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OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.

4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Control a knight by just putting "[x] Knight [whatever]" into your name field so we'd know which team you're on.

Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight

Having taken back the Holy Grail from vile cultists, the knights had no time to celebrate! As The Lilly Knight, Twinkle, has absconded with said grail! It's Knight against Knight now as each one of them fight for control of the grail!

previous threds: https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5334602
Throwing out the Perfect Cast.
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>>5334602
Where are we now
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>>5334618
You're about to get plot-hooked. Literally.
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>>5334602
Ponder the situation
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>>5334602
nana korobi ya oki...
>>5334618
nothing personnel, フェモイド
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>>5334618
>>5334613
>>5334622
>>5334635
>>5334624
This is the general position of the knights in Tower City right now.

Currently, The Lilly Knight is still on the run, while the weeb has apparently managed to perform a secret technique that will help somehow

Also the Scythe Knight sent a message to somewhere via pigeon mail, kinda sus
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>>5334640
Search for a shortcut
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>>5334640
We can't beat the lesbian in a foot race, so grab the nearest horse
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>>5334640
Weeb throws the hook at the fleeing lesbo.
Ricochet it off the mob's horse for hyper speed.
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>>5334643
Roll 1d100 to look for a shortcut against my first roll
>>5334645
Roll 1d100 to look for a horse, against my second roll
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5334648
horse time
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>>5334648
you forgot orkuzashi you circular ricedigger
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>>5334649

>>5334650
Forgetting is a myth
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>>5334659
Ah yes the horse horse, twice as much horse as a single horse.

Mount the horse horse and chase after afk Lily
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5334648
>>5334659
Hmmmm
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>>5334659
HOOK
TWINKLE
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>>5334661
>>5334662
>>5334665
Ah hah! Twinkle has found a shortcut! Cutting through this back alley should reduce the time she needs to descend Tower City an--huh, feels like something's tugging at her clothes
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>>5334673
Take it out
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>>5334673
PULL HER IN
PULL HER IN
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>>5334673
Observe the Perfect Cast
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>>5334675
>>5334679
The Lilly Knight is being reeled!

Roll 1d100 against eachother
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5334682
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Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5334682
PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT
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>>5334685
wow
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>>5334685
Impressive
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>>5334685
>natural 100
the forces of weeb misogyny have won
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>>5334686
>>5334690
You get what you fucking deserve
>>5334688
Restrain the female
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>>5334685
>>5334686
Harnessing the powers of weebshit, ancient fighting techniques and misogyny, the weeb manages to somehow pull Twinkle all the way back up to where the knights are
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5334693
HOLD ONTO THE GRAIL BEFORE WEEB'S STUPID ACTION MAKES IT FLY OUT OF OUR HANDS
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>>5334693
Aid the Weeb in restraining the raging lesbian and securing the Grail.
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>>5334693
Weeb restrains the wild hoe with Gustaf
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>>5334696
>>5334698
>>5334700
loud hissing

Roll 1d100 against eachother

+10 Bonus for the Lilly Knight
+8 For the weeb Knight
and an 8+5 = 13 for the Scythe Knight
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5334711
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
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Rolled 56 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5334711
Get 'er done!
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Rolled 99 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5334711
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM
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>>5334718
How does he do it?
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>>5334718
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Mob roll
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>>5334718
OH SHIT THE GRAIL
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>>5334733
CATCH IT!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5334733
YOU IDIOTS CATACH IT BEFORE IT LANDS IN A LIQUID
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5334733
Mobbed this grail real quick
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>>5334733
Thank god Gustaf stays vigilant and the Mob are on the horse
>Continue restraining Twinkle so the history doesn't repeat itself
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5334736
>>5334740
OOOOH SHITTTTT
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Rolled 69 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5334746
If I could only reach harder!
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>>5334746
So while you're holding me, Weeb, just to let you know that you won't be getting weeb powers from the grail if either of them take the grail.
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>>5334748
Nice.
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>>5334750
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>>5334748
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>>5334772
Good, at least it's not in the hands of the WEEB.
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>>5334772
Cover up the Grail again before it's corrupting influence can gain hold over someone else.
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>>5334772
Open trap door snag the grail cartoon shenanigans style
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>>5334780
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>>5334784
Weeb opens trap door, throws Twinkle inside and keeps his alter-ego in check
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>>5334784
Dang, welp let's get it back to our respective king
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>>5334784
Make sure Twinkle is secured neatly inside the Trap Door.
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>>5334787
You're not wrong
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>>5334786
>>5334787
>>5334790
what trap door
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>>5334784
Secretly sneak away
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Put >>5334793 in >>5334792.
OP boutta get smothered by lesbian ass.
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>>5334792
The one behind you
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>>5334797
Take your meds, weeb, you're hallucinating
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>>5334800
Take meds
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>>5334792
Secure the Grail to our belt with some rope.
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>>5334800
GOTTA GET A GRIP
>Grab OP
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>>5334803
Don't forget to tie the hoe to a lantern
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5334800
>>5334793
what is this foreboding feeling that we're not finished with the plot yet
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>>5334802
>>5334804
Of course. Your king gave these to you. Gotta focus. Gotta get a grip, weeb.

>>5334803
The grail is now tied to Gustaf's belt. Hopefully this does not lead to pants-based shenanigans

>>5334807
Also the Lily knight is trying to sneak away.

Everyone roll 1d100

+10 Speed bonus for Twinkle
+6 Will(Perception) for the Weeb
7+5 = 12 for the Scythe Knight
+10 for the Mob
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5334811
And by sneak away I mean hide before the plot comes to us like a wave
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5334811
Unsure if he can trust the voices in his head, Weeb grabs Twinkle and feeds her the meds. Just to be safe.
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Rolled 84 + 12 (1d100 + 12)

>>5334811
Hmm.
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>>5334816
dropped my +6
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5334811
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Rolled 82 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5334811
I use the mob look at stuff technique
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>>5334816
>>5334817
>>5334827
>>5334814
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>>5334833
>>5334820
Now, while I've got her! Weeb, force-feed her the medication!
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>>5334833
oh no
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>>5334833
Feed Twinkle the strange pill for science
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>>5334835
>>5334838
Good idea. Winners don't do drugs, so if we give Twinkle the drugs she can't win
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>>5334841
An excellent deduction, Brother Cain! We shall defeat Twinkle the Lesbo with the knowledge of After-School Specials!
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>>5334841
>>5334838
>>5334837
>>5334835
>>5334833
Do what needs to be done
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>>5334844
Mayhaps Twinkle would like to roll 1d100 to attempt an escape
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>>5334848
UHHH
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Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5334848
No, no she wouldn't. She needs this medication. It's for her own good.
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>>5334848
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>>5334849
>>5334850
>>5334852
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>>5334858
I CAN SEE...EVERYTHING...
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>>5334850
Watch out, she can see the grail.
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>>5334859
"Well that's good. How are you feeling today?"
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>>5334875
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>>5334875
Was this quest taking place entirely inside Twinkle's mind?
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>>5334879
You will never know......at least until next time when thread continues. Cuz it's late and I gotta sleep.

See you all next time on Hospital Quest

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5334875
>>5334879
>>5334877
the knioght timeline was an illusion all along
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>>5334882
gn OP
thanks for bread
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>>5334882
>inb4 OP doubles down on hospital quest and twinkle being a schizo
no fucking way
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>>5334928
What if every quest OP has made is just in Twinkles brain?
What if OP is Twinkle? It explains why she is so gay
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>>5334931
also what if the mob knights are just regular dudes or nurses that are just alcoholics?
I honestly think we might be done with the main plot of knight quest
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>>5334882
Heeyyyyy...that's not a medic knight! What kind of run down joint are they running here?
Also dammit I'm late again!
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>>5334931
>>5334934
That german schrink is what I imagine Oppenheimer would look like without the helmet.
>>5334939
Don't worry, I carried this session. With OP's special dice.
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>>5334946
>>5334934
It all makes sense now. Twinkle has been confined to Knight-Saint Lilly's Home for the Mentally Deranged this whole time. Gustaf is the shrink, the Mob are nurses and Orkuzashi is another one of the nutcases locked in here with Twinkle. OP's lore is deep like the Mariana Trench.
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>>5334983
Weeb is the shady drug supplier.
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>>5342067
lol he dead
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>>5342070
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>>5342072
We must all mourn for nameless anon
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>>5342073
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>>5342075
OH SHIT A SKELETON GO BACK TO MENTAL HOSPITAL
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>>5342077
You're going to the bone zone, jimbo
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>>5342081
NO LOLISNIFFER FORGIVE ME THEY TOLD ME IT WAS-
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>>5342082
Twinkle wakes up from the skeleton-based nightmare
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>>5342083
whuzzat where's the grail where's everyone
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>>5342083
Start drinking in the background
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>>5342083
or has she
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>>5342088
Lolisniffer???
wait where are
is this fucking skeleton island
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>>5342088
Hope this is a dream or a script mix-up with some skeleton quest sequel (name pending)
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>>5342093
>>5342094
"Hm? Is something wrong?"
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>>5342097
YO LOOK AROUND THE ROOM LILY KNIGHT
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>>5342097
N-no, just uh, groggy from waking up
>>5342084
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>>5342099
>>5342100
"The grail? That's a new one. Tell me about this "grail", if you don't mind"
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>>5342107
Wait, where the fuck is this, and why is this nurse chugging beer
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>>5342107
>>5342109
hey alcohol's allowed in a hospital
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>>5342109
>>5342110
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>>5342113
uhhh...
quickly stash the flask in our pocket and start playing that knight game on our phone
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>>5342113
Wait now I remember, your four bozos grabbed me and forcefed me that experimental drug that weeb guy happened to have!
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>>5342114
"Control yourself, nurse. I swea--
>>5342117
-- Excuse me, what?"
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>>5342119
Oh, she's talking about that anime shirt wearing nutso next door Doc.
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>>5342119
All I remember is an argument and then something about knights and quest...how long has it been
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>>5342121
"Oh. That guy"

"I DEMAND MY ANIMES. SUBS > DUBS. WHERE ARE THE FAIR MAIDENS. I NEED THEM TO JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER"
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>>5342125
FUCKING weeb.
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>>5342125
Fucking WEEB.
>>5342123
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>>5342127
"You've been asleep for a few days. Can you tell me what you remember?"
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>>5342130
proceed to recap the quest
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>>5342130
She was talking about this grail thing in her sleep. Almost obsessed with it.
>>5342133
it's just like this videogame I was playing...
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>>5342133
>>5342134
"Hmmm....right....right...a City that's a tower?...I see....You were seeking this grail?....Cultists?.....A muscular super powered ass?.....You were planning to yoink the grail the whole time?.....Interesting...."
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>>5342139
Also the other knights had your names
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>>5342139
>>5342142
Raise an eyebrow to that
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>>5342142
>>5342143
The nurse is intrigued. He wonders if he was at least a cool knight
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>>5342145
He liked beer. Like his brother.
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>>5342145
>>5342146
How the hell do you know my brother? He's not even a nurse
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>>5342147
>>5342125
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>>5342148
>>5342147
It seems Nurse Abel has alcohol-induced amnesia.

