OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Which have been stolen and taken to the Tower City!Each Knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the knight to identify which team you're going with. Each knight needs at least 1 active player to be....active. Yeah.Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe KnightOn the trail to the Holy Grail, the Knights have tracked it to a cabal of tee-totaling heretics! After making short work of one of their temples, our heroes made their way to...another temple! Where after some shenanigans involving a noble, they find themselves surrounded by the cultists! Oh shit! previous threds: https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file
>>5102308Convince the nobles of glorious with Eastern flip books drawings to stand down
>>5102319Sadly they can't read the language
>>5102322ITS OK NIETHER CAN I BUT LOOK AT THESE PICTURES!
>>5102322Chastise OP for neglecting the thread numerous times.
Start drinking, smoking, in a gay bar, while After Dark plays
>>5102327"....still don't get it">>5102328pls, it's the holidays. i have a family>>5102330
>>5102340Orkuzashi does a jitome....
>>5102343I assure you he's doing it right now under that helmet
>>5102346Are we just going to stand around, or are we going to fight?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>5102347OH MY GOD A CHAIR
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5102349Slice the chair in half.
>>5102351We're off to an excellent start.
>>5102350>>5102351QUICK! WEEB! ROLL 1D100 TO BEAT THE 44 OR THE SCYTHE KNIGHT EATS A CHAIR TO THE FACE
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5102354Ah yes, the greatest woodcutting tool...
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>5102354Mitsubishi!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5102354huh didn't go thru? MITSUBISHI!
>>5102360CAREFUL SYTHE-KUN, THESE HALLS ARE COVERED WITH CHAIRS THROWING THEMSELVES AT SCYTHE KNIGHTS!
>>5102360Sneak around the cultists, reverse-surrounding them
Rolled 80, 11 = 91 (2d100)>>5102364>>5102362>>5102365"DON'T LET UP! DEPLOY THE CHAIRS!"Orckuzashi and Gustaf roll 1d100 against my first rollCain roll 1d100 against my secondScythe and weeb add their power bonusMob add your speed bonus
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5102367We can't dodge them all Sythe-kun, brace yourself!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>5102367+4 speed bonus. Owned
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>5102367I'm here orknight!
Rolled 46 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>5102367This is some epic dice rigging
>>5102373Atta boy fellow weeb
>>5102374>>5102373>>5102371The Mob Knights manage to hide behind a conveniently placed pillar while the others destroyed the furniture
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>5102380Oh no look out behind you!
>>5102380Use Mob Perception to single out two key targets and prepare to liquidate them in a single surprise counter-attack
>>5102380No chair can stand against gorrillion times folded katana! Not even the gigachad mega chair 5000!
>>5102380Keep holding on against the chair barrage.
>>5102381GASP! What could be behind them?!
>>5102389Why it's the secret knight, Night Knight
>>5102389hey mob bro do u feel someone breathing heavily behind us
>>5102383That sounds like a poem
>>5102392>>5102393GASP! Could it be?! One of the unchosen knights from the character select screen ?!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5102401Ninja kick him before he hurts the Mob Boys
>>5102401If he was not chosen he is IRRELEVANT
>>5102401Is he the boss of this Temple?
>>5102401Hey wasn't this guy written to be kinda nice?
>>5102407Maybe he is jealous he didn't get chosen
>>5102401Op you die?
>>5102407>>5102405Yeah you're right it's probably not him>>5102418No i had to poop and had to lie down a bit because it hurt my ass
>>5102435The mob is sick of being sidelined by shenanigans and by lack of deserved spotlight PLUS lack of """plot""" progress and they strike now, NOW, cultists in the rear with a devastatign mob attack
>>5102435Any way what's with this Night Knight?
>>5102435Yeah just launch an screaming assault on the cultists while >>5102437
>>5102435Yo homie night knight did nuffin wrong. What if he just wanted to say hi?
>>5102435Will we actually make any progress on the plot today?
Rolled 24, 81, 22 = 127 (3d100)>>5102438>>5102440Yes of course. Perhaps he's merely:A. Try to attack the cultists and the mob knight simply got in the wayB. StretchingC. Try to swat a fly on the mob's backsD. [insert reason here]E. Actually just evil oh no>>5102437The Mob Knights jumps to cultists! Roll 2d100 against my first roll!>>5102439Twinkle screams loudly and runs into the fray! Roll 1d100 against my second roll!>>5102443Roll 1d100 against my third roll
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5102445>D. [insert reason here]Wanted to know if anyone wanted to visit our little sisters bake sale.
>>5102446What do you mean by Our, anon. Who are you
Rolled 64, 26 = 90 (2d100)>>5102445spilled beer ot key boA|Rd ow it doest fuction well 9,my lA|St poSA|||
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>5102445>E. Actually just evil oh noWe need a boss knight, might as well be this man.
>>5102445Well which is it, Night Knight!?
>>5102450oh no he plot progressed
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5102445>C. Try to swat a fly on the mob's backsis funny to me
>>5102448>>5102450The Night Knight swings his sword hard! But the Mob Knights suddenly lunge forward towards the cultists and gave them a sound beating! Causing the Night Knight to miss!
>>5102458Night Knight Dono! You used to be edgy and cool, but now you are how the westerners say, cringe-aru, have at thee!
>>5102458What is this Heresy!? Night Knight! You dare stand against The Order on this holy mission?
>>5102447YOU'RE EVIL BROTHER!
>>5102470>you'reI can assure you that OP is not in any way , evil
>>5102458I found a new keyboard I'm good now! Throw bottles at Night knight
>>5102461>>5102466"Your mission ends here. The grail will serve its true purpose. Leave! Go home! Or I'll cut you down">>5102472"Aha! Not so fast!" A cultist yelled as he grabs ya armOh and twinkle....i dunno, is still screaming i guess?
>>5102478Throw Twinkle at Night Knight.
>>5102478>>5102479Jump on thrown twinkle and do surfer samurai slash
>>5102478try to overpower night knights grip
Rolled 41, 2 = 43 (2d100)>>5102479>>5102480Roll 1d100>>5102482You try to overpower Night Knight's grip....and nothing happens! Because it's not Night Knight that's grabbing you! It's some cultist
>>5102487whoops forgot pic
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5102487Lesbian Projectile, launch!
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>5102487ARRRUUUUUUUUUU
>>5102487Smash cultist with the bottle.Proceed to beat up other cultists They Deserve it
>>5102490How could you possibly do this. Explain this.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5102487WE BACK BITCH
>>5102492I'm as shocked as you are.
>>5102489>>5102490Gustaf throws Twinkle at Night Knight! Orkuzashi attempts to jump onto her, mid-flight, but he caused her to slam into the ground instead!>>5102491>>5102496lol
>>5102499Find the noble fuck and leap on him for a piggybackride
>>5102499You missed Weeb3
>>5102499Stare with intense disappointment at the weeb for fucking this up.
