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>>5249472
As a quick refresher:

Your super rogue name is (unfortunately) The Dick Man. (It was originally Dissolution, but through a series of humorous blunders it has officially became the Dick Man. They already put it into the villain data base and everything)

Your SUPER POWER allows you to SUCK up moisture via touch, store up to 100 liters of water in your tummy, and then SQUIRT that water from your hands, for various MOISTURE and ICE based moves and attacks!~

You are also a skilled chemist and have a law degree.

The big glasses wearing wimp is Jessica. Despite their big muscles, they are extremely weak, fragile and scared of physical confrontation. But, they are apparently extremely good at hacking. They are also now legally non binary, which is 100% your fault.

The big rock guy is called Rock Guy. He is a rock. And a guy. He has a hat.

You have 5 hits of Health and 70 liters of water!


OKAY, now ONWARD, to our DESTINY and OUT of this shitty prison!

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BUT BEFORE THAT!

In the previous thread we discovered 4 Australian funnel-web spiders, placed as a booby trap for a secret exit out of the prison, and a bunch of anons wanted to "offer them a job"

So we gonna do that now.

You offer spiders a job.

...

The Australian funnel-web spider's Union Representative approaches you to discus the conditions and stipulations of this work agreement!

Spider Union Rep: "GUHRHRHHHRHGHUGHRRHGHUURHGHUGGHURHHGHGURRUUHUURHGURHGUR"

...Damn!

This is a hell of a opening demand! You're dealing with a professional here!

What's your move, Dick Man??

>>5249521
>Have Jessica hash out the details while we go recruit the hot (literally fiery) and hot (literally quite fuckable) triceratops woman we saw earlier

>>5249521
"If you join now you can escape with us and go outside.
There you will have more things to catch in your web, like bugs and small children."

>>5249538
+1

>>5249538
>>5249521

+1

Welcome back!

>>5249538
this

>>5249538
Support.

>>5249538
+1, Australian Spiders love being menaces

>>5249521
that is a lot of fucking eyes
Are we sure we're dealing with AU spiders here, bros?

Sad we dont have a actual hot triceratops just average woman with hair lumps and giant blackhead nose
No nonhuman muscle

>>5249698
Rock Manhattan would like to have a word with you.
Well, actually, two words.
[b]"LET'S ROCK!"[/b]

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>>5249698
>>5249822
That's a good point, actually. What role would she fill in our squad?

>>5249874
The grifter probably.

would the spiders be the burglars? They'd be pretty good at stealing shit probably.

>>5249886
Has potential, if she knew we were spying and was deliberately trying to manipulate us with her weird monologue about her skillset.

>>5249891
Hell yeah!

>>5249874
She's obviously the burglar. She transforms into a full triceratops and just slams into a jewelry shop to disable alarms, then comes back in the night to steal the unprotected jewels. Too bad she got caught by the gang of superheroes called The Konstruktion Krew who rebuilt the defenses in a single night.

>>5249874
I'm leaning towards Grifter, to be honest--we don't know enough about her and what we DO know is that she might be playing us. Hell, she might even be a puppet controlled by the spiders to coerce us into helping them escape!

>>5249874
The wildcard.

>>5249874
Wildcard

>>5249874
Wildcard, obviously. Her powers don't even make sense.

>>5250635
Isn't she just a pyromancer with the biological mutation of having horns?

>>5250635
See, it makes no sense. You don't even know, you have to ask me for clarification, and I also don't know. Pure wildcard right there.

>>5250674
>>5250649
Oops, wrong link

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>>5249521
D Man: "If you join now you can escape with us and go outside!"

Jessica: "EHM, Mr. Dick Man, I don't think this is a good idea..."

Spider Union Rep: "GUGHGHGUUGHGUUGHGUGHUGUH"

D Man: "There you will have more things to catch in your web, like bugs and small children!"

Spider Union Rep: "GUGUGHGUUUGHGUGUHGUHGUHGUUGUG"

The spider slowly descends and lands on your head...

Great! Looks like your offer worked! You got this deal in the bag!

...

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>>5250987
...

OH SHIT, OH FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

This isn't a employment negotiation! This is just a freaking spider! ON YOUR HEAD!

Australian funnel-web spiders DON'T HAVE A UNION!

What they DO have are fang FULL of deadly toxins!