He may or may not be admitted into the hospital too soon enough
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>>5342155
Slap ourself awake
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>>5342156
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>>5342157
uh what about gustav
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>>5342157
>>5342158
Seems our Gustav player isn't here...
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>>5342125
Oh god oh no oh fuckohhellnaw
Can I reroll my character?
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>>5342158
>>5342159
He's in a better place now
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>>5342160
bro you can't reroll in real life
>>5342161
GOD DAMN IT THE WEEB IS LOOSE
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>>5342161
Wait then who the fuck is the doctor
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>>5342164
I mean the player
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>>5342168
pour one for our missing gustav player
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>>5342168
I know the player is missing but why is the doctor an npc
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>>5342162
This isn't real life cause Cain and Abel have a job and the fat pig you call "Weeb" isn't in his parent's basement fucking a cumstained Twinklepillow. We're in matrix.
>>5342168
I'm sure he's with us spiritually.
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>>5342171
>the fat pig you call "Weeb" isn't in his parent's basement fucking a cumstained Twinklepillo
meanwhile back in the knight timeline, everyone stares at Weeb Knight like they regret ever associating with him
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>>5342170
You're right.

Everyone. Twinkle the mental patient is the only PC now.

Everyone else will be NPCs
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>>5342173
hey wait a minute this is a multiplayer quest, OP
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>>5342173
clearly that means prewritten lines
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>>5342172
Sounds like someone wants to be bodyslammed in the hospital bed.
>>5342173
Weeb fights mental friction that tells him to obey and attempts to get out of bed with malicious intent.
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>>5342174
And now you're all the voices inside her head
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>>5342179
YO TWINKLE
ESCAPE THE ROOM
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>>5342179
ESCAPE
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>>5342179
rent free
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>>5342181
>>5342182
The doctor and nurse don't like that look you're givin' em
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>>5342187
BURST OUT OF THE ROOM
ESCAPE THE HOSPITAL
GET THE GRAIL
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>>5342187
>>5342189
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>>5342189
>>5342192
Roll for it
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>>5342205
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>>5342209
hot damn
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>>5342205
SNAP OUT OF IT
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>>5342209
"FUCK! SHE GOT LOOSE!"

"ALERT THE STAFF"

You have managed to slip past the doctor and nurse, you are now in the hallway
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>>5342224
Meanwhile everyone left
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>>5342372
Everyone was banished into the shadowrealm. Including OP
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>>5342375
escape from the shadow realm
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>>5342375
Main characters don't go to the shadow realm
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>>5342397
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>>5342408
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>>5342419
Oh shit it's another nurse
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>>5342424
does he look like the previous one
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>>5342428
Well you can't really tell from behind
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>>5342435
Does he carry alcohol in a bottle?
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>>5342435
Sneak past
Also do we have any idea where we the exit is?
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>>5342441
>>5342443
Roll 1d100
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>>5342453
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5342453
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>>5342457
>>5342459
We make a good team
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>>5342461
Yes we do, drunk voice in my head
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>>5342453
Ah, there she is. Miss, you must return to the ward at once.
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>>5342459
>>5342457
Now where did that water cooler come from. THE NURSES ARE COMING DUE TO THE NOISE, ROLL 1d100
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5342468
Pretend to be a staff member...or maybe youare...who knows
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>>5342468
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>>5342469
"Quick! She went thatta way!" you yelled

"Thanks!" answered the other nurses
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>>5342488
Check your objectives
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>>5342492
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>>5342488
Go back to the ward you were in. Maybe you are insane considering all the voices in your head screaming at you all the time. It's probably best to remain and let the good Doctor help you.
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>>5342503
>>5342504
Shut up voice in my head, I have a sneaking suspicion you guys were the cause of it to begin with
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>>5342507
Shouting at the voices in your head is an unhealthy practice, Lily. You need help.
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>>5342503
>>5342507
No we are your friends.
Also for the escape objective I have an idea. Maybe we should jump out of a window.
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>>5342507
>>5342510
>>5342515
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>>5342516
GET A GRIP
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>>5342518
>>5342516
Yes, get a grip and return back to the nice hospital bed.
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>>5342516
GOTTA GET A GRIP
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>>5342520
Shut up square.
We gotta do cool things. Like drink beer and get a friend who wears the same outfit as us and has the same personality
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>>5342522
>>5342518
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>>5342540
End up going on a psychedelic trip involving the four other knights as animals
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>>5342540
Search the surrounding area for an exit
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>>5342546
>>5342548
Roll 1d100 to find an exit through this miasma of the mind

-20 due to not having a grip
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>>5342563
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>>5342563
bark
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>>5342565
wait, one of the dog mob is pointing somewhere
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>>5342577
RUN
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>>5342577
Go the opposite direction, the Mob Dogs have always had a terrible sense of direction.
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>>5342577
Go though the exit Twinkle If that is your real name.
That's what all the cool people do
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>>5342580
>>5342581
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>>5342589
Let's ask the cat-
"WOMEN ARE ONLY MADE FOR MAKING DINNER"
Let's not
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>>5342589
Hey, you can trust me, I am the representation of friendship and risk taking. The Eagle is probably the representation of something lame, like responsibility or duty.
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>>5342594
>>5342589
Mark my words, you will regret following the temptation of the dog.
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>>5342592
>>5342594
>>5342604
And the Cat is the representation of Rampant Misogyny
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>>5342606
We don't need the cats opinion, just walk though the exit door where there are absolutely no plot twists
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>>5342606
And Lilly Knight is a representation of your Not-So-Latent Homosexuality
>>5342610
Yes, the door that might actually be a window
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>>5342613
>>5342610
Surely there's no plot twists behind thiiiis door
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>>5342616
KICK IT DOWN
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>>5342616
Plot twist happens
Lilly Knight is behind the door
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5342617
>>5342619
In any case, roll 1d100 to open the door
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5342627
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5342627
bark
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5342627
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
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>>5342630
>>5342631
Man the dogs are really gungho
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>>5342630
And then....A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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>>5342637
come on OP, that's not the real thing
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>>5342637
NANI
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>>5342637
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>5342637
Holy shit a skeleton
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>>5342638
OH MY GOD

2 SKELETONS
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>>5342643
not lolisniffer though, that would be really scary
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>>5342643
at least it's not three skeletons
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>>5342645
>>5342645
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>>5342647
get your shit together, twinkle
what's actually through the door?
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>>5342647
Must be another one of those hallucinations, enter the exit
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>>5342651
>>5342653
OH MY GOD....it's the stairs
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>>5342664
alright, go down the stairs
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>>5342664
Fall down the stairs.
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>>5342664
Descend downards as the eagle and dogs argue while the cat tries to goad you into throwing yourself down
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>>5342669
What, now you're with the cat?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5342668
>>5342669
>>5342671
Your head keeps on hurting.

Roll 1d100 to descend
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5342681
MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB
>>
Rolled 72 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5342681
Lets fall!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5342681
tumble
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>>5342683
>>5342684
>>5342685
THE CAT IS PLEASED
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>>5342684
Amazing tumbling skills on display
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>>5342692
I mean we still have all that agility right
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>>5342692
really doesn't fit the nimbleness of twinkle
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>>5342694
>>5342695
Or perhaps Twinkle the Lilly is the ideal self Twinkle the mental wishes to have. A form that is nimble. Agile. Battle ready. elegant.A lesbian.
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>>5342703
Well this twinkle is definitely one of these.
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>>5342703
Probably a lesbian.
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>>5342706
>>5342707
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>>5342714
LETS find that grail
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>>5342714
The noise alerted the staff to Twinkles location.
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>>5342714
Right then.
>>5342716
Maybe?
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>>5342715
>>5342716
>>5342722
Better move it, people definitely heard
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>>5342729
let's find a fancy car
maybe that doctor's?
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>>5342729
>>5342730
Crime is the way to go. After all we totally have the abillity to jack a car
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>>5342730
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>>5342742
Horse time
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>>5342742
OH SHIT A HORSE
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>>5342746
>>5342747
What horse
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>>5342761
Damn thee OP

Take whatever car is unlocked
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>>5342761
>>5342767
or just break in
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5342767
>>5342769

Roll 1d100 to commit crimes

-20 due to not having a grip
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5342772
dang we should get a grip.
If only there was a mental hospital nearby that could help us, ah well
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5342772
yeah no fucking way are we committing crimes
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>>5342781
>>5342775
oh shit
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>>5342795
TIME TO GET ISEKAI'D TWINKLE
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>>5342795
Isekai'd again
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>>5342795
If we don't have a grip on reality, maybe reality doesn't have a grip on us
PUNCH THE CAR SO HARD IT EXPLODES
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>>5342796
>>5342798
Twinkle jolts awake(?)
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>>5342805
Hey, you're awake. You walked right past that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that weeb over there.
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>>5342805
oh hey our lady knight friend is awake
>>
>>5342805
Hmm.
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I'll take Twinkle cause we don't need 2 Cains
>>5342805
I make sure that everyone is not an animal
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>>5342808
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>>5342825
Yeah so, this whole grail operation, it didn't go over well.
Any plans gang?
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>>5342825
AAAA SKELETON
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>>5342830
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>>5342842
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5342847
Tune in next time for SkeletonQuest
>>
Thanks for running.
>>
wait, did it end?
>>
>>5345078
No
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>>5345098
when's bread
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>>5345100
Friday on my end.

