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>>5166377
>>Something cool and unique

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>>5166377
>>Something cool and unique

>>5166377
>Something hand-made and special

It's difficult to give something to ten people, tho I'm sure a set of matching scythes would be appriciated... Or a hockeypuck with as much of Greki's special something put into it as possible, that could make the games a whole lot interesting if you had to fight against the ball as well as the other players.

>>5166377
>Something hand-made and special

>>5166392
Supporting

Captain Silver: avid enjoyer of hand crafted goods
>writing

>>5166445
he's also an enjoyer of a good crafted hand

>>5166445
I wasn't here in time, but that's what i would've voted on.
Maybe a real greki-crafted blade with a drop of silver's blood for that special touch of insanity?
Or you know, just a wapometal hairpin or something.

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"Hmmmm. I don't know. What kind of gifts do people usually get?"

"Well it's mostly something expensive and fancy to impress them."

"Uh-huh."

"Or if you know them then something that caters to their tastes, something you know they like. Something they think might be cool."

"That's good but all I know is that they play hockey and use scythes."

"Well I guess you could also make something if you're really that desperate."

"YEA! THAT! Thanks Clown!"

"W-What are you doing?"
Pepe looks distraught as you disassemble your arm.

"I'm getting the good crayons. Come, I need help!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkqQ8vtCXoM

With your premium crayon in hand and your trusty crab as your aide you begin smearing wax onto pieces of paper as your musician watches. She stares at you intently as she tries to figure out what you're doing. She looks over the few pieces that you finished but none of them get a reaction out of her. Until she looks at the one you're currently working on. She almost makes you mess up as she pulls it out from under you.
"What is this? Or rather what are all these?"

"Pictures."

"I mean specifically."

"That's a city made out of jade. Or will be. Not done yet."

"Are these... islands you've been to? But that's impossible. I recognize some of these, like Bandera. But there is no such island!"

"Yeap!"

"How accurate are these drawings?"

"As accurate as I remember them."

"So there is an island of jade? More importantly you have photographic memory?"

"I've seen photos before, so I guess."

"No I mean you remember things very well!"

"Oh, that. Yeah I do. But only things I care about. Everything else I forget. Good thing too. I need more space in here for good things."

She stares at you in disbelief for a while. But once she's done digesting this new information she hands you back the paper and starts actually helping you. She doesn't do much but ask you about the things that you saw and helps you by giving you ideas, like drawing more trees in certain places to make it look better. You manage to do the ten drawings and marvel at your creation.
"Well? How do they look?"

"Yeah. These are good. But it could use some more work."

"I'm not redoing them!"

"I didn't say that. We just need to add a little something to give it that special touch."

She disappears for a few minutes and returns with a large bundle of wood in her hands. Not sure what to make of it you inquire about all the stuff that she brought.
"I asked that giant of yours to make frames and glass panes. Now we can fit the drawings inside and they'll keep better. You better thank me because he was a hardass about it. Mumbled something about curses and whatnot."

"I see. Hey these fit perfectly!"

"Honhonhon! You're not the only one with good eyes!"
She rubs her nose proudly after setting down the frames.
"Now come on, help me put them in!"

The two of you carefully assemble the pictures. At first you didn't notice but each of the frames is slightly different both in color and how the wood was carved. After some loud shouting you also learn that each one was specifically made for one of the drawings to compliment it. Apparently Pepe has a very good eye for aesthetics like that. Originally you were quite proud of what you made but now they look so nice you're contemplating keeping them.
"These are very nice!"

"Of course. Did you expect anything less?"

You shake your head.
"Nope! I know how to pick them!"

"P-Pick what?"

"Friends!"
You pat her on the shoulder.
"Thank you!"

She starts blushing so hard it's almost visible through her face paint so she pulls the jester hat with the jingly bells over her eyes.
"S-Stupid! What are you saying?!"

"Kekeke!"

As thanks you bring her some lunch and share a coffee with her. After eating you find yourself lying on your chair and feeling satisfied with your personal clown. But after several minutes you finally break the silence as something that's been on your mind.
"Hey Clown?"

"What?"

"Do you have a dream?"

"What? Where did that come from?"

"You're my crew. So I want to know."

"Why?"

"So that I know what you want. So that I don't accidentally muck it up. So that I can help you achieve it."

"Dream..."

"Yeah! Your dream. The ringmaster said it was your dream to join the circus. But you left it. So I guess that wasn't it. Tell me what do you want!"

She curls up and pulls her knees up to her chin as she sits.
"I don't have one. Dreams are for kids. I wanted to be in the troupe, sure. And it was great. But it's not like it was some sort of dream come true. Because if you start dreaming all that will happen is that life will slap you in the face. So it's better to grow up and ignore stupid things like that. I told the maestro that it was my dream so I could join. And I left it because joining you was a better gig. That's it."

"Clown..."

"So no. I have no such thing."

"But what do you like?"

"WHAT DOES IT MATTER?!"
She snaps at you.

>Give her a hug
>"Because peoples dreams never end!"
>Leave her be. She's clearly upset
>Other?

>>5166555
>Give her a hug, tell her it'll be alright
>"...Why don't i tell you about my dream, first. About why i became a pirate."

Opening up to people is an important part of building trust.

>>5166555
>"Because peoples dreams never end!"

>>5166555
>>Give her a hug

>>5166567
Support

>>5166555
Supporting>>5166567

Silver gives the biggest, fluffiest hugs
>writing

Since she's clearly very upset you move a bit closer to her and give the clown a hug. She falls silent from the confusion. But confusion is a preferable alternative to anger. Once she's calmed down you let go of her and start staring off into the distance.
"How about I tell you my dream. Why I became a pirate."

"I-I'm not sure-"

"Dreams are important. You can say that you don't have one. But you do. You're just trying to forget it. Now listen. I had nothing. Everything was taken from me. But then someone important came and told me to fight, told me how to. So I decided to go out. See the world. Go where I please. Do what I please. I wanted to be free!"
You raise your hand triumphantly. But then clench it into a fist.
"But it was not enough. I want everything that was taken from me. A family, friends, happiness. I want all the world has to offer! And I won't let anyone get in my way."

"Sounds like... you want the whole world."

"If that's what it's called then yes!"
You grin.
"I dream of a free world. Free for me and free for everyone to do the same! Guess what I'm trying to say is dare to dream big! Don't worry, you can be greedy! I'll make it reality for you!"

"And what would I have to do in turn?"

"Hmmmm? You're already doing it! Just be my friend!"
You pat Clown on the back and stand up.
"Think about it!"

>>5166625
The charisma of a batshit crazy retard is a scary thing...

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You decide to leave Clown alone so she could ponder what you've said. And with the gifts now properly realized you have nothing left to do but wait. As the date of the party arrives you prepare the Dauntless and board it with everyone so you can start your days long journey. Thankfully there was a vivre card included with the invitation so getting to Tot Land was not that difficult. On the way there you spot several big and intimidating ships going in the same direction as you.
"Kekeke! Looks like Mama does not waste any excuse for a teaparty!"

After a few days your vessel reaches the waters of Big Moms territory and the Dauntless voices her disgust.
"EWWWWWW!"

"What's wrong?!"

"This-this is all syrup! It's disgusting! It's icky, sticky and jucky!"

"Aww. Sorry. Just bear with it Daunty, we'll scrub you down good once we're out of here!"

"You better!"

"Does the captain always talk to the ship?"
Pepe pokes Murray in the side.

"Not always but often."

As you get further into the Yonkos territory the more observant memebers of your crew start to notice that you're being watched. Indeed hundreds of slugs in the water monitor your every movement. It's almost enough to divert their attention from the many strange and dream-like islands of Tot Land. You'd love to (poorly) explain to them how the food themed islands work but sadly you don't have the time for that now. So instead you just tell them to prepare to see some shit. But sadly that advice turned out to be inadequate. After anchoring down and getting on a carriage that was sent specifically for you the others get to witness the streets of Wholecake Island in an even crazier state than usual. Plants, objects, animals and people are singing and dancing everywhere.

"Yo Gu... did you put acid in the soup again?"

"I swear on my mothers life Marcella it was not me this time!"

"Hmmmm. Looks like Mama had the entire island celebrate!"
You start counting Big Moms children and the number of parades the island must have per year. You give up halfway but it's still a lot!

After a relatively short journey you arrive at the massive chateau that serves as Big Moms home and you get stopped at the front entrance by a bunch of homies and none other than Capone "Gang" Bege.
"Clear. Enjoy yourself. NEXT! You're... Cavalier Silver?"

"No. That's my marksman! Hello Gang! Nice to meet you finally! I see the rumors of you becoming a lapdog were true!"

"What the hell are you doing here?"
The men around him aim their guns at you.

"I got an invitation! See?"

He begrudgingly takes the piece of paper from you and looks it over. He's trying really hard not to show his surprise.
"I don't understand it but... you're free to go in. Enjoy your stay."

"Thanks!"
But as you are about to enter you feel that something is off when Marcella does not follow you.

"Go ahead guys. I'll stay a little while..."

>Okay. Have fun!
>Okay. Just don't go overboard
>Come on there is no need for that yet
>Other?

>>5166677
>Other?

>Hold off just a second Hook, gotta ask Big Mom before you can break her stuff. This tool's bought and paid for dontcha know, and its rude to break someone else's things.

>>5166683
I agree with the sentiment if not the slavery implication.

>>5166696
Nah, Bege is a tool not a slave.

A slave is someone who you force into chains, someone who still knows what it is to be free.

A tool is someone who willingly gives up freedom because the world is too scary to deal with. Bege likes to play the viper in the farmer's vest, but all that does is hide the fact that he didnt have the balls to stare Big Mom in the face or dance among the Yonko as an equal. Pussy is as pussy does and I'm calling a spade a spade.

