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Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) Archived

Knight(s) Quest Part 7 05/28/22(Sat)23:52:31 No.5285876

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Knight(s) Quest Part 7 Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/28/22(Sat)23:52:31 No.5285876 Archived

OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.

4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Which have been stolen and taken to the Tower City! Each Knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. Do that by just naming yourself something with the highlighted title under the knight to identify which team you're going with. Each knight needs at least 1 active player to be....active. Yeah.

Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight

Tracking down the cultists who planned to use the Holy Grail for nefarious purposes, the knights broke into their ritual chamber before they could even prepare for said ritual! But know they must fight against a squad of Rogue Knights in the CUltists' employ!

previous threds: https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9)
05/29/22(Sun)00:04:02 No.5285888

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9) 05/29/22(Sun)00:04:02 No.5285888

>>5285876
Does anyone even know where the grail is

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
05/29/22(Sun)00:04:39 No.5285889

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 05/29/22(Sun)00:04:39 No.5285889

>>5285876
Find the grail! Over there! My finger point!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)00:08:01 No.5285893

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)00:08:01 No.5285893

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>>5285888
>>5285889
Perhaps it's RIGHT OVER THERE! Where the weeb is pointing?!

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9)
05/29/22(Sun)00:11:44 No.5285897

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9) 05/29/22(Sun)00:11:44 No.5285897

>>5285893
Jesus, that's a fucking weebshit grail if I ever saw one

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
05/29/22(Sun)00:12:33 No.5285899

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 05/29/22(Sun)00:12:33 No.5285899

>>5285897
Don't be jelly

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)00:15:48 No.5285901

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)00:15:48 No.5285901

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>>5285897
.....Clearly this is not the grail you're looking for

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)00:15:52 No.5285902

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)00:15:52 No.5285902

>>5285893
He isn't pointing at anything, he just wanted to do a cool pose

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: leoVUZ7x)
05/29/22(Sun)00:17:59 No.5285905

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: leoVUZ7x) 05/29/22(Sun)00:17:59 No.5285905

>>5285901
Cultists, explain.
What the fuck is this

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
05/29/22(Sun)00:19:20 No.5285908

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 05/29/22(Sun)00:19:20 No.5285908

>>5285901
Coress the grail

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)00:19:51 No.5285909

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)00:19:51 No.5285909

>>5285905
That is clearly bait for Orkuzashi. Look you can see the box that is supposed to fall on him when he gets close to it

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)00:21:26 No.5285910

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)00:21:26 No.5285910

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>>5285905
>>5285908
>>5285909

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9)
05/29/22(Sun)00:22:53 No.5285911

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9) 05/29/22(Sun)00:22:53 No.5285911

>>5285910
Everyone looks at Orkuzashi pitifully as it falls on him.
Everyone.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
05/29/22(Sun)00:23:11 No.5285912

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 05/29/22(Sun)00:23:11 No.5285912

>>5285909
>>5285910
Why would such eyes full of wanting be a trap!
Pull out bag of sand and pull and Indiana Jones.

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)00:24:26 No.5285914

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)00:24:26 No.5285914

>>5285910
I look to see who is holding the rope that is attached to the stick that is holding up the box.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9)
05/29/22(Sun)00:24:33 No.5285915

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: IGxUkes9) 05/29/22(Sun)00:24:33 No.5285915

>>5285912
And now he gets in trouble with the Mouse.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)00:32:09 No.5285925

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)00:32:09 No.5285925

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>>5285912
>>5285914
>>5285912
"Honestly I didn't even think that would work"

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)00:34:28 No.5285930

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)00:34:28 No.5285930

>>5285925
"You clearly don't know Orkuzashi that well than"

The Mob Knights then attack the Elite Knight with a tag team attack

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: SJXedDRO)
05/29/22(Sun)00:36:46 No.5285936

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: SJXedDRO) 05/29/22(Sun)00:36:46 No.5285936

>>5285925
Sneak into the chamber where the cultist practice their macho, homoerotic rituals to take the grail

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
05/29/22(Sun)00:52:07 No.5285953

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 05/29/22(Sun)00:52:07 No.5285953

>>5285925
Rattle the box widely scared and confused.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)00:52:19 No.5285954

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)00:52:19 No.5285954

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Rolled 45, 23 = 68 (2d100)

>>5285930
Roll 1d100. He has a +10 bonus

>>5285936
Roll 1d100 to sneak

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)00:53:21 No.5285955

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)00:53:21 No.5285955

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5285954
We will simply win

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: SJXedDRO)
05/29/22(Sun)00:56:38 No.5285956

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: SJXedDRO) 05/29/22(Sun)00:56:38 No.5285956

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5285954
Use speed to get in quickly

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)01:01:10 No.5285959

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)01:01:10 No.5285959

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>>5285955
>>5285956
The Mob slams into the Elite Knight! While the Twinkle Knight dashes past the rogue knights and into the cultists' chamber

Weeb still under the box

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: SJXedDRO)
05/29/22(Sun)01:04:29 No.5285962

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: SJXedDRO) 05/29/22(Sun)01:04:29 No.5285962

>>5285959
What is inside the forbidden chamber

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
05/29/22(Sun)01:04:31 No.5285963

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 05/29/22(Sun)01:04:31 No.5285963

>>5285959
Ram with new box armor in to bad guy

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)01:05:59 No.5285965

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)01:05:59 No.5285965

>>5285959
Keep hitting the Elite knight with super cool tag team attacks

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)01:15:53 No.5285975

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)01:15:53 No.5285975

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Rolled 10, 3, 30, 1 = 44 (4d100)

>>5285963
>>5285965
Roll 1d100

The enemy has a +10 bonus

>>5285962
What deep dark secrets could this chamber hold?

Roll 1d100. Higher your roll is, the less bad it iss

Anonymous (ID: 16VnQ74H)
05/29/22(Sun)01:16:36 No.5285977

Anonymous (ID: 16VnQ74H) 05/29/22(Sun)01:16:36 No.5285977

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5285975
URAAAAAAAH

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)01:17:20 No.5285979

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)01:17:20 No.5285979

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5285975
This knight will fall before the power of friendship

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)01:19:35 No.5285982

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)01:19:35 No.5285982

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5285975

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)01:20:23 No.5285983

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)01:20:23 No.5285983

>>5285975
Why are there like 4 dice though

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
05/29/22(Sun)01:20:25 No.5285984

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 05/29/22(Sun)01:20:25 No.5285984

>>5285977
>>5285975
sorry, forgot to ID as mob knight

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)01:21:07 No.5285985

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)01:21:07 No.5285985

>>5285984
50 lashings

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
05/29/22(Sun)01:22:55 No.5285987

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 05/29/22(Sun)01:22:55 No.5285987

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5285975

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)01:28:59 No.5285989

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)01:28:59 No.5285989

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>>5285977
>>5285979
>>5285987
>>5285982
The mob continues ganging up on the Elite Knight as the Weeb rams his box into another rogue knight. It wasn't very effective.

As for Twinkle. Well. She found....

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)01:29:21 No.5285990

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)01:29:21 No.5285990

>>5285989
RAGE

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)01:32:59 No.5285994

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)01:32:59 No.5285994

>>5285989
I ask the Elite Knight why he won't just die already.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)01:38:53 No.5285997

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)01:38:53 No.5285997

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Rolled 32, 11 = 43 (2d100)

>>5285994
"You clowns could never kill me with those weakass attacks"

Roll 1d100 against my 2 rolls

+10 for the Rogue knights

>>5285990
The sight of man ass has sent Lilly into a rage

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
05/29/22(Sun)01:40:09 No.5285998

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 05/29/22(Sun)01:40:09 No.5285998

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5285997
URAAAAHHHHHH

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)01:40:30 No.5285999

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)01:40:30 No.5285999

>>5285997
"IT'S THE ANGRY ONE. SET MANASS TO MAXIMUM."

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)01:40:34 No.5286000

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)01:40:34 No.5286000

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5285997
"Then explain how your expensive premium armor is getting dinged and dirty as we fight!"

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)01:44:04 No.5286001

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)01:44:04 No.5286001

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>>5285999
>>5285998
>>5286000
OH NO. THE MANASS IS OVERPOWERING EVERYTHING

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)01:50:14 No.5286006

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)01:50:14 No.5286006

>>5286001
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)01:51:46 No.5286008

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)01:51:46 No.5286008

>>5286001
"Now, I have seen my fair share of man ass in my time, but I have never seen man ass radiating evil magic."

I ask the rogue knights if this was their plan the whole time

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)01:57:55 No.5286009

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)01:57:55 No.5286009

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>>5286006
THE MANASS FORCE FIELD...HIS ASSFIELD, IS TOO STRONG! IT'S REPELLING ALL ATTACKS!

>>5286008
"....No. Pretty sure this wasn't part of the plan at all"
"I hate this city"

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:00:08 No.5286011

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:00:08 No.5286011

>>5286009
"So do you guys wanna help us fight the Man Ass? We can go get beer afterwards."

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
05/29/22(Sun)02:01:43 No.5286013

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 05/29/22(Sun)02:01:43 No.5286013

>>5286009
>>5286011
Yeah offer them beer as our diplomacy roll.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)02:08:48 No.5286018

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)02:08:48 No.5286018

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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5286011
>>5286013
"Hmmmmmm"

Roll 1d100 for diplomacy

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:09:53 No.5286019

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:09:53 No.5286019

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5286018
I believe in our supreme Mob Knight charm

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)02:12:32 No.5286021

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)02:12:32 No.5286021

>>5286018
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
05/29/22(Sun)02:12:46 No.5286022

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 05/29/22(Sun)02:12:46 No.5286022

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5286018
oh shit nigga
URAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)02:13:35 No.5286024

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)02:13:35 No.5286024

>>5286022
damn

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)02:20:31 No.5286026

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)02:20:31 No.5286026

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>>5286022
>>5286021
"Alright. We'll help. But we're not going out for beer afterwards"

"What? Why?"

"C'mon boys, alcohol's bad for your health"

"uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"

"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
05/29/22(Sun)02:23:56 No.5286029

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 05/29/22(Sun)02:23:56 No.5286029

>>5286026
damn I'm glad our LIlly knight isn't as bad as theirs

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:25:24 No.5286031

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:25:24 No.5286031

>>5286026
"I would present my 35 page thesis on the values and benefits of getting wasted, but our companion is literally getting ass-blasted right now. We should probably help."

"Also could one of you disarm the trap the weeb is stuck in?"

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)02:25:35 No.5286032

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)02:25:35 No.5286032

>>5286026
MANASS AAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)02:42:10 No.5286038

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)02:42:10 No.5286038

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>>5286029
>>5286031
>>5286032

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:43:37 No.5286040

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:43:37 No.5286040

>>5286038
Hmm.