>>5102499>>5102501weebusy is actually right
>>5102501Perhaps the real weeb3 was the friends we made along the way
>>5102499>>5102505kick twinkle back to gustaf
>>5102505But we're not friends...
>>5102505Do it AGAIN op this time do it by the numbers!
>>5102505>>5102506Wake just in time to be annoyed by OP's sleep schedule conflicting with you!
>>5102505Op went poop again
>>5102506>>5102507>>5102508>>5102514fuck me i think i gotta stop it here my dudes. my ass is very blasted and i gotta sleep. thread will continue after new years. happ[y holidays or whateverhttps://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>5102529The poop prophecy
>>5102487>>5102490>DC 2>rolled 1OP not only rigs the dice, he also rubs it in your face.
>>5103362and then he cheats >>5102493
>>5103426OP does not cheat or rig dice. Please stop the slander
>>5103434OP stays up late so that nobody can see him rig dice in the dark.
>>5103434>ignores a good roll>"OP does not cheat"
Lel this thread is funny, OP has some really good drawing skills.
>>5106082That's not the grail, that's the Night Knight coming in for another swing! Brace yourselves, Brothers!
uhhh is twinkle marriable?
>>5106097>>5106099And who might you fine gentlemen be? Mysterious anons
>>5106106pardon me sir, I'm a slaver come from the east. here to sell some of my "goods". I got some goods from all race if you would like.
>>5106106Are there even any Knights in the thread right now? Or are we just filled with Anon Knights.
DICK. PUSSY. ASS. Tonights ultimate murder thread for war and destructions coming to your screen tonight the ultimate throw show down of shit and blood Bone churtling and teeth rattling super hard action adventures now only, Buy tickets!
>>5106111We're not selling Twinkle to you, her career as a lesbian projectile is just starting.
>>5106117You're imagining things, Gustaf.
>>5106122Back to the battle now that other knights have arrived in the thread.
>>5106125Weeb Knight needs 2-3 players on average to operate with OP's fine-tuned dice.
>>5106132>>5106125Yes. Let us return to the current state of events where OP totally did not cheat and caused Weeb to bodyslam Lilly Knight into the ground
>>5106135Continue to beat cultists with bottles.BUT dont kill them (we are going for a low chaos playthrough here)
>>5106135kick pass twinkle back to gustaf so he can launch her again
Rolled 93, 87 = 180 (2d100)>>5106138>>5106142Roll 2d100>>5106148Hush
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5106150Gustaf better be ready
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5106150>>5106153N-NANI?!?!? MASAKA!
>>5106153>>5106150Impressive. I can't wait to fail the follow-up roll.
>>5106164Guess we'll try this again, Lesbian Projectile away!
>>5106155ah yes, Yakuza Knight>>5106159launch the lesbo
>>5106164100 and we didn't even see Weeb thrash Twinkle, how depressing.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5106165>>5106167As Gustaf rolls 1d100 to launch Twink--OH SHIT WEEB WATCHOUT
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5106173Okay
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>5106173Oh lord.
wait was I even supposed to roll
>>5106179Yes. As just one of you succeeding would be enough.Sadly neither of you did
>>5106188We rolled 72.
Rolled 613 (1d1488)join the NSDAP
>>5106176>>5106174Gustaf didn't throw Twinkle in time nor Orkuzashi managed to dodge in timeDon't worry he's not deadYet>>5106192BUt my dear weeb this >>5106174 is clearly a 18, wat
>>5106198we actually have real weapons. beat the cultists to death with my club and shit. I jsut remembered
>>5106198>Not deadPull out the sword and stick it in his helmet holeAs a last-ditch effort I added weeb and scythe rolls cause they were both against the same single roll. Math, y'see.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5106202Dew it
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>5106207die
>>5106207Groan and mumble as you wake up and suddenly have these headaches.
>>5106209The Mob Knights thin out the cultists!>>5106216Lilly Knight wakes up! Finding herself, for some reason, in The Scythe Knight's arms!
>>5106219Throw Twinkle at Night Knight to distract him, then try to heal the weeb with holy magic.Also ponder the Historical Revisionism that lead to the weeb being slashed.
>>5106221There is no Historical Revisionism in /qst/
>>5106219>>5106221Jump out of Gustav to attack Night Knight instead and wonder why a knight is attacking other knights
>>5106221>>5106223Critical Weeb Theory
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>5106221>>5106224Roll 1d100
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5106235Hmm.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5106235>>5106237Hm
>>5106237>>5106242Twinkle launches herself into the fray! But the Night Knight swiftly deflected her attack. Fortunately, Gustaf took the opportunity to heal Orkuzashi with his holy magicks
>>5106250x2 backstab night knight and end this farce
>>5106250Stab Night Knight in the visor
>>5106250Stab Night Knight in the leg.
>>5106250Swing at the Night Knight with Holy Fury.
Rolled 47, 74, 92, 16 = 229 (4d100)>>5106251>>5106254>>5106255>>5106257OH SHIT HE'S GONE SUPER KNIGHT
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5106269
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>5106269bollocks
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5106269crap
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>5106269Now to fail to beat 16
>>5106271>>5106273>>5106274>>5106276Ah but you see. The Night Knight compares his rolls to yours in descending order/ So it's 92 against 71, 74 against 62, 47 against 34 and 16 against 4. Giving him a perfect dodge and beating you all down.Nah, despite managing to parry Orkuzashi's and Twinkle's attacks, the Night Knight was hit by Gustaf and the MOb Knight's combination
>>5106291deliver the final blow which is just a smack to the head, Murder him
>>5106291Maybe now he'll start talking about why he's helping the cultistsor maybe he didn't
>>5106291Surrender, Night Knight! You can not defeat us!
>>5106293>>5106295>>5106300Hold your bonk, sir Cain. Mayhaps he's about to spill exposition
>>5106304Progress the plot!
>>5106304>>5106310shamfur dispray, fucking weeb
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5106310Oh shit
>>5106316wait who or what is he stabbing
>>5106317I'd assume the Night Knight, unless the weeb suddenly has a case of Friendly-Fire-itis
>>5106333carry on with plot exposition while Weeb Knight BSODs
>>5106333stab the Night Knight in the visor
>>5106333Replace the Weeb Knight with the Night Knight, he's clearly a more reasonable fellow to have with you on the journey.
>>5106336Alright Night Knight, seems like they got you on the ropes. You can now:A. Spout some vague huuluu baluu mumbo jumbo statements to confuse and distract them until the health regen kicks inB. Grab the clearly brain damaged weeb and throw him at the two weirdos behind youC. Actually just spout expositionIn any case, you gotta do it fa-->>5106340Whoops wait nevermind, weeb's active again.Roll 1d100 to beat 81, weeb
>>5106346Do B when the weeb fails to roll above 81 or Bluescreens again.
>>5106346B and C
Damn what's taking him so long, better check the clock
>>5106357His honor circuits and his actions are clearly making him short circuit.
