Welcome back to the Violent Masquerade!A Drawquest where we take a role of a super powered thief, in his quest to become greatest super rogue of all time!IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODE:https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5194190/We stole the BIGGEST STOCK, but got betrayed by a cybernetic seagull, and ended up in prison, from which we are currently escaping. IN THIS EPISODE:A thrilling continuation (and a possible conclusion) of the... ...PRISON HEIST!
>>5249472As a quick refresher: Your super rogue name is (unfortunately) The Dick Man. (It was originally Dissolution, but through a series of humorous blunders it has officially became the Dick Man. They already put it into the villain data base and everything)Your SUPER POWER allows you to SUCK up moisture via touch, store up to 100 liters of water in your tummy, and then SQUIRT that water from your hands, for various MOISTURE and ICE based moves and attacks!~You are also a skilled chemist and have a law degree.The big glasses wearing wimp is Jessica. Despite their big muscles, they are extremely weak, fragile and scared of physical confrontation. But, they are apparently extremely good at hacking. They are also now legally non binary, which is 100% your fault.The big rock guy is called Rock Guy. He is a rock. And a guy. He has a hat.You have 5 hits of Health and 70 liters of water!OKAY, now ONWARD, to our DESTINY and OUT of this shitty prison!
BUT BEFORE THAT!In the previous thread we discovered 4 Australian funnel-web spiders, placed as a booby trap for a secret exit out of the prison, and a bunch of anons wanted to "offer them a job"So we gonna do that now.You offer spiders a job....The Australian funnel-web spider's Union Representative approaches you to discus the conditions and stipulations of this work agreement!Spider Union Rep: "GUHRHRHHHRHGHUGHRRHGHUURHGHUGGHURHHGHGURRUUHUURHGURHGUR"...Damn! This is a hell of a opening demand! You're dealing with a professional here!What's your move, Dick Man??
>>5249521>Have Jessica hash out the details while we go recruit the hot (literally fiery) and hot (literally quite fuckable) triceratops woman we saw earlier
>>5249521"If you join now you can escape with us and go outside.There you will have more things to catch in your web, like bugs and small children."
>>5249538+1, Australian Spiders love being menaces
>>5249521that is a lot of fucking eyesAre we sure we're dealing with AU spiders here, bros?
Sad we dont have a actual hot triceratops just average woman with hair lumps and giant blackhead noseNo nonhuman muscle
>>5249698Rock Manhattan would like to have a word with you.Well, actually, two words.[b]"LET'S ROCK!"[/b]
>>5249698>>5249822That's a good point, actually. What role would she fill in our squad?
>>5249874The grifter probably.
would the spiders be the burglars? They'd be pretty good at stealing shit probably.
>>5249886Has potential, if she knew we were spying and was deliberately trying to manipulate us with her weird monologue about her skillset.>>5249891Hell yeah!
>>5249874She's obviously the burglar. She transforms into a full triceratops and just slams into a jewelry shop to disable alarms, then comes back in the night to steal the unprotected jewels. Too bad she got caught by the gang of superheroes called The Konstruktion Krew who rebuilt the defenses in a single night.
>>5249874I'm leaning towards Grifter, to be honest--we don't know enough about her and what we DO know is that she might be playing us. Hell, she might even be a puppet controlled by the spiders to coerce us into helping them escape!
>>5249874Wildcard, obviously. Her powers don't even make sense.
>>5250635Isn't she just a pyromancer with the biological mutation of having horns?
>>5250635See, it makes no sense. You don't even know, you have to ask me for clarification, and I also don't know. Pure wildcard right there.
>>5250674>>5250649Oops, wrong link
>>5249521D Man: "If you join now you can escape with us and go outside!"Jessica: "EHM, Mr. Dick Man, I don't think this is a good idea..."Spider Union Rep: "GUGHGHGUUGHGUUGHGUGHUGUH"D Man: "There you will have more things to catch in your web, like bugs and small children!"Spider Union Rep: "GUGUGHGUUUGHGUGUHGUHGUHGUUGUG"The spider slowly descends and lands on your head...Great! Looks like your offer worked! You got this deal in the bag!...
>>5250987...OH SHIT, OH FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?This isn't a employment negotiation! This is just a freaking spider! ON YOUR HEAD!Australian funnel-web spiders DON'T HAVE A UNION! What they DO have are fang FULL of deadly toxins!Jessica: "Oh god, oh jeez, d-don't move Mr. Dick Man!! M-m-maybe it will go away??"...You can feel the spider shuffling around in your hair.WHAT DO YOU DO, DICK MAN???
>>5251000>Let it bite us, we might get spider powers.
>>5251000pull a fuckton of water from the toilet to knock it off our head
>>5251000>Call Rock Guy to help
>>5251000>It’s clearly making a nest for its babies. Let it lay its eggs in our hair, we will raise its children as our own.Dick man is about to face his hardest challenge.Fatherhood.
GUYS GUYS GUYS, STOP BEING RETARDED AND READ WHAT HE SAID>Australian funnel-web spiders DON'T HAVE A UNION!This means they have NO HEALTH BENEFITS! LET'S FREEZE IT SO IT GETS A COLD AND DIES FROM A PREVENTABLE DISEASE!
>>5251012>>5251000Support! And while we're at it, can we dehydrate it to death?
>>5251012We can’t freeze it, we still have the power dampener on (I think)>>5251004+1Tunnel web spider suck at swimming... and breathing fondly enough.And falling from a height of 2m will make tarantulas pop like a water balloonAnd they are almost blindi like spiders
>>5251004too little time.clearly, there is only one nuclear solution of self-applied swirley
>>5251042We didn't take the thing off? Seems like an no brainer. They'd be easily able to track us with it.
>>5251167>no brainerWell, Dicksolution isn't the, uh, brightest bulb.
>>5251167how would we take it off though? Only thing we can do is pull water and try to force it open somehow or hit it really hard and hope it breaks. Maybe we could get the triceratops to melt it if she doesn't have a leg brace
>>5251187wait, don't we still have the gloves of a guard? Maybe it has that button that deactivates them
>>5251187I mean, rockman is pretty strong, and Jessica is a genius, so one of them could take it off, right?
>>5251383I doubt spider fangs could get through RM's skin
>>5251000>Let loose a girly scream and begin flailing wildly.
>>5249472Hey woah woah WOAH! Where the FUCK is our tattoo?!
sheit, we really got the three inch garden snake? surely as our Big Dick Energy increases, so will our length?
>>5251000Do not attack spider, spider is good and helps kills asshole bugs like giant australian mosquitos.Come on guys, its smart enough to make noise and respond whenever we talk. It had a chance to lunge and bite at us but didnt.Clearly, CLEARLY this motherfucker is a team player. Its sitting on our head to provide overwatch with all eight of its eyes in case anyone tries to get the jump on us. We should reward it's vigilance by killing a giant rat for it.
>>5251815I-I-its 3 inches soft, r-right? Oh god when we get out of here we're gonna need some mad scientist to give us big dick pills.>>5251383Jessica is too afraid and Rockman is too strong.>>5251049Cant do water things, we still have the power supressor things on. I regret the fact we did not loot the controller off the guard we beat up. We could had looted the body to give us the capacity to use water powers.
>>5251000>Blast it with a water jet
>>5251920I'm with this Anon. Let's not panic here and talk this out.
>>5251949Literally cant do that. Have you been paying attention?
>>5251923We can still do a self-applied swirly because water pulling powers aren't on the blocker's list, only the water squirts and ice stuff.
>>5252094Just because we can do it, doesn't mean we should. And when you say swirly do you mean pulling water from our own ear? That would kill us.
>>5252313Not him but he means pull the water out of the toilet and use it to knock the spider off. Or just cover our head completely and drown it.
>>5251920+1The Spider is a Real One. Let's just pull the safe string of the puzzle (but first make Jessica stay a couple of steps back), open the exit and then lets grab our hot female partner to gtfo
>>5252332>>5252005>>5251920You manage to resist your primate instincts and gently take the spider off your head. The spider then crawls into the inner pocket of your coat, claiming it as it's house. It will use it to for sleep, storing food and raising it's young.
>>5252542BUT ENOUGH OF THIS!You pull on the pully thingy to move the plot forward!...BUT not until we address an important issue.>>5251815>>5251923This is gamers, you get ONE MORE CHANCE! Dick Man is 3 inches SOFT, but mayhaps we a GROWER and not a SHOWER!??Let's find out!~I'll need an anon to roll a 2d6!
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)>>5252545
>>5252549There we fucking go! Our dick is NOT tiny!
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)>>5252545For comedic purposes.
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)>>5252549Yeah but you could've done better
>>5252555I did better than you, son.
>>5252549Great! An eight! An eight is great!...but an eight of what? :^)I'm gonna need next anon to roll a 1d2. If it's 1, then it's inches. But if it's a 2... then it's centimeters :^)
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>5252556>Let's pick on the 4-inch dick ladDespicable>>5252559Centimeters here we go
>>5252564>8 Inches Dick.Now we're talking.
>>5252567>>5252564Our dick is now the exact size and shape as a banana. Triceratops girl is in for a treat.
>>5252575>shapeNo fuck off, we didn't fix our cock for your retarded ass to somehow ruin it again, but now for good.
>>5252605Excuse me you motherfucker? Our dick is a banana and no amount of bitching will change that, faggot.
>>5252613Eat shit, captain hook-dick.
>>5252618>banana shaped dicks are bad>he doesn't knowv i r g i n
>>5252621>implying bananas can't be straight
i can't believe the collective amount of 4th wall breaking grief from dick man's puppeteers is about to move the qm into giving him a few extra inchesthis really is one of the drawquests of all time
>>5252633>a few extra inches>a fewhey 5 inches can turn you dick from an ants dick to a full genetically modified banan. now that this problem is solved we can move on to more pressing matters, like bedding the warden.
>>5252636agreed.though, between the tattoo torturer and the warden's confrontations to come, i feel like we're about to land dick man some serious twink-induced trauma
>>5252559I liked it better when Dickmang was a hapless loser with a tiny dick, desperately trying to overcompensate. Glad we made a spider-friend, though! Mr. Crumbs, eat your heart out!We should name the spider.
>>5252680We should cybernetically augment the spider, so that he can consume Mr. Crumbs when the time comes.
