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Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) Archived

Knight(s) Quest Part 5 02/06/22(Sun)11:13:14 No.5154329

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Knight(s) Quest Part 5 Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)11:13:14 No.5154329 Archived

OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.

4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Which have been stolen and taken to the Tower City! Each Knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. Do that by just naming yourself something with the highlighted title under the knight to identify which team you're going with. Each knight needs at least 1 active player to be....active. Yeah.

Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight

On the trail to the Holy Grail, the Knights have confronted an opposing group of Rogue Knights that are also after the same thing! After scuffling near the Tower City River, one of the Rogue Knights, the massive Golem KNight, bursts through the nearby wall and holds off your advance!

previous threds: https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file

Anonymous (ID: CF+yQU+Z)
02/06/22(Sun)11:30:44 No.5154339

Anonymous (ID: CF+yQU+Z) 02/06/22(Sun)11:30:44 No.5154339

>>5154329
Mob Knights impose a riddle on their enemies like the bald yugioh guys

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)11:35:13 No.5154342

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)11:35:13 No.5154342

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5154339
Roll 1d100 to think of a riddle

The enemies has a +30 bonus

Mob Knight Cain (ID: 1GWZIrar)
02/06/22(Sun)11:41:23 No.5154345

Mob Knight Cain (ID: 1GWZIrar) 02/06/22(Sun)11:41:23 No.5154345

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5154342

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)11:47:15 No.5154352

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)11:47:15 No.5154352

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>>5154345
The Mob fires off a riddle involving something that's always wring but never wrong and various other seemingly random implements.

The Rogue Knights are confused

Mob Knight Cain (ID: 1GWZIrar)
02/06/22(Sun)11:50:29 No.5154355

Mob Knight Cain (ID: 1GWZIrar) 02/06/22(Sun)11:50:29 No.5154355

>>5154352
In your confusion we, the mob, have already deprieved you of your gucci suspenders that you wear under your armor. This battle is already over. Speak your next words knoeing they are the last words of a dead man

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)11:55:44 No.5154360

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)11:55:44 No.5154360

>>5154352
Look for chinks in the Golem Knight's armor

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/)
02/06/22(Sun)12:00:46 No.5154365

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/) 02/06/22(Sun)12:00:46 No.5154365

>>5154352
>>5154360
Pry the Golem Knight's armor open to support the chink search

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/06/22(Sun)12:00:51 No.5154366

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/06/22(Sun)12:00:51 No.5154366

>>5154352
Wake up just in time to complain about the timing and how weeb needs to be destroyed

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/06/22(Sun)12:03:09 No.5154369

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/06/22(Sun)12:03:09 No.5154369

>>5154366

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/)
02/06/22(Sun)12:04:15 No.5154375

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/) 02/06/22(Sun)12:04:15 No.5154375

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>>5154366
>>5154369
Not weeb's fault you have narcolepsy.

Opee's assistant (ID: H8NOX+66)
02/06/22(Sun)12:10:29 No.5154380

Opee's assistant (ID: H8NOX+66) 02/06/22(Sun)12:10:29 No.5154380

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5154355
everyone wonders where the mob got these suspenders

>>5154360
roll a perception check against my roll to find chinks in the golem knight's armor!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)12:11:40 No.5154382

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)12:11:40 No.5154382

Rolled 87 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5154380
How many chinks can a Golem Knight hold?

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/)
02/06/22(Sun)12:12:56 No.5154383

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/) 02/06/22(Sun)12:12:56 No.5154383

>>5154380
I said WEEB PRIES THE BIG KNIGHT'S ARMOR OPEN

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)12:13:17 No.5154384

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)12:13:17 No.5154384

IT'S TIME BROS

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/06/22(Sun)12:20:04 No.5154389

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/06/22(Sun)12:20:04 No.5154389

>>5154380
What next, K-Knight suddenly being the leader of the rogue knights?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)12:23:39 No.5154394

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)12:23:39 No.5154394

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5154382
Gustaf has managed to find that the Golem Armor has MULTIPLE STRUCTURAL WEAKPOINTS

>>5154383

THIS KNOWLEDGE MAY GIVE THE WEEB A CHANCE TO PRY THE ARMOR OFF, WEEB ROLL 1d100

>>5154389
>>5154384
Meanwhile Twinkle thinks about plot possibilities as the Mob get hype

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/)
02/06/22(Sun)12:24:01 No.5154396

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/) 02/06/22(Sun)12:24:01 No.5154396

>>5154389
The plane hits him and thousands of chinks die in the collapse

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)12:24:53 No.5154399

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)12:24:53 No.5154399

>>5154394
CHEER WEEB ON SO HE GETS A BONUS

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/)
02/06/22(Sun)12:25:01 No.5154400

Weeb 3 (ID: 7IzdIVh/) 02/06/22(Sun)12:25:01 No.5154400

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5154394
I HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)12:25:53 No.5154402

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)12:25:53 No.5154402

>>5154400
nigga what the fuck you doing

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)12:26:23 No.5154403

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)12:26:23 No.5154403

>>5154394
Prepare to strike the weakpoints after the Weeb fails in his attempt.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/06/22(Sun)12:27:29 No.5154405

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/06/22(Sun)12:27:29 No.5154405

>>5154394
Study the weakpoints for the best way to deconstruct them with your fine technique

Anonymous (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)12:34:29 No.5154419

Anonymous (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)12:34:29 No.5154419

>>5154402
This problem requires Gustaf Oppenheimer.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)12:34:31 No.5154420

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)12:34:31 No.5154420

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>>5154400

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)12:36:31 No.5154422

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)12:36:31 No.5154422

>>5154420
MOB KNIGHTS GO IN TO DISTRACT GOLEM KNIGHT WITH PICTURES OF GOLEM WAIFUS
>>5154403
so Gustaf can do MAXIMUM damage

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/06/22(Sun)12:37:26 No.5154425

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/06/22(Sun)12:37:26 No.5154425

>>5154420
LOOK, GOLEM KNIGHT, SOME GOLEM WEEBS

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)12:39:11 No.5154429

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)12:39:11 No.5154429

>>5154420
Weeb attempts to bounce off the wall and use the momentum to dropkick Golem in the head to keep him distracted.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)12:42:02 No.5154436

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)12:42:02 No.5154436

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5154422
>>5154425
QUICKLY ROLL 1d100

The Golem has a +6 bonus

Mob has a +4
Twinkle has a +5

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)12:42:05 No.5154437

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)12:42:05 No.5154437

>>5154420
It is time to destroy this Golem. Strike it's weakpoint!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)12:42:34 No.5154438

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)12:42:34 No.5154438

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5154436
URAAAAAAAAH
>>5154437
HOLD ON NIGGA

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/06/22(Sun)12:44:08 No.5154440

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/06/22(Sun)12:44:08 No.5154440

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5154436
AAAAA

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)12:55:41 No.5154465

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)12:55:41 No.5154465

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>>5154438

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)12:56:02 No.5154467

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)12:56:02 No.5154467

>>5154465
>>5154437
GO NOW GUSTAF

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)13:00:35 No.5154478

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)13:00:35 No.5154478

>>5154465
Strike with righteous fury!

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)13:01:15 No.5154480

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)13:01:15 No.5154480

>>5154465
BOUNCE AND DROPKIIIICK

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)13:09:31 No.5154495

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)13:09:31 No.5154495

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Rolled 73, 88 = 161 (2d100)

>>5154478
>>5154480
QUICKLY ROLL 2d100 AND ADD YOUR RESPECTIVE HIGHEST PHYSICAL STAT

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)13:11:12 No.5154500

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)13:11:12 No.5154500

Rolled 72 + 12 (1d100 + 12)

>>5154495
Hmm.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)13:12:31 No.5154501

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)13:12:31 No.5154501

>>5154495
>>5154500
LETS FUCKING GO GUSTAAAAAAAF

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)13:13:05 No.5154502

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)13:13:05 No.5154502

Rolled 44 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5154495

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)13:23:41 No.5154521

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)13:23:41 No.5154521

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>>5154500
>>5154502
As the weeb launches himself back at the Golem, it quickly grabs him, rendering his attack moot. But this also gave Gustaf a chance to drive his scythe into one of the weak points of the Golem!

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)13:24:35 No.5154522

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)13:24:35 No.5154522

>>5154521
Disassemble his hand

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)13:24:58 No.5154523

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)13:24:58 No.5154523

>>5154521
>>5154501
Now, Mob! Give him all you've go!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)13:27:18 No.5154529

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)13:27:18 No.5154529

>>5154521
>>5154523
it's time for the MOB KNIGHT SPECIAL
GRAB THE GOLEM KNIGHT AND SUPLEX IT WITH BOTH ABEL AND CAIN

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)13:37:09 No.5154540

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)13:37:09 No.5154540

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5154529
>>5154522
MOB KNIGHT ROLL 2d100, HIGHER ROLL GETS IT

WEEB ROLL 1d100 WITH A -25 MALUS

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)13:37:49 No.5154542

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)13:37:49 No.5154542

Rolled 95, 63 = 158 (2d100)

>>5154540
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Mob Knight Cain (ID: 1GWZIrar)
02/06/22(Sun)13:38:36 No.5154543

Mob Knight Cain (ID: 1GWZIrar) 02/06/22(Sun)13:38:36 No.5154543

Rolled 91, 10 = 101 (2d100)

>>5154540
Gucci suspenders

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)13:38:38 No.5154544

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)13:38:38 No.5154544

>>5154542
Let's fucking go, my brothers!

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)13:40:19 No.5154546

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)13:40:19 No.5154546

>>5154540
>90
>-25
Not happening.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)13:50:29 No.5154556

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)13:50:29 No.5154556

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>>5154542

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)13:53:30 No.5154558

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)13:53:30 No.5154558

>>5154556
Follow up strike, keep the momentum going!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)13:55:05 No.5154562

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)13:55:05 No.5154562

>>5154556
DOES THIS CRACK GOLEM KNIGHTS ARMOR?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)13:55:19 No.5154564

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)13:55:19 No.5154564

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5154558
ROLL 1d100

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)13:56:08 No.5154565

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)13:56:08 No.5154565

Rolled 98 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5154564
Well that was pretty easy.

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)13:59:09 No.5154568

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)13:59:09 No.5154568

>>5154556
Weeb dusts the armor and whips out sake to cheer the Mob and Gustaf

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)14:14:24 No.5154590

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)14:14:24 No.5154590

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>>5154565

Weebusy orknight (ID: iMKvBHXw)
02/06/22(Sun)14:17:43 No.5154600

Weebusy orknight (ID: iMKvBHXw) 02/06/22(Sun)14:17:43 No.5154600

>>5154590
Make sake armor!

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp)
02/06/22(Sun)14:18:51 No.5154602

Weeb 3 (ID: eMXu4hsp) 02/06/22(Sun)14:18:51 No.5154602

>>5154590
Use sake as an emotional armor

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)14:20:28 No.5154611

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)14:20:28 No.5154611

>>5154590
An all out attack on the Golem Knight?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)14:26:52 No.5154626

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)14:26:52 No.5154626

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5154600
>>5154602
>>5154611
ROLL 1d100 FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK

highest roll gets picked

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)14:28:54 No.5154630

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)14:28:54 No.5154630

Rolled 24 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5154626
Now, Brothers! Let us defeat this Golem!

