OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Control a knight by just putting "[x] Knight [whatever]" into your name field so we'd know which team you're on.Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe KnightHaving taken back the Holy Grail from vile cultists, the knights had no time to celebrate! As The Lilly Knight, Twinkle, has absconded with said grail! It's Knight against Knight now as each one of them fight for control of the grail!previous threds: https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5334602Throwing out the Perfect Cast.
>>5334602Where are we now
>>5334618You're about to get plot-hooked. Literally.
>>5334602Ponder the situation
>>5334602nana korobi ya oki...>>5334618nothing personnel, フェモイド
>>5334618>>5334613>>5334622>>5334635>>5334624This is the general position of the knights in Tower City right now.Currently, The Lilly Knight is still on the run, while the weeb has apparently managed to perform a secret technique that will help somehowAlso the Scythe Knight sent a message to somewhere via pigeon mail, kinda sus
>>5334640Search for a shortcut
>>5334640We can't beat the lesbian in a foot race, so grab the nearest horse
>>5334640Weeb throws the hook at the fleeing lesbo.Ricochet it off the mob's horse for hyper speed.
Rolled 14, 23 = 37 (2d100)>>5334643Roll 1d100 to look for a shortcut against my first roll>>5334645Roll 1d100 to look for a horse, against my second roll
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5334648horse time
>>5334648you forgot orkuzashi you circular ricedigger
>>5334649>>5334650Forgetting is a myth
>>5334659Ah yes the horse horse, twice as much horse as a single horse. Mount the horse horse and chase after afk Lily
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5334648>>5334659Hmmmm
>>5334661>>5334662>>5334665Ah hah! Twinkle has found a shortcut! Cutting through this back alley should reduce the time she needs to descend Tower City an--huh, feels like something's tugging at her clothes
>>5334673Take it out
>>5334673PULL HER INPULL HER IN
>>5334673Observe the Perfect Cast
>>5334675>>5334679The Lilly Knight is being reeled! Roll 1d100 against eachother
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5334682
Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5334682PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT
>>5334685>natural 100the forces of weeb misogyny have won
>>5334686>>5334690You get what you fucking deserve>>5334688Restrain the female
>>5334685>>5334686Harnessing the powers of weebshit, ancient fighting techniques and misogyny, the weeb manages to somehow pull Twinkle all the way back up to where the knights are
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>5334693HOLD ONTO THE GRAIL BEFORE WEEB'S STUPID ACTION MAKES IT FLY OUT OF OUR HANDS
>>5334693Aid the Weeb in restraining the raging lesbian and securing the Grail.
>>5334693Weeb restrains the wild hoe with Gustaf
>>5334696>>5334698>>5334700loud hissingRoll 1d100 against eachother+10 Bonus for the Lilly Knight+8 For the weeb Knightand an 8+5 = 13 for the Scythe Knight
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5334711HISSSSSSSSSSSS
Rolled 56 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>5334711Get 'er done!
Rolled 99 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>5334711GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM
>>5334718How does he do it?
Rolled 48 (1d100)Mob roll
>>5334718OH SHIT THE GRAIL
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5334733YOU IDIOTS CATACH IT BEFORE IT LANDS IN A LIQUID
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>5334733Mobbed this grail real quick
>>5334733Thank god Gustaf stays vigilant and the Mob are on the horse >Continue restraining Twinkle so the history doesn't repeat itself
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>5334736>>5334740OOOOH SHITTTTT
Rolled 69 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5334746If I could only reach harder!
>>5334746So while you're holding me, Weeb, just to let you know that you won't be getting weeb powers from the grail if either of them take the grail.
>>5334772Good, at least it's not in the hands of the WEEB.
>>5334772Cover up the Grail again before it's corrupting influence can gain hold over someone else.
>>5334772Open trap door snag the grail cartoon shenanigans style
>>5334784Weeb opens trap door, throws Twinkle inside and keeps his alter-ego in check
>>5334784Dang, welp let's get it back to our respective king
>>5334784Make sure Twinkle is secured neatly inside the Trap Door.
>>5334787You're not wrong
>>5334786>>5334787>>5334790what trap door
>>5334784Secretly sneak away
Put >>5334793 in >>5334792.OP boutta get smothered by lesbian ass.
>>5334792The one behind you
>>5334797Take your meds, weeb, you're hallucinating
>>5334792Secure the Grail to our belt with some rope.
>>5334800GOTTA GET A GRIP>Grab OP
>>5334803Don't forget to tie the hoe to a lantern
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5334800>>5334793what is this foreboding feeling that we're not finished with the plot yet
>>5334802>>5334804Of course. Your king gave these to you. Gotta focus. Gotta get a grip, weeb.>>5334803The grail is now tied to Gustaf's belt. Hopefully this does not lead to pants-based shenanigans>>5334807Also the Lily knight is trying to sneak away.Everyone roll 1d100+10 Speed bonus for Twinkle+6 Will(Perception) for the Weeb7+5 = 12 for the Scythe Knight+10 for the Mob
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>5334811And by sneak away I mean hide before the plot comes to us like a wave
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>5334811Unsure if he can trust the voices in his head, Weeb grabs Twinkle and feeds her the meds. Just to be safe.
Rolled 84 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>5334811Hmm.
>>5334816dropped my +6
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5334811
Rolled 82 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5334811I use the mob look at stuff technique
>>5334833>>5334820Now, while I've got her! Weeb, force-feed her the medication!
>>5334833Feed Twinkle the strange pill for science
>>5334835>>5334838Good idea. Winners don't do drugs, so if we give Twinkle the drugs she can't win
>>5334841An excellent deduction, Brother Cain! We shall defeat Twinkle the Lesbo with the knowledge of After-School Specials!
>>5334841>>5334838>>5334837>>5334835>>5334833Do what needs to be done
>>5334844Mayhaps Twinkle would like to roll 1d100 to attempt an escape
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5334848UHHH
Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5334848No, no she wouldn't. She needs this medication. It's for her own good.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5334848
>>5334858I CAN SEE...EVERYTHING...
>>5334850Watch out, she can see the grail.
>>5334859"Well that's good. How are you feeling today?"
>>5334875Was this quest taking place entirely inside Twinkle's mind?
