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>>5090023
Our brave contestants, doomed as they are:

>Rondo von Metzeler

A man of honor, courage, and integrity; who rebelled against his own family to keep his morals; a man who stayed strong in the face of debilitating physical and mental trauma. Gallant, level-headed, unyielding, sharp, courteous, and an excellent swordsman.

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>>5090025

>Lieren

His words, poetry; his heart, gold. Kind towards humanity, and would bring it to prosperity no matter how many enemies he needs to hang.

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>>5090030

>Jocko Muckface

Best described as a retarded, hideous bum, covered completely in filth and bodily fluids. Does he have a heart of gold? No, he'll shank you for a sandwich. On the plus side, his retardation and lack of ambition makes him loyal and low-maintenance.

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>>5090035

>Administrator

An amnesiac, hopeless wreck of a man who is also bound to his duty. Loves coffee, paperwork, and leaks acidic black tar from his body.

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>>5090038

>Quattro del Petto

He has no style, he has no grace, this competitor has a funny face-
Oops, wrong text. Well, this alcoholic skeleton knows his kung-fu, and despite suffering the low of the lows, he's still loyal to his friends, to the end. Always chill in the face of adversity.

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>>5090041

>Hotspur/Eric Miller

A brash teenage hothead delivering some two-fisted justice on the mean streets of Chicago. But with an alcoholic dad and a troubled home life, balancing responsibilities as a superhero and home life is difficult.
He tries hard to be a good friend and a good student, and a decent athlete in his school's basketball team - but seeing the ugly side of humanity every night can bring one to the brink of a mental breakdown.

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>>5090043

>John Martins

A former lab technician turned coporate superhero, he will not hesitate to put others before himself, even at his own detriment. Cares very dearly for his siblings, despite having no clue what they're doing behind his back.

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>>5090046

>Boss

A robot who once lead a gang of other robots, but had a change of heart and detonated them all. He seeks a way to transfer his consciousness into a real body. Also a bit of a showoff.

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>>5090048

>Emille Andrei

A pious knight with more sense of right and wrong than survival instincts, a man whose foolish ego had led him into a regrettable duel, but also guided his principles towards the peasantry. Somewhat of a chick magnet, despite him not being the sharpest knife in socializing or politics. Will have the back of his friends and allies in the pit, even if it meant destruction. His shield is as lethal as any sword.

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>>5090049

>Kinja Duolian

An eugenically perfected yet reclutant supreme ruler, he was initially passed over for leadership - but still he became an expert filmmaker and his world's richest monke. Pragmatic but merciful, brilliant and charismatic.
His exploits include successfully leading his civilization into a golden age, averting a race war with a racy propaganda film, and then marrying the super-monke actress of that film later in life.

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>>5090050

>Gil

He's mostly confused and in a shitty beetle situation, and that's before this tournament. Now, he's even more confused than ever. Will he survive this? We just don't know.

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>>5090053

>Boris Ponderosa

Highschool heartthrob, star quarterback, and also savior of the Skeleton Apocalypse! Despite an injury that ended his football career, he bounced back and entered the Good Boy Doggie Bone sanitation team. He is a dyed-in-the-wool leader and a true protagonist.

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>>5090054

>The Messenger

A man of the cloth, merchant of advanced pharmaceuticals, the true successor to the Papal throne! Definitely not a warlord of a meth cult, nope. Selfless and brave, he leads a crusade to bring the glory of his religion in a desolated continent.

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>>5090056

>Edwin of Engel

A wealthy and jobless son of a storehouse company owner, he is an enthusiastic, knowledgeable, and sadly inept, self-taught student of the arcane arts. A nerdy boytoy, rumor has it that he has a big dick.

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>>5090058

>Thing

The youngest of our contender, a true survivalist whose savagery is held in check by his (its?) regard for life. Technically could be a male.

Fuck off.

>>5090061

>Ungluck the God of Evil

He might have been all-powerful, but in this unhallowed ground, he is as mortal as his fellow competitors. Let's see how he'll guile his way out of this one, hm?

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>>5090070
Goddamnit, forgot the pic.

>>5090067
Thank you for the bump and poster count!

>>5090038
>nearly 5 1/4 ft

Uhh, I forgot to add that he's at least 7 ft tall as well (probably bigger). Oops.

>>5090072
>Thank you for the bump and poster count!
Where do you think you are that this would ever matter?

>>>/ic/catalog

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>>5090072
STAGE ONE: HUNGER GAMES

And thusly introduced, our sixteen contestants enter a circular coliseum. In the center, five weapon caches lie buried just under the surface, helpfully marked as such - but what they don't know is that there are traps, hidden and unmarked, scattered about the arena.

>HOW THIS WORKS
This is /qst/, and we don't do simple grabs of popularity here. When you vote for your chosen contestant, also roll 1d100 - we will tally all of the roll results made in the name of a contestant, and that will determine how they fared in the current stage.*

*rules may change per stage, but rolling is required.

And with that out of the way,
>VOTE
>AND
>ROLL!