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)14:35:34 No.5154644

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)14:35:34 No.5154644

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5154626

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)14:37:53 No.5154648

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)14:37:53 No.5154648

Mob was right about alcoholism.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)14:38:37 No.5154651

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)14:38:37 No.5154651

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5154626
AN ALL OUT ATTACK LETS GO
sorry was recovering from hangover

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:02:10 No.5154685

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:02:10 No.5154685

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>>5154651
sorry was recovering from pooping

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:03:00 No.5154687

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:03:00 No.5154687

>>5154685
did you flush at least, OP?

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:03:37 No.5154690

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:03:37 No.5154690

>>5154685
*throws empty sake bottle at you*

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:04:10 No.5154691

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:04:10 No.5154691

>>5154687
what kinda degenerate do you think I am
>>5154690

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:04:49 No.5154693

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:04:49 No.5154693

>>5154691
lets get back to the game

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:05:17 No.5154694

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:05:17 No.5154694

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>>5154691

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:06:30 No.5154696

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:06:30 No.5154696

>>5154694
bonk

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)15:07:32 No.5154698

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)15:07:32 No.5154698

>>5154694
Lets finish the All out Attack already.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:08:02 No.5154700

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:08:02 No.5154700

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>>5154696

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:09:23 No.5154702

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:09:23 No.5154702

>>5154700
>>5154698
what this guy said

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:10:19 No.5154703

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:10:19 No.5154703

>>5154694
>>5154700
dhraw knigts *hic* you shiter

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:12:38 No.5154707

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:12:38 No.5154707

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>>5154702
>>5154703
Alright fine. The all out attack is hidden inside this safe. If you can work out the combination, the loot is yours

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:13:57 No.5154710

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:13:57 No.5154710

Rolled 167 (1d1337)

>>5154707
open the attack, MEN

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)15:15:07 No.5154712

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)15:15:07 No.5154712

>>5154707
The combination is a Welding Torch and it opens the safe without problems.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:15:09 No.5154713

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:15:09 No.5154713

>>5154707
use the mob knights safe cracking technique by listening to the sound of the lock

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:16:42 No.5154715

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:16:42 No.5154715

>>5154707
*drunk weeb picks up the bottle and throws it at twinkle*

Opee's assistant (ID: H8NOX+66)
02/06/22(Sun)15:16:44 No.5154716

Opee's assistant (ID: H8NOX+66) 02/06/22(Sun)15:16:44 No.5154716

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5154651
With tremendous force and jolly cooperation, the team manages to disassemble the Golem Knight!

But great is their shock when they realize that within the knight was in fact...!

1-12: another knight! (use the number to determine which idk im not your mom)
12-25: the noble!
25-50: a smaller Golem!
50-75: Two other mob knights one on top the other!
75-90: a bunch of greeks who wanted to invade the city!
90-99: innards! it was a living being you monster
100: the grail!?

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:17:36 No.5154717

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:17:36 No.5154717

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5154716
if I don't roll the grail I swear to god

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:17:56 No.5154719

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:17:56 No.5154719

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5154716

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:19:14 No.5154723

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:19:14 No.5154723

>>5154717
you're low on alcohol, bro
*shoves sake in your hand*

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:25:28 No.5154737

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:25:28 No.5154737

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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5154717
>>5154719
>>5154716
Alright. So currently we have 3 possible scenarios:

A. Opee's Roll of 37 - Inside the Golem was another Golem
B. Mob Knight Abel Roll of 18 - Inside the Golem was the Noble! Gasp! And here you thought he turned over a new leaf
C. Weeb 3's roll of 93 - Inside the golem was blood and guts and it just fucking spills everywhere. Turns out it was alive the whole time. You monster.

Anyway, my roll of 1d3 is gonna determine which is it

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:26:52 No.5154742

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:26:52 No.5154742

>>5154737
what is this fucking matryoshka?

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:28:33 No.5154746

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:28:33 No.5154746

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>5154737
don't forget to add your intelligence bonus of +2, OP!

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:29:38 No.5154750

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:29:38 No.5154750

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Oh my god inside the golem is another golem

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:30:35 No.5154753

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:30:35 No.5154753

>>5154750
STAB THE FUCKER WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:32:00 No.5154756

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:32:00 No.5154756

>>5154750
offer him beer as a peace offering

Not Weeb (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:33:59 No.5154761

Not Weeb (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:33:59 No.5154761

>>5154753
>>5154756
the duality of man

Opee's assistant (ID: H8NOX+66)
02/06/22(Sun)15:44:42 No.5154773

Opee's assistant (ID: H8NOX+66) 02/06/22(Sun)15:44:42 No.5154773

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>>5154753
>>5154756
oh no! multi diplomacy!
weeb rolls a d50 against mob!
weeb adds his power to the roll to stab
mob adds his special to the roll for hospitality

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:45:45 No.5154774

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:45:45 No.5154774

Rolled 36 + 4 (1d50 + 4)

>>5154773
EAT THIS SUCKA

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/06/22(Sun)15:47:06 No.5154779

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/06/22(Sun)15:47:06 No.5154779

>>5154773
Gustaf takes a nap in the corner, just so no one wonders where he went.

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)15:49:07 No.5154783

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)15:49:07 No.5154783

Rolled 3 + 8 (1d50 + 8)

>>5154773
*hic*

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/06/22(Sun)15:57:09 No.5154796

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/06/22(Sun)15:57:09 No.5154796

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>>5154774
>>5154783
Hospitality wins!

And since it's almost 4Am, jesus christ. Imma end this session here. see you next timeeeee

updates be here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/06/22(Sun)15:59:32 No.5154798

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/06/22(Sun)15:59:32 No.5154798

>>5154796
ayyyy
good session
hope next one is soon

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD)
02/06/22(Sun)16:00:16 No.5154799

Weeb 3 (ID: 2vGe26gD) 02/06/22(Sun)16:00:16 No.5154799

>>5154796
weeb goes to sleep

Anonymous (ID: wug+sg4y)
02/07/22(Mon)14:03:41 No.5155783

Anonymous (ID: wug+sg4y) 02/07/22(Mon)14:03:41 No.5155783

>>5154796
>4Am
Where do you live?

Anonymous (ID: UG+oxjBO)
02/07/22(Mon)14:08:45 No.5155788

Anonymous (ID: UG+oxjBO) 02/07/22(Mon)14:08:45 No.5155788

>>5155783
sounds like Vietnam

Committee for Gobbo Affairs (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/07/22(Mon)16:50:34 No.5155968

Committee for Gobbo Affairs (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/07/22(Mon)16:50:34 No.5155968

Dear NOTAPALADIN,
After reviewing the contents of Your "Knight(s) Quest" we have come to the conclusion that you have not taken the necessary steps to promote Goblin inclusiveness.
We direct You to fix the aforementioned errors and stop the spread of gobbophobia. Direct action will be taken if this issue is not addressed.
Respectfully

Anonymous (ID: 1GWZIrar)
02/08/22(Tue)05:03:31 No.5156748

Anonymous (ID: 1GWZIrar) 02/08/22(Tue)05:03:31 No.5156748

>>5156113
ZAMN

Anonymous (ID: nOBuPP3R)
02/08/22(Tue)06:11:50 No.5156766

Anonymous (ID: nOBuPP3R) 02/08/22(Tue)06:11:50 No.5156766

>>5155968
should've voted for manlet rider, anon

Anonymous (ID: yPud1SVY)
02/12/22(Sat)12:38:50 No.5162066

Anonymous (ID: yPud1SVY) 02/12/22(Sat)12:38:50 No.5162066

Legend has it that OP is lying shitfaced somewhere in Mob's secret beer stash.

Anonymous (ID: fSXd+0r5)
02/14/22(Mon)09:57:32 No.5165203

Anonymous (ID: fSXd+0r5) 02/14/22(Mon)09:57:32 No.5165203

>>5155968
we don't care about the green jews, fuck off

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)10:01:49 No.5165205

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)10:01:49 No.5165205

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bread soon

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)10:56:41 No.5165235

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)10:56:41 No.5165235

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bread

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)10:57:29 No.5165236

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)10:57:29 No.5165236

>>5165235
Cut it.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)10:59:22 No.5165240

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)10:59:22 No.5165240

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>>5165236

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)10:59:45 No.5165241

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)10:59:45 No.5165241

>>5165235
>>5165236
Wait check to see if OP put razor blades in it

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)10:59:53 No.5165242

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)10:59:53 No.5165242

>>5165240
Is the Grail in the bread?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:00:40 No.5165243

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:00:40 No.5165243

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>>5165242

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:01:45 No.5165244

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:01:45 No.5165244

>>5165243
Cut open OP and look for the Grail there.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)11:02:19 No.5165246

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)11:02:19 No.5165246

Put on the Gucci Suspenders which we acquired

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:12:29 No.5165256

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:12:29 No.5165256

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>>5156748
>>5155968
oh yeah forgot to post this

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)11:12:53 No.5165257

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)11:12:53 No.5165257

>>5165256
KEK

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:15:33 No.5165262

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:15:33 No.5165262

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>>5165244

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:16:53 No.5165263

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:16:53 No.5165263

>>5165262
Damn, empty. Should've figured. Back to the plot then.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)11:17:08 No.5165264

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)11:17:08 No.5165264

>>5165262
Alright... take a swig of beer and look around to see whats happening

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)11:18:22 No.5165266

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)11:18:22 No.5165266

>>5165262
But what's inside OP

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:19:06 No.5165268

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:19:06 No.5165268

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>>5165266

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)11:20:44 No.5165270

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)11:20:44 No.5165270

>>5165268
Well that creates questions I don't want answers too. Lets distract ourselves by getting back to the plot

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:23:48 No.5165272

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:23:48 No.5165272

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>>5165270
Yes, when the golem has a tinier golem inside it

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)11:26:11 No.5165276

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)11:26:11 No.5165276

>>5165272
Bonk

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:27:05 No.5165277

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:27:05 No.5165277

>>5165272
Guess we'll have to break this one too.

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)11:27:11 No.5165279

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)11:27:11 No.5165279

>>5165272
If he was able to fit inside another golem knight, then he must be smaller than an average golem knight.

I insult his height

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1)
02/14/22(Mon)11:30:21 No.5165281

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1) 02/14/22(Mon)11:30:21 No.5165281

>>5165272
Weeb kicks the golem in the shin

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:32:13 No.5165282

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:32:13 No.5165282

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Rolled 48, 45, 90 = 183 (3d100)

>>5165276
>>5165279
>>5165281
Roll 1d100

Golem has +8 Bonus

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:33:39 No.5165285

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:33:39 No.5165285

Rolled 25 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5165282
Lets get this done.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)11:35:03 No.5165288

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)11:35:03 No.5165288

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5165282

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1)
02/14/22(Mon)11:35:53 No.5165290

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1) 02/14/22(Mon)11:35:53 No.5165290

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5165282
2%

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)11:36:10 No.5165292

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)11:36:10 No.5165292

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5165282
He has no excuse, he could have hit the gym to get taller

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1)
02/14/22(Mon)11:39:44 No.5165299

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1) 02/14/22(Mon)11:39:44 No.5165299

>>5165282
>>5165290
I demand my power bonus, OP.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:43:47 No.5165303

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:43:47 No.5165303

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The Mob smacked the golem on the head! This disoriented it for a bit but then Twinkle just had to insult its height and The Weeb tried to kick it in the shin. Causing it to burst into MANLET RAGE, giving it a boost in stats

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:44:48 No.5165305

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:44:48 No.5165305

>>5165303
but not in height

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1)
02/14/22(Mon)11:45:02 No.5165306

Weeb 3 (ID: Y8XKjMM1) 02/14/22(Mon)11:45:02 No.5165306

>>5165303
Katana him in the shin!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:45:46 No.5165307

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:45:46 No.5165307

>>5165303
Buff the team before the fight with the Manlet Rager.