>>5106368just continue per>>5106347>>5106348
>>5106377back to exposition
>>5106377can we finally progress some fuckin PLOT
>>5106377Now, chase him down as he spouts exposition.
>>5106379"Hear me, Knights! It is not your destiny to take the grail! It cannot fall to your masters' hands! They would deny its true purpose!"
>>5106398What "true purpose"
>>5106398It's purpose is to remain in safe hands so it can not be missused by the likes of you!
>>5106401>>5106403What WILL the Night Knight say?! The grail's true purpose is to:A. Grant wishesB. Let whomever drink the holy protein shake from it obtain the ultimate swoleC. Gift absolute power D. Act as a catalyst to open a gate into the Xth Outer Dimension of Unfathomable RealityE. Make anything drank from it taste extra goodF. Be a really good doorstop/paperweightG. Hold the sacred Knight Girl Bathwater
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5106409G. Hold the sacred Knight Girl Bathwater
>>5106409>G. Hold the sacred Knight Girl Bathwater>D. Act as a catalyst to open a gate into the Xth Outer Dimension of Unfathomable RealityThe Bathwater was established as Canon in the first thread.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>>5106420clearly that is night knight himself secretly typing this
Sorry, something came up.
>>5106424A penis, I'd presume
>>5106425Pussy, actually. My cat to be exact.
>>5106421"For real tho, if you put vintage Knight Girl Bathwater into it, the grail can be used in a ritual to open the gate between worlds. Don't blame me, I didn't make the rules"
>>5106430You fool! Have you thrown your lot in with the Apostates of Twittaria!? Why would you do such a thing, Brother!?
>>5106432Taking advantage of the confusion, Night Knight jumps out of the window.Was what he said the truth?! Is the grail's true purpose to open a gate between worlds?! Using A Lady Knight's Bathwater?!Or was it merely something he said to confuse and distract?who knows
>>5106435Just like my eastern puppet theaters...now all I need is a lady knight! But where could one be?
>>5106435Oh no, another chase sequence!
>>5106435We should chase after him after we finish Leveling Up.
>>5106438Indeed! What a mystery.
>>5106435Look at Lilly Knight menacingly
>>5106449just shuffle away awkwardly
>>5106449Locate a bathtub
>>5106449Bring forth the Level Up screen, OP. You've been holding out on us. We beat the Swolve Cultists Bosses, the Weeb sliced a Dragon in half, we defeated a bunch of other cultist, captured the Noble and interogated him, beat a mob encounter and forced the Night Knight to withdraw. This is totally worth a Level Up.
>>5106466we shoulda turned that lizard into a sushi
>>5106466Yes, well of course, you see, it's a--->>5106452>>5106458>>5106459WOAH WOULDCHA LOOK AT THAT! THE LILLY KNIGHT AWKWARDLY SHUFFLES AWAY FROM THE MOB'S MENACING STARE. WHILE THE WEEB PONDERS ON WHERE COULD HE ACQUIRE A BATHTUB AT THIS HOUR
>>5106469>>5106466I say we go for the level up, OP
>>5106469OP YOU COWARD, COME OVER HERE AND LEVEL US UP.
>>5106469OF COURSE, LILLY KNIGHT! YOU MUST KNOW LADY KNIGHTS IN THE ACADEMY!!!
>>5106469Ponder where is the Level Up...
>>5106469I would like to ask for level ups now.
>>5106471OP jumps out the window with Night Knight to escape his responsibilities
>>5106481shouldn't you be like 100% bigger than that, OPyou can't fit through that window
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>5106481Throw the Mob after OP to seize the Level Up.
>>5106481Heeey wait...OP!We can't find lady knight and the night knight witout him! And the level up!
>>5106482OP ATTEMPTS to jump out the window with Night Knight to escape his responsibilities
>>5106485GET HIM BOYS
>>5106485Pull him out
>>5106485Tie OP's shoelaces so he can't run.
>>5106485Beat this man like a Pinata
>>5106501do it before we end this session or else we end you
>>5106501It's time for the Level Up, OP.
>>5106501WHERE'S THE LEVEL UP, OP?
>>5106501don't make us beer board you
Damn...he ran off
Fine Fine. Here be your level up.For reaching level 3. you all get to...pick a perk outta these 8:- Advanced Knight Training: +5 to any roll you do. BUt it's on you to remember that you have this. OP take no responsibility in cases where OP """"forgets""""" you had a +5 on that life saving throw you did- Grit: If you get killed in combat, stay alive and heal up to 1/3 your total HP. Only activates ONCE- Critical Strikes: If you roll max on attacks. Do double damage- Knight Eye: Every 4 turns in combat, you manage to see an opening in the enemy's defense, reduce their dice by half if you attack them. - Poison Resistance: Resists Poison. Yeah. Totally not a filler perk to fill out the round number- Powerful: Immediately gets 2 points to spend on stats- Body Conditioning: Regen 2 HP every turn in combat- Well-Endowed: Engorge your, ahem, assets to an impressive size. Has absolutely no combat application, but a massive confidence boost, at least. TOtally not a second filler perk because OP ran out of ideasThe perk pool is shared between everyone. But each Knight can only pick 1. And nobody can pick the same perk.So just work between yourself on who gets which.
>>5106548For the love of...right...knight eye for me! Dibs!
>>5106548For Knight Eye, is it every 4 turns in the whole combat, or every 4 turns the knight is active in combat?
>>5106548>Powerful+1 speed+1 power
>>5106550>>5106553looks like weeb's brain is at the crossroads
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5106551Every 4 turn of the Knight that has it yes. Actually, what happens if the Knight doesn't attack on turn 4? Due to anything, being stunned, knocked down or actively choosing to do something else?Imma ask the diceEvens: It's saved up and immediately activates as soon as the knight chooses to attack, returning to its 4 turn cooldown afterwardsOdds: It is not saved up and the knight will have to wait 4 turns again for it to be available1: The Knight explodes
>>5106558I wrote dibs! You got and break the speed limit
>>5106548>>5106550>>5106553>pick one trait per knight>weeb instantly picks twowewAnyway, I'll put myself in queue for Powerful if the weebs fail to pick it through honorable dice roll combat. Otherwise I'll go for Advanced Knight Training.
>>5106561dibs against other knights picking that perk, not against schizophrenia
>>5106562There is no dice rigging in Knight Quest
>>5106548>>5106559>>5106569I'll take Body Conditioning then
What I'm reading is that everyone is skipping on taking a perk and goin on a challenge run. Wow!
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>5106561Aight, 1d100 and let's see which perk wins I guess.
>>5106575I'm waiting for the filthy weeb schizos to decide between themselves with dice combat before I finalize my pick.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5106577Not fair, all my rolls are consistently shit
>>5106579Same.>>5106575Weeb will be taking Powerful+1 power+1 speed
>>5106579Destroyed.>>5106575Alright, Advanced Knight Training it is.If it's not too much to ask could we have the perks we've picked up in the future OP images. It would make you a cool dude if you did that.