>>5090073
man it doesn't matter that much. glad to have art of him anyways.

also cool art, QM. even if this guy gets kicked out first round I'm still pleased.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5090082
Diggin' the art, man! May the best man win!

>BORIS

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Administrator
I'm the QM who made him, I'm obligated to do so.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5090082
>The Messenger

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5090082

>John

>>5090046
Awesome.

>>5090082
El Thing

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5090094

>>5090088
Awesome...

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5090082
My man Quattro will finally show all of these chumps how to not eat shit. He'll restore the honor of the Chillsaders and show Shotasniffer who's the real boss.

>>5090082
Oh yeah, forgot to say, but voting closes in 24 hours. In the meantime, have fun!
>>5090077
Yes, even you. Even if you never mattered.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5090082
Rollin for Emile

Where you other kniggas at?

>>5090098
Never change, Quattro. Never change.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Rondo

>>5090098
AIIIIIEEEEE, SKELEBROS, I KNEEL.

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>>5090088
Holy shit, he has Gary with him doesn't he?

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5090053
>Gil
great job OP you got his height right and everything

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5090082
IN THE NAME OF P-CORP, I SHALL ROLL FOR ADMIN
KICK ASS, YOU 7-FOOT TALL COFFEE-ADDICTED GOD

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5090082
ADMIN, GO!
>>5090082
Seems kind of unfair to contestants whose players don't show up then? Just first roll or average of whoever shows up maybe?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5090082
Lieren! Go get your shit!
My autism demands I mention that the Asian super soldier is, I think canonically somewhere between 3 to 4 meters tall. You know despite being asian.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5090058
Ha! Nice, got the height bang on.

>>5090082
Edwin of Engel

>>5090129
Actually, I wouldn't mind voting for my other favorites (total of 3), but I don't think the rules would support that notion. Could be wrong though.

>>5090130
>88
>fighting one of Khorne's champion's army in quest right now
Fuck!

dice+1d100

>>5090082
It's inevitable but
>Quattro

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5090136
Fuck me I'm a tard.

>>5090129

24 hours is a pretty big berth of time in my opinion.

In the meantime, I hope janny comes and deletes these spam posts.

>>5090101

By the way, are winners based on vote amount or average of all votes? Second, is it possible to vote for more than one opponent, or is it one opponent per ID only?

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5090082
>BORIS

>>5090144
My MAN!

https://youtu.be/mHjH3DyKChU

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5090082
LIEREN

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Gil

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5090082
>BOSS

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Lieren

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5090082
Lieren

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Edwin of Engel

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Kinja Duolian

>>5090082
1d100

>Administrator

>>5090251
d100

>>5090254
>>5090251
"dice+1d100", without quotation marks, in the Options section.

>>5090251
dice+1d100

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5090251

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5090082
>UNGLUCK
if i roll 100 then all the contestants get turned into lolis by way of based evil god magic.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Kinja Duolian

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5090082
and fuck it, despite it being in bad taste i'll go ahead and roll for my own OC as well.
>THING

>>5090268
>>5090274
You probably can't roll for two contestants.

>>5090283
eh, if gentlemen says only one vote per person then i'll just stick to ungluck, but we'll see what he says on that.

>>5090139
For the first stage, just an accumulation of rolls. Then we tally em up. Afterwards, the ones who rank below 8th most tallies (as in, 9th to 16th) gets eliminated.

>>5090288
One vote per person (or IP) please. I'll be checking post IDs.

>>5090313
oh alright, then my vote and roll >>5090268 is just for ungluck then. thanks for clearing that up quickly.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5090082
Voting for Lieren.
My man has a shipfu, even if he loses, he already won.

>>5090313
What about phonefags tho

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Lieren
For Shangrala! For prosperity!

>>5090050
his snout looks like a little face, lol

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5090082
>JOCKO
I shall be the champion of the downtrodden

>>5090325
Using a phone rn myself because it's the only thing that can post on 4chan unhindered

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Edwin of Engel

Edwin's my bae.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Administrator

Ayyyy, it's my favorite wreck! Did he grab Awake From Your Nightmare before he was hauled off to this battle royal?

>>5090088
>>5090375
I'm guessing so, judging from these rad rolls!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Boss
He based.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5090082
>The Messenger

My man here is clearly Father material.

Captcha also be like N888T, so we agree.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Sir Andrei
SHIELD GOES CLANG LADIES GO BLANK

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Edwin of Engel

Damnit Edwin, I thought that you'd roll higher!

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Administrator

Simp for the king of low grade coffee with his ButtBuddy S-4M even if he loses he has a companion

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5090082
weeheee ungluck time

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>>5090102 is me

>>5090434
Good to see you knigga, hopefully more of us will show up for our boy Emile "Bearer of Lightning" Andrei.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5090082
>The Messenger

There's my favorite cult peddling meth preacher warlord!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Kinja

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Kinja Dulioan
You have been trained for this exact scenario.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5090050
Kinja Duolian

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5090082
>John Martins
Let’s go fishy!