>>5252559>>5252542>>5252545Oh yeah baby, now we just need to somehow cure our crippling autism to actually get laid!Oh no...
Filled with newfound confidence in the size of his man dick, Dick Man pulls on the cord!>>5253079>>5252680I was rooting for small dicked Dick Man -_- But rolls have spoken
>>5255045...revealing a secret door inside the toilet stall!You wonder if it's up to code to have a literal secret exit door in a prison restroom? Maybe after you escape you could sue the prison for negligence!But that's later! Now, you and Jessica enter the tunnel!
>>5255050As you enter the secret door you find yourself inside a giant underground passage!In front you see... The Exit! There it is! The exit from the prison! It's even labeled and everything, how handy!~Alright, now all you have to do is go get the "mysterious dinosaur adjacent woman" and our Rock Guy and you can get on out of here!
>>5255053...you suddenly hear someone moving behind you!
>>5255057You turn around and see... The Mysterious Dino Babe??? And she is holding Rock Guy!Mysterious Dino Babe: "Oh jeez, Mister Dick Man! It appears you have left your rocky friend behind! Here, I got him back for you!~Now, are you ready to escape this prison together?~"...what do, Dick Bros?
>>5255067Give her our coat so we can show off our cool tattoo
>>5255067>Give the poor dinosaur adjacent girl Jessica's shirt!>Leave
>>5255067>Dickman uses Awooga with cartoon jaw drop and subsequent rolling up and smacking his skull like a projector screen>Ask where her power inhibitor is>if shes not a warden ask if she has any clothes or is the steam part of her shtick
>>5255067>Ask where her power inhibitor is>Be ready to battle>If she is not a warden, offer her q coat and show off our tattoo
>>5255067Yeah this is super suspicious>Still can't see a power inhibitor (we can sure see everything else)>How does she know our name>Why did she come into the restroom here after finding rock man?>Why would the sign be labelled "Exit" if this is a secret escape route>Why isn't she disgusted by dickman, like every other man and woman have been so far when meeting him
>>5255067OH NO!I'm sorry you got left behind Rock Guy*hug the rock*but look, we have a spider!Are you ready to escape !?
>>5255068+1clearly, we need to establish ourselves as a supreme gentleman from the get-go once we're done popping our eyes back in and rolling up our tongueand spare the qm from drawing most of her conveniently-clouded form each panel
>>5255067....how are you using clouds as clothes? That's pretty cool. Alright we were just about to to back for you but since you're here we can all go.
>>5255068Support. Also say "M'Lady"
>>5255193Adding>M'ladyto my vote at >>5255083 if she doesn't turn out to be a guard honeypot
>>5252542I just now got it that tarantulas eat birds, and we have a payback to give to a rather avian fellow.
>>5255193>>5255068>>5255124>>5256878You take off your coat and reach out to cloth this naked woman!D Man: " Here, you can have this to cover yourself up, "M'Lady" "
>>5257490Dick Man: "...but before you take this coat, could you answer just a couple questions? First, why don't you have a power inhibitor. Second, why did you come into the restroom here after finding Rock Guy? Third, how do you know my name?And finally, most importantly, why aren't you disgusted by me, like every other man and woman have been so far?"
>>5257496Mysterious Woman? : "...Heh, not bad, Dick Man, not bad at all.Not only you solved my gauntlet of gender politics and my puzzle of Australian funnel-web spiders... "
>>5257499Mysterious Woman???: "...but you even overcame my "mysterious hot dinosaur babe" riddle..."
>>5257502"...for you see, it was I, DOMINION, the Warden of this prison this whole time! In a twist that NOBODY saw coming, the "hot dino babe" was just me in a ridiculously detailed skin suit!!!That's right! There is NO women's section in this prison! There is no NON BINARY section either! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT NON BINARY MEANS! Every time someone says "non binary", I just nod and pretend I understand what they are saying!AND GUESS WHAT, DICK MAN! This is what I DO! This is MY GAME! I slip fake info to inmates about ridiculous escape plans, and watch them try and escape and ultimately FAIL in various HUMOUROUS WAYS!!!Do you know WHY? Do you know WHY I DO THIS, DICK MAN???"
>>5257510Not enough love in your childhood?
>>5257510ask if we can have the skinsuit
>>5257510>Not enough love in your childhood?
>>5257512>>5257521Warden: "No, Dick Man. I do it because I am fucking bored.And because despite it all, I am still a Rogue, and this is how we do things. We put incredible amount of effort into ridiculous schemes that have very little pay off. It is the only true way to live your life, Dick Man....well, anyways, this is the part where I beat your ass."OH NO! OUR ASS! IT'S ABOUT TO BE BEAT!But thankfully Dominion is obviously not treating you like a real threat. The initiative is yours! What's the game plan?Keep in mind, he is still holding Rock Guy above his head and you still can't use most of your powers, thanks to the bracelet on your leg!
>>5257521Supporting this. Boom, roasted.>>5257510
>>5257531>Call Jessica a pussy who should've been a born a woman like his parents wanted him to be to make him cry>Water pull his tears and swipe at dominion's stupid androgynous face
>>5257531wait, couldn't we straight up pull water out of his tear ducts or some shit to blind him?
>>5257531Roast him like this >>5257536and do what this guy says once we've made him cry like a little bitch >>5257544
>>5257531Throw the spider at his face.
>>5257536Good way to lose a hacker friend. Still, desperate times call for desperate measures. I'll support this, as long as we say "Not!" after we get the tears, so Jessica knows we didn't mean it.>>5257531
>>5257531ask him if he could kick our ass while wearing the skinsuit... as a professional courtesy>>5257555then immediately cast pocket spider and pray it hates its old boss more than it's about to hate its new one
>>5257545>>5257555>>5257567>>5257575Ngl I think all of these work together, +1 to our epic mega plan (definitely make sure to say jk to save Jessica's feelings though)
>>5257579Yeah, make sure we don't hurt our hackers feelings too!
>>5257531>>5257579Yeah let's do all of them +1
>>5257849It works against squirts, and against ice, but not against our water-pulling I believe.
>>5257849water pulling doesn't count for triggering that
>>5257849It doesn’t work against water pulling retard
>>5257851>>5257854>>5257855>Water pull his tears and swipe at dominion's stupid androgynous face>>SwipeSo you're saying a power inhibitor leaves us with an offensive ability enabled? And that we acted defenseless despite being able to use it all this time?
>>5257864have you read the previous thread? it's explicitly stated that water pulling is not blocked because they have to know about a power to block it, doofus. ice is blocked, squirts are blocked, pulling is not because we got that after we got imprisoned and nobody knows we can do it.
>>5257880I assumed using water as blade was a different power....so they actually left us with a lethal weapon. Holy shit.
>>5257536Why roast Jessica and not the warden?I dont get it
>>5257536Rather than calling Jessica a pussy can't we like ask him to make himself sad and cry? Like tell him to Imagine someone sold all his collection or some other thing to the effect.
>>5257977Well in their defense we developed it in the prison, then again you'd think they'd look out for, a buncha super villains and whole lot of free time will lead them to get creative. It's like a shank but a hundred times worse.
>>5258041This is funnier.>>5258012Dominion isn't a noted crybaby. It's less likely to work.
>>5257579supporting the mega-plan
>The Guard: "Nice showing, Dick Man! I knew you'd win me this bet, I could smell the psycho on you from a mile away! As promised, here's 20 cigarettes . Oh, and don't think I forgot to re-calibrate your bracelet to account for your new ice bullshit, hehe"Literally last thread you dumbasses. Just check it yourself.
>>5259450We're not trying to use the ice powers though???
>>5259450You aren't very good at reading comprehension, huh?Did they ever recalibrate for water-pulling?
If our cunning plan fails, we should try to recruit this batshit insane femboy as our wildcard.
>>5260039Only if they wear the skinsuit
>>5258041>>5257864>>5257579Apologies for the hold up, Dick Bros! Got busy with life.Our epic showdown shall commence tomorrow!Good news is that I should have more free time in the coming weeks, so the Quest will pick up some speed!~
>>5260041Thanks for the heads up OP, we appreciate it :-)>>5260039I support but only if he doesn't wear the skinsuit.
>>5260663Clearly he should give the skinsuit to Jessica.
>>5260039Only if he lets us bareback.
>>5260039wait, shouldn’t he be the burglar with his disguises and gadgets? since Dickman is the unofficial wild card? the wild card should be a person who’s logic makes no sense to dick manthe cross dresser seems unhinge but reasonable.>>5260041:)
>>5257510>we can only water pullI say we suck the warden dry turn her into a raisin and peace out. Even if she wanted to join on it's not hard to point out who the traitor would be. All it takes is for her to be bored and were no longer allies. While she does offer a great opportunity for getting out with a badge, it may not be worth it in the long run.
>>5260860>the wild card should be a person who’s logic makes no sense to dick manOur Pelvis Boy recruited a rock and australian spiders, he blasted a jet of water in a ratman's ass and figured that the best time to learn about laws os when he's already behind bars, I think that we encompass all logic and some more.
>>5260960What's Rock Manhattan even in prison for, again?
>>5260041You ask Jessica to cry!Jessica: "O-okay, Mr Dick Man! This is the one thing I can do! I'LL CRY AS HARD AS I CAN! HHHNHHNHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!"
>>5261252As Jessica cries their eyes out, you naruto run around the Warden, positioning him perfectly between you and your source of juicy, juicy tears!
>>5261253This is your chance!You focus your power and turn Jessica's tears into the biggest and moistest water projectile!
>>5261285And launch it at the Warden's face with incredible speed and pressure!SPLORCH!!!You hit him straight on with a Power Squirt strong enough to knock out a bear!
>>5261299Get splorched, sucker!Hahaha, knock on wood!
>>5261299...to absolutely no effect. He didn't even budge.Dominion: "..."
>>5261326Dominion: "...okay. Anything else? "...OH SHIT OH FUCK DICK BROS. That water blast was strong enough to break a brick wall. Whatever is happening is not good!WHAT DO WE DO???
>>5261330>Their clothes are all wet now! Pull them as hard as we can straight into the wall!This will either embarrass them by stripping them of their clothes or slam them really hard into a wall. I'm fine with either.
>>5261335Plan APlan B; Throw the spider at its face?
>>5261335+1. This was only the first step in our master plan
>>5261335>+1If this doesn't work, offer the femboy a place on our team for an escape route and free trial of 1 month without betraying us, mention the Ultimate Stock to entice him.
