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OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.

4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Which have been stolen and taken to the Tower City!

Each Knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.

Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the knight to identify which team you're going with. Each knight needs at least 1 active player to be....active. Yeah.

Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight

On the trail to the Holy Grail, the Knights have tracked it to a cabal of tee-totaling heretics! After making short work of one of their temples, our heroes made their way to...another temple! Where after some shenanigans involving a noble, they find themselves surrounded by the cultists! Oh shit!

previous threds: https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file
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>>5102308
Convince the nobles of glorious with Eastern flip books drawings to stand down
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>>5102319
Sadly they can't read the language
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>>5102322
ITS OK NIETHER CAN I BUT LOOK AT THESE PICTURES!
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>>5102322
Chastise OP for neglecting the thread numerous times.
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Start drinking, smoking, in a gay bar, while After Dark plays
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>>5102327
"....still don't get it"

>>5102328
pls, it's the holidays. i have a family

>>5102330
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>>5102340
Orkuzashi does a jitome....
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>>5102343
I assure you he's doing it right now under that helmet
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>>5102346
Are we just going to stand around, or are we going to fight?
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>>5102346
DOZORYOSHUKU! SLASHUUUUU!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5102347
OH MY GOD A CHAIR
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>>5102348
>>5102349
SUUUGGGOOOIIIIIIIII
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5102349
Slice the chair in half.
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>>5102351
We're off to an excellent start.
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>>5102350
>>5102351
QUICK! WEEB! ROLL 1D100 TO BEAT THE 44 OR THE SCYTHE KNIGHT EATS A CHAIR TO THE FACE
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5102354
Ah yes, the greatest woodcutting tool...
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5102354
Mitsubishi!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5102354
huh didn't go thru?
MITSUBISHI!
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>>5102356
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>>5102360
CAREFUL SYTHE-KUN, THESE HALLS ARE COVERED WITH CHAIRS THROWING THEMSELVES AT SCYTHE KNIGHTS!
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>>5102360
>>5102362
[Audible Gasp]
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>>5102360
Sneak around the cultists, reverse-surrounding them
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Rolled 80, 11 = 91 (2d100)

>>5102364
>>5102362
>>5102365
"DON'T LET UP! DEPLOY THE CHAIRS!"

Orckuzashi and Gustaf roll 1d100 against my first roll

Cain roll 1d100 against my second

Scythe and weeb add their power bonus

Mob add your speed bonus
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5102367
We can't dodge them all Sythe-kun, brace yourself!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5102367
+4 speed bonus. Owned
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>>5102370
Oh dear
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5102367
I'm here orknight!
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Rolled 46 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>5102367
This is some epic dice rigging
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>>5102373
Atta boy fellow weeb
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>>5102374
>>5102373
>>5102371
The Mob Knights manage to hide behind a conveniently placed pillar while the others destroyed the furniture
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5102380
Oh no look out behind you!
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>>5102380
Use Mob Perception to single out two key targets and prepare to liquidate them in a single surprise counter-attack
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>>5102380
No chair can stand against gorrillion times folded katana! Not even the gigachad mega chair 5000!
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>>5102380
Keep holding on against the chair barrage.
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>>5102381
GASP! What could be behind them?!
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>>5102389
Why it's the secret knight, Night Knight
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>>5102389
hey mob bro do u feel someone breathing heavily behind us
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>>5102383
That sounds like a poem
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>>5102392
>>5102393
GASP! Could it be?! One of the unchosen knights from the character select screen ?!
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5102401
Ninja kick him before he hurts the Mob Boys
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>>5102401
If he was not chosen he is IRRELEVANT
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>>5102401
Is he the boss of this Temple?
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>>5102401
Hey wasn't this guy written to be kinda nice?
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>>5102407
Maybe he is jealous he didn't get chosen
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>>5102401
Op you die?
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>>5102407
>>5102405
Yeah you're right it's probably not him

>>5102418
No i had to poop and had to lie down a bit because it hurt my ass
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>>5102425
>Literally bootyblasted
lmao
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>>5102401
>>5102425
IT'S REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5102433
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>>5102435
The mob is sick of being sidelined by shenanigans and by lack of deserved spotlight PLUS lack of """plot""" progress and they strike now, NOW, cultists in the rear with a devastatign mob attack
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>>5102435
Any way what's with this Night Knight?
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>>5102435
Yeah just launch an screaming assault on the cultists while >>5102437
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>>5102435
Yo homie night knight did nuffin wrong. What if he just wanted to say hi?
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>>5102435
Will we actually make any progress on the plot today?
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Rolled 24, 81, 22 = 127 (3d100)

>>5102438
>>5102440
Yes of course. Perhaps he's merely:
A. Try to attack the cultists and the mob knight simply got in the way
B. Stretching
C. Try to swat a fly on the mob's backs
D. [insert reason here]
E. Actually just evil oh no

>>5102437
The Mob Knights jumps to cultists! Roll 2d100 against my first roll!

>>5102439
Twinkle screams loudly and runs into the fray! Roll 1d100 against my second roll!

>>5102443
Roll 1d100 against my third roll
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5102445
>D. [insert reason here]
Wanted to know if anyone wanted to visit our little sisters bake sale.
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>>5102446
What do you mean by Our, anon. Who are you
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Rolled 64, 26 = 90 (2d100)

>>5102445
spilled beer ot key boA|Rd ow it doest fuction well 9,my lA|St poSA|||
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5102445
>E. Actually just evil oh no
We need a boss knight, might as well be this man.
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>>5102445
Well which is it, Night Knight!?
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>>5102450
oh no he plot progressed
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>>5102453
Gasp!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5102445
>C. Try to swat a fly on the mob's backs
is funny to me
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>>5102448
>>5102450
The Night Knight swings his sword hard! But the Mob Knights suddenly lunge forward towards the cultists and gave them a sound beating! Causing the Night Knight to miss!
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>>5102458
Night Knight Dono! You used to be edgy and cool, but now you are how the westerners say, cringe-aru, have at thee!
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>>5102458
What is this Heresy!? Night Knight! You dare stand against The Order on this holy mission?
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>>5102447
YOU'RE EVIL BROTHER!
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>>5102470
>you're
I can assure you that OP is not in any way , evil
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>>5102458
I found a new keyboard I'm good now! Throw bottles at Night knight
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>>5102461
>>5102466
"Your mission ends here. The grail will serve its true purpose. Leave! Go home! Or I'll cut you down"

>>5102472
"Aha! Not so fast!" A cultist yelled as he grabs ya arm

Oh and twinkle....i dunno, is still screaming i guess?
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>>5102478
Throw Twinkle at Night Knight.
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>>5102478
>>5102479
Jump on thrown twinkle and do surfer samurai slash
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>>5102478
try to overpower night knights grip
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Rolled 41, 2 = 43 (2d100)

>>5102479
>>5102480
Roll 1d100

>>5102482
You try to overpower Night Knight's grip....and nothing happens! Because it's not Night Knight that's grabbing you! It's some cultist
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>>5102487
whoops forgot pic
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5102487
Lesbian Projectile, launch!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5102487
ARRRUUUUUUUUUU
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>>5102487
Smash cultist with the bottle.
Proceed to beat up other cultists They Deserve it
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>>5102490
How could you possibly do this. Explain this.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5102487
WE BACK BITCH
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>>5102492
I'm as shocked as you are.
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OPEEEE
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>>5102489
>>5102490
Gustaf throws Twinkle at Night Knight! Orkuzashi attempts to jump onto her, mid-flight, but he caused her to slam into the ground instead!

