>>5337874
Human federation

>>5337874
Human Federation
Kurrdurr Empire
Lizdassian Reich
Catgirl Kingdom

If Lizdassian Reich won't work with Human Federation, replace Human Federation with Zrill Symbiocracy.

Fuck Zerkon and Nokrez Survoculum. Stuck up bastards turning their noses up at us.

>>5337874
Mirror Human Mordocracy

>>5337874
Kurrdurr Empire
Nokrez Survoculum
Lizdassian Reich
Mirror Human Murdocracy

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>>5337874
> Mirror human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ZluRvShRc

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>>5337874
>Kurrdurr Empire
>Catgirl Kingdom
>Lizdassian Reich
>Mirror Human Murdocracy

>>5337874
>Zerkon Logirium
>Catgirl Kingdom
>Kurrdurr Empire
>Mirror Human Murdocracy

>>5337874
>Ferdongu Cashocracy
>Catgirl Kingdom
>Mirror Human Murdocracy
>Nokrez Survoculum

>>5337924
Support

>>5337874
Most of the political quests lately have been fascism oriented. Lets get some democracy in this bitch.

>Human Federation
>Antennoid Federation
>Zerkon Logirium
>Noseridge Confederacy

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Greetings, Ambassador. This session of the Greater East Galactic Cooperative Interstellar Sphere for Peaceful Star Cohabitation, known to our enemies as the Interstellar Imperium, will soon be called.

As always, our enemies are pathetic, but they are (temporarily) larger in number than us, so our glorious leaders, in their infinite wisdom, have appointed four ambassadors to handle the drudgery of interstellar diplomacy in their stead.

Before we approach our first issue for the day, please inform me as to which ambassador you actually are.
>R'glargh of House M'kark, High Emissary of the Kurrdurr Empire. As the head of the second largest noble house in the empire, you must bring honor and glory to your family, your people, and your emperor, through whatever means necessary (but be ready to justify why your actions were actually honorable the whole time).
>Reichskomendant Durak, Commissioner of Interstellar Affairs. Chosen for your loyalty to the Reichsfuhrer, you must ensure a safe and powerful future for your people by using these peons in the Interstellar Imperium until they cease to be useful.
>Damian Malfance, Ambassador of the Human Murdocracy. Ever since your empire was ejected into this mirror universe by a quantum phasic spectrograph, you've learned the utter inferiority of nonhuman "people." Your leaders' ultimate goal is to unite the Murdocracy with the local Human Federation and build a galactic empire... but that's a bit in the future, so they've ordered you to work with the lesser races in the meantime.
>Princess Nya, of the Catgirl Kingdom, sixth in line to the throne, Envoy of the Catgirl Kingdom. Your queen was angry that your people had a reputation as the stupid, silly race, and joined the Interstellar Imperium mostly as a prestige thing. This has completely tanked your reputation among most of the rest of the galaxy, but at least does provide some defense in case your neighbors try to attack the "stupid" race. Can you establish your people as galactic leaders?

>>5338015
>Princess Nya, of the Catgirl Kingdom, sixth in line to the throne, Envoy of the Catgirl Kingdom. Your queen was angry that your people had a reputation as the stupid, silly race, and joined the Interstellar Imperium mostly as a prestige thing. This has completely tanked your reputation among most of the rest of the galaxy, but at least does provide some defense in case your neighbors try to attack the "stupid" race. Can you establish your people as galactic leaders?

>>5338015
>Reichskomendant Durak
'Attention, Noseridge Workers...'

>>5338015
>Damian Malfance

>>5338015
>Reichskomendant Durak, Commissioner of Interstellar Affairs. Chosen for your loyalty to the Reichsfuhrer, you must ensure a safe and powerful future for your people by using these peons in the Interstellar Imperium until they cease to be useful.

>>5338015
>>Princess Nya, of the Catgirl Kingdom, sixth in line to the throne, Envoy of the Catgirl Kingdom. Your queen was angry that your people had a reputation as the stupid, silly race, and joined the Interstellar Imperium mostly as a prestige thing. This has completely tanked your reputation among most of the rest of the galaxy, but at least does provide some defense in case your neighbors try to attack the "stupid" race. Can you establish your people as galactic leaders?

>>5338015
>Reichskomendant Durak, Commissioner of Interstellar Affairs. Chosen for your loyalty to the Reichsfuhrer, you must ensure a safe and powerful future for your people by using these peons in the Interstellar Imperium until they cease to be useful.
Damn. Tough choice between this and the Catgirl Princess.

>>5338015
>Princess Nya, of the Catgirl Kingdom, sixth in line to the throne, Envoy of the Catgirl Kingdom. Your queen was angry that your people had a reputation as the stupid, silly race, and joined the Interstellar Imperium mostly as a prestige thing. This has completely tanked your reputation among most of the rest of the galaxy, but at least does provide some defense in case your neighbors try to attack the "stupid" race. Can you establish your people as galactic leaders?

Playing a retard in an evil alliance sounds fun

>>5338015

>Damian Malfance

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I rolled to break the tie between Nya and Durat, and got Nya. Congratulations, Princess Nya.

There are three issues on today's docket. You must resolve them by means of voting or abstaining, and you can offer suggestions on what resolution will work best.

The first guest of the day is Ambassador Reneil Do, of the Noseridge Confederacy. The Noseridges have recently won a defensive war against the Lizdassians, which they accomplished only because Ferdongu aided them with weapons in exchange for lucrative lunar mining contracts in the post-war. The Noseridge Confederacy is very minor, and it would be charitable to call them even a local power. Still, their victory was a major embarrassment for Lizdassia Prime, and there is much bad blood on both sides.

>"Careful, now," warns Reichskomendant Durak. "They act polite, but they always argue in bad faith. Their domestic politics are run exclusively on a 'who can publicly embarrass Lizdassians the most' platform. Trust nothing they say, it's always lies or deceptions."

Ambassador Reneil stands before the Council and bows.

>"Greetings, honored ambassadors. I come before you with a matter of the gravest importance. Five years ago, the Lizdassian-Noseridge Treaty was signed. It states, and I quote, 'all surviving works of art crafted by Noseridges on planet Rojab and taken by the Lizdassians will be returned within four years.' Sadly, I must inform you that your Lizdassian allies have violated this honorable agreement many times before -- this will be the eighteenth. You see, Noseridge factory slaves during the war were forced to build 5 million laser guns. The surface of each gun is decorated with an emblem of a Lizdassian dragon. Since the guns are made by Noseridges and have art on them and were made on our planet, that makes them our works of art. We thereby invoke the treaty such that the guns be turned over to the Noseridge Confederacy."