>>5261341If we flatter him on "Why someone as awesome as you would work as a warden?" and "what are you? chicken?" it might work.
>>5261335I really don't want to see that scenario
>>5261359Our MC literally gave a rat an enema a thread ago
>>5261365And i'm supposed to want to see that too?
>>5261379well, the anons who voted for it clearly did
>>5261335you know, at this point you guys deserve the fallout of whatever happens after this inevitably backfires+1
>>5261330Can we water pull the moisture off the warden. and use it to break our ankle brace so we can use our powers?
>>5261330+1 this >>5261335
>>5261330>>5261335GENIUS! THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY FAIL! +1
>>5261341No but seriously, stop trying to force this shit you flaming fucking faggot.
>>5261653It would be fun, but I doubt Dominion will go for it. He seems to have a pretty sweet gig here.
>>5261385There were quads involved. It was the will of the gods.
>>5261330>His clothes are all wet now! Pull his as hard as we can straight into the wall!
>femals whore coombait>nobody bats an eye, coomers will defend it till they pass out from dehydration>male whore coombait>every single one of those hypocritical faggots is seething, flaming, crying and shitting because it's no longer their fantasy and they don't feel comfortable noowwho could have possibly expected this
>>5262178I'm not a faggot, no. Hypocrisy would imply there's some equality between the two.
>>5262178>because it's no longer their fantasy and they don't feel comfortable nowYes, okay. You're acting as if this isn't a perfectly valid reason to dislike something.
>>5262179>>5262190Your squeamish snowflakery just makes you more fun to troll with rat enemas and femboy clothing destruction, is all.
>>5262283No. This is 4chan. Normal humans don't come here.
>>5261817The plan is clear!You focus your powers on the moisture covering Dominion to pull him, through his clothes, launching him into a wall!
>>5262316Fuck, our powers are TOO PRECISE. Why must our control be so damned masterful??
>>5262316...all the water is pulled away, not moving him or his clothes for even an inch.Dominion: "Oh. Thanks for drying me up, I guess?"
>>5262318Dominion: "Okayyy!~It's my turn now."
>>5262321With a light flick of his finger...
>>5262322...Dominion launches Rock Guy at you, with incredible power and speed!!!
>>5262318>>5262321>>5262322>>5262324Seems like he's got some sort of force absorption and control powers.
>>5262324OH FUCK! There is a giant rocky, guy shaped projectile, QUICKLY approaching your soft, fleshy body!You have just a moment before it slams against you, breaking all of your bones and crushing your organs, including your 3 to 8 inch dick!HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THIS ONE, DICK BROS???No, really, tell me, I literally have no idea
>>5262329W-why don't we just dodge? Like, physically move out of the way, using our muscle powers.
>>5262329>catchmaybe he's actually really light
>>5262329We need to, like... Move to the side, like moving either left or right so we aren't in front of Rock Guy.
>>5262332>>5262335sounds like these guys might be on to something. Sideways movement seems to be the call of the hour.
Rolled 1232 (1d9000)>>5262329>>5262332Yes, dodge. Plain and simple.
>>5262329tactically dodge it by falling over. clearly he is moving with such great speed that he'll simply go right over us.
>>5262371I support a tactical fainting spell.>>5262329
>>5262329Take a step left and then strike a pose to out pose the warden!
>he responded to the 1 post id bait post
>>5262872You have 6 posts to your ID right now
>>5262872whatever helps you sleep at night, homophobe
>>5262332>>5262335>>5262343>>5262346>>5262788Of course! A simple dodge! An elementary side step!You move your body away from Rock Guy's trajectory.This is the most obvious course of action that will have zero negative consequences.
>>5264753As Rock Guy hits the floor, his body instantly shatters into hundreds of pieces. With trembling hands you reach out and hold up what's left of his rocky face. Now that you hold him, you realize, that all this time he was made out of extremely weak and brittle mineral.Rock Guy: "L-let's-s.........ro...ck"And with those final words, you can feel all life leave his shattered remains.Rock Guy has perished......what do you do, Dick Man?
Lol that crack under his hat wasnot cosmetic. RIP
>>5264763>Cry, in a manly way, keep his rock hat and face as an memento then start to formulate a battle plan.
>>5264763>CryNo recruit Only murder Rock Guy dead
>>5264763Do our best https://youtu.be/VsJeQWZqCpU?t=23 and hope our sorrow gives us our "totally cool emotional scene power up"
>>5264763>Cry hard with a vengeance.
>>5264763KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER UNTIL HE DIESand then cry, the manliest manly tears.
>>5264763>>5264786>>5264805>>5264821>>5264830>>5264825>>5264876Guys....channel our raw emotion and charge up some razor thin laser tears
>>5264763Take rock guys hat in his honor and DESTROY THE WARDEN.
>>5264917STORM OF SORROW!>>5264763
There is room for neither love nor mercy in this cold, dead world. So spake the vengeful Dick Man, lord of frost and rain.
>>5264917+1RIP in pieces
>>5264763mineral GUY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5264763Grab a piece of rock guySmash our power inhibitorAll while crying Help us one more time our friend
>>5264917yeah let's do this. Also +1 to keeping the head as a memento to this living paperweight of a team member.
>>5265473+1 use rock guy's remains to break our bonds>>5264917We could then just straight up rip the water out of the wardens' blood and organs, killing them instantly (ala blood bending). >>5264944Then take rock guys hat in honor >>5264876Finally, we gently weep for the death of our beloved team member.
>>5265784can't control blood iirc
>>5265853Has to be a full moon, too
>>5265853well, we can control the water part maybe.
>>5266088Maybe if he has drank some water or juice recently, we can rip it out of him? We can control salty-ass tears, after all.
>>5264763>>5264786>>5264805>>5264821>>5264830Sadness and anguish overtakes your heart!As you drop on your knees, masculine tears start flowing from your eyes.You open your mouth and let out a guttural scream, crying out the feelings swelling inside you!Dick Man: "R-R-ROCK GUYYYYYYYYYY! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>>5268453*click click clack click*
>>5268456Dominion: "Sorry, did you say something? My friend send me a meme on Discord, I was messaging him back"
>>5265012>>5268463Thanks to the "intense feelings of sadness and anger", you have unlock the power of Storm of Sorrow!With this power, whenever you experience "intense feelings of sadness or anger", your water power double in power! Like right now!But, what exactly should you do now??? Remember, you can only pull water towards yourself. If you try using any of your other abilities, the bracelet on your leg will shock you into unconsciousness! And nobody knows how to turn it off, because I guess QM was way too subtle about it in the last thread!>>5265473I'm just gonna go ahead and say that you are not physically strong enough to do this. Also, we have just established that Rock Guy is (was) extremely brittle. You would just smash his face into dust trying to do that. That would just be too sad to draw.
>>5268469>Omnidirectional water pull towards Dominion. Lets drown him.
>>5268469>because I guess QM was way too subtle about it in the last thread!>>subtleYou haven't said a damn thing about disabling it besides clicking and clacking so obviously everyone assumed we'll need a laser cutter. The only idea I can think of would be submerging it in water, but it's gotta be waterproof, since we're the waterfag.
>>5268469THERE ARE TOILETS AND BATHSTHERE ARE PIPESGIGA WATER PULL THE PIPES AND DROWN THIS FUCKER>MAKE SURE NOT TO HIT JESSICA
>>5268487Supporting. Or, like, pull out tears in a circle, very quickly, creating a little super-dense and hard water disk and whip it at Dominion? Either or both.>>5268469
>>5268453the art is amazing>>5268484Submerging it can't be it since there are showers here. And we don't have magnets to fry the circuit.So maybe, cut off the foot?>>5268487+1We could drown And all the pipes exploding could kill us.But if we are below an ocean we will escape immediatly.
>>5268469>And nobody knows how to turn it off, because I guess QM was way too subtle about it in the last thread!Is there an off button?
>>5268527>if we are below an ocean>ocean it tattoo>spoilers are in the tattooIT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
>>5268487+1 WE FUCKING DROWN THIS BITCH
>>5268487>>5268527>>5268626+1PROPHETIC OSHEAN FRUSH
man if this is an underwater prison let's just stay here and turn this into prison king quest
>>5268487+1, just go berserk
>>5268469>>5268487+1 YES PULL WATER FROM THE PIPES AND SHIT! THERE IS A SHOWER NOT TOO FAR FROM US SO WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO REACH!
Wait, is that a battery compartment under the antenna?
>>5268487Yeah +1, just completely submerge the smug faggot in water, drown the nerd.
>>5269335>>5268469So why don't we just take the battery out of it like one would a cheap plastic toy and go full throttle on this bastard?
>>5269335I'm pretty sure some super genius would've figured it out if it were that simple. >>5268469Can we water-pull our salty tears INTO the leg-bracelet so that it shorts out?
>>5270509If the bracelet restricting the waterfag is not waterproof, it might as well have that battery compartment.
>>5268688>>5268487You know exactly what to do.You gather the power that surges through your body, and reach out to the ceiling, right above Dominion!
>>5271061Dominion: " Ohh noo~, here comes another water attack from the water guy! So scaryyy~What is your plan exactly? Ruin my skin with all the moisture and make me kill myself from embarrassment?~"
>>5271063*CRICK CRACK CRICK*Dominion: "eh?"
>>5271064*CRICK CRACK CRICK*Dominion: "Oh yeaah. I guess we are right under the sewage pipes, huh."
>>5271067*KABOOM!*With a loud crash, the ceiling comes down on top of Dominion along with several comically huge metal pipes, burying him under multiple tons of debris.
>>5271070TWINK DESTROYEDSomehow, you managed to overcome this encounter. Completing your revenge calms you down, you are no longer powered up by Storm of Sorrows.Suddenly, you hear Jessica from the other end of the room!Jessica: "W-WOW! Great job Mr Dick Man! I checked out this exit, and it's actually real! It really does go to the outside!!!But...There is a bit of problem... Ehm... It's better if you see it yourself. I'll wait for you outside"What is next for Dick Man the Twink Destroyer ?
>>5271082Take a chunk of rockman, at least a part of him desserves to be free.