>>5334879You will never know......at least until next time when thread continues. Cuz it's late and I gotta sleep.See you all next time on Hospital Questupdates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>5334875>>5334879>>5334877the knioght timeline was an illusion all along
>>5334882gn OPthanks for bread
>>5334882>inb4 OP doubles down on hospital quest and twinkle being a schizono fucking way
>>5334928What if every quest OP has made is just in Twinkles brain? What if OP is Twinkle? It explains why she is so gay
>>5334931also what if the mob knights are just regular dudes or nurses that are just alcoholics?I honestly think we might be done with the main plot of knight quest
>>5334882Heeyyyyy...that's not a medic knight! What kind of run down joint are they running here?Also dammit I'm late again!
>>5334931>>5334934That german schrink is what I imagine Oppenheimer would look like without the helmet.>>5334939Don't worry, I carried this session. With OP's special dice.
>>5334946>>5334934It all makes sense now. Twinkle has been confined to Knight-Saint Lilly's Home for the Mentally Deranged this whole time. Gustaf is the shrink, the Mob are nurses and Orkuzashi is another one of the nutcases locked in here with Twinkle. OP's lore is deep like the Mariana Trench.
>>5334983Weeb is the shady drug supplier.
>>5342067lol he dead
>>5342072We must all mourn for nameless anon
>>5342075OH SHIT A SKELETON GO BACK TO MENTAL HOSPITAL
>>5342077You're going to the bone zone, jimbo
>>5342081NO LOLISNIFFER FORGIVE ME THEY TOLD ME IT WAS-
>>5342082Twinkle wakes up from the skeleton-based nightmare
>>5342083whuzzat where's the grail where's everyone
>>5342083Start drinking in the background
>>5342083or has she
>>5342088Lolisniffer???wait where areis this fucking skeleton island
>>5342088Hope this is a dream or a script mix-up with some skeleton quest sequel (name pending)
>>5342093>>5342094"Hm? Is something wrong?"
>>5342097YO LOOK AROUND THE ROOM LILY KNIGHT
>>5342097N-no, just uh, groggy from waking up>>5342084
>>5342099>>5342100"The grail? That's a new one. Tell me about this "grail", if you don't mind"
>>5342107Wait, where the fuck is this, and why is this nurse chugging beer
>>5342107>>5342109hey alcohol's allowed in a hospital
>>5342113uhhh...quickly stash the flask in our pocket and start playing that knight game on our phone
>>5342113Wait now I remember, your four bozos grabbed me and forcefed me that experimental drug that weeb guy happened to have!
>>5342114"Control yourself, nurse. I swea-->>5342117-- Excuse me, what?"
>>5342119Oh, she's talking about that anime shirt wearing nutso next door Doc.
>>5342119All I remember is an argument and then something about knights and quest...how long has it been
>>5342121"Oh. That guy""I DEMAND MY ANIMES. SUBS > DUBS. WHERE ARE THE FAIR MAIDENS. I NEED THEM TO JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER"
>>5342127"You've been asleep for a few days. Can you tell me what you remember?"
>>5342130proceed to recap the quest
>>5342130She was talking about this grail thing in her sleep. Almost obsessed with it. >>5342133it's just like this videogame I was playing...
>>5342133>>5342134"Hmmm....right....right...a City that's a tower?...I see....You were seeking this grail?....Cultists?.....A muscular super powered ass?.....You were planning to yoink the grail the whole time?.....Interesting...."
>>5342139Also the other knights had your names
>>5342139>>5342142Raise an eyebrow to that
>>5342142>>5342143The nurse is intrigued. He wonders if he was at least a cool knight
>>5342145He liked beer. Like his brother.
>>5342145>>5342146How the hell do you know my brother? He's not even a nurse
>>5342148>>5342147It seems Nurse Abel has alcohol-induced amnesia.He may or may not be admitted into the hospital too soon enough
>>5342155Slap ourself awake
>>5342157uh what about gustav
>>5342157>>5342158Seems our Gustav player isn't here...
>>5342125Oh god oh no oh fuckohhellnawCan I reroll my character?
>>5342158>>5342159He's in a better place now
>>5342160bro you can't reroll in real life>>5342161GOD DAMN IT THE WEEB IS LOOSE
>>5342161Wait then who the fuck is the doctor
>>5342164I mean the player
>>5342168pour one for our missing gustav player
>>5342168I know the player is missing but why is the doctor an npc
>>5342162This isn't real life cause Cain and Abel have a job and the fat pig you call "Weeb" isn't in his parent's basement fucking a cumstained Twinklepillow. We're in matrix.>>5342168I'm sure he's with us spiritually.
>>5342171>the fat pig you call "Weeb" isn't in his parent's basement fucking a cumstained Twinklepillomeanwhile back in the knight timeline, everyone stares at Weeb Knight like they regret ever associating with him
>>5342170You're right.Everyone. Twinkle the mental patient is the only PC now.Everyone else will be NPCs
>>5342173hey wait a minute this is a multiplayer quest, OP
>>5342173clearly that means prewritten lines
>>5342172Sounds like someone wants to be bodyslammed in the hospital bed.>>5342173Weeb fights mental friction that tells him to obey and attempts to get out of bed with malicious intent.
>>5342174And now you're all the voices inside her head
>>5342179YO TWINKLEESCAPE THE ROOM
>>5342181>>5342182The doctor and nurse don't like that look you're givin' em
>>5342187BURST OUT OF THE ROOMESCAPE THE HOSPITALGET THE GRAIL
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5342189>>5342192Roll for it
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5342205
>>5342205SNAP OUT OF IT
>>5342209"FUCK! SHE GOT LOOSE!""ALERT THE STAFF"You have managed to slip past the doctor and nurse, you are now in the hallway
>>5342224Meanwhile everyone left
>>5342372Everyone was banished into the shadowrealm. Including OP
>>5342375escape from the shadow realm
>>5342375Main characters don't go to the shadow realm
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5342397
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5342408
>>5342419Oh shit it's another nurse
>>5342424does he look like the previous one
>>5342428Well you can't really tell from behind
>>5342435Does he carry alcohol in a bottle?