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)11:48:44 No.5165310

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)11:48:44 No.5165310

>>5165303
Stab him in his right eye, which should be easy to reach because he is short

>>5165305
ba dum tss

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)11:52:55 No.5165316

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)11:52:55 No.5165316

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5165307
Roll 1d100 and add your special.

If you lose to my roll : Everyone merely gets a +1 to rolls
If you win against my roll with a <10 difference: Everyone gets a +4
If you win against my roll with a >10 difference: everyone gets a +6

Buff lasts about 3 turns

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:54:54 No.5165321

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:54:54 No.5165321

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>5165316
Damn.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:55:57 No.5165324

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:55:57 No.5165324

Rolled 65 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>5165321
>>5165316
I think this is worth a re-roll, surely OP can't rig this die too.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)11:56:59 No.5165327

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)11:56:59 No.5165327

>>5165324
Absolutely fucking rigged.

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)12:08:58 No.5165337

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)12:08:58 No.5165337

>>5165316
CAN WE ROLL NOW, OP

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)12:10:24 No.5165339

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)12:10:24 No.5165339

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>>5165324
Enjoy your +1 to all rolls, team

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)12:14:10 No.5165341

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)12:14:10 No.5165341

>>5165339
Shut the fuck up, dice rigger.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)12:20:23 No.5165347

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)12:20:23 No.5165347

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

Anyway, the people depicted in this picture, please roll 1d100

Add your best physical stat + 1 thanks to buff

Manlet Golem has +15 bonus

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)12:22:29 No.5165353

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)12:22:29 No.5165353

Rolled 77 + 11 (1d100 + 11)

>>5165347

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)12:22:49 No.5165354

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)12:22:49 No.5165354

Rolled 47 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>5165347

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)12:24:02 No.5165356

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)12:24:02 No.5165356

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5165347
Im in this picture

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)12:26:34 No.5165357

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)12:26:34 No.5165357

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>>5165353
>>5165354
>>5165356

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)12:29:50 No.5165360

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)12:29:50 No.5165360

>>5165357
Loot

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)12:34:43 No.5165367

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)12:34:43 No.5165367

>>5165357
Check to make sure there isn't another ~~shorter~~ golem knight inside of this one

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)12:35:20 No.5165368

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)12:35:20 No.5165368

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5165360
The manlet golem, angered by the Mob's insinuation that it's been defeated and therefore looting time, charges at them with the Weeb and Lilly knight stuck to it

Roll 1d100

Manlet Golem has +10 bonus due to having 2 fuckers stuck to it

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)12:36:29 No.5165370

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)12:36:29 No.5165370

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5165368
Who are you? We've fought so many things in short succession, I dont know who U are. I honestly dont remember where we are. And I dont care

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)12:39:41 No.5165371

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)12:39:41 No.5165371

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>>5165370
In its blind manlet rage, it misses and broke a wall!

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)12:40:00 No.5165372

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)12:40:00 No.5165372

>op keeps spamming filler content
>mob keeps mogging everyone else's rolls
why are we here, just to suffer

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)12:40:04 No.5165373

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)12:40:04 No.5165373

>>5165371
Peek thru wall for goodies

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)12:41:06 No.5165376

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)12:41:06 No.5165376

>>5165371
Weeb twists the blade to break the fucker's leg.

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/14/22(Mon)12:43:08 No.5165377

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/14/22(Mon)12:43:08 No.5165377

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5165371
Try to stab the other eye

Also rolling now because I gotta go

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)12:46:55 No.5165381

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)12:46:55 No.5165381

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Rolled 67, 80 = 147 (2d100)

>>5165373
Aint nothing here

>>5165376
Roll 1d100

Add your power stat + 1 like before

>>5165377

Golem has +10 bonus

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)12:48:12 No.5165383

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)12:48:12 No.5165383

Rolled 81 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>5165381

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)12:48:17 No.5165384

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)12:48:17 No.5165384

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5165381
Jump in and embrace the nothing, become one wih void

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)12:51:45 No.5165388

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)12:51:45 No.5165388

I honestly can't believe that the +1 bonus actually came in handy, but here we are.

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)12:53:44 No.5165390

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)12:53:44 No.5165390

>>5165388
Weeb is rolling against 67, isn't he?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)12:56:40 No.5165392

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)12:56:40 No.5165392

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>>5165383
>>5165377
As the manlet golem is distracted by Twinkle, Orkuzashi twists his sword in the automaton's joints! When it finally got the Lilly Knight off its face and threw her away, the Weeb has managed to sever one of its legs at the knee!

>>5165384
And the Mob Knight stuck their heads into a wall for some reason

>>5165390
Yes

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)12:58:15 No.5165394

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)12:58:15 No.5165394

>>5165392
Cut off the other leg. This golem is going down.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)12:58:58 No.5165396

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)12:58:58 No.5165396

>>5165392
Murder the golem now,, cant we have a MOMENT of peace??

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)13:00:17 No.5165400

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)13:00:17 No.5165400

>>5165392
Rolls the fuck away and spray sake at the Mob to power them up

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:06:30 No.5165409

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:06:30 No.5165409

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Rolled 61, 76, 87 = 224 (3d100)

>>5165394
>>5165396
Roll 1d100 and add your power

Mob gets an additional +1
Gustaf gets an additional +6

Golem has a +8

>>5165400
Roll 1d100 against my third roll, if success then Mob's additional bonus turns into a +4 for this turn

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)13:07:05 No.5165412

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)13:07:05 No.5165412

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5165409
fucking DIE ALREADY

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)13:07:48 No.5165413

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)13:07:48 No.5165413

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5165409
>>5165412
god

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)13:08:23 No.5165415

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)13:08:23 No.5165415

Rolled 59 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5165409
Time to end this.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:18:50 No.5165423

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:18:50 No.5165423

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>>5165412
>>5165413
>>5165415
Orkuzashi missed the Sake spray.

BUt it doesn't matter anyway

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)13:20:37 No.5165426

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)13:20:37 No.5165426

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5165423
I feel like I'm lost in time. This is not an ordinary adventure is it? Just what is the holy grail? brothers I need answers!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)13:20:46 No.5165427

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)13:20:46 No.5165427

>>5165423
Enemy Knight Defeated!

Experience Gain: Huge!

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)13:22:02 No.5165428

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)13:22:02 No.5165428

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>>5165423
Loot

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:30:23 No.5165431

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:30:23 No.5165431

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OP's getting a headache and gotta end this session early. Everyone roll 2d100 for loot. First roll is for picking, second roll is result:

1-30: 50 coins and Almost a level up, 1 more battle and you all get another promotion.
31-60: 100 coins and some golem parts that can be made into a piece of equipment. Like one helmet. Oh and Almost a level up, 1 more battle and you all get another promotion.
61-85: 100 coins and some golem parts that can be made into a weapon or a shield. plus a level up
86-100: 200 coins and enough golem parts for a full set of armor plus a weapon. Plus a level up

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)13:31:02 No.5165432

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)13:31:02 No.5165432

Rolled 81, 10 = 91 (2d100)

>>5165431
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:31:53 No.5165433

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:31:53 No.5165433

>>5165432
wow

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj)
02/14/22(Mon)13:32:25 No.5165435

Weeb 3 (ID: DKkSQKBj) 02/14/22(Mon)13:32:25 No.5165435

Rolled 27, 91 = 118 (2d100)

>>5165431
Enjoy your headache, OP!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)13:33:03 No.5165437

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)13:33:03 No.5165437

Rolled 44, 54 = 98 (2d100)

>>5165431
Mob please, why do you do this to us?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:34:37 No.5165438

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:34:37 No.5165438

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>best reward gets the lowest roll

I can sleep well tonight

Twinkle Extra (ID: 8VsNsR9Y)
02/14/22(Mon)13:37:00 No.5165442

Twinkle Extra (ID: 8VsNsR9Y) 02/14/22(Mon)13:37:00 No.5165442

Rolled 9, 79 = 88 (2d100)

>>5165431

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:42:15 No.5165447

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:42:15 No.5165447

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Congrats on your 50 gold coins, team

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)13:43:05 No.5165449

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)13:43:05 No.5165449

>>5165447
how many beers is that?

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)13:43:50 No.5165450

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)13:43:50 No.5165450

>>5165447
What do we even use coins for? We haven't ever ran across a shop thus far.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:44:44 No.5165452

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:44:44 No.5165452

>>5165450
Pay an artisan to craft golem parts into equipment

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:51:49 No.5165455

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:51:49 No.5165455

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

Anyway, i gotta go sleep sleep.

~~Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

~~You all can roll 1d100 against against my roll up there to pick a different reward tier~~

~~But only the lowest roll gets picked~~

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/14/22(Mon)13:52:41 No.5165456

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/14/22(Mon)13:52:41 No.5165456

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5165455
Honest dice roller my ass.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:54:13 No.5165458

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:54:13 No.5165458

>>5165456
There is no technology to mess with /qst/ dice

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)13:58:21 No.5165462

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)13:58:21 No.5165462

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

To prove I don't rig dice, beat this roll and you can roll as many as you like to beat 84 in order to get better loot

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)14:03:29 No.5165467

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)14:03:29 No.5165467

>>5165462
Okay, this isn't funny anymore.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)14:11:34 No.5165471

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)14:11:34 No.5165471

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5165467
i swear to god it isn't on purpose

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/14/22(Mon)14:12:37 No.5165472

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/14/22(Mon)14:12:37 No.5165472

>>5165471
Do you think this is funny motherfucker? Fuck you

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/14/22(Mon)14:16:03 No.5165477

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/14/22(Mon)14:16:03 No.5165477

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5165472
i just press the dice roll button, iunno how the dice rolls

Anonymous (ID: iMKvBHXw)
02/14/22(Mon)14:20:29 No.5165480

Anonymous (ID: iMKvBHXw) 02/14/22(Mon)14:20:29 No.5165480

>>5165477
Silly op you know your dice roller is rigged now

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/16/22(Wed)09:27:59 No.5167864

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/16/22(Wed)09:27:59 No.5167864

>>5165480
nuh uh

Anonymous (ID: +Pdizgvy)
02/16/22(Wed)10:19:48 No.5167902

Anonymous (ID: +Pdizgvy) 02/16/22(Wed)10:19:48 No.5167902

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>>5167864

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/17/22(Thu)10:57:58 No.5169144

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/17/22(Thu)10:57:58 No.5169144

much apolagogies, no thread today

Anonymous (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/17/22(Thu)11:37:00 No.5169180

Anonymous (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/17/22(Thu)11:37:00 No.5169180

>>5169144
OP needs another day to rig the dice properyl.

Anonymous (ID: rYEV61c7)
02/17/22(Thu)12:50:59 No.5169236

Anonymous (ID: rYEV61c7) 02/17/22(Thu)12:50:59 No.5169236

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>>5169144

Anonymous (ID: iMKvBHXw)
02/20/22(Sun)00:20:24 No.5172749

Anonymous (ID: iMKvBHXw) 02/20/22(Sun)00:20:24 No.5172749

>>5169236
The fuck where is Op?!

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)00:21:07 No.5172751

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)00:21:07 No.5172751

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Anonymous (ID: iMKvBHXw)
02/20/22(Sun)00:22:07 No.5172753

Anonymous (ID: iMKvBHXw) 02/20/22(Sun)00:22:07 No.5172753

>>5172751
Time for the come back!