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>>5090556

HYPEHYPEPHYPE RISE UP MUTANT BROTHERS

surprise surprise he's not a fish though
pic rel

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5090082
UNGLUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER, I'M THE ONE WHO ORIGINALLY VOTED TO MAKE YOU GOD OF MALEVOLENCE, DO NOT FAIL ME! DO NOT FAIL YOURSELF!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>Emile Andrei

>>5090598
>>5090451
>>5090268
ungluck bros we're gonna stomp

>>5090082
Lieren pls
Too good for the world he lives in

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5090669
Fucks sake

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5090082
>Lieren
It's time for P R O S P E R I T Y

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5090082
quattro LETS GOOOOO

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5090082
Gil is the beetle man for me!

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5090082
>the messenger

DEUS VULT

Alright, since the voting's lulled, it's time to gather 'round the proverbial fire and gimme some of that sweet, sweet lore.

I'll start off with a question:
>What's the toughest thing your contestant could fight and win against?

>>5090821
Had an ultra bitch wife. Just the worst.

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>>5090821
>What's the toughest thing the Messenger could fight and win against?

Martin Luther.

>>5090821
For Ungluck, he could beat and kill pretty much anything, mortals, gods, unholy monsters and giant autistic space robots. The only time he was truly defeated was when he tried to overthrow his dad, the Demiurge. But it's all good, that battle was a non canon simulation made as a joke by said Demiurge.

For my own OC, the Thing, at the moment it could stand toe to toe with a squad of well armed and trained soldiers, and anything it kill and eats or Communes with he gains their adaptations and mutations, as well as absorbing their "soul" into his own mindhive. So theoretically, if he could even just lick up the blood of a god or say, a Primarch, he would gain their abilities and mutations/adaptations, which basically means that the tougher things he kills and eats, the stronger he becomes so he can kill and eat more things to become stronger and so on into fleshy infinity. Just don't hit him with a flamethrower.

dice+1d100
Kinja Duolian

I really wish I knew what character belongs to what quest.

>>5090827
>can become ultra infinite flesh god
>still cannot develop fire retardance to save his pitiful biomass
I suppose his retardance is of a different sort, innit?

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>>5090821
>What's the toughest thing Edwin of Engel could fight and win against?

His big titty waifu, a Reptilian Infiltrator with knowledge, combat and magical prowess, and a succubus that eats the souls of her victims.

He'd accomplish this by giving her some puppy dog eyes. Big dick not required (though very useful).

>>5090082
>Thing

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5090839
Fucks phones bros

>>5090835
how many biological creatures are out there that are resistant to flame? where the Thing comes from flame wasn't really a problem

>>5090834

Here's the list, my good anon. Do with it what you will.

>Emille Andrei: Sworn to Valour
>Boss: Abandoned Robot Quest
>Boris Ponderosa: Bones Quest
>John Martins: Mutant!Quest
>Gil: Drowned Quest Redux
>The Messenger: Sun Belt Crusaders
>Hotspur/Eric Miller: With Great Power
>Administrator: HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest (I hope this is the right Facility Management Quest)
>Quattro del Petto: Skeleton Island 2
>Edwin of Engel: Reptilian Infiltrator Quest
>Jocko Muckface: Gangs of the Wasteland
>Kinja Duolian: Supreme Space Monke Ruler
>Rondo von Metzeler, Panzer Commander
>Lieren, 2nd Primarch Quest
>Thing: Starving Creature Quest
>Ungluck, Created

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>>5090821
>What's the toughest thing the Administrator could fight and win against?

The literal embodiment of Nothing, to which his forced repeated exposure cause an anomalous reaction in his body, which is causing an immune response of acidic black tar to leak from his body. And he kept going back in that cell because someone had to do it.

>>5090855
A job is a job. Bound by Duty.

>>5090821
>What's the toughest thing Quattro del Petto could fight and win against?
>win

Lol, he can't even fight himself and win.

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>>5090821
>What's the toughest thing your contestant could fight and win against?
In theory, Gil could win against about any normal moderate-sized creature by biting out their eyes and clogging their nose and throat until they suffocate. In practice, he's not quite psychologically prepared to do this... if he has to be involved in combat at all, he'd much rather play a support role. His sense of self-preservation (or impolitely his cowardice) is too strong to pick fights unless it's a desperate situation.

>what do you mean "biting out their eyes and clogging their nose and throat" he looks like this >>5090053
That's his weird robot skin suit. He's about 400 sapient beetles with a stutter.

>>5090082
rolling for Hotspur

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5090930
must have messed up the dice, trying again with that roll

>>5090821
Feelings of inadequacy and being beetles.

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>>5090821
>What's the toughest thing your Lieren could fight and win against?
Shit I don't know yet man. Dude is only ten or some years old now. He got his ass rolled on by Be'lakor, but to be fair to him he was the first Chaos undivided daemon prince. My big china man is at least good enough to crunch greater daemons and demon champions. He's still a growing boy after all.

>>5090821
>Jocko
>win
hygiene? coherence? sanity?

