>>5242681
>Ask him if he enjoys his job and how much he gets paid
Grind the socials xp to get bitches

>>5242681
>Ask him if he enjoys his job and how much he gets paid

>Ask him if piss is his favorite kind of mess to clean up

>>5242681
>>Ask him if he enjoys his job and how much he gets paid
>>Ask him if piss is his favorite kind of mess to clean up

>>Ask him if he enjoys his job and how much he gets paid
>>Ask him if piss is his favorite kind of mess to clean up

>>5242681
>Ask him if piss is his favorite kind of mess to clean up

>>5242681
>Ask him if piss is his favorite kind of mess to clean up
>Ask him if he wouldn't mind giving you a prostate massage with that nice sturdy mop of his

>>5242681
>>Ask him if he enjoys his job and how much he gets paid
>>Ask him if piss is his favorite kind of mess to clean up

>Ask him if he enjoys his job and how much he gets paid
>Ask him if piss is his favorite kind of mess to clean up
Writing

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"I've never met a janitor before!" you exclaim to the janitor. "What's it like? Do you enjoy it?"

The janitor sighs. "Well, it's not the worst job I've ever had. That's all I can say."

"How much do you get paid?"

"They said they're outsourcing our payroll to a new company but that was supposed to be done 2 months ago and they're still slow walking it. Right now I'm pretty much doing it for free."

"Is piss your favorite kind of mess to clean up?"

"It sure beats diarrhea, I'll tell you that. Come to think of it it's really one of the easiest things to clean, you just mop it right up. It's not a biohazard like puke or shit or blood and it doesn't stain fabric either." The janitor pauses his work for a second and looks at you, as if he's only just realizing what he sees before him. "Say, how did you end up butt naked with piss everywhere anyway? And why is there a dirty diaper on the floor?"

>Write-in

>>5245250
>I'm actually an FBI agent hunting down former KGB agents, the doctors here are actually former KGB who escaped their country.

>They found out I was investigating their identities and captured me. Now they've injected me with sedatives to stop me from controlling my body, and they are torturing me by pissing on me and making me huff my own shit diaper until I tell them what I know and give up the names of my fellow agents.

>>5245257
+1
Freak him out it'll be funny

>>5245257
+1

>>5245257
+1, except also...

>Begin reciting esoteric codewords to him, to make him think we're trying to activate his Sleeper Agent phrase.

>>5245605
>>5245257
+1

>>5245605
+1 ADD THIS LMAO

>>5245605
+1

>>5245257
>>5245605
+1 To both of these, good shit anons.

>I'm actually an FBI agent hunting down former KGB agents, the doctors here are actually former KGB who escaped their country.
>They found out I was investigating their identities and captured me. Now they've injected me with sedatives to stop me from controlling my body, and they are torturing me by pissing on me and making me huff my own shit diaper until I tell them what I know and give up the names of my fellow agents.
>Begin reciting esoteric codewords to him, to make him think we're trying to activate his Sleeper Agent phrase.
Writing

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"I'm actually an FBI agent hunting down former KGB agents, the doctors here are actually former KGB who escaped their country" you reply, hoping to impress him with your rousing tall tale.

"They found out I was investigating their identities and captured me. Now they've injected me with sedatives to stop me from controlling my body, and they are torturing me by pissing on me and making me huff my own shit diaper until I tell them what I know and give up the names of my fellow agents."

To make your story even more convincing, you imagine what might be esoteric codewords for activating sleeper agents and recite a few.

"Banana!"

"Marshmallow!"

"Mountain Dew!"

The janitor rolls his eyes. "So you're a head case. That does explain I guess." He finishes his work and leaves without another word.

A short while later another nurse enters, holding a large metal object. "Good morning!" she says. "I'm here to give you a fresh diaper, but Jim tells me you may be ready to try using a bedpan. Which would you prefer?"

It has been a while since you took a crap. How would you like to go about it?

>The bedpan sounds nice, I'll try that.

>I think I'd prefer a nice diaper, to tell you the truth.

>Just crap on the bed

>>5247967
>Just crap on the bed

>>5247975
+1
Don't say anything either just look her dead in the eyes as we do

>Why don't you just suction it out with that sweet mouth of yours, toots?

>>5247967
>Just crap on the bed
Stare right into her eyes as >>5247984 suggested.