>>5102491


>>5102496
lol
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>>5102499
Find the noble fuck and leap on him for a piggybackride
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>>5102499
You missed Weeb3
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>>5102499
Stare with intense disappointment at the weeb for fucking this up.
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>>5102499
>>5102501
weebusy is actually right
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>>5102501
Perhaps the real weeb3 was the friends we made along the way
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>>5102499
>>5102505
kick twinkle back to gustaf
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>>5102505
But we're not friends...
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>>5102505
Do it AGAIN op this time do it by the numbers!
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>>5102505
>>5102506
Wake just in time to be annoyed by OP's sleep schedule conflicting with you!
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>>5102505
Op went poop again
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>>5102506
>>5102507
>>5102508
>>5102514
fuck me i think i gotta stop it here my dudes. my ass is very blasted and i gotta sleep. thread will continue after new years. happ[y holidays or whatever

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>5102527
>>5102526
wtf prophecy
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>>5102529
The poop prophecy
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>>5102487
>>5102490
>DC 2
>rolled 1
OP not only rigs the dice, he also rubs it in your face.
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>>5103362
and then he cheats >>5102493
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>>5103426
OP does not cheat or rig dice. Please stop the slander
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>>5103434
OP stays up late so that nobody can see him rig dice in the dark.
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>>5103434
>ignores a good roll
>"OP does not cheat"
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Lel this thread is funny, OP has some really good drawing skills.
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>>5102527
>>5102514
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>>5106082
That's not the grail, that's the Night Knight coming in for another swing! Brace yourselves, Brothers!
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>>5106083
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>>5106084
oh shit
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breadsu
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uhhh is twinkle marriable?
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>>5106097
>>5106099
And who might you fine gentlemen be? Mysterious anons
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>>5106106
pardon me sir, I'm a slaver come from the east. here to sell some of my "goods". I got some goods from all race if you would like.
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>>5106106
Are there even any Knights in the thread right now? Or are we just filled with Anon Knights.
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DICK. PUSSY. ASS.
Tonights ultimate murder thread for war and destructions coming to your screen tonight the ultimate throw show down of shit and blood
Bone churtling and teeth rattling super hard action adventures now only, Buy tickets!
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>>5106111
We're not selling Twinkle to you, her career as a lesbian projectile is just starting.
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>>5106117
You're imagining things, Gustaf.
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>>5106122
Back to the battle now that other knights have arrived in the thread.
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>>5106125
Weeb Knight needs 2-3 players on average to operate with OP's fine-tuned dice.
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>>5106132
>>5106125
Yes. Let us return to the current state of events where OP totally did not cheat and caused Weeb to bodyslam Lilly Knight into the ground
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>>5106135
Continue to beat cultists with bottles.
BUT dont kill them (we are going for a low chaos playthrough here)
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>>5106135
kick pass twinkle back to gustaf so he can launch her again
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>>5106135
Historical Revisionism!
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Rolled 93, 87 = 180 (2d100)

>>5106138
>>5106142
Roll 2d100

>>5106148
Hush
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5106150
Gustaf better be ready
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5106150
>>5106153
N-NANI?!?!? MASAKA!
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>>5106153
>>5106150
Impressive. I can't wait to fail the follow-up roll.
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>>5106155
>>5106153
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>>5106164
Guess we'll try this again, Lesbian Projectile away!
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>>5106155
ah yes, Yakuza Knight
>>5106159
launch the lesbo
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>>5106164
100 and we didn't even see Weeb thrash Twinkle, how depressing.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5106165
>>5106167
As Gustaf rolls 1d100 to launch Twink--OH SHIT WEEB WATCHOUT
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5106173
Okay
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5106173
Oh lord.
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wait was I even supposed to roll
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>>5106179
Yes. As just one of you succeeding would be enough.

Sadly neither of you did
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>>5106188
We rolled 72.
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Rolled 613 (1d1488)

join the NSDAP
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>>5106176
>>5106174
Gustaf didn't throw Twinkle in time nor Orkuzashi managed to dodge in time

Don't worry he's not dead

Yet

>>5106192
BUt my dear weeb this >>5106174 is clearly a 18, wat
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>>5106198
we actually have real weapons. beat the cultists to death with my club and shit. I jsut remembered
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>>5106198
>Not dead
Pull out the sword and stick it in his helmet hole

As a last-ditch effort I added weeb and scythe rolls cause they were both against the same single roll. Math, y'see.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5106202
Dew it
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5106207
die
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>>5106209
ナイス
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>>5106207
Groan and mumble as you wake up and suddenly have these headaches.
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>>5106209
The Mob Knights thin out the cultists!

>>5106216
Lilly Knight wakes up! Finding herself, for some reason, in The Scythe Knight's arms!
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>>5106219
Throw Twinkle at Night Knight to distract him, then try to heal the weeb with holy magic.

Also ponder the Historical Revisionism that lead to the weeb being slashed.
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>>5106221
There is no Historical Revisionism in /qst/
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>>5106219
>>5106221
Jump out of Gustav to attack Night Knight instead and wonder why a knight is attacking other knights
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>>5106221
>>5106223
Critical Weeb Theory
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5106221
>>5106224
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5106235
Hmm.
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>>5106237
Hm.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5106235
>>5106237
Hm
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>>5106237
>>5106242
Twinkle launches herself into the fray! But the Night Knight swiftly deflected her attack. Fortunately, Gustaf took the opportunity to heal Orkuzashi with his holy magicks
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>>5106250
x2 backstab night knight and end this farce
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>>5106250
Stab Night Knight in the visor
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>>5106250
Stab Night Knight in the leg.
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>>5106250
Swing at the Night Knight with Holy Fury.
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Rolled 47, 74, 92, 16 = 229 (4d100)

>>5106251
>>5106254
>>5106255
>>5106257
OH SHIT HE'S GONE SUPER KNIGHT
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5106269
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5106269
bollocks
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5106269
crap
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5106269
Now to fail to beat 16
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>>5106271
>>5106273
>>5106274
>>5106276
Ah but you see. The Night Knight compares his rolls to yours in descending order/ So it's 92 against 71, 74 against 62, 47 against 34 and 16 against 4. Giving him a perfect dodge and beating you all down.

Nah, despite managing to parry Orkuzashi's and Twinkle's attacks, the Night Knight was hit by Gustaf and the MOb Knight's combination
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>>5106291
deliver the final blow
which is just a smack to the head, Murder him
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>>5106291
Maybe now he'll start talking about why he's helping the cultists

or maybe he didn't
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>>5106291
Surrender, Night Knight! You can not defeat us!
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>>5106293
>>5106295
>>5106300
Hold your bonk, sir Cain. Mayhaps he's about to spill exposition
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>>5106304
STAB
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>>5106304
Progress the plot!
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>>5106304
>>5106310
shamfur dispray, fucking weeb
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5106310
Oh shit
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>>5106316
wait who or what is he stabbing
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>>5106317
I'd assume the Night Knight, unless the weeb suddenly has a case of Friendly-Fire-itis
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>>5106333
carry on with plot exposition while Weeb Knight BSODs
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>>5106333
stab the Night Knight in the visor
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>>5106333
Replace the Weeb Knight with the Night Knight, he's clearly a more reasonable fellow to have with you on the journey.
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>>5106336
Alright Night Knight, seems like they got you on the ropes. You can now:
A. Spout some vague huuluu baluu mumbo jumbo statements to confuse and distract them until the health regen kicks in
B. Grab the clearly brain damaged weeb and throw him at the two weirdos behind you
C. Actually just spout exposition

In any case, you gotta do it fa-->>5106340

Whoops wait nevermind, weeb's active again.