>>5342435Sneak pastAlso do we have any idea where we the exit is?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5342441>>5342443Roll 1d100
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5342453
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>5342453
>>5342457>>5342459We make a good team
>>5342461Yes we do, drunk voice in my head
Rolled 50 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5342453Ah, there she is. Miss, you must return to the ward at once.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5342459>>5342457Now where did that water cooler come from. THE NURSES ARE COMING DUE TO THE NOISE, ROLL 1d100
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>5342468Pretend to be a staff member...or maybe youare...who knows
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>5342468
>>5342469"Quick! She went thatta way!" you yelled"Thanks!" answered the other nurses
>>5342488Check your objectives
>>5342488Go back to the ward you were in. Maybe you are insane considering all the voices in your head screaming at you all the time. It's probably best to remain and let the good Doctor help you.
>>5342503>>5342504Shut up voice in my head, I have a sneaking suspicion you guys were the cause of it to begin with
>>5342507Shouting at the voices in your head is an unhealthy practice, Lily. You need help.
>>5342503>>5342507No we are your friends. Also for the escape objective I have an idea. Maybe we should jump out of a window.
>>5342516GET A GRIP
>>5342518>>5342516Yes, get a grip and return back to the nice hospital bed.
>>5342516GOTTA GET A GRIP
>>5342520Shut up square. We gotta do cool things. Like drink beer and get a friend who wears the same outfit as us and has the same personality
>>5342540End up going on a psychedelic trip involving the four other knights as animals
>>5342540Search the surrounding area for an exit
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5342546>>5342548Roll 1d100 to find an exit through this miasma of the mind-20 due to not having a grip
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>5342563
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5342563bark
>>5342565wait, one of the dog mob is pointing somewhere
>>5342577Go the opposite direction, the Mob Dogs have always had a terrible sense of direction.
>>5342577Go though the exit Twinkle If that is your real name. That's what all the cool people do
>>5342589Let's ask the cat-"WOMEN ARE ONLY MADE FOR MAKING DINNER"Let's not
>>5342589Hey, you can trust me, I am the representation of friendship and risk taking. The Eagle is probably the representation of something lame, like responsibility or duty.
>>5342594>>5342589Mark my words, you will regret following the temptation of the dog.
>>5342592>>5342594>>5342604And the Cat is the representation of Rampant Misogyny
>>5342606We don't need the cats opinion, just walk though the exit door where there are absolutely no plot twists
>>5342606And Lilly Knight is a representation of your Not-So-Latent Homosexuality>>5342610Yes, the door that might actually be a window
>>5342613>>5342610Surely there's no plot twists behind thiiiis door
>>5342616KICK IT DOWN
>>5342616Plot twist happensLilly Knight is behind the door
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5342617>>5342619In any case, roll 1d100 to open the door
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5342627
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5342627bark
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5342627OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOREVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>5342630>>5342631Man the dogs are really gungho
>>5342630And then....A SKELETON POPPED OUT
>>5342637come on OP, that's not the real thing
>>5342637Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>5342637Holy shit a skeleton
>>5342638OH MY GOD2 SKELETONS
>>5342643not lolisniffer though, that would be really scary
>>5342643at least it's not three skeletons
>>5342647get your shit together, twinklewhat's actually through the door?
>>5342647Must be another one of those hallucinations, enter the exit
>>5342651>>5342653OH MY GOD....it's the stairs
>>5342664alright, go down the stairs
>>5342664Fall down the stairs.
>>5342664Descend downards as the eagle and dogs argue while the cat tries to goad you into throwing yourself down
>>5342669What, now you're with the cat?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>5342668>>5342669>>5342671Your head keeps on hurting.Roll 1d100 to descend
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>5342681MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB
Rolled 72 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5342681Lets fall!
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5342681tumble
>>5342683>>5342684>>5342685THE CAT IS PLEASED
>>5342684Amazing tumbling skills on display
>>5342692I mean we still have all that agility right
>>5342692really doesn't fit the nimbleness of twinkle
>>5342694>>5342695Or perhaps Twinkle the Lilly is the ideal self Twinkle the mental wishes to have. A form that is nimble. Agile. Battle ready. elegant.A lesbian.
>>5342703Well this twinkle is definitely one of these.
>>5342703Probably a lesbian.
>>5342714LETS find that grail
>>5342714The noise alerted the staff to Twinkles location.
>>5342715>>5342716>>5342722Better move it, people definitely heard
>>5342729let's find a fancy carmaybe that doctor's?
>>5342729>>5342730Crime is the way to go. After all we totally have the abillity to jack a car
>>5342742OH SHIT A HORSE
>>5342761Damn thee OPTake whatever car is unlocked
>>5342761>>5342767or just break in
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5342767>>5342769Roll 1d100 to commit crimes-20 due to not having a grip
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5342772dang we should get a grip. If only there was a mental hospital nearby that could help us, ah well
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5342772yeah no fucking way are we committing crimes
>>5342795TIME TO GET ISEKAI'D TWINKLE
>>5342795If we don't have a grip on reality, maybe reality doesn't have a grip on usPUNCH THE CAR SO HARD IT EXPLODES
>>5342796>>5342798Twinkle jolts awake(?)
>>5342805Hey, you're awake. You walked right past that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that weeb over there.
>>5342805oh hey our lady knight friend is awake
I'll take Twinkle cause we don't need 2 Cains>>5342805I make sure that everyone is not an animal
>>5342825Yeah so, this whole grail operation, it didn't go over well.Any plans gang?
>>5342847Tune in next time for SkeletonQuest
Thanks for running.
wait, did it end?
>>5345100Friday on my end.Which is like 2 days from now
>>5345078>>5345098But like we're all dead tho
>>5345119yes we are all dead, only you are alive
>4 hours till first delaycan't wait
okay, what did I miss
>>5347997Have we become Skellingtons?
>>5347997Is RRP 2 out yet?what about SRP 4?
>>5348003Roll 1Dskeleton to see if you are skeletons>>5348004Skeleton Role PLaying 4
Rolled 24 (1d206)>>5348008I don't think skeleton has a mathematical equivalent, so I will just roll 1d-amount of bones in the human skeleton.
Rolled 152 (1d206)>>5348008there are 206 bones inside us, so rollan>Skeleton Role PLaying 4Don't you hate when everyhing uses same acronym? Can't wait for new AC game.
