Are you a costumed villiain looking for someone to represent you and all you stand for? Why look no further, for everything you seek is with The Guild of Calamitous Intent! Our guild is lead by a council of some of the most prolific villiains in the history of all villainy who answer to the most prolific of them all, the mighty Sovereign. So if you seek to organize with those who look out for you everything you could possibly want is with the guild, because with the guild it's Hate you can Trust! Application below>Reply to this post with the following>Villain name>Origin story as brief as you like>A description of your character's appearance, abilities, personality, and henchmen>Include image if you care to take the time to make one or find one close to your description>After your application you shall await a meeting with the council and it's Sovereign in the next post
>>5299205>Villain name>The Scarlet Shadow>Origin story>A science experiment gone wrong, our main man was trying to find a cure for cancer by infusing animal genes into humans, unfortunately nothing worked and all his clients eventually succumbed to their illness. At the end of his rope and with his funding nearly cut, Simon Chalamet decides to turn himself into his last test subject. He infused his DNA with vampire bat DNA, and discovered that his body was 100% cancer free! Not that he had cancer to begin with, but as an added bonus the vampire bat DNA gave him strange powers, including a intense hunger for human blood!>Description of character>Looks like pic related, and has the ability to control and manipulate blood. Kind of an edgelord, he's really just overcompensating for being a meek nerd at heart. His henchmen all dress like the classic Bella Lugosi Dracula, lots of red and black and capes.
>>5299303>You first meeting with the guild>You sit on a office chair in the middle of an empty room with a floor projector in the middle and large television screens on the walls>They all switch on and there are villainous silhouettes on each one
>>5299442>>5299303>Councilman 1Welcome Scarlet Shadow to the Guild of Calamitous Intent>Councilman 4We've been expecting you >Councilman 7We've been determining your guild level and who would make a suitable arch nemesis for you>Roll for your guild level with dice dice+2d6>High rolls and impressive descriptions get a higher guild level placement. Lower rolls and not as impressive descriptions get a lower placement
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d6)>>5299474ROLLAN
>>5299205>Villain nameNihil>Origin StoryThe heir to the large tech company "Luxor", Lucian Aurus desired nothing than freedom since childhood, but even as a little kind his desire of freedom manifested in peculiar ways, he was utmost dilligent, rarely spoke unless prompted and always did what his parents told him to, prefering relish in being left alone than rebelling. All of this changed when his parents died in a tragic accident and young Lucian found himself in charge of Luxor. What fallowed was a large crisis within both the company and Lucian as bad finances and the constant stress made him leave behind his old life in search of what true freedom is and how to attain it. After years of wandering the world, Lucian joined the ranks of an east-asian cult whose foundation was the escape of man from the world that binds him. Quickly rising through the ranks, he devised the philosophy of "Kaihokarasonzai" or "Freedom from Being" under the pseudonym of Nihil, which preaches that freedom in the modern sense is just a spook and that its true from lies in utter nothingness. After purging the members of the cult who tried to oppose him in his rise to power, he is back to claim his heirloom as Lucian Aurus, so that Nihil may succede in giving true freedom to the world.>Description of characterHe is a tall and lanky man in his late 20s, whose pale skin hangs unto his bones after years of a willing ascentic livestyle. A scar is visible near his right eye, a reminder of an earlier battle against a more militant member of his cult. He is an ascentic who, while still ploting to end existance, will not go out of his way to cause suffering, preferring to use his words and connections to open doors for future developments in his. His henchmen are his loyal followers who don in white and black robes and masks during ceremonies and common clothing in the public.
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)>>5299474
>>5299488You're easily anywhere between a level 7 to 8 villain. You get to arch super scientist and costumed vigilantes with the big guys (Nines and tens) but probably not the absolute top shelf ones but close to it>Councilman 9 Congratulations, Scarlett Shadow. You are now in the big leagues. Your arch will be an OSI military research chemist named Andrew Winston or "Andy Wins" as he's affectionately known by family, friends, and the various casinos he tactically counts cards at but walks away from the table before it gets suspicious
>>5299503>Councilman 1The Guild has decided to place you at level 8>Councilwoman 10A fitting number for such a fan of infinity>Councilman 7Your arch nemesis has been selected. His name is Torig Holmvig a Norwegian astrophysicist who's worked on the Hadron Collider and done extensive research into dark matter>Councilwoman 10We feel that your arching of Torig may bring you closer to the answers you seek and possibly the goal you wish to achieve
>>5299205>Villain nameBlood Diamond>Origin story as brief as you likeThe only son of the owner of a diamond mine, while he had no objections to his family's more illegal practices he found them boring. After his parents had a bizarre accident and somehow drowned in the soup they were having for dinner Blood Diamond gave some nice donations to the local police force before selling the mine and leaving the country he grew up in.>A description of your character's appearance, abilities, personality, and henchmenBlood Diamond looks totally unassuming, but when on Guild business wears what can be best described as a copy of Moist von Lipwig's golden suit from Discworld with a domino mask.The only reason he wants to join the Guild is because he thinks the whole thing is ridiculous enough to be hilarious, and he expects it will be more entertaining than being a standard evil c.e.o.He has no special powers of his own but has acces to several billion dollars and just hires or buys whoever or whatever he needs for his current plan, which can range from pathetically petty to ruining someone's life, based on whatever he feels like.
>>5299992"Before I start, there are two questions that need to be answered: Where is the Hadron Collieder mister Holmvig worked at and what resources could I call upon other than my own?"Do we write what we do next and roll or how does this quest work?
>>5300184>Councilman 1Nevermind the collider, he doesn't work there anymore. His former colleagues are wellsprings of information. Go ahead and start looking around Brussels, London, and Paris>>5300077We shall determine your guild level>Roll the dice and it will be compared to your post
>>5300184"Belive me, everything matters. Until our next meeting ">leave and search online, from multiple internet cafes and devices, everything about Holmvig, his work, his family, his coworkers, everything.Seriosly, how do I play this quest.
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d6)>>5301018>>5300077
>>5302278Well, guess I'm low level
>>5299205>Wheeler [John Kirov]>A soldier of fortune, born in the early 60s he went into the army as quickly as anything and left after accumilating enough training and familiarity with how the armies of the cold war worked, finding their lack of action and their low pay to be inadequate for his desires.>From the age of 23, he was a lean and mean merc who took jobs right into the heart of the danger zone, racking up experience and money in equal measure until he was a premium service that took jobs as he desired rather than as was requested.>After pulling out of the mercenary buissness, John took his savings and bought a large commercial building in an american city and refurbished it as an accepting refuge for the strange, the apartments known as "The Uneven Hotel". Supers had already begun to crop up at this point, and Kirov had developed his own abilities very subtly over his lifetime, so his kinship with the powered but unfortunates was rather keenly felt. His low rates and fierce protectiveness of both property and tenants made the occupancy skyrocket and permit expansion, alongside employment of some of his tennants into managers and guardians of the Hotel and their sister locations. Now he is getting older, nearing his 50's and age has begun to wear away at the hardbitten edge he once possessed. New deterrence must be found for his properties, after all, he is only one man.>A late 40's male with greying brown hair, cut short on everywhere but his fringe which he makes a habit of slicking back. Still incredibly well defined muscle mass and stands at around 5'9>Abilities: Movement based force multiplication/division. There are Three aspects to the power.1. The first is the faster I move, The more I weaken structures and people around me and the more damage I do with a blunt force attack.At a walk, I am above baseline human able to ignore small arms fire. with my weakening/breakable aura noticable enough to send a grown man stumbling with a gentle push. At a sprint I could maybe send a small car skidding a few meters with a punch, reducing a foot of concrete's strength to that of wet sand and A man's bones like jelly.2. The second part is the inverse. By moving slower, then I am more durable. Walking, I could shrug off small arms fire and armour piercing rounds are very ineffective. Sprinting would make me just bruise from gun shots while Armour peircing rounds and above work as they would against unpowered individuals. Standing still renders armour peircing wholly harmless. As a final aspect, I am able to accelerate from a dead stop to a run in a second before my speed bleeds down to normal and stop in a half second. Strafing has never been easier.