>Ambassador Durak laughs. "This is complete absurdity! First, those were willing laborers paid for their work in food, shelter, and safety. Second, the emblem is a Lizdassian design, and was just stamped on by the factory machines, which, yes, were built and operated by Noseridges. You'll just sell those guns to the Ferdongu, and want to make us look bad to make us technically violate a treaty. Besides, we're still using the guns. The Reich obviously votes against giving away our valuable military technology."

You don't know how the other ambassadors will vote. Do you have an argument to contribute, a suggestion to make, or do you want to immediately jump to voting?

If you vote now:
>Vote for Lizdassians: +1 approval from Lizdassians, -1 approval from Noseridges - other non-Council factions more likely to think you're a puppet
>Vote for Noseridges: +1 approval from Noseridges and Ferdongu, +1 Economy or Military for Noseridges, -1 approval from Lizdassians, Lizdassians lose 1 Military - other non-Council factions less likely to think you're a puppet

>>5338314
>Suggest just stripping the casing of the rifles off and giving those to the noseridges. Useless as weapons now but still perfectly functional as works of art... this IS about art right?

>>5338314
>Vote for Lizdassians
This guys a punk and doesnt like any of us anyway, kick litter goofy ass

>>5338318
Glorious. Specify the emblem itself and I'll support.

This is their counter-argument.

>Taking apart the gun will ruin the aesthetic appeal. You wouldn't want to destroy art?

>>5338314
>Vote for Lizdassians: +1 approval from Lizdassians, -1 approval from Noseridges - other non-Council factions more likely to think you're a puppet

Fuck dat guy

>>5338318
>+1
Nice argument

>>5338332
Well yeah, the emblem is stamped on the casing I assume.

>>5338318
+1 to this suggestion

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>>5338318
When you make this suggestion, Ambassador R'glargh laughs hysterically and immediately votes for it without hearing Durak's or Reneil's objections. Both ambassadors try to persuade the Mirror Human, but Ambassador Malfance abstains due to lack of interest, leaving you with the deciding vote. You of course vote for your own idea, binding the Lizdassians to the ridiculous decision.

Ambassador Reneil is clearly irritated, but politely accepts the terms, as this was totally about art, and not about anything else. He also agrees to withdraw the complaint that was the 'eighteenth' violation, and leaves it at just seventeen violations. He is extremely vague as to what will be done with the 'artistically significant' emblems. Ambassador Durak is mildly annoyed that he wasn't able to completely shut down the Noseridge ambassador, but doesn't seem too upset.

Congratulations, Princess Nya! You have successfully navigated a minor dispute with a ridiculous suggestion, earning the following effects for the galaxy:
>Slight Galactic Reputation Improvement: Everyone still thinks your people are morons, but most of them will grudgingly admit that you might not just be a puppet state
>Slight Kurrdurr Relations Improvement: Ambassador R'glargh thinks you're funny, and will speak highly of you in the Emperor's court
>Lizdassian, Noseridge, and Ferdongu Relations remain static

More tomorrow.

>>5338479
BASED retard cat girl bringing PEACE

>>5337874
Funny to see this quest go the route of the phoenix. Not interested in finishing up the cliff hanger you left us on with Hugh Mann?

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Next on the docket is an extremely boring dispute over asteroid mining rights.

It seems that the Ministry of Industrial Affairs accepted two different mining contracts in the Sloros System. Asteroids in that system greater in volume than 4.19 x 106 km^3 are to be mined by Z Corporation, which is based in Zrill territory, while asteroids smaller than that are to be mined by Emerald Shadows, a cartel in the Greenoid Syndicate.

Emerald Shadows has accused Z Corporation of mining Asteroid 99321c-alpha-821 for the past two years, which is only 4.17 x 106 km^3. Z Corporation admits this is true, but claims it was an honest error because they mismeasured the asteroid, and that the cost of moving its mining equipment is prohibitive, so it's requesting that its mining contract be extended to this one asteroid without further punishment. Emerald Shadows is requesting that Z Corp be ejected from the asteroid regardless of the cost and to pay them the sum of their profits over the last two years.

You break for lunch after the arguments are made. While you eat some delicious sardines, the Z Corp representative approaches you in secret.
>"Hello, your Highness. It is well known how wise and clever you are. Would you please do me a favor, should we receive the asteroid contract? It's just that we'll be SO busy with the asteroid that we won't be able to keep track of our Catgirl bank account as closely. If you could check it out for us, clear out any extra money we accidentally leave behind, I'd greatly appreciate it. Farewell, Highness."

Soon after, the Emerald Shadows officer shows up.
>"I'll get straight to the point. If you don't give us the asteroid, I'll ratchet up our asteroid mining in the Lorgos System, which I already have an ironclad contract saying I can do. That'll spray useless asteroid debris through the system, blinding your stupid scientists' science station that's studying the local sun, fucking up your entire project. But hey - if you vote that Z Corp has to leave immediately, leaving their equipment behind, then I'll throw in some cash for your dumbass milklickers. Bye, asshole."

When you reconvene, Ambassador Malfance quickly votes for Emerald Shadows, likely because the Zrill are known to deal favorably with normal humans. The Kurrdurr ambassador yawns and instantly abstains, instead turning to his pet fangdog. This leaves only you and the Lizdassian ambassador, who purses his lips, clearly uncertain.

Do you have an argument, a suggestion, or do you want to vote? If you vote now:
>Vote for Z Corp to stay: +1 approval from Zrill, +1 Economy to Catgirl Kingdom, -1 Science to Catgirl Kingdom
>Vote for Z Corp to leave after gathering their equipment and keep profits: +1 approval from Greenoids
>Vote for Z Corp to leave immediately and pay profits: +1 approval from Greenoids, +1 Economy to Catgirl Kingdom

>>5338815
>Vote for Z Corp to leave after gathering their equipment - BUT, pay profits to the Emeralds.

The Emeralds are right on this, so they should get the asteroid. Zcorp should get the time to retrieve their expensive equipment; but profits should go to the Emeralds - so the more time Zcorp take to retrieve the equipment, the more profits they're handing over.

>>5338815
>Vote for Z Corp to stay: +1 approval from Zrill, +1 Economy to Catgirl Kingdom, -1 Science to Catgirl Kingdom

Fuck dat guy we’ll piss all over his shoes next time he talks to us like that.

>>5338830
+1

>>5338815
>vote for Z corp to leave after gathering their equipment but play profits to emeralds for all mining after the mistake was discovered.

>>5338815
>>5338830
>>5338852

Wait wait advanced solution

>vote for Z corp to leave immediately but emerald has to pay msrket price for the left equipment. Z corp also has to play profits to emeralds for all mining after the mistake was discovered.

