>>5081860
So. Uh. This is awkward.
Did we have at least a plan in case she was real ? Or a contingency if we ran into the wolf pack ?

she cute

>>5081860
Neat. Dismantle the cameras and go home, shitpost furiosly on the Mexican Siesta Enjoyers Forum about how monster girls are actually real. Send images and video when someone disagrees with you.

You run back into your tent, hoping she hasn't seen you. You stare at her for a bit from your supposed safe zone as she continues to eat her raw meal of some sort of feathered creature. She looks like a young adult. Possibly twenty-two at best. She's thin. Probably suffering from malnutrition. May explain the pale skin. You do admit though she does look pretty cute.
Still you didn't expect someone like this to exist. It seemed like an impossible thing to exist. But there she is, pointy ears and all. Eating a chicken with her sharp teeth. And you are recording every second of her there.
Sure you may have been proven wrong, but you are now recording an assumed cryptid. Really this can be considered a huge discovery. You could get rich off her. All you need to do is upload all this to the internet. Unfortunately there is no service at the moment. So you can't even upload this over to your Hispanic friends over at the forums.
Suddenly you notice it's a bit quiet now. No more flesh being eaten or bone chruching noises. You wonder is if she had left. You check outside. As soon as you do, waiting right in front of you is the Wolf Lady.
She then immediately tackles you. Pinning you to the ground and growls at you. Showing off her pointed teeth at you. She seems to assume you are a threat. You think it's over and assume the worst will happen.
The Wolf Lady then stops growling. She eases up. She then sniffs you. She seems to have an interest in you. On what you can't say. All you know right now is that she is on top of you observerving you.

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>>5081921
Boop the snoot.

>>5081921
Strangle her. Take the pelt

>>5081929
boop it

You thought of taking an opportunity to strangle her. But then you remembered this woman literally charged at you and pinned you down with ease. Trying to attack her now when she is curious about you would be a dangerous move to make right now.

Though that opportunity and temptation to boop the snoot is getting dangerously high. She does have a surprisingly cute nose. A bit bloodied from eating the chicken but still adorable. As she starts sniffing your face again you decide to take your finger and gently touch her nose.

Her reaction was not something you were expecting. You thought she wouldn't mind. But as soon as you tap her nose, she jumps back a bit and scurrys to a corner of the tent. She immediately checks on her nose. You're not sure what that was about but she seems to sensitive around her nose.

Eureka! A weak spot! She doesn't like her nose being booped! What an odd weakness.

Now the question is what do with her?

>>5081969
Lay down on your back showing your stomach in a friendly gesture while I think snorting to show you just wanna play.

Also you learn to come up with simple choices in the future because the voices in your head have a hard time thinking up non retarded actions.

im not gonna read this faggot trash

Can she understand us? Try to talk, maybe.

>>5081970
>>5081969
>Lay down on your back showing your stomach in a friendly gesture while I think snorting to show you just wanna play.

>Also you learn to come up with simple choices in the future because the voices in your head have a hard time thinking up non retarded actions

You should calm her down a bit. You try to talk to her. Maybe she can understand you.
"Hey.", you say to her trying to gain her attention. It works as she now looks over to you. "It's going to fine. I'm not going to hurt you. I promise."
The Wolf Lady stares at you for a bit as she continues to cover her nose. You can tell she understands a little bit of what you are saying. Though she doesn't fully grasp it.
You then remember something from a nature documentary you saw. Something about showing off your stomach. It's a sign of being submissive towards something or at the very least a somewhat good way to avoid death during a territorial dispute. Hopefully it will lead to her not wanting to attack you.
You get on your back and expose your belly to the woman. The Wolf Lady stares at you as you leave yourself open to her. She then approaches you. She sniffs you out a bit. She now sees that you mean no harm. She then leaves the tent. Going back outside.
You now find yourself alone in the tent. She couldn't have gotten out far. Maybe you could try to fallow her. When you peek your head out you see it's too dark see her now. Luckily you do have a flashlight.
So what do you do? Follow her and see where she goes or stay in the tent where it is safe?

>>5082009
Get something sharp like a knife and hunt that bitch down

>>5082009
Stay here for the night. Check if the pics are good. Don't post anything yet. Just think about our life so far.

>>5082009
We should follow her.

>>5082009
Follow

>>5082009
Grab a weapon and follow, grab a weapon and stuff the it down the back of our pants.

>>5082009
Follow her.

>>5082009
Follow.

You decide to follow the Wolf Lady but you grab a few things to help you find her. A flashlight to help you see in the dark, one of your spare night vision cameras to get a good picture or video of her, and a knife to help defend yourself if need be. You put the knife in your back pocket, so it can be concealed and you won't be suspicious.
You exit the tent. You spot a series of tracks. A set of human hands and feet. Easy to follow. You turn your camera on and start recording as you follow the tracks. Documenting everything you can.
After a few minutes you spot something. It's the Wolf Lady. She is entering a cave. More than likely a den of wolves. If you enter there it could lead to a whole pack of wolves chasing you.
You think about heading back. Not wanting to risk your life with wolves. But then again getting a photo of a woman sleeping with a bunch of wolves would be an amazing photo to get. You could sell that for hundreds, maybe millions. What do you do in a situation like this.

>>5082087
Fuck it, its way too tempting. Try to get a photo.

>>5082087
Sure, snap a photo. But for the love of God, check the flash and noise so it is silent.

>>5082106
>>5082114
If you are wanting a photo roll for stealth.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5082117
Im assuming its 1d100

>>5082087
>reject civilization, return to wolf

You try your best to silently get inside the wolf den. You dim your flashlight a bit, hoping it won't attract any wolves. You make sure the noise is silent for your night vision camera. You even take off your shoes as well. You have to be as silent and stealthy as possible.
As you peer inside the den you can see the pack size to be mostly seven adults and a few pups. Among the wolves were one adult woman, sleeping with a couple of her large canine friends next to her.
You try to get as close as possible. Recording footage and occasionally taking photos. You then get to the biggest shot of them all. The great photo opportunity of them all. The Wolf Lady and her wolves. You soon start recording her and taking pictures of her.
After getting what you need, you then silently start making your way out of the cave. It seems like you did a pretty decent job. You reach the entrance and immediately put your shoes back on. You then start hurrying back to your tent.
After reaching what you assume to be your safe zone, you go get some sleep. You soon wake up to the something dropping on top of you. It's now morning. Your vission is blurry for a bit as you wake up but soon becomes clear. You spot a dead rabbit on your belly. You also find yourself being greeted by the Wolf Lady. Showing off her bloody teeth with a smile as she expects you to eat it. Do you really want to eat it though?

Rabbit's not so bad, but it might not be a good idea to eat it raw. You think she'd be scared of fire?

>>5082163
>>5082167
Yeah, make a fire and cook the rabbit. Shame we probably don't have a pot and some potatoes so we can make a rabbit stew.

>>5082167
Seconding this

The rabbit looks nice fat and tasty, if you were a wolf. Unfortunately you are a human. So really this doesn't look appetizing. Though you can't really say no to this because it's a gift. Though you really don't have to eat it raw.
You carry the rabbit outside as the Wolf Lady follows you and watches you carefully. You then take it to a clean are and place a cutting board there. You then take your knife and carefully skin the rabbit and remove the organs afterwards. You then skewer the rabbit corpse with a metal rabbit.
You then set up a fire. Taking a couple of firewood logs and placing a small stone barricade so the fire doesn't go everywhere. You then take a lighter and start up the fire. It starts off small until it gets bigger and bigger, devouring the logs.
As you start to place the rabbit over the fire you notice the Wolf Lady just staring at the fire. Not afraid, just curious about it. She slow approaches it. She senses the warmth coming out of it. The smell of burning wood and rabbit meat heating over it was a glorious smell for her nose. She was soon start to put her hand into the fire.
Do you let her continue or stop her?

>>5082208
>You then skewer the rabbit corpse with a metal rabbit.
I don't know why I put in rabbit twice. I meant to put in metal rod.

>>5082208
I don't want to touch the fire cause then she's just gonna get pissed, and that's no good to us.

Its also not a good idea to stop her from doing something she wants to do, only an alpha can do that and we aren't that.

Probably best to just say "Hey! want some tasty organs?" and give here the raw organs we put aside from earlier. She gets distracted and fed so she's happy. win-win

>>5082218
>>5082208
>Probably best to just say "Hey! want some tasty organs?" and give here the raw organs we put aside from earlier
Either this, or we could do something to grab her attention every time she tries to poke the fire. Maybe snap our fingers or something and hopefully it could get the point across. If she's still adamant about poking the fire then we just let her at that point. Fire hot isn't something we can teach to someone who doesn't speak, that has to be learned by experience.

>>5082208
Stop her

You immediately stop her by whistling at her. The Wolf Lady then turns over to you. You immediately show her the organs that came from the rabbit. "H-hey!", you call out to her, "Do you want these?"
The Wolf Lady then approaches you, now interested in the organs you offered her. You prepare a small bowl of it for her to eat off of. She soon started to eat the organs of the rabbit she hunted.
After a while of heating up the rabbit was fully cooked. You pull it away from the fire and let it cool. You then decide to put the fire aways for the Wolf Lady's safety. You go to the nearby river with a bucket and fill it up. You then head back and pour the water on the fire, drowning it and putting it out.
You then go back to the rabbit, which is now cooled and set perfectly. You also notice the Wolf Lady staring at the food, drooling at the smell and sight of it. Really you couldn't blame her. It did smell good.
You ate most of the cooked rabbit. It was delicious. There's only the front legs and a bit of breasts left. Seeing as the Wolf Lady is still staring at your food you decide to give the rest to her.
She quickly begins to scarf the front legs first for a bit until she actually notices the taste. It caught her off guard but this felt like a good surprise. She doesn't know how to eat this food now.
How do you help her out?

>>5082236
Yes. Help out wolf waifu.

Sorry gonna have to leave for a bit.
I'll possibly be back tomorrow.
Enjoy what we have so far.

>>5082236
Use the knife to peel of lengths of meat and hold them up them for her to eat.

>>5082236
serenade her with a mating call

>>5082784
Finally got off work, seems like a good idea. Im going for this.

>>5082258
Wolfanonqm??