>>5166683
>>Other?
>>Hold off just a second Hook, gotta ask Big Mom before you can break her stuff.
wouldn't surprice me if big M was willing to throw Bege to the wolves.

>>5166703
you know what, I get that logic and yea. Good thinking

>>5166677
>>5166683
Supporting this general sentiment

Wow. Not sure how Big Mom is going to take you murdering her boy like that
>writing

>>5166729
Asking! We're just ASKING to murder him. Just a little bit.

>>5166729
also, this could be a good opportunity, you know...
>kill bege
>lydia and big mom brings him back to life
>marcy kills him again
>repeat three or four times
>he's still alive at the end but marcy feels better

>>5166734
With that line? My dawg I don't know any judge that wouldn't rule that as murder

>>5166734
figurative murder, grand insult against which there is no comeback murder.
>>5166729
by going "Mamama-mama!"?

>>5166677
>Come on there is no need for that yet

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"Huh? Come on Hook be more considerate! You can't just break someones stuff after they invited you to their home! You gotta ask for permission first! That tool probably cost a lot of money you know!"

"What did you just call our Father rerorero?"
One of Beges men aims a gun at you.

"Hold up Vito. We don't want to cause a scene. As for you. I don't know who you or the wench are but I suggest you watch your tongue. Those who insult me or my men will suffer my wrath. And that of Big Mom."

Marcella just glares at Bege, clearly fuming at the fact that he doesn't even know who she is. However after a bit she does crack a smile.
"You know what Silver? You're right. It's rude to poach someones dog without asking for permission first! Let's go..."

She comes up to you and you pat her on the back to calm her down. To Bege you don't even give as much as a smirk. Your back should be enough of a response for him. Climbing the Chateau after that little incident you reach the top where the party is being held. It's quite a bit like the tea party that you attended before, clearly showing that this was still tailored to Mamas liking. But it has a bit more of a youthful atmosphere with more modern music. The performer is a lanky guy with a skeleton painted on his face. You'd say he's not bad but it's apparent to your sharp ears that he's not the one playing, it's all pre-recorded. While this is nothing new to you the others are quite overwhelmed by this. To alleviate this you quickly pull over a chess homie and ask it to help your friends get their bearings as they are new, while you go search for why you came.

It's not particularly hard locating the decuplets, the literal mound of presents is a good enough indicator. They appear to be quite busy mingling with their many siblings. You see and hear them being surrounded from all side and showered with gifts and affection so they don't really notice you approaching. Indeed why would any of them pay attention to a random stranger? However as you get close enough the big male twin Newshi does notice you.
"Hey guys isn't that-"

"Oho shit! You're right Newshi! Hey girls! Don't turn around now."

"Why what's wro- Holy shit."

"Hey guys!"

"I-Is that you Silver? Wow you look... different!"

"Thanks Nutmeg! Kekeke! But you haven't changed a bit-"

"What do you mean we-"

"You're still cool with your matching outfits and all that! Oh but where are my manners! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And thanks for inviting me! Anyway I brought you all presents!"

You hand over the stack of wrapped gifts which they all tear open immediately. The boys waste no time laughing at it.
"Oh wow! These are hilarious! Where did you even get something like this?"

"I made them!"

"Y-You made them?!"
The girls all ask.

"Yeap! But I had help. I didn't make the frames. And my pet crab and clown helped with drawing. But I did most of it."
Suddenly all of them start looking at the pictures. They are flummoxed by this.

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"Thank you. This is... really something."

"I'm glad you like it!"
You smile.
"Erm. I'd like to hang more but I probably should tell your mom I'm here now. And I don't want to get between you and your siblings. But I'll catch you later!"

As you leave Newichi starts laughing.
"Man. This guy is still as weird as he was!"

"Y-Yeah..."

Leaving Nutmeg and the others behind you look for Big Mom who is even easier to spot in a crowd due to her humongous size. She was in the middle of her snack time when you waltzed up to her which prompted her to stop.
"Aaaaah Silver! I'm so glad you came!"

"Wouldn't miss it for the world Big Mom!"

"That's so nice to hear. Now come, come! We got business to discuss don't we?"

"Yeah!"
You wait for a while as Mama orders her homies to bring your crew here but once they arrive you begin the negotiations.

"It's so nice to finally make your acquaintance everyone. I don't think I need to introduce myself so I'll let you do the honor!"
One by one your crew members give their name and their role in your crew to Linlin.
"Mamamama. It looks like you got fewer men than I anticipated. Well no matter. It's quality not quantity that matters. And I'm sure they'll prove themselves in time. But now let us discuss the details. What are your terms my dear Silver?"

"Hmmmmm. I don't really have any. I just want my stuff to remain free and that's it. I don't want anything that's yours either. I guess we'll fight for you if you'll fight for us but that's natural. Oh! I'll give you candy from Fish-man Island and Paradise we got a lot of that!"

"Yes I heard your little island is quite a trade hub... and what would you ask for in turn for such a gift?"

"Hmmmmm. Free entry to your territories would be nice. I could explore a lot without having to worry about it like that! And... Capone "Gang" Bege."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Kj9wxHoX4

"Heeeh?"

"My navigator Marcella has a grudge against him. He hurt her. And I won't rest until she gets her revenge. I'm sure you get why that's important."

"Silver..."
Mamas usually very cheerful attitude disappears. She gives you a kind of death stare that could probably kill any ordinary man on its own.
"I'm not sure you get this. But that request of yours is unacceptable! Like it or not Bege is not only part of my crew but he's part of my family as well! Not only will I not let you kill him, as that would reflect poorly on me but I won't allow you to feud with him like that! If you want to work with me you just got to deal with it!"

"Hmph."
You glare back at her.

"But. I'm willing to compromise! I'll let you have your way with him on several conditions. One, your navigator fights him fair and square. Two, neither of them can kill each other or cripple the other in any way. And last but not least... You got to become part of my family!"

"What?"

"Mamamama!"

>>5166793
...Become part of the family, huh?
Not crew, but family.

Time to get married!

>>5166793
SILVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laGChAJmkR8

>>5166799
I kinda dont wanna get hitched but Big Meme used the f-word on us.

This might actually be a vote that needs debate.

>silver
>becomes part of the family
>never has kids
>doesn't even show up when mama asks for him unless he wants to

What a great deal.

>>5166804
>Hes that weird cousin you know exists but dont see for like 7 years. You dont know if that's because he was in prison or a hippie commune/orgy party. Possibly both.

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"Aww don't look so surprised! The Big Mom pirates are more than just a crew. We are family! While it's true that not all of my children are officially members of the crew. Most members are members of my family. I very rarely let anyone join us without marrying into the family. And while I could just let you off the hook... I don't want to! Mamamama! So those are my terms! Join into the family and I'll let your navigator get what's hers. After all it'll be just a little family squabble then. Happens all the time!"

"But how do I join?"

"Don't be silly! You'll marry one of my daughters of course! I'll even let you pick which one you fancy! You see I have many who are still maidens. Some older, some younger. Whichever you fancy. The lowest I'm willing to go is my 36th daughter Flampe. She's only 15 but she'll grow into her role. Other than that it's up to you. You can even pick the older ones as long as you make me some grandchildren to play with!"

"With all due respect Big Mom that is a terrible idea-"

"SILENCE!"
Mama shuts down Murray.
"These are my terms and they are absolute!"

"H-How many children do you have again?"

"Mamamama! I have 85 children in total. 39 daughters and 46 sons! You don't need to choose a spouse right away of course. But your acceptance is mandatory. So, what will it be Silver?"
Eighty five. Eighty five brothers and sisters. Plus a mom. Plus however many brothers and sisters in law. A family. Almost like a dream come true. Almost.

>I agree
>I refuse
>Other?

>>5166810
Man, hard to say what silver would do in this situation

>>5166810
>I agree
If getting married is all it takes to avenge our nakama, then i say it's a low price to pay.
Let's do it!

>>5166810
Damn. Gotta drive home so I cant be part of this one.

Gotta say though Silver dont strike me as someone who'd join a family but MAKE one. Like he'd definitely ask Big Meme and All of her kids to be part of his family but not by marriage, just because.

>>5166810
>>I agree

>>5166821
I would say that fair's fair. Bege isn't free, and the price isn't unreasonable.
If we don't take this, then what does that say for marcy? We're not willing to go very far for her sake, that's what.

This isn't even close to the weirdest thing silver's done. He's bought and sold people's very lifespans to build a frankenstein's monster of a daughter.

>>5166810
>>Other?
Yeah that's cool and all but what about OUR family? We can't leave our gang high and dry and just swap them out for a new family.

>>5166810
>I refuse

>>5166810
>"Forcing a family doesn't make a family"
>"I was already making friends anyways."
>"I Agree. Thought I already was at this point."
>>5166830
This too though, this is a good point.

>>5166810
is mama asking us to be subordinate to her by joining the family? if not, it shouldnt be an issue

>>5166810
>>I agree

Damn, doing it for Marcy

>>5166821
yeah it's a though one, but we should have seen it coming, and I'm sure lots of us did.

>>5166810
>>I agree
But she'll have to accept that, like Silver is just a part of her family, she and her kids would just be a part of his family. Silver is his own household and will absorb one from her household not fold into it.

>>5166836
This too>>5166810
So long as it doesn't impede our will or goals, we'll have as many weddings as she wants.

>>5166810
>look at Marcy, what do you think?

>>5166836
She does not expect you to become a subordinate. Just a family member

>>5166849
That so? Then there is no downsides.

>>5166847
Supporting this. Do we even know if this will appease Marcy? Will she even settle for anything less than killing the bastard?

>>5166838
You'd do anything for marcy, wouldn't you anon?
Even if it means touching grass and marrying a cute girl?

>>5166851
Other than getting married and anon's losing the chance for other waifus I suppose

>>5166854
She is best girl so yes.