>>5338815
We'll cut the Asteroid in half. The half with the mining equipment will be given to the Z Corporation, since moving their equipment will cost too much, and give the other half to the Greenoids.

The Z Corporation will get to keep the profits they made, but have to pay the costs for cutting the Asteroid in half. It was an honest mistake and they should take responsibility for it.

>>5338479
Excellent.

>>5338945
Emerald Shadows cuts, but Z Corporation pays and decide which half they want.

>>5338945
+1

I like how anons absolutely retarded write ins are in character for our ambassadors.

>>5338945
+1

This is really stupid but it’ll be funny

>>5338945
Oh fuck im supportin this

Switch from
>>5338864
>>5338815

>>5338945
This is a big brain decision

>>5338815
violently urinate on the documents.

>>5338815
>Vote for Z Corp to stay: +1 approval from Zrill, +1 Economy to Catgirl Kingdom, -1 Science to Catgirl Kingdom
fuck greenoid

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>>5338945
Z Corp and Emerald Shadows both protest your idea - the first because it's absurdly expensive, and the second because they feel they shouldn't have to share anything. Despite this, the Lizdassian votes in your favor, and the asteroid is solomoned, to absolutely no one's satisfaction.

Your decision has had the following effects:
>Slight Greenoid Relations Decrease: The Greenoids aren't very organized, but a major mining company being on your bad side isn't a good thing. However, they can still go home and declare a half-victory, so they aren't going to sabotage your science score
>Slight Zrill Relations Decrease: The Zrill feel that this decision was completely insane, as well as very expensive for them, and their opinion of the Interstellar Imperium and Catgirl Kingdom has decreased
>Zrill Economy Decrease: The Zrill economy has taken a -1 penalty due to the expense of splitting an asteroid in half. This may or may not be useful to you, if you make allies or enemies out of them later

More shortly, need to make another write-up and picture.

>>5339162
Based, parasite-infested Zrill and treacherous Greenoids BTFO by our glorious Catgirl Kingdom.

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The final visitor of the day is the most important: an ambassador from the Nokrez, the sole race in the galaxy with cloaking technology. The Catgirls have never had good relations with the Nokrez, nor have any of our allies. It's actually a little unclear how they manage to be so powerful when they have good relations with absolutely no one. In any case, you know for sure that they think your people are too flighty and stupid to be worth dealing with.

>"Good day, ambassadors," he begins, showing no hint of emotion. "Allow me to begin."

The next three hours are taken up by an excruciatingly boring discussion of an ambiguous border between Nokrez and Kurrdurr territory drawn up by a poorly-worded treaty written before you were born. Imperium rules say that all four ambassadors must be present when borders are realigned, even if there's nothing for you to do, so you play some video games while they talk.

The meeting ends, you stretch your back, smack your lips, and make for the elevator. To your surprise, he gets on with you.

>"Ambassador," he says. "I will be frank. That entire discussion with the Kurrdurr was a pretext for speaking to you in private. Do you understand?"

You're actually slightly insulted by the fact that he's speaking so plainly - everyone knows that Nokrezes speak with many layers to their words, so being this direct probably means he thinks you can't understand his intentions otherwise. Still, he's otherwise being polite.

>"Your people are currently engaged in a scientific treaty with the Human Federation, studying biology, written before you joined the Interstellar Imperium. In one week, you will vote to either renew or end it. I would like you to end it. In exchange, I am prepared to offer three decommissioned Nokrez light cruisers -- with their sensitive components removed, of course."

You are familiar with the Catgirl-Human Treaty for Microbiological Studies. What he's said is accurate, and not renewing the treaty would please the Mirror Humans. Border changes require Council approval, but scientific treaties do not - you can do this on your own.

Still, the Nokrez's motive is probably REALLY that humans and Zerkans are on very friendly terms, and slightly weakening humans would be good for their power games against the Zerkans. But then again, the humans might also end the treaty themselves, as they became less fond of you after you joined the Imperium -- you don't know if they even want it anymore.

What do you do? You can also call the human ambassador if you want, but the most obvious options are:
>End Treaty: +1 Relations with Nokrez and Mirror Humans, +1 Military to Catgirls
Continue Treaty: 50% chance of either:
>Humans Agree: +1 Relations with Humans, +1 Science to Catgirls and Humans
>Humans Refuse: -1 Relations with Humans, Slight Galactic Reputation decrease for Catgirls

>>5339211
Doesn't he know cats like to play with their food?

Tell him we're going to end the treaty.
After we get the Nokrez light cruisers, renew the treaty.

>>5339211
>End Treaty
Hell the fuck yes, we need regular humans as vulnerable as possible for our Mirror bros.

>>5339211
>End Treaty: +1 Relations with Nokrez and Mirror Humans, +1 Military to Catgirls
We'll be getting on the good side with our ally and also what we would gain staying isn't worth the 50% risk

>>5339236
I think this would FUBAR our galactic reputation. I don't think it's worth the risk.

>>5339273
It's in line with our character.

We tell the Nokrez we will end the treaty, but talk with the human ambassador beforehand to tell them it's a ploy because the Nokrez want us to cancel the treaty with them. We both put on a show for everyone and if Nokrez says we reneged on the deal, we can tell him we cancelled the last deal the humans made and this new treaty doesn't concern him.

We get an increase in military, relations with human, Mirror Humans, Nokrez, science, and Galactic prestige for pulling off such a maneuver.

>>5339211
>Humans Agree: +1 Relations with Humans, +1 Science to Catgirls and Humans

>>5339299
I get it, but we need more contact with the humans to do this smartly
>>5339311
fella, if you wanna renew the treaty, there's a 50% chance they get one over us

>>5339299
I see where you're coming from but our relations with the humans are too sketchy to gamble, 50% chance we get +1 science and +1 military and improve our relations with humans, but the nokrez wouldn't trust us again and the mirror relations would probably even out, and a 50% chance it backfires and we become a more of a pariah than we already are for less than we would've gotten playing it straight. I'm not confident in the odds.

>>5339211
>End Treaty: +1 Relations with Nokrez and Mirror Humans, +1 Military to Catgirls
I don't trust a 50% coin flip so better to get a sure outcome first and ask later if the humans want a future joint project.

>>5339326
>>5339350
We're already agreeing to end the treaty. What's the harm in talking with the human ambassador about it afterwards? If he doesn't want to renew the treaty, so be it. We still get the cruisers.

Nokrez seems pretty keen on us ending the treaty, enough that he knows what it's all about, but not before he insults us, and finally low balls us. I don't like that or him. We may as well get all that we can out of the deal.