Jessica: "Oh god, oh jeez, d-don't move Mr. Dick Man!! M-m-maybe it will go away??"

...You can feel the spider shuffling around in your hair.

WHAT DO YOU DO, DICK MAN???

>>5251000
>Let it bite us, we might get spider powers.

>>5251000
pull a fuckton of water from the toilet to knock it off our head

>>5251000
>Call Rock Guy to help

>>5251000
>It’s clearly making a nest for its babies. Let it lay its eggs in our hair, we will raise its children as our own.

Dick man is about to face his hardest challenge.

Fatherhood.

GUYS GUYS GUYS, STOP BEING RETARDED AND READ WHAT HE SAID
>Australian funnel-web spiders DON'T HAVE A UNION!
This means they have NO HEALTH BENEFITS! LET'S FREEZE IT SO IT GETS A COLD AND DIES FROM A PREVENTABLE DISEASE!

>>5251012
>>5251000

Support! And while we're at it, can we dehydrate it to death?

>>5251012
We can’t freeze it, we still have the power dampener on (I think)

>>5251004
+1
Tunnel web spider suck at swimming... and breathing fondly enough.
And falling from a height of 2m will make tarantulas pop like a water balloon
And they are almost blind
i like spiders

>>5251004
too little time.
clearly, there is only one nuclear solution of self-applied swirley

>>5251042
We didn't take the thing off? Seems like an no brainer. They'd be easily able to track us with it.

>>5251167
>no brainer
Well, Dicksolution isn't the, uh, brightest bulb.

>>5251167
how would we take it off though? Only thing we can do is pull water and try to force it open somehow or hit it really hard and hope it breaks. Maybe we could get the triceratops to melt it if she doesn't have a leg brace

>>5251187
wait, don't we still have the gloves of a guard? Maybe it has that button that deactivates them

>>5251187
I mean, rockman is pretty strong, and Jessica is a genius, so one of them could take it off, right?

>>5251383
I doubt spider fangs could get through RM's skin

>>5251000
>Let loose a girly scream and begin flailing wildly.

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>>5249472
Hey woah woah WOAH! Where the FUCK is our tattoo?!

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sheit, we really got the three inch garden snake? surely as our Big Dick Energy increases, so will our length?

>>5251000
Do not attack spider, spider is good and helps kills asshole bugs like giant australian mosquitos.

Come on guys, its smart enough to make noise and respond whenever we talk. It had a chance to lunge and bite at us but didnt.

Clearly, CLEARLY this motherfucker is a team player. Its sitting on our head to provide overwatch with all eight of its eyes in case anyone tries to get the jump on us. We should reward it's vigilance by killing a giant rat for it.

>>5251815
I-I-its 3 inches soft, r-right? Oh god when we get out of here we're gonna need some mad scientist to give us big dick pills.

>>5251383
Jessica is too afraid and Rockman is too strong.

>>5251049
Cant do water things, we still have the power supressor things on. I regret the fact we did not loot the controller off the guard we beat up. We could had looted the body to give us the capacity to use water powers.

>>5251000
>Blast it with a water jet

>>5251920
I'm with this Anon. Let's not panic here and talk this out.

>>5251949
Literally cant do that. Have you been paying attention?

>>5251923
We can still do a self-applied swirly because water pulling powers aren't on the blocker's list, only the water squirts and ice stuff.

>>5252094
Just because we can do it, doesn't mean we should. And when you say swirly do you mean pulling water from our own ear? That would kill us.

>>5252313
Not him but he means pull the water out of the toilet and use it to knock the spider off. Or just cover our head completely and drown it.

>>5251920
+1
The Spider is a Real One. Let's just pull the safe string of the puzzle (but first make Jessica stay a couple of steps back), open the exit and then lets grab our hot female partner to gtfo

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>>5252332
>>5252005
>>5251920
You manage to resist your primate instincts and gently take the spider off your head.

The spider then crawls into the inner pocket of your coat, claiming it as it's house.

It will use it to for sleep, storing food and raising it's young.

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>>5252542

BUT ENOUGH OF THIS!

You pull on the pully thingy to move the plot forward!

...

BUT not until we address an important issue.
>>5251815
>>5251923

This is gamers, you get ONE MORE CHANCE! Dick Man is 3 inches SOFT, but mayhaps we a GROWER and not a SHOWER!??