>>5166856
>Implying marriage means anything to Silver
That's like implying he knows how to spell it too, its a formality at best and an excuse to take her family out to see the world and fuck about.

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>>5166854
Good lord

>>5166856
Not like Silver will actually understand or care what that entails.

>>5166810
>I agree

I mean, not like this is a surprise, at all. It kind of comes with the territory of allying Mama, and as others have said: not only is Silver already salivating at the idea of having a massive, fucked up, family of mass murdering psychopaths but for Marcy to get a shot at Bege?
Let's do it! What's a party without some gladiatorial fighting anyway?

And let's be honest. She would have demanded this marriage no matter what, Big Meme wouldn't allow an alliance without it.

>>5166856
I mean, I hear ya, but I don't know if Shirahoshi have those kinds of feelings for us: We're a good, very good, friend but I think we simply have two much blood on our hands for her to think of us as a love interest.

>>5166852
She won't.

I wonder if Big Mom is going to regret making Hook hold back on beating Beji, its going to get real bloody.

>>5166810
>"Am i gonna marry you, Cause thats the only way i see this making us even"

>>5166879
That's... a good point, actually.
If she can't kill him... she's gonna do something worse.

God, that's gonna be brutal.

>>5166884
KEK

>>5166885
>Flashbacks of EniesLobby.Nami.PTSD.wav

>>5166830
Supporting. Honestly wondering why everyone's jumping on the Meme wagon.

>>5166884
Lmao

>>5166870
She does. Silver is literally her prince charming, or Shrek[/Spoiler]

>>5166892
How can we be Shrek if we don't have an awesome wrestling ring last man standing moment?

>>5166891
It's not like Big mom wasn't going to try the marriage thing if we allied with her..

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>>5166892
Damn you Spooks.
I was always on that particular pairing cause Fishy is just the most adorable thing ever... But this is where fate is taking us

>>5166897
Yea, she'd never let this opportunity go to waste. Ever. Hell, she'd try/want this even if we didn't chose her over Kaido

>>5166810
supporting >>5166830

>>5166897
Fair

>>5166900
I mean we can still marry fishy. At this point all Silver's going to take from this is Marriage=family and he'd definitely ask fishy to become part of his family. Hell he'd probably do it for Sandersonia too after a few more outings. The only reason he wouldn't ask his whole crew to marry him is because they were already family and becoming a crew member is just another way in.

Where is Goku?

>>5166911
Knocking back a cold one with Naruto, duh.

does anyone know about sharing saki to be brothers? we dont have to marry if anon's are gonna worry about shipping

>>5166911
Fighting a space energy bar last I saw.

>>5166918
Anon come one now, mom won't accept that at all

So that looks like a very large majority for YES to me
>writing

Also better get ready for Silver to retire as a family man with his beautiful new wife Compote

>>5166922
>Retire
Now I know your playing around.

>>5166922
Poor bat boy.

>>5166922
Compote do be lookin' fine, though...
This bae sweet as sugar!

>>5166922
Marriage, where all happy single men go to die (inside).

>>5166927
Some women have cake
She got an entire fucking bakery and a dumptruck

>>5166927
Which one is Compote, anyway?

I literally cannot remember a single one of Meme's kids by name except Katakuri. Oh wait I lied. Pudding.

>>5166931
The fat one with a sundae on her head.

>>5166922
Why do I get the feeling this is going to backfire horribly?

>>5166935
It will since Marcy can't even kill Bege so she's probably going to get mad at silver's decision

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The temptation is indeed great. A big family. You like the sound of that.
"But I don't wanna abandon my own family."

"Who says you have to do that? That's the best part of marriage. You don't loose family. You just get more of it!"

"Huh."
That... does clear things up a bit. Turning around you look at Hook.
"Marcy?"

"W-Wuh? Why are you looking at me for?"
You give her a smile.
"S-Silver?"

But Murray slaps her over the head.
"The hell is wrong with you Marcella?! Say something damn it! This is the one time we need your big bitch mouth open! Speak up!"

"Big Mom! I accept!"

"MAMAMAMA! Then it's a deal!"
She reaches across the table and shakes your hand.
"And Silver... call me Mama from now on! But words are cheap. We'll need to get you a wife picked out, arrange the ceremony and have a wedding. Then you'll be officially part of our family!"

"Thanks Mama!"

"I'll let you stay on the island for a while. Let you get your bearings and pick a girl that you fancy. Or if you can't you can always just leave it to me! But anyway, no more of that! We don't wanna steal the attention away from the birthday boys and girls, right? MAMAMAMA! Go on now. Celebrate! We got plenty of reasons for it now! MAMAMAMA!"

You thank Mama for her time and leave her to attend to her business. Once you're certainly out of earshot the others pull you aside.
"Silver... are you sure you know what you're doing?"

"Sorry Spider but nope! Kekekeke! But it sounds like it'll be fun! And I like the sound of more family! Hell if I knew that I would've married Fishy a long time ago! Hmmmm. Maybe I'll do it once we're done here!"

"That's... not how that works."

"Come again?"

"You can't do that Silver."

"Who says that?"

"The Bible..."

You take the book out of your pocket.
"Oh. Oooooooooh! Well I'll think of something later! Anyway let's focus on what's more important now! Hook!"

"Y-Yeah?"

"Are you okay?"

"Y-Yeah. I just- You didn't need to do that Silver."

"What do you mean? Of course I did! Go ahead! Do it! And tell us how it went! I believe in you!"

"T-Thanks Silver."

With that Marcella slowly made her way to the exit.
"Now then, where are Nutmeg and the others? Gotta tell them the news!"

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>>5166945
>yfw she lodges a hook inside of him but really really small and a few months later uses it to rip open one of the valves in his heart and thus makes it look like a heart attack killed him because of his bad smoking and drinking habits

>>5166946
I feel like something wrong is gonna happen and we will be hunted by big meme

>>5166946
Marcy is stunned we did it without thinking for her. She realizes Silver is dumber than bricks and thick as wapometal right?

>>5166951
This would be one short ass alliance then

>>5166954
Hey man, she didn't say anything so it's on her.

>>5166946
>"The Bible..."

That's a load of whaleshit. Im like 80% sure multiple dudes have more than one wife in that thing.

The others simply stay back and watch as you leave before discussing things among themselves. You don't really pay much attention to them as they'd probably get mad if they knew you were eavesdropping them as they are talking about you behind your back. So instead you head for the decuplets to tell them you'll be siblings very soon. But when you finally find them you see something that does manage to upset you quite a bit. One might even say it makes your piss boil.

"GIVE IT BACK!"

"Pffffft! Look at this everyone! This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! It looks like a monkey painted it with its butt!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAH! LADY FLAMPE PLEASE! OUR BELLIES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!"

"Seriously whoever made this should be hanged so they wouldn't assault anyones eyes anymore! And you actually want it? Booooo. No wonder you are the least liked little sister Nutmeg! Your tastes are shit!"

"Flampe you gum farting skanky little bitch! Give that back! That's my birthday present!"

"This?! Present?! It would be insulting to garbage if I threw this in the trash can! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-Ah?"
The large bottomed girl stops laughing when you grasp her by the arm.
"Who the hell are you?"

"YOU! LET GO OF LADY FLAMPE AT ONCE!"

"Hey. Fartpants. Give that back."

"Or else?"

"No else. You will give it back!"
You give her one of your meaner glares. And to her credit she does resist it for a while but even she caves under the pressure and finds herself unconsciously handing the picture back once her body starts shaking. Afterwards you let go of her.
"Good."

"Grrrr. How dare you! You'll pay for that! Ahem... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-WAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! BIG BROTHERS! HEEEEEELP! THIS MEAN GORILLA HIT MEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Two seconds don't pass and you find yourself surrounded by very pointy objects wielded by VERY PISSED OFF dudes from all sides. If you budge even an inch they'll probably flay you alive. And the worst thing is that there are a few of them that are actually scary strong.
"Who is this bastard?"
One of them asks.

"Who cares! Anyone who touches our sister dies!"

"Hey hold on a minute! He didn't-"

"Nutmeg. What is the meaning of this?"

"Brother Katakuri?!"

"Why is Cavalier Silver here? And why did he attack Flampe?"

"We invited him because he's our friend! And he was just-"

But before Nutmeg could clear up the situation thundering footsteps could be heard followed by a recognizable laugh.
"Mamamama! Stand down my children. No need to ruin this birthday with violence."

"Mama?!"

"Especially not by murdering your soon-to-be brother-in-law!"

"WHAT?!"
Everyone shouted.

And that's it for today.
I'll try to squeeze out an omake tomorrow that will be relevant but no promises
Good night!

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>>5166964
Shit I forgot to post the picture

>>5166966
Night Spooks, thanks for running and get well soon!

>>5166969
Big Mom genes scare and confuse me.

I can't wait to get into a gauntlet of fistfights with everyone because of a huge misunderstanding between Silver and ketchup on a hotdog.

>>5166966
You cockteasing motherfucker.
>>5166969
That little shit is gonna get it.

>>5166973
As they damn well should,

>>5166958
Solomon had thousands of wives.

>>5167000
What a big family.

>>5167003
He must have been a very happy man.
Or supremely miserable.

>>5167027
It's definitely one or the other.

>>5167027
>>5167107
Why not both?

>>5166975
We should marry her, put several babies in her, then never see her again as punishment

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>>5167779
Nah better one, we pull a Mech Space pirate quest.

We marry Nutmeg, then Fishy, then Sandersonia, and keep doing that to all the people Silver finds compatible and worthy of the arrangement adding onto the family so now she has an ever growing mass of in-laws to deal with. None of whom would be willing to take her shit and would be more than happy to give her hell.

Not to mention all the kids we're going to adopt.