>>5339211
>End Treaty
science is boring

>>5339211
>>End Treaty: +1 Relations with Nokrez and Mirror Humans, +1 Military to Catgirls

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The decision is made. Your choice has had the following effects:
>+1 Military to Catgirls: The Catgirl Armada welcomes three newly-christened ships, all of which have been named Nya in honor of you. Hopefully, that won't be too confusing
>+1 Relations to Nokrez: Your relations with the Nokrez have been upgraded from "Not Worth Our Time" to "Barely Worth Our Time"
>+1 Relations to Mirror Humans: Your relations with the Mirror Humans have been upgraded from "Useful Tool" to "Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact"
What effects, if any, this will have on the humans is unknown, but it hasn't directly damaged your relations with them. Surprisingly, although in terms of raw power, your kingdom now stands above most others (at 26 stats, as opposed to the default 25), this has earned you no greater galactic reputation.

At last, this horrible, boring day is over. You yawn, jump out of your seat, and make for your apartment on the space station that serves as the Imperium's capital. Although it is very large, the livable space inside is only about the size of a normal capital ship, as the rest is mostly robots or science stuff you don't really understand.

After a long, hard day's work of listening to people talk, you get ready for a nice night of licking your fur clean and playing with the royal yarn ball, only for your apartment door to open and your secretary, Administrator Keet E, to greet you.

>"Ah, your Highness, I was just thinking I would contact you. Forgive my intrusion to your quarters, but I had to prepare your clothing."

Your clothing?

>"Did you forget, your Highness? Tomorrow is the Gala for the Crown Princess' Birthday."

You DID forget about your cousin's birthday. Dammit, that means tomorrow is ruined -- you'll have to spend the whole time around diplomats congratulating your idiot cousin for turning 18.

Although... Probably, that party will have a diplomat from every major and minor faction in the galaxy. If you play your cards right, you might be able to cozy up to one. Some factions don't care what you wear, but others place great importance on clothing.

>"Your Highness, which dress do you want to wear to the party?"

Choose one:
>Blue Dress: +2 Beauty.
>Red Dress: +2 Striking.
>Black Dress: +2 Seriousness.
>Purple Dress: +2 Unnoticibility.
>Orange Dress: +2 Patriotism.
>Green Dress: +2 Ugliness.

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>>5339785
THERE IS ONLY ONE OPTION!
>Green Dress: +2 Ugliness.

>>5339785
>Orange Dress: +2 Patriotism
We need to represent our species, after all.

>>5339785
>Yellow Dress: +2 ???

>>5339785
>>Blue Dress: +2 Beauty.

>>5339785
>Blue Dress: +2 Beauty.
Blue and Orange is a winning combination.

>>5339838
Support
>+2 Funnies

>>5339877
If Funnies is an option, I'll go for that instead

>>5339785
>Blue Dress: +2 Beauty
I'm changing my mind from orange >>5339834 to blue. I'm sorry but yellow on orange is a step too far.

>>5339785
>Blue Dress: +2 Beauty.

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You choose the blue dress for +2 beauty. This will let you look good without upstaging your cousin. Twelve hours later, you enter gala. The crown princess hasn't made her appearance yet, so you have some time to schmooze.

You see a number of diplomats all over the floor, these being the ones who thought to come early. No doubt, others will file in later.

What do you want to do? If you have a specific suggestion, make it, but otherwise you can choose from this list:
>Talk to Splitfacian Diplomat
>Talk to Zerkan Diplomat
>Talk to Ferdongu Diplomat
>Talk to Antennoid Diplomat
>Wait and see who comes talk to you

>>5340003
>Talk to Ferdongu diplomat
Our economy is in the gutter, maybe he could lend us an ear and help with that. I think we should focus on soft power instead of trying to compete with our hyper-militarized allies.

>>5340003
>Talk to Splitfacian Diplomat
We didn't get a chance to be these guys! Let's have a word, see if we can bole them over.

>>5340003
>>Talk to Splitfacian Diplomat

>>5340015
+1

If there's still a tie in a few hours I'm good with seeing the Splitfacian. I'm just concerned about our economy being as low as it is. Science, too, but the economy is the bedrock of our industry.

>>5340003
>Talk to Splitfacian Diplomat

I'm switching to
>>5340003
>Talk to Splitfacian Diplomat
No need to bother with the Ferdongu when they're likely to try to get into our economy at some point on their own.

>>5340003
>>Talk to Ferdongu Diplomat

>>5340003
>Talk to Splitfacian Diplomat

>>5340003
>Talk to Ferdongu diplomat

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>>5340167
Difference between MAJOR and MINOR powers:
>Major Powers have 25 points by default to distribute between their attributes, and always command at least MINIMAL galactic respect
>Minor Powers have 15 points by default. They are generally much less important and respected, and unless they have some special quality or become major powers, it would generally not be considered appropriate for them to join an alliance as a full member, only as a subject race

The Splitfacians are so irrelevant on the galactic stage that even the Catgirls command many times their respect. They've been around for centuries, and yet accomplished nothing of note, save that they're still around while other, more powerful empires have crumbled in the meantime. In terms of galactic importance, their main claim to fame is that they own the galaxy's third most popular tourist resort planet.

Despite this, their home planet actually is located in a semi-important location, strategically, between Human and Lizdassian territory. There are like four or five buffer zone planets there of similarly irrelevant, sub-Catgirl respect races, you don't remember the specifics. If you recall correctly, they have some kind of agreement where only one Human or Lizdassian ship can pass through their space for each ship of the other race.

You wait for the Splitfacian diplomat to finish speaking with another Catgirl, then introduce yourself.

>"Oh, hello there!" says Haff Fifftee, throwing his head back in laughter. He salutes you with a wineglass that's already half-drained, despite it being 11 AM. "Are you the princess?"

You respond that you are a princess, but not the particular one being honored today.

>"My mistake, my mistake. Forgive me, I'm half-blind. Ha! I've had OVER TWO drinks today! Get that one? I bet you don't!"

He unsteadily takes another sip of wine, then looks you over more carefully... or maybe his eyes are just moving more slowly, now that he's even drunker.

>"Anyway, your Highness, what can I do for you?"

>>5340308
I didn't mean to respond to that post, ignore that.

>>5340308
>"So Hufft, do you think we could work out a trade agreement between our species?"
>tug our dress collar and lean in suggestively
>"Perhaps we could talk it out over dinner, later, when all the hubalu's quieted down."
IIRC, the Splitfacians are hedonists so this plays to their weaknesses and to our blue dress, while leaving us time for actual diplomacy during the rest of the party.

>>5340308
>Want a trade deal????????
>If you be our friend we'll make sure the Mirror Humans and Lizadassians won't kick your ass. We're in the space union with them.

We are NOT fucking a worthless NOBODY like a splitface.