Let's find out!~

I'll need an anon to roll a 2d6!

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)

>>5252545

>>5252549
There we fucking go! Our dick is NOT tiny!

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)

>>5252545
For comedic purposes.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)

>>5252549
Yeah but you could've done better

>>5252555
I did better than you, son.

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>>5252549
Great! An eight! An eight is great!

...but an eight of what? :^)

I'm gonna need next anon to roll a 1d2.

If it's 1, then it's inches. But if it's a 2... then it's centimeters :^)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>5252556
>Let's pick on the 4-inch dick lad
Despicable

>>5252559
Centimeters here we go

>>5252564
>8 Inches Dick.
Now we're talking.

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>>5252567
>>5252564
Our dick is now the exact size and shape as a banana. Triceratops girl is in for a treat.

>>5252575
>shape
No fuck off, we didn't fix our cock for your retarded ass to somehow ruin it again, but now for good.

>>5252605
Excuse me you motherfucker? Our dick is a banana and no amount of bitching will change that, faggot.

>>5252613
Eat shit, captain hook-dick.

>>5252618
>banana shaped dicks are bad
>he doesn't know
v i r g i n

>>5252621
>implying bananas can't be straight

i can't believe the collective amount of 4th wall breaking grief from dick man's puppeteers is about to move the qm into giving him a few extra inches
this really is one of the drawquests of all time

>>5252633
>a few extra inches
>a few
hey 5 inches can turn you dick from an ants dick to a full genetically modified banan. now that this problem is solved we can move on to more pressing matters, like bedding the warden.

>>5252636
agreed.
though, between the tattoo torturer and the warden's confrontations to come, i feel like we're about to land dick man some serious twink-induced trauma

>>5252559

I liked it better when Dickmang was a hapless loser with a tiny dick, desperately trying to overcompensate. Glad we made a spider-friend, though! Mr. Crumbs, eat your heart out!

We should name the spider.

>>5252680
We should cybernetically augment the spider, so that he can consume Mr. Crumbs when the time comes.

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>>5252559
>>5252542
>>5252545
Oh yeah baby, now we just need to somehow cure our crippling autism to actually get laid!

Oh no...

>>5252689
Support.

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Filled with newfound confidence in the size of his man dick, Dick Man pulls on the cord!

>>5253079
>>5252680
I was rooting for small dicked Dick Man -_- But rolls have spoken

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>>5255045
...revealing a secret door inside the toilet stall!

You wonder if it's up to code to have a literal secret exit door in a prison restroom?

Maybe after you escape you could sue the prison for negligence!

But that's later! Now, you and Jessica enter the tunnel!

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>>5255050

As you enter the secret door you find yourself inside a giant underground passage!

In front you see... The Exit!

There it is! The exit from the prison! It's even labeled and everything, how handy!~

Alright, now all you have to do is go get the "mysterious dinosaur adjacent woman" and our Rock Guy and you can get on out of here!

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>>5255053
...you suddenly hear someone moving behind you!

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>>5255057

You turn around and see... The Mysterious Dino Babe??? And she is holding Rock Guy!

Mysterious Dino Babe: "Oh jeez, Mister Dick Man! It appears you have left your rocky friend behind! Here, I got him back for you!~

Now, are you ready to escape this prison together?~"

...what do, Dick Bros?

>>5255067
Give her our coat so we can show off our cool tattoo

>>5255067
>Give the poor dinosaur adjacent girl Jessica's shirt!
>Leave

>>5255067
>Dickman uses Awooga with cartoon jaw drop and subsequent rolling up and smacking his skull like a projector screen
>Ask where her power inhibitor is
>if shes not a warden ask if she has any clothes or is the steam part of her shtick

>>5255067
>Ask where her power inhibitor is
>Be ready to battle
>If she is not a warden, offer her q coat and show off our tattoo

>>5255067
Yeah this is super suspicious
>Still can't see a power inhibitor (we can sure see everything else)
>How does she know our name
>Why did she come into the restroom here after finding rock man?
>Why would the sign be labelled "Exit" if this is a secret escape route
>Why isn't she disgusted by dickman, like every other man and woman have been so far when meeting him

>>5255067
OH NO!
I'm sorry you got left behind Rock Guy
*hug the rock*

but look, we have a spider!
Are you ready to escape !?