Roll 1d100 to beat 81, weeb
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>>5106346
Do B when the weeb fails to roll above 81 or Bluescreens again.
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>>5106346
B and C
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Damn what's taking him so long, better check the clock
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>>5106357
His honor circuits and his actions are clearly making him short circuit.
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>>5106361
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>>5106368
just continue per
>>5106347
>>5106348
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>>5106370
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>>5106377
back to exposition
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>>5106377
can we finally progress some fuckin PLOT
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>>5106377
Now, chase him down as he spouts exposition.
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>>5106379
"Hear me, Knights! It is not your destiny to take the grail! It cannot fall to your masters' hands! They would deny its true purpose!"
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>>5106398
What "true purpose"
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>>5106398
It's purpose is to remain in safe hands so it can not be missused by the likes of you!
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>>5106401
>>5106403
What WILL the Night Knight say?! The grail's true purpose is to:

A. Grant wishes
B. Let whomever drink the holy protein shake from it obtain the ultimate swole
C. Gift absolute power
D. Act as a catalyst to open a gate into the Xth Outer Dimension of Unfathomable Reality
E. Make anything drank from it taste extra good
F. Be a really good doorstop/paperweight
G. Hold the sacred Knight Girl Bathwater
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5106409
G. Hold the sacred Knight Girl Bathwater
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>>5106409
>G. Hold the sacred Knight Girl Bathwater
>D. Act as a catalyst to open a gate into the Xth Outer Dimension of Unfathomable Reality
The Bathwater was established as Canon in the first thread.
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>>5106409
>>5106411
>>5106412
what
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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>>5106411
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>>5106420
clearly that is night knight himself secretly typing this
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Sorry, something came up.
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>>5106424
A penis, I'd presume
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>>5106425
Pussy, actually. My cat to be exact.
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>>5106421
"For real tho, if you put vintage Knight Girl Bathwater into it, the grail can be used in a ritual to open the gate between worlds. Don't blame me, I didn't make the rules"
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>>5106430
what
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>>5106430
You fool! Have you thrown your lot in with the Apostates of Twittaria!? Why would you do such a thing, Brother!?
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>>5106432
Taking advantage of the confusion, Night Knight jumps out of the window.

Was what he said the truth?! Is the grail's true purpose to open a gate between worlds?! Using A Lady Knight's Bathwater?!

Or was it merely something he said to confuse and distract?

who knows
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>>5106435
Just like my eastern puppet theaters...now all I need is a lady knight! But where could one be?
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>>5106435
Oh no, another chase sequence!
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>>5106435
We should chase after him after we finish Leveling Up.
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>>5106435
mob
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wee
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>>5106438
Indeed! What a mystery.
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>>5106435
Look at Lilly Knight menacingly
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>>5106449
>>5106450
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>>5106449
just shuffle away awkwardly
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>>5106449
Locate a bathtub
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>>5106449
Bring forth the Level Up screen, OP. You've been holding out on us. We beat the Swolve Cultists Bosses, the Weeb sliced a Dragon in half, we defeated a bunch of other cultist, captured the Noble and interogated him, beat a mob encounter and forced the Night Knight to withdraw. This is totally worth a Level Up.
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>>5106466
we shoulda turned that lizard into a sushi
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>>5106466
Yes, well of course, you see, it's a--->>5106452
>>5106458
>>5106459

WOAH WOULDCHA LOOK AT THAT! THE LILLY KNIGHT AWKWARDLY SHUFFLES AWAY FROM THE MOB'S MENACING STARE. WHILE THE WEEB PONDERS ON WHERE COULD HE ACQUIRE A BATHTUB AT THIS HOUR
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>>5106469
>>5106466
I say we go for the level up, OP
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>>5106469
OP YOU COWARD, COME OVER HERE AND LEVEL US UP.
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>>5106469
OF COURSE, LILLY KNIGHT! YOU MUST KNOW LADY KNIGHTS IN THE ACADEMY!!!
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>>5106469
Ponder where is the Level Up...
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>>5106469
I would like to ask for level ups now.
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>>5106471
OP jumps out the window with Night Knight to escape his responsibilities
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>>5106481
shouldn't you be like 100% bigger than that, OP
you can't fit through that window
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5106481
Throw the Mob after OP to seize the Level Up.
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>>5106481
Heeey wait...OP!We can't find lady knight and the night knight witout him! And the level up!
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>>5106482
OP ATTEMPTS to jump out the window with Night Knight to escape his responsibilities
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>>5106485
GET HIM BOYS
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>>5106485
Pull him out
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>>5106485
Tie OP's shoelaces so he can't run.
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>>5106485
Beat this man like a Pinata
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no pls
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>>5106501
do it before we end this session or else we end you
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>>5106501
It's time for the Level Up, OP.
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>>5106501
WHERE'S THE LEVEL UP, OP?
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>>5106501
don't make us beer board you
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Damn...he ran off
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Fine Fine. Here be your level up.

For reaching level 3. you all get to...pick a perk outta these 8:

- Advanced Knight Training: +5 to any roll you do. BUt it's on you to remember that you have this. OP take no responsibility in cases where OP """"forgets""""" you had a +5 on that life saving throw you did
- Grit: If you get killed in combat, stay alive and heal up to 1/3 your total HP. Only activates ONCE
- Critical Strikes: If you roll max on attacks. Do double damage
- Knight Eye: Every 4 turns in combat, you manage to see an opening in the enemy's defense, reduce their dice by half if you attack them.
- Poison Resistance: Resists Poison. Yeah. Totally not a filler perk to fill out the round number
- Powerful: Immediately gets 2 points to spend on stats
- Body Conditioning: Regen 2 HP every turn in combat
- Well-Endowed: Engorge your, ahem, assets to an impressive size. Has absolutely no combat application, but a massive confidence boost, at least. TOtally not a second filler perk because OP ran out of ideas

The perk pool is shared between everyone. But each Knight can only pick 1. And nobody can pick the same perk.
So just work between yourself on who gets which.
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>>5106548
For the love of...right...knight eye for me! Dibs!
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>>5106548
For Knight Eye, is it every 4 turns in the whole combat, or every 4 turns the knight is active in combat?
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>>5106548
>Powerful
+1 speed
+1 power
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>>5106550
>>5106553
looks like weeb's brain is at the crossroads
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5106551
Every 4 turn of the Knight that has it yes.

Actually, what happens if the Knight doesn't attack on turn 4? Due to anything, being stunned, knocked down or actively choosing to do something else?

Imma ask the dice

Evens: It's saved up and immediately activates as soon as the knight chooses to attack, returning to its 4 turn cooldown afterwards
Odds: It is not saved up and the knight will have to wait 4 turns again for it to be available
1: The Knight explodes
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>>5106558
I wrote dibs! You got and break the speed limit
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>>5106559
DICE RIGGED
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>>5106548
>>5106550
>>5106553
>pick one trait per knight
>weeb instantly picks two
wew

Anyway, I'll put myself in queue for Powerful if the weebs fail to pick it through honorable dice roll combat. Otherwise I'll go for Advanced Knight Training.
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>>5106561
dibs against other knights picking that perk, not against schizophrenia
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>>5106562
There is no dice rigging in Knight Quest
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>>5106548
>>5106559
>>5106569
I'll take Body Conditioning then
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What I'm reading is that everyone is skipping on taking a perk and goin on a challenge run. Wow!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5106561
Aight, 1d100 and let's see which perk wins I guess.
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>>5106575
I'm waiting for the filthy weeb schizos to decide between themselves with dice combat before I finalize my pick.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5106577
Not fair, all my rolls are consistently shit
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>>5106575
>>5106574
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>>5106579
Same.

>>5106575
Weeb will be taking Powerful
+1 power
+1 speed
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>>5106579
Destroyed.