>>5106588>spoilersCut everyone's stat points by half, got it
>>5106591That doesn't make you a cool dude at all.
Alright so, to recap:Gustaf: Poison ResistanceTwinkle: Resistance to PoisonOrkuzashi: Poison WardMob Knights: n/a
>>5106599>>5106513mob knights are being drunk
>>5106599Give the Mob Knights Poison Resistance to negate them being drunk all the time.
>>5106599Give Mobs the Well-endowed, I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
ooooh welllllll, it's 5AM and I can't finalize the level up if not all parties are preeesent. How unfortunate. Guess we have to suspend everything here until next session when everyone's present and accounted for.updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladintoodles
>>5106620good morning OP
>>5106620we'll be right back after these messages for commie skeleton girl bathwater
>>5106620>>5106599sorry OP, passed outfitting right?Mob Knights will go with GRIT literally unstoppable
>>5106773Does it work for 1 of them, or both of them?
Mob knight singlehandedly carries this quest
>>5107804Mob hands wrote this
>>5106619But we already have one
>>5108161>not wanting 8inches
>>5108532Ah yes, even more of repressed homosexuality from Cain and OP
>bread in the middle of the nightI don't feel so good, mister OP.
>>5106620Looks like Omnicron got OP
>hehe.. leaving for work in half an hour? Well well well, its just the time for a thread methinks, when theres no mob aroundWhat did O "dickfaggot" P mean by this?
>>5111308That the story is less reliant on the Mob for progression than they think it is.
Rolled 180 (1d1337)>>5111309Fuck you
Rolled 466 (1d1337)>>5111311Pathetic.
>>5111314This isnt even my final form
Rolled 169 (1d1488)Fuck it, mob pride world wide
Rolled 707 (1d1488)>>5111317>ups the dice>rolls lower than before anywayTruly the Mob is a cursed entity.
Rolled 15850 (1d42069)I was just playing nice with you. Its time for the final killing blow.Return to the pit that you have crawled out of, get eviscerated and turn back to dust!!!!!
Rolled 38743 (1d42069)>>5111321
i-impossible.... this.... cannot be........
>arghhhh *dies*>*pisses and shits*>*decomposes*
>>5111324Face it, Mob Knights. You were never the true protagonists of this story. Yours was always the roll of but a side character. Nay, a faceless NPC role would be too good for the likes of you. It is time you stepped aside and let the true Main Character shine. ME, GUSTAF!
That's really cute but I gotta go to work now. I want poak buns for dinner. Now come here and gimmie a smooch honey.
>>510662010 hours feels like 10 months
>>5111357>>5106773>>5111309>>5111311>>5106623WAKE UP, HE'S HERE
>>5111308>>5111309>>5111311>>5111314>>5111315>>5111317>>5111319>>5111321>>5111323>>5111324>>5111327>>5111328This was impossibly magical to read. It's like Quattro all over again.
>>5111357He truly did arrive.
Alright, so we're continuing quest yes? TOtally missed nothing, yes?
>>5111357Turn super weeb
>>5111364If the other Knights stand ready to continue (minus the Mob who has left for wage slavery), so do I.
>>5111364Heeeeeeey.Our level ups, including >>5106773
>>5111380Linking the Mob choice for the level up, you absolute dingus.Quickly, bring out the checklist of the Gnome's favourite hangouts. With the Night Knight gone he is the only lead we have left. We must capture him at all costs!
>>5111380Just confirm our perks or we stab you
>>5111386>>5111387Perks are a myth
>>5111390Cease your attempts at dillydallying and advance the plot already.The checklist. Where is the Gnome!?
>>5111392I dunno what yer talking aboutAnyway, confirm choices Y/N
>>5111400>>5111401NOte that it's totally on you to remember that you have said perks.OP take no responsibilities
>>5111404Forget that we have traits, got it.Now we must move to sieze the Grail before these cultists find a Lady Knight to dip in a bathtub!
>>5111409Alright, let's check the gnome's usual hangouts....A. The TavernB. Under the city's bridgeC. Around randomass alley, which is where you met him the first timeD. [Insert location here]
>>5111415Everyone knows the tavern is where everyone goes, eventually...hey, where'd the noble go?
>>5111415D. [Insert location here]Night Knight's little cottage
>>5111415We should try underneath the bridge first, the Tavern is best manouvered when the Mob is present due to their intricate knowledge of all things alcoholic.
>>5111417Gasp! Where DID he go?! In the confusion of the cultist battle, you forgot about him! He seemingly did a face turn but now is nowhere to be found! Where could he be?!A. Over in that corner to the leftB. Dude went home, it's been a long dayC. ur mom's house lmaoD. [insert location here]
>>5111431>B. Dude went home, it's been a long dayHe did have a really hard day, it's understandable that he'd head home to rest.
>>5111431B, clearly he needed a break, he needs to go back to his day job of plotting and conspiracy.
>>5111432>>5111434He just went home. No biggie
>>5111439He also left a note about how the gnome is a dick and has probably told everyone about the grail by now.Also don't believe Night Knight, the grail doesn't work that way, in fact nobody knows how it works
>>5111441We can only hope that it is a lie, who knows what the cultists could do if the Grail granted them the Legendary Sacred Knight Girl Bathwater. They'd be an unstoppable force!>>5111444Quickly, we must make our way to the Bridge through the backalleys to lower the chance of enemy encounters. Undoubtedly the cultists and their allies are on high alert now looking for us. But we shall prevail, Brothers. Now onwards!
>>5111444Let's go down to the bridge first, then >>5111419Maybe we could find out information on the new competitior on my-I mean OUR turf.
>>5111446>>5111448Alright who wants to roll for random encounters
>>5111450Lets leave it up to the anonymous audience, if there are any present. Otherwise the Knights can roll.
>>5111450Let it be up to anyone
Rolled 39 (1d100)what a cute couple, i feel like a third wheel here
>>5111465Just throw out the list of dice and let best option win
>>5111465If it took you this long to respond you could've had the list of encounters ready to go with this post.
>>5111469>>5111470Oh noes. You have encountered....Roll 1d100. LOWEST gets it:70-100: Some thugs50-69: Some cultists20-49: Thugs n Cultists2-19: A manticore1: All of them
>>5111472I trust in the Anonymous audience to give us a Manticore to fight.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>5111472I guess we have no audience. Such a shame.
Rolled 78 (1d100)oh shit, im sorry
>>5111474"Your money or your life""You picked a bad time to get lost, friend.""Never should have come here"
>>5111482Stand aside, nameless thugs with voice lines from that one RPG series that sponsors this quest! We have no quarrel with you, but should you force us to defend ourselves we will not hesitate to rid the world of your filth!
>>5111482Cue people complaining that it's "should of" not "should have"
>>5111484"You'll be so much easier to rob when you're dead!">>5111489"Uh, ackshually, it's could----"
>>5111494Fools!Engage combat scenario.