>>5090821
>Administrator
In his current, tar ridden state? Not much. He's trained in combat but his tar condition has left him pretty lackluster in physical combat (mental based combat would be a different story)

In his prime? What >>5090855 said. He used to handle some of the more dangerous anomalies before becoming what he is today (up and including fighting a giant tree beast spreading throughout the whole facility with nothing but molotovs), so he's used to fighting things way stronger and way bigger than him.

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>>5090821
Democracy.

>>5090339
Yeah, but I (>>5090325) meant the fact my IP is changing :>

The gates of voting are closing, rataplan, rataplan.
Tallying and counting now. It seems using the average method is better and fairer than just a total tally.

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>>5090821
Well it goes without saying that if anyone can take down the nefarious lich holding Clearwater, California hostage, it's BORIS PONDEROSA. Having already taken down the nefarious skeleton pirate Captain Mendoza with his bare hands along with countless other bony baddies, the real question to ask here is what CAN'T he win against?

This is a man who has killed all doubts--a man who keeps getting back up even in the rare case he gets knocked down! Even with a career-ending injury, Boris bounced back, damn it, and using the magical mask bestowed upon him and the help of his stalwart allies Curt and Bea, there's no mountain this font of confidence can't move!

Dude totally lifts, too.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5090082
Boss

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>>5091287
Dear god...
What a bloodbath.
Lieren starts off strong, and even managed to reach a spear! But, seeing the seemingly weak Gil cowering in the corner, Lieren moves to protect - but stepped on a land mine! Sorry, several land mines! The genetic demigod fell unconscious from the shockwaves! The explosion also scared off Thing!
Quattro tripped on his first step into the arena, and fell straight into the secret Lifewater stash that the Liquid Vendor hid under the arena! He's hopelessly lost in the sauce!
Emile Andrei and Rondo von Metzeler raced towards the swords stash, but Rondo was the faster one! Deprived of a shield, Emile tried his best but finally yields to Rondo!
The Messenger saw Ungluck and fell into a crisis of faith! Just as he reasoned it out, he slipped on the Administrator's black tar and knocked himself out!
Right at that moment, Kinja managed to get into a philosophical debate with Ungluck and the Administrator and lost! As per a gentlemanly agreement, Kinja forfeits!
Feeling the rush of mana, Edwin tries to cast a spell on Hotspur who found a wooden bat and was busy fending off Jocko's attacks, but Hotspur managed to throw Jocko right on Edwin! The spell was botched, and instead of a fireball, Edwin and Jocko are now entombed in crystal!
Boris and John traded blows, but just as John was gaining the upper hand, the stage gong rings, signaling the end of the match!

--- SURVIVED ---

>1) Ungluck / 3 votes total: 274 avg: 91
>2) John Martins / 2 votes total: 182 avg: 91
>3) Gil / 3 votes total: 248 avg: 82.66
>4) Boris Ponderosa / 2 votes total: 142 avg: 71
>5) Boss / 2 votes total: 138 avg: 69
>6) Rondo von Metzeler / 1 vote total: 60 avg: 60
>7) Administrator / 5 votes total: 279 avg: 55.8
>8) Hotspur - Eric Miller / 1 vote total: 55 avg: 55

--- ELIMINATED ---

>9) Emile Andrei / 3 votes total: 155 avg: 51.66
>10) Lieren / 8 votes total: 403 avg: 50.375
>11) The Messenger / 4 votes total: 197 avg: 49.25
>12) Edwin of Engel / 4 votes total: 167 avg: 41.75
>13) Kinja Duolian / 5 votes total: 162 avg: 32.4
>14) Jocko Muckface / 1 vote total: 31 avg: 31
>15) Quattro del Petto / 3 votes total: 69 avg: 23
>16) Thing / 2 votes total: 45 avg: 22.5

>>5091401
Quattro you actual fucking loser dingus how could you be this bad.

>>5091401
The quarterfinal stage, Red Light Green Light, starts in about 12 hours while the survivors recuperate. In the meantime, what sort of mechanics would you like to see in the quarterfinals?

>□ Keep current mechanic (vote + roll, sort by average roll result)
>□ Set a number to roll against, count the number of times the roll passes (roll over)
>□ Use the roll tally method (vote + roll, sort by sum of roll result)
>□ Just count the votes
>□ Best of 3 per competitor
>□ Other (fill in)

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>counting the average result as the winning result
>10 votes / rolls for one character averaging 50 would still lose against a single vote / roll for a different character that scored higher
Oh boy, I sense a shitstorm coming

>>5091410
>□ Set a number to roll against, count the number of times the roll passes (roll over)
Incentivizes more votes while still keeping it somewhat random.

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>>5091410

>mechanics
I'll take some time to think on this one. I still think average should be considered here cause if a player gets a lot of votes and gets critfail while someone gets like a bunch of 85<x tier votes, then you know that the guy that rolled a lot of crits is the loser.

>>5091411
Shitstorm indeed.

>>5091410
>Best of 3 per competitor

This current method is actually detrimental to people rolling for the character they want to win. Lieren for example had the overwhelmingly largest vote share, which caused him to lose because his average was lower than some of the other characters who was only voted for two or three times. The current system gives advantages to less popular characters since there are less rolls to dilute the average dice roll if you manage a high roll.