Which is like 2 days from now
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>>5345078
>>5345098
But like we're all dead tho
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>>5345119
yes we are all dead, only you are alive
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FUCK.
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>4 hours till first delay
can't wait
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okay, what did I miss
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>>5347997
Have we become Skellingtons?
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>>5347997
Is RRP 2 out yet?
what about SRP 4?
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>>5348003
Roll 1Dskeleton to see if you are skeletons

>>5348004
Skeleton Role PLaying 4
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Rolled 24 (1d206)

>>5348008
I don't think skeleton has a mathematical equivalent, so I will just roll 1d-amount of bones in the human skeleton.
>>
Rolled 152 (1d206)

>>5348008
there are 206 bones inside us, so rollan
>Skeleton Role PLaying 4
Don't you hate when everyhing uses same acronym?
Can't wait for new AC game.
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Rolled 26 (1d206)

>>5348008
Rattle my bones
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>>5348013
>>5348015
>>5348016
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>>5348018
true spookiness is SRP4 budget
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>>5348018
Damn
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>>5348018
Twinkle has awoken from her Schizo-Hospital episode to the Knights having been captured by some unknown entity.
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>>5348022
Hospital? Captured? Horse thief? What are you talking about? Nothing of the sort happened. Surely. You are all still in Tower City after managing to grab the grail.

Don't mind the timer
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>>5348025
Ponder the existence of the timer.
>>
>>5348025
Poke the timer
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>>5348025
>>5348028
Ponder the timer while leisurely leading the rest of the knights out of the city
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>>5348025
The tower is the hospital, we need to go back to the inn and relax
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>>5348039
>>5348029
In any case, it's probably best to skedaddle

>>5348030
>>5348028
Yes. This timer. Could it be how much time Twinkle has left before she dies for real and this entire reality is erased. Or perhaps it's how long until the forces from your order arrives. Who knows
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>>5348044
Alright, lets skiddadle then, who holds the grail again?
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>>5348044
Put my tanto through the timer to pin white bar in place
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>>5348044
Yes, The orderlies are on their way.
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>>5348045
This guy
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>>5348053
Aright, we're all set then, get my ninja smoke bomb I bought for like five yen in a tourist shop
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>>5348053
Lets make haste then, Brothers! The hostile knights and the cult could still be around, we must leave at speed if we wish to escape this city alive.
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>>5348062
>>5348063
That's right! Let's leave this place!...What's that the weeb got in his hands?
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>>5348053
>>5348063
follow Gustaf's orders without any stealing, drag the hoe with us if she afk again
>>
>>5348068
A crowd is forming behind us! Chuck the weeb smoke bomb at them while escaping!
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>>5348068
More Meds, Take them!
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>>5348074
>>5348072
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5348076
rolling to smoke any purely theoretical pursuers!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5348076
We need to go back to the reality
>>
>>5348076
Take and CHUG em!
>>
>>5348082
ARE YOU APPROACHING ME
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5348076
I am back from the store to roll low.
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>>5348089
Gustaf never disappoints
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>>5348082
>>5348080
>>5348089
Oh shit
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>>5348093
IT'S ACTUALLY AN ACTUAL BOMB YOU FUCKING WEEB
>>
>>5348093
Weeb observes the retard get smoked
>>
>>5348093
Observe the smoke bomb detonate in Twinkles face.
>>
>>5348094
In the ninja school we called it "medicine for everything"
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>>5348093
ENGULF
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>>5348094
>>5348096
>>5348098
Well good thing nobody lit the fuse

Riiiiiight
>>
>>5348101
Uneventful. Let us leave now, we have wasted enough time already.
>>
>>5348101
>>5348102
Yes, we leave the city and get this quest finished before OP disappears again
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>>5348101
What are you talking about, the fuse went off as I was preparing to hurl the damn thing at Twi- er, purely theoretical pursuers
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5348102
>>5348104
Sure. Just roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5348107
Toss it back at weeb so that he can larp having a bomb
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5348107
Behold, certain trouble.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5348107
Hmm.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5348107
Rolling for seemingly no reason
>>5348108
It's covered in super glue. A trick I learned at Wall Mart.
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>>5348107
C O N S U M E
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>>5348108
>>5348109
>>5348111
You are all caught in the blast.

Weeb and Twinkle. You have 10 HP
Gustaf. You have 16


Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
>>
>>5348111
>>
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 1 = 5 (4d2)

>>5348116
>>
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 1 = 6 (4d2)

>>5348116
>>
Rolled 2, 1, 1, 1 = 5 (4d2)

>>5348116
>>
Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1 = 7 (4d2)

>>5348116
WHO THE FUCK SELLS ACTUAL BOMBS IN SOUVENIR SHOPS!?
>>
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 2 = 6 (4d2)

>>5348116
twinkle gets extra damage for holding the bomb, right?
>>
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 2 = 7 (4d2)

>>5348116
Shielded by being inside of twinkle :)
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>>5348121
To be fair it WAS a souvenir shop in Vietnam...
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>>5348119
>>5348121
>>5348123
Congrats to Twinkle and Weeb for having only 3 HP left. Gustaf still has 10 HP

THe explosion has also alerted the enemies chasing you to get the grail back
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>>5348130
Chase sequence! They still don't have line of sight, so if we sprint now we can still give them the slip.
>>
>>5348130
We got a window, surely my 100% legit nipponese ninja grappling hook and rope that I bought for ten yen are gonna get us out of this situation
>>
>>5348132
How good are you at sprinting
>>
>>5348132
>>5348130
Que the getaway music
>>
>>5348130
Grapple hook Twinkle's neck and prepare to use her as a flail
>>
>>5348133
>>5348136
>>5348137
Jesus Weeb, one of your personalities is a raging misogynist
>>
>>5348130
It really is ok to let them catch you Twinkle.
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>>5348135
I ran around the waterway in the center of Tower City in two updates, I'd say that's fairly good.
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>>5348138
For some reason my bitches and whores personality keeps seeping through. I'm so dishonored by it.
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>>5348142
>seeping through
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>>5348145
MUCH DISHONOR!
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Better resolve what you want to do between yourselves quick schizos, you can hear them approaching
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>>5348147
Don't forget to subscribe to Twinkle's OF
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>>5348149
Run
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>>5348149
We split up because it clearly works, also someone drag the Mobs
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>>5348149
Move! We must escape!
>>
>>5348149
Fucking leg it
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>>5348150
Nah the bitch is ugly as hell, plus she shouldn't be bitching about misogyny when she is a knight her self who is dishornoabur.
I am just saying the bitches and whores personality is coming out.
>>5348149
Use grapling hook to drag the Mobs and run.
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>>5348157
Oh hey look. The mob's awake.

So how do you nerds wanna split up this party
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>>5348161
>>5348159
Never mind just naruto run out of there
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>>5348161
This way, Brothers! Down this alleyway.
>>
>>5348161
Leg it dammit, let fate split the party in ways it wants, we'll worry about it later
>>
>>5348161
Escape as a group, strength in numbers
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>>5348161
>>5348166
Clearly we split by going down this alleyway
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>>5348161
RUN WITHOUT SPLITTING
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>>5348168
>>5348169
>>5348171
>>5348167
>>5348166
Quickly now! They're running after ya!
>>
>>5348177
nyow
>>
>>5348180
Speed
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5348177
Drop some caltrops behind us to slow them down.
>>
>>5348177
Avoid running into walls
>>
>>5348177
Increase speed.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5348180
>>5348182
>>5348183
>>5348185
>>5348186
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5348192
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5348192
AAAAAAHHHH
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5348192
WARP
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5348192
Hmm.
>>
Rolled 60 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5348196
>>5348192
I can't believe you'd rig the dice this hard OP.
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>>5348192
Wait a sec, How long do I have left?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5348192
I wonder how does Twinkle feel about being chased by a boner
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Congrats. You all made it out of the alley. The only thing that's faster than you right now is OP running away from dice rigging accusations
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>>5348202
QUICK FOLLOW THAT OP
>>
>>5348202
Activate Nitro and trample OP
>>
>>5348202
Follow OP in to the Backrooms of Tower City.
>>
>>5348202
WE ARE SPEED
>>
>>5348202
I feel the need...
>>
>>5348202
Intentionally trip and make it look like an accident
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>>5348211
Weeb hops over toppling lesbian
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>>5348203
>>5348204
>>5348205
>>5348207
As you try to chase OP in order to arrest him for dice crimes, something or someone suddenly lands right in front of you in a thundering crash
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>>5348216
Friend?
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>>5348216
What in the Godesses name is this trickery!?
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>>5348218
>>5348220
And what jumped down was....

A. The rogue Elite Knight, here to whoop your ass
B. The rogue knights, here to whoop your ass
C. The Gnome, here to whoop your ass
D. One of the rogue knights, here to....befriend your ass
E. [insert option here]
>>
>>5348235
C
>>
>>5348235
E.CULTIST KNIGHT
>>
>>5348235
E. OP's secret boss form, the dice rigger
>>
Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>5348235
Roll the die to determine outcome.
>>
>>5348251
>>5348243
>>5348235
Since I rolled E, I will back Anon's choice: A Cultist Knight has appeared to attempt to retake the Grail.
>>
>>5348252
rude and unoriginal!
>>
>>5348235
>A. The rogue Elite Knight, here to whoop your ass
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>>5348235
D :D
>>
>>5348235
I go E for Eh whatever
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>>5348243
>>5348252
Damn. No friendship found
>>
>>5348273
...dad?
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>>5348273
RUKIA'S EXECUTION GOT MOVED UP!
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>>5348273
Weeb unfolds his 9000dfold folded volcanized haiku zenblade and unleashes the I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING on that knight's ass
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>>5348274
>>5348275
"Greetings......my sons"
>>
>>5348299
WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN
THIS GUY IS THE MOB'S DAD?
>>
>>5348299
Did you get the milk?
>>
>>5348299
>.gif
I thought your internet died again, turns out the wait was for quality instead.