>Everytime Silver visits Big Meme its like a fucking Chaos invasion, just wave after wave of maniacs all clamoring to have a good time, and all of them given permission to annoy the fuck out of Flampe.

>>5167803
Big Mam believes in monogamy she would kill us first.

>>5167815
My man she fucks and drops men at the drop of a hat and they /still/ have to stay on her island. She's had more husbands than Silver's had skull fractures.

>>5167841
She divorces them each time so she can marry a new one. Silver could marry every one of her daughters as long as it's only one at a time.

>>5167842
That's more from a lack of care than a belief in monogamy. As soon as she gets pregnant and drops the kid she throws him away because she's done with the bum, not because she believes in the sanctity of marriage or some shit. Hell the only reason she gets married at all is so she has an excuse to throw another party.

"Hey! Big Mom!"

"Heh? Oh the navigator! What can I help you with?"

"A deal's a deal right? Does that mean I can go and fight Bege now?"

"Hmmmm. Very well. But remember. Damage him permanently and you'll pay for it with your life. And naturally, if Silver does not keep his end of the bargain you'll both pay."

"Don't worry. Silver does not go back on his word. Not so sure about you though."

"Little girl I keep my end of a bargain as long as I have something to gain from it. And if you knew how much I have to gain from this you'd not be questioning me!"

"I'm not questioning you. I'm saying that if you do anything to him we have ways to make your life a living hell. We are the Silver Pirates. Making gods feel fear is our specialty."

"I know. Girl!"

After that Marcella made her way to the base of the Chateau where Bege and his Firetank Pirates are still standing guard. The front door falls off its hinges as Marcella kicks it open, prompting Beges men to raise their guns.
"What the-"

"Father. It's the bitch again."

"Hmmm? You? Cavalier turns his back and you go off the leash immediately? Hmph. Tell you what girly. You turn around and go back and I won't have to send a message to Cavalier to keep his dogs on a shorter leash."

"Bege. Prepare yourself."

"You've lost your mind... You want to start shit on Big Moms front porch? Be my guest!"
Bege and his men take aim at her.
"Just remember that this was your stupid idea!"

"Big Mom sold you out, bastard. So your ass is mine!"
Marcella pulled out a flower that Big Mom gave her. It's a homie that lead her down here and one which carries a message.

"Hoho. Flower~ Flower~! Bege! Mama says you must fight her one on one! Her captain struck a deal with Mama! Flower~Flower~! The rules are simple! Neither of you can give the other crippling injuries or kill the other! Everything else is fair game! Have fun!"

"M-Mamas orders?! That can't be true! And one on one? This is madness! Mama knows my abilities rely on others being present! This is unfair!"

"You heard the fucking flower Bege. No use bargaining!"
Marcella then crushes the flower.
"But I don't care! Come at me however you wish. But every son of a bitch that gets between you and me will meet the same fate!"

Seeing his chance Bege turns to his men.
"Vito! Gotti! Get in! NOW!"

The two hurry over to their boss and shrunk down right in front of him. Then through a magical gate that appears on the shoe of Bege they enter his body. The short statured pirate then pulls out a pair of handguns from his coat and aims them at Marcella. The two stare at each other for a while with only the smoking cigar in Fathers mouth making any sound.
"Before I turn you into swiss cheese, are you gonna tell me what the hell is your problem? Or are you just a crazed broad?"

"You killed my crew. I'm here for revenge."

"Hmph. Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

"Tommy. Luca. Jimmy. I'll carve their names into your skin so you won't forget them!"

>1/?

So this is the first part. I don't think I'll be able to get the others out today. I'm tired as balls and gotta rest if I go back to work tomorrow. But I'll most likely be able to post the rest the next day

>>5168081
Based, I'm looking forward to Beji getting a painful lesson in fucks not being given.

>>5168078
that cheating son of a bitch.

>>5168104
Bege is going to Bege . Marcella's fine at any rate

>>5168104
Its unlikely to help much as his goons will be subject to fishhook chainsaw death very quickly.

>>5168115
That's right, Mama didn't say nothing about killing his crew.

>>5168118
yeah but she also said this was a 1v1. either way, he's going to face a reckoning after this.

I wonder if mental scarring counts as "crippling injuries"?

>>5168179
What would Silver's mind look like?

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>>5168181
That I can not only answer but demonstrate with visual aids

>>5168194
by the way how far into the bibble is silver.

>>5168078
Bege cheated. He already broke the rules...
Capone Bege just broke Mama's deal with Silver, he just made her a liar.
Well, then. Well then.
I guess we're about to find out what angry Linlin looks like. I'm both looking forwards to it and very much not doing so.

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"Drop dead you crazy broad."
Bege fires off a few shots from his pistols which Marcella swats away with the back of her hand.
"Tch. Haki?"

But it was not. Instead it was her devil fruits work. She made hooks sprout from the bones in her hand with their spines facing outward and the barbs following the angle of her knuckles. But the end result was all the same. She could casually swat the bullets away thanks to her skills with observation. So Bege had to change his tactics.

"Light her up boys!"
Bege shouted and several holes opened in his chest. A second later barely audible pops could be heard as small beads the size of a pepper corn appeared out of him. As they traveled a few inches from his body the small orbs rapidly grew in size until they were cannon balls. For that is the ability of the Shiro Shiro no Mi. It turned the users body into a real castle, one that can shrink down any person or object so they could easily enter the human castle. Marcella knew the ability well. There were few nights when she wasn't imagining herself fighting this ability to come up with ways to counter it. And on those days she didn't she was with...

"Tch. Shut the fuck up."
She stretches out her hand and just as the heavy balls were about to hit her and explode they stop in the air and loose all their momentum at once. It's a technique that isn't very useful against tough opponents but they serve well against chaff that can't exert too much strength. Double sided hooks with barbs on both end. One embeds in the target, in this case the munitions and the other half fixes itself to the air. Taking out her trusty bat she takes a swing at the stuck explosives.
"Batter up asshole!"

Normally the balls would explode on impact. That's why she doesn't directly hit them with her weapon. Instead more barbs sprout from the bat and get snagged on the balls, allowing her to safely slingshot them back where they came from. Seeing the incoming projectiles Bege drops one of his pistols and stretches out his hand. Once the dust from the explosion clears a great silhouette can be made out. The arm of the mafioso turned into a great rook which he used to defend himself. He peeks out from the safety of his great bastion and glares at Marcella.
"Hmph. Crazy bitch."
His arm quickly reverts to normal as he adjusts his suit.
"This could've ended quickly. Just remember that you asked for this. Cavalry! Move out!"

>>5169281
A Weeine lasting this long is a miracle. He better be glad Silver isn't here to witness this, otherwise he'd start slapping him silly.

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Some of his men leave the castle on horsebacks, wielding various polearms suited for mounted combat. In response Hook briefly puts away her bat and produces her Bait Blade from her own body. Using the massive weapon she slides under the weapons of the Firetank Pirates before going for the legs of the animals. The men are off limits but their mounts are free game. Some of the horses fall on their riders while others are lucky enough to avoid getting pinned. But no matter what happens to them Marcella is ready and eager to pounce. One by one she beats them to a bloody pulp. Killing and crippling are strictly forbidden. But she can still make very sure that recovery will be long and painful. After decimating the mounted brigade Marcellas suit is now half covered in blood both from the horses and their riders.

"More."
Bege winces at Marcellas words.
"More! Send more you fat piece of shit! I want you to see what I'll do to you!"

"Hmph. You guys are useless. Looks like I'll have to handle this myself. Then we'll get someone to patch you up..."

"Father! The boys can't handle the girl! Send us out and she'll be sleeping with the fishes soon!"

"No. Vito! Gotti! You two stay in there and help me coordinate things on the inside. I want to maximize my firepower!"

"You don't mean-"

"I do. It was foolish of my to underestimate a member of that crew. But I won't make the same mistake again. Now... let's begin!"
Bege then crosses his arms and begins chanting.
"Rook in Voller Größe: Big Father!"
His body starts turning into stone and swells a great deal right before Marcellas eyes. Beges human features slowly get replaced until he can only barely be recognized as human. He is now fully a castle roughly in the shape of a man.
"Prepare to be dominated... by sheer military might!"

Marcella just stares at Beges new form and slowly starts shaking. Then...
"HahahahahahahahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
GOOD! I was worried I would kill you by accident you fat fucking midget! BUT NOW! I can enjoy myself as I take you apart BRICK BY FUCKING BRICK!"
She claps her hands together and entwines her fingers.
"HOOK OVERLOAD: BAITZERKER - BAITKNIGHT!"
Hooks pierce Marcellas skin as they grow outward. Their number swells without stopping until she is covered from head to toe in black, razor sharp fishing hooks. The only two parts that are not the same black are her hair which is now a crimson metallic plume and her eyes which glow with the same color. She conjures another bait sword in her other hand and begins charging.
"I'LL TEAR YOU APART!"

>3/?

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With their powers unleashed the two go at each other. The men inside Bege' body begin firing on the advancing mass of barbs but try as they might they can't hit her. Even worse sometimes Marcella manages to catch their ammunition out of the air and hurls them right back at Bege.
"Stop firing at her! She has a weird ability. Aim in front of her!"

"Yes Father!"

Relying on her observation Marcella dodges around the bombs and makes her way to the moving castle then up its side. She takes one of her blades and whacks it, barely making a dent in the wall. With all her might she manages to pry loose a single brick but it doesn't deal any significant damage. Then the moving castle retaliates. Its big hands are far too slow and clumsy to catch her but their bulk makes them dangerous. One slip-up and she'll get hurt. Between dodging cannon fire and trying to chip away at the golem she fails to notice an arm and gets hit. Marcella tries to hit it back but it's simply much more powerful than her. Best she can do is stick to it as it comes which dampens the impact somewhat. Still clinging to it she slams her palm into the structure before shouting.
"BAIT GARDEN!"