>Set a number to roll against, count the number of times the roll passes (roll over)
>Use the roll tally method (vote + roll, sort by sum of roll result)
These two incentivices samefaggotry because the more people roll, the higher the chance of passing the neccessary check to win.

Best of 3 and then combining that with the voteshare to determine a winner is probably the least bad system.

Yeah, taking an average of votes is a really bad idea. It just means the least popular character with the best roll wins.

>>5091401
>□ Set a number to roll against, count the number of times the roll passes (roll over)

Otherwise it's just a poll. This option however still makes more votes = more chances.


I'm just happy Gil got further than Charlotte because that's a gonna be some good art fuel.

>>5091422
Just require people to use the same IDs, or linkback.

> Implying people haven't alrrady samefagged.

TBF the averaging did make samefagging actually worse for the character, if anyone samefagged the last vote.

>>5091429
It didn't just make samefagging worse, it made voting worse. A character with 1 vote passed and a character with 8 votes didn't.

>>5091401
Thank God Lieren lost, now I don't have to have another bookmarked thread to keep checking.
Good luck to Boris though, Bones Quest is based.

>>5091411
It's true you know. If I, the only retard who rolled for Jocko, would've rolled a 100, he would have reigned supreme. Imagine the salt.

>>5091411
>>5091417
>>5091422
>>5091424
Hmm, yeah, in retrospect I agree. Something to note, then, for next year's Waifu/Husbando tourneys.

Just out of curiosity, if we're using Bo3/contestant:

1) Boris 99
2) Gil 98
3) Ungluck 97
4) John 94
5) Admin 90
6) Lieren 88
7) Boss 86
8) Emile 84

9) Messenger 64
10) Rondo 60
11) Hotspur 55
12) Quattro 49
13) Kinja 38
14) Edwin 37
15) Jocko 31
16) Thing 29

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>>5091401
Loving the play-by-play--shame about Kinja, but them's the rules of debates, right?

Also loving the mental image of John vs. Boris--can't decide if Stan would kiss or kill John if he managed to take her ARCH-NEMESIS down!

>>5091410
>Best of 3 per competitor
It's a toughie, but like these anons >>5091422
>>5091424 said, the average seems to favor characters who only get a few votes. Bo3 seems moderately fair and readers can still voice their support in the thread.

>>5091434
No, anon, YOU are based. Thanks for the kind words!

>>5091426
>Gil got further than Charlotte
Yea, I can't imagine she'd take that very well...

>>5091435
Jocko WAS totally robbed though. Pouring one out for the boy on my end.

>>5091440
Seems fairer then the awful result system that we changed to.

>>5091401
>the Administrator faced off against a galactic supreme leader and a primordial God of Chaos in a philosophical debate and actually managed to win
Truly, there is more to men than flesh. That spark of light...!

>>5091434
Forgot to voice my opinion on the vote, salt does bad for the heart and mind.
>>5091410
>□ Best of 3 per competitor
For reasons other anons explained. I still remember Genie quests and how absolutly dogshit both all rolls counts including crits and average of results are.
>>5091454
You know what? I think I will hang around and vote for our hero Boris.
I may be only an archive reader for the quest, and be horribly behind on the threads, but I still enjoy them.
Did Art die for good? I refuse to believe it until I see a body.

Poor Quattro, I would have voted for you if I didn't know for a fact you would job again.

>>5091440
What if it were the sum of the votes for a character divided by the total votes for all characters. That way if one character gets a lucky roll, it still gets affected by characters with more votes.

>>5091517
Guess you'll have to read and find out, anon. :^) Glad you're reading the archives, though--no small feat there!

>>5091440
The unholy triumvirate of Boris, Gil, and Ungluck will not be stopped

>>5091433
People could have not rolled if they had a good enough number.

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>>5091454

Not gonna lie, I'm shocked either of em' made it past round one. Can't say I'm not pleasantly surprised.

Also good crap how strong was Boris' stone mask again?! Must be very strong if he was going toe-to-toe with John and I cannot wait until he kills the next two skele-bosses and Tim as is his true destiny.

I would imagine John would find Stan no different than handling a very rabidthirstyraccoon, but I don't even think his mutation would prepare him for an encounter with the unholy being that is Stan. Dammit now I have to draw something hopefully before this tournament ends.

>>5091531
This seems mathematical.

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>>5090821
>What's the toughest thing your contestant could fight and win against?
Probably his own coding which makes him go schizo mode sometimes. For something actually physical, he could probably handle anything that can't pierce through his metal exoskeleton, but even if he had no chance of winning against something he'd still act like a cocky asshole and go all out.

>>5091454
Charlotte would be upset until she recontextualized it as her loyal retainer winning back her honor. Charlotte does that sort of thing a lot.

>>5091401
>thing runs away immediately at the first sign of danger
yeah that fits the character at least lmao

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Rolled 35, 72, 12 = 119 (3d100)

>>5091401
Our eight survivors, now refreshed, are now led into another room, survival on their minds.