Prepare for an epic battle. I wish for good luck to Weeb and Twinkle who are both within one-shot range due to the bomb earlier.
>>
>>5348302
>>5348299
He's all of our dads!
I should have known Otousan! Are we all part of the undefeated east lineage!?
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>>5348302
>>5348308
>>5348310
>>5348309

Papa never did came back with the milk when you think about it

....wait. He's everyone's dad?!
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>>5348313
Yeah, we just hide that weeb's our brother cause he's a fucking weeb
>>
>>5348313
Does that mean we're all siblings? Like...half siblings? What a coincidence, it means I can pull on Lily's twintails!
>>
>>5348316
It's true, I was never invited for the mob games, because I was busy playing JRPGs
>>
>>5348313
Lies, I was brought up since birth within the Order soley to become a Warrior of Faith. You can not trick me, false one.
>>
>>5348313
Clearly, if this knight is father to Cain and Abel, he would be Adam, which is how he could be father to all of us
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>>5348332
Adam Knight? ... my god... just like my eastern scrolls of angels Adam and Lillith and boy who is a little bitch!
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>>5348332
>>5348327
>>5348319
>>5348316
"My children......how's your moms doing? Everything good at home? I haven't been back in a while, so I hope things are going well."
>>
>>5348342
>>5348308
YOU NEVER CAME BACK WITH THE MILK
>>
>>5348342
Respond with stern silence.
>>
>>5348342
Our mom's doing good, she's in knight retirement house for elderly knights, we also got a job!
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>>5348344
"That was a lesson, boy. If nobody's coming back with the milk, a true man will get the milk himself!"
>>5348348
"Ah, that's good to hear then. See, Abel, be more like your brother"
>>5348346
"And you...that boarding school didn't do you any favors huh"
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>>5348355
GET ANGRY AND BEAT HIS ASS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>5348355
>>5348358
WAIT BRO, THE MISSION, maybe dad knows a good inn
>>
>>5348360
he ain't my true dad
he wasn't there when we needed it
he wasn't there when we turned to alcohol bro
>>
>>5348355
[More silence]
>>
>>5348361
Yes, but the mission bro! We are still being chased!
>>
>>5348363
This is the final boss fight
We gotta do this
>>
>>5348365
He is?
>>5348355
Dad, are you the final boss?
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5348358
"Now THIS is a family reunion! Show me how strong you have become, boy"

Roll 1d100

You have +5 Power bonus
He has +30

>>5348370
>>5348362
"Imma need that grail, son"
>>
>>5348355
Charge at my apparent father
Gotta make up for that rebellious phase I never got to have
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5348379
Ah fuck I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU BRO
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5348379
>nat 100 to beat him
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 86 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5348379
My faith is my shield
>>
>>5348380
Yeah sure roll 1d100

+10 speed bonus
>>
Rolled 24 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5348389
stab
>>
>>5348379
You shall not have it. Return from whence you came, daemon spawn.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5348379
Imma do that thing!
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>>5348391
>>5348387
>>5348383
>>5348381
Cult Knight punches all of you at the same time

Everyone roll 3d2 to see how much damage you got from being punched by him.

Twinkle. You have 7 HP due to having HP regen
Gustaf. You have 10 HP
Mob. You have 12 HP
>>
Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d2)

>>5348405
AUGH
>>
Rolled 1, 2, 1 = 4 (3d2)

>>5348405
Dang, he countered our "Stand in a straight line" attack
>>
>>5348405
OTOUSAN! PREASE STOP OKAASAN WILL BE SAD!
>>
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d2)

>>5348405
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5348406
>>5348407
>>5348410
Mob Knight(s): 9/12 HP
Lilly Knight: 3/10
Scythe Knight: 5/16 HP

>>5348408
Can you convince him?!

Roll 1d100
+5 Special Bonus for the Weeb
He has +20 Will
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5348419
WE'LL TRY TO CONVINCE HIM TOO
WITH ALCOHOL
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5348419
Wait! I've got an idea! Dad! How about we sort this out like true men...by drinking until one of use passes out
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>>5348419
Cast Healing Light on the group while weeb tries to convince Cult Knight.
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Rolled (1d00)

>>5348419
"Why did you leave us to become a Cult Knight?"

Also how is that timer doing
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>>5348425
W-what did you roll?
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5348425
>>5348427
I am wise and smart and valuable
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5348419
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>>5348428
OP is rigging the dice again
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>>5348422
>>5348420
"Drinks will be served...after the fight. C'mon boys, I know you can take me"
>>5348428
>>5348429
Speaking of the time. Who here thinks they're the luckiest?

>>5348424
Roll 1d3 with your +5 bonus
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>>5348445
O I am sure I am because 1 time I got limited edition Lolisniffer figure in the gotcha machine in the mall!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5348445
"Well maybe we could beat you if you gave some advice. Like advice so good it gives a stat increase"

Also I am lucky, because I believe in the dice so the dice believe in me
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>>5348445
I wish to test my blade, by using my ultimate Iaijutsu technique.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d3 + 5)

>>5348445
+5 Bonus is magnificent for buffs and heals.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5348445
I'm lucky because misogyny.
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>>5348446
>>5348449
Cuz Imma need one of youz to roll 1d10 and find out how many combat turns it takes before the timer runs out

>>5348453
Mob Knight(s):12/12 HP
Lilly Knight: 10/10
Scythe Knight: 13/16 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5348458
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5348460
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d4 + 5)

>>5348458
Empower the Knights with the Littany of Combat next. 1d4+5 Bonus to all Knight Actions for three turns.
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>>5348458
Look dad, I know we have a disagreement about the grail, but we are kinda being chased by a bunch of knights and I don't think it would be in your interest to have this turn into a massive melee instead of honorable family reunion fight
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5348458
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>>5348462
>>5348464
>>5348463
>>5348478
"Oh we have plenty of time to resolve this before they come. Now come at me with everything you got"

He has 90 HP

If the timer runs out. Everything ends

If you beat him before the timer runs out, a different ending is unlocked

If you pick 10 turns for the timer then everything will proceed as is

If you pick 4 turns then everyone gets a +10 to their attack rolls
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See? Misogyny.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5348482
Ahhhhh fuck, what do choose? I'll let dice decide
As for the attack...hey bro, lets double time, get on my shoulders, he won't be able to parry attack from both the front AND above!
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>>5348482
I say go with the 10 turns
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>>5348482
Different Ending. Myster Box! It must be unlocked!
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>>5348494
Can we quicksave?
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>>5348495
Save state!
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>>5348495
We should also look up a guide online
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>>5348495
Suuuuure. Go ahead and save.
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>>5348501
What the? The game's menu is losing features. Busted piece of crap. Who made this garbage?
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>>5348501
Easy does it. Just gonna push the save button real quick.
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>>5348501
WAAAIT A MINUTE, DID WE HAVE ALREADY HAVE A SAVE FILE?!
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>>5348501
LEMME FIX IT GUYS
>Weeb punches the screen so hard the OP falls out
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>>5348510
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Anyway. have you nerds decided how many turns you wanna try and beat the final boss in?

10 or 4
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>5348516
eh dice decide for me
1 is 10
2 is 4
Captcha = K4PP4
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>>5348516
>I have no idea what you're talking about.
You mean that like, you don't understand me? Or that you are hiding something?
Because you are hiding something you always are, open load files!
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>>5348519
10 = 40 attacks 1d100
4 = 16 attacks 1d100+10
>>5348516
WE TAKE 10 TURNS
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>>5348523
I said the dice decide, not logical thinking
But the dice do agree with you
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>>5348531
My dice also said 10 turns
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You have 10 turns to beat him.

Turn 1 go

Current active Bonus: +6 from Gustaf's Combat Litany. 3 turns remaining
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5348535
Shistu matsu slashu!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5348535
LETS GO, DOUBLE ATTACK FROM TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5348535
Slash him in the balls
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>>5348535
Strike this man down!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5348535
Time to reap
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Rolled 56, 10, 80 = 146 (3d100)

>>5348536
>>5348538
>>5348543
Roll 1d100 against each of my roll. Sequence goes Weeb -> Mob -> Scythe

+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight

+30 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 28 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5348555
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Rolled 94 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>5348555
afugafugafugafugafug
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Rolled 25 + 19 (1d100 + 19)

>>5348555
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Rolled 54 + 19 (1d100 + 19)

>>5348555
Damn this boss is powerful as hell. Or OP is just rigging the dice again.
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Rolled 89 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5348555
bro
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>>5348558
>>5348561
>>5348563
The Weeb and MOb hits while The Scythe Knight misses!

Mob roll 1d4 to see how much damage you did
+5 Power Bonus

Weeb roll 1d3 to see how much damage you did
+8 Power Bonus
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d3 + 8)

>>5348578
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d4 + 5)

>>5348578
Come on baby FOUR
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>>5348582
A dangit
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Note to self: Cut Twinkle's braids later
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Rolled 6, 64, 68 = 138 (3d100)

>>5348582
>>5348581
He has 73 HP left. And oh shit it's 5:30 AM. I gotta sleep. Right after this turn ends.

So everyone roll 1d100. He's gonna retaliate. The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to maximum 2 people if he connects

+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight

+30 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 19 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>5348592
DAMN YOU +30 BONUUUUS
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Rolled 80 + 19 (1d100 + 19)

>>5348592
That +30 Bonus is going to kill us. We need to cripple him somehow so his bonus goes down.
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Rolled 19 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5348592
goodnight OP
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Rolled 86 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5348592
Spend Mana to cast skill: Amakakeru Ryū no Hirameki
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>>5348595
>>5348597
>>5348600
68 + 30 = 98 against 86 + 14 = 100

64 + 30 = 94 against 80 + 19 = 99

6 + 30 = 36 against 19 + 11 = 30

The Mob was hit!