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)00:32:49 No.5172761

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)00:32:49 No.5172761

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>>5172753
Uh yes. Of course. Yes. Hmm yes

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)00:34:13 No.5172762

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)00:34:13 No.5172762

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5172761
get us back to the plot

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)00:39:06 No.5172763

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)00:39:06 No.5172763

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>>5172762
Right right of course, after defeating the golem and getting 50 gold for their troubles (and nothing else, probably), the party finds that the other 2 rogue knights have used the commotion to escape

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)00:40:39 No.5172765

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)00:40:39 No.5172765

>>5172763
Did we get a level up?

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)00:41:39 No.5172766

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)00:41:39 No.5172766

>>5172763
I think he's still alive

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)00:46:18 No.5172767

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)00:46:18 No.5172767

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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5172765
wellllll

>>5172766
Do you?! Roll 1d100 to check

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)00:49:44 No.5172770

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)00:49:44 No.5172770

>>5172767
Start drinking to forget the pain.

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r)
02/20/22(Sun)00:51:11 No.5172772

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r) 02/20/22(Sun)00:51:11 No.5172772

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5172767
Checking go

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)00:58:25 No.5172777

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)00:58:25 No.5172777

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>>5172770
>>5172772
As the Mob drinks to forget the pain, Twinkle saunters up to the Golem's severed head to check if it's still functional.

Seems like it is

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)00:59:22 No.5172778

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)00:59:22 No.5172778

>>5172777
nice trips
start dousing the dude in beer

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:00:39 No.5172779

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:00:39 No.5172779

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>>5172778

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:02:37 No.5172782

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:02:37 No.5172782

>>5172779
start playing football with the guy's head

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r)
02/20/22(Sun)01:03:13 No.5172783

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r) 02/20/22(Sun)01:03:13 No.5172783

>>5172779
Interrogate him, he's still a knight

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:10:20 No.5172791

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:10:20 No.5172791

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>>5172782
>>5172783

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r)
02/20/22(Sun)01:15:26 No.5172792

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r) 02/20/22(Sun)01:15:26 No.5172792

>>5172791
Well, we'll probably see him again anyway

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:15:26 No.5172793

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:15:26 No.5172793

>>5172791
SCORE A GOAL WITH THE GOLEM'S HEAD

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:19:14 No.5172795

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:19:14 No.5172795

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5172793
ROLL 1d100

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:24:19 No.5172797

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:24:19 No.5172797

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5172795
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:26:25 No.5172798

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:26:25 No.5172798

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>>5172797

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r)
02/20/22(Sun)01:26:47 No.5172799

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r) 02/20/22(Sun)01:26:47 No.5172799

>>5172795
What Mob Knight in the head

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:29:06 No.5172801

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:29:06 No.5172801

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>>5172799
Indeed, WHAT IS inside that head

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r)
02/20/22(Sun)01:29:43 No.5172803

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: FTxT195r) 02/20/22(Sun)01:29:43 No.5172803

>>5172799
Whap, I mean

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:30:51 No.5172805

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:30:51 No.5172805

>>5172801
You'd have to take off teh helmet to find out.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:32:03 No.5172807

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:32:03 No.5172807

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>>5172803

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:33:26 No.5172808

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:33:26 No.5172808

>>5172807
Snap back into soberness

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:39:23 No.5172809

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:39:23 No.5172809

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>>5172808
The Mob is now sober.

They are now being crushed under the terrible weight of this painful existence

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)01:40:57 No.5172812

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)01:40:57 No.5172812

>>5172809
Well go drag those knights to the house

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:41:16 No.5172813

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:41:16 No.5172813

>>5172809
Get a stat boost from being sober?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:44:05 No.5172815

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:44:05 No.5172815

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5172812
House? What house? And who might you be, mysterious anon in the back?

>>5172813
Roll 1d100

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)01:44:13 No.5172816

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)01:44:13 No.5172816

>>5172809
Rally the Knights to go after the next location on the Gnome's hangout list. We have to find him and beat him up for information on the Grail.

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)01:44:51 No.5172818

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)01:44:51 No.5172818

>>5172815
>>5172816
That house

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)01:47:19 No.5172821

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)01:47:19 No.5172821

>>5172815
>>5172818

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:47:40 No.5172822

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:47:40 No.5172822

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5172815
URAH

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)01:53:28 No.5172824

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)01:53:28 No.5172824

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>>5172822
>>5172821
>>5172816
Gustaf rallies the rest of the knights to head onwards! The grail must be found!

Oh and due to being sober (for now), the MOb Knight has this change in stats:

Regained motor functions: Speed went from 4 to 6
Reduced pain tolerance: Health went from 6 to 5

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)01:54:40 No.5172826

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)01:54:40 No.5172826

>>5172824
oh shittttttt
Start acting more serious as Mob Knights.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)01:59:27 No.5172830

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)01:59:27 No.5172830

>>5172824
What is the next stop on the list?

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)02:01:50 No.5172831

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)02:01:50 No.5172831

>>5172824
leave weeb behind for revenge for him stabbing you

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)02:06:29 No.5172834

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)02:06:29 No.5172834

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>>5172826
>>5172830
>>5172831
You already hit the bridge, there's still a tavern and the back alley left

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)02:07:57 No.5172835

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)02:07:57 No.5172835

>>5172834
lets go to the back alley, lest we get tempted by drinks at the tavern.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)02:10:14 No.5172837

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)02:10:14 No.5172837

>>5172834
Back Alley it is then.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)02:18:03 No.5172840

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)02:18:03 No.5172840

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>>5172835
>>5172837
dun dun

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)02:21:35 No.5172843

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)02:21:35 No.5172843

>>5172840
Scan the perimiter carefully. There could be an endless number of encounters waiting to happen here.

Anonymous (ID: 8yeQjf6E)
02/20/22(Sun)02:22:12 No.5172845

Anonymous (ID: 8yeQjf6E) 02/20/22(Sun)02:22:12 No.5172845

>>5172840
thats a dark handsome alley

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)02:29:04 No.5172850

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)02:29:04 No.5172850

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5172843
KNIGHT VISION ACTIVATE

Roll 1d100

Add your special

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)02:29:38 No.5172851

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)02:29:38 No.5172851

>>5172850
nice laser eyes loser

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)02:30:44 No.5172852

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)02:30:44 No.5172852

Rolled 65 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>5172850
That do be an auto-success. Watch me roll a 1 on the die anyway.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)02:37:19 No.5172857

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)02:37:19 No.5172857

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>>5172852
Ambush detected, they're waiting for you in there

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)02:40:23 No.5172859

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)02:40:23 No.5172859

>>5172857
Throw weeb to them

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)02:43:02 No.5172862

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)02:43:02 No.5172862

>>5172857
Throw the Mob at them.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)02:50:11 No.5172867

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)02:50:11 No.5172867

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>>5172859
>>5172862

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)02:56:49 No.5172869

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)02:56:49 No.5172869

>>5172867
HEAVE-HO!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)03:02:41 No.5172873

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)03:02:41 No.5172873

>>5172867
Mob projectiles, standing by for launch.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)03:04:23 No.5172877

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)03:04:23 No.5172877

>>5172867
throw us

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)03:04:28 No.5172878

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)03:04:28 No.5172878

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5172869
>>5172873
Roll 1d100 and add your Power

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)03:07:47 No.5172881

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)03:07:47 No.5172881

Rolled 35 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>5172878

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)03:09:08 No.5172882

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)03:09:08 No.5172882

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5172881
Go, Mob Knights

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)03:10:10 No.5172884

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)03:10:10 No.5172884

Rolled 98 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5172882
>>5172878
Well, that's this sessions re-roll I think.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)03:17:15 No.5172892

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)03:17:15 No.5172892

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>>5172884

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)03:19:04 No.5172894

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)03:19:04 No.5172894

>>5172892
TAKE A LOOK AT OUR ENEMIES BEFORE WE DIVE ON THEM

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)03:22:41 No.5172895

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)03:22:41 No.5172895

>>5172892
Engage the enemy before they can recover!

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)03:34:58 No.5172902

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)03:34:58 No.5172902

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>>5172894
>>5172895
It's othe Gnome's thugs! You're on the right track!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)03:35:37 No.5172903

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)03:35:37 No.5172903

>>5172902
SOBER MOB TECHNIQUE - HOLY DIVER!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)03:36:26 No.5172905

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)03:36:26 No.5172905

>>5172902
Commence sensless beatings.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)03:48:36 No.5172907

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)03:48:36 No.5172907

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5172903
>>5172905
ROLL 1d100

ADD YA SPEED FOR ACCURACY

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)03:49:14 No.5172908

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)03:49:14 No.5172908

Rolled 24 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>5172907
URAAAAAAAAH

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)03:52:42 No.5172910

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)03:52:42 No.5172910

Rolled 18 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5172907
Dastardly thugs recover quickly from mob projectiles. If only Twinkle didn't fall in to a coma after failing to toss the Weeb, we could've used her speed here.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)03:58:03 No.5172912

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)03:58:03 No.5172912

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>>5172908
>>5172910
Damn these guys're fast

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)03:59:11 No.5172913

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)03:59:11 No.5172913

>>5172912
Secretly attack from behind because that coma was a feint, serious

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)04:00:57 No.5172914

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)04:00:57 No.5172914

>>5172912
Keep up the preassure so Twinkle can get in and molest the thugs from behind.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)04:01:40 No.5172916

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)04:01:40 No.5172916

>>5172912
Distract the thugs with loud yelling so Twinkle and Gustaf can get their attacks done!

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:02:13 No.5172917

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:02:13 No.5172917

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5172913
Yes. Totally.

Roll 1d100. Add your speed plus 5 surprise bonus

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:03:34 No.5172918

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:03:34 No.5172918

>>5172917

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:04:05 No.5172919

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:04:05 No.5172919

Rolled 7 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>5172918

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)04:05:10 No.5172920

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)04:05:10 No.5172920

>>5172919
Impressive.

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:06:20 No.5172922

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:06:20 No.5172922

>>5172920
Oops.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:07:27 No.5172924

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:07:27 No.5172924

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>>5172919

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:10:13 No.5172925

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:10:13 No.5172925

>>5172924
>>5172914
>>5172916
What about those guys

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)04:13:07 No.5172927

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)04:13:07 No.5172927

>>5172924
>>5172925
clearly these guys have speed faster than we can comprehend

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)04:15:04 No.5172928

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)04:15:04 No.5172928

>>5172927
They are already behind us!

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:18:36 No.5172929

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:18:36 No.5172929

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>>5172925
>>5172927
>>5172928
GASP

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)04:19:46 No.5172930

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)04:19:46 No.5172930

>>5172929
OUR SOBER SENSE/SPEED LETS US COUNTER THIS

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:19:54 No.5172931

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:19:54 No.5172931

>>5172929
They turn out to not be thieves.
~~They're evangelists.~~

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)04:25:17 No.5172936

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)04:25:17 No.5172936

>>5172929
Turn around to face the clever foes.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:28:34 No.5172937

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:28:34 No.5172937

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5172930
>>5172931
>>5172936
OH SHIT MOB KNIGHT ROLL 1d100 ADD YOUR SPEED

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)04:28:58 No.5172938

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)04:28:58 No.5172938

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5172937
GOTTA GO FAST

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)04:29:59 No.5172939

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)04:29:59 No.5172939

>>5172938
>>5172937
shit we getting stabbed in the side boyyyyy

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:35:35 No.5172942

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:35:35 No.5172942

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>>5172938

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)04:36:52 No.5172943

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)04:36:52 No.5172943

>>5172942
AVENGE US AAAAAAAAA

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)04:38:35 No.5172947

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)04:38:35 No.5172947

>>5172942
Sober Mob is a lot more disappointing than Drunk Mob.