>>5271086This, but also put on his hat
>>5271082>Pay silent respect to your fallen brother>"JESSICA HOW DO I TAKE OFF THIS DAMN BRACELET?!">Angrily point at your ankle, kick the air a few times, trip over and break it on accident>Stand up, dust your coat>"Now... we leave. I have a metal seagul to short-circuit."
>>5271086>>5271093Support.>>5271082>Take a chunk of Rock Guy, and wear his hat to carry on his memory
>>5271082>What is next for Dick Man the Twink Destroyer ?A room without gravity!Puzzle room!
>>5271082Double tag dominion. I don't believe he's dead until I see his brain matter ooze out.
>>5271082>Leave>Take a piece of rock guy with us
>>5271082Let's leave but also make sure to take rock guys hat in his honour.
>>5271082Grab some ceiling and smash your ankle brace with it.Then go out with Jessica.
You put a small piece of Rock Guy into your pocket and put his hat on your head. It looks terrible! Is it a form of remembrance for a fallen comrade, or are you simply a kleptomaniac? Who can truly say...Anyhow, you finally make your way towards the exit and push open the door. For a moment you expect to see another concrete room, but as a gust of cold air hits your face, you see...
>>5272765...an infinite night sky, full of clouds and stars!You did it! You truly did it, D Man!You successfully escaped from this terrible prison!
>>5272768Now comes the easy part! All you have to do is figure out where this prison is located and make your way back to New City!...boy, it sure is cold out here! And is it just me or are those clouds seem a lot lower than usual?...
>>5272778It appears that this whole prison complex is somehow floating approximately bajilion kilometers above ground.This is far above what you can handle using your Steam Rocket ability, even if you could use it (the shock bracelet is still on your leg)It looks like Jessica has an idea on what to do, but maybe you would like to ignore them and try to do some other, wacky solution to this conundrum? Or do you want to ask Jessica about their plan?
>>5272785>Do Jessica's ideaIt's time to take a rest from brilliant brainy ideas that come from our very brainy brain.
>>5272788Jessica: "I'm gonna be honest, Mr Dick Man, I didn't expect this turn of the events, BUT I think I know what to do!I believe I can get us both out of here! All I need is to get this bracelet off my leg. Or maybe turn it off somehow. I just need to be able to use my super power, basically! And then I just need a little bit of time.Do you think you can help me with this?"So how do we do this, Dick Boys?
>>5272809See if the battery compartment is actually easily accessible like people were wondering earlier
>>52728093 ideas!>Press the big red button>Gnaw at it with our teeth>Put Jessica through a rigorous weight loss routine to slim down him down as much as possible to slide it off.
>>5272809Try to bite it off like a dog
>>5272809>"Sure what we do?"
"say, how much do you need that foot? "
>>5272821>>5272819Can someone roll a 1d6 for a Bite AttackAnd a 1d6 for Teeth Constitution
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>5272830
>>5272832aw shit we're gonna need dental after this.
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>5272830The second roll can't be worse than my first.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>5272830And for constitution I roll!
>>5272834Rolling twice? Psh poor form chump>>5272837I rolled as its more fair that way
>>5272830welp looks like we broke a tooth for nothing. Anyone got better ideas? I'm thinking maybe we could pull a fuckton of water from the clouds and use it to slowly air swim ourselves downwards
>>5272832>>5272837There is only one logical solution - bite the bracelet off with your own teeth, while making growling noises like a wild dog!D-Man: "GRRRRGHRRGHRRGHRRR!!!"...it's no use! It's not even budging! (thankfully you had just enough Teeth Constitution to not damage your teeth)Jessica: "M-MR DICK MAN! PLEASE! We don't know how much time we have! We don't have time for your charming wackiness!"DAMN! I can't believe it didn't work, Dick Bros! What the heck do we do now!?
>>5272862So wait a second, looking at that bracelet shouldn't we be able to just slide it off his leg? Is it possible no one's tried because it's too obvious?
>>5272862>Slide it off now that it's been moistened with our gross slobber
>>5272862Can we try pulling our slobber into the battery compartment?
>>5272862Insult the bracelet's mother.
>>5272862>Pull water from cloud through the bracelet
>>5272862>Slide the bracelet offIt looks big enough to just fall off
>>5272862Dehydrate his foot. Like, shrink it like a raisin so the thing pops off.
>>5272862Spray water to short out the battery inside.Go back to the ceiling we destroyed to absorb more water while we wait for Jessica to formulate his plan.
>>5273983Can we suck water out of stuff still? I thought we had sucking, squirting, and ice all disabled by our own bracelet.
>>5274193>>5274225proof nobody reads quests
>>5274225We have squirting and ice disabled, but sucking is what we learned in prison (and we did it in the warden fight), so I'm pretty sure that's still OK.
>>5274606Incorrect. We have been able to suck water into our donut-shaped organ since day one; in prison, we learned water PULLING from a distance, which was a separate and distinct power.
>>5272862>>5272866>>5272867>>5272939>>5273802You couldn't think of anything better to do than to just slide the bracelet off.Wow! It slides off easily! ...just kidding, it doesn't even budge.You sweat profusely trying to take off the contraption by force, feeling emasculated by circular piece of metal. Jessica starts to cry. The whole situation is very sad.It honestly can't get any worse than this.
>>5275234KABOOM! The door you came from explodes dramatically, signifying that things are about to get even worse!
>>5275236It's him! The Warden! He is back, completely unharmed!Dominion: "It' me! The Warden! I am back, completely unharmed!"Yeah, that's what I said.Dominion: "Shut it! Did you boys miss me? Did you get enough fresh air? Are you ready to die? Those are all rhetorical questions, do not bother answering! I will now proceed to destroy you!"Welp, I guess this is about where it ends for us, Dick Boys. Unless the brilliant anons can come up with a plan, it's all over for our sweet boys!
>>5275244a typical cloud has 500 tons of water apparently. Harness our burning anger toward this twink to smite him with our ultimate water pulling technique
>>5275244>Challenge Twink to fight us with all our powers enabled
>>5275256Seconding, qnd then swirl it around us to form a protective bubble and hop down. The best I got.>>5275244
>>5275258+1The power of Friendship and running the Funtime out of there after challenging them to an equal fight
>>5275244Just pull all the moisture out of the clouds, compress it around his entire head and drown the fucker on land. No amount of super toughness can stop asphyxiation.
>>5275502There's the first good idea
>>5275244>>5275502+1 Oh hey an actually good idea.
>>5275256Why not smite the floting island then?let it crashwe can survive...probably.
>>5275258+1 to persuading the Warden to participate in an honorable 2v1 (so Jessica actually gets their powers to macguyver us something to get us the fuck away from this psychopathic femboy)
>>5275244>>5275256 +1>>5275502 +1>insults anons' collective intelligence>creates unbreakable item, refuses to try all our write-ins on it>recycles contentWhat is this, Knight(s) Quest?
>>5275895>>5275502>>5275895>>5275258>>5275256Sounds like a fun plan! Will these ideas help us defeat this Indestructible Pervert? Will we ever be able to solve the Mystery of the Metal Bracelet? Or will this be the end of the Dick Man and his One Man Dick Crew???Tune in to find out tomorrow, for the Final Battle of the Prison Heist!Sorry Dick Bros, had some health troubles over the weekends, but our moist epic tale shall continue tomorrow
>>5277990>And his One Man Dick CrewNo, Jessica is a woman
>>5277995Unavoidably so. The paperwork has been filed.>>5277990See you tomorrow, QM!
>>5277995I remember non binary stuff.Not sure how it works in practice.
>>5278006That's fine. Dissolution has been legally assigned the supervillain name Dick Man and, through shenanigans, we legally had Jessica's gender chance. That's all.
>>5255068you realise theres a spider in our pocket right?
>>5278085>we legally had Jessica's gender chanCeno, you absolute fucking faggot
>>5277990>Get close and throw a spider on him.
>>5278955*changedYou're right. My bad with the typo.But we did make Jessica legally non-binary (not female, my bad) during our wacky fake trial.>>5249506>They are also not legally non binary, whixh is 100% your fault.Even used the singlular they.
>>5275244>>5277990Ah, shit.It's this asshole again.Jessica: "AAAA! OKAY! Mr Dick Man, NEW PLAN! I will go and find a brick or something, and just slam it against the bracelet until it breaks open! I-I'l figure it out!Please! As long as you can hold him off for enough time, I'll get us out of here, I promise!!!"Hold him off? Ideally, we should kick this douchebag's ass for what he did! But, it would be hard to do with such a limit on your powers...Hm.. Let's try something >>5275258
>>5279662D Man: " Hey, hey, hey, HEY! WARDEN! Why don't you turn off this damn bracelet on my leg, so we can really have some fun! C'MON! Let's settle this fair and square!"
>>5279669Dominion: "Aw, that was almost cute, Dick ManLesson number one - ALWAYS fight dirty, and ALWAYS expect others to do the same.After all, it's more fun this way, don't you think?~Anyhow, are we just gonna chat all day, or are you ready to finish this?"Well, that's about what you expected. Was worth a try! In fact, somehow this little trash talk really got you in the fighting mood!Looks like it's time for the Plan B! >>5275256 >>5275502
>>5279676It's about time you remembered that you are in fact, a very smart boy!You already figured out that this guy is somehow completely immune to striking or cutting damage. The answer is obvious - you need to drown him!But of course, doing this with just your Water Pulling power would be hard - you need there to be a sufficient water source right behind him for this to work.But what if... the very air around him was the water source!You strike and power pose, channel your ability and... use Water Pulling on all the clouds hanging right above you and all around you!
>>5279689In just a second, the massive ocean of clouds rushes towards you...
>>5279691...and "spills" on the ground, quickly enveloping all around you!
>>5279695Dominion: "EEUGH! Right... Clouds are water...Great..."
>>5279701Dominion: " You're a real pain in the ass, Dick Man"And with that Dominion completely disappears inside the ocean of clouds!
>>5279707COME ON DISSOLUTION! I didn't name you just so you could dick out on me now!
>>5279707You stand inside the ocean of clouds you created. It's entirely silent. Almost relaxing, really....Okay, good news and bad news time:Good news - You now have a perfect source of water all around you, and Dominion can't see you behind this veil of moisture.Bad news - You also can't see Dominion, which is kind of a problem, since you need to see him to drown him.But, he's bound to come running at you any moment now! The second you see him, you'll be ready to unleash the final part of your plan!...