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:44:13 No.5286041

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:44:13 No.5286041

>>5286038
I show our new allies one of our ultimate techniques.

I throw the weeb at the ass

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)02:44:51 No.5286042

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)02:44:51 No.5286042

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>>5286040

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)02:47:49 No.5286046

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)02:47:49 No.5286046

>>5286042
[screaming]

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:47:55 No.5286047

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:47:55 No.5286047

>>5286042
Pick up the Weeb and use him as a tool to bash the Night Knight.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)02:56:00 No.5286051

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)02:56:00 No.5286051

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>>5286047
BETRAYAL!

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:58:17 No.5286053

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:58:17 No.5286053

>>5286051
I try to stop Gustaf and play it off as a joke

"That's just how Gustaf says he is glad to have new friends."

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)02:58:30 No.5286054

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)02:58:30 No.5286054

>>5286051
LOOK OUT SCYTHE KNIGHT THE MANASS IS COMING FOR YOU

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
05/29/22(Sun)02:58:40 No.5286055

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 05/29/22(Sun)02:58:40 No.5286055

>>5286051
Wait, are we on the same side now? What is going on today?

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)03:00:30 No.5286057

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)03:00:30 No.5286057

>>5286055
The mob persuaded the rogue knights to join us against the evil Man Ass by using our charming Mob Knight charm.

And also beer but it turns out they are all straight edge

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)03:03:24 No.5286058

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)03:03:24 No.5286058

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>>5286053
>>5286054
>>5286055
Before the Night Knight can respond, the power Cultist's Man Ass claps once again, sending out another massive shockwave, knocking everyone around

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)03:04:04 No.5286059

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)03:04:04 No.5286059

>>5286058
well the rogue knights were going to betray them anyway so

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
05/29/22(Sun)03:05:05 No.5286061

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 05/29/22(Sun)03:05:05 No.5286061

>>5286058
Chuck the Weeb at the Man Ass with great fervor. Aim for in-between the cheeks for massive damage!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)03:15:36 No.5286067

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)03:15:36 No.5286067

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>>5286061
THE ASS FIELD IS TOO STRONG. THE WEEB CAN'T PENETRATE! HE IS FROZEN IN MID-AIR!

>>5286059
"What? Pffffft. WhaT? Naaaahhh. Noooo"

"Yeah, what are you talking about. We'd never do that"

"Totally"

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)03:18:41 No.5286068

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)03:18:41 No.5286068

>>5286067
Only three of you answered.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
05/29/22(Sun)03:20:26 No.5286069

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 05/29/22(Sun)03:20:26 No.5286069

>>5286067
Throw Night Knight at the Ass, surely his edgyness will allow him to cut through the field with ease!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)03:29:32 No.5286075

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)03:29:32 No.5286075

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>>5286068
"Because OP is a lazy fuck"

>>5286069
"Just because I wear bat themed armor doesn't mean I'm edgy. C'mon now"

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)03:30:58 No.5286076

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)03:30:58 No.5286076

>>5286075
So what are you, a Batman type of guy or a Morbius one

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
05/29/22(Sun)03:34:14 No.5286077

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 05/29/22(Sun)03:34:14 No.5286077

>>5286075
Throw our Lilly Knight in to the field for talking about shit movies. The Ass-Field has to break eventually.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
05/29/22(Sun)03:34:28 No.5286078

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 05/29/22(Sun)03:34:28 No.5286078

>>5286075
The problem is we're not fighting fire with fire; unleash the MOB KNIGHT ASS

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
05/29/22(Sun)03:36:55 No.5286081

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 05/29/22(Sun)03:36:55 No.5286081

>>5286077
They repelled me the first time, idiot. And Morbius was truly an unappreciated classic.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)03:56:55 No.5286090

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)03:56:55 No.5286090

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>>5286076
>>5286077
>>5286078
>>5286081
"STAND BACK! THEY'RE GONNA MOB!"

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
05/29/22(Sun)03:58:30 No.5286093

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 05/29/22(Sun)03:58:30 No.5286093

>>5286090
Stand around while the Mob claps some man ass.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/29/22(Sun)04:02:58 No.5286096

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/29/22(Sun)04:02:58 No.5286096

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>>5286093
The power of Mob-ius is too great. OP will now have to suspend thread. See ya all later

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
05/29/22(Sun)12:56:12 No.5286396

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 05/29/22(Sun)12:56:12 No.5286396

>>5286096
The Mob Knights are certainly one of the knights of all time. They were trained, their armor was made and they have weapons

Anonymous (ID: ECEauj0b)
05/30/22(Mon)03:27:51 No.5287171

Anonymous (ID: ECEauj0b) 05/30/22(Mon)03:27:51 No.5287171

>>5286096
we did it
the battle of the capeshit memes

Anonymous (ID: G/E29yIv)
05/30/22(Mon)03:40:05 No.5287177

Anonymous (ID: G/E29yIv) 05/30/22(Mon)03:40:05 No.5287177

hey op, new civ when? mob civ when?

Scytheman (ID: 7VinH5eU)
05/30/22(Mon)04:14:12 No.5287202

Scytheman (ID: 7VinH5eU) 05/30/22(Mon)04:14:12 No.5287202

>>5286096
Neat

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
05/30/22(Mon)08:55:52 No.5287299

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 05/30/22(Mon)08:55:52 No.5287299

>>5287177
When the stars are right

Weebusy orknight (ID: Xs608Yg8)
06/03/22(Fri)10:47:29 No.5291965

Weebusy orknight (ID: Xs608Yg8) 06/03/22(Fri)10:47:29 No.5291965

>>5287299
Orkuzashi uses box as stealth mode.... like his eastern island animez!

Anonymous (ID: S73qE3mq)
06/03/22(Fri)23:43:33 No.5292827

Anonymous (ID: S73qE3mq) 06/03/22(Fri)23:43:33 No.5292827

>>5287299
Are the stars right

Anonymous (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/04/22(Sat)00:25:03 No.5292881

Anonymous (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/04/22(Sat)00:25:03 No.5292881

>>5292827
Knew we should've sacrificed more vtuber bodypillows

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/04/22(Sat)01:17:43 No.5292929

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/04/22(Sat)01:17:43 No.5292929

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5286096
look.
It's moving.
It's alive.
It's alive!
It's moving!

IT'S ALIVE!
IT'S ALIVE!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/08/22(Wed)13:09:16 No.5298161

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/08/22(Wed)13:09:16 No.5298161

thread soon

ish

Anonymous (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/08/22(Wed)13:48:23 No.5298202

Anonymous (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/08/22(Wed)13:48:23 No.5298202

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how the fuck does OP even keep running, when does he stop, when does he plan to stop and why are we still even here, hundreds soon a thousand threads of quests away and still masturbating over the same pictures of king, will in 10 years we still be playing squidman quest part 3

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/08/22(Wed)13:55:04 No.5298217

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/08/22(Wed)13:55:04 No.5298217

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>>5298202
yes

Anonymous (ID: t1xfmXKY)
06/08/22(Wed)14:11:54 No.5298236

Anonymous (ID: t1xfmXKY) 06/08/22(Wed)14:11:54 No.5298236

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>>5298217
Bring back Shotasniffer. We must learn how skeleton boobs work.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/08/22(Wed)14:17:52 No.5298242

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/08/22(Wed)14:17:52 No.5298242

>>5298236
We must never learn how skeleton boobs work

Anonymous (ID: 7QUSoEqm)
06/08/22(Wed)15:51:03 No.5298308

Anonymous (ID: 7QUSoEqm) 06/08/22(Wed)15:51:03 No.5298308

>>5298236
~~two massive cartilages~~

Anonymous (ID: Qbdv1SA0)
06/09/22(Thu)15:09:36 No.5299354

Anonymous (ID: Qbdv1SA0) 06/09/22(Thu)15:09:36 No.5299354

>>5298202
Squidman quest would be an interesting naughtical adventure. Unlike the submarine one..

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/09/22(Thu)22:22:06 No.5299814

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/09/22(Thu)22:22:06 No.5299814

>>5299354
Best sea-based adventure has always been Crab Knight

Anonymous (ID: Nk+5Xako)
06/10/22(Fri)08:17:32 No.5300189

Anonymous (ID: Nk+5Xako) 06/10/22(Fri)08:17:32 No.5300189

op failed us again. boo

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)01:38:26 No.5301014

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)01:38:26 No.5301014

aaaaaaa

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)01:50:54 No.5301026

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)01:50:54 No.5301026

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>>5301014

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)01:54:55 No.5301036

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)01:54:55 No.5301036

>>5301026
hows the mobin time

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)02:06:25 No.5301054

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)02:06:25 No.5301054

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>>5301036

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)02:08:34 No.5301057

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)02:08:34 No.5301057

>>5301054
One of the stage plays of all time

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)02:23:22 No.5301065

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)02:23:22 No.5301065

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>>5301057
IT'S A #MOBSWEEP

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)02:24:49 No.5301066

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)02:24:49 No.5301066

>>5301065
Please babe we have watches Mob for 50 times today in 10 different tv's at the same time, can we watch something else?

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)02:26:17 No.5301067

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)02:26:17 No.5301067

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>>5301066

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)02:32:01 No.5301072

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)02:32:01 No.5301072

>>5301065
>>5301067
Wait, it beat Vampire Hunters: Endgame? The one where The King, Shotasniffer, Dickass Thief, Edward, and Future Boxer teamed up with the remaining Vampire Hunters to defeat Lolisniffer the Mad Skeleton once and for all?

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)02:33:22 No.5301076

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)02:33:22 No.5301076

>>5301065
how much SRP gross?

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)02:37:34 No.5301079

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)02:37:34 No.5301079

>>5301065
W-what's in the sixth place?