Rolled 26 (1d206)>>5348008Rattle my bones
>>5348018true spookiness is SRP4 budget
>>5348018Twinkle has awoken from her Schizo-Hospital episode to the Knights having been captured by some unknown entity.
>>5348022Hospital? Captured? Horse thief? What are you talking about? Nothing of the sort happened. Surely. You are all still in Tower City after managing to grab the grail.Don't mind the timer
>>5348025Ponder the existence of the timer.
>>5348025Poke the timer
>>5348025>>5348028Ponder the timer while leisurely leading the rest of the knights out of the city
>>5348025The tower is the hospital, we need to go back to the inn and relax
>>5348039>>5348029In any case, it's probably best to skedaddle>>5348030>>5348028Yes. This timer. Could it be how much time Twinkle has left before she dies for real and this entire reality is erased. Or perhaps it's how long until the forces from your order arrives. Who knows
>>5348044Alright, lets skiddadle then, who holds the grail again?
>>5348044Put my tanto through the timer to pin white bar in place
>>5348044Yes, The orderlies are on their way.
>>5348053Aright, we're all set then, get my ninja smoke bomb I bought for like five yen in a tourist shop
>>5348053Lets make haste then, Brothers! The hostile knights and the cult could still be around, we must leave at speed if we wish to escape this city alive.
>>5348062>>5348063That's right! Let's leave this place!...What's that the weeb got in his hands?
>>5348053>>5348063follow Gustaf's orders without any stealing, drag the hoe with us if she afk again
>>5348068A crowd is forming behind us! Chuck the weeb smoke bomb at them while escaping!
>>5348068More Meds, Take them!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5348076rolling to smoke any purely theoretical pursuers!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5348076We need to go back to the reality
>>5348076Take and CHUG em!
>>5348082ARE YOU APPROACHING ME
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5348076I am back from the store to roll low.
>>5348089Gustaf never disappoints
>>5348093IT'S ACTUALLY AN ACTUAL BOMB YOU FUCKING WEEB
>>5348093Weeb observes the retard get smoked
>>5348093Observe the smoke bomb detonate in Twinkles face.
>>5348094In the ninja school we called it "medicine for everything"
>>5348094>>5348096>>5348098Well good thing nobody lit the fuseRiiiiiight
>>5348101Uneventful. Let us leave now, we have wasted enough time already.
>>5348101>>5348102Yes, we leave the city and get this quest finished before OP disappears again
>>5348101What are you talking about, the fuse went off as I was preparing to hurl the damn thing at Twi- er, purely theoretical pursuers
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>5348102>>5348104Sure. Just roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5348107Toss it back at weeb so that he can larp having a bomb
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>5348107Behold, certain trouble.
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5348107Hmm.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5348107Rolling for seemingly no reason>>5348108It's covered in super glue. A trick I learned at Wall Mart.
>>5348107C O N S U M E
>>5348108>>5348109>>5348111You are all caught in the blast.Weeb and Twinkle. You have 10 HPGustaf. You have 16Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 1 = 5 (4d2)>>5348116
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 1 = 6 (4d2)>>5348116
Rolled 2, 1, 1, 1 = 5 (4d2)>>5348116
Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1 = 7 (4d2)>>5348116WHO THE FUCK SELLS ACTUAL BOMBS IN SOUVENIR SHOPS!?
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 2 = 6 (4d2)>>5348116twinkle gets extra damage for holding the bomb, right?
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 2 = 7 (4d2)>>5348116Shielded by being inside of twinkle :)
>>5348121To be fair it WAS a souvenir shop in Vietnam...
>>5348119>>5348121>>5348123Congrats to Twinkle and Weeb for having only 3 HP left. Gustaf still has 10 HPTHe explosion has also alerted the enemies chasing you to get the grail back
>>5348130Chase sequence! They still don't have line of sight, so if we sprint now we can still give them the slip.
>>5348130We got a window, surely my 100% legit nipponese ninja grappling hook and rope that I bought for ten yen are gonna get us out of this situation
>>5348132How good are you at sprinting
>>5348132>>5348130Que the getaway music
>>5348130Grapple hook Twinkle's neck and prepare to use her as a flail
>>5348133>>5348136>>5348137Jesus Weeb, one of your personalities is a raging misogynist
>>5348130It really is ok to let them catch you Twinkle.
>>5348135I ran around the waterway in the center of Tower City in two updates, I'd say that's fairly good.
>>5348138For some reason my bitches and whores personality keeps seeping through. I'm so dishonored by it.
Better resolve what you want to do between yourselves quick schizos, you can hear them approaching
>>5348147Don't forget to subscribe to Twinkle's OF
>>5348149We split up because it clearly works, also someone drag the Mobs
>>5348149Move! We must escape!
>>5348149Fucking leg it
>>5348150Nah the bitch is ugly as hell, plus she shouldn't be bitching about misogyny when she is a knight her self who is dishornoabur. I am just saying the bitches and whores personality is coming out.>>5348149Use grapling hook to drag the Mobs and run.
>>5348157Oh hey look. The mob's awake.So how do you nerds wanna split up this party
>>5348161>>5348159Never mind just naruto run out of there
>>5348161This way, Brothers! Down this alleyway.
>>5348161Leg it dammit, let fate split the party in ways it wants, we'll worry about it later
>>5348161Escape as a group, strength in numbers
>>5348161>>5348166Clearly we split by going down this alleyway
>>5348161RUN WITHOUT SPLITTING
>>5348168>>5348169>>5348171>>5348167>>5348166Quickly now! They're running after ya!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>5348177Drop some caltrops behind us to slow them down.
>>5348177Avoid running into walls
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>5348180>>5348182>>5348183>>5348185>>5348186Roll 1d100
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5348192
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5348192AAAAAAHHHH
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>5348192WARP
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5348192Hmm.
Rolled 60 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5348196>>5348192I can't believe you'd rig the dice this hard OP.
>>5348192Wait a sec, How long do I have left?
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5348192I wonder how does Twinkle feel about being chased by a boner
Congrats. You all made it out of the alley. The only thing that's faster than you right now is OP running away from dice rigging accusations
>>5348202QUICK FOLLOW THAT OP
>>5348202Activate Nitro and trample OP
>>5348202Follow OP in to the Backrooms of Tower City.
>>5348202WE ARE SPEED
>>5348202I feel the need...