Seeing her wanting to enjoy the food you decide to help her out. You take your knife and start slicing some meat off the bone. You then hand her a small piece of meat. "Here.", you gently tell her, "I'll slice some meat off for you. Just eat it little by little."
The Wolf Lady looks at the meat. She seems to understand you a bit. She then slowly starts eating the cooked rabbit meat. Enjoying the nice flavor and texture it had. It was so mouthwatering good to her.
You did a few more portioned slices for her cutting as much meat off the bone as you could. Seeing her enjoy the food is surprisingly kind of fun. In a parent to child sort of way, you guess.
After getting getting the meat off the cooked rabbit you then decide to pack up and accept defeat from your friends back home. Sure you were proven wrong but this seems like a time where it felt right to be wrong. Still a loss is a loss. There's forty bucks down the drain. Never make a bet with Taum ever again. But then again these photos will more than likely get you some money somewhere.
You undid the tent, gathered all your cameras, and packed everything into your car. Seems like your ready to go home now.
You then get in your car and begin to start it. Though you seem to have an unexpected guest as they sit in the front passenger seat. Somehow this pointy eared woman got into your car.
The Wolf Lady sits there looking at you. You're not sure how to react as you were starting up your car. You question on how she even got in and when.
Suddenly you remember that you had your CD in the car. Frank Sinatra's Greatest Hits. "It Had To Be You" was playing softly from the speakers.
The Wolf Lady is tranced by the music but curious on wanting to know where it was coming from. She searches around for the source of the sound until she sees the speakers. She peers inside them to try and find what she assumes to be tiny people.
As she continues to fiddle with your car you begin to ask yourself this question. Do you bring this woman with you?

>>5083450
>Turn off the radio
>Go on, git
No, not yet anyway. It would cause so many headaches. She thinks she's a wolf. She's probably not house trained. She's a Jane Doe with no records. She'll probably wreck things around the house and chase the neighbours' cats. All her animal frens are here. Any visitors will require slapstick-worthy antics to avoid a diplomatic incident or awkward questions at the least.

We can come back here soon.

>>5083580
Well, it's reasonable and all, but how would we be able to find her again?

>>5083450
Guess we can't just fuck off from civilization and stay with her I take it?

>>5083720
Not yet, at least

You decide to turn the music off real quick. You then try your best getting her attention again by doing a whistle. She stops whatever she was doing to your speaker and turns towards you.
"You're going to have to leave the car.", you explain to her calmly. "Don't worry I'll be back, I just have to do some things first. It'll only take a few minutes."
The Wolf Lady looks at you as if she was a child thinking her parent might abandon her. You sigh. You then take out your pinkie finger.
"You see this finger?", you explain to her, "This is my pinkie finger. I want you to take your pinkie finger and wrap it around mine. It's going to be my promise that I will come back. If I don't I lose that finger. Got it?"
Though you are sure she didn't understand that at all, you are sure she got the idea of what a pinkie promise is at least. She wraps her littlest finger around yours. She holds your hand a while before finally letting go.
The Wolf Lady then leaves the car. Opening the door behind her and getting out. Which mean she understands the basic concept of a door.
Once she is a safe distance away from you, you then drive off. You intend to go to the forest rangers station. The only place in the woods with signal and wifi. It was a short distance as well. Takes you about five minutes to drive there.
You enter the station to do a few calls but are greeted by the gruff old ranger. An old man with an intimidating scar over his arm but yet still had the demeanor of a kind old grandpa. "Hey there city boy.", he greets you, "Kind of a quick stay you had. Barely lasted a day. Did your job over at the Kingsly Restaurant really want you back that bad?"
"I'm just here to make a few calls.", you explain. "I'm going back there. Might even stay for a few days."
"Alright.", the ranger says as he goes back to his seat. "Just beware of that Wolf Lady. I heard she bites off the face of men quickly. Though judging by how you look it seems you're not the kind of guy to believe such a thing."
You pull out your phone. You think about who to call. Should you call your home? Your sister is probably worried about you. Should you call Taum? Though really it would just be to say he won. Do you call the Kingsly Restaurant? You might want to request a few days off. Maybe put down the phone and talk to the Ranger? He seems to know about the Wolf Lady.

>>5083816
Request the days off

>>5083853
Yes

>>5083853
>>5083816
Yeah, request a few days off is a good idea. We should also probably call our sister and tell her we'll be out a little while longer so she doesn't get spooked and think we died.

You decide to call your work. The Kingsly Restaurant. A local town restaurant with fine dining. It had the best grilled steaks anyone had to offer. Topped with shrimp and chives.
The service desk receptionist (the owner's goth bitch of a daughter) answers your phone call. You ask to speak with the owner of the restaurant to get a few free days. The receptionist then sighs as she then takes the call over to her father.
You finally ask the owner for a couple of days off. The owner of course is understanding. You're a hardworker and you need your rest. But he does expect you to be back by Sunday. Luckily it's Wednesday now. You agree to these terms. After a bit more talking you say your goodbyes and then hang up.
So you now have enough time to spend four good days here. So you better make the most of it. You start to set up an alarm for that but are soon interrupted as your phone starts to ring.
You soon notice there is someone calling you. It's your sister. You sigh. You then answer the phone and you suddenly hear your crazed sister screaming your name wondering if you are safe. You reply to her that you are but by the way she's screaming you might now have damaged ears. You clearly explain to that you are just camping. Nothing more and nothing less. But you make no mention of the Wolf Lady what so ever. Neither do you mention the bet. She would drive down herself just to take you away from her and scold you for gambling money again. Your sister sighs in relief and hopes you come home soon. She doesn't want you to be eaten by wolves. You tell her you will be fine. You both say your goodbyes and then hang up.
Now that that's over you wonder what you should do next. Should you call Taum? Post those videos and photos to the internet? Or drive back to the Wolf Lady?

>>5084089
Drive back to the Wolf Lady.

>>5084138
Ditto

>>5084089
Drive back to the wolf lady.

Also, i would not post those videos. She seems nice, and we don't want her being kidnapped by a bunch of glowies or chinese hunters who'll try to sell her tooth as penis enlargement powder

>>5084182
Support.
I was personally more worried about her curious biology and patchy human knowledge earning her a vivisection by some government or the other, but this is also shit we have to worry about?

>>5084204
She seems to be treated like some sort of urban myth with how people knew about her but didn't really have any proof.

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>>5084089
come on now OP. we all know your driving back to ookami-chan.

>>5084182
>>5084204
also this. fuck glowies. destroy all evidence before dr. mephesto from the CIA tries to sow three asses on her.

You looked through your photos and videos of the Wolf Lady. They were very amateurish but still acceptable. Still there was a reason why you got a C- on Photography. It still captures her cute side though.
As you looked through the content again you soon remember that you were going to post this online. But does everyone really need to see her? She's not really bothering anyone and looks like the kind of woman who enjoys her solitude. Why ruin it? You sigh as you now start thinking about deleting the photos.
You notice the time. It's been about 20 minutes. You should probably head back to the Wolf Lady. She's probably still waiting over at that spot.
You head out of Ranger's station. The kind Forest Ranger waves you goodbye as you drive back to your camping space. Thankfully it was still a short drive. You carefully park your car as you get back to camp.
You exit your vehicle to see that the Wolf Lady is gone. There are some tracks from her leading back to the forest. Maybe she got bored waiting for you.
Gives you time to set up camp while you wait. You set up your tent. An easy thing to do.
Suddenly you hear something rustling the bushes. You assume it's the Wolf Lady. You decide to try and greet her. You approach the shrubs with open arms.
"I was wondering where you were.", you greet her, "I said I was coming back. Where did you go."
As you approach the bush, something slowly approaches you. The first thing you see pop out of the bushes is a canine snout with sharp teeth. You then realize this is not the Wolf Lady. This is an actual wolf.
You slowly back away. You start to weigh your options. Do you run back to your car, do you pull out your knife to defend yourself, or do you try your best to climb a tree?

>>5084694
Climb the tree. You're not going to outrun it and wolves are rarely alone.

>>5084694
Its probably pissed since we are trespassing territory so just start backing away towards the car while still looking at the wolf.

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>>5084694
pull out knife to defend yourself
the dog whisperer told me to assert dominance in situations like this- you must be the pack leader

and also, dont need to be impulsive and retarded about how you defend yourself. most wild animals, even predators, will run away at the sounds of clashing metal because it is not familiar to them. legit, real life advice- if you are going hiking have some pots and pan strapped to your backpack to clang against each other. its kind of annoying but its a sure way to not run into wildlife in the forest.

so adding to my previous request, please defend yourself with the knife by clashing the hilt against your car really loudly. guarantee it will spook the wolf enough to send it scurrying away.

>>5084904
Problem is we probably arent directly near the car. We approached some bushes to find the wolf lady.

>>5084940>>5084694
sorry, early morning before work. thank you for the catch. should of read that more closely. mixing up the options. if MC-kun has anything metal on him like a belt buckle or whatever, clash the knife against it to scare the wolf away.

>>5084897
support

Also, if we're trying to scare it off, scream at the top of our lungs. We're big. If we appear scary and make loud noises, it'll drive the actual wolf away.

>>5084946
>>5084694
Also, if ookami-chan notices the belt buckle when I clash my knife against it...could be a nice segway (;

>>5084694
Pull out your knife just in case. Dont look it in the eyes, or it will see that as a challenge. Try whistling to see what kind of reaction that will get from the wolf.

Thanks to your very dedicated viewings of Nature Documentaries you have a clear idea on what to do. You grab your knife and try to make yourself look bigger than you seem. You then start making loud noises. Screaming and yelling at the wolf. Animals hate loud noises and will not go after anything that will be bigger than it.
Still the wolf slowly goes up to you. Doesn't look like it's alone either as another wolf starts coming up to you as well. You forgot that they hunt in packs as they force you to back up.
You soon come accross your copper frying pan. Good thing you brought that out of the car. You then grab it immediately and then bang it together with the butt of the knife. Making a loud crashing noise. And though you hate to do this, you also scratch the back of your copper pan with your blade to create a metalic screeching noise.
Seems to be working as the wolves start to back down. They soon start running away. Leaving you alone in that clearing now.
As you are now alone you go back to your car immediately. You want to calm down from the situation. You were nearly eaten. So it makes sense you want to be safe in your car.
You turn on your car enough to have only the battery on and play some music. You put in one your CDs. It's a copy of... anon who gets dubs gets to choose what CD we listen to.

>>5085080
Dammit! I forgot my name! Thank goodness we have IDs.

>>5085080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8-hBMvwjBY

I hope to answer the call to disaster:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

>>5085080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FVV8PvWtak&ab_channel=DOGGIFY

>>5085080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJwZaKFPvok

Rolled 30 (1d33)

>>5085114
Fuck it, rolling again

>>5085080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
Fuck it, bringing another song.