Anonymous (ID: w9uKShgE)
06/11/22(Sat)02:39:45 No.5301080

Anonymous (ID: w9uKShgE) 06/11/22(Sat)02:39:45 No.5301080

Have you guys ever heard of mobcoin? mobcoin is crypto and its pretty interessing, all your mobcoin is protected in the blockchain, but what is the blockchain you may ask? Its this huge enchanted cube shapes crypt that flies high in the sky and records every transction ever made in the blockchain, and since mobcoin is crypto then it is superior to goldcoins making mobcoins the most worthwhile investimento you could throw ALL your life savings at.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)02:45:17 No.5301084

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)02:45:17 No.5301084

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>>5301072
>>5301076
>>5301079
MOBSWEEEEP

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)02:46:35 No.5301085

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)02:46:35 No.5301085

>>5301084
back to omni cultist butt

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)02:47:57 No.5301087

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)02:47:57 No.5301087

>>5301084
SRP is priceless, got it

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)02:50:02 No.5301088

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)02:50:02 No.5301088

>>5301084
So that's what everyone is doing now, huh, watching Mob

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)02:53:36 No.5301089

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)02:53:36 No.5301089

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>>5301085
Battle Theme plays loudly over the soundtrack

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)03:08:58 No.5301095

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)03:08:58 No.5301095

>>5301089
if we shove a knife up his butt will he die

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)03:12:12 No.5301100

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)03:12:12 No.5301100

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>>5301095
It would be very painful

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)03:13:09 No.5301101

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)03:13:09 No.5301101

>>5301100
he's a big guy
for you
do it

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)03:29:44 No.5301106

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)03:29:44 No.5301106

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Rolled 92, 193, 239, 476 = 1000 (4d500)

>>5301101
Thanks to the other Rogue Knights helping out, Roll 4d100 to throw this knife through his butt aura. Your result is the sum of all 4 rolls. His is which ever one of my roll's the highest

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)03:30:48 No.5301107

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)03:30:48 No.5301107

Rolled 25, 16, 64, 49 = 154 (4d100)

>>5301106
>476
HIS POWER, TOO STRONG

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR)
06/11/22(Sat)03:37:01 No.5301111

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR) 06/11/22(Sat)03:37:01 No.5301111

Rolled 97, 14, 54, 13 = 178 (4d100)

>>5301106
>>5301107
Weeb throws Twinkle to accelerate the knife further

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)03:38:16 No.5301112

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)03:38:16 No.5301112

Rolled 19, 84, 31, 94 = 228 (4d100)

>>5301106
am I helping

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)03:45:36 No.5301118

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)03:45:36 No.5301118

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>>5301107
>>5301111
>>5301112
With your powers combined, you managed to pierce through the Ass Barrier and stabbed the Booty Cultist in the left cheek!

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)03:48:10 No.5301121

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)03:48:10 No.5301121

>>5301118
Damnit, was aiming for his butthole

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR)
06/11/22(Sat)03:52:35 No.5301124

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR) 06/11/22(Sat)03:52:35 No.5301124

>>5301118
Weeb kicks his ass. Literally.
>>5301121
On the upside, we destroyed like 50% of his ass.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)04:00:37 No.5301127

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)04:00:37 No.5301127

Rolled 32, 330, 440, 152 = 954 (4d500)

>>5301124
Roll 4d100, same deal as before

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR)
06/11/22(Sat)04:03:49 No.5301129

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR) 06/11/22(Sat)04:03:49 No.5301129

Rolled 27, 64, 27, 91 = 209 (4d100)

>>5301127
mob get two rolls right

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)04:03:59 No.5301130

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)04:03:59 No.5301130

Rolled 27, 27, 23, 89 = 166 (4d100)

>>5301127

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/11/22(Sat)04:05:33 No.5301131

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/11/22(Sat)04:05:33 No.5301131

Rolled 59, 55, 28, 31 = 173 (4d100)

>>5301127

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)04:11:01 No.5301132

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)04:11:01 No.5301132

Rolled 68, 80, 23, 85 = 256 (4d100)

>>5301127
I am helping!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)04:18:24 No.5301140

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)04:18:24 No.5301140

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>>5301129
>>5301130
>>5301131
fucking internet bugged out

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)04:19:57 No.5301144

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)04:19:57 No.5301144

>>5301140
everyone else is disturbed by this action

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR)
06/11/22(Sat)04:28:38 No.5301148

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR) 06/11/22(Sat)04:28:38 No.5301148

>>5301144
>twinkle seething because she couldn't shove a knife up a man's ass
disgracefur

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)04:29:41 No.5301149

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)04:29:41 No.5301149

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>>5301144

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)04:37:59 No.5301155

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)04:37:59 No.5301155

>>5301149
>>5301148
>fur
you got something to admit to the group?

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)04:47:28 No.5301158

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)04:47:28 No.5301158

>>5301149
mobs seen things you couldn't imagine

Anonymous (ID: ApwCSkaR)
06/11/22(Sat)04:48:53 No.5301159

Anonymous (ID: ApwCSkaR) 06/11/22(Sat)04:48:53 No.5301159

>>5301140
Weeb slices the omnicultist's knee tendons so he can't squat and make Twinkle crave his ass anymore

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)04:50:05 No.5301160

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)04:50:05 No.5301160

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>>5301158
How horrifying

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR)
06/11/22(Sat)04:50:18 No.5301161

Weeb 3 (ID: ApwCSkaR) 06/11/22(Sat)04:50:18 No.5301161

>>5301159
dropped the tracking device

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)04:55:50 No.5301164

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)04:55:50 No.5301164

>>5301160
do not trust skeleton pedophiles

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)05:05:12 No.5301168

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)05:05:12 No.5301168

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>>5301164

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)05:05:46 No.5301169

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)05:05:46 No.5301169

>>5301168
how is the omnicultist

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)05:11:10 No.5301170

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)05:11:10 No.5301170

>>5301168
Yea, we are better to not fuck around with IRS

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)05:11:16 No.5301171

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)05:11:16 No.5301171

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Rolled 158, 51, 336, 144 = 689 (4d500)

>>5301169
He's gonna retaliate.

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)05:12:11 No.5301172

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)05:12:11 No.5301172

Rolled 164 (1d400)

>>5301171
with power given us by IRS

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)05:12:16 No.5301173

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)05:12:16 No.5301173

Rolled 69, 45, 11, 89 = 214 (4d100)

>>5301171
fuck

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)05:19:18 No.5301175

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)05:19:18 No.5301175

Rolled 45, 72, 94, 56 = 267 (4d100)

>>5301171
>>5301172
wait wrong dice

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)05:20:08 No.5301177

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)05:20:08 No.5301177

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>>5301173

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)05:25:43 No.5301178

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)05:25:43 No.5301178

>>5301177
WE NEED TO BREAK HIS SHIELD WITH SOMETHING

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)05:28:22 No.5301182

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)05:28:22 No.5301182

>>5301177
throw mobs at it

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)05:42:10 No.5301186

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)05:42:10 No.5301186

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Rolled 85, 209, 329, 184 = 807 (4d500)

>>5301182
Roll to throw the Mob at the ass

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)05:43:30 No.5301187

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)05:43:30 No.5301187

Rolled 93, 28, 31, 89 = 241 (4d100)

>>5301186
come on that ain't fair

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)05:50:30 No.5301189

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)05:50:30 No.5301189

Rolled 18, 26, 56, 55 = 155 (4d100)

>>5301186
nyeeeeh

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)05:52:06 No.5301190

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)05:52:06 No.5301190

Rolled 24, 15, 21, 96 = 156 (4d100)

>>5301186
nice to see you actually running the thread for once, OP

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)05:54:05 No.5301191

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)05:54:05 No.5301191

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5301187
>>5301189
>>5301190
With the help from everyone. The Mob Knights are launched through the Booty Barrier and right into the Cultist's Ass

Roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)05:54:46 No.5301193

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)05:54:46 No.5301193

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5301191
Uh oh

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)05:54:51 No.5301194

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)05:54:51 No.5301194

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5301191
OH GOD HIS ASS
also OP you better keep the bread running for the next 5 hours

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5)
06/11/22(Sat)05:58:19 No.5301197

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: /G7SffT5) 06/11/22(Sat)05:58:19 No.5301197

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5301191
eh, I'm sure it's fiiine

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)06:02:23 No.5301201

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)06:02:23 No.5301201

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>>5301194
The Omnicultist CLENCHES HARD!

The Mob is now trapped between his cheeks

>>5301194
I make no promises

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)06:06:20 No.5301203

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)06:06:20 No.5301203

>>5301201
shove the weeb in to widen

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)06:08:50 No.5301205

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)06:08:50 No.5301205

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5301201
>>5301203
Come on Weeb, we're waiting for ya

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)06:11:47 No.5301207

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)06:11:47 No.5301207

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Rolled 78, 156, 248, 124 = 606 (4d500)

>>5301205
>>5301203
OH SHIT

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)06:12:00 No.5301208

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)06:12:00 No.5301208

>>5301201
Observe this event from a safe distance.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)06:12:30 No.5301209

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)06:12:30 No.5301209

>>5301207
>>5301208
nigga you better help too

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)06:14:09 No.5301210

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)06:14:09 No.5301210

Rolled 98, 37, 42, 91 = 268 (4d100)

>>5301209
>>5301207
I roll 4d100 to observe the event.

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)06:15:40 No.5301211

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)06:15:40 No.5301211

Rolled 41, 70, 88, 67 = 266 (4d100)

>>5301207

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)06:20:38 No.5301214

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)06:20:38 No.5301214

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>>5301211

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)06:22:33 No.5301218

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)06:22:33 No.5301218

>>5301214
PUSH

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)06:24:00 No.5301221

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)06:24:00 No.5301221

>>5301214
WHACK US IN, GUSTAF
COME ON

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)06:24:17 No.5301223

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)06:24:17 No.5301223

>>5301214
Need more power, chuck the Elite Knight in to the crack as well.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)06:27:34 No.5301224

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)06:27:34 No.5301224

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Rolled 149, 409, 140 = 698 (3d500)

>>5301214
Wait! He suddenly jumps into the air!

Roll 1d100 to defend yourselves

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)06:28:19 No.5301225

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)06:28:19 No.5301225

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5301224

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)06:30:04 No.5301226

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)06:30:04 No.5301226

Rolled 100 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5301224
Hmm.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)06:32:23 No.5301227

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)06:32:23 No.5301227

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5301224
jesus christ

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)06:52:44 No.5301233

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)06:52:44 No.5301233

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>>5301225
>>5301226
>>5301227
The cultist used the 3 clenched between his cheeks as a weapon to slam into the ground, scattering everyone

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)07:04:03 No.5301239

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)07:04:03 No.5301239

>>5301233
we need to defeat him like, now

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)07:04:08 No.5301240

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)07:04:08 No.5301240

>>5301233
Roll upon hitting the ground to avoid damage to the more squishy bits of the Knight.

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs)
06/11/22(Sat)07:13:44 No.5301245

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs) 06/11/22(Sat)07:13:44 No.5301245

>>5301233
Perform inside-out harakiri on him, NOW

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)07:16:12 No.5301246

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)07:16:12 No.5301246

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Rolled 323, 375, 147 = 845 (3d500)

>>5301239
>>5301240
>>5301245
Roll 4d100 for the final ASSault on the Ass Cultist

The Rogue Knights will provide a bonus of +50 to your final sum

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)07:17:22 No.5301247

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)07:17:22 No.5301247

Rolled 84 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5301246
Defeat this man so we can defeat the Rouge Knights in peace!

