

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5383825
>>5383820
Check 'em

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383825
No Name and Government Ship ST-100

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5383825
Just keep everything [REDACTED] we'll reveal the name at the end

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5383825
Da Dude and Da Ship 89

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5383825
>>5383821
sorry late roll

Rolled 69 (1d100)

Ship and Operative

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>>5383830
Alright Agent No Name. You are a faceless Galactic Empire Operative. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels! While the imperial navy launches a frontal assault, your mission is to sneak through the battle lines, find out where the princess is and extract her. Aboard your customized ship ST-100, you have gathered a quite literal skeleton crew and 2 more field agents to assist you on this mission.

Success means getting a medal of honor, promotions, pay increase, stopping the rebel scum and also a free Coffee Machine

Failure means death, naturally.

Having just left the secret Imperial Shipyard, your Stealth Battleship is on course to travel through the less commonly used sectors and hyperlanes. But systems have detected a stray Rebel ship. What do you do?

>>5383830
Ooo, mysterious. I wonder who we really are.

>>5383837
Punch self in face

>>5383837
Check the skeleton crew

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5383837
>>5383840

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5383837
Observe it from afar

>>5383837
Trail the Rebel ship

>>5383837
How big is the Rebel ship?

If small/medium sized: Do a Stealth Insertion with the Small Ship. Bring Joseph with you. Attempt to acquire intel on the whereabouts of the Princess by accessing the computer logs or by kidnapping the captain.

If it's large blow it to smithereens.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

Play skullstation while skeleton crew trails the rebel ship

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Naturally, from now on, roll 1d100 with your reply, highest number gets picked to be the action

>>5383841
Most of the general population doesn't know about the Empire's dabbling in necromancy. Even in death, a citizen can still be of service. Also they don't eat so that's a load off your concern about food supplies

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383847
what's that guy in front's name
can we promote him?

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5383847
mmmm skeleton...right observe it for a bit, what kind of ship are we dealing with?

>>5383849
Really? This is what I get a 100 for?

>>5383851
can you promote our dude
he's cool

>>5383851
Yes.

>>5383851
Hmm yes. I am sure now this skeleton is commander material now

>>5383854
I was starting to doubt the skeleton vibes we'd get from this quest but now I feel reaffirmed

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>>5383849
Rebel Ship observation started.

Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda ship it is:

60-100: A small rebel ship
30-59: A medium rebel ship
2-29: A large rebel ship
1: The rebel's secret weapon

Rolled 73, 3 = 76 (2d100)

>>5383857
>rebel's secret weapon

Rolled 61, 91 = 152 (2d100)

>>5383857
How dare they ask for things like the right to vote and freedom.

Rolled 44, 7 = 51 (2d100)

>>5383857

Rolled 80, 60 = 140 (2d100)

>>5383857
Oh it's a big one.

Rolled 72, 92 = 164 (2d100)

>>5383857
How many secret weapons can a rebel group have?
>>5383858
Very close

Rolled 1, 60 = 61 (2d100)

>>5383857
Hey look, we’re approaching a small moon

>>5383866
Damn, wrong order for the sekrit weapon. Nice try though.

Rolled 38, 91 = 129 (2d100)

>>5383857
Its me

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>>5383863
Well not that big.

>>5383875
Let's send in our boys for a boarding action with the small ship
Dragon lady, Joseph and ourselves so we can show off our personal combat skills

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5383875
>>5383877
roll

>>5383541
I like the way you draw

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5383877
>>5383875
Yes, let us board and gather intel.

>>5383875
Can we use our ship hands to grab them?

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5383875
Board it with me, Joseph and Dragon Witch, and few skeleton mooks
Skeleton #346 yer in charge

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5383885
All aboard the stealth ship.

Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts

You have +60 Stealth bonus

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5383891
Just swarm in

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5383891
Huur ok!?

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5383891
lets get that bread

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383891

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5383891
That's some good detection tech they got

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5383891

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>>5383897

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5383891

>>5383903
Initiate STANDARD INSERTION PROCEDURES

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5383903
nice lets infiltrate with our boy joseph and dragon witch + some skeleton backup
also can we get some color with some red accents? that dark red color in particular, OP

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5383903
Sneak inside

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383903
Now, violate their rear entrance with the boarding party!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383903
try not to sneeze

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>>5383908

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383914
time to make a silent takedown

>>5383914
>>5383916
Show off our extensive knowledge of CQC

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5383914
Grab and interrogate him

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5383921
Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts

You have +50 Stealth bonus

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5383925
GIVE HIM A HUG

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5383925
Come friend, tell me about your day

>>5383925
>autowin
our CQC bonus is too good

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5383925
WHY DO YOU WEAR THE MASK?

>no name is red
>USSR was red
>both have stealth bonuses
Coincidence?

>>5383930
>>5383925
IF WE PULL IT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5383925
Faces are illegal space man

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>>5383930
"w-what?! Who the hell are you?!"

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A REBEL

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5383939
TELL ME ABOUT THE REBEL LEADER, WHY DOES HE BETRAY THE EMPIRE...a-are we under the silencing spell, Dragon Witch?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5383939
intimdate him into joining us
we're gonna do this full shotasniffer style

>>5383941
You mean killing him and letting the necromancers work their magic?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5383939
Intimidate him. You will tell us all you know. What is your mission here? Who is your captain? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>5383942
No I mean we can just intimidate him into joining
he seems like an alright dude

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5383939
CRASHING THIS SHIP

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5383939
It doesnt matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>>5383941
>>5383942
+1 skeleton crew

>>5383941
That's not a terrible plan. If we can intimidate enough rebel ships to join our cause we can build our own fleet to rescue the Princess. I'm sure we'll get a nice holiday bonus if we bring back more ships than we started with.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5383939
"Where's the captain?"

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5383941
Roll 1d100

You have +60 bonus

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5383956
>autowin with muscle
fulton this guy outta here

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5383956
>auto-success
Fucking easy

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5383956
USE OUR STANDO POWAH

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5383956
We have skullstation and food

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>>5383957
The rebel was thoroughly intimidated to the point of almost shitting his pants. He was then secured up on your Stealth Ship, soon to be delivered back to your ST-100 in order to undergo brainwashin---I mean, re-education. Yeah.

Anyway, with him dealt with, you have the rest of the rebels inside the ship to neutralize.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5383971
Activate our cloak to move through the ship undetected

>>5383971
>>5383972
One by one, scare them into compliance

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5383956
ANSWER ME

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5383971
SNEAK DAT SHIT

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5383971
ask the dragon witch to cast dragon

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5383971
Scoot around

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5383975
Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts

You have +50 Stealth bonus

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5383983

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5383983
A fugg

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5383983
on your tippy toes for an extra +1 bonus

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5383983
Tap dance through them mines

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5383983
CAPSLOCK FOR EXTRA STEALTH

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>>5383991
"Captain, our sensors caught something. I'm not sure what it is, but there seems to be something right in front of us"

>>5383992
Dump our Flour Supply so we can see the invisible enemy!
They won't see it coming

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5383992
>>5383993
turn their seats around to face us and INTIMIDATE them

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5383992
Intimidation time

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5383992
Steal their clothes

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5383996
>>5383994
>>5383993
With gusto

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5383999
>>5383992
Activate extreme intimidation! Spin their chairs around so fast they get ill from it.

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5383999
Roll 1d100

You have +60 bonus

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5384009
Gentlemen, I do believe we need a talk.

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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5384009