>>5085133
EEEYYYY
>>5085123
lol you guessed my dubs

You put in The Proclaimers album "Sunshine on the Leith". You know the one that has the first appearance of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" on it. It's a classic.
You calm down for a bit in the safety of your car. Enjoying the song for a bit and thanking God that you're still alive. Well that was until you heard the doors of your car open.
You realize that you forgot to lock your doors. From the random internet videos your friend showed and some childhood trauma of watching Jurassic Park, you fear that the wolves became smart enough to open the door. You shakily turn to see what entered. You keep a hand on your knife in case you need to pull it out. You finally meet your assailant and it turns out to be...
A deer leg. Well to be more specific it's more of someone holding a deer leg with their mouth. Honestly you know of one person to do such a thing. The Wolf Lady.
The lady enters the car with a deer hind leg freshly torn off from what you can tell as the blood drips from it. She seems to be enjoying the music you are listening to as she bops her head side to side. Unfortunately as she is doing that, the blood swings towards your car window and seat. You politely stop her.
"How about we get that deer leg out of here.", you suggest to her.
You soon turn the car off and lead her out of the car. The Wolf Lady then tries to hand you the leg of deer. As if she is was expecting you to eat it again.
"Do you want me to cook it?", you ask her.
The Wolf Lady responds by nodding her head yes. Which means two things. One, she understands and seems to know some English words and gestures. And two, she really like your cooking.
"I guess I can make a good steak with this deer leg.", you tell her. "Why don't wait a few minutes. I will go cook this up a bit. Just gotta get some fire wood."
You gather a pot and skillet with you as you begin to gather up some small firewood. You hope that none of the wolves here come after you again. After a few minutes you find enough dry wood to get a fire going.
You skin the leg of the deer and debone it. Takes a while to do with the knife you have but it works. You portion the meat afterwards. You then of course use your lighter to start the fire. You set up a small cooking area around the fire and place your skillet over it. Finally you spice up the venison, oil up your skillet a bit, and then cook up your steaks.
The Wold Lady watches you in awe as you cook. She sniffs the air as she smells the spices and meat both compliment each other. It smells delicious to her.
After a while of cooking you then finally set up your plates. It's a shame you have no sides to go with the meat. Then again you do have some cup noodle ramen with you. But would she really enjoy that?

>>5085172
It can't hurt to let her try some, right?

>>5085180
Seconding this

>>5085196
>wolf id
Hell yeah

>>5085172
Make a note to buy a bulk bag of doggy kibble, and mix it up with a few can of wet dog food. Would it be a bad idea to feed the wolves?


What is our goal here again?

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>>5085133
perfection. this is why i cant stop coming here.

>>5085198
this bread just keeps getting better. fart as i can decipher my ID is RAPE+RAGE MODE. furshadderbing :DDD???

>>5085172
do the noodly OP!

>>5085172
Yay for noodle, if she doesnt like it well we can figure out something later.
>>5085336
>>5085198
I am starting to believe this quest is blessed.

You decide to at least let her try some Ramen noodles. You take a few bottles of water from the car and put it in a pot. You then add in the noodles and ramen powder from a cup ramen as you then put the pot over the fire. You let it cook for a few minutes, stirring occasionally.
As you continue to cook the ramen, you then set up a plate for you and the Wolf Lady. Putting a few steaks on a plate for you and her, about two each. Hopefully a small bowl of ramen for the both of you.
There's still a lot of deer meat left. Maybe it might be a good idea to smoke the rest of the deer leg to make jerky for later. But then again that meat could attract wild animals. Putting in your car is just asking for bears to destroy it. Might be safer to put it in a place where they can't reach it. Maybe tie it to a tree? Sounds like a plan... if you had rope. Best to focus of the rest of that meat later.
Some time later the Ramen boils and gets done. You set it to the side and let it cool for a bit. You decide to give out the plates after that. You with your steaks and the Wolf Lady with hers.
The Wolf Lady's steaks were cut into nice bite sizes so she didn't have to chomp into the steak and she could enjoy the flavor of a well done venison. The Wolf Lady then starts eating her meal. She nibbles on her food for a bit and chews with her mouth open occasionally but she looks like she loves the food.
You smile at her as you enjoy your own steak. "I'm glad you like the food.", you say to her kindly. The Lady then looks over to you. She then quickly swallows the food in her mouth. Her mouth moves for a bit. As if she is sounding out something.
"Ta hank yoo.", you hear a soft voice say.
Your eyes open wide. It speaks. The Wolf Lady speaks english.
"Ta hank yoo far fa lame fud.", she thanks you again.
So with this revelation what do you do, do you try talking to her or maybe just accept the thanks and move on?

>>5085396
We could ask for her name.

>>5085416
Good idea

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>>5085396
>>5085416
MC-kun needs a name too. Cute scene of them learning each others names? Does MC-kun have alcohol anon? I want to get ookami-chan tipsy. And make sure she doesnt get into the chocolate. Smores will kill her.

>>5085427
I would rather not intoxicate her right now.

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>>5085435
just the tip in tip-sy
PROMISE

>>5085416
Supporting

>>5085416
>>5085422
>>5085427
>>5085452
If you guys want to know her name you have to come up with a name for MC.
Also roll 6d20.
I'll take the best results.

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Rolled 15, 7, 13, 15, 4, 18 = 72 (6d20)

>>5085461
Since this is a >>5081900
>Mexican Siesta Enjoyers Forum
I request MC be named:
Putto

Rolled 11, 20, 7, 3, 6, 7 = 54 (6d20)

>>5085461
Fey I guess?

Rolled 20, 17, 16, 7, 15, 16 = 91 (6d20)

>>5085474
literally who
I also have a better idea: Lupus Wolff.

Rolled 17, 17, 9, 4, 17, 18 = 82 (6d20)

>>5085518
>>5085461

support

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Rolled 13, 8, 1, 20, 20, 17 = 79 (6d20)

>>5085521
i didnt pay attention in spanish class either but i atleast had the decency to remember the curse words. there was a girl who sat on the other side of the room who never crossed her legs. spent half the period just looking up her skirt. pretty sure she knew i was too and didnt care. good times.

rolling for Pedro

Rolled 14, 3, 16, 9, 4, 8 = 54 (6d20)

>>5085461

Rolled 2, 17, 5, 13, 7, 17 = 61 (6d20)

>>5085518
>>5085461
Wait, I thought it was for the Wolf girl. Nevermind. I guess Vladimir or Adolf?

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Rolled 10, 9, 13, 3, 15, 15 = 65 (6d20)

>>5085461
now that i think about it, MC-kun gives me Oshino vibes.

Rolling for Oshino Meme (no joke, his name is actually may-may)

You decide to try and talk with the Wolf Lady. "You know how to talk?", you ask her gently. She stares at you. Unsure how to respond.
"I tolk.", the Wolf Lady replies. Judging by how she talks, you can tell it's broken English. Still she is at least saying something.
Though what do you say to a person that can barely speak? Even if you think of the best thing to say how would they respond? "Umm... how are you?", you say as try to create conversation. Though even you have to admit that was a bad start.
The Wolf Lady goes up to you. Her innocent eyes meeting yours. She back a bit and points to herself. "Lepus.", she says.
"Lepus?", you asked confused of the situation.
She then forces her hand to point to her. "Lepus Wolff!"
"Lepus Wolff?", you ask before you finally realize. "Oh. That's who you are. That's your name. Lepus. That's actually a pretty cute name. Almost like Lapis."
She then leans closer to you. Her finger points to you. "Howaryu?", she asks you.
"How am I? I think you are meaning to ask who am I? Well my name is Vladimir Pedro. But in case you are asking how I feel I am doing good."
"Pay-drow?", Lepus replies. She then leans even closer to you and starts smelling you. "Paydrow hue man?"
"Well yeah.", you confirm to her. "I am a human. But I'm a good friendly human that's all."
"Fren?", she then asks as she tilts her head.
"It's another way of saying we're close."
"La-ike Pack?"
"Yeah like your pack.", you nervously say as you remember what happened the last time you encountered a wolf.
Lepus then embraces you. Holding you close to her. "Lepus... Pay-drow... Wee Pack!", she proclaims as she rubs your head.
"um sure... we're a pack I guess.", you confirm to her as you accept her hug.
Suddenly it seems like the world freezes. Not temperature wise but visually. It felt like time stopped for a bit. Until you hear someone say something.

>Name: Vladimir Pedro
>Occupation: Chef
>Class: None
>Race: Human
>Strength: 9 + 1 =10
>Dexterity: 4 + 1 = 5
>Constitution: 17 + 1 = 18
>Intelligence: 17 + 1 = 18
>Wisdom: 17 + 1 = 18
>Charisma: 18 + 1 = 19

>Name: Lepus Wolff
>Occupation: None
>Class: Monk (LV1)
>Race: Half-Elf
>Strength: 20
>Dexterity: 17
>Constitution: 16
>Intelligence: 7
>Wisdom: 15
>Charisma: 16 + 2 = 18
>Please add plus one to two of Lepus' stats candidate.

>>5085618
2 to wisdom.
Also, you sure this is the route you want to take QM?

>>5085618
+1 intelligence
+1 constitution

>>5085618
>>Intelligence: 7
Oh no, she’s retarded.
>>Please add plus one to two of Lepus' stats candidate.
Uh
You mean “choose two of the stats that have the +1 next to them“?
In that case +1 to strength and dexterity for pedro.

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>>5085618
>Vladimir Pedro
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Keep it up OP. Thoroughly entertained.

+2 Dexterity
trust me, it'll pay off later uwu

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>>5085618
+1 INT
+1 DEX
Make her slightly less retarded at least, and if we're on DnD rules it would put her over the threshold for a +1 bonus to each roll.

also top kek OP, I was NOT expecting this at all.

Also is that a 20 in STR I see?
Can we ask her to throw us up and cacth us just for funs?

>>5085655
We can use her as a free towing service if our car breaks down

>>5085618
Can't say I saw this coming.

>Intelligence +1
>Dexterity +1

Also holy shit our boy Pedro is an actual Wizard in making with those stats. Time to learn how to manipulate the elements.

Gonna come back tomorrow.
Got some stuff to do.

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>>5085732
did a drawfag 4 hype
having fun OP. you better take responsibility senpai. gonna make a grown man cry!

>>5085756
That hair makes me wonder just how filthy hers is (full of dirt, twigs, wolf shit, dried blood). Our first roll should be CON to not notice this and gag while being hugged.

>>5085756
Honestly, the only thing I can bitch about is that you drew Holo instead of a half feral wolf elf. Nice job though.

>>5085446
I know its late but No.

>>5085618
>Intelligence +1
>Dexterity +1
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT! Lets be a wizard! We got the stats!

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>>5085774
>>5085783
huge spice and wolf fan so i am bias when i think "wolf girl". i'll draw another one when i get the time.
>full of dirt, twigs, wolf shit, dried blood
rude! she licks herself properly anon, and with that dexterity stat im sure her tongue can reach her asshole like a heat sicking missile.
>>5085869
>69
you say No
but your digits say Yes

>>5085618
>Half-Elf
Fucking fey

Also, we must protect that smile

>>5086182
I am not agreeing to intoxicating this very nice fae just because of your kink.