Hooks sprout from the stone and each other, spreading outwards like the vines of a rose until they reach the ground. There they spread out and dig deep into the ground. Taking root they bind the arm of the giant in place. Try as he might Bege can't move the restrained appendage, allowing Hook to whack away with impunity. But it's all for naught.

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
Her attacks simply don't do enough damage to the castle walls to make a difference. She needs to start looking for alternate avenues of attack and she does find one when the windows of the castle slam open so that the men inside can start firing at her with their guns.
"Gotcha!"

Creating a pillar of hooks under her feet to use as a springboard she jumps inside where she slides her hand along the arm of the mobster, ripping off the skin and repainting the walls with his blood. Delighted at this opportunity Marcella goes to town turning every hallway she runs across into a blender. The men caught by it are not dead but they may wish otherwise. However her assault does not go flawlessly. Realizing that firearms are very ineffective the Firetank Pirates resorted to using melee weapons, preferably ones with a longer range or ones that are heavy. Spears, lances, hammers and their ilk. By the time she's done with them Marcella sustained considerable damage but the last officers of Bege go down after a lengthy fight. However she still has not found a way to deal with the head asshole himself. His castle body is far too tough of a nut for her to crack. She tried destroying things inside but they had about the same effect as attacks made outside. She needs something better.

"Come on where the fuck are you?!"

>4/?

"GET OUT!"
The castle shakes as Marcy tries to focus. Bege has been trying to get rid of her for a while now. But since she can not only fix herself to any surface but also interlock the hooks on her body to turn her into a statue he can't even unbalance her.

"Where is it? WHERE IS IT?!"

Sparring time and again with Hagetaka had its result. She learned how these devil fruit users who alter their bodies work. In the case of Logia users their "substantial bodies" reside somewhere within the element they turn into, dispersed maybe but it's there. Bege appears to be a different case. The castle is his body scaled up and altered slightly. And that's apparent by the mini-Bege she found and tried to cut down. That turned into slime. It was just a representation of the real thing. The walls, the halls, everything both inside and outside is his body. Meaning even his weakpoints should be here in some shape or form. Closing her eyes Marcella begins to focus more intently until she finds what she's looking for.

THUMP

"Gotcha!"
She found the beating heart somewhere within the walls. Running over to the wall that it resides in she stabs it with her sword as hard as she can and breaks it off.
"BAIT BURROW!"

A few moments later the agonized screams of Bege can be heard echoing for miles around as the broken off hook grew several smaller ones and they made their way to his heart. Having his heart wrapped in barbed wire Bege was experiencing a kind of hell he couldn't even imagine. And Marcella had no intentions of easing his pain. As the castle falls to its knees she jumps out one of its windows and reverts to her natural size. She then continues to inflict pain on him until his concentration breaks and he reverts to his human form. Panting, screaming and bleeding through his mouth Bege looks up.
"M-Mama said you can't kill me!"

"Yeah. And I have no intention of letting you off easy either!"
She cracks her knuckles.
"Prepare yourself!"

She undoes most of her devil fruits effects because they've been draining her a bit too much and she begins beating Bege up while having her grip on his heart. She punches and kicks him over and over again with nobody to come and save him. And she has no intention of stopping until he's broken. After several minutes of this brutal beating Marcellas angry grunts slowly start to fade and give way to her pained words.

"This is all your fault!"
PUNCH
"If you didn't exist-"
PUNCH
"COWARD!"
PUNCH
"You did all that shit and hid behind the back of a Yonko!"
PUNCH
"If you didn't exist-"
PUNCH
"If you didn't kill my men none of this would've happened!"
PUNCH
"IF YOU DIDN'T EXIST THEN I-"
PUNCH
"IT'S YOUR FAULT HE HAD TO SELL HIMSELF! JUST SO I COULD GET A SHOT AT YOU! COWAAAAARD!"
The last punch was not delivered as she was simply too tired. Instead she began sobbing over the battered body of Bege.
"I-I'M SORRY SILVER!"

But she couldn't lament her own predicament for too long as a scream was heard.
"BEGE!"

>5/6

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Marcella looked up and saw a woman carrying a baby in her arms. The mother was screaming and the baby was crying.
"BEGE! What's happening?! I'll go get help just hold on!"

"C-Chiffon! T-Take Pez and run!"
Bege spoke with a weak voice. But as soon as he showed interest in the woman Marcella took note of them.

"Oh? He-Hehehe! Is that sow yours? And that brat? H-ahahahahahah!"
She got off from the gangsters body and picked up her bat. Spitting some blood on the ground she grinned.
"What makes you think you're allowed to be happy after the shit you pulled? HUH? Well... let's see how much you'll like 'em after I'm done!"

But the mother of Beges child does not relent. In fact she does not show any signs of fear.
"W-Who are you and how dare you do that to my husband?! What are you doing? Don't come any closer!"

Marcella gets so close that she's now looking down on the woman. She licks her lips thinking about the possibilities. Is she a member of his crew? Doubtful. Not with a baby. So she's not under Big Moms protection, she thinks to herself. Yes. That should be the most perfect punishment for that scumbag. Show him how it feels to have everything important in his life destroyed right in front of his eyes. But she does not make her move. Instead she just keeps glaring at the woman. Or rather at the crying baby in her arms. She reaches out to try and touch it but the woman named Chiffon pulls him away.

"Don't you DARE touch my son!"

Marcella pulls her hand back in shock and starts muttering.
"I... didn't know he was your dad. I'm sorry. I have a friend who lost his parents when he was small. I wouldn't do that to you."
She turns around and starts walking towards Wholecake Chateau.
"Hey. Bege. I... no longer hold a grudge against you. I won't attack you anymore."

>6/6

And that is it for Marcellas fight

>>5169310
Poor Marcella, does she feel worse because Silver is too stupid to understand what we did. Not that Marcelle understands that Big Mom isn't going to do anything but have him make kids with her family, and he's basically given free range to fuck around as he has been.
>>5169323
Bege must be wondering what the fuck is going on right now.
>>5169325
Good shit, I'm glad she got it out of her system. She's gonna need a hug. Is Bege's entire gang just going to flee in terror when they see Marcelle now?

>>5169328
If nothing else Marcella is going to have quite a reputation now. I can see the headlines now - "Blood-haired bat bearing babe beats Bege bloody bare-handed*" or "Humble navigator humiliates up and coming captain". Lots of options.

People better start putting real respect on Silver's crew.

God I love seeing Marcella fight, its such a wonderfully creative and brutal application of her fruit.
Still this isn't quite over yet, between the sound of guns, cannons and a few dozen howling horses, not to mention the Big Father, I'd imagine quite the crowd is gathering... Or running away while the homies/guards/Big Mom pirates are running headlong to figure out exactly what the fuck is going on... And Bege did break her rules.

Thank you spooks, and splendid writing as always.

>>5169334
...how? Nobody but Beji, his entire crew, the ones not crippled by nightmares of Bloody "Fish Hook" Mary anyways, and his wife know she was there. Oh, and Big Mom.

>>5169371
And a few dozen, if not hundred, homies, the entire town as he was guarding the entrace to Whole Cake Chateau iirc, and all of the crew who are right now running full speed towards the sound of screams and gunfire.

>>5169371
The news bird knows. He ALWAYS knows.

>>5169374
We aren't in broad daylight, we're in Beji's little hideout he has set aside for himself.

I just had a thought, with Big Mom basically all but bagging Silver on her side, is she going to bother with going to Judge for a wedding with Sanji?

>>5169449
>After that Marcella made her way to the base of the Chateau where Bege and his Firetank Pirates are still standing guard.
We are very much in broad daylight. Which is why the whole "he broke the 1v1 order" is such a big deal

>>5169451
... And give up on a wedding?! With a cake! No sir, not a chance in hell.

>>5169449
Wait never mind, I misread.

>>5169452
>... And give up on a wedding?! With a cake! No sir, not a chance in hell.
But she's already getting a coming wedding, with Silver. Actually, did she even have the thought to try and get Judge under her thumb? We may have just subverted the whole, Sanji Family Reunion thing.

>>5169451
The germa would still be valuable allies so I doubt it.

>>5169451
I feel like that was instigated by the Germ family and Meme just took advantage of it. Or maybe I have a brain like gellato and can't be trusted with thinking.

>>5169456
She wants that sweet clone tech, also she still wants everyone to either get smaller or become bigger like her so she's not giving that up.

Also cake.

So. I may or may not run tomorrow. Heavily leaning on no. Got a lot of work around the household. But then again I will also be quite busy next weekend. So we'll just have to see. Keep an eye out for a post around the usual time

>>5169334
Bold of you to assume Mama is going to let that shit leak out in its true form

>>5169451
Yes. She will. And you will see her mentioning it soon. Basically yeah, Silver is a nice catch but it's better to have both him and the Germa at her disposal than just one of them.

>>5169456
The thing with Judge was that... it was simply easier to kill him and his entire family to take his stuff than dicking around with him.
I mean think about it. Judge just wanted to use her to conquer the North Blue. That's it. Even if he was more receptive and not just putting on a show for the sake of the marriage why would Mama even BOTHER with the boonies like that? For a Yonko even Paradise is on the ass end of the world. Not to mention the Blues. It wouldn't make sense for her to give a shit about it or Judges ambitions of taking it. Plus... come on. Judge wanted to leave Tot Land, which is a big nono, but he also used his reject of a son as a sacrificial lamb. He tried to play Big Mom and underestimated her, so he was the one who got played. Hard.