>>5255067
>>5255078 +1

>>5255068
+1
clearly, we need to establish ourselves as a supreme gentleman from the get-go once we're done popping our eyes back in and rolling up our tongue
and spare the qm from drawing most of her conveniently-clouded form each panel

>>5255067
....how are you using clouds as clothes? That's pretty cool. Alright we were just about to to back for you but since you're here we can all go.

>>5255068
support

>>5255068
Support. Also say "M'Lady"

>>5255193
Adding
>M'lady
to my vote at >>5255083 if she doesn't turn out to be a guard honeypot

>>5252542
I just now got it that tarantulas eat birds, and we have a payback to give to a rather avian fellow.

>>5255068
+1

>>5255193
>>5255083
+1

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>>5255193
>>5255068
>>5255124
>>5256878

You take off your coat and reach out to cloth this naked woman!

D Man: " Here, you can have this to cover yourself up, "M'Lady" "

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>>5257490

Dick Man: "...but before you take this coat, could you answer just a couple questions? First, why don't you have a power inhibitor. Second, why did you come into the restroom here after finding Rock Guy? Third, how do you know my name?

And finally, most importantly, why aren't you disgusted by me, like every other man and woman have been so far?"

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>>5257496
Mysterious Woman? : "...Heh, not bad, Dick Man, not bad at all.

Not only you solved my gauntlet of gender politics and my puzzle of Australian funnel-web spiders... "

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>>5257499

Mysterious Woman???: "...but you even overcame my "mysterious hot dinosaur babe" riddle..."

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>>5257502

"...for you see, it was I, DOMINION, the Warden of this prison this whole time! In a twist that NOBODY saw coming, the "hot dino babe" was just me in a ridiculously detailed skin suit!!!

That's right! There is NO women's section in this prison! There is no NON BINARY section either! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT NON BINARY MEANS! Every time someone says "non binary", I just nod and pretend I understand what they are saying!

AND GUESS WHAT, DICK MAN! This is what I DO! This is MY GAME! I slip fake info to inmates about ridiculous escape plans, and watch them try and escape and ultimately FAIL in various HUMOUROUS WAYS!!!

Do you know WHY? Do you know WHY I DO THIS, DICK MAN???"

>>5257510
Not enough love in your childhood?

>>5257510
ask if we can have the skinsuit

>>5257510
>Not enough love in your childhood?

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>>5257512
>>5257521
Warden: "No, Dick Man. I do it because I am fucking bored.

And because despite it all, I am still a Rogue, and this is how we do things.

We put incredible amount of effort into ridiculous schemes that have very little pay off. It is the only true way to live your life, Dick Man.

...well, anyways, this is the part where I beat your ass."

OH NO! OUR ASS! IT'S ABOUT TO BE BEAT!
But thankfully Dominion is obviously not treating you like a real threat. The initiative is yours! What's the game plan?

Keep in mind, he is still holding Rock Guy above his head and you still can't use most of your powers, thanks to the bracelet on your leg!

>>5257521
Supporting this. Boom, roasted.

>>5257510

>>5257531
>Call Jessica a pussy who should've been a born a woman like his parents wanted him to be to make him cry
>Water pull his tears and swipe at dominion's stupid androgynous face

>>5257531
wait, couldn't we straight up pull water out of his tear ducts or some shit to blind him?

>>5257531

Roast him like this >>5257536
and do what this guy says once we've made him cry like a little bitch >>5257544

>>5257531
Throw the spider at his face.

>>5257536
Good way to lose a hacker friend. Still, desperate times call for desperate measures. I'll support this, as long as we say "Not!" after we get the tears, so Jessica knows we didn't mean it.

>>5257531

>>5257531
ask him if he could kick our ass while wearing the skinsuit... as a professional courtesy
>>5257555
then immediately cast pocket spider and pray it hates its old boss more than it's about to hate its new one

>>5257545
>>5257555
>>5257567
>>5257575
Ngl I think all of these work together, +1 to our epic mega plan (definitely make sure to say jk to save Jessica's feelings though)

>>5257579

Yeah, make sure we don't hurt our hackers feelings too!