>>5111494Throw the inactive weeb and mob knights at them
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>5111495>>5111499DUN DUNLilly knight roll 2d100
Rolled 31, 55 = 86 (2d100)>>5111503FUCK THOSE GUYS ARE HEAVY
Rolled 78, 30 = 108 (2d100)>>5111503Aid the Lily Knight in tossing the AFK Knights.+5 to both rolls.
>>5111505Sadly Twinkle's weak baby arms couldn't cut it
>>5111507Well you got one of them.
>>5111508I'LL CUT YOUhow does barrage work, activate, then 1 turn rest?
>>5111508BUT GUSTAF COULD
>>5111514Enter combat with the remaining thugs. Take an intimidating stance too scare the non-swole thugs.
>>5111514Which one was it though
>>5111515>>5111516I'll let you decide who you threw.The Weeb or the Mob
>>5111519The weeb. He's larger than the Mob and has previous experience with being a projectile, makes for an easier time launching him and hitting with him while also causing more damage.The Mob is better used as clubs due to their more compact size.
>>5111519Weeb.Activate a Barrage on the nearest unstunned thug.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>5111522>>5111523After knocking out a thug with the weeb, the knights and thugs enter battle officially!....And then Twinkle immediately rushes the nearest thug, unleashing The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies Secret Technique Number 1 - Barrage.Roll 6d100
Rolled 85, 50, 74, 96, 33, 85 = 423 (6d100)>>5111527I SWEAR TO GOD
>>5111531A surprising amount of success here.
>>51115314 hits!Roll 4d2 and add your power bonus plus 2 from that ring you got to see how much damage you did
>>5111527>>5111531One goes to the crotch as per tradition
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2 + 2 = 9 (4d2 + 2)>>5111541What does 10 speed translate to in power?
>>5111548And does the ring add for every individual attack or once only?
>>5111548>>5111549Nothing because fuck you.. Also you dont have the perk to add speed bonus to damage. yet. Probably. Anyway, in total you did: 7 + 6 + 2 = 15 damage to the thug . Dude only got like, 10 HP. RIPAlso the ring bonus applies once only. At the end.
>>5111551Impressive, Twinkle. Now I will finish of the remaining thug before he can escape.
>>5111551Take a rest while other thugs wishes he stayed in bed.
>>5111552>>5111553"Never should have come here!"
>>5111566Swipe at this man with lethal intent.
>>5111566i'm tried, time for my beauty sleep
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5111568Roll 1d100Add your speed bonus for accuracy.Maybe even another bonus too, if it exist
Rolled 32 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5111575It'd be impressive if I failed this roll.
>>5111575Roll 1d4 + your power bonus + 5 to advanced knight training (remember that this +5 applies to literally any roll you do)
Rolled 1 + 13 (1d4 + 13)>>5111581Five and Seven. So 1d4+13.Wait, so it's just straight up 5 extra damage on damage rolls? That's actually pretty powerful. I wonder how this passed the balance team.
>>5111584>still manages to roll a 1 anyway
>>5111585This is why I need to stack the modifiers in my favour. I can never escape the dice rigging.
>>5111589Tie up the knocked-out thug and interrogate him
>>5111589>>5111592Tell me about the Gnome, why does he wear the hat!?
>>5111592>>5111593"hubluh buhluh mmmblubgrgh hrmgmg"
>>5111594Smack him with the Mob Knights.
>>5111594A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED THUG
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>5111596>>5111598Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would smack a man....with another man.Also Gustaf roll 1d100 + power and +5.....if your result is higher than the thug's by at least 30, then you smack him too hard and he's brought into a coma
Rolled 32 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5111602Hopefully you can talk, who are you?
>>5111605I'm impressed that you matched natural dice roll with him.
>>5111605SMACK!"It doesn't matter who we are!"
How do you do fellow knights
>>5111616Rmove the thugs Bandana covering his face. He's hiding something...
>>5111617Oh hey look, the weeb woke up
>>5111616At least you can talk...
>>5111623GASP, IT'S...[insert cameo here]
>>5111623>>5111625Of course. All thugs so far have hid their faces. They MUST be hiding something? What could it be? Would they die if you pull it off? Would be...extremely painful?
>>5111631He's a big guyrolling for plot relevance
>>5111631If it proves hard to peel, Weeb will assist in removal of the mask
>>5111631Rip it off to reveal the great secret!
>>5111640Well, congratulations. You got yourself caught. Now what is the next step of your 'Master Plan'?
>>5111640Ok so who sent you, spit it out or else you'll end up like Swiss Cheese or Timber over there.
>>5111640Cut through all of his masks!
>>5111641>>5111642>>5111643Guys please.You're confusing him, one at a time
>>5111644Roll to mass intimidate. Weeb, Twinkle, with me. Together we can make him talk.
>>5111644Cut through his masks like it's a gordian knot.
>>5111646Yeah okay. Guess waving katana in front of his face could be intimidating.
>>5111654It can not be... Another Knight from the Pure Lilly Covenant! What is she doing here!?
>>5111655>>5111656>>5111657EGADS! HOW CAN THIS BE?! ANOTHER KNIGHT FROM THE PURE LILLY COVENT SCHOOL FOR PROPER LADIES?! AND SHE'S A THUG?! SURELY THIS MUST MEANS:A. It's a trick and you are all under some sort of illusion magicB. Twinkle was not the only knight sent on the grail quest, this must be another potential graduate, she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopC. This knight is evil, she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopD. This knight has turned her back on the true way of the Lilly Covent School, she no longer likes gals, she likes dudes instead. she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopE. This is actually another mask, the thug is messing with youF. [Insert own plot thread here]G. Orkuzashi will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopH. Gustaf will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopI. Twinkle will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopJ. Everyone will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
>>5111665J. Everyone will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopF. Maybe the real thug was the backflips we did onto the nearest rooftop
>>5111665>C. This knight is evil, she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop>D. This knight has turned her back on the true way of the Lilly Covent School, she no longer likes gals, she likes dudes instead. she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop>J. Everyone will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftopOh no, it appears that there is an evil quartet of enemy knights active in the city and we're in the part of the plot where each of them gets revealed to us one by one!
>>5111670>>5111665My apologies, I had my anonymous hood on.
>>5111665>>5111670Also the dead thugs were just...regular thugs.
>>5111665I WANT TO SUCK LADY KNIGHT TOES
>>5111667forgot the anime
>>5111672>>5111671>>5111667My god! She is then surely part of the Evil Knight Party that's opposed to our "heroes"! But then why was she disguised as a thug?"I was disguised as a thug in order to ambush you.....and also to hang around a bunch of dudes"
>>5111680That's fucking disgusting, GRAPPLING HOOK HER OFF THE ROOF.
>>5111680MY ONE WEAKNESS, BEING UNABLE TO HURT WOMEN
>>5111684HOOK AGAIN, HARDER
>>5111683I have no such qualms>>5111684Throw the Mob Knights at her.