>>5169533
If I remember correctly, yes it was the Germa who came up with the idea. Because they were a bunch of fucking weenies who despite their super duper science can't even conquer a Blue.
Big Mom probably didn't even care enough about the Germa to begin with, but hey, if she could get her hands on Judge' research then that's a win

>>5170657
>Bold of you to assume Mama is going to let that shit leak out in its true form
A little birdie has ears. And eyes. And isn't very little. In fact he's pretty fucking big honestly. I wonder if he tastes good stuffed and baked for three hours?

>bunch of weenies that can't take over the tutorial seas
M-maybe they just didn't want to? It's not a cope! How embarrassing. Total incompetents.

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"M-MAMA?! You can't be serious!"
One of the older brothers shouts in disbelief. He looks quite lanky. Come to think of it his mug looks familiar.
"First there is this nonsense about some alliance with this hoodrat and now he's going to become a member of our family?! What the hell is going on Mama!"

The others are just as confused as he is, including both Nutmeg and the girl with the fat ass that's been bullying her. But none of them dare to raise their voice, opting instead to let their big brother do the talking. Sadly his words may have just fallen on deaf ears as Mama is none too pleased by this backtalk.

"Huuuuuh?"
Mama leans close enough to Perospero that he could see his own reflection in her eyes.
"Is that disobedience I'm hearing?"

"GULP! N-No mama!"

"Good! Now... What is this about? You raised a hand against my daughter?"

"Y-YES MAMA!"
Flampe cried.
"The big, stupid, stinky monkey hurt me!"

"A-Actually mama he was just trying to help me. Flampe took my birthday gift and he gave it back to me."

"Huh? Is that right?"
Mama looks at you as you nod.
"MAMAMAMA! Good! Stealing is quite bad! Especially stealing someones birthday gift! But I must warn you Silver. Do try to avoid things like that in the future. We wouldn't want to have an incident now, would we?"

"Yes Mama!"

"Just try to stay out of trouble!"
She pats you on the head.

Meanwhile everyone around is astonished by this display of affection from her. You even overhear some people whispering to themselves in disbelief.
"Mama took his word over Flampe?! But he's just an outsider!"

"Now... listen up children! I didn't want to do this now because this is the big day of the twins. But I have an announcement to make. Silver here is not only going to be my son-in-law soon but from this day onward we are in an alliance with his crew! I expect you all to treat him with the respect that he deserves! I hope I made myself perfectly clear! Now... GET BACK TO PARTYING!"

The blood freezes in the Charlotte children and they disperse as if someone fired the starting pistol at a race, leaving only you with Nutmeg as even Big Mom returned to her seat to continue the feasting. You take one look around and see from the corner of your eye that all of her children are now glaring at you but move their heads when you look at them. Looks like you managed to become the center of attention again.

"So uuuuh... thanks for getting back the picture. Flampe is such a spoiled little bitch..."

"No problem!"

"What's all this about you marrying into the family? Is Mama serious?"

"Yeap!"

"Why didn't you tell us?"

"I only heard about it now. I wanted to ally with Mama. And she agreed. But now she said I gotta marry into the family. Whatever that means."

"Ah. The classic bait and switch. But I can't believe she's willing to ALLY with anyone! Let alone you."

"HEY! I'll have you know I'm the best pirate in the world!"

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"Nah. That's mama. Second is Kaido. Third is big bro Katakuri. Yeah... you're not even in the top ten."

"HEY!"

"Relax! I'm just joking! Obviously you gotta be something special if Mama is willing to go this far just to get you. Who knows? Maybe you did become the biggest badass in the nine seas in the last two years! Hell I'd believe it just from your looks alone."

"Thanks!"

"Hey erm. Wanna hang out with us? It's nothing but our siblings being huge bores and a bunch of rando criminals we couldn't care less about. At least it'd be fun with you around. And hey, do you know who you'll marry?"

"No. Mama said I get to choose."

"Oh shi- I mean. That's cool. Hey! Maybe we can give you some pointers about our sisters while we're there."

>Yeah sure, that sounds cool
>Too much work. I'll just pick you.
>I don't know what I'm doing but I bet Fartpants over there wouldn't like it if I pick her. So that's what I'm gonna do!
>Sorry. I'd rather go back to my crew. I feel like we gotta discuss things
>Other?

>>5171576
>You seem nice, Nutmeg. How about you?

>>5171576
>Yeah sure, that sounds cool

>>5171576
>>I don't know what I'm doing but I bet Fartpants over there wouldn't like it if I pick her. So that's what I'm gonna do!

>>5171579
do us all a favor and don't pick the retarded option please
yes it's very funny, but at the end of the day we'd still be married to her

>>5171582
You don't tell me what to do

>>5171584
God, this must be what it feels like dealing with silver.

>>5171576
>>Yeah sure, that sounds cool
Yay decouplets and gossip!

>>5171576
>Yeah sure, that sounds cool

>>5171576
>>Yeah sure, that sounds cool

Alright... not making my job any easier it seems.
>writing

>>5171582
But Anon! It'd be FUNNY!

>>5171612
No fun in just picking Nutmeg right away, all we know is that she has strong, but fucked, family values, enjoys violence, contact sports and has a sadistic streak. It's a damn good start, but more interaction is more fun

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"Yeah sure, that sounds fun!"

"Alright sweet! Then come on!"
Leading you where her twins are Nutmeg has you sit down at the table.
"Cake?"

"No thanks."

"You sure? It's good."

"Yeah. I probably can't taste it anyway."

"Who doesn't like cake?"
Newichi asks before wiping his face of icing.
"Anyway nice job clearing the crowd dude."

"Sorry."

"Sorry for what? We can finally breathe and eat some cake!"
Newshi responds.
"Anyway what's all this about now? You're marrying into the family?"

"Apparently."

"Sweet!"
Newsan looks happy about this.
"Finally we'll have someone decent in the family! The others can be so uptight and boring. Or just outright assholeish! Anyway who's the lucky one?"

"Yeah he doesn't know. What's strange is that Mama is letting him decide!"
After Nutmeg said that the other nine spit out the cake they've been eating. Some almost manage to choke on it.
"Yeeeah. Weird."

"Bro... Mama never does that! What did you do to her?!"
Newsan gives you a weird look.

"Nothing. She just told me I can do it."

"Whoa dude. You're so fucked!"

"Quit laughing at him Newji!"
Nutmeg snaps at her brother.
"Anyway I offered him some help because... well he clearly needs it."
The others nod in agreement. They seem to think that you're in deep shit with this one which is making you slightly worried.
"It's better that we help him out and make sure that whichever of our sister he gets isn't too boned. So... where do we start?"

The girls other than Nutmeg seem to be uncomfortable with this and so they stay quiet while the boys and Nutmeg discuss things. You feel quite out of the loop as they start throwing names around.
"Can't you just start from youngest and go up?"

"Nooooo. Mama arranged marriages for quite a few of them. They are hard to keep track of so we need to think. But yeah it'd probably be smart if we went from the top. How about big sis Amande? Did her marriage go through?"

"No. The guy died of shock when saw her for the first time. Or he might've choked to death from the second hand smoke I don't remember. So yeah I think she's still single! She's a bit scary, very, very tall and smokes like a chimney. Also she's generally slow. But otherwise sweet. She governs Nuts Island and the people love her very much. Here's a picture of her!"

As you look at Newgos picture you raise an eyebrow.
"Why do you have a picture of your sister?"

"Don't you have pictures of your family?"

"My crew is my only family."

"Shit man, I'm sorry. Anyway I got one of everyone!"

"She looks like a nice old lady."

"Bruh can you not call our sister an old lady? She's barely 45!"

"47 Newichi..."

"Ooops."

They get WAY too into the whole thing and go through all of their sisters one by one without waiting for you to catch up with them. Thankfully they end up discarding most of their sisters as potential candidates as many of them have already been married off or they are too weird even by their own standards.
"Yo Custard is still single! Yeah she's 45 but she could pass for a chick in her 20's!"

"You think he could handle Smoothie?"

Thankfully the pictures spread around the table do manage to help you a little bit. You pick out one of them that catches your eye.
"She has a nice smile."

"Eh. I think Galette, her twin looks better. But if that's what you're into more power to you man. Oh! How do you feel about fish-folk? Praline was to be married off to some merman but that got cancelled!"
They try to show you off some other ones but you notice that they got weird arms and while cool it's also freaky so you pass. Then they point you to a girl who is half "Mink". You got no idea what that even is so you move on.
"Uuuuuh. Joscarpone anybody?"

"Yeah... I mean if you enjoy being married to someone yet still feeling like a third wheel then sure."

"Yeah my bad. You couldn't pry her off Mascarpone. Right. I mean. That's basically everyone. Unless you fancy one of our precious little twin sisters you massive fucking weirdo."
Newichi laughs at you and the girls all turn beet red from embarrassment. They beat him up a bit for even daring to suggest something like that.

But you do have one question.
"Who is Flampe? Fartpants over there?"

"Yeah. Shitty little brat. She can get out of trouble because she's still only 15. Wait... Did Mama tell you you could marry her?"

"Yeah."

"Oh man! Maybe she does want to make your life miserable after all! Don't even think about her unless you hate yourself!"

"Hmmm?"
You also notice someone else they've been clearly ignoring up until now. She's on the photos and you even see her in the crowd somewhere. Surprisingly she doesn't seem to be paying you too much attention. One of the scarce few people to do so.
"Who's she?"

"Oh. That's Pudding. We didn't mention her because she's off limits. She's been offered up to some faggy prince or some shit. So yeah. She's taken."

Nutmeg shrugs.
"Whatever. Not like you don't have a ton of options as is. Amande, Custard, Smoothie, Galette, Poire, Praline, maybe Melise if you don't mind hair. Anyone you're interested in? We could tell you more about them."

>Pick someone
>Too. Much. Information. Brain. Hurt. Need. Air!
>Other?

>>5171673
>What about you, Nutmeg?