>>5279716...okay, you suddenly have a very bad feeling about this situation.w-what should we do, D Bros??? and maybe give me a 1d6 roll along with your idea, because I have a feeling "shit is about to pop off" as the saying goes!
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>5279719Wait for him to swoop in, and then condense all the water around ourselves very rapidly. We were thrown off of a boat as a child to teach us how to swim by our lame pirate-parents, right? We should be good at holding our breath! His lungs will give out before ours! Better yet, if he's distracted, we can get in close and suck out HIS moisture hot to KO or kill him, hopefully, maybe.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>5279719Send out...THE SPIDER!
>>5279719>Randomly pull raindrops towards us at high speeds in hopes they will wear him down over time.
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>5279735forgot roll
>>5279735>this guy is somehow completely immune to striking or cutting damage.bruh>>5279729>>5279730+1
>>5279719>>5279730+1 Spider time!
>this guy is somehow completely immune to striking or cutting damage>send spider to... bite him
>>5280276>not trusting in the spider
>>5280276But is he immune to spider damage?
>>5280276Trust in Spider, anon.
>>5280276Austrailian spiders are the most powerful spiders in the world.
>>5280276The spider is a distraction.When he panics we will push him off the island.maybe, I think thats the plan at least.
>>5281882The spider has been released! He is on the loose! Free, wild and dangerous! It slowly makes his way towards a random direction aaaaaand...
>>5281891...disappears into the clouds.
>>5281897You stand inside the ocean of clouds you created. It's entirely silent. And also entirely spiderless....HEY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, could a helpful anon give me a 1d6 roll for Dick Man's dexterity ?
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>5281904
>>5281915YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Rolled 2 (1d6)I'll be more helpful
>>5282100A little bit better than terrible.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>5281904
>>5282109Remind me, do we work under best of three or...?
>>5282133First roll only, I think.
>>5281915This was a fun quest fellas, but we will meet our end thanks to a super strong twink, depending in your priorities and personal preferences, this might be a good or bad end for you
>>5282200*thanks to QM recycling content
>>5281904>>5281915Okay, okay, OKAY! Calm down, Dick Man! You still got your plan! >>5279729The Warden will come running at you any second now! And once he does, you gonna...
>>5284470Ha ha! WOW! It almost felt like some small metal object just flew past your face at an incredible speed!Ha ha! Surely you just imagined that!
>>5284472*BAM!*Another projectile shoots out and lands right next to you!OKAY! You didn't imagine it! He is definitely shooting at you from beyond the clouds!
>>5284474Ah, I see! He must be using his mysterious super power to launch these small metal balls with a speed and power of a musket rifle!
>>5284477But it's okay! He doesn't know your exact location inside the clouds!As long as you get ANYTHING except for a 1 on a dexterity roll, you should be able to get out of the way!...>>5281915oh
>>5284490QUICK! Plug our wounds with clouds, I heard they have healing properties or some shit!
So, where did the spider go? It was a six...
>>5284490The metal ball pierces you straight through the shoulder. Blood splatters all over and horrible pain washes over you!You have 3 Hits of Health left!The force of the shot launches you all the way to the edge of the floating prison "island".Okay. This could have gone better. But you won't give up this easily! Time for action! Preferable, some kind of very drastic and cool action! Because it's very likely he heard the ball hit your soft, moist flesh!Quick, Dick Masters! What should Dick Man do in this less than ideal situation!?
>>5284503I wonder, can we bend our blood now that's it's out? Maybe we can put it back in.
Oh, fuck, we could also try to blind the warden with our blood and get him to fall off the island and go splat
>>5284503You know what clouds make? LIGHTNING! Smash the clouds together at high velocity until they are so compressed and rubbing against each other so fast that the friction creates a fucking thunderstorm!
>>5284507>>5284503Support! Plus, if Dominion has metal attached to his person, he'll be a great conductor for electricity.
>>5284503>>5284507Sure fuck it, we're smart as shit so hopefully it should actually work! +1
>>5284503dehydrate the blood to seal the wound. Also supporting the crazy thunderstorm plan.
>>5284836>>5284507>>5284545Of course! This is a brilliant idea! How did you not think about it before!Smash the clouds together at high velocity until they are so compressed and rubbing against each other so fast that the friction creates a fucking thunderstorm!This is like, science 101 here, duh.You reach out your hand towards the sea of clouds...
>>5286562...start pulling on them with your moisture based super powers...
>>5286563...aaaand then you just kinda like, swish it all around! Just heck it all up! Just really get in there and really mess it up!And then, just a second a later...
...JUST A SECOND LATER...
>>5286567WE GOT LIGHTNING, BABY!
>>5286568FUCK YEAH! You are the SMARTEST ROGUE b![/spoiler]Fuck this prison! Fuck the bird who got you in this mess! And fuck your DAD for telling you that you're worthless just because you are not a Super Genius like he was!YOU'LL SHOW THEM ALL, YET!
>>5286569Aight, now there is a lightning storms raging all around you! All you have to do now is figure out how to make it so one the lighting strikes the Warden!Okay, D-Team, do you have any ideas on how to...
>>5286577And so ends the tale of Dick Man, the Magnificent Rogue of Moisture.Undone by his own hubris, he was unable to escape the prison and become the Greatest Rogue of All Time.I hope you all take to heart all the deep and meaningful morals of this story and have a great day!~The End~
>>5286581Lol.Verification not required.
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>5286581Yeah, that just about fits Dick Man's luck. Rolling to defy fate
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>5286581ALSO ROLLING TO DEFY FATE WE STILL GOTTA AVENGE ROCK MAN
>>5286586>>5286581>>5286588...NOT!Somehow, you only took a single Hit of Health from that lighting strike! You have 2 Hits of Health left!BUT, that's not the important part! You feel something new in your body! A whole new power you haven't felt before!!!You have unlocked...
>>5286591...the element of LIGHTNING!That's right baby, you're a full on LIGHTNING super now! You can feel it rumbling inside your tummy organ! Anything you could do with Water and Ice, you can now do with Lightning as well!You currently have 10 liters of lightning stored inside (and yes, lighting is measured in liters, go ask a scientist)AND, the lightning strike has definitely fried the Power Restricting bracelet on your leg (you can tell by the burning sensation on your ankle)BUT, some bad news though - any time you need to suck up some lightning, you'll have to take a 1 Hit of Health, as it is, in fact, a very painful and traumatic maneuver.ALRIGHT, DICK WARRIORS, what's the plan?
>>5286595Blood is thicker than water, so we can use that to feel out where the higher density of liquid is (AKA where Dominion is). Then, once we single him out of the clouds, we can fry him Fire-Nation style.
>>5286595Let's just let the lightning storm continue and go find Jessica. Haven't we bought her enough time already? It's taking longer than expected, let's make sure she didn't get caught by one of the Twink's musket balls or something.
>>5286602Supporting. Also, find our spider-friend.>>5286595
>>5286595>Push clouds out of the fucking way>Thunderclap the CEO of BDSMWe gotta heal and FAST.
>>5286595OP, now that the bracelet is off, can you answer how we were supposed to take it off properly?>>5286602Dick Man would be hit again.and we can spray water once more.>stealthily move to the door we came out of, water jet everything in front, push the pervert off the ledge of the floating island. Not the best plan but something along this lines would be neat.
>>5286602Jessica is a dude, why are you misgendering him on purpose?
>>5286619Aah, well if we do that and don't know where Jessica is then we might push him off too you know?>>5286621Legally a girl, I think. But if I am misgendering him then it's just because we're a villain.
>>5286619Actually I don't think this would work anyway, certainly no water-pushing has had an effect on the Warden so far
>>5286621hes (its?) clearly stated as non-binary though.
>>5286624Whatever we do, it will be AOE becouse we cant see, and if we did we would get shot again.Jessica will need to get lucky independently of our action.>>5286625maybe... I hope using more watter will help.
now that i think about itWhats stopping us from pumping out even more clouds and walking away?
>>5286637I thought we ended up going with girl. Oh, my mistake. >>5286644Nah man, the Twink clearly has some sort of kinetic absorption power. Then he uses the stored up momentum or whatever to shoot those balls like bullets.
>>5286621>>5286624>>5286651Jessica is (legally) non-binary and uses the singular "they.">>5286602+1
>>5286706>uses the singular "they."Does he? We sort of tricked/shenanigans'd Jessica into being non-binary on paper, but I'm pretty sure in actuality, he is just a dude with a girly name.
>>5286709I mean, he/they was a dude when we started, but QM has been using "they" ever since we legally changed it, so I'm going with that.
>>5286595Push the fog away from us a little then try to use your powers to cool it down so Dominion's teeth start chattering. He's not dressed for the cold. Then target him by rubbing the clouds together above him.
>>5286595All out, balls out DESTRUCTION! Cause the clouds to start raining, covering everything in the storm in water, and then send a high voltage current through it! Then, after the wardens been fried, use our ice powers to lower the temperature dramatically, starting with the water around our feet and spreading until the whole area, and everything in it, is frozen. Then we'll figure it out from there.
Also, just because I want to cause the QM pain, shouldn't we get some badass lightning scars? They could glow when we do our thing!
>>5286624>>5286637>>5286706There is no "nonbinary" prison and he was confused when Dman called him a female as a ruse. Rope.
>>5286595>freeze the twink>then hit with lightningthis will cause the reaction "superconductor" for added electro damage.
>>5286816>>5286618You decide to push the clouds away!I mean, it's dangerous, BUT you need to find Jessica to make sure they are okay! PLUS, you can't beat the shit out of the Warden if you can't see him!Once you locate that smug bastard, you will electrocute his ass! Or maybe freeze his ass! Or maybe freeze his ass thirst and then shoot lightning at his superconductor ass!One way or another, YOU WILL DESTROY THAT ASS!
>>5288781The clouds part away revealing... and empty scene!What the heck! Jessica is nowhere to be found! And so is Dominion! And most importantly, there is no sign of your Spider Friend!!!
>>5288784Suddenly a voice from... above???Dominion: "Hey! Dick Man! I'm up here!"