>>5247967
>>Just crap on the bed
I came into this qst not expecting much, but knew it was good when I saw the neighbor's "tasty dog" tapestry. quality shitting thread

>>5247967
Straight shit. Eye contact.

I cannot believe this retarded fuckshit warranted another thread, and didn't get jannied with the first one, but here we are. You know what, fuck it, let's keep going and see what happens.

>Shit the bed

>Just crap on the bed
Writing

>>5250803
You take a lot of crap, but you keep pushing. I admire that.

>>5250812
Sometimes you have to push to take a crap.

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You are a free man and you will crap as you please! Looking straight into the nurses eyeballs, you let loose your bowels right onto the bedsheet. The nurse drops the bedpan in shock. After a minute of staring in horror, she says "Well, I guess that about settles it". She power walks out the door and returns a minute later with the sponge bath nurses. The subaltern nurses nurses begin to sponge down your buttocks as the senior nurse produces a fresh diaper. All three remain silent, only exchanging wistful expressions.

>Enjoy your second sponge bath of the day and acquiesce to getting a fresh diaper

>Resist having the diaper put on you any way you can

>Solicit sex from the nurses

>>5250849
>Solicit sex from the nurses
How could they resist our charms?

>>5250849
>>Resist having the diaper put on you any way you can
Stick ass in air, and shart

>>5250849
>Resist having the diaper put on you any way you can
FIGHT THE POWAH

I also wanna do>>5250915 afterwards.

>>5250849
>Resist having the diaper put on you any way you can
AIN'T NO KGB COMMIES GONNA TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOM!

>Resist having the diaper put on you any way you can
Writing

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The nurses quickly finish cleaning your bottom. The washing bowl nurse steps back, allowing the diaper nurse access to your nether regions.

But all is not well. Like the legendary Chris chan, you are resolved to avoid wearing butt garments at all costs, no matter how badly you need them. But how? Your muscles are still too weak to simply get up and run away, much less fight off the advancing nurse. There's only one thing you can do. You swiftly snatch the poop-covered sponge from the nurse's hand. This is gonna take every bit of your feeble strength...

Roll 1d100, best of 3 to fling the sponge at the diaper nurse's face.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5253920
I HAVE THE POWAAAAH

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5253920
We must remain strong brothers

>>5253968
Sick job

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5253968
Yes!

>>5253968
YES! WE HAVE SECURED OUR FREEDOM!

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The sponge hits the nurse square in the nose and careens down to the floor, leaving a visible dab of poop on her face. Her expression turns ornery. "Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way" she grumbles. She turns around and beckons at the door. Two burly men enter the room holding leather straps. They tie your arms down to the side of the bed and hold down your legs as the nurse forces the diaper on to you. You are powerless to resist. When she's done, they strap down your legs as well.

The rest of the day passes rather uneventfully. Night falls. Just as you're about to drift off to sleep, in walks Dr. Goldwater with a rather large suitcase. "Don't make a sound" he whispers. He gingerly unfastens your straps, hoists you off the bed and stuff you in the suitcase. He zips the lid. You feel the suitcase being tilted upward and beginning to move. It's the rolling kind and it glides smoothly along the floor. You feel yourself moving up and down some hallways. After a few minutes a voice calls out. "Dr. Goldwater! Fancy seeing you here at this hour. What's the suitcase for?"

"I'm taking my vacation to Bermuda tomorrow. Had to come and pack my uh... catheters!"

"Sounds great. Have a nice trip!" says the other voice.

"Thanks!" says Dr. Goldwater. You begin moving again and you can hear Dr. Goldwater breathe a heavy whew.

After a few more minutes you fell yourself being hauled into the trunk of a car. "You're doing great, we'll be home soon" he whispers. You hear the car start and begin to move. Some minutes later it comes to a stop, and you feel the suitcase being hauled out and trucked a bit further. You hear some groans of exertion and feel a few strong bumps on your ass as the suitcase is hauled up a small flight of stairs. After that it goes flat again and you hear the lid being unzipped. Dr. Goldwater hoists you up by the shoulders and places you and a fancy suede couch. "Well, that went about as smoothly as we could've hoped" he says. "So, welcome to my humble abode. How may I further comfort you, milord?"

>Write-in

>>5258568
>BRING ME CLOTHING MORTAL, PREFERABLY YELLOW COLOURED SO THAT I CAN CHANNEL MY INNER POWER!!