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs)
06/11/22(Sat)07:21:06 No.5301252

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs) 06/11/22(Sat)07:21:06 No.5301252

Rolled 9, 28, 76, 7 = 120 (4d100)

>>5301246
*booming voice from inside ass* WITNESS MEE

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)07:23:26 No.5301256

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)07:23:26 No.5301256

Rolled 90, 6, 25 + 89 = 210 (3d100 + 89)

>>5301247
>>5301246
Oh, it was a 4d100.
Here's the full roll with the first roll accounted

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8)
06/11/22(Sat)07:23:57 No.5301257

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8) 06/11/22(Sat)07:23:57 No.5301257

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5301246

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8)
06/11/22(Sat)07:25:18 No.5301258

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8) 06/11/22(Sat)07:25:18 No.5301258

Rolled 50, 1, 100, 99 = 250 (4d100)

>>5301246
Oops. Wrong dice. First time.

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/11/22(Sat)07:26:58 No.5301261

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/11/22(Sat)07:26:58 No.5301261

Rolled 16, 35, 92, 71 = 214 (4d100)

>>5301246

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs)
06/11/22(Sat)07:28:57 No.5301263

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs) 06/11/22(Sat)07:28:57 No.5301263

>>5301258
OP's weighed dice.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)07:38:16 No.5301270

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)07:38:16 No.5301270

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>>5301258
>>5301256
>>5301252

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)07:48:03 No.5301276

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)07:48:03 No.5301276

>>5301270
Excellent work, Brothers! Now locate the Grail before the cultists steal it away again.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)07:49:16 No.5301277

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)07:49:16 No.5301277

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>>5301276
Yes! Do that! Retrieve the grail!....in about eh, 4-5 hours. I gotta step out for a bit

Toodles

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs)
06/11/22(Sat)08:44:55 No.5301301

Weeb 3 (ID: fvv+oTFs) 06/11/22(Sat)08:44:55 No.5301301

>>5301270
Glorious.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)13:06:50 No.5301497

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)13:06:50 No.5301497

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Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)13:08:25 No.5301502

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)13:08:25 No.5301502

>>5301497
This is the grail? It looks strange

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)13:18:43 No.5301516

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)13:18:43 No.5301516

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>>5301502

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)13:20:06 No.5301518

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)13:20:06 No.5301518

>>5301516
I think we've been had, Brothers. The Rouge Knights must've ran off with the grail as we were winning a fight worthy of a level up.

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)13:21:00 No.5301520

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)13:21:00 No.5301520

>>5301516
Who are you, little man? Are you a knight too?
Like...little knight?

Anonymous (ID: 2G3UYEhw)
06/11/22(Sat)13:21:13 No.5301521

Anonymous (ID: 2G3UYEhw) 06/11/22(Sat)13:21:13 No.5301521

>>5301516
Does he weigh as much as a duck?

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)13:23:05 No.5301525

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)13:23:05 No.5301525

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>>5301521
And who are you, mysterious anon knight

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)13:24:19 No.5301528

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)13:24:19 No.5301528

>>5301525
Grab

Anonymous (ID: 2G3UYEhw)
06/11/22(Sat)13:29:04 No.5301536

Anonymous (ID: 2G3UYEhw) 06/11/22(Sat)13:29:04 No.5301536

>>5301525
SIr Anon, King of the Austist

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)13:29:06 No.5301537

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)13:29:06 No.5301537

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>>5301528
eyo dont molest the anons

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)13:30:19 No.5301538

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)13:30:19 No.5301538

>>5301537
Throw the Anon out of the Quest and look for the Grail.

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)13:30:38 No.5301539

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)13:30:38 No.5301539

>>5301537
Grab neck
WHERE IS THE GOBLET!?

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/11/22(Sat)13:30:59 No.5301540

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/11/22(Sat)13:30:59 No.5301540

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5301537
Are we here to grab ass or to kick ass?!

Anonymous (ID: 2G3UYEhw)
06/11/22(Sat)13:31:10 No.5301542

Anonymous (ID: 2G3UYEhw) 06/11/22(Sat)13:31:10 No.5301542

>>5301537
Then how are we supposed to be build a bridge out of him? OP be reasonable!

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)13:33:53 No.5301544

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)13:33:53 No.5301544

Rolled 275, 267, 517, 249, 313 = 1621 (5d678)

>>5301542
SEIZE THIS MAN RIGHT THIS INSTANT

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)13:34:35 No.5301545

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)13:34:35 No.5301545

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5301538
Having banished the anon to the shadowrealm, you may now roll 1d100 to look for the grail

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)13:35:35 No.5301547

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)13:35:35 No.5301547

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5301545
watch us fail

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)13:35:55 No.5301548

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)13:35:55 No.5301548

Rolled 72 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5301545
Hmm.

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)13:37:00 No.5301551

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)13:37:00 No.5301551

>>5301545
>>5301547
hoory shet it is mythical ying yang...

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)13:44:15 No.5301552

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)13:44:15 No.5301552

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>>5301547
Oh hey there it is

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)13:45:22 No.5301553

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)13:45:22 No.5301553

>>5301552
pour sake in it and have a sip

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)13:46:22 No.5301555

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)13:46:22 No.5301555

>>5301553
>>5301552
Slap the Weeb away from the Grail before he does his weebshit.

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)13:48:37 No.5301557

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)13:48:37 No.5301557

>>5301555
use judo on gustaf and throw him over the shoulder

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)13:49:34 No.5301561

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)13:49:34 No.5301561

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>>5301555
>>5301557
Roll 1d100

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)13:50:27 No.5301564

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)13:50:27 No.5301564

Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5301561
Fucking weebs.

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)13:51:47 No.5301567

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)13:51:47 No.5301567

Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5301561
I also get +5 for using his momentum against him

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)13:53:07 No.5301568

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)13:53:07 No.5301568

so as I was saying, pour sake in holy grail and take a sip

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8)
06/11/22(Sat)14:05:55 No.5301578

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8) 06/11/22(Sat)14:05:55 No.5301578

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5301561

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)14:08:00 No.5301579

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)14:08:00 No.5301579

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>>5301578
Gasp

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)14:09:35 No.5301581

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)14:09:35 No.5301581

>>5301579
Suplex twinkle, women can't touch holy relics

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8)
06/11/22(Sat)14:12:49 No.5301584

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8) 06/11/22(Sat)14:12:49 No.5301584

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5301579
Sip and become strong

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)14:20:13 No.5301595

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)14:20:13 No.5301595

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5301584
SUPLEX

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)14:22:34 No.5301598

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)14:22:34 No.5301598

>>5301595
>>5301579
Observe the Suplex.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)14:23:56 No.5301601

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)14:23:56 No.5301601

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>>5301584
>>5301595
Oh noes.

Misogyny

Roll 1d100 against each other

The Lilly Knight has a +2 speed bonus over the Weeb

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8)
06/11/22(Sat)14:25:18 No.5301603

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8) 06/11/22(Sat)14:25:18 No.5301603

Rolled 27 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>5301601

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)14:27:29 No.5301604

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)14:27:29 No.5301604

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5301601

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/11/22(Sat)14:29:35 No.5301606

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/11/22(Sat)14:29:35 No.5301606

>>5301601
I look to back at the rogue knights.

I sure hope they aren't doing anything nefarious while we aren't looking

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)14:36:24 No.5301611

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)14:36:24 No.5301611

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>>5301603
>>5301604
MY GOD! THE WINNER IS-- >>5301606
They're planning something, kinda sus

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)14:38:02 No.5301613

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)14:38:02 No.5301613

>>5301611
Is this even the real Grail?

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/11/22(Sat)14:38:40 No.5301614

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/11/22(Sat)14:38:40 No.5301614

>>5301611
I try to sneak into the huddle

Weeb (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)14:39:49 No.5301616

Weeb (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)14:39:49 No.5301616

>>5301611
>pocket the grail when no one's looking

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)14:40:40 No.5301617

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)14:40:40 No.5301617

>>5301611
Agreed, is that the real grail?

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8)
06/11/22(Sat)14:41:39 No.5301618

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8) 06/11/22(Sat)14:41:39 No.5301618

>>5301611
Oh no. It broke

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)14:46:00 No.5301620

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)14:46:00 No.5301620

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5301613
Depends, has anyone drank from it yet

>>5301614

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)14:46:50 No.5301621

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)14:46:50 No.5301621

>>5301620
Peek at what the rogue knights are looking at!

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)14:47:34 No.5301622

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)14:47:34 No.5301622

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5301620
Hmmm...Lily, here, a bit of sake to make you feel better about losing, you get the first sip

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8)
06/11/22(Sat)14:48:49 No.5301624

Lily Dude (ID: yB/9cRa8) 06/11/22(Sat)14:48:49 No.5301624

>>5301620
Claim "battered woman" and get unstuck

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)14:50:02 No.5301627

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)14:50:02 No.5301627

>>5301621
Roll 1d100, get equal to or better than 58

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)14:50:16 No.5301629

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)14:50:16 No.5301629

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5301627
URAAAAAH

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/11/22(Sat)14:50:54 No.5301630

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/11/22(Sat)14:50:54 No.5301630

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5301627

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)14:51:22 No.5301631

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)14:51:22 No.5301631

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5301622
Rolling against this simp

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)14:52:23 No.5301634

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)14:52:23 No.5301634

godDAMN ~~nice~~

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1)
06/11/22(Sat)14:58:15 No.5301641

Weebus (ID: 8A+0heV1) 06/11/22(Sat)14:58:15 No.5301641

>>5301631
Nice

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)15:05:32 No.5301651

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)15:05:32 No.5301651

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>>5301630
"This is getting shittier by the minute. Nobody told me the cult has Ass-based super powers"

"Well it's a good thing the ritual didn't even start then."

"So what now? Definitely let those other assholes get their hands on the grail. Fuck knows what they'll do with it"

"We proceed with the plan. We smash the thing. Escape. Then I'm gonna take a bath and sleep for 5 days"

"Is that grail over there even real? How do we know it's not a decoy?"

"Well there's no sign of somebody gaining ultimate power anywhere else in the city. So this grail should be the real deal....Or the cult prefer to time their rituals based on dramatic tension"

>>5301624
You have unstuck yourself

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)15:09:27 No.5301659

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)15:09:27 No.5301659

>>5301651
GET BACK TO LILY KNIGHT AND WEEB
WE GOTTA ESCAPE WITH THE GRAIL

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 9/7YcSPs)
06/11/22(Sat)15:09:51 No.5301661

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 9/7YcSPs) 06/11/22(Sat)15:09:51 No.5301661

>>5301651
If I drink from this will I see my waifu?

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)15:17:23 No.5301670

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)15:17:23 No.5301670

>>5301661
>>5301651
Do not drink from the Grail, rice-head. Let's just take it and leave.

