"Purupurupurupuru-gacha. OY! About bloody time you called! You better give me a good freakin' reason for the delay!"
Christie Weaver starts shouting on the other end.

"Sorry. Didn't want to start trouble until now. But I do now. Knock yourself out."

"Ugh finally!"
Click.

You give the marines one more look as you hold the transponder snail in your hand. One giant mech, a whole bunch of grunts with weird weapons and a whole bunch of artillery surrounding the island. The Dauntless is still on standby at the bottom of the sea floor. You could order them to come up and things would escalate quite a lot. Or you could keep them in reserve and sort things out with only Jaws as backup.

>Tell the crew to stand by (mitigate the chaos)
>Order the Dauntless to surface (escalate the violence)
>Ignore the metal chucklefucks for now and look for the doctor. You got questions for him
>Other?

Welcome to West Blue Seadogs, where logic is frowned upon and autism reigns supreme
If you want to have a dumb adventure I'll take your coat
Here's my twitter: @SpookyngQM

>Social Links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit?usp=sharing

>Character Sheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W48enlxynezhIQni0g97RT-A8z9HfS90NfCkbzTJiAA/edit?usp=sharing

And finally the archives:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=West+Blue+Seadogs+

>>5113106
>>Order the Dauntless to surface (escalate the violence)
It would be rude not to let everyone get their share of the fun. Besides, can you believe how pissed they'd be if Silver went on to get badly injured trying to solo something. Again?

Welcome back Spooks, missed ya!

>>5113106
>Order the Dauntless to surface (escalate the violence)
MECH FIGHT MECH FIGHT

>>5113106
>Tell the crew to look out for any ships or submarines that might be trying to escape
>Team up with Jaws against the robits

Time to bro-team with murray and initiate rape protocols, while the crew keeps the doc from escaping.

>>5113106
>>>Order the Dauntless to the surface (escalate the violence)

>>5113106
>Order the Dauntless to surface (escalate the violence)

It seems that the time for peace is over! SIlver is on a warpath!
>writing

Now give me a set of dice to see how you weather their first move
3d10+3 best of 3, dc 18, crit 22

Rolled 8, 1, 2 + 3 = 14 (3d10 + 3)

>>5113166
New dice

>>5113166
Dice Dice Dice

Rolled 3, 6, 3 + 3 = 15 (3d10 + 3)

>>5113169
I swear I know how to do this

Rolled 5, 1, 2 + 3 = 11 (3d10 + 3)

>>5113166

>>5113173
>>5113172
>>5113168
Wow. What a shit way to start off the first thread of the year! Kudos! At least I can show off their weapons

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Deciding not to put your snail away you dial another number and wait a few seconds for the others to pick up.
"Hello. Silver Pirates Pizzeria. I'm Gu. May I take your order?"

"There is an island of marines here. I don't want it to be. Also a house full of kids. Leave them be."

"The house special, no pickles. Got it. It will be ready in thirty minutes."

"Take your time. Also, if you see a scrawny guy with glasses running, don't let him get away."

"Aye aye."
Click.

"Now then-WHOA!"

You try to pocket your snail and look down at the marines but almost end up dropping the mushi because ALL those dozens of marine grunts you saw down on the ground are approaching your position quite rapidly. In the sky. When they reach your elevation they attempt to gore you with the bayonets affixed to their rifles and almost mangle your wings. As they swarm the sky you get a good look at them and see that they aren't using Geppo as you thought. Instead it's the backpack like contraptions on their backs that shoot air out of themselves and let them fly as human rockets. Holding your side where one of them managed to cut your skin you let out a chuckle.

"Heh. That's neat."

They put on masks and aim their guns at you which spew a noxious cloud that makes your eyes water and your throat and nose burn. As you start choking others also unload volleys at you. Not worrying too much about it you ignore them and focus on the burny stuff invading your nose since bullets are not dangerous. Except these are not the typical balls that you are used to. They have a point to them and appear to fly more straight than the typical ammunition that can go wherever it pleases after leaving the barrel. You're quite surprised when the bullets pierce your body and actually manage to hurt you. They even turn your beautiful wings into swiss cheese, making you fall quite fast.

Landing quite hard on your back you brace as you see the grunts flying towards you, ready to impale you with their bayonets. About five hit your torso but thanks to the armament you applied at the last moment they don't do much damage. Instead the blades flatten on impact and reform as they pull them back.
"CLEAR!"
One of them shouts and they jump off of you at once.
"Light him up!"
A few others gather around wielding different weapons and aim at you. They then douse you with jets of scalding steam.

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>>5113198
>trying to fight silver with heat

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Feeling damp, hot and hurty you get back up on your legs and squeeze some water out of your clothes.
"Damn it! I already bathed this week!"

"How did his flesh not melt off?"

"Who cares? If heat doesn't work we try the other thing!"

They adjust a valve on their packs and douse you with liquid again. Except this time it's cold. As soon as the stuff hits your skin it flash freezes and in a second you find yourself encased in a sheet of ice. The cold is much harsher on you and the fact that you were already wet from their previous attack didn't help. Transforming into your hybrid form lets you break out of the ice and you quickly raise your body heat to compensate but the cold still manages to immobilize you as you can't do much but rub your skin with chattering teeth.

"That's right! Stay there you little shit!"
The commodore swings his building sized sword down on you and unfortunately you aren't fast enough to draw Argent. In a desperate move you cross your wings over your head and use your haki to block his attack. The ground under your feet cracks and you feel his sword bite into the tattered folds of skin between your fingers despite the enhancement. As you're holding him off however the chaff swarm you from all sides and aim some more big weapons at you. The things that appear to be small cannons fire great harpoons of wapometal at your torso and manage to puncture your body.

Finally you give up and collapse under the pressure as the commodores sword smashes you in the ground.
"Don't let him breathe men! I want this little fuck turned into a stain! I don't care if we have to present his guts to HQ!"

"K-Kekeke. Alright! Your toys are pretty good!"
You get back up with shaky legs and blow the blood out of your nose.
"Now let's see if they can keep up with our!"

"Our?"
Suddenly a great circular saw cuts through swaths of marines before Jaws pulls back Umibozu and stops spinning it around.
"WHAT?!"

As the commodore shouts explosions are heard from the other side of the island as the Dauntless no doubt just blasted the marine ship to smithereens. Meanwhile Murray swipes his hand along the edge of his anchor, encasing it in a thick sheet of water.
"I will be your opponent! You scum are not worthy of fighting our captain!"

"Hmph. MEN! Turn that animal into sashimi quick and focus on Cavalier! I'll keep him busy!"

Turning back into your human form you draw Argent with Parley and cross them in front of you.
"Can you?"

>Time to see whose toys are better
>Show him why it's not smart to mess with a bat
>Unleash your haki and turn him into a paste
>Other?

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>>5113231
>Time to see whose toys are better
Let's do as the clanners and dig our way through the hard outer shell and into the cockpits goey goodness.

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>>5113231
>Time to see whose toys are better

>>5113231
>>Time to see whose toys are better

Using your weapons as a means of taking him out means is the hardest. But if you succeed will cost you the least amount of stamina
>writing

Now 3d10+4 best of 3. dc 20, crit 25

Rolled 10, 10, 9 + 4 = 33 (3d10 + 4)

>>5113280

>>5113283
Y-You didn't need to do that. I mean come on

>>5113283
lmao

>>5113287
You know me, i love stirring shit.

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>>5113283

Rolled 2, 7, 10 + 4 = 23 (3d10 + 4)

>>5113280

"Heh. You think just because your attack dog showed up you suddenly have a chance? He'll be dead soon enough. Until then I have you all for myself! PACIFISTA!"

The cyborg that's been on standby springs to life as its eyes glow red. It disappears and moves behind you with a technique like Soru. It starts swiping with his hand whilst opening its mouth to blast you with god only knows what. You smirk.
"That's dirty."

Swinging Parley over your shoulder you nonchalantly fire it and blasting the machine in the face. The lower jaw of the pacifista disappears and the construct starts falling on its back. But before it could hit the ground you jump up with a twirl and bite down on the blade of your sword.
"Silver Style! Roaring Ripper!"

With a single motion you draw the sword from your mouth and slice downward and bifurcate the machine in a gnarly manner. It's not a clean cut, far from it. As the steel guts of pour out of the metal chassis sparks fly everywhere from it and the Pacifista explodes a few seconds after. Looking away from the explosion you start reloading your rifle and speak to the commodore.
"What now?"

"He cut through the Wapometal?"
It's not at all surprising. They've been throwing those stupid pacifista at you for a while now, not to mention all the other stuff they built from it. If you didn't know the extent of the Governments arrogance you'd have a hard time believing someone could be stupid enough to think this trick would work forever.

"You gonna stop gawking soon or you can't fight without backup?"

"I'm not going to take backtalk from a half-dead, good for nothing, shitty pirate! DIE! Metal Marine: FULL STEAM!"

You see the heat building up in the mech as it raises its sword and begins to spew hot steam from its back. The commodore swings his giant sword down at you, intending to do the same thing to you what you did to his wind-up toy. Knowing that you can't take him on in a direct clash from that previous clash you raise Parley and start to focus. The world around you slowly starts to blur into nothingness as you focus on the mechs sword and you pull the trigger. As the bullet perfectly hits the edge of his sword you see a crack forming on the full width of the blade before the building sized weapon snaps in half and the one wielding it stumbles.
"WHAAAAT?!"

Grinning you jump where the great blade used to be and start running up the spine of the sword and then the robots arm. When you reach his shoulder you flex your muscles and in a rare moment let your weapon completely loose.
"ARGENT! PLAYTIME!"

With the full momentum of your whole body behind it you do a spinning downward slash that sends out a flying attack. The slicing wind cuts straight through the arm of the robot, severing it and creating a crevice in the ground that matches the commodores in size.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
The marine roars as the severed arm of his suit falls down the hole you made.

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Oil and steam spew from the wound. But because he was not directly harmed the commodore is not clutching the wound that you inflicted on his mech. However he IS backing away.
"H-How?!"

You feel Argent and Parley urging you to continue the assault so you have to reel them back in.
"Whoa easy! Easy!"
Looking to the side you see Jaws mopping the floor with the lower ranking marines. Literally. He's dragging them face first along the ground and smearing their blood everywhere. And judging by the screams carried by the wind you'd say the same is happening on the other end of the island.
"Well well well. It looks like you can't unweenie someone with shiny stuff! Better keep the good tools for the strong boys! Now will you come out of there and fight like a man or do I have to crack your shell to get to the juicy meat like a crab?"

"EEP!"

"I'm sorry Marauder, you know I didn't mean it like that!"

The commodore weighs his options for a few moments before looking at his men who aren't doing much better. A bunch of them are currently firing chained harpoons at Murray who simply grabs them out of the air and starts swinging the marines around with them.
"Damn it! I need to report this to HQ! We must initiate a Buster Call on the island! We can't allow these scum to steal the metal! COVER ME MEN! Your sacrifice won't be forgotten!"