>DO YOU HAVE ANY GARDEN HOSES MORTAL? BRING THEM TO ME AT ONCE.

>>5258568
>Write-in
"Bermuda? How did you know... You must really be the chosen one. Pack your bags immediately, and fetch me a case of the new Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew.

>>5258773
+1
Reject society, embrace peepee godhood

>"Bermuda? How did you know... You must really be the chosen one. Pack your bags immediately, and fetch me a case of the new Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew.
Writing

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"Bermuda? How did you know... You must really be the chosen one. Pack your bags immediately, and fetch me a case of the new Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew".

Dr. Goldwater looks puzzled. "Milord..." he answers, "I wasn't really planning to bring you to Bermuda, that was just an alibi. But if you insist, I will arrange it. I also haven't heard of this fiery hot mountain dew you desire, but I'll make a quick trip to the corner store and see if they have it. In the meantime, I let me turn on the tv for you, so you're not just sitting there bored out of your skull like in the hospital".

He grabs the remote, presses the power button and hands it to you before heading out the front door. "I won't be gone long, milord" he says, closing the door behind him. A news anchor appears on the tv screen.

"...may be enough to solve the nationwide dildo shortage. This just in, a patient has been reported missing from the psychiatric ward at Lawrence Nassar Memorial Hospital. Police say the patient, a man of about 30 years of age, has an outstanding arrest warrant for multiple crimes including burglary and sexual assault and is a fugitive from justice. Further, police say that the patient may have escaped with the help of an accomplice, but have not yet named a suspect. Channel 4 News is still waiting for a full description of the fugitive."

Well, that's interesting. Bet he's a handsome fellow.

>Keep watching

>Change the channel

>Try to get up

>>5261595
>>Change the channel
Boring. Let's watch some of the fine entertainment offered by Spike TV, maybe some Manswers or Deadliest Warrior.

>>5261595
Keep watching, we may gain valuable insight on how to avoid the fuzz

>>5261595
>Keep watching
We need to gather up all of our followers and storm the Vatican to show off we're the better God.

>>5261595
>Change the channel
SNORE. Lets watch ninja warrior or family guy.

>>5261595
>>Keep watching

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You keep watching intently, hoping to glean whatever useful information can be expected from mainstream media.

"In an unrelated story, a man rushed to the hospital this morning was pronounced dead on arrival from a perforated colon after inserting a steering wheel into his rectum. Investigators say the man was trying to turn gay. An update on our earlier story, the name of the man reported missing from the psych ward is-"

You can't hear the end of the anchor's sentence over the sound of the window being smashed open. You can only gaze in horror as through the shattered window crawls a dark, abominable creature. "Oooga booga! Bix nood! Gibs me dat fried chickun an welfare!" it bellows in a grating, beastly voice. It looks like poop. It smells like poop. Oh god... it must be... no... those only exist in scary stories to tell naughty children... But what else could it be? It has to be...

A poop creature! You were sure they were just a myth, but here one is, right in front of your eyes! How do you confront this phenomenal being?

>The same way all poop should be dealt with, flush it down the toilet!

>Attempt to communicate with it

>Just sit there and release whatever body fluids you can into your diaper

>>5264060
>Attempt to communicate with it
LMAO

>>5264060
>>Attempt to communicate with it
say
the
N
word
and all of the other crazy words rattling around your brain

>>5264060
>ppppq3(2)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(2)(2)(1)(1)(1)(2)(1)(2)(3)(2)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(2)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(1)(2)(1).png
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>This is just a Scooby Doo villain. Unmask this baddie!

>>5264229
+1

>>5264229
>>This is just a Scooby Doo villain. Unmask this baddie!
Peel it off! Poop creatures aren't real! I bet this is some landlord trying to pull one over your disciple.

>>5264060
>>5264229
+1 Agreed! These evil creatures cannot possibly exist!

>This is just a Scooby Doo villain. Unmask this baddie!
Oh dear
This will be tough since you're still severely weakened. Roll 1d100, best of 3, DC 91

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5266535
N

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5266535
We got this, boys...

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5266535
Nat 100

>>5266623
>Nat 100
I'll count it.