>>5106575
Alright, Advanced Knight Training it is.

If it's not too much to ask could we have the perks we've picked up in the future OP images. It would make you a cool dude if you did that.
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>>5106588
>spoilers

Cut everyone's stat points by half, got it
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>>5106591
That doesn't make you a cool dude at all.
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Alright so, to recap:

Gustaf: Poison Resistance
Twinkle: Resistance to Poison
Orkuzashi: Poison Ward
Mob Knights: n/a
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>>5106599
>>5106513
mob knights are being drunk
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>>5106599
Give the Mob Knights Poison Resistance to negate them being drunk all the time.
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>>5106599
Give Mobs the Well-endowed, I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
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ooooh welllllll, it's 5AM and I can't finalize the level up if not all parties are preeesent. How unfortunate. Guess we have to suspend everything here until next session when everyone's present and accounted for.

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

toodles
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>>5106620
good morning OP
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>>5106623
mingnor
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>>5106620
we'll be right back after these messages for commie skeleton girl bathwater
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>>5106620
>>5106599
sorry OP, passed out
fitting right?
Mob Knights will go with GRIT
literally unstoppable
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>>5106773
Does it work for 1 of them, or both of them?
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Mob knight singlehandedly carries this quest
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>>5107804
Mob hands wrote this
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>>5106619
But we already have one
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>>5108161
>not wanting 8inches
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>>5108532
Ah yes, even more of repressed homosexuality from Cain and OP
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>bread in the middle of the night
I don't feel so good, mister OP.
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>>5106620
Looks like Omnicron got OP
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>hehe.. leaving for work in half an hour? Well well well, its just the time for a thread methinks, when theres no mob around
What did O "dickfaggot" P mean by this?
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>>5111308
That the story is less reliant on the Mob for progression than they think it is.
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Rolled 180 (1d1337)

>>5111309
Fuck you
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Rolled 466 (1d1337)

>>5111311
Pathetic.
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>>5111314
This isnt even my final form
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Rolled 169 (1d1488)

Fuck it, mob pride world wide
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Rolled 707 (1d1488)

>>5111317
>ups the dice
>rolls lower than before anyway
Truly the Mob is a cursed entity.
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Rolled 15850 (1d42069)

I was just playing nice with you. Its time for the final killing blow.
Return to the pit that you have crawled out of, get eviscerated and turn back to dust!!!!!
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>>5111321
>>
i-impossible.... this.... cannot be........
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>arghhhh *dies*
>*pisses and shits*
>*decomposes*
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>>5111324
Face it, Mob Knights. You were never the true protagonists of this story. Yours was always the roll of but a side character. Nay, a faceless NPC role would be too good for the likes of you. It is time you stepped aside and let the true Main Character shine.

ME, GUSTAF!
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That's really cute but I gotta go to work now. I want poak buns for dinner. Now come here and gimmie a smooch honey.
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>>5106620
10 hours feels like 10 months
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>>5111357
>>5106773
>>5111309
>>5111311
>>5106623
WAKE UP, HE'S HERE
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>>5111308
>>5111309
>>5111311
>>5111314
>>5111315
>>5111317
>>5111319
>>5111321
>>5111323
>>5111324
>>5111327
>>5111328
This was impossibly magical to read. It's like Quattro all over again.
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>>5111357
He truly did arrive.
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Alright, so we're continuing quest yes? TOtally missed nothing, yes?
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>>5111357
Turn super weeb
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>>5111364
If the other Knights stand ready to continue (minus the Mob who has left for wage slavery), so do I.
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>>5111364
Heeeeeeey.
Our level ups, including >>5106773
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>>5111367
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>>5111380
Linking the Mob choice for the level up, you absolute dingus.

Quickly, bring out the checklist of the Gnome's favourite hangouts. With the Night Knight gone he is the only lead we have left. We must capture him at all costs!
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>>5111380
Just confirm our perks or we stab you
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>>5111386
>>5111387
Perks are a myth
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>>5111390
Cease your attempts at dillydallying and advance the plot already.

The checklist. Where is the Gnome!?
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>>5111392
I dunno what yer talking about

Anyway, confirm choices Y/N
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>>5111398
Y
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>>5111398
>Y
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>>5111401
NOte that it's totally on you to remember that you have said perks.

OP take no responsibilities
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>>5111404
Forget that we have traits, got it.

Now we must move to sieze the Grail before these cultists find a Lady Knight to dip in a bathtub!
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>>5111409
Alright, let's check the gnome's usual hangouts....
A. The Tavern
B. Under the city's bridge
C. Around randomass alley, which is where you met him the first time
D. [Insert location here]
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>>5111415
Everyone knows the tavern is where everyone goes, eventually...hey, where'd the noble go?
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>>5111415
D. [Insert location here]
Night Knight's little cottage
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>>5111415
We should try underneath the bridge first, the Tavern is best manouvered when the Mob is present due to their intricate knowledge of all things alcoholic.
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>>5111417
Gasp! Where DID he go?! In the confusion of the cultist battle, you forgot about him! He seemingly did a face turn but now is nowhere to be found! Where could he be?!

A. Over in that corner to the left
B. Dude went home, it's been a long day
C. ur mom's house lmao
D. [insert location here]
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>>5111431
>B. Dude went home, it's been a long day
He did have a really hard day, it's understandable that he'd head home to rest.
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>>5111431
B, clearly he needed a break, he needs to go back to his day job of plotting and conspiracy.
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>>5111432
>>5111434
He just went home. No biggie
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>>5111439
He also left a note about how the gnome is a dick and has probably told everyone about the grail by now.
Also don't believe Night Knight, the grail doesn't work that way, in fact nobody knows how it works
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>>5111441
How convenient
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>>5111441
We can only hope that it is a lie, who knows what the cultists could do if the Grail granted them the Legendary Sacred Knight Girl Bathwater. They'd be an unstoppable force!

>>5111444
Quickly, we must make our way to the Bridge through the backalleys to lower the chance of enemy encounters. Undoubtedly the cultists and their allies are on high alert now looking for us. But we shall prevail, Brothers. Now onwards!
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>>5111444
Let's go down to the bridge first, then >>5111419
Maybe we could find out information on the new competitior on my-I mean OUR turf.
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>>5111446
>>5111448
Alright who wants to roll for random encounters
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>>5111450
Lets leave it up to the anonymous audience, if there are any present. Otherwise the Knights can roll.
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>>5111450
Let it be up to anyone
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

what a cute couple, i feel like a third wheel here
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>>5111451
>>5111453
>>5111454
You fucks
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>>5111465
Just throw out the list of dice and let best option win
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>>5111465
If it took you this long to respond you could've had the list of encounters ready to go with this post.
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>>5111469
>>5111470
Oh noes. You have encountered....

Roll 1d100. LOWEST gets it:

70-100: Some thugs
50-69: Some cultists
20-49: Thugs n Cultists
2-19: A manticore
1: All of them
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>>5111472
I trust in the Anonymous audience to give us a Manticore to fight.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5111472
I guess we have no audience. Such a shame.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

oh shit, im sorry
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>>5111474
>>5111475
Thug life.
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>>5111474
"Your money or your life"

"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."

"Never should have come here"
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>>5111482
Stand aside, nameless thugs with voice lines from that one RPG series that sponsors this quest! We have no quarrel with you, but should you force us to defend ourselves we will not hesitate to rid the world of your filth!
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>>5111482
Cue people complaining that it's "should of" not "should have"
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>>5111484
"You'll be so much easier to rob when you're dead!"

>>5111489
"Uh, ackshually, it's could----"
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>>5111494
Fools!