>>5288789It's Dominion! He's sitting all the way above, on the edge of the building's roof!Dominion:"Wow! Did you see that lightning? That was crazy!Anyhow, are you looking for you buddy Jessica? If so, I got bad news - he left you~ That's right, he managed to get the bracelet off and escaped from here without you, just a moment ago! Oh well, haha~"
>>5288799Dominion: "But don't get too sad about it, let's get back to our epic showdown!And I got another lesson for you! Lesson number 2: When fighting another super, the key to winning is figuring out their super power!Speaking off, have you figured out what my power is yet?I hope you don't think it's something lame like "some sort of kinetic absorption power."~Cmon! I want you to guess! If you guess right, I'll give you a treat!~"HMMM what do we do, Dick Maniacs??? Do we play along with this asshole or do we use this opportunity to hit him with one of the previously mentioned ass destroying attacks??? Or third option???
>>5288802Start talking, and then in the middle of the sentence squirt him up good, then freeze, then shock. And fuck it, just for extra measure, do the water around head drowning thing after.
>>5288802Maybe he turns energy into matter in slme arcane way, storing it in the balls? Or maybe his attire, and the balls are made of some sort of special material that redirects force?
>>5288802Hey Warden! What don't you flick these balls?!Then throw some lightning orbs at him.
>>5288860*Why don't you flick these balls?!
>>5288802Given that their name is Dominion I’m guessing they have a location-based power. When they’re in their DOMAIN they’re unbeatable. The prison is their DOMAIN and makes them extremely powerful while they’re in it (or on top of it). Oh shit.
>>5288864Ooo, smart. Maybe we should condense the water in the clouds form an ice slide down to the ground, and descend downwards while lobbing lighting back behind us?
>>5288864This is it. Time to gather forth clouds and ice slide away.
>>5288870We could also just jump and then use our jet blast to slow down our fall
>>5289009I think it was state dthat the fall was too far for us tonproperly cushion ourselves with that ability.
Could he just be an iron elementalist? Able to harden the iron in his blood to avoid taking damage and increase strength and also throw iron balls at high speeds to attack? Is he magneto?
>>5288802Supporting this theory: >>5288864And this was my solution on mobile: >>5288870Just to clarify.
>>5288864>>5288870Jumping on that train.
>>5288802>Thunderstrike Dominionfuck that asshole, BDSM shit doesn't make him immune to electricity
>>5289434>>5289262>>5288864>>5288870Oh boy, this is gonna be funSorry guys, got a little too busy with stuff, our epic anime battle will continue tomorrow!~>>5287042He got the cool white patch hair from the lightning! >>5286619The button for turning off the bracelet was installed in the guard's gauntlets. Which are currently on D Man's arms :^)
>>5291035>The button for turning off the bracelet was installed in the guard's gauntlets. Which are currently on D Man's arms :^)oooohhh fuk. we are retarded :(
>>5291076Yes, well, we KNEW that.
>>5291085O-o-of course. Weeee kneeew.
>>5291076I figured we could do that but dick man ain't exactly the smartest guy I suppose.
>>5291139>>5291089I just meant that we knew, deep down, we were retarded. I don't think anyone here realized about the gauntlets.
>>5291035Goddammit it WAS obvious!
>>5288802Guys I have an idea let's freeze an cloud then we jump in the glacier and when the glacier is about to fall on the ground we jump of it.
>>5291434That's essentially the ice slide idea with more steps and dodgier physics, isn't it?
>>5288864Alright! Let's play along with this psycho to distract him!Dick Man: "Your rogue name is Dominion, sooo I’m guessing you have a location-based power! When you're in your DOMAIN you are unbeatable. The prison is your DOMAIN and makes you extremely powerful! YEAH!"
>>5292414And while talking, you hide your hand behind your back and use it to SUCK up all the clouds in the area, maxing out your moisture storage! (you'll need it for the next part of the plan)You have 100 liters of water!
>>5292422Dominion: "PFFTTT!!! WROOONG!Wrong, wrong, WRONG!I guess you got kinda close with the name thing, but still WRONG! No treat for you~Anyhow, now how about we..."
>>5292430Dominion: "H-hey! HEY!!!"
>>5292431Dominion: "WTF!!! I Thought we are gonna FIGHT!!!"You ignore Dominion and skedaddle towards the edge of the floating island!
>>5292438And you leap off the island, while creating an ice slide underneath your feet!You gonna do it! YOU GONNA FUCKING DO IT!You gonna do the Ice Man thing! You know, the "create a slide under your feet as you go" thing! You literally never done it before, but... BUT...
>>5292442YOU DID IT!!!It's working! You're DOING it!Okay, time fore some quick maths. A 100 liters of water can create about 50 kilograms of ice, which translates into a about 0.054 cubic meters of ice.Judging by the proximity of the clouds, you must be anywhere from 2.5 to 6 km above ground!...Okay, this math actually doesn't look very good, BUT it's a bit too late. I guess you'll have to just figure it out once you run out of water reserve!The important thing is that you are sliding on an ice platform down to earth AND you look super cool AND everything is finally working!
>>5292468Yeah! Everything is working!...Super cool!...H-Hey, why does it feel like you're slowing down?
>>5292469haha, ha, h-hey, why does it feel like you stopped sliding???W-WHY ARE YOU SLIDING BACKWARDS NOW?
>>5292470And then you realize it. You aren't just slowing down. It's the floating island.The floating island is tipping over.
>>5292471And then the island flips 90 degrees!
>>5292472...Making you fall back (now down)!You loose balance completely and fall down, back to the prison island!!!You hear Dominion cackling as the gravity quickly brings you into his feminine, latex adorned hands!!!What the heck, Dick Gentlemen??? What do we do now???
>>5292480>It's a speed boost. Squirt water out of our hands to go full speed straight into Dominion!>After knocking them down get em all wet and then lightning them
>>5292480Fool, he's only made our job easier. Use our water propulsion to jump over the prison, now that it's tilted. When we start falling, we can use the clouds as shown in >>5292471 to spam the water jump
>>5292486sounds good. I dunno I'm tired.
>>5292486Supporting! Do it up!>>5292480
>>5292480Dominion is like a moving car and we are like a bug. If we smash into his we will die.>Spray ice but use less water. Spray snow into a cushionin front of us to break our fall.
>>5292486+1, assuming that this means sucking water from the clouds as we pass them to slow our descent again.
>>5292472Oh so he controls gravity by the looks of it, or directions, something along those lines.>>5292486+1 Too lazy to think of anything better.
>>5292717this doesn't explain immunity to cutting>>5292486+1and attempt to dropkick the bastard
>>5292931>gravity>immunity to cuttingDensity control?
>>5292486What about Jessica?
>>5293066>lurking coomer who asked anon whether he's been paying attention >>5252008 doesn't pay attention himself unless it's about his 3-inch penis or a twink disguised as a triceratopslut
>>5292935My thoughts as well
>>5292935>densitybut how is density related to "dominion"?
>>5293556Density control can create local gravitational disruptions, can reinforce structures, can strengthen his own body. He holds dominion over all these defensive matters, and over matter itself.
>>5293567It's a stretch, anon. By this definition every super could be called Dominion, just because they have a dominion over X and Y.
>>5293575I agree, but is his name as important as what we're actually observing him do?Do you have a better idea?
>>5293588Figuring out what's his deal will allow us to hit where it hurts. I might not have any *good* ideas, but making more and more incorrect assumptions in one direction is not getting us anywhere either.The only link I'm seeing is in relationship to his bdsm theme and prison being his dominion maybe? But that doesn't explain his immunities, unless it's also something vague like "absolute control over his dominion and immunity within". So... maybe we can try that dropkick to push him off?
>>5293598We tried that already.>>5292414>>5292430
>>5292438Fellow dicklads, I've only just noticed that our trusty spider is making its way towards Dominion as evidenced in this frame!All we need to do is stall for time!
>>5293615I have no idea how I missed that. Pardon my blindness. So yeah, I have no ideas.>>5293621But I thought we're leaving?
>>5293632We don't really have a way to leave. Our water and ice powers are insufficient to get us to the ground even if we suck up clouds to bolster them. This has been repeatedly stated by the QM, it's just that people don't seem to actually read what he writes.
>>5293640couldn't we just use our steam rocket ability right before we hit the ground to cancel out our falling speed?
>>5293754Refer to >>5272785
>>5293640I've read it, but the temptation is too strong. This whole scene just seems railroady as fuck and at this point I just want to move on, not to solve "how to kill unkillable" puzzle with little to no information and QM updates sporadically, making the setback even more noticeable.That being said, did we try to freeze him yet?
>>5293882Nope. We also have, you know, lightning to hit him with.
>>5293882I don't know anon. Maybe we should use the new power we literally just got 5 minutes ago and lightning him? We had a whole thing about doing some shit with lightning then we completely ignored it.
>>5293640I don't really understand why we can't continue to draw in and freeze/expel water fairly continuously as we descend through cloud layers. I may be missing some key component. If that's invalid, I still want to try dampening/freezing Dominion and electrocuting him, maybe after a super-tackle like >>5292486 suggested, I guess.
>>5293899I mean there aren't clouds close to the ground. Sure we could slow down and replenish as we pass through clouds...but at some point they go away and we're still falling. So in Dickman's estimation, the 100L of water we can store won't cut it to slow us down from the point clouds go away to the point of impact. Seems reasonable enough to me.
>>5292480R I D E T H E L I G H T N I N G
>Make extremely retarded plan>>Doesn’t work>>> REEEEEEE RAILROADINGWe’ve had our powers for like a month anons and we were barely able to water rocket off a building earlier. HI’m assuming QM is trying to build up to Jessica’s badass plan right now. All he’s done is been a crybaby little whiny bitch whose tears serve as ammunition so far and so I assume QM is using this situation as a way to show how awesome he really is.
Okay, okay, switching vote to>Blast snow in front of Dominion so he can't see then lightning the ever living fuck out of himBut if you're reading all these messages, OP, I think anons are getting tired of fighting this guy.
>>5292486>Sudenly the prison tilts the 90 degrees and we smash into it.I dont have much confidence in that plan.>>5292480Can't we just use a water jet to cut the island into chunks so it starts falling?Mass prison "escape".Its a bad plan but pushing Dominion will not work, he seems invunerable to kinetic force.lightning could be a option but I'm not sure I trust our aim.our rolls have been consistently bad.
>>5294530>Can't we just use a water jet to cut the island into chunks so it starts falling?So everybody dies?>lightning could be a option but I'm not sure I trust our aim.It's better than nothing. (We can also try freezing him.) I agree with the people who said we're stalling for Jessica and/or the spider.