>>5171673
>>Pick someone
>Flampe
I bet Silver can make her more miserable than she can make him! And that's what marriage is all about.

>>5171673
>I like you, nutmeg!

>>5171673
>Newichi laughs at you and the girls all turn beet red from embarrassment. They beat him up a bit for even daring to suggest something like that.

I can't help but feel like this is a great setup, and one Silver couldn't help but jump on.
So with a big ol grin, >>5171675 I support this.

>>5171673
>Smoothie

>>5171673
>Too. Much. Information. Brain. Hurt. Need. Air!

>>5171673
I'll switch my vote here >>5171680
To wanting to meet Smoothie. the line
>"You think he could handle Smoothie?"
Would definitely intrigue Silver

>>5171690
I'll switch to
>Smoothie
Because dem legs.

>>5171673
>I like you, nutmeg

>>5171673
>Smoothie
Silver is made for big women

>Nutmeg or one of her sisters

All of the other sisters are too old, at least we have something in common with them

>>5171673
>>5171712
forgot to link it

>>5171712
But only a woman at least three times Silver's size can handle his big dick energy. Nutmeg will be torn in half.

Whoah.
Unless I drunk myself to the point that I can't count no more Nutmeg just beat Smoothie 5 to 4
It's a bit disappointing that you didn't chooses one of the whacky options but understandable.
But I think I'm just going to say that... this wasn't you choosing the candidate.

>writing

>>5171680
I respect you for your shittery and salute you

>>5171712
>Not introducing Silver to the concept of Milfs
For shame

>>5171715
She's one of Big Memes children and someone who was Silvers equal in terms of physical strength two years ago. They ain't weenies

>>5171721
>I respect you for your shittery and salute you
We already have bitxhes simpin' why does no one want the CONTENT.
>She's one of Big Memes children and someone who was Silvers equal in terms of physical strength two years ago. They ain't weenies
Silver will still be shoving a dick not meant for human intake in her, it's gonna be rough. Especially if he goes hybrid at some point during the act.

>>5171721
chooses one of the whacky options but understandable.
To good of a setup Spooks, to good of a setup to have a laugh.

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"Wait wait wait! Back up. What did you say about that one? Legs for days. You said I couldn't handle her?"

"Uh yeah? Smoothie is one of the three Sweet Commanders alongside brother Cracker and Katakuri. They are unbeatable. Pretty sure nobody short of Kaido himself could "handle her". And you're not Kaido as we established."

"HMPH! I bet I could! Hell I bet some of Kaidos boys could! I've met them, they are very strong."

"What-"

"Anyway! I decided I'm picking her. What can you tell me about this Smoothie. What flavor?"

"I told you. Don't. It's for your benefit. Plus if the gossips are true she might not even be- ahem. Never mind that. Just pick someone else. Ok?"

"Hmmmmmmmm-"
Looking at the pictures spread around the table you begin to focus intently. But with all the loud humming and the gears in your head turning you feel frustration building until you the brainjuice in your head overheats.
"AAAAAARGH! Screw this! Too much! Don't wanna think! I'm just gonna pick one of you and be done with it!"

The decuplets are astonished by your stupidity and Nutmeg starts rubbing the bridge of her nose in frustration.
"Do you have any idea what you're saying you big idiot? In fact, do you have any idea what marriage even is?!"

"No. All I know is that Brofishy always wanted me to marry his sister. And I said if he wants his sister married he should do it himself!"

That gets a laugh out of the boys at least but the girls are weirded out by it.
"Alright... I see we have to do this the hard way. Listen numbnuts! Marriage is a big deal! You become family with the one you choose and enter a union that lasts until the day you die! Do you grasp that? So don't take it lightly! Even though this is an arranged marriage of sorts you have the opportunity to choose! So pick someone that you feel is special, that you feel attracted to, that makes you feel comfortable. Because you'll spend the rest of your life with them! Get it?"

"Hmmm. Yes. I think I do."

"Good! So-"

"So then why can't I choose you?"

"E-Eh?"

"I think you're cool! I still remember what it was like 2 years ago when I came here. I could finally play with kids like me and felt like I made proper friends. So I don't get why I can't pick you. I mean you're strong, you're nice and I feel comfortable being here. Yeah. I like you! So I wouldn't mind if I chose you I think."

Newichi lets out a quiet "Holy shit" and the others fall silent. Meanwhile Nutmeg just swallows hard.
"D-Don't be silly! You don't even know anything about me. So how could you say stuff like that? Stupid."

"Then tell me. Tell me more about you! I wanna know."

>>5171757
Silver no, Your mind breaking her with your low IQ.

>>5171757
How can someone be so fucking stupid

but also so fucking smooth?

This must be the will of the D.

>>5171778
When one has no pretensions or double meanings their true intent shines through.

Why slide into her DM's when you can drive a fucking cruise ship into her heart?

>>5171757
>>5171788
Nah, he's a giant fluffy bat from hell and he's flying away with her.

After several minutes of incessant nagging Nutmeg caves in.
"AAAARGH! FINE! If it'll get you off my back!"

You start asking her about her interests and she tells you that she's an officer in the Big Mom pirates. But that's not what you asked. That's a job, or a lifestyle. You're more curious about what she does in her free time. And the obvious answer is hockey and various other sports. Usually done together with her twins. The ten of them have been very close since birth, even closer than the Charlotte children normally are, even closer than most other twins as there are a few of those. But you're surprised to learn that she also has an interest in dancing. The five of them together form a cheerleader team that sometimes performs during large events in Totland.

"Hey! What's with all the questions? You're interrogating me?"

"N-No?"

"Then how about you tell me something about yourself then! It's not fair that I'm the only one talking!"

"Okay."

You start recounting the tale of how you became a pirate and some of the adventures you've had since. Unlike her sadly you don't have much to tell other than your pirate activities. She does notice this however.
"You sure like being a pirate, huh?"

"Yeah! It's the best! I love being free to do what I want! I saw so many interesting things and met so many people already! But still I can only dream about what kind of people I'll see next! But I don't have to tell you that. You're a pirate too."

"Y-Yeah."

"Something wrong?"

"No. Nothing. It's just being a pirate means something else to me. It's not something you pick up by choice. It's an... obligation. A family tradition. Obviously we in the family all fight for each other. But if you show talent as a fighter you are expected to join Mama and her crew."

You don't get that. Does that mean she's not free to do as she sees fit? That can't be right. That's the meaning of pirate.
"You been on many adventures?"

"No. Usually it's Mamas goons that go out into the world and do her dirty work. We mostly stay here. What I heard from my older brothers and sisters is that thanks to the Four Emperors being in a stalemate nobody significant has done anything in a while. So most of our family is just stuck here in Tot Land. I think some pretty big catastrophe would need to happen for us to mobilize."

"I see."

You continue talking, going from topic to topic and learning how the other thinks through their opinion on certain matters. It's so easy to get invested in it that you don't even notice when the other twins leave you alone.
"Okay guys, let's give the two of them some room!"

Much, much later you start to notice the sky turning orange. The day has passed.
"D-Damn! I didn't realize it got so late!"

You look around your table and see that barely anyone is left on the roof.
"Looks like the homies are packing up."

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>>5171832

>>5171846
Honestly I think he's just relieved we picked the scythe wielding murderess instead of one of the really crazy bitches.

Nutmeg gets up from her chair and stretches her arms with an audible moan.
"Argh. My back hurts! I think I need to go for a walk. Then sleep. All this cake and candy is making me sick. You staying?"

"Yeah. For a little bit I think."

"Okay then. I guess I'll see you later Silver!"
She raises her hand and gives you a little handwave as she turns around and leaves.

Now you're all alone. Leaning back on the chair you look up at the sky and watch the orange tinted cluds pass by as the sun slowly sets beyond the horizon. Inconsequential thoughts drift in and out of your head as you zone out until the sound of heavy footsteps snap you back to reality.
"I was wondering where you went. Didn't think you'd still be here."

"Hi Mama."

"Enjoyed yourself?"

"I guess."

"Hmmmm? What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Just thinking. I'm not good at it."

"Well what are you thinking about."

"This marriage thing. I'm not sure what that's like."

"You don't have to. It just means you'll be family. We will all sit at the dinnertable at the same level and be happy. You just have to take care of your family and they'll take care of you. That's it."

"Family. I always wanted that. You know Mama... I was always a little scared. Scared that one day I'll wake up. Back on the island. Alone. I don't ever want to be alone again..."

There is a long pause from Big Mom before she kneels down next to you, clutching a framed picture. Suddenly it feels like she's become very sad for some reason.
"Silver. No matter what happens in the future I want you to know this. I understand how you feel. I too was left alone as a child. Twice. And I feel for you."

"Thanks Mama..."

You remain there for a little while until both of you calm down enough. Then Big Mom gets up and pats you on the shoulder.
"That's enough for now. But before I leave I want to ask you something. Have you made your choice?"

>Yeah. I guess I did
>Just... give me a bit more time
>Other?

>>5171597
>>5171858
>>Yeah. I guess I did

>>5171858
>Just... give me a bit more time

>>5171858
>Yeah. I guess I did

What is her reason for turning fat anyway?

>>5171858
>Yeah. I guess I did

For all that I love Smoothie I gotta say Nutmeg's the best choice. I feel like she's the only one that gets Silver, or at least gets him enough to get past the initial layer of crazy to talk to the autism underneath.

>>5171858
>Yeah. I guess I did

>>5171858
>>Yeah. I guess I did

>>5171858
>Yeah. I guess I did. If she's alright with it

>>5171867
Yea, Spooky really is good at characterization

>>5171866
Just age. Once you get older your metabolism slows down and if you think she was going on a diet for her figure you're cruisin' for a stabbing.