He turns tail and starts running away with his huge robot and you chase after him.
"Oh no you don't!"
But you stop in your path when a terrible feeling overcomes you and makes you stop.

"Damn that Newson! The higher ups will have his hide for selling us this shit!"
The commodore shouts into his loudspeaker mushi as he keeps running. But his sprint is quickly cut short as he bumps into a wall. In the middle of the forest.
"Whatthe-"
Suddenly the black wall he tackled grasps him with two hands and its fingers dig into the chassis of his robot.

"Wrong."
A new voice speaks up, one much deeper and louder than the commodores that makes your guts tremble. The "thing" before you that's the size of an honest to god giant rips the commodores mech in half with the slightest bit of effort, leaving the marine exposed as he starts falling and screaming. The marine officer hits the ground and looks up at the monolith blocking out the sun with an indescribable dread in his eyes.
"You may come. But you'll find collecting more trouble than it's worth. Softheaded fools."

"N-NEWSON?! You bastard! What is this?"

"Come now. Did you really think I'd give you my best work when you dogs are satisfied by mere scraps?"

You walk up closer to the black colossus and let out a whistle.
"Nice suit."

"Thank you. I wanted to show you as thanks. I owe you that much. It's thanks to you that I could complete my magnum opus. I suppose I owe you an explanation. Or would you rather we start killing each other?"

>What's going on?
>Works for me! (Crack your knuckles)
>Other?

>>5113381
>Works for me! (Crack your knuckles)
lmao

>>5113381
>>What's going on?
Sure, get it out of the way.

>>5113381
>>What's going on?

>>5113381
>>What's going on?
He really doesn't seem fond of the marines, which is a good.

>>5113381
>>What's going on?
well an explanation would be nice, but do we have to kill each other afterwards? not that I mind, but you have seemed cool until now, so unless you tell me your robot is powered by the life-force of the kids you could still come work for me.

Let's see what the nutty professor got cooked up
>writing

"Newson you dirty rat! You think you can get away with screwing us like that? You don't mess with the government! The government messes with you! When word gets out of this there won't be a place in the world where you can hide!"

"Hmmmm?"
Looking down at the commodore Newson uses his robot to step on the marines legs, crushing the lower half of his body under the massive weight of the machine.
"Be quiet. The important people are talking."

As the commodore howls and shrieks in pain you look at the big robot and speak.
"Aren't you on the same side?"

"Hmph. Hardly. You wouldn't believe how much these people infuriated me. If it wasn't so easy deceiving them I wouldn't have bothered. But this way they were tolerable enough and useful."

"W-What the hell are you talking about?!"
The commodore asks.

"I almost pity him. Almost. He truly thinks he earned the things he has. This island, this whole place was nothing more than a small test site for wapometal before I came, without any results to show. All these weapons, his rank, his prestige, all of his achievements are mine. If I didn't kill Professor Newson and took his place months ago this fool would be nowhere."

"W-WHAT?!"

"See? He doesn't even realize that I erased his memories. But even if he did I doubt this opportunist filth would've cared. Not if I kept producing those trinkets he loved so much. Even if they were made by a pirate."
He chuckled.
"But finally after all this time I can finally drop the act. Thanks to you and that incredible arm of yours I figured out the solution for my problem and completed my life's work! I can finally turn my attention seawards and fulfill my dream! I will track down those fools that dared to ridicule me and my genius! I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'll seal that gaseous bastard, the fat pig, the weak minded fool and of course that BASTARD Vegapunk! I'll crush their creations before their very eyes before squeezing the life out of them just like this!"
The great hand of the robot moves and it flings something in your direction. It's a Pacifista rolled up into a ball like a crumpled piece of paper.
"They dared to ridicule my research! Called it superstitious nonsense! They'll see just how real it is when I tear their guts out!"

"Whew. Someone is mad."

"Mad? MAD? No... I most assuredly am not. They made sure of that! Hahaha! HAHAHHAHA! But it doesn't matter anymore thanks to you! My research is complete! Now that my creation can move I can get on with things! But before I do I want to show you my appreciation."

"That's nice."
You swing Argent over your shoulder.
"But first, want to tell me why is your big robot making me sick to my stomach?!"

>>5113504
Oh damn, they vaxx'd this nigga with SAD
I just hope his robot doesn't run on the souls of children like i'm expecting, because i don't want to fight it

>>5113421
he expirement with child and erase they memory he will dead

>>5113527
You are high on copium, we are not gonna recruit him.

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"Hmmmm? Could it be- Ah. You can feel it, can't you? I should've expected."
The robot crosses its arms as you take a better look at it. The voice, or rather voices coming from this thing form the most horrifying chorus you've ever heard.
"Well what do you think this is? What is the one, supreme thing that can make the byproduct of an accursed fruit look like a joke? You know the answer. Black Metal. An alloy permanently infused with the will of a person. Through trial and error I managed to unlock the secrets of Haki to the point that I can mass produce it. But alas there is only so much one person can make. So I had to build this, my Black Testament out of the metal produced by hundreds of people!"

"Hey... Newson. Or whoever you are. Did you build that out of the kids?"

"Why do you think they all had bodyparts missing? But yes. Them and the wounded marines. But I only ever killed the marines. I would never do such a horrible thing to my children. I do care about them, I genuinely do. But I don't do charity. In exchange for a little piece of their body I give them a loving home and all the care they need. It's the reason why I use amnesiacs on them so frequently. I don't want them to grow up with all those bad memories."

"You big-"

"Now now, before you say another word, do not forget something. You are also a pirate. These children lost their loved ones because of people like you and these marine scum. How many marines did you kill exactly? You got quite a bodycount as far as I'm aware. It's quite possible a few of them are here specifically because of you. I took from them, yes. But for what little I ask I gave them more than anyone ever did, short of their own parents. So if anyone can judge me, you're not one of them."
The robot lets out a deep laugh.
"So. What will it be Cavalier? I'm eager to show you the power your arm spawned. The power to subjugate the will in an object! The only question is how do you wish to experience it? Shall I destroy these pests? Or perhaps you wish to feel my strength for yourself?"

>Get out of my sight!
>You won't get away with this!
>Other?

>>5113540
>>You won't get away with this!
Don't tell me what I can't do. I'm gonna be judge, jury and executioner.

>>5113540
>"Jaws, we're leaving."
>Grab the buster call and use it
>Tell the crew to grab the kids and get ready to go

>>5113540
Damnit Spooks, this is a difficult one.
But honestly, letting a crazy giant evil mech monster loose on the Government just sounds like proper fun.
>>5113552
This isn't a good idea mate, the kids wanna be marines for honestly good reasons... Kidnapping them and forcing them to be pirates isn't what we do.

>Get out of my sight!
But before you, what you gonna do about the kids?
Cause if he's just gonna abandon them, then we know it was all bullshit and we should get the crew together to murderize

>>You won't get away with this!
kill him! he hurt the child's!

>>5113540
>>5113566
+1
he does make some points, but on the other hand he is taking away the freedom to choose cool cyborg limbs of the kids who trust him. and yes we do kill but only as a response not cold blooded murder of supposed allies. Maybe we should beat him up unless he apologises to the kids, and for being a wienie who stabs people in the back.

So this took a while and it's a bit confusing (it's late here gimme a break)
But it seems like you are willing to let him go IF he'll take care of the kids
Is that correct?

In that case we'll continue with that next session. I don't know when that'll be. Probably next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Hope to see you there. Have a pleasant day!

>>5113566
We don't have to kidnap them, just leave them someplace where they don't get brainwashed and harvested. Really surprising you guys let this one go when we kill for way less. He's a really good actor, fooling the players even after dropping the act.

>>5113594
i want to kill him...but...Maybe we should beat him up and make he apologises with the childs for use their soul to make this abomination to the kids and what they have the freedom to choose cool cyborg limbs but a cost of a part of him soul's.

>>5113606
The kids like him. That is the most important thing here, fucking them over again would be cruel... And he could have done all kinds of hilariously cruel shit and made everyone forget all about it.
And he killed marines, so the main source of evil magiks power came from killing them, and who cares about dead marines dying?

And what are we gonna do, drag them away against their will (kidnapping), sail into Marineford and dump a bunch of cripples in their laps?

>>5113594
Late here as well. I just wanna lay a clever, sneaky, trap: be all like "What about the kids you care about so much" and if he goes "Oh yes, I have a retirement plan for them on this and that island with money and their own milking cows" then yea, he did care about them and I have no compunction about letting him rampage.
Cause that shits gonna be funny as hell.
If he doesn't, well I can see Silver accepting *a* family being a lot better then *no* family, but uncaring abusive is dead meat.

>>5113620
They like him because he brainwashed them, that's not a fucking argument. We have a fuckton of islands we can leave them in without crazy assholes taking advantage of them. It doesn't matter if they like being here, they are kids.

Didn't realize a new thread was up fuck, was fun reading through the session anyways can't wait for the next one.

>>5113594
Sure, Though I still wanna buster call the island for the hell of it.

Also, Thanks twitter for only just now telling me about this thread.

>letting the bondrewd looking nigger even caesar, queen, and judge thinks is mad run around drugging orphanages with amnesiacs every time they get traumatized from his amputations and experiments just because he says marine stupid pirate cool
>enough amputations and human experiments to make a giant robot produced by hundreds of people
uh, yeah, nice no slavery protagonist guys

So. Vampire happened today. No Social Link update for now. But I'll get started on it. However you may have to do a bit of proofreading as I most definitely will forget to include some stuff. It's been a while.

>>5114123
I'm kinda with you on this one chief. Silver was always this, not morally ambiguous more like morally insane individual. But this one kinda makes him tip over to actual villain territory

>>5113540
>>You won't get away with this!

>>5114236
>Vampire happened today

As in you played one of the TTRPG's? Or your fighting Vampires in your Europoor world?

>>5114236
Isn't slavery also allowed in Outer Heaven?

>>5114331
Technically yes but It’s more of a “fuck around and find out” thing. Since nothing is stopping anyone from killing the slavers or the slaves from escaping.

>>5114308
Yes

>>5114331
It is. As in "Bring your slaves here, see what happens"
You are allowed to bring slaves. But nothing guarantees that Silver won't kill you on the spot. Which he does. Frequently.

>>5114331
Yeah but so is gutting said slaver and fucking him to death with a butcher's knife.

>>5113540
>You won't get away with this!
Forgot to vote.

Also disregarding the morality of it I'm not cool letting a dude who'd cut apart hundreds of people to make some kind of pseudo philosopher stone suit live. That's the kind of shit that comes back to bite you in the ass in the most fucked up of ways.

>>5114370
>Yes
Understand, Remember. Death to Tremere.

>>5113540
>>You won't get away with this!
If he had just been up front with the kids that he was building a mecha out of them this would all have been ok

>>5113588
>>5113540
>You won't get away with this!
after further consideration I've changed my mind

>>5113540
>You won't get away with this!

>>5113540
>>You won't get away with this!

>Google Docs wants me to correct Gold Roger to Gol D Roger
kek

AAANYWAY!
Listen up fuckers! Pastes are done. I worked quite a lot. Probably missed something. Okay, I definitely did. But I updated MOST things. Funnily enough Silver got the least amount of attention. Also, did you know out of the 21 pages in the social links the crew takes up 13?