Engage combat scenario.
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>>5111494
Throw the inactive weeb and mob knights at them
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5111495
>>5111499
DUN DUN

Lilly knight roll 2d100
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Rolled 31, 55 = 86 (2d100)

>>5111503
FUCK THOSE GUYS ARE HEAVY
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Rolled 78, 30 = 108 (2d100)

>>5111503
Aid the Lily Knight in tossing the AFK Knights.
+5 to both rolls.
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>>5111505
Sadly Twinkle's weak baby arms couldn't cut it
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>>5111507
Well you got one of them.
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>>5111508
I'LL CUT YOU
how does barrage work, activate, then 1 turn rest?
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>>5111508
BUT GUSTAF COULD
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>>5111514
Enter combat with the remaining thugs. Take an intimidating stance too scare the non-swole thugs.
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>>5111514
Which one was it though
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>>5111515
>>5111516
I'll let you decide who you threw.

The Weeb or the Mob
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>>5111519
The weeb. He's larger than the Mob and has previous experience with being a projectile, makes for an easier time launching him and hitting with him while also causing more damage.

The Mob is better used as clubs due to their more compact size.
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>>5111519
Weeb.
Activate a Barrage on the nearest unstunned thug.
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>>5111522
>>5111523
After knocking out a thug with the weeb, the knights and thugs enter battle officially!....And then Twinkle immediately rushes the nearest thug, unleashing The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies Secret Technique Number 1 - Barrage.

Roll 6d100
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Rolled 85, 50, 74, 96, 33, 85 = 423 (6d100)

>>5111527
I SWEAR TO GOD
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>>5111531
A surprising amount of success here.
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>>5111531
4 hits!

Roll 4d2 and add your power bonus plus 2 from that ring you got to see how much damage you did
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>>5111527
>>5111531
One goes to the crotch as per tradition
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Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2 + 2 = 9 (4d2 + 2)

>>5111541
What does 10 speed translate to in power?
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>>5111548
And does the ring add for every individual attack or once only?
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>>5111549
Nothing because fuck you.. Also you dont have the perk to add speed bonus to damage. yet. Probably.

Anyway, in total you did: 7 + 6 + 2 = 15 damage to the thug . Dude only got like, 10 HP. RIP

Also the ring bonus applies once only. At the end.
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>>5111551
Impressive, Twinkle. Now I will finish of the remaining thug before he can escape.
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>>5111551
Take a rest while other thugs wishes he stayed in bed.
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>>5111552
>>5111553
"Never should have come here!"
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>>5111566
Swipe at this man with lethal intent.
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>>5111566
i'm tried, time for my beauty sleep
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5111568
Roll 1d100

Add your speed bonus for accuracy.

Maybe even another bonus too, if it exist
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Rolled 32 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5111575
It'd be impressive if I failed this roll.
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>>5111575
Roll 1d4 + your power bonus + 5 to advanced knight training (remember that this +5 applies to literally any roll you do)
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Rolled 1 + 13 (1d4 + 13)

>>5111581
Five and Seven. So 1d4+13.
Wait, so it's just straight up 5 extra damage on damage rolls? That's actually pretty powerful. I wonder how this passed the balance team.
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>>5111584
>still manages to roll a 1 anyway
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>>5111585
This is why I need to stack the modifiers in my favour. I can never escape the dice rigging.
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[victory fanfare]
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>>5111589
Tie up the knocked-out thug and interrogate him
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>>5111589
>>5111592
Tell me about the Gnome, why does he wear the hat!?
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>>5111592
>>5111593
"hubluh buhluh mmmblubgrgh hrmgmg"
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>>5111594
Smack him with the Mob Knights.
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>>5111594
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED THUG
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5111596
>>5111598
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would smack a man....with another man.

Also Gustaf roll 1d100 + power and +5

.....if your result is higher than the thug's by at least 30, then you smack him too hard and he's brought into a coma
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Rolled 32 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5111602
Hopefully you can talk, who are you?
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>>5111605
I'm impressed that you matched natural dice roll with him.
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>>5111605
SMACK!

"It doesn't matter who we are!"
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How do you do fellow knights
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>>5111616
Rmove the thugs Bandana covering his face. He's hiding something...
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>>5111617
Oh hey look, the weeb woke up
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>>5111616
At least you can talk...
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>>5111623
GASP, IT'S...[insert cameo here]
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>>5111626
The gnome
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>>5111623
>>5111625
Of course. All thugs so far have hid their faces. They MUST be hiding something? What could it be? Would they die if you pull it off? Would be...extremely painful?
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>>5111631
He's a big guy
rolling for plot relevance
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>>5111631
If it proves hard to peel, Weeb will assist in removal of the mask
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>>5111631
Rip it off to reveal the great secret!
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>>5111633
>>5111634
>>5111636
4 Masks
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>>5111640
Well, congratulations. You got yourself caught. Now what is the next step of your 'Master Plan'?
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>>5111640
Ok so who sent you, spit it out or else you'll end up like Swiss Cheese or Timber over there.
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>>5111640
Cut through all of his masks!
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>>5111641
>>5111642
>>5111643
Guys please.You're confusing him, one at a time
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>>5111644
Roll to mass intimidate. Weeb, Twinkle, with me. Together we can make him talk.
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>>5111644
Cut through his masks like it's a gordian knot.
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>>5111646
Yeah okay. Guess waving katana in front of his face could be intimidating.
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>>5111647
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>>5111649
>>5111626
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>>5111651
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>>5111654
It can not be... Another Knight from the Pure Lilly Covenant! What is she doing here!?
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>>5111654
HUH?
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>>5111654
Impossible
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>>5111655
>>5111656
>>5111657
EGADS! HOW CAN THIS BE?! ANOTHER KNIGHT FROM THE PURE LILLY COVENT SCHOOL FOR PROPER LADIES?! AND SHE'S A THUG?! SURELY THIS MUST MEANS:

A. It's a trick and you are all under some sort of illusion magic
B. Twinkle was not the only knight sent on the grail quest, this must be another potential graduate, she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
C. This knight is evil, she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
D. This knight has turned her back on the true way of the Lilly Covent School, she no longer likes gals, she likes dudes instead. she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
E. This is actually another mask, the thug is messing with you
F. [Insert own plot thread here]
G. Orkuzashi will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
H. Gustaf will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
I. Twinkle will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
J. Everyone will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
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>>5111665
J. Everyone will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
F. Maybe the real thug was the backflips we did onto the nearest rooftop
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>>5111665
>C. This knight is evil, she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
>D. This knight has turned her back on the true way of the Lilly Covent School, she no longer likes gals, she likes dudes instead. she will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
>J. Everyone will then do a backflip onto the nearest rooftop
Oh no, it appears that there is an evil quartet of enemy knights active in the city and we're in the part of the plot where each of them gets revealed to us one by one!
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>>5111670
>>5111665
My apologies, I had my anonymous hood on.
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>>5111665
>>5111670
Also the dead thugs were just...regular thugs.
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>>5111665
I WANT TO SUCK LADY KNIGHT TOES
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>>5111674
Hashtag Relatable
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>>5111667
forgot the anime
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>>5111672
>>5111671
>>5111667
My god! She is then surely part of the Evil Knight Party that's opposed to our "heroes"! But then why was she disguised as a thug?