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)15:17:50 No.5301671

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)15:17:50 No.5301671

>>5301651
>>5301659
Escape with fellow alcoholics

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)15:22:14 No.5301673

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)15:22:14 No.5301673

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>>5301661

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)15:24:44 No.5301676

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)15:24:44 No.5301676

>>5301673
Slap weeb
Only WE get to drink from that grail

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/11/22(Sat)15:24:55 No.5301677

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/11/22(Sat)15:24:55 No.5301677

>>5301673
NO WEEB! THE CULTIST CORRUPTED THE GRAIL OR SOME SHIT! DON'T LISTEN TO THE WHISPERS

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)15:26:16 No.5301680

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)15:26:16 No.5301680

>>5301673
Slap the weeb on the wrist until he puts down the Grail

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 9/7YcSPs)
06/11/22(Sat)15:26:26 No.5301681

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 9/7YcSPs) 06/11/22(Sat)15:26:26 No.5301681

>>5301673
Must not fall for round eye TRICKS!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)15:32:04 No.5301687

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)15:32:04 No.5301687

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5301676
>>5301677
>>5301680
>>5301681
Oh shit

Roll 1d100

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/11/22(Sat)15:33:36 No.5301690

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/11/22(Sat)15:33:36 No.5301690

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5301687
whack

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/11/22(Sat)15:33:55 No.5301692

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/11/22(Sat)15:33:55 No.5301692

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5301687
LET GO YOU JAPANESE WORSHIPPING FUCK

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/11/22(Sat)15:34:59 No.5301694

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/11/22(Sat)15:34:59 No.5301694

Rolled 35 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5301687
Fucking weebs!

Lily Dude (ID: 7VinH5eU)
06/11/22(Sat)15:43:14 No.5301702

Lily Dude (ID: 7VinH5eU) 06/11/22(Sat)15:43:14 No.5301702

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5301687

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/11/22(Sat)15:48:42 No.5301705

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/11/22(Sat)15:48:42 No.5301705

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>>5301690
Smacked him right into....the next session.

Which is....I dunno when will it be. It' close to 3AM. am sleepy. See ya all next time

updates:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+)
06/11/22(Sat)15:49:02 No.5301707

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 8y1QrtY+) 06/11/22(Sat)15:49:02 No.5301707

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5301687

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs)
06/11/22(Sat)17:04:20 No.5301776

Weeb 3 (ID: Nr37RPjs) 06/11/22(Sat)17:04:20 No.5301776

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5301705
Weeb deploys landing gear

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/18/22(Sat)05:19:01 No.5308353

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/18/22(Sat)05:19:01 No.5308353

op missing

Anonymous (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/18/22(Sat)05:34:07 No.5308362

Anonymous (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/18/22(Sat)05:34:07 No.5308362

What happens when you defy the MOB

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/18/22(Sat)06:27:51 No.5308374

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/18/22(Sat)06:27:51 No.5308374

>>5308353
>>5308362
Give it about 5 hours

Anonymous (ID: e35q5ZDI)
06/18/22(Sat)13:04:21 No.5308595

Anonymous (ID: e35q5ZDI) 06/18/22(Sat)13:04:21 No.5308595

>>5308353
>>5308362
>>5308374
*BRRAP*

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)02:01:53 No.5309224

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)02:01:53 No.5309224

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Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/19/22(Sun)03:48:33 No.5309271

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/19/22(Sun)03:48:33 No.5309271

>>5309224
Cancelled dude to knight bringing a skeleton body pillow

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)04:02:19 No.5309278

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)04:02:19 No.5309278

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>>5309271

Weeb 3 (ID: ARisfpk4)
06/19/22(Sun)06:29:38 No.5309340

Weeb 3 (ID: ARisfpk4) 06/19/22(Sun)06:29:38 No.5309340

>>5309224
That is photoshopped and badly at that.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)06:39:44 No.5309349

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)06:39:44 No.5309349

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>>5309340

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)06:41:39 No.5309352

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)06:41:39 No.5309352

>>5309349
Yes, it's time to put the dream to rest.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)06:46:23 No.5309354

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)06:46:23 No.5309354

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>>5309352

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)06:49:39 No.5309360

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)06:49:39 No.5309360

>>5309354
Salute the Weeb as he passes quietly in to the night.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)06:58:16 No.5309365

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)06:58:16 No.5309365

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>>5309360

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)06:59:42 No.5309367

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)06:59:42 No.5309367

>>5309365
Now take the Grail and leave the room before the rest of the knights reconnect to the server.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)07:10:13 No.5309370

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)07:10:13 No.5309370

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>>5309367
BUt Gustaf. Think about the good times! Think about your friendship!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)07:14:49 No.5309373

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)07:14:49 No.5309373

>>5309370
You're right. Carry the Mob out with the Grail, leave the other two potatoes behind.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/19/22(Sun)07:20:23 No.5309375

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/19/22(Sun)07:20:23 No.5309375

>>5309370
Hey King. Can I get a quick rundown on what happened since we entered that tower with the goblin museum. Cuz I kind out of loop and need a G to help me out.

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm)
06/19/22(Sun)07:40:59 No.5309387

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm) 06/19/22(Sun)07:40:59 No.5309387

>>5309370

Come on! Don't kill me yet! I'm still alive, I think...

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)07:41:12 No.5309388

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)07:41:12 No.5309388

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>>5309373
>>5309375
"Ah, you must have alcohol-induced brain damaged, Cain. You see, after you entered the museum, you managed to find the secret entrance to the hidden cultist altar inside said museum. Managing to reach the chamber before the ritual can happen, you had a scuffle with a group of Rogue Knights over the grail. But you had a temporary truce when you were all attacked by a cultist wielding the power of booty. After defeating the Booty Cultist, both teams are currently regrouping to think of what to do next. And Gustaf is taking advantage of the situation to grab the grail and run"

Thank you, alcohol induced hallucination of the King

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)07:43:44 No.5309390

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)07:43:44 No.5309390

>>5309388
I'm not just taking the Grail, I'm bringing along my pals the Mob too. We must escape now before the plot can progress and the Rogue Knights attack.

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm)
06/19/22(Sun)07:50:42 No.5309393

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm) 06/19/22(Sun)07:50:42 No.5309393

>>5309388

>>5309390
Orkuzashi feel very sad for being an lonely knight with no friends...

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/19/22(Sun)07:52:02 No.5309394

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/19/22(Sun)07:52:02 No.5309394

>>5309388
Damn

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)08:02:04 No.5309398

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)08:02:04 No.5309398

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>>5309393

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/19/22(Sun)08:03:47 No.5309400

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/19/22(Sun)08:03:47 No.5309400

>>5309398
Grab Lilly

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)08:24:51 No.5309411

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)08:24:51 No.5309411

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>>5309400

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/19/22(Sun)08:27:12 No.5309413

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/19/22(Sun)08:27:12 No.5309413

>>5309411
Damn guys, I don't know why but I'm suddenly not in the mood to fight. Lets just grab Lilly, the grail, and go get some beers

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)08:27:44 No.5309414

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)08:27:44 No.5309414

>>5309411
Grab Cain and the Grail, then bail

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm)
06/19/22(Sun)08:47:32 No.5309428

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm) 06/19/22(Sun)08:47:32 No.5309428

>>5309411

Just simple follow the others while comforting ourself with bottle of melon soda.

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/19/22(Sun)09:09:47 No.5309444

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/19/22(Sun)09:09:47 No.5309444

>>5309411
Grab Abel, the grail and bail

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/19/22(Sun)09:10:48 No.5309447

Anonymous (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/19/22(Sun)09:10:48 No.5309447

>>5309411
>>5309444

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/19/22(Sun)09:11:49 No.5309449

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/19/22(Sun)09:11:49 No.5309449

>>5309411
>>5309444
I can't even get the name field right, I am so beaten in t

Weeb 3 (ID: VUDqBCXe)
06/19/22(Sun)09:27:24 No.5309461

Weeb 3 (ID: VUDqBCXe) 06/19/22(Sun)09:27:24 No.5309461

>>5309411
>Weeb takes a swig of melon sake and thinks about his waifu pillow back at home
>>5309393
>>5309428
firesnake? more like ~~flaccidsnake~~

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)10:23:44 No.5309501

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)10:23:44 No.5309501

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A daring escape!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)10:29:06 No.5309503

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)10:29:06 No.5309503

>>5309501
JUMP FOR IT!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)10:30:15 No.5309504

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)10:30:15 No.5309504

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5309503
OH SHIT iT'S A QTE!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)10:34:53 No.5309506

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)10:34:53 No.5309506

Rolled 83 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5309504
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)10:36:26 No.5309507

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)10:36:26 No.5309507

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>>5309506
Look at that budget

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)10:39:05 No.5309510

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)10:39:05 No.5309510

>>5309507
Impressive as always. Thank the lord, Toddus Howardus, for this excellent sequence.

The Knights land in a convenient haystack and take 0 fall damage.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)10:50:13 No.5309518

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)10:50:13 No.5309518

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>>5309510
What a amazing reference to the hit game franchise Assassin's Creed by Ubisoft

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm)
06/19/22(Sun)10:53:31 No.5309519

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm) 06/19/22(Sun)10:53:31 No.5309519

>>5309507

Do we land on wagon with haystack?

>>5309461
~~Snakes have two p**nis...~~

Anonymous (ID: oo4ln7Y9)
06/19/22(Sun)11:12:14 No.5309526

Anonymous (ID: oo4ln7Y9) 06/19/22(Sun)11:12:14 No.5309526

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>>5309519

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)11:25:08 No.5309537

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)11:25:08 No.5309537

>>5309519
Double the flaccidity

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/19/22(Sun)11:53:37 No.5309552

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/19/22(Sun)11:53:37 No.5309552

>>5309537
Real shit

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)12:19:28 No.5309564

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)12:19:28 No.5309564

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>>5309552

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr)
06/19/22(Sun)12:25:14 No.5309569

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr) 06/19/22(Sun)12:25:14 No.5309569

>>5309564
If the hay is on a cart we hide under it, otherwise hop out and continue our valiant escape

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)12:32:50 No.5309575

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)12:32:50 No.5309575

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>>5309569
Roll 1d6 to see if you're conveniently in a hay cart.

get >3

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr)
06/19/22(Sun)12:33:47 No.5309576

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr) 06/19/22(Sun)12:33:47 No.5309576

>>5309575
dice+1d6

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm)
06/19/22(Sun)12:34:57 No.5309577

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm) 06/19/22(Sun)12:34:57 No.5309577

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>5309575

Rollingu

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)12:41:32 No.5309582

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)12:41:32 No.5309582

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>>5309577

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)12:47:42 No.5309585

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)12:47:42 No.5309585

>>5309582
Roll the cart down the road to continue the daring escape.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)12:51:27 No.5309588

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)12:51:27 No.5309588

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5309585
Right, just gotta give it a lil push.