Strike at the thugs with great fury.

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:39:50 No.5172948

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:39:50 No.5172948

>>5172942
Try the behind thing again

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:41:53 No.5172949

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:41:53 No.5172949

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5172947
>>5172948
Surely Gustaf wouldn't fucking beef it after insulting the Mob's competence.

Roll 1d100 and add your speed

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)04:43:05 No.5172950

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)04:43:05 No.5172950

Rolled 79 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5172949
It would be an impressively bad roll if I did.

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:46:14 No.5172951

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:46:14 No.5172951

>>5172950
clap for him

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:49:47 No.5172952

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:49:47 No.5172952

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>>5172950
>>5172951

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)04:50:56 No.5172953

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)04:50:56 No.5172953

>>5172952
Poke the Mob to see if they are dead or not.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)04:51:24 No.5172955

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)04:51:24 No.5172955

>>5172953
>>5172952
just give us a little bit of alcohol
we'll be fine

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)04:51:36 No.5172956

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)04:51:36 No.5172956

>>5172952
check the dead bodies for loot

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)04:59:45 No.5172964

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)04:59:45 No.5172964

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>>5172953
>>5172955
>>5172956
HUzzah! Victory! OP apologies for ending this now but some IRL stuff just came up so I gotta go.

Roll 1d100 to check for loot

1-5: You get nothing. Not even enough EXP to level up.
6-39: You get enough EXP to level up and about 10 gold coins
40-65: You get enough EXP to level up and about 10 gold coins plus like....3 bandit knives or some shit
66-100: You get enough EXP to level up and about 10 gold coins and uh....I dunno, enough material to make a, uh, bandit armor set or something

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)05:00:13 No.5172965

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)05:00:13 No.5172965

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5172964
>bandit armor set
gimme

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn)
02/20/22(Sun)05:01:52 No.5172966

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: xfE/sZmn) 02/20/22(Sun)05:01:52 No.5172966

Rolled 42 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5172964
Crafting materials. Hmm.

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M)
02/20/22(Sun)05:02:44 No.5172967

Lilly Knight Twinkle (ID: RTEz5L+M) 02/20/22(Sun)05:02:44 No.5172967

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5172964
huh

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)05:05:54 No.5172970

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)05:05:54 No.5172970

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>>5172967
Congrats! The battle was enough for you all to level up! You also found 10 gold and enough material to craft a bandit armor set! May or may not mean you just stripped a dude of his clothing

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)05:08:44 No.5172973

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)05:08:44 No.5172973

>>5172970
We rolling to craft this bandit armor set?
I think it'd be useful for the mob cause we got good charisma.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/20/22(Sun)05:11:57 No.5172977

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/20/22(Sun)05:11:57 No.5172977

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>>5172973
Well you can. You could also take it to an armorer, probably safer. But more exxpensive that way.

In any case I uh, gotta go. Every gets 1 stat point to put wherever, toodles.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: 8yeQjf6E)
02/20/22(Sun)05:20:43 No.5172980

Anonymous (ID: 8yeQjf6E) 02/20/22(Sun)05:20:43 No.5172980

>>5172973
how are you going to split the armor between the two?

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
02/20/22(Sun)05:21:58 No.5172981

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 02/20/22(Sun)05:21:58 No.5172981

>>5172980
it's a secret mob benefit that whatever a merchant makes, we get two of the object

Weeb 4-1 (ID: /G6qCUCD)
02/20/22(Sun)05:28:28 No.5172985

Weeb 4-1 (ID: /G6qCUCD) 02/20/22(Sun)05:28:28 No.5172985

>missed the bread
fuck

Anonymous (ID: 8yeQjf6E)
02/20/22(Sun)05:29:36 No.5172987

Anonymous (ID: 8yeQjf6E) 02/20/22(Sun)05:29:36 No.5172987

>>5172981
the mob secrets are truly perplexing

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5)
02/21/22(Mon)11:34:09 No.5174528

Anonymous (ID: I7XjnTn5) 02/21/22(Mon)11:34:09 No.5174528

>>5172987
the secrets of the mob knights are guarded by the greatest of their kind
~~They're just like normal mob knights, but there are 3 of them~~

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
02/21/22(Mon)21:15:45 No.5175206

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 02/21/22(Mon)21:15:45 No.5175206

Mob

Anonymous (ID: KR7HXV/V)
02/22/22(Tue)02:50:45 No.5175430

Anonymous (ID: KR7HXV/V) 02/22/22(Tue)02:50:45 No.5175430

>>5174528
and who guards the secret if splitting the armor between the three of them?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/22/22(Tue)04:55:30 No.5175505

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/22/22(Tue)04:55:30 No.5175505

>>5175430
An even greater mob knight. The mythical ~~Mob Knights that's actually 4 guys~~

Anonymous (ID: zQBLcxyD)
02/22/22(Tue)05:42:05 No.5175529

Anonymous (ID: zQBLcxyD) 02/22/22(Tue)05:42:05 No.5175529

>>5175505
I'm afraid to ask further questions

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/24/22(Thu)11:43:41 No.5178512

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/24/22(Thu)11:43:41 No.5178512

Thread soon ish

Anonymous (ID: +mZvnz3w)
02/24/22(Thu)12:00:28 No.5178529

Anonymous (ID: +mZvnz3w) 02/24/22(Thu)12:00:28 No.5178529

>>5178512
after how many delays?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
02/24/22(Thu)12:01:30 No.5178531

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 02/24/22(Thu)12:01:30 No.5178531

>>5178529
yes

Anonymous (ID: lvdBXc0q)
02/24/22(Thu)12:23:57 No.5178548

Anonymous (ID: lvdBXc0q) 02/24/22(Thu)12:23:57 No.5178548

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>>5178531
cyberknight 1477

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/01/22(Tue)08:10:48 No.5182360

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/01/22(Tue)08:10:48 No.5182360

much apolagogies

am sick

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/01/22(Tue)09:11:11 No.5182380

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/01/22(Tue)09:11:11 No.5182380

>>5182360
Das rite you are one sick cunt, OP!

Anonymous (ID: Zogjx+v2)
03/01/22(Tue)09:45:47 No.5182385

Anonymous (ID: Zogjx+v2) 03/01/22(Tue)09:45:47 No.5182385

Unfortunately OP passed away due to aids.

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/05/22(Sat)19:16:09 No.5186906

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/05/22(Sat)19:16:09 No.5186906

Quattrobros...........

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/06/22(Sun)05:26:06 No.5187722

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/06/22(Sun)05:26:06 No.5187722

possible thred 2morrow

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/06/22(Sun)05:37:16 No.5187728

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/06/22(Sun)05:37:16 No.5187728

>>5187722
Nuclear war also possible. So what shithead

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M)
03/08/22(Tue)12:07:21 No.5189635

Anonymous (ID: RTEz5L+M) 03/08/22(Tue)12:07:21 No.5189635

real bad with time

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)13:17:09 No.5189677

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)13:17:09 No.5189677

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>>5189635
yes

Anonymous (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)13:20:57 No.5189679

Anonymous (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)13:20:57 No.5189679

is the ghost of OP calling us to gather around again

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)13:22:11 No.5189680

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)13:22:11 No.5189680

>>5189677
Don't forget to level up, Brothers.
Gustaf adds +1 to Power to expand his swole strength.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)13:23:01 No.5189681

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)13:23:01 No.5189681

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>>5189679

Wee (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)13:25:06 No.5189682

Wee (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)13:25:06 No.5189682

>>5189681
aww adorable
~~now load the level~~

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)13:29:15 No.5189686

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)13:29:15 No.5189686

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>>5189682
Yes of course. We last left our heroes when they just beaten a group of surprisingly fast thugs.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)13:30:46 No.5189687

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)13:30:46 No.5189687

>>5189686
The Weeb didn't do anything though, remove him from the victory pose.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)13:35:28 No.5189689

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)13:35:28 No.5189689

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>>5189687

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)13:37:14 No.5189692

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)13:37:14 No.5189692

>>5189689
Right, excellent. Search the thugs for clues to the Gnome's whereabouts.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)13:43:42 No.5189694

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)13:43:42 No.5189694

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5189692
Roll 1d100 to search the thugs.

+30 bonus

Definitely no level ups to be found here, no sir

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)13:46:07 No.5189697

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)13:46:07 No.5189697

Rolled 10 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>5189694
Do not lie to me, there are level ups here even if you rig the dice to hide them.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)13:48:24 No.5189699

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)13:48:24 No.5189699

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>>5189697
no i didn't

Anonymous (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)13:49:06 No.5189700

Anonymous (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)13:49:06 No.5189700

havent caught up since thread 1. tldr so I dont look retarded

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)13:52:33 No.5189701

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)13:52:33 No.5189701

>>5189699
Ponder the absence of other Knights and evidence linking these thugs to the Gnome, while also getting the promised Level up from OP.

We (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)13:53:37 No.5189702

We (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)13:53:37 No.5189702

>>5189700
We beat up some nerd, and we're chasing holy grail. OP aggressively rigs the dice (see >>5165462, >>5165471) and tries to scam us out of level ups.

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)13:55:28 No.5189704

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)13:55:28 No.5189704

>>5189702
>tries to scam us out of level ups
We'll just have to cheat even harder than he rigs.

Wehappy 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)14:01:12 No.5189708

Wehappy 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)14:01:12 No.5189708

>>5189704
He has the power to roll two 100s in a row, how do you beat that?

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:02:54 No.5189709

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:02:54 No.5189709

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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5189701
>>5189704
>>5189708
OP does not rig dice, what are you talking about

also you all get 1 point to add to any stat

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)14:05:39 No.5189713

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)14:05:39 No.5189713

>>5189709
>OP does not rig dice, what are you talking about
>rolls a 96 followed by a 99
Sure. And the sky is red and fish climb trees.
Gustaf increases his swole by adding +1 to Power.

Weeb (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)14:06:25 No.5189714

Weeb (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)14:06:25 No.5189714

>>5189709
do you think this is fucking funny

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:07:50 No.5189716

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:07:50 No.5189716

>>5189714
maybe

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:09:35 No.5189717

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:09:35 No.5189717

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>>5189713

Weeb (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)14:15:58 No.5189722

Weeb (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)14:15:58 No.5189722

>>5189716
Okay, now can we start before you get dragged away to the gulag again?

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)14:16:20 No.5189723

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)14:16:20 No.5189723

>>5189717
Now then, onwards to the last place on the list. The Tavern. If we can't find any clues to find the Gnome there OP has to figure out how to continue the plot without our help.

Carry the comatose knights to the Tavern with the help of the newely acquired SWOLE.

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)14:19:56 No.5189726

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)14:19:56 No.5189726

>>5189709
We maxing Will

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:21:28 No.5189727

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:21:28 No.5189727

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>>5189722
>>5189723
>>5189726
And so the party heads off to the tavern where the Gnome may be hiding. With Twinkle's comatose body in tow.