If you find something I fucked up or missed, please start shouting at me. I'll work them out tomorrow. Me tired

>Social Links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit?usp=sharing

>Character Sheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W48enlxynezhIQni0g97RT-A8z9HfS90NfCkbzTJiAA/edit?usp=sharing

Also also, if you can find me pictures of a bug-like human in a maid outfit or something similar I'd appreciate it. Shelley needs love

>>5116110
Will's poster says Cavalier Silver
Also how goes the panties of Outer Heaven?

>>5113540
>You won't get away with this!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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>>5116110
Will this do?

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>>5116607
There's also this one if you feel the other one's too questionable.

I decided that I'll be running tomorrow. Already have the first post written. May not write too much later however. Monster Hunter is coming out tomorrow

>>5116175
Yes. Because people keep confusing him for Silver
So I gave him Silvers old bounty
Also, the only panties in Outer Heaven are Wills. If you're a woman and stay there for any length of time there is a 100% chance he'll pilfer them. Even if they are on you

>>5116615
>>5116607
Eh. Not good but thanks for the effort. I'll just use the one that I found. That seems to be good enough for now.
The problem is that she is not a bug girl. Just a fucked up human that has bug like features

>>5117357
Has... has nobody explained to the boy that pussy is better than panties?
does he have a pile of pirate panties somewhere? god, it must stink.

>>5117362
Well you can't keep the puss puss in your closet. And if you do then hoo boy that'll leave a lot of stains and the stench of death.

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>>5117357
I've been picturing her as a taller, flat and four armed version of sally from Nightmare before Christmas. should be plenty of art if one is willing to dig for it.

>>5117380
Yeah that's not bad

>>5117370
He can actually. If he asked Lyda very nicely. She may be able to give him a... very authentic one

>>5117362
Boy is still like 14 at most. He only knows that it's naughty and that makes it fun

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>>5117357
Ah, I get it now.
Also hows this for your bug girl maid needs?

>>5117426
Ooooh perfect! And Cordie should have plenty of art of her!

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>>5117386
>He can actually. If he asked Lyda very nicely. She may be able to give him a... very authentic one

>>5117386
Going through Franken Fran shit might be a decent idea too.

wow fishi is in hard love to silver

>“Why my little princess? I just don’t understand where your fascination comes from. As much as I like the boy, he's not good for you.”

>“Do you remember what it was like when you first saw the Sun father? I will never forget it. He took me up to the surface where he built a garden to show me. He made a park so the children who want to visit Sabaody can fulfill their dreams. I know he’s rude, loud, smelly and makes me cry a lot. But… he has so much love to give. And there is no place I’d rather be than by his side. Just to feel the warmth of his heart!”

>>5117813
I mean, it's not every day a guy comes from nowhere, hunts down the asshole that kept you trapped in a tower for 10 years after helping you see your mother's grave for the first time in said decade, kicks his ass so hard that only your word kept him alive, saves your kingdom from an insurrection, and then builds you a fucking garden on the sea just so you can feel grass.

And does all this shit just because he thinks your vibe is nice and you deserve nice shit for said vibe.

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You start clapping.
"Kek! Using a big robot to fist the government and those that wronged you? Yes! I approve!"

"I'm glad you understand. I simply can not put into words how much I chafed under the yoke of these troglodytes. But all that suffering has born fruit at last. And now it's time to harvest. The return of the Pirate Professor Jester D. Bones is at hand!"

"Yes but before that I have a ques-"

"Oh. Hold that thought please."
The large machine turns its torso backwards as the commodore underneath it starts shooting.

"What are you waiting for you idiots? Shoot him down!"

To everyones surprise the humongous machine disappears and reappears behind a row of soldiers. With a casual swat he sends them flying through the trees and all kinds of terrain until they reach about the edge of the island. Those that were not obliterated train their rifles on the robot and open fire. Naturally the bullets bounce off its chassis and the various chemicals and steam they douse it with have no effect. They use their jetpacks to get to the skies and hopefully find an opening. But all they did by flying is put themselves right in the path of the mechs attack.

It looked like Bones threw an uppercut but his attack stopped when his forearm was perpendicular with his torso. A hatch on the arm popped open and a pair of cannons that could put a battleships to shame sprung forth.
"Iron Impact."

A bright flash bursts forth from the arm mounted weapons, blinding you and everyone before deafening half the island with the sound of an explosion. When your senses come back you see the machine standing there the same it did and a great black line going from it till the edge of the land. No trace of the marines he hit remains. The eye slit of the mechanical monster flash red before it moves back to the commodore and steps on him with a speed that has no business being wielded by something that big. The marine commanders screams are drowned out by the booming voice of the robot.

"This is the problem with you marines. You rely on slag produced by devil fruit users and artificial humans welded together by talentless hacks. You grasp at every straw you can while ignoring the one thing that actually matters. Will. Those with the superior will triumph. It's that simple. And it takes great will to go against the world. It doesn't matter how many numbers you have. You can't fight a tide with spoons. It's time for you to go extinct and for those to inherit the world who have the will to take it!"
Raising its leg the mech finally flattens the commodore fully, ending his screaming.
"I'm sorry about that Cavalier. Now you have my full attention."

Your shoulders drop as you look up at him feeling dejected.
"I was just going to ask what will happen to the kids. But I guess now I know."

You muttered that second part so Bones didn't quite catch that.
"Well of course they are coming with me. What kind of a parent would I be if I just left them here? I'll take good care of them and they'll help me with my work. Simple as."
A sunset flashes before your eyes with a small raft leaving for the horizon and a person waving from it. You scoff and after a quickdraw fire Parley at the robot. Despite being quite pissed you're still lucid enough to realize he did not budge an inch. And that's bad.
"Sigh. Why did you have to do that?"

The giant walking weapon takes a swing at you and you try jumping backwards to mitigate the damage. It does nothing and you break through the sound barrier as you smash through several trees. Sprouting wings and using them to stop you fly above the machine and start reloading.
"Pant. Pant. Because I'm not gonna let you keep using them like that!"

"Like that? Like how?"

"For haki!"

He pauses.
"How did you figure it out so quickly?"

"A weenie like you couldn't use observation. And I hear their voices coming from your stupid machine!"

"Oh. Ooooh. That is what's upsetting you? I assure you they feel no discomfort. I have them in a dreamless sleep, connected together so their meager observations are combined to produce a clear image. It's a bit scary sure, but nothing worse than a nightmare. Really it's nothing compared to what they went through already."

"What?"

"Come now. Do you really think it's that easy to make black metal? If it was everyone would be running around with black blades. Infusion on such a level is quite difficult even for a high level user. I found pain to be the most effective method. To focus as much pain as possible into a single bodypart and give them just a bit of stimulation to help start the process. They will reflexively harden the area to try and protect themselves with all their might. All that's left is the removal of the infused limb and molding it into shape. It's quite unfortunate that the process can only be done once per subject as they loose the ability to use armament for the rest of their lives."

You form a fist and jump up.
"Silver Style! BAT-"
BONK
The punch bounces off of him and now your knuckles are bleeding.

"Sigh. Unfortunate."
A giant fist comes down and punches you into the dirt.
"You weren't listening. If you don't have the will to do what must be done you'll never achieve your goals! It's that simple."

"SILVER!"
Murray rushes up to you.
"Are you alright?"

"Yeah. I am. And yeah, you're right!"
Looking up at the humongous monster you take out a round, black sphere from your pocket. Placing it between your teeth you crunch down on it with a single bite.

"Second Wind?"

"Jaws-"
You speak up as your eyes turn red after the blood vessels in it pop.
"Call everyone. He's going down."

"What about the marines?"

>Tell them to wrap it up. We don't need distractions
>Ignore them. We got bigger fish to fry
>Other?

>>5118409
>Ignore them. We got bigger fish to fry
Yay teamup!

>>5118412
>Ignore them. We got bigger fish to fry
Goddamn, we can't even hurt this guy without using armament, which silver sucks at...
And he's so strong and fast that the rest of the crew would probably die fighting him.

If we could restrict his movement somehow, maybe fill his joints with hagetaka's glass and wrap him up in spider silk?
Then maybe we could throw him in the ocean and let him drown/suffocate, then recover the robot.

>>5118412
>Ignore them. We got bigger fish to fry

Oh boy it's time for blood!

>>5118424
>Goddamn, we can't even hurt this guy without using armament, which silver sucks at...

Buster or Argent using sound based fuckery as a vibrospike/blade might do the trick. The problem is getting close enough to the fucker to make the attempt.

Okie dokie.
>writing

But unfortunately my delivery is fucking late, which throws a wrench in my plans
While I eat my borgar please do some rolling to see how you do

3d10+4 best of 3. dc 21 crit 25

Rolled 2, 8, 10 + 4 = 24 (3d10 + 4)

>>5118476
peepeepoopoo

Rolled 4, 5, 8 + 4 = 21 (3d10 + 4)

>>5118476
Borgars be good.

Rolled 4, 1, 2 + 4 = 11 (3d10 + 4)

>>5118476
last minute 7

>>5118480
>>5118488
>>5118498
bruh

>>5118476

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"I don't care. We got bigger fish to fry!"

"Roger. MARCI! HAGETAKA! Ignore the marines and bring the Dauntless over here! We got a canned tuna and need your help opening it up!"

"What do you mean canned- Oh. Oh yeah we see it. Hold onto your butts we're coming! Here! A little present."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkRUVdtOb9s

As Murrays snail cuts off you hear a whistling sound before the robots back explodes as the cannonballs hit it. As you suspected the monstrum moved from the impact. Bones quickly turns to look at the source of the attack and scoffs.
"My oh my. What a beauty! I wonder how stable it is."
You see him taking aim as he extends an arm and prepares to flick his middle finger at the Dauntless. Not about to let him do as he pleases you jump in the path of his attack just as he fires it off.
"Finger Destruction Blast!"

The compressed burst of air hits you square in the chest and sends you flying. After you fall back first on the ground and roll at least ten times you manage to get up and taunt him.
"Not impressed! I can do that too!"
But as you take a good look at yourself you see that your shirt is in tatters. Angrily you remove your coat before ripping the tattered fabric off your chest.

"You know Cavalier I really thought you'd understand my position. But I guess we are just incompatible. Not to worry. As a show of my gratitude I'll leave you alive this time. But if possible I'd like it if you didn't get in my way again. Now preparer to-"
As he throws a fist in your direction the machines momentum stops.
"What?"

"Whoah! I caught a big 'un!"
Jaws holds back the arm of the mecha with Umibozus chain wrapped around it one time.

"Annoying little gnat!"

With a mighty pull Bones overpowers Jaws and pulls him away from the ground. A bit shocked by this Murray tries to swing around with his chain like Tarzan and punches the machine in the chest as he comes around.
"Fish-man Karate: Kokushio!"
The impact sounds like a hammer striking an iron ingot but louder. Murray reels as the blood leaves his arm and goes numb.
"F-FUCK!"