Roll 1d100

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)12:52:32 No.5309589

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)12:52:32 No.5309589

Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5309588
Oh no. My worst enemy, dice rolls.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)13:05:02 No.5309600

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)13:05:02 No.5309600

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>>5309589
"THOSE FUCKERS ARE GETTING AWAY!"

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)13:08:03 No.5309605

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)13:08:03 No.5309605

>>5309600
WE FUCKERS ARE GETTING AWAY! Flip off the Rogue Knights as we speed down the street.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)13:20:48 No.5309615

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)13:20:48 No.5309615

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5309605

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)13:28:56 No.5309623

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)13:28:56 No.5309623

Rolled 33 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5309615
Oh no.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)13:37:25 No.5309631

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)13:37:25 No.5309631

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>>5309623

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr)
06/19/22(Sun)13:42:16 No.5309633

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr) 06/19/22(Sun)13:42:16 No.5309633

>>5309631
RAMMING SPEED!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)13:45:13 No.5309634

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)13:45:13 No.5309634

>>5309633
Wait you're going down hill. How are you gonna ram backwards?

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr)
06/19/22(Sun)13:46:00 No.5309635

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr) 06/19/22(Sun)13:46:00 No.5309635

>>5309634
Oh no I mean build up speed to ram anything in the way of our escape

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)13:56:11 No.5309636

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)13:56:11 No.5309636

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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5309635
Aight sure roll 1d100

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr)
06/19/22(Sun)14:02:45 No.5309641

Mack the Scythe (ID: uqi+giGr) 06/19/22(Sun)14:02:45 No.5309641

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5309636

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm)
06/19/22(Sun)14:08:39 No.5309644

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm) 06/19/22(Sun)14:08:39 No.5309644

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5309636

Going faster

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)14:10:00 No.5309646

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)14:10:00 No.5309646

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>>5309641
You push your scythe at the ground, aiming to give the cart a little bit more speed.

Sadly you missed

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/19/22(Sun)14:17:12 No.5309651

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/19/22(Sun)14:17:12 No.5309651

>>5309646
Hey where are we going now.

I sure hope we aren't heading towards something we really don't want to crash into

Weeb 3 (ID: JyL4ozKr)
06/19/22(Sun)14:19:40 No.5309655

Weeb 3 (ID: JyL4ozKr) 06/19/22(Sun)14:19:40 No.5309655

>>5309646
Weeb pulls out a giant dragon-shaped firework to use it as a rocket propulsion

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)14:38:21 No.5309673

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)14:38:21 No.5309673

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Rolled 58, 58 = 116 (2d100)

>>5309651
>>5309655
Yes. Hopefully everything will work out fine.

Roll 1d100

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/19/22(Sun)14:39:26 No.5309675

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/19/22(Sun)14:39:26 No.5309675

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5309673

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm)
06/19/22(Sun)14:39:45 No.5309677

Weeb Firesnake (ID: bobt1bPm) 06/19/22(Sun)14:39:45 No.5309677

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5309673

Rocketo time

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)14:41:25 No.5309680

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)14:41:25 No.5309680

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5309673
Uh oh.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)14:46:55 No.5309684

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)14:46:55 No.5309684

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>>5309675
>>5309680
Yes. You are indeed heading straight into a bigass wall on the side of Tower City.

>>5309677
But the good news is you may not crash into it.

Since the weeb dropped his firework face down into the hay pile. You may very well be blown up before even reaching the wall

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)14:48:28 No.5309685

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)14:48:28 No.5309685

>>5309684
CUT THE WALL OPEN!

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/19/22(Sun)14:49:21 No.5309687

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/19/22(Sun)14:49:21 No.5309687

>>5309684
>>5309685
Yeah why not.

Try to take the weebs rocket and throw it at the wall

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)14:51:47 No.5309689

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)14:51:47 No.5309689

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Rolled 45, 21 = 66 (2d100)

>>5309685
>>5309687

Roll 1d100

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/19/22(Sun)14:52:32 No.5309690

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/19/22(Sun)14:52:32 No.5309690

Rolled 50 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5309689
DO IT, BROTHERS!

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/19/22(Sun)14:53:07 No.5309692

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/19/22(Sun)14:53:07 No.5309692

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5309689
Blowing up OP behind the wall is an acceptable risk

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)14:57:12 No.5309697

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)14:57:12 No.5309697

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>>5309690
>>5309692

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Kni(...) (ID: JHzuVxZi)
06/19/22(Sun)15:01:42 No.5309702

The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain (ID: JHzuVxZi) 06/19/22(Sun)15:01:42 No.5309702

>>5309697
hurrah

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/19/22(Sun)15:27:52 No.5309715

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/19/22(Sun)15:27:52 No.5309715

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>>5309702
Bursting through the wall, the knights managed to escape! For now.

We'll deal with the fallout of this later. Probably tonight or something. it's 2AM, I gotta sleep now. Toodles

https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)12:58:10 No.5318085

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)12:58:10 No.5318085

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bread

Anonymous (ID: 7u5U+r9s)
06/26/22(Sun)13:02:26 No.5318090

Anonymous (ID: 7u5U+r9s) 06/26/22(Sun)13:02:26 No.5318090

>>5318085
Waiter there somthing in the bread. Can I have another?

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)13:04:11 No.5318093

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)13:04:11 No.5318093

>>5318085
finally, some good fuckin food

Anonymous (ID: 5Cs41m7Q)
06/26/22(Sun)13:06:07 No.5318095

Anonymous (ID: 5Cs41m7Q) 06/26/22(Sun)13:06:07 No.5318095

>>5318085
I demand 100 loaves of your finest bread

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)13:11:16 No.5318099

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)13:11:16 No.5318099

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>>5318090

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)13:12:13 No.5318101

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)13:12:13 No.5318101

>>5318099
>>5309715
so, we escaped with the Grail
now what?

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)13:13:35 No.5318103

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)13:13:35 No.5318103

>>5318099
>>5318101
Now we look at it

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)13:19:06 No.5318110

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)13:19:06 No.5318110

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>>5318101
After your daring escape. You know, deep inside your soul, what you must do.

Give OP your money

Anonymous (ID: 5Cs41m7Q)
06/26/22(Sun)13:22:38 No.5318114

Anonymous (ID: 5Cs41m7Q) 06/26/22(Sun)13:22:38 No.5318114

>>5318110
I subscribe to his Twitch with Prime and give him 100 bits.

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)13:23:03 No.5318115

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)13:23:03 No.5318115

>>5318110
give him Weeb's money

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)13:23:59 No.5318116

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)13:23:59 No.5318116

>>5318110
Uh, no.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/26/22(Sun)13:24:12 No.5318117

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/26/22(Sun)13:24:12 No.5318117

>>5318110
We continue to escape from OP and his greed.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)13:26:59 No.5318120

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)13:26:59 No.5318120

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>>5318114
>>5318115
>>5318116
>>5318117
C'mon man, I just need three fiddy

Anonymous (ID: 5Cs41m7Q)
06/26/22(Sun)13:29:18 No.5318123

Anonymous (ID: 5Cs41m7Q) 06/26/22(Sun)13:29:18 No.5318123

>>5318120
the Twitch sub and bits is $3.50

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)13:31:09 No.5318127

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)13:31:09 No.5318127

>>5318120
how about you show us some plot first
then I'll consider it

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)13:37:33 No.5318135

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)13:37:33 No.5318135

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>>5318127
But yeah check out that grail tho

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/26/22(Sun)13:39:19 No.5318136

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/26/22(Sun)13:39:19 No.5318136

>>5318135
Do not check out this grail, it's power corrupts even the strongest warrior.
Cover the Grail in a blanket to limit it's influencing power.

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/26/22(Sun)13:40:32 No.5318138

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/26/22(Sun)13:40:32 No.5318138

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5318135
Drink deep of the Chalice to gain its powers for our own.

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)13:41:25 No.5318140

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)13:41:25 No.5318140

>>5318135
>>5318136
But wouldn't that mean it's UNholy?

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)13:43:03 No.5318143

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)13:43:03 No.5318143

>>5318135
I AM GETTING TEMPTED TO DRINK OUT OF IT

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)13:44:24 No.5318145

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)13:44:24 No.5318145

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>>5318136
>>5318138
>>5318140
>>5318143

Look at him, he covers up the grail! Denying you all its wonderful fabulous powers. Clearly he's coveting it for himself.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)13:45:50 No.5318147

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)13:45:50 No.5318147

>>5318145
PUSH GUSTAV OUT OF THE WAY
WE GOTTA DRINK, BUDDY

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/26/22(Sun)13:48:18 No.5318148

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/26/22(Sun)13:48:18 No.5318148

>>5318140
The Grail's nature was strictly on a need-to-know basis so I can not answer if it is good or evil, but the Grandmaster of the Order was clear: The Grail must not be used by any mortal.

>>5318147
BROTHER, NO! WE MUST ESCAPE TOWER CITY WHILE WE STILL CAN! ALL OUR LIVES ARE IN PERIL UNTIL IT HAS BEEN SECURED!

Mob Knight Cain (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/26/22(Sun)13:48:41 No.5318149

Mob Knight Cain (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/26/22(Sun)13:48:41 No.5318149

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5318145
I'll crouch behind Gustaf while you push him, Abel!

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)13:51:04 No.5318151

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)13:51:04 No.5318151

>>5318145
Pretend to not care while making plans to grab it after the other 4 die horribly

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)13:54:18 No.5318156

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)13:54:18 No.5318156

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>>5318149
>>5318147
>>5318148
Roll 1d100

>>5318151

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)13:54:51 No.5318158

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)13:54:51 No.5318158

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5318156
URAAAAAAAAAAAH

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/26/22(Sun)13:56:07 No.5318161

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/26/22(Sun)13:56:07 No.5318161

Rolled 51 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5318156
NO, BROTHER! DO NOT FALL TO THE TEMPTATIONS! REMEMBER THE WISDOM OF THE PAMPHLETS!

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/26/22(Sun)13:56:39 No.5318162

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/26/22(Sun)13:56:39 No.5318162

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5318156

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)13:57:39 No.5318164

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)13:57:39 No.5318164

>>5318156
this is hilarious

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)14:10:27 No.5318180

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)14:10:27 No.5318180

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>>5318162

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)14:14:29 No.5318185

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)14:14:29 No.5318185

>>5318180
UNCOVER THE GRAIL
NOW

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi)
06/26/22(Sun)14:15:22 No.5318187

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: EikijFfi) 06/26/22(Sun)14:15:22 No.5318187

>>5318180
>>5318185
NO! YOU WILL DOOM US ALL, YOU FOOL!