Orkuzashi seems to have decided to not use his level up

Weebusy orknight (ID: dCmn1Hx5)
03/08/22(Tue)14:22:07 No.5189728

Weebusy orknight (ID: dCmn1Hx5) 03/08/22(Tue)14:22:07 No.5189728

>>5189717
Bring on the sweet cheese

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)14:22:24 No.5189729

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)14:22:24 No.5189729

>>5189709
>>5189727
Orkuzashi invests +1 in speed, sry

Weebusy orknight (ID: dCmn1Hx5)
03/08/22(Tue)14:23:16 No.5189731

Weebusy orknight (ID: dCmn1Hx5) 03/08/22(Tue)14:23:16 No.5189731

>>5189727
We want our level up!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)14:23:55 No.5189732

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)14:23:55 No.5189732

>>5189727
Observe the tavern as the rest of the level loads in.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:26:12 No.5189733

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:26:12 No.5189733

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5189729
noted
>>5189732
Roll 1d100 to determine the level of hostility in the area

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)14:27:08 No.5189734

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)14:27:08 No.5189734

>>5189733
I sense a presence

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)14:27:46 No.5189735

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)14:27:46 No.5189735

>>5189733
things about to get lit i feel it

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE)
03/08/22(Tue)14:28:18 No.5189736

Mobile Gustaf (ID: df/sg5SE) 03/08/22(Tue)14:28:18 No.5189736

Rolled 46 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5189733
Hmm.

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)14:31:06 No.5189737

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)14:31:06 No.5189737

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5189733
Rolling for big titty succubus

Weebusy orknight (ID: prjz4V0B)
03/08/22(Tue)14:33:36 No.5189739

Weebusy orknight (ID: prjz4V0B) 03/08/22(Tue)14:33:36 No.5189739

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5189733

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:35:23 No.5189740

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:35:23 No.5189740

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Surprisingly, things are pretty calm so far. The tavern is filled with the gnome's henchmen, but it seems they're currently too preoccupied with enjoying themselves to notice the group of knights heading in

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)14:37:27 No.5189742

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)14:37:27 No.5189742

>>5189736
Who are we to kill, Sir Gustaf?

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)14:39:42 No.5189744

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)14:39:42 No.5189744

>>5189740
Never trust a gnome. Try to secretly ease drop on them

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:44:25 No.5189747

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:44:25 No.5189747

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5189744
Surely it would be a simple task for the Mob Knights to casually saunter up to the counter, pretending to be simple patrons and eavesdrop on the thugs

Roll 1d100

+4 Special bonus and +30 due to being in your domain, a fucking Tavern

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)14:46:51 No.5189750

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)14:46:51 No.5189750

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5189747
we got this

Mobile Gustaf (ID: zGVwnnmH)
03/08/22(Tue)14:47:16 No.5189751

Mobile Gustaf (ID: zGVwnnmH) 03/08/22(Tue)14:47:16 No.5189751

>>5189747
I kneel to the unrivaled Masters of the Tavern, the Mob.

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)14:48:42 No.5189754

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)14:48:42 No.5189754

>>5189747
If they fail Orkuzashi pester so gnomes if they like manga scolls.

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)14:50:01 No.5189757

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)14:50:01 No.5189757

>>5189754
if that doesn't work, show them the incase scrolls

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)14:50:39 No.5189759

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)14:50:39 No.5189759

>>5189757
This is why you are a good weeb

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)14:56:01 No.5189766

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)14:56:01 No.5189766

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>>5189750
Huh, where did that drink come from? No matter. The Mob casually plops themselves down at the counter, seemingly being a humble patron, right next to a pair of thugs discussing their plans:

"So, heard it's going down tonight"

"Yeah, we got the grail, boss wants everyone to be ready in about an hour"

"What about those knights?"

"Iunno, heard they fell into the river or something"

"So we're supposed to meet up at the temple right?"

"No, dumbass, we're gathering at...."

A. The top of Tower city. Which is also a tower
B. The hidden lair, located deep inside the city
C. The mayor's manor, currently holding a party for the nobles, they won't know what'll hit em
D. [insert location here]

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)14:58:56 No.5189771

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)14:58:56 No.5189771

>>5189766
>D. The National Musem of Goblin Arts

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)14:59:57 No.5189772

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)14:59:57 No.5189772

>>5189771
lets go

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)15:00:43 No.5189775

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)15:00:43 No.5189775

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>>5189766
A. The top of Tower city. Which is also a tower

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)15:00:48 No.5189776

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)15:00:48 No.5189776

>>5189771
this

Mobile Gustaf (ID: zGVwnnmH)
03/08/22(Tue)15:02:19 No.5189778

Mobile Gustaf (ID: zGVwnnmH) 03/08/22(Tue)15:02:19 No.5189778

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5189766
>B: The hidden lair, located deep inside the city. From there we will escort the grail to the ritual site, qhich is located at...
>A: The top of Tower city. Which is also a tower.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:03:20 No.5189779

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:03:20 No.5189779

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>>5189771
I'm sensing Ulterior Motives

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:04:37 No.5189781

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:04:37 No.5189781

>>5189779
What motives? I don't see any motives! OP you need to stop messing around. Lets go to the museum to get enlightened on goblin culture and also to retrieve the grail.

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)15:05:23 No.5189784

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)15:05:23 No.5189784

>>5189779
Just be cool. Dont worry about it. Two birds one stone

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)15:06:12 No.5189786

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)15:06:12 No.5189786

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>>5189781
>>5189784
more like two stones one bird

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:09:39 No.5189790

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:09:39 No.5189790

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>>5189771
>>5189775
>>5189778
Perhaps the meeting is held inside a secret lair, accessible through the Museum of Goblin arts. Which coincidentally is located at the top of Tower City....inside a tower

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:10:33 No.5189791

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:10:33 No.5189791

>>5189790
Hmmmmm.... maybe....
But before we go, uhh, bartender, I'll have uhh...
uno beero. uno hundred of beers actually. The usual

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt)
03/08/22(Tue)15:10:50 No.5189792

Weeb 3 (ID: n9xI2kTt) 03/08/22(Tue)15:10:50 No.5189792

>>5189790
Yes, go go go

Mobile Gustaf (ID: zGVwnnmH)
03/08/22(Tue)15:11:21 No.5189793

Mobile Gustaf (ID: zGVwnnmH) 03/08/22(Tue)15:11:21 No.5189793

>>5189790
Or maybe there is no National Museum of Goblin Arts and the Mob is just drunk again.

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)15:14:57 No.5189798

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)15:14:57 No.5189798

>>5189790
yea that sounds right. Definitely what the henchmen said

Anonymous (ID: C3LAL6qg)
03/08/22(Tue)15:17:59 No.5189800

Anonymous (ID: C3LAL6qg) 03/08/22(Tue)15:17:59 No.5189800

looks like i arrived just in time to see some fine goblin arts

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:19:31 No.5189802

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:19:31 No.5189802

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>>5189791
"sure. 100 beers. Comin' right up......Are ya gonna pay for it tho? And don't say put it on your tab"

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)15:20:50 No.5189803

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)15:20:50 No.5189803

>>5189802
Orkuzashi hands the bartender a paper saying
DALLORU

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:21:30 No.5189805

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:21:30 No.5189805

>>5189802
Actually, the royal government subsidizes my drinking expenditures. We created a trade union of grail guardians just to fight for this right. They relented

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz)
03/08/22(Tue)15:22:27 No.5189806

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz) 03/08/22(Tue)15:22:27 No.5189806

>>5189802
Silently prepare for combat.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:27:04 No.5189810

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:27:04 No.5189810

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>>5189803
"Haha, very funny, you still gotta p-- >>5189805 ...Did you say "grail guardians" ?"

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:29:29 No.5189812

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:29:29 No.5189812

>>5189810
*Gulp* Sorry I had mucus down my throat. I said... Golem GuardiansTM. It's a state enterprise for the production of golems and used for public security in... the east part of the country. You know, the vampire raids there are insane haha!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz)
03/08/22(Tue)15:31:15 No.5189813

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz) 03/08/22(Tue)15:31:15 No.5189813

>>5189810
Prepare to beat the snot out of the bartender if things go south.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:33:48 No.5189817

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:33:48 No.5189817

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5189812
>>5189813
Roll 1d100 to not have things escalate into violence

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:34:20 No.5189818

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:34:20 No.5189818

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5189817
h-heh he hehehe!

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi)
03/08/22(Tue)15:34:59 No.5189819

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi) 03/08/22(Tue)15:34:59 No.5189819

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5189817
Easy, we have the goblin mags... er, scrolls

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)15:35:11 No.5189821

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)15:35:11 No.5189821

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5189817
Orkuzashi Dances his favorite pop idol dance to calm people down

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:39:42 No.5189827

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:39:42 No.5189827

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>>5189818
".....Hmm, then I must have misheard then, nevermind. Hope you give those vampires a good thrashing then. Those fanged fuckers need to be taken down a peg or two"

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi)
03/08/22(Tue)15:40:00 No.5189828

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi) 03/08/22(Tue)15:40:00 No.5189828

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>>5189821
I'm sure he can pull it off convincingly

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:40:48 No.5189830

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:40:48 No.5189830

>>5189827
Das Rite
I'm no longer thirsty gang. Lets uhh have a smoke in the back alley and think things over.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz)
03/08/22(Tue)15:42:44 No.5189833

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz) 03/08/22(Tue)15:42:44 No.5189833

>>5189830
>>5189827
Leave with the Mob before we blow our cover again.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:45:12 No.5189837

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:45:12 No.5189837

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>>5189830
>>5189833
"Don't you think those guys were weirdly suspicious?"

"How so?"

"Well.......out of all of them, only 2 ordered drinks"

"My god, they're....cheapskates"

"Those bastards"

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)15:46:15 No.5189839

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)15:46:15 No.5189839

>>5189837
Fan dance out the door

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:48:19 No.5189841

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:48:19 No.5189841

Alright boys. I got this all figured out. We'll bee line it for the top'o the tower all quiet like an' then disguise ourselves to gain entry to t'museum. Then the rest o'you enters the secret lair and nabs the grail... and I'll stay behind in the museum to make sure you ain't followed

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi)
03/08/22(Tue)15:49:10 No.5189842

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi) 03/08/22(Tue)15:49:10 No.5189842

>>5189837
Drag unconscious Twinkle in and say she will pay our tab.
Then we leave.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz)
03/08/22(Tue)15:49:53 No.5189843

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz) 03/08/22(Tue)15:49:53 No.5189843

>>5189837
Weird how none of them noticed I was carrying a comatose Lady Knight the whole time.
Quickly now, to the Gnome's secret lair!

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi)
03/08/22(Tue)15:51:23 No.5189844

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi) 03/08/22(Tue)15:51:23 No.5189844

>>5189843
Oh nice, just drop the lesbo at the bar and we can set off, then

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)15:51:33 No.5189845

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)15:51:33 No.5189845

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>>5189839
"And one of them's a fucking weeb to boot. THe horror"

"How could you tell?"

"Look over there, he's doing that dance from the eastern lands!"

"......how do you know what dance that was?"

"oh shit"

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)15:52:22 No.5189846

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)15:52:22 No.5189846

>>5189845
I'm saving this

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)15:53:54 No.5189847

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)15:53:54 No.5189847

>>5189845
Look around for the big tower

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz)
03/08/22(Tue)15:55:17 No.5189848

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz) 03/08/22(Tue)15:55:17 No.5189848

>>5189845
Clobber the Weeb over the head and pull him out the door before he activates a combat encounter with his gay dance.

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)15:58:58 No.5189853

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)15:58:58 No.5189853

>>5189848
It's not gay! ITS EXOTIC!

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)16:00:06 No.5189854

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)16:00:06 No.5189854

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>>5189846
>>5189847
>>5189848
Yes. Now where would the tallest point of tower city, which is also a tower, be?