STAGE TWO: RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT

"Salutations, contestants!" said the dummy at the other end of the room, whose glass wall shows a vista of neverending sunset. A nostalgic, heart-rending sunset. "To survive this stage, you simply just have to reach this boundariment near me. Caveat, you must absolutely not move when I turn my head like this, else suffer the consequences. A word cautionwise: this room is not so keen on the exactitude of its dimensions, so it may seem that this is a short distance you have to traverse. Wait for the horn to begin, please."
All the while, the sunset burns with longing.

>HOW THIS STAGE WORKS
Pick a contestant you root for, and roll. Best of 3 rolls per contestant will be compared against the average of the rolls I'm making in this post. Four contestants will proceed, and four contestants will fall...

And the horn blows! Quick, roll for their souls!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5092031
>BORIS
Watch THIS

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5092031
>UNGLUCK
USE YOUR TENTACLES TO TRIP THEM UP!

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5092031
>Rondo

>>5092031

>John

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5092039

RIP AND TEAR

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5092031
ADMIN
GO RETARD

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5092031
>Boss

>>5092045
FUCK
WHY AM I CUSRED

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5092031
P-CORP PRIDE, ADMIN

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5092031
>BORIS

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5092031
BASEDGLUCK DO IT

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5092031
>ADMINISTRATOR

Go win, you coffee slurping gigachad, the company needs you!

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5092031
>Administrator

Hell yea baby!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5092031
>boss

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5092031
COME ON UNGLUCK, FUCK THEIR SHIT YOU GOT THIS

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5092031
>Ungluck
Since all my other favorites are already dead >_>

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5092031
Go Boris, show them how the chosen one does things!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5092031
Administrator

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5092031
Administrator I have to counteract the 1

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5092031
Administrator. I shall perish like the dog I am.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5092031
This is a message from corporate:
"STOP JOBBING YOU USELESS FUCKS--"
Message end.
>Administrator

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>>5092509
It turns out... I was the jobber all along.

>>5092509
>>5092510

P-Corporation is not responsible for the following actions of its employees
-JOBBING
-JOBBING
-JOBBING
-JOBBING
-JOBBING
-not getting the robo gf
-JOBBING

Due to failure to not commence jobbing, we shall have to cut down your oxygen supply by 25% and remove one Food token. The beatings will continue until productivity resumes.

>>5092510
And 12 more hours until voting stops for this stage. Contestants in danger of being eliminated:

>Boss
2/3 rolls received

>John Martins
1/3 rolls received

>Rondo von Metzeler
1/3 rolls received

>Gil
0/3 rolls received

>Hotspur
0/3 rolls received

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5092031
GIL ROLL!

>>5091426
Me

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5092031
>Gil!

>>5092546
Question for this and future rounds: are people able to vote for multiple combatants as long as it's a different roll each time? I feel obliged to roll for Boris, but there's a few other players that I like too.

Didn't wanna seem like I was trying to samefag or anything!

>>5092580
*niiiice*

>>5092252
Bossbros... it's over unless someone else attempts a roll and gets a 100

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5092684
>>5092031
Do not worry Bossbros, Quattrofan will grant you the aid you seek

>Rolling for Boss

>>5092687

Rest in pepperoni. Should've thought twice before using Quattro's powers on a roll-- obviously you needed the powers of a more, SUPERIOR, ROBOT-ORIENTED skeleton.

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>>5091570

In a staggering turn of events, the dimensional veil that was keeping the /qst/ dimensions separated has opened very briefly, and in spilled a very notorious raccoon-demon from a certain bone-themed quest.

So far, upon seeing Boris on the ground, she's gone into a stupefied state and keeps muttering things like "Boris-killing-arm" and, "it finally happened..."

John, on the other hand, desperately needs an adult and is still unsure if Stan is a human with a racoon-mutation or a raccoon that mutated into a human. One things for certain though is that she's really stuck there-- those BONE-CLAWS aren't meant for show!

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5092031
>gil
Lets bumblefuck to victory lads

>>5092852
10/10, my man--guess this is Boris' canon defeat now. Can anyone stop the JOHN TRAIN!?

>>5092869
> Gil keeps just barely making it to the next round

Just glad we ain't the person who nat 1'd.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5092031
>John Martins

>>5092634
No, otherwise you'd have to retroactively let anons vote in the hunger games for multiple people. If these current contenders don't have the support because anons voted for a different contender, I don't see any reason why we should imbalance the voting process now.

>>5092634
Nah, QM should just roll with disadvantage for them. -20 for the first QM roll, -40 for two, -60 for no votes.

Because quite honestly, if they still win with those odds then they deserve to. Anyways, with contestants dropping out each round the votes will concentrate quickly.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

One more boss roll

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Go husbandos!

>>5093133
can my roll be replaced with this one please

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>>5092975

Top and kek. Looks like John's tendencies to get fucked transcend threads. As the saying goes, at least it can't get darker than midnight? Can it? :^)

>>5092546
Votes closed! Tallying and calculating, results (and next round) in either 6 or 12 hours.

>>5093171
Hell yes, Coffee-Protag. When the hell's the next update?!