>>5257531
>>5257579
Yeah let's do all of them +1

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>>5257536
>>5257544
>>5257545
>>5257567
>>5257579

>>5257849
It works against squirts, and against ice, but not against our water-pulling I believe.

>>5257849
water pulling doesn't count for triggering that

>>5257849
It doesn’t work against water pulling retard

>>5257851
>>5257854
>>5257855
kek

>>5257851
>>5257854
>>5257855
>Water pull his tears and swipe at dominion's stupid androgynous face
>>Swipe
So you're saying a power inhibitor leaves us with an offensive ability enabled? And that we acted defenseless despite being able to use it all this time?

>>5257864
have you read the previous thread? it's explicitly stated that water pulling is not blocked because they have to know about a power to block it, doofus. ice is blocked, squirts are blocked, pulling is not because we got that after we got imprisoned and nobody knows we can do it.

>>5257880
I assumed using water as blade was a different power.
...so they actually left us with a lethal weapon. Holy shit.

>>5257536
Why roast Jessica and not the warden?
I dont get it

>>5257536
Rather than calling Jessica a pussy can't we like ask him to make himself sad and cry? Like tell him to Imagine someone sold all his collection or some other thing to the effect.

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>>5257977
Well in their defense we developed it in the prison, then again you'd think they'd look out for, a buncha super villains and whole lot of free time will lead them to get creative. It's like a shank but a hundred times worse.

>>5258041
This is funnier.

>>5258012
Dominion isn't a noted crybaby. It's less likely to work.

>>5257579
supporting the mega-plan

>>5257579
+1

>The Guard: "Nice showing, Dick Man! I knew you'd win me this bet, I could smell the psycho on you from a mile away! As promised, here's 20 cigarettes . Oh, and don't think I forgot to re-calibrate your bracelet to account for your new ice bullshit, hehe"
Literally last thread you dumbasses. Just check it yourself.

>>5259450
We're not trying to use the ice powers though???

>>5259450
You aren't very good at reading comprehension, huh?

Did they ever recalibrate for water-pulling?

If our cunning plan fails, we should try to recruit this batshit insane femboy as our wildcard.

>>5260039
Only if they wear the skinsuit

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>>5258041
>>5257864
>>5257579
Apologies for the hold up, Dick Bros! Got busy with life.

Our epic showdown shall commence tomorrow!

Good news is that I should have more free time in the coming weeks, so the Quest will pick up some speed!~

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>>5260039
No.

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>>5260039
Yes.

>>5260041
Thanks for the heads up OP, we appreciate it :-)

>>5260039
I support but only if he doesn't wear the skinsuit.

>>5260663
Clearly he should give the skinsuit to Jessica.

>>5260039
Only if he lets us bareback.

>>5260039
wait, shouldn’t he be the burglar with his disguises and gadgets?
since Dickman is the unofficial wild card?
the wild card should be a person who’s logic makes no sense to dick man
the cross dresser seems unhinge but reasonable.

>>5260041
:)

>>5257510
>we can only water pull
I say we suck the warden dry turn her into a raisin and peace out. Even if she wanted to join on it's not hard to point out who the traitor would be. All it takes is for her to be bored and were no longer allies. While she does offer a great opportunity for getting out with a badge, it may not be worth it in the long run.

>>5260860
>the wild card should be a person who’s logic makes no sense to dick man
Our Pelvis Boy recruited a rock and australian spiders, he blasted a jet of water in a ratman's ass and figured that the best time to learn about laws os when he's already behind bars, I think that we encompass all logic and some more.

>>5260935
>her

>>5260960
What's Rock Manhattan even in prison for, again?

>>5261201
LET'S ROCK

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>>5260041
You ask Jessica to cry!

Jessica: "O-okay, Mr Dick Man! This is the one thing I can do! I'LL CRY AS HARD AS I CAN! HHHNHHNHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!"

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>>5261252

As Jessica cries their eyes out, you naruto run around the Warden, positioning him perfectly between you and your source of juicy, juicy tears!

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>>5261253

This is your chance!

You focus your power and turn Jessica's tears into the biggest and moistest water projectile!

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>>5261285
And launch it at the Warden's face with incredible speed and pressure!

SPLORCH!!!

You hit him straight on with a Power Squirt strong enough to knock out a bear!

>>5261299
Get splorched, sucker!

Hahaha, knock on wood!