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)16:00:34 No.5189857

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)16:00:34 No.5189857

>>5189854
Look around for a tourist brochure just to be safe

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)16:01:27 No.5189858

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)16:01:27 No.5189858

>>5189854
We must search below ground, some towers are taller in reverse!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz)
03/08/22(Tue)16:03:12 No.5189861

Mobile Gustaf (ID: THM139Iz) 03/08/22(Tue)16:03:12 No.5189861

>>5189857
>>5189854
Yes, investigate the area for a brochure with Brother Cain. It might hold valuable information.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)16:08:23 No.5189865

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)16:08:23 No.5189865

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>>5189857
>>5189861
What luck! A nearby noticeboard had a tourist brochure! It tells of the must-see sights of Tower City, including the tallest point. Which is indeed also a tower. Even had the address in here and everything

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)16:10:43 No.5189867

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)16:10:43 No.5189867

>>5189865
They even have a fun labyrinth puzzle here, anyone have a crayon?

Anonymous (ID: HEIy6GUi)
03/08/22(Tue)16:14:46 No.5189873

Anonymous (ID: HEIy6GUi) 03/08/22(Tue)16:14:46 No.5189873

>>5189865
Weeb looks at the map and sets off in the tower's direction

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2)
03/08/22(Tue)16:15:32 No.5189874

Weebusy orknight (ID: 9CvTjla2) 03/08/22(Tue)16:15:32 No.5189874

>>5189873
>>5189865
This but with a name attached

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)16:16:23 No.5189876

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)16:16:23 No.5189876

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>>5189867

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi)
03/08/22(Tue)16:17:56 No.5189877

Weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi) 03/08/22(Tue)16:17:56 No.5189877

>>5189876
Weeb uses the grappling hook to get over each wall.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/08/22(Tue)16:20:14 No.5189878

Mob Knight Cain (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/08/22(Tue)16:20:14 No.5189878

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I like this town
Lets go see the tower now...

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)16:23:26 No.5189880

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)16:23:26 No.5189880

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>>5189877
>>5189878
It's not a real maze, Weeb, it's only a drawing

,weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi)
03/08/22(Tue)16:26:48 No.5189883

,weeb 3 (ID: HEIy6GUi) 03/08/22(Tue)16:26:48 No.5189883

>>5189880
...right. Weeb hooks onto a nearby roof

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/08/22(Tue)16:30:47 No.5189885

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/08/22(Tue)16:30:47 No.5189885

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>>5189883
Oh shit it's 4:30 AM. I gotta sleep now. See ya next time knight bois

updates b here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1)
03/08/22(Tue)16:35:38 No.5189890

Dynamic Duo (ID: Vjg654r1) 03/08/22(Tue)16:35:38 No.5189890

>>5189885
Night dude. Sleep tight OP

Anonymous (ID: C3LAL6qg)
03/08/22(Tue)16:45:31 No.5189893

Anonymous (ID: C3LAL6qg) 03/08/22(Tue)16:45:31 No.5189893

damn, no goblin yet

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/09/22(Wed)05:33:57 No.5190661

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/09/22(Wed)05:33:57 No.5190661

Super Robbut Adventure

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB)
03/12/22(Sat)04:51:05 No.5193052

Anonymous (ID: SA03aGQB) 03/12/22(Sat)04:51:05 No.5193052

>>5190661
Wtf, I had a dream where OP replied to this post.
Why are you invading my dream space? I am not comfortable with this

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/12/22(Sat)04:52:38 No.5193053

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/12/22(Sat)04:52:38 No.5193053

>>5193052
You have no proof

Anonymous (ID: TVQJVpQD)
03/12/22(Sat)05:34:51 No.5193059

Anonymous (ID: TVQJVpQD) 03/12/22(Sat)05:34:51 No.5193059

>>5193053
But you just replied to that post like in his dream, OP.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/12/22(Sat)05:42:52 No.5193063

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/12/22(Sat)05:42:52 No.5193063

>>5193059
We're still in a dream

~~snake eaterrrrr~~

Anonymous (ID: bfe0mhpp)
03/12/22(Sat)09:50:03 No.5193123

Anonymous (ID: bfe0mhpp) 03/12/22(Sat)09:50:03 No.5193123

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>>5193063
I wish it was just a dream

Anonymous (ID: EVkUQQ+S)
03/14/22(Mon)16:53:14 No.5195627

Anonymous (ID: EVkUQQ+S) 03/14/22(Mon)16:53:14 No.5195627

*steals op's rigged dice*

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)11:29:45 No.5197071

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)11:29:45 No.5197071

>>5195627
How can you steal something that doesn't exist

Anonymous (ID: zpS2h+x+)
03/16/22(Wed)11:54:10 No.5197082

Anonymous (ID: zpS2h+x+) 03/16/22(Wed)11:54:10 No.5197082

>>5197071
Roll a die right now to prove you are not a dice rigger.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)12:44:56 No.5197115

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)12:44:56 No.5197115

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5197082

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)12:48:46 No.5197120

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)12:48:46 No.5197120

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5197115
See, it's not a 100 so therefore is not rigged

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)12:49:46 No.5197122

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)12:49:46 No.5197122

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5197115
>>5197120
oh no, the woman-hating weeb is doomed

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:02:05 No.5197129

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:02:05 No.5197129

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>>5197122
Banished to the realm of AFK

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:03:57 No.5197131

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:03:57 No.5197131

>>5197129
But then how will we get him down from the roof.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:08:47 No.5197137

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:08:47 No.5197137

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>>5197131
hmmmmmmm

Weebusy orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)13:10:28 No.5197139

Weebusy orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)13:10:28 No.5197139

>>5197137
Shout before you hit the ground!

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:11:36 No.5197142

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:11:36 No.5197142

>>5197137
>>5197139
well he sorted himself out

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:15:00 No.5197147

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:15:00 No.5197147

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>>5197139

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:17:14 No.5197148

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:17:14 No.5197148

>>5197147
Go and find out about that shitty gnome.

Anonymous (ID: ItHAsOOO)
03/16/22(Wed)13:19:53 No.5197154

Anonymous (ID: ItHAsOOO) 03/16/22(Wed)13:19:53 No.5197154

What are we doing again

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:21:41 No.5197157

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:21:41 No.5197157

>>5197148
Right right. The party is headed to the top of Tower City. Which is also a Tower. In which held the museum of Goblin Arts. Shit's going down in the secret lair hidden inside

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:22:31 No.5197158

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:22:31 No.5197158

>>5197157
Stop drooling weeb

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:28:20 No.5197163

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:28:20 No.5197163

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>>5197157
fuck, captcha ate my pic

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:29:49 No.5197165

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:29:49 No.5197165

>>5197163
>>5197158

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:32:37 No.5197168

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:32:37 No.5197168

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>>5197165
how shameful

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:34:31 No.5197171

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:34:31 No.5197171

>>5197168
pull the rest to the tower entrance

Weeb 3 (ID: ItHAsOOO)
03/16/22(Wed)13:34:35 No.5197172

Weeb 3 (ID: ItHAsOOO) 03/16/22(Wed)13:34:35 No.5197172

>>5197168
Weeb moves towards the biggest tower

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:40:51 No.5197176

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:40:51 No.5197176

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>>5197171

Anonymous (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)13:41:08 No.5197177

Anonymous (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)13:41:08 No.5197177

>>5197168
It's not shamefurr if it's red drool

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)13:42:17 No.5197178

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)13:42:17 No.5197178

>>5197176
Orkuzashi wants to see the eastern goblin art exhibit.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:42:42 No.5197179

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:42:42 No.5197179

>>5197176
>>5197178
throw the weeb at the door since he wants to see it

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)13:43:40 No.5197180

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)13:43:40 No.5197180

>>5197179
Kamikaze the shit out of that door.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:44:37 No.5197181

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:44:37 No.5197181

>>5197180
wow that's fucking stereotypical of you

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)13:46:08 No.5197184

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)13:46:08 No.5197184

>>5197181
No its superior japanese language for God ....Kaze

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)13:50:42 No.5197191

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)13:50:42 No.5197191

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>>5197181
>>5197180
samn, can't believe the weeb got himself cancelled

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:51:04 No.5197193

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:51:04 No.5197193

>>5197184
everyone in the area calls him a "fucking weeb" for not even knowing the translation

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE)
03/16/22(Wed)13:52:20 No.5197194

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE) 03/16/22(Wed)13:52:20 No.5197194

>>5197191
Ah, I see the weeb has joined me in the Land of the Cancelled.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)13:53:26 No.5197197

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)13:53:26 No.5197197

>>5197191
NOOO MY TWEEBER PROFILE!?
I WAS TOLD THAT BY MY SENSEI! HE HAS A GREEN BELT YOU KNOW!

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)13:53:43 No.5197198

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)13:53:43 No.5197198

>>5197191
>>5197193
Clearly, he shall be tossed through the door along with Cain because they love goblins so much

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:03:09 No.5197207

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:03:09 No.5197207

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>>5197194
>>5197197
>>5197198

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:04:20 No.5197210

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:04:20 No.5197210

>>5197207
Heave Ho!

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)14:07:17 No.5197213

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)14:07:17 No.5197213

>>5197207
Fuck weebster I'm gonna make my own cult! With black jack and hookers!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE)
03/16/22(Wed)14:07:19 No.5197214

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE) 03/16/22(Wed)14:07:19 No.5197214

>>5197207
Right, let's see if Twinkle can manage one throw this quest.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:09:53 No.5197218

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:09:53 No.5197218

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5197210
Roll 1d100

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:13:07 No.5197220

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:13:07 No.5197220

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5197218

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:15:13 No.5197221

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:15:13 No.5197221

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5197220
AAAAAnd they're off!

Now perhaps the weeb can roll 1d100 against the door

Successful throw gives a +40 bonus

Weeb 3 (ID: jk+Cbdsd)
03/16/22(Wed)14:16:15 No.5197222

Weeb 3 (ID: jk+Cbdsd) 03/16/22(Wed)14:16:15 No.5197222

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5197218

Weeb 3 (ID: jk+Cbdsd)
03/16/22(Wed)14:17:22 No.5197223

Weeb 3 (ID: jk+Cbdsd) 03/16/22(Wed)14:17:22 No.5197223

lesbos be fumin

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:18:45 No.5197225

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:18:45 No.5197225

>>5197222
Broke right through to the point enemies were caught off guard by two missiles

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:20:15 No.5197228

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:20:15 No.5197228

>>5197223
Another cancellation oh no

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:26:39 No.5197234

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:26:39 No.5197234

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>>5197222
And so the two projectiles annihilated the door

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:28:30 No.5197235

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:28:30 No.5197235

>>5197234
>>5197225

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE)
03/16/22(Wed)14:29:56 No.5197237

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE) 03/16/22(Wed)14:29:56 No.5197237

>>5197234
Look through the hole where the former door used to be.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:33:38 No.5197240

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:33:38 No.5197240

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>>5197237
"Hey! Can't you read? Museum's closed"

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:35:38 No.5197241

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:35:38 No.5197241

>>5197240
Sorry, those guys are just really big on goblins

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)14:35:58 No.5197242

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)14:35:58 No.5197242

>>5197240
Clobber the bandit night guard with his own flash light.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE)
03/16/22(Wed)14:37:41 No.5197244

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE) 03/16/22(Wed)14:37:41 No.5197244

>>5197240
Official Knight business, we have permission. Move along, citizen.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)14:39:25 No.5197245

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)14:39:25 No.5197245

>>5197244
This
Then>>5197241
>>5197240

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:40:20 No.5197249

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:40:20 No.5197249

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>>5197241
"Yeah well museum;'s closed. Come back tomorrow if you want a tour"