Mob Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took

+30 bonus since you get to add Power bonus to damage so he does too

Just kidding

Or am I
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Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2 = 7 (4d2)

>>5348611
AUGH
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>>5348701
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>>5349039
we on like donkey kong?
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>>5349045
not yet
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>>5349078
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>>5349166
What a shame
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ARE WE ON?
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>>5351480
damn, how much health do we have left?
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>>5351483
Summary of last round:

Cult Knight: 73/90 HP

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 5/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
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>>5351498
DRINK A BEER TO RECOVER SOME HEALTH
but also, where the fuck are my friends
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5351498
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>>5351501
THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

IT'S GONNA BE A #CULTKNIGHTSWEEP BABY
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>>5351506
NO DON'T LET HIM MORB
>>5351505
OKAY THERE WE GO
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

Anyway.
>>5351501
Roll 1d5 to see how much HP you recovered

>>5351505
Roll 1d100 to hit him

+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+30 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>5351511
cheers
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Rolled 22 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5351511
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Rolled 11, 75 = 86 (2d100)

>>5351519
>>5351513

Mob Knight: 10/12 HP

Now Both of you Roll 1d100 to defend against his counter attack. Highest roll against his highest, lowest roll against his lowest

+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight


+30 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 62 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5351525
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>>5351525
Has the website stopped shitting the bed? Will it let me post?
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>>5351533
Yes
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5351525
URAAAAAAAAH
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>>5351532
Weeb Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
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Rolled 1, 1, 2, 1 = 5 (4d2)

>>5351551
Good night.
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>>5351553
I wonder what would happen if nobody rolled for an hour
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>>5351553
Summary of Turn 2:

Cult Knight: 73/90 HP

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 5/10 HP
Mob Knight: 10/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
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>>5351566
WEEB
NOOOOOO
GET A POWER UP FROM SEEING OUR FRIENDS GET HURT
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>>5351566
Brothers, we must attempt a crippling attack to lower Cult Knights bonus. Aim for the knees to debilitate him.
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>>5351566
>>5351567
WEEB
YES
GET A POWER UP FROM SEEING THE DUMB WEEB GET HURT
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>>5351578
>>5351567
>>5351571
Yeah but do you really care enough about the weeb that seeing him get hurt would motivate you?
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>>5351582
even though he's a weeb, he's our brother against our abusive father that wasn't here for our entire life
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>>5351582
BOUNCING TOO MUCH ARIMASU!
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>>5351582
No. They only care because we snatched the Grail from Gustaf when he wasn't looking and are gonna drink from it if we die during this battle.
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>>5351582
Yeah probably not, but it is worth a chuckle

>>5351585
Wait how could was he both abusive if we have never met him? Did he send us mean letters once a month?
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>>5351582
HOOK ONTO MOB, SWING 720° AND COME FLYING AT THE CULT KNIGHT WITH KATANA READY
>>5351592
Weeb stole no grail
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>>5351585
>>5351593
>>5351592
Could it be that Abel is imagining abuse that were never there?! Is he the real schizo?!

WAS CAIN EVEN REAL?!
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>>5351600
Gasp! That means Dad isn't real either!
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>>5351600
>>5351602
nah they are both real

also be a professional like me and have you schizophrenic meltdown outside of combat
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>>5351600
Hook onto Abel, swing 720° and come flying at the cult knight ready to deliver a devastating attack
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>>5351600
that's probably the alcohol, get real OP
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>>5351606
IS OP EVEN REAL?!

Anyway the weeb wanna do this for turn 3 >>5351605

What are you other nerds doing
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>>5351611
ATTACK CULT KNIGHT FROM BOTH SIDES
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>>5351611
Attempt a crippling strike to lower the Bonus DC that Cult Knight gets.
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>>5351612
Ah sweet, free kinetic energy
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>>5351611
While the weeb goes high I go from below to stab him Cultist Knight in his crotch
I don't want more siblings
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Rolled 44, 94, 24, 98 = 260 (4d100)

>>5351612
>>5351614
>>5351618
>>5351619
Roll 1d100 each. His roll order is against Mob -> Scythe -> Weeb -> Lilly

+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight

Crippling attacks get no stat bonuses:
6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight

+30 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5351627
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>5351627
I can't beat this so I just won't roll.
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Rolled 83 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5351627
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>>5351631
LET'S FUCKING GO WEEB
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>>5351632
Wasaaaaabiiiii
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5351627
I COME LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL MOTHERFUUUUCKERR
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5351627
>>5351630
Roll anyway coward
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he Weeb hits!


Weeb roll 1d3 to see how much damage you did
+8 Power Bonus and +5 momentum bonus
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Rolled 3 + 13 (1d3 + 13)

>>5351654
clang
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>>5351657
DAMN NICE DAMAGE BRO
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>>5351658
Thanks for momentum, brother Abel.
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Rolled 19, 92, 81, 25 = 217 (4d100)

>>5351657

Cult Knight: 57/90 HP
everyone roll 1d100. He's gonna retaliate. The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to maximum 2 people if he connects

+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+10 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5351664
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5351664
spam rolls to dodge
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Rolled 18 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5351664
YAAAAA
>>5351666
show-off
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>>5351664
>forgot to put the 30 bonus in the post

Whoops my mystake, lemme put it back
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Rolled 24 + 19 (1d100 + 19)

>>5351664
Hmm.
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>>5351672
hey wait a minute
we might lose weeb if his attack connects
uh oh
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5351664
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>>5351676
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>>5351675
Cultist Knight wouldn't kill any of his own kids right? He seems like a good guy
Besides the evil cult he is running
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Hmmmmmmmmm
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>>5351683
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>5351683
What is this nerd shit OP? There isn't even a funny skeleton in here
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>>5351683
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>>5351683
Recode the +30 to -30 on Cultis Knight
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>>5351685
But that would be 2spooky
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>>5351693
what's our perks say
share the whole thing
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>>5351693
Ah I see, I understand now, hmm, hmm, hmmm...I like the without +30 bonus one better
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>>5351685
Its actually a hidden Easter egg.
If you add up Lilly, Mob, and Scythe Knights rolls you get 206, which is the amount of bones in the human body
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>>5351693
Cult Knight has no bonus because Weeb punctured his fucking lung last turn
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>>5351696
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>>5351701
YOU BETRAY ME, SKELETON, WHY
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>>5351701
this is fine
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>>5351703
2spooky2betrusted

Anyway since the Mob and Scythe knights are the lowest. They got punched in the face

Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
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>>5351701
Get the crow bar!
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Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2 = 7 (4d2)

>>5351707
oof
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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 = 5 (4d2)

>>5351707
Or, perhaps, we could bribe him with milk
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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 = 5 (4d2)

>>5351707
Hmm.
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End of Turn 3:

Cult Knight: 57/90 HP

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 5/10 HP
Mob Knight: 5/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 11/16 HP

Litany of Combat has run out
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>>5351720
Can I re-apply the Litany of Combat or is it still on Cooldown?
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>>5351720
Shit boys, we gotta heal AGAIN
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>>5351720
>>5351722
Distract the Cultist Knight to give everyone time to heal
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>>5351721
Odds or Evens
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>>5351723
BOYS
LET'S COMBINE OUR HEALING ITEMS INTO A FULL COURSE MEAL
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>>5351724
Evens.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>5351726
Lessee. If it's Evens then you can re apply it again right now.

Odds then it needs another turn cooldown
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>>5351720
>>5351725
Weeb prepares a masterclass sushi with Mob
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d4 + 5)

>>5351727
Well then I'll re-apply it right away.
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>>5351731
Based.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5351723
Alright. First thing first.

Twinkle will attempt to distract the Cult Knight so the party has time to heal.

Roll 1d100


+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight

+30 Bonus for the Cult Knight
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>>5351735
I tell the Cultist Knight that there is a girl I wanna ask out and I want advice
If that doesn't work then try dodging
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5351738
fug didn't roll
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>>5351740
>69
nice
maybe OP will have mercy on you
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>>5351740
"You have somebody you like?! Well, hmmmm, I suppose you can...."

Meanwhile.

Weeb and Mob roll 1d5
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>5351750
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>5351750
Using ninjutsu to dislocate his pelvis
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>5351750
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>>5351753
>>5351754
WE GOT A FIVE
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>5351750
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Rolled 58, 18, 83, 44 = 203 (4d100)

With your powers combined, you've managed to craft a meal that would heal the party for 8 HP once.

But then the Cult Knight notices it!

"Twinkle! You sly knight! You were trying to distract me!"

He then slams his foot on the ground, cause a massive shockwave.

everyone roll 1d100.The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. The shockwave will hit everyone it manages to connect with

+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight

+30 for the Cult Knight

Note: if it hits either the Mob or the Weeb, the healing meal will lose 3 and 5 heal amount, respectively.

It it hits both then the knights drop the sushi on the floor, ruining it
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5351762
OH SHIT BROTHERS
POP THE SUSHI IN OUR MOUTH BEFORE IT HITS US
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Rolled 73 + 19 (1d100 + 19)

>>5351762
"Okay it was as a distraction, but I could still use the advice"
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Rolled 22 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5351762
o no
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5351762
no not the fucking sushiiiiii
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Rolled 93 + 23 (1d100 + 23)

>>5351762
Hmmmmm.
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Rolled 79 + 17 (1d100 + 17)

>>5351762
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Everyone managed to dodge the shockwave! All except the Mob Knight(s)

First things first, everyone was healed for 5 HP:

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 10/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP

But then Mob Knight will need to roll a 4d3 to see how much damage you took
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Rolled 3, 3, 1, 2 = 9 (4d3)

>>5351780
it's only fair that mob knights tank the damage so the rest of the team can win
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>>5351787
End of Turn 4:

Cult Knight: A CULTILLION HP

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 1/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
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>>5351791
JESUS
BRING OUT OUR HARD LIQUOR WE GOTTA GET SAUCED UP
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>>5351791
Again, Brothers! Another crippling strike!
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>>5351791
>>5351793
I will also do a crippling strike
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>>5351791
Kick Twinkle at him so she can cut his dick off
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5351798
This first,

roll 1d100
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5351808
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riggity rigged
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>>5351811
Suddenly the Weeb kicks Twinkle for some reason, throwing her off balance - giving her a -5 debuff this turn
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>>5351814
FUCKING WEEB
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>>5351814
This isn't one your eastern scrolls weeb! This is real life!
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Rolled 10, 44 = 54 (2d100)

And now, the Scythe Knight and Lilly Knight will attempt to deal crippling blows to the Cult Knight

Roll 1d100

+9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight
+30 for the Cult Knight
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>>5351818
Meant to go for the ass, not spine. Please forgive the mighty samurai maam Twinkle. *chuckles*
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Rolled 58 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5351823
Smite this heathen!
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Rolled 69 + 4 (1d100 + 4)

>>5351823
stab
>>
nice
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>>5351826
I would be happy about another 69, but that means the bastard beat me by 1
Assuming it is still his highest vs our highest and so on
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>>5351829
Didn't you have a +10 stat bonus?
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5351825
>>5351826
Twinkle missed!

But Gustaf managed to slice him in the leg! He's got a -10 debuff for [my roll] turns

Also Gustaf roll 1d2 to see how much damage you did +5 innate bonus
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>>5351831
No stat bonuses on crippling attacks
See >>5351627
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>>5351832
NICE
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d2 + 5)

>>5351832
This is the beginning of the end for you, heretic.
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>>5351832
Weeb turns on power saving.
(i go sleep, good luck rollen)
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

AND THEN. The Mob rummages through their sack of alcohol, to get that REAL special brew

Roll 1d100

+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight

+20 for the Cult Knight
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Rolled 17 + 14 (1d100 + 14)

>>5351846
This shit ain't fair
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5351846
yo let me get that natty 100
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>>5351857
The Cult Knight will intercept! By.....