"SILVER STYLE! DRAGON MAW!"

You follow up Murray with a full powered swing from Argent as the machine reaches for Murray with its free arm. You hit it in the shoulder and see sparks flying off everywhere but you're not sure it's from the armor. Granted you didn't use armament on that but it still should've done something. But no. The loudspeakers blare once more.
"Please do not relent. I'm getting excellent data from this. Resist, fight. Let me know where I may need to improve things."

As Jaws releases his anchor from the robot you turn into a small bat to fly away from the grasping hand that was about to crush you. Meeting up on the ground you exchange a worried look with the fish-man.
"This is stupid!"

"Agreed. But we shouldn't stop. There is nothing that doesn't have a weak point!"

"Try me."
The colossal warmachine disappears and reappears in front of you, ready to smash the ground.

You turn into a hybrid and airlift Jaws out of there just before the fist smashes in the ground and causes an earthquake and flattens the entire forest around you, as if a city destroying bomb just went off. He's about to take a swing at you when for the first time you see it being moved against its will. Specifically when the Dauntless in full battle mode charges in and decks it in the head. Still it doesn't look like it did any damage but at least it CAN be affected if you just hit it hard enough. It gets back up quickly and rushes your ship. The two behemoths grab each others hand and begin a tug of war that threatens to break the island itself with faults appearing between them.

As Hagetaka and Marcella are busy controlling the Dauntless the others disembark from it with Gu jumping off while Ann and Will, with Lyda on his back run up one of its arms. Spider spins a web along its right arm while Will jumps around the place, shooting explosive bolts at every conceivable part of it with Lyda restocking his quiver whenever he runs out of bolts. At the same time Gu touches down and does a quick kata as the black markings appear on his body.
"Hasshoken: Mukade Fugu!"

With a double palm thrust he hits the ankle of the machine and unbalances it. Meanwhile Ann pulls on her strings and pulls back one of its arms so it can't brace properly. Winning the clinch with a little help the Dauntless throws the machine to the ground. And as a final nail in the coffin Greki jumps off the bridge and brings his hammer down with all his might.
"FAFNIR!"

He hits Bones right on the head but everyone quickly realizes that the machine is still moving, in fact you don't see even a dent on it so everyone backs off a bit.
"By me mothers beard! What is that thing made out of?!"

"Bodyparts Tiny. Bodyparts strengthened by armament."

"By the Sun... What abomination! I hate to say it but... I don't think we have a chance at beating it unless we manage to muster haki even stronger than it!"

"Not quite!"
Will stops jumping around in the air and lands beside you.
"I hit every part on its body looking for a weakpoint and found something."

"Well? What is it William?"

"It's the eyes Murray! It has den den mushi in the slit where its eye should be! They are sitting behind some glass. It's tough as nails but can't be harder than armament, right?"

"O-Or maybe we're approaching this the wrong way. If physical attacks don't work we should try something else. T-The person controlling it is inside no? Can't we attack him?"

"Well whatever we do we should do it quick! It's getting up!"

>Alright! Lets take the eyes out!
>If he has cameras for eyes the Bones is elsewhere. Everyone, hit the chest!
>Let's see how black metal handles heat!
>Other?

>>5118572
>This robot is powered by haki... but it's the haki of mere children. Maybe conquerors can knock the robot itself unconscious?

>>5118572
He has A.O.E. so making him blind doesn't do much.

He's an arrogant son of a bitch but even he isnt slow enough to forget that machines heat up so he probably has some kind of coolant system set up.

As for the chest idea that has merit but at the same time it's basically going "hit harder" and hoping we can actually damage this fucker through his buffs.

One thing I got to ask though, how is he breathing in the suit? Because if it's a sealed system then all we have to do is keep beating the shit out of him till he runs out of air. If not then we can just poison the fucker.

>>5118582
...That's insane/stupid enough to work. It's a long shot, but then again Silver's used to long shots.

Seconding this madness.

>>5118572
We could try to use vibrations to knock the insides around if they can penetrate the outer shell. Could fuck him up majorly like the brain getting rattled inside the skull

>>5118572
>Alright! Lets take the eyes out!

>>5118590
>>5118582
I don't think Haki affects robots, or the Pascifista wouldn't be worth shit outside of Paradise and the Blues.
Altho a thought strikes me.

Lyda can't swap the bodyparts of *people* without their consent... Is a robot people? Because we might be able to fabricate a weakness considering how, I presume, the Dauntless' ballast is made of gold coins by now.

>>5118594
That could be a good idea too.
Rather than try to damage the robot, just grab the motherfucker and shake it hasshoken style until the doc inside turns into a meat smoothie

>>5118594
I mean the robot is made of people, but I'm pretty sure none of them are happy with the current arrangement.

>>5118572
>Alright! Lets take the eyes out!

>>5118582
I like this idea

>>5118594
But this garnered more attention
Whilst Lyda COULD under normal circumstances just replace a chunk of the mech with a rock Armament is show to be capable of resisting DF fuckery like that if it's strong enough.

But the idea of going for the eyes and shaking the fuck out of the doc inside are both ok

>writing

Now let's see if it works
3d10+4 best of 3, dc 18 crit 23

Rolled 6, 4, 2 + 4 = 16 (3d10 + 4)

>>5118616
Bartender! I'd like a Funnybone shaken not stirred.

Rolled 7, 8, 9 + 4 = 28 (3d10 + 4)

>>5118616
Dice!

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>>5118631
Shit...

Rolled 8, 5, 6 + 4 = 23 (3d10 + 4)

>>5118616
>>5118631
Nice, just for the full set

>>5118631
We're about to shake this boy like a British nanny.

>>5118631
Shook him like a drunk pregnant lady on a treadmill.

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"If those snails are his eyes then we just have to take them out!"

"But isn't it pointless? You saw how he moves! That's clearly observation haki. Blinding him will do next to nothing!"

"Leave that to me."

Looking at the machine you close your eyes and start to listen. It's quite hard making out anything when that metal mountain sounds like over a hundred people screaming at once but you manage to make out the voices of the children that Bones has tied up in there. They are afraid even in their strange sleep. For they see and feel everything that's happening to them.
"Stop!"

"W-What just happened? My children! What's wrong?"

"I just knocked out the kids he has hooked up in there! Go!"

"YOU! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY KIDS?!"
Bones raises the mechs arms the same way he did before and aims at the Dauntless.
"IRON IMPACT!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9feq908XxTM

The blast shoots off one of the glass arms of your ship which visibly taxes Hook and Angel. As the two of them try to regain control over the ship Bones starts marching towards them and smacks Greki out of his way. Spider starts jumping between his legs, tying them together with her threads. Unfortunately it does little to slow him down so Hagetaka has to jump in to help.
"Keep it together navigator!"

"YOU BITCH! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! AAAAAAAAAARGH! SHIT! I... CAN'T!"

Your huntress dives towards the ground and begins crystallizing her body.
"Fallen Paradise!"

Her glass body shatters against the ground and innumerable tree like pillars sprout from the ground to stand between Bones and the Dauntless. He naturally breaks through them but as the webbing between his legs grows thicker and as more and more pillars erupt he slows down drastically. Gu and Murray then exchange a nod and they shout for Angel to lift them as well. A pillar raises the two until they are roughly at the level of the mechs chest.

"Fish-man Karate-"

"Hasshoken-"

"Umishindo!"
"Umishindo!"

As both of them hit the chassis of the metal beast as hard as they could they felt their fists encountering resistance. But as they pressed on they felt the vibrations intensifying until their knuckles started to move and leave an imprint in the metal slab. With the sound of a bomb going off the Black Testament was pushed back and Bones let out a shocked grunt through the sound systems.

Meanwhile Lyda is looking at Greki who fell on his ass when the mecha slapped him.
"Greki! Please toss me up! And get ready."

"A'ight lass! Hope you know what you're doing."

With a quick toss Lyda is high in the air. She needs to cover her face because the wind pressure is immense. As she starts to see the clouds getting closer she crosses her arms.
"Swap!"

Greki takes her place and he mutters a little prayer to himself.
"O' Sun, don't let my heart give out before I can take my swing. Now-"
He raises his hammer high.
"MJÖLNIR!"

Like a shooting star, bright and hot the giant descends from the heavens and puts all his force into that one swing and aims it at the head of the Black Testament. This time the entire upper body of the machine gets buried underground. Finally it took some real damage. Though the head is still somewhat intact the glass protecting the projector den den mushi shattered and with it the eyes of the beast were gone. But it was still not out of the fight.

Still stuck in the ground it begins to laugh.
"You... You think you won? Hah! Haha! Just because I can't see you anymore doesn't mean I can't destroy you! Charging steam engines to maximum output now. I'll just wipe the entire island clean!"

"S-Shit..."
Marcella scoffs as you land next to her.
"About god damn time! Get that bitch back here! I can't hold this shit together anymore!"

"Sorry. You have to hold out a bit longer."
Raising your palm you slam it down on the deck of the Dauntless and begin infusion.
"Daunty!"
The wooden boards groan at your command. The remaining glass arm gets coated with your armament and begins moving according to your intentions, just as if it was Parley, Argent or your own arm. Forming a fist you throw a punch at its chest.
"Silver Style: Dauntless Voice!"

Striking the chassis you continue to channel as many vibrations as you can into it, just as Gu and Murray did. You feel the thick armor finally giving way to your will and bending but also feel your own stamina running out and the glass arm of the ship breaking down. With everything put into it you penetrate the hull of the Black Testament just as the last arm of the Dauntless shatters. But it appears you were just short of finishing things. Bones is sitting there exposed, concussed but still very much alive.
"Hah... AHAHAHHA! I WIN CAVALIER!"
William then jumps into the hole and aims Rocket at Bones' forehead.
"N-"

A few moments later Will climbs back out of the mech.
"Hey guys. I took him out and shot arrows into the machine until it turned off. But there are a bunch of kids in there. Wanna help?"

And that's it for today. I could've gone a bit more but I decided I'm not going to blueball you this time with what happens next
Anyway I hope you enjoyed yourselves. I'll see you guys maybe on Saturday. Depending on how burnt out I get by Monster Hunter
Have a good day

>>5118688
Thanks for the run!

>>5118688
sleep tight, that was a good fight

>>5118688
Thanks for the bossfight run Spooks!
It was cool seeing everyone working together and I do like how you use the fact that Silver is more of an Observation guy

>>5118665
Damn, we need to youthen up greki with the same method we made Shelly!
He's getting real old at this point, and i'm sure someone would be willing to trade a bit of their youth for some cash.

A lot of people, actually. It's a really good deal if you're a manual laborer, especially since you don't actually have to work all your life to retire.
They can retire in good health instead of having their body ruined by overwork.

>>5120425
I mean that would be nice, assuming Greki wants to be young again rather just "just" making something that will carve his name into history.
Tho I don't think "a bit" of youth would be anywhere near enough... We are talking about undoing a century or two here.