>>5340308
>Make smalltalk seging toward the topic of his opinion of the Zrill.

>>5340328
+1
Pull an economic Rome and vassalize lesser factions to boost our economy. Can't match armies but we can cover up some of our weaknesses.

>>5340328
>+1

>>5340328
This is a good plan and I don't oppose it, I'm just worried we can't guarantee a deal if we don't appeal to the wino ambassador's drunkenness when we're allies to the most militant species in the galaxy, which they fear as supremacist conquerors, which they are, and which their friends hate. From an ideological perspective, there is zero reason for the Splitfacians to trust us over the Humans and Zerkans. If we don't have a good relationship to make them our vassals they'll, I'm calling it now, will either join a counter federation if we can't keep the other species divided enough or they'll fall under the Lizardassians, neither of which helps us out.

>>5340377
This would be good too. Maybe we can suss out their thoughts on the other species at the same time.

>>5340323
>>5340377
+1

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>>5340377
>"Oh, the Zrill? Haha, nice people, nice people. Did you know that Zrill who are bonded to symbiotes drink three times as much alcohol before getting drunk? Useful information!"

>>5340328
You explain to the Splitfacian diplomat in terms that even a drunkard can understand that races who are friendly to one member of the Imperium are generally looked over by others when it comes time for expansion. He nods, friendily, and cocks his head.

>"I see... Well, you see, this is actually very fascinating. The issue is rather this: tourism makes up approximately 25% of our annual GDP, we're VERY reliant on it. Of that, approximately 40% of our tourism derives from humans, and another 20% from your people. Your friends, I'm afraid, aren't much for beach resorts -- the kurdurr only do 'fighting tourism,' where they hunt dangerous animals, and the Lizdassians, gods know what they enjoy, but it sure isn't beaches and casinos. The Mirror Humans, heheh, let's just say that we don't get many of those. Besides... I hate to bring this up, but the last Kurrdurr conquest sent a wave of refugees toward our resorts, and while, yes, that makes for cheap labor, it also really aggravates everyone and drives down the value of the local property, which rather makes them a bit unpopular, and that's before we bring up your other friends."

Before you can respond to his surprisingly unslurred explanation, he continues.

>"Regardless, I would never suggest any problem with the Catgirls, only with some of your delightful friends. I'm sure you have your reasons for dealing with them so closely. We *are* of course interested in expanding our existing Catgirl customer base, and if you're interested in sponsoring a hyperspace byway between some of our resorts, we would be willing to, ah, what's the word, rejigger, some of our existing resorts toward your peoples' tastes."

You quickly understand what he's talking about. Economically, this is an unwise move -- the Catgirls wouldn't particularly benefit directly from easier access to beach resorts, and a new byway would be an expensive project, all for the benefit of cozying up to a race that's already on friendlier terms with the other democracy-leaning races. It *is* doable, but it would be viewed as an odd move. Do you want to pursue this, do you want to continue talking to the diplomat, or do you want to seek a new conversation partner?

>>5340505
Forgot to say that the Zrill question reveals:
>Splitfacian Opinion of Zrill: Friendly
>Zrill Opinion of Splitfacians: Neutral

>>5340505
Fuck it, catgirl favored spas and beach resorts. We've done so many silly choices this isn't even the worst one we have done

Watch out for any blue space monkeys.

>>5340505
>Pursue it. Build a hyperspace Byway.
>Fill it with hot catgirl spies with big milkers. Everyone thinks we're idiots so it's not like they'll be suspicious.
>Ask him if he likes milk

>>5340541
They'll just think it's another strange stupid fucking decision.

>>5340541
+1
resorts have big wigs

>>5340505
>Lizdassians, gods know what they enjoy

Hot-rock Saunas, I believe. That and a syrupy alcohol.

>>5340308
What is the galactic importance of the Grumpigdwarfs?

>>5340536
>>5340541
+1
stupid shit is the best

>>5340505
Decline sponsoring the hyperspace byway.

>>5340505
How about they build a resort in OUR space? Fully subsided by the Catgirl Kingdom!

>>5340505
>Decline the bypass byway.
The way I see it we would lose a -1 on economy and get maybe a +1 on diplo or espionage on human factions. Our economy is bad enough and the cost is just not worth it unless we go full eco/espionage run on human factions to improve our eco. So better to avoid a worthless investment and save the eco points when the ferengi come to barter.

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>>5340541
To the surprise of absolutely everyone, you actually go ahead with commissioning a hyperspace byway to allow easier passage between the Catgirls and Splitfacians. The Splitfacians, who are already experts in building resort planets, are able to rapidly transform one of their existing planets to specialize in Catgirls, making it THE destination for the upper class of your people.

... but this was economically a stupid decision, which you knew going in.

Your decision has had the following effects:
>+1 Economy to Splitfacians: A massive expansion of their existing Catgirl customer base has significantly improved the Splitfacian economy...
>-1 Economy to Catgirls: ... at the cost of the Catgirl economy, which is not really getting anything tangible from this bizarre move
>+2 Relations to Splitfacians: This will make transfer of ideas and cash between your people much easier, and it makes the Splitfacians as economically dependent on you as they are on the Humans
>-1 Galactic Reputation to Catgirls: If others suspected you were idiots before, this is only confirming their beliefs

More later.

>>5340929
>Barmarian Ambassador

>>5340929
That was a really stupid decision. Guess we’ll double down on the minor faction schmoozing
>Barmarian Ambassador

>>5340929
>Lizdassian Ambassador
We gotta spin our retardedness into 4d chess.

>>5340929
Just caught up and I'm loving this shit, OP. Keep it up!
>Lizdassian Ambassador

I understand why we're talking to the minor council races, but I feel like we might be left in the dust if we ignore the major players, especially early on.

>>5340929
>>Ferdongu Ambassador

>>5340929
>Ferdongu Ambassador
We aren't spinning our retardedness into 4d chess as no one will believe that. Right now, we need to improve the economy to at least get something useful out of the party.

>>5340929
>Ferdongu Ambassador
Our economy has gone from the gutter to the sewers. We need to take care our shit.

>>5340929
>>Ferdongu Ambassador

>>5340929
>Barmarian Ambassador

>>5341010
I don't think we had the economy to invest in the hyperlane but I don't think this is a complete loss. The Splitfacians like us more, which opens us up to more deals in the future, and that aside we've improved quality of life for the catgirls that can afford it. The advantage here is that if that if the Lizdassians expand, which they will, and we have good relations with both the Lizdassians and the Splitfacians when they do, we might be able to vassalize the Splitfacians if the Splitfacians aren't confident that the Humans and Zerkans can resist the invasion. There's now also a yarn planet, which arguably outweighs the economic concerns. All we've got to do is make some more money and I think the big ears can help us out.