To better use this power, he often makes usees of shotguns and other very close range weaponry, like brass knuckles in conjunction with modern bodyarmour, as much as he can get it.>Regarding henchmen, he only possesses 4 supers of middling usefulness or power, such as a man who makes hosts of grasping hands appear out of stone from up to 16 feet away, and several dozen persecuted or on the run supers with nowhere else to turn whom rely on on him to act as landlord, protector and judge within the domain of the Uneven Corridoors, of which there are some 6 locations across america, acting as safehouses and neutral ground for many different groups.
Hey sorry guys, I've abandoned this game, but please keep making villiain builds? I love reading them.If someone abit more versed in quest hosting wants to take over here that'd be awesome
>>5302708>BANGIf you cannot run an evil organisation, you have no buissness complaining when a coup occurs.Now then, Ladies and Gentlemen of Evil, I shall be assuming the position of guildmaster over the incredibly disappointing corpse which now lies dead under the meeting table, a fine shark treat shall he make.Welcome to The Guild of Calamitous Intent!Due to restructuring of management and bureaucracy, I will have to HEAVILY SUGGEST you fill out your new forms, adopt your nametag and report to the conference room, or Else.>Name>Your power type [Psychic, Mechanical, Biological]>Getting into the role is optional, but recommended for funs sake.Right so I'm taking over this shindig, and I'm going to style it in a game format. The goal is to produce a superweapon with which to threaten the world with, and to do so we will have a tier based tech tree. If you've played School of the dead quest from 2018 this will be familiar.To win for your power type, you have to create the Superweapon. Due to limited funding, only one invention will be green lit per turn, with players rolling 1d100 and the highest being selected. This roll will be augmented by "FAVOUR" which can be earned by completing secondary tasks for the Guild, 5 favour would mean 1d100+5.Tier 1 "inventions" are able to affect the individual who uses them.Tier 2 "Inventions" are able to affect Animals.Tier 3 "Inventions" are able to afffect hapless goons, foolish reporters and the general public in a very small area.Tier 4 "Inventions" are able to effect Cities worth of civilians at a time or finally effect those wretched do gooders, the Super League members!And Tier 5 is Superweapon tier, once this is achieved the game is over and a faction declared the winner. They can threaten the world.Each tier requires that there are 4 inventions below it, so you need 4 tier 1 inventions to create a tier 2. And you need 4 tier 2 to start work creating a tier 3. Tier 5 requires 5 tier 4 inventions.Psychic inventions are to do with mind-based powers, think professor X or Siren, they manipulate minds.Mechanical inventions are Robotics and digital based mad science.Biological is the usual fare of super soldiers, monsters and genetic improvements.Inventors of one type cannot create another type, but by collaborating with another, a Hybrid invention can be created.
>>5303245And of course, if you do a mission for the guild, roll a d100. the one with the highest roll in that mission gets +5 favour, and then a variable amount of favour based on the roll itself.Now then, as you can see, My coup of the Guild was not entirely without issue. The fighting has damaged the henchmen quarter and will need some repairing quite quickly, while someone else will need to go and hunt down all the slaves who escaped from the energy producing reactor of unethical working conditions. We're also in dire need of a large and imposing ornate door, seeing as how Soverigns corpse made a very large hole in it while he was still breathing.So while you are all biting at the Bit to propose your latest devious inventions, perhaps you would spare a hand or prosthetic replacement towards these most pressing matters>Repair the Henchmens quarters>Hunt down the slaves for the Power Generator of Unethical Working Conditions.>Install an imposing Door to the Guild base.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5303247>DISCO ROBOTO>Power type - Mechanical>The volcanic activity of Port Polka swallows Supreme Commander Tango whole, and the corpses of his Disco Division lay scattered around the battlefield. Unbeknownst to the mysterious heroes who defeated him, engulfed in magma, Tango's cyborg suit activates its final failsafe/backup measure. Tango's dream of making the entire world dance will continue once more through his lifeless cybernetic invention... DISCO ROBOTO awakens, intent on creating a Superweapon to make the whole world dance!! (Reference material - Mutant Moshers: Disco Division!)>Tier 1 Invention for self: Boom-Boxing Gloves - Keep your distance, or kapow, sucker!! You'll get bopped by these beat-bound, rhythmic, fist-fighting implements!!If possible, also volunteer to>Install an imposing Door to the Guild base.
>>5303247I just re-read everything, which I should've done before posting and rolling. Since I already rolled, never mind the door for now, I'll focus on the invention.
>>5303296Ah my dear Disco Roboto, I'm afraid there is only time before the cut off for Research OR the aid in reconstructing the base's marvelous doors.It would be one or the other.
>>5303299Wonderful, my Crazily corrupt conductor.>I'll wait for at least another person to join up before starting. Ideally two, but that can be ignored.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5303245>Simulacrum>Mechanical(Psychic if memes fall in that group)>The brilliant mind behind Luxor's rise to power, he seeks to win history for humanity by hijacking it via automated memetic MKUltra.>>5303247Out of the way Nihil, Luxor Inc. has a new villain. While you gentleman were doing your rapid corporate reshuffling don't mind if I >Repair the Henchmens quartersFor our dear workers, I'm sure that they will love their new personal TVs, in the mean time, has anybody seen my Project Goldenbeam presentation? We can all watch it once I find it again.
>>5303318Ah Simulacrum, So glad that you could make it for our reshuffling.Yes, indeed, I can see some confusion on your application, you will find that Memetic brainwashing in the vein of media overload and films would be Mechanical, while Psychic memes would be placing the ideas directly in others heads and exerting an unnatural control over the masses of humanity.But it is all very good to see both of you present!>I'm going to leave the place open for another hour or two, then give the quest rewards and invention post.
>>5303332I am glad to be welcomed here.Anyway, I will throw my lot in the Mechanical path, as for the Psychic doctrine, I don't reckon we will, at most, need some old projection technology, but it will work regardless.Until then gentleman.
>>5299205>villain nameMartian marauderReal nameCorporal frag of the red world>origin storyHe is not human, not from earth, not even from this dolor system, Frag was Shanghaid from his homeworld by some strange human sorcerer who had been fighting some strange horror from beyond, before frag could ask what was going on the sorcerer was promptly smushed by an extra large tentacle, in response frag drew his matter smasher and proceeded to push back the eldrich horror, after that well he was pretty much stuck on earth looking for a way home, at first he was trying to get ahold of the governing body of this world but a movie poster by the name mars attacks dispelled him of that line of question.Frag wandered the earth eventually wandering by the venture compound, he watched as what appeared to be a giant paper mache egg flew above poring out strange men in insect themed clothing, upon questioning one more he neerest ones what’s going on, the other thought I was of the guild with all my advanced tech, frag asked them for more information and turns out he could get more advanced tech if he played dress up and bullied scientist, seeking a way home he went to the guild>description He looks like one of the grunts from mars attacks except he is much taller, he has a field that extracts his required elements to breath. He has advanced technological knowledge on weaponry, martial training in hand to hand, melee weaponry, guns rifles and his personal matter smasher though he doesn’t kill civilians or injuredHe is essentially a soldier his personality is actually rather not that evil he just looks weird, he doesn’t really have any henchmen not yet anyway
>>5303388Would you like to rejoin using the correct paperwork, rather than the outdated minds of sovereign and his poor organisational skills, Chitnron?>5 minutes until I call the quests and Innovations
>>5303400Then using the posts >>5303245 and >>5303247You can take example from >>5303296. I'd assume he is a Biological power type due to being superhuman. But you can get on with that.
>>5303388>Martian marauder>Expertise in technological weaponry and military doctrine An alien corporal trained extensively in many forms combat from martial to mental to technological, he is not an alien to be underestimated, his goal get home by any means (excluding civilians). He is willing to lead a platoon of men into battle!