There's also the hilarious fact that if it came out that Silver somehow had his own personal fountain of youth, well, now that'l cause one hell of a ruckus upstairs with the marines. And everyone else.
#makeLinLinhotagain

>>5120635
>bitch pumps out another fifty kids
You're causing me extreme levels of distress

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>>5120652
But I must cooooom! My dick demands it!

>>5120819
How many dicks do you think linlin would suck to have her youth back?

>>5120924
If she could return to her prime? My man, I don't think there aren't any dicks to even make her flinch

>>5120925
"Your mama calls me Daddy." -Captain "Cavalier" Silver

>>5120926
"You call her Mama, I call her Mommy" Silver

I think all of you forget the most important thing here.
>>5120819
Little Big Mom had a sweet overcoat and probably never used the sleeves.

Okay. I'll most likely gonna run tomorrow. Got the whole thing written in advance and everything. Usual time

>>5121073
It's the law. Anyone who uses the sleeves is a retard

>>5121076
>I like letting the sleeves hang, it looks cool! - virgin school thug
>I wear my shirts/jackets normally and pull them clean off in one smooth motion when I fight - chad yakuza

>>5121105
Virgins are badass because real chads never loose anything

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With Hooks and Angels powers disengaged the Dauntless settles down on the ground as everyone takes a quick breather. Ann, Will and Omukade are relatively fine so they take this time to crawl into the wreck of the giant machine in order to get the children out of there. When they come out the kids are unconscious, bound and blinded by some cloth. They don't appear to be in pain but the red dots which indicate areas where they were stabbed by needles indicate that they aren't entirely fine. They are all shivering, tossing and turning in their sleep as if they are having night terrors. Spider quickly makes hammocks for all of them and starts rocking them back and forth to soothe the children.

"That's a problem."
Gu observes.
"What are we going to do to them?"

"Not cooking them."
You retort.

"I wasn't going to suggest that."

"Yes you were. Anyway there are more of them at the house. But we'll figure that out when we get there or when these wake up. I gotta do something else first."
Taking out your den den mushi you start making a call and wait for the other side to pick up.

"Purupurupurupuru-purupurupurupuru-purupurupurupuru-purupurupurupuru-gacha."

"Hi. It's me again. Got into some trouble. I'm tired and I'm leaving. You should do that too."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Your friends are not going anywhere."
The voice of a man you've never heard before comes through the line.
"If you want to save them you have one hour to come here before they get taken to Impel Down."

"Who is this?"

"Marines. Vice-admiral Smoker."
That's one you don't know personally but heard about him extensively. He was the one who was at Alabasta when Goofy was there, and if your suspicion is right he was given the credit for beating Crocodile instead of the monkey. But even if that wasn't him he's still regarded as a very capable and dogged marine who won't stop at nothing when hunting pirates.
"So. What will it be? Will you come and fight like the rest or not?"

He's trying to agitate you by implying you're a coward. Leaning away from the snail you look at Marcella.
"How long before we get to Dumb Drum Island or whatever?"

"With the state the ship is in? Way more than an hour even at top speed."

"Well that's good. Didn't want to go anyway. It's their fault for getting caught."

"I thought so. Go ahead and run. And if you try to come after the Wapometal again I'll make sure you meet the same fate."

>"My name is Silver. You know where I hang out. Come and get me." (hang up)
>"Oh yeah? I already got your last shipment. And good luck making weapons without your crazy pirate scientist."
>Other?

>>5122032
>tell this guy what was going on here, and that you'll be taking custody of these kids for a while

>>5122032
>"Oh yeah? I already got your last shipment. And good luck making weapons without your crazy scientist."

I say we save them, not for any grand reason but because we're petty and it'd be hilarious to hold it over Weaver's head.

>>5122032
>"Oh yeah? I already got your last shipment. And good luck making weapons without your crazy pirate scientist."
Finally here for a session for once instead of being asleep.

>>5122032
>>5122037
Support
He might be a winie maybe not but this way there's a chance that somebody who's not a winie takes action.
Also tell him where he can pickup the kids if he can convince us they'll be treated right and want to go I've somewhere not awesome

>>5122032
>"Oh yeah? I already got your last shipment. And good luck making weapons without your crazy pirate scientist."

>>5122032
>>5122037
Yeah gotta agree with this guy

>>5122037
So Smo-yan will be told about things. That's good.

>>5122039
Unfortunately Weaver is going to Megajail to get pegged. Unless you want to actually storm Impel Down that is

>writing

>>5122077
If she wanted to rate a rescue, she should have made an impression.

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"Hmmmm. I don't think I will. I got all that I want already."

"Hmmm?"

"And I also got the guy who made weapons out of these so I'm not too worried about you guys having more."
There is silence on the other side.
"And you guys really should be more careful about who you work with. Some pirate killed and replaced your scientist. Then made a giant robot out of the arms and legs of the children and the wounded marines here. So yeah, pretty big oopsie."

"What are you talking about?"

"Ugh. I don't get what you don't get about this. Just come to the island where Newson was. I wrecked it pretty damn well and you should probably clean it up."

"Wait! Who is-"
Click.

"Okay. I think he got the message."

"Was it really wise calling the marines here?"
Hagetaka asks.

"Eh. It'll be funny when they realize what happened. Now come on. We better get out of here with the loot. Also, bring the kids. I'll think about what to do with the injured marines on the way to the shore."

"E-Erm... W-What will happen with this?"

"What's that Stitches? Oh... That."
You look at the wreckage of the Black Testament that's still smoldering from when Bones tried to overload its steam-powered generator. Though the thing is wrecked thoroughly it still contains weapons and technology capable of unleashing massive destruction. Not to mention its black metal shell. A testament to Bones' madness indeed.
"Yeah. You kinda forget about the hard shell when you're after the squishy insides."

Murray observes it from close up.
"Yeah this is big. Almost too big I'd say. Even if we dump it in the sea and get the fish-men to cooperate with us it's going to be hard tow this back to Outer Heaven. Not impossible but I don't think we can get both it and the Wapometal back home."

"If I may voice my opinion-"
Greki steps up.
"I admit I don't fancy that abominable wapometal junk one bit. But I hate this one even more. And like the idea of the marines getting their mitts on it even less."

>We'll leave the wapometal at the bottom of the sea and brings this back with us. It'll make for a cool trophy if nothing else.
>Hate it as much as you want. This is a strong weapon. We're taking it.
>I agree with Greki. I'm destroying it
>Other?

>>5122123
>Hate it as much as you want. This is a strong weapon. We're taking it.

Make it cursed warpmetal, The future is looking spooky

>>5122123
>>I agree with Greki. I'm destroying it

>>5122123
>>I agree with Greki. I'm destroying it
We killed Bones because he built an evil nightmare robort. I don't think we want to give the WG any more inspiration to repeat that... Because if they figured out you can weaponize people after torturing them the Dragons will all of the sudden get new toys by the literal trainload, a day.

And if there's time to lugg off with some wapo after that, well then that's lovely.

>>5122123
>I agree with Greki. I'm destroying it

>>5122131
Oh, oh! speaking of.
We need to find his labratory and wreck fucking that shit.
We told that marine guy that we did a solid job after all.

>>5122123
>>I agree with Greki. I'm destroying it
>Other?
But do go to the secret lab and take the plans for stuff that can be operated without being an evil cunt, destroy the rest.

>>5122123
>I agree with Greki. I'm destroying it
Can we get a sample of it first?

>>5122123
>I agree with Greki. I'm destroying it
And go and destroy the dudes notes

The choice is obvious, and you were thorough enough to destroy the notes too. Good job
>writing

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"I agree with Tiny. I don't like the idea of the government getting this. I'm destroying it. You guys, go and search for his lab. If you find something useful take it and burn the rest."

"Hey hey, aren't you gonna help us? Your observation is the best out of all of us! And besides dipshit! How are you gonna destroy this thing when you couldn't even scratch it without us here!"

"No. I'm tired. Go look for it yourself. And I still have Second Wind working on me. I'm gonna use all the gas on my strongest move. That should take care of this hunk of junk."

Marcella scoffs.
"Yeah. Remind me WHY you didn't use that before?"

"Kids. Now move it. I don't wanna hit you guys by accident. Remember what happened in Outer Heaven?"

"Yeah yeah, you almost destroyed the place. Just let us get far enough first okay?"

"Can't make any promises. I feel myself getting fatter. And my chest is hurting."

You wait for a while until you're certain that the others are outside the area of your attack before you unleash everything. The last time you used this it almost killed you it drained you so much. So it should have no problem using up the Second Wind as well. After initiating it you're pretty sure everyone on the island, and perhaps even on neighboring ones saw the pillar of fire shooting for the heavens. What little remains of the decimated forest turns into ash and the ground gets scorched. At the very least the ash will nurture the new trees that will sprout in place of these ones. You return to the others with a limp and clothes marred by soot.

"Hey guys... any success?"

"Yeah. We found his lab. No thanks to you."
Marcella shrugs.
"Copied some of his notes. Not sure who'll be able to make use of them but we have them. How about you?"

"I melted it all."

"Aye. That's good."
Greki nods.
"Black iron or no, mixing it with impurities from the ground will ruin any metal. C'mere lad, ye look out of it."

The giant picks you up and starts carrying you in his palm as you sit down.
"Who're they?"
You point at the marines standing in front of you and shaking.

"Well, ye said to leave them alone and come help ye. But since we broke their one ship they couldn't leave. So 'ere we are. We told 'em the truth. Showed some of the notes of that madman as proof."

"P-Please! We swear we had nothing to do with him! W-We thought he was with us!"

"I know..."
You respond. It's a struggle discerning what they feel right now. Fear, confusion, anger, maybe regret. There is a lot in there.

"S-So what will happen to us?"
One of them gathers the courage to speak plainly.
"There is nothing on this island left. Even if HQ realizes something's wrong it could take them weeks for the one they send to get here."

"I already called someone. They should be here in a few days-"
You now look at them, at the kids and at the wounded marines that were also subjected to the cruel experiments of Bones.

>But I don't trust you with anyones life. The patients are coming with us
>Your wounded can stay. But I'm not letting you take the kids
>I'm leaving the patients in your care. I hope you won't give them to a crazy scientist again
>Other?

Also. Will you stay with them until someone comes to pick them up?
>Yes
>No

>>5122178
>Your wounded can stay. But I'm not letting you take the kids
Almost missed the run. Granparents are having the 67th anniversary and had to help my bro find 67 roses.

I can trust these guys to keep their folks alive, and if they can't then tough shit. The kids though come with us, because the amoral autistic semi-sociopath is probably safer for them than the fucking marines.

>>5122178
Oh, and almost forgot.
>No

We already called for support. If they can't get here within a few hours/a couple of days then that's on them and their shitty logistical support.

>>5122178
>>Your wounded can stay. But I'm not letting you take the kids
And if they want to leave it should be easy enough to find them a boat from Outer Heaven to Marineford. We're practically neighbors after all!
>No
Only reason I could see why would be to try and ambush them and get (more) hostages in return for Weavers release (if even still alive)... But Anon's didn't seem keen on helping her so... Nope.