>>5085618
Lexus has some intimate understanding of wolves. Would she possibly be able to fill the role of a Ranger and take on a wolf as an animal companion?

How under rated is critter armor for animal companions? People know you can put armor on animals right?

>>5086543
*Lepus
Fucking auto correct

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>>5086295
dont worry anon, its just juice. like church (:

>>5086664
Those digits are almost sinister anon
Goddamn that is a fine drawing

>>5086664
>We got art from someone who isn't the qm in the literal first thread
>before even 200 posts
Goddamn QM, you are doing good. Please don't abandon this.

>>5086671
i know i died when i didnt get quads lol XD
spice and wolf always gets me motivated to start drawfagging. makes me feel like im a dork in the back of middle school drama class again!

>>5086664
Does she have a tail though?
Good drawing anyways.

>Please tap the screen in front of you to make edits.

You are not sure what is going on but hearing all this and seeing these random stats in front of you really caught you off guard. It looks like a Dungeons and Dragons character sheet. One that you can apparently edit.
Seeing your stat sheet you can you have the makings to become a wizard but according to your sheet your class is nothing. You also notice your strength and dexterity stats are kind of bad. Maybe you try to change it. You tap the screen of floating letters and numbers.

>Your stats and class can not be altered.
>Please set up your partner's stats.

Well that sucks. Unfortunately you can't mess with your stats. But you can apparently mess with Lepus'.
Looking at her stats you can see some interesting details. Such as her strength being a full twenty. Damn she is strong. What the hell made her that strong?
She's also has a good numbers on Dexterity, Constitution, and Wisdom. You also see that she has a very good amount of Charisma. A good 18. Probably explains why she looks so cute and can emote so well you can understand her her.
You then notice her intelligence as well. A dull seven. You could tell she needed more intelligence. So you immediately place a +1 on her Intelligence.

>Candidate chose to place a +1 on Intelligence.
>Intelligence: 7 + 1 = 8
>Please place the other +1 to another stat.

You think about it for a while. Honestly you wish you can place another +1 to her intelligence. But since you can't you might as well place it on another status.
Looking back you can see that her dexterity is at 17. Maybe you can use that +1 there. Noticing her Monk class, you can assume she has Unarmored Defense which means she has an Armor Class of of at least 15. So if you add a +1 to dexterity you can make it a 16. Plus it could make her faster as well. So you decide to add it to Dexterity.

>Candidate places +1 to Dexterity.
>Dexterity: 17 + 1 = 18.
>Thank you for your Stat improvements Candidate.
>Please wait for further instructions from the previous champion.

The screens and letters then begin to disappear. It starts feeling warmer. Time continues to move. You could feel Lepus embracing you again. You have no idea what just happened.
Lepus then notices you are no longer embracing her. She then looks up at you. A bit concerned with how cold you feel now. She then nuzzles you. Trying to warm you up.
You're not sure what to do. It's still the middle of the day. Maybe you just enjoy your time with Lepus before these "further instructions" arrive. The question is how do you spend your time with her?
You then remember the ramen is still cooling down. You might need to go check on that.

>>5086685
your right. i forgot the tail at first so i drew it in the background behind the punch bowl but i am now realizing it could be mistaken for a campfire or something. thats what i get for obsessing over the hands.

>>5086689
Eat the rest of the ramen, cuddle a bit more.

>>5086689
We can eat the ramen while cuddling, right?

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>>5086689
do you bring a kiddie pool OP? we could do the white trash version of a beach episode before the tournament arc.

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>>5086689
Eat Ramen and TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL!

>>5086689
ramen and cuddles. ask about the other wolves, her family? They tried to visit us but we spooked them. Are they friendly?

>>5086726
you sick degenerate. she doesn't have a tail tho

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>>5086689
>tfw no wolf girl to cuddle and eat ramen with

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gibbing another boomp for the night.
hope you like the drawings everybody and merry christmas! i dont usually have time to do this shit buts its the holidays and business is slow so fuck it i'll go all out.

also requesting OP make a cute scene of Lepus learning how to use chopsticks because moe is justice.

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>>5086726
>>5086765
fuck. i forgot to draw the tail again.

>>5086689
OP please clarify if Lepus has a tail.

So sorry for not being active.
Hopefully I will make more than just one post tomorrow.

>>5087174
No there is no tail.

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>>5085756
>>5086664
>>5087084
I like your pictures.
Nice job.
Here's my own doodle.
I'm not good with hands and feet.

>>5087229
If those are the ears of a half-elf, I dread to think of how long the ears on a full elf must be.

>>5087230
Never seen Lodoss War?

>>5087279
never heard of it so I assume not

>>5087279
>>5086710
>wolf id gone
Damn shame

>>5087308
>Quest dies

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>>5087526
thank you OP. i made another drawing. quest has me excited. cant wait to see where you take it.
>>5087526
be patient bitch. good writing takes time.

>>5087912
It was a joke lol, cuz he lost his cool id. By the way epic drawing.

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>>5087229
spaghettid same dude twice. 4u
>>5087912

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>>5087920
noted.
>>5087308
phonefags get the rope.
>inb4 VPN
seriously, who the fuck pays for a VPN? you know they turn around and sell all your data like everyone else, right?

if your going to be a degenerate, just double down on it. no shame...unless your into that i guess.

>>5087938
Well, this phonefag is getting some pure silver limited Holo coins delivered next year.

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>>5087954
>pure silver limited Holo coins delivered next year.
*puts down the rope*

Sorry for being late.
Legs hurting from moving furniture and lifting up some heavy gifts for Christmas that need wrapping but will be here tonight.
>>5087938
>phoneposters get the rope
>tfw I am a phoneposter.

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>>5087971
It was on /pmg/.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/holo-coin-mk-2/x/19336697#/

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>>5087976
using
>tfw
without a fw
mfw

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>>5087979
you know i really loved that little detail from the story where holo couldn't leave the village without the bag of wheat around her neck. totally forgot about that until i was looking at the coin. thanks for the sauce bro.

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>>5087976
>legs hurting from moving furniture and lifting up some heavy gifts
im glad your legs hurt, that means your lifting right. i was a retard and didnt listen to the old timers when they told me not to lift with my back. feeling it now.

made another drawing for you OP. i noticed you seem to like drawing your wolf waifu eating stuff so i figured this would be down your alley.

You get the pot of now cooled down Ramen and bring it to the table. You get a couple of bowls out and put some ramen in it. You give Lepus a nice small portion just so she can taste it.
You then bring it over to the half-elf. Lepus then leans over to the ramen and sniffs it. She is unsure of what to think of the meal. You proceed to explain what ramen.
"It's a soup with noodles." You try to explain to her. "You wouldn't actually know what noodles and soup are. Um... Think of it as warm water that tastes a bit like meat."
Lepus stares at you for a bit before returning her focus to the ramen. She then begins licking the ramen broth up. Drinking as much as she could. The taste was familiar to her. Tasted like one of the farm chickens she occasionally hunted. She then continues to drink the ramen broth.
The half-elf definitely looks like she is enjoying it. You watch as she eats as you eat your ramen with a soup spoon. You see she is nearly finishing up her food, she does seem to be a fan of the noodles.
Lepus then finishes drinking up the broth and makes a relaxed sigh. She then leans over to your lap and proceeds to close her eyes. Wait, is she sleeping? Well it seems she is. Best not to bother her. So you let her rest up on you.
You do notice a couple of movements though. She is nuzzling you as she sleeps. Wait is she trying to cuddle you or imprint on you? Either way she seems to be comfortable on you. Smiling as she rubs on you.
You decide to pet her a bit. Maybe it would be a good way to bond? So you softly and gently rub your hand across her head. You notice her kicking her leg a bit to that. She's enjoying it.
You decide to let her nap on you for a bit longer as you are now lost in your thoughts. So half-elfs exist now? Wait elfs exist now? Since when? Does that mean Taum was right when he said his wild conspiracy theory about mythical creatures existing in our world as some sort of illuminati group pulling the strings to certain events in the world? No. Taum is a dumbass.
You then remember what the voice said. Something about recieving further instructions from a previous champion. What could that be about? Also champion? Champion of what exactly.
"Howdy.", you hear a familiar voice greet you. You look up and see the kind grin on the face of an old man. It's the forest ranger. "I was wondering when someone would find her.", he says to you as he now decides to sit in front of you. "So... I am going to assume you have a lot of questions about Lepus?"

>>5088235
So you're familiar with her, or at least know her. Why's she out here? What happened to her family?

>>5088235
>So you're familiar with her, or at least know her. Why's she out here? What happened to her family?

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>>5088235
>theory about mythical creatures existing in our world as some sort of illuminati group pulling the strings to certain events in the world?
>"I was wondering when someone would find her."

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>>5088235
alright, got a list of questions for ranger glow-hard:
-are there other people creatures like Lepus?
-what is the government doing with them? heck, not just governments: private military contractors, corporations, extremist groups?

and most importantly
-why were you waiting for me baka desu!? is there some special reason lepus is warming up to me? am i the dRaGonBr0n?

You look over towards the forest ranger. Your eyes only go towards him. Wondering where he came from or why he was here.
"How do you know Lepus?", you ask the old man quietly not trying wake up the Wolf Lady. "Do you know where she came from or why she's here?"
"I just do. I know for a fact she was sent here for a reason. Also know her family as well. Still alive and doing well. Trust me we were close. Very close.", the ranger responds as he pulls out a pipe from his pocket and starts lighting it up. He then looks up to you. He then starts handing you a cigarette. "I'm sorry you want a smoke?", he kindly asks you.
"No I'm good for now.", you reply. "What do you mean by sent here for a reason? Also if Lepus' family is still alive why haven't they come to get her?"
"Oh they had no choice." He simply replies as he begins to roast a marshmallow. "I brought her into this world after she did what she needed to in her's."
"Her world?", you ask now confused.
"The world she and I came from.", the ranger explains. "A lot less modern than what you guys have. But hey at least our world actually have strong men. While here the people are weak as a twig. I mean look at you. You're the peak example of what I am talking about. Average strength and slow as molasses. But hey at least you guys are smart. Really would make a good wizard in my world. Honestly you do have the makings to be a good candidate for this competition."
You're not sure if he is insulting you or complimenting you. Still you have no idea what he's talking about. Another world? Finished business? Compition? You couldn't help but ask, "Who exactly are you?"
"Oh. How rude of me.", he says as he realizes, "Sorry for not introducing myself. I'm the previous champion of the New World Tournament. My name is God."
You stare at this man. He didn't just say what he just said. He's... God?
"Y-you're joking right?", you ask him.
"Nope not joking at all.", he replies, "and now I'm giving you a chance to become one too. All you have to do is raise this half-elf woman to not only be a respectable member of society but also be a good fighter as well."
"Y-you expect me to believe that?!", you ask him not believing a single word.
"Eeyup.", "God" responds, "As soon as she warmed up to you, you were immediately registered to not only be her caretaker but also train her."
You couldn't believe a word he said. But his calm demeanor and that straight face he had. He's being a hundred percent genuine.
You then remember something. "You mentioned that I'm a candidate.", you ask God. "That means there are other people like Lepus right?"
"Well, yeah.", the ranger responds. "Wouldn't be a competition if there was only one person. Don't worry they aren't all half-elfs. Would be boring if that was case. And no the government is not involved, that would also be boring. I also get this question a lot as well, no you're not special. You're all regular humans. Just like every other candidate. Any other questions?"