"I was disguised as a thug in order to ambush you.....and also to hang around a bunch of dudes"
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>>5111680
That's fucking disgusting, GRAPPLING HOOK HER OFF THE ROOF.
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>>5111680
MY ONE WEAKNESS, BEING UNABLE TO HURT WOMEN
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>>5111681
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>>5111684
HOOK AGAIN, HARDER
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>>5111683
I have no such qualms

>>5111684
Throw the Mob Knights at her.
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>>5111684
Resist temptation to hold her hand, instead strangle the life out of her.
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Rolled 43, 36, 89 = 168 (3d100)

>>5111685
>>5111686
>>5111687
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5111689
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Rolled 23 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5111689
Right, lets get this done.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5111689
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>5111686
Throw the mob at that thot!
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Rolled 49 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5111691
>>5111689
Giving this another attempt with this sessions re-roll.
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>>5111690
+ 10 for speed
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>>5111689
ah fuck dropped my pic
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>>5111692
+8 for speed
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>>5111695
>>5111690
>>5111692
Twinkle LEAPS off the roof, and Orkuzashi throws his grappling hook again! Both were about to succeed in their actions when...Gustaf accidentally throws the mob at them, saving the enemy Lilly Knight
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>>5111703
*sigh*
Hook our Lilly back
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>>5111703
Oh what
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>>5111705
OP railroading
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>>5111703
Hmm.
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>>5111707
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>>5111711
Tie OP to the rails and use him in a morality experiment.
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>>5111711
>>5111713
Hop in the train and hit the gas
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>>5111714
Content Update
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>>5111713
A trolley is approaching. If you do nothing. it will continue on its tracks. Harming no one. Causing zero pain.
But if you pull the lever, it will cause the trolley to change course and run OP over.

What will you do?
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>>5111718
Pull the lever. Destroy OP.
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>>5111718
Pull.
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>>5111718
hit the gas
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>>5111719
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>>5111728
Continue plot
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>>5111728
Back to quest before cops show up.
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>>5111728
Yes. Good.

Now that OP has been punished, back to the quest.
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>>5111736
>>5111734
>>5111732
While you were distracted by OP, the enemy escaped
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>>5111737
Unfortunately with another Lilly Knight in the city, and most likely aligned with the cultists, they can produce Lady Knight Bathwater at will. It is only a matter of time before they finish the ritual and bring an end to this reality. Brothers, we must hurry and find the Gnome, for the hour grows late.
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>>5111737
>>5111742
We don't even know if she's aligned with the cultists, for all we know she could just be snatching the grail for herself.
And don't tell me you believe that bathwater rubbish.
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>>5111742
>>5111746
Nice.

Dialogue
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>>5111752
Quickly, to the Bridge! We must catch and beat up the Gnome for information!
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>>5111752
Follow the trail of harassed men to find the bitch while those two waste time
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>>5111752
Fill a coin on whether to follow the virgin or the larper.
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>>5111753
>>5111754
>>5111756
Dont split the party you fools!
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>>5111758
>>5111756
You heard OP, Twinkle
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>>5111758
Remember to loot the dead thugs, can't believe you forgot to do that with the cultists
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>>5111758
It's OK, the player who plays Gustaf is going to pass out so he'll enter Limbo. No negative consequences here for splitting the party.
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>>5111760
Also throw a mob knight at weeb
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Oh right. OP gotta head out now too. We'll continue this....when we continue it.

See ya soon

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 50 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5111763
Catch her mob of choice and carry him towards the evil Lilly
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soon
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>>5123413
>Maybe more
no
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>>5124031
yes
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>>5124089
maybe
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>>5124131
drink Sake!
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>>5124131
There are no knights here
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5124132
Roll 2d100

The Sake has +50 bonus
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Rolled 35, 72 = 107 (2d100)

>>5124139
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>>5124139
Oh fuck there is one
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Rolled 95, 85 = 180 (2d100)

>>5124139
drink the sake if weeb knight fucks it up
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>>5124141
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>>5124146
Mob Knights decide to follow Weeb Knight because he has alcohol
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>>5124148
>>5124146
ORKUZASHi is wary of the mob knight
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>>5124148
>>5124149
Suspicious behavior
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>>5124153
start bumming sake off weeb knight
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>>5124153
They all lead to the same area
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>>5124153
>>5124154
>>5124153
Why would I share Aru
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>>5124154
>>5124159
The Mob attempts to bum off some alcohol off the weeb.

>>5124157
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>>5124160
while weeb knight is distracted, the other mob knight goes to steal the sake from his bags
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>>5124160
Someone drag the scythe knight
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>>5124160
>>5124162
Orkuzashi wants just one thing ... a hug
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>>5124165
give him a 'hug'
>>5124162
>>5124160
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>>5124162
>>5124165
>>5124167
The Mob Knights attempt to nab the sake from the Weeb. Both roll 1d100 against eachother

>>5124163
Meanwhile, Twinkle's words fall on deaf ears
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5124173
MOB KNIGHTS ALWAYS WIN BABY
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5124174
>>5124173
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>>5124177
no fucking way
NO WAY LMAO
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>>5124178
My sake!
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>>5124174
>>5124177
Suddenly the weeb feels a bit lighter....eh, probably just his immagination
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>>5124183
as they say in weebland
KANPAI!
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>>5124183
Pull Gustaf to the destination
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>>5124185
>>5124188
As the Mob engages in some more alcoholism, The Lilly Knight drags the unconscious scythe knight down the street.

Because nobody else would
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>>5124193
well, lets meet up at crossroads, lilly knight
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>>5124194
Now some might say that OP's lazy for having 2 paths become one instead of 2 actual separate parallel scenarios.

And they'd be right
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>>5124205
Go to the bridge full of broken-hearted men the incel (>>5111754) spoke of.
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>>5124205
>>5124208
finally, an encounter
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>>5124208
>>5124209
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>>5124216
OI ITS THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE TWINKLE
GET HER
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>>5124216
OI SKANK, TIME TO DIE
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>>5124218
>>5124219
"YOU'LL WON'T CATCH ME THAT EASILY! SIMPS! ATTACK!"
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>>5124224
Zentsu HAKAGASHI
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5124224
CHOP EM DOWN
URAH
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>>5124224
ZOMBIE SIMPS, STAB THEM
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Rolled 13, 45, 57 = 115 (3d100)

>>5124225
>>5124227
>>5124232
EVERYONE ROLL 1d100 AGAINST THE SIMPS

Add your best stat as bonus, yadda yadda

The simps has a +5 bonus
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5124234
HIGISHI!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5124234
ITS A DICE GAME
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Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5124234
Oh fuck
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5124235
>>5124240
>>5124241
OH SHIT TWINKLE MISSED! WATCHOUT FOR HIS COUNTERATTACK!
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>>5124244
CAIN GOES IN TO BLOCK FOR TWINKLE!
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>>5124245
THEN ROLL 1d100 STUPID
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5124246
>>5124244
URAH!
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Rolled 33 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5124244
DOOOOGE
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>>5124247
>>5124252
Shieeet
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5124256
DO THE MOB KNIGHT SPECIAL OF TEAMING UP ON THIS DUDE
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>>5124256
Accuse the simp of laying a hand on you to distract him
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>>5124256
>>5124260
I mean distract the others to attack him
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Rolled 29, 59 = 88 (2d100)

>>5124259
>>5124260
>>5124261
ROLL 1d100

The simp will use his highest roll against the mob and his lowest against Twinkle

If twinkle wins the roll then the simp gets a -10 on his roll against the mob
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5124268
HEY LOOK, HE TOUCHED ME, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE REST OF YOU
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5124268
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
MOB ALWAYS WINS BABY
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>>5124271
OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW BUT INSIDIOUS KILLER
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>>5124271
Congratulations, my Mob. You've done it.
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>>5124275
where the fuck have you been, idiot
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>>5124270
>>5124271
Turns out it was the Mob who were distracted instead
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>>5124279
damn... can't stop simping over twinkle...
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>>5124277
I have been banished to the realm of sleep until now. I am deeply disappointed that no one attempted to throw me at the enemy, as is customary at this point to do with Knights who are AFK.