But we should load up on some of dat loot before we leave out of sheer piratical principle! if nothing else

>>5122178
>Your wounded can stay. But I'm not letting you take the kids
>Yes
Meet Smo-kun

>>5122178
>But I don't trust you with anyones life. The patients are coming with us
We'll treat the marines and let them go in new heaven. Maybe start an orphanage too...

>>5122206
Only reason I could see why would be to try and ambush them and get (more) hostages in return for Weavers release (if even still alive)... But Anon's didn't seem keen on helping her so... Nope.

In their defense she's stupid, and not the fun kind of stupid that can eventually make you friends but the annoying kind of stupid that costs you money. Something would have done her in eventually, as far as this situation goes it's just Darwin in action.

>>5122178
>Your wounded can stay. But I'm not letting you take the kids
>No
I want to stay to get smoker to somewhat understand what went on here but that is too risky.

>>5122211
I think that'd be funny, but, eh.
How would you get Silver to sit still and do nothing for a few days?

>>5122178
>Your wounded can stay. But I'm not letting you take the kids

>no

Cavalier "friend of all children" Silver everybody
>writing

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>>5122235
>Cavalier "friend of all children" Silver

>>5122248
>cavalier silver creates strong children
>strong children create good times
>good times create weak children
>weak children create hard times
>hard times create harder times
>harder times create untold suffering and oppression
>untold suffering and oppression create cavalier silver

>>5122251
>𝄞It's the Cirrrrcle of Karmic Retributiooon

"You can keep your wounded guys and wait for rescue. But the kids are coming with me. Got nothing against you, I just hate and don't trust you guys. So I'm taking them with me. And none of you can stop me. If they wanna go join you guys they can. I'm like... living right nextdoor."

"S-So you're letting us live?"

"Yeap."

"Now excuse me. I want a warm glass of milk and a big nap."

"W-Wait! What about food?"

"What ABOUT food? Figure it out."

"If you leave the sick with us they'll die without any food!"

"Aw shucks. That's right. Toxin, hook them up with enough snacks that'd last a few days. But only for the sick."

"With all due respect captain. They'd just eat the food of the sick when they got hungry."

"Hnnnnnn-"
You grumble.
"Okay fine! Leave them plenty of food! We'll just kill some sea kings on the way! Now start herding the kids to Daunty. I'm sleepy."

Following your instructions the crew leaves a few days worth of supplies for the marines and takes the kids onboard. Naturally some of them objected to going with pirates but their cooperation was never necessary. Once everything was done and all the dumped wapometal was collected by your fish friends the Dauntless swiftly got out of there before any reinforcements showed up. You ended up sleeping in your cabin for a few days before waking up with a mighty hunger and a need for milk. After a quick meal it was time for you to survey the situation on deck. Many of the children, especially those who were hooked up to the Black Testament were just apathetic at worst. They get that something bad was being done to them. But some still cling to the idea that their beloved professor was a good guy. Can't win 'em all.

"So Stitches. You think you can fix their little problem."

"I-I don't think I can. P-Parts for children are not easy to get."

"Yeah. We don't get many kid visitors and they are probably attached to their limbs. Hmmmm. Okay hear me out: Marine Daycare!"

"No..."

"Okay."

Realizing that you won't be able to give them replacement limbs until they grow up you decide to address them directly.
"Okay you shitty little brats! Your home is gone, the professor turned out to be a piece of shit and your days are probably ruined. But don't worry! Because I'm here! We're going to a super cool place that I built! It has a garden, an amusement park, lots of food and drinks, and mermaids if you're into that. Oh! Guns too! Lotsa guns! You can have any you want! I'll let you stay there until we find you a place you can call home. Or if you want to go to the marines then the New Marineford is being built next door. I'll let you borrow a boat and go there if you wish. I really don't care. But as long as you're on my ship you'll behave. Okay?"

They seem a bit confused but hopeful that they are free to go after you take them to Outer Heaven. But oddly enough they seem to have grown quite a bit attached to you after they witnessed storms that'd make even the most adamant atheist get on his knees and pray and seamonsters that make their most terrifying nightmares piss themselves. And Ann helped too by doing what she does.

Reaching Fish-man Island after a few days you stop to pay the fish-men who so generously helped you hauling the wapometal and to pick Shelley back up from Shirahoshi. The two of them had a rough start at first but grew fond of each others company.
"What do we say to nice people Shelley?"

"Thank you!"

"That's it!"

Shirahoshi smiled.
"I'm looking forward to seeing you again!"

The kids were astonished by this.
"Y-You know the mermaid princess? Like the princess from the stories?"

"Yeah! She's my friend! Pirates can make friends with whoever they want!"

After resupplying and paying the fish-men you waste no time getting back to Outer Heaven in order to wrap things up. You send the wapometal to the various blacksmiths, shipwrights and engineers to have some fun with and produce many wonderful weapons for Outer Heaven. And at the same time you have the children moved under the care of Ann who has them move in to the little church she had built in the place. For now that'll be a good place for them. Once they realize what happened to them they can decide what they want to do.

"Finally. I was getting so bored of it all. I want a shower. And a nap. And a blankie."

After some proper rest you decided to properly celebrate, since the afterparty is always the best part of an adventure. You order yourself a full course of the best stuff that's on the island and you get about halfway done with a tankard of ale that's the size of a man when Pascia rushes up to you.
"I'm sorry captain! I couldn't stop them!"

"Stop who? What's wrong? Oh."
You see two groups cutting through the crowd surrounding your party area and it looks like neither of them are listening to anything your underlings tell them to. Both of these gangs you recognize and they invoke mixed feelings in you. Mainly curiosity as to what the hell they are doing here. One of them are none other than the Kuja pirates, or at least some of them. The other are a bit more surprising. The Revolutionary Army. They both get in front of your table around the same time and they waste no time butting heads with each other.

"Whoever you are, get out of my way!"
Sandersonia, the smaller sister of Boa Hancock snaps at the much smaller girl.

"We've been waiting here for days! You can wait your turn!"
Koala is the one talking back to her. You remember meeting her and her entourage on San Faldo and didn't think you'd ever bump into her again.

But none of that matters. They are spoiling your mood and it's best if you deal with them quick.

>Hi Koala. Long time no see
>What brings you here Soni?
>Get off my island. Both of you
>Other?

>Either stop fighting or both of you can leave

>>5122321
>Hi Koala. Long time no see
We invited one of these, what does the other want.

>>5122321
>Other?
>One, stop shouting because I had a long few days saving some children and I wanted to take a break. Two, this is my place so I'd appreciate it if you didn't break any of my stuff unless you plan to pay for it. And Three, if you want to talk to me then we got a system, I don't know what it is because I'm in charge and I don't have to worry about that crap, but my crew does and I can tell you didn't ask any of them what it is either. Now that we got all that out of the way Welcome to Outer Heaven! You here for booze, food, or fun?

>>5122327
This, this is good.

>>5122327
"I don't know what it is because I'm in charge"
This is gold, support!

>>5122321
>>Hi Koala. Long time no see
Hola chiquita

Okay so Koala wins but that's a good write-in
>writing

>>5122352
There was 3 supporting votes for write-in, but 2 for koala...?

>>5122360
And what? You want me to write a whole post again to decide who gets to go first?

>>5122365
>>5122360
That's fair.

>all the sonifags are gone
Such lackluster dedication to their waifu.

>>5122372
They realized the error of their ways, I presume.

>>5122365
Alight, misunderstood what you were getting at. s'all good.

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"QUIET!"
You slam down your keg and the air rumbles.
"One, stop shouting because I had a lot of long days involving children and I want to take things easy. Two, this is my place. If you break anything you'll pay for it. And Three, if you want to talk we have a system here. I don't know how it works because I'm the boss and I don't have to worry about that crap. But my crew does and they don't seem to know why you're here either. So go and ask someone less important about how to meet me. In the meantime, welcome to Outer Heaven! What do you want? Booze, food or fun?"

"I-I just want an audience-"

"Same."

"Then what are you, deaf? I just told you what to do! Come on, chop chop!"
As both groups leave you to your meal you shake your head.
"I swear the nerve of these people!"

After making everyone get back in line you finish your little feast and Pascia approaches you while you're letting your belly rest. Seeing how both groups are somewhat important she moved them up a list a bit and she asked you which one you want sent in first. Since Sandersonia was actually invited here you decided to handle Koala first and see what the Revolutionaries want from you. She is brought before you alongside her fish-man compatriot and both look quite a bit more meek than they were a minute ago. Showing who's boss always works!

"Hey Koala! Long time no see."

"Yeah. It's been a minute. You uh, changed more than I expected."

"Nah. I don't change. I'm always the same. I just get better."

"Right. Anyway this might come as a shock but we did not just come for a visit. Do you... still remember how things went in San Faldo?"

"I get kicked in the head a lot but I think I do. You wanted me to join your little army."

"That's correct. Have you... given it any consideration?"

"No. Why would I?"

"Well after the little stunt you pulled at Mary Geoise I thought you had a change of heart. I know it changed a lot with us."
Koala sighs.
"When the news hit us things got complicated. People were divided. Some were so impressed they wanted to follow your example. Others were repulsed. Some so much that they left us."

"Two things. I don't get what you mean. And why should I care?"

"You've been around, haven't you? Traveled the world. Seen things. I thought maybe your mind changed. I mean I can't imagine what'd drive anyone to attack the Celestial Dragons head on."

"No. I said I don't change. And the answer is the same. You want to fight with me? Fine. But you'll fight under me! I'll be the boss!"

"That's dumb."

"Why?"

"You couldn't even beat Sabo, not to speak of the leader. They are both strong."

"No. You just hit hard. But you're all weenies."

The fish-man slams his fist on the table.
"Watch your mouth boy! You're insulting our leader, you're insulting us!"

Jaws does not take this sitting down.
"So you'd raise your hand against the man who is national hero of the Ryugu Kingdom? Is your allegiance stronger to the Revolutionaries than your own brothers and sisters?"

>>5122390
RACE WAR STARTS NOW

>>5122390
Man if this is their best attempt at understanding Silver they're fucked from the outset. He's basically telling them straight up his main motivation is "I do what I want" and nothing grander than that.

Silver doesn't give a shit about revolution because he understands it's a revolution, shit just goes around in a circle. If you want him to fuck something up make it sound fun, otherwise hit bricks.

>>5122390
She better get to the point soon or she's going to make Silver bored.

>>5122390
>You wanna join us
>I literally don't understand how anyone would have the balls to attack the Dragons

Poor Koala is still under the impression that Silver is a real person, rather then the barely constrained batshit little adventure seeking monster that he is.

>>5122400
>>5122408
I hope Gu pops in waxing philosophical about "does the wind think about where it blows?" to try and explain to these brainlets that Silver is a brainlet.

"There are bigger things than Fish-man Island boy. I'm fighting for a higher cause. You?"

"I fight for my own. And his. Now back off before I demonstrate how."

"Hack please, we didn't come here to fight! Sorry about that. But can we please skip the insults?"