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>>5088358
>All you have to do is raise this half-elf woman to not only be a respectable member of society but also be a good fighter as well.
pokemon with benefits.

and the chance to become a God...huh. say, wtf happens if we lose??? read between the jew-speak.

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>>5088358
i am going to be wreck at work today. worth it.

>>5088358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNUu6wSKPOA
Foking 'ell shits gonna get nasty.

QUESTIONS FOR GOD
>Can I have your contact information for any other questions I need for later, or forget to ask now? We can still visit you right, or are you disappearing like a dad leaving to grab a pack of smokes?
>What's with Lepus's family of wolves? She's part of their pack, but what does that entail? Will they protect her if anyone tries to hurt her? Are those wolves from your world too, or are they local? How smart are they? Sorry for the questions, I'm wondering if I can convince them to "help" us, maybe even outfit them with K9 armor. How cool would that be.
>So, wizards are a thing? Can I learn how to be a wizard, or do alchemy or something?
>Not gonna lie chief, I'm feeling stupid for asking this, but I saw a display earlier that reminded me of Dungeons and Dragons. I assume DnD was based off of this tournament?
>Is there anything else you could do to help us prepare? Any advice you'd like to give us?
>Your name is God. Is that what I think it means, or that's just your name only?
>If this is a tournament, are we all expected to enter an arena, or is this like a World sized Battle Royale where we can fight, and I assume kill each other at any place and any time? Oh god I'm going to jail.
>Are demons and angels real?
>If you think I'm so weak, do you have any advice for me on how to gain some muscle mass? All that comes to mind is lots of morning workouts, stretching, protein powder, and hitting the gym.
>Are guns, poisons, and bombs allowed in this tournament? Is this a lethal or nonlethal tournament?
>Her class said "monk" and level 1. What does that entail? She doesn't seem to be wearing the typical monk attire.
>how old are you?
>When does this New World Tournament start, or has it already start?
>Will I be able to easily recognize other contestants?
>Are there any rules?
>Can we have some marshmallows?
>Does Lepus know who you are?
>Define respectable member of society. I know what that is here, but do you mean respectable from this world's standards, or yours?
>Will I have to balance between my normal life and work hours, or will I magically not have to work this Sunday?

QUESTIONS FOR GM
>I pray to Christian GOD that we're not in the UK. What are the weapons and gun laws in our country? Do we own any weapons? Weapon Licenses? Concealed weapon license? Are suppressors and subsonic weapons legal or illegal in our country/state?
>How much money do we have in our wallet, car, at home, checking's account, savings account, and investment accounts?
>Do we know of any martial arts places or gyms in the town we live in? can we learn or teach Lepus krav maga?

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>>5088358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyY9Wpfajqo
I have some ideas QM. Can we do them?
Will molotovs, spiked or brass, knuckles, knives, bear mace, or collapsible batons be allowed?

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>>5088358
Do aliens exist?

>>5088542
oh christ where did the top of our head go

>>5088596
Pedro’s mind was blown.

>>5088377
I'd say more like Mirai Nikki

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>>5088596
>>5088657
got lazy at the end kek

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>>5088742
took me a moment to remember what that plot was even about. good show though. yandere kino.

I hate my fucking stomach sometimes.
Sorry guys I'm a bit sick. Typing this from home computer.
If the thread dies by the time I get back I'll make a new one.

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>>5089336
i had stomach issues for a long time too bro. i mix turmeric powder and hot water in a thermos every morning. honestly it helps a lot. if you've never tried turmeric before you really should. can probably find it in any of the spices isles at your local super market. dont need to put in a whole lot either. just a few dashes. that shit stains everything orange though so be careful

>>5089370
blessed be the rare artfag.

>>5089336
Also, this isn't /tg/, threads stick around for a month+ so no worries.
Get well soon regardless.

Hope the QM gets well soon. This quest was pretty cool to follow.

>>5093357
Merry Christmas Everyone

>>5097192
Merry Christmas to you too

>>5097192
>>5097541
Merry chritmas to both of you. Hope to see you all next year.

>>5097192
Does your stomach still have a hole in it?

>>5097955
Of course he does. How else would the food get in?

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>>5097192
merry christmas bro
hope you keep the quest going. love the story.

>>5097192
Come back pls

>>5100813
We've been abandoned

>>5102590
It's new years, most quests haven't had an update

"I can tell you have several questions in your mind.", the ranger notices, "I think I will have The UI ask them for you and I will answer them for you."

Suddenly the random screens you saw earlier comes back. The screen shows off all your questions.

>Can I have your contact information for any other questions I need for later, or forget to ask now? We can still visit you right, or are you disappearing like a dad leaving to grab a pack of smokes?
"Don't worry I will be visiting every contestant around Sunday every week. If you have more questions just ask me when I come over."

>What's with Lepus's family of wolves? She's part of their pack, but what does that entail? Will they protect her if anyone tries to hurt her? Are those wolves from your world too, or are they local? How smart are they? Sorry for the questions, I'm wondering if I can convince them to "help" us, maybe even outfit them with K9 armor. How cool would that be.
"Nah the wolves are from your world. Gotta say they were really kind to take care of her for 17 years. Made her a strong 22 year old. If you want to try to bring a wolf you, go ahead. Though I am pretty sure it's illegal to own a wolf or any pet at your apartment.

>So, wizards are a thing? Can I learn how to be a wizard, or do alchemy or something?
"I mean you kind of are. You are a chef working at a four star restaurant. That's close to being a wizard in your world really."

>Not gonna lie chief, I'm feeling stupid for asking this, but I saw a display earlier that reminded me of Dungeons and Dragons. I assume DnD was based off of this tournament?
"Can't really answer that, but I will say I gave some influence."

>Is there anything else you could do to help us prepare? Any advice you'd like to give us?

>Your name is God. Is that what I think it means, or that's just your name only?
"Well it is my name... but it's not at the same time. Hard to explain really."

>If this is a tournament, are we all expected to enter an arena, or is this like a World sized Battle Royale where we can fight, and I assume kill each other at any place and any time? Oh god I'm going to jail.
"Don't worry. Everything has been localized to your town. It will be still be a battle royale and you can fight anywhere but both parties must agree to fight in order to begin."

>Are demons and angels real?
"Maybe."

>If you think I'm so weak, do you have any advice for me on how to gain some muscle mass? All that comes to mind is lots of morning workouts, stretching, protein powder, and hitting the gym.
"Trust me, you won't be the one fighting. Just guiding Lepus and making sure she wins. Your brains are important. Be sure to use them a lot."

>Are guns, poisons, and bombs allowed in this tournament? Is this a lethal or nonlethal tournament?
"Depends on the candidates' set of rules. But it's mostly anything goes."

>Her class said "monk" and level 1. What does that entail? She doesn't seem to be wearing the typical monk attire.
"What does attire have to with your class? But to answer your question she was a monk in the previous world. So the class kind of stuck with her."

>how old are you?
"Not important."

>When does this New World Tournament start, or has it already start?
"Trust me you got plenty of time to get her ready. Now that you have found the last contestant, the tournament will begin in a year. Though I will say you might have the least prep time compared to all the other contestants."

>Will I be able to easily recognize other contestants?
"Most contestants will have a fantasy race around with them."

>Are there any rules?
"Yes. First off don't die, second don't kill."

>Can we have some marshmallows?
"Yes.", the ranger says as he tossed a marmellow for you and a sleeping Lepus.

>Does Lepus know who you are?
".... I'd rather not discuss."

>Define respectable member of society. I know what that is here, but do you mean respectable from this world's standards, or yours?
"Your's obviously. If this went by my world's standard then all you really need is to learn how to read.

>Will I have to balance between my normal life and work hours, or will I magically not have to work this Sunday?
"Yes you still have to go to work. You have friends and family though. They can help right?"

>Is there anything else you could do to help us prepare? Any advice you'd like to give us?
"All the advice I can give is take good care of her. OK."

"Anyways that's all the questions I can answer. I better go inform everyone about the last contestant has been found. I'm pretty sure you gonna be popular. See you later Vlad Pablo. Good luck on raising Lepus." With that the park ranger then leaves. Taken a few steps towards the campfire and then suddenly disappearing.

Speaking of disappearances I'm sorry for my disappearance online. I have been so busy with a stomach ache and Christmas. Again sorry for being gone for so long.

Well what now

You sit there and take in all the information you were just given. So you now have to bring Lepus home with you and take care of her. How you plan on explaining to your sister that you found a half-elf woman raised by wolves in the middle of the woods and now have to participate in tournament to become a higher being is beyond you. You are having a hard time convincing yourself that it is happening.

Oh yeah there is also that one thing as well. Taking Lepus home with you. How exactly are you going to do that? Do you just put her in your car and take her with you or do you try to convince her before Sunday arrives? This is a delicate situation. So you think about it all night as she sleeps on you.

>>5103505
>Though I am pretty sure it's illegal to own a wolf or any pet at your apartment.
We're smart. Lets look for loopholes when we get home. having a guard wolf would be a good deterrent against robbers.

>Is there anything else you could do to help us prepare? Any advice you'd like to give us?
Did he just skip that?

>>5103527
We could try explaining some of the things we learned to Lepus as best we can. We can't exactly take an entire pack of wolves with us to the apartment, the best case scenario we take one, but we can visit them at least once a week.
Good god we made a good choice raising her INT from 7 to 8. She's still a little slow, but we can work on that.

Can we do these >>5088562 >>5088564
>>5088553
Weapons? weapon licenses? how much money we got?

>>5103527
Just wake her up and explain that to we are going to our place, then ask her to come with us.

>>5103527
How the fuck are we gonna bath her and teach her common womens care? Are we gonna sperg out about her being naked? Oh wait, no that's what our sister is for. Crisis averted.

>>5103575
Bruh, if she does anything weird in public we can just say that she is a farm girl and knows nothing about society.