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>>5093199
What just happened?!
Instant replay!
As soon as the dummy spins around to count, all of the contestants dashed towards the end line! Well, all except Hotspur, who just sat down in a fetal position. It appears the Caged Sun has gotten to him, oh dear. And Ungluck just... straight up teleported? It appears that the deity inhibitors need replacing, but for now Ungluck is legally safe. Boris comes next, stomping across the line, while Administrator and Gil needs to catch their breath afterwards. Boss slipped by unnoticed, while John tripped near the finish line! Good thing he managed to tap himself into the line right as Sierra turned her hesd around again. Rondo is not so lucky - caught mid-sprint, he eats Borges' punch right in the face.
But oh, what's this?! We have six qualifying contestants for the semifinals! Unprecedented, but not unexpected!

Target avg roll: 39.66

-- SURVIVED --
>1) Ungluck, best: 95
>2) Boris, best: 89
>3) Admin, best: 81
>4) Gil, best: 69
>5) Boss, best: 67
>6) John, best: 41

-- ELIMINATED --
>7) Rondo, best: 19
>8) Hotspur, abstain

>>5093552
>Hotspur got no rolls
fucking RIP
at least his quest is nice

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>>5092692
You there, you non-believer! You dared to suggest that the awesome power of the Leader of the Chillsaders would not be enough to bring prosperity to our Robot friend. Look at you now, look with your foolish eyes. How you appear but a jester now, follower of the False Bread Prophet. I bet you regret making such a snide comment now, you wimpy manlet. The Spirit of Quattro will never be defeated by Marian the Dweeb Weeb and his little girl animes.

>>5092684
>>5092252
REJOICE, BOSS-CHADS! FOR QUATTRO IS WITH YOU!

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>>5093552
With only a brief resting period, the contestants now enter The Dome, one of the Pyrovore Cult's more spacious proving grounds. Here, they were instructed to thought-craft their own vehicles for the next stage. Boris made a mini-Zamboni, Gil accidentally thought up a mini-Beetle, John chose a motorcycle, a bicycle for the Administrator, a tricycle for Boss, and Ungluck... er, suffice to say a god of chaos' chariot defies common sense.

STAGE THREE: THUNDERDOME

The rules of this stage:
1) Use your vehicle to eliminate the other contestants.
2) Do not step out of your vehicle.
3) Only two may leave.

Then, the contestants are ushered to their own, equidistant side. From above, gouts of flame could be seen blazing over the domes, as a siren blares - the sign to commence vehicular manslaughter.

>HOW THIS STAGE ACTUALLY WORKS
Roll with your vote. Best out of all votes per contestant. Time limit is 24 hours. Only the two highest will survive to the finals.

It is time to roll!

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5093616
>two people leaving THE THUNDERDOME
Hey! Wait a minute!
Rolling for Admeme.
https://youtu.be/-K3ztneTQuA

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5093616
Administrator. Because fuck you.

>>5093624
ARGH.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5093616
No more Mr. ICE GUY!
>BORIS ALL THE WAY

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5093616
Rolling for Boris.
Let's see if my dice continue to suck.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5093616
CHADMINISTRATORS WE SHALL ENTER

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5093616
>John

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5093616
Admin baby!

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Ungluck

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Ungluck
Come on you big mirror of evil.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5093616
>BORIS

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5093616
Gil in round fucking 3!

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5093616
UNGLUCK YOU'VE FUCKING GOT THIS COME ON MOTHERFUCKER COME ON

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Boss
Can't believe he made it, time for another cursed roll

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Admin
I don't really have a stake in this anymore but he seems overdue for some recognition.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5093616
>ADMIN
Go P-Company, go!
https://youtu.be/pe3h62MrlPE

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Ungluck

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5093616
Ungluck

Don't know any of these guys, but everybody seems to love this guy, so
/Dice+1d100
>Administrator

/dice+1d100

Nevermind, don't know how to roll.

>>5093869
>>5093870
>>5093872
dice+1d100 in the options anon, It's in the sticky.

>>5093872
>>5093870
>>5093869
dice+1d100 in Options.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

> Administrator

Thanks, I really need to improve my text comprehension skills.

>>5093270
After Christmas™

Rolled 81 (1d100)

Join P-Corp now for a chance* at numerous sign-up bonuses, including - but not limited to - a company car!**
Only available at participating branch facilities. While supplies last!
[Face the Fear. Build the Future.]

*(In accordance with the Gambling Protection Act, Sec.43/Sub-A.343.777.2XXX, visit our website for more information.)
**(Insurance, batteries, wheels, engine, number plate, windows, doors, steering wheel, and upholstery not included. May come used.)
>Administrator

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Gil

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5093772
you fucker

this is how you roll for a GOD

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Gil
C'mon...

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5090882
lmao
shame he didn't win this

>>5093616
With no quattro I'm backing Gil

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5093616
Ungluck chads RISE UP

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Reminder that everyone's gonna lose to the guys on bicycles and tricycles. The Industrial Revolution has not only failed society, but it has failed this deathmatch REEEEEEEEEE.