"I don't insult people. That's just how it is. You want me to join you but why should I? You guys have been doing this for a while. What did you do? I said one day that I wanna go to Mary Geoise and have some fun. And that's what I did. If I was your leader you would've won already. But I'm not so you didn't. Join me and you might."

"But you have no intention of revolting against the government."
The fish-man observes.

"You get what this ding dong is saying Jaws? I'm a pirate. And I declared war on them! A LOT OF TIMES! Hell I probably killed more than you weenies combined! Since all you guys do is sneak around and run away. That's your problem. You're all schemers and not doers. That's why you'll never win. Instead of going out and doing the thing you sit around planning it and run away when someone comes close to you. Big weenie attitude."

"Hack please! I'm sorry Silver. I get that you don't want to join. Can't blame me for trying though. But that's not what I came here for."

"Then spit it out. I'm getting bored already."

"Well even if you don't feel like joining we don't have to be enemies. Our enemies are the same. Like you said, the government considers you an enemy. Like us. And it's good for us outcasts to stick together. Right?"

"Hmmm."
There is something in what she says. Then again...

"Well anyway, remember how I said how things are a bit hectic right now? The navy is getting more violent, the government is more aggressive and not to mention the Yonko. Things are changing faster and faster. With the new age coming the time for the revolution is approaching. And... well we could use the help. We need weapons, safe havens, manpower. Anything really. If you can help us even a little we could be friends. And we always take care of our friends. No matter what!"

"Did your boss ask you to do this?"

"No. Dragon does not know I'm here. In fact he'd probably be mad if he did. It's just that, we could always use more friends. Even if we don't like to admit it."

>Well Outer Heavens doors are open for everyone. And I could give you some guns. If it'll piss off the Government (full cooperation)
>I guess I can offer a little aid. We got some spare guns here and there (a little aid)
>No. You are free to buy whatever you want. But no handouts
>No. I don't deal with weenies
>Other?

>>5122408
>>5122421
Seriously, Silver's whole motivation (that is to say our whole motivation) was "punch me in the face I burn your fucking house down and shit on your car's dashboard while I'm at it."

We don't give a shit about "Ideals" and "The Future" or anything else in that vein. If we help folks it's because we were there and they were either nice enough to give us food, or they seemed interesting enough to hang out with. Slavery might be the one thing we have some kind of higher notion about and that usually ends with "kill the slaver, free the slaves" or the more fun "free the slaves and let them literally tear their slaving master apart with their bare hands and a complimentary supply of knives thanks to the Outer Heaven tourist board."

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5122431
i'm really fucking torn here


>Well Outer Heavens doors are open for everyone. And I could give you some guns. If it'll piss off the Government (full cooperation)

>No. You are free to buy whatever you want. But no handouts

my vote is the will of the dice god

>>5122431
>No. You are free to buy whatever you want. But no handouts

Same rules as everybody else. You wanna crash or you want weapons, Ass, Grass, or Gas. You pay the asking price you get the service, end of.

>>5122431
>>No. You are free to buy whatever you want. But no handouts
But we know they're good for it so if they want to pay in installments, plus interest, that's fine.

>>5122440
Oh come now, we probably have literal shiploads of guns, swords, bullets and powder courtesy of the marines... And if it'l piss off the Gouverment *and* her boss? Oh come now, it costs us nothing and would be good for a laugh.

>>5122431
>Well Outer Heavens doors are open for everyone. And I could give you some guns. If it'll piss off the Government (full cooperation)

But no mucking about on islands with out flag. Those are already free.

>>5122431
>No. You are free to buy whatever you want. But no handouts.
Anyone can already enter Outer Heaven whenever they want. But we aren't a fucking charity. Ignore the kids we just picked up.

>>5122451
I mean you're not wrong, but they're weenies. I don't want to encourage their weenieness. If they want our stuff they have to prove they can get it, and that means proving to the people that have it they can either afford it or trade services equal to their worth. Nobody gets a free lunch, even the orphans have to pay with chores.

>>5122431
>No. You are free to buy whatever you want. But no handouts
dems the rules I didn't make em' well sliver did, but he forgot when he made them.

>>5122455
You're not wrong. But she did have some balls to come out here against everyones wishes... Even if we don't offer handouts, which is fair and seems to be where we're going... I mean I'm sure just about everyone on board would be happy to have a regular trading partner, as would Silver island if they the revvos can get there on the regular.
So we can mention that they are more then welcome to do whatever they want, because everyone is.

>>5122431
>>No. You are free to buy whatever you want. But no handouts
if you want actual cooperation prove you can do stuff, give me a reason to believe in your cause fools, cause i see a bunch of weenies who can only talk a good fight and can't even do what you set out to do, prove otherwise and we can talk further and we will probably do more then just sell stuff to you guys. Until then no free stuff for weenies.

>>5122451
>it costs us nothing
It actually explicitly costs us whatever we give them.

Well apathy is marginally better than outright hostility I guess.
>writing

"Kek! Of course I'll lend a hand. You can help yourself. There are dozens of places that sell weapons here. Pick any of them!"

"But that-"

"Same rules as everybody else. Anyone can enter Outer Heaven and do as they please. No special treatment. And no freebies."

"If we had the money to buy them I wouldn't be asking for aid."

You shrug.
"Tough luck. When you have the money I'll sell to you. You're free to come and hang out. But if you want your clubhouse here you're gonna pay rent. And nobody touches my flag. Sorry. I didn't make the rules. Well, I did but I don't remember making them so it doesn't count."

"You... you really don't care do you?"

Gu chuckles in his seat with crossed arms.
"Do you think the river cares where it goes and who it washes over? You severely misjudged our captain."

"Well said Toxin!"
You get up and walk over to the edge of your platform overlooking the area below. People are going about, doing their own thing ignorant to the fact that you're looking down at them.
"Listen to the noise. Can you hear it? The pulses of the living. The ironic rhythm is a grand orchestra, it's never the same tone! You see I want that, I want that. That's all I want! People to go and do what they want! You want to stop some schmucks from telling them what to do. So you can do it instead. I don't care for that. And that is why you won't win."
You turn back to look at Koala and Hack.
"This world isn't yours and it isn't the governments. You weenies who sit on your precious islands all your lives. This is a pirates world, it's for those who go out and do what they want! Now get that weak stuff out of here. I got a bunch more guests waiting in line and you're holding them up!"

>>5122493
>Gu chuckles in his seat with crossed arms.
yey

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>>5122493
Man when Silver start talking about the government he just gives me those Nestor Maknho vibes

>>5122493
Alright, lets see if she proves us right or not.
Because if she just goes "Oh, ok. Sorry for asking" then, yea, but I'm almost hoping for her to show a bit of spine here rather then just slinking away.
I dunno, that's just what that last line feels like to me.

>>5122507
I think the problem is she's not thinking like a revolutionary. She's thinking "well once we win we'll make more fair rules" or something like that. When you want to change the system you have to be willing to CHANGE it, from the bottom to the top. It's not just, oh we have to be better leaders, it's "the world is fucked from the ground up so we need to toss this whole fucking paradigm out and start from the basics again."

You can't say you're fixing the world when all you're doing is changing fucking hats and maybe, maybe, being slightly less shit than the last guy.

You want to fix the world, then get your hands dirty, cut the bitch open, grab its organs and do some goddamn surgery instead of sitting their wringing your fucking hands.

>>5122493
Bitch look around you, this is what true freedom is like. Every man his own, all is done by his hand. All work the sweat of his own brow.
It's dirty, it's dangerous, it's violent, and there's nowhere else you'll feel more alive than here.

>>5122501
also potential flag of Outer Haven? Or does Silver use the one of his crew for the city

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As the two of them take their leave Will lets out a chuckle.
"Hah! They got told!"

"Don't write them off yet Bullseye. Maybe they'll get smart and join me. Or not! KEK!"

You get back in your seat and have the other guest brought before you, which is Sandersonia. The Kuja comes to you with her two escorts who seem to be here as purely a formality. She shows no signs of the previous bravado she exhibited during her march. Probably that was the extent of the courage she gathered up and now it's all gone. She stands before you tall and proud but the tension in her muscles betrays her nervousness. She glares at you without blinking for several moments before her escorts start whispering among themselves. They think she's trying to threaten you. But in reality she doesn't dare to speak.

"Hi Soni! You accepted my invitation!"

She jolts up like a current just ran through her back.
"I most certainly did not! I have come here on official and very important business! My sister sent me to serve as her diplomat! And you will treat this with the utmost confidentiality as this is a serious matter! If word gets out that we met under any circumstance the results could be catastrophic!"

"Uuuuuh-"

"Oh for the love of-"
Taking pity on the flustered girl Marcella got up from her place and walked over to the huge girl to whisper something in her ear.

"Erm... O-Okay? Keep this a secret please?"

"Oh! Got it! So what can I secretly help you with?"

"Great! I mean yes, I mean-"
She takes a deep breath before continuing.
"You... were at our island. You saw what it's like. Originally our island was isolated from the rest of the world, it was a myth. But since the World Government can now cross the Calm Belt my sister decided to join the Shichibukai in exchange for their protection."

"Yes."

"Well we fear that soon it won't be enough. We are worried that our people the Kuja tribe will be defenseless. And you proved that we are right to be worried. Sooner or later someone will get to us. And we may not be able to defend ourselves."
Sandersonia swallows hard.
"S-So. I've come bearing the request of my sister. We wish to receive your protection."

"Hmmmm. I thought your sister hated my guts."

"S-She is not a fan. No. So you understand why she wished to do things this way. She feels great shame asking aid from someone she despises. But we may not have the luxury of clinging to pride. And so, acknowledging that you are not on the best of terms she... sends... a... gift."

"Ooooh I like gifts!"

"It's erm... me. In exchange for your flag she gives you leverage over her. Her own sister."

>Kek! Hamhog wants my help! COOL!
>Sorry this is not how I do things. So no
>Other?

>>5122559
>I'll take your island, but i don't own people. That's not how i do things. You can stay with me if you want, or not. I don't care.

>>5122559
>Kek! Hamhog wants my help! COOL!
>BUT you weenies will need to get stronger!

>>5122567
Supporting. Also I get the feeling that she pulled a Koala and came here without her Sister's approval. Or at least she's making this deal without her approval at any rate, because Handcock would only sign up with Luffy not us. Hell she'd skin us alive just to have a throw rug.

Nono, no nono. Oh no, oh this sounds bad. This sounds a whole lot like "I'm selling you my sister" Which can only be wrong.

>>5122559
>Other?
>Kek! Hamhog wants my help! COOL! *IF* you wanna be here you can stay, or don't, I don't own people

I seriously wonder if Hancock actually made this offer or how on gods good, green earth someone bullied her into it I get it. Last time someone, slightly with our help but nevermind, tried to enslave her entire people.
And if we can steal an entire island away from the WG on top of that? Then yea, I'm all in.

Actually come to think of it, what are the odds of Koala sticking around and showing up *some time down the line* and going "Right, Silver, there's this really bid bad fortified Marine armory we'd like to raid... Split it 50/50?" after doing her homework on us

>>5122559
>I'll take your island, but i don't own people. That's not how i do things. You can stay with me if you want, or not. I don't care.