>>5171858
>>Yeah. I guess I did
Man you know what would be super humiliating? If we had to say who we were marrying in front of everyone and we said "Flampe... nah just kidding I choose [insert waifu here]." just straight up throw fucking shade at fatass. Get that ego fucking shook.

But that's unnecessarily mean so let's not do that.

>>5171858
>Yeah. I guess I did

>>5171858
>Yeah. I guess I did

Oh god I just realized, everyone we want to potentially marry is practically royalty. Politically speaking Nutmeg is only lower than Fishy or Sandersonia because Big Mom shot out like 50 goddamn kids.

Jesus fucking christ

>>5171896
Eyyy congratulations! You figured it out!

>>5171896
>like 50 goddamn kids
86

>>5171896
Princess harem.

>>5171858
>Yeah. I guess I did
>Nutmeg is really nice.

>>5171898
I can't believe it literally took me this long. Pic very much related.

>>5171900
>Luffy becomes the Pirate King

>Silver becomes the Family Man

>He was going to be called the Patriarch until he bitchslapped the first guy who said that because he thought the guy called him a bird.

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>>5171906
Pic even more related because I was so discombobulated I forgot the fucking pic.

If there's one thing sad about Mama it's that in her desire to never be alone she's chained herself down and locked her kids along with her. Silver and her may share that underlying ideal of family but Silver would rather see his family free and happy even if it meant he was lonely. Mama is just crippled by her fear. I'm sure they'd be almost exactly alike if Mama wasn't such a weenie deep down.

Pft yeah right. Crazy broad only ever really loved like two people and they're dead as fuck.

>>5171906
To be fair he thought the guy said "Partridge". I could see it.

Aaaallright
No objections to marrying Nutmeg it seems
...
this is going to get real awkward on so many levels
>writing

>>5171914
Whaaaaat? Silver being Awkward? Nooooo.

>>5171915
You'll see what I mean. Not now. But sometime in the future

>>5171915

More like spooky being awkward
People forget, the QM needs to draw on their own knowledge and experience to write a scene.

And we all know nobody on 4chan has ever spoken to a woman before.

>>5171914
She, Sandersonia, and Fishy made the mistake of letting us become a friend. No take backs.

>>5171916
What you mean when Silver has to introduce his new wife to all the other girls? Especially the neet underwater and the girl who literally almost died from heartache?

Nah that'll all be smooth and easy sailing.

>>5171927
well all they'd had to do was ask Silver if he wanted to be family with them, can't blame Big Mammy for being the first to ask. You snooze you lose

>>5171937
Yes, you slumber, a cucumber. If only they didn't beat around the proverbial bush.

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>>5171927
>Hey guess what? When I went to a birthday party I learned what marrying is. So this is my wife and also do you wanna get married too? Apperantly according to this book one guy had like 700 wives so that's neat. Oh I should find Sandersonia and tell her too. Man this marrying stuff is a great idea. My family is gonna be fucking awesome.

>>5171937
>>5171944
I mean, Whatshisface prince fish was rather insistent about it.
He just assumed we were a sane person who knew what the fuck he was talking about

>>5171944
You catch up on some Z's, you get out of my heads!

Yes, hello fellow based individual

>>5171948
All he had to say was "You'll be Family" and Silver would have been on that like a fly on shit.

Should have let his sister explain it to us. Fishy might have actually managed.

>>5171950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ia9ZZXO0o

Any excuse to post it and I will.

You let out a smile as you see the first star pop up on the sky.
"Yeah. I guess I did. Sorry Mama. Gotta go. Good night!"

"Good night boy."

Going downstairs you go to the rooms that were assigned to you. One was for the boys and one for the girls. After knocking on the girls room you invite everyone over to yours so that you can have a little meeting with everyone. Once inside you do take note of Marcella who's extensively injured and is being treated by Lyda as you speak.
"Thanks for coming everyone! First I wanna ask, is everything okay?"
You look at Marcella but she does not respond.

"She was seriously injured in her fight. Lots of lacerations, broken bones and internal bleeding. It's a good thing she did not take a Second Wind otherwise she may have died."

"Did she win?"
Lyda nods.
"Good. Thank you Stitches! Take care of her. Now the other thing I wanted to talk about is, well, me."

"Yeah, no shit."
Murray crosses his arms.
"Silver do you have any idea what you signed up for? You know that we're behind you but this was stupid even by your standards. You don't even know what marriage is!"

"Yeah. I don't. I got no clue. But I still wanna do it."

"You didn't have to..."
You hear a faint mutter from Marcella.
"You didn't need to do this Silver..."

You get up from your seat and walk over to the bandaged up girl. Looking down at her you reach down and ruffle her hair.
"I did. I'll do anything for you Marcy. For all of you. So I don't mind at all! I want you to fulfill your dreams! And to be honest I think I'm... excited! Because you guys are my first family. And now I'm getting one more! But I'll still be me and we'll still be the Silver Pirates! Okay?"

"So... wait. You're actually gonna get married?"

"That's right Will! So we'll need to prepare for a wedding. And you Marcy, get better soon! Anyway that's all I wanted! Talk to you guys later!"

"W-WAIT! SILVER! Where are you going?!"

"I got to take care of something Ann! Be right back!"

>>5171976
>Gotta go apologize to the boat, We got married without her permission.

Leaving the others behind you start running through the hallways. You ask some homies for directions but they are useless and refuse to answer you. Instead you rely on your own senses to navigate the chateau. Finding the big door you were looking for you start hammering it with your fist until someone opens it up.

"Alright. I don't care which asshole it is, prepare to get circum-"
Nutmeg opens the door with her scythe in hand.
"S-Silver? What are you doing here? Your room is like on a completely different floor. Are you lost?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3vyvt7Pgxg

"Hey! Nutmeg! Let's get married!"

"W-Wha? Have you lost your mind? Why?"

"Why not? You said I should pick someone special and I don't think I ever met someone like you before. And if you'll let me I'll take care of you from now on! So... I guess I want to ask... will you marry me?"

"Why..."
She mutters.
"Why me? Why would you ask such a thing? We knew each other for like... two days! Don't make fun of me like that!"

You see her swinging to slap you but you catch her hand before she could.
"I promise you I'm not. I just... think I'd be very happy with you!"

"H-Happy? With me?"
Nutmeg stops for a moment before taking a step forward and hugging you.
"Fine. But on one condition."

"What?"

"Please no more of this mopey shit, okay? I feel so stupid."

"Kek! Sorry. I'm not sure how this is supposed to go..."

"It's okay. Me neither."

And that is it for today
I hope you enjoyed yourselves
Sadly next week I'll scarcely be able to run but I'll try to squeeze in one during the workdays
Have a good night!

>>5172007
Ah kids.

>>5172007
Dawwwww, Thanks for the run Spooky.

>>5172009
Thanks for running Spooks... *sniff* our lil' boy is growing up so fast.

>>5172007
Those two will be fine

>>5172007
I am now awaiting the seething jealousy of the other siblings, not the Decuplets, and trying to fuck with them.

>>5172046
Nah the other kids won't be jealous. Until Silver manages to convince Mama to let Nutmeg come and stay with him at Outer Heaven for a while

Well now that we have figured out who we are marrying, we can finally track down those elusive sea dogs.

Did you fags just waifu lock us with nutmeg?I thought silver was a fish man or at least a snake one

>>5172316
Nutmeg is a good girl, and silver is finally going to get some pussy.
It's about damn time.

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>>5172316
At least he didn't choose Charlotte "[Precious]"

>>5172316
>implying Silver is going to act any differently when he still doesn't understand that a wedding isn't just an excuse to eat a cake

>>5172316
That's what happens when you join big mom, should have voted for the dragon man

>>5172316
What a tragedy, for Nutmeg that is.
The big girls would have at least had a chance of holding out once Silver finds out what sex is.

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>>5172316
>Waifu lock
>Silver

Have we been playing the same quest or are you just new here?

>>5172046
I think there might be someone who is gonna seeth a lot more then the twins: Bege.
Look at it from his perspective:

He's got it all cozy now, Big Mom trusts him security and he can plan the assassination as he always does in peace and quiet. Then some random bint shows up, with a message from Mama saying that she has the right to beat him to a pulp, and that's he's practically not allowed to fight back.
Then it comes out that said beating was part of the price this little shit Silver negotiated (Negotiated! With Big Mom!) to form an *Alliance* and he got to pick whoever he wanted while you had to grovel around in the dirt for the opportunity to work for her, under the constant sword of damocles that entails, and was assigned a daughter she pretty much hates.

We just agreed to marry Nutmeg, yea, but we thoroughly fucked Bege and scarred his ego to the point where we just made a lifelong enemy who is going to go out of his way to fuck with us any way he can.

>>5172316
This is correct.

>>5172603
*Sniff* I knew I should'a gotten him to fuck Yamato, even if Queen would have called them gay afterwards"

>>5172986
>We just agreed to marry Nutmeg, yea, but we thoroughly fucked Bege and scarred his ego to the point where we just made a lifelong enemy who is going to go out of his way to fuck with us any way he can.
Ohhh nooo, a weenie is mad....and?

>>5172986
Bege
>So. I hope everyone understands the plan! We cause a commotion, break the picture and take Big Mom out of the picture!

Law
>Alright Capone-ya but I have a question

Bege
>What is it?

Law
>Is there anything we need to watch out for?

Bege
>No. Just do yer damn jobs and it'll be all fine

Law
>And how about the guy whose navigator mopped the floor with your entire squad?

Bege
>SEETHES

>>5173247
I'd tell him to cope but that would imply that I care.

>>5173245
Because people who hate us and go out of their way to do us harm means good times are coming!
Come now and do try to keep up.

Can the Straw Hats even keep up? Most of Silver crew know haki

>>5173646
Goofy and Zoro, definitely. I don't know about the rest.

>>5173247
hey, which if any of the worst generations do you think could take silver in a 1v1 right now.