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The room reorients itself and the suitcase pops back into existence as reality recovers from me drawing the last panel while intoxicated. Speaking of reality, you recall from your favorite documentary series that upon investigation all supernatural monsters turn out to really be petty crooks wearing rubber masks, except for that one time when Fred went simping for some slut in Louisiana who turned out to be a weird demon witch and there were real zombies and shit. But I digress, clearly this creature is a phony, and it's up to you to expose him! Unfortunately though, you still haven't recovered from your muscular atrophy. You try to rise to your feet but can only sit helpless as the poop creature shrieks "Eek ook! We wuz kangs an shiet!" and hoists up Dr. Goldwater's tv.

>Wait patiently for Dr. Goldwater to get back and hope the creature doesn't notice you in the meantime

>Produce some poop and throw it at the creature, since that worked out great last time

>Acknowledge your privilege and try to help the creature claim his worthy prize

>>5266688
>Acknowledge your privilege and try to help the creature claim his worthy prize

>>5266688
>Produce some PISS and throw it at the creature, since that worked out great last time

We’ll stealth piss directly behind his feet. When he tries to move with the TV, he’ll slip and fall, with the tv on him. We’re the piss lord, piss we shall use to its full potential.

>>5266688
>>Produce some poop and throw it at the creature, since that worked out great last time

We must prove our divinity

>>5266696
ah yes piss lord

>>5266696
+1

>>5266696
+1 PISS LOOOOOORD

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>>5266696
+1
>I'M THE PISS LORD

captcher RAAD8

>>5266688
>>5266696
+1

>stealth piss directly behind his feet
You know the drill. 1d100, DC 65, best of 3

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>526
Roland

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5269596

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5269657
Holy shit, the most accurate piss of all.

>>5269657
When we needed him most...
HE CAME THRU LIKE A MF CHAMPION!!

>>5269657
Damn, that's literally a 1 in 100 chance.

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Thinking quickly, you recall that you are PISS LORD OF THE NTH DIMENSION and the only thing that never fails to work out for you is peeing on things. In a truly remarkable feat of wits by your standards, you pull down the front of your diaper and push out a quick stream of urine, hoping to create a slippery obstacle for the poop creature. Just as your stream hits the floor, the creature turns around. "We invented dat fried baloney" it groans. Your plan seems to fail as the creature steps into your piss as if it weren't there. However, when it glances downward and notices your piss still splashing onto its legs, it winces and barks a loud "SHHHIIIIIIEEEEET!!!", dropping the tv onto its toes. "OOGA BOOGA! DAS RAYCISS!!!" it yelps in pain.

The creature is momentarily stunned, providing a perfect opportunity for another attack or an escape attempt.

>Don't move, maybe the creature will forget you're there

>Try to get up and run away, and if that doesn't work, just crawl

>Remove your diaper and throw it at the creature's face

>Masturbate to make the creature feel awkward and leave

>>5272011
>Remove your diaper and throw it at the creature's face
The diaper is holding us back. We need to remove our limiter.

>>5272059
+1 we will be free once again!

>>5272011
>>Remove your diaper and throw it at the creature's face

As these creatures are made of poop, perhaps if we reunite them with ours, the poop will seal itself over its nose holes and suffocate it.....

>>5272239
+1
You are a genius

>>5272011
>Remove your diaper and throw it at the creature's face
FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM

>>5272011
>Try to get up and run away, and if that doesn't work, just crawl

>>5272011
>>Remove your diaper and throw it at the creature's face
ONWARDS TO GLORY AND PISSY VICTORY

>>5272239
+1

>Remove your diaper and throw it at the creature's face
>As these creatures are made of poop, perhaps if we reunite them with ours, the poop will seal itself over its nose holes and suffocate it.....
Clever plan, but it'll only work on a natural 100.

Roll 1d100, best of 3.

>>5274205
This is in fact me, captcha makes retarded shit happen sometimes.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5274205
Ez nat hundy

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5274205
TO PISTORY

If we roll another 63, that's gotta be just as good...

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5274205
When the beat drops I'm going to fucking kill myself.

>>5274301
I blame you for everything negative to ever happen.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5274205
what could have been

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You don't recall having crapped your diaper recently, but since you've been fed nothing but liquids recently it's well within the realm of possibility that some aqueous poop may have slipped out without you noticing. You swiftly remove your diaper and fling it at the creatures face. The diaper contacts the creature's face and slides down to the floor, smearing some poop on the tv. It is not immediately clear if any poop got on the creature, perhaps it absorbed into the creature's flesh.

"SHIIIIEEEET!" screams the creature. "I NEEDS DAT WATERMELON AND AFRO SHEEN!"