>>5303413>Tier 1 Invention for self: Field emitter, prevents all dangerous pathogens, chemicals and chemical deterents
>>5303417please roll 1d100
>>5303417>Hunt down the slaves for the Power Generator of Unethical Working Conditions.Utilizing my martial training I quickly gather as many of these scientists while trying to minimize casualties and injuriesThenRather than have theses sapients in a rather poor working condition he proceeds to help theme build and maintain the generator having a field emmiter helps immensely with preventing death by generator
>>5303424>>5303417you may only do one of these actions, at current, and I will still require a roll of 1d100 for the one you choose.
>>5303426Sorry dice+1d100 I will make the field emitter such a device will help in the long run
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>5303427Accidentally put it in the wrong box
The rebuilding is coming along very nicely, while the science department has been working diligently under the watchful eye of our resident cattleherders, the base seems to be coming back to fruition marvelously.>>5303318Thank you Simulacrum, the Beds of Unnerving comfort and 45 inch plasma screen TV's have done wonders for morale around here. Though I wonder was it truly neccercery to be blaring a rick asterly song at all hours of the day?>Simulacrum favour +15>>5303296The Guild council has seen fit to grant funding to the invention of the Boom Boxing Gloves, a most diabolical weapon indeed which has several of our henchmen bopping along their duties in unison.>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 0>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 15>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 0>Psychic>MechanicalBoom-Boxing gloves [T1]>BiologicalWith the base restored and power coming back to functionality, we have the next issue of funding.Naturally, while you all have your proposals in mind, the guild would look favourably on those who lend their hand to these matters.>Merchandise evil toys>Rob a bank>Steal cars from Porche.
>>5303429Ah, forgive me Martian marauder, we seem to have mistakenly filed your patent under the wrong address. . we will correct this now.>Psychic>MechanicalField emitter [T1]>Biological
>>5303433No offense has been made my people are as plagued by paperwork and book keeping as much as yours
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d10 + 10)>>5303431Why of course it is, how else would you implant the idea of loyality and fidelity into the trash that makes up our labourers? We need to be able to promise more to the guys we will be hiring, and for that I have an idea.>Tier 1 invention - Trade Steward, a self learning AI advisor for stock exchange and crypto trading.We will train it with simulated markets before releasing it to the public via Luxor Inc. so it can further learn, what the buyers won't know is that we will have not only their financial data, but also a much more powerful version of Steward, with training from all of them. We will be one step closer to automating the economy for ourselves. Maybe even one of those caped crusaders will download it.
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5303445Rerolling with the proper dice.
>>5303445An automated economy how inventive
>>5303451A automated economy FOR ourselves.Belive me friend, automated stock manipulation is childplay when you've been in this game long enough.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5303445(Is it possible for me to aide simulacrum in his ai programming), I’d like to add a sub system to help acquire military hardware and food, you can’t win a war in an empty stomach.
>>5303431(That evil toy idea I’d like to keep in mind next turn because I have a plan for it involving some military ai chips)
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5303431Boom-Boxing gloves were not invented, correct? >>Tier 1 invention: Strobe Laser - A destructive long range weapon that shoots multi hued laser volleys to the beat of Disco Roboto's favorite songs
>>5303551I'm afraid not my good Disco Roboto, while it was a fantastic idea, it is unfortunate to say that the council found more merit with the Field EmitterHe rolled a 96 over your 69, so he got the spot.>>5303461I'm sure such cooperation will be spectacular for our aims. You can't be rich without any money after all!If you supported his idea, it's essentially just giving a second roll to the idea making it more likely to pass on.
>>5303554I am in support of his idea most definitely
It seems that the matter of funding can be pushed back slightly, as an exchange scam push has provided the Guild several Million in loose crypto-currencies, but the value isn't expected to hold much weight for long, especially once it begins to thaw.>>5303445>>5303461>>5303551It is a record push for all three of our primary contributors of the guild to put forward their designs, and after careful review, the stockmarket analyst implant has been allocated the Guild's funds for it's development.Favour Simulacrum = +5Favour Martian Marauder = +5>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 0>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 20>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 5>Psychic>MechanicalBoom-Boxing gloves [T1]Trade steward [T1]>BiologicalThe AI implant, Trade Steward, while rather excellent with large scale bets and developing ideal long term scores and investments, is still rather simplistic and incapable of determining how others will react to outside stimuli, making unexpected market changes completely throw off it's predictions as will trying to give it insufficient data points, like the sale of Nuclear reactors or Enweakenium, the weakness of my own enemy Theodore the Strongman! The irritating dogooder!So the Guild would greatly appreciate the ironing out of this kink, or the acquisition of Enweakenium the old fashioned way! Either way, the Guide of Calamitous Intent prospers while the Super League will face great peril!>Refine Trade Steward [Mechanical only]>Play the stock market>Steal an Enweakenium shipment from the Japanese space station
Rolled 19 (1d100)Didn't Simulacrum use 10 favor already? >>5303445>>5303446Or am I misinterpreting something?>>5303656I happen to know Japanese quite well. Domo arigato, disco roboto.>Steal an Enweakenium shipment from the Japanese space station
>>5303656>Refine Trade Steward [Mechanical only]I shall assist with this unique construct, I am not as familiar with earth economics but I am familiar with coding systems and frankly the earths stock market terrifies me, as I see mr roboto planning his attempt I wish to pass him a copy of my field emitter while I focus on coding.
>>5303708My dice roll disappeared what I’m the pits of kufare is up with this system
>>5303708Cmon by the queen of Orion give me life!
>>5303689favour isn't used up my good friend, it is simply what you add to your roll to get the notion put to the council. They enjoy the regard with which the council endows them for assisting the Guild in their myriad of ways.Consider favour to be a form of reputation. The Guild always looks after it's favorites.Unfortunately Simulacrum must be suffering a glitch in his systems, wherein he doesn't recognise his 1's from 2's.He should have rolled with 15, not 10.
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5303708this is another attempt at rolling the dice
>>5303802dang at least the dice rolled
Rolled 88 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>5303656>Refine Trade Steward [Mechanical only]It's time to update from the alpha variant.
>>5304025Thank you I was having trouble with your “java Script”
>>5304031>java ScriptWait until you see the things I do in HolyC.
>>5303689Ah disco Roboto-Sama, your heist was a smashing success, so I'd heard. Though if you had intended to turn the station into a beatboxing base for you and yours, you would be best served disabling the silent alarms.I do hope that buffoon Bucking Katana wasn't too much trouble for you.>Disco roboto +10 Favour>>5303708>>5303802Trade steward's upgrade is substantial! Already he has begun to pick out market forces and read news tickers, plus our own ebullient board s to determine when the value of various items would fluctuate.A resounding success all told, though I do question why the most popular luxury items that upswing from our operations are Theodore the strongman figurines. . .>Simulacrum favour +15>Martian marauder favour +5>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 10>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 35>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 10>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]>BiologicalWith the recent wealth issue steadily being run up to acceptable levels, our attention must now turn to the staff and henchmen which make up the many insignificant hands of our organisations long reach. And the issue is, even with Field emitters, they are just, too, STUPID!Creeping around in clown shoes! telling the Superleague our plans in a comical attempt to avoid telling them our plans! their effeciency in hand to hand combat decreasing proportional to the amount in the fray! AND THEIR AIM!Grrrr, The guild would appreciate anyone whom is able or willing to whip these guttersnipes into shape.>Train Henchmen in close combat>Run an emergency drill>Ambush the henchmen to scare skill into them.