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>>5261299

...to absolutely no effect.

He didn't even budge.

Dominion: "..."

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>>5261326
Dominion: "...okay. Anything else? "
...OH SHIT OH FUCK DICK BROS.

That water blast was strong enough to break a brick wall. Whatever is happening is not good!

WHAT DO WE DO???

>>5261330
>Their clothes are all wet now! Pull them as hard as we can straight into the wall!

This will either embarrass them by stripping them of their clothes or slam them really hard into a wall. I'm fine with either.

>>5261335
Plan A

Plan B; Throw the spider at its face?

>>5261335
+1. This was only the first step in our master plan

>>5261335
>+1
If this doesn't work, offer the femboy a place on our team for an escape route and free trial of 1 month without betraying us, mention the Ultimate Stock to entice him.

>>5261341
If we flatter him on "Why someone as awesome as you would work as a warden?" and "what are you? chicken?" it might work.

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>>5261335
I really don't want to see that scenario

>>5261359
Our MC literally gave a rat an enema a thread ago

>>5261365
And i'm supposed to want to see that too?

>>5261379
well, the anons who voted for it clearly did

>>5261335
you know, at this point you guys deserve the fallout of whatever happens after this inevitably backfires
+1

>>5261335
Strongly supporting.

>>5261330

>>5261330
Can we water pull the moisture off the warden. and use it to break our ankle brace so we can use our powers?

>>5261330

+1 this >>5261335

>>5261330
>>5261335
GENIUS! THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY FAIL! +1

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>>5261341
No but seriously, stop trying to force this shit you flaming fucking faggot.

>>5261653
It would be fun, but I doubt Dominion will go for it. He seems to have a pretty sweet gig here.

>>5261385
There were quads involved. It was the will of the gods.

>>5261330
>His clothes are all wet now! Pull his as hard as we can straight into the wall!

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>femals whore coombait
>nobody bats an eye, coomers will defend it till they pass out from dehydration
>male whore coombait
>every single one of those hypocritical faggots is seething, flaming, crying and shitting because it's no longer their fantasy and they don't feel comfortable noow
who could have possibly expected this

>>5262178
I'm not a faggot, no. Hypocrisy would imply there's some equality between the two.

>>5262178
>because it's no longer their fantasy and they don't feel comfortable now
Yes, okay. You're acting as if this isn't a perfectly valid reason to dislike something.

>>5262179
>>5262190
Your squeamish snowflakery just makes you more fun to troll with rat enemas and femboy clothing destruction, is all.

>>5262179
>>5262190
seethe homophobes

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>>5262274
>>5262280

>>5262283
No. This is 4chan. Normal humans don't come here.

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>>5261817

The plan is clear!

You focus your powers on the moisture covering Dominion to pull him, through his clothes, launching him into a wall!

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>>5262313

...

>>5262316
Fuck, our powers are TOO PRECISE. Why must our control be so damned masterful??

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>>5262316

...all the water is pulled away, not moving him or his clothes for even an inch.

Dominion: "Oh. Thanks for drying me up, I guess?"

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>>5262318

Dominion: "Okayyy!~

It's my turn now."

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>>5262321

With a light flick of his finger...

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>>5262322

...Dominion launches Rock Guy at you, with incredible power and speed!!!

>>5262318
>>5262321
>>5262322
>>5262324

Seems like he's got some sort of force absorption and control powers.

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>>5262324

OH FUCK! There is a giant rocky, guy shaped projectile, QUICKLY approaching your soft, fleshy body!

You have just a moment before it slams against you, breaking all of your bones and crushing your organs, including your 3 to 8 inch dick!

HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THIS ONE, DICK BROS???

No, really, tell me, I literally have no idea

>>5262329
W-why don't we just dodge? Like, physically move out of the way, using our muscle powers.

>>5262329
>catch

maybe he's actually really light

>>5262329
We need to, like... Move to the side, like moving either left or right so we aren't in front of Rock Guy.

>>5262332
>>5262335
sounds like these guys might be on to something. Sideways movement seems to be the call of the hour.

Rolled 1232 (1d9000)

>>5262329
>>5262332

Yes, dodge. Plain and simple.

>>5262329
tactically dodge it by falling over. clearly he is moving with such great speed that he'll simply go right over us.