On that note it's random questionnaire time again:
>If your contestant was sent to the Gaol outside the bounds of this tournament, would he be guilty or not guilty? And what kind of crime is your contestant most likely to commit?

I think the intros would be better if this linked to their home threads.

That way this works as exposure for other cool quests

>>5094255
Yeah, was gonna do it but back then suptg was offline due to server migration. That and it was really, really late when I posted the intros. Apologies!

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>boss

>>5094176
>The Messenger

Guilty of selling advanced pharmaceuticals, maybe even war crimes as a warlord (we haven't gotten to the actual war crimes part yet).

>>5094255
Home thread for the Sun Belt Crusaders be here, though we're about to move on to a new thread.

>>5047871
>>5047871
>>5047871

>>5094176
>Edwin of Engel

Innocent. His lover was the heretical occult-aligned infiltrator involved in conspiracy, espionage, serial murder, etc, not him. HE'S INNOCENT I SAY!

Guilty as sin of being a cute magical nerd with a big dick though.

>>5094255
Reptilian Infiltrator Quest be here.

>>5083216
>>5083216
>>5083216

>>5094176
>The Administrator

Is he guilty? Who the fuck knows. No, seriously, who the fuck knows? Our Admin's an amnesiac, he doesn't even know his own name.

Clearly guilty of being based though.

>>5094255
HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest be here.

>>5077149
>>5077149
>>5077149

>>5094176
>Quattro

Guilty as sin. Drunken indecency, and being a total failure.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Administrator

Face the fear. Build the future.

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>>5094433
I feel so sorry

>>5094433
>>5094439
Hey, no rules on low rolls, only high rolls count.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5093616
>Boris

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5093616
HE'S SO BAD
THEY CALL HIM BOSS
HE'S THE BOSS
BOSS N_____

I hope the QM actually makes a gif/webm of that where the view zooms into Boss' picture as Boss' colors become black except for his eyes and the theme plays loudly

>>5094442
>as if that won't stop us from shaming him

>>5094442
He'll still know he rolled a nat 1.

>>5093616
Voting closed! Tallying in progress. Current stage conclusion and next stage in about 12ish hours.

>>5094433
JOBBER ALERT JOBBER ALERT

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, YOU FREAKSHIT. YOU'VE FUCKED UP. YOU'RE BEING TRACKED BY THE HEAD.

X-COMPANY IS ON YOUR ASS. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. PREPARE TO DIE.

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>>5094176
>Boris
If there's a crime for being a perpetual smarmy bastard and kill-stealing, then lock him up and throw away the key!

Otherwise he'd be guilty of not carrying a permit for those GUNS of his! Yow!

>>5094628
Pretty sure B-man ate it this round, but assuming he doesn't die horribly in the aftermath he's totally inviting the other contestants over for a BBQ to watch The Game. He's grilling, of course!

Stan is gonna be over-the-moon knowing she got further in HER tourney... better keep her away from the sugar for a while.

>>5094255
Here thar be BONES QUEST...
>>5082047
>>5082047
>>5082047

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>>5094628
Whoops, nevermind about the conclusion taking 12 hours to tally.

Carnage erupts in the Dome!
While aggressive driving is most likely to aid in winning, Boris was a bit too aggressive, plowing his mini-zamboni into Gil's beetle car! Thankfully Gil had already evacuated himself before the crash. John turns it into a three-way accident as he loses control of his bike due to a certain black liquid, sending him flying into the air! Meanwhile, Ungluck floats by, seemingly assured of his win, when Boss drifted outta nowhere in his tricycle and broke Ungluck's chariot! Meanwhile, Administrator just swerves right through the pandemonium, calm and collected - which is why he and Boss qualify for the final stage! What a match, what a match!

>>5094664
-- SURVIVED --
Boss: 88
Administrator: 81

-- ELIMINATED --
Ungluck: 78
Boris: 74
Gil: 64
John: abstain

Final stage in 12 hours.

>>5094176
>Boss
He already killed at around ~50 people in one explosion and is responsible for the deaths of others before he was recruited into the MC's party.
>what kind of crime is your contestant most likely to commit?
Yes.

>>5094664
>Boss actually made it to the finals
Holy shit

>>5094668
Get rekt, mutant traitor! lmaoooooo

Also not that it matters, but John did get a roll. >>5093693 Still got the lowest roll regardless.

>>5094809
Oof, note to self: always double-check, and do the tallies when not half-asleep.

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>>5094664
Preparations ran longer than expected, but the final stage is now ready. Set in the depths of the ceiling, where reality frays at the edges. We are at The Fingers with our two competitors, who have been given weapons forged from their worst crimes or their worst regrets.
On one side is Boss, with a sword bigger than itself, crackling with the power of explosions.
On the other is the Administrator, with a rapier made of oozing black tar, bleeding slowly onto the arena.
Each has been promised a prize they named if they win. Boss wants the real body he's denied, while the Administrator just wants a week of vacation.

A sound echoes in the depths, signaling the beginning of the fight. Only one shall come out as the winner.

>HOW THIS STAGE WORKS
Same as previous round, which is best of all rolls. Voting cutoff in 24 hours give or take.