Rolled 45 + 35 (1d100 + 35)>>5304114These henchmen, they lack the will to be better, an if they can't obtain it through their own atempts, then it will be drilled into them by us.>Tier 1 invention: The Personal Energy Potency Enhancer>tired of not having the will to live? Self-help books just aren't enough? Internet addiction making you stupider? Not to worry, Luxor Inc. presents to you P.E.P.E, the future in brainwashi- I mean possesion- I mean... self-improvement... Anyway, through controled expousure to "benefic memes", we can ensure that even the deepest, most stygian parts of your brain will serve you instead of the other way around.>Download P.E.P.E and be the change you want to see.>Disclaimer, Luxor Inc. is not responsible for any form of schizophrenia, bipolar personality disorder, psycopathy, sociopathy, autism or any other mental or phizical illness, or acts of terrorism that comes with the use of P.E.P.E, you have been warned.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5304114>Train Henchmen in close combatIn Mr. Miyagi fashion, I will teach them unrelated skills, like square dancing and stage diving, and this will somehow teach them combat proficiency!!
>>5304114Train Henchmen in close combatI shall train them in a combination of earth military and Martian boot camp training while our roboto friend teethes them from my understanding a form martial combat (would probably be useful) secondarily what weaponry is currently available in our storage? I’m not afraid of using chemical projectile weapons.
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5304343
>>5304170It seems that the Guild headquarters has recieved a much needed boost to it's security efficiency, though I have personal reservations about the new ambient music of the location being a playlist of Michel Jackson and 80's hip hop tomfoolery. . . >Disco Roboto, favour +15>>5304343I'm not sure what the martians do, but it has worked wonders on our men's cardio-scores, with marked improvements across the board. Though they had some complaints about your insistence on the dislocating of the legs to preform the "zero G ultimate red kick"? They have been sent to reeducation.>Martian Marauder favour + 5>>5304149The guild has seen fit to allocate their budget to Simulacrum's P.E.P.E apparatus, a delightful invention which makes the downloading of information swift and sometimes painless.Though the few terrorists we produce did have something against mass produced Juice for some reason.>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 25>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 35>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 15>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]>BiologicalThe guild has come along with leaps and bounds, and I find that it would do some good to reward all the diligent work which you have put forward, so I have declared a Guild picnic to be held!It would be greatly appreciated if you could provide a contribution to the Picnic.>Kidnap a K-pop celebrity for musical entertainment.>Steal the cheese supply of italy for the Lasagna>Crash the market value of Wine to bulk buy.
Rolled 81 + 35 (1d100 + 35)>>5304358>Kidnap a K-pop celebrity for musical entertainmentA K-Pop star you say... the memetic potential here is too much to pass.PACK UP SIGMARINES! We have open season for BTS.
>>5304365An idea occurs to my self if you plan on submitting submlimanal messages I would suggest having me on the program, people might think it’s some trailer or Hollywood stunt for a reboot of mars attacks or some other franchise
Rolled 87 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>5304358>>Crash the market value of Wine to bulk buy.Once everyone is drunk, they will want to dance... Heh-heh-heh...
>>5304466Looks like you have no competition for an invention slot if you choose to invent this turn
>>5304470>>5304470martian marauderis going to try to modify some vehicles he has on hand to create a mockup of his homelands military transport an armored flying saucer
Rolled 12 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>5304558finally got his look down
>>5304558this is still t1 tech for him because it can only have one driver
>>5304466>>5304560Very well Martian Marader, I belive that the experience we will gain from this endevour will be... most fascinating.Those character art pieces are wonderful.
>>5304570It shall be fun
>>5304365Oh that was a glorious celebration, Ki-je-tum shu was a break out preformance and really kept the energy alive, who knew that the knowledge your singing was the pass key to ensure that the floor didn't drop out from under you to be engulfed in venomous piranhas could inspire such a frantic and powerful preformance. Good show, good show!>Simulacrum favour = +15>>5304469And we cannot underestimate the great power of dance unleashed by caskets and caskets of wine, flowing freely like a typhoon of bubbling whites and reds and orange and clear and ping and green. . ah, some of those may have been spiked by the biology department. Well no matter, it was much appreciated!Though I must ask that under the influence of Oil, you do not strike Red Hand the fearsome across the face for 'Cramping your style' for doing the robot.>Disco roboto favour = +15>>5304558The council has seen fit to assign funding to mr Martian's millitary designs, though due to technological constraints, they are only able to be made to 1/100th scale, a small device which can barely fit a man if he hunches down, though with their repulsor technology they can move at nearly 600 mph and reach that from stationary in a mere 3 seconds.Reported nausia, but this is the price of speed.>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 40>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 50>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 15>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]>BiologicalAfter that well earned break, disaster has struck! files and hard records of the Guild have begun to go missing, and worse yet there has been several reports of hero's arriving minutes BEFORE our planned heists mean to take place!This is a desperate situation, though I understand that with the advent of our ability to produce the next tier of technology, you may all be chomping at the bit. . >Interrogate henchmen>Begin cyber-encryption and triangulation>Reset the passwords.
Rolled 63 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>5305589These meddling kids will soon learn to fear our Opsec.>Tier 2 invention: Digital cognitomines>Using advanced neurology and data gathered from P.E.P.E, these cognitomines will act as psychological traps that are activated at the smallest hint of foreign acces in our networks.>Once activated, they will unleash a visual and auditory attack upon the victim's mind, reaching towards their base instincts to generate as much terror as possible.>It is theorised that an advanced and subliminal variant of this tech could be used to influence the victim to do ohr bidding.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5305589>Strap Red Hand the Fearsome to a table and laser-drill his brain out until all he can do is dance. He won't disrespect me again. Er... Uh... I mean... This oughta stop those internal record thefts!!
>>5305681(Forgot my +40)
Rolled 51 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>5305589I shall recommend jet flight training and low altitude flying to prevent violations of airspace treaties, the last thing we need is the United States military might breathing down our necks (for now) As for the data leaks I shall investigate our server systems and cyber-encryption to discover and capture not kill these hackers, they may be useful if they are able to delve into our data they could get into military systems for some serious tech, also maybe look into this Area 51 urban legend if heard about
>>5305962I shall leave inventing to simulacrum i dont want to take all of the funding from the guild
>>5305681The interrogations go well, with incompetents being pruned from the ranks and even some tales abut Red Hand the Fearsome's disappearance have surfaced, revealing him to have degenerated from some manner of brain damage and fled into the wilds. We should surely keep an eye out to see what has become of our old collegue.However, a useful clue is found at last, As one of the henchmen swaggered into the compound, he was dogpiled and detained as his truth came out under hours of intensive disco torture.He'd not been present for the past 3 weeks, and had been trusting his friends to cover for his absence. . yet they had had no intention of doing so, but somehow he was still logged in and logged out with clockwork regularity.>>5305962While force displays are not required, for we are villains!, The council will consider your suggestions.Yet the data you retrived allowed for us to find the terminals from whence this faux-henchmen had been downloading the files and removing them, and find security footage.It is none other than electroman! A bundle of electricity that wears the synthetic skin of others to appear in their guise, and he's revealing our information to the Superleague well ahead of schedual!Something must be done, and swiftly, so a trap shall be set. While we cannot produce anything to harm a superhero, by the combined might of our EEEEVIL, we should be able to trick him!>Start making and posting phoney operations.>Tie fake maidens to train tracks.>Prepare the ink guns!>>5305608The guild has seen s-. . a portion of merit, in the construction of the Digi-mines, though they are of limited use in their current stage, only able to affect the minds of baser creatures, we can already see the value in distributing it across the internet to make those cats which browse video platforms leave the sites forever, thus removing the comptition for our own EEEEEEEEVIL PUSSY CAT PLAYTHROUGHS!and, ahem, naturally, as a reliable stepping stone to eventually working upon people!>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 40>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 50>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 15>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]>Biological
Rolled 1 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>5306227>Tie fake maidens to train tracks.an interesting twist on the evil trope though an idea for containing this being has sprung to my mind, a possible trade of favors, my field immiter tech has the capability of preventing his electrical form from leaving the field, while I'm on the topic I would request the distribution of the field emitter tech to people with auto immune disorder, this grape vine might lend credence to our capacity and cause if not prove us a more effective force than those do gooders. im think the name red tech opinions? make sure the tech is affordable!