>>5348202Intentionally trip and make it look like an accident
>>5348211Weeb hops over toppling lesbian
>>5348203>>5348204>>5348205>>5348207As you try to chase OP in order to arrest him for dice crimes, something or someone suddenly lands right in front of you in a thundering crash
>>5348216What in the Godesses name is this trickery!?
>>5348218>>5348220And what jumped down was....A. The rogue Elite Knight, here to whoop your assB. The rogue knights, here to whoop your assC. The Gnome, here to whoop your assD. One of the rogue knights, here to....befriend your assE. [insert option here]
>>5348235E. OP's secret boss form, the dice rigger
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>5348235Roll the die to determine outcome.
>>5348251>>5348243>>5348235Since I rolled E, I will back Anon's choice: A Cultist Knight has appeared to attempt to retake the Grail.
>>5348252rude and unoriginal!
>>5348235>A. The rogue Elite Knight, here to whoop your ass
>>5348235I go E for Eh whatever
>>5348243>>5348252Damn. No friendship found
>>5348273RUKIA'S EXECUTION GOT MOVED UP!
>>5348273Weeb unfolds his 9000dfold folded volcanized haiku zenblade and unleashes the I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING on that knight's ass
>>5348299WHAT IN THE GOD DAMNTHIS GUY IS THE MOB'S DAD?
>>5348299Did you get the milk?
>>5348299>.gifI thought your internet died again, turns out the wait was for quality instead.Prepare for an epic battle. I wish for good luck to Weeb and Twinkle who are both within one-shot range due to the bomb earlier.
>>5348302>>5348299He's all of our dads! I should have known Otousan! Are we all part of the undefeated east lineage!?
>>5348302>>5348308>>5348310>>5348309Papa never did came back with the milk when you think about it....wait. He's everyone's dad?!
>>5348313Yeah, we just hide that weeb's our brother cause he's a fucking weeb
>>5348313Does that mean we're all siblings? Like...half siblings? What a coincidence, it means I can pull on Lily's twintails!
>>5348316It's true, I was never invited for the mob games, because I was busy playing JRPGs
>>5348313Lies, I was brought up since birth within the Order soley to become a Warrior of Faith. You can not trick me, false one.
>>5348313Clearly, if this knight is father to Cain and Abel, he would be Adam, which is how he could be father to all of us
>>5348332Adam Knight? ... my god... just like my eastern scrolls of angels Adam and Lillith and boy who is a little bitch!
>>5348332>>5348327>>5348319>>5348316"My children......how's your moms doing? Everything good at home? I haven't been back in a while, so I hope things are going well."
>>5348342>>5348308YOU NEVER CAME BACK WITH THE MILK
>>5348342Respond with stern silence.
>>5348342Our mom's doing good, she's in knight retirement house for elderly knights, we also got a job!
>>5348344"That was a lesson, boy. If nobody's coming back with the milk, a true man will get the milk himself!">>5348348"Ah, that's good to hear then. See, Abel, be more like your brother">>5348346"And you...that boarding school didn't do you any favors huh"
>>5348355GET ANGRY AND BEAT HIS ASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5348355>>5348358WAIT BRO, THE MISSION, maybe dad knows a good inn
>>5348360he ain't my true dadhe wasn't there when we needed ithe wasn't there when we turned to alcohol bro
>>5348361Yes, but the mission bro! We are still being chased!
>>5348363This is the final boss fightWe gotta do this
>>5348365He is?>>5348355Dad, are you the final boss?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>5348358"Now THIS is a family reunion! Show me how strong you have become, boy"Roll 1d100You have +5 Power bonusHe has +30>>5348370>>5348362"Imma need that grail, son"
>>5348355Charge at my apparent fatherGotta make up for that rebellious phase I never got to have
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5348379Ah fuck I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU BRO
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5348379>nat 100 to beat himURAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 86 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5348379My faith is my shield
>>5348380Yeah sure roll 1d100+10 speed bonus
Rolled 24 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5348389stab
>>5348379You shall not have it. Return from whence you came, daemon spawn.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5348379Imma do that thing!
>>5348391>>5348387>>5348383>>5348381Cult Knight punches all of you at the same timeEveryone roll 3d2 to see how much damage you got from being punched by him. Twinkle. You have 7 HP due to having HP regenGustaf. You have 10 HPMob. You have 12 HP
Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d2)>>5348405AUGH
Rolled 1, 2, 1 = 4 (3d2)>>5348405Dang, he countered our "Stand in a straight line" attack
>>5348405OTOUSAN! PREASE STOP OKAASAN WILL BE SAD!
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d2)>>5348405
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>5348406>>5348407>>5348410Mob Knight(s): 9/12 HPLilly Knight: 3/10 Scythe Knight: 5/16 HP>>5348408Can you convince him?!Roll 1d100+5 Special Bonus for the WeebHe has +20 Will
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>5348419WE'LL TRY TO CONVINCE HIM TOOWITH ALCOHOL
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5348419Wait! I've got an idea! Dad! How about we sort this out like true men...by drinking until one of use passes out
>>5348419Cast Healing Light on the group while weeb tries to convince Cult Knight.
Rolled (1d00)>>5348419"Why did you leave us to become a Cult Knight?" Also how is that timer doing
>>5348425W-what did you roll?
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5348425>>5348427I am wise and smart and valuable
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>5348419
>>5348428OP is rigging the dice again
>>5348422>>5348420"Drinks will be served...after the fight. C'mon boys, I know you can take me">>5348428>>5348429Speaking of the time. Who here thinks they're the luckiest?>>5348424Roll 1d3 with your +5 bonus
>>5348445O I am sure I am because 1 time I got limited edition Lolisniffer figure in the gotcha machine in the mall!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>5348445"Well maybe we could beat you if you gave some advice. Like advice so good it gives a stat increase"Also I am lucky, because I believe in the dice so the dice believe in me
>>5348445I wish to test my blade, by using my ultimate Iaijutsu technique.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d3 + 5)>>5348445+5 Bonus is magnificent for buffs and heals.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5348445I'm lucky because misogyny.