>>5111684Resist temptation to hold her hand, instead strangle the life out of her.
Rolled 43, 36, 89 = 168 (3d100)>>5111685>>5111686>>5111687Roll 1d100
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>5111689
Rolled 23 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5111689Right, lets get this done.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>5111689AAAAAAAAAAA>>5111686Throw the mob at that thot!
Rolled 49 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5111691>>5111689Giving this another attempt with this sessions re-roll.
>>5111690+ 10 for speed
>>5111689ah fuck dropped my pic
>>5111692+8 for speed
>>5111695>>5111690>>5111692Twinkle LEAPS off the roof, and Orkuzashi throws his grappling hook again! Both were about to succeed in their actions when...Gustaf accidentally throws the mob at them, saving the enemy Lilly Knight
>>5111703*sigh*Hook our Lilly back
>>5111711Tie OP to the rails and use him in a morality experiment.
>>5111711>>5111713Hop in the train and hit the gas
>>5111713A trolley is approaching. If you do nothing. it will continue on its tracks. Harming no one. Causing zero pain.But if you pull the lever, it will cause the trolley to change course and run OP over. What will you do?
>>5111718Pull the lever. Destroy OP.
>>5111718 hit the gas
>>5111728Back to quest before cops show up.
>>5111728Yes. Good.Now that OP has been punished, back to the quest.
>>5111736>>5111734>>5111732While you were distracted by OP, the enemy escaped
>>5111737Unfortunately with another Lilly Knight in the city, and most likely aligned with the cultists, they can produce Lady Knight Bathwater at will. It is only a matter of time before they finish the ritual and bring an end to this reality. Brothers, we must hurry and find the Gnome, for the hour grows late.
>>5111737>>5111742We don't even know if she's aligned with the cultists, for all we know she could just be snatching the grail for herself.And don't tell me you believe that bathwater rubbish.
>>5111752Quickly, to the Bridge! We must catch and beat up the Gnome for information!
>>5111752Follow the trail of harassed men to find the bitch while those two waste time
>>5111752Fill a coin on whether to follow the virgin or the larper.
>>5111753>>5111754>>5111756Dont split the party you fools!
>>5111758>>5111756You heard OP, Twinkle
>>5111758Remember to loot the dead thugs, can't believe you forgot to do that with the cultists
>>5111758It's OK, the player who plays Gustaf is going to pass out so he'll enter Limbo. No negative consequences here for splitting the party.
>>5111760Also throw a mob knight at weeb
Oh right. OP gotta head out now too. We'll continue this....when we continue it. See ya soonhttps://twitter.com/notapaladin
Rolled 50 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>5111763Catch her mob of choice and carry him towards the evil Lilly
>>5124131There are no knights here
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>5124132Roll 2d100The Sake has +50 bonus
Rolled 35, 72 = 107 (2d100)>>5124139
>>5124139Oh fuck there is one
Rolled 95, 85 = 180 (2d100)>>5124139drink the sake if weeb knight fucks it up
>>5124146Mob Knights decide to follow Weeb Knight because he has alcohol
>>5124148>>5124146ORKUZASHi is wary of the mob knight
>>5124153start bumming sake off weeb knight
>>5124153They all lead to the same area
>>5124153>>5124154>>5124153Why would I share Aru
>>5124154>>5124159The Mob attempts to bum off some alcohol off the weeb.>>5124157
>>5124160while weeb knight is distracted, the other mob knight goes to steal the sake from his bags
>>5124160Someone drag the scythe knight
>>5124160>>5124162Orkuzashi wants just one thing ... a hug
>>5124165give him a 'hug'>>5124162>>5124160
>>5124162>>5124165>>5124167The Mob Knights attempt to nab the sake from the Weeb. Both roll 1d100 against eachother>>5124163Meanwhile, Twinkle's words fall on deaf ears
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>5124173MOB KNIGHTS ALWAYS WIN BABY
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5124174>>5124173
>>5124177no fucking way NO WAY LMAO
>>5124174>>5124177Suddenly the weeb feels a bit lighter....eh, probably just his immagination
>>5124183as they say in weeblandKANPAI!
>>5124183Pull Gustaf to the destination
>>5124185>>5124188As the Mob engages in some more alcoholism, The Lilly Knight drags the unconscious scythe knight down the street.Because nobody else would
>>5124193well, lets meet up at crossroads, lilly knight
>>5124194Now some might say that OP's lazy for having 2 paths become one instead of 2 actual separate parallel scenarios.And they'd be right
>>5124205Go to the bridge full of broken-hearted men the incel (>>5111754) spoke of.
>>5124205>>5124208finally, an encounter
>>5124216OI ITS THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE TWINKLEGET HER
>>5124216OI SKANK, TIME TO DIE
>>5124218>>5124219"YOU'LL WON'T CATCH ME THAT EASILY! SIMPS! ATTACK!"
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>5124224CHOP EM DOWNURAH
>>5124224ZOMBIE SIMPS, STAB THEM
Rolled 13, 45, 57 = 115 (3d100)>>5124225>>5124227>>5124232EVERYONE ROLL 1d100 AGAINST THE SIMPSAdd your best stat as bonus, yadda yaddaThe simps has a +5 bonus
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>5124234HIGISHI!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5124234ITS A DICE GAME
Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5124234Oh fuck
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5124235>>5124240>>5124241OH SHIT TWINKLE MISSED! WATCHOUT FOR HIS COUNTERATTACK!
>>5124244CAIN GOES IN TO BLOCK FOR TWINKLE!
>>5124245THEN ROLL 1d100 STUPID
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>5124246>>5124244URAH!
Rolled 33 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5124244DOOOOGE
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>5124256DO THE MOB KNIGHT SPECIAL OF TEAMING UP ON THIS DUDE
>>5124256Accuse the simp of laying a hand on you to distract him
>>5124256>>5124260I mean distract the others to attack him
Rolled 29, 59 = 88 (2d100)>>5124259>>5124260>>5124261ROLL 1d100The simp will use his highest roll against the mob and his lowest against TwinkleIf twinkle wins the roll then the simp gets a -10 on his roll against the mob
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>5124268HEY LOOK, HE TOUCHED ME, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE REST OF YOU
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>5124268THIS IS HOW WE DO IT MOB ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>5124271OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW BUT INSIDIOUS KILLER
>>5124271Congratulations, my Mob. You've done it.
>>5124275where the fuck have you been, idiot
>>5124270>>5124271Turns out it was the Mob who were distracted instead
>>5124279damn... can't stop simping over twinkle...
>>5124277I have been banished to the realm of sleep until now. I am deeply disappointed that no one attempted to throw me at the enemy, as is customary at this point to do with Knights who are AFK.>>5124279Time for combat against the simps, swipe them down!