Rolled 95 + 40 (1d100 + 40)>>5306227>T2 invention>Digestible Signal TransmittersThese tiny chips will be distributed through bugs, who will in turn be eaten by birds and rodents, then mammals and larger predators, each link in the chain spreading the signal farther and wider. The purpose of these chips is to create an interlinked signal network that can transfer and receive information, brainwave manipulation signals, dance moves, and radio station feeds. For $40/month they can upgrade to the Satellite radio package. Say, we could probably even market these in stores eventually...
Rolled 21 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>5306227>Tie fake maidens to train tracks.>>5306253Looks like you'll need some help buddy.
>>5306430That is greatly appreciated
Apologies gentlemen, our system was strained with the requirements of the security update, your Favour has now been fixed.>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 55>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 50>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 30>>5306253>>5306430I thank both of you for your aid and uhh. . Zeal, for the task at hand though I must say that the reason we use a fake maiden is as the bait and ambush. Not because, Mr Martian, their clothing is easily seen from miles off. . so many brainwashes are going to be needed to put them quiet.>Simulacrum +10>Martian marauder +5>>5306332The council is very enthused about these signal trackers, though one wonders how long they will last in the stomach. . >Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 55>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 60>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 35>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]>BiologicalThe badgering Electron has finally been caught in our trap! and for this we can open a season of bidding on his safe return, or sale to the mad science community! To keep track, we will need some hands on deck. . . >Operate the Slow but Inevitable deathtrap of Doom device [bonus for particularly inventive campy deathtraps]>Scout out mad scientists to invite.>Establish contact with the Superleague.
Rolled 50 + 55 (1d100 + 55)>>5306648>>Operate the Slow but Inevitable deathtrap of Doom device Electron is strapped to the same operating table I had Red Hand the Fearsome in. I laugh my evil robotic laugh, then attach universal serial bus cords to myself and Electron, then I mount him. A disco ball protrudes from machinery held in my pelvic region, and advances 1mm per second with incredible, unstoppable force. Electron's head is crushed under my ball while I drain his superhero goo juices dry. Hell yeah. Then I moonwalk away.
>>5306688I must admit my curiosity in the anatomy of such a being is interesting but that is touch brutal for my taste eh well might as well get to inventing some interesting tech
Rolled 94 + 60 (1d100 + 60)>>5306648>Operate the Slow but Inevitable deathtrap of Doom deviceAssuming from his name that Electron is capable of manipulating electricity, he will, for irony's sake, be held inside a lightbulb held in a pit of battery acid in a faraday cage, held by a single solid gallium pipe, from which air is pumped in, in a room at 25 degrees Celisius. Every hour, the room temperature will be highered by 1 degree until, after almost 5 hours, the pipe will melt and at that point Electro will pray that its the lack of air that kills him. This whole contraption will be placed very deep underground, to make sure our little guest will not mess with electronics on land and in the air.If he at any point tries to use his powers on the gallium pipe, the heat generated will melt it, if he tries to break the lightbulb and somehow manages to swim out of the battery acid, he will be stoped by the faraday cage and will be obliteraded by wooden arrows fired by my sigmarines, its the perfect trap!
my disco dick don't work man i got to piss in a plastic bag mani got no dick man please
Rolled 79 + 35 (1d100 + 35)>>5306648I shall create a giant peacock jumping spider the size of a Doberman, this species will be made as intelligent as a loyal dog and as loyal as one. this new species are two fold their rythmic mating dance will no doubt amuse Disco Roboto but also be valuable service animals for Simulacrums Sim marines.
>>5306786tier 2 tech btwAren't these guys so cute
>>5306786there will be more than for clarification so we get more than one
>>5306786Badass>attempt to mount jumping peacock spider dog
>>5306786The council has both seen fit to grant this research request, but is completely baffled as to how you are capable of Biological engineering, Given your complete lack in the field.That is until we observed the spiders closer, and found them to be very simple but elaborately painted and simplistically programmed robots. Welcome to the workforce Gi-Pea-Spyders!>>5306688. . .>Footage deleted!Thank you very kindly Roboto.>Disco roboto favour = +5>>5306757Devilishly intricate and thermatic to boot my trusty AI. Though it stalled the traumatised superhero for multiple hours, it was ultimately more humane than his previous treatment and revealed several interesting facets about his biology, mainly the complete lack of most basic human fuels like air, water or food.His capacity to make a file out of wood and unusual capacity for creating puppet versions of myself also contributed to his escape, but that's what we get for using minions.>Simulacrum favour = +20But ultimately that does not matter, for while he escaped, we still managed to extort the Superleague for several Billion gold bullion! So it is with great pleasure, I announce we have the capacity to fund TWO proposals per turn!Due to the difficulty of breaking new ground, it will still require a full dedication to developing the first device of a new tier, but the second and higher invention can be proposed alongside another invention.If a tier has 4 devices in it, it may have an invention proposed and ALSO take part in another action to aid the guild, due to being intimately aware of the technological limits.>Carry out an evil scheme to bring in funds.>Go headhunting for lead scientists and henchmen.>Redecorate the Guild HQ>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 60>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 80>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 35>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]>Biological
Rolled 34 + 35 (1d100 + 35)>>5307077>Go headhunting for lead scientists and henchmen.I may be technologically capable I lack an understanding of biology and genetics so I shall find some scientist that are capable for coming projects, I hope you enjoy my codename: gipsum-spyders
>>5307205The code name is for the Gi-p-spyders yo make it easier for marketing
Rolled 63 + 80 (1d100 + 80)>>5307077>Tier 3 invention: Digital Cognitomines v.2.0.Considering our newfound technological advantage, it is only natural to upgrade my previous imvention. These new mines will not be contained just to our network, but they will be spread all over the internet, and, most importantly, they will be subtle, subliminal if you will, once triggered by a missclick or wrong URL they will bombard the victim with audio and visual subliminal messages.It's the perfect manipulation tool!
>>5307461I am sorry to remind you Simulacrum that it requires 4 inventions of a lower tier to produce a gateway to the one above.So unless Disco elects to produce another T2 device, then this is not an action that lies within guild rules.
Rolled 36 + 60 (1d100 + 60)>>5307560>>5307461>Tier 2 Invention>Liquid Disco Biscuit DistributorDisco Biscuits are drugs that make you just wanna dance, man. Once Disco Roboto installs these hidden machines in public water fountains, ordinary library-goers, innocent school children, and anyone unlucky enough to be in a government building has a chance of becoming a mindless, dancing goon once they drink from a compromised water source. An easy way to recruit new henchmen. They can do just about any job once their brain has been turned to The Dance, but these lackeys are extremely prone to cold turkey withdrawals and dancing on the job.
>>5307587Thank you my synthetic friend.>>5307560So, you were saying?
>>5307587I’m gonna refrain from using those drugs on my henchmen/troops and science team, last thing I need is my troops suffering from withdrawal induced heart failure, thank the red queen those memetic are built towards humans and not my species.
>>5307077What is the guilds rules on taking over countries like North Korea I have plans for that and retrofitting jeeps and various apcs with powerful force fields to grab possible Nukes out of the air and deactivating it, don’t want that side of the continent going nuclear, I have seen news reports and data logs on the ongoing tyranny that country is going through and I believe that my management would do them better than that communist regime
>>5307975You've got my vote, Chancellor Martian.
>>5307205The theft of multiple nutritionists, biologists and doctors has made the news in several countries, most of them implicating the Guild in some manner. It will bring the heat on us rather furiously but I'm sure we can find a means to offset the downside.Unfortunately however, they are simply professionals, not the SUPER GENIUSES! of our own membership so their aid in invention will be negligible at best. The health insurance however has skyrocketed in quality!OOC, all of your creations will be robots or vehicles or suits of armour/weapons. Making monsters falls under Biological powers, which you do not specialise in.>Marauder +10 favour>>5307587>>5307461And the guild has greenlit the projects of our resident none-biological villains, Introducing two different means of control and manipulation of the world's populace!Though the more advanced Tier 3 Cognitomine is capable of subtly priming sleeper agents over a few selected servers, world wide coverage not yet in our reach, there is something to be said for the utter terror we have been able to inspire with a hoard of dancing squirrels converging on a bank, coordinated through the digestable transmitters>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 60>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 80>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 45>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]>BiologicalIt has come to my attention that my own holdings are being investigated and my contacts in the super-individuals-agency can't seem to bury the investigation as normal, as it is some sort of outsider. Most troublesome.>Investigate the investigators, investi-ception.>Hide Guild assets>Bolster security with Drugged animals.