>>5262371
I support a tactical fainting spell.

>>5262329

>>5262329
Take a step left and then strike a pose to out pose the warden!

>>5262329
>>5262371
+1

>>5262346
looks dodgy

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>he responded to the 1 post id bait post

>>5262849
+2

>>5262872
You have 6 posts to your ID right now

>>5262872
whatever helps you sleep at night, homophobe

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>>5262332
>>5262335
>>5262343
>>5262346
>>5262788

Of course! A simple dodge! An elementary side step!

You move your body away from Rock Guy's trajectory.

This is the most obvious course of action that will have zero negative consequences.

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>>5264747

...

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>>5264750

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>>5264753

As Rock Guy hits the floor, his body instantly shatters into hundreds of pieces.

With trembling hands you reach out and hold up what's left of his rocky face.

Now that you hold him, you realize, that all this time he was made out of extremely weak and brittle mineral.

Rock Guy: "L-let's-s...

...

...ro...ck"

And with those final words, you can feel all life leave his shattered remains.

Rock Guy has perished...

...what do you do, Dick Man?

Lol that crack under his hat wasnot cosmetic. RIP

>>5264763
>Cry

>>5264763
>Cry, in a manly way, keep his rock hat and face as an memento then start to formulate a battle plan.

>>5264763
>Cry
No recruit
Only murder
Rock Guy dead

>>5264763
Do our best https://youtu.be/VsJeQWZqCpU?t=23 and hope our sorrow gives us our "totally cool emotional scene power up"

>>5264763
>Cry hard with a vengeance.

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>>5264763
>>5264825

SUPPORT

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>>5264763
KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER UNTIL HE DIES
and then cry, the manliest manly tears.

>>5264763
>>5264786
>>5264805
>>5264821
>>5264830
>>5264825
>>5264876
Guys....channel our raw emotion and charge up some razor thin laser tears

>>5264763
Take rock guys hat in his honor and DESTROY THE WARDEN.

>>5264944
+1

>>5264917
STORM OF SORROW!

>>5264763

There is room for neither love nor mercy in this cold, dead world. So spake the vengeful Dick Man, lord of frost and rain.

>>5264917
+1
RIP in pieces

>>5264763
mineral GUY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5264763
Grab a piece of rock guy
Smash our power inhibitor
All while crying

Help us one more time our friend

>>5265473
+1

>>5264917
yeah let's do this. Also +1 to keeping the head as a memento to this living paperweight of a team member.

>>5265473
+1 use rock guy's remains to break our bonds

>>5264917
We could then just straight up rip the water out of the wardens' blood and organs, killing them instantly (ala blood bending).

>>5264944
Then take rock guys hat in honor

>>5264876
Finally, we gently weep for the death of our beloved team member.

>>5265784
can't control blood iirc

>>5265853
Has to be a full moon, too

>>5265853
well, we can control the water part maybe.

>>5266088
Maybe if he has drank some water or juice recently, we can rip it out of him? We can control salty-ass tears, after all.

>>5265473
support

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>>5264763
>>5264786
>>5264805
>>5264821
>>5264830

Sadness and anguish overtakes your heart!

As you drop on your knees, masculine tears start flowing from your eyes.

You open your mouth and let out a guttural scream, crying out the feelings swelling inside you!


Dick Man: "R-R-ROCK GUYYYYYYYYYY!

NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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>>5268453
*click click clack click*

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>>5268456
Dominion: "Sorry, did you say something? My friend send me a meme on Discord, I was messaging him back"

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>>5268459
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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>>5265012
>>5268463
Thanks to the "intense feelings of sadness and anger", you have unlock the power of Storm of Sorrow!

With this power, whenever you experience "intense feelings of sadness or anger", your water power double in power! Like right now!

But, what exactly should you do now??? Remember, you can only pull water towards yourself. If you try using any of your other abilities, the bracelet on your leg will shock you into unconsciousness! And nobody knows how to turn it off, because I guess QM was way too subtle about it in the last thread!

>>5265473
I'm just gonna go ahead and say that you are not physically strong enough to do this. Also, we have just established that Rock Guy is (was) extremely brittle. You would just smash his face into dust trying to do that. That would just be too sad to draw.

>>5268469
>Omnidirectional water pull towards Dominion. Lets drown him.