>>5293891>>5293896Well I DID vote to zap him >>5289960, but instead we're just fucking around with ice slides and other shit.>>5294530>i don't trust lightning>because rollsbut EVERYTHING requires rolls
>>5294530>Sudenly the prison tilts the 90 degrees and we smash into it.THINK of it. If Dominion turns the prison upside down, he'll either fall, or be way too far away from us to do anything - and he can't just turn it back so fast, because we know it took time to turn it over in the first place.And even if we did, we'd be fair away enough that we could use the propulsion again
>>5292480>)Use our slide to speed up and full on kick the mofo from the prison complex.Just Super Smash Bros Ultimate him off the map.If possible...any downsides?
>>5294682>any downsides?He'll likely absorb/negate/tank the impact. If his body IS super-dense, we may just smash our legs on impact.
>>5292480just soak and then freeze and then lightning the dude. why the fuck are you dummies still trying to jump off the prison? the QM has said over and over that our powers aren't good enough to get us to the ground safely from this height, why do you retards insist on still trying when fucking god has said it won't work. lets try using our brand new power instead of doing dumb shit.
>>5294682We've been through this countless times. He's physically invulnerable and superstrong and seems to ignore gravity.
>>5294729>why do dumb shit in defiance of god?Because we're a rogue.
>>5294535>So everybody dies?I did say it was a bad plan.Expecting a emercency landing situation... If this thing can land.>>5294541Yeah, I know.That why i'm trying to come up with something so simple that the only variable is strenght and not luck.I'm probably trying a bad aproach to the problem.>>5294729>why do you retards insist on still trying when fucking god has said it won't workBecouse we dont learn
>>5294878>trying to metagame when shit like sending a spider into clouds required a roll and failed despite 6 anyway
His tipping gives him a big advantage outside... should we go back in? Maybe into the showers?
>>5294924We just spend like half a thread trying to escape the place. If we go back in, he can lock all the doors and then we're back in prison, gg.
Lightning literally won't do anything to him. He's already got off without any scratch from having a fuckton of rubble fall on him.I still think he must control gravity. After all, he shot those musket balls, didn't he?
>>5294944Lightning and physical impact affect things very differently. If his power is gravity/density related, it may not make him electricity or cold-resistant, even as it makes it harder to puncture skin or break bones.
>>5294944getting shocked by 20000 volts is not the same as being physically punched you brainlet. unless his superpower also makes him anti conductive i bet lightning would have a big effect on him.
>>5292480>I guess you got kinda close with the name thingDominion:The ruler of a region has dominion over it, and the area itself may be called the ruler's dominion. The location is key here. >>5294944>>5295048>Anti gravity? Invincibility? Magnetic powers?My guess is that Dominion's power has to do with control over non organic materials they touch, everything we see Dominion manipulate (the rock guy, the ceiling, metal balls, and the prison itself) are all non organic. But their power does have a range. Since the bands were made of metal Dominion could have easily nabbed Jessica (since the band itself was in their domain) however they would have to touch them first.Here's what I got, since were going down already gravity's doing some extra work in favor of our attack. We just got upgraded with the power of lightning (which means we should be immune to it as well).Start the fall with one massive ice spike and ram it into dominion. She should be able to easily break it, giving us our chance. Turn the ice into water (which would get under the BDSM gear) and into their hair then channel as much lightning into them as possible.
>>5297262Note: The Qm has explicitly stated that lightning still hurts us.
>>5297305When we absorb it.
>>5297305Only one point of damage.
>>5297313We only have 1 point left
>>5297314>>5297305>>5297308>>5297313we have two left, and we only get hurt when we ABSORB lightning juice, not when we use it. jesus can you motherfuckers even read?
>>5297318That's cool but why don't we just use our steam jet powers and jump off the prison
Jesus I just realized this fight has been going on for a irl month. Can we just have rocks fall and kill the warden so we can get back to roguein it up in rogue city? This filler arc has gone on too long.
>>5297318Don't be a cunt.
>>5297593I don't want to be a dick but people keep forgetting over and over basic shit and coming up with the same retarded plans that the QM said won't work over and over when all the info is right there. But I'm gonna shut up now and wait until QM updates or the thread gets archived.
>>5297577Once more refer to >>5272785Already said this here too >>5293783Why don't people actually read quests.
>>5297728I think that guy is meming.
>>5297728Oh, okay. Well then let's just ice slide down. We're a couple miles in the air but we've got 100 liters of water to make ice out of.
>>5297832Probably, posted that right before going to sleep so was very tired.
>>5297305>>5297577(You)>>5297585That's what happens when QM is a lazy cunt and can't keep pacing in check for shit.
>>5298314>>5297585Fuck off cunts.
>>5298320They're right to call anons out on not reading the quest though
>>5298657You can go fuck yourself nigger.
>>5298668I can't be a nigga, I can and do actually read what the QM writes. Checkmate, atheist.
Ebic thread.Lets just jump off the side and use our powers to slow our fall. I didnt read the thread so I dont know that was explained as undoable(with surviving).
>>5298686OP sometimes just doesn't reply for extended periods but it doesn't help the pacing of this fight any
>>5298696I think 5 days is the longest they've ever been gone, though. It's usually 3.
>>5298320>>5298668>anon's dad got home drunk again
We may want to archive soon, regardless. Page 10.
>>5292480The whole floating island has flipped 90 degrees and now you're falling directly into the Warden's arms!And now the Warden is talking to you in the frozen anime battle time! Shit!Dominion: "As I was saying, you we close in your guess! But you see, I don't get powered up by my dominion, instead I CONTROL my dominion!And what my dominion is, you ask? You already know it, baby! I am a thief through and through! My dominion is ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING I CAN GET MY HANDS ON!That's right, DICK MAN! It's called "Tactile Telekinesis!" I can fully control kinetic energy within anything that touches my body!THIS WHOLE ISLAND IS FLOATING THANKS TO MY POWER, BABY!"And now you're falling directly into his telekinetic hands! What can you possibly do???>>5294729>>5295048>>5294947Oh yeah, that's a pretty good idea!
>>5299359*SWOOSH!*You activate your Freezing Downward Dick Attack just as you reach Dominion!It's a total success! You froze that bitch! I repeat, the bitch has been frozen!
>>5299361And then you use your catlike reflexes to land safely next to him! Wow!Dominion is frozen solid next to you. It sure is a good thing you completely defeated him with your cool ice powers. Yep. No way he'll escape this one. No, sir. Thank god, this battle has been going on for, like, weeks now. QM sure didn't realize how difficult it is to do a back and forth anime ass battle in this type of medium and hectic schedule. Oh well! It's a learning experience. What was I saying? OH YEAH, that's right, the twink is frozen, the battle is over, let's go home everybody.
>>5299359>Question the legitimacy of this "prison" based on what you've just been told.>>5299363>Push him off before QM has time to update
>>5299363AH SHIT>>5299368nice try
>>5299374Dominion: "H-HAH! HAHA! Jokes on you, DICK MAN! I can use my power to instantly crush and push away any ice you trap me inside! FUCK IS IT COLD THOUGH! BUT NOW it's time to END THIS! I will run at you and GRAB YOUR ASS and use my power to break every bone in your body! Prepare your body to...
>>5299377Dominion: "W-what's that? What is that, what are you doing?? Is that lightning?? HUH???"OKAY TRUE DICK BELIEVERS! You know how this have to end. There is only one way. We can not finish this Arc without this.GIVE. ME. YOUR. BEST. Lightning based pun!
>>5299388>"Go thunder-fuck yourself."It's made possible by the electricity running through my phone's battery, it's gotta be good enough.
>>5299388I guess you could say you're...SHOCKED
>>5299388Ride the lightning bitch!
>>5299388"Ride the lightning, bitch."
>>5299388>>5299419>>5299420Do you think we're maybe just an elementalist not an ice/water guy?
>>5299421Perchance, could we be the Avatar?
>>5299421well, if we dehydrate something REALLY hard it might catch on fire so I guess we can pull that power out of our asses maybe. Dunno how we'd get earth working though.
>>5299420Whew, now to deal with the inevitable collapsing floating prison sequence.>>5299428Mud bending baby
>>5299420>>5299420For a moment you wonder if the pun was good enough. I mean, calling him a bitch was pretty cool, yeah, definitely gave you a "bad boy" kind of vibe. But you don't really know what "ride the lightning" means. It's something you heard on TV once, maybe? You consider asking Dominion to rank that pun on a scale of one to ten.Dominion: "BLLLEEGHBELEGHGHGHEHRHGHRHGHGHGGHRHGH"Neverminded, he is a little occupied right now.You dump all 10 liters of your lightning straight into Dominion!
>>5299451Dominion: "H-HAH! HAH *cough* HAH! I am t-t-totally fine! I told you, I am basically invincible! You lightning had zero effect!NOW we will continue our s-super cool battle! That's right, just two Rogues, duking it out, like in the g-g-good old times. When I was free...Tune in for the next thread, where it's gonna be nothing but Dominion VS Dick Man! YEP! I didn't even get to my sad backstory yet! hah hah ha ha ha"
>>5299475Dominion: "Fuck... Egh... Shit, okay, like, give me just a minute. *heavy coughing* Or like, 5 minutes. bleehhh.Man, what the fuck man, why do you have lightning powers... I thought you were a water guy. *coughing* I even flipped the prison and everything, this was gonna be so fun... shit..." *heavy breathing* ...yeah, okay, I think we are about done here. Anything you guys wanna do real quick, before we escape this prison arc in a cool and dramatic fashion?
>>5299485Maybe we should double tap? If he recovers it'll be bad. He could also try to chase us, which would also be bad. Next time he might bring rubber boots instead of going barefoot like a freak.
>>5299485kick him in the dick for killing rock guy and then gtfo
>>5299492Kicking him wont work, stupid, he shrugs off all damage. All we'll accomplish is hurting our feet.
>>5299485wait, wouldnt the prison just start falling the moment we kill the dude? Might be good to trick him into lowering the prison before we fuck his shit up.As for how we kill the dude, I'd personally go with drowning him by shooting a fuckton of water down his mouth then freezing his face.
>>5299485I'm taking the hat.