>>5348446>>5348449Cuz Imma need one of youz to roll 1d10 and find out how many combat turns it takes before the timer runs out>>5348453Mob Knight(s):12/12 HPLilly Knight: 10/10Scythe Knight: 13/16 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5348458
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>5348460
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d4 + 5)>>5348458Empower the Knights with the Littany of Combat next. 1d4+5 Bonus to all Knight Actions for three turns.
>>5348458Look dad, I know we have a disagreement about the grail, but we are kinda being chased by a bunch of knights and I don't think it would be in your interest to have this turn into a massive melee instead of honorable family reunion fight
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>5348458
>>5348462>>5348464>>5348463>>5348478"Oh we have plenty of time to resolve this before they come. Now come at me with everything you got"He has 90 HPIf the timer runs out. Everything endsIf you beat him before the timer runs out, a different ending is unlockedIf you pick 10 turns for the timer then everything will proceed as isIf you pick 4 turns then everyone gets a +10 to their attack rolls
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>5348482Ahhhhh fuck, what do choose? I'll let dice decideAs for the attack...hey bro, lets double time, get on my shoulders, he won't be able to parry attack from both the front AND above!
>>5348482I say go with the 10 turns
>>5348482Different Ending. Myster Box! It must be unlocked!
>>5348494Can we quicksave?
>>5348495We should also look up a guide online
>>5348495Suuuuure. Go ahead and save.
>>5348501What the? The game's menu is losing features. Busted piece of crap. Who made this garbage?
>>5348501Easy does it. Just gonna push the save button real quick.
>>5348501WAAAIT A MINUTE, DID WE HAVE ALREADY HAVE A SAVE FILE?!
>>5348501LEMME FIX IT GUYS>Weeb punches the screen so hard the OP falls out
>>5348510I have no idea what you're talking about.Anyway. have you nerds decided how many turns you wanna try and beat the final boss in?10 or 4
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>5348516eh dice decide for me1 is 10 2 is 4Captcha = K4PP4
>>5348516>I have no idea what you're talking about.You mean that like, you don't understand me? Or that you are hiding something? Because you are hiding something you always are, open load files!
>>534851910 = 40 attacks 1d1004 = 16 attacks 1d100+10>>5348516WE TAKE 10 TURNS
>>5348523I said the dice decide, not logical thinkingBut the dice do agree with you
>>5348531My dice also said 10 turns
You have 10 turns to beat him.Turn 1 goCurrent active Bonus: +6 from Gustaf's Combat Litany. 3 turns remaining
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>5348535Shistu matsu slashu!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5348535LETS GO, DOUBLE ATTACK FROM TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>5348535Slash him in the balls
>>5348535Strike this man down!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>5348535Time to reap
Rolled 56, 10, 80 = 146 (3d100)>>5348536>>5348538>>5348543Roll 1d100 against each of my roll. Sequence goes Weeb -> Mob -> Scythe +8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight +5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight+30 For the Cult Knight
Rolled 28 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5348555
Rolled 94 + 11 (1d100 + 11)>>5348555afugafugafugafugafug
Rolled 25 + 19 (1d100 + 19)>>5348555
Rolled 54 + 19 (1d100 + 19)>>5348555Damn this boss is powerful as hell. Or OP is just rigging the dice again.
Rolled 89 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5348555bro
>>5348558>>5348561>>5348563The Weeb and MOb hits while The Scythe Knight misses!Mob roll 1d4 to see how much damage you did+5 Power BonusWeeb roll 1d3 to see how much damage you did+8 Power Bonus
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d3 + 8)>>5348578
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d4 + 5)>>5348578Come on baby FOUR
Note to self: Cut Twinkle's braids later
Rolled 6, 64, 68 = 138 (3d100)>>5348582>>5348581He has 73 HP left. And oh shit it's 5:30 AM. I gotta sleep. Right after this turn ends.So everyone roll 1d100. He's gonna retaliate. The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to maximum 2 people if he connects+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight+30 For the Cult Knight
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d100 + 11)>>5348592DAMN YOU +30 BONUUUUS
Rolled 80 + 19 (1d100 + 19)>>5348592That +30 Bonus is going to kill us. We need to cripple him somehow so his bonus goes down.
Rolled 19 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5348592goodnight OP
Rolled 86 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5348592Spend Mana to cast skill: Amakakeru Ryū no Hirameki
>>5348595>>5348597>>534860068 + 30 = 98 against 86 + 14 = 10064 + 30 = 94 against 80 + 19 = 996 + 30 = 36 against 19 + 11 = 30The Mob was hit!Mob Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took+30 bonus since you get to add Power bonus to damage so he does tooJust kiddingOr am I
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2 = 7 (4d2)>>5348611AUGH
>>5349039we on like donkey kong?
>>5349166What a shame
ARE WE ON?
>>5351480damn, how much health do we have left?
>>5351483Summary of last round:Cult Knight: 73/90 HPLilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 5/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HP
>>5351498DRINK A BEER TO RECOVER SOME HEALTHbut also, where the fuck are my friends
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5351498
>>5351501THEY'RE ALL DEAD.IT'S GONNA BE A #CULTKNIGHTSWEEP BABY
>>5351506NO DON'T LET HIM MORB>>5351505OKAY THERE WE GO
Rolled 43 (1d100)Anyway. >>5351501Roll 1d5 to see how much HP you recovered>>5351505Roll 1d100 to hit him+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight +30 For the Cult Knight
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>5351511cheers
Rolled 22 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5351511
Rolled 11, 75 = 86 (2d100)>>5351519>>5351513Mob Knight: 10/12 HPNow Both of you Roll 1d100 to defend against his counter attack. Highest roll against his highest, lowest roll against his lowest+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+30 For the Cult Knight
Rolled 62 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5351525
>>5351525Has the website stopped shitting the bed? Will it let me post?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5351525URAAAAAAAAH
>>5351532Weeb Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
Rolled 1, 1, 2, 1 = 5 (4d2)>>5351551Good night.
>>5351553I wonder what would happen if nobody rolled for an hour
>>5351553Summary of Turn 2:Cult Knight: 73/90 HPLilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 5/10 HPMob Knight: 10/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HP
>>5351566WEEBNOOOOOOGET A POWER UP FROM SEEING OUR FRIENDS GET HURT
>>5351566Brothers, we must attempt a crippling attack to lower Cult Knights bonus. Aim for the knees to debilitate him.