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/26/22(Sun)14:19:26 No.5318194

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/26/22(Sun)14:19:26 No.5318194

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5318180
DRAGON SUPLEX!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)14:49:30 No.5318221

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)14:49:30 No.5318221

is OP taking a massive shit

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)14:58:53 No.5318236

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)14:58:53 No.5318236

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>>5318185
>>5318187
>>5318194
>>5318221
Much apologagogies. I was kinda tired from a thing so I sorta passed out for a bit

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:02:08 No.5318241

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:02:08 No.5318241

>>5318236
TIME TO DRINK AND UNLEASH THIS CAN OF WORMS

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:07:16 No.5318249

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:07:16 No.5318249

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>>5318241
Oh wait, it's currently empty since the ritual was never started. Phew. Crisis averted.

Surely nothing can change this situation

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:08:08 No.5318250

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:08:08 No.5318250

>>5318249
Oh okay, let's have a talk with our fellow knights here
cause we clearly can't split the grail into 4 pieces

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:11:25 No.5318252

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:11:25 No.5318252

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>>5318250
Nor should you pour any ol' sort of liquid you may or may not have on hand into the grail and then drink that instead.

But you wouldn't do that would you

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:12:03 No.5318254

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:12:03 No.5318254

>>5318252
no way, OP
you're trying to trick us into something bad

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:13:30 No.5318257

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:13:30 No.5318257

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>>5318254
OP has never tricked anyone into anything ever

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)15:14:45 No.5318260

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)15:14:45 No.5318260

>>5318252
Weeb throws Gustaf to the ground and pulls out a bottle of sake with murderous intent

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:16:55 No.5318263

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:16:55 No.5318263

>>5318257
>>5318260
Throw the grail at Weeb's head to knock him out!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:19:49 No.5318265

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:19:49 No.5318265

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>>5318260
>>5318263
Roll 1d100

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:20:09 No.5318266

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:20:09 No.5318266

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5318265
EAT THIS SUCKA

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)15:26:23 No.5318269

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)15:26:23 No.5318269

>>5318265
GET DOWN IT'S A GRENADE

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:35:11 No.5318277

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:35:11 No.5318277

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Aaaaany second now

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:36:02 No.5318279

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:36:02 No.5318279

>>5318277
I don't think he's coming back

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)15:42:48 No.5318287

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)15:42:48 No.5318287

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5318265
>>5318277
SHiTSHITSHIT

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:43:09 No.5318288

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:43:09 No.5318288

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>>5318287
Nice

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:44:07 No.5318289

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:44:07 No.5318289

>>5318288
>>5318287
OH NO NO NO

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)15:45:53 No.5318293

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)15:45:53 No.5318293

>>5318287
>>5318289
OH NO NO NO NO NO IT'S A MISTAKE I MEANT TO ROLL A 100

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:48:10 No.5318296

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:48:10 No.5318296

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>>5318288
The Mob Knight may have given the Weeb severe brain damage

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:48:51 No.5318297

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:48:51 No.5318297

>>5318296
CATCH THE GRAIL AND ASK THE OTHERS IF THEY'D LIKE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MOB KNIGHTS

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)15:53:50 No.5318303

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)15:53:50 No.5318303

Rolled 23, 14, 18, 25, 29, 3, 13, 5, 5, 9, 22, 22, 14 = 202 (13d37)

>>5318296
...weeb's brain can't really get worse at this point
>GRAB THE HOLY GRAIL MID-AIR

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)15:55:01 No.5318306

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)15:55:01 No.5318306

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5318297
>>5318303
oh shit look at it go

Roll 1d100 to catch it

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:55:41 No.5318307

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:55:41 No.5318307

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5318306
YOU WON'T HAVE THIS GRAIL, WEEB

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)15:56:33 No.5318310

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)15:56:33 No.5318310

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5318306
URAAAAAH

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)15:57:30 No.5318312

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)15:57:30 No.5318312

>>5318149
WHERE ARE YOU BROTHER, ROLL

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:03:18 No.5318323

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:03:18 No.5318323

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5318306
UH OH

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)16:07:05 No.5318326

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)16:07:05 No.5318326

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>>5318310

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:07:25 No.5318328

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:07:25 No.5318328

>>5318307
>>5318323
>can't even roll above 44
lol, lmao

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)16:08:10 No.5318332

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)16:08:10 No.5318332

>>5318326
>>5318323
LILY KNIGHT
IT'S TIME TO TEAM UP AGAINST WEEB
HE'S TOO MUCH OF A THREAT

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:09:12 No.5318335

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:09:12 No.5318335

>>5318326
>>5318332
PURIFY THE WEEB FROM HIM, BEFORE THEY CLAIM IT

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:09:23 No.5318337

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:09:23 No.5318337

>>5318326
>WEEB POURS SAKE in the HOLY GRAIL, takes a SIP and offers some to the other knights and knightette as a PEACE OFFERING

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:11:19 No.5318339

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:11:19 No.5318339

>>5318332
>>5318335
you lowly creatures, can't you see this artificial conflict is here only so that QM doesn't have to give us any plot?

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:13:37 No.5318342

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:13:37 No.5318342

>>5318339
THE ARTIFICIAL CONFLICT IS THE PLOT
>>5318337
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE NOW IT'S GLOWING EVILLY

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)16:17:09 No.5318348

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)16:17:09 No.5318348

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>>5318339
How dare you imply that OP is a lazy fuck

Anyway everyone involved roll 1d100

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:18:35 No.5318350

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:18:35 No.5318350

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5318348

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)16:19:00 No.5318353

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)16:19:00 No.5318353

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5318348
KICK IT OUT OF WEEB'S HANDS

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:19:25 No.5318356

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:19:25 No.5318356

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5318348
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GRAIL

Anonymous (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:20:29 No.5318360

Anonymous (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:20:29 No.5318360

0

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)16:27:24 No.5318367

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)16:27:24 No.5318367

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>>5318353
>>5318350
>>5318356

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)16:28:31 No.5318370

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)16:28:31 No.5318370

>>5318367
CAIN JUMPS OFF ABEL'S BACK TO GET THE GRAIL!

Anonymous (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:30:02 No.5318373

Anonymous (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:30:02 No.5318373

>>5318367
>>5318370
WEEB JUMPS ON ABEL'S HEAD TO GET THE GRAIL

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:30:48 No.5318375

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:30:48 No.5318375

>>5318367
I JUST NEED TO BORROW IT FOR A SEC

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)16:31:15 No.5318376

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)16:31:15 No.5318376

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5318370
>>5318373
Oh shiiiiiiiit

Anonymous (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:32:09 No.5318379

Anonymous (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:32:09 No.5318379

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5318376

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:33:50 No.5318380

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:33:50 No.5318380

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5318376
AAAAAAAAAA

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n)
06/26/22(Sun)16:37:51 No.5318384

Weeb 3 (ID: K1lPKW+n) 06/26/22(Sun)16:37:51 No.5318384

>>5318380
oh god

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)16:48:59 No.5318397

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)16:48:59 No.5318397

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>>5318380
>>5318379

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:49:52 No.5318398

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:49:52 No.5318398

>>5318397
ALL I NEED IS TO TURN THIS IN FOR MY PROJECT AND YOU ALL CAN HAVE YOUR TURN BYE

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)16:53:17 No.5318399

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)16:53:17 No.5318399

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>>5318398
SHE'S GETTING AWAY

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)16:55:20 No.5318401

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)16:55:20 No.5318401

>>5318399
QUICK GET ON OUR PONY

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)16:55:29 No.5318402

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)16:55:29 No.5318402

>>5318399
YES I AM

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)17:03:11 No.5318407

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)17:03:11 No.5318407

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>>5318401
"You have to let me go, Abel. The accident wasn't your fault"

Pony nooooooo

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)17:04:03 No.5318408

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)17:04:03 No.5318408

>>5318407
i meant OUR DONKEY
our ass
our replacement to our pony
GET AFTER HER

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)17:06:09 No.5318409

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)17:06:09 No.5318409

>>5318407
THE SCHOOL WHERE IS IT

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9)
06/26/22(Sun)17:16:39 No.5318420

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9) 06/26/22(Sun)17:16:39 No.5318420

>>5318399
Attempt to trip Lily Knight with the scythe before she gets away.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)17:18:46 No.5318423

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)17:18:46 No.5318423

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>>5318408
>>5318409
>>5318420
Roll 1d100 against eachother and add your best bonuses

Imma head off to bed after this one. We'll continue later

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA)
06/26/22(Sun)17:20:07 No.5318428

Lily Knight (ID: sFq6yOHA) 06/26/22(Sun)17:20:07 No.5318428

Rolled 71 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5318423
WEEEE

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H)
06/26/22(Sun)17:20:44 No.5318429

Mob Knight Abel (ID: 16VnQ74H) 06/26/22(Sun)17:20:44 No.5318429

Rolled 66 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5318423
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9)
06/26/22(Sun)17:23:11 No.5318433

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9) 06/26/22(Sun)17:23:11 No.5318433

Rolled 22 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5318423
Hmm.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9)
06/26/22(Sun)17:24:15 No.5318435

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9) 06/26/22(Sun)17:24:15 No.5318435

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5318433
>>5318433
Re-roll. Hmm.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9)
06/26/22(Sun)17:26:00 No.5318437

Mobile Gustaf (ID: JZ4RpxV9) 06/26/22(Sun)17:26:00 No.5318437

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>>5318435
Right, time to go home.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)17:31:14 No.5318441

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)17:31:14 No.5318441

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>>5318433
>>5318429
>>5318428
S-SHE'S FAST!

IF SHE LEAVES THE TOWER CITY'S BORDERS, IT'S ALL OVER FOR THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS!

to be concluded, whenever.

updates b here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Weeb 3 (ID: Xr1BUtcj)
06/26/22(Sun)17:33:46 No.5318443

Weeb 3 (ID: Xr1BUtcj) 06/26/22(Sun)17:33:46 No.5318443

Rolled 35 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5318441
FUCK LEMME ROLL

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/26/22(Sun)17:40:21 No.5318455

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/26/22(Sun)17:40:21 No.5318455

>>5318443
RIP

Anonymous (ID: Xr1BUtcj)
06/26/22(Sun)17:44:05 No.5318461

Anonymous (ID: Xr1BUtcj) 06/26/22(Sun)17:44:05 No.5318461

:c

Mack the Scythe (ID: 1TeCl9QO)
06/27/22(Mon)18:19:01 No.5319687

Mack the Scythe (ID: 1TeCl9QO) 06/27/22(Mon)18:19:01 No.5319687

>>5318441
Take a short cut and use my size to stop her dastardly escape

Weeb 3 (ID: cseZnf18)
06/28/22(Tue)15:03:54 No.5320637

Weeb 3 (ID: cseZnf18) 06/28/22(Tue)15:03:54 No.5320637

>>5319687
Weeb gives Gustaf a complementary ass kick to accelerate him towards le Twink knight.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)13:02:10 No.5323273

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)13:02:10 No.5323273

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Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/30/22(Thu)13:04:48 No.5323281

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/30/22(Thu)13:04:48 No.5323281

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5323273
That's a good looking sandwich.