>>5124279
Time for combat against the simps, swipe them down!
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>>5124279
Take a rest to charge up your barrage and get some beauty sleep over being salty about bad rolls
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5124285
>>5124280
As the mob rolls around on the ground in pain, Gustaf wakes up and attempts to swipe at the simp!

Roll 1d100

The simp is currently being distracted so he has no bonuses
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Rolled 41 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5124289
Excellent, time for murder.
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>>5124292
>>5124289
THIS GUY'S LIKE A MEGA TIER SIMP
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>>5124292
I guess there is in fact, not the time for murder.

>>5124294
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>>5124294
He's a Tier 3 Simp, empowered by Gamer Girl Bathwater and Jar Farts. Be careful, Brothers!
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>>5124292
>>5124294
This man is clearly a Tier 3 sub
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>>5124300
Surround him, Brothers! We will strike him from all sides. No way his simp powers can protect him then.
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>>5124300
>>5124303
I AGREE WITH GUSTAF
Mob Knights will create a SAKE COCKTAIL and light this dude ablaze
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>>5124300
>>5124288
Still in that beauty sleep
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5124300
Let's see if my folded steel can take care of this simpu
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>>5124306
Yeesh
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5124303
>>5124304
>>5124305
>>5124306
Gustaf rallies the knights to gang up on the simp!

The Mob complies and attempt to make a Molotov Cocktail from Orkuzashi's Sake bottle! Roll 1d100 to not fuck it up

Twinkle takes a nap to recharge her daily powers

Orkuzashi attempts to show the simp the superior nippon steel. He came up short and was made fun of.
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5124318
Kill this man.
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5124319
>>5124318
What the actual fuck is this bullshit. Re-roll hours.
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>>5124321
OP rigging the dice real hard today, it's up to our heroes the Mob now.
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>>5124321
wowwwwwww
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5124318
URAH
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>>5124325
Finally, the simp burns. Surely this is the end of his evil
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>>5124327
Now, where did that Lady Knight go?
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>>5124327
Quickly, use our Knight-sense to figure out where not!-Twinkle went.
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>>5124328
>>5124330
OH NO! The simp's flesh burns away, revealing a metallic Endoskeleton underneath! He was a Terminator the whole time!

OP will now be sued by James Cameron!
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>>5124337
SHIT BOYS
WE GOTTA DEAL WITH TERMINATOR SIMP
JUMP EM'
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goddamit I overslept again
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>>5124337
The T-800 is attacked by a T-1000, so we don't have to worry about it surviving the Sake Bomb.
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>>5124337
Take out the GPU, he will never financially recover from this
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>>5124337
Strangle OP by the neck for being a simp
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>>5124346
>>5124342
>>5124340
OP is immediately arrested for copyright infringement
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>>5124350
Wait, there she is! In the alleyway behind OP being arrested! The un-named Lily Knight! After her, Brothers!
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>>5124350
>>5124351
GOOD EYE GUSTAF
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>>5124350
Also it's not a terminator, just a skeleton.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5124351
>>5124352
OR IS IT?

Roll 1d100 for your eyes
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5124355
we ain't blind, OP
come on
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5124355
Weeb joins the staring contest
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5124355
It's actually just a free win with a +5, who'd have thunk it.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5124355
Come on
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>>5124357
>>5124361
>>5124364
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>>5124366
PROCEED TO THROW LILLY KNIGHT AT HOSTILE LILLY KNIGHT
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>>5124366
Steal OP's cuffs and follow the thot knight
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>>5124366
Get that Motherfucker!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5124369
I gotta head out soon so let this be the final roll of this session.

Roll 1d100 to throw Twinkle at Not-Twinkle
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5124379
URAAAAAAAAAH
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>>5124366
>>5124369
DON'T WORRY I'LL KICK HER IN THE FACE WHEN YOU THROW ME
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5124379
GOOOOO
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>>5124379
dammit OP
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>>5124383
And that's it for this session. See you all again on the weekends or something. Toodles

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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hey OP can u draw this but with mob knight instead. Cuz thats how I feel missing past 2 sessions in a row
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Hey OP can you add weeb doing biden impression. Cause I'm empty after missing last session and first half of the previous one
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>>5126366
>>5126431
All in due time
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looks like someone is going to miss it
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>>5131895
RIP
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>>5131895
So who are we missing this time?
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OP has failed us once again.
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>>5132218
That fucker
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mob
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>>5132231
THOSE fuckers
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>>5132237
It is time.
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>>5132237
lets fuckin do this
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>>5132240
>>5132246
Let us rewind a bit, to when Twinkle has been launched at Not-Twinkle
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>>5132248
SURROUND NOT-TWINKLE WITH OUR MOB POWER
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>>5132248
Follow the Mob's example, surround the Twinkle and Not!-Twinkle.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5132251
>>5132253
Roll 1d100 against the crushing entropy of the universe

It has a +10 bonus
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Rolled 95 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5132255
Such a titanic struggle has never been seen before.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5132255
URAH
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5132255
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>>5132257
>>5132264
The universe has allowed you to succeed.

For now
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>>5132271
give not-twinkle the good ol mob interrogation
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A wild Weeb appears!
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>>5132271
Now to figure out which one is Twinkle and which one isn't.
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>>5132283
that's easy, our twinkle is currently afk
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>>5132286
True, an excellent observation Brother Abel.
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>>5132286
Great idea!
Weeb stabs both Lilies in the gut to see which one screams out in agony.
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>>5132290
Surely this is a great idea
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>>5132294
I can see nothing wrong with this idea, the weeb will roll a 1 and fail the check and then we'll interrogate the fake Twinkle.
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>>5132294
Well go ahead then weeb
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5132294
>>5132297
>>5132298
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>>5132302
Who the fuck said you could roll bitch boy
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>>5132303
>OP seething because he couldn't rig the dice in time
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>>5132303
I know a question to ask that only the real twinkle would know
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>>5132304
Yeah well now your sword doesn't exist
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>>5132309
yeah cause we stole it
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>>5132312
But did you tho.

Weeb and Mob roll 1d100
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>>5132312
Brother Abel, we can not proceed unless you return the Weeb's Sword.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5132313
>>5132314
he is not worthy of the sword
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5132313
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>>5132317
Beautiful
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>>5132315
>>5132317
Dude don't put that sword in your mouth, you don't know where it's been
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>>5132322
Weeb takes off the horns from his helmet and stabs both Lilies in the gut.
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>>5132322
Pinch twinkles cheek
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>>5132322
Observe the event.
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>>5132322
when's OP gonna draw a new image
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>>5132329
when you put Lilies in the spotlight
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Rolled 50, 25 = 75 (2d100)

>>5132323
>>5132325
Roll 1d100

>>5132329
But this is a new image. If it's the same image then 4chan wouldn't allow me to post it due to repost rules
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5132338
pnch
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5132338
REEEE
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5132338
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>>5132340
>>5132341
As Orkuzashi stabs both Lilly knights, the Not-Twinkle regains conciousness and yells out. While one of the Mob pinches Twinkle's cheek
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>>5132358
The weeb can actually accomplish things, who'd have thunk it.

Time to interrogate not!-Twinkle.
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>>5132358
OKAY INTERROGATE HER FINALLY
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>>5132358
Intimidate notwinkle with bonk threats
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>>5132358
>>5132359
>>5132360
Keep stabbing not-twinkle while the others ask questions!
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Wait are we trying to interrogate or murder the imposter. Cuz samurai knight is making it confusing
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>>5132365
>>5132358
And make her hit herself
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>>5132365
>>5132363
>>5132360
>>5132359
NOt-Twinkle doesn't say anythign as she's busy getting stabbed.