>>5340929
>Lizdassian Ambassador

>>5341010
+1

>>5340929
>Barmarian Ambassador

>>5341115
Yarn planet is based. Fuck the haters.

>>5340929
>>Ferdongu Ambassador

>>5341259
Hahahahahahahaha, this idea will ruin us, not a doubt in my mind. I vote
>No
But if we do invest in NFTs and it does make us money, I'll be stunned.

>>5341259
>No.
"Owning a unique image... So, what is stopping anyone from copying and pasting the image to get two NFTs?"

>>5341259
Don't invest in NFTs but become a creator. Everybody loves Catgirls! So make sure everyone in the galaxy can get their own digitally signed Princess Nya NFTs!

>>5341259
>If gold and platinum are utterly worthless how about we take them off your hands for you? I'm sure with your PRICELESS NFT's you will have no need for them. We will of course pay full (worthless) value for the gold and platinum.

>>5341273
Invest in our cat girl patreon to get unique cat crafted yarn balls made out of the finest silks from Felinopia!

>>5341259
>>5341273
+1 to this!

>>5341273
Perfection. Support

>>5341273
This.
Steal the space Jews idea, change the end product just enough to be legally distinct, then patent it.

>>5341273
This is clever
>Supporting
We'll say we honestly had the idea on our own after they inspired us. The Ferdongu don't need to worry. They can own catgirl NFTs too!

>>5341259
>like that foolish Zerkan woman who called it illogical.
bruh, if not even the big brain race is going for it, we're not betting on that, specally after the last decision.
>Nope

>>5341329
Based. Our allies will probably support us totally on this as well.

>>5341335
In fact, let's go into partnership! The galaxy knows that WE don't have sinister ulterior economic motives, and our Ferdongu partners can 'help' us sell these Princess Nya NFT things for a straight split of all profits made.

>>5341442
Be seen as so stupid no one expects us to commit fraud and stock manipulation. It is the perfect crime.

>>5341259
tell him that people like us more and the should invest in our cat girl NFT

>>5341694
>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs

If anyone asked why we scammed them say we were duped by the money grubbing Ferdongu. We're idiots remember?

>>5341694
>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs
The point is to not be the ones buying it, but producing it. The funny space jews are the fallguys, taking the scam for ourselves would just put the blame on us.

>>5341694
>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs

>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs

Can we even make NFTs with out pitiful 3 science?

>>5341694
>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs
Holy shit we are actually opening a patreon and offering cat girl pics. Time to get some chu I mean valued investors. Hopefully producing NTFs won't hurt our eco and we might walk away with some money while the fedongu take all the blame.

>>5341694
>>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs

>>5341717
The fedongu only have a science of 5, I doubt it's actually that hard to make them.

>>5341694
>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs
The Ferdongu have a good ear for business, it would be smart to work with them.

>>5341694
>Hijack the NFT scam yourself, and cut the Ferdongu out of the equation entirely
Fuck the space kike, Reichskomendant will be proud.

>>5341721
+1

>>5341694
>>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs

>>5341694
>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs
When everyone starts getting mad about being scammed, they will get the blame

>>5341694
>Work with the Ferdongu by offering to mint catgirl NFTs

Work with them, we can both make a tidy profit here. If we try to compete, they'll ruin us financially.

>>5341698
i like this idea just running with it the ferdongu advised our economical moves. also the picture part is useless but i guess the barebone idea could be used as basically literal coins need to do something to stop reliance on on just the website and something to prevent link rot i guess?

>>5342471
We collapsed 12 economy units of our enemies and allies to get 2 economy units for our team. Kek. Well, when someone attacks the ferdogun how do we profit off that future war? Kinda feels bad for queen cat girl as we keep lowering our species rep.

>>5342471
In a single manuever, we've trashed the galactic economy, reversed our financial decline, and got some science out of the deal. Yeah, our reputation's FUBAR'd and the Zerkans will probably try to declare war at some point but what the fuck are they going to do? Our military and espionage our superior, even before taking into account our probably annoyed but still allied allies. Unless they do something off the wall with science but we'll have to figure that out. I think we're probably going to have a timeskip after this gala so the consequences of our diplomacy have time to happen. Fucking galactic politics.

>>5342698
Plus our reputation is that we're dumb, not malicious. All the NFT collecting citizens of the universe would be outraged by Zekran aggression.

>>5342704
Aren't we kind of okay in relations with the Nokrez, who would jump at a chance to fuck up the Zerkan by proxy?

>>5342471
Do the Zerkans get -1 economy too, even though they knew to steer clear of NFTs?

>>5342704
This is a good point, it gives us a lot of leeway more "intelligent" species wouldn't be allowed. Imagine the galactic reaction when it comes out that we've been playing 4D chess the entire time.

>>5342710
That's true, and due to how distrustful of the Ferdongu they are, their economy is likely intact. I wouldn't be surprised if they contact us in the future to use our relations with the Ferdongu to undermine their economic influence. Also, they have an economy of 11 now, holy shit.

>boring space un quest
>actually pretty fun and interesting
I feel lied to

>>5342471
Science race having superiority complex again
>>5342710
so it seems

>>5342471
At what point do our stat numbers start to matter?

>>5342774
>"Hello! Go talk to Big Ears! He has lots of money and can make you go!"
>Then turn and run, pretending to be getting some punch before the festivities start.

>>5342774
>"Hello. Go talk to big eyeglasses people. They super smart to make things go."
Toss them at the science guys and not the big ears one in case they target our fellow catgirls.

>>5342774
>Repeatedly MRROW at him to trick him into thinking we’re a cat and not a catgirl.

>>5342774
>Tell him there’s money in Taxhaviea.

We have to make him leave the premises not just us. Ferdongu can go sell him shit there.

>>5342800
Changing my vote to support this vote instead.

>>5342774
Its times like those we need to take one for the team
>Take him away from everyone else, to some secluded place, under the guise of giving diplomatic advice
Some really basic stuff they should already know, to not help them too much or, great yarn forbid, make them think were buddies!
Maybe direct them to Zerkons or Ferdongu(AFTER party ends) to undermine those, one has brains, other cash, they surely should be able to help those poor Zakleds out!
If we are seen, our personal rep should take a fall instead of our species.
Just grind your teeth and bear with it for a while.
Also, our cousin fucking owes us one for this shit.

>>5342774
Just ask a guard to kill him. No one will care if someone you never invited disappears.

>>5342800
+1
Changing

>>5342800
This is sensible, supporting

>>5342774
>>5342800
+1 to this DEVIOUS PLAN

>>5342774
money from big ears, come this way. lead him quietly away

>>5342800
>+1
also holy moly how they have 5 points ?