>>5307975The guild finds that such acts attract far too much heat from the Superleague, and even when such endevours are successful, the costs of successfully running a country are greater than any material benefit making them none viable for many members, and offer little to the guild for those that can. More successful members make their capitol with scams, schemes and legitimate but exploitative buissness models.Naturally, you are free to dominate the puny nations of the world, But the guild will have no hand in it, other than suggesting liberal use of T4 technology.Go wild with your plots and plans, but I'm not going to make systems for it or offer bonuses to individuals who went and conquored Korea or Japan or the USA or what have you. So keep it in the Fluff, enjoy yourself but I won't allow it to justify changes to the basic system I've got going.You're campy supervillains, have fun with that.
>>5308074I’m cool with it I realized that going in besides nutritionists will complement my army nicely along medical physicians
>>5308074this ruling on the matter makes sense and the suggestion of tier 4 tech is greatly appreciated so in order to further my plans I shall take my flying saucer prototype and upscale it to such a degree that a small town can be stored inside safely not only that is shall house a massive tractor beam to allow for troop shipment and mobilization, due to the size requirement of the tractor beam small vehicles would be crushed under such weight, tier 3 tech after this I shall look into these exo suits if seen in western media such equipment would be useful in mobilization these gun-damns as their called are quite inventive as for the plot i will need more tech so i will take my time
>>5308107https://youtu.be/we8NFBgWUUsTeam Fortress 2 - More Gun [Electronic Rock Remix]
Rolled 88 + 45 (1d100 + 45)>>5308111
Rolled 4 + 60 (1d100 + 60)>>5308074>Bolster security with Drugged animals.
>>5308074>>Investigate the investigators, investi-ception.>Luxor Inc. asks if you could spare some time to answer some of our questions to better optimize your experience, we thank you in advance.
>>5308218The guild assets are presently safe and secure, thanks to the vigilance of our most disco Disco Roboto. Ytube has also blown up with images of rats doing a congo-line across the world's leading cities.+10 Favour>>5308383The methodology of idle questionnaires was shockingly effective, catching several of our earstwhile investigators.The issue however is that each individual seems mostly unconnected to eachother, with only two of eight being aware of each other.+5 favour>>5308107The guild has decided to greenlight the invention of the Abductor class Saucer, with enough hold space to store 3 separate cars or 24 heads of cattle, with a sufficient anti-gravity field to skim up to 2 km in the air.A fine addition to the guild.>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 70>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 85>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 45>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]Martian Abductor Saucer [T3]>BiologicalWe require some closer method of encountering these meddlers. . I know, We'll just have to interrogate them!>Infiltrate their servers with Cognitomines>Map out their social connections>Stonewall their investigations
Rolled 15 + 85 (1d100 + 85)>>5308427>Map out their social connectionsWhile I and my organization would be best equiped to make use of the cognitomines, the investigators' lack of connections would force us to cast a net too wide to be effective, safe or both.As such, we will strike more covertly, even they should have friends and families.
Rolled 44 + 45 (1d100 + 45)>>5308427>Stonewall their investigationsHmmm I have been watching various media such as the close encounters, that gave me an idea to stonewall their progress I shall abduct one or two with a random number between the abductions, for this part I shall be wearing a grey costume and using the pepe system to make them feel as though continuing with this course of action will result in rather unfortunate events, they will get so anxious that eventually they will drop it with their meddling, henchmen we need to rob a spirit store and grab as much alien costumes as possible.
Rolled 55 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>5308427>Tier 3 invention>Singhole GeneratorThis wicked invention causes creatures in wide areas about the size of sinkholes to become utterly numb to human emotion, and instead start belting out their favorite songs. Once stuck in a Singhole, one usually needs someone else's help to physically remove them, or they'll stand around and sing all day until they waste away from lack of nutrition.
>>5308451>>5308524With the efforts of our cunning compatriots, the inestigation of these freelancers has been cut back to the roots, a few diehard individuals now pressing forward and leading with their next extended waiting for the blade to drop.From this however, we have learned that they are all being organised from a single controller, who codenamed himself Retribution. No match on our records with both name and capacity to carry out this act of violence against us, so I am afraid we must put ourselves forwards again.>>5308561Simply devilish Disco Roboto. Placed under 2 meters of concrete, it still moves ahead perfectly for another 4 meters into the air, with a rough radius of 3 meters.A perfect trap!>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 70>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 95>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 55>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]Martian Abductor Saucer [T3]Singhole generator [T3]>Biological>Pose as viable agents for Retribution>Scour the archives for a potential match>Examine the code and codename of our foe, perhaps they hold a clue.I must also say that I am very pleased with our progress. With the current rate, we should soon have our world threatening weapon in a mere 6 cycles or less.Perhaps it should be considered that the creator of the superweapon is the one whom shall be permitted to lead the guild in it's usage, such a position is rather prominent. . .
Rolled 77 + 55 (1d100 + 55)>>5308996Hmm these zakuu are curious, they remind me of Martian exo systems, the green contrasted with the red reminds me of home, I simply must create a mock-up for my troops and so with many weals of 3D printing, laything sawdering and even integrating a machine gun I give you the terran rated exo system. Painted in cammo this mighty machine can take out a platoon of men if necessary, quick with various anti grav systems to allow for speed and maneuverability, a field emmiter has been integrated to prevent possible radiation based weaponry and my troops will use this system.
>>5309031Tier 3 tech
Rolled 42 + 70 (1d100 + 70)>>5308996>>Pose as viable agents for RetributionTry to resist dancing while we do so
>>5309041Oh my that must be torture for you once your done come over and I’ll get the new exo to dance along with you
What Martian marauder’s homeland actually looks like
>>5308996>Scour the archives for a potential matchYou know, we got to automate this thing someday, unfortunatly not today.Sorry for the long wait.
>>5309568>>5309041It is through the diligent searching of our colleague Simulacrum that the trails have turned warm. The list of candidates with means, motive and oppertunity have dwindled from several thousand to a mere 20, which was then cut down further through the elegant deception of Disco, making a very impressive guise as an out of date nerd who loved an outdated music trend with a deep and abiding passion. Such a tempting target proved too much, and contact was made.>>5309031The council looks on in anticipation with these new man sized super suits. though beating a hero was unlikely, nobody but the most elite of world armies was going to be able to stop them!>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 80>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 100>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 55>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]Martian Abductor Saucer [T3]Singhole generator [T3]Martian Exo suit [T3]>BiologicalWith our options now laid bare, we have three subjects left but which is it. . . >Break into the BPI, Bureau of Powered individuals and root around their records. It has to be the americans.>tap the wires of MSA, if anyone knows anything, it will be the Europeans ministry of Super Affairs.>It is professor Spider, a member of the Guild and Chinese based android producer. Cant trust a rogue! Even if we are all rogue!Those who catch the real culprit will be rewarded properly. Those who do not, will not.
Rolled 37 + 55 (1d100 + 55)>>5309906Come men let us divide and conquer I do not care for the rewards only the acknowledgement of a soldiers good job henchmen we will strike fast and quick and fade back into the dark henchmen don your Halloween costumes we leave to raid the BPI do not leave your fellow soldier behind we strike at sundown
>>5309912Would you believe Martian marauder in comparison to his people a jarhead
Rolled 50 + 80 (1d100 + 80)>>5309906>Professor Spider is just a patsy, a fall-guy. Disco Roboto knows who is really behind this.The culprit is none other than... Red Hand the Fearsome!!! He wishes to meet out retribution on the guild because I retarded him when I pelvis-blasted his face with my built-in Dickso Ballz!