Roll 1d100

If odds: he snatches your super duper special brew from you
If evens: he snatches another bottle from your sack
If tens: he throws a brick at your bottle, breaking it
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5351858
ODDS BOY COME ON
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>>5351859
Incredible work, Brother Abel!
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>>5351859
He's gonna chug it! And it will:

A. Heal him
B. Give him a stat boost
C. Heal AND give him a stat bosst
D. Give him a stat boost and a debuff
E. Ascend him to his final form
F. Taste like strawberries
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>>5351866
F.
WRONG ONE MOTHERFUCKER
THAT'S THE MIXER
WE DRINK STRAIGHT
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>>5351867
"Ah, but you see my son....I love juice. It's good for the body"

+99 to all stats
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>>5351869
OH NO
WHAT ABOUT OUR OWN BREW
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>>5351870
Nah I'm just kidding.

But Imma need you to roll 1d6 to see what actually happens tho.

With 1 = A, 2=B and so on
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>5351874
give me a 3 or a 5, chief
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>>5351875
Alright. I'll let all of you decide what his stat boost is:

A. I roll a 1d10 and that's how much bonus he gets for 4 turns
B. If his attacks connects it gets a +5 to damage
C. you give OP all of your money for some reason
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5351877
I see no choice but to roll for it
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>>5351879
>>5351877
The die hath spoken. OP recives all the money the Knights have.
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>>5351879
He chugged the special wine! It seemingly has no effect....or does it?

In any case, End of Turn 5:
Cult Knight: 51/90

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 1/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
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>>5351885
well, we are still at 1 HP
not looking good
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>>5351885
Now while he is weakened I will stab him with my stabby sword
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>>5351885
We must take advantage of his debuff. Strike him with a heavy attack.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5351885
Super slashu!
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>>5351885
ATTACK CULT KNIGHT TO RECLAIM OUR BREW
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Rolled 4, 86, 94, 27 = 211 (4d100)

>>5351894
>>5351893
>>5351890
>>5351889
everyone roll 1d100.The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest.

+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight

+20 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5351903
LET ME GET THOSE HIGH ROLLS
THE MOB WILL CARRY
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Rolled 88 + 22 (1d100 + 22)

>>5351903
That's a nasty 94. Weeb and Twinkle should have it easy though.
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>>5351908
DAMN 4 OFF
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5351903
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>>5351903
Did my last roll count cuz I still win.
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>>5351915
>cuz I still win.

wat
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>>5351924
damn what a retard
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>>5351924
Oh you use real math
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Unfortunately all the knights missed

He will now counterattack
everyone roll 1d100.The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to 2 knights if he connects

+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight

+20 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5351929
URAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 100 + 17 (1d100 + 17)

>>5351929
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5351929
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>>5351933
Did I win this time? My math has been off all day
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>>5351934
nice twinkle
mob is literally on 1 hp
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Rolled 21 + 22 (1d100 + 22)

>>5351924
>>5351929
I see you cheating Twinkle out of that hit by swapping her opposing roll with the Mobs roll.

>>5351933
Should've rolled a new die for the attack roll.
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Rolled 40, 3, 58, 42 = 143 (4d100)

Oh shit forgot my dice
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fellas, we need to do a massive combination attack while he's still weak
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>>5351938
I don't Op would have let me do that
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>>5351938
>swapping her opposing roll with the Mobs roll.
wat
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Turns out everyone be missing this turn

Turn 6 ends with nothing new happening:

Cult Knight: 51/90

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 1/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
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>>5351962
A combine super duper attack!
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Rolled 59, 53 = 112 (2d100)

>>5351962
>>5351964
Enough fooling around, lets use our ultra special teamwork friendship attack
Also rolling dice now because I have to leave for work, first for the attack, second for any counter attack
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>>5351954
Sorry I am tired, we're not doing opposing rolls it's highest vs highest and so on.

>>5351962
Can we combine our might to destroy this man?
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>>5351962
>>5351964
SUPER COMBO ATTACK
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>>5351977
>>5351973
>>5351969
Form ARMS AND LEGS
AND ILL FORM... THE HEAD!
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>>5351969
wtf you're the protagonist twinkle you can't leave
this whole thing is in your head
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Alright everyone roll 1d100 for the team attack

Highest roll gets used alongside that knight's bonuses and a +5 team bonus

If it hits then the damage is 1d10 + the total of your Power bonus, which is 27
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5351984
GO GO KNIGHTRON!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5351984
Sure could've used that nat100 here.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5351984
URAAAAAAAAAAAH
THIS IS IT
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>>5351987
>>5351986
ah, the duality of RNG
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>>5351986
Nice close enough
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>>5351986
Oh he aint beating this one.

Roll 1d10
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>>5352000
YO NICE TRIPS
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5352000
Perish!
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>>5352002
I forgot my +5, so this would be 37 total damage.
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>>5352001
The power of trips reflected the damage back to the knights
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>>5352009
what in the god damn
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>>5352009
What in tarnation.
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>>5352009
GASP!
WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE MY REFLECTING ATTACK MIRROR!
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Rolled 38, 2, 77, 92 = 209 (4d100)

Nah just kidding.

Cult Knight: 14/90 HP

He's going to bust out his own super move!

Roll 1d100! The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest and so on. He'll deal damage twice to all that gets hit

+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
Due to the pre-roll, Lilly knight's result is 53 + 19 bonus

+20 For the Cult Knight
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5352020
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Rolled 28 + 22 (1d100 + 22)

>>5352020
Hmm.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5352020
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5352020
WE ROLL
IF I DIE HERE I DIE
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>>5352023
>>5352026
Weeb and Mob.

Roll 8d2 too see how much damage your received
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Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2 = 13 (8d2)

>>5352029
it was nice knowing you fellas
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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1 = 10 (8d2)

>>5352029
Oh was my roll bad?
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>>5352035
YOur 82 was against the 92, yea
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>>5352037
Ah sorry I'm just retarded today
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>>5352037
Can weeb activate his inner path of bushido warrior just like in his eastern scrolls when they seem ded?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5352040
Can Weeb beat this roll
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>>5352041
Impressive. I think you accidentally rolled the die that Weeb was supposed to roll.
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>>5352041
It'd be a fucking miracle if he can't
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5352041
I hope so
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>>5352043
The chance was equally possible I would fuck it up
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Eating the massive barrage of strikes, the Mob and Weeb knights went down....but what's this?! Through pure GRIT, the mob stands back up. They're on their last legs, but they still fight on! And even the weeb! He looked deep inside to draw on the very last of his reserves to continue fighting! It's do or die!

Turn 7 ends , and unfortunately, so does the Combat Litany

Cult Knight: 14/90

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 1/10 HP
Mob Knight: 3/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP


Aaand I gotta sleep now. It's 5:30 AM. Will continue later....whenever it is. Toodles

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5352061
OH SHIT
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>>5352061
LESGOOOO
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>>5352061
Power of Friendship baby
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RIP
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>>5355443
hey wait we didn't take our turn yet
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>>5355443
I can't believe Mobius Knight is fucking dead
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>>5355444
neeerrrrd
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>>5355446
come on OP
we gotta wait for the rest of the team to get here
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>>5355447
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>>5355448
Pray for the souls of the dead Mob Knights. They truly were two Knights.
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>>5355448
hey don't punch me
only I can punch me
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>>5355450
>>5355451
The Mob Knight(s) were definitely one of the knights of all time
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>>5355452
WE'RE NOT DEAD YET
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>>5355453
Sometimes....I can still hear their voices
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>>5355454
we're still alive...
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>>5355454
Sometimes we can all still hear their voices in our hearts.
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>>5355455
>>5355456
I'm kinda spooked now. Are ghosts real
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>>5355458
BOO
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>>5355459
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>>5355460
no, you just disguised yourself as a gravestone
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>>5355461
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>>5355462
smash the OP headstone
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>>5355462
Desecrate OP's tombstone until his ghost continues the quest.
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>>5355463
>>5355464
NOw that's just rude
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>>5355465
hey, we're not the one delaying the quest
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5355467
Then roll 1d100 to not get punched in the face

He has a +20 bonus but you have a +5
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5355470
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5355470
Hmm.
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>>5355471
>>5355474
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>>5355476
how long are you gonna keep on doing this gag, OP
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>>5355477
Depends. You sure you wanna continue the fight with only 2 knights
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>>5355479
what's our alternative options? botting weeb and lilly?
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>>5355480
Perrrrhaps
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>>5355482
>>5355474
YOU READY GUSTAF?
ME AND YOU + OP
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>>5355482
Guess we have to.
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>>5355482
Weeb hits OP in the balls with katana
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>>5355489
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>>5355491
okay, we just lack Lilly Knight
which is fine
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>>5355492
Alright. So what are ye doing this turn
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>>5355493
we got no more HP so lets attack
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>>5355493
He's almost dead, we just need one good hit in to finish this. Attack!
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>>5355493
Blast hentai from boombox to buff other knights' testosterone before I have to disappear into nothingness once again
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5355500
Roll 1d100

The universe has a +10 anti-weeb slant
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>>5355503
rigged
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Rolled 79 + 0 (1d100 + 0)

>>5355503
Stupid dice rigger give me new roll or my katana will be against your scrotummm
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>>5355509
Hey knights. Roll 1d100. Highest roll gets it:

Odds: The weeb plays a recording of himself moaning loudly on loop. The knights get a -5 debuff due to this
Evens: Wait a sec, boomboxes haven't been invented yet, nothing happens
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5355520
odds ain't it
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5355520
Hmm.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5355520
>OP can't stop thinking about recordings of moaning men
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>>5355525
what the fuck are you doing you dumbass nigger
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>>5355525
Fucking weebs.
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>>5355527
beating gustaf's roll, that's what
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Rolled 66, 6 = 72 (2d100)

>>5355525
You now have a -5 debuff.