>I pray to Christian GOD that we're not in the UK. What are the weapons and gun laws in our country? Do we own any weapons? Weapon Licenses? Concealed weapon license? Are suppressors and subsonic weapons legal or illegal in our country/state?
Weapons are legal in the fights. However you guys are going to need a license to carry and use.

>How much money do we have in our wallet, car, at home, checking's account, savings account, and investment accounts?
Roll a 1d100.
100 meaning you are the 1%, 1 meaning you live in a box and are more than likely bumming off your sister and just started work as a chef to try and get back on your feet. I'll take the result that lands on dubs.

>Do we know of any martial arts places or gyms in the town we live in? can we learn or teach Lepus krav maga?
I'm going to say no due to your stats being so low.

>Do aliens exist?
Maybe.

>I have some ideas QM. Can we do them? Will molotovs, spiked or brass, knuckles, knives, bear mace, or collapsible batons be allowed?
Again license to use weapons. Though bear mace seems like the easiest thing to require.

>>5103559
By accident. Sorry about that. It was fixed in the second part of the Q&A.

>>5103575
We might just have to confide in our sister on this one at some point so she can help us with handling a female member of the species and to avoid "fuck fuck she's coming over hide the feral half-elf quick before she gets here" situations.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5103581

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5103580
We could say she's Amish.

Thank god we don't live in the UK. How hard is it gonna be to get a license, a gun, a conceal carry permit, subsonic ammo, and a suppressor?

>>5103581
best of 1d100, or best of 3? Oh dubs!

You know, maybe we could try to pass her off as human. Grab some clothes that might cover her more animalistic features, maybe.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5103586
Just buy them on the black market, nobody is going to give a shit when we become a deity.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5103581
Can we fill a super soaker with bear mace?

>>5103591
Dude we're a chef at a four star restaurant. We'd need to do some digging to see if those even exist in out town, in addition to not find ourselve n the FBI's watchlist.

>>5103600
Well that's enough to pay the bills, some new clothes, and groceries needed for your home and with a little spare change. Guess your bet with Taum was a bad idea.

>>5103604
Shit, maybe I shouldn't had rolled a second time.

>>5103600
Well of course it is possible to fill a super soaker with mace, or poison.
Search “how firearms work” on the local library (Either the shelves themselves or on the net) if buying guns sounds like asking the police to bust down your door.
>>5103604
Oh no he is a wageslave.

>>5103608
>Name: Vladimir Pedro
>Occupation: Chef
>Class: None
>Race: Human
>Strength: 9 + 1 =10
>Dexterity: 4 + 1 = 5
>Constitution: 17 + 1 = 18
>Intelligence: 17 + 1 = 18
>Wisdom: 17 + 1 = 18
>Charisma: 18 + 1 = 19
Maybe we should ask for a promotion or pay raise. Fingers crossed we get promoted to manager, or should we find some other source of income?

>>5103612
Loans? Getting Lepus to do menial labor? Selling drugs? Tax fraud? Reducing expenditures?

After a while you find your eyes getting heavy. Seems as if you are getting tired. You sleep in front of the fire with Lepus on top of you. With the fresh smell of deer jerky being made helping you rest easier.
The next morning you wake up with a pain on your stomach. Not because of food problems but because Lepus places another animal corpse on top of you expecting you to cook it. This time it's a turkey. The headless corpse of corpse of the fat bird gushes blood onto you. "Kook!", she says excitedly.
Trying not to be rude you gently place the bird's corpse off of you. "Sorry Lepus. I don't have any more spices to make this bird taste good.", you say to her. The half-elf looks disappointed. Her long ears droop to the side. "But," you continue on trying to cheer her up. I do over at my home. So how about you come over to my home so I can cook you all the food you want?"
Lepus looks at you. She then goes over to your car. She pats at it. "Hom!", she says.
"N-no Lepus th-that's my car.", you explain to her. Good thing the alarm was off. "My home is a lot farther away from here." Lepus then points to the sky. Thinking that is your home. "A bit closer than that. Here. Let me take you there after I pack everything up."
You then empty your ice chest and empty your drinks out. Putting the hopefully fresh dead turkey in there instead. You then open the car doors. You invite Lepus to enter.
Lepus knows what the car is like inside. It's a musical place. She then hops in there. You close the door once she is safe in there. You soon enter the car yourself.
You get the car started and start heading off into town. Along the way, the radio plays. Seems to mostly play some 2000's classics. What is that One Week by Bare Naked Ladies on the radio? Your sister would love that.
You then remember you are now bringing in a complete stranger in your sister's home. You decide to make a quick stop at the gas station. You gotta make a call. Not to mention some decent clothes for you after all that blood was on you and for Lepus so she looks.... a bit more normal.
"Stay in the car.", you explain to Lepus. You then head inside the gas station. You grab your cellphone and make a call to your sister. As it rings you start thinking about how to start this conversation.
I'll take the answer with the highest roll with 1d20.

>>5103644
>"Hello sister, do you remember the bet I made?”
Explain that we found her, she was very cute and we decided to take care of the poor girl. Avoid all the stuff about the tournament and deny her unnatural characteristics.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5103660
Forgot to roll.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>5103661
Oh for fuck’s sake.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5103644
>Tell her you lost 40 bucks

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>5103660
+1
Didnt we win the bet?

>>5103672
Nah, our boy vladimir Peedro thought Lupus didnt exist.

>>5103681
His foolishness earned him autoimmune disease.

>>5103672
FUCK. I hope this doesnt count.

>>5103688
Whats that?

>>5103660
I would like to vote against sounding like a massive creep who took in a random girl he found in the woods because we thought she was cute.

>>5103681
>win bet
>gain some money and feel good for being right
>lose bet
>gain an cute wolf waifu
All roads lead to victory

But uh, while i don't want to be a little bitch, i really do think we should keep the truth of lupus away. Our friend probably didn't actually see her, otherwise he'd have photos - rather, he probably heard it as one of those urban stories and believed them.

I don't want Lupus to get kidnapped by the glowies

>>5103698
An autoinmune disease is pretty much your inmune system attacks a part of your body.

>>5103701
>>5103706
You can vote against it and it still wouldnt matter. Whoever rolls the highest gets to say whatever we want, and OP technically didnt give a roll limit. You could probably roll something right now and figure out something better to say.

>>5103708
Fuck that sounds like suffering.

>>5103708
Sounds like lipid nanoparticles not staying in your arm, amirite?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Changing my support vote from here >>5103660
To something less creepy

>>5103644
Explain to our sister that we owe her money, because the wolf lady myth was real. We have a photo of her sleeping with real god given wolves. Shes effectively homeless so we're coming home to give her some place to live. We'd appreicate her help in helping her acclimate to civilized society. We mean what we said, she was practically raised by wolves.

If she doesnt believe us, how about a double or nothing bet? $100 says she's real and I have proof.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>5103725
Rolling to say something less creepy - that is to say, we should eventually go and explain the situation to our sister. Not necessarily the whole battle royale thing, but the part about helping her and specifically trying to get her a home without alerting authorities which would most likely abuse her through research.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5103644
Hey sis so you remember the bet? I lost. I'm coming how with the wolf lady, so could you help her acclimate to the apartment? I'll tell you everything when I get there. Good news is I got a few days off.

Luckily you had Cellphone service over at the gas station known as Pumps. You immediately pick out some new clothes for yourself and Lepus as you call your sister. As soon as you dialed the number to your sister's Cellphone she immediately picks up.
"Is something wrong Vlad?", she immediately answers. Why does she always think something bad happened to you? You know she's always worried about you but not every call towards her is not going to be a call for help.
"Nothing is wrong Rosa.", you calmly explain to her. "Although... I will admit this to you. Remember Taum?"
"That Vietnamese co-worker you talk to a lot? The one that had that crazy conspiracy theory?"
"Yeah that one."
"What about him Vlad?"
"Well... I owe him forty bucks now."
"What? You gambled money?! You know we don't have a lot of money at the moment."
"It's going to be OK Rosa. I'm going to ask the manager for a raise when I come back to work. I'm garunteed to get one soon."
Your sister then audibly sighs as you know she is rubbing her forehead right now. "What was it?", she asks.
"Excuse me?"
"What did you bet your money on?"
Well here comes the hard part to explain. "Well Rosa I... I thought it was going to be an easy win. I would go to the forest and find nothing at all. But now she is in my car listening to our CD collection of music."
"She?", your sister asks confused about who you were talking about. "Vlad, who do you mean by she?"
"Well you know the old folklore about a woman in the woods? Well she's real, she's in my car, and I know she needs someone to take care of her an-"
Before you could answer you notice something from the window. Someone was trying to steal something from the trunk of your car. They immediately pull out the ice chest and begin looking through it.
You pay the clerk immediate, not caring for change at all. You look at your phone. "I'll call you back. Something just came up.", you tell your sister as you hang up.
You run at the door about to call out the car jacker until you notice him flying towards the store. He crashes into the store. Breaking the store window and lying on the floor completely unconscious.
You wonder what the hell just happened until you turned around to see Lepus out of the car. You see her in a stance that looks like she just punched someone. Only to get confirmation that she did by the whispering crowd. Lepus then guards the ice chest. She immediately shouts. "This Pay Dro's Bird!! Not yours!!"
You have no idea on how to respond. Do you praise her, scold her, or just book it?

>>5106087
>Book it, then explain to Lepus that it's not a good idea to draw so much attention while praising her for defending herself

>>5106087
>Book it
Nothing to see here guys! (Get out of there man.)
Man she’s real stronk. Also isn’t she naked?

>>5106087
Run up to kick the throw guy in the dick before booking it.
Tell everyone that our friend is just protecting our lunch from a car jacker, someone get this guy sent to jail.
Fuck off back home.

You see the situation and the stares from the crowd. People continue to whisper about what the nearly naked half-elf woman just did. You go up to Lepus, trying to calm her down.
"H-hey. He's gone now and no one is going to attack our car anymore. You were scared. I think everyone understands that. How about we just go back in the car and continue driving to my home?"
Lepus looks at you. She seems to understand you as she starts to go back inside the car. You sigh in relief that she didn't cause any further of a scene. You then look towards the crowd. You try to bullshit your way out.
"She's had a bad experience of people stealing from her.", you explain as you put the ice chest back in. "Sorry for the scene. I'm sure the police will come pick up the thief in a bit. Uh... we'll drive out now."
You then get into the car, start it up, and start driving off. Booking it before the situation got way worse than it needed to be. You both listen to the Proclaimers as you continue to drive home.
You stare at the Wolf Lady as she continues to stare at the ice chest containing that fatty bird. You give out a loud cough to try and get her attention. She then looks at you.
"No one is going to take the turkey while we are driving Lepus.", you explain to her. "I know you were trying to protect our food Lepus but it's not OK to hit people like that. You're...." How the fuck do you explain this? "You're a lot stronger than any of us. So it's probably for the best that you don't get into any fights while we are at my home."
Lepus looks at you completely confused of the situation. "Gra-owl good though right?", she asks you. You couldn't help but look at her once you reached the red light. "Gra-owl es gud warn.", the half-elf explains to you.
You're at a loss for words. You go back to driving once the light goes green. Your head lost in thought as Lepus goes back to looking at the ice chest.
"That Park Ranger's right. I'm going to need help.", you think to yourself. "First thing I need to figure out is figure out what I need to teach her first. Which is more important to teach her right now? Speech and etiquette seem good for teaching her how to act like an actual citizen but she also needs to learn how to fight as well. What should I do?"