Twinkle is also still bleeding due to having the other pointy end of the crescent moon still being in her gut
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>>5132369
those are just stab wounds
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>>5132381
throw weeb knight outta there
he's actually fucking it up
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>>5132381
Throw weeb knight in the bin face down
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>>5132381
Yes we will just watch this scene unfold. Brother Abel, care for some Popcorn?
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>>5132383
Orkusashi is simply confused give him a hug and he'll calm down
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>>5132383
>>5132384
>>5132385
Weeb and Mob roll 1d100 again
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5132391
YEET
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5132391
fuck outta here boy
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>>5132393
>>5132394
The Mob is in top form today, good showing boys.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5132391
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5132391
Twinkle San! The stabbing is Give you negative damage I am helping!
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>>5132397
NO FUCKING WAY
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>>5132393
>>5132394
>>5132399
EAT FUCKING SHIT
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>>5132397
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>5132394
>>5132393
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>5132397
you fucking chetaed
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>>5132397
What an absolute upset this is.
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>>5132397
>>5132393
>>5132394
The Weeb stands firm.

Due to being unconcious and not actively resisting like Not-Twinkle. Twinkle is bleeding out even harder
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>>5132409
well, how about this
we return the sword
and we actually get plot done by NOT stabbing not-twinkle
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>>5132409
Maybe we ought to do something about Twinkle bleeding out.
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>>5132409
Ok, stop and now take a sip of water
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>>5132411
...deal. Return the blade and weeb will stand down.
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>>5132411
>>5132412
>>5132413
The weeb stops to take a sip of water. Sadly he did not have any water. But he did have a sake bottle.

That the mob already stole and used to burn a particularly resilient simp. But perhaps offering back the sword would make amends?

In any case, Not-Twinkle uses the brief moment of respite to jump down into the canal, with Twinkle still stuck with her via stabby moon helmet crest
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>>5132419
its been almost 3 hours of thread and we have achieved nothing (0) make some fucking PLOT happen
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>>5132419
JUMP IN AFTER HER
GOD DAMN IT WEEB
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>>5132419
Slap the weeb and then follow the canal to try and cut off the Twinkle Pair.
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>>5132419
Weeb takes the sword, thank you, and then runs after the period sisters.
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>>5132420
C'maaaan, it's been barely 2 hours
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>>5132432
OP's delaying us that sweet plot
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>>5132432
Ninja chase the damn not-twinkle
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>>5132434
Anyway. Before you start your pursuit, Not-Twinkle has already separate herself from Twinkle and is currently swimming away while letting the unconscious Twinkle float lazily down the canal.

Sure is swimming pretty fast for somebody with a stab wound in the gut
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>>5132449
Pee into the canal
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>>5132449
GUSTAF YOU SAVE OUR TWINKLE
THE MOB WILL GO AFTER THE ROGUE NOT-TWINKLE
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>>5132449
Brother Cain, Brother Abel. Prepare for aerial pursuit.

Pick up the Mob in preparation for launch.
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>>5132454
I'll fish her out and heal her off-screen for maximum efficency.
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>>5132453
>>5132454
>>5132457
Gustaf picks up the Mob Knight. While one of them is mid-pee. Oh jesus it's everywhere now. Oh god so gross. Ew
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>>5132462
get to the throwing
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>>5132462
Throw the Mob, the piss barrage will make it an even more effective tactic.
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>>5132462
Pee directly in front of not-twinkle to stun her
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>>5132465
>>5132468
Alright what's with the sudden pee-based tactics. You degenerates got something you wanna tell the rest of the class?
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>>5132481
they're Australian, OP
piss based tactics is what they do
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>>5132481
Plot
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>>5132486
>Australian
Damn how are they viewing 4chan upside down
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>>5132481
What's with your inability to continue the plot, OP? The faster we finish this scene, the faster the pee tactics will end. It seems to me you're dragging this out because you like it.
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>>5132481
Was gonna shuriken her limbs so she couldn't swim, but urinating seemed funnier.

>>5132486
It's like 2am in australia, I'd be dead by now.
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>>5132489
they turn their monitors right side up I'm guessing
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>>5132490
Based brain-haver.
Bet OP has like 20 non-4chan tabs open by now.
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>>5132498
>only 20
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Rolled 49, 9 = 58 (2d100)

>>5132494
Sad Life.

Anyway everyone roll 1d100

Gustaf add your Power and the +5 bonus
Weeb add jack squat because your penis doesn't have any bonuses
The Mob recite the Alphabet backwards and forwards to pass your sobriety test

Whichever of my roll is higher gets a +10 bonus
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>>5132505
Fuck that I'm going to sleep instead.
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Rolled 37 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>5132505
Loud and clear, adding will bonus to piss on demand!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5132505
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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Rolled 91 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5132505
Time to launch
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>>5132508
>>5132513
>>5132514
>>5132516
Not-Twinkle is pulled out of the water by Night Knight! But Gustaf managed to throw the Mob right next to them! Twinkle is left to float downstream! Orkuzashi's piss didn't even have enough pressure to go that far anyway!
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>>5132537
MOB KNIGHTS INTERRUPT NIGHT KNIGHT FROM PICKING UP NOT-TWINKLE WITH A SHOULDER BASH
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>>5132537
Aid Twinkle before she actually just dies.
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>>5132537
With all the leftover focus and pent-up frustration, Orkuzashi quickly whips out three shuriken stars and throws them at Night Knight to make him drop Not-Twinkle.
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>>5132547
dropped my tag in the sewer
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Rolled 48, 94 = 142 (2d100)

>>5132539
>>5132543
>>5132550
ROLL 1D100

Mob has +5 Power Bonus
Scythe has +5 Speed Bonus
Weeb has +7 Speed Bonus
Lilly Knight has no bonus as she is unconscious

The Night Knight has a +9 Power Bonus
Not-Twinkle has +10 Speed Bonus
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5132556
URAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5132556
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

oh yeah forgot to roll for the canal
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5132556
*japanese war screeching*
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Rolled 50 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5132556
>>5132561
I was about to say 'Twinkle be about to die because lol 94', but I auto-pass against the Canal. Advanced Knight Training doing good work thus far.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5132556
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>>5132564
>>5132566
FUCKING CALCULATED
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The Mob Knights slam hard into the Night Knight, Knocking him backwards! But Not-Twinkle managed to flip up onto shore and even deflect the shurikens Orkuzashi has thrown!

Oh and Gustaf managed to fish Twinkle out of the canal
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>>5132596
NOW FOCUS OUR ATTENTION ON NOT-TWINKLE
MOB TECHNIQUE: JUMP THEM
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>>5132596
what a fucking bullshi-
Orkuzashi joins the Mob effort and rushes Not-Twinkle with his trusty chinese katana.
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>>5132596
Use not!Lay on Hands to close Twinkles wound.

It's not much, but it's honest work.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5132607
>>5132596
This
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Rolled 42, 26 = 68 (2d100)

>>5132600
>>5132615
>>5132611
You might ask what took OP so long despite the image having no budget. Well you see, I forgot what Jump Em does and had to open up thread number 2 to check.

Anyway Mob Knight Roll 2d100, highest result is picked
Weeb roll 1d100

Mob has +5 Power Bonus
Weeb has +7 Speed Bonus

The Night Knight has a +9 Power Bonus
Not-Twinkle has +10 Speed Bonus

Yadda yadda

Oh and Gustaf healed Twinkle's gaping stomach wound, how nice
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Rolled 50 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>5132633
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Rolled 81, 46 = 127 (2d100)

>>5132633
oh shit was taking a shit
BOOM
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...and then everyone shat themselves to death.
The end.
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