Mob and Scythe roll 1d100 for attack

+5 stat Bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 5 innate bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Scythe Knight

Cult Knight has +20 bonus

His Highest roll against your highest, lowest against your lowest
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5355531
FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
get angry
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Rolled 40 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5355531
Finish this man before the weeb finds a way to ruin this fight even further.
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>>5355532
>>5355533
Awwww shieeet could this be it

Roll 1d4 for damage

+5 stat Bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 5 innate bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Scythe Knight
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>5355534
URAH
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d4 + 8)

>>5355534
With me, Mob! Let us finish this!
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>>5355536
>>5355535
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Now would be a GREAT time to pull this out of my ass
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>>5355538
NO ASSPULLS
we only got 3 dudes come on OP
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>>5355539
BUt this was clearly foreshadowed by the "or is it" statement, yes yes
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>>5355540
yeah but we rolled pretty good to finish him also paid you money
>>5351879
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>>5355542
And I used that money to....buy life insurance for the Cult Knight
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>>5355547
what are you gonna do
run off with the money, OP?
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>>5355549
Indeed. What does that mean:

A. Chugging the special brew allowed the Cult Knight to gain something akin to the Grit perk of the Mob Knight. He revives to 30 HP once.
B. He has enough juice in the tank to make one last desperation attack before expiring
C. Both of the above
D. None of the above
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>>5355554
B. cause why the heck not
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>>5355554
>>5355558
B
I woke up just in time for me to get hit in the face
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>>5355558
He fires off his secret forbidden technique: Kamehamehadouken

Everyone takes 999 damage
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>>5355562
Hello as lawyer for Capcom and Tori you can't use that move cultist knight
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>>5355562
yeah no way
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>>5355562
OP is arrested for Copyright Infringement.
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>>5355563
Oh yeah?! What if I color it ORANGE
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>>5355568
OBJECTION
There are orange hadoukens
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>>5355568
that TOO is copyrighted
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>>5355569
>>5355571
What about this weird gross gradient nobody uses!
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>>5355574
pride month is over, OP
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>>5355574
>>5355575
It only affects weeb
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>>5355575
>>5355576
But what if we swap the projectile model?!
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>>5355578
okay, that's looking a bit more original
I'll allow it
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>>5355578
The Fist Wizard wants to sue for copyright infringement
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Rolled 166, 104, 53, 294 = 617 (4d500)

>>5355582
He rages against the copyright laws! Going berserk, he charges towards you! Watch out for this final attack!

Roll 1d100! The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest and so on. He'll deal damage twice to all that gets hit

+5 stat Bonus -5 Weeb Debuff for the Mob Knight
+10 Stat Bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Lilly knight
+20 For the Cult Knight

If scythe and weeb doesn't roll it means he autohits. Yes this is super incredibly fair
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5355586
THIS IS FUCKING IT FOR ME LADS
URAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5355586
aw fug
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>>5355586
oh wait, hol up.

Accidentally put d500 instead of d100

Who wanna reroll
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>>5355586
forgot my name
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>>5355589
rigger
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>>5355589
i'd say nigger
but all I can say is rigger
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>>5355591
>>5355592
Come. Take my hand. And we can reroll everything
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>>5355593
I dunno OP, 1 is like 4 away from 5
how can I trust you?
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>>5355595
Do you really wanna keep your 66 and Twinkle's 23 against the 4d500 or do you want to re roll 4d100 again for another chance to not get smacked in the face
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>>5355597
let's reroll for the 4d100
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>>5355597
Just do the re-roll.
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>>5355597
reroll or we die
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Rolled 68, 61, 46, 78 = 253 (4d100)

Roll 1d100! The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest and so on. He'll deal damage twice to all that gets hit

+5 stat Bonus -5 Weeb Debuff for the Mob Knight
+10 Stat Bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Lilly knight
+8 Stab bonus - 5 Weeb Debuff for the Scythe Knight
+20 For the Cult Knight

If weeb doesn't roll it means he autohits. Yes this is super incredibly fair
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5355601
Oh nooo
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Rolled 22 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5355601
Resist his attack, brothers!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5355601
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

Bursting with energy, he slams into the knights!

Everyone roll 8d3 to see how much damage you took

If my roll is evens you get to add your best stat to resist damage :

8 Power for Scythe Knight
10 Speed for Lilly Knight
8 Speed for Weeb
10 Will for Mob

If it's 1 or 6 you add another 5
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Rolled 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 10 (8d3)

>>5355610
oh boy
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Rolled 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1 = 20 (8d3)

>>5355610
ow
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>>5355612
OW
>>5355610
and if they don't roll
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Rolled 2, 2, 1, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1 = 14 (8d3)

>>5355610
Am I understanding this right if I say we get our best stat+5 in total damage reduction here?
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>>5355613
FULL 24 DAMAGE BABY
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>>5355614
Yes. So for you it'd be 14 - (8+5) = 1 damage taken

Plus 5 million damage due to Gusta's untreated cancer
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>>5355616
Truly a sad end to a Knight's tale. I should've gotten the chemo done before I left the Monastery.
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>>5355611
>fully tanked
it was in fact mobbin time
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>>5355619
I'll become a Scythe Knight apprentice, Gustaf
don't you worry
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Brave and honorable knights. I present you with a choice:

A. Roll for the weeb. No damage resist tho
B. Roll for the weeb with normal damage resist, c'mon, we're not savages here
C. Let him be mulched by 24 damage
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>>5355624
C.
noone likes the weeb
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>>5355624
C. Every good story ends with some sort of heroic sacrifice.
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>>5355625
still angry about >>5355525
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>>5355625
>>5355626
you two literally pushed him in while I tripped
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>>5355624
B because at least give him a chance even though he's a weeb
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>>5355625
>>5355626
>>5355628
The weeb bravely sacrificed himself, and definitely did not get pushed into the line of fire by the other knights. The cult knight slams hard into him, completely obliterating the weeb into nothing. The other knights were slightly damaged from the sheer shockwave of the weeb-obliteration
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>>5355632
"Oh shit, sorry about that."
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>>5355632
Hey, free sake
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>>5355632
His bravery will not be forgotten for the next ten minutes. Now, let us see the special ending.
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>>5355633
>>5355634
>>5355635
"That was ruthless. To push a fellow knight into certain death like that....you are truly my children......Also Lilly, about that thing you asked before....I hid a book called "How to pick up fair maidens" under the floorboards...ask your mom"

Then he dies.

For reals this time
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>>5355636
NOW ABSCOND THE CITY BEFORE THOSE OTHER KNIGHTS CATCH US
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>>5355636
It is time to escape the city with haste!
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>>5355637
>>5355639
Speaking of which, Gustaf's secret order has also JUST arrived. And we will deal with that....in like 2 hours.
I gotta head out for a bit
I
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>>5355640
>>I gotta head out for a bit
oh alright, see ya OP
I'll take a quick nap then
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>>5355640
>>5355639
HEY GUSTAF
can I join the secret order
I don't think my previous knightly order will take me back plus you're cool
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>>5355700
oh god it's the larpers
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>>5355702
Twinkle gets a -50 debuff
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>>5355700
Grandmaster! We have just defeated a most fearsome opponent, but fear not: The Grail remains safe.
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>>5355704
"Is that so? Great news Gustaf! Come on now. Get over here and show me"
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>>5355710
Hand over the Grail.
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>>5355719
Gustaf makes his way over to where his order is standing! Any objections to this turn of events?
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>>5355727
None. Deliver the Grail.
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>>5355727
Can I at least have credit for this, I need to pass the final test with it
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>>5355732
>>5355734
"....Wait. You. You're from the Pure Lilly Convent School aren't you"
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>>5355739
Ye- uh maybe but that other Lily Knight sure is
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>>5355745
"Ah my mistake then. Guess this hand written letter addressed to the headmistress of the Pure Lilly Convent School for Proper Ladies won't be of use to you then. As it vouches that you've retrieved the Grail and delivered it to its rightful place and therefore should pass with flying colors"
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>>5355748
Wait you know the headmistress?
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>>5355748
Grandmaster, time is wasting. The Cult that stole the Grail have much control in Tower City. Even parts of the Nobility is under their sway. We must leave before they can muster more forces to oppose us.
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>>5355748
The fuck happened!? I wake up to this?
I demand a happy ending for Orkuzashi
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>>5355762
He got to meet his perfect waifu in heaven.
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>>5355763
You mother fuckers!
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>>5355748
Does this get us to keep our job?
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>>5355751
>>5355758
>>5355766
>>5355762
"Gustaf, if what you say is true, then things are worse than I thought. Come, all of you, into the carriage. We'll discuss more on the way"
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>>5355769
Coincidentally, the weeb knight's king comes
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>>5355769
WAAAAIT, first I take corpses of my brother, Weeb knight, and dad, cultist knight, for proper burial and getting the will from my dads corpse
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>>5355769
Wait .... am Weeb Alive? Plot tweest?
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>>5355774
Wait, your brother is dead? Pretty sure he's just drunk.
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>>5355777
I don't know anymore, but we still need our dads will to see who inherits the uhhh...whatever we inherit from him
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>>5355776
Perhaps he was looking at the WEEB GHOST.

Speaking of which

>>5355772
"Grandmaster. There's a small army approaching. Seems to be from the neighboring kingdom"
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>>5355782
I'm going to need to hold on the that letter for...the other one, yeah she needs it
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>>5355782
Just so we are clear. You guys do the resurrection things, yes? Like monks and such calling upon their god to bring the dead back to life or something?
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>>5355782
Can't believe you guys sacrificed me while I was under the durrr spell.
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>>5355783
"Suuuuuuure she does. Here."

>>5355785
"Yes. Why do you ask?"