>>5122580
Well... Luffy can't protect anything. Luffy isn't building an empire (even Silver doesn't realize it), Luffy doesn't have a history of making examples of people trying to fuck with his territory and Luffy didn't publicly defend her people against a would be conqueror.
Yes I agree that Hancock would never sign up with us, personally. But she made this exact deal with the Dragons and Marines, and I dare bet you she hates them a whole lot more then she does us. One of the few redeeming qualities she actually has as a person.

>>5122559
>>Other?
Just innocently ask her what they hell we're supposed to do with her. What her get super flustered.

If we accept the offer does that mean we cocked Luffy of getting Hancock lands? Holy kek

>>5122599
I mean you're not wrong, but this still feels, off, for lack of a better word.

Like a perfectly cooked pizza sitting untouched in a house with a teenage boy. Either someone died or the brat doesn't know the food is there.

>>5122603
*cucked fucking autocorrect

>>5122567
Supporting this

Awright that's one deal that's been made
>writing

>>5122567
+1 to this.

>>5122607
>Like a perfectly cooked pizza sitting untouched in a house with a teenage boy. Either someone died or the brat doesn't know the food is there.
Sounds more like wall chicken to me. Why is there a perfectly cooked chicken in the wall? How is it still warm? Why are we eating it despite it all?

Mysteries.

>>5122607
I agree. But the more I think about it the more I'm starting to believe it is from Hancock.
Again, she signed up with the god damn World Gouverment for this kind of protection.
Are we really a harder pill to swallow then the fucking WG?

>>5122617
I'll be honest, it sounds to me like sonia was just down so bad for some silver that they HAD to send her off. That's probably all this is.

>>5122617
Maybe not, but that's still saying robutussin tastes better than poorly made piss contaminated toilet wine.

It's a fine fucking line is all I'm saying.

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"The hell am I supposed to do with you?"

You hear chuckles coming from behind.
"Hey Silver. She could probably give you milk you know!"

"WHAAAAAAAT?!"

"Huh? No? Well that's a shame. But anyway I'll take your island, but i don't own people. That's not how i do things. You can stay with me if you want, or not. I don't care. Oh and you'll have to not be weenies. I own only the best islands. Hey Spider! Get them a jolly roger. If they wanna use it then so be it."

"So you mean you accept?"

"That's what I said."

Sandersonia falls on her knees and breaks out in a cold sweat.
"Thank god. You two! You'll take the flag back to dear sister as soon as you get it. Do you understand? I'll stay here and do my duty."

"But I said-"

"I'll stay here no matter what it takes. I know it'll be hard but for the sake of my sister and our people I'll endure anything! Now go brave warriors! Take our hope back home!"

You scratch your head.
"I don't get it but good on you I guess. If anyone wants me I'll be on the toilet. That was enough business for a day."

As you take your leave Marcella scoots over to Sandersonia.
"So erm. How much of that was real?"

"W-What?"

"Silver is an idiot. We aren't. Now out with it missy. We can still order you to get keelhauled!"

"I uh. I wanted to come here. The Elder said it'd do me good. And sister agreed after I begged her. But this was her idea. She said we might as well get something out of it since I'm coming here. Please don't tell him!"

"You kidding? Wouldn't do it for all the riches in the world! This is the most hilarious shit I've ever seen! Watching you squirm will be the best!"

"Poor girl doesn't know what she just did."

"I-I feel bad for her. Competing with the mermaid princess will be hard."

"M-Mermaid w-what?"

Aaaaand that's all there is for today. Don't wanna begin the next thing because it's going to take a while.
Anyway I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Have a nice day. I'll see you guys next week

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>>5122635
Kek, sonia's gonna have a time of it for sure.
Unless of course she just nuts up and fucks him on her own.

>>5122637
Thanks for running spooks, this was a good one! Seriously good one, I did not see any of this coming but yea.
Thank you, and sleep well

>>5122640
Gonna be kinda hard, Silver doesn't know what sex is. If his dick gets hard he thinks you're supposed to use it to bludgeon people to death and he just hasn't figured out how yet.

The only way to introduce him to the fact would be to frame it like a fight and if that's the case you'll be lucky to have any intact bones left, let alone bodily fluids.

>>5122637
Thanks for the run Spooky, see you next week.

>>5122646
nah, the easiest way to do it would be to tell him "lay back for a second, i have something to show you" and then just fuckin' dive in.
he won't care once he realizes he likes it.

>tfw silver gets a nursing fetish
>tfw he can't actually partake because it would literally kill someone he'd drink so damn hard
rip

>>5122659
And yet once again, as >>5122670 has pointed out, you'll be lucky to survive the experience.

Hell you got a better chance at surviving a Slaaneshi orgy, at least they understand the concept of moderation enough to scorn it. Silver will just keep going until you die or he passes out, and I'm willing to put money on the former unless you're a sayian or a kryptonian.

>>5122716
>silver finally starts to run out of steam
>he pops a second wind
>the entire crew has to pitch in to sate him
>including the men

>>5122635
Ah she's adorable
Thanks for the run Spooks

>>5122722
>Eventually it gets to the point where if you get sent to execution on Outer Heaven they just throw you in a pit with Silver stripped naked and covered in baby oil.

>The smart people asked to be armed as a last request. It doesn't help.

>>5122739
You misunderstand. The weapon is not for Silver

>>5123123
We know it's not, that's the scary part.

Hey wassup. I decided I'm going to be running tomorrow. So that's Tuesday at 15:00 GMT
Also, in the meantime here's something I scribbled today

inb4 scribble

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"Captain. We got a problem."
Devil Diaz hurries to you. He seems desperate.
"Come quick! Some thug is beating up our people!"

"Hmmmm? Who?"

"We don't know but he's tough! He already knocked out twenty people!"

You toss the comic book you've been reading aside and get up. This is unacceptable. Those who work for you can't be such weenies. You'll have to chew them out for it. But first you gotta take care of the ruffian who thinks he can mess with you. Going to the dock in question you see people lodged in the walls and beaten to a pulp, with a rather robust, bearded fellow standing in the middle with his hand around the throat of one of your guys.

"C-Captain-"
The grunt coughs up blood before the large man tosses him on the ground.

"You'll clean that up."

"Barorororo. You must be the one in charge. Took you long enough to get here."

"It was only a minute."

"Slow. Too slow. This is a nice place you got. But it's going to be much better in the hands of someone who's not weak. Barorororo."

You hear another pair of footsteps coming from behind before abruptly stopping. Sandersonia freezes in place as she starts muttering to herself.
"I knew I felt a familiar presence. World! How is he alive?"

"You know this guy?"

"Byrnndi World. He was imprisoned in Impel Down because he wants to destroy the world. But he broke out when Blackbeard broke in. He kidnapped me because he wanted to capture big sister. I thought he blew up with his ship after Strawhat beat him!"

Goofy aside that's some serious business.
"Destroy the world? But I live there!"

"Barorororo! If I didn't know already I'd say fate is on my side! I find a fort that I can use to destroy the world government and you all in the same place! But I won't make the same mistake twice. I'll just kill you to lure Hancock here! When she and that Strawhat show up I'll sink their ships in an instant and be done with this!"

"Ahem!"
You clear your throat.
"Hey Beanie Weenie! You're forgetting about something!"

"Huh?"

"Me."

"Barorororo! You're right. I'm sorry. I'll handle you quickly. This will only take 50 seconds."

"Watch out! He's an extremely dangerous pirate with a bounty of 500.000.000 and he ate the Moa Moa no Mi that lets him multiply the speed, weight and size of things up to a hundred times!"

"Don't care. Double shift."

As you crouch down World coats his entire body in armament.
"MOA MOA: HUNDRED TIMES-"
Before he could say his attack a wet squelching sound can be heard and a sharp pain shoots through his chest. Looking down he sees that you crossed the distance between the two of you so fast he didn't even notice you approaching. And then he sees you elbow deep in his chest cavity with his blood trickling down your arm. Your claws made quick work of his skin and ribs with the speed and strength of the Zephonim and Dumahim behind them.
"W-Wha-AAAAAAARGH!"

He screams as you give his still beating heart a squeeze.
"Don't matter if it's a hundred or ten times, a weenie is still less than one Silver. Now listen Beanie. You attacked my men, want to take what's mine, destroy where I live and hurt Snaky-"

"S-Snaky? You shouldn't disrespect someone by giving them such a childish name!"
Sandersonia speaks with a barely noticeable blush on her cheeks.

"I'd kick your ass for any of those. But I'm killing you for all of them."
With a wrench you pull your arm out his side and blood gushes forth from his open chest. As his heavy body hits the floor you look back to look at Diaz.
"Hey Devil. How many seconds was that?"

"Erm... about 50 I guess?"

"Huh. Okay I admit, he was better at counting than I am."

>>5124938
poor little movie antagonist. guy never bothered to check the newspapers.
if youre throwing movie bosses in the filler period, think we'll meet shiki before strawhats fuck him up? i suppose its late now since that movie was barely pre marineford, but he still has a remarkable place in cannon

>>5124938
Damn. Should have kept him around. He'd make a great stopwatch. Oh well, wasted potential is abundant.

>>5124972
Shiki was already kinda fucked up. Pre-timeskip and all that
I'm still not really sure about using movie or special stuff. I just binge watched Heart of Gold and 3D2Y back to back and thought this would be fun. I enjoyed Heart of Gold a lot more than this anyway

Out of all of them I'd only consider using Z because Z is just THAT good. And one filler is worth using but the rest are meh.
Shiki I may end up using but only because his place in canon is kinda nebulous and because of his ties to Rocks. Just not sure how I'd utilize him

>>5124936
>>5124938
Poor world, he would'a been a bloody nasty bastard to take on... But you don't show up to Silvertown tired and wounded, act like that, and expect to come out alive. Oh well, Silver's buildup to be Luffy's new world antagonist continues.
Also did we ever use Double Shift before? It's kind of a gamechanger if we haven't, sneaky sneaky Spooks.

You think Silver would consider Roger a weenie because he couldn't beat up Rocks on his own?

>>5125292
Maybe. Roger did manage to get the last laugh on everyone with just two sentences. So that's a pretty baller way to be a bigger man and use your words like Ann would suggest. Silver would definitely think Garp was a weenie though.

>>5125292
He at least liked his last words enough to use them to meme on Luffy.

>>5125234
World was not that strong actually
He mostly fought fodder and his main feats come from naval combat where he could sink the eneny before a brawl could happen
The moment Luffy figured out armament proper World ate shit hard

And actually Silver used it to demolish the snake statue Rigami animated with his powers

>>5125292
I mean it depends. It's just as likely that he'd call Rocks a weenie. Can't even win 2v1.
At the end Roger won and became the king. That's a big achievement.
We'd need to know the details before passing judgement

What he'd definitely find weenie stuff is teaming up with Marines of all people because Silver hasnt met a marine he likes or hasnt learned to dislike yet
Maybe Coby but he's a weenie

>>5124938
Double shift
ho fuck.