Rolled 64 + 100 (1d100 + 100)>>5309906>¿Porque no los tres?>Tier 4 Invention: Trapdoor.AI>Using data taken from all the other AIs we have put on the market and outside of it, Trapdoor will be able to automate the infiltration of systems around the whole world by detecting and simulating every possible vulnerability the software it attacks has. Once the least dangerous path for us has been detected, Trapdoor will begin its actual cyberattack.With it, the entire world will be open to us, every government, every organization, even the networks of those meddling heroes will be ours to spy! And, for its debute, Trapdoor will scour the all three networks for our target.
>>5309912>>5309996The excoursion to BPI brought very little to the organisation other than some incredibly angry investigations into our activities, which we have deflected onto the Contra Corps of antartica. The halloween outfits certainly fitted with their fae sensibilities, good Martian.>>5309996I uh. . . That's a very interesting theory Disco Roboto, but you will fi- no, Disco, please put Red Hand the Fearsome back in his asy- Disco stop, DISCO!>Sounds of shotgun fire.. . Now then, while Redhand rests in peace, It was indeed this Professor spider, working with the League of United Evils, or LUE, based out of the Republic of China.Very small scale, but they seem to have a grudge. . . though professor spider was a friend of Redhand. . . This needs crushing.>>5310381The guild is elated by this new creation and we will begin it's roll out immediately. In fact. . it may be of some help. . >Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 90>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 100>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 55>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]Martian Abductor Saucer [T3]Singhole generator [T3]Martian Exo suit [T3]Trapdoor AI [T4]>Biological>Sneak trapdoor AI into the LUE mainframe>Make obvious above table intimidation tactics>Frame them to the Super League
>>5310855>tier4 tech>Martian aircraft carrierGentle sapients I have a solution to the Vigilante menace we face a projected shows a sky slowly shift as a massive city sized flying saucer ripples fourth, thousands of hatches and doors open as thousands of various saucers fly some are interspersed with various attack craft and reclaimed repaired and stolen Terran vehicles, a massive shield shimmers as small arms fire deflect off it the projection ends, gentle beings this is a reproduction of my militaries version of your aircraft carrier only much bigger and more heavily armed able to even pluck intercontinental missilery from orbit if necessary this will insure air superiority and I’d like to see one of these vigilantes try and counter this over a populated area.
Rolled 71 + 90 (1d100 + 90)>>5310855>T4 invention>Remote-Controlled Disco DogWith this device, the Guild can take over whole radio towers and redirect what is being broadcasted, effectively turning emergency broadcasting systems around the world to be used for evil instead of good!
Rolled 56 + 55 (1d100 + 55)>>5310968
>>5310984Third time's a charm
>>5310972I’m glad someone used that evil toy idea I had on the metaphorical back burner of my mind
>>5310855>Sneak trapdoor AI into the LUE mainframeThey will not know what hit them.
>>5311297The operation is a resounding success, with LUE distracted by hip=hop martial forces, the infiltration went off without a hitch.>>5310968>>5310972The guild thanks it's two prolific members of creation for this groundwork for both conventional and Digital dominion. Soon, we will have all the parts in place to produce our terrifying superweapon, of the Tier 5 variety.>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 90>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 110>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 55>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]Martian Abductor Saucer [T3]Singhole generator [T3]Martian Exo suit [T3]Trapdoor AI [T4]Martian aircraft carrier [T4]Remote controlled disco Dog [T4]>Biological>Give a knock to distract the BPI from our trails>Push the sale of Disco-Robot-Dogs!>Watch the LUE.
>>5311498>Give a knock to distract the BPI from our trailsWho would have guessed that a brave anonymous whistleblower would expose the LUE's secrets like that! Something tells me that the BPI will have a lot of work ahead of them.
>>5311545That leaker is me btw
Rolled 88 + 55 (1d100 + 55)>>5311498I shall assist disco robo in his toy sales to do this I shall simply use our ai to buy small failing toy shops and through the power of music and disco lights draw in customers to buy disco dog along so de guild of calamitous themed toys and science kits along with the standard toy store fare
Rolled 48 + 90 (1d100 + 90)>>5311498>>Push the sale of Disco-Robot-Dogs!
>>5311581>>5311593With the record number of sales, Disco-Robot-Dogs are one of the best selling birthday gifts in the world!>>5311545And through the devious application of the scapegoat technique, the LUE has been put on the global map instead of us!>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 95>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 120>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 70>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]Martian Abductor Saucer [T3]Singhole generator [T3]Martian Exo suit [T3]Trapdoor AI [T4]Martian aircraft carrier [T4]Remote controlled disco Dog [T4]>BiologicalYet alas! this has revealed that those loathsome second raters are already nearing completion of their own doomsday weapon! This cannot be permitted, not at all!>Sabotage their infastructure with Trapdoor.>Subtly support the Superleague->-Produce more designs to enable a T5 superweapon before they can.
Rolled 7 + 70 (1d100 + 70)>>5312911Subtly support the super league hmmm the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and so I shall supply information towards the league and support the fight against the second raters. I trust the development of tech to you
Rolled 69 + 95 (1d100 + 95)>>5312911Now is my last chance to start development on...>T4>Disco's Death-Defying Dastard DuplicatorThis 3D bio-printer, built in the core of the Guild's underground lair, can clone and reproduce up to 10 dastards (supervillains or henchmen) per day. If I can find way to kick this machine an into exponential overdrive, it would easily be a tier 5 doomsday weapon... If only I had the Crystal of Significant Power to fuel it...
Rolled 38 + 120 (1d100 + 120)>>5312911>Sabotage their infastructure with Trapdoor>>freedoomsdayblueprints.evlSomething tells me everybody here wants to be the one to make the tier 5 invention and thus everybody awaits for somebody to make the final T4 before making their invention.
>>5313356Actually nevermind, lol.
>>5312990The subtle support granted to the league has payed rather significantly, the LUE's forward agents have been systemically thwarted and confounded, preventing them from effectively retaliating against the SuperLeague, but more importantly has pushed their revenue stream into the danger zone, their lifeblood restricted with an iron grip on their pipelines.>>5313358Further theft and scamming of their infastructure has redirected, misled, deleted or otherwise made their funding and materials vanish, another crippling blow to their economic and power projection capabilities.Simulacrum was even able to find that their plan hinged upon the usage of bio-aerosol mind control gas!>>5313356the council, meanwhile has granted the funding to produce the Disco-death-defying duplicator, though as usual, the specs were slightly out of the specialization of the member whom attempted to produce them, and so they seem to have adapted.The mechanical dopplegangerrs have a body on par with many of the members of this guild's upper echelons, sturdy and powerful enough to throw a car across a bridge! though unfortunately their faces are often subject to the uncanny valley effect due to misshaped plastic surgery over robotic features.It does however provide a cheap-manner of immortality, even at the risk of data corruption over long periods or obsession with dancing.>Disco Roboto, Mechanical power, Favour 95>Simulacrum, Mechanical power, Favour 130>Martian Marauder, Mechanical power, Favour 80>Psychic>MechanicalField Emitter [T1]Trade steward [T1]P.E.P.E System [T1]Martian single transport ship [T1]Digital-Congnimines; terror model [T2]Digestable transmitters [T2]Gi-Pea-Spyder [T2]Liquid disco Biscuit distributor [T2]Digi-Cognitomine v2 [T3]Martian Abductor Saucer [T3]Singhole generator [T3]Martian Exo suit [T3]Trapdoor AI [T4]Martian aircraft carrier [T4]Remote controlled disco Dog [T4]Disco-death-defying Dastard Duplicator! [T4]>Biological
>>5313990ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!T5 TECHNOLOGY NOW AVAILABLE!The guild looks on with eager eyes to the prominent members of this council, for the path of the machine is the specialty of the guild, their expertise outstripping anyone else in the evil fields. But now it is time to PROVE IT!>Theoratical T5 creations>World Digital hostage ship; With the creation of a mega-saucer that is almost the size of Manhattan, the worlds digital communications network can be highjacked and held hostage, spied upon and plundered! Stationed in geo-orbit above the earth it will be powerful enough to withstand many missiles of the governments below and possess tractorbeams strong enough to wreak merry hell on the world below. Should the pressure ever get too much, it could even fly away!>Mass Mind Market Manipulator! with advances of mind control technology, this device will create an area of effect which shall cover an entire continent in a daze of dancing stupor, while mechanical hummingbird drones cover the sky to infect the stunned beings with the mind control chips, nestling into their spines so that the device may control their every thought, action and impulse!>Operation: Children! With the guilds extensive practice, this creation is a multi-media studio and factory, capable of creating the most fantastic meme-infused toys and adverts in creation, hijacking signals and stations the world over to encourage consumerism for the products which, when placed in the hands of the stupid and gullible, like children!, they shall be steadily indoctrinated to reject the hero's of their elders and embrace the EEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLL, that the Guild so proudly champions!>Any other mega-weapon for world dominion based on the mechanical technologies we possess!This undertaking is the greatest the guild has ever undertaken as a collective, only one may be produced and even then, it shall strain our resources to the limits!