>>5355786
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>>5355782
Quickly, we must escape before we are drawn in to battle with the Kingdom.
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>>5355788
Gee thanks.
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>>5355788
We got a fallen knight who helped us on this quest, he's around here, and there, some on our dad right here, that smear too...oh and I think his head is here somewhere
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>>5355794
The only honorable knights here are the drunks. Really I did not expect such chivalry and honor. My gratitude to you brotha.
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>>5355793
>>5355790
>>5355794
>>5355795
"Oh. You mean resurrect THAT kind of dead huh....hmmmm"

Who wants to roll for this one
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>>5355795
As a wise man once said, "Family" or something, it was in like a play about horses going really fast and furious or something
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>>5355798
Uhhh what is the roll goal?
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>>5355799
Ah the eastern drift horse race is all I know of.
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>>5355798
Bring melee baaaaccccckkk old man!
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>>5355802
A. The Secret Order can resurrect the Weeb, thereby avoiding conflict with the Other Kingdom
B. The weeb is to fucked to be resurrected, the Other Kingdom won't be pleased
C. Rocks fall everyone dies
D. Genuflect
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>>5355805
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5355798
D
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>>5355805
Uhhhhhhhh A, our employment depends on it
I'm working real hard here to not choose D here, weeb, you better appreciate it
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>>5355806
>>5355807
>>5355808
So who wanna roll. This will determine the final ending slides
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>>5355805
A.
For his service in bringing the Grail back to it's rightful place, the Order bestows upon the Weeb new life. Also a cupon for 25% off any purchase in the Knight Shop.
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>>5355810
I'M ROLLING
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5355810
Gizza sec, let me test that
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5355808
I do greatly
>>5355810
Let's roll, heart of the d-d-dice!
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Alright. Anyone else who hasn't rolled yet. Roll 1d100

The highest will be considered the "luckiest" and will help the weeb not die for good
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>>5355815
Oh we choose amongst ourselves or is it a roll against each other?
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5355819
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
but actually it's for the weeb so it's like uraaaahhhhh...
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5355819
I suppose this is the least he deserves for throwing the perfect cast
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Rolled 46 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5355819
Revive him with the scent of discounted deals
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>>5355821
Nice
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>>5355823
>>5355822
>>5355821
Please make me Mochi fresh or poak bun scent.
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>>5355821
You. You are clearly the best roll (probably)

Roll 1d4:

1. The Secret Order can resurrect the Weeb, thereby avoiding conflict with the Other Kingdom
2. The weeb is to fucked to be resurrected, the Other Kingdom won't be pleased
3. The Secret Order can resurrect the Weeb, but something goes wrong during the process
4. Genuflect
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>5355830
MOB KNIGHTS ALWAYS WIN BABYYYYYYYY
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>>5355831
wow
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>>5355831
Gottem, bro
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>>5355831
That he fucking does!
>>5355830
Upon resurrection Weeb knight becomes casual weeb knight to join in Mob Knights Special attacks.
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>>5355831
The Mob always prevail.
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>>5355831
The universe cannot accept a good ending for the weeb. and thus it imploded.

The End
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>>5355838
rip weeb
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>>5355838
Gasp!
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>>5355838
Okay, but what if...
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>>5355838
What a twist.
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>>5355847
NANI! DID WEEB BECOME A SINGULARITY?
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>>5355841
oh shit free money
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>>5355850
TRAP OP AND CHANGE THE ENDING OURSELVES
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>>5355850
NOW, GET THE NET
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>>5355851
YOU TRAITOROUS SONS OF BITCHES
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>>5355855
>>5355849
WEEB JUST THIS ONE TIME, YOU WILL OWE US DESPITE US KILLING YOU
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>>5355856
Doesn't that just cancel them out?
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>>5355855
GET THE STICKS
>>5355858
Nah, betraying you was a one step process, resurrecting is a three step one, and 3-1=2 so there
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>>5355861
Ah, I've always been bad at math, so I have to take your word for it
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>>5355855
>>5355864
Yeah, clearly
Also do you mind if the insane crazy voice in your head gets removed
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And thus, all's well that ends well. After he was revived by the Secret Order, the Weeb was returned to his Kingdom. Having shamed himself by failing his mission and also dying, he locked himself in his room for a while. The outside world is scary
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>>5355868
sounds like marian
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>>5355868
sounds like quattro
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The Mob Knights died of AIDS
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>>5355873
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
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>>5355873
Yer just malding because we trapped you
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The Mob joined the sacred order. Clearly because they were inspired by the great time they spent with the Scythe Knight. And definitely not because they were fired from their previous job for losing the grail.

Their illustrious career of slacking off and drinking on the job continues
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>>5355879
Ayyyyyy the Mob Knight drip
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>>5355879
Truly masters of our craft
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For bringing back the Grail. Gustaf was promoted into Master Knight.

And also given a coupon that's worth about 15% off in the Order Gift Shop
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>>5355894
They sell gift scythes for your friends
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>>5355896
Uh oh Twinkle...
The dream's ending
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Thanks to the Grandmaster's letter. Twinkle was able to graduate and officially become a proper lady knight. The headmistress looked kinda miffed about it tho, wonder why.
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>>5355902
yay, congrats twinkle
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>>5355868
Eh it's better than being dead
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>>5355902
So Weeb Knight joins the ranks of Quattro, Marian, Mark and Zebra in the "utter failure" category
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For defeating the Final Boss before the timer ends. You have managed to stop the Schizo ending. Clearly this adventure took place in reality, and not a delusion of Patient Twinkle. The entire hospital sequence turned out to be just a drug-induced distraction.

Or maybe this just means they managed to save Patient Twinkle from dying to the ambulance crash and this was all a coma dream, who knows.
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>>5355911
Just like all isekai animes
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>>5355911
YEAAAAAH
so it's part of the greater adventure lore now?
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>>5355911
Just like many of my Japanese animes
Are you sure you aren't Yoko taro!?
Also what's our next adventure
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Holy shit this was awesome, should've let weeb dead though.
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>>5355913
BE SURE TO WATCH OUT FOR KNIGHT CAMEOS IN FUTURE QUESTS, KIDS

WHERE THEY WILL DIE HORRIBLY WITHOUT ANYBODY TO SAVE THEM
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>>5355920
YEAAAAAAAAAH
well, it's time to vote for a new adventure
I'm partial to a new skeleton island marian/quattro thing
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>>5355920
Or just sorta show up in the background
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>>5355911
The Grail is now in safe hands. We've also unlocked Cult Knight for subsequent playthroughs. Very nice.
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>>5355922
To die horribly, yes
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>>5355921
you want a quest where the only option is abject failure
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>>5355929
redeeming the skelebros is all I want
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Aight nerds, got any more ideas
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>>5355932
If we wanted a skeleton fetish quest we would have just said shotasniffer
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>>5355932
Punch Dude
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>>5355932
make the skeleton thing "Skeleton Island 3"

also some sorta future cyberpunk thing could be cool
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>>5355933
uooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shotasniffer
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>>5355932
Oh I got another idea, regular dude tries to buy milk
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>>5355938
Milk Dude
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>>5355938
sounds like cult knight
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>>5355932
I am not clever or creative, so I can't contribute ideas, but these look good.
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>>5355932
Simon Quest where he tries to buy an anime
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>>5355944
how about a Texas quest where it's a spaghetti western
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>>5355946
This one, this one I like.
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>>5355946
No child shall go unheadshot...
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>>5355932
one about a dude running a space ship, the bigger the better
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>>5355932
>>5355955
some sorta space battleship yamato/gundam cross over thing could be cool and could fulfill OP's need for mechs
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Alright, I think that's everything. Probably.

Good adventurin' lads
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>>5355967
yeah it only took us 10 months
nice
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>>5355969
May I direct you to Skeleton Island 2 that spanned 2 years
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>>5355972
but that had an endless plot and lots of storybuilding
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>>5355973
I'm still not sure what we achieved
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>>5355975
cum
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>>5355975
Such is life
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Thanks everyone for making this....amazing....adventure happen. Yea.

Poll be here: http://poal.me/e0ghmo

Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

If only Opee didn't die of AIDS
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>>5355984
also vote for multiple options
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>>5355984
Thanks for running!
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>>5355984
I live in a society

also no dragon witch on this poll? what happened...
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>>5356361
fuck

i forgot
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wow!! check this totally official next quest teaser I found!
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>>5356864
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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kinda wish we saw k-knight and bombard knight, I had fun designing them
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>>5356971
next time bby
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I did a thing: https://poal.me/krb8rz
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>>5355984
looks like we might have a combo quest of space battleship and skeleton island thing
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>>5356971
>>5356983
kinda dumb question, but what is k-knight's name a reference to?
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>>5357293
K-Pop
>>
knight
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>>5357293
He is, and may the lord forgive me for uttering this, a Korean
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>>5357394
>korean
the people south of best korea are not true koreans
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>>5357224
So Quattro quest where he takes a space battleship to rescue Bobby from something
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>>5357628
yeah but we need everyone else in the family too
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>>5357630
make it the avengers: infinity war of the TNAPverse
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>>5357671
so all the cameos in the world
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>>5357674
that's skeleton island 4: endgame
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>>5357416
north koreans aren't people
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>>5356864
the FUCk
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mob
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wtf how did we manage to have captured princess suddenly rise to top
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To be fair Weeb 3 fucked up everything
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>>5359593
What the fuck is your problem
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>>5360046
Evidently, Weeb 3
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>>5360051
all water under the bridge now that weeb knight got the bad ending and will be laughed at for actually dying
>>
I do hope we get another quest in the Knightverse some day. We have many interesting Knight concepts that were unpicked.
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>>5360238
The knightverse is literally just the TNAPverse but in the medieval past
Every quest is connected and canon and Lolisniffer is the Thanos of TNAPverse
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Next thread when
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>>5361844
when it's done
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Man OP your threads and characters are so fun and good if I had the artistic skill I'd draw porn of them. That's how good they are. Good work to all the PC's for bringing this to life
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>>5362202
give OP money and he will draw the porn for you
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>>5362227
I don't think he has a commission sheet
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>captured princess was just a leftover from the past poll
>rises to the top unexpectedly
You guys are just thirsty for female protagonists
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>>5362235
contact Sojourner, then
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>>5362404
NOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT VOTE FOR ANYTHING OUTSIDE SKELETONS! WE NEED MORE THREADS FOR ZEBRA TO MAKE HIS COMBACK
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>>5362202
Girls of Notapaladin Calender when
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>>5363057
how many of them are there
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>>5363192
Just enough
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>>5357293
The fact he stutters.
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Let's just get the captured princess quest (a sequel to qst adventure thing) with special guests from skeleton island and put them on a space battle ship.
There will be time fuckery.
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>>5365302
First we need to find OP
This may take a month
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>>5366200
Maybe more
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>>5366200
>>5366297
I propose kidnapping and forcing OP to run 24/7 for our entertainment.
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>>5366297
Maybe 1000 years
Unless OP tells us
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>>5367287
Perhaps even more than that
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>>5367303
OP has run away
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this quest had the best designs in my honest opinion, sad to see it go
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>>5371688
Booty Cultist is indeed peak character design



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