>>5106954
Teach her to wear clothing and measure her force when hitting normal people.

>>5106954
Speech and etiquette would be a good place to start. We don't personally know a thing about fighting, so we can leave that be for later. We can just tell her not to kill people.

>>5106954
Etiquette and how to wear clothes, speech is more easily passed off as her being foreign or something, but etiquette and clothes are necessary for humans.

>>5106954
Are there pawn shops in town? I wonder if a pawn shop would sell a brass/studded knuckles for cheap.
Maybe we should buy Lepus some MMA gloves when she throws down.

You decide to go with etiquette first. Teach some proper manners first before teaching her how to fight. First this is first is to try and teach her how to wear proper clothes. Those current rags she is wearing would cause some stares like before... only this time they would think your like some creepy guy with a wild girl fetish. Which you aren't (at least you think).
You then finally arrive at the apartment building where you and your sister live. Luckily you both lived in the floor area. So no stairs for you to travel across. You tell Lepus to stay in the car until it was safe to come out. You then go to your door and open it up with your key.
As soon as you opened the door you immediately see your sister, Rosa Plablo. She was a lot smaller than you but she was very feisty and had a temper problem when it came to you wasting money. You see her arms crossed, an instant tell that she was pissed with you.
"So...", Rosa began, "You made a bet with Taum and lost forty dollars?"
"Listen Rosa I know you are mad with me about the money but I really need your help right now wi-"
Your sister then places her finger on your mouth.
"I'm going to need you be quiet for a bit.", she tells you with a stern voice. "Just because you are garunteed to get a raise, does not mean you can start going back to your habit of gambling away money we have."
Your sister then sighs. She then takes her finger away from your mouth. Finally giving you a moment to speak.
"Now. What do you need my help with?"
Now finally having a minute to talk you then go to your car. You open the door. You then lead Lepus out.
Your sister then stares in awe as you bring the half-elf out. She rubs her eyes and looks at her to see if she was real. "V-Vlad where did you find this woman?!", she asks you. "Did you kidnap her?!"
"No!", you immediately shout out at her. "Why would you think I kidnap a random woman Rosa? She came with me. I found her in the middle of the woods with wolves, she smelled some food I was cooking, and decided to come with me."
"Wait! She was with wolves?!", Rosa asks as she screams at you. "You brought a feral woman to our house?"
"A feral half-elf woman.", you explain to her.
She then stares at you as if you are crazy. "Half-elf.", she sarcastically states. Rosa then gets close to Lepus. She observed her for a bit. Frightening the Wolf Lady a bit by her fierce presence. "Yes Vladimir.", you sister says as she looks back at you. "This human being is a half-elf."
"You don't see her knife like ears and teeth?", you ask Rosa.
"Vlad... these are normal round ears and normal teeth.", she informs you. "You sure you didn't eat some sort of weird mushroom over in that forest? She isn't one of those hippie girls is she?"
She can't see the fantasy features of Lepus. So when people saw her in the gas station, they only saw a half naked human woman punching a man across a parking lot into the store. Maybe that could help you out a bit.

>>5109988
Eh, maybe we're just exhausted from having to go camping and dealing with her punching a man through a building (our excuse to her). Shes deceptively strong by the way.

Your sister then sighs. "Go ahead and bring her in along with the ice chest.", Rosa tells you. She then heads back inside. Leaving you to get the ice chest with Lepus.
You open the trunk and get the ice chest with the dead turkey inside it. Wonder how your sister will react to that. You and Lepus then get the ice chest out. As you both carry the ice chest out of the car and into the house, Lepus stares at you.
"Dwarf scary.", Lepus tells you.
You wanted to laugh at that. "She's not a dwarf Lepus.", you explain to her. "Dwarves have beards and carry pickaxes. Rosa is just a second grade teacher with a Napoleon complex when someone mentions her size."
"Na pole on?"
"Napoleon. Basically an old French general bent on world domination." You know that is wrong but it's the best answer you can give at the moment without going into a huge lecture like your sister would.
Once you get the ice chest in there, you then go up to the stove and prepare it to cook a huge ass turkey you have to de-feather and de-organ. You get out a huge oven sheet pan and a cutting board. You then pull out your the best knife you have to cut meat.
You then call for your sister. She then comes over to you. A bit calmer now.
"Something you need Vlad?", she asks you.
"Yeah. Can you please help out Lepus a bit?", you ask your sister politely. "She could really use a bath. I bought her some clothes to wear."
"You want me to bathe the feral hippie?"
"She's not a hippie Rosa. Just feral She was just a woman I found in the woods."
"And why can't you bathe her? You seem to want to take care of her."
"Well for one thing, I'm cooking a turkey that she hunted for me. Secondly, I'm a guy, she's a girl. It would be awkward for me to bathe her."
"I thought guys liked looking at naked girls."
"Y-yeah! But it's not like we want to bathe them as we stare at them naked! Again it would be awkward! Besides... I think you would know how to wash a woman better than me since you are a woman."
Your sister then sighs. "Fine I'll do this for you once. But once I an done teaching her how to take a bath she's on her own or you have to start bathing her."
Your sister then goes to find Lepus as you then go back to cooking. You wash your hands. You put on some gloves. You de-feather and de-organ the turkey. You wash the turkey meat clean. Now it's time to pick the seasonings for the turney. You decide to use garlic salt and lemon pepper on the turkey. Rubbing all over the turkey. You place the turkey in the oven in 350 degrees to cook for a few hours.
Now to decide what kind of sides to make for it. Since you are home you are able to have a variety of ingredients to make a good meal. The question is what would Lepus like?
Mashed Potatoes sound like a simple thing to make. Add a few chives and you can make it really tasty.
Macaroni and Cheese is very easy to make. Most people like cheese.
Fried Rice with Veggies takes a while to make. She could probably use the vegetables in her diet.

>>5110014
Steam some vegetables or saute them if we think the wolf gal is picky? That doesnt take too much time or effort than it does to cook an entire turkey.
Nake a note to buy Lepus some womens suppliment vitamins, basic toiletries too if we haven't like a toothbrush, tooth paste, pads, floss, soak, show her how to use a nail clipper, how to use the toilet and toilet paper, why to leave the fridge closed, etc.

>>5110038
Sounds like a good idea

>>5110055
We should teach her things like:
>table manners
>wiping your shoes on the door mat outside before entering a house
>which houses allow you to wear shoes inside
>social ques
>ways to tie her hair
>electronics
>not sticking the fork in the power outlet
>not eating legos or marbles

Ask how was her day .

Fucking Hate the Snow

You decide to work with some vegetables. Thinking it would help her out. Sautéing some veggies you know kids like. Carrots, mushrooms, and zucchinis. Kids do like zucchinis right?
You also decide to make some mashed potatoes as well. Potatoes are also considered a vegetable, so maybe it might help. Then again it's also considered a night shade and starch. Still might help her gain a bit of weight.
Speaking of you should probably take Lepus to a doctor. She is a lot skinnier than she needs to be. Amazing that she is since she was on an all meat diet. Raw meat to be exact. So she probably has a couple of parasites in her from eating all that raw deer, turkey, rabbit, among other prey. Maybe a long overdue health check up is what she needs.
You then continue to cook the veggies and mashed potatoes. Maybe a gravy will help her like them more. Note to self once the turkey is done work on a turkey gravy.
You then have this feeling of being watched. You can confirmed you are being watched as soon as you see Lepus leaning closer to the stove. Confused as she looks at what you are cooking.
"Where bird?", the half-elf asks, wondering if you somehow turned the turkey into a bunch of vegetables somehow.
"It's in the oven.", you explain to her as start to put your attention towards her, "It's should be done in about forty minutes or sOH MY GOD YOU ARE NAKED!!"
You freaked out a bit as you see the Wolf Lady now fully nude in the kitchen. She is a bit confused by your reaction. Isn't it natural to be nude after being washed. You try your best not to stare at her.
"Lepus...", you begin question her, "Where are the clothes I bought you?"
The Wolf Lady only responds by pointing in the bathroom.
"You left them there? Right... Why not, you know, try them on for a bit? Who knows maybe you might like them."
Lepus then looks at the bathroom again before going back there to try on the clothes. You sigh as she enters the bathroom again.
Suddenly you see your sister coming out of the bathroom. Rosa then goes up to soaking wet with a few soap suds on her head. She gives you a stern look.
"She likes baths.", Rosa bluntly explains to you. "Next time you are giving her one. Word of advice, don't let her try eating the soap and she loves when you use the scrub brush. But don't scrub her belly. Not unless you want to get soaking wet."
Rosa then leaves, more than likely to get a new set of clothes on. You then go on to finish cooking.

Are we...supposed to do something?

>>5114282
Add women's multivitamins to the list, not the chewable. I dont want her trying to crack the bottle open because she likes the vitamins candy.
Does our job provide health care?

I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to vote for here, anon.

After dinner was finished you then fixed up some plates for everyone. You decide to give Lepus a nice leg of turkey. Seems like the first thing she would ask for. You also give her a favorable size of mashed potatoes and a small portion of veggies with gravy on them. Again you want to ease her into veggies.
You then call everyone over for dinner. Rosa, now wearing dry clothes and but still a bit wet, sits on the table. Though Lepus doesn't appear yet.
You wonder if she is still in the bathroom. You decide to approach the bathroom and knock on the door to see if she is still there. She barks back. A clear indication she is in fact there.
"Are you OK in there Lepus? Do you need help putting those clothes on?", you ask her as you stare at Rosa. A clear indication that you might need her help again. Rosa shakes her head, silently telling you that you should help her out. You now have a couple of options. Help out Lepus, force Rosa to help, just let her try to figure it out on her own, or just let her go out in the buff just for one night.

>>5117202
Be a man and help Lepus, but keep your boner in check. Also make a mental not to tell her she probably should stop barking, and teach her table manners. Things like how to use forks, spoons, knives, napkins, not stuffing your face completely, and not chewing with your mouth open.
We can reward good behavior with ice cream for dessert. Again, ice cream etiquette, dont eat too fast or you'll get a brain freeze.