Rolled 92 + 80 (1d100 + 80)>>5313995>Theoratical T5 creations>World Digital hostage ship; With the creation of a mega-saucer that is almost the size of Manhattan, the worlds digital communications network can be highjacked and held hostage, spied upon and plundered! Stationed in geo-orbit above the earth it will be powerful enough to withstand many missiles of the governments below and possess tractorbeams strong enough to wreak merry hell on the world below. Should the pressure ever get too much, orbital to space faring is in outThis not something my military uses but I will take inspiration from it gentleman if I succeed disco,and simulacrum join me in the tale over of the world
>>5314040We shall party till disco robos actuators get metal fatigue
Rolled 66 + 95 (1d100 + 95)>>5313990>sturdy and powerful enough to throw a car across a bridgeHorizontally or vertically? Lengthwise or widthwise?>>5314042Cheerio, mate. Let's wreak worldwide havoc! >Mass Mind Market Manipulator
Rolled 70 + 130 (1d100 + 130)>>5313995>Write in>Operation: GoldenRay! With the up an coming mass automatization that the Guild has generously funded, it's time for the final step, Operation GoldenRay, the rapid reshuffling of the world's powers! An updated version of all our AIs will infect every human network via Trapdoor, Trade Steward will crash the global stock market, leaving the world ripe for being "saved" by our P.E.P.E-trained, cognitomine-activated sleeper agents armed with the martian and diso military equipment, mass produced by whatever automated factory Trapdoor gained acces to, with everything being coordonated from a central network "GoldenRay". It will be us who restore the world order, not the heroes! And it will be us who overtake the world's governments, companies and other institutions! Should the heroes destroy GoldenRay, no problem, their meddling will not resolve the mass panic and indoctrination which will give us a second chance, and another, and another, until we completely an utterly overtake the entire human civilization!
>>5314174Hmmm I wonder what kind of rights these ai will prefer, I embrace this idea as well, the birth of widespread digital sapients something my people have yet to reach, I wish you luck not that you need it
>>5314181>digital sapients>rightsKek, as if! Martian humor is such a delight!
>>5314189(((Looks back at our mechanical disco roboto)))
>>5314181>>5314189My humor agitators also receive physical relief from the speech of the meatbag from the red sand planet. Ha-Ha-Ha.
>>5314197On a more serious note what do you plan on doing with earth other than dominate, any thoughts on what where gonna do afterwards?
>>5314204I know what I'd do... Make everyone dance!
>>5314197... I do not see your point.>>5314204Well, we have a lot to do ahead of us after we meme human free will out of the way, we got to eliminate poverty, hunger and conlicts, remake the energy grid into something more sustenable and clean up pollution, and all of that just to make sure we wont get a repeat of the henchman incident on a global scale, we also have to properly start space colonization and the conquest of other civilization(we will return you like a king), all to spread our memes and give entropy the middle finger... and when you think the supers think themselves busy.
>>5314204then maybe integrating my mind into a robotic body go full conversion and up my own data processing, and strategic thinking, would help my people do live for a longer time than humans but we don’t live for eternity hmmm this will require some serious calculations, Martian marauder furiously scribbles on a napkin a heavily detailed blue print of a synthetic body, opinions?
>>5314240I'm am hormy
I apologise for the slow speed of my last updates, work is just kicking my ass.I will try and get the conclusion written out in the next 10 hours, but I can make no promises.All I can sy, is that it has been very fun playing with you, gentlemen.
>>5315916Take your time mate, it's been fun for me too.
>>5314174>OPERATION GOLDENRAY!The guild stirs, like the great leviathan that it is, dancing to the tune of the mastermind of Luxor Industries, Project GoldenRay is put to place with great precision and many many evil laughs. Entire countries infiltrated at once, as the price of good and gasoline are fixed higher and higher, paper's buying power is dramatically lowered through manipulation of the printing presses and leaks of such news to the general public, turning the currencies of the world into so much green paper!With such havoc comes rioting, unrest! those super fools of the superleague have their hands full trying to restrict and restrain the people they are there to aid from tearing themselves apart as slowly, steadily the Guild's henchmen infiltrate the riots and the protests and begin to plant the ideas of a better government, more 'Fair' means of the world being run, steadily turning their skeptisism into adoration of the disco-bopping legions which stomp into the capital cities across the world!The Cognimines were vital to the process, keeping the populace from noticing or questioning the slow response of their overlords from setting the world back in order, while we keep a rapidly tightening iron grasp on the world powers.Unfortunately the superleague are a resilient group of cockroaches, even after their outlawing they refused to heed our mind-washing cease and desist orders, instead going underground, in some cases literally, to avoid our wrath. . . and after a world in our hands for a mere week! the generators of GoldenRay were torn asunder in a terrific explosion felt a hundred miles away, our resource production was hijacked to relieve the suffering of the masses and worst of all, the constant media barrage of mind controlling waves was disabled! Without the pacifying effect of the cogniomines on the wider populace their uprisings mirrored our own and we have been cast back to the fringes of society!CURSE YOU, SUPER LEAGUE!
>>5317635In the wake of the failure of Operation GoldenRay, Guildmaster Wheeler was brought to task by the strikeforce of the superleague, and made to stand trial for his crimes in the Hague, before being sentenced to the Black Pit, the most inescapable Prison in the old world.>SimulacrumThe AI made good use of his standing and the power vaccum to cleanly and swiftly take over the position of Guildmaster, his cunning mind and mindcontrol technology giving him the required edge to rule over the rest of the guild comfortably, While his comrades Disco Roboto and Martian marauder became his left and right hand respectively, the trio of villains effectively monopolised the worlds most powerful criminal organisation under their combined grasp.For how long such an alliance can last is unknown, but what is known, is that whence ever their gaze turns, Calamity follows!Thanks for playing guys. I had fun.
>>5317646It’s been fun thanks
>>5317646My fellow guildsman, I solemnly swear to to uphold the devious and despicable doctrine of destruction and deception that that brought the entire world to our knee, and upon my name as Guildmaster Simulacrum, we will have injustice!The caped crusaders will be eliminated!The world will be left asunder for our taking!And everybody will fear the name of THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT!Until then however... LET'S DANCE!*cue Discobot*I've had lots of fun, I'm thinking of using this quest as a setting for when I'm more confident in me QMing.
>>5317805As the dancing robo-dog plays Earth, Wind, and Fire songs, and every henchman grooves a sly boogie, the entire Guild of Calamitous Intent shouts in unison "Hail Guildmaster Simulacrum! Hail Guildmaster Simulacrum!!"""Yo, Martian Marauder, let's fire up a spaceship and go pick up some Moon bitches!"And we all lived calamitously ever after, cloning ourselves for hundreds and hundreds of years, so that we may never truly die.
When do we get to try and bang Dr. Girlfriend?