>>5351566>>5351567WEEB YESGET A POWER UP FROM SEEING THE DUMB WEEB GET HURT
>>5351578>>5351567>>5351571Yeah but do you really care enough about the weeb that seeing him get hurt would motivate you?
>>5351582even though he's a weeb, he's our brother against our abusive father that wasn't here for our entire life
>>5351582BOUNCING TOO MUCH ARIMASU!
>>5351582No. They only care because we snatched the Grail from Gustaf when he wasn't looking and are gonna drink from it if we die during this battle.
>>5351582Yeah probably not, but it is worth a chuckle>>5351585Wait how could was he both abusive if we have never met him? Did he send us mean letters once a month?
>>5351582HOOK ONTO MOB, SWING 720° AND COME FLYING AT THE CULT KNIGHT WITH KATANA READY>>5351592Weeb stole no grail
>>5351585>>5351593>>5351592Could it be that Abel is imagining abuse that were never there?! Is he the real schizo?!WAS CAIN EVEN REAL?!
>>5351600Gasp! That means Dad isn't real either!
>>5351600>>5351602nah they are both realalso be a professional like me and have you schizophrenic meltdown outside of combat
>>5351600Hook onto Abel, swing 720° and come flying at the cult knight ready to deliver a devastating attack
>>5351600that's probably the alcohol, get real OP
>>5351606IS OP EVEN REAL?!Anyway the weeb wanna do this for turn 3 >>5351605What are you other nerds doing
>>5351611ATTACK CULT KNIGHT FROM BOTH SIDES
>>5351611Attempt a crippling strike to lower the Bonus DC that Cult Knight gets.
>>5351612Ah sweet, free kinetic energy
>>5351611While the weeb goes high I go from below to stab him Cultist Knight in his crotch I don't want more siblings
Rolled 44, 94, 24, 98 = 260 (4d100)>>5351612>>5351614>>5351618>>5351619Roll 1d100 each. His roll order is against Mob -> Scythe -> Weeb -> Lilly+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob KnightCrippling attacks get no stat bonuses:6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight+30 For the Cult Knight
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5351627URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>5351627I can't beat this so I just won't roll.
Rolled 83 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5351627
>>5351631LET'S FUCKING GO WEEB
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5351627I COME LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL MOTHERFUUUUCKERR
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5351627>>5351630Roll anyway coward
he Weeb hits!Weeb roll 1d3 to see how much damage you did+8 Power Bonus and +5 momentum bonus
Rolled 3 + 13 (1d3 + 13)>>5351654clang
>>5351657DAMN NICE DAMAGE BRO
>>5351658Thanks for momentum, brother Abel.
Rolled 19, 92, 81, 25 = 217 (4d100)>>5351657Cult Knight: 57/90 HP everyone roll 1d100. He's gonna retaliate. The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to maximum 2 people if he connects+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight+10 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>5351664LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5351664spam rolls to dodge
Rolled 18 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5351664YAAAAA>>5351666show-off
>>5351664>forgot to put the 30 bonus in the postWhoops my mystake, lemme put it back
Rolled 24 + 19 (1d100 + 19)>>5351664Hmm.
>>5351672hey wait a minutewe might lose weeb if his attack connectsuh oh
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5351664
>>5351675Cultist Knight wouldn't kill any of his own kids right? He seems like a good guyBesides the evil cult he is running
>>5351683What is this nerd shit OP? There isn't even a funny skeleton in here
>>5351683Recode the +30 to -30 on Cultis Knight
>>5351685But that would be 2spooky
>>5351693what's our perks sayshare the whole thing
>>5351693Ah I see, I understand now, hmm, hmm, hmmm...I like the without +30 bonus one better
>>5351685Its actually a hidden Easter egg. If you add up Lilly, Mob, and Scythe Knights rolls you get 206, which is the amount of bones in the human body
>>5351693Cult Knight has no bonus because Weeb punctured his fucking lung last turn
>>5351701YOU BETRAY ME, SKELETON, WHY
>>5351701this is fine
>>53517032spooky2betrustedAnyway since the Mob and Scythe knights are the lowest. They got punched in the faceRoll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
>>5351701Get the crow bar!
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2 = 7 (4d2)>>5351707oof
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 = 5 (4d2)>>5351707Or, perhaps, we could bribe him with milk
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 = 5 (4d2)>>5351707Hmm.
End of Turn 3:Cult Knight: 57/90 HPLilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 5/10 HPMob Knight: 5/12 HPScythe Knight: 11/16 HPLitany of Combat has run out
>>5351720Can I re-apply the Litany of Combat or is it still on Cooldown?
>>5351720Shit boys, we gotta heal AGAIN
>>5351720>>5351722Distract the Cultist Knight to give everyone time to heal
>>5351721Odds or Evens
>>5351723BOYSLET'S COMBINE OUR HEALING ITEMS INTO A FULL COURSE MEAL
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>5351726Lessee. If it's Evens then you can re apply it again right now.Odds then it needs another turn cooldown
>>5351720>>5351725Weeb prepares a masterclass sushi with Mob
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d4 + 5)>>5351727Well then I'll re-apply it right away.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>5351723Alright. First thing first.Twinkle will attempt to distract the Cult Knight so the party has time to heal.Roll 1d100+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight+30 Bonus for the Cult Knight
>>5351735I tell the Cultist Knight that there is a girl I wanna ask out and I want adviceIf that doesn't work then try dodging
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5351738fug didn't roll
>>5351740>69nicemaybe OP will have mercy on you
>>5351740"You have somebody you like?! Well, hmmmm, I suppose you can...."Meanwhile.Weeb and Mob roll 1d5
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>5351750
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>5351750Using ninjutsu to dislocate his pelvis
>>5351753>>5351754WE GOT A FIVE
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>5351750
Rolled 58, 18, 83, 44 = 203 (4d100)With your powers combined, you've managed to craft a meal that would heal the party for 8 HP once.But then the Cult Knight notices it!"Twinkle! You sly knight! You were trying to distract me!"He then slams his foot on the ground, cause a massive shockwave. everyone roll 1d100.The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. The shockwave will hit everyone it manages to connect with+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight+30 for the Cult KnightNote: if it hits either the Mob or the Weeb, the healing meal will lose 3 and 5 heal amount, respectively.It it hits both then the knights drop the sushi on the floor, ruining it
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5351762OH SHIT BROTHERSPOP THE SUSHI IN OUR MOUTH BEFORE IT HITS US
Rolled 73 + 19 (1d100 + 19)>>5351762"Okay it was as a distraction, but I could still use the advice"
Rolled 22 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5351762o no
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5351762no not the fucking sushiiiiii
Rolled 93 + 23 (1d100 + 23)>>5351762Hmmmmm.