>>5197244
"Yeah? Show me your papers then"

>>5197242
what flash light

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)14:41:36 No.5197250

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)14:41:36 No.5197250

>>5197249
The one in Orkuzashi's hand, the same hand that stole the flash light from the....
Oh GOD ITS NOT A FLASH LIGHT!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE)
03/16/22(Wed)14:42:22 No.5197251

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE) 03/16/22(Wed)14:42:22 No.5197251

>>5197249
You don't need to see our identifications.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:43:23 No.5197252

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:43:23 No.5197252

>>5197249
>>5197250
fucking weeb

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:44:07 No.5197254

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:44:07 No.5197254

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>>5197250

>>5197251
"Pretty sure I do, chief"

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE)
03/16/22(Wed)14:45:27 No.5197257

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 60EtecNE) 03/16/22(Wed)14:45:27 No.5197257

>>5197254
Intimidate the Security Guard.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)14:46:32 No.5197259

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)14:46:32 No.5197259

>>5197254
Show the Mr night shift Orkuzashi's hall pass monitor ID. Surely he wouldn't doubt and/or ignore a HALL MONITOR from school.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t)
03/16/22(Wed)14:50:26 No.5197264

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: vjHHas5t) 03/16/22(Wed)14:50:26 No.5197264

>>5197254
Tell him that someone wants to burn all the goblin female art and we came in response to a tip

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)14:59:30 No.5197267

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)14:59:30 No.5197267

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5197257
>>5197259
>>5197264
Roll 1d100

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)15:00:32 No.5197268

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)15:00:32 No.5197268

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5197267

Mobile Gustaf (ID: SZfH1KA4)
03/16/22(Wed)15:00:49 No.5197269

Mobile Gustaf (ID: SZfH1KA4) 03/16/22(Wed)15:00:49 No.5197269

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5197267
Official. Knight. Business. Stand aside, citizen.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: SZfH1KA4)
03/16/22(Wed)15:01:52 No.5197272

Mobile Gustaf (ID: SZfH1KA4) 03/16/22(Wed)15:01:52 No.5197272

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5197269
>>5197267
I hate the dice rigger.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)15:04:10 No.5197274

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)15:04:10 No.5197274

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>>5197269
"Settle down, chief. You have no authority here, now I'll-->>5197268 hmmmm.....alright, I guess you do have the correct papers. You may look around the museum, but no funny business"

What luck! This guard must be tired, he has mistook Orkuzashi's hall pass from Knight School as official city papers!

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)15:05:36 No.5197275

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)15:05:36 No.5197275

>>5197274
Smirk at the other knights condescendingly

Mobile Gustaf (ID: SZfH1KA4)
03/16/22(Wed)15:07:27 No.5197278

Mobile Gustaf (ID: SZfH1KA4) 03/16/22(Wed)15:07:27 No.5197278

>>5197275
>>5197274
Throw the weeb out the window.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)15:09:58 No.5197282

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)15:09:58 No.5197282

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>>5197275
>>5197278
Roll 1d100

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)15:11:54 No.5197284

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)15:11:54 No.5197284

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5197282

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)15:13:24 No.5197288

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)15:13:24 No.5197288

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5197282

Mobile Gustaf (ID: C80XcFlt)
03/16/22(Wed)15:15:38 No.5197290

Mobile Gustaf (ID: C80XcFlt) 03/16/22(Wed)15:15:38 No.5197290

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5197282
Impressive double 57's. Check out this 1.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)15:21:42 No.5197295

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)15:21:42 No.5197295

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>>5197284
>>5197290
>>5197288

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)15:22:35 No.5197297

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)15:22:35 No.5197297

>>5197295
Run down the hall away from gustaf

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)15:26:03 No.5197301

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)15:26:03 No.5197301

>>5197295
Give Gustaf a signed copy of the Holy Bible to calm his inner demons

Mobile Gustaf (ID: C80XcFlt)
03/16/22(Wed)15:26:24 No.5197302

Mobile Gustaf (ID: C80XcFlt) 03/16/22(Wed)15:26:24 No.5197302

>>5197295
Give up on life and peruse what passes for Goblin 'culture' while half-heartedly looking for a secret passageway.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)15:29:39 No.5197304

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)15:29:39 No.5197304

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>>5197297
>>5197301
>>5197302
bonk

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)15:33:08 No.5197306

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)15:33:08 No.5197306

>>5197304
Orkuzashi actives his NEET sense to search for the secret passage

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)15:39:15 No.5197315

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)15:39:15 No.5197315

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5197306

Anybody searching for the secret passage, roll 1d100

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)15:40:13 No.5197318

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)15:40:13 No.5197318

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5197315
Hmmmmmm

Mobile Gustaf (ID: C80XcFlt)
03/16/22(Wed)15:42:00 No.5197324

Mobile Gustaf (ID: C80XcFlt) 03/16/22(Wed)15:42:00 No.5197324

Rolled 49 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5197315
Hmm.

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)15:43:49 No.5197328

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)15:43:49 No.5197328

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5197315

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)15:50:00 No.5197336

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)15:50:00 No.5197336

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>>5197324
You come across a statue depicting the mighty goblin king slaying a ferocious dragon. This is the actual battle where a dragon indeed fell to a goblin, with some slight embellishments. Normally you wouldn't give this thing another glance, but there's something off about it that you can't quite put your finger on

Mobile Gustaf (ID: ZYIaXwW9)
03/16/22(Wed)15:52:19 No.5197341

Mobile Gustaf (ID: ZYIaXwW9) 03/16/22(Wed)15:52:19 No.5197341

>>5197336
Pull the tounge of the Dragon.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)15:54:00 No.5197342

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)15:54:00 No.5197342

>>5197336
.... THATS NOT DAVID BOWEE! I've seen the power of the babe and this Goblin shows he knows no such power!
(If you don't get my redrence then you are a fagoot.)

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)15:56:59 No.5197343

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)15:56:59 No.5197343

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5197341
That tongue is looking mighty suspicious.

Roll 1d100

Mobile Gustaf (ID: ZYIaXwW9)
03/16/22(Wed)15:59:04 No.5197346

Mobile Gustaf (ID: ZYIaXwW9) 03/16/22(Wed)15:59:04 No.5197346

Rolled 58 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5197343

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)15:59:24 No.5197347

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)15:59:24 No.5197347

>>5197343
Weeb lines up in the queue in case Gustaf fails

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)16:01:32 No.5197348

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)16:01:32 No.5197348

>>5197346
Good job, Gustaf!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
03/16/22(Wed)16:05:12 No.5197351

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 03/16/22(Wed)16:05:12 No.5197351

>>5197346
ayyy we'll drink to that

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)16:07:14 No.5197355

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)16:07:14 No.5197355

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>Twinkle is AFKing again

Mobile Gustaf (ID: laixFJqZ)
03/16/22(Wed)16:09:52 No.5197363

Mobile Gustaf (ID: laixFJqZ) 03/16/22(Wed)16:09:52 No.5197363

>>5197355
She's getting chucked down the secret passageway to trigger all the booby traps, that's for sure.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)16:10:53 No.5197365

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)16:10:53 No.5197365

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>>5197346
Pulling on the tongue of the dragon causes the statue to go "click". Whirring mechanisms can be heard as across the room, a painting slides upwards along with a section of a wall to reveal the secret passage you're looking for

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
03/16/22(Wed)16:11:23 No.5197367

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 03/16/22(Wed)16:11:23 No.5197367

>>5197365
LET'S GO BOYS

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)16:14:10 No.5197372

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)16:14:10 No.5197372

>>5197365
Roll the Twinkle inside like a bowling ball

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 3V83++DS)
03/16/22(Wed)16:14:32 No.5197374

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 3V83++DS) 03/16/22(Wed)16:14:32 No.5197374

>>5197367
Hold, Brother Abel! These pathways are certianly filled with dastardly machinations hellbent on causing us death. We must be Gentlemen and let the ladies go first.

>>5197365
Chuck Twinkle down the passageway to trigger all the traps in advance.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
03/16/22(Wed)16:15:03 No.5197376

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 03/16/22(Wed)16:15:03 No.5197376

>>5197374
>>5197365
Ah, but of course.
Send Twinkle in.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)16:18:13 No.5197382

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)16:18:13 No.5197382

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>>5197372
>>5197374
>>5197376
And so, the gentlemen knights graciously sent the unconscious Twinkle down the hallway, activating every single trap in the process

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
03/16/22(Wed)16:19:19 No.5197383

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 03/16/22(Wed)16:19:19 No.5197383

>>5197382
GOOD THINKING, GUSTAF!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 3V83++DS)
03/16/22(Wed)16:20:22 No.5197385

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 3V83++DS) 03/16/22(Wed)16:20:22 No.5197385

>>5197382
Excellent work, Brothers. Still, we must procceed with caution, there may yet be traps that Twinkle's dainty physique has not triggered.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q)
03/16/22(Wed)16:20:52 No.5197386

Weebusy Orknight (ID: 98WA690q) 03/16/22(Wed)16:20:52 No.5197386

>>5197382
Oh she forgot her sword, better throw it to her

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)16:24:41 No.5197389

Weeb 3 (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)16:24:41 No.5197389

>>5197382
I LOVE THE FIREWORKS

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)16:26:20 No.5197393

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)16:26:20 No.5197393

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oh shit it's already 3AM. Gotta end this for now. see you all soon next session

updates n shit:
~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
03/16/22(Wed)16:29:32 No.5197400

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 03/16/22(Wed)16:29:32 No.5197400

>>5197393
damn, we need more sessions
can't progress the plot fast enough compared to something like skeleton island

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)16:31:04 No.5197401

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)16:31:04 No.5197401

>>5197393
Legends say OP crashed into 3 planes and landed in Brazil. God rest his soul.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 3V83++DS)
03/16/22(Wed)16:32:43 No.5197402

Mobile Gustaf (ID: 3V83++DS) 03/16/22(Wed)16:32:43 No.5197402

>>5197400
Relax, we've still got another year to go before we beat the running time of Skeleton Island 2.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
03/16/22(Wed)16:33:32 No.5197404

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 03/16/22(Wed)16:33:32 No.5197404

>>5197402
Yeah but we're going at a snail's pace I feel.

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)16:35:11 No.5197409

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)16:35:11 No.5197409

>>5197404
getting sick a few weeks back was not part of the plan

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5)
03/16/22(Wed)16:35:41 No.5197410

Mob Knight Abel (ID: tFiqSBs5) 03/16/22(Wed)16:35:41 No.5197410

>>5197409
damn you covid

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)16:36:56 No.5197411

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)16:36:56 No.5197411

>>5197409
which covid release did you get

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe)
03/16/22(Wed)16:43:04 No.5197422

Anonymous (ID: hztLmfwe) 03/16/22(Wed)16:43:04 No.5197422

>>5197411
the Omicron DLC

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R)
03/16/22(Wed)16:46:23 No.5197426

Anonymous (ID: zynMds4R) 03/16/22(Wed)16:46:23 No.5197426

>>5197422
>not the anniversary edition

Anonymous (ID: 7Q5IBYE9)
03/22/22(Tue)03:14:06 No.5203136

Anonymous (ID: 7Q5IBYE9) 03/22/22(Tue)03:14:06 No.5203136

OP has failed us once again.

Anonymous (ID: NyiWsyay)
03/22/22(Tue)03:29:45 No.5203142

Anonymous (ID: NyiWsyay) 03/22/22(Tue)03:29:45 No.5203142

>>5203136
so did his liver

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