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>>5268469
>because I guess QM was way too subtle about it in the last thread!
>>subtle
You haven't said a damn thing about disabling it besides clicking and clacking so obviously everyone assumed we'll need a laser cutter. The only idea I can think of would be submerging it in water, but it's gotta be waterproof, since we're the waterfag.

>>5268469
THERE ARE TOILETS AND BATHS
THERE ARE PIPES
GIGA WATER PULL THE PIPES AND DROWN THIS FUCKER
>MAKE SURE NOT TO HIT JESSICA

>>5268487
Supporting. Or, like, pull out tears in a circle, very quickly, creating a little super-dense and hard water disk and whip it at Dominion? Either or both.

>>5268469

>>5268453
the art is amazing

>>5268484
Submerging it can't be it since there are showers here.
And we don't have magnets to fry the circuit.
So maybe, cut off the foot?

>>5268487
+1
We could drown
And all the pipes exploding could kill us.
But if we are below an ocean we will escape immediatly.

>>5268469
>And nobody knows how to turn it off, because I guess QM was way too subtle about it in the last thread!
Is there an off button?

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>>5268527
>if we are below an ocean
>ocean it tattoo
>spoilers are in the tattoo
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

>>5268487
+1 WE FUCKING DROWN THIS BITCH

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>>5268487
>>5268527
>>5268626
+1
PROPHETIC OSHEAN FRUSH

man if this is an underwater prison let's just stay here and turn this into prison king quest

>>5268487
+1, just go berserk

>>5268469
>>5268487
+1 YES PULL WATER FROM THE PIPES AND SHIT! THERE IS A SHOWER NOT TOO FAR FROM US SO WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO REACH!

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Wait, is that a battery compartment under the antenna?

>>5268487
Yeah +1, just completely submerge the smug faggot in water, drown the nerd.

>>5269335
>>5268469

So why don't we just take the battery out of it like one would a cheap plastic toy and go full throttle on this bastard?

>>5269390
+1

>>5269335
I'm pretty sure some super genius would've figured it out if it were that simple.

>>5268469
Can we water-pull our salty tears INTO the leg-bracelet so that it shorts out?

>>5270509
If the bracelet restricting the waterfag is not waterproof, it might as well have that battery compartment.

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>>5268688
>>5268487
You know exactly what to do.

You gather the power that surges through your body, and reach out to the ceiling, right above Dominion!

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>>5271061
Dominion: " Ohh noo~, here comes another water attack from the water guy! So scaryyy~

What is your plan exactly? Ruin my skin with all the moisture and make me kill myself from embarrassment?~"

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>>5271063
*CRICK CRACK CRICK*

Dominion: "eh?"

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>>5271064
*CRICK CRACK CRICK*

Dominion: "Oh yeaah. I guess we are right under the sewage pipes, huh."

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>>5271067
*KABOOM!*

With a loud crash, the ceiling comes down on top of Dominion along with several comically huge metal pipes, burying him under multiple tons of debris.

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>>5271070
TWINK DESTROYED

Somehow, you managed to overcome this encounter. Completing your revenge calms you down, you are no longer powered up by Storm of Sorrows.

Suddenly, you hear Jessica from the other end of the room!

Jessica: "W-WOW! Great job Mr Dick Man! I checked out this exit, and it's actually real! It really does go to the outside!!!

But...There is a bit of problem... Ehm... It's better if you see it yourself. I'll wait for you outside"

What is next for Dick Man the Twink Destroyer ?

>>5271082
Take a chunk of rockman, at least a part of him desserves to be free.

>>5271086
This, but also put on his hat

>>5271082
>Pay silent respect to your fallen brother
>"JESSICA HOW DO I TAKE OFF THIS DAMN BRACELET?!"
>Angrily point at your ankle, kick the air a few times, trip over and break it on accident
>Stand up, dust your coat
>"Now... we leave. I have a metal seagul to short-circuit."

>>5271086
>>5271093
Support.

>>5271082
>Take a chunk of Rock Guy, and wear his hat to carry on his memory

>>5271082
>What is next for Dick Man the Twink Destroyer ?
A room without gravity!
Puzzle room!

>>5271082
Double tag dominion. I don't believe he's dead until I see his brain matter ooze out.

>>5271082
>Leave
>Take a piece of rock guy with us