You have not yet disabled the creature, but it still seems to be confused and disoriented. However, you're running out of ways to attack it. Attempting to escape is still an option, though admittedly not the most honorable one.

>Scoop the excess poop out of your butt and throw that at the creature too

>Scoop the excess poop out of your butt and enjoy a nice Chicago chili dog

>Turn around and show the creature your butt to scare it off

>Admit you're a little bitch and attempt to escape

>>5275811
A plan even worse than admitting you're a little bitch and attempting to escape:
>scream for help from the neighbors
We need them to scare off poop man. I just hope they won't recognize us from the TV!

>>5275811
>Scoop the excess poop out of your butt and enjoy a nice Chicago chili dog

>>5275811
>>Scoop the excess poop out of your butt and enjoy a nice Chicago chili dog

>>5275811
>Scoop the excess poop out of your butt and enjoy a nice Chicago chili dog

>>5275820
Changing to chili dog
>>5275835
>>5275883
>>5275890
+1

>>5275811
>>Scoop the excess poop out of your butt and throw it at the creature too
i'm gonna throw up laughing

>>5275811
>Scoop the excess poop out of your butt and enjoy a nice Chicago chili dog
Truly the greatest quest.

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Racking your diminutive mind for another solution, you recall that you've always wanted to try a Chicago chili dog, and this interest causes you to completely forget about the danger before you. The creature groans a droning "WHERE DEM BACKWOODS AT?" of pain as you carefully dredge your buttcrack for a handful of poop. You feel a slight anticipatory chub as you grasp your tallywhacker with your shit-laden hand. You stroke gently but firmly, trying to savor this delicate new sensation, until a shriek of "SHIIIIEEEET, I DINDU NUFFIN!" yanks you back into situational awareness. You look up to see a deathly frightened poop creature clamoring back out the window. Well, that's one way to fend off a wild beast.

You continue shitwanking for a few minutes before a bewildered Dr. Goldwater returns. He pauses silently for a long moment. "Milord.... what happened here?"

"I was just sitting here watching the news when suddenly a poop creature broke in and tried to steal the tv. It's OK though, I fought it off by peeing on it and hitting it with my diaper."

Dr. Goldwater grimaces, perhaps unsure of what to make of what you said. "Well..." He sighs audibly before continuing. "...they didn't seem to have any fiery mountain dew at the store so I got you the red kind, I hope it's close enough."

With all the confidence of an able leader, you command him...

>Serve it to me with a bendy straw, then get back to packing your bags for Bermuda

>Forget about Bermuda, find me Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew at all costs!

>Plug the tv back in, I want to watch Squidbillies

>>5279486
>Plug the tv back in, I want to watch NINJAGO MASTERS OF SPINJITSU

>>5279486
Sit beside me as we watch this magic box and take the first sip. You've earned it.

>>5279486
>CODE RED ACTIVATED
>Use the karate moves you learned earlier on Goldwater, use his credit card to book two tickets to Bermuda

Rolled 1 (1d3)

Oh dear, a 3 way tie!
1
>Plug the tv back in, I want to watch NINJAGO MASTERS OF SPINJITSU

2
>Sit beside me as we watch this magic box and take the first sip. You've earned it.

3
>Use the karate moves you learned earlier on Goldwater, use his credit card to book two tickets to Bermuda

>>5282234
YES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"...Plug the tv back in, I want to watch NINJAGO MASTERS OF SPINJITSU!"

"Very well" says Dr. Goldwater. "I don't think that's on at this hour, but I can put it on Cartoon Network for you". He carefully lifts the tv back onto the stand, plugs it back in and flips through the channels. "Now, is there anything else I can do for you? Perhaps you'd like me to clean the poop off your penis? Would you like some blankets? Or clothes?" You don't answer, as you're too absorbed in watching the Mooninites hypnotize Carl and make him saw his leg off with a butter knife. "OK, well here's your soda, I'm going to go back to packing" says Dr. Goldwater. He leaves, and enjoy the rest of the episode while sipping the delicious red chemical water. Before long, the mindless drone of Adult Swim eases you to sleep.

You awaken to see Dr. Goldwater entering the room pushing a wheelchair. "Good morning milord, hope you slept well. I managed to book us a flight to Bermuda tomorrow, but first I'll have to get you a fake passport. I know a guy for that, but he lives in the city, so I'll be gone a few hours. In the meantime, here's a wheelchair so you can get yourself around the house. You're lucky you know a doctor! The kitchen is behind you, help yourself to anything in the fridge. The bathroom is down the hall on the right. Have you any further requests?"