>>5299500>>5299495>>5299492>>5299489dick gentlemen, I'm gonna save time and just say that Dominion can stop and push away any water or ice that touch his body. And kicking and punching him will only destroy your own precious appendages. also d man is all out of lightning at this pointbut you really don't have to worry about this guy, he won't be in a fighting condition for a long, long time>>5299501NOW WE'RE TALKING! Could you give me classic 1d6 roll for it!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>5299522
>>5299530He is now hatless
>>5299522>Make the spider lay eggs in his mouth
>>5299542Nah, but...>>5299485>>5299522>Retrieve our spider
>>5299522Okay, let's kick and punch him. Or maybe use our ice and water powers on him
>>5299522>Subdue wim with a continualblizzard of snow until he is hypothermic and pliable.
>>5299485>>g-g-good old times. When I was free...damn that's depressing>Ask him if he wants to leave this floating shithole and join our team as WILDCARD/MUSCLE
but only if he gets normal clothes
>>5299976Nah fuck them. They killed Rock Guy. All they deserve is to be vored alive by spiders in their stomach.
>>5297262gg to anon for figuring out the power>>5299522>>5299542>>5299554+1
>>5299989shut up, tranny
>>5300114Nah, trans anon is right. Dominion killed our buddy. He can fuck off.
>>5300127he wouldn't have killed rockman if he wasn't made of fucking glass and the tranny is obnoxious on purpose
>>5299522>"Hey you faggot bitch, put Rock Guy back together or you're getting the old zap AGAIN!"It's bluffing time. We did hold onto a piece of rock guy right?
>>5300203You can't put him back together, anon. His pieces were all scattered and he died.
>>5300191You're also being obnoxious on purpose, though, and Dominion killing our friend because he was too brittle to survive the attack doesn't make Dominion more forgiveable.
>>5299976+1 we have to be the better manhe will atone for the loss of Rock PERSON or get kicked in the balls
>>5300219How am I being obnoxious on purpose? Rockman was destined to die on the first encounter we stumbled upon. If it was any other character, Dominion would've just incapacitated them in the worst case.And besides, seeing the weak side of Dominion is more compelling than what was essentially a shitpost character built around one unfunny gag.
>>5300326>disparaging Rock GuyYOU TAKE THAT BACK>how are you being obnoxiousI assume you are insinuating that trans anon is being obnoxious by using a gender-neutral singular pronoun and being mad at Dominion. Telling that anon to shut up and calling them a tranny is also just deliberately being rude/obnoxious. Not that this is out-of-place (it's 4chan) but don't dish it out if you can't take it.
>>5300335>YOU TAKE THAT BACKno, keep it>by using a gender-neutral singular pronounyes, that's troon being purposely obnoxious by forcing asexual pronouns on male characters, which is ironic considering how much troons bitch about being misgendered themselves
>>5300363Stay mad. :) Just don't speak ill of ournlord and savior, Rock Guy.
>>5300363QM has literally consistently been using "they" for Jessica. >>5249506>The big glasses wearing wimp is Jessica. Despite their big muscles, they are extremely weak, fragile and scared of physical confrontation. But, they are apparently extremely good at hacking. They are also now legally non binary, which is 100% your fault.
Why has this thread devolved into autism? It’s funny rogue quest calm down.
>>5300443When the cat's away the mice will play. Or fling shit at each other endlessly, whichever works.
>>5300444That's how cats play, on 4chan.>>5300443/pol/ cannot abide someone even casually or in-passing, expressing a political opinion or philosophical view that they disagree with. It is what it is.
>>5300435we're not talking about jessica, but dominionand jessica isn't legally a troon, because it was all a ruse from dominion, just like nonbinary/female prison wings>>5300464>/pol/ew
>>5299522>>5299976I'm cool with taking Dominion's hat and recruiting him. He's our bitch now.Also, yes, let's retrieve our spider.
>>5299976i am vetoing this vote. i don't care what else we do, i do not want to spend the rest of the quest with this faggot tranny.
>>5300464here's your /pol/ >>5300517
>>5300529im not /pol/ but i don't want to have this smug bdsm loser with us the whole quest, he fucking killed rock bro. in fact, im changing my vote to gathering lightning juice one last time so we can shock him all the way to death. we'll still have a hit point left so it'll be fine.
>>5300532Shit you are right, zap his pizzaz out.+1
>>5299522>>5300532You're right-- I don't want this smug mf with us the whole damn quest either. That's a recipe for disaster.
>>5299522>>5299530YOINK!You use this opportunity to steal the Warden's hat!
>>5300443I was wondering the same thing. White tower had a super chill player base, why is this so toxic? Do capes just attract/bring out a special kind of autism?
>>5300561You put it on your head and run away while giggling!Dominion: *cough* "NOOoooo! Not my HAT! My whole design is completely worthless without the HAT! *cough, cough* G-g-give it BACK!"Haha, screw that looser, the hat looks better on you!
>>5300568KILL HIM NOW
>>5300568Now there is just one problem! How the heck do we get off this flying island?......Oh hey, wassat up there in the sky? Something nerd-shaped is flying straight towards you!
>>5300574And then that thing lands right in front of you! Wow! Who is this cool [/spoiler]and mysterious stranger!?Jessica: "Dick Man! It's me, Jessica!"Oh, nvm, it's just Jessica.Jessica: "Sorry for the wait! I had to wait for all of my gear to get here!"
>>5300580Jessica: "Now I'm here, and I'm ready to help, Dick Man!"Now you see! The man you known as Jessica, is in fact, a Super Hacker known as......THE D_BUG !With their super power, they can infect any computer system with a special virus just by touching it! And then, any system overtaken by that virus, they can fully control with their MIND from any distance!In addition, they have a Super Tech backpack, that comes with foldable jet pack wings and four cool robotic arms! D_Bug: "Alright! Let's do this, Dick Man! We can defeat this guy, TOGETHER!"
>>5300599>"I, uh, already did that."
>>5300599"QUICK, BUG DICK! HELP ME GATHER LIGHTNING ENERGY SO I CAN MURDER THE WARDEN!"
>>5300599>>5300603Dick Man: "I, uh, already did that."D_Bug then notices the defeated Warden sitting on the floor.D_Bug: "OH! Oh... You... Already got him... I see...I'm sorry, it took forever for this backpack to get here, and then I realized that some parts were missing and I... ehm... I'm really sorry, I was really looking to beating this guy together and... Yeah..."You pat your big pet nerd reassuringly.D_Bug: "Well. Let's get out of here I guess"Alright, Dick Champions, this is the most important part! You gotta say something cool as you fly away! Something really stylish and roguish! If you can't say something cool, you might as well just go back to prison!
>>5300614Aw come on QM, let us gather lightning energy so we can murder the warden.
>>5300614>Mission accomplished. They won't get us next time!>>5300616vetoing your vote, btw
>>5300614uhhh something something knock on wood
>>5300632your veto has been vetoed. it's already done.
>>5300638I'm vetoing this veto veto, retroactively.
>>5300650oh fuck... the forbidden technique... the satsui no veto...anon-sama, i kneel.
>>5300614"You've been... Thunderstruck."Then have D_Bug play that song over his backpack as we fly.
>>5300614"Spi-der you later!" And grab our spider while we say it. That's a thing that people say.
>>5300778This is very on-brand for pun-challenged Dicksolution.
>>5300614>>5300688+1 Good as anything I guess.
>>5300614"Here's a Lesson for ya Warden. Dick Man always pulls it out in the end!"
>>5300614"Chill out" as we blast him with snow until he dies of hypothermia. Might take a minute.
>>5300688>>5300614D_Bug grabs you with their bug-like robotic arms and together you lift off!The Dick Crew is leaving this prison!
>>5301234this daring escape doesn't look very epical when we're chibi and bug is a colossal titan
>>5301234Dick Man: "You've been... Thunderstruck!...D_Bug, play Thunderstruck by AC / DC on your tech backpack thingie!D_Bug: "HUH? Do we have to?? This thing doesn't have a speaker! Anyways, we have to hurry, the guards might be here any second now!"Dick Man: "DAMN IT, PLAY IT NOW OR I WE ARE STAYING IN THIS PRISON FOREVER!"D_Bug: "OKAY, OKAY, let me pull it up on my phone!"*a muffled version of Thunderstruck by AC/DC begins to play*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhg9bYNLvOg
>>5301238Dominion: "Kh-kh-HahhhahaahaHA!You are a FOOL, DICK MAN! I got you right where I want you! I still got ONE LAST METAL BALL! And I got your DUMB STUPID FACE right in my sight!Prepare to DIE, DICK MAAAAAAAN!"
>>5301242Dick Man: "Spi-der you later!"Warden: "What? That doesn't even make any..."
>>5301244Suddenly SOMETHING jumps right on the Dominion's face!Of course! It's HIM! Your trustworthy Spider confidant! You Spider Attack is a total success!Dominion: "EUCH! WHAT THE... *cough* EWWW!"
>>5301250The sensation of having an Australian funnel-web spider on his face made Dominion fire prematurely, missing you completely!All according to plan! (this is a lie)Dominion: "D-damn it! EW! Did you do this, Dick Man??? Was THIS your PLAN all along???"Yes it was! (still a lie)
>>5301265Dominion: "Damn you, Dick Man! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIIIIIIS!!!"But you no longer hear the salty yelling of the Warden. You soar through the sky, away from the prison and towards your freedom! AND towards your FATE! A fate to become THE GREATEST ROGUE IN HISTORY! The world will soon know and respect the name DICK MAN and his magnificent DICK CREW!D_Bug: "Dick Man, please don't move too much, this thing is only designed for one person."Shut up, Jessica!~Prison Arc: COMPLETE!~
While the thread is still up, I wanted to thank you all guys for playing and participating! I have fun drawing this silly guy and I hope you guys have fun telling him what to do and watching him goof around :)I wanted to apologize for the hectic schedule and disappearing now and then. Unfortunately sometimes life just kinda squeezes me out like a lemon and don't have time or energy for anything I'd like to do -_-I'll make a new thread sometime next week, please look forward to it. We gonna have some A-Grade shenanigans, now that Dick Man has been unleashed upon the world! We are talking some classic dumb bullshit nonsense adventures! See you there!~
>>5301287Please dial the railroading down a notch or two. We sent out the spider TWO WEEKS ago and you returned it only just now to have le epic distraction. All that time (and some before that) you stopped us from killing that asshole, and when we tried to escape, you dragged us back into the arena, unable to do shit until we triggered your cutscene.