>>5342774
Shake the Pakled's hand as an equal. Catgirls already sell nfts and are members of the axis powers. At a certain point you cant dig deeper

>>5342800
+1
"Big ears make money go up. We can't, go bother big ears."

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>"Oh? They can make money big?"

The Zakled ambassador scratches his chin for a few seconds, then waddles off. Hopefully, the Ferdongu won't find out you're the one who sent him there.

(I rolled here to see if someone else's espionage alerted them to the Zakled being here and you shipping him off, but they rolled a 2).

Everyone remaining takes a seat, and your younger cousin, the crown princess, arrives on stage. Princess Jennifurr, first child of the queen, waves from the podium.

>"Like, helllloooooo~~~~~ everyone! Like, total thanks for showing up to my coronation???? You guys are, like, gnarly! But in, like, a non-grody, good way or whatever? Anyway, I just wanna give a little speech or whatevs where I announce, like, my new husband or whatever????, and then we'll eat~~~~~"

As she prepares for the speech, an advisor rushes to your side.

>"Your Highness," she hisses. "Princess Jennifurr's catPad with her planned speech disappeared! I've already given her a new one, but it doesn't have her speech to read off of. If she improvises a speech on her own, it'll be a disaster."

She's right. Jennifurr is a complete fucking moron. The advisor shoves another catPad into your hands.

>"I've already linked this pad to hers on the WiFurr, if you type in a new speech for her, she'll know to read it. Please, your Highness, it's up to you!"

You quickly find a file on the catPad that lists the suitors, as well as the one she actually chose, but you know Jennifurr, and you know she's stupid enough to just read everything off verbatim, then will be too proud to admit she made a mistake. Be careful! The husband you choose for her could have consequences for the kingdom, or it could completely ruin her. Try to intuit which one is which, and write an appropriate speech. By Catgirl law, she must spend the next two years obeying her husband instead of having a life, which you're not sure why that's a law, but it can keep her out of your hair if you want, at least.

You must quickly write a speech for your teenage cousin. It must be at least two paragraphs long, be about her vision for the future of the Catgirl Kingdom and its neighbors, and it must include mention of whom her betrothed is.

Possible Husbands/Wives:
>Brad Miller (Human Billionaire)
>Spraek (Zerkan Monk)
>Azul Azzam (Antennoid City Mayor)
>Cobranal Shant (Zrill Priest)
>Reneil Do (Noseridgian Ambassador)
>Another member of Catgirl Royalty (gotta keep the bloodline pure)
>Karnus of House Dollak (Kurrdurr Nobleman) (this was her actual choice)
>Marcilla Felix (Nerkaz Admiral)
>Hauptsturmführer Reinhiss (Lizdassian Secret Police Chief)
>Porb (Advisor to the Grand King of the Ferdongu)
>Acheron Abaddon (Mirror Human Senatorr)
>Dos Doubal (Splitfacian Planetary Governor)
>Zoobo (Zakled - unclear what his job is, or how he got onto the list)

>>5343241
>"It's so great to have all of you here, especially my extra cool and awesome cousin, Nya! Such a lovely and wonderful girl! Also speaking about lovely and wonderful people, Acheron's a hunk, isn't he? So mirror humany and govermenty and dreamy! Sigh~~~~!

But all of that aside, as sooooo hard, like, as it is...there's something so much hunkier at stake. As the princess of, like, this cat kingdom or whateves, I promise that we shall RISE to, like, do whatever it takes to make our little galaxy as hunky as it can be! Like, better economies and uh, better science junk for all of us! I ask all of you, catgirls and non-cat girls and boys, to like...help us reach this goal!"

Pft, I just wrote something that sounds like she would say it. She's a bumbling retard.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5343241
>>Karnus of House Dollak (Kurrdurr Nobleman) (this was her actual choice)
>>Marcilla Felix (Nerkaz Admiral)
>>Hauptsturmführer Reinhiss (Lizdassian Secret Police Chief)

I'll roll for betrothed

>>5343241
Like, what~~~~~ my new husband is like!~~~~ Dos Doubal~! That's totally, like, cool~~!. It'll bring our people closer together or whatever~~~. We'll usher a new age of cooperation for our people or something and build a yarn planet for our honeymoon!!!!~~

I see the catgirl's being like~~ expert traders or whatevs, we'll get lots of money to buy yarn with :) :) :). We'll make lots of little guys our vassals and share our yarn with them. They'll be like~~ so happy to be under our rule~~.


Full speed ahead to Splitfacian vassalization!!!

>>5343253
Last part isn't apart of the speech btw

Bros... This is a radical idea but hear me out. What if we had her mention Zoobo in her speech? The shame would render her unfit to inherit, which would move us closer to the throne. Seriously though she is our cousin. I think if we aren't going to politic we should choose Karnus, because that's what she wanted.

>>5343256
That is a low blow, even for us. Using that is like pissing on a birthday cake of a depressed little girl to put out the candle.

>>5343257
You're right, it's too far. I'm just thinking, politicking. We're sixth in line for the throne, too, maybe we shouldn't try to reach for it. Besides that, I think the Zakled are mildly based but they're also too retarded to legislate much on.

>>5343241
>Acheron Abaddon (Mirror Human Senatorr)
"Hello everynyan. On this day I welcome all of you who attended my becoming grown-up celebration. As I enter adulthood, I also had to choose the one whose destiny would interwine with mine. The one who get's the honor of sharing his life with me would be none other than Acheron. We'll channel your good vibrations as we enter this new journey in our lives."

>>5343241
>>5343288
Changing my vote to this >>5343252

>>5343241

What if we make her say she wants all the husbands? She's royalty, after all, limiting oneself is for commoners.

>>5343303
thanks, anon

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>>5343396

That would be polynyaaaaaamory, anon.

>>5343406
Mirror human supremacy!

>>5343241
I suck at speechwriting, but I totally want to cast a vote for
>Princess Nya

>Karnus of House Dollak (Kurrdurr Nobleman) (this was her actual choice)

Feels kind of scummy to change her husband and a better relationship with the Kurrdurr is still a pretty good outcome.
As for the speech itself:

>Soooo~~~~~ I'm, like, sure most of you have seen a, like, wicked hot hunk and been like Me-OW am I right????? Haha. I'm totally right~~~~~

>Well~~~~~ I just, like, recently, found out there is, like, a whoooole race of super, duper dreamy hunks out there who, uh, kick ass? And I was, like, I'ma get some of that~~~~~

>And, because, I am, like, soooooo important and stuff???? I get to marry, like, the hunkiest hunk, Karnus!!!! Who, like, lives in a Dollak house or something????