>Everything is to my contentment. Go, make all the speedy haste you may.

>Clothe me at once, and clean up this mess!

>You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?

>>5282322
>>You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?
He doesn't know what's coming, but he's about to find out!

>>5282322
>You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?

>>5282322
>You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?

>>5282322
>You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?

The enema of my enema is my friend

>>5282322
>You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?
Time to finish our character arc and finally acquire a garden hose

>You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?
Writing

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"You wouldn't happen to have a garden hose, would you?"

Yes, but with all due respect milord, what would you possibly need a garden hose for?"

"You'll see" you reply with a smirk.

"O....K...." says Dr. Goldwater, looking apprehensive. He steps out the front door and returns with hose in hand. "I suppose this is to clean up the mess on the floor, correct? Milord, might I suggest-"

"Silence! Turn me around and help me kneel up on the couch!"

"Milord?'

"Do it!"

He gingerly lifts you up and helps you balance on the couch on your hands and knees. "Good" you say. "Now turn the hose on!"

"Milord, I must humbly ask, what is it you're having me do!"

"There will be time for questions at the end! Now turn it on, full blast!"

Dr. Goldwater mopes out the door looking like a convict on his way to the jailhouse. A minute later you hear water whooshing through the hose. Your heart fills with excitement to finally resume your second favorite pastime.

Roll 1d100, best of 3 for a successful enema

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5284635
This is easily in the top 10 best quests ever

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5284637
INCREDIBLE

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5284635
excellent

>>5284637
Good job!

>>5284637
MAXIMUM ENEMA!

Giving myself one right now to celebrate

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This thread is art.

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PLLSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

With an enchanting "PLLSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo", the enema flows jubilantly out of your hindquarters before sloshing into a neat puddle in front of a petrified Dr. Goldwater. You clench your asshole several times in celebration. Dr. Goldwater stands silently for what seems like an hour as you wallow in satisfaction. Eventually he sputters out some words.

"That... that... looks kinda fun. Can I try it?"

>Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!

>No! Shut up and shove that thing back in my stinky ring!

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>>5286751

>>5286751
>>Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!

>>5286751
>Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!
sharing is caring

>>5286751
>Sure buddy
He’s been a wonderful minion! And it’s his house, after all.

>>5286751
>Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!

>>5286751
>Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!

>>5286751
>Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!

voted 2022's most captivating quest on /qst/

>Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!
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"Sure buddy, there's plenty to go around!" you exclaim. Gleefully, Dr. Goldwater removes his lab coat. He backs up to you, bends over and drops his pants as you seat yourself back down. Trusting your expertise, he hands you the hose, which you deftly insert into his hiney hole.

Roll 1d100, best of 3 to give Dr. Goldwater a successful enema. The difficulty is a little higher this time since you've never done this to someone else before. DC 55 to at least get a cup of water up his rectum.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5289110
RINSE AND SPIN!
RINSE AND SPIN!
RINSE AND SPIN!

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5289110
Drawing skill on fleek
Smear some poop on Goldwater and/or ourself, maybe we'll get a roll mod

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5289110

>>5289180
That's a success bois.

>>5289110
Woah.. he has poop pubes...

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A swift stream of water wooshes up Dr. Goldwater's butt, and shortly thereafter comes splashing back out. A fair amount of it lands on you and the couch, but you don't mind, it's part of the fun. "Gee, that WAS fun!" exclaims Dr. Goldwater. "Can I have another?"

>Sure thing!

>OK, right after I have another turn

>Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!

>>5291656
>>Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!
don't wanna overdo it and disembowel him

>>5289110
LOL LMAO ROFLMAO THIS IS A BLUE BOARD FOR MOD'S SAKE

>>5291656
>Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!
Save the fun for later. We are on a mission.

>Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!

We want to get there so we can have a SALTWATER ENEMA

>>5291656
>Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!

>>5291656
>Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!

>>5291854
imagine saving up thousands to go to the clear waters of the Caribbean for a week or two, just to see two young men enjoying themselves on the beaches in such a manner

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>>5292251
Let's hope seawater doesn't rust it too fast......

>>5292261
I'm am horny

>Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!
Writing

New thread
>>5295125

>>5295095
>>5295129
Thanks for running.