>>5124279Take a rest to charge up your barrage and get some beauty sleep over being salty about bad rolls
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>5124285>>5124280As the mob rolls around on the ground in pain, Gustaf wakes up and attempts to swipe at the simp!Roll 1d100The simp is currently being distracted so he has no bonuses
Rolled 41 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5124289Excellent, time for murder.
>>5124292>>5124289THIS GUY'S LIKE A MEGA TIER SIMP
>>5124292I guess there is in fact, not the time for murder.>>5124294
>>5124294He's a Tier 3 Simp, empowered by Gamer Girl Bathwater and Jar Farts. Be careful, Brothers!
>>5124292>>5124294This man is clearly a Tier 3 sub
>>5124300Surround him, Brothers! We will strike him from all sides. No way his simp powers can protect him then.
>>5124300>>5124303I AGREE WITH GUSTAFMob Knights will create a SAKE COCKTAIL and light this dude ablaze
>>5124300>>5124288Still in that beauty sleep
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5124300Let's see if my folded steel can take care of this simpu
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>5124303>>5124304>>5124305>>5124306Gustaf rallies the knights to gang up on the simp!The Mob complies and attempt to make a Molotov Cocktail from Orkuzashi's Sake bottle! Roll 1d100 to not fuck it upTwinkle takes a nap to recharge her daily powersOrkuzashi attempts to show the simp the superior nippon steel. He came up short and was made fun of.
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5124318Kill this man.
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5124319>>5124318What the actual fuck is this bullshit. Re-roll hours.
>>5124321OP rigging the dice real hard today, it's up to our heroes the Mob now.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>5124318URAH
>>5124325Finally, the simp burns. Surely this is the end of his evil
>>5124327Now, where did that Lady Knight go?
>>5124327Quickly, use our Knight-sense to figure out where not!-Twinkle went.
>>5124328>>5124330OH NO! The simp's flesh burns away, revealing a metallic Endoskeleton underneath! He was a Terminator the whole time!OP will now be sued by James Cameron!
>>5124337SHIT BOYSWE GOTTA DEAL WITH TERMINATOR SIMPJUMP EM'
goddamit I overslept again
>>5124337The T-800 is attacked by a T-1000, so we don't have to worry about it surviving the Sake Bomb.
>>5124337Take out the GPU, he will never financially recover from this
>>5124337Strangle OP by the neck for being a simp
>>5124346>>5124342>>5124340OP is immediately arrested for copyright infringement
>>5124350Wait, there she is! In the alleyway behind OP being arrested! The un-named Lily Knight! After her, Brothers!
>>5124350>>5124351GOOD EYE GUSTAF
>>5124350Also it's not a terminator, just a skeleton.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>5124351>>5124352OR IS IT?Roll 1d100 for your eyes
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>5124355we ain't blind, OPcome on
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5124355Weeb joins the staring contest
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5124355It's actually just a free win with a +5, who'd have thunk it.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>5124355Come on
>>5124366PROCEED TO THROW LILLY KNIGHT AT HOSTILE LILLY KNIGHT
>>5124366Steal OP's cuffs and follow the thot knight
>>5124366Get that Motherfucker!
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>5124369I gotta head out soon so let this be the final roll of this session.Roll 1d100 to throw Twinkle at Not-Twinkle
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>5124379URAAAAAAAAAH
>>5124366>>5124369DON'T WORRY I'LL KICK HER IN THE FACE WHEN YOU THROW ME
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>5124379GOOOOO
>>5124383And that's it for this session. See you all again on the weekends or something. Toodlesupdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
hey OP can u draw this but with mob knight instead. Cuz thats how I feel missing past 2 sessions in a row
Hey OP can you add weeb doing biden impression. Cause I'm empty after missing last session and first half of the previous one
>>5126366>>5126431All in due time
looks like someone is going to miss it
>>5131895So who are we missing this time?
OP has failed us once again.
>>5132237It is time.
>>5132237lets fuckin do this
>>5132240>>5132246Let us rewind a bit, to when Twinkle has been launched at Not-Twinkle
>>5132248SURROUND NOT-TWINKLE WITH OUR MOB POWER
>>5132248Follow the Mob's example, surround the Twinkle and Not!-Twinkle.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>5132251>>5132253Roll 1d100 against the crushing entropy of the universeIt has a +10 bonus
Rolled 95 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>5132255Such a titanic struggle has never been seen before.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>5132255URAH
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5132255
>>5132257>>5132264The universe has allowed you to succeed.For now
>>5132271give not-twinkle the good ol mob interrogation
A wild Weeb appears!
>>5132271Now to figure out which one is Twinkle and which one isn't.
>>5132283that's easy, our twinkle is currently afk
>>5132286True, an excellent observation Brother Abel.
>>5132286Great idea!Weeb stabs both Lilies in the gut to see which one screams out in agony.
>>5132290Surely this is a great idea
>>5132294I can see nothing wrong with this idea, the weeb will roll a 1 and fail the check and then we'll interrogate the fake Twinkle.
>>5132294Well go ahead then weeb
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>5132294>>5132297>>5132298
>>5132302Who the fuck said you could roll bitch boy
>>5132303>OP seething because he couldn't rig the dice in time
>>5132303I know a question to ask that only the real twinkle would know
>>5132304Yeah well now your sword doesn't exist
>>5132309yeah cause we stole it
>>5132312But did you tho.Weeb and Mob roll 1d100
>>5132312Brother Abel, we can not proceed unless you return the Weeb's Sword.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>5132313>>5132314he is not worthy of the sword
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>5132313
>>5132315>>5132317Dude don't put that sword in your mouth, you don't know where it's been
>>5132322Weeb takes off the horns from his helmet and stabs both Lilies in the gut.
>>5132322Pinch twinkles cheek
>>5132322Observe the event.
>>5132322when's OP gonna draw a new image
>>5132329when you put Lilies in the spotlight
Rolled 50, 25 = 75 (2d100)>>5132323>>5132325Roll 1d100>>5132329But this is a new image. If it's the same image then 4chan wouldn't allow me to post it due to repost rules
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>5132338pnch
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>5132338REEEE
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>5132338
>>5132340>>5132341As Orkuzashi stabs both Lilly knights, the Not-Twinkle regains conciousness and yells out. While one of the Mob pinches Twinkle's cheek
>>5132358The weeb can actually accomplish things, who'd have thunk it.Time to interrogate not!-Twinkle.
>>5132358OKAY INTERROGATE HER FINALLY
>>5132358Intimidate notwinkle with bonk threats
>>5132358>>5132359>>5132360Keep stabbing not-twinkle while the others ask questions!
Wait are we trying to interrogate or murder the imposter. Cuz samurai knight is making it confusing
>>5132365>>5132358And make her hit herself
>>5132365>>5132363>>5132360>>5132359NOt-Twinkle doesn't say anythign as she's busy getting stabbed.Twinkle is also still bleeding due to having the other pointy end of the crescent moon still being in her gut
>>5132369those are just stab wounds
>>5132381throw weeb knight outta therehe's actually fucking it up
>>5132381Throw weeb knight in the bin face down
>>5132381Yes we will just watch this scene unfold. Brother Abel, care for some Popcorn?