Anonymous (ID: T4c4PxdF)
06/30/22(Thu)13:05:23 No.5323282

Anonymous (ID: T4c4PxdF) 06/30/22(Thu)13:05:23 No.5323282

>>5323273
Why does a bread need armor?

WeeBusy orknight (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)13:23:39 No.5323305

WeeBusy orknight (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)13:23:39 No.5323305

>>5323281
>>5323273

WeeBusy orknight (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)13:25:05 No.5323307

WeeBusy orknight (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)13:25:05 No.5323307

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5323305
>>5323273

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)13:26:48 No.5323311

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)13:26:48 No.5323311

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>>5323282
To fight other hostile pastries

WeeBusy orknight (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)13:29:13 No.5323313

WeeBusy orknight (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)13:29:13 No.5323313

>>5323311
Sourdough ... you were always jealous of my friendship to the Grain King.
HAVE AT THEE!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)13:46:58 No.5323329

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)13:46:58 No.5323329

>>5323311
Can we go home now?

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE)
06/30/22(Thu)13:51:31 No.5323335

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE) 06/30/22(Thu)13:51:31 No.5323335

*plugs nintendo 64 controller in OP's eyesocket*
we good to go

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)13:55:35 No.5323339

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)13:55:35 No.5323339

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>>5323313
>>5323329
Depends. Would you want to go home knowing that you let the Lilly Knight win?

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)13:56:31 No.5323342

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)13:56:31 No.5323342

>>5323339
Mob

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)13:57:41 No.5323344

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)13:57:41 No.5323344

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>>5323342
Profound

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)13:58:11 No.5323345

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)13:58:11 No.5323345

>>5323344
Wait so did the knight civil war start yet? Mob the grail or whatever.

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/30/22(Thu)14:04:12 No.5323347

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/30/22(Thu)14:04:12 No.5323347

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5323344
I'm going to use the ancient technique passed down in my family's line for generations to stop Lilly Knight.

STAND BACK!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)14:09:50 No.5323352

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)14:09:50 No.5323352

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5323345
Yes. Lilly Knight took the Grail and ran off
>>5323347

OH SHIT WHAT HE DOIN

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)14:10:24 No.5323356

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)14:10:24 No.5323356

>>5323352
Stop ork from stopping lilly

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)14:13:29 No.5323364

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)14:13:29 No.5323364

>>5323352
Lily Knight has disconnected from the server. Take a walk around the corner to find the Grail.

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/30/22(Thu)14:15:17 No.5323367

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/30/22(Thu)14:15:17 No.5323367

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5323352
First, grab the grappling hook. Watch carefully now. You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup... and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast.

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE)
06/30/22(Thu)14:17:23 No.5323372

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE) 06/30/22(Thu)14:17:23 No.5323372

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5323352
>>5323367
TL;DR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKEEEEERRR

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)14:25:27 No.5323385

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)14:25:27 No.5323385

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>>5323356
>>5323367
OH SHIT THE MOB ARE TRYING TO STOP THE PERFECT CAST

>>5323360
You head towards the corner, hoping to find the Lilly Knight's comatose body

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)14:28:10 No.5323390

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)14:28:10 No.5323390

>>5323385
Now listen here cowboy, this here town ain't big enough for us two I tell ya!

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE)
06/30/22(Thu)14:32:06 No.5323396

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE) 06/30/22(Thu)14:32:06 No.5323396

>>5323385
Take a deep breath to steady yourself ~~AND KICK CAIN IN THE BALLS~~

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)14:34:00 No.5323404

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)14:34:00 No.5323404

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5323385
I turn the corner and find...

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)14:36:30 No.5323405

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)14:36:30 No.5323405

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5323390
>>5323396
As Cain speaks about Tower City's overpopulation problem, the weeb swings his foot at the Mob Knight's balls

Roll 1d100. Use your Speed as bonus

>>5323404
Lesseeee here

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE)
06/30/22(Thu)14:38:25 No.5323410

Weeb 3 (ID: iFsAmjGE) 06/30/22(Thu)14:38:25 No.5323410

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5323405
FENG SHUI

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)14:39:28 No.5323412

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)14:39:28 No.5323412

Rolled 30 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5323405
>53 against 13
Hmm... I think I will chance my re-roll on this. No more Grail shenanigans please.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)14:40:31 No.5323416

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)14:40:31 No.5323416

>>5323412
Nevermind, carry on with Grail shenanigans.

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/30/22(Thu)14:42:26 No.5323418

Weeb Knight (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/30/22(Thu)14:42:26 No.5323418

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5323405

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)14:50:52 No.5323428

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)14:50:52 No.5323428

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>>5323412
While the Mob and Weeb resolve their ballsack-related shenanigans.

Gustaf turns the corner and find...

Roll 1d100

100: the Lilly Knight, AFK
80-99: The Lilly Knight, but OP's controlling
60-79: The thugs, looking for revenge
40-59: The cultists, trying to get back the grail
20-39: The rogue Knights, having caught up to you
1-29: All of the above options except for the Lilly Knight ones

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)14:52:34 No.5323430

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)14:52:34 No.5323430

Rolled 46 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5323428
Man, this is some bullshit

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)15:01:31 No.5323441

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)15:01:31 No.5323441

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>>5323430
"WHERE'S THE GRAIL, ASSHOLE"

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)15:07:00 No.5323446

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)15:07:00 No.5323446

>>5323441
I wish I knew the answer to that question myself. It is currently in the possession of the aggressive lesbian knight, whos' location is unknown. Stand aside so I may continue my search.

Weeb 3 (ID: pYAsxPDd)
06/30/22(Thu)15:16:46 No.5323455

Weeb 3 (ID: pYAsxPDd) 06/30/22(Thu)15:16:46 No.5323455

>>5323441
Weeb performs a katana AOE on those cultists

Anonymous (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)15:22:25 No.5323460

Anonymous (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)15:22:25 No.5323460

>>5323455
>>5323441
ZANKUNRASHI!

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)15:25:59 No.5323463

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)15:25:59 No.5323463

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>>5323446
"Aaaaah that's bullshit"

"We know you're in cahoots! Stop hiding her"

They don't seem to budge. Would you:

A. Attack
B. Just walk through them, what are they gonna do?
C. Use your Will to intimidate them
D. [insert own action here]

>>5323455
>>5323460
Or if any of those fails, the weeb can just jump in.

The Mob Knight's balls are now stuck in the shadowrealm until the Mob comes back and roll

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)15:27:16 No.5323466

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)15:27:16 No.5323466

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5323463
I emeerge

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)15:31:56 No.5323470

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)15:31:56 No.5323470

>>5323463
>Just walk through them, what are they gonna do?
I don't have time for this.

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)15:32:31 No.5323472

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)15:32:31 No.5323472

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>>5323466

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)15:33:30 No.5323473

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)15:33:30 No.5323473

>>5323472
We need to bring the grail back to boss before he cuts our bonus again

Anonymous (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)15:35:37 No.5323477

Anonymous (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)15:35:37 No.5323477

>>5323472
>>5323473
NO! MY SHOGUN SAID WE MUST AQUIRE THE GRAIL FOR IT WILL BRING BACK ONE OF OUR HISTORIES GREATEST HERO! Female King Authur...

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)15:37:16 No.5323481

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)15:37:16 No.5323481

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>>5323470
Fortunately, it seems that during your escapades, you've slain all the muscular cultists that could have actually stopped you from doing this

>>5323473

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)15:38:37 No.5323482

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)15:38:37 No.5323482

>>5323481
We might not be able to afford our average daily consumption rate of twelve liters of beer a day without the bonus! WHERE THE GRAIL AT

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)15:41:08 No.5323488

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)15:41:08 No.5323488

>>5323481
Stop by the nearest Messenger Bird coop. A message must be delivered.

Anonymous (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)15:42:42 No.5323491

Anonymous (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)15:42:42 No.5323491

>>5323481
If we listen too each other's heart
Doing the perfect cast

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)15:49:40 No.5323500

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)15:49:40 No.5323500

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5323488
You approach the nearest available messenger bird coop.

>>5323482
>>5323491
The Grail! Twinkle has it! But because there's nobody controlling her right now. She's currently inside that offscreen realm where characters go until the plot calls for them to appear again

Also weeb roll 1d100

Weebusy Orknight (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)15:51:38 No.5323503

Weebusy Orknight (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)15:51:38 No.5323503

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5323500

Weeb 3 (ID: pYAsxPDd)
06/30/22(Thu)15:52:40 No.5323505

Weeb 3 (ID: pYAsxPDd) 06/30/22(Thu)15:52:40 No.5323505

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5323500
I SM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOACHING
PROVOKING

Weeb 3 (ID: pYAsxPDd)
06/30/22(Thu)15:53:59 No.5323507

Weeb 3 (ID: pYAsxPDd) 06/30/22(Thu)15:53:59 No.5323507

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATIOON

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW)
06/30/22(Thu)15:57:08 No.5323514

Mobile Gustaf (ID: B/h7l1TW) 06/30/22(Thu)15:57:08 No.5323514

>>5323500
"The Grail has been found, though extracting it from the city is proving difficult. Mobilization of further Order assets neccessary to guarantee the security of the Grail. By the Goddesses will shall we be victorious. Faith and Honor!"
Send the message off to the Order Headquarters.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv)
06/30/22(Thu)15:57:45 No.5323515

Mob Knight Cain (ID: G/E29yIv) 06/30/22(Thu)15:57:45 No.5323515

>>5323500
Ask Twinkly for grail

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
06/30/22(Thu)16:16:55 No.5323542

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 06/30/22(Thu)16:16:55 No.5323542

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>>5323505
>>5323514
>>5323515
Sadly the Lilly KNight doesn't respond

Anonymous (ID: NFV6Q80w)
06/30/22(Thu)16:52:50 No.5323592

Anonymous (ID: NFV6Q80w) 06/30/22(Thu)16:52:50 No.5323592

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5323542
The wind is right. Throw the Perfect Cast into the Void to retrieve the Grail.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)16:57:51 No.5323602

Weebusy Orknight (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)16:57:51 No.5323602

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5323592
>>5323542
This

Weebusy Orknight (ID: XakrcbTs)
06/30/22(Thu)17:43:05 No.5323665

Weebusy Orknight (ID: XakrcbTs) 06/30/22(Thu)17:43:05 No.5323665

>>5323542
Op died

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC)
07/01/22(Fri)09:23:29 No.5324375

Anonymous (ID: ou1SatSC) 07/01/22(Fri)09:23:29 No.5324375

>>5323665
Yeah I kinda passed out

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