>>5117251
This, we should help her

You sigh. You know your sister is very adament about you needing to help her since Lepus is your responsibility. You then enter the bathroom.
You see that Lepus was able to get her pair of jogging pants on but they are put on backwards. She is mostly struggling with her T-shirt. Trying her best to put her head through the shirt.
"H-here Lepus let me help.", you tell her.
You take her shirt off real quick. Getting a quick peek of her small breasts. You blush a bit and try not to focus on them. "P-put your arms over your head."
The half-elf then does as you tell her. Her long strong arms over her head. You then put the shirt on her. You put her hands into her sleeve and continuing to slide it down on her. You then reach her head. She then whimper a bit as you try to put her head through the hole of her shirt.
"Is something wrong Lepus?", you ask her.
"Ears hurt." The Wolf Lady replies.
You now notice that Lepus might have sensitive ears. "Oh. Well... I didn't really take that into account.", you tell her. Note to self, find a shirt with a larger neckline when buying shirts for Lepus. "This will hurt a little bit. But trust me, it will be good for you." You then gently slide the shirt the rest of the way onto her.
Lepus shakes her head. Trying to get rid of that feeling of her ears feeling weird. She also does it to get her long hair out of the shirt. She then looks at the mirror. The shirt looks pretty good on her. She even likes the wolf design it had on it. Cliche'd, but you thought it would be a good choice at least.
Now the question is do you help fix Lepus with her pants situation or let her leave it on backwards?

>>5117283
Explain to Lepus the important of of clothes and modesty, in enough words for her to understand.
Do we know anyone thay can cut the neck of her shirts and not make them look ghetto as fuck? We or our sister could probably do it, but again, fear of ghetto ass looking clothes.

Something something importance of drying her hair with a towel and blow drier, and gently combing her hair. I assume our sister can do at least that much for us.
Then off to dinner. Oh and eventually telling her that eating raw mean is bag, because tiny bugs are inside of her doing gross things.
have you considered mentioning updates in the general thread?

"Lepus the clothes might feel a bit off for a while but you kind of need to wear them.", you try to explain to her as you fix her pants a bit. Trying your best not to look at her crotch. "People won't allow you to do things if you don't start wearing clothes. No clothes. No service."
Lepus stares at you after you fix her jogging pants. She then tries to copy what you said.
"No clothes... No serve ice?", she repeats to you.
"Ex-exactly.", you tell her. "It's just a rule everyone has to live by when they live in the city."
Lepus seems to take note of that. The half-elf then sniffs the air. She seems to be able to smell the food.
"Bird?", she asks you.
"Yeah Lepus that's the turkey.", you explain to her. "Along with some mashed potatoes and veggies?"
"Veggies?", the Wolf Lady asks as she tilts her head.
"Basically a plant you can eat."
"Plant to eat?"
"Yeah like carrots and mushrooms."
"Grass?"
"No. Grass is not a vegetable Lepus."
"Veggies good?"
"Y-yeah they are good. Why don't you try some with dinner."
You then open the bathroom door and lead her to the table. You then sit on your seat. Lepus then "sits" on her. Her method of sitting being putting her not only ass on the seat, but also her hands and feet. Lepus then starts scarfing the food a bit. Rosa stares at the half-elf in disgust.
Do you choose to sit next to Lepus and help her out, maybe feed her yourself, or stay where you are at and try to help from where you are?
I probably should make a schedule. More than likely going to try doing Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.

>>5117338
Get closer, and teach her how to food.

>>5117338
Teach her how to eat

I'd reccomend you putting a greentext when it's time to vote anon, sometimes i don't know if i'm supposed to vote or if you're going to continue writing because of it. People will vote more if you give them clear options

You decide it's best to sit next to Lepus and show her how to eat.
"Here Lepus.", you begin to explain to her, "Allow me to help."
You then proceed to explain what a fork, spoon, and knife are and how to use it. You stab a few of your own veggies with your fork and guide it to your own mouth. You explain that the fork helps grabs food without getting your hands dirty. You then stab piece of turkey with your fork. You show her you can cut a bit of turkey with the knife into more bite size portions. You also explain that the knife is a very dangerous tool and should be held with caution. You then proceed to show her how spoons work. Getting a bit of mashed potatoes with your spoon and and getting it closer to your mouth. Explaining that the spoon is mostly used for shoveling food.
You finish up your lesson on how to use your table utensils more properly. Lepus seems to understand you. Maybe she got it. She then starts trying it out.
Lepus hold her fork and stabs the turkey leg with it. She then take the knife and cuts a big of turkey meat off. She then takes the fork again and pierces that chunk and starts eating it with the fork.
She chews the food loudly. Showing off her sharp teeth (well normal looking for Rosa) grinding the food into mush. You then tap Lepus' hand.
"Lepus we don't chew with our mouth open.", you try to explain to her. "That's considered to be rude."
Then again that example of being rude is really hard to explain. Though she does seem to mostly get what you mean. She then tries chewing with her mouth closed. Though she does occasionally chew with her mouth open.
You all mostly finish your plates. Though Lepus did leave a few veggies left. Mostly mushrooms. Note to self. Lepus may like carrots and zucchini but might not like mushrooms. Still you should find someway to make her like mushrooms. They do contain a good amount of Vitamin D she needs.
You then start putting food up in the fridge as Lepus lays on the living room floor feeling satisfied. That turkey can make for some good leftovers for tomorrow. You then clean the dishes up. It was your turn to do them so you might as well.
Rosa approaches you afterwards. She then places her hands on her hips.
"OK...", Rosa begins, "I'm willing to believe that she is in fact feral. I can somewhat see that. But can you please to me where the elf thing comes from."
"Half-elf.", you corrected her. But you do have to think of an explanation for her.
>Stick to your guns and keep saying that she is a half-elf.
>Tell her you were joking.
>Tell her the whole truth.
>Tell her some truths but mostly lies.

>>5117514
There's no need to talk about the whole "tournament" thing, that'd just make her worry unecessarily. We should just tell her that a local told us about her "myth".

>>5117514
>you corrected your sister
You dumb fuck. Just say she reminded you of a fantasy elf, like wood elves, since she lived in the forest in a mystical kind of way. We literally have a picture of her sleeping with wolves.

You decide to tell Rosa most of the truth. You then dry your hands and then fetch your camera as you explain to her.
"I mostly say it as a joke. She was mostly considered a legend to the locals."
You then show a photo on your digital camera of Lepus sleeping with her wolf pack.
"She's been living in the wild with a pack of wolves for all of her life. Really wouldn't call her a half-elf if you knew someone that lived in the woods surrounded by nature, interacted with the local fauna as if they were people, and never touched a modern thing in their life?"
"The Natives?", Rosa responded, "Maybe the Amish."
"Where the hell do you those answers from?", you ask your sister.
"I mean it makes the most sense.", she responds. "Gonna be honest though. Bringing in a feral woman out of the woods is a very risky move. That takes a lot of responsibility. What made you want to do it?"
"Just felt like the right thing to do.", you answered.
Your sister then stares at you for a bit before she responded. "This is a fetish thing isn't it?"
If you were drinking water you would spit it out.
"No!", you responded, "This is not a fetish thing! How the fuck would it be a fetish to help someone out?"
"Well colonization is considered sexy to some people.", Rosa explained.
"Oh my God Rosa. Shut up.", you tell her as you started to leave the room.
You then go over to your room. Wanting to get some sleep after eating all that turkey. So much melatonin.
You go to bed. You crawl under the covers and get comfy. You shift around a bit. Feels warmer than usual. Do these covers feel heavier?
You then open your eyes and see Lepus on top of you. Resting on top of you. What do you do?
>Sleep somewhere else, you don't want to raise eyebrows.
>Sleep with Lepus, she isn't doing anything wrong, it'll be fine.

Hmm, i'm not sure, might be a good idea to do something. What did we even decide we'd do for the sleep situation?

>>5120106
>Sleep with Lepus, she isn't doing anything wrong, it'll be fine.
Too much bullshit. Only sleepytime now.

>>5120106
>Sleep with Lepus, she isn't doing anything wrong, it'll be fine.

>>5120106
>Sleep with Lepus, she isn't doing anything wrong, it'll be fine.
This'll be a hard one to train out. She's been sleeping with her wolf buddies all her life and presumably thinks nothing of it and isn't used to sleeping alone. Let's hope nobody gets the wrong impression (or la chancla).

You decide to let her sleep on top of you tonight. She's not really doing anything wrong but she does need to learn to sleep by herself. Then again she really doesn't have a bed to sleep on. Note to self buy a bed for her.
You continue to think of things you need to buy Lepus and teach her until you then drift to sleep as the half-elf sleeps on top of you. Surprisingly she wasn't that heavy on you. She also feels very warm on top of you.
After 10 hours of sleep, it's now Friday, 7:00 AM. You feel lighter now. You rub your eyes a bit as you groggily get up from bed. You then see that Lepus is not there. You begin to panic. Wondering where she went.
Suddenly you hear your sister scream. You hope that has nothing to do with Lepus. You run towards the living room.
You see Lepus with a huge ass rat in her mouth. She then approaches to you. She places the now dead rat on the floor and then looks up to you.
"Cook?", she asks you to the best of her abilities.
"W-well Lepus...", you try explaining, "you see... we don't really eat rats. Because they mostly carry diseases."
"Dis easy?", Lepus asks with a head tilt.
"You know like the plague and... coughs and measles."
The Wolf Lady looks at the rat for a bit before finally starting to try and eat it. Tearing into the rat with her teeth. You sister begins to puke a bit.
>Stop her from eating the rat (Strength Check, 1d20 - 5)
>Watch her eat the rat (Constitution Check, 1d20 + 4)
>Begin scolding her for eating the rat (Charisma Check, 1d20 +4)
I'll take the answer that has the highest roll by the time I get back or has dubs.

>>5120393
>Begin scolding her for eating the rat (Charisma Check, 1d20 +4)
what's her cup size?

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>5120393
Lepus you spit that out right now! We're going to the bathroom, and you're gonna brush you're teeth, or no more turkey!

Rats are a big no, they're gross, full of germs, and dig in the garbage. We dont eat rats, because a long long time ago lots of people got sick and die. You might hey sick and die, so no more eating rats please.

>>5120393
>Begin scolding her for eating the rat

>>5120470
That's good enough, ye?

>>5120429
>what's her cup size?
Roll with Charisma check Disadvantage. So roll 2d20 + 4. Take the the lowest result. [/support]

>>5120625
>>5120470
Yeah. Considering they are the only ones who rolled so far, I say they have the best chance of being picked. Anyways back to work I go.

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>5120835
Ree

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>5120835
and t'other roll