Rolled 79 + 17 (1d100 + 17)>>5351762
Everyone managed to dodge the shockwave! All except the Mob Knight(s)First things first, everyone was healed for 5 HP:Lilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 10/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HPBut then Mob Knight will need to roll a 4d3 to see how much damage you took
Rolled 3, 3, 1, 2 = 9 (4d3)>>5351780it's only fair that mob knights tank the damage so the rest of the team can win
>>5351787End of Turn 4:Cult Knight: A CULTILLION HPLilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 1/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HP
>>5351791JESUSBRING OUT OUR HARD LIQUOR WE GOTTA GET SAUCED UP
>>5351791Again, Brothers! Another crippling strike!
>>5351791>>5351793I will also do a crippling strike
>>5351791Kick Twinkle at him so she can cut his dick off
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5351798This first,roll 1d100
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>5351808
>>5351811Suddenly the Weeb kicks Twinkle for some reason, throwing her off balance - giving her a -5 debuff this turn
>>5351814This isn't one your eastern scrolls weeb! This is real life!
Rolled 10, 44 = 54 (2d100)And now, the Scythe Knight and Lilly Knight will attempt to deal crippling blows to the Cult KnightRoll 1d100+9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight+9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight+30 for the Cult Knight
>>5351818Meant to go for the ass, not spine. Please forgive the mighty samurai maam Twinkle. *chuckles*
Rolled 58 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5351823Smite this heathen!
Rolled 69 + 4 (1d100 + 4)>>5351823stab
>>5351826I would be happy about another 69, but that means the bastard beat me by 1Assuming it is still his highest vs our highest and so on
>>5351829Didn't you have a +10 stat bonus?
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>5351825>>5351826Twinkle missed!But Gustaf managed to slice him in the leg! He's got a -10 debuff for [my roll] turnsAlso Gustaf roll 1d2 to see how much damage you did +5 innate bonus
>>5351831No stat bonuses on crippling attacksSee >>5351627
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d2 + 5)>>5351832This is the beginning of the end for you, heretic.
>>5351832Weeb turns on power saving.(i go sleep, good luck rollen)
Rolled 90 (1d100)AND THEN. The Mob rummages through their sack of alcohol, to get that REAL special brewRoll 1d100+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+20 for the Cult Knight
Rolled 17 + 14 (1d100 + 14)>>5351846This shit ain't fair
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5351846yo let me get that natty 100
>>5351857The Cult Knight will intercept! By.....Roll 1d100If odds: he snatches your super duper special brew from youIf evens: he snatches another bottle from your sackIf tens: he throws a brick at your bottle, breaking it
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5351858ODDS BOY COME ON
>>5351859Incredible work, Brother Abel!
>>5351859He's gonna chug it! And it will:A. Heal himB. Give him a stat boostC. Heal AND give him a stat bosstD. Give him a stat boost and a debuffE. Ascend him to his final formF. Taste like strawberries
>>5351866F.WRONG ONE MOTHERFUCKERTHAT'S THE MIXERWE DRINK STRAIGHT
>>5351867"Ah, but you see my son....I love juice. It's good for the body"+99 to all stats
>>5351869OH NOWHAT ABOUT OUR OWN BREW
>>5351870Nah I'm just kidding.But Imma need you to roll 1d6 to see what actually happens tho.With 1 = A, 2=B and so on
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>5351874give me a 3 or a 5, chief
>>5351875Alright. I'll let all of you decide what his stat boost is:A. I roll a 1d10 and that's how much bonus he gets for 4 turnsB. If his attacks connects it gets a +5 to damageC. you give OP all of your money for some reason
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>5351877I see no choice but to roll for it
>>5351879>>5351877The die hath spoken. OP recives all the money the Knights have.
>>5351879He chugged the special wine! It seemingly has no effect....or does it?In any case, End of Turn 5: Cult Knight: 51/90Lilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 1/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HP
>>5351885well, we are still at 1 HPnot looking good
>>5351885Now while he is weakened I will stab him with my stabby sword
>>5351885We must take advantage of his debuff. Strike him with a heavy attack.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5351885Super slashu!
>>5351885ATTACK CULT KNIGHT TO RECLAIM OUR BREW
Rolled 4, 86, 94, 27 = 211 (4d100)>>5351894>>5351893>>5351890>>5351889everyone roll 1d100.The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest.+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight+20 For the Cult Knight
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>5351903LET ME GET THOSE HIGH ROLLSTHE MOB WILL CARRY
Rolled 88 + 22 (1d100 + 22)>>5351903That's a nasty 94. Weeb and Twinkle should have it easy though.
>>5351908DAMN 4 OFF
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5351903
>>5351903Did my last roll count cuz I still win.
>>5351915>cuz I still win.wat
>>5351924damn what a retard
>>5351924Oh you use real math
Unfortunately all the knights missedHe will now counterattackeveryone roll 1d100.The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to 2 knights if he connects+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight+20 For the Cult Knight
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>5351929URAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 100 + 17 (1d100 + 17)>>5351929
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>5351929
>>5351933Did I win this time? My math has been off all day
>>5351934nice twinklemob is literally on 1 hp
Rolled 21 + 22 (1d100 + 22)>>5351924>>5351929I see you cheating Twinkle out of that hit by swapping her opposing roll with the Mobs roll.>>5351933Should've rolled a new die for the attack roll.
Rolled 40, 3, 58, 42 = 143 (4d100)Oh shit forgot my dice
fellas, we need to do a massive combination attack while he's still weak
>>5351938I don't Op would have let me do that
>>5351938>swapping her opposing roll with the Mobs roll.wat
Turns out everyone be missing this turnTurn 6 ends with nothing new happening: Cult Knight: 51/90Lilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 1/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HP
>>5351962A combine super duper attack!