>And that is sooooooo cool and stuff~~~~~ But, I'm not like, selfish, you know? Like, everyone should be able to marry a hunk~~~~~
So I hope that, like, other Catgirls can like pick up on our, like, good vibes, and stuff?

>Because there are some, like, total losers out there~~~~~, like, I don't judge, but like if one of my girlfriends was marrying, like, a looooser, I would be all, like, gross, you need to, like, stop?????

> But, that's like, not even the most important thing, the most important thing, is that like, this is a wicked party???? And, like, my horoscope said that, like, life is a party.~~~~~ Sooooo, like, everyone should be doing what they like, wanna, do? And, like I wanna eat, so, uh, let's eat~~~~~

>>5343487
+1

>>5343487
I'm >>5343256 and supporting this, she's our cousin's for fuck's sake.

Also if we run into any military consequences for our retardation the Kurrdurr are as good an ally as it's possible to have. The Mirror Humans are based and I like them, don't get me wrong, but they're too focused on conquering regular Humans to guarantee they would help us against a different threat.

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>>5342774
>Z

>>5343241
>>Karnus of House Dollak (Kurrdurr Nobleman) (this was her actual choice)

>>5343543
also denounce Ferdongu for NFTGate and demand they repay allies. imply they should pay back everyone. we have the military backing so they would have no choice.

>>5343545
Oy vey khatool, cool it with the antisemitism
>>5343487
+1

>>5343487
>my horoscope said that, like, life is a party
this line won me over
+1
>>5343251
include this but swap the name for Karnus
>>5343545
+1

>>5343241
>>Hauptsturmführer Reinhiss (Lizdassian Secret Police Chief)
Can't go wrong with one of our closest allies!

We must be like ~FRIENDS~ with everyone. Especially our Imperium ~Playmates~. Thank you ~Nya~ for your great help in maintaining our friendships. You are ~THE BEST~

>>5343487
+1

>>5343241
Supporting >>5343487
But change the groom to
>Acheron Abaddon (Mirror Human Senatorr)
And add a paragraph of praise for ourselves

>>5343487
Supporting this

>>5343241
>Hauptsturmführer Reinhiss (Lizdassian Secret Police Chief)

On such a blessed day, it is unfortunate to remark that a terrible travesty has struck across the entire Galaxy, the introduction of Neutrino-Fhasic Tangibles or NFTs, which have rocked almost all the economies of every race present.

That is why myself and my future husband, Hauptsturmführer Reinhiss, will dedicate ourselves, working hand-in-hand, to hand out punishment against the mastermind of this horrific act, and ensure a brighter future for all races ~~~ but not before spending our honeymoon at Felionpia! ~~~ where we will be headquartering until we have accomplished our goals.

Thank you again, Honored Guests, for coming to celebrate our happiness!

>>5343487
+1

Nobody else wants to marry Nya to her cousin in a soft coup to take over the catgirl throne and declare herself empress?

>>5344048
Why would we do that and destroy the very little respect we have as a species when we're already one of the most powerful catgirls in the galaxy?

>>5344141
Because better us telling Jennifurr what to do for two years then someone else.

>>5344145
But Jennifurr isn't even in power yet! That's the queen, our aunt, who technically has the authority to depose us if we fuck up majorly.

>>5344145
You didn't write a speech.

>>5344150
The QM calls this a Coronation ( >>5343241 ) and a Birthday-Coronation ( >>5342774 ).
My reading may be wrong, but from what I know a coronation is when you crown a sovereign and they take the throne.

>>5344151
I honestly suck at writing.

>>5344152
This might be a celebration of her eligibility to take the throne, a husband might be a requirement and we don't know how catgirl laws of succession differ from our own.

>>5344162
True, could be a coronation of heir apparent.
Wish we knew more about how catgirl royalty worked.

>>5344218
So it's closer to a coronation of heir apparent, this is the next queen, nobody can knock her out of that spot, ect.
I appreciate the clarification, honestly. I thought she was setting up to take the throne there.

>>5344181
That's what I thought when the coronation was mentioned. Some cultures had ceremonies for this, IIRC.

>>5344218
Thank you for clarifying the situation.

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>>5344247
The speech goes unexpectedly well. Karnus of House Dollak is unfortunately not at the coronation, but he's soon contacted over space zoom, and gives a drunken, slurring speech about his new beloved that, thankfully, makes everyone stop talking about how stupid the next queen obviously will be.

The rest of the party goes by without anything of particular note occurring, and the day finishes up. You made some significant progress with Kurrdurr, Ferdongu, and Splitfacian relations, all of whom have much higher opinions of the Catgirls... at the cost of literally everyone else.

However, it's undeniable that you've left a mark on galactic society. Your importance has been upgraded from Minimal to Slight, and no one can claim any longer that you're a puppet state of your allies. Speaking of which, even the Lizdassians and Mirror Humans are beginning to question the direction your kingdom is taking, what with the "collapse the galactic economy" NFT scam you participated in.

In particular, you've really, REALLY pissed off the Zerkans, who already disliked you because all of your allies have 7+ military, and because of your general lack of décor and seriousness. That you're wedding your princess to a Kurrdurr (military 10) is bad enough, and that you failed to establish a rapport with the Zerkan ambassador during the party is another strike against you, but now, in addition to everything else, you've just crashed several Zerkan hyperspace supercomputers with algorithmically-randomized pictures of catgirl royalty doing cute things.

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>>5344788
Here are the current galactic factional standings.

I will need a few days before I continue this; I'm working on another project. If this purges, I'll make a new one.

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>>5344791
>I will need a few days before I continue this; I'm working on another project. If this purges, I'll make a new one.
Take your time. This thread will be around for another month.

>>5344791
Take your time, OP, and thanks for running! Hope you come back soon.

>>5344791
Nice. Zerkons BTFO, Kurrdurr bros have our backs, and the galaxy is seething while we amass power.

>>5344788
>Mirror Humans: More trouble than they're worth
Uh oh

>>5345020
indeed

Waiting warmly

We need to bring the Nokrez to our alliance. We have a lot in common and share the same interests.

>>5346429
No way, we're the good guys they're totally the bad guys

>>5341259
Them big ears, lol

Waiting warmly

>>5344791
A few days?

>>5344791
well, it's been almost a week now

>>5352215
If someone told me that id expect 20 days at least

>>5337874
I just realized that three of these are from startrek.

>>5342774
I just realized that basically all of these races are from Star Trek, including this one. It's hilarious that this reference is being made.

Zam, QM is taking quite the time

Thanks for running!

god dammit, why does almost every single interesting quest on this board end up flaking on me?

>>5371352
sad