>>5132383Orkusashi is simply confused give him a hug and he'll calm down
>>5132383>>5132384>>5132385Weeb and Mob roll 1d100 again
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>5132391YEET
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>5132391fuck outta here boy
>>5132393>>5132394The Mob is in top form today, good showing boys.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>5132391
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>5132391Twinkle San! The stabbing is Give you negative damage I am helping!
>>5132397NO FUCKING WAY
>>5132393>>5132394>>5132399EAT FUCKING SHIT
>>5132397you fucking chetaed
>>5132397What an absolute upset this is.
>>5132397>>5132393>>5132394The Weeb stands firm.Due to being unconcious and not actively resisting like Not-Twinkle. Twinkle is bleeding out even harder
>>5132409well, how about thiswe return the swordand we actually get plot done by NOT stabbing not-twinkle
>>5132409Maybe we ought to do something about Twinkle bleeding out.
>>5132409Ok, stop and now take a sip of water
>>5132411...deal. Return the blade and weeb will stand down.
>>5132411>>5132412>>5132413The weeb stops to take a sip of water. Sadly he did not have any water. But he did have a sake bottle.That the mob already stole and used to burn a particularly resilient simp. But perhaps offering back the sword would make amends?In any case, Not-Twinkle uses the brief moment of respite to jump down into the canal, with Twinkle still stuck with her via stabby moon helmet crest
>>5132419its been almost 3 hours of thread and we have achieved nothing (0) make some fucking PLOT happen
>>5132419JUMP IN AFTER HERGOD DAMN IT WEEB
>>5132419Slap the weeb and then follow the canal to try and cut off the Twinkle Pair.
>>5132419Weeb takes the sword, thank you, and then runs after the period sisters.
>>5132420C'maaaan, it's been barely 2 hours
>>5132432OP's delaying us that sweet plot
>>5132432Ninja chase the damn not-twinkle
>>5132434Anyway. Before you start your pursuit, Not-Twinkle has already separate herself from Twinkle and is currently swimming away while letting the unconscious Twinkle float lazily down the canal.Sure is swimming pretty fast for somebody with a stab wound in the gut
>>5132449Pee into the canal
>>5132449GUSTAF YOU SAVE OUR TWINKLETHE MOB WILL GO AFTER THE ROGUE NOT-TWINKLE
>>5132449Brother Cain, Brother Abel. Prepare for aerial pursuit.Pick up the Mob in preparation for launch.
>>5132454I'll fish her out and heal her off-screen for maximum efficency.
>>5132453>>5132454>>5132457Gustaf picks up the Mob Knight. While one of them is mid-pee. Oh jesus it's everywhere now. Oh god so gross. Ew
>>5132462get to the throwing
>>5132462Throw the Mob, the piss barrage will make it an even more effective tactic.
>>5132462Pee directly in front of not-twinkle to stun her
>>5132465>>5132468Alright what's with the sudden pee-based tactics. You degenerates got something you wanna tell the rest of the class?
>>5132481they're Australian, OPpiss based tactics is what they do
>>5132486>AustralianDamn how are they viewing 4chan upside down
>>5132481What's with your inability to continue the plot, OP? The faster we finish this scene, the faster the pee tactics will end. It seems to me you're dragging this out because you like it.
>>5132481Was gonna shuriken her limbs so she couldn't swim, but urinating seemed funnier.>>5132486It's like 2am in australia, I'd be dead by now.
>>5132489they turn their monitors right side up I'm guessing
>>5132490Based brain-haver.Bet OP has like 20 non-4chan tabs open by now.
Rolled 49, 9 = 58 (2d100)>>5132494Sad Life.Anyway everyone roll 1d100Gustaf add your Power and the +5 bonusWeeb add jack squat because your penis doesn't have any bonusesThe Mob recite the Alphabet backwards and forwards to pass your sobriety testWhichever of my roll is higher gets a +10 bonus
>>5132505Fuck that I'm going to sleep instead.
Rolled 37 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>5132505Loud and clear, adding will bonus to piss on demand!
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>5132505ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBAABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Rolled 91 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>5132505Time to launch
>>5132508>>5132513>>5132514>>5132516Not-Twinkle is pulled out of the water by Night Knight! But Gustaf managed to throw the Mob right next to them! Twinkle is left to float downstream! Orkuzashi's piss didn't even have enough pressure to go that far anyway!
>>5132537MOB KNIGHTS INTERRUPT NIGHT KNIGHT FROM PICKING UP NOT-TWINKLE WITH A SHOULDER BASH
>>5132537Aid Twinkle before she actually just dies.
>>5132537With all the leftover focus and pent-up frustration, Orkuzashi quickly whips out three shuriken stars and throws them at Night Knight to make him drop Not-Twinkle.
>>5132547dropped my tag in the sewer
Rolled 48, 94 = 142 (2d100)>>5132539>>5132543>>5132550ROLL 1D100Mob has +5 Power BonusScythe has +5 Speed BonusWeeb has +7 Speed BonusLilly Knight has no bonus as she is unconscious The Night Knight has a +9 Power BonusNot-Twinkle has +10 Speed Bonus
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>5132556URAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>5132556
Rolled 9 (1d100)oh yeah forgot to roll for the canal
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5132556*japanese war screeching*
Rolled 50 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>5132556>>5132561I was about to say 'Twinkle be about to die because lol 94', but I auto-pass against the Canal. Advanced Knight Training doing good work thus far.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>5132556
The Mob Knights slam hard into the Night Knight, Knocking him backwards! But Not-Twinkle managed to flip up onto shore and even deflect the shurikens Orkuzashi has thrown!Oh and Gustaf managed to fish Twinkle out of the canal
>>5132596NOW FOCUS OUR ATTENTION ON NOT-TWINKLEMOB TECHNIQUE: JUMP THEM
>>5132596what a fucking bullshi-Orkuzashi joins the Mob effort and rushes Not-Twinkle with his trusty chinese katana.
>>5132596Use not!Lay on Hands to close Twinkles wound.It's not much, but it's honest work.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>5132607>>5132596This
Rolled 42, 26 = 68 (2d100)>>5132600>>5132615>>5132611You might ask what took OP so long despite the image having no budget. Well you see, I forgot what Jump Em does and had to open up thread number 2 to check.Anyway Mob Knight Roll 2d100, highest result is pickedWeeb roll 1d100Mob has +5 Power BonusWeeb has +7 Speed BonusThe Night Knight has a +9 Power BonusNot-Twinkle has +10 Speed BonusYadda yaddaOh and Gustaf healed Twinkle's gaping stomach wound, how nice
Rolled 50 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>5132633
Rolled 81, 46 = 127 (2d100)>>5132633oh shit was taking a shitBOOM
...and